Dream Interpretation and Final Questions

I want to Well hello good evening and welcome it's time for us to have a lovely time We checked the direction we had to go to get to the menu we didn't go the way that we saw that we might do. Ben thought it would be north by north west. Yes, I do not south, but it's more like nouth nouthwest. Because we're in the top of the house . pockets . It's the whole section poker section pucker . It's a whole section pocket . Yes . Shut up and welcome to the Horn Section podcast . You've found us, you've dug us up, you've unearthed the gem . That is, six men in their forties , doing the only things they've ever done twanging, musical instruments and reading out words they thought of on a train from Hull to King's C ross. This is modern entertainment. Hi guys, give us a bit of swing, please a bit of a swing. Early swing . There it is . Yeah . And I want each of you to greet me with a different really cool greeting word. We're going to start with you, Mark, so a greeting word, a cool greeting word. Hey Mark, yo. What ya? Lovely. Hey Joe, howdy Barn?o What's up ? Willip a hoi matey . Yo. I said yo. Hang on the star. What's going on? Cool . Benji boy Sophom Slice . Evening What up, doctor? What's your name? What's your name ? None of your business. Okay, welcome to Poker. You could have also had crack in Ello Governor. Hey baby, what's cooking? Good looking . I like your face. Aloha. And put that cookie down . I've been on internet. Yeah, put your put that cookie down. They told you that as that supposed to be funny that one. No, I found that on the internet genuinely. Right then on with the podcast. Putting your cookie down is a greeting. Put that cookie down. Put that cookie down. Yeah, oh, I'm gonna use it then. What sort of podcast is it? Well, it's not the potato episode. It was going to be, but we're not quite ready for that. Willip is still finishing the potato opera, Ben hadn't finished his musical mash recipes, but it's going to come soon and I know that I can't wait. Mark, can you wait? Yes. Well, I now know that Mark can wait. Joe can you wait? No, I now know that Joe also can't wait. Two of us can't, one of us. Okay, so we're going to start in a minute, but first of all, a bit of music. I've been learning the French horn for forty years now. And apparently I'm ready to join the band. So this lot play a piece of music called Waterloo Women and Mark's can do some solos Yeah. Some bits and then I will exactly replicate what you play on the French horn. Yeah, okay. Alright, here we go Well, that was a lovely bit of music , but also our magnificent one person special guest audience has just arrived. So let's introduce them. It's Angela Sc andler . It's Angela Scanlon . Angela. Hello. Welcome to the podcast. Thanks for having me. Hi everyone. Hi Angela. Hello. Hello, how are y'all? This is Angela. Sorry, I kicked your guitar. Sorry boots as well. I know. They're hiking boots. Be nice, huh? Yeah. We're quite big boots. I know it's a little bit aggressive. Yeah. It's making me feel uncomfortable, you look uncomfortable The jeans . Yeah, not the boots. Okay. Little tennis socks peeking out from the top of the little tennis socks . They're white. It makes me feel like I have my life together They haven't shrunk or died in the wash. Okay, you got two I've got two yeah. I've got two . I've got and I realize this and I apologize. I've got Leprechaun socks on. I realized it's not appropriate. Yeah, but also you did allude to the fact that you were going to do a potato episode which I thought was aimed directly at me and I thought, you know, a bit flattered but also racist bit on the nose . Welcome to the podcast. Thanks for having me. Apart from that, do you have any it's ear veryly in the podcast, but do you have any initial questions or worries? No . In that case thanks for coming . In that case, I'm going to introduce you. I'm going to explain how we know you. Okay. What music would you like underneath this explanation? What type of music? Oh maybe something by the pogues? Something pogish Yeah, yeah, Pogish we can't for the cure, would that be easier? Let's have some music that sounds a bit like the Pogues. Yeah, flavor. A flavor of the pogues. So Angela, I know you because of a couple of things . Number one , I really loved robot Wars with you and Dar Robin. My favorite program then. And now you and my wife secondly met at a party and she got quite drunk and thought you were best friends for half an hour. We were. Oh, good. Was in real. Yeah. And then I was on your radio two show with Greg Davis once. Yes. And also we were at a party with Mel C, but that was the same party as the one before . And that's our history, I think. Yeah. The house. You stuck the music . That was nothing like the pogs. I thought it was English at first, but they realised it wasn't. There was a little flavor in the beginning of the yeah. I mean, it was a hybrid. I'm fine with it. And it won't be the only disappointment of the of the bookcaster. Great Sorry , Alec, we're oh so sorry, it was your birthday you told thirty just last week . We missed a date. We're a bit too late , especially for a guy with your physique . You're a hunk, Alec, a school friend of Michael, you like cricket, comedy and soccer . Also you're in Australia just outside of Sydney, so sorry for this late Drongo Pommy bloody shocker We're going to briefly discuss where we are. Would you mind explaining Angela? Oh yeah, so as in, you know, actually where we are. Yeah, actually where we don't normally record in this location. Okay, can you play the them e to location, location, location, Ed? No, no . Is that because you don't know it or I don't like it? None of your business . You can't just keep saying none of your business whenever anyone asks you a graduation. How does the theme team go? Did anyone know the thing to location? No, that's not a very memorable one is it? Location , location , location. Where are we, Angelou? In Chisiswwickick. We're in Ch and where specifically without giving away the name of the road. In the Taskmaster house. That's right . It's an oddity. It is an oddity , but warmer than it appears from the outside. That's your first impression. It's warmer than it appears from the outside. And because we're here in the Taskmaster house, you're going to do a task. Amazing. Yeah. Why not? That's my dream. So we're going to pass that round to Angela now. We pass it around the room . Oh, I've just dropped some of the loaded stuff. It's branded and everything. Oh, it's branded, so we'll stop the location theme tune and did I go too soon. Yeah, you went too soon for it. It's okay. Let's pretend I'm trying to press some buttons but it doesn't fine . Okay , you can now open the task . Oh sorry, the seal broke. I really wanted to bring it home. Okay, so if you're going to you're going to read it out and then you're going to do it and the band will play the Tusk Master theme quite sort of softly underneath your attempt because it's a verbal task. Okay , okay, here we go over . Right. What's the task, Angela? Okay, say the most famous people that Willip the Bassist has heard of. Each person you say must have been born after the previous person you've said. Great, ask . You have two minutes. All right, your time starts now Gandhi. Good . Mother Teresa. Good . Chiles Brander. Definitely born after Theresa? Definitely . Someone born oh to Brandbridge Don't get too young No, I know Stuck on Branbridge still Gandy Teresa. Teresa May? Oh, another Teresa. Yeah, I like Teresa's Definitely younger than Brendan. I think so. Okay. I think so. Are you going to check these? Okay. I don't think so. Robert Deniro It's a very odd group of people, so De Niro, we've got we've hit five. Okay Younger than De Niro? Younger than DeNiro? Stiller. Lovely We feeling a lot more about you . Okay . Richard Osmond. Okay. Younger than Daniro? He's fifty two, I think, that was great. Yeah . I don't know what age pedestal is. fifty three, you're right. Okay. Then Zander Armstrong is going to be in her around that age too, right? I'm giving you it. Okay, you've got forty five seconds. Sarah O'Breen . You saw a lot of men in there fifty . Okay sorry at the forties. Okay, Amy Poohler. Also, I've known I know my audience I feel. Yeah. Hi, have you owned Amy Poole? What's she been in? Certainly that night? Yeah, brilliant Chelsea Handler. Have you heard of Chelsea Handler? No, no. Sarah Silverman. Yep. Got it. That's ten. seconds left. Matt Maker . You heard of Matt Maker? No, who's that? Have you heard of my bacon? He talks about it in the show . Life podcast is going to be absolutely righteous. Okay, okay, thirteen seconds. Justin Bieber , I went really old. Yeah, you got a Princess Charlotte. Eight seconds. Prince Louis . Is there anyone other than Prince Louis fight? The new baby nothing in a lower head. I will give you that. That's a score of fourteen francs. I'm absolutely ashamed of myself. I'm so sorry. And there was only one Irish person in there. Oh , who was that? Dara. Oh yeah, a brief. What do you think about that the pianist? Catch proud of you . Yeah, thank you . Good. Okay, well I will check the scores before next week's recording. Okay , or I won't. So we don't know how well I've done really in the room. It's hard to tell, isn't it? I always think it's easier when you have a figure to beat, so I would prefer if you didn't tell Al how many he needed to tell. Okay, okay, it doesn't work like that. Okay . I'm turning the page. Well , I've got a new hobby . Good link. Who wants to hear about my new hobby? Not me, though. Yes, please. It's jogging. Jogging, what I do is I go out in my car and I find joggers and I pull up next to them and ask them if they want to live home. And so far, no one said no. And I rented a minibus at the weekend and I got twelve, twelve joggers. That's my new hobby. Do you jog, Angela? I used to. Do you do yoga? Yeah. Which of the band do you think also does yoga? Oh , good game. I'm gonna say drummer. Are you, but good you're drum? Oh good . You? No, no, no, but thank you. I'm glad I'm number two . The penis. No, no, no, not the penis. No, shit isn't it? It looks like it's really insulting . It is. It is. No, not even the Tumrpet door. No, it's between Willip and Mark now . I'm going to say maybe Willip. No, it's the least likely person . But it's supposed to cure aggression. I haven't been for a week. I've got to Morror. Okay, so your event about to explode. Okay. How might come and watch ? If you travel, I've just got blood holder. You could go to see Logeness or Lockloma. Or some people think that Glasgow is the best . But I know, I would rather visit somewhere called Dumfrees, because a lady there called Carolina is painting a masterpiece. She teaches kids and owns a cat and she hails from Carney Hill . She used to live in Scorn One, but I think we should visit her still. Her winchy cats call Archie. Her husband is a Dutch guy. But Caroline is an artist. So let's go to Dumfrey's High But who is Angela Scanlon ? Well, I'm going to tell you now with a song . The music for the song is the music from murder. She wrote Why? Why do you think Angela? Because Angela Lansbury, Angela . And she lives in Cork. What does she? Yeah . And all of the people try to find her. I like tourists come and they try to hunt down Angela Ansbury and all of the locals misdirect them so that they'll never find her. Brilliant. Cute, isn't it? It's cool. I might have to change the lyrics though because I thought she was dead. She might be now. No, well I don't think she is. I just remently I could do the same thing. Okay, right. So this is a song about Angela Lansbury and Angela Scandlon. It's called Los Angeles. Ready? Yeah . Angela Lansbury born in nineteen twenty five and at the time of recording this podcast Angela Lansbury still alive . Angela Scandlon is also not dead . She's an Irish TV presenter and an excellent red haired fan. One was born in Mice in a town called Ratooth. One was Jessica Fletcher. In Berda she wrote Angela Scandland does lots of radio and TV and the record foremost ME losses is held by Lanspream. She was nominated eight times but didn't win, and that's why we are scanning to be our guest with us , fine . I love her. Have you liked my voice? Yeah, thank you. It's unthreatening. Like all the best, singers . Wanting to get myself as a treat. I've got lots of things already. I've got a rake and italian a wife and two kids in a cook and a carnel and a taly. I know I'll buy a song for myself. For me, what's my name? Andy Bell? Tobe we please and Zack will we please and fliss? Well you can never tell. But Toby and Zack would definitely like it. They've got such excellent taste. They like their creamy, they like hello tomato and that isn't always the case. So yes, I'm gonna wanna sell a little song for me, just me, Andy Bell. I know it was really cool. I know it was not long and I hope the last line wasn't Ryborg scam. Two things now, Angela , about you. First of all, you do and I only discovered this yesterday, your own podcast. Yeah. Competing with us. I know sorry. It did only come out yesterday or the day before, so it's pretty new. Different department to us. It's yeah, what category would your podcast come under? Well, I don't know well being I don't yeah. And then I saw somewhere that it was education which felt . Is this helping? Is that the piano? The theme tune from the piano, not the actual instrument . Oh my god, sorry. I used to love that film song. Only where did it happen to her finger, didn't it? I will ask, did something weird happen to the pianist? Finger figure in the piano. Yeah, me. I wasn't Mmm. Okay, Holly Hunter, wasn't it? Oh yeah. Am I thinking of the right film? I definitely think no one understands the reference . But we enjoyed what you did. She's the one who loses her head in the woods. No. Finger a minute. No her mind . I meant her mind. And then you said chickpea, I think. Chickenpe. Whoa, whoa, why chicken peeks? Has anyone seen the film? No. Okay anyway, so anyway you should offer tuned there. It's less about the podcast a week, but oh yeah. Your podcast is called Thanks Amillion. It's called Thanks Amillion. You'll be familiar with that phrase. Well, it's a sort of Irish phrase, isn't it? Yeah, like my wife and Mark's wife actually as well. I'm Ben's soon to be wife. Are you gonna marry? Are you gonna marry Stiff? Yeah. Cool . Does she know? No great ways to propose Ben. The all romantic, eh? Does she listen to the podcast? No , thanks, Amelia . It's a good name for podcast because you say it at the end . I've only listened to an episode. You say it at the last phrase of the episode. I know. That's quite good, I thought. Key to a successful podcast. Yeah, well our podcast will be called Goodbye. I'm going to move on to your TV program. I think we've dealt with the podcast now pretty well. Yeah, you got some more listeners. You've got a TV show which is on tonight every. Yeah, Wednesday. An hour before my program . Great. It works. It's News, isn't it? Yeah, I like I like it. TV show . What's it called Mark? Your home better ? I mean, to be fair, that is a better attempt than most people who actually came up with the title. I can't really say that, but I did. It's called Your Home, Made , Better. Made Perfect. Yeah . But it was in the ballpark. Better. Yeah . It's a good concept and I'm going to demonstrate it now. Okay the strength of the concept because one of our band members is having a loft extension done. Do you want to guess which of the band members is having a loft extension done? A loft extension. An extension was a lot to converse. Sorry, a lot of conversed. What is it bigger? Well, don't give it away. Oh well just kidding. I mean , I think it's again good. I think it's Ben. Yep. Yeah, weirdly little Joelkins having a loft extension dump. Okay . Conversion, conversion. Yeah. So Angela, would you would you interview Joe? Sure. There's a bed of music is there normally under this sort of channel for there is quite well it's on BBC too. Yes , so great . But they did say channel four of it. So did they guess that sounds a bit edgy? Brilliant. So anything really a bit jazz y? Yeah, just a little bit as Angela interviews Joe about his dream loft conversion . So Joe, you're really unhappy with with your loft at the moment. Oh god, it's rubbish. Really? And what is it doing to your family ? Well , it's we find it quite oppressive. Yeah, just on top of us bearing down. Okay . And what does the dream What does the dream space look like? Well it looks like a bedroom. Okay . You want a bedroom? Yeah. Okay, and what do you like to do in the bedroom? Well, if another one minute, please, Andrew one minute. Sorry . What do I like to do in the bedroom? Yeah. Well, sleep primarily. Okay. That's this. That's not the whole story, no? Okay , okay. But like, do you like to chill out? Do you want it purely? Is it like is entertainment important in bedroom or do you like to confine that to downstairs? No, I think the entertainment will stay downstairs. Stay downstairs. Okay, so this is like a Zen room. Yeah . Right. And music is that a different part of the house? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Does he always answer in just one word? Yeah The same he'll put girls when , that's probably enough. Well, the good news is, Joe, we've actually how do you reveal the virtual reality moment? You just throw on the goggles. Yeah, well, Joe, we've got your house here. Okay . Yeah. Look remarkably like the goggles we use. They may well be . So Joe is now do. Sorry, they may well do . Or they may well be the same. Thank you, Angela. So Joe is now goggles. Pop on the virtual reality headset and see what his new loft conversion looks like. What do you think, Joe? It's very dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't turn him on. Oh, I could . But this is what it'd be like at night. Yeah. Yeah, what do you think? Yeah, I like it. Yeah, yeah. Can you be a little bit more expressive? Well , the tracking has been lost, which is a shame, but other than that, I don't think it's the tracking. I think it's brilliant. Yeah. What do you mean by the tracking? Yeah, I don't know.. Okay That's what it says. Oh, is that what it says on the thing? It's tracking locked. Yeah. That means something's happening. That's why I see you. Is anything happening now? It's getting blurrier. That might be just my eyes . Well, it's not a bad bit of the book . Well, I guess this is what it'll be like looking out through one of the values windows into the night sky. Yeah. Or to be blind. Can you see anything I don't know . And stop. Okay, well that's that bit dumb . It's time to have a chat with Willip Collier, the long bassist. Hey, Willip. Hello . Do you want to hear a joke that the pianist and I wrote on the way to Holl? Yep . I bought a hell of a trip. It was a pretty good trip to Hull. I bought a pool table recently. Then you say, Oh, did you buy the cues too? I bought a pool table recently. Oh, did you buy the cues too? Yeah, and the rest . Yeah . Like it . And I gather you've come up with a game for me and Angela to play, is that correct? Yeah, yeah. What's the game called? Tops. Top jumps. . Are you ready for a game of top chumps? I think I am okay just to go the zonebers high. The numbers low for what you got. I need to know a power speed. Power, strengthy wait strength, wait. When you win, it's really great . Talk to I'm gonna hand you your cards now, Angela. Do you want to pass that to Angela? Angela shouted out Alex at the beginning of that because I lost some of the cards if you're wondering why she screamed at Alex at the start of the So you'll notice the theme of the top trumps are it's what are they with? Sentences Sentences It's best sentences, Angela. Okay . Okay. Have you played Top Trumps before? No. You never played top trumps before. No. . How have you never played top trumps before? I don't know. What is this? So it's a heard of it. I've never even heard of it. I just thought you made that up. So was that actually a professional song that somebody else wrote? It was a professional song written by me. Okay, fine. For a proper game. Okay. It's one of the best games ever. Like Uno kind of. Well, yeah, it's easier than Uno. So the way it works, you have the thing at the top of the card is your thing for the card and then it's got different values below. Okay, so I'll start with this one. So my sentence is don't get me started and I'm going to say strength. The strength of that one is nine. So then you say what your sentence is and what your strength is for that for that God, what's your sentence? Don't get me started . You and whose army? It's pretty strong. How strong is it? It's ace. Ah, so why when so I get your card? Okay, that's how the game works. All right. You enjoying the game so far? I love it. Okay, good. I'm not surprised it's huge. Yeah, yeah. Well, normally it's things like dinosaurs or cards. There's never been a sentence as one before. So Willip has invented that bit. Oh, I see. What's wrong, Willip? Nothing. Okay. Edward was trying to tell me something. I didn't hear anything. Which one is it? Piano play. Piano player, okay? My sentence is you would say that that and's a you would say that. It's got a speed factor of four . I think they saw you coming . Speed factor of five. Woah. So you get that card announcement very much. Now it's your your turn turn, to say the sentence. Oh, okay, great. And then really . Oh, wow. Yeah. And we play until all . So is the aim that I pick a factor that's like the highest number? Yeah, except the last one, likelihood of awkwardness, you wanna go for a low an arrow point down. Yeah . Now , wow. Better out than in. Oh, that's pretty good. Which? Speed factor of seven. Oh, you can say that again., six Russella. How many cards in the pack? Will it? twenty seven. twenty seven. We play until someone's won all twenty seven. Okay, great. Not on my watch . Cool factor eight. That is pretty cool. Have yourself a merry little Christmas? Cool factor one of Son Angelo wiping the floor actually cooler than a one. It's cool though. Yeah, it's too seasonal. Why do you guys keep laughing? You can't keep saying that sentence during the podcast. That's the card. The speed factor of three wasn't right. Confused, I thought you were being very insulting. I've got, you'd be surprised. Speed factor seven. Boom, that's a bit overrated if you ask me. Well, Willips the designer.. Okay What's the worst that can happen? Breadth of US six . That is such a heartwarming story. I'm welling up here . It's only breadth of US three . Right. Well, I reckon we'll do one more and then we'll return to the game later in the episode. Okay, great . Or not or not, depending on the time. The more the merrier . Likelihood of awkwardness, five . So you can go lower. Did you just shuffle your head? No, I did. No, I didn't. I was just seeing what else was there because you said we might not return to it and I really enjoyed it. And so we will return to it. Don't worry about it. We will. Okay, great. Well, then I'll stick with the one . Make of that what you will. I see what you moved on, but that's a pretty tall one, that? The Likelihood of Awkwardness five. Oh, we do. We trump no that goes in the middle. Oh , then we have to stick with likelihood of awkwardness. I've got it doesn't grow on trees . Okay . Six? Six for what? Oh, we have to stick with it always stick. It's six of one and half a dozen of the other. Four. Oh , scandaling gets all those cards. Oh wow, that's really enjoyable. Yeah, yeah. And that is the catchphrase of the program of the of the game. So We played . Angela, what's the favorite program on radio or television you do? Oh, oh God . Robot . Okay . I mean it has been axed. No, that's all right. What's your second favor ite? I guess the one that's on tonight. Okay, third favorite. The One Show Maybe? Yes, yes, me too. And we actually know the theme tune to all your programs, especially the One Show. It's a lot of horn in that, isn't there? A lot of horn in that. We had Angelica Bell as a guest recently and we played the lyrics to we sang the lyrics to the One Shad and if you knew they were lyrics and we found the second verse now so we're going to sing the second verse to the one show themed tune. Here we go hello and welcome everyone I am still a man called one although in England I'm called John one and in Scotland I am what over in Wales they call me and in Sweden I am Sonya Sonya is Swedish for John. Is that right? Yeah, a short for Sonya Than. Jack Agneson, he likes that , Bablin, and clapping songs at the Atkinson Stop now . Do you have any questions questions or worries at this stage, Angela? No, I feel like I'm in very safe hand. Well, I've got a question for you. It's pretty good. Can I have a sack solo into the question, please, Mark? Do you play any musical instrument yourself, Angela . I used to play the accordion . Did you ? The piano accordion? Well, wish we had one just so happens that we don't have an accordion. What's the closest to an accordion that we go? I mean I really am not very good. Well, I need you to play something at this stage because we've got we've got a game called Who's Heard All These Wicked Things Low? Okay well I'll take anything. And we got a shaker or a French The French horn? Whatever. There's a tambourine. No, I'd like a tamourine. Tambourine? Yeah, should you like a tambourine, Joe? I'm drinking cloud water which has been gifted to us by Otters Tears Bears . Otters Tears Bears be? That's a very nice way of ads . Thank you. Do they pay you or just give you free? Give us free stuff and it's delicious and it's too strong. It's six percent. Wow. So it's called Who's Heard all these wicked things? Oh, all you gotta do is play your instruments, your musical instruments. I'm going to list some wicked things. If you haven't heard the thing , you have to stop playing. The last person playing has heard all these wicked things though. Everyone understands . So Angela will lead the pace of the music . Just join in. Oh yeah, she's played that before . So stop . If you haven't heard the pianist is not playing at all yet . A loud man We all heard loud men which loud man then ? Ah, my dad shouting Mike is loud A waterfall . I've all heard a waterfall . A sheep or something like a sheep . Well, have you heard Angela? Yes sheep sheep . Jug? Cow Cow? Cow yet . Stop if you haven't heard Mummy getting cross with you because you broke something . What did you break, Pennis? Favourite vars . Favorite vars yeah. How many vars have you got? Three now, should be right . The levellers . Everyone knows the levelers Angela, you can't go around there. You must have heard the evidence. Yeah. Who are they? A band. Yeah, they're a band. Someone called Tony saying your name. Everyone heard someone called Tony saying your name? Which Tony? It's Angela it's Raymond every body loves Raymond. Okay Will it wish Tony said Will it? Anthony White They'll do someone something going wrong in a microwave . A not awful one man band. A not awful one man band . Really? Yeah, bends out, Bend, you really honest one here. Something sizzling, but not bacon . A big tree falling down. Ideally with someone shouting timber We've lost Angelo . You've all heard big you've all heard the tree? Yeah . The pedestrian crossings in Melbourne Troopers A gazelle . So it's Trumpet vs. Piano. They've both heard gazelle. What does a gazelle sound like pianist? None of you pianists a talking gazelle . We've lost them all so yeah. Madagascar? Yeah, thank you. Yeah . Well, Ed for the first time, the pianist is the winner. Wow. He's all heard all the wicked things though . And stop now . Thank you. Joe, have you recovered from your virtual reality experience . I'm still struggling to find my tracking, but have you recovered enough to sing a song to Angela? Yes, please. Well Please sing a song it's Alex about the appliances that you're going to put in your loft conversion as well yeah . Do you want me to say what the song's called? That's what it's called. You've just is it? I've got something else written here. No , no . Would it ruin it if I said it? Yes. It's a lovely song, Angela. Okay. Well, nice to do it. I feel like it would be better if you knew the name of the song, but he wanted it. Oh, there's a banjo . This is really kicking up a notch . Look at the little pointy fingers . Just the way I was born he was born and born to play it I used to eat the whole radio now he just eats the flex . Sometimes I ate my rophone now it just eats the place . I used to eat whole TV sets. Now it just eats the place I even trous a bread and he just eats the flags becoming flanks and the diets has to v ariance a re ar for those things I used to eat . Maybe I'll give up on it. Go back to eating anything . I don't think there's a word for this I can just call it Eating it was lovely. Yeah, well it was quite relief you laughed at the right moment then. Yeah you've heard I kind of didn't know what was happening and I kept looking at the little pointy fingers and thought that was the whole thing and then yeah boom Whoopsy do be too will you listen to this There's a guy who loves bikes and judge Dred ,ik bes and judge Dred . Whoopsy to be too he loves bikes and judge Dred . Bikes and Judge Dred. Yeah that's why I said He's been Jane Black's boy friend for twenty seven years or you could call that ten thousand days instead . Yeah , yeah. So Mark Dowling, this is a dingle for you. I hope you liked as much as the bikes and judge dred ge. Angela I,'ve not properly introduced you to the pianist yet because I don't know his name. But what I do know is that he has an amazing talent . Some of the guys in the band Ben and Will call him the Dream Man. Okay because they also don't know his name , but he can accurately interpret any dream So Angela, have you had any interest dreams recently? Yeah, I've had quite a few actually. Oh yeah. But is there a specific dream ? Well, I thought I would choose this one. Okay . Well, you'll know the moment to tell your dream to the dreamer. That comes that comes after though. Yeah, you'll know the moment actually. Yeah. And the moment is now. Good luck . I was sitting on a sofa and my hands were very, very small, like really, really t iny. They were hardly there at all . Then I noticed that beside me was a man with massive ears, like really, really huge. To trim the hair you'd need some shears . And I couldn't help but stare because they were really very big. And on his head he wore a hat and underneath the judge's wig. Judge's wig . And on the hat, there was a sign that said, Don't look at my big ears . I'm a judge and I'll send you down for many, many years. Ready, many years . Without parole or food or drink or fags or sports or pets or snacks , including Marsbar's snickers skips and twix's quavers TikToks. But when I finished reading, I just couldn't stop myself from staring at his massive ears and also his nostrils, which were flaring flying due to weird. And the guy leaned over to me with his flapping ear and dumb dumb nose and wiggle hat and really stylish leather skiing clothes. All right, and he whispered in my face, these words that I can't forget, your hands are really very small, the smallest I've seen yet. And I said, Yes, I know they're small, but have you seen your ears? And he laughed. And then he crieded and sh at least a billion tears. Billion. Yeah, I tried to cuddle him to soothe his pain, but 'cause my hands were small. I poked him in the eye and it fell out just like a bouncy ball. A really slimy bouncy ball that bounced around my bedroom floor. I tried to catch it but I couldn't because my hands were oh so small . What does it mean, O dream man ? Please tell me the meaning of my dream What a dream what does it mean ? What does it mean these things I see When I'm asleep these pictures creep inside Dream an won't you help me understand There's one man who understands or dream man won't you help me if you can Well, Angela it's just a random collection of thoughts . Oh, that's disappointing . Thank you, Dream and now I am standing Thank you, Angela, for bringing your dream with you today. You're welcome. He likes that Babynton and tapping songs at the Stop Bell Bell. Bell . Bell Hello. Do you want to know which woman I liked most when I was growing up? No . You sure? Yeah Yeah , why did you say that? I do exactly it Thatcher . No sorry, read the wrong tea hatcher, Terry Hatcher. Right, Angela, so it's your birthday this year. Is there anything you want particularly? Yirthday? Well, my birthday's on the twenty ninth of December. Yes . Jesus' birthday . You're not quite put in or around. We're both Capricorn . And I always get stiffed out of presents 'cause everyone does the double gift. So ideally, just two presents. Okay, one for Christmas, one for my birthday. Okay. Anyone got any good presents recently? Yeah I got this thing. Oh that's nice. There's a horn section paperweight available . I got all good outlets. Oh yeah, for how much is it ? twenty quick. twenty quick. twenty miles. We can tweet a picture of that. I got some stabilizers for my car, which was really , but I want to tell you a story about something my brother gave me for my birthday this year. This is true. Can I have some sound music, please. Just shut up my gamer . This year my birth is in September My little brother Chip transferred me some money, which is nice. He also sent something through the post and I don't know what it was, but I got a card in one of those cards from the post office saying you got to pick it up because I wasn't in . So I was quite excited. I had to find my passport as my ID and there was a big queue at the sorting office , so I ended up missing a train, but I was still excited . And what he sent me was a birthday card, but forgot to put forgot to put the stamp on it, Angela, so I queued for half an hour, missed a train , got the card, cost me two pounds. I opened it, it said to Alex Happy birthday from Chip. I put it immediately in the bin . And then I had to get a taxi to Amersham where I, missed another train , I was late for a meeting and the meeting didn't go very well. Oh no. Happy birthday. The knock on effect. The knock on effect. And that one is called the knock on effect It's time for questions for Angela from the little musicians under Angela's choice of mus ic . Oh what about do you have anything by Westlife? We've got Westlife style piano I think or what about Joni Mitchell? Does that feel a bit too morbid? No, that's good. Have we got a case sticker? Yeah . Well yeah, that'll be. If you want to take the band have all written a little question for you, just take one of those questions and pass it on. They've all written these are quite personal questions from the band to you . I see. I can pass it this way . Who would you like to ask your first question, Angela? That one? The rhythmical man? Yeah, no, the piano man. Oh that, I'm glad you don't know. Yeah. The dream man, dream guy. Okay, Ed, what's your question? Hello, Angela. Hello . I'm a musician and I'm actually pretty good at what I do . But have you entered ever entered a competition in a magazine and won it? It's a great question or some shit like that . And then put a bit p ofiano onto the an toswer, please. It can be brief or long, the answer, whatever you want. I've never I have never ever entered a competition in a magazine. However, I did once win a competition at the plowing championships. Not a bad answer . It was a two hundred and fifty quid voucher for farming consultancy . Non transferable. Did you were you ploughing? No, I was just watching Best Watcher. It was a raffle. It was a raffle, yeah. Oh, I said. But we filled it out and they didn't have a limit on how many times you could fill it out. And I was around nine and we went for it. And how was the how was the farming consultation session I never had a consult ing farmer and they wouldn't let me have my uncle Sean have it. Better answer than question Who next? I've got a good answer to that question . No one cares . Yeah Willip, do you want to ask Angela a question? Yo, this is my question. What's your highest ever break in snooker? Oh, great question. Minus thirty two. Yours is one. thirty two. Wow. No way. What was the combination of balls? Just before the answer? Yeah, I wanted to know. Red we can't hear it now. Black . Red black mate Red, black, red, black, red black. That's losing . Yeah, no, that's pool . I was pretty good at pool, but the snooker table was very it's much bigger obviously. And the balls are really heavy. So when I learned on the pool table it made snooker a bit more difficult. What's the number? It's the number. So I'm going to say forty Have I gone to a farm? No , you've been just right. Okay, forty five. A little bit of the new, will it? Well, yeah. Okay. Three more questions. Who next, Angela? Gugrette. Who next? Who next? I've got one . Angela, I was just wondering this. Do people ever pronounce your name wrong? And if so, do they call you Anne Dela Scanlon or Angie Scandinavia? Oh , neither neither of those . Thank you . Yeah, no music under that one, but fair enough. Two left Markle Ben, Markle Ben Mark. Mark. Hey there, I'm Jell. Hi . Have you got any gates where you live? Have I got any gates? I got any gates a good question. No. Again, it feels a bit racist Like I'm living here. Is that racist? Well, no gates, there's connotations in Ireland. Yeah, and he was doing the eyes . Well, close Irish, alright ? I do have a party trick that involves me crossing Monae and not the other. Great for podcasts. I know sorry. I've put it up in line after. All right, so the final question . Oh hi, Angela. Hello, I've always wanted to ask you this. Which of your white goods do you think needs replacing next? Your dishwasher, maybe? Oh, a good question Well no I'm actually quite specific about how the dishwasher is loaded so I basically washed everything before it goes into it at the moment? Yeah, so I would say it's probably the washing machine . Okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, that was a lovely bit. It was, it was really enjoyable. But Angela, my question is, would you like to win a Rolls Royce? Yeah. Is there any other choice of cars or does it have to be that one? I'll take it. No, I'll go it is just a rolled roy . This is a game where you have to say the name of a roy of my choice and roll your R's while you're doing it. Okay , excuse me rolling the Roy ce. The person who does the longest roll roy rolled in one breath. We'll get a rolls Royce at some point, I'd have thought. I'd previously say Greg Davis is in the lead for this, but he's not. It's actually Ben Shepherd. You got I love Ben. Well, we all love Ben. Kids were here as well, weren't they the lads? mister Grey and Mr Blue. twenty, I think thirty seconds is a score to beat. Okay . But who's your Roy? Well, I'm going to tell you, you do guess if you think you know it. Born in nineteen fifty seven , this Roy is an English film and TV actor, known for his hard man roles. He was also in Lion The Witch in the wardrobe. Roy Winston. It is Roy Winston, well Run out of traditional royes roys . So do you understand the rules of the game, Angela? So I just have to say his name. But we're rolling the Rs at the beginning. One breath. Okay. Your time in me. Yes. I will start the clock when you start the roy and thisal is the last bit of the podcast. Okay, so go for it. Really go for it. Don't hold anything back and just leave it all on the pitch. Okay Still going on Roy? Oh yeah Roy Winston. I thought it was all about rolling the ore no What happened there. And also it's been deemed it was a full start at the beginning. You went low, you went Okay for the time. Do you want to tell her what the time was Joe? You know, look at them and deliver the news. twenty seven seconds . Unlucky. Unlucky. So close. It felt there was a hint of a hint of a breath a couple of breaths. I know I'm sorry. It makes me really claustrophobic that. It's like drowning, isn't it? It is. I find it really uncomfortable, but there is a guy who makes you practice it and apparently it's good for your head. Yeah. Ben Winhoff, I think is his name. He's got life sorted, I think. Ben Winhoff. Yeah. And actually this podcast is devoted to Ben Winhoff. It's not dead. And the memory. Nor is Angela . But one day will be and this podcast will still be going. Yeah. It's the beauty of podcasts. If you like to wear clothes on your top, h alf . You should listen to this song because we know what plays where make them with really, really cool bits and bobs on so go to koala chessar dot com Koala chessar dot com They've got animal prints, t shirts and hoodies and many, many, many, many, many of the goodies at Kohala chessar dot com Koala chessar dot com That's it. That's not all we've got time for today, but that's all we've written . Do you have any other business, Angela or anything you feel we haven't covered that you would have liked us to have covered? No, it was very enjoyable. Oh, we haven't we haven't one more Agon. One more round for old time's sake. Okay , okay. I think it's it's Yeah, it's with you, I think. The game's with you. Great . As you do , breath of US ten . You seem to be confusing me with someone who gives a shit seven. I think that's better . You can say that again . Breath of Usage ten. Stands to reason. Seven? No. If only Breath of Usage ten. She's sticking with her. Chancellor will be a fine thing. Six . That's ridiculous in this day and age. Likely, oh no , no, sh noit, I picked likelihood of awkward ness nine. Oh , Becker's garbage chooses three, and that has to be low. So it comes back to me. Yeah. You're having a laugh. Likelihood of awkwardness one. If we work together, we couldn't keep the nectar for ourselves . Who is that phrase? I've never heard that one before. Look up awkward . Yeah, with an ill bit . And shall we say next, next, next go al wins? Yeah. And they can choose Mark. You can choose the category so it's well, does the next one win not just the amount like if I have more I win? Oh, you wanna count the country? You want to take death? Oh, is it? Oh, okay. No, we didn't know we'll count the cards. Just see how yeah, okay, fine. What count the cards? No, no, come on you do your thing. You're going to choose the category. Well, the categories Strength, cool factor, breadth of usage, speed, and likelihood of awkwardness. Likelihood of awkwardness. So it's a low number . I've got, well, she doesn't look happy. I literally can't believe that anyone would say what you just said . That is awkward . ten. I've got that for me to know and you need to find out what a two? Well, we can count the card to count the card like that. Oh, that goes to me, doesn't it? No, yeah, you won't you win that one? Okay. Now we're going to count the card mark . One, okay, two, three, four , five, six , two , three , two , two . It's a close game . I have, should we say it at the same time? Yeah. Drops, one, drops, two, three, eight. Welcome it. Was the rolls hoist for the other gamer for that one? Is it transferable prize? No, you get a vauxhall courser for that one. Not bad. Can I have some dangerous music please as I thank everyone for this podcast ? Thank you for listening . Yep, thank you for listening. Thanks to Joel for editing. Joe Walker for recording. Thanks to the Guy Piano and Joe and Mark and Willard Ben and of course our best guest ever And Joel Scander There is one more episode in the series featuring Al Marie . But first there is a bonus song tonight called Let's Hear It mis Willip Collier Goodbye Let's hear it for Hamsters . Let's hear it for binisters. Let's hear it for janitors. Let's hear it for Chinas . Let's hear it for paniers. Let's hear it for all of these things . Let's hear it for magpipes . Let's hear it for bagpipes . Let's hear it for bad types . Let's hear it for ladslights . Let's hear it for quad bikes . Let's hear it for all of these things Let's hear it for horses Let's hear it for Cord Let's hear it for horses Let's hear it for ceps Let's hear it for saucers . Let's hear it for all of these things Let's hear it for candles Let's hear it for brambles . Let's hear it for bangles . Let's hear it for mangles . Let's hear it for sandals . Let's hear it for all of these things . Let's hear it for babies . Let's hear it for bab . Let's hear it for scabies . Let's hear it for ladies . Let's hear it for grabies . Let's hear it for all of these things Let's hear it for waving . Let's hear it for caving . Let's hear it for caving . Let's hear it for raving . Let's hear it for shaving . Let's hear it for all of these things . It's time for a brief holler for those kind people who've donated five dollars Infloor ums gas any campbell Ben towers or bent towers or bench towers , then pour it and side ped Richard O rdre . Mary Fran cis Jason Parallel Brook going back now to bed Towers it's Bente Obe W S Towers Either way than,k you everyone for dating . We'll see you next series . Goodbye, we love you, goodbye. Hello I once heard about King of Chenza got quite out of hand, it was played upon a ship that sailed upon some foreign land. Some while the players moved their pawns at Dolphin Rose and shouted out your works in danger, sorry not, a Toltin. But a talking trout, the player shook their head and said this silly trout, it can't know nothing. But they looked and saw the rook was taking down an almighty stuffing 'cause the night had used its sword to chop off all the rooks legs. I'll serve them up. It said with lockstail soup and little fishy eggs and so the game with rapper now or disembark in front of Barb. Now the players put a train and they've got the cable car and mainly they all spoke about a lady who was famous there because she has some Trumpty nails and lustrous head of hair health y someone says underwater you get a break er raise a glass of chess and soup and lovely lady Jen Bricks. By the way, I don't know much about this broken safe to say. Good luck with the new baby. Would you mind if we all came to save? When Czechoslavakia broke up , I didn't know who's who I knew there'd be some Czech guys and there'd be some slowvax too . What about the other ones ? The ones at the end of the name The Czechoslovakian people They shouldn't all be the same . Yes the Czechoslovakian split into three. The Czechs and the Slovaks were two , but the Ions are the other ones . So Ions this song for you And in particular Ian Cox the King of all the in so thanks for donating money to us. You're a model for all Europe ans . Pretty good