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Hello , good evening and welcome . It's time for us to have a lovely time. It's time that time to get to the vength . It took less time than we thought it might do Ben thought we were in the Yemen today . Mark Rome , but we're still just in London 'Cause we're in the gut . Yes, but we're in the house to get in the whole section but the whole section punk it's the whole section Hello Hello Hi not my favorite. That's right Hello and what are you doing today? We're doing the Horn Section podcast because it's fun and we want it to do it we want button . So please keep supporting us on Patreon. Thank you bye and hello to all the band. That's right, they're all here. We're going to kick things off with three caveats song longtime listeners will know what these are. Caveat songs are when a lyricist writes a line and a song, then changes their minds so writes another line that changes the meaning of the song completely. So these have been suggested by listeners. We're going to try to do them just as I'm going to sing them and I've been having singing lessons. So here we go. Have you, Alex? Puddon. Have you? I expect so. This first one is by David How do you pronounce it? Okay, here we go. I will be king the guy alone and you will be queen . But nothing will drive them away We can beat them just for one day for we can be heroes stop just for one day. So Bowie there promising a lot of things. He'll be king, you'll be queen. Nothing can stop you, but it is just for twenty four hours. It's important to remember. He does say it twice, so it's definitely just for one day. Okay, next one is Fle byetwood Mac . I think I know the tune for this, but I can't imagine it'll be better than the last one. Here we go. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow , don't stop . It'll soon be here . It'll be better than ever before . Yesterday's gone . Yesterday's gone . All I want is to see you smile . If it takes just a little while, right? Reward to know that. All he wants is to see you smile but only if it takes a short amount of time. Mac is busy man, busy man. The final one is by Percy Sledge , and this is the first big if all the caveats we've ever had. It's a big if caveat. Here we go . the mouse have you been having sea lesson here, Alex I thought it was pretty good . I think you should do exactly the same again. I'm gonna do my best. I always do. Here it comes. Commitment one , three , three . When wanna spend his very last time trying to hold on to what he needs . I'm gonna he give up all his comforts . Slip out in the brain storm if she said that's the way it ought to be ? It's kind of big He's saying there that a man would give up everything and sleep in the rain if it's a big if his girlfriend said that's the way it ought to be. I think Fran lightly a girlfriend would say that, so playing it safe . Okay, talking of girlfriends? I don't know, people, rain. One person special guest audience has arrived. Oh look, it's Al Marie Marie Welcome lesson lesson one, right? Singing lesson one. You've had one lesson. You weren't here for that. I said singing lessons. Could you hear us on your way here? Could you hear me? Yeah, I was listening to the podcast even before it aired Oh yeah, one at the start, and that's the beauty podcast is they're not time tethered. Well, all morning or whenever or hired Good day. Hi, goodbye. Hi, hi everyone . Apart from that, how are you? I'm very well. Yeah. Yeah , I need who I need your number for your singing teacher. When a ban 's girlfriend? There we are. When there's no music I think this show is better when there's no music . So Al you've met the band before. We're going to go through them again. Al this is John on Trumpet. Alo ha and Hi Joe. It's Mark on Sax. Hi Mark. Willip on bass. Willip the pianist over there. Of course. And Ben on drums. Ben on drums. Yeah, I've saved him for last 'cause on your Wikipedia entry last week, Al, it said briefly that you're a semi professional drummer. No, and that's gone now, but it was up there for a week. I wonder who took that down? Yeah. I don't know. I orpered it. Drummers.um Drmers will have taken it down But you have been playing drums for Yeah, an awfully long time. You know, I'm enthusiastic. I don't know how good I am, but I have a go. Yeah. Well, that's like me with the singing, I suppose. No, no it's not, no semi professional singer How often do you play the drums? Every day. Every day. Do you try to? I was going to ask you how many kits do you have, but how many drum businesses do you have? Well , I have one , one drum business . Okay. Yeah, yeah. Making drums in a factory in Stockport. And it's all British British . It's called the British drum company. Yes, because we thought we'd do something totally Brexit. We are anticipating not being told what to do by a crowd . So that's a topic of joke. It's a historical joke for today's political discourse. This will go out in three weeks do Google what that reference is and don't pursue. Yeah, so yeah, and we have a factory and there were two of us four years ago and there's twenty people working there now and it prints and everything's amazing. Well listen, Al to me to me now . We always sing a song about our guests. Wonderful and today I've based on a Bobby McFarren song . You can join in Al. Do you know there was a rumor for Frides that he died? In the late eighties, there was, you know, when you get those rumors about pop stars that they've died, you know, the thing that's so popular. Originally from the originally from yeah, the Paul McCartney thing . For a long while. And the thing is it was before the internet, there was no way of checking if he was alive or dead. He had to wait till the internet was invented. Basically disapprove. Thank God for Tim Bernersley. Yeah . Well, we did that with Joe once. Yeah. We spread it. I died. No, they didn't. We had a Christmas dinner eight years ago and we told him that Sally Gummy. Sally Gummer died. Yeah. And for about when he went to the toilet or something? Fourty minutes he thought Sally Gumman would die. But then it wasn't that it was about two years. Two years later . They were all happy to be together when Sally Gunnel's name was mentioned Joseph. Oh, I didn't she die . It was about two years later. It was . Yeah. She should be our next podcast guest. Yeah . Well, this is she's dead, isn't she? Barthosome aware We're going to sing Don't Worry Behappy but we've changed the lyrics so instead of Don't Worry it says Al Murray and then some other people that rhyme with Murray. And then instead of happy, there's other famous people or nicknames and you've got to try to jump in with what you think the second thing is okay. Al Murray and something. Okay Don't worry happy don't worry happy don't worry happy . Here's a little song I've written. You've got to guess the names of the people I've hidden. They rhyme with worry I'll marry no I'm happy . You're the pub landlord and you're nice underneath . I'm a little man who's got very bad teeth I'll murray and Gappy? Gappy. Gappa Gappy. My mum used to call me . He's a tennis player, but he always has a double . The other one's in end dubs and he always gets in trouble. And Murray Jamie Murray 's doubles up and Dappy Dappy that time. Five more. He's a cool actor and he likes to bust ghost . She was in Taskmaster but she, wasn't one of the h osts Phil Murray . Yeah . And Shappy Jess Napping. Oh, I thought I didn't know Shappy come up. He's from Northern Ireland and he does radio . She was in the jungle . She's a comedian and called Murray and Course Andy Shappy. And of course Andy Shappy, there are . She can run a long way. She's a wonderful Scotland . He's a friend of Scooby and he's also a dog. Sally Garnell. Evan Murray scrappy. Scrappy. Scrappy dude. Now they get hard in our least good dog. She's Andy and Jamie's mom, so she's probably minted . They're the ones you go to when you want something printed, Judy Marray and pronter printed. And snappy, nappy snaps. Yeah ,. it's okay Wasn't mother. He commentate from Formula One and he's been to Yoville the other one in rainbow and his head is an oval walkamaria and zippy. Zip Zippy.' Thats the end of that. Zippy. Zippy. Yeah . The other one's in rainbow and his head is in oval. Pretty pleased with that. I've never met Mark Fippin, but I think I know his type. He's tall or short and he has got or hasn't got a bike . He's been to France or Spain or Prague or Amsterdam . He's Mark, Markie Fippin, and he doesn't give a damn . Oh Oh, we've just received a question from a listener . They've written and say is this Did you get that this evening? Yeah, I got this evening. They've written and say is this the potato episode? The answer is no, this isn't pot theato episode but it is shaping up nicely. We're sorry for a way . Okay, Al, I've got some questions for you now from the band. They've all written their own personal questions for you so they're going to ask you them one by one. Would you like some sort of musical bed underneath the questions? Yes. What sort of things do you want? Yeah. I would really like some sort of Bulgarian nine eight folk dance type. Yeah, yeah. I thought that was . A bit of walz now please . Who would you like to ask you the first question now ? Um Joe. Yeah . What's your question, Joe? How ? My mom says you're exactly her type. Are you into things like cooking and gardening and hunting? I like cooking . I don't like gardening . But hunting. I'll give hunting a go. Yeah, I'll pass that out. Thank you Next question, please. Next question. Agressive sound It's a horrible novel. I wanted something a nice swallow. Diners from this is what you got ring communist China . Happy anniversary communist China, by the way. Yeah, hello. Right. Muffbend, do you want to ask me? Yeah, look at me, my question now. Do you think you can run faster than a goat? And what's your general exercise routine, mate? I can run faster than a goat. Yeah. Big talk. Am I exercise routine is racing goats? Okay So we know froms experience.' Whdo you ask want to the next question? I'm Base Base William Watcher, almost big fans . What's the strangest place you've ever dropped something? EG your phone in a volcano strange supposed to have dropped something a phone in a volcano. We've got I've not dropped my phone in a volcano soon to I'm going to have to gradually increment away from that. Yeah. So is it the thing first and then where you dropped it? I think well , I've dropped one , so to speak. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Where did you do that? Well in the I once farted really badly in number ten down the street. Yeah . And then you're like having to sort of style it out by wafting or by walking away. By assuming David Cameron was going to take the blade . We've all done it. But he lived yesterday. It's the one thing you can't do. It's a satire there for you. Two questions left. Key keys, mister Ke Hey, hi Al i. It's great to meet you. What time do you wake up every morning? What time do you wake up every morning and how long do you stay in bed before getting out of bed and what do you wear in bed? I wear a variety we'll work backwards. I wear a variety of things. Oh yeah, what sort of thing? Well, normally just a t shirt nothing of the rest to your imagination they should . How sub t shirts just check a normal tissue. Not an extra long t shirt if you see what I mean by that. Cheeky t shirt . And then maybe tracks it buttons. Oh , but I do have pajamas for when it's called an actual like proper Yeah. Come a little button like a little bit of charmers with buttons and yeah and a pocket, stripes and pockets. Yeah, another pocket and a pajama. And I wake up at one minute to seven and get up at quarter past. Yeah, seven forty six. Pretty good. That's pretty good. Why six fifty nine? Because the alarm's gonna go off at seven. So you just got that thing where I wake up before the alarm. I think a lot of people have anticipatory here. Yeah. My mom's got that. Last question, Mark. Good afternoon, mister Murray. Oh, it's the afternoon now. Yeah . How many pans have you got? Panzers? No, how many pans ? Have you got? Great question, Mark. Really good question. Well, I'll answer it . Big big the Le Crusade set of four. Oh yeah . Then the white Le Crusette six . Then I have a wok count , two woks , three frying pans two the copper pans in the stock mill's kitchen fifteen fifty Great, great questions guys. They're awesome questions. Yeah, really good questions. I feel like I know myself better as a result of that. I mean, does it do feel like that's a lot of pounds for one man? Yeah, I was about to say. I said it. I accumulate pans, and I don't throw them out. I had a clear out of my pans recently. You go to the tip or did you take them to charity shop? Tip? Yeah. I would have had that. I need a pan. There we go. Burnt some apple.. I need it Greta Greta Thunberg right now is you're on our shit list . I also he rew away patents. I took away accent. Yeah we are picks up. I took away my iPad in my old sucks case. What? You took it away? No, left in it the left in my sacket of okay. You're not gonna go back and get the guy to get into the skin. No , really? With the giant rubbish mashing jaws coming towards it? Was it like it wasn't like To Story three? Right. Where's your iPad currently Joe Walkland? Nock Airport. No Airport. What? We're quite a stupid band. Honey, speak for yourself. How did you do that? I left it in Norway. Obviously Limsy Limsy G . You mean so much ? To all the abandoned me, it's your love of guinea pigs and the fact you go to gigs that fills abandoned me with so much greed, Mrs G. You play, flute recorder, and of course guitar. You like albacas and you once smoked a cigar. So sorry, this is unrehearsed, but when we get to march the first, a special day for Mrs. G, when Mrs. Gibbi come fifty, we'll all come around bearing booze and carry on. There we are, stop. The beer today has been provided by Otters Beers tears. So thank you to them. Are we all enjoying them? Otters? Yes, I've added delicious one just then to do with ALL you're drinking your beer.. Yeah It's very nice. It was one in a black can there. My one's called Cloud Water . Okay. Yeah, that doesn't that cloud water that rain. But it's a lovely beauty with opening . Okay, well that had another thing we've ever got four eight or we had a we had a happy story from Joe, but now I've got a sad story. So can I have some moody sultry Scottish music please? Exactly one month ago, I visited a biscuit factory with my children . My children are interested in biscuits, so on a Saturday morning, I drove all the children to Glasgow one by one. I have a small car. I can only fit one and at a time. Also they can't be left alone without sustenance. So I took the old est first with some crisps . Then when I got there I left him there with a crisp and then I went home to get the youngest and a crisp packet opener and I took him to Glasgow, left him there with a crisps and the crisp packet opener and I brought the oldest one back then I took up the middle one and a hose to clean the youngest one from all the crisp, then I put the crisp pack in the car and went back to get the oldest and he licked the packet. On the Sunday we all went to the biscuit factory at Toll Cross where they make hobnobs. Now hobnobs made from are oats. So why are they called hobnobs? Well, I didn't know this until the tour guide at the factory at Tall Cross told us that the Hobbs in Hobnobs stands well, it's short for Hobbits. I don't know if you knew this from the movie The Hobbits. And in the factory there are maybe fifteen hundred or a million Hobbits all on conveyor belts on their way to becoming hobnobs. And the knobs in Hobnobs, and this is very interesting. And again, I didn't know this until the tour guide told me, but what we learned was that the knobs in Hobnobs are actually Nob s like not like penises. So hob knobs were actually hobbit knobs and the children and I watched watched on the Sunday afternoon as the knobs were sliced from the hobbits and put into packets and seals and just a tiny amount of glue was put on the end and then the packets are rolled into lorries and carried around the world. But on the way out of the factory we were led down this long corridor my children and I, this very long corridor by an old Scottish lady who kept opening hundreds of doors as we walked down the corridor. Hundreds of doors, and as we went along, my eldest son, Tony , sang this song . Amazing. Thank you . Cracking . Lovely . Which is awesome . Thank you very much Thanks a million . Thanks a lot. The bottom of my heart, thank you . Cheers . I respect my sincere gratitude . Hallelujah , you've set me free . Wonderful. Papa, she's still opening the doors fab . Fantastic . Great . Your best wishes regard You're the best . Are you one ? You rock . I bless you. I fully recognize your praise be. You have my gratitude. You're a lifesaver. I'm much obliged . I will never forget what you've done. Hm because there's all the doors so she kept open the doors and Tony had to respond every time Oh we've had a bit more but that's good and manners is a good thing isn't it? Yeah no., It's all frustrating is there when you're when you hold it open . Say at WH Smith's and you end up stars nothing. Parade of people go through a no one says thank you. No one says thank you. Yeah. You're like a sap. Yeah exactly. Thank you . Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah . I mean, it's the sarcastic responses, isn't it? As much as anything else. Hey , don't mind me. No, it's fine Totally happy to do this. No, I'm here by the way. Dad, don't worry about it . You go on in . Will it spend about a month writing the lyrics to his one? You've just written it just on the spot. It's a difference, isn't it? Yeah. Well, no, it's his idea I've just made it better. Yeah . And for that, thank you. We've just had some pleasure. Some listeners have just been in touch This is amazing. It has gone out and they're in touch. They're really well this one they actually have been in touch, but not just yeah yeah I'll get it yeah Hello everyone. This is the Horn Diction podcast How's it funded? There's loads of you and you've got to record all those tracks and edit it and all that. Wow, it can't be easy. It's not. And that's why we have a Patreon page. If you want to support the podcast, we'll play you a personal jingle in return. It's fun, it works. Everyone's happy. The only slight problem is that we had quite a few people asking for dingles at the end of the last season so we had a bit of a backlog. That's why there were quite a few at the end of some of the episodes. I don't mind it. I like them. I prefer a lot of them to the rest of the show. Ha . Anyway, here's the current deal. It's a system where you donate money on a monthly basis, but you can stop your donation at any point. For five dollars, we'll mention your name in a silly song up to fifty dollars. We'll record you a short personalized jingle. It's one hundred dollars for a birthday or anniversary jingle. That's the most popular one. Then it's five hundred dollars for a full on big personalized song or rad or stuff like that. It sounds ridiculous, but you can do what you want with your song after that. It's bargain time. Goodbye Patreon. com. Look what's up . Have you met Henry Hoover before? Yes, yeah. Yes, indeed at the broadcast Oh yeah, digital media awards not, not the the actual actual broadcast digital key we kept entirely at arms length from that. Congratulations on your win. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were I took it well. You did. You swore everyone. Yeah, I did, you know, with your fingers and your hand not getting to be fucking television. Anyway, sorry. Henry who was a curse. Henry was a friend of the shy when he's written a song to help tell the difference between coots and moorhens. We have performed this on the podcast. The bank No, without potentially an alarm. Your chaps are doing well, but the idea that Koots, the bank is on your mind is most delightful. Now we will return to banks later on the Shuri, but Koots and more hens the difference between Joe, do you mind I know? Is that like those like little blackbirds with a white head, aren't they? Well, yellow bee and then there's a core and there's the difference between a cormorant and a shag as well. Yeah, yeah, but we haven't got that covered. We've got the Cuts and more hens. I want to know this because I've a toddler and she goes to the pond and is going ducks, quack, crack, crack, right? And I go no, no, no, no, more hint. Yeah, well now you'll find out if you've been telling the truth. Joe, would you mind singing on Henry's behalf today? I'll do my best. Okay begun the front of his head is by Red Man or Hellen , no stem more stem more there is more because it's brilliant. At Justana, one five seven six four five three nine and at Rob JFH will send in some more verses. So you've gotta see if you can guess what these ones are it's the same style as that or more again I get it, I get it. Okay Here we go. One more time . There are six of these here . Who's seeinging these? Oh, would you like Joe to sing it? Yeah, of course. Honestly, once bitten , that's a joke, can I hear that? I mean, he may not have had lessons, but he's like across it, isn't he? I'm tak righten off quick none of it no transactions at all there 's swimming is great and it's sold eighty ain't that some more house. No, you didn't give our much time there to guess . Oh, I was thinking is he going to guess a more house? Yeah, so Adrian Very good. Adrian good. Yes. So can you give us his first name? Adrian. Yeah, yeah, correct. Only 'cause Alex just said it . So you leave it a lot of times you go after Ur. 'Cause that's the yeah, that would help . It's not crystal line or just hard to define that Amorphous. Correct. Very nice If you ceased to exist during the Cretaceous During the what? Cretaceous? Yeah, sorry. That's oh, it's more of an AR this one. Boy, it's a tragedy . It's not what I've got, but it's good. Yeah, that's Hammerite. That's Hamonite. This one's more successful, I think . It has scale the skin ando Pactor Finbatza Fibian Moray Eel. That's a Moray A Moray. That's probably that's the best of the lot. That's pretty spell and much better than our closer to that . Yeah, it was the same. What they've done is taken your idea and made it better. Yeah Twice now. Okay. Well, at least twice at least you're thankful. This is the last one now, last one. Good luck. Okay . If compass has gone for what's right or what's wrong, Master That's A a navigational So it is a more you've got a more and this is well'.s That a more or less terrible situation to find yourself in a more a more it's an adjective this one more tissue no that's another one for someone can use later No, I'm gone. Amoral. Amoral. Amoral? Yeah. Oh, right. Okay, but I was thinking if your compass was gone, I was like, I was on a boat somewhere. Yeah. I totally would do this with a bonus one of those. I think this is just about gettable. If it's full of great guys who repair people's eyes at A Moorefields hospital. Yeah Moorefields Morefield That's gonna run and run that one So I just had a text from my wife saying the doorbell isn't working Hi I've been to Finland and I have met the Queen but Todd Rice is now forty and he's the greatest sight I've seen . I've seen bridges and tombs and labradors, but Tom Rice is better than all that stuff because Tom Rice likes cricket and blackburn rose and Tom Rice is incredibly tough . Lotsy and earnest know that dad isn't tough. He can open up a bag with his fingers. Whoa, he can squash a tomato and tear a bit of paper. He can easily ignore Carol Singers. Tom Rice is the greatest and the toughest guy does seem to years of my pillow but I was at school with Tom Rice apparently, so I'm the one who's really in the know last time. Happy Birthday Mr Rice. You're a doctorate at Saint Andrews. You're tough, but you're not that m edical. You study films and stuff like that. We all love you very much. I put you upon a pedestal . Hey, Al, as mentioned before, you're a fully professional drummer . Would you mind have been paid to play the drums? It's not the same thing. There we go. Would you mind getting on the drum stool and hitting the circles for ? If that's what's required? I need everyone else to move up and doesn't call them skinny she says the lids. You put the lids on her drums . Yes, I'll move over . All right, then now I'll worry about it later. Also on the drums now. Okay, a quick drumming test. Drop drum roll, please. Perfect. Can we have a five second funky rhythm? yeah Deep, I want some deep rock and can you throw a stick up and catch in your mouth? Oh my word. Wow. two or three feet already that really' thats belie tove about it. That was crazy. What about tish Oh, the pause. The pause. When your plane drums by yourself, do you drum along something or do you just piss about by yourself? Both. Okay . Well, we're going to play a game now called Who's Touch the Most Long Things Naughty . Everyone's going to play their instruments. I'm going to say some long things. If you've not touched one of the long things you have to stop playing. Okay, the last person playing has touched the most long Things Naughty. Yeah. Ben, you don't have an instrument there, so would you mind just humming along? Sure. Okay. So you can take the whatever rhythm you want, whatever your most comfortable place is. Oh yeah . It's gonna be the best ever game . A bit of humming, please Oh yeah . So stop playing if you haven't touched a warm baguette. Yeah, we've all touched warm baguette. Lovely, aren't they? A javelin . Everyone touched a jambliner . When did you last touch a jamblin now? It's been a while. A wiggly worm . It's so wiggly, oven . Wet string, wet string. Wet string . Everyone stop playing ? Why was it wetland? Been rainy. War and peace. War and peace. That's the long one everyone touch one piece genuinely bullshit a ponytail either on a pony or in a family member . A barge pole . Hey, you've all touched long term. Never touch a ball. Never touch a barball now . It's a shy. You've lost our house. Not touch you with a barball all . Spaghetti in the last fortnight Be honest , you've all had spaghetti there are fortnight. That's back in . See it from the flame? Normally once you're out you're out, but because you're the guest you can carry an elephant trunk or a giraffe's neck or a snake or a hose . A basketball player a basketball player The pin is a professional? Yes, a professional basketball player. No . Who were you thinking of? I was chatting to a cashier in Saintsbury's a couple of years ago and she was just off to it was the World Youth basketball. I'll give you that. So it's just by Oven. Yeah, maybe. Buck in Edward, just ed, just head . A digerie do with your mouth The femur, the longest bone in the body . Gone with the wind The film? Yep The Nile. I've been touched that Nile. Oh yeah, Nile Rogers. Oh, yeah. You touched Nihilah Rodgers. Yeah. Gareth Bale's hair in twenty sixteen . Oh my god. He's the world . He's definitely going to jump driving the sleep. It seems Everyone now has a birthday at some point in the year. It's like Instagram or Facebook or the Toxic Titus fear. But Mikey Cole is different. He doesn't have a birthday. Well, he does. It' ons a member of the first, but he asked me not to say and he said not to say how much biscuits he eats and then he never gets any fatter. Well that he works in finance and plays back in Mongo although Sean is definitely better. He said please don't mention that he won crazy gold so we wouldn't say that Myic Ckeole and we want to say good luck for your PhD, which is all about the stunny old black holes, Mickey Cole . Mickey Cole . Mighty Cole Mickey Cole Mickey Cole Look at how is now back on traditional stool We're going to play you a song now, no, I've just unkind a surprised stout. Oh, I was handed a beer and it's coming out black. It's very black isn,'t that? You be careful. I hate the worst stout in my life earlier . But thank you again to all ers beers, tears bears . For the lovely , lovely stout. It wasn't one of those . So this song we're very excited about this helmet. It's probably the sad the most moving song we've ever written. This is written by Ben and that's a low bar beat . It's a true family story and we'd like to share it with you now . It's called Grand Daddy . Granddaddy and I did toil From morn to sundown hands in soil, we grow those sweet green peas until our fingers they were raw , the peas were ripe, the pods they grew, the sweet green peas were raw we knew. We'd picked them all with just the two wolfers down in the fields Grand Daddy would engrave the piece and check for those anomalies . He didn't score a name he throw the darky outs There was a special song he'd sing, he'd sing it as he sorted it through. Next time you think of him when we sell our peace to you this is the top of the crop and if it wasn't you blame us but created peace we don't serve great peasy . We'd never stooped down to deep . So you can taste the anus . You can taste the anus in your mouth . You can taste the amers . You can taste the amers . You can taste the amus . You can taste the freshness, taste the greenness, taste the sweetness, really taste the peters . Grandaddy checks the anus so you can taste the beaders . Granddaddy checks the anus so you can taste the beaners. Drag better taste the anus so you can taste the penis . Taste the freshness, taste the greenness, taste the sweetener. Really taste the peanut but You can taste the freshness, taste the greenness, taste the sweetness, really taste the peer Terrible beer . Love you, granddad. If Steven Robins sold sewing Bobbins, there'd be Robins, Bob and Steve Robins, Bobbins, Robins, Bob and Steve Robins, Bobbins, everyone. Robins, Bob ins , Robins, Robins . Now, Al, we've we haven't particularly mentioned where we are. Where are we today? Well, we're in the, we're in the lounge of wherever the room is called the Task Master House. That's right. We like to do a task. Of course I would. Okay, we'll do a task. I will I wish I was still on it. It's my favorite job ever. Oh, thanks, Harley. You were my favorite contestant by self. I've watched a program since. Right . So Angela Scanlon did the same task last week. So you've got her total to beat . This may fall into your hands. Okay . You mind reading out the band will then play under the attempt. Say the most famous people that Willip the Basses had heard of each person you must say you say must have been born after the previous person you've said oh god that ' nonssense again. Yeah. So this is okay. I think you did this as a warmup task for yourself. I think it may have done yeah, you have two minutes. Willip is the arbiter of fame here. Yeah, yeah. But when we say most famous we mean the highest number of famous people rather than the more famous than the others does that make sense? No, not anymore. It made sense before you tried to qualify the bloody thing. So it's the highest number of you just got to say something. It's the famous people and they've got to have died after each other. Do you want me to tell you Scanlon's talk? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because Angela Scanlon is good at everything and it would just demoralize me. Good luck My time starts when Ben the fit drummer it says here. Yes , yes. Hits his cowboard, but he doesn't have to hit it yet Tune Carmun There's them . Julius Caesar. Caesar. Yes, he did it, Caesar? Augustus Caesar born after Jesus Christ Jesus Christ. You're born Junior Rayna . Yeah. Saint Paul . Yes, he's heard Paul . There's going to be a four here . Emperor Constantine . Oh, what date? Oh, five to five hundred. Okay, we'll give you . Okay . William I. Yes. William II. Yes . Matilda . Queen Matilda. Henry I. Henry the second have you heard of him? Yeah. Richard I. King John. He's nodding. Henry the third, Henry the fourth. Oh yeah . Henry the fifth. Oh, clever. Edward the fourth , Richard III. Heard of him. Henry the seventh. Henry the eighth . You've got one minute and five seconds play. Catherine of Aragon . Yeah. And Queen Mary is the writer of Birth ordinist, Queen Mary. I'm going to check all of them . Queen Elizabeth , Edward the six . Janks III. Yeah. Charles I. Charles II. Yes, your mother . Charles James the second. William the fourth. William the fourth. You got a hand. Yep, your mother . thirty five seconds . George first, George Second, George Third, George four. Oh, we got a roll . William four. Oh, no William four. Oh no , we haven't had William four. Okay. William the fourth. Queen Victoria . Edward the seventh eighteen seconds. George the fifth. Edward the seventh ? Don't be ridiculous. George the sixth Queen Elizabeth II. Prince Charles. Wife frequent prince Edward , Princess Anne. Prince Anne Allied in the room Me Me anwhile Are you younger than them? I'm younger than all of them. So lot less celebrities than Bangela went for, wasn't it? Yeah, but I went route one. Yeah, well, I can tell you that read, Al Murray scored a total of forty five. Scanlon fourteen. fourteen fourteen. She had two minutes But you could just do them. She didn't have a system. She added to Therese May very early . People often do . That's the thing to do. You gotta go, you gotta go way back way back. Well, don't el you win a green t shirt . Really? Near your house. Is it it is a t shirt in which I can see the penis? It being . I know what you mean . Oh yeah. Oh baby. Yes, well do we do? This song is for Mes Milo's dad is a straight up who invented the Gustard Dream. You can get engine oil out of Kashmir clothes by using it patented steam and Mes is short for Meredith, which is definitely a straight up guy's mank. We're sorry we missed your birthday. Cass is definitely to blame. But why is Mez's a straight up guide? I'll tell you now. Thank heavens. Cass erole Smith's why standing up. We absolutely need Meredith Heaven. Oh yeah, oh baby yes whoa whoa we do M Oh yeah oh baby yes this song is a man Oh, hey Alice game time. Another game. Another game yes, and this time is hot on the heels of the last game. Well, this is double game. It's Rolls Rolled by Bank tattoos. First of all, Alice, do you want to win a Rolls Royce? Yes. All you gotta do is say the name of a Roy of my choosing whilst rolling your R's for the longest time in one breath. If you win, you'll get a rolls Royce of things. Okay Go away . Your roy is from South Africa. Do you guess if you know which royal I'm talking about? From South Africa is strong. I don't like this Roy. This roy smells funny. This roy is getting more and more popular. It's a great robust alternative to black tea because it doesn't have any caffeine. Oh yeah, I know what it is . Right. Roy boss. You got to say the word Roy Boss Yeah for as long as possible rolling your arms. Okay. Thirty seconds to beat and that's okay. Ben Shepherd score. Your time starts when your roy starts Fucking good bike. Circular breathing. Ask the horn player. Joe, would you mind reading out the school? Well it's six point five seconds . I thought I had the shepherd there . But the shepherd is eternal. Second game I'm going to get a new tattoo for another game. Yeah. I was going to get a new tattoo next week. I was thinking of getting the logo of a bank . So the game is you have to shout your name if you think you know what the bank's logo is. The person who gets the most points are going to get their name under the tattoo. Loyld's bank . No, no, no, I can say the name sorry, I can say the name of the bank then you say what the loans are. All right, sorry, but you have to shout your own name first of all. Okay, you only get one play. One buzz per bank. Yeah. So the winner I'll get your name underneath the tattoo. Okay, so some banking music please underneath from the pianist. Barclays . Mark Mark got there first? Griffin. It's not a Griffin. Middle Bowl like a bowl. Hexagon shade. No . Ed? Yes, Ed. It's an eagle. It is an eagle. It's a blue eagle dates back to sixteen ninety, two hundred and thirty years before the Nazi won. Lords back. It was What happened then? Did you tell a horse? Well, you gotta share your own name. Ben, it's you. It is a horse. One over there to me. Ben gets one. gets one. RBS. Owl. Yes, Owl. The letter's RBS. No, no, no, no,. Yeah that's their logo. No, no, no. No, yeah. It's been outside one of their banks. No. It's Scottish flag. Anyways, it's what it's like a podcast. Yes, it's four blue arrows pointing to a square. Whatever. Everyone enjoying the game. H HBSBCC,S ? Len? Yes . The letters HS not the logo. That's the name of the bank. Ben. It's my logo. It's sort of two crisscross reds. I'll give you the symbols. All red triangles pointing all over the place. Not west. Ow. Yes, Owl. It's the words Nat West. It's not that. It's not that. Anyone else? Joe. Yes, Joe. It is a shape. Yeah, three red cubes in the shape of a triangle. Fin oneal nationwide. This is well I really want yourself. It's that tattoo you've got it. Charm ing probably will be a house. It is a house, sort of. It's a sort of house with a chimney in the shape of a letter P with a big blue pack mitting the roof. Thank you. Yeah, boy, let's end the podcast there. Yeah Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Ell, have you got anything you'd like to add? Well, you're adding numbers. I'd like to add some numbers together . Oh, come on. John. That is the stuff . No,, no you got that completely wrong. Boom. Oh yeah, it's still too complicated. You're overplaying it again. Just a fam. There we go. Fine. Do you want to mention your podcast? Yes, I have a podcast in which I talk to that's the wrong music. Do me, do me music. Doom me music, something really do me. I think you're saying do me, not do do me. Do me experience now actually I do a podcast with the historian James Holland. Yes, he do , where we talk about the Second World War called We Have Ways of Making You Talk. This is exactly right . And because he knows all about it and I'm sort of interested in it. So the cowbell is totally wrong . Well, I know unless we're invading the steps of somewhere with loads of cows on it. But so we talk about the war in it and that's it basically. Is it weekly? It is weekly in fact I think we've just gone by weekly. But wow. The week before last for the anniversary of the Battle of Arnam, which is a big thing that happened. A bridge too far, people may have seen that. We went there and walked the battlefield and talked about it and all that, which was kind of and it's just a tour you just the turvis. No guests no occasional guest no musicians. Bank tattoos. Do you play bank tattoos ? Well, there's a lot of people who say that the banks caused the war , so maybe we need to talk about that. Yeah. Who says they're rock that idiot? Lunatic idiots. Lunatic idiots . Okay . Well, thank you. We will all tune into that, do you? No, you won't.. 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