Top Ten Bananas and Outro

Hello Hello Good evening and welcome Hello It's time for us to have a lamb dying which time the diamond to get to the venue, it took less time than we thought at it. I too ticket hour to He's a fellow. It only took one second because we're in more fellow It's a whole section punk up . It's a whole section punka. It's a whole section punka. It's a whole section Hi And thanks for tuning in to the Horn Section podcast. I hope you don't regret it. And on piano today, there he is. Please play something that makes all of us feel like we are fifteen again. Anything you want that reminds us of our youth. Stop and Mark stop and Mark Brown Sax please play something that makes us all feel like we are thirty again They're all good guys and Joe Walker on Trump, please play something that makes us all feel like we are Arnold Schwarzenegger Good. Yep, meanwhile, rhythm section Ben and Will, please play a really cool rhythm while complimenting each other. Get more and more over the top with a compliment so it ends up sounding like you're being sarcastic. Will first , compromise Nice hair go Thanks, mate. Your beard looks amazing. Did you trim it yourself? I like your jeans . It's got hotting up, please. Your elbows? Oh my god, they're incredible. I'd like to see you naked. See me? Your neck is just incredible. It's turning me off sweat . It makes you look much better . Last one then I love you. Okay, well that's all absolutely brilliant. So please welcome Emily D E Lee D . Hm Hello Emily. Oh , I'm so excited. That's the best intro I've ever had. I mean, that's well, I would say that's the most impressive response I've had having walked into a strange man's house. Well, it's Mark Brown's house. Sorry, Mark. All right, I'm not strange, really. I enjoyed saying Emily Dean. For me, Emily Dean is the most singable name out of any guest we've had so far. I was there. Emily Dean? Emily Lady? Emily Dean. Emily Dean? Emily Dean I'd like this to keep going, please. Emily leading Emily Dean Emily Ding, Emily Dean, Emily Dean . Emily leading . Emily Dean. Emily Dean Em ,ily Dean, Emily Dean NO Right. So DNO DNA. I should say please don't call me DNO because someone called me that once in the bedroom. There's no easy way of saying that. And I didn't like it. They called you Dino in the bit. A gentleman called me Dino. Not a gentleman. No, it was a big football or I didn't like it. Dino , there's a sort of encouragement. Yeah, what state? What was the I think he just we're going to stay on this for a bit. we'll keep this we'll keep this party but I think he just felt it would be affectionate and I would find it funny right I've been laughing at the musical compliment to this story . But for me , it just felt a bit crass and I don't want to fill out Alan Cheer when I'm in the bed. No, fair enough. It's my soda to have a surname. Oh yeah to have a surname that you can 'cause I think Horno works . Browno works. The rest of the band, not so much. I think Auckland O. Walko. Walks. Walks, soundman. Walko Shell Draco No anyway Do you know one syllable ? Well, footballers often shorten walker to walks. That's true. Yeah . For no reason . At school I was called horny by the teachers and I didn't know it was inappropri ate . Hey , if you like us , come on and see us . We're on tour . So if you're around in May, June and July come to Cambridge , Warwick, Boxton, Ipswich Salford , Crawley, York, London, Carter , Overston Hall , the Lancaster Grand , the Horn Section . That's how I like my tour . There are plenty more places and dates . So check the hornation dot com for details . Bump, bump, bump, bump. One, two, three, four stop , bump Stop. So Emily Dean, I'm going to introduce you to the listeners now properly and the band are gonna play music of your choice underneath. A genre ideally rather than a specific song. What sort of genre? What sort of type of music? What represents now? I'm going to give the band two choices because I'm fair like that . Think of it as a sort of, you know, Brexit will remain. Yeah, well there's five of them. We can have a majority vote. Okay . The people have spoken or will speak. So the music I like, I either like musicals. I'm a big fan of musical theatre or I like melancholic songs. Okay. So melancholic songs. Melancholic, please. Okay. So yeah. Okay. It's time to vote guys. So what is it the eyes and the nose? Okay, can we have all the melancholic fans please with all the eyes and then all the musical fans with a nose. No . Well, we'll do Oh, do you have to go with a majority? Not really. No. Your podcast? We'll go with the musical one, please. You're ready . So what I'm going to do, I'm going to go with your description from the Absolute Radio website. If you read that recently , I try to make it into a song so I've had to change the last line of each sentence to make it rhyme. So I'll give you can spot the words that aren't in your actual description. Okay, here we go. Are you singing this? I'm singing it yeah fantastic. Yeah . Oh, we're going on the nose . Are people are other people gonna join in with the music? Yeah . Okay, here we go. One, two, three when she's not hanging out with Frank and Alan on Absolute Radio Yo , Emma Leeza TV producer and journalist currently working in a bungalow. Let's change up. She's also written Father Sunday Times The Evening Standard and Glamour magazine and produced entertainment TV shows . Notably the big fat washing machine . Emily the chorus Emily have you seen Emily D emily Dee Emily Emily This isn't Emily's first foray interperform ing, she spent her early years as a child actress . True . She also regularly pops up as a fashion, style and entertainment pundit mattress . Emma Lee proudest career moment to date was when Pete's magazine erroneously suggested she was dating someone from Blue and referred to her as undigested Forrest Emily Dean Emily Dean Where have you seen Emily Dean? Last time Emily Dean Emily Dean Where we 're a bit high. That was somewhere between my ultimate fantasy and the worst nightmare I'd ever had. That's the show . Riddle is his name, Chris Riddle , Chris Riddle, and he's living his life to the max . His friends call Chris Chris Riddle, Chris Riddle. He transfers his money by bacACKS . BACKS is a direct payment system . It's down for bankers automated clearing services . But back to Chris Chris Riddle, Chris Riddle, Chris Riddle. He's great. He's gorgeous , he's gregarious. We're going to play a little game. The first game in the episode is called Listen to Me, I'm this person, the one with maximum talent, mate, okay? So we're going to find out who's the most talented of the group. So it's a simple game. Everyone's going to play their instruments and I'm going to read out some talents . You stop making your noise if you don't have the talent I've just said . So the last person playing an instrument will have the maximum talent mate, okay? Yep. So we can't play it again once it's established. If we don't have once you're out there, the talent that's it. Yeah . What was the name of the game again, Alex, please? Listen to me, I'm this person, the one with maximum talent mate . Oh yeah . Okay, good luck everyone . Let's find out who's got the maximum talent . Firm handshake Has anyone not got a firm handshake ? They're all still in Can Comfortably indicate when cycling? There's one arm out comfortably when cycling . Emily do out? I don't cycle. Ah, no. The guest has gone . The pianist is gone. Okay, can look good in a hat ? Emily is back in and I think it's your prerogative, as guests. You can come back in. Can look good in a hat ? My word . Well, you can't. Oh, you will it can't. It looks better than that. I know I was out Alex, but I just couldn't let that slide. I think for the sake of this, you need to be back in. So otherwise it's just will it a.. Okay So Emily, you keep going. Okay. Can you are you usually able to put the right bit of concentrate in when making your own squash? No, she's out again . I can carry on, but I mean, I'm just being honest , it's fine. I'm going to carry on. I'm gonna lie. Okay, can make some sort of party noise with their face? An unusual noise with your face Well, this has been the worst one . No one's got any talents . An unusual noise with your face? Yeah, Ben we have students. Give us an example . Well, more like , Oh, I could do a whistle. Yeah, man sort of that sort of thing. Well said, can handle a drill? Yeah. I was hoping for you here, Ben. Remember remembering stuff? Why don't you suit the hat? I thought you did suit a hat. Like you always have a woolly hat. I wear a beanie. Well, that's a hat. That's a hat. But I don't think they really suit it. You'd like to be filly. Oh, thanks for fantastic. What about Trillbe? You're in a pandemic you should be Trillby. Well, let's just see how far we get with that. We're a hammer now, confident when going in for a kiss on the cheek of the Christening or something ? Yeah, of course he is. Can I either juggle or do five kippi uplets sometimes? No, no way. Okay, the last ones were silent walking, putting the finishing touches on a car and wielding. Emily, how's it going so far? I feel really at home here. Yeah. Yeah. So I think I'd like to spend this is how I'd like to spend most of my leisure time. You wouldn't. I would. Would you? You've taken your shoes and socks off, the first person to do that? I always take my shoes and socks off. When on a trampoline. Do you do shoes and socks off in the house? I've got a lot of socks . Yeah . Men and socks is a bit of a funny one. As a film, it's been black, and it's black No, yeah, I'm shoes off in the house. Will it? She's off in the house? Yep. Yep. Anyway, anyone not shoes off in the house? Normally, she's off in the house. She's on in my house. She's on your house. Yeah, is that because of the so much ? No, there's just so much shit on the floor. You got' tove keep your shoes on that . Well, listen, Emily, and this music is appropriate as well as the stuff I sung about earlier, you've got your own podcast and you've written a book and both of them revolve around your dog, Raymond ? I know . Yes It's called, yes, I have written a book and it's got a sad title but a sort of happy. I like happy and sad. Well, how about you say the title halfway through the title? This music will become happ y. Okay , everybody died , so I got a dog Does that sum up the book? Is that? Yes. I wish that was my theme every time I came on. I love that. And you know what? That sums up my dog Raymond he's a shitu . But he's got he looks a bit like I always say he looks like a wookie had a one night stand with an E walk. Yes . That's the end. So he's got teddy bear features a penetrating gaze and shaggy hair. Yes, he has . We start to start a boy band called Penetrating Gaze That's good. Well, you know, Frank Skinner will be so jealous that he's not here. That is the most joke. Skinner joke? I thought I thought I was gonna call it hotmail. I thought that was your joke pen. Oh, well yeah, hot mail's pretty good. Your dog was a go but uncle broadband as well wasn't it? Oh was that last quite good? What was that? Oh that's good . Your book is currently number one in dog care in the Kindle. But that's all right. That's pretty good. Yeah, no, it's one of those weird things when you write a book like this because you think, Oh, I hope people are very insensitive. I hope people like it and they don't think it's sad. I haven't read it but I have listened to podcast. I'm going to do the podcast first and then the book Walking the Dog. You listen to me. I've listened to Walking the Dog with Emily Deane. Yes. You can't say Emily Dean like that now. How do you have to start with Emily Dean ? Emily Dean . Where have you seen Emily ? Right. It's time it's time for a song now. First song, Emily . Willip is going to sing it. Willip's going to sing it with Mark, Willip's written. Willip is an incredible musician, especially considering he's just a man. He's a mere mortal, by which I mean it's like a mere cat. He lives in the desert and he eats insects . Hey Mark, what do you think about all the stuff at the moment? At the end of the day, it is what it is . At the end of the day , what is what is what ? What is what is and when Come again You said it was what it was when a day ends the day, presumably ends about ten , but what day precisely will it be when the inanimate thing becomes what it is then ? So you want to know what date? Yep . Thursday What month? March and what date? First March ? Alright, Saint David's day in Wales . Yes. Okay , so it's ten PM on Today's Day in Wales. We're finally getting the juicy tails. It's bloody exciting. I'm boating my nails. I can't wait to hear the conclusion of your tail Shall I be clearer is that we want ? Let me explain what it is that I met at ten PM or ten David Day in Wales . I am going to kill you there we go. So what sort of thing what sort of song do you think that was Emily Quite a disturbing one. Yeah It was like a sort of a regional EM essentially . It was, yes, it was a bit of a regional. It was like if Eminem came from a sort of suburban part of London. Yeah, or where you're from? Where are you from William? Wilshire. Yeah. So a Wilshire EM. slightly Because it ended with that I'm going to kill you. I was quite open, which I liked. Well, can you tell us a bit more about it, please? Yeah, tell us about the process, Willip. Yeah, will tell us about the process . Yeah, well, tell us about the process, please. Hey, Willip. Tell us about the process. I can't remember actually. A long time ago. When did you remember? Okay , the fifties . Back to Alex in the studio. Yes. Whoops She once was a five dollar patron and we were all grateful . But Hannah Popchins has changed her mind and times her generous offer my five, which means we get to sing her name and Hannah Hutchins deserves her fame. Hannah Hutchins is oh so strong and Hannah Hutchins can do no wrong H annah Hutchins Well, I like songs with numbers in, Emily. That's my favourite sort of song because when you're in charge of a band like I am, I have to count in the song and when you count in songs that they're now counting in, it's a lot of fun. And also in comedy, when as a comedian, you don't often count in jokes, you don't go one, two, three, four, why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse. That's my kid's favourite joke at the moment. Thank you. Okay, so we're going to do some counting in songs that also have counting in. Here we go. A one, two, a one, two, three, four . Okay I'd love it if you had to see someone in concert it's starting . Okay, the big song everyone, the big one we're famous for . Okay, here we go. A one, two, a one, two, three, four five four three two one two three four five four three two one two three four five six seven eight five, four, three, two one. I got it all right, and you got it all right. We all got it all right, right? It's time. That felt like you know when you get those Christmas crackers, bear with me, it's not an insulting comparison. Thank you. With the little flutes in it that you have to the little whistles in it. They're not . Our crackers have flutes because no, but the little whistles in it and you get the number. I get stressed because of the maths. We should get some of them on this. Well, I've got some upstairs because that's what we have for Christmas crackers this year. Well next time Bring 'em down. Something to look forward to listeners. But now it's your chance to win a car, Emily. And when I say a car, I mean a SAB car and this is actually the final edition of SAB . So if you win this you will get the car . It's a Silver Sab Sports sedan sixty two with alloy . All you've got to do is sing the word SAB for longer than any of our other guests. Okay. And then the car will be yours to either keep or visit or just look at. So do you need to warm up? I'm very excited about this. This is not my mother because she was an actress and she'd go, Oh , you'd hear that from the bathroom? Lovely. She never sung in anything there. Okay. I'm getting excited. So out of production now, isn't it? So I know. Okay. Yeah, it's not a new one . So it's thirty seven seconds to beat and then you're joking. Rob Deering. Rob Deer withing his pedals. We've heard that Lizzie Arnold also won one because she meant the rule. Hers has arrived. Lovely Paris. Okay. So good luck. Are you doing any particular note? Do you want to choose a note that we'll play along to help you? dear Beautiful day and a beautiful either . Good luck. Okay, thank you. I'll indicate when you're on thirty six seconds so you know you there. I feel stiff with stress. I think I don't feel that posture. Mark's phone's going to wear fansering . I'm gonna try breathe for my diaphragm. Oh let's get it. Save by the bell. Hello Hi Brownlee. Yeah it's me. Brown Oak. Hi . My name is Hannah. I'm calling from the Alliance Advisory. Wicked You're like, sent out in the garden to a refund from a credit agreement with the garden to that and Crouch Hill. Okay, I haven't lived there for well over fifteen years . Actually there before twenty twelve, is that right? Yeah , yeah. So it's because the bank got so caught again Thank you a bit of fun for the corner there. Can you come around to my house and just permanently be employed to do that every time I get a phone call like that . Well, that's brief hit us before the Sab attempts . Back to the serious life now. Good luck. The time will start when the SAB starts in your own time nearly there. Nearly there I'm competent, I'm confident . We're hoped Whoa What was I on? It was the most exotic What? What is our by the nine seconds, twenty minutes. Very well. Respectable. Yeah, you can take a very big breath. And you dance throughout as well. Lovely stuff. I would have to belly dance but I didn't. You can belly dance if you 'd Because of the chocolate belly ducks , I have shame myself. You have not. I thought you're top five, is that top three? Yeah, seven Oh yeah, we do keep track. Musical comedy guide combless you musical comedy guide. Musical guide. com This is a jingle for Dave Mattress featuring a genuine sneeze . He does the musicalcomedy guide dot com and the musical comedy awards. Dave Natriss, thank you for your donation . At two Hey Emily. I'd like you to listen to another song now and after this song I'd like you to tell me exactly what you think about it. Is that okay? Yeah . It involves the banjo and the voice, both of which operated by the little bellied dancer. And this is some advice for people who live in just half a house . Do you live in half a house or a whole house or a flat image? I live in a lot, I prefer duplex. A duplex, okay. Okay is, this sort of relev ant to you . Afterwards, I do want you to tell me exactly what you thought of the song. I will living in half a house . If you live living in half a house there's probably some people living in the house . So staying in your house If you live in part of a house , if you live in part of a house There's probably people living in so stay Emily what exactly did you think about that ? Well, I liked it but no, I did. It felt more about than a because I tell you, I related to it because I felt it was about neighbors . It's about living in a maesonet, perhaps. Well, that's it. We can talk to the author in a minute, after Okay. Oh, do you think do you think we'd be allowed? That would be amazing. We can approach him . I enjoyed that because it had a slightly again, there was a bit of melancholy. There was a bit of country melancholy in there, which I really like. It's quite old fashioned . Yes. But I have I sympathize as well because I have the people next door to me . They like a live band sometimes. So in their house? Yeah, so my once tweeted about it and someone replied and said I was the guitarist in that band You got to be so careful on the socials. Yeah. Well, so tell me about the song, please. Yes, Joe. Please tell me about the song. Well I wrote it yesterday because I was worried that we perhaps didn't have quite enough material for today's podcast recording. How dare you? No sort of no reflection on you at all , you know, just our inadequacy . I sort of had it roughly in my head when I woke up and I thought I might as well do it because it's there and I emailed it to her and no one replied except Alex he said I quite like listening to it Yeah I did I quite like it so I was quite surprised it turned up to date it was on the list of things to do . That's the process. Okay, I'm now going to count you into another song. Good luck everyone. One, three, five, seven, two, four, six, eight , never too late Me and Mar I ready I'll fucking on through the night? one, two, three, five, seven and a double one line . There's the way sun coming up with the morning light At this point, I think it'll be nice to hear a musician interviewing our guest. This is a new feature called Musicians Curious and Ed, could you play the jingle for Musicians Acurious please? Musicians are curious. Lovely, Joe, you can go first. Pick up your instrument, please. The way it works, you have to play a couple of notes on your instrument, then ask a question starting with I was wondering and then keep playing your instrument under the answer . Okay so you play a couple of notes, you ask the question and then Emily will answer and you keep playing the instrument burbling away and we'll go around like this I'd like you to ask it's just you today, actually, Joe. Three questions, please. Three questions. Yes, please. My own . Yes, but no pauses from either of you, please, Emily and the trumpeter just okay. Nice and snappy. Here on a tight shoot. Yes, please. D.emand Each of them is eye was wondering. That's what we said was wondering. I was wondering. Yeah. And I just answer do I? You just straight back from you please, Emily. Sure I was wondering, where did you grow up ? I grew up all over the world, Australia, New Zealand , Surrey, and Highgate in a Gothic folly. I was wondering which of those places was your favourite ? Definitely the gothic folly it was called Holly Village and it was built by a baroness for her servants . I was wondering did you become a golf when you lived there? No, I resisted becoming a golf. I love golfs though. I think they're very kind people, but the look doesn't suit me. There we go. Musicians are kids. Goths as well. Goths are really nice . They're nice people, they're kind. When she is by the seaside, Joe Ashworth always says I love it by the seaside. I think I'll buy a f erz e. Well, Emily, I want you to be impressed by the band . I really am. Three of them are going to do solos for you now. Also Erica and I have a handicap throughout their solo. Okay, the solo's gonna last thirty seconds. For musician number one, that's Mark. Would you like a strip, rub or lick? Sorry, do I have to ask this? Yeah, he's going to have a hand. I'm not doing any of them. No, I will be doing the musician will be doing the handicap. Okay. Strip rub, or lick for rub. Number one, rub for Mark for Ben. Lick. Okay, so it's going to be you stripping. Why am I lick? I knew it Who was lick you were licked with Mark? No, I'm late you're lick what do I have to lick? So just to explain Rob, that's you. Mark, Joe will be massaging you and you're going to really like it and have to reflect that with the music. Lick, that's you, then you have to lick your lips for the first ten seconds, a finger for the second ten seconds and then your instrum ents for the last ten seconds and then you could take off at least three different items of clothing while playing. Okay . Oh no. Yes, yes, and you're going to judge who's best. I'm really sorry, is really nice man. all the time. These are during your solos, yeah, you're playing just a bit of music. I don't know. Yeah. Good luck everyone. So we're starting with the rubbing and then licking and then stripping. Okay, hey, welcome to the porn section show. Not yet, Joe, not yet . Okay, I want to hear a solo and the solo now by Mr Mark Brown rub a bit order . So then really enjoy yourself Mark just refresh Okay, go . Alright, let's move on to one drum today . Mr Van Radd y list loud at least Ty and now lick your finger link your instruments Whooscomfymbol . Yeah , play Woody lickets, play buddy lickets . And finally , on keys tonight , it's Mr. Piano himself Pian a and he's starting with the gile is coming off . He's struggling with the left arm. He's using his teeth . That other sleeve has got to come off somehow. My shoes off, my shoe's off . We need to top half to come completely off. One shoe, one sock is just getting this last bit of the top . It's a long slug Okay, I'm going to clap that again. And the Broadway's Medal Emily goes to Oh, I don't I feel bad. I don't feel bad. I do. No, I'm sorry. Everyone gets the gold. I'm sorry. Wow. It was too good. And the sax was extraordinary. Thank you. Didn't sound like music, did it? It sounded like a bit that's your point . Also, the massaging didn't hinder me at all . Drums, anything , most encouraging. Okay . So everyone gets gold there. Three go ld drums taste awful . Well, Ben, while you're there, a quick check in. Fatherhood, how's it going? Yeah, it's fine, thanks. Yeah, loving it. Any words of wisdom you can give to other fathers? Well I've actually written a little song, a sort of help song. Oh, I love a help song. Yeah, to educate their little ones. Well, let's get help. A little one. So I wrote this the other day. It's sort of based on a child's nursery rhyme . So what's it ? I'd like to hear Yeah, I'd like thanks Emily. Okay Red and yellow and green and brown , black and gray and blue I can sing a mane's plug sing a mane's plug Don't forget the few listen with your eyes . Listen with your eyes and sing while sing . Don't forget the earth while you'll have a big fire Don't you ignore red and yellow and green and red , black and grey and blue . You can sing a main s plug sing a man's plug sing man's plug to Tender tender are sucking . Yeah . Hey, Emily, what do you think? I love that. Thank you Emily. Yeah, but Alex, you know the thing, is they don't know about plugs this gen, do they? And that's why I like they will now. Bring them up to date. They barely know about Facebook these days, do they, the kids ? And they don't even know about MySpace, which is my favorite . Yeah , my space . Yeah , yeah . No is for no. I won't do what you say. A is for always a cool thing to say. T is for taking his dog to the park H is for hoping his dog will not bark. A it for's afterwards having a rest. N it's for Nathan and Nathan's the best. Nathan . Nathan . Nathan . Nathan . Nathan , it's time for a game of Winston Churchill. So this is a game between it's me versus you, Emily. Excellent. And it's a game celebrating people who have two first names. Okay , it works like this. I'm going to say a name like Rod, okay. And then you'd have to say someone who has two first names. The first of which is Rod. So you'd say Rod Stewart and then I'd say someone with two first names Stuart. So I'd say Stuart Pierce, then you'd say someone like Pierce Morgan. And I'd say Morgan Stanley, you'd say Stanley and so on. Okay, so it's oh whoever gets to Winston Churchill first wins. Go for it. I want Okay today playing Winston Churchill it's Alex Horn versus Emily Ding and the name we're going to kick things off with is Nigel. Off we go . Nigel Ben. Good . Ben Elton . Elton John. John Major . Major Tom . Tom Lee Lee . Lee Evans. Evan Dando . Dano Lewis. Oh like Daniel Day Lewis? Yeah, Lewis, Carol . Carol Smileileyy. Sm Mac . Oh good luck . MacA L Douglas Mackey Louglas. We'll give you that. Douglas Adams Adam Lalana. Lalana Del Ray Ray Charles. Charles Dickens . Dickens Dom. Clever Tom, Jolly. Jolly Roger. Roger Taylor. Taylor May. Made Marianne. Marian Keys Keys. Richard? Keith Richard . Richard's Curtis. Curtis Stigers Stigers Woods Woods he Allen? Alanie Henry . Henry Paul. Tasteless? Yes . Paul Daniels. Daniel Craig . Quay, David. David James . James Cliff. Cliff Richard . Richard Little John Jonathan Ross . Ross Kemp. Kemp. Bruce. Ken Bruce. Bruce Willis. Willis Nelson Willie Nelson . Nelson Mandella. Mandell a soul. Dela soul . Sol Campbell. Campbell soup . Soup Barker. Soup Barker, that's n theice. Barker , Kurt Russell . Russell Howard. Howard Kendall. Kendall Jenner. Jennifer Lawrence . Lawrence Delio. Delio DiCaprio. Caprio Ferdinand. Ferdinand Magellan Magellan DeGeneres. Yes, degenerate degenerous gene Kelly . Kelly Clarkson. Clot Sunny and Cher . Sheree Blair. Blair, witch . Witch, Hunter. Hunter S. Thompson. Docs and twin. Twin owner rider Rider Benedict. Benedict Allen. Allendale. Bill Winter. Winston, John Winston John. very well played. Very well played. Thank you . Wow. I did brilliant natural. Do another round? No, thank you. Four , three , two , one , two , three times lady Emily apart from the book and the podcast and the radio show, what are you up to? I am doing a show called Comedians watching Football with Friends. Yes , which is really good fun because you just sit on the sofa and watch the match basically. So I've done one already. I did Lee McNean Locke. We watched the England game and Sean Locke was he was basically like our old dad sitting or so for being grumpy. And then I'm recording on this weekend which I'm doing with Ian Sterling and Josh Whittaker. Freaked. Which is great. They may all have been out by the time this comes out of people but it's out there . So I'm doing that and I'm yeah, after writing my book it's funny 'cause you feel that's like pressure you've got to write the next one. But I don't know if I would what would I call it? I mean, I've called it. Everybody died so I got a dog. It feels like the dog's dying. No, don't say that I just think there's a follow up there. Don't say that. I shouldn't have said it. I briefly thought I shouldn't say that but then I said it. I know, but it's too late to out now . But it'll be fine because you know, I'm not that suggesting I would do this, but Barbara Streisand cloned her dogs, didn't she? Did she? Yes, did she know that? No, I didn't know that. Yes, she did. Did you know that? The more I hear about Streisand, the more I like it . So yes, so football show and radio show as well with Frank. And follow up book potentially. Well, yeah, what shall I call it? Maybe you could think of something fun and so it's called Oh it could ask you a question. Yes. If everybody died so I got a dog, how would you do that musically, please? Just those words. Everybody died so I got a dog? Yeah . Everybody died so I got a dog . Everybody dies dog . Everybody dies a good dog . Everybody dies so a good once by Emily Deani Wait, shut up . Please listen to me. There's a guy. I want you all to meet . He's got muscles and manners and a major league smile . He ain't got problem feet . Yeah , Tom Bell is an A one classic guy , he rides around in his Honda . He be qs in the winter time . He'd make a great James Bond . Well, the good thing is we've got time for a brief top ten and then we'll say goodbye to each other. Oh no, I like I want to move in here. It's like being in the muppets. I'm being the only human. You know when the human guest would come on that's what I feel. The human guest. Yeah, that is a very good analogy. This week, you'll be pleased to hear it's the top ten bananas At number ten it's a banana that isn't right yet if you have to eat it because you've told your children they're fine and he wants them to respect you. At number nine it's a banana that's too big and looks silly. At number eight, it's a standard banana for ks. And number seven, it's the banana Eric ate at twenty nine Accia Avenue's number town that turned him into a fully grown man. And at number six it's the Andy Wall Banana from the over ground album because that makes her sound cool . At number five, it's a big inflatable banana. Brilliant. At number four, it's an entirely straight banana that is also green and is actually a cucumber. And number three, it's the banana boat things that you sit on the pulley along and it should be fun but it's terrifying. At number two, Nicolas Apolkski, the voice of banana number two originally from Banana's pajamas who went on to appear in neighbors who doesn't seem to have done any acting work since two thousand seven and the one It's The Banana of the Future which is a circle like a doughnut and no one knows how to open it Banana that was well performed . Favourite banana favorite. I enjoyed that. Have you got a does that sound like Nigel Farage? 'Cause he shouts about bananas a lot. You should send that to him. Bananas. Yeah, they don't like bananas. My favourite bananas which is definitely a new feature. Okay like , you know , I like I like my banana mashed. With a bit of milk and brown sugar? Yeah. And ideally the sticker's still on the skin. Fifts. Okay. Yeah. Is it Fifes? It can be. Okay. I love the taste of fifs. There are other bananas available, but none of them are as good as fifth . Yeah , yeah. She likes cats and physics . She don't like wasps . Molly Peak likes eating Chinese . He gets annoyed by fizzy drinks. She's coming round to jazz and her dad said don't mention her GCSEs Whoops . So Molly Peak, Molly Peak, Molly Peak, Molly Peak, Molly Peak, one of the great names . Molly Peak, Molly Peak, Molly Peak, Molly Pick, your father is Cool James Molly Peak Do you know what? I love this so much. I really don't want to leave. I don't mean to sound weird, but I just feel this is such a nice atmosphere in here. And what I'd like you to do , I'd like to hire you if I say a word and you just play music that sums it up. So I would just say Brexit. It's impossible to do. Yeah, that's the one word we don't know. But that's what I mean. But I could think of something if I paid you to have to though. I'll tell you, we can't tell that Joe has a nice spin on Brexit, which we hadn't heard before. His niece had a nice spin on. You know my nephew , Jack Auckland. Yeah, niece. He went to the Brexit March on Saturday whenever it was two. And got really upset because he thought they were stopping breadsticks and he loves breadsticks. Nice spin on that. No, I said and actually at the level of humor, I think this is relevant William, you want to do your sp ice joke? Is it a brand new joke, Emily. A big build up please from the piano and then we'll have the joke. It's a cracking joke What spice do I eat before all the other ones? A precursor Okay , well thank you everyone for listening today. It's been my favorite podcast easily, genuinely . And I'd like to thank you all for taking part, Ben, Will, Mr. Piano, Joe and Mark, Joel and Joe, of course, for their excellent production, but mainly Emily Dean for being our excellent guest Thank you so much . I've loved it. Thank you so much I'm never leaving. Nope, keep staying and please keep liking and subscribing. Do go to the Patreon page if you'd like us to sing about you . We'll see you in a fortnight and everyone should come on Gary Linica needs to do this podcast. Linica Roh We'll see you in a fortnight . There may be a little bit of honest music after this. We're trying to persuade Viktor Krachanovsky to pop on . Meanwhile , goodbye . Goodbye . Yes, this week we do have some bonus content from Viktor Craig Vanoski, a celebrated pianist and interpreter . Off you go, Victor We at the Horn Section are relying on you at home to fund this venture. It seems like a good way of doing it. So if you go to patreon dot com and look us up, you'll see you can donate money. For twenty five dollars you'll get your own song line. For fifty dollars you'll get a verse and for more than that we'll give you something extra special . Meanwhile, for five dollars you'll feature in this song . And now for a live version of the five dollar h ollow written by Ed Children Carth Dorrison, Ernesto Himenes Anders Bohansen, Rebecca, Himal, Andy Schuga , Dar un Fish , Sunil , Daniel Wilson Robert Honey , Andrew Few Well You and Raffle , Daru Ridgeway, Angus Wallace , and now just enjoy the music from Ed . Shell Drake Ed , Shel Drake is the pianist Hm