Jokers and Players of the Weekend

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Welcome in, Juju Gotti, Juju . Lot to get to, but I gotta start with I know you saw this . The revelation that Bob Barker was a raging racist . This guy hated black people, man. Not like a regular racist. Like straight up like a cartoon racist. Right, bruh. To me, the it was my algorithm all weekend, and it just highlighted to me that how amazing it is that how we all see planet earth so differently, bruh. When I was a kid, my grandma used to be like, look, I love Bob, but Bob don't love us. Really? And that was just really throughout my life.. Exactly And that's where I also get some of the I don't care if you like me or not. I love you either way it goes from my grandma because she was big on bar I was racist back in the day . Wow. Shout out to Juju's grandma, man. And my boy lived a long life too, so it's like you know how people be like, bruh, they gonna get what they deserve. So Juju, here's the deal. Uh everyone on the other side of the glass is looking at me and they don't know Well we knew sex fiend. We talked about him being a sex fiend last week, but apparently he's also a racist. Black people on stage at a time, and he has to be notified by placing a B on their card. On the card. As well as right. As well as he said that black men are the most diseased people in the world. So if you've been with a black man, he don't want you uh a homegirl from the show. A lot of stuff going on. There w they even had the footage of like cut uh like contestant spinning and winning something and trying to hug him out of jo y and like dog there's no way to watch this and not think this guy's racist he's like he's just avoiding them he's avoiding him and like don't touch me don't touch me dogog. Right. I can't believe this. Now dude, I'm telling you. It's part of a documentary. It's like I don't know where the documentary is because it's a series all about these shows from the like the 20th century or whatever, these game sho ws and stuff. And one of them is about price is right. And it's all about how Bob Barker's just was the worst human being ever. Right. The episode before that. Dr. Phil. Y'all might want to check on my boy because hey he got stuff out here too. That one I kind of knew. Okay . Right. But also you know I come here with a top five list, man. Over the weekend, my boy. So it's been some viral moments online, man. So one of the trends right now is celebrating how different childhood right now is versus our childhood so I made a top five list of things that children today would be so appalled in learning that was normal for regular children back in the days. I'm ready for this because I I daily have these conversations with my kids, like do y'all know this or whatever? And sometimes they know the stuff I don't know. So let's see what you got, Juju. Is there any OLIs? Right. I had a billion OLIs, so I decided to go no L O L I's today. Number five, you used to be able to go in McDonald's with three dollars and get an entire combo from the dollar menu . Juju, I'll I'll do you one better. I remember when the cheeseburgers was 39 cents. On Sundays. 39. And I remember coming in with a jar of pennies and counting them out on the counter. I think they still do. Hamburg's 29. I think they still do some special, like six. It might be like doubled now. I think there is some Sunday, if you do it on the app, I think like 69 cent cheeseburgers or something like that. Nice. Number four. When when I was driving in the car and I wanted to change the song, I had to open an entire CD book find the CD eject the other one place it in find the song all while staying in my lane so juju I didn't even have the CD in and out. I had a cassette that went in with a wire on it and that wire was connected to a CD player. And so I had to not only grab that envelope and all that, but I had to like reach over here and hit the open button for the thing to pop open and then while I'm still driving, kind of just put that disc down. Disc. That's disc . Number three. Number three. Unless you had the Polaroid, because we know that uh Andre 3K told us to shake it like a Polaroid, but you used to take pictures and wouldn't know how they looked or turned out until two weeks later. Hope you didn't blink . Yo, that was such a time, man. Wow. When you got those photos back though, Juju, remember that fo This won't surprise you as me being me, but my wife and I really love disposable cameras now and we'll do that and it is the greatest because like we just got pictures back from Thanksgiving. And it's like an awesome moment. No, because think about it. Eight months we took like we took like five or six photos that day and then we didn't continue to take them. And so it's like once you finish up that camera roll and you submit it, you bring it back and it's like, oh, you get to relive those memories in a way where when you you know, like everyone who takes videos at concerts never looks back at the end. Yeah, my eyes are always red in those photos. Oh, yeah. You gotta pay extra for the red the red eye uh redu ction. He does. Right. Also, Jeremy, I want to let you know. Seeing your enthusiasm this weekend, you was in the crowd living life with the mic, bruh. I am back locked into baseball because of my brother Jeremy. Salute, man. Come on, bruh. You should have seen my boy. We gotta get the big in the spirit . Right. In the spirit, bruh. We had a whole bunch of walk-off this weekendide s note. Braves, Jays, Reds, Cardinals, come on, man, walking off all the week. But that's not what we're doing right now. I just want to show my brother Jeremy. I'm locked in. Baseball was sneaky fun this week. Not sneaky, just fun. It was brother A's had to walk off. You see it, you did. But number two, I used to like a girl have to call her house. Her dad may answer the phone and I gotta ask her dad to speak to her . So many awkward conversations. But that's why that's why our generation is able to have awkward conversations and confrontations and stuff like that. Because you had to overcome that hurdle of picking up the phone and not knowing who's going to answer on the other side. Hello, Mr. So-and-so. Is Sheila available? You have to put on your most proper voice and stuff. And then he might do an impromptu interview right there. You just gotta be ready. Like who is this? What yeah? And what where do you know my daughter from? Like we go to school together. Back in those days you would say like hey, is what's her name home? And then he puts the phone down and you would get to hear the conversation between the guy like, hey, hey, Juju's on the phone Chris is on the phone. Sheila, you gotta know where your little friend's on the phone. Like that that was the most terrifying, like how was he gonna tell her that I'm on the phone? I'm one of her little friends is how it was classified. Right. And side note to that, no car waiting. So she was tying up the house line for you, bruh. So hey man, how about this? You're talking to her like so what's up, girl that and then you hear Sheila, you need to get off the line. I need the phone . 20 CD. And no . And the number one thing that kids wouldn't believe, bruh. When I was in middle school, slash elementary school, not elementary school more, I used to get in trouble , go to the principal's office, and I used to get paddlings from the big ass wooden plank on her wall, bruh. Ten at a time. So this is one where I realize that a lot of people did not experience this. I went to a school where they gave us the option. Either we tell your parents or you get paddled . And so we were like, yo, just give me the paddling. Because telling the parents was gonna be way worse. Way worse. Oh yeah, you'll still get the paddle. Well, you just hope that they don't find out. Right. Jokers this weekend. Any jokers of the weekend . Yes, sir, man. You got to know, man. Joker of the weekend. Beside my boy from the the that love Florida with the Swole Brother with the Florida jersey, then switched it to the Huskers jerseys. Were they photoshopping him by the by the end of the weekend? I it made it seem like he lost four games. Like how many did he actually attend ? I think he lost two in real life. The other one was Photoshop. Had to be. Because everyone around him had on Florida gear. Okay. But I'm giving the Joker of the Weekend to Rob Schwartz Jr. Man. Y'all know that right now Caleb Williams is battling with George Gervin for the Iceman nickname and one of the Chicago sports reporters took to Twitter and said, I'll say it, I have no clue who George Gervin is or was in regards to basketball. I'm not the biggest NBA fan and I've never even heard of them before all this Iceman nonsense . And that just show you, man. Come on, bruh. Just because you haven't heard of something, now it's ridiculous, and now we gotta take the credit from people, nah brother. Especially you call yourself a sports reporter. Yeah. Man. I just I just showed y'all man. I'm watching baseball because my brother is is locked into it. So if you gon' call yourself a sports reporter and be ready to watch our sports cuz also don't be proud of being ignorant I hate that like I'm proud that I didn't know shit that I'm a dumb shit oh get out of here any other jokers this weekend, Jjuu ? No jokers from the weekend, but I got a P of the weekend. Keep it P of the weekend player. My boy Grant Hill, man. We saw how that Duke uh broadcast sounded. Grant Hill was on the main broadcast and kept it. P man his team went down in that fashion, but still didn't miss a beat. He had a great reaction, and I salute my boy. I I tell people all the time, Grant Hill is one of like three people I know in life that's so good as a human being it makes me feel bad. Like, man . Like Grant Grant Hill. Grant Hill's so good. Like I'm a real piece of shit, man. Every time I think about Grant Hill, I'm like, I'm a real piece of shit. Most other people, I'm like, yeah, all right. So what? So he's rich and famous. Who cares? Grant him. Right. Also, the holy shit of the weekend. I might as well start bringing this holy shit of the weekend. Alexa Grasso, bruh. Tony. Wow. Wow. What a knockout of Macy Barber. Slept her and then in two seconds got her in a rear naked choke with a body triangle while she was also knocked out. And then they sprawled around and she was like this on the floor on the canvas of the Octown. It was incredible. And then Izzy . It's over with Izzy. It's over. When you see the one with his feet on the top. When Piper had him on top and he was just swinging on him and his feet were dangling like this, I was like, oh, it's we need to we need to cut it. I almost ran to Seattle and stopped it myself. It was terrible. Terrible. He was the he was the best fighter for like a four-year period where nobody could touch him. He could do whatever he wanted to anybody. Kicks , punches, anything, right? And then it happened with Alex Vareda and it was lights up. What are the polls, dude? Up man. Update us on the polls . Should Jamal McGlure's nickname have been 89% of the audience says yes, it should have. Damn it . This was right . This bruh, I forgot to ask Mike also, did you see the Conquer Cub trophy making a tour and it had guns behind it and they're like come get it? What's happening? Yeah. Do you think that parents wandering through the country in recreational vehicles are more likely to steal from their major league baseball playing son than parents who don't? Eighty six percent of the audience says yes they are, and last