Animal Spotting and Final Songs

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Oh yeah, on sacks and guitar at six foot four, it's Mark Brown. Hit up . Please wail all over this mess with your instrument . Yeah . And then wail with your mouse as well . Wailing and then everyone get ready for a bass solo from the big guy. It's Big Willip at two meters fifty four . Oh yeah , he's got all the low notes in his trousers and we're going to have a face solo and then we're all going to record him and tell him he's really great Yeah he's the best so good at the bass. At all. I'm really enjoying the music. Oh look at his knees Stopper deep bum, the deep bumper deep bum. Ponderful punch the local total but I'm waiting for me to be the safety pound . All right, all right, okay, let's you're really great. Everyone . You're really great, Wolf. Yeah. I know. Did you tell him he's great, please? No, okay . Section That's our life for tour. We are on tour . Yes, welcome to the podcast, everyone. And just to say this is not the potato episode, but the potato episode is coming soon. Oh, pretty. That's exciting. That's right. The whole potato episode is nearly here. The potato episode will be three and a half minutes long. It's going to be a very short one, but it's going to be a classic. So that'll be in a couple of years. So good luck, good luck looking forward to that. And before we meet our special guest , we've got a sneak preview very lucky of the new James Bond theme . Ed has written the theme for the new James Bond and the film as we all know is going to be called Doctor Elmo . So here is the theme tuned to the new James Bond film Not for me. Hey guys , who'd like me to introduce today's Special One Person Guest Audience Member? May please. I said who'd like me to introduce today's special one person audience guest member? Mark me, Ben. I've said it twice now. Do you want to say one more time? Yes, please. Yes. Who'd like me to introduce today's Special One Person Audience Guest member? Yeah. Yes. It's Ben Shepherd. Here he comes . It's Ben Shepherd Welcome, Ben. Thank you very much. Thank you, Chence. So Ben, this is a podcast. Have you ever done a podcast before? I've done one or two but none quite like this. Okay. Was it one or two? It is two. Two. So this is number three. This is number three. This is Mayatrick. Congratulations. Thank you . We're looking for you is some excellent contributions. Oh dear. And just to give you an idea of the sort of thing Willip here, say hello again to Ben Willip? Hello again to Ben Willip. Yep. Has written a list of good things to say. Ah, okay, this is the sort of phrase we're looking for from you . So if you're at a loss for words, Ben. Okay. This is the sort of thing you could say. Will, you go first . You can come again You can come again, okay? I say that what you said No just during the podcast , if you see in a in what sort of situation would you say you can come again, will it? Just if you can't give anything else to say. Okay. So you can come again. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like you would okay, yeah. All right. If you say a good thing to say during the podcast, I'll give you a sweet. I've got a selection of sweets in my bag. You can come again. So it can't be one of these ones, okay? Not now. This is the sort of thing, but I sort of we're actually ruling these ones out. Joe, what's a good thing that Ben Sheppard could say later on? I think he's trying to tell you something . Yeah. Okay, that would be a good thing. Not that something like that. You can't say that but something like that. Yeah. That quality of comment, again , something like the pianist, you've got something? I have yeah . You could say the less said about that, the better. Oh, okay. You see what we mean? Yeah, yeah . Something close to the bone . Yes. I'm tempted to give you a sweet, but we'll wait till the section's over. Finally, Mark . She will be doing that again in a hurry . Yeah. So what sort of situation might you say that? The lady is somewhat silly . Yeah, if I only point a lady does something silly. Okay there's every chance . Ben have you got one? Yeah. Oh, Ben's got one as well. I didn't realise you did. It's I'll be the judge of that. Ah yes . So you can be quite dominant with these things. Well the, way we're Ben's sitting it feels like that came with authority because he's like the magistrate the top of the court there. He always brings along that platform. He insists on being six inches higher . Okay, thank you. Thank you. So Ben, those are good things to say. Okay. I'm going to introduce you to the listener now. I've written a short song about you. Mainly using your excellent official website www What's the rest of it then? Ben Nope. The official benef not the official Yep. W Official Ben Shepherd. com. You might be the first person who's been there since the late nineties. Oh yeah, no, it's out of date . One of the main things I'll learn there is how to spell your name. Anyone know how to spell Ben's name? Mark. How do you spell Ben's name? BEN Correct. Well , Joe, do you finish it off us ? SH H E R D. Well, there we go. You need to visit the website. In fact, you can't visit the website because you're entering the name wrong. Ben, how do you spell Ben Shepherd's name? SH EP ARD Willip You ever get a bulpe? There's a number of different spellings, isn't it? This is what's become apparent. Yeah, none of them are right yet. The pianist, how do you spell Ben Shepherd's name? S CH AP I E A R T. Well he's got it. Yeah . Well, if you all visit the official Benchille, we can't. I know you can't listen. It's a real cash twenty two situation. It is awful because there's a whole page on how to spell the surname, but you can't they can't look under the water . You know how to spell the name? There's a floor. That's why the website's redundant because no one got on it because they couldn't spell my name right. Well, I'll give you a clue. Who's not guessed spelling? We've all guessed a spell. Everyone guessed it. It's spelt the same way as Richard or Bernard or Die Hard. Yes. Yeah. End with HARD. Hard, not heard . Yeah. Do you ever say to people on the phone? Yeah, it's spelt hard not having it might die hard. Yeah. I have actually no. You nearly said you did. No, I've said it's hard not heard. That's quite cool. Yeah. It's hard to hear, isn't it? Yeah. Well, if you say shepherd, it's still Shepherd, it's not ll My Mum's always like it's Sheppe Hard She's very specific, isn't she? Yeah, she has. And we had. And then I get much more defensive about it for the kids . They don't seem to care as much as I do. Do you mean your kids are just the kids ? The kids in general just I do care about the kids. I've heard that. Could you say your name to me, please? What's your name? My name's Ben Shepherd. HAH A is not easy . You're not allowed? No. Okay. HARD. So visit the website and I've got more information about you now in a lovely song called Ben Shepherd Ben Shepherd Ben Shepherd, hard but not heard. Pun was the music? Oh, the music and we've picked one of your programs that you present. Oh, really? The theme tune to tipping point. I write. Tipping like I've only got three notes, hasn't it? Yes, yes, it's quite fun to play. Okay Shepherd is a TV guy. He's on my TV and Sky Nice good . Peter G and V sometimes and tipboard over get He used to do goals on Sunday with Cristiver Kama Raffatom for the rest of his lover . And he still doesn't walrier with Cristipper Kamaal Rock . He's not an crypto factor. Nor with Chris Kamala. He's an exhauster. Nor is Chris Kamala. Yes, ship in the TV guy who works with sometimes? Amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Were there lyrics to tipping point before? Originally, no one don't think they ever have. Well, they should be. It's a little bit like when he stops and put words to these Estanders themes, Joe? like a moment in time. Anyone can fall in love. That's the easy part. Christmas was number one, I think, wasn't it? Well, last year. This is it . We heard also recently that the A team in France has lyrics. No, it does. It does, and we're going to play in the next podcast. So tune in for that. Not this one. No, so I don't get the potatoes. I'm going to go and get the French AT. The potato episode is gonna be a cracker. The black kids keep you warm . The blankets keep you warm . The lip fluffs keep you cool . The lip fluffs keep you cool . But I want to be warm and I want to be cool at the same time for afer proably . Well, he got to meet Michael Patinson and his girlfriend Stephanie . That's right , they're warm and they're gold like a perfect juice berry full . He's half English, half Malaysian, she's half Irish and Hugum was the most of all most of all they're warm and cool like blankets blankets and flip flop . I need to mention your kids are actually here with us today. They are yes. They're big, big fans of the horn section. Are they? They are, yes. What other bands are they into? Just to compare us. Just simply the big shack? Big shack and the horn shack and the horn section. Yeah. Shan Garden , Judas priest , Phil Collins . Yep. Ed Sheeran . Eminem. They do look a bit about it. They do not. I introduced my kids to MM recently. It's a hard listen for a parent. You got to time it right. Oh, dear. Although to be fair, listening to some of this can be quite tricky because well, you know, when you come downstairs and the boys are sitting up at each other doing the no swearing song. Luckily we don't swear in that one turns out we don't swear. No, it's fine, isn't it? Until you rhyme cantankerous whatever it was, which they enjoyed immensely. It was their mother that wasn't quite so approving. Well, that's typical, wouldn't it? For Mrs. Shephard.? Yes She's very loud. I thought I'd welcome them. She won't be doing that again in a hurry. Well, that's exactly the sort of time you slipping in. But I'm not allowed to say that. You're not allowed to say that no, no, but that's the sort of thing, Ben. I thought it'd be nice just to get them involved. I know they list themed to one where we had my children. They played the traffic light young . Oh, they did. Would you like your kids to play the traffic like young games? They would love to play the games. I only need places. I only need two of them for this. Okay, is that all right? There's quite a few to choose from. Yeah. There's nine lined up there. Which one should we go with? I like to name them after their t shirts, so the gray one and the blue one. Grey and blue. Okay. Do you mind just popping over to the microphones, gray and blue? Come over Green Blue. Okay . We'll start with gray. So the rules, I imagine you know the traffic young yum game for the listeners who for some reason don't know it. You've got to guess the color of the food that I'm going to force you to eat . You shout stop if it's red, go if it's green and then either stop or go if it's orange , like when you're driving. Okay. I'm going to wrap the trumpeter's yellow jumper around your heads. If that's all right. And I think who would you like to sing the theme tune to the traffic light young game? Just up to you . Will it? Will it? Yeah, well every one's favorite. Please sing the theme tunes to the traffic light young game. How'd it go? Exactly. Let's find out how it goes bit of that. Hurry up, will it? Hurry up Traffic Light yum, yum game traffic light yum yum game a book traffic yum yum game Traffic Light yum yum game Okay , okay, so here's a clue for you, Mr. Grey . I'm opening something. So I remember a shout, stop for red , go for green and either stop or go for orange. I'm going to pop something in your mouth right now . Traffic light Either stuff will go. And he's correct. So what color are you saying? You're saying orange. Orange because it's a what's it? It is a what's it? Yum yum stop and do you mind passing over the headmask to the mister Blue just so you both have a go. I'm going to put the second item in your I think in your if you just take a decent bite of this, open your mouth like y'all. Here he goes and bite down all that Oh, it doesn't like it. It doesn't like it . And stop. What color do you think that is? What color is it? Green. It is green. It is green and what do you think it is? Fennel. Oh my word. Wow. You can take off the blindfold. It's disgusting. Lady Philip 's we'll sign it. There we go. That was a great I did. Okay, and the final round of the traffic light . So back it goes on the mister Grey again. Like young drapping like young young game drapping like young young game Yep, we're there . Okay now, I'm going to open your item . And now I just need you to dip a finger. Oh , hippo finger. It's just gonna be licking the finger situation . Right, can we have a color, please? Um , is it stop go or either stop or grow ? Stop in a stall young . I think that's all. What do you think it would be blind? Mr Grey, what do you think you were tasting? I have absolutely no idea. It was Merlo, Merler in a can. You can Do you get to keep that? Wish I'd say Merler. I'll be the judge of that. . We've already had and I'll be the judge of that but it's getting there. You can take your head mask off. Oh, that is Merler and a cat. It is Merlin in a can. So it was just a taste. Yeah, they fell wine in a cake. What an irresponsible hoax You can go and sit down again. Well, three out three Sorry to give your child Merlow. No, it's no worse than he's had in the past Johnny. It's just come out of a can. That's the revelation . Just you know, my children now are six, eight and ten, and they've all lost their milk fingers. So the big one's got a full set of adult ones. The other two a lot of gaps, but they're coming on. Yeah, they're coming, they're coming on. So Ben, you've said some good things. Did the finger fairy come? Did the finger fairy come? Yeah We put the mat fingers under the pillow. How much you get for a milk finger these days? twenty quid. twenty quid for milk finger. Yeah, so you're looking for two hundred kids two hundred quid at the end of the for a full fist. Yeah, for a full . For two full fist. Two full two full finger finger of Ben . Ben the Shepherd, first of all, Ben's written a joke for you, and then we're going to do a game called The Benz. This is your new joke. All right. Yeah. This is the first out of this joke. Ben's pretty pleased with it. You woke up with it yesterday. Ben, do you know why in the evening I smother myself in butter and oil before I go to bed No I don't Ben 'cause I like to get up oily in the morning . I know that 's excellent. Oily in the Moining . The Moining was the bit you wanted to, was it? I don't know. I thought you were meant to go Why I say I smothered myself in butter and oil and then you say Why'd you do that? Oh, I see. And then I smell the feedline. No, I think it stands up by itself. Oh, thanks, lovely Peak. Great. Great. Benny was thank you. Ben, that was lovely. Yeah, it was great. Nice joke. It was a lovely joke. Yeah . This is a song called Ben. He's one of the lovely man . He's done a good thing for someone he loves and I reckon he'll do it again . Yes, this is a song for Ben. If you're his girlfriend, well then give him a cuddle and give him a kiss and give him a cuddle again. That's Ben Just Ben So we're going to find out what you two have got in common. So this is called the Benz. Ban, I need you to place something that sounds a bit like radioheads, the Benz underneath this, but not exactly just something that sounds a bit radio heady underneath the benz. And I'm gonna read things out that you've both got in common. Okay, good. The Benz are both in their forties if you could both respond with just noises . Yeah. True. Yeah. Jim. Yeah. Absolutely. Much in common. They've both been to Essex. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, love it . They've both got two ones in performance type degrees. That's true. It's true. I've forgotten first. Oh yes. Yes. Absolutely. His degree is slightly better than yours, Benny. You gotta be. You got to do one. Ben's degree was in dance, drama and theater arts. That's right. Your degree was in jazz . Oh sorry I stole the music you got to dig a first in jazz. Yeah, it's music. Brackets jazz. Music, brackets jazz. Yeah. My mom's drama, brackets dance. So that's a lot of brackets and we both come up. I sort of wish she was jaz z in Brackets music to explain what jazz is too. Ben's please again . They both welcome home the athletes of the London twenty twelve Olympic and Paralympic Games to Trafalgar Square as far as athletes homecoming parade. This is a trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. They did you. The Benz and Skelton , the end? Skelton was there, yeah. She was there. Big hammers fans? Ah, massive, massive hammer . Who's of them? Who's your favorite hammer? A dinghy boy . Yeah . Dingy boy didn't play a lot last season. Did you get the endpoint? No, he was he had a big injury . Where was his injury been? Dodgy, dingy, dodgy Dodgy . They've both done a show called Rod Stewart One Night Only. Only the One Night. Stop the music here. Which one of them ? Well, I know the answer to this. You did a show called Rod Stewart One Night only.. I did How was that? Yeah, it was awesome. The music, please. That's killing you Rod Stewart. I wasn't being Rod Stewart, but I was hanging out with Rod Stewart. Yeah, while he performed. And I grew up in the town where Rod Stewart moved to many years before , built this house and we always used to sort of go and peer over the walls and try and get in, and then I got invited into and he took me around the house many years later. So it was a serendipitous museum. Yeah. Were you imagining that when Shepherd was doing a one man show like . Stars in their eyes for like for an hour . I've been looking for an angle, maybe that's it . And finally, they've both been in the Harry Potter movie. Ah, yes. Yeah. Who did you play Ben? Hagrid I thought there was something about it. Got the hair for it. You were untitled in the movie, isn't it? Wizarding Parent. Are you sorry? Wizard , yours? Yeah, yeah, wizarding parents parent. Wizarding Parent Wizingard Parent, Wizarding Parents? Wizarding Parent? Visiting parents. Yeah. You can relax now as we perform a top ten for you. It's top ten . We found a genuine top ten in a magazine called Curry Life that we found in an Indian restaurant called Naz in Olviston during our tour. The top ten was an article about the country's favorite takeaway cuisine. You don't know if you Ben and Marks, you can have a guess at numbers eight and ten are the best. So we're going to go from one to ten. Here we go. It's today's top ten Britain favorite takeaway cuisines. At number ten, it's Chinese. Fair enough, a number two Indian. Good news for fans of curry life, number three . Fish and chips. Fine so far, number four pizza, number five burger Okay, so standard so far and number six to this country's favorite takeaway cuisine we have you want to have a guess ? Turkish chicken chicken at number six and, number seven , it's kebab at number eight. Number eight Bring it down a little bit, not Greek. What do you think, Ben? You might have to go a bit closer to that. No, it's I don't think like Japanese. Not Japanese sushi. No, it's sandwiches , sandwiches , sandwiches . Get number nine, Thai and then a number ten . Number ten, the ten best takeaway cuisine in this country is McDonald's dumbo soup sausages sausages That's according to Curry Life Magazine. It is at number ten. So you've gone from Chinese which is like a whole cultural thing to just an individual item? Well, yes, yes. Chinese Indian fish and chips pizza burger f,ine , then chicken, gabab, sandwiches, Thai sausages . Sausage. Sausage. Oh yeah, Ed can say sausage, shortly. Yeah, sausage shortly. answer out of the answer , who are out of the answer , who are out of the dancer. I've got a friend called Oliver who's fond of shepherd's pie . Out of the anson Oliver Dadson Oliver Dadson . Oliver Dadson. Oliver Dadson is his full name but he'll always be the shepherd's pie guy . Oliver Debson, the shepherd's pie guy. Oliver Debson, the shepherd's pie guy. Oliver Debson, the Shepherd's Pyguy. Well, hope you're enjoying yourself, Ben because it's time now for questions for Ben Shepherd . A bit of questions music. I've got a hat literally brimming over the questions . See that? So all you got all you got to do is pluck a question out of the hat and then throwing over by the brim. Throw the question at the musician you want to ask you the question and we'll have some just sort of some bass under this please . Some question blace. A lovely take from the drum This question has got caught on his t shirt . I thought I'd lost the question, but the twins. Sportsman. You do a lot of work for charity . Have you got any Velax windows in your house? That'swer the first question. Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. Mr. Blue's got one in his legs. Really? Yeah. Yeah. In fact, so is Grey. Mr Grey as well. Grey and Blue. What angles we talking about there? Sort of pretty standard, I'd say forty five forty five fifty. Don't want it. Don't want it the tilt be much further than that because I think it's placed havoc with the you know stanchion stanchion stanchion and is it just pull it give it a tar tug at the top of the handle on the top? Don't go yeah yeah question from the saxophonist have you sent any big parcels recently? Look into the life of ship. Yeah, a couple . Yeah, cool. What's your system? Do you have the facilities at home? Do you have have to a person? No, I didn't myself. No, I don't have any person. I mean, do you have big envelopes at home? No we haven't we ar I have to go to the post office and then do you bring the item with you and so you have to go to one area of the shop and buy the Yeah we,' yeveah, got a small post office down the road, didn't we? It's quite handy because you can get this stuff right there and stick it in and then hand it over, but you got to buy the stuff and then pay from the end yeah, even though they're right next to each other and they're related and it's the same people. It's got to go through that that till before it goes into. The same thing. And what about Celtape? Do you sometimes bring the cellot? No, I always use those. I quite often have to buy Celotope when I'm there. Do they not lend you ? They're not generous like that. No, no. They're much more generous than that. Well, I'm less suspicious than you ans.wer Yeah. Okay,, well, good question I won. Yeah. Alex Final question there I don't want to interrupt. Yeah. Is he throwing it to Ben, will he catch it? No, the first musician More things we've got in common there, Ben. Struggling with the unwrapping, but he's got a lovely voice by the way, Ben. Listen, listen to this . Do you always wash your hands after you go to the Loo or do you sometimes pretend ? I'm about fifty fifty now. Are you? Yeah. What bit pretending or why would you pretend? Because why are you pretending to? To the other men in the toilets quite often if I'm in a public place. So you don't put your hands in the sink with don't put the tap on? Yeah. So you'll go to the bother of gesturing mind. Essentially mine your way out of the toilet at least half the time. Why? I don't know. I think I'm cheating. That's why he knows I think you don't need to. That's why your postman you sell a tape. It looks like your stinking hand. I honestly don't think you need to wash your hands every time. Well, I got my hand for a mouth disease from you. It's all becoming clear. I would say that I'm much more organised with my hygiene than I ever was. Really? The advent of children. When you realise how filthy they are. Okay, you can't you can't move without bogeys, vomit, blood, whatever they wash their hands ? The one on the left definitely doesn't. The one on the right, the gray one, he is pretty good. It's the gray. But the one on the left, no. Not at all. It's a good thing it's a white clean sofa. And that's lovely question music. Thank you, Willip Stop . We're coming to the end. No. Oh, well no, we're not. We're just fine. But it's time for you to sit back and enjoy a song now. Joe Auckland, the Ronnie Poly trumpet player is going to sing you a song song the all around you mean fat? Yeah, all round good guys and he's all round and he's gonna sing a song. What's the song called Cho? It's called Extinction . It's a topic of one about climate change and you know very serious, very tough. Bar , bar two We need to do our bit . We've made a mess of it so many creatures gone . We've left it far too long to they'll be gone forever . It's time for drastic measures . We took so much for granted so part of scary gar's Tilly time to say goodbye to Gary's Gary's It's not too late to say good guys for Gary The predictions don't look great if they keep declining at this rate we may need to legislate because hunter who's overtaken who will make the patient proud and stand out among the crowd. It seems that people faltered someone called Gary Gary 's time to say goodbye to Gary . Gary 's hard to just find more Gary's Gary's I don't think I've ever disliked Gary I worry for the steep steep steak and even for the day stay and the columns must be screwed if the garries can't be safe Gary Gary's full to say goodbye to Gary Gary 's patrol life on the line for Gary's Gary's Let's go the next boy faby Gary' is a love ly Yeah . So the idea of that was there was an article in the paper saying that no one is calling the kids Gary anymore and by what year was it? Only one Gary wasn't the last church . One stop to actually I did a bit of further research around two hundred or something. But it is massively. I'd written the song by then so we're sticking with it . That's still significantly less than they might have been. They could die out by about twenty fifty. twenty fifty five unless there's a well unless your song brings prominence to the idea of saving the exactly. Yeah, and also we want Garlinica to do the podcast. So well, maybe he could champion being Gary. Being one of the garries? Being one of the garies. Yeah. The good Gary. Nor b Gadary Gary. Good , bad Gary. We all know we all know . Oh yeah. I dressed up as him for an eighteenth birthday party dressed up as a bad Gary. Oh, did you remember you? It was a good word remember. I had the full How could you ? How could you remember that? You're talking about Neville ? Yeah That's like I dressed very novel for the last twentieth birthday . Nick Nick . I'd like to have a quick chart, quick job, quick chart. Your name is short for Nickel Bar bara Nick Lag Nick Nick Nick Nick Lag. Right. Okay. Ben Shepher growding up, did you ever want to be a shepherd? No Could you tell me three songs about shepherds? Three songs about shepherds. Please? They're all quite religious. well shepherds washed their socks by night washes Ben Shepherd washes by night . The Lord is my shepherd 's Ben Shepherds and silent shepherds . No, no, it's come by. Come by shepherd. Come by , come by the great wisdom today. Bye , my Lord, come by . Oh, I see. So come by is away to me and come by . My friends are shepherds. But I have some friends that are shepherds. Why put a silence, please? Yeah Tell us what they have a farm. Sorry, first of all, how you know them and whether or not they've got a farm. So at the university with Miller M.iller and her father was a farmer down in Kent, and now they are farmers. She and her husband Rodium and my godchildren and they are proper shepherds. And do they have a farm? They do. Good. Sorry . Have you ever done the lambing? Have you ever done Lamb? No, I've done that Ben Reynolds now who's keep sheep. Oh, there you go. So you know, I mean, the lambding is like one of the most extraordinary things . Yeah, yeah, it's like, is he a shepherd then Mike Reynolds? What is he? count Shepherd? Yeah, how would you count? If you're going to put yourself through the pain of lambing, then you got to be able to take that title surely. Then he is. Yeah, he is. I've never thought of him as a shepherd. Something else we've got in common. Mike Shepherd. There it is. Cool. Ben'ss dad got an' electric fence around the garden and my child was electrocuted by it. When he was four years old . Had you been pouring booze down his throat at the time Well, a good shepherd chat. I wasn't expecting that to go well at all. Well, indeed. I've done pigletting, shut up . You're all thinking of sausage roles, I think . One of the main roles, of course, of a shepherd is to what do shepherds do? Sport sing. Spot the animals animals. Yeah, so spot the animals. So you're now going to spot the animals, okay? In these next few songs. A keen listeners of the podcast will have spotted many animals amongst our guests before cat merchant, Rufus Hound, John Robbins, Fish C umar. Now it's your job to spot the animals in the songs they're going to play. So they're going to hide the animal carefully in the lyrics . If you can spot three animals, you'll get a t shirt, a green t shirt. Green t shirt, green t shirts. That's the green shirt that your wife won. Yes, I've commandeered it. Okay , back . Thank you. So if you think you spot an animal, you could just shout out. I'm the shepherd. If you can see the animal coming, you can stop us. Oh, that's a good way of doing. Yeah. If you see any sign of the animal just stop us. Any sign of the animal? Yes, any if you haven't thought of the animal by the end of the music , okay? Okay . That was a red herring. Oh , hold on . Hold on is that count? No, I have no faith in this at all. Here we go. First one, first one. Dee . Keep your eyes peel all day Well, you feel like you can go on because all of your hopes go and your life is filled with much confusion . But to happen is an illusion and you pull around the way down Shepherd is shatter shepherd. What animal did he spot them? I was so desperately listening to the words then . I thought there was going to be cats and fish . Was there a beaver some people doing this song. They just sort of smack up on me. They do that, right? So that's one out of one. Next one three. You did look very stressed. It was really missed the animal. How do I hatch Number two, number two, good luck close your eyes Who give me your hand s dark . Do you feel he at ? Do you understand ? You feel the same I'm only dream raises burning and turtle wound . I think it was a little cryo shepherd there. Hey Shepherd What animal did you spot? I'm not one hundred percent sure, but I think you snuck a little turtle in. Turtle. Yes. Turtle flame. Very wow. One more and you get a green t shirt. Okay . Hold on. We've got two more songs off. Can make a mistake? Yes. I'd hate to make a mistake. Also, if you get four, that's too many, you've got to hit the three. Okay . So once you got this one, worth holding back. One, two, three , four, I've never seen looking so lovely as you did tonight . I've never seen shines so bright . You're amazing . I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance . Look for a little role by us given hung ry and I'm messing the dress you wearing all the hearts in your head can be right . I be wrong Lady Is that we ep to sheep There was no cry of shepherd. So I got lost because I thought it was going to be something to be Lady Bird something or other . And then I was distracted by just how much Ed was enjoying that. In the middle the cornerary one with keys. Yes, oh that one. And cornary one. The corner one. Cornary face. The cornary face . And then and then was it cheated to cheater Sheep to sheep. Oh, sheep and sheep. That was the one that really slipped through the net, wasn't it? Oh man. Slip through the net gave you a sweet. I've let the flock down. Ice cream sweets. Ice cream cones there. Ice cream cones there to you, you want to give them to your children. That's the last one. So good luck. You need this. I need this one to get in a t shirt. Yeah . Yeah. I want to you want to pay Cow what is that door? He in the window . Wait, wait, wait, I don't know what? Oh, Charlotte Shepherd . So I'm gonna feel like I might be getting this wrong , but I've got two. Oh wow. You only need one. So one of them might be wrong. Shall I let you carry on? No, I haven't gotten more. I need more words. Is that it? Would you do it once more? Yeah, let's do it once more. Okay, just don't want to ruin this. I understand how much effort and time's gone into it. I want to stay Cow much is that dog in the window The one with the wagglely tail Cow much is Dog in the window . I do hope that dog is for sale Bomb . What are we going for? One more time. Oh God. One more time. Can't cow much how much did they cow matches that doggy in the window who come on with a wagglely tail cow much is that torgie in the window cow do hope that torgie for the window Okay I think I got it . Was it was it doggy? That's what we slept in a cow. Yeah. What? Instead of the word now at the yeah, we did it pretty well there so we disguised it and you do that very well. Is that why you're making that noise? I thought I'd give you a little extra help. Wouldn't enough. For the sweet. Not quite clear enough. Luckily, you might win a car now. Ah, because yes, it's a quick game of Rolls Royce. I don't know if you played Rolls Royce. I don't think I have. Well, as regular listeners will know, it's in a game in which you have to roll sorry, it's a super game in which you have to roll your Rs for the longest possible time while staying a roy of my choice, the person who roll s Roy's the longest wins. It's one breath. And your Roy is a Roy who was born in Belfast in nineteen forty. Canner. Say what you see? I know. Yes, yes. Same catch phrase as my optician. He's related to our tour manager. He presented the best TV show and it's a good motto unless you're in a library. It's all around good guy Roy Walker tonight. Yeah. You were right in nineteen forty Belfast? Yeah, that's it. Straight away. Very good. No more quiche hosts. Yes, you do. How many quichows have you hosted ? Two. I'd love how you pronounce two. Two, two, two, two, four. Okay, so it's three. Oh, it's gone up. Yeah, it was did another one. It's amazing what happens when you're not looking Okay, so it's it means it gets really hard. Oh, no, it's boiling. So Greg Davis is in the lead in this. Greg Davis so far with twenty four seconds. twenty four seconds rolling in R. Not very good at rolling out. So it's one breath saying Royal I can't roll out, but the roll in the R in the Roy and then carry on Walker can so it doesn't have to be a long roll. Okay Roy Walker would hole Roy Walker. What was he and what was his, what was his name? Was he Roy Walker? No, he had either Roy Holly Hodge. It might be Roy Hodgson. Roy Keene, we've done Roy Kean before. Roy. So good luck, so your Roy Walker starts now Wow. I mean the kurd didn't start till thirty one seconds and it ended on thirty two seconds . Goodbye , Davis. Hello shepherd. That was remarkable. No one has thought to look at their watch throughout before. That's a very distractive. Yeah. I mean, I feel like you had more in here for one, it's More Royal Walker. I'm not sure how you keep a cub going Yes, see a hunt , lovely game there. Lovely game. Hey you. Yes you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You're a girl who is both tall and strong. Thank you. Yes you are you strong until two? Are you a girl? Then this could be your song. Are you called Rachel? Then this could still be you. The song is for Rachel . Yes, it's true, but which Rachel are looking for? There could be just one l istening. There could be many more It's Rachel Sil It's your birthday today song is all for you love from a man called James. Let me be too great and silver moons we both know a generous guy called James, the one that we are looking for as a dog with an unusual name . It's called that so happy bird . We hope that you like your song Okay, so Willip is going to run the rest of the podcast. First of all we're gonna do Willip's joke. A couple of chords. Which one is it? It's the one where I say what's your method do you enjoy? Oh yeah , the great one. Yeah, it's a really good joke. Here we go I've been getting into woodwork . Oh yeah. What's your method? Well I build it and then I break it up again and then I build it up again and then break it and then build it again and then break it again. Right Do you enjoy it? I can't recommend it enough . Can't recommend mend it enough, okay? That's a joke. Next up it's the dinner time song. Yep. And I imagine it would be a similar reaction to this. Well, yeah, I would expect so. Yeah. Can I check before? Do you think this is a funny song or a good song? No, neither. I mean , I sent it through expecting it to be edited or changed into something good, but no, but no that never happens though, does it? No. No, good luck with it. I was delighted to see that it was on the set list when I got it. It was. It's not been rehearsed. Never played it before. Let's go. One, two, one , two, three, four I got a pestle and water that's never been used. I got a couple of grapes between the two. I can't use . I got sixteen watermelons balanced on my wrist and I used up the cutlery to drain my cest a guard of buckets, spices mixed with dust, a garden a pinch of spiders whereby cist I've got no clue how this crap's gone a taste, but one thing's for sure I don't like waste. But don't be too heavy handy where the kitchen don't be too heavy handy where the ketchup. Don't be too heavy handy with a kitchup don't be too hairy anyway with a ketchup in a time . It's time for your tea so come downstairs and eat with me I put eggs and salad leaves into a pot. I turn up the hobs until they're far too hot. I melt on some flowers and the sprouts on the trail did won't taste nice but let bygons be byg ones But don't be too heavy handed don't be too heavy handed don't be too heavy handed and don't be too happy It's time to So come down says and eat with me 'cause it's been a time it's a beauty and fingers crossed it might be broccoli broccoli broccoli broccoli Broccoli Broccoli sorry There we go Ben I was watching your children throughout that. They didn't know what to make of . It's very hard for them that opposed to the band. We were all over . I've never heard of that either . Okay, well there we are. That was a lovely way to end the podcast. Any other businesses you'd like to mention Fen . When can the viewer or the listener come and see you on tour? Tipping point on tour, there's an idea. Next time you're doing a gig, I'll be there. Okay , thank you for being our best ever guest by some distance. Thank you. Mr Ben Shepherd 's danger Ficil bank shepherd . And it's a thank you to Joe Walker, of course, for recording this over there. Thank you, Joe. John Porter for Redditing. Mr Blue and Mr Grey for taking part in the competitions. Mark, Joe, Will Ben and that man there for playing so beautifully today . And one more time, thanks to the Shepherds for saying such good things. We will see you next week for more Horn Section Podcast fun . But there is now a bit of bonus content from the pianists . One, two, three, four stop . Oh, it's Alex here. A slight change to the suggested plan. There now follows a wrap that I wrote and performed about service stations. It's six years old and I'm still ashamed. Good luck . Okay , yeah, yeah . Hello. This one's going out to the drivers. Listen do you want to stop for some petrol? 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