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The Horne Section Podcast
The Horne Section
Podcast Outro and Bonus Song
From Angellica Bell — Oct 2, 2019
Angellica Bell — Oct 2, 2019 — starts at 0:00
Everyone ready? Yeah. Oh yeah, let's do it. Oh leisurely. I want to Hello Good evening and welcome Hello It's time for us to have a lovely time The time the time it took to get to the venue to It took less time than we thought that it might do Joe said it would take an hour or two is true. We'll set more , but it only took two sex because we left next door ction podcast ? Is the whole section podcast ? Is the whole section podcast ? Is the whole section podner hello hell hello hello hello hi Eva Thee and stop Yes Hello girls Boys and hi guys. Hello. What's your everyone? You're all welcome to this the fourth Horn Section podcast of the current season. And it's going to be a really great one because we don't have a drummer today . Hooray Ben Reynolds, the drummer is in hospital. Hooray don't have to play. Well, I can read out the text. Play some sound music, Ed. Yeah, I'm very good at that actually. Okay, here we go. Can you play some sad music, please? Oh, you actually wanna win? Yes, please. So this was sent at seven thirty one this morning . Guys , morning . Is it possible for me not to do the podcast today? I need to go to hospital because I dropped a piece of wood on my big toe . It hurts my billow and I've barely slept . I'm gutted. Then there's an emoji of a tree and a sad face. two story disaster problem. So no drums today so much nicer listen for you guys at home. In the meantime, there's a lot more to the story Joe told me about. Yeah, there is another little paper chapter. Let's get the music going then. Yeah. Then chapter two. I read it as if I was if it was a text from Ben. Okay . So after dropping the piece of wood on my toe it swelled swollen old, swelled . Swelled up, all big and that . And so I decided to unfurl a paper clip , put it on the hob until it was red hot and then stab it through the toenail to try and make it better. Did it make it better, then? It really hurts now. And you've decided to go to hospital. That's how I had to go to hospital. And what do you think of yourself? Very froud. Stop the music please. Well, look, it's a great start of a podcast. So Will , Ip play some moody bass I'm just going to set the scene for the listener. The time is twelve noon. We're back in the Sex Off In this basement, two of the band are wearing shorts and I have a sore throat but I'm being very brave. At the weekend we opened the main stage at Carfest and then I went on to string for three days at Carfest So it's not my fault but tomorrow the festival we're going to kick things off with a really good song so So here we go One, two one, two, three Everybody every body every body everybody , everybody , every body except every body everybody , every body , everybody , every body , everybody , every body , everybody , every body, every . Everybody , everybody to walking your dog, every body , everybody. All of you at home, all of you at home, everybody. Every body ! Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody. Everybody! I've got an update from last week's guest Ben Shepherd, a lovely guest one, and probably the best guest we've ever had. Yeah, everyone agree. Also lovely children. And I had a little thank you note from his children. I'm just going to read out to you enjoy . Through the post is lovely personalised envelope and the letter I'm just finding here got a picture of it. The letter said Dear Mr and Mrs. Repord, thank you so much for inviting me to the Middlesex Essex Match at Lord's. I had the most amazing time and I was so happy that Middle Sex won. It was incredible. The best cricket match I've ever seen. That's from Mr. Gray, I think, if you remember Mr. Grey. So I sent that to Ben said, thank you and what lovely children. And he said, Ah , he's got formula sort of thing. The president of the MC C will love the references to the traffic light young game Please shut up. It's time to be quiet and think about him for a while. Like I call Handy Williamson my favourite guy by a mile So shut your mouth and please stand still for Andy Williamson and pay respect because he drinks lots of beer and plays his keyboard every day we'll see you in Brighton where you'd like to show your face . You develop webs for people which you carry around in your webcase Oh she's here. It's time to meet our special one person guest audience. It's the award winning television and radio presenter whose official website is www . official angelica bell dot com yes. It's Angelica Bell er again Angelica Bell Oh hello Jellicabelle. I've never had an entrance like that before in my life was it good or bad? I loved it. Did you? It's like a proper you know TV shows where it's like hi come on down and then the band play over in the corner this is amazing for me. Well thank you. Did you miss any particular instruments because we are one instrument down today. What? Did you miss anything at all? Triangle, drums? Yes. We're missing the drummer here. The drum is in hospital. What? I said the drum is in hospital. What happened to him? He dropped a piece of wood on his toe. The way he described it was quite a small people still laugh about it, though. Yeah, it's one of those moments where I looked around to see how everyone reacted Water Wallie. Excuse it. Flip in Wally. Well, welcome to the book, Guys, how are you today? I'm really good I',ve been really excited about it. I think this is my first podcast. Who's it? Yeah . I don't really talk, I don't really talk about myself or come to things and rehab to be like myself. We're not going to talk about you at all today. It's all about you. It's all about it's all about you. We'd rather didn't say anything to be honest. I said, can I sit here and look at you? Admire. I have to ask you how your weekend was. How was your weekend? It was amazing. Where were you? We were together. Yes, we were. We spent the weekend together. We spent the weekend together in a field? Yes. As you do. Pacar fest. We were at the festival. We have mentioned it already later on, but we're going to have a bit of a festival chat. We're going to find out what Angelica Bell feels about festivals. Would you say you're a festival goer? Not really. No, nor am I. No. It's too difficult . It's too difficult. You can't clean, you can't wash. Yeah, too many people. Too many people. No TV . No TV. Yeah. So would you would you have gone to the festival if you weren't performing? Well, do you know what I have to say? I have been to Carfest for the last about six. Carfest is probably the only festival I really go to because I'm doing like cooking demos. Yeah. And when Chris rings, you like, hey, Chris. Chris Evans is the founder of Carfest. That's right. And you like yes, Chris, no Chris, three both or Chris. I actually don't say no Chris. But also, I think I probably would go to that one because it wasn't I didn't see a single drunk person. No, it's amazing. I was quite drunk. Apart from you, yeah, that's probably why we didn't see you. I wasn't drunk. We didn't see you 'cause you were in like a pile of manure somewhere on the farm. I wasn' . Do you own it? Remember that? Do you own a tent? Angelica, you're in a tent? I do actually . Do you know what? I have been to V festival in the past. Okay So I have camped, then I forget this is all coming back to me now we're talking about festivals. That's why this bit is called Festival Chat with Angelica Bell. Makes makes sense. Do you laughing it? Do you feel quite cool because you can go backstage and you have access all areas past and all that? Is there a little bit? A little bit. And what I love most about that is that you can actually go to the toilet without queue. I'm not gonna lie, but I do like hanging around the toilets . Yeah , behind them Last question in festival chat, last question . Angelica, if you had to choose one type of food from a festival stall, what would it be ? And would it be fancy sausages? Wouldn't it be fancy sausages? Okay . Burger 's really burger. Burger. Can we stop the music, please? With lettuce , tomatoes , cheese and fancy sa usages. And fancy sausages . I should say at this point. Rob, we're still going Chips. Chips, pizza, pizza. Well everyone, we're gonna have a little break now. Ready? We're back in. We're back in. Because I like and respect every single one of you, I bought you all presents today. I bought you all presents. Oh , sweet. It's like Christmas. Go on. In what way? Cold. It's very cold, Dan? Bucks for breakfast. Angelica for you, I brought your bottle of apple juice. Lovely. It's called horn juice. It's from Apples from our garden. There we go. Is this for real? Yeah, yeah. And there's a lot of there's a lot of sediment, but I don't like it, but Mark's son does. It's very beautiful. Does it give you the No, apparently it doesn't give you the body really loves it? No, it's all it is all right, but do shake it well. I will definitely drink it now if you want. No, no, I don't know . It says it says keep refrigerated. So I'm going to put it in the fridge on,ce opened. Once opened, yeah. I'll keep it a little cool. Yeah, you could drink it now. Because you're not have to share it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, good answer. The rest of you, I've got Joe, I've got you, I didn't get you anything in the end. Oh, come. It's not like Christmas anymore. No. And Willip Ed I didn't get you anything like that. He's a bit, you know, but can get left That's like I've got something. Yeah, Mark, I'll cook you this. Oh , you like it? He's opening it now. How would you describe the bag? It's a velvety long bag. It's like something it's like the bag that you used to keep your recorder in at school. I think it might be a recorder not a record yet is similar. Oh this called a mini pocket sacks. A mini pocket sack? Oh my goodness and then they say it's the best gift on the Amazon . How much was that? It was not a lot . The playability and portability of the pocket saxophone makes it easy for kids and adults to get better with it. It's just a sponsorship. No, no, I just bought it. I've never seen one of these in the flesh old played. Well, I've bought you one without a mouthpiece, easy to play and its tone is close to a real sax. Mini size and lightweight, convenient to carry around made of solid ABS, can be used for a long time can master the entire musical instrument in an hour, stage standard which is suitable for stage performance. So it's had one review, five stars out of straight into a song . Easy to play, supper sound, great item well worth the money on us Any review I had . So Angelica, what would you like Mark to play on the minisax? Oh it says summer time. Summer time, yeah. It'd be nice to hear summer time. He only plays one note. Well, no, there is some instructions in the bag, I think . It's lovely , isn't it? It's a supper sound. We can give you ten minutes. So Mark is leaving now to perfect the minisax, the pickle sacks. He's still trying to sort of molest ing Angelica . I've got his bottom. He's bottom in my face . I've got his in my face Bottom in my face in my face bottom so much more relaxed with it in the face in the face in my face Avery was dump dump dump dump dump dump dump dump dub . I think average was one for many harm by being an average . Avery swan has a bird called people Avery Swamp is a king So Avery Schwartz, Savery Schwartz our love for you is immeasurable . Avery schwart, Savory Swabs, your name is worth thirty six in screble That's before already double let's or triplet and work well I tell you what we could do. We can do a little game without Mark. We could do a game called It's called Would you like to play a game of Who put their feet in all them things then, Angelica? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. I have no idea what it's about, but I'm open to shock tactics of Alex Horn. Well, this isn't too shocking. It's just that noise He's cracking. He didn't. I don't know if the listener can hear that, but the pocket snacks is making itself heard. Meanwhile, we're going to play who put their feet and all those in things. You need to play music instrument for this. What instrument do you play Angelica? Do you play an instrument? I do. What do you play? But it's not I play a little guitar. Do you? Do you play cell? I play the cello actually. Ah, do we have a challenge of Leon? No one of the best instruments. Oh, thank you, Ed. Why'd you say that? Beautiful sound. He's back in two minutes. Hi, Mark. All right, well, Mark, you're going to be able to join us in Mark. He's the two minute man. Yeah , that's what I think that's a naughty joke, they 're right there, Mark. Are you going to play summertime? Yeah. Okay, good summer time and then we'll go straight into a game. Oh, here we go. Ready? Yep. Beautiful And can you end it as quick as possible from now on please? Cha cha cha cha mark there on the mini pocket. Amazing. Yeah What a weird instrument. Now do it on the pocket sacks. Hey did love stuff like this So you're all going to strum along. I'm going to list some things and you have to stop playing if you haven't put your feet into those things in. The last person playing will have put their feet in all them things in. Okay? And is Angelica a good start and you're going to join in? Yeah. I'm not sure if it's in tune. It's definitely not in tune. Well, it's fine . It's all right though, isn't it? . Beeflands . Yeah, I like this . Okay , so stop playing if you haven't put your feet in a hot touch . We've all put our feet in hot touch . It's really cool guys. Crocs. A little pair of crops. Everyone more crocs? Crocs and hot tubs . What about Tokyo? That would be Tokyo? Yeah We've lost more people than I was hoping for now . The pianist has never been to Tokyo. Will it never dip your toes in Tokyo? No just Mark and Joe. I want to go. Should we go? Got us. Let's go together. Well, let's go to the bell. Let's go. October. I am going That fancy jewellery shop called Tiffany's Aw I've been there. Tight. So tight. Look, I think I'm gonna have everyone back. Are you married? Are you married? I am married. Well, if you never choose, you know? Oh, yeah. You don't want to spoiler? Yeah . I'm gonna let you all back in. play game. This is a good game. This is a good game. Yeah. This be better experience . Have you put your feet in a castle ? Yes . A castle in Tokyo Norry, not really, not really. Food Any sort of food have you put your feet in food? What food have you put your feet in Angelica? You know, when you're with the children you walk around the house and you know you, stepping like spaghetti.a Sghpetti or porridge that's been on the floor? Yeah . Willip smiley faces . Food? Yes, potatoes. All right, so many, you put them in your children's smiley faces . Astruff. Anyone put their feet in or on Astrurf? Oh yeah. This is all connected to your garden, isn't it? A sporty car? Anyone put their feet in a sporty car? At Colfest? Yeah, me too . Are you still playing pianist? I can't imagine either of you two in sporty car. Football boots, football boots . High heels . Everyone should be playing now. Well, these two aren't officially out. We'll have the gone. Let them have a pass. A sleeping bag in the past two years Angelica Still in Mark Still and Joe Still in the hands of a massurs or massur . Joe have you on your feet, my sir. Oh yes , Mark versus Anja . A police station. Have you ever put a feet in a police station? Yes. Yes, why? Because I was neat. No, no, I'm Joe get a victim of a crime? No, I think I was filming. Okay , victim of a crime and filming, I think. Drink, driving exactly Jungle? No,ung no jle anyone being in a jun gle ? Angela thinking . No, no, so Mark happened. Oh, she's back in Madagascar. In that account, good bottle. A nightclub in the past year? Jungle is massive . That'll do. No, okay, we've moved on to the next one. Yeah. Yeah, Nightland. Have you been a Nightcarl for the past year long? Yeah, which one? What do we enter Newcastle? Newcastle it's pronounced. A confessional box in a church, a confessional bo x. I did go into one but I did that count. Were your feet in? My feet were in, but I didn't actually confess. Filming . No. Were you just eaves dropping on people's codes? Yes at the police side . Well, it's just Angelica just Angelica. A trampoline park, one of those places? Yes. Yeah, Honduras . And there we go. So she wins. We didn't get to a coffin, a nest, two baguette and a cauldron . Right . Look, Angelica, you've done lots of different work in Telly. Yes. Out of all the shows, which one do you think has the best theme tune? The One Show. Okay, well because we got a trumpet here. Yeah, we can play the one show for you. Did you know that the one show has lyrics to the theme tune ? One word. It has well, the bit that they play as one words only play a snippet of it. They play nineteen seconds of it, but we'll play the full Yeah, we'll play the full fifty eight second version of the one show seen now. This is the first time I've got lots of things for me today. Yeah. Amazing. One, one, one, one. One . One in Restios every one. I am a man, my name is Juan. I come from Spain. That's why I'm Juan Juan in England, it's John but in Spain, it's won in two thousand eight, our football team won. It was Germany Nill and Spain one for honest show there. That is genius. I love it so much. If you come back on the one show, if you guys come on the one show, we're going to have to sniff at that and play it. You've also presented Sunday brunch Martin Lewis Money Show. Yes. Give us a blast of the Martin Lewis Money Show themed show. How you imagine it would be Martin is going to love this. We don't know what it does sound like. Okay . That's the Martin Lewis Money Three and Celebrity Antiques Road trip. But what would you say is the greatest team? It's not hing for the Bub ba look that's the antiques road trip. Not the antiques Rado trip. Different thing. Yeah. Yeah. But it's nice, but I think that's how it goes. That is exactly how it goes. But what is the greatest sinking of all time, Ange lica? A show you haven't presented ? Emadele? No, it's not it's blockbusters. Oh my goodness, yes. Yeah, but the second best is the eighteen. So we're gonna play the eighteen for it. Oh my goodness. I always wanted to be Brackers. Did you, what does BA stand for? Don't know actually. Bad attitude. That's true, that's true. That's right easier. Did you know that in France, and this is true, the theme does have lyrics, the theme tune? No, I didn't know that.. No, they do Yeah, they do. No one knows that. But we're going to perform the French version. This is a genuine French lyrics to the eighteen and then I'll do the translation. And this is just for you to enjoy in nineteen seventy two, a crack commander unit, I'm doing the voice sent was to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly , promptly as good, escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive a soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, big if, if no one else can help an even bigger if and if you can find them, the biggest if maybe you can hire the eighteen bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. Lash two risk safer that deny short Oh Danio more they moved a cool true all agon they reg ul See Langeous Fuza Tor Langeos two whisk Lata O Paula Victim Oza Poor To Dak Serge Dolate Badger say what Zax war say voyager Som Visa Olive Ray Lua Combat Lars to risk Save Raymore in English the eighteen It's really the lost chance in the last moment the, batrix of mobsters. The eight team takes care of them if injustice is waiting for you. The eighteen waits for it around the corner for the desperate victim all of a sudden it will embark in the dangers these kings of self control , these travellers without a visa have wished a good flight You want to know when it's someone's birthday ? You gotta listen because you got yourself an answer Cristio only got this present for her hubby . Happy birthday to the man come Christopher Christopher Christopher Chandler Christopher Christopher Kristopchander Okay, well we're going to chat Carfest very briefly one more time. Obviously it's a supergedch weearkend packed full of happiness, kindness, and honesty. You are angelica? Yeah . What's like going? Why am I here? Yeah, yeah. He lives here. Why are these people in my house? Again? Carfett is all about making more marvelous memories for families. Did you make more marvelous memories for your family? Yes. Dressed up as an egg. Yes, you did dress up as an egg. I made you dress up. You made dressed as an egg and we'll do that. Product that was the best thing ever. You kept the egg costume? I did. They've worn it. You shouted at me across the field. Can I keep the egg costume? And so many people listening I had to say yes, but really I was thinking Oh no I'd love to have that Mac but you've got me. You should have been honest Rachel always costume from our chicken in the egg, but. yeah, it's gone there No. Oh in the chicken we got the chicken one? Yes, yes. Olivesmith gave that back. Fool, then ? What bands did you enjoy seeing? Judge Jewels? Yeah. You can't really call him a band, his DJ, but Judge Jules was amazing. He's a judge. He's a judge. He's a important man. Yes. He was brilliant. He got the crowd going . I think I did like human league. Human league because my mum used to play it had that album and used to play it all the time. That was great. But boy George as well. I've got to talk about boy George. When I went celebrity master chef, he tweeted and went, This girl. Oh , that's good. What did he mean? What did he mean? He meant I was all right. All right, okay, good. Rick Asley was there as well. I love Rick Asley. Well, I'm going to ask you, how do you feel about Rick Asley? I think he's fantastic. I've actually interviewed him on the one show. And he is the loveliest man out there. And what I love is that he's stood test of the time and he's still smart and he's still got that quiff full head of her. Could we have some hints of never going to give you up as we discuss Asley for a little while longer? Just some hints Nice guy. He is a nice guy. He's a nice guy . Is this the hint I'm never going to give you up? Yes. Is this what you do in the song? It's recognisable . Never going to give you up . Anyone know what year was recorded? eighty seven. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not the answer. It was recorded on New Year's Day. I know that in one day . . It was on his first album which sold how many copies ? Two million. fifteen point two million copies. No, our album is available on Bancamp. We've sold four hundred thirteen . It's a different time though. Millions. eighty seven, we'd have and it's not as good millions, not as good. Never gonna give you up. It's one of the few songs with Gunner in the title. Anyone name any other songs with Gunner in the title? Gonna get one by the Ramones. You're gonna kill that girl. Bob Dylan . You're gonna make me lone term tonight. Very good when you go, but yeah, lonesome tonight is a different song. Gonna byy the loop chief, yeah. Shanaya Twain, I'm going to get you good. Oh yeah . Ensync, of course it's going to be me. Leds up, babe, I'm gonna leave you. Tattoo, not going to get us. Remember that song? This is loads. Yeah . And of course Scarborough Fair are you gonna Scarborough Fair ? Do you know the lyrics to going? I am never going I never going'm to give strangers to love . Well, I tell you what you sing and then we'll analyze it. So you're joking aren't you? No, not okay, not yet . You know the rules and so do I afford commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy . Right. So we'll have a look at that so yeah, lovely. Well, it's gonna be monthly. So what he's saying is a full commitment, he's thinking of a full commitment not too high . He's saying that you wouldn't get full commitment from any other guy . So we need to be with Rick Asley. I think for me, there are some guys who will give you full commitment. Me personally. Well I think Ed, Peter Crawch would give someone full comm itment. I've got also Michael Bolton and his brother Eussain Bolton. I think all those guys would give full commitment. Angela, could Angela, could you now tell us what full commitment is? Could you sing the next bit of the song please? Let me find it . I know the first verse . Well, if you don't want full commitment, you well, it says well she knows the rules and so does he? So that means she does. Okay, so next verse We've known each other Oh no, no,, I think we do cool . I just want to tell you how I'm feeling because I think represents what full commitment is. Okay full commitment you wanna get I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Feeling Gotta make you understand . Never gonna give you up number two. Never gonna let you down . Never gonna run around and desert you number four. Never gonna make you cry . Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie. Right? And her choose there are eight things required for full commitment . Some of them are never going to say goodbye. Why do you want to go out with someone who never says goodbye? No, they're rude. I think you've got it at the end of a conversation. Why should you go to work or if they're just going to the gym, you just said goodbye. Number three is never gonna run around. No, I can't do with a man who can't run around . He's just gonna sit there not saying goodbye . He never moved. You like swab. You never moved. I mean flash. Well we're going to sing it with a full bound now except for drums, so it'll be better. I can't actually believe I sang that. You sang it beautifully. No . Am I right? Yeah. We've got a drummer though, thankfully . Much better one. Yeah, so we're going to use a drum machine which we'll put a picture of it up on Twitter. It's a insane. Could you describe the drum machine to us Angelica? It's like an orange bright cat with lots and the pores have got these little buttons on it and you just want to look at it. And it's got a little tiny microphone in the shape of an ice cream. Yeah, I'm all over that. So that is represented. These drummers, they're going to take they're going to make drummers redundant. I hope so So. that sounds a bit fast . That sounds like it fast. Leave alone now. Yeah, maybe these are typically any one around it fast . Oh, that's it. Okay, so okay, so we're going to sing never going to give you up using the cat drum machine and this is our version. It's called Never Gonna Believe this, but all these people were born in the same month. Good luck everyone. It's the horn section version of Neta Gonna They're no strangers too low they were born near Valentine's Star sign aquariums . For twenty eight days or twenty nine . I just want to tell you all these people who were born in the second month? Never brother Steve Cherror, Neville Brothers Gordon Brown, Neville Brothers Roofers Hound and Guy Richie . Neville brothers, Steve and Fry, Neville Brother Standlist wise. Never brothers are refry and ric . I've known about this for so long . My heart's been aching, but I've been too shy to say inside we both know what's been going on my birthday is also in february if you ask me how I'm feeling I'm proud to say I share my birthday with Never Brother Steve Jerug, Never Brothers Gordon Brown, Never Brothers Rufus Hound and Gyrenti . Never Brother Steven Fried Never Brothers Danish wise, never brother Sai Fry and we're gastly. We go. Never brother Steam, never brother Steve Rod . Never brother Steve, never brother Steve, teacher . Never brother Steve, never brother Steve. Never brother Steve, never brother Steve, see Only the cat notices all? That's so weird. That's we're not re recording that ever. Well done cat. Well, look , Angelica we're all back now. School's gonna start. Soon what's next work wise for you? This is a serious bit of a chat. Gosh. Under some jaunty cowboy music. Well, hello there sailors . I'm going to be doing some work . It's good, it's good. I really am. What the work I'm telling? I'll be serious. I love this sort of music. It just reminds you of those sort of western states. Thank you, Bonky Music's favorite. Just walk through and you're like, Hello boys . I'm here . Anyway, that's another show. What we do? One show , one show Martin Lewis Mann shows coming back. That's coming back. Have you got a book out or is that a while ago? Yes, I've got a children's cookbook. Cool. I'm really rubbish. You are not great at this novel. So I've got a children's cookbook out in the minute. Yeah, we'll all buy that. And then what else? That's about it. I don't know. Hustle here, hustle there. Yeah, that's enough. That's enough, huh? And you've finished book, this is the only podcast you ever do. Yeah, ever. Especially after everyone's listening to it. Yeah . Well, look, what are we gonna do? Thank you so much boys. I really I really, really appreciate it. You're most welcome, ma'am. Thank you very much. People can do lots of things they can climb up a mountain or sit on a chair, they can wave to a farmer or try on a hat. They can put lots of jelly in their hair . But there's two guys both eleven years old and could do all these things and more . They play crickets and the music they got sold on their music and seven years ago they were full . Elijah and Oliver Elijah and I'm ever twenty in nine years they've got one to three four years Elijah and I'm ever So we've got time for two more songs in the game and another bit of a chat. One quick song first of all two four all together now, all together now. All together now, all together now. All together , all together now. All together now, all together now. All together now. So everyone. All together now together now, all together now. All together now, all together now . All together now one more time together now together now everybody the lyric now. All together now. All together now. All together now . All together now and still I love that song. It's so original. Yeah , it's I still don't understand that . What do you do immediately after this Angelica? Do you want to hang out with me? Mark the others are going home. Yeah. Stuff. What? Mark three? Mark , Mark, Mark and I are going to quickly tell you the sort of stuff we do when we hang out. Can we have some delicate piano please from you, man ? Okay, and you can say yes, I'm up for that or no I'm not up for that after each item. Fine. Okay, so Mark, I'll go first. . I'd quite like a chat about cricket. Yeah, I'm up for that. It's best to be done so well. I'd like to talk about football. I can do that. Chef Donite had just got up. I'd like to play a game where you have catch to a h at on your head . Drunk? Yes . I'm up for that. I like to play a game where you throw hob knobs try and get them into each other's mouths. I'm not into hob knobs. What You could throw them. Actually, yeah, I could do them. I'm not trying the thrower. I'd like to paint a portrait of Mark . Oh, I'd like to see that. If you could stick to your line, Sarah Sinson. Toast that for that for one or not up for that . Mop . Thank you . Thank you, Auge . Mark , I'd like to drive round south London . Yeah, I'm up for that . I'm up for that. I need to get some hair products I might make something out of flowers . I'm up for that . Can't calm me, that'll be quite nice . Looks like we're here all day. I'd like to go to a water slide a water slide. A water slide. What ? In a water park? Why not for that? I'd like to do that thing where you put your fingers through other people's fingers and then you open it up and it looks rude . No, that's rude. I'm not up for that. Everyone out to market the final one . I'd like to do that thing . You step on a banjo? No No . Well, you put your hands together and make a little church . Yeah. Yeah, here's a church. Here's a steep version. Open your hands. Arm up for that and hear other people . And then we can do confession. Yeah . Well, I think we're going to have a lovely time. The three of us. I think so . We know what you're not in, we know what you're not up for and we know what you are up for. Everything's clear . But we don't have time for a game of Rolls Royce. Rolls Royce, as listeners know, it's a crazy game in which you have to roll your R's for the longest possible time while saying a Roy of my choice . Okay, it's called Rolls Royce. The person who rolls Royce the longest by the end of the series win s a roll Royce or not. Currently in the leader's Greg Davis with twenty eight seconds or something. So it's one breath. You got to say the name Roy. And you're Roy, you can all guess. It's a Roy who is currently seventy two years old? Hodgson? Yes He. has quite a funny voice like me. Speaks a lot of languages like me. Some people like him, some people don't. He was the England manager. Like me. He played for Crystal Palace. He now manages Crystal Palace. He's the son of Hodge. Hodgson. It's Hodgson. Roy Hodgson . So Angelica, you've got to say Roy Hodgson in one breath, rolling the arms at the beginning and it's the longest possible Roy Hodgson. If you can get over twenty eight seconds, you're in the running to win a Rolls Rice Rice off eBay. Good luck. Your time starts now. the learners learned the Lord the Reserve the Heart concerned and learn ed honor Yeah, the breath. It's a fun to watch. She stopped, she stopped. Well, it was twenty three seconds, including a breath. And there was no rolling the arm. No, you can't you can't ever do that again. I rolled my arms . You can do so many things, but you can't roll your arms. No . But I tried. It's not about doing it, it.' Its about tryinging. Try to do it. That's the message we need to be sending people. Could you just say the name Roy Hodgson, but with Rolling the Arms like that? Roy Hodgson. But with the rolling the arms with Roy Hodgson. That's kind of how he speaks. You are feeling stress ed by life just sing this name out loud . Marco Rapper Juli and sure to lift the cloud . Marco Rappa Julie a splendid sort of name Marco Rapper Juli en the best words to proclaim So Maca Rappa Julie Thank you for being so Maca Rappa Julie The greatest name we know it's Maca Rapajoli It rhymes with Berkamole . Sing it very slowly. Marco . Oh, by the way, it's worth telling the listeners. We've got Angelica Bell here today and for now we do have a new booking policy for the for the guests Angelica Bell. Your initials are Obsey AB. Yeah . I need some rhythmical music, David? Well, we'll come on to that rhythm rhythmical music . We are having guests now. We've done AB, we're going to have CD then EF and GH. So do you want to all guess the future guests of the series? Craig David? And we'll see yes, Craig David isn't at one point to mark. Christine Dor? No, we moved out with you could have Craig David or Charles Darns actually. But Charles Darn. So EF, who would further? Charles Darwin. Not no, Earthwind of Fire? No . They must be gettable with genuinely gettable guests. Yeah . Edwardation. No, it's Emma Freud. We'll move on. GH, who we're having for GH Must begettable. Jerry Hill . Gary Jeffrey Howe. No, Jerry Hollywood. Yeah. Jerry Hill. Two points to my orcher hitting. IJ. Who are we having for IJ ? Ian Jenkins. This is Ian Jones, he lives in Chesham. Is the matter of mine? KL KL. KL Lan That's good. No , she's not available. Kenny Logan. Logins. Hi amazing . MN now . It's two Nil to Market . MN Who are we getting? We're getting Mark. Mark Noble. We're getting Mark Noble formerly of West Home of course. OP, OP. Not easy to please. Well it was going to be here more or scip historians but neither were appropriate. So it was Owen Farrell, the Ruby Prayer spelled wrong. QR QR QR Queen Quintin Royal China. No, it's a queen of Jordan. Queen ? Roberta. Rainia. Queen Rainia. ST. three T we're going through these ST, these are definitely gettable. ST , Sachin. Turned Orca. One point to you, Sandy. And Steven Fried. Tompkinson The last three are quite hard. UV, it's not easy this. UV , Uberto Verde Rossi, he's a painter in Rome that doesn't seem to sold any paintings and WX Wei Zhu, a Chinese rock star taught himself music while in the army for three years. Why is it ? This is good. Why is it? Who are getting Evan Yanis Vera Vukus. One word ? Yes. Yes ! The only way is that? Yeah, and she's still going. She plays Christian music now, stop the music. Yeah. Yeah . So look forward to the rest of the series. Well, now then this is the last item on the agenda. . So we were on the main stage at Carfest. You were doing various things. Cookery demonstrations . Yes, panel s. Yeah . And the taskmaster chef came with me. Good quite heated. But the person who headlined the mainstage on Friday was Tony Christie, who wore the same outfit as me, and I did a wee next to him in a Portal . And I had to introduce him at Carfest North. And it was quite awkward because he's a legend, but also he's been in the music industry for fifty years and he's only had one good song . This wasn't the intro was it? Sort of. That's why you only did it north. And that song it only got to number eighteen when it went when it came out. There was a song called I did What I did for Maria, which got to number two in nineteen seventy one. Have you ever heard of this song? I did what it did for Maria did this one The song is about a widower who on the eve of his execution recalls how he remorselessly avenged his dead wife. That's what that one is, but anyway, is this the way to Amarillo? I got to number eighteen. I think got number one later on with Peter Kay in two thousand five, and then he got a number eight in two thousand six with Is this the way to the World Cup? So he's on that bandwagon now and we're going to sing it a new version of it and the lyrics are written by Ben Reynolds sadly departed I think it's news from the departure departed from the home departed back home now When the day is dawn on a tuck to Sunday morning our long bead with Marie who's waiting for me me toet the lonely city where I hide my hat ain't heavy . It's where me It's the way to have a will ow Everything happens hugging my willow dream and dream of whatever willow and sweep a re d for me From the basement go up into the kitchen , bear left by the swinner's hand past the swing bin, make your way down the hall to the door and let your self help out of it . Take a left on to Hudston Road at you cross another left be careful not to get past , all the way to the main or at the airhead, then cut the bus to or near . Take the fif ty three bus from Lambeth heading west bound. Baker Jube to Baddington Manee overground. Trains take you all the way to Heathrow Heathro terminal three Fly eight hours. You've made it into Texas. You must be tired now get yourself some breakfast. Time to travel. You need ticket for your domestic flight board the plane flying west over Texas or drive an hours if you hire yourself for Lexus, it's quite a journey so leave yourself some time to allow traffic sweet marriage has been waiting for days mate . I hope you bought some best flowers or chocolate . Forget the chocolate because you never know she could be diabetic she could be diabetic . Yeah, she is diabetic up and down, didn't you? Well, up well in many ways I see in the plane. Well, that was good. I think you did Ben's song justice, I think . Apologies, Ben. I dare say you'll never miss your podcast again. Making a little noise? Well, look, that's it from our Angelica Bell podcast. I've had fun. I've had fun. Thanks for coming. When? Me too. No, thanks for having me. What music would you like to play under Outro? We can play anything underneath it any sort of style? Isn't it? No . Yeah. I don't think the question was for you, Mark was it? He knows me that well, he's going to speak on my behalf We could have the cat back if you want. You're going to put these on the map. BI NGO NGO NGO BIGO was his name. Now that's it for the book. Thanks as always to Ben Will Miprt Fingers, Mark, and mainly thanks to our very special one person guest audience the best guest ever and Delica Joel Porton is still editing the heck out of these things Jo,e Walker is our technician extra,ordin . Stay tuned for a bonus trip. And have fun. Goodbye everyone. Bye and Jellica and Jelly a beautiful tams and jelly cab and jelly Jelly Jellica So if you want to feature in the podcast, do go to Patreon where you can donate some money as little as one dollar a month , as much as a million dollars a month. The more you give, the more of a mention you'll get. We'll make you little dingles or long songs. Just let us know what you want and we'll do it. You can also buy our album on Bandcamp , and thank you for any contributions. Also you don't have to do anything it,'s free If you do donate, they do take the money out of your bank account every month, so you might want to stop it or keep doing it. We're very grateful for anything. Willip , that is some super guitar . Yes , it's time for another five dollars holiday . Thank you . Abel Rish Steve and Jane Nicholas . Rodrigo Lloyd Tesser Kee Andrew Holmes, Adam Campbell , Rob Newman, Mark, Jonathan Pierce, Jonathan Scott, PJ , Bryan McClellan, Emma Colville, John B as Boyd, Cameron Shaw, James Haywood, Jenny Ruth Yates Brendan, Nevin , Alex Boucher . Chris Charles Bryan, White Rain Flynn, Rebecca Davy . Kevin Moore's Pampa Downs En Bears Annah Mitchell, Hyman Lee, Louis Dutnell, Rory Jones, Christopher Markwiper , Steve Robbins, Tester, Key, Ron Lloyd, Christmas Mountain, E and Maiden, Matt Robinson, Jones Lend and Grandma . Henry , Amand Chessell Emma Colville Damian Chadwick Neckports in your wall in black James, Robert Silton Jones. Alex Woodhead Full of Lucer, John Morsie Bradfordy, Paul Kiss . Matstead, Alexand er, heal Emma Connoll y, Ton Bain Wickers, Andrew Roland , Ashley Fitz Jason V . Oh hello, it's me again. Now for your bonus content this week, it's another song from the Horn Section musical Vice versa, which hasn't been written or made yet. This song is called party time . It's quite fun as imagine it at a party and enjoy it and goodbye cats away , the mice will play and eat and dance and find romance where the cats asleep, the mice will breathe, and take the chance to drink and branch when the cats go away I heard your cats are awake, the mice will fake the circum stances, their nervous glass is watched for liar alone you see. Affected mouse you team when the cats are waking because the cat is fat and bored and slow, he thinks that he is in control , but little does that back cat know that his place is the place to go. If you like secret drink and deds the gather your sneaky friends a tip don't pass him while hes snore a pilfer from his kitchen tools When he discovered some saws. He ex its it but now it shows for while the cat might get the cream beneath the service we will skip. He stops his place. We run the place . We are the storm. It's all snow for every day we may one from the cast
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