Musical Charades and Final Thoughts

Hello, good evening and welcome . It's time for us to have a lovely time . We timed the time it took to get to the venue . It took more time than we thought that it might do. Mark thought it would take an hour or two. It was quite a good guess. It took them quite a while because we're at my place The whole section podcast . It's the whole section podcast hit the whole section podcast. Hello section podcast . Okay , I quite enjoyed the music . I'm quite enjoy the music. Yeah, hello, good evening and welcome to the Horn Section podcast. On this the first day of the rest of your life, forget what's gone before. That doesn't matter anymore. It's in the past. What matters is what you do next, the future. And oh, it's pretty bleak. So right, now let's concentrate on the present. The best present, the horn section podcast present. So who's in the band Alex? Alex Horne? Who's in the band Alex Horne? Well, Ben Reynolds is on drums. Play something shufflely, please Ben. There he is. Ben hello . Handsome . Thank you. Hi Ben. Hello. Yes, and that's we'll call you, you can hear, we'll call you a players face. Play something cool, Willip We'll call you there . So cool. Less handsome. Mar Brown is on guitar and sack play something amazing, Mark. Also quite handsome. Jaw now on trumpet. Place on me a bit better than the mark join and everyone stopped and have a look a little look at the pianist. There he is . Lovely. He's handsome. Do you play with your fingers normally? Yes, I do. Is it like typing? Are you sort of touch typing with the piano? Yes, Alex. Okay, well please play something really impressive with just two fingers like you're just learning to type . Nope, two index fingers . Is this going somewhere ? Yeah, up and down . Can you break into a tune from that please? Okay, thank you . Disappointing Duncan Campbell drives pretty fast. He keeps his food cool in the fridge. He folds up his clothes when he knee all the time and he's never set foot on a bridge because Campbell's anigma a mystery man. Nobody can know Duncan's truth because Duncan Dunk things D inuncan Duke plays and he's got his own magic for booze. When he gets in the booth and tells a number , the magic begins to happen. He can talk to a person who's miles away like York or Rasko or Japan. Yes, Duncan's cow will keep his food in the fridge and talk over very great distances. He has his own phone booth and his very own fridge, neither of which can be coincidences. Well, in two minutes, I'm going to introduce our special one person guest audience, but first, here's a song. It was sort of pointing, wasn't they? Pardon? He's disappointing. He's kind of pointing his index fingers. What does everyone think about Willips? Should have saved that if he's going to make it into a joke for the next time? Well, in two minutes I've said this but first, here's a song about two people who aren't on today's show, but who we really hope will pop in one of these days. Pointing of the caves . So this is Shakademus and Players. I want to Shakademus implies Shakademus impliers Shakademus implies Shakademus shakedemus impiers . Okay , thank you for that. Now we're going to stop shakademous impliers Shakadimus and Players hacodemus and Players Shakadimus odemus and Pliers Sorry, I forgot there was two verses to the another one Shakadimus Shacodemus Shacodemus Shacodemus, Shacadimus and Blaze I think that's shack supply shack adima supp lies Shakadima shacked in supplies . Yes, like a public toilet, that's got number one all over it. Pleased with that, Joe . But now now it it''ss time time, to welcome our special guest . It's cat merchant Cat Merchant Hello cats. Hello, what an amazing entrance to anywhere. Well, during it, the trumpeter grimaced because I think did you play it wrong, Joe? Yes. What happened? Something like that right? I was quite impressed. I didn't notice you'd messed up. That's all right. That's alright. So Cat Merchant, the sympathetic sorry the sympathetic cat merchant there . Hello, mister Listener. This dingle's just for you. You didn't donate money, but your sister did. It's true. So hello Yates, a geneticist by tra who loves his bike and loves his folk. This is your serenade . Your sister is a good one. She told us that you're nice and you hate the saxophone so you're also very wide. And now goodbye, Tobo Yez. We'll see you very soon. Because remember to thank Ruth for this very special cheat . I'm going to introduce you to the listeners and the band . But first of all, thanks for coming all the way out here to Chesham. Yeah, it is a long way. I've put a big effort in here. We appreciate that. Are you into poetry? No . Well , to write this poem, I want What I did, I took all the information from your Wikipedia page and I put it into Google Translate and translate it into French. Excellent. I've kept some of the French stuff, but then I also translated the French into German. Do you speak German? No, no, I could. This is going to be good. I've kept some of the German, but then I translated the German one back into English and that makes up the bulk of the poem. So it's not excellent it's excellent. What sort of music would you like to introduce yourself? So underneath the poem s Inpire me. Yeah, you go for it. We're going to choose any music, okay? So inspirational do you want sporty music ? Go for it. Yes , go for inspirational sporty music music and don't get it wrong this time Yes at you I realise that So here we have a poem to introduce Cat Merchant It's not very poetic but it's going to do Is it alright for you camp? Yeah loving it Okay here we go It is going to be a little bit quieter and bring it down here we go . Catherine Cap merchant is an English rugby player in a Englisher rugby Spielerin glaise the rugby Kia represents on taste on pays . Sanchant tweet hoa . Ya act and flumpsigmal and she scores me one hundred forty four Attempts mistranslated, which one ? She had a nine year international career in the gaming world and was known for her speed to finale and great passion Sapp ian Rizida Dula Rupe , a landistry to fitness Zan Regulness signit Irim Hunt, Kazayan Verden, Zefroidbein Cape Drinker. Last two sentences now . A bit sadder now. She became World Champion in twenty fourteen, which unfortunately was her last game. Elized Schweel Son Dernier match . She was forced to retire prematurely because of too many signs . Too many signs ? many How sign s had you seen? Too many . They mistranslated geina. Oh no, that's the end of the song at the end of the song. They mistranslated gehenna, shooter , which we all know, Gehina, shooter ing. Concussions. How many concussions did you have cat in your big career? At least eleven known ones. Broken bones? A few, yes, yeah. Sort of bruises? Yeah yeah. Thank you pianist. Yes, you played rugby for England. You scored forty four attempts . Yeah . Or tries. For non rugby people. Do you know what it's called a try? Because you do know that's good. I do. I'm going to ask Ben and then I find out if he's right. Why is it called a try Ben? No, I have a guess. Because you're having a really good go at it . Is it because you're having a really good go at it, Kat? It is not. No, that's Syill Ben. Why does it count? Because it used to be a try didn't count for any points, but it used to get a try at having a conversion, and those would be your points. I' neverve knew that . I knew that . I knew that too. I mic them. Joe and I knew that. I knew that. Yes, yes. You scored how many points for England? I'm terrible at mass but forty four times five. More memory thing. Oh yeah, this is forty four point five. It's two hundred and twenty points. Perfect. And you won the World Cup So well done. Thank you. Thank you . I thought it might be because you get three points of a try for a tri yepah, you don't get three point s You're the joint second highest try scorer in the England women's game. Nice and the joint third in England men and women's rugby. Nice. You're way above. Well, Sue Day is number one, but we couldn't get her . She's above this. She's very important. And Rory Underwood and the Men's. But you're there with Danielle Waterman. So well done. Music please, Willip . Just to say that this is the last episode for a little while till we return with an eight part weekly series. Thank you for all your support so far. We will miss you, but we will be back soon . And now Willip will perform the greatest ending of any piece of music ever. What trauma were you proudest of? Please can you describe it in detail with some epic music underneath from the trumpet player. Oh, excellent . Okay, here you're right. Quite a big detail of your best ever try, please. Okay, right. So we are playing you go. Yeah. And we're playing . Well, I'm just going to start you there, Kat. So better from you, Joe. I've never seen you look so hurt yeah . Have you got a mute? This is definitely the crossest the crossest the trumpet has ever been sorry Joe. Okay, here we go. So we're play ing New Zealand at Trickenham. They're our biggest rivals and obviously I'm pretty motivated by all the music that's going on . Get the ball my opposite wing is massive, she's a unit but man,ag er, footworker, handler off , then beat another player and score in a corner. And twicker and that was awesome . I felt it was more awesome than that . Yeah, I was What do you mean by fo aotwork turb? What does it mean footwork turb? So you move into one side, then pull 'em back in, then you get 'em off balance and then while they're off balance, you throw in a massive hand off. And the hand s away from you. Hand off is a hand in the face. Yeah, face, wherever, and then you run around. Isn't that a weird rule to hand off that you're allowed to do that in rugby? What is the rule? Is it a flat hand is alright? I made my career out of it, so I'm pretty pleased that it is in there. Would you mind handing off? Could you just hand off the ben ch? Yeah . And the drummer. Show me first of a legal hand off and then an illegal hand off. Well, I won't a legal hand off him, but I will go with the illegal one. I stand up , just walking over it so you're going for a tackle And it is a shoulder shoulder but not a bowl . No, you can go for the face. He's got a pretty face. I wasn't gonna wear how I 'm sure that . That's the first hand off in the book Oliver debts . Oliver debts. Olive the deaths . All of the deaths . I've got a friend called Oliver who's fond of shepherd's pie? Oliver Davson . Oliver Davson . Oliver Davson . Oliver Davson. Oliver Davson is his fool name But he'll always be the shepherd's By guy . Oliver Debson, the Shepherd's By Guy, Oliver Debson, the shepherd's By guy. Oliver Devson, the Shepherd's By Guygo. Since you retired Kat, you coached the Sri Lankan rugby team. I did yeah. And now you coach me. Yes. Yes. I rugby. Yes, it's one day for Sri Lanka . Now I see Kat ideally once a week and you make me do awful things like battle ropes and bear crawls and burpees . How would you describe my performance in three words? Cat? Things like brave , surprisingly strong Tries quite hard Thank you . Well, today we're going to be giving you a musical workout Are you musical at all? Okay? Not really. Good. Good. I try to be, but I'm not. What do you mean you try to be on an instrument or just because I have tried to play the guitar but just not very well and don't make me on your bike. I will get you on the what bike if you make me guitar . Okay frustrated. What music do you listen to before the game Just kind of dance music. But what about me on the pitch immediately before the game , I'm leading you down a road here. What songs do you sing sometimes? Sound you want to play next? That you'd like me to say. You're going to say it. Okay. Sometimes you guys are on the pitch and you line up and they play a song and everyone sings it. Oh the national anthem. No, no, no. Start like that one. Nearly Land of Hope and Glory? Jerusalem? Jerusalem. Well, interesting you mentioned Jerusalem. Just completely off the class as well. Jerusalem is a very interesting song. We've done some research about Jerusalem, so this is for you. This is Jerusalem people don't know is a swiggloo song. And swiggloo songs are songs whose intros got lost unfortunately . This happens quite often in music it's quite sad. The beginning of a song can get lopped off over time and you're left with something that starts like the you're left with something that seems like the start of the song where it's actually in the middle of the song. It's often songs that start with words like and or but do you know the first line of Jerusalem? No The first line of Jerusalem? No probably one of the most fiddles feet in ancient times? It starts with an and did those feet incient times. That's not the first line of the song. We've discovered the first line and we're going to play it here for the very first time. Pianist, would you mind helping me with this? The full version of Jerusalem . Once a boy met a wizard while watching Snooker at the cr ucible he He asked him questions while predicting which ball the snooker players would strike next like did those hands ever touch an owl black and did those mouths kiss a witch's mouth red and it 'll feed in ancient times walk upon England's mountains cream. Okay, stop Do you believe in heroes ? Folk the two legendary deeds? If not, you've not met Henry Cutting a man who will always succeed one morning at his castle , someone bashed hard upon the door, he jumped out of the shower and girded himself up from wall Yes . I'm naked he shouted bravely , the knock kept getting louder . Shut up mouse fluttered Henry as he applied his talcum powder . Henry then picked up the man like weightlifters pick up their waist he threw him like a Brisbee all the way to the United States. If you visit Henry Cutting locked upon the door , but if you use the doorbell you'll be your friend forever more forever more . Cat, you've travelled the world with rugby. Yes. Today, of course, you've come all the way to Chesham. What do you think of Chesham? I like Chesham. Well, you've seen it . I like it. What have you seen on the since you've got here? Lots of hills. Hills, pond, pond. Dog walkers, dog walkers. All very chilled. Four more things. Four more things in Chesham I've seene . Waitrose. Waitrose church. Two more things. Some traffic. Traffic and please across . And what countries have you visited playing rugby? Just one stupid one stick. Are you leading me to New Zealand? Then of Miss New Zealand? Yes, one. Your Tank Sri Lanka. Nope, two one. Okay Russia Yes, three, two . China ? No, four two it's first of five. Okay . Then you can say one you can . Oh and Nepal . No. Four, three. Your turn again, then Barbados . No. Four all around Mark, you say countries and we'll get a winner . Um Thailand ? No. Yes. Ah, Ben Win . Hand him off again. Face this time, definite face shock. Yeah. Well, interestingly we ended up with Thailand because you've written a song about Thailand, haven't you will? Yes, yes. Are you going to sing it now for Kat? Yes, please. Okay, Cat after the song I'd like you to be brutally honest about the song. Okay , okay. Like you are with me about when I do the exercises My friends said that I should go to Thailand to find myself . But of all the people in the world I find myself the easiest person to find some of my least successful games of hide and seek were against myself . I find myself very quickly , even when I hide really, really well , but I heated therapy buttons and I went to Ruddy Thailand . When I arrived in Thailand to my surprise , all of my friends were right . I was there Now that I had found myself in Thailand , I thought that I could take myself back home But I thought to myself , while I'm here now , maybe I should show myself around . But to my surprise , I didn't really know Thailand very well at all . I don't know how long I had been there I arrived in Thailand to find myself I actually really like that. Quite upbeat, very nice voiceice? N. I like it. Really? That's what I like. Yeah, I like that. I like it. I realize I'm What band is it like? It's like a band is like radiated. Is it? I think so bit radio. Welsh band. A bit very aphrodic. No, Tom Jones? Yes. I'm glad he like that because I like it too and he has got a nice voice, but he's quite I think he's quite a weird guy. I'm getting that vibe. Yeah, you know Can we have some vibe music? Ed, I'd quite like to find out, oh, Ed, I'd quite like to find out what vibes you all give off. So just vibe music, please. Have you got vibes on that? Yeah, give me a moment, okay . Can't I'd like you to tell me I'd like you to tell me what vibes the other members of the band give off. Weird of course from the basis. What vibes does the pianist give off? Very creepy right now. Creepy Weird creepy . Then we got the Rolly Poly saxophonist. What vibes ? What vibes does Mark give off? Cheeky, cheeky the trumpeter sweet sweet cheeky sweet and finally the drum . A travelled load show off Ever competitive . Can't be lost in the first game? Well, not letting that game This is advice for a man called Jack Phillips asked us to name two male guinea pigs he is adopting . You could call them Dennis Nasha or Scooby and shaggy, or zippy and bungal but sick greeny . That's what you should call your two Male Guinea pigs, not homes and Watson or Rodney and Elboy , but sick and creamy That's what you should call your two Male Guinea pigs not can Abo or Babeland or Regano but sick and creamy That way you should call your tooth my El Guinea pigs not mat and a moon or len and mag ny but sing and creamy That way you should call your tooth my El Guinea pigs not, so pillow or my own one Louis but sing creamy That's where you should call your tooth my Al Guinea pigs not George and blue nancuff and skull but sick and creamy that we should order too well when it takes not chip and a or a turkey ch Well, now's your chance to beat Ben again. I'm going to pitch you two against each other again with a quick game of Guess the Crisp. Are you ready for that? Okay. Yeah. All you've got to do. It's a good game invented by Willip, the Weird Bassist. I'm going to bite it into a crisp on the microphone. What you gotta do is guess what crisp it is. Just by listening to you chomping on the crisp you too. So I do want you to face away from I've forgotten about that. I guess that one' bes going called toack Packet Ret. Okay . Okay, here we go. With the first round of chomp down , oh Willip and the pianist. Would you mind just quickly singing the theme to chomp down? Chop down, chop down , jump down . One more time . Chop down , chop down. Jump down . Jump down, jump down, jump down. Okay, here we go. So the first crisp that's enough. Jump down, jump down. Okay, the first crispp. Jum down, come jump down. The first Christmas . Podcast dog is looking very excited by this. Here we go. So please look away from me . Listen carefully. I will ask you both. I'm going to show the band to the crisp now No way not the packet though just the crisis just the crisp and a little bit of music underneath tromplan here. Oh no when they do their guesses here we go That's a crunchy crisp. That's a job. Not so fun as it's okay, guesses please . I'm just going to go walkers crisps . I'm gonna go I'm going to go for a McCoy's. I think it add a bit more, a bit more . Well, because it's the first round, I'm going to give you one more guess each, neither of you are correct. Cat merchant chom p another chunk . Okay . Um , would it be ? French fries I don't know. No, not French fries. I think it's a bit more middle class. I think it's a kettle chip. No points in the first round. If of course you can look now. Doritos. Of course. Good to be workout this model before you pack. Okay. There are extra batteries at the end. Three more packets, three more packets. I think this one's getable. This one's biggest pronounced Dorotos . Okay, I'm going to show the band It's not actually a crisp is it Yes it is perhaps not I'm gonna show the band the crisp here we go wait never get it. Okay, here we go. It's going in ready? Oh there's a lot going on there. Skips straightened skips not far off quavers. one girl . I really hate this guy You've got two chunks you get. I thought you gave Ben a bit of a clue there already. This time Kat will get the clue. So Ben you guess first this time for the band show you the next crisp. I'm not looking as I want to play . No . Okay, here we go. Ben Ben to guess first. Okay . Oh Monster Munch . Way off . Discos ? Slightly warmer . Rather clue? Do I get another go? Yes, you both get another go. Stacks . I don't know what that is. Your turn. John Down John Down I'm running out of crisp options now. Maybe it's a crisp option that you've already said. Skips. I didn't hear that Skips? No, I didn't hear that. Walkers. No, I didn't hear that. French fries. Didn't hear that? I haven't said any others have I? No, maybe Ben said it. McCoy shush . McCoy. Yeah , one more Okay, one more and it's the final round Jump down , jump down . Okay, now you don't jump down jump downed final r ound. Chopped down chopped down final round Who's guessing first ? You are a guess. Okay. So I think it should be called crops . Crisp options . So Chris Jin Chomp down . So just so you will both have heard of this type of crisp, okay? Chris. I'm going to show some time . I'm now yes Chris, that's the best one so far. I'm now going to show the fact that they fly. I'm now going to show the band the final crisp . Oh easy, this is going to be easy. Here we go. Ben to guess first. Okay . I think it's like a wild card like scampy fries or something. Why do you think that? It sounded like you'd put a few small things in your mouth . Well, I can tell you I only put one crisp in. It's your turn to guess, Krat? Chotsit? Not a won't sit. Turn back. Nicknag. Not a nicknag. Razzles. Not. He's close. He's close. No one's close by far. It's more standard than you think. Oh squares. Oh, no, but the shape is important . Oh another one's going listen carefully I've literally run out of crisps on the hole. Oh, you go, jump in, save me. Oh , really? Yeah, hul bs. Can I have the hula hose please? No, not till after the sh . Congratulations . Thank you. Clat on a losing run here, Claire. I am. And genuinely upset by it. Not, you know, it's about crisps, so you know, I'm all about health. Had we done it, you know, no joking on rubbish at all types of quizzes. What do you do? Oh s. No after the show 'cause they're so noisy, but a good game of chomp down there. Please on the show . Chop . Chop and stop . This is just to say oh shucks . Thanks for giving us five bucks . Emma Fletcher Andrew Peeling David Burford Alex Grant Caracompass Juan Violet Snow Shawn O'Brien Tim K ennington Cameron Cloe . Daisy, Hilliard Bruce Bailey , Chess Burry, Willard Kins, Tim Lewelen , Fluelin , Fluelin. Thank you guys . So let's talk Podgast dog being shouted at by its owner. Master. Do you call yourself its master or owner? Both? Could you talk to Pook Carstog quickly and Jugs eat? Or just serve off? Show us how you parent him at home. Jugsy stop eating that. You still annoyed because I am annoyed because I am your master and own er. Good. So something nice to it, Mark. I love you, Jugsy. Because I'm your master and owner Just like they're a parent. Now we're going to talk personal training now. Yeah. PT. Yeah . We, the band are all in our forties except for Will, maybe. All do you will. Forty. Forty . We've been in alive for over two hundred and forty years, about the same as the United States of America. Which of us do you think needs the most work ? I'm just I don't know. You don't have to be polite. Yeah, kind of all of you need it to be honest, I think some kind of group exercise I shouldn't want to do all . I had me and the two horn players actually . Yeah, yeah, I'd go with them. You do keep keep st steeppingpping.. You I kept dying them up and I was like, can I go for this? I don't know. That one 's no. She's punching them up. Yeah. I think it's the lightest it's the lightest instruments. You're doing the least work , you know, benef toit carry around . That's what it is. You're drinking them . It's better on stage as long as everybody else. Is that honestly? Yeah. Are horn are brass players in general, the least fit of the musician Die miles. What about harpists? They're quite fit. Really think so. Floatist Never met one Never met a flawist. Nope . Okay, well what I thought we'd do how many flawists I've met . No, no, how many tortups have you met? Florty . What do you think of Willip's joke? It's not helping the weirdness vibe. It's not helping Who you think will then win the hold on ? Don't you think it will be celebration No , no I think he's retired now I I think it will be Chris Edmonds does Chris Edmonds play tennis I don't Mummy donated us some money And I'd like to watch China will done . Especially especially in the first cell cr Chrisis Edmund's good Dannis? Here's Chris Edmund's good Aunt Danis . Here's Chris Edmund's good Danis . Here's Chris Edmund Well, I thought you could lead the two brass players and myself in a quick hit session. Oh nice. Hit meaning high intensity training. Yep . So Ben and the pianist can provide the music. I'm hoping for two minutes of pretty awful stuff. Okay . We have now moved around in the podcast recording studio . Cat merchant do you have your timer with you, Kat? I do. Always. always Always Do you like that ball back up? This is what she . You gotta start. We're ready. So I'm holding a ten kilogram cedal belt. I'm very strong. Mark's got a eight kilog ram , what do you call that? Medicine ball? Medicine ball. Yeah. And Joe is holding his other hand like a little boy. So you're going to be mean to us for two minutes. Yes. That's what it's like to have a personal trainer. All right, fantastic. We're ready. Okay, off we go. You're both gonna squat, put it above your head. Even you're gonna run the spot. Run on the spot, nice fast thing, keep it going good. Payanese. Goodbye's faster, faster, good work . Faster, keep keep iting going. Okay, now swap over. Give it a ball. You do the high knees. Squint in your arms as fast as you can. You just keep going. Yeah, okay. Actually, if you could run on the spot with the kettlebell over your head . That's it. High knees, high knees. That's a good work, nice. Okay, you've done a massive twenty five seconds, so just keep it up. Good work. There's no room for burpies, which makes me sad but just keep that going, great work. Can I give this to someone else? Yes, swap over, swap over. Okay, now you're just running high knees. In fact, you can sort of do drop squats. So you drop down like that. You can then bubbly head down to the floor and then the above your head and then go keep it going a little bit faster so squat down, pop down lift down. Okay, now drop it on the floor and then pick it back up. Pick it back up. Drop it down. So you guys just drop it. So drop it. There you go. Now pick it back up. Good work guys . One minute god. Okay . Now Star Jumps if you have rooms you and can leave the equipment, you're just gonna jump. Copy Alex. I say so you just jumping up and down Sarjum . I said keeping going . Good stuff Keep it going a little bit more wef so forget some room off the floor. Okay jump squat you down my jump squat. So squat and jump so squat there you go that's it there you go squat down jump up there good work nice Thirty seconds still we go. Okay, pick up the equipment again. You're gonna squat and jump with it this time. So you're going to squat and jump, place things for. There you go. If you could do star jumps, touch the floor and then up. Touch floors, up and then jump it out. Yeah . And then into ten, high knees, ten high knees. At the end of the nice and fast and up. Trop it up. Good way guys, ten on here we go at eight seconds keep it up right back guys finishing in three, two, one and a good job all done. How much would you charge for that? How much would you charge? For you guys, Tumble. Yeah . Well, thanks Cat. No worries that was awful. A lot of it involves things like Joe had to throw the medicine ball on the floor and pick it up again and then throw it on the floor and pick it up again. Yeah, there's a lot of just moving things and yeah it seems quite illogical . What did you think, Joe ? I absolutely hated it . No offense, nothing personal Nothing personal trainer, but I didn't enjoy it at all. Did I think do that more with a bit of a buildup to the personal trainer line, please, Joe? Won't be as good. I know, but it's still worth doing Well, it's nothing personal, Trainer. Thank you. But I didn't enjoy it at all. Mark did enjoy it. I did quite enjoy it. Yeah, and that's the difference in personalities . Martin Barrow . Yes, he does . He does it day . He puts his nose down in the ground and push es a tho Martin Barrows Right. Well, as Devan and I recover, we have a quick game of musical charades. It's a new feature. I'm going to give you some words and you have to present them to the rest of the group. So this is not you cat, you're just an observer for this one. So I'll give somebody it's Mark first. I'm going to give you some words. You're going to represent the words just using a saxophone. One minute each, you can pass once and the way you pass is I think the noise of yeah the way to pass is just to shout out the word pass. Okay, you can only pass one. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, it's really . So I'll give you your words . Please don't look at these Charlockland sitting next to him . If you're going to represent these words just using your saxophone, you've got a minute and whoever does the most words wins. Okay . Ready? Okay, Mark, so here are your words. So as many as possible so you can guess them if you okay, I think you know them here we go. So please shut your eyes, Joe. Cat you can guess too, okay? Good luck. Go. Yeah. Oh yeah, I've already seen him away, guess . First one now , the clock has started . Ten seconds gone Ice cream. It is ice cream. Next one 's pretty good . Oh, smile Donald's. McDonald's is right. Correct. We got one pass. Pass. Pass. Okay, there's thirty seconds left . Batman. Yes, it is Batman. Three so far . I'm enjoying the game . Ten seconds left, side . Death. Oh, Mark is pointing at no, just your instrument, please. No side. Just your instrument, five seconds later. That was Mummy was n't. Okay, so three, mark scores, three, not bad. Okay, so Mark Scores, I think that was a pretty respectable three. I like the game actually. It's good. Yeah, thank you . Now, well, if it's your turn, okay? Yep, so good luck. Here are your words . Your time starts now . Range Hill. Skull. School is correct . Batman. Yes, Batman, I forgot I put that down before Asther shopping supermarket. He needs one more to tie with Mark. thirty seconds left. He's thinking hard Got ten seconds to draw level marching . Pirate is pirates . Okay, so the scores the scores are three to nil because Ben's not had his go yet. So Ben Widget Widget drums . Are you ready? For the old harmony now, isn't it? Okay. So this is your chance Kat to finally get revenge on. Let's see if it gets any points. Good luck. Any of them, Ben Your time starts. Now bang. Okay, uh , circus . Nope . It's a film I'll give them a clue. It's a film Dumbo 's Wirewolf in London. Got one of the words Werewolf Harvard Wolf. Yes Wolf Break Wolf , wolf in sheep's clothing. What kind of music is that? Disco wolf Yeah, disco wolf. Disco wolf. Funky wolf . Not far off with Funky Wolf. The wolf of Wall Street. Oh , no Take no wolf. Yeah, keep going, keep going House Wolf. Think of it the wolf house. Like all of those music speaking dance wool. Yes. Oh dancing with wolves. Don't do the Wolf. He's got one. You've got five seconds . The eighteenth , March , military army. That's your time. What was that one, Ben? The Shawsank Redemption. Not easy on drums, not easy. Your dog's eating the coin I put on the floor letting him kill him. I know. I've moved serious moment. Just paid nine grands to bring that dog back from the dead. ten, ten grand. Oh, some ways it'd be good if the dog died, wasn't it? For the podcast? Yeah, for the listen, the podcast dog is now back to full health and two stone lighter now. Okay, Mark, off with two. Two stone like at least my gaspers. No cars waves. No, George Barshwin. No Eric . No gainer. No George Castway. No . Good, grinder guns, grinder guns, grinder guns, grinder guns, grinder guns . Yes, yes, yes, yes . We all felt quite sad for you that bit, but it's a sad. Luckily, it's a game called Who has Felt The Most Things Then So I need Cat to play guitar on this because I can't be able to do a strong or even just the you just need to make a noise. Okay, I can do that. You can make you can it. Are you able to reach that? I'll crap it. So it won't work . I mean, they'll work. The one you gave me didn't work. I think it works. I mean, you can just hit it if you want. It's covered in sawdust, sorry about that. How many have you got? That's perfect. Okay, this is the noise you want. Yeah, that's perfect. Okay, so this game is a simple game. It's called Who Felt The Most Things Then Simple Rules Everyone plays an instrument, I read out some things that you may or may not have felt. If you haven't felt the thing, you stop playing. The last person playing has felt the most things then, so it's fairly easy. So just yeah maybe some gentle music for this . A bit more gentle will it . That's nice and if you could strum away as well they can , that's perfect Well, that's the worst music I've ever heard . Okay, here we go . Have you ever felt a born man's head ? Have we all felt a born man's head ? And did we like it? Oh yes. Oh yes we did. All the same bowl buds A kangaroo or something like that A kangaroo or something like a kangaroo Who have we lost? Who I lost a trumpeter . No, never felt a kangaroo if you felt Ben Wallaby. Wallaby? Yeah, that would come. Cat . Wallaby pianist . Kangaroo. Yeah, that's exactly like it. Okay , have you ever felt terrible, terrible pain ? Awful pain . Yeah, we're still going . What was the pain, were it? Mark's hernia You felt marked hernia? Yeah, it was that fabulous. My sexually . Have you ever felt a big trophy ? We've lost mark. What's the biggest trophy you've ever felt? The welcome Pearlness , he's out, are you? You have to stop playing him He's refusing to stay out, he's out, okay . Have you ever felt like a fraud? Cats never felt like a fraud? Reynolds? What you must have felt like a fraud I think. Look at what you do for a living. Yeah . Well yep, okay so it's just the rhythm section . Have you ever felt a head of a tortoise? Yep, what does it feel like? It's smooth. Well, have you ever felt the head of a tortoise? Yep. What does it feel like? Smooth . Have you ever felt a fire resulting in a burn? Yep, yep, what ? No, never been burned. So it's just the drum now. What else has he felt? The cool breeze on your face whilst riding a horse in a wood or on the beach? No Where have you ridden? I've never ridden a horse. Me neither. What's a shame ? We didn't get legal wigs, a soldier, the inside of a coffin, a baby's head, vicar's tummy, headmistress's knee and a major Hollywood style's feet . Ooh while of Christmas oh I love dogs. I love spending time with my mother . Oh I love sunshine and walk to nice pubs. I love watching shows like Big Brother . The world is so huge , but I don't feel too small because I know that you're here with me . You're the best goddamn person that I've ever heard of that I've heard of a pro and freed so I'm a trumb . Oh , I'm a price . We all love you in our whole way . Yeah , I'm the price. I'm a price. I'm a price. We all think of you every day. Yes, so according to Google, you can buy Appa for about one hundred and fifty dollars per kilogram. That is the actual AMPA price . We are pretty much there. I think that's everything. If people want a personal training cat or inspirational talks or commentary and rugby matches, is that the sort of thing you'll do on demand? Yes, yeah, yeah, that's pretty much what I do, like pretty freelance and just kind of yeah go wherever work's needed. So maybe come via me . I'll put you on . Yeah, do that. Why not? In terms of the commentary on rugby matches, you're doing that for Skye. Skye would you do it ? How much if I was playing a game in the garden ? On your own? On my own . He's running with the wall. Yes. He's quite slow. Yeah. You did that sort of thing perfectly. I can do that yet. Okay, well there we go. Listeners , thank you for being there. We appreciate it . We really do . Come and see us on tour. Why not? Joe Walker . Thank you for recording . I'm lucky for you . Hello, Joe. Joelle Porter. Thank you for reordering it. Mr. Brown, Mr. Auckland, Mr. Piano, Mr. Reynolds, and Mr. Collier, thanks for blowing and plucking and hitting and all that. And mainly, Kat Merchant, thank for being our best guest ever. We'll be back in fortnight. Now in the valley there's a tiny little hut through the tiny little window there's a roasted tightly shut and in the hut window that's closed there's a fridge which has been turned out so the food is decuposed. The man that owns the hook with the moldy sali food, his peaking crossing bottom food deadly not George Shackleton . He's someone else , not George Shackleton He's someone else Oh hi there. As a little bonus today we'd like you to hear an exercise song I performed whilst atop a running machine. It's called ready to run . If you have a m rachowineing please, do mount it now . Goodbye. Do I look ready for exercise? Pretty much. . Okay, Mark , I've done my exercise gear . What do I do now? Look your hands and knee up and down and touch your toes and if you can't quite you can bend your knees I suppose your hands and your hips hip and down to the right press down towards the fall and tiny trousers field real . Let us know you're ready to run you ready to run , you're ready to run real fast. I'm ready to run . I'm ready to run. I'm ready to run real fast. Now it can make sure you set your back and that's enough for a rest of the guitar. Have a what? Have a donut snack . The whole donut . All saying saying he's done it Fire stop, you don't make sure your hands are cleaner one snakey fingers on a runner machine Jews being speed the, the suits, she is mine. We're watching it go. Take one last look, come on and start to school . Now you're ready to run now. You're ready to run, you're ready to run. Well , I'm ready to run . I'm ready to run . I'm ready to run real fast . The Apples is really rested up to see that too. They pushed this baby heart of the butt just hold the batton down. We put giants a hyper monitor . I'm ready to ride. I'm ready to ride . I'm ready to run wheel bar, I'm ready to run. I'm ready to run. I'm ready to run, wheel par. I'm ready to run ready to run. I'm ready to run wheel down. I'm ready to run, ready to run , ready to run, wheel by. I'm ready to run. I'm ready to run. Ready to run wheel To ready to run! I'm ready to run wheelbarrow! I'm ready to run! My generous don't have a good brain in the end a little doughnut on it For the final time this series , this is our grateful honour to those donating five dollars Step Morris Daisy Billiot Anna Marie Hedman , Roy Jones . Hanna Woods Dave Nichols Matthew Don kin Tim Lew Well Williams Rebecca Davey Kevin 's Lancer down Ian Best Hannah Minchell , James Pink Steve Arna , James Pink . Steve Arnum James Pink . Steve Steve Hannah . Finally, we owe James Peak and Steve Hannah a more considerable jingle which we will do in the September month upon rake and anyone else who I've forgotten I apologise so please enjoy this m usic composed by the temporary pianist not nicked from any TV shows as have been suggested . Listen to it. Enjoy it