Agony Banjo Player and Dingle Time

For those of you who've donated money to us via Patreon, we are truly thankful and if you're expecting and hoping to hear your dingle , you will hear that dingle later because we are now grouping the dingles at the end of the episode for that time will be dingle time . Dingle time . Tune in at the end of the episode for dingle time Dingle time Dingle time dingle all the way Hello, good evening and welcome . It's time for us to have a lovely time we changed the route we get to the venue . This time I got here by the method of canoe. Joseph he got here by camel and bus . Mark got a plane and the others came on foot. They all missed the train . It's the pool section pocker . Mr Pool section pocker . Mrs. The pool section poker Yes, hello, hello, hello What's up? May the Lord make us truly thankful. It's the Horn Section podcast. How are you doing? So let's great, thanks for Russia. So let's demonstrate what we do in a snazzy way. Ben play some quiet drums and whisper your name and age . Ben forty one. Willip plays some goddamn punky bait and whisper your name and age . Will forty . Pianists play some sparkling piano and whisper your name and age forty one Mark play some stylish saxophone and in the gap whisper your name and age . Mark forty three . Joe, play the trumpet like a little soldier boy and then when I tell everyone to stop shout your name and age and your favorite tennis player St Stop Joe, Trumpet Hingis No, of course his trumpet years old. Yes, that's us . The horn section . But look, we've got loads to do today, so let's crack on because today's show is the potato episode. I went that wrong. Today's show is not the potato episode. It was meant to be but there were problems with the potatoes. Instead we're gonna kick things off with a song called Deep Down In Your Soul . Take it away guys Do you feel the power of your ancestors ? Can you face the challenge of the champions ? Do you have the courage of a pyramid ? Do you have the will and the skill ? Do you have the speed, the strength, the heart to me a winner It's not for beginners Deeper in your soul Are you a gladiator I hope you like that because I liked it. Okay, it's time to wheel out our special one person guest audience member. We're very excited this time because this guy is absolutely Ed Gamble. Yes, please shut up, pang your hands and welcome to the arena, Mr Ed. Gamble . Ed Gamble Co llege . Hey Ed , it's great to finally meet you. Hey, Alex nice to meet you too. It's great to finally meet you too. Yes. Hey Alex, it's great to finally meet you too. It's great to finally meet you too. So here you are at the Horn Section podcast. Hello, what's your favorite dinner or something? Oh , soup . You had parsnip snoop, snoop today? I had parsnips and snoop this very evening . I made it myself. Out of parslebs and love. Yeah. Welcome, Ed. If you're lucky . You've got your own podcast off menu not that lucky. You and James Acaster. And it's funny and much more successful than ours and also much easier to make in terms of the technology. Would you like to swap? No, absolutely not. Okay , we turn up, we record it takes our sorry . Sorry you might say turn up if you're going to We turn up . We record the podcast. It takes me and James as long as it takes we just do it and then we leave and the producer releases it my God frustrating isn't it? We got music on it, but it's free. We download it from the internet. Really? Is that an option? Yet. Bye bye everyone . Look, would you mind if we start with an immediate game of who's taking their trousers off in all this places, yeah ? Okay . So it's a simple game. Everyone plays their instruments. What instrument you played? Well not very well. Bassoon. Barrow, have you want a bassoon? Baronet? I couldn't well just get a note out of it. You'll be fine. One note out of it, but I don't even know what way it goes up I think you're bighting too hard . I'm not biting. You should bite then. Should be making a noise. Should I be biting? Have we turned it on? Yeah For the listener, Ed is maybe giving a spirit. I think he might be sucking your clarinet. Well, there we go . So this one's going to be an E and you just do that note as much as you can. Okay Steve. So the rules are everyone plays your instruments, I say some places and you stop playing if you haven't taken your trousers off in that place like yeah. So at the end the last person playing is the person who's taking the trousers off in all this places like, yeah, okay ? Yes. Off you go . I love this one . Here we go. Stop playing if you haven't taken your trousers off in a car A car have you all whipped your trous off in a car? Yes, they have The Kitchen Have you taken your trousers off in the kitchen? It's not the place to do it. But you've done it. Why did you do it to be honest? To put my trouserses in the horshoe, yes . Were they dirty? No . The garden? Are you taking your trousers from the gardener ? Oh yeah, a cold sports changing room Are you out? Phillips out ? Do you think I'm taking a lot of car? Maybe when I was a kid? Well, he probably had back. A sand dune . In the south dune. In the sand dune, or yeah, in a single on a beach or something . Yeah, we're all taking our trousers off in sand . A tent , a tent, a farm . We've all taken our trousers off in farm . You're up, mate African Africa . Three people have taken the trousers off in Africa. The rest kept the trousers on in Africa Or haven't reached to Africa. Okay, next one . Big boat . Big boat . Small boat . Have you all taken your trousers off in a small boat? Yeah. Rowing. Rowing. You need to keep them on ? Take off the tracks of trousers when you get in. Yes, you're cold. Okay, take them off and then row short . On stage You've all taken your trousers off on a stage or Mark's thinking about it. You've never taken your trousers off No. Really? Nobody have. Okay . Well, they may have. So it's just the trumpeter. Let's see how many places he's taken his trouser off. He's always taken his trousers off. My house . Try his mum's house . Up a tree . He's still playing He's gone for it . In a church ? Have you? Why have you taken your trains off in a church? Keep them on, keep them on . They have to do it. All right, keep playing then. Everyone takes the trousers off in charge. Hardware shop . Santa's gotta in a nest next to a witch is Goldfram. Okay, so Joey wins the first one . By the way, Grand Daddy, the song about granddaddy's Pearm is now available to buy on band camp for one pound . There's quite a few things by us there. Just Google Bandcamp, horn section. Also, we're doing a few more tour dates. Please link up the website for those dates. It's places like Northampton, reading, Kingston, Salisbury, Ronnie Scotts, Northampton, London, Highwickam Richmond and Guildford . See you there . Ed Gamble, are you enjoying the podcast? I am. My lips are so fun. My lips are a bit sore now from playing the clarinet. They look awful. Yeah, very, very big. All puffed up. Yeah, and black. Yeah . Well, let's do a quick rundown on who is Ed Gamble, shall we? I'd love that. I've gone to a website called famousbirthdays. com. Have you visited? I've not. No. Should they have absolutely furnished me with the details of Ed Gamble. So we'll do a question and answer thing. Music, who do you want to play in the music? Ed's texting, so why don't we pick him? Yeah. Naughty. Let me just finish this According to famousbirthdays dot com Ed Gamble is a what Gemini It's not a quiz . Ed is going to answer the question Oh. you,'re post schooled. Okay, it's Ed Pli . Yes. Yes. It's now a quiz. Incorrect IC's. Well, no, it's comedian. Oh right. Ed Gamble . Next question . Ed Gamble Star sign is what ? Pisces . Ed? Pisces. Correct. Most popular Pisces according to famousbirthdays dot com Most popular Pisces. Drew Barrymore. No Bieber . Bieber . Einstein was twenty sixth . What number most popular Pisces is Ed Gamble ? Play your name if you want to answer it. Oh, Ed, Ed? twenty five thousand three hundred . No, it doesn't say. Okay . Apparently you are the thirty fourth thousand three hundred and fifth most popular person in the world. What's going on? That's really good. The thirty ninth most popular Pisces comedian. Oh , other python comedians are Trevor Noah, McIntyre, Bill Bailey, Ashling B. How popular an Ed are you? How popular an Ed are you? Gildred, I want to hear from you here. You want to give us a number? Yeah. Nine and a top million. No, not you. All the questions about are a gamble. No , bear in mind he's the thirty four thousand th most popular person, the most popular person in the world. So how popular ed is he? What popular edit? Where's the music? What popular edit or. Top five hundred . Yes he is top five hundred, but how top five hundred? two hundred and fifty one. More top five hundred one hundred and twenty. More top five hundred, fifty. More top five hundred thirty. More top five hundred . More top five hundred. No, ten. nineteen. What? You were the nineteenth most popular Ed in the world, according to famous number one thirty ninth comedian. Number one is Ed Sheeran. Number one is people like me, not necessarily my contradict. Yeah. Edge at number one, Milliband is number eleven, Ed Balls at fifty two. Oh no, twelve. Ed Petrie at seventeen . Oh . Okay, more Ed Gamble facts. Ed Gam alsob appleersared on TV in programs such as Tasburst . Not given. Only one program they named. Not the week. Nope . Ed, you can steal it. Live of the Apollo. Now, Russell Howard's good news? Before fame, he started his career performing comedy with whom ? Loads of people. But with whom according to birthdays dot com. Famous birthday. The Horn section? No. I Boldsworth. The Durham Review. Oh yeah.. Trivia And this is Mad. What is the trivia that they've got about you? Oh , I'm type one diabetic. No, he's also been a regular performer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Crazy trivia. Family life . Family life . Eight words about your family life. This is quite in depth. You know where we go, Ed ? Ed Gamble is third in the line for the throne. No, it's he grew up in England with his family . It's a good website and true. And finally, Ed Gamble is associated with whom ? One person. One person James Acres. No . I like someone. Fred Gamble . No, it's Alan Davis. He's associated with Alan Davis, is also a British comedian. I've met him four times . The last time I saw him was at a birthday party Stop . What an amazing website an inflatable surfboard thing and he pushed me onto it when he arrived at the party . Oh , what they didn't have was a section for most famous diabetics which you thought might be the trivia. Where do you think you'd be on that list? But they don't have that . If there was a list of top ten diabetic celebs, where do you think you'd be? On the top ten list? Where do you think on the list? I don't think I'd be on the top ten list. Well, you wouldn't 'cause there is that. There is yet a case Gary Mabbot isn't on there either. Mabbot's normally high. Number one, Larry King, number two, Halley Berry. Number three . Larry King. Larry King. He's type two in he surely. Number three, Randy Jackson, number four is Gamble. Yeah. Oh, not bad. Not really, Tom Hanks . Type two. Dick Clark was number ten. He died. Type two . But he died. Shouldn't be in the list? Shouldn't be in the list anymore then? So what is diabetes? What is diabetes? This is good for the podcast . It's good for Alex to find it. What is diabetes? Well, I'm in type one. Diabetes is a disease that occurs when your blood glucose, also called blood sugar is too high. Blood glucose is your main source of energy and come from the food you eat. Insulin, a hormone made by the pancreas helps glucose from food gets your cells to be used for energy. Thank you . Mark, you're into this sort of aren't you? Diabetes. I would love it. Food food. Food s, yeah. 'Cause you're doing a diet at the moment, aren't you? I am doing vegan. He's doing vegan. Are you a vegan? No, I was for nine months. I'm gonna do it for one month. V anuary. Do you think and then you stop doing it? Yep. Do you know what V anuary is? How you spelling it? Yeah V A G A N U A LY E A Ganuary The Ganuary and it's difficult to remember what you can and can't eat in the January? Yes, I've written a song about it to remind myself okay at first I wasn't sure if I could be that pure , especially not for thirty days . But I found some good advice to keep my me altimes extra nice and I think you'll find it really does appear. It doesn't appear. It doesn't Vale, Vale, Vale for every male . Vail, Vale, veil for every male My guide really doesn't feel veil, veil, veil for every meal . Vail sausages for breakfast . Veil mints for my tea. My body is bursting with bit ter be scratching swar snapping . Feel nuggets are free . Feel replaced the pastor in my midstron Veil, veil, veil for every male Vail, veil, veil for every male Male Times I approach my lectures veil veil for every male . Veil veil veil for every male Yes Thirty one days in January . I know it in Rhyme . Well, there we go. I thought that was Unta dirchnit technique that's German for below average . Alright then now I like you Ed, and I know where you live. You like heavy metal music? Yes. Why's that then? Oh, it's lovely. Great tunes, great riffs, great lyr ics, makes me feel nice. You like the clothes? Yeah, some of them. You sometimes go to heavy metal gigs by yourself, Ed? I do. In foreign countries? Yes. Do you ever get there and think, what am I doing? Every time I go to a gig by myself in the first five minutes, why aren't you husky? It's because of the subject . Yeah, I was just thinking you said heavy metal, so my voice has gone heavy metal. I interrupted Karen. Every time you go to every time I go to a gig by myself, I spend a lot of time the thinking why it might hurt and I always leave early 'cause no one's there to watch me and check that I stay for the whole thing. True. True . You ever did it when you've gone abroad to see it? Yeah, what's the best band names you've listened to? The best band names I've listened to.. Cool Infant annihilator great. Have you ever been brilliant? Have you ever heard Ainal Blast? I don't know if I have heard Ainal Blast actually. I've heard there's another one that I was going to say that you probably won't allow on the podcast. Well, Ainal Vomit, the broken penis orchestra. These are all genuine bands . Evil Edna's horror toilet. Yeah. Matthewie Portman shaved head. Yeah. Penis fly trap. Penis fly trap. Yeah, that's actually a regular band we bring up on my radio show . Is it? I listen to that. Yeah . This pissing razors, Scrotum Grinder and the Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza. Yes, they're a grindcore band. What's Grindcore? It's sort of it's more from hardcore punk really. It's sort of very fast blast beats and sort of shouted vocals. Think Napalm Death? And then and then that's grindcore. Okay . Do you want to make some grindcore now? Sure. Okay. So I found a little poem that we could turn into a grind course on . Okay, we're going to be performing Bobby Shafto has gone to Sea from eighteen oh five Morby Charter has come to sea so Robuncles at his me al come back and marry me from the Morbid Charlotte Road. Moris have to fire! Oh yeah, my crane Microwind Corps . Wow. I can't believe how good a grind coil I am We should release that. Yes, never pick it up again . Okay, Ed Campbell , what are you up to this year then? Should we get this out of the way? Yeah, okay. What's the thing you're up to this year? Not much, really. So I'm going on a European tour in March. Oh, that sounds good. England? No. France, Sweden? I'm doing one in Sweden., Great great can we get all countries? Yeah. Sweden. Yeah, one of the three in Norway, really good understanding of English. Yes, Scandinavian areas. Well, so Sweden, three in Norway . Two in Germany . None in Germany. One in Brussels? No. Amsterdam is one in Amsterdam . One in Italy? No, Antwerp. That's Belgium. Yeah, not Italy. Athen. The polished diamond is an Army, Athena Brilliant. Yeah . Athens. Why are you doing this? Why can't we do this? Is this work ? What happens? When we come and support you, you can if you want in the audience. Bye to bring your stuff . Spine? Oh yes, we're still guessing yes, Spain. Spain , Spain . If we're Spain May that sounds nice. What mobile phone have you got? Ireland? Sorry, what mobile phone have you got? iPhone? iPhone? Yeah. Does it ring if someone calls you? Yes. Can you demonstrate the ring can I call you now? Oh, do you mean does it ring out loud? Yes. No. What if we made you a ring tone? Would you then use that? Yes. Okay , we're going to record a ring tone for you now . G amble Gamble I've been on Mothe Week and Fubar Radio and I've been on Almost Royal Afo Reality Show and I host a weekend show on the X radio and I was on Castmaster six months ago . I was educated at the King's College School. It's in Wimbledon where all the womb guys rule. Can you guess what is my middle name? Can you guess what is my middle name? My middle name's not John Tim Jones or Jack, or Steven, Sam, Simon Stewart, or Carroll, Linflack, or things like Paul or Pete or Tom or Rick or Stan or things like Ruth or Kim or Mel or Luke or Anne, or things like Bear or Moon or Ruth or Malfunction No, my middle names wait for it, Stevenson. Here we go. I really like that . What was good about that as well is because I was playing out on the laptop. I could see how long there was to go . It ended quite suddenly. Yeah, very suddenly, and then there was silence at the end of the track. I think it'd be good if that was your ring tone? Just do you think the ring tone should tell people about yourself ? Tell you all your details when it rings . Does it? Yes. Hey, I mentioned Motheweak in that song. You've been on Motheweak Loads. What's that then? It's fun. Cool. Well, look guys, we all know the main reason why we invited Ed Gamble to be our special guest one person audience today is because he's a super sleuth who can solve mysteries and sniff out wrongdoers like no one else, not even Morse or Puero or Magnum PI or Sherlock, or Inspector George Gentley, or Frank Burnside from the Bill, or Albert Campion from Campion, with a bloke from all Greek as Great and Small or Taggart or Wallander, or Scott or Bailey, or Jessica Fletcher, or Brother Cadfile or Either Burgerac or Tom Barnaby. So would you mind seeing if you can solve three musical murders now. Yes, great . So the first of the mysterious death songs goes like this I just died in your homes tonight . It must have been something you said There we go. So the question is, Inspector Ed, what do you think was said to the singer of the cutting crew that killed him? It must have been something, they said. So were there any other clues there, apart from? No As a diabetic? there Are any words that can kill you ? No, it's not words normally . It's too much sugar or too much. I can tell you I die I've got the definition . That definition wasn't iron out a few problems with that definition, but Google . What do you think they said to him? Must have been something they said. So and then he died. What words could kill you? Oh take this, take this poison, poisoned. Take this pill. Take this pill. Take this pill. Take this pill, it's poisoned . Okay, murder solved. Okay. Oh, sorry, take this pill, it's not poisoned, not poisoned. Ah yeah . I'll take that pill. Yeah. Because they've already said it's not poisoned. It's not poisoned. Were they winking when they said not? No, they were crossing their fingers behind their backs. So they're not going to get in trouble for murder. No, because they were crossing their fingers. Behind their backs. It's not poisoned. Okay, here's the next mysterious death song. Please solve this one doesn't really work. Please solve this one . When you were young and your heart was an open book . You used to say live and let live . But if this ever chang ing world in which we're living makes you give in a cry say live and let die. Stop. So there is the evidence. The guy used to be younger and then when he was his heart was an open book. Didn't say which book, a novel or the Bible, something like that. Open, it's the key . And back then he didn't want to kill people, but now the person might might, he say live and let die if this ever changing world in which we're living makes you give in and cry. Has that ever happened to you? Has the world ever made me? The ever changing world? Made you give in and cry? No because it's ever changing, so you know, in a bit it'll be different. It's never made you give in and cry No , no murder solved . What happened there What happened there? What was the murder? Future murder, that one He wasn't murdered. He died. He died of natural causes because his heart was a book. Okay, and it's on to come up with the concept of the musical murder thing and then make it work for the first time. I'd only find two that works Why didn't you end on the one that didn't work? When did we want to end on the bad one? It's a sandwich straight after it's not giving me it's not giving me a lot of hope with the last one's a genuine one. This is good you might last In a cabin, in a canyon thanks good for hey eighty four a minute twelve miner forty nine andt at it' least all cle the ventine Oh my darling go my darling darling cleventine. You were lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Cleventine Scott. Sorry about the first spin? I found it, and I think yet. So in this one there's a miner, forty nine year old miner. This is the true words to this song. He's singing about his daughter Clementine who was lost and gone forever. Dreadful sorry Clementine. What do you think happened to Clementine? She followed him down the mine. No . Wack ? Quack . Whack, whack, quack, quack, quack. You follow some dogs? No. Smaller, smaller, smaller, smaller smaller than that . Same noise but smaller bigger. Same noise but smaller. Oh, same noise. Same noises same noise as the duck, but smaller than the duck . Drove she ducklings to the water duckling. Oh ducklings to the water. Every morning just, at nine hit, her foot against a splinter, fell into the foaming brine. Oh, that's what happened. Where were the ducklings go? I don't know it's ruby lips above the water, blowing bubbles soft and fine, but alas I was no swimmer so I lost my clementine. But that must have been the sea then if it was foaming brine. Yeah. What ducklings going in the sea Quick didn't say does not sad? Sad, though . Sea ducks. Sad story. Yeah, sea ducks. Very sad story. It sad in my dreams, she still doth haunt me, robed in gormsant. Gormants do you pronounce it gorgements or garments? Garments personally. In gorms, soap and brine. Though in life I used to hug her and now she's dead, I'll draw the line. No, no more hug. No hug, no more. So is that straightaway? Well, she's not hugging Gorman's hoax and brian, so she's not how I missed, how I missed, how I missed my clementine. So I kissed her little sister and I forgot my clementine. Oh, what's it? Her little house little sister. So he's got another daughter, so it's not too bad . Hey, let's do another heavyy metal nurser rhyme. Can we do a different style? Can we do a slow metallica style one please? Yes. Okay, this one is from seventeen eighty four. There was a lady all skin and bone . Sure such a lady never known . It happened on a certain day this lady went to church to pr ay . When she came to the church style , there she did rest a little while . When she came to the churchyard , there the bell so loud she heard how you quick enough to get through it When she came to the church door she started to rest a little more when she came to church with him Come Basin Bray gets prayed on While looking up, holding down, she saw a dead man on the ground and from his bows on to his chin, the worms crawled out, the worms called in. Then she uno the bus and said, Should I be when I am dead? Oh yes. Oh yes, the parson said you will be so when you are dead and you're dead Wasn't as good as the other one. Why got faster though I was actually completely on theme for that one. I did the right voice and everything. Lovely. You're excellent Ed. Right, thanks, Ed. We're finished . But we do just have time for a new feature called the Agony Banjo player. This is where listeners have been writing to the banjo player with various worries and he will now answer those worries whilst playing some very fast banjo music. The banjo player is called Banjo V Banjovi. Banjovi. Jovi Today there's just one letter so we can see if this feature is worth doing again. Okay , here we go . Dear Banchovy. Last night I was eating dins with Gloria when we both heard a noise in a distant field. The French windows were open and we both just got up, shoved our food off the table and sprinted out to investigate. I got there first because I have longer legs and not asthma and do you know what it was making the noise what we heard in a distant field? It was a little green frog. I picked it up, popped it in a bucket and brought it home. That was in nineteen ninety four. We still have a little green frog in the bucket, and it's fing noisy. Is this normal or should we be feeding it? And how should I treat glorious asthma? Yours, the Kelvin the Kevin Kill ban? Now your answer please with fast banjohn Dig a pond . Dig a pond . Dig a pond, dig a pond . Dig a pond. Yeah, the question is what is this normal? What should we what should we be feeding? How should I treat glory aspira? Does that cover? Yeah, it covers all of that I think because aspira, if you've got water nearby, it really helps with asthma. A nearby? Water? What hond? Yes. Water in a pond . And the frog will eat the water with all the water stuff in the frog will eat the water. The frog will eat the, you know, algae in that. Yeah. And is it normal to have a frog in a bucket since nineteen ninety four and it's still fing noisy. Well no put it in a pond . But is it normal? Of course it's not normal. I mean presumably they wouldn't have wrote in if they'd Kevin Kilman . The Kevin Kilp. He's bonkers, isn't he? Good patell's well done . Well, that's all anyone could possibly want to hear from us in one go so we're going to stop now. Ed Gamble, do you have anything you want to say that you haven't said yet? No, I think I've covered everything. I like you professionally and personally . Thank you. Right . So thank you listening . Thanks for making this happen, Joe Walker . And Joel Porter , editor. Thanks to the band Ben Mark, go, Mr. Cool, and will . But mainly thanks to the best guest we've ever had by Miles Ed Gabbles Goodbye , goodbye saying, goodbye goodbye , good bye saying goodbye . Goodbye , goodbye saying bye Goodbye . Ladies and gentlemen , it's that time . It's Dingle Time . Tingle dime. Yes. Thingle time . Tingle dime . Tinkle time . Tinkle time Tingle time Everyone calls him a trendy guy . That's what play er means . Everyone calls him a trendy guy and he loves comedy . Overall , he's a pretty cool guy . That's one lady only . He's a wine leverage teacher who plays act ive if you're looking for an under stood . So who 's a trendy guy about who Lailor i? He's Australian . He's Travis B and he likes his milk thickening cream try vous , try this , try vous , try this to Now let's have some quiet . Let's all just settle down . I think the banner man who shop is the plan et town . Yes, Stewart Hall is town and Blana turned thirty just last year . He watches your vision and he's been to Lincoln . We saw you in Cortham with Jennifer at your side until we see you all together you want to be satisfied Struz Juice Juice Juice stews juice juice juice stew with how Still Jews Nobody understands how electricity works . Nobody ever knows how to change a tire Cooking eggs is virtually impossible . There isn't a single person who can start a fire . No way . But there is one guy who can actually install a printer . There's just one guy who understands stocks and sh ares one man . This guy alone can restring the beads on a bloody broken blind . Who is this guy? This guy ? He's cool . Scott Scotch eggs, Scotch eggs . Oh when you talk about English breakfast, English breakfast we don't say Eng break When you talk about a Yorkshire pudding you don't call it a York pudd ing Chicken Tickamasala is never called a chick tick mask Hawaiian pizza ain't called horpes , but it should . It's just spaghetti bowling that is shortened to spag bowl. You know, use shepherdcock for shepherds or cottage pie . There's just one exception to go around spaghetti orgnese and that's Maggie Bias who will always from now on be called Magby . Lee Woolner's wife ain't afraid of the dog . She don't mind you going to the park She isn't against drinking cups of tea and she won't mind if you do a wild weed . She don't panic if there's a really loud noise. She's not scared of thirteen year old boys. She ain't bad, she ain't good. She's the best in the north, the south, east, all the west . Not met anyone like her in my life so thanked for being Lee Walmer's wife When one person has another , it makes me quite emotional, I'm glad some guys are so nice and kind so approachable. So thank you Cameronarr His for my stable fully roll and Mackenzie Harris I got this to say to you Hello Run your hand through your hair and think of Adrian Dead Adrian . I can picture him as well that's Adrian Dead He sort of looks like a bear. Oh yeah, Adrian Bear Adrian . Oh and he's dressed up like a bear because he's Adrian Bear It's time for the New Year's honors where I thank those people who've donated five dollars . Captain will be Chris Wood , Chris Hotton David Deliver Maxwell Hire Resume . Richie Hot and Rock Lorenz Mina vi and D upert Patrick Sprag ue Gerard Whitehead David Powell Conatali . Greg Davis and Grant Smith . Luke Bought Trill, Olivia Grundy , Mr Dian el Host Lorele Boom Margaret Cross Essen reads to read Daniel Benjamin Carter key and Hazen that is all the people I've got round to login at the state where if you've also donated five dollars I will get round to you very soon Thanks all it's still the best piece of music ever written , and it was written by the man who plays the piano who could be called D Patrick Gerard, David Corner, Greg or Bru,nt Lleuke, Olivia, or Daniel Robb, Margaret Bethenor, Teboy, Matt and Area . There's no way it's running out. Goodbye. Oh, you're still there, listener. Well, that's great because we've got some wicked bonus material today. And because they prove so popular in the episode, Ed Gamble said he wanted to sing another heavy metal nursery rhyme. I did say that. So this is the final heavy metal nursery rhyme. married a wife on Sund ay . She began to scold on a Monday where she was on Tuesday Millie was she on Wednesday where she was on Thursday Dish was she on Friday Glad was Saturday night to bear my wife on Sunday It's a lovely ending. It's a nice ending, isn't it? Neat music all the instruments drop out one by one.