The Conclusion of Sticky Streets

Guys, it's the final episode. All right , do it . Ah , hello, good evening and welcome . It's time for us to have a lovely time . I think there's a hole in my favorite jumper . I used to be thin. Now I've got a bit lump fur. Ben crash Joe's car made a dent in Bum Fur . Mark, Joe, and Willie . They all call their little man flum . That's what they get their nickname The little man is the Horn Section podcast . Is the Horse Section podcast ? Is the Horn Section podcast ? Is the whole section Hello Best theme tuned . It's pretty cool so far. That might have been a that. Well, hello to you. Whoever you are , guys , give me a C major chord just all groove on a C. Just see, yeah, see, this all of you yeah, just see. No, this is the Hornsection forecast. And I am Alex , son of Hugh and Sheila, and I shall lead you through this jungled island of sound to a promised land of smiles and laughter. Hey, take me to an A minor now. Take me to an A minor. Come, take my hand . Squeeze my hand . Lick my hand . I am so ready for today's show, F major . I have been preparing hard . I have been listening to Beethoven . The movie Beethoven, G major . I have listened to that while the kids watched in the back of the car and I feel pumped E major . And I know I want to start with one of Willip's jokes . So let's slowly build up a rhythm, please and let's have some big brooding bass drum and let's hear the chord of the trumpet heralding the arrival of the first choke of the show and have some insist ent guitar getting you guys even more excited . And as the setup draws near, let's play louder and quicker and louder and quicker and louder and quicker and here comes a joke . It's William Joke . The safest piece of music by Bark is probably air on the side of caution . Everyone's back and everyone back in because we've got another eyebrow joke about a composer. See ? Yes, a second highbrow joke about a composer Well do you think you'll live again in Rossini Only time William Tell Yes, it's the Horn Section podcast Two jokes of chord progression that I found on the internet . Is everyone alright? I found on the internet. I looked up, what's a cool chord progression? Stop. You got one ? You got CA minor FG E seven. Last week we played in the theme tuned to Mana House, which was done by AI. How are we feeling about that now? Seven days later.. Oh, excited That's the word. Uneasy, isn't it? We've got a feel of unease, haven't we? Real I ease. Unsettled, yeah . It's not gonna take off, though, is it? No, no way. It's not going ca touse any issues in the wrong run . Am I right? It's not even that good, it's not even that good is it? I mean Peter Piano, play me your hit song thick and creamy, the one that runs That's a human song and how did the lyrics go ? Sing it man. Sing it peek. Go on peek, gone peek on peek. You can do it peek so I like my milk singing peek, see you? Peak. That's how just peek now. Don't hear AI coughing I was going to say. So that's how humans do that for them. Let's see if AI can have a go at thick and creamy. I don't think so. You stop, you stop at that. Useless. Lei is useless. That good. Maggie. We're going to be just fine, guys. Everything's going to be alright. I hope you're all feeling well wherever you are. I'm alright, but I do sometimes get confused between wherewithal and wherewolves B,en , please please tell me what wherewithal is Ben . If you've got the wherewithal, you've got you got the knowledge. Right. And Joe, please tell me what werewolves are. Scary mother flippers . And Mark please sing the brand new jingle for question time. It didn't go very well last week. We'll try in Question Time Question Time Mum feels so nice tonight question time about Qionuest Time you really are so bright . Alright, so it's the last time this series, please tell me which songs provide the questions for these answers We're going to do it well this time Buzz in your instr withuments , the winner will get a green t shirt, a wet green t shirt actually, this year. So here we go. First one. No, sorry, we're on the top floor and the soundproofing is amazing. We're getting a ring doorbell soon though, so that should help. What song is that the answer to? Yes, Mark. Knock a mood That's a question. It's a question. No sorry, we're on the top floor. The soundproofing is amazing. It's by the Rolling Stones Can you can't you? Can't you hear me? Hear me knocking? Yes, well done, Mark. Well, Nelton Mark. We can do, but I just think if you're playing swing ball, it's better to use a garden or a park. It's just safer . It's by the Beatles . Famous quest ion song . You can do, but I think it's if you're playing driving a car playing playing swingball, it's best to use a gardener or a park, it's just sa fer . Why don't we do it the road? We do it the road. Well done. We're picking up aren't we? This is the one you've tried to say every single week. No, but I can't get to Hemmel Hempstead with my eyes shut Yes, Joe. It is by Deon Warwick . Well, that's the end of that. I can announce the overall winner of Question Time was Mark Brown, well done . Well done. Four green t shirts there are. Oh, brilliant my God. They actually did it. Yeah. Incredible stuff. They're from fruit to the loom. Some of them are wet. Are they? Well, they were. Just plain green t shirts. Yeah, that's for the prize for the quiz. What size are they? Why is he surprised? What do you mean? I won it last week. You didn't even acknowledge that. Double XL these ones. Love double double XL. You are the most important , you're the most impotent member of the band . Guys, that is so embarrassing. Vicker of Dibli, I think. Yeah, I was gonna say or no, comedy nerd alerts. Dinner ladies. I don't mind it. Guys, this is a bit embarrassing but I got to tell you something. I've written a song. It is embarrassing. Do you want to share it with us? It's called Every Dog Blames their Tools. It's for you, Ben. Oh, really? Why? I wrote it 'cause you're the prettiest. I wrote it with a pianist, he did the music. I coupled together the words from a book of proverbs that I thought had been destroyed in a fire. Ready? I'm ready. Hit it A bad work month you're not throw stones if you live in glass houses you flock together money is not a bed of roses one, man's meat, deserves another. Curiosity cuts just once a year familiarity favors the brave and fortune breeds content . Dump it all your eggs in the mouth on the cookie tors by the cover Don't judge your book now lying in it you made your bird in the eye of the beholder Honesty is the root of all evil life a lie and more haste makes life work . Take it away, Ennie Too many cooks wins the race. There is no smoke over spilt milk. Birds of a feather kill the cat. Where there's a will you cannot make him drink. One could turn, spoils the broth, an apple a day , gathers no moss, slow , and steady is the thief of . Many hands catches the worm wants less speed . But when the cat's away, who has the Romans do? What is a friend indeed ? Beauty is next to godliness. A friend in me keeps the doctor away . Every dog blames their tool . That was our little song wasn't it for you, Ben. I'm very touched. It doesn't really have any sort of jokes when you be doing a podcast, yeah, stick in the podcast. Just nice idea. The thing when people are driving or nice. Nice, isn't it? Guys, one of the things that song made me think is that Brevity is a good thing, don't you think? Absolutely. A lot of songs will be better shorter. So we're now going to present some better shortened songs. I was going to get us to play these, but instead what I've done is I've ripped them from the real songs. Cool. Great because that's easier . So these are songs I think will be better shorter. The first one is this one. Oh, it's you. That's the first one . They're just better if you know , better shorter. The second one is this one . Well I don't know that's where that one ends. Well I don't know Two more. The next one is this one Yeah Don't go break in my heart I won't This one's a bit a rap song to end with Yeah Ooh . Better shorter this one . As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Devil, I take a look at my light and realise there's not much left. There we go. How much fun are we all having? Yes. Okay, well a few weeks back, Ben told us all about his instrument and his relationship with it while he played his instrument and the feedback we got from our research was that it really hit with the right demographics in a big way, especially online, which is the future, and that's great news. So let's do that again. Piano first, we're going to do the other four of you all in one go. Have a little play and then I'll ask you a question . Hey, Peter , tell me what's going on in that little old brain of yours while you're playing . I'm just thinking about chords . And are you controlling your fingers or does each of your fingers have its own bra in? They all work together , do they? Ten brains ? No, they all work together, one brain, one brain. Alright, stop bass now, have a little play Wow . Do you feel a rush of endorphins when you playing that thing? Oh yes. Yeah . Is it a bit like going for a jog or being on a bouncy castle? Yes, yeah. Okay, stop it. And now the horns, both of you, I want you to play a little riff and I want you to yeah, and I want you to keep playing while talking . Well, you know we can't do that . Well, I want you to try . Little riff, please. I said keep playing both of you . Yeah . And tell me how tell me how that feels. Keep playing. How does that feel? Okay, yeah Yeah, do you feel liberated when you're playing? Keep playing though . Do you just feel like you've stripped naked and are jumping into a summer late when you're playing that joyful? Yeah, keep playing though. Is it just like is it just something inside of you you have, to let out? Keep playing . But is it a bit like going to the toilet but there's music inside you instead of waste food and drink? Yeah, definitely. Stop. Thanks, everyone. Okay, Peter, please play the beginning of a sitcom theme tune and then suddenly stop so I can read a joke that Joe sent me. Play the beginning of a sitcom theme tune and then stop suddenly so I can read out a joke that Joe sent me . I think everyone will cheer after the joke . It could be cheers Perfect. Oh, you doing a bit more I went to the doctor today. They said we're going to need a urine sample from you, sir. I said no problem, doctor, I'll send it on we transfer. And as if that's not enough from the funny little trumpeter, you've written us an actual song this week, haven't you? Yes, yes, I have. What's it called? I have. I don't know. It's called Rabbit Rabbit Rubbish. Yeah. All right, ready? Yeah, go . Would you like some rabbits too made with love and made for you ? Yes, I'd like rabbits too . I'm hoping that you will be eating so on Yes, I love bad rabbit stew , the carrots, the onions , the herbs and the prunes . Please tuck into rabbit stew . I'm looking forward to your review . Your rabbit stew was tasty as hell with layers of flavor and a rich gamey smell . But please work on consistency it's incredibly dense . It's too dry for me . If you make kid again , please have me around for goodness sake Water ship down water ship down Water Ship down ? Was the ship died ? What the shit down ? What the ship down Good one, that one, wasn't it? How I get it locked . Another absolute classic form. Well, it's the final look at your homework for this series. You've all done a wonderful job. Will had this brilliant idea that I could set your homework and that you'd all do it and you've all done it so far except for Will. The remap was to make a thirty second catchy pop song about one of your parents' friends that you liked. Willip your turn now doing it live? Yeah, I'm doing it live. But no, no, no, won't I'm going to know it'll be piped in, but it's not ready. So I'm going to do it live for now. Okay Okay this one we've been waiting all seriously . I know the brief in the end wasn't really my wheelhouse but I did the best. But this song is about my dad's undisputed best friend who was stupid and he Mike Reynolds . He gets a bit obsessed with dreaming. I've got a dream story for that . But yeah, this will just be piped in, but yeah, just and it's shit. Go My dad's undisputed . Best friend is stupid . He's so obsessed with dreaming . He prepares before sleeping There's so much stuff in his head He gets prepared for when it's time to rest At school he failed all classes . He sleeps wearing glasses because he tends to worry . His dreams will be all blurry . He eats loads of cheese , then goes to sleep wearing sk ies . He cuddles up to a sword and shield In case he dreams of a battle in a field , there's too much stuff in his bed , his bed's too full to truly rest So he never sleeps and never dreams He's such a fool his bed's to full You really hyped up as being awful, I thought that was top two. That was great. One of my favorites. Very nice indeed. Wow . Nice. You guys are the best. Or will it be in the top two after you hear my homework efforts? What? Oh yeah, I can see this coming. Wow . It's called Forbidden Affection . And this is my thirty second pop song about a friend of my parents that I really liked . So you were at the paritarian friend of my dad's but oh feeling low . Can't get you out of my mind's shoot Who Park? What can I do ? I like you terror . It shouldn't be Cutting this feeling like an IB That is whoa . With a little bit of help from AI vocal was that AI that's what I typed literally typed the homework into AI and that's what it came up with. Are you kidding? Terrifying . So good. So emotional. Yeah, yeah. I did say the friend is called Terry. That was my influence. Yeah, I mean, without that, nothing I came across. Anyway, right It was the only one that was the right length for yeah. I had a dream about Paul Daniels the other day. Oh yeah and he was having a go at me for my piano playing about the Christmas special I. didn' Andt take it very well. And so when I replied to him, he got really upset that he'd upset me and Paul Daniel started crying. This is a genuine dream. This is a genuine dream. I just dream I had. Last made him cry. Yeah, he cried 'cause he felt bad yeah for me. More on Paul . We were the last program he appeared on before his death. Do we have time for one more proper song . Do we have one more proper song? Of course we do. We've got the final song in Willip's trilogy. Oh shaped . Everyone's been wondering cannot wait. How could we conclude? How can he follow the farms? It all comes together farms and Spanish . Can we have a little link? Can we have a little recap? Yep, the first of the weeks . Farms , but not farms with balconies . I remember that one Last week's one . Spanners, but not ones with stabilizers. Yeah . Don't want to this week we've got biscuits, but not ones with big old potatoes in them. And it's so obvious now. And it will be tying up when it's explained. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I can't wait. I can see where it's going, I think. Yeah, I think I know where it's going but you know I've no idea where it's going. Really? One, two, three, four, five, six . Biscuits , defunct ones, dunks on es, biscuits . Ones with dried yogurt on biscuits . Juty free, fruity rich tea biscuits . But not ones with big old potatoes in them, biscuits . Malty wild the salty wild is biscuits . Ones with melty chocolate late biscuits . Sour and smelly ones, biscuits , but not ones with big old potatoes in them biscuits , wagon wheels, party rings, biscuits . Maryland chop chip minis, biscuits . Ones in the free from Isle Biscuits , but not ones with big old potatoes in them biscuits that took a completely different to where I thought it was going in. Yeah. Really surprised me . Wonderful conclusion. A trilogy. Very clever, right? What a trilogy? I mean, it feels like maybe it's not the end, so I'd love about you. A few questions left out there. Give me your questions. I'll see if I can tie them up next season . Well, I'm thinking about I'm just wondering if you're going to do something about vans at any point. Ysep . Lamps . Yep . Vans, but not ones with lamps in. Yep . And then lamps but not ones with vans. Yeah. Yeah. And that way in. Well, well done, will it ? I'll thank you . Well, look, we've had a lovely series. Haven't we just? Haven't we just? Have we? Yes we have yes. But it is finally the moment we've all been waiting for . The end. The whole country has become hooked on this story It's been like that police drama with the H character on TV but I can't remember the name of that show, but one of the guys in real life linear duty yeah. You sound so English in the Shibby Scottish Scottish man . So people of the United Kingdom sit down and enjoy this. The final chapter of Sticky Streets This is it guys . We're going to find out what happens on sticky strips As you'll remember the year is twenty twenty seven and while many people apply for the job of the new singer of the band Bon Jovi, only three have made it to the final interview in the shard. Jeremy, Mickey Sardines, and Richard Madeley. Madeley was lost up but he got stuck on the sticky streets. Oh no, luckily he was rescued by his rivals. Oh yes, they all did well, but maybe they're gonna start their own bag. Let's find out It's sticky streets . Silence fell upon the shard . The members of Bonjovi were thinking hard . And then as the clock struck nine hundred forty five , they all yet out , they all let out a yell of satisfaction Their decision was made . Richie Sambora called in the applicants, one at a time accompanied by his personal Spanish trumpeter . Jeremy , Ricaldo . Mickey Sartanes Mickey. One of the times it's just Jeremy first. Jeremy was up first. Come on back. Shut up come on in Jeremy shouted Richie Zambora . Come on in, Jeremy. Enter . I'm coming. Jeremy sauntered into the office. Yes, he was still whistling his little sailors song , Sambora told him to shut up Taieti. And then he told him and then he told him whether or not he had got the job . Not tienis Eltravo, correct. Jeremy had not got the job. Next up, Richie Sambora summoned Richard Madeley Dickie Benaki Richard Madeley tried to whistle on his way in because he didn't want to look like he was shitting himself. When in actual fact he really was shitting himself . Unfortunately, Madeley couldn't whistle. When he tried to whistle, it just didn't come out right. It sounded like a saxophone. Genuinely, when Richard Madeley whistles it sounds like someone playing really great saxophone. Sambora told him to shut up Get And then he told him whether or not he had got the job Not in his See he have got the job . Next up, Richie Sambora summoned Mickey Sardines . Mickey Mickey Benhacki on his way into the office, Mickey Sardines told himself in his native German tongue that he was great . Du Bis gut. That he could do anything . Duke do anything. That he liked football. He liked football and chicken. Sambora told him to shut up Guy had Danto and then he told him whether or not he had got the job. No, no, he didn't because Richard Madeley had got the job. We've already found that we should have done that the other way around . Back in the waiting room, Jeremy is playing sad piano music and whistling still He hadn't got the job . Mickey Sardines comes out and joins him on his guitar . He was sad too . They were both really sad because they hadn't got the job . They wanted to be the lead singers of Bon Jovi , but their moods were lifted by the sudden arrival of a hunky man in the same room that they were in, the music stopped. Who was this hunky man? I'll tell you. It was John Bonjovi himself. What? Wow, where have you been? Where have you been? said Jeremy in his distinctive voice it was a bit like a b ird. Where have you been? Ah, said John Bonjovy. Are you asking me why I left the band? Why have you left the band? Why are you leaving the band? What's the question? Yes. You just have to say yes. Oh yes, said Jeremy. Well, said John Bonjovy, let me tell you. John Bonjovy settled down at Jeremy's piano, pushing him out of the way really hard. Then he played the most haunt ing piano music anyone had ever heard . I shall tell you why I left John Bon Jovi, said John Bon Jovi . It was because I didn't want to do it anymore. And that was that . The music carried on . And Jeremy and Mickey were satisfied with the answer. That's fine. Yeah, fair enough, mate. But what would they do now? Would Richard Madeley take the job or start a new band with them? You know what? You'll have to find out next series because Richard Madeley wasn't there. He'd run home to celebrate with Judy, forgetting that the stre ets were sticky. He was stuck on the sticky streets again , and he was laughing and laughing and shouting out his own name. Richard made the end for now . There we go. That's the series wrapped up neatly. Whoa, what a climax. It was like Line of Duty. It was light of duty, wasn't it? Joey got married to Bonner. He called John Bon Bon . Yeah , well maybe they will in series two of Sticky Streets Yes, that is the end of episode eight and episode eight . It's the last of the series . It's all over . But that's good news. Can we go into a major key? Is that possible? Do you have that hidden you? Woa . Of course you do because you are wonderful musicians and absolutely fine men . So thank you Mark, Joe, Peter, Men, and Willip We'll be back for more hope,fully later in the year. Thank you mainly to you for listening . You've listened so well throughout this series. Thank you for all your letters, your emails, your hopes and dreams . And even more mainly, thank you to Joe Walker for making your sound better than we are . You are better than we are . Before the next series, please do come and see us and talk and also watch our TV show . Tell everyone about it . Make love make war . Make war, not love. Make love no war . Make something. Make bread Make marriage . Make believe . Make peace . Make something . Goodbye Yeah , real gifts. Real nice time