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From The Funniest Comedy Of The Last Decade | Hour 3 — Jun 30, 2026
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If it's something that you want to look up, we're going to give you the information here on the screen and in the descriptions, you will have links if you want to help, again, this is not to help David Sampson, this is to help people who are afflicted with this rarest of brain cancer. if it's something that you wish to donate to David Samson has had his life turned around with a cruelty that you would not wish on any parent. and I'm assuming that If you're at a funeral, for example, you start thinking about the people that you love and the people that would hurt the most if you lost them In this particular case, if you can imagine a parent losing a child at twenty eight years old, a vibrant child, a child with a great personality who has her life extinguished way too soon. If this is something that you wish to help with, he is helping the families who need help because this will turn your life upside down to have to care for something like this at a ridiculously unexpected age. Yeah, David has actually talked about this saying that, you know, he has privilege. He has a privilege of money. to spend to seek the best treatment possible. He has the privilege of connections. He had people he could call and who I need to get in contact with and where do we need to go? But a lot of families that are dealing with this do not have those connections, do not have those resources at their back and call. So donating to the CRA fund is a great way to help those families kind of navigate that stuff. Yeah. and just to kind of reiterate what you just said, not to make this a discussion about health care in this country, but I mean I can't even imagine what he was describing the trouble that he was having over the last nine months for someone who can totally afford whatever her medical costs were and to, you know, have to haggle with insurance companies. How can how can what you're going through not be covered by insurance? you have brain cancer. you know? Well we've talked some about this, right? I was stunned at the number of people in America who were just fine with a CEO being assassinated in the streets because people are so upset about what the health industry health carere industry does. It is wildly unfair and it is cruel to be at your most vulnerable state and then have to start arguing or haggling over costs when you've been paying and not needing it. L insurance is, you know Insurance is something you want to pay for your entire life and never have to need. But then when you're in a position of need and now you have to argue with the insurance company when you're already broken, scared and at your most vulnerable, I do understand the sentiment that is rage filled because The insurance industry is so often an incredible poisonous scam that I get how it is that people arrive there. But think of the absurdities as of where you're arriving. You're good with cold blooded murder in the streets of somebody because you're so frustrated with what he represents as a symbol. I've had trouble the last couple of days and I'm not going to get any better at it seguing from the serious subject matter and the tragic subject matter because we're most of us are spending our Sunday out there with David Sampson around an enormous amount of rie but I'm going to segue back into the nonsense of the day that we tackle around here. and I don't think I'm ever going to get any better at doing the transitions on that. But if you want to help, the name is Kira K Y R A and her fund is someplace where you can help.. Vinny goodoodwill. on get up says of Jalen Brown, quote, if there tired of Jayen Brown, that's their business But leaving him out there like this when he's put so much equity into this team, into this franchise is disrespectful and embarrassing. So now Denny Goodwill is arguing that not only does Jalen Brown have a right to be hurt Jalen Brown also has a right to the Boston Celtics doing this quickly so that they're not disrespecting and embarrassing him. Well, I mean, quickly, free agency starts today The draft was a week ago. How How quick is quickly It literally hasn't started yet for you. Is this disrespectful and embarrassing? Yes or no. I'm going know. He is not the first player in the history of the NBA who's really good and might get traded or has been traded or has been talked about getting traded. And I'll go back to That's what the money's for. That's what the money's for.ays at no point has he been, donon't trade me. In fact, quite the opposite. He did the superstar thing where I just had the most fun I had and we all very easily deduced what he was saying. Maybe the franchise That doesn't hang division championship banners, that doesn't hang Eastern confference championship banners, that only hangs championship banners didn't appreciate his favorite year being when they lost in the first round. Maybe. Maybe I mean, what is Jalen Brown's value? Because if he's your best player, you're not good enough And I don't mean that as an affront to Jayen Brown I think I think yeah, he could make the argument. What do you mean? we're not good enough? I won finals NVP. I was the best player on the team that win a championship He won fininals MVP the way Andre Gadala won fininals MV. No don't. No. No, no. Andre Gadala won because of a very specific circumstance for people Yeah there it is. No one thinks he's their best player. No one problem on a lot of. No one thinks Jayalen Brown is boston's best player. Tatum. He was there he was their best player this season through the regular season. He was the best player in those playoffs in twenty twenty four. If you look at the total of those playoffs, he outplayed Jason T. They wouldn't be trading him if they thought he was their best player. I think I think there's a gota That's good. Well, the other player hasn't said he wants out in so many words. And also also, one could argue that the best trade value is the guy who's healthy and productive, not the guy com back what's his value? Tell me what his value is because it wasn't enough to land onto the comppo. what's his value? Yeah, I think that's that's a different story, right? becausecause and I told you guys this Milwaukee was not looking to be status quo. then if I may, wouldn't it be enough to acquire Yanis if Milwaukee wanted Jayen Brown? Right. And the reason why they don't want him is not because of his skill level. It's because they're just doing something different with their franchise. They're like this guy is too good He stands in the way of our ultimate goal of a full rebuild. Right. They prioritize picks and young players in order to help them kind of rebuild this thing And Gaalen Brown, while a great player is only two years younger than Janis. I don't think people realize that. We think of Gaylen Brown as super young and Jan is this old man. It's only a two year difference between the two of them. And so Milwaukee very rightfully so looked at it and said, lookook We were barely five hundred with Janis. If we just swap out Yanis for Jalen Brown, that doesn't help us. like I best we're around where we are right now and that's not going to help us. It's not that he wasn't enough for Yanis as a return on value. It's that They weren't looking for another in his prime player. They were looking for the opportunity. I think people are going to be surprised by how little they get in return for Jayalen Brown. I think that it's not going to be what what a superstar would normally get at twenty nine years old. Do you think I have that wrong? I think you have that wrong. What So what do you think they're going to get then? what who's going to Where's the team that's doing it and saying, you know what? Jayen Brown is our last piece or what's the team that's out there saying Jalen Brown is good enough to be our best player. We'll take our championship chances with Jalen Brown being our best player. So there' two teams right now that are in talks. Portland is one and the cllippers are the other and they're both fit the profile. Portland is a team L like we've got some young pieces here madeade the playoffs last year. Now we're looking to take a leap take some of these young pieces amalgamate them and go out and get our star player and Jalen Brown. The cllippers, different story, right? They're trying to extricate themselves from the Quiet Leonard era. They've already as Jeremy informed us earlier, they've let him know that they're not going to extend him. He's going to go to Toronto to get Brandon Ingram and then maybe you get Jalen Brown in there as well and now the clilippers have rebuilt themselves once again You're you're painting a picture that kind of is reminiscent of what riz with through, Joheran. That's not the case. There is a market for this guy. There is an appetite for this guy, but obviously the things that complicate the situation for Boston is Boston is not in Milwaukee's place where it's like, just give his young players and picks. Boston's like, Ohh no, we're trying to win right now And so moving him cannot be a long term play for them. has to be something that delivers something in the near. But who's the player that they're going to get when you say if they go to Portland orr they go to cllippers and you're telling me, no, I expect them to get the haul. What's the haul? What's the haul that you think Jalen Brown's going to bring back if Portland and the Clippers are the ones involved and they don't have all that much to give By the way Atlanta is another team that I forgot to mention is also involved or interested Tani Kamara and Shaden Sharp and like guys like that. I mean, they they have players Scoot Anderson, I have to believe would be available. You went out and got Ja I can't believe that you hold on to him and keep Scoot another non shooting point guard on your roster. So they've got things that they can offer. they've got assets they can offer, but again I think the definition of haul gets complicated because Boston is not a team that' saying, well, back to the drawing board. They're saying, Hey, we're trying to reload for another run in a ch. I don't think the clippers in Portland have the things that make them better than what Jalen Brown makes them do you It might be a bigger deal. It might be something that involves a third team a four team All I'm saying is the picture that you're painting, I'm not here to tell you, hey, they're going he's got to get traded for this is that. I don't like doing the hypothetical trade game I like dealing in reality. The reality is He is going to fetch something nice for them. The question is where's it going to come from? Is it going to be a multiream? But he has value for I'm not saying he doesn't have value. I think people are going to be surprised at how little comes in return for a finals MVP who is ostensibly still in his prime. What does little mean for you? I mean a name that makes you think Boston is now a contender and better than they were with Jayen Brown. a name that makes Boston like they're better than they already are. I don't think they're going to get something better in return like something that gets Boston excited about ye, I think we're a good deal better or better at all than we just were having this person on our team. I don't think that the name that comes back, especially because one of the things that's happening here right now is you think that as they get to survey the entirety of the market, they're creating more and more options. I think he's been available long enough now to show you that they're not getting back something that excites them. He was available long enough. Most of that long enough was to get Janis out of the Cpo Yeah That happened a week ago. They were they were famously not reaching out to third parties because Boston didn't want to be put in the position now where I imagine you're landing on on this hypothesis Dan because Boston doesn't have a lot of leverage here. They've kind of crash this situation and teams may know that and that's probably why you think the offer won't Reflect that, but the only superstar that we know to be available right now that is in the class of Jaen Brown is Ki Leonard. and that is obviously complicated. Maybe they don't get something that can plug the hole of Jalen Brown and and impress you with a name that's like all right Boston' here. That's a great player to pair with Jason Tatum, but they can get something in return that when the next disgruntled superstar arrives and it's only a matter of months because someone will be available at the deadline. They have something in their arsenal that can help them acquire them. Isn't it less about being surprised what they're going to get for Jalen Brown, what he's worth and more about Everyone out there knows the Celtics are up against it now. So they can lowball the Celtics because they have to get rid of Jayen Brown. I think we are making a massive leap also in assuming that he's on the block and on the move It's not necessarily. Do you think it's possible that he's back there? Yeah. Oh, I think no chance. Yes. I do. We went to do this with Kevin Dran in Brooklyn. Like he got traded eventually, but He didn't get traded immediately. He came back and it was there's no way he could come back. He came back and he played and he played well. and then he got traded and they got a pretty good haul for him from Phoenix Excited for summer hosting a pool party, a barbecue or just looking forward to some relaxing time at home. Orkin they've been building their best knowledge and expertise for one hundred and twenty five years and they know that no matter what your summer plans are, most people don't want cockroaches involved. shocking, right As supporters of summer plans, bothoth big and small, Orkin is here to stay one step ahead of Hest so you can stay one step ahead of your schedule. 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Pop star never stopped stopping. I like that That movie was good. That was exactly that was in twenty sixteen. so we It was a long time time ago, but that's a good movie. Uh oh. Breaking news, the Miami Heat have made a transaction They will be bringing back Simone Fonttecio. Wow. How much shooting reinforcements, Dan? What did you make of the contract that Andrew Wiggins got here? I mean, they resigned Andrew Wiggins for three years, which doesn't necessarily mean that he'll be here for three years because It's it's backloaded in a way that's going to make that contract something that people will want to trade for in the next couple of years. So Andrew Wiggins had a player option for thirty point one million dollars, right? And we got the story yesterday. Oh, we signed an extension The total value is sixty four million dollars. so everyone leap to the idea of oh, Andrewigins opted out, took a pay cut, dropped them down ten million dollars, gives them more breathing room to spend under this hard cap of two hundred nine million. Well, that's not what happened. What happened was he opted in, he's getting all thirty point one of those million dollars, but then the next two years after that seventeen and seventeen with a player option on the last one. So I feel like this is a very silent signal as to the heater showing us what their plan is and their plan is look, two hundred nine million dollars hard cap There's no way to get creative around it. It's two hundred nine million. There's only so much good of a roster that we can build with that constraint So this is a multie process. Why are you saying like that? Because I'm trying to appeal to you So by virtue of structuring the deal this way, it's an acceptance that Hey, we're not going to get a perfect championship team this year. We'll get something competitive. We'll start building some stuff, but next year Next year, now his salary drops almost half from thirty to seventeen. We're going to have so much more flexibility to really build this thing out and go be aggressive and free agency in twenty twenty seven or in trades. And they could also trade him right now since this isn't technically a new contract. like he just opted in. So they can actually trade him right now and otherwise, they would have to wait to what Deceber I do not believe for one second the Miami Heat are playing for two years from now. I do not believe that they did what they just did a little more desperate than they would have liked to have done it because they threw two pieces in there that they did not want to throw in there. two pieces that were not in there six months ago. Tunis. And and Hakas. they didn't what they didn't want to trade Hacas. He was not a part of what the original deal was Seeen some off season stuff, Yuck and Chunus. It's good. Yeah, he's good. He's good player. Then the job of a front office is to have to have that long term vision when everyone else is clamoring for right now now now. You could say, oh, I don't believe that they would do it. But the reality is contontract tells you everything That contract tells you everything. They set it up on purpose this way for the ability for them to have flexibility next year. understanding again, usually when we're talking about the salary cap, it's a soft cap in the NBA. you can figure out a way. you can overspend or whatever. will'll go to second Apron all these kind of options. That option is not available to the Miami Heat this year for the entire of the season. they're going to be stuck at hundred nine million dollars the absolute maximum they can spend. The thing with the heat and their free agency next year is that they've been setting up salary cap wise for next year forever. The only two guys who are under contract going into next season at the moment are Bamae Bio and Nikoliovich.' keep you honest. If they're able to move off of that contract that puts them at one guy outside of Yanna. So Daveon Mitchell, a free agent headed into next year. They're going to have all sorts of spaces to play, which is why several months ago when we were talking about possibility of Norman Powell coming back to Miami. We're all saying only if it's on a one year deal, the naked gun remake That was good. That was great. Liam Neson surprised me there. Did he surprise you? Put it on the poll at Lebotar S show. Did Liam Neeson surprise you in the Naked gun remake? No, because I'm a movie guy No No No, no, no, no. No. no, no, no, no, I've gone too far. Please get that's the best comedy that Liam Neeson's ever made. Go get that sound for me of Liam Nees. What was your second favorite? Being asked to take a pay cut. That was Liam Neeson in Naked Gun rememake was the second best comedy that Liam Neeson has made in the last couple of years. Can you update us on the polls from today, Jeremy? because Juju has to be out and we've got morally abhorrent in the post game today, Mike's going to do that live so that you can get your soccer fix around here. And I've got a soccer question. I want to ask the group here, but just update the polls from today, please. Are you surprised cows and hogs kill more people than sharks? This's a big one seventy point five percent of the audience says no Now we're learned. Is Cedric Coward the worst name in sports sixty eight percent of the audience says, yes. Does fatigue make Cedric cowards of us all? That's a good question. eightighty seven percent of the audience says yes Barbie a comedy eighty three percent of the audience says yes. Barbie first and foremost a comedy. huge distinction seventy five percent of the audience says Yeah. It's already go those earpoles Do you have any observations from yesterday's show? This is something Yeah, I'm glad we're getting to them now. It's a little late in today's show to talk about yesterday's show, but what are the observations that you have from yesterday's show? I was really confused how you were projecting all of analytics onto one guy that Bobby Marks had cited And you were just like J standing your ground on that one. no matter how many great points were made around you about how it was wrong. And I actually really appreciate it. Just that you were moving the goalposts and locking in U Robin is not a superhero, but he is a hero This is similar to the way that like superstars and stars exist in the NBA, so like Nika Yokich, superstar, Jamal Murray star. And if you like heroes, come out to Las Rosas today because I will definitely be playing Chad Kroger's hero H Dan, do you dislike broccoli or is it just broccolini I'm fine withrocoli. It's brocolini, It's bitter. Rich man. Okay. Yeah, I just needed to be sure. I was surprised nobody asked that follow up. not They're not really similar though. Broccolini and broccoli don't taste anything likeike 's why I ask the follow. I don't even know why it's Bcoli. I don't know. is Brocoli in the Brocoli family? Like what is Brocoli? It looks like It's like a wild like crazy It'smost impossible. Have you se Victor Monyama's brother Oscar Wiminyama? He looks just like him but he's not as tall. So Brocolini is like the Victor Minama and the Brocoli Oscar.issing cousins. I'm looking up now. I'll figure that out after Um I think the Voouza is the worst instrument. If it classifies as an instrument doesn't But I mean, it is It's absolutely an instrument' a plastic tbe Is a kazoo an instrument? Nobody takes Fuu ila lessons. They'll be stupid. Well, you don't have to take a lesson for it to be an instrument. You got your ass, Jeremy. moveove on. Okay. Pablo has me fully convinced that this kawai trade to Toronto is just a total cover up to get out of everything. Like the way it was all laid out yesterday, the fact that they're going to end up with Kauwai and all of a sudden a place he never wanted to be, but now he's cool with extending there and the clippers wouldn't exend It all feels like BS and I can't believe that this is how this is all going to work out How are they going to do that? do you think they're going to try and dump this, news dump this on Friday? Like is Kawai going to end up getting traded and then they're just gonna to announce the penalty and they're going to news dump it on Friday? I think they're going to do it in the middle of the frenzy of transactions just to cover up their sense. Broccoli Rb fall into the discussion It's sort of like Broccolini. It's the same kind of bitter and I don't like that very much either. Are you done with your observations, Jairmy? or do you have any other Last one more. Man, that North Carolina team with Ed Davis was so fun that won the championship. It was Ty Lawson, Danny Green, Wayne Ellington, Tyler Hansbro Tyler Zeller on that team as well. Oh my God. I love North Carolina basketball as a kid. Ty Lawson in college, one of the fastest human beings I've ever seen in my entire life. And if you didn't think Kendall Marshall a few years later was going to be the next Rjon Rondoe, you weren't watching Carolina basketball. By the way, Ty Lawson, I remember his pre draft workout when an eighteen year old Drew Holliday put him in handcuffs. He was like, this this guy won the national Championship and this eighteen year old who barely got off the beds at UCLA was just so dominant. It was like it was one of the greatest workouts I've ever seen Roy, can you please play for us the single funniest thing Liam Neeson has ever done? There's a lot of discussion about it and a lot of. healthy a necessary discussion about it because the disparity sometimes is Disgraceful How do you think we can move past that? We're starting We're starting and it has to start, you know, and it's starting with these extraordinary actresses brave ladies and We as manen have got to be part of it, you know? We started it So we have to be part of the solution. So would you take a pay cut to kind of equal things out? No. Pay cut. No, no, no, no, no, that's gone too far No, there has to be parody. There just has to be Hein't ling. He just said though that men, we have to be part of it. No. Yeah, but they should get paid more is his point. Why would no Why does it come out of my paycheck It's a good point. It' like, they need to get paid more. How about the people doing the paying? You could pay them more as opposed to keeping your profits. When he just said, we need to do our part. No, He said men, we as men Sking out the men that are doing the hiring and the paying of such. Not the actors, not male actors, m executives. No, no, no, no, no ay cut. that might be my favorite part. We've fixated it on the no for years. But it's the timing of the hearing it isantaneous. Hearing it again, it really hitss all. That's the part though. The part that gets me every time is the cadence shift from how optically correct he was before that and how he gave no thought meaningfully to pausing at that question. No Pake itut No, no, no, no, no. Right? So it took him aback He was he was like he had to resay it. No. I don't think it took him aback. He was ready for it. Like usually when someone has a follow up like No. like that was a crazy like, hey, do you want bread no That was like that was likeishn No. That was like the ice man saying, hang tough. Hang tough. It's the same tone of hang tough. like Pay God, did you lh your mind? Dan Lebatar. Analytics have slash are ruining the game. We're playing AI hoops. That's his team. hisis teams in the forefront of all. don't steal.. Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. Jenetan Saslo. I get carried away. This is the Dan Lbatar show I just want to play the whole thing again so that people can hear how little of a pause there was when she asked him that question because it was real and true indignance that he has considered this and when he considered it, he rejected it out of hand. There's a lot of discussion about it and of healthy un necessary discussion about it because the disparity sometimes is disgraceful. How do you think we can move past that? We're starting We're starting and it has to start, you know, and it's starting with these extraordinary actresses brave ladies and And we as men have got to be part of it, you know We started it So we have to be part of the solution So would you take a paycut to kind of equal things down? No. Pay cut. No, no, no, no, no, that's goingone too far. No, there has to be parody. There just has to be Do you guys believe that upsets are good for the World Cup? It's a conversation we have around March Madness quite a bit where people like the upsets on the first couple of days, but when the final four arrives, they want the big boys playing. So I don't like all the Cinderellas and all the upsets in the NCA tournament because when we get to the sweet sixteen and we get the elite eight I want bllue bloods. I want the big boys playing. I want the best possible games. But I am going to find myself and I found myself yesterday and you saw Netherlands get knocked off and Germany get knocked off. I'm going to be rooting for these upsets because We got skin in the game here and I feel like The most advantageous way for the U. S. to continue to advance in this tournament is if they play some lesser teams if some of the big boys get knocked out early. So Because I got someone who I'm rooting for here. Yeahah, I'm rooting for upsets. You always want great matches. and I think one of the chief concerns with an expanded World Cup was this round never existed before. Some teams are going to be getting into the knockout stages that in previous incarnations would never. But why was one of those teams And we all expected Germany to absolutely drill them And they showed They belong and put up historic upset for all time So while as someone that has tickets to Philadelphia on july fourth was very much looking forward to Germany, France. hurts, no doubt But the memory of that PK shootout in particular and the narrative that game took as it went on with Germany having to chase the game. That was an all time game. when I put it in the group chat today No one had a better upset in knockout saage history outside of a final that happened in the nineteen fifties than no one was alive for. There two of them in the fifties that were pretty big The thing about Germany is there's a lot of history here. So number one, this is the first time they've lost the shootout in like fifty years You got to start there. This is what we saw yesterday was a historic historic collapse by them. Number two, as we spoke about earlier The idea Got to a point where right guys And now I've seen the video of coach right, who's next in Gideline, not me. L imagine that happening. Is that real though? Like you wait a minute, hold on a second because you said this earlier in the show and I didn't seize on it. okay? You addressed it as a rumor. You said it has not been verified, but that Germany's veterans didn't want to step up for the penalty kicks That sounds like a level of cowardice that no one will admit to. I don't think it's a fair accusation to make if you haven't verified it. What under what grounds do you think? Usually, I'm told that athletes and athletes say this one all the time. No, I don't want the opposing player, the best opposing player on the team to be hurt. I want to beat their best best and you're telling me guys are asking out of the pressurized situation. I can see with the young players. The first two guys that took it for Germany were Kai Havertz and Kimich and they've been around So maybe they did so reluctantly Kim it should look pretty decisive And he was into it and Hbert historically never shies away from big moments being Cutch Ky is kind of his thing But everybody else telling you this, this over the headshot on the skky cam It is really revealing keeper was doing all types of ws. I watched it What is he doing in the break So he's he's pointing like first of all, he like he's pointing, Oh you go you go this way. how angles away. go this way. the save that he does where he doesn't even dive It was all mind games the entire talking about the botto one. Yeah in Morocco. Yeah Yeah. so far the two keepers and I mean, this is a very small sample. The two keepers that have been more about the histonics of getting in the head of the pen takers have been the better keepers in these PK shootouts. So Cape Verdy has a forty year old keeper and I was talking earlier yesterday about how this is the smallest team to ever advance this far in terms of nation size. It's five hundred twenty five thousand residents. It's smaller than every one of the United States than even Wyoming. Do you want them Z to advance? only because you want the United States to have a better chance because the small countries, you're going to have the better chance against them. But you're you're not, it's not because you're rooting for the underdog, the fairy tale story. If I'm Dan and Z if they advance in this round, you know who they're beating Ar Argentina. the reigning World Cup Champions with the greatest player arguably ever. Yeah, that's the greatest upset in the history of sport. I don't think I don't think people would want that though I don't think I don' you don't think people want to experience the single greatest upset No, not if it knocks out Messy and then you don't have Messy in the later rounds. People were very excited on the first couple of days when it was all the big names doing all of the goals scoring. I don't I think people now stop rooting for the upset unless they're doing what Zaz is doing, which is just I want my team to have a better chance. Dan, I got to disagree with you here. I've been thinking about it. I don't think it's like March Madnness where we like the upsets, but at the end we want to see Dke North Carolina Kentucky Kans the World Cup is something bigger than all of that. And so people want mats And if we see a Titan fall, no one's like, o my God. now I got to watch Pa why versus whoever in the final. They're like, wow, it's crazy. This is the final and so far on name recognition. I know Netherlands and Germany are like, wow, those are shocking, but Morocco made it to the third place match last World Cup. Morocco is more talented. than Netherlands. I was a very tight line going into it. I didn't know who was going to win that game. I wanted to see a play out because I didn't know who was genuinely better. And while Germany, name brand no doubt not a strong German team that I think anybody really had winning this thing. So far, we haven't had one of those teams that are like, man, well that ruins a potential great final For me, the number one thing I want to see is just how the world reacts. They're on opposite sides of the bracket. I want the drama of Portugal, Argentina. I want that as the final. That'd be great. But the next best thing for me is a potential first time winner an African nation making a deep run. having someone enter the new class of global elite because that means along the way I have had an historic result. There's always a feeling from people like myself who FIFA is a very eo centric organization And the European football model and everything, that's like that's the class and everyone else is just like you vagabonds they were allowed to get in here. So there's a part of mean that watches yesterday I'm with Mike. Yeah, off course you want to see Germany versus France. That's a great game, great matchup, but seeing two European powers gettinget knocked out nice and quick Oh, I love it. I love this idea that we're going to a place where they don't have they're going to have France and that's it. The other storyline that that's I think really interesting that we I don't know if we've talked about it. the number of players who are competing in the World Cup were born notot just in France but literally in the suburbs of Paris is far and away, the highest number of any concentration of players from anywhere else in the world. Only, you know, half of them obviously play for Paris A lot of them play from Morocco, for Algeria, for Senegal. That's a big deal. Dan, if I told you the dream team, right? Or we go to the Olympics and I said, yeah mostost of these players came from Haia Right? Not just came from America or came from Miami. They came out from this neighborhood That is an insane level of concentration. The only thing I can compare it to, Mike as a music guy, you might appreciate this. that like Motown Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder and Smokey Robinson all grew up within like three blocks of one another and did not know each other. It's just like fors Western PA for quarterbacks. There you go. Yeah. Is the neighborhood Oakland? Is that where it is it is a they call the Bano and it's like it's it is the in Paris You know, Urban housing development happens in the suburbs. They don't have it in the middle of town like we do like in New York or whatever. They put their housing projects on the suburbs outside of the city. So yes, it is a underserved community, if you will. I. How does Ben Affleck wake up in the morning knowing that that's how he said Hielah? Hilah. How does no one correct him As a guy who's fluent in Spanish by the way, it's not like he's just some Gingo He speaks fluent Spanish, so it's like he lived in Mexico as a kid. term A years, I believe, that's why he speak fluent Spanish. That's kind of funny. I Roy, see if in the next two minutes, you can somehow find the shocking audio we have played before of Ben Affleck speaking perfect Spanish because he does. Mike said flatly that Morocco is about as talented as the Netherlands, Chris Whittingham disagrees. He says if the Netherlands want to get back to their true identity, they should just hire Morocco's manager So much braver with a worse team on paper. I disagree. I love Chris. I agree with him. He knows more about the sport. Thank you. 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