Fashion Discussion and Closing

section that's our live for tour . We are on tour . Hello good evening, hello. It's time for us to have a lava Time the timing took to get out of the venue . It took much more time and we thought that if I too marked that it would take an hour or two , then said more , but it took about a four night . Think we're in Ecuador Section Bucka Section section section punk . Hello from Ecuador where we're recording this particular episode. Oh it's love,ly here. We've been on holid ay here for a week now and we're staying for ten weeks . Some Ecuadorian piano please. Chop chop and guys what have you all learnt about Ecuador so far? What's the capital ? Quito corre,ct ? What's the language? Spanish. Correct. What's the population? fifty. Correct. What's the currency ? Euros Correct. Dialing code plus six seven thousand five nine hundred three . They drive on the right road, borders with countries . Peru and Brazil . Colombia and finally music you see. Shut up, stop the music. The which lowest homicide rate in the Americ as, which number? Ooh , seventh. Now go with your first instinct. Fourth. Go with your fifth. Fifth, go with your fifth instinct. Fifth, lowest homicide rate in the Americas. But even though we're here in Ecuador . What the other four ? Pardon? What the other four? Well, I measured it would be Colombia. Colombia, probably. Brazil and Mexico. Penezuela and Venezuela . Bloody hell. Bang , isn't it? Have we met our only Ecuadorian listener yet on our holiday? We're waiting for this devoted to him or her. And even though we're here in Ecuador, searching for our one Ecuadorian listener, a middle income representative democratic republic with a developing economy that is highly dependent on commodities like petrole um and agricultural products. That's not what we're here to talk about today . One other thing we're not going to talk about today is potatoes. This was going to be the potato special, but a couple of guests have fallen through, notably one of the main representatives of the potato indust ry. But that will be coming soon. This one is a standard music based comedy chat podcast, so we're going to kick things off with Willip's performance of a beautiful song by Dulie Wilson. It's called As Time Goes By You must remember this from because I forgotten it . I think you're wicked, Willip. Guys ? Oh dear. Do you think Willip's wicked? Wicked Willip's cool guy. Well, let's get on with the podcast. Our special one person guest audience has arrived. Yes . Yep, well, get ready and listen to this guy. It's Nick Helm . It's Nick Helm Hello, hello Nick. Hi Nick. Hi Nick. Hello Nick. Hi, it's been a while since we've last hooked up with you. We've missed you. Oh and okay and thank you Thank you In the past Nick you made the band play some powerful music whilst you read some powerful poetry sure we are still making powerful music. Are you still making powerful poetry? No, no that's finished. I felt like the music overshadowed it, ruined it. So well , anyway, I'm here. Let's make the most of it. Is there anything you'd like to say before we begin? And is there any music you'd like underneath that speech? Something jazzy really? I did you mean recorded ? I have nothing to say. Oh, stop, stop Did a little doo doo dum dum good happy birthday to mwood Diddle Doo dum dumplayer he is not a tennis player Dittle doo dum dumbness he looks like Mr. Dumbless did a little doo dum dough he's like good on the piano Oh yeah Happy birthday to Tom Wood Happy Birthday to Tom Wood Happy Birthday to Tom Wood Happy Birthday to morrow . Oh yeah . Well, Nick, I always like to introduce the guest to the listener with some sort of musical explanation . Today I've used information from your Wikipedia page. Oh , it says you're a comedian actor and rock musician . So I will force some of their information into the tune of Simply The Best by Tina Turner. Fantastic. Is that your sort of thing? Oh yes is it? I love Tina Turner. Well good because this is simply Nick Helm. Ready? Yep listener, this is your guest He was born in nineteen eighty, he's thirty nine years old , not true . Nearly true. Nearly true. His Edinburgh show in twenty ten was Keep Hold of the Gold . Correct? I see why did it ? His name is Nin ja Colourist Tristan Phillips He grew up in St. Albans, went to Winchester Uni . Winchester, unique? Yep. college . He starred as Andy in Uncle BBC three . Yep . Yes. He enjoyed that Hancy King. He went to Cummingham Hill Prim ary school then Sandraham Secondary School baby is a change , but he simply held He's been nominated for a Bapta Award . He won a South Bank Breakthrough Award . He won Dave's Junker the Fringe Award but he didn't win the Edinburgh Comedy Award twice . Bridget Christie won the Edinburgh Comedy Award and that's a bitch. Bridget Christie was born in Gloucester . Ed known as Grace to have lost her . Your sibling . That was great . That was really great. Yeah . It's really great. It's rousing, wasn't it? Because to look at you, you wouldn't think you'd be able to do what you've just done, but it sounds so professional. Who are you looking at in particular? Who is all of you Which is the least professional which is the least professional looking there? You explain . I'm wearing trousers that go thin at the bottom. Which makes a change that you're wearing trousers, doesn't it? Your flies are undone, yeah. But some of the flies are under . I can see how many flies They've got three flies and two of them are done up actually . I'm thirty eight if you're gonna do that song again later . You were born in nineteen eighty. Oh, I see. Yes. I see another few months to go, isn't it? Born in October. Born in October, we're same as my daddy head of the game. We did a dog months ago for mister Adrian Dare. But now he's back so we sing another one with care. Adrian, we thank you for your excellent donation. We also think you always had outstanding concentration. You look at something really hard for hours at a time. So well done for your focus and your lack of doing crime. You're focused and you don't steal things the perfect combination. So once again we thank you Adrian for your kind donation. Shut up any questions for the band before we get started proper? I'm trying to get you to No ask them no. Okay. Ed's got a terrifying story from something that happened on the tube today. Would you like to hear that? Go on. Okay. We'd have some chilling bass guitar, please on . So it was chilling . It was quite tense Nick . I was getting off the train at Highway in Eslington. Getting off with the train. I was getting off . That was a different person. How did you say it was that? A lot of tonguing . Where's the ? I was getting off the train. Off the train off the train that Hybrid was lingering . So I didn't mean to derail your story Trumpet music, joe, hear a trumpet music joe . Play the music . There we go. Sorry, Ed , continue Thanks, Nick. And it was quite busy and they suited man. Such a scary story. Was stood with his fingers poised over the opening door button. Is this on a train or overground? Overground. Overground . Because sometimes people press the opening door on the air. They do, don't they? Yeah. Why did they they put put them them there there? Why'd Those were the days, weren't they? When they did something Back when you could smoke down there, and have sex So we were all waiting to get off as this suited man held his fingers over the open button and the button started flashing as it does to tell you that it's ready to be pushed, but he didn't push it, Nick , and we just stood there . And eventually a young woman reached between his fingers one delicate finger and push the button open. What did she do then? Did she look at you? She looked at me. What did you do? I gave her a thankful smile and she rolled her eyes . And we all got off . With each other. We're with each other . Well, that's a story with a happy ending, isn't it? Sure is. He was keeping you all hostage for a little while though.. Of course, yeah But then what happened was he instigated one of those moments that strangers have on public transport or in a lift. And it should have been a moment that was gone, but now thanks to this podcast, it lives forever. So in natural fact, that's quite a nice thing isn't it? It's like a happening. He brought us together. He instigated a happening with his negligence . It's a scary story. Here we go, here we go, here we go . There's a man called Matthew Godfrey who might have to move house soon. So this is a plea to his landlord in the form of a catchy tune. Don't evict.. Mr Godfrey, don't turf him out just yet. Matty Godfrey is a very nice man. He's not an awful git stop. Nick just so you know Nick at some point in the show we're going to hide the name of an American novel in a song. We'll perform a song and in that song we'll hide the name of an American novel. If you can predict it before we say the name of the American novel, you'll win a t shirt. Is it a recent novel? Recent Ish. I mean, same as America. It's a green t shirt , okay? Okay, I haven't read any novels. You will have heard of this recently. No, you will have heard of this novel. It's one of the biggest. Okay. Meanwhile, very quickly and quite quietly, let's talk about music. Do you like it? Yeah, they're quieter, please. Yeah, yeah. You've written some cracky music . Yeah, you wrote he makes you look fat. I did. Yeah . I don't play that anymore though . Well, all my references are gonna be from that album . How be? Think I fancy the pants of you? That's a great song. Off of you, too of it. Off of you, off , off of you. Bang bang bang. Man, it's Vietnam . Yeah . Your second album was called Nick Helmers Amazing . And all the songs on Amaz on are described as explicit. They're not all explicit. They're all described as explicit. I think there's probably swearing in all of them actually on the second album. How do you know why it's explicit? One of the albums called fucking Amazing. Okay . Are any of the songs implicit ? No, I don't think so. I think it's all fairly explicit . Can I read out a review that Gareth wrote of your album? It's positive. It's it? Yeah . The music is a bit more varied than the last album. True , with a bit of a softer sound to some of the tracks. Yes, but still contains the expected stonking rock tunes. Okay , I would recommend this album to almost everyone. Stop, almost everyone. I think that's fair. Almost everyone is fair. Who's he not recommending that to? Squares . What I don't like, Nick are songs that are grammatically incorrect. So we're going to perform a couple of grammatically correct songs now, focusing in particular on the double negative . Okay There's ghostbusters in there. Oh is that? What do they say? I ain't afraid of no ghosts. Yeah well that should be in there. So he is afraid of ghosts. Do the Rolling Stone' ones. Here we go. Oh yeah oh yeah can't get start ed back So that one because it says I ain't got answers that would mean I can't get no satisfaction. I can get some. I can get some I can get some satisfaction satisfaction that's what you're saying. Can we do about how much? I' inmcapable of getting no satisfaction. Yes, he can I get satisfied by everything . Which is why there's so many cases against me now . He can't help but get satisfied There is sunshine when you've gone in that one when the person goes away the weather clears up and Bill can relax at last and I've got two more of these you enjoy these. Ain't no sunshine . Better times. Not saying I'm happy without you, but let's just say that I'm not unhappy unhappy . So we'll do two sides of a coin here. We're doing a Marvin Gay song then obviously a two unlimited song One one two because baby said is a mountain is a valley . There is a river to keep me from getting Oh yeah, so Marvin quite realistic there Come on. Let's rattle through this guys . Last one, a song called Song called No Limits and you need to work out if there are limits or if there are not limits or if there are not no limits. Okay . Well , deep bar. No no no no no no no no no there's no limits so there are no limits that's actually you're correct.' Thats correct. There are thirteen there. So they all cancel each other out before the last one. You genuinely can reach the sky. It's the opposite of Nardson. So well done, Jean Paul, Decosta, and Phil Wilde, the founders of two unlimited. They've sold eighteen million records worldwide, really? All like one, or different ones ? All different ones. Lovely. I would say Nick, I've had a throat infection for a week, so my voice is a bit added. What's your excuse? I too have just done Edinburgh. Oh, the same . I'm just sort of in the recovery period. You've always sounded like this, haven't you? Hey you. Yes you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You're a girl who is both tall and strong. Thank you. Yes you strong until two? Are you a girl? Then this could be your song. Are you for Rachel? Then this could still be you. The song is for Rachel . Yes, it's true, but which Rachel out looking for that could be just one listening. There could be many more It's Rachel Sil It's your birthday today . This song is all for you with love from a man called James. They could be two rich and silvermoons. We both know a generous guy called James, the one that we are looking for as a dog with an un usual name . It's called A the dog so happy bird . We hope that he likes your song So look, next year in October you're going to turn forty. I'm about to turn I'm about to turn forty one. Next year in October. Yeah, that's correct . But that is over a year away. Well, not when the podcast goes out . When does the podcast come out in seven weeks time after I'm dead? Yeah . Do you have any major concerns about life at this stage? I do want to you play a game of major concerns? Oh yeah, I'd love to play a game of major concerns. Okay, so the band are going to play a little riff, something quite gospelly with the chorus being major concerns. We're all going to say our major concerns one by one and the person who gets the most agreement wins. So if you really agree with it, you say amen and the person who gets the most amen wins. Okay, so everyone think of major concerns with life please. Okay , okay. So I'll start with a major concern and we'll go around to my right till where you next bench for it. Okay, please I was wondering if would you do some music is a bit quicker? Yes, good idea. Well, like smoking event , like chase music, bomb bom, bomb, bomb, bomb, bum . Yeah, it looks like that's what we're getting . Oh I'm really concerned that if I was ever in a fight it would really hurt . Thank you Mark . Aymen. We've got two Amen here. Ben, your turn. Thank you. A late Amen. Hi Den. Hi . I'm worried about my toe but I dropped a piece of wood on last week and I'm worried it might drop off because it's looking pretty manky It's hard to agree with that. Oh, really? We'll look at it after this one. Well, what's your magic concern ? Stay quiet Arthritis Major Concern Major Concern now Major Concern? No deal Brexit Arm Hey Amen I don't really Go, what are your major concerns? The birds nest in the house whereabouts to have a building work up . And now managers consider I've just confessed to the crime. No we haven't done it yet . That's the possibility of the crime of removing a person . Without permission from the een Q,u which is a Francis Is that Swannston? No. Okay. Amen. Amen. Amen. These are all very personal specific concerns. They don't have to be. They don't have to be Any major concerns about? I'm quite concerned that I might not live to see this podcast at all . Amen. Amen. Amen. I'm on the fence there . If you do die before it, can you do it in Memorial? We will get with the ants. Yeah, love this. This is the fitting tribute . Pinners, pinners. Maybe silence for everyone . I was talking to the mysterious Pedro the other day. Sexy time. Amen and he said that we're getting to the age that we should start thinking about having our prostate checked. Combines one lap. Was it just you two, was it? Yeah. In bed. He's tried that approaching him. He loves that line . Yep. So we checked each other's and I think we're fine . Remember, Nick at some point . I think that's the end of MageConcerns Medica confirms . Sometimes I can use pretty much a whole looll in one go , I don't believe you. Charlotte The black kids keep you warm . The blankets keep you warm . The lip flups keep you cool . The flip bluffs keep you cool . But I want to be warm and I want to be cool at the same time for . Well, you gotta meet Michael Bethinson and his good friend Stephanie That's right they're warm and they're good like a perfect juiceberry fool He's up English hot males and she hop Irish and Hungarian but most of all, most of all they're warm and cool like blank ets , blank and flip flop . Well look we've got a banker now Nick. It's a little game of who's had the most little things in their hands so far then guys. Oh so you all play instruments didn't who's going to get pursuing now? Yep . You all play strums. What instrument would you like to play in this bit Nick? You can choose an instrument you play guitar obviously but I play guitar very rudimentally. Isn't it fine? Recorder. Sure . . Well, that's a shame for the listener, but fun. Do you play recorder Nick? No . I'm going to read out a list of little things, Nick. If you haven't had one of these little things in your hands, you have to stop playing. So the last person playing has had the most little things in their hands so far then guys. I've had a lot of things in my hands. Well let's find out. Please don't squeak too much because of the listener's ears. Here we go. Start with a snail . Have we all held a snail? Course we've all held a snail. We are mighty humours. Someone else's tooth ? Someone else's tooth? Oh, we'd love to go a story. My niece's first tooth came out last night. And he held it ? Passed around the Collier household? No, but my sister in law keep has kept all of the son's first teeth. Isn't it weird? Yes, yes, yes. We start again? No . Ric . We all had ricles in our hands. We're all smart. Why have we never heard Ladder ric bicycle. Okay. Jimmy's bicycle . It's not on this occasion. A two pound coin. Wow . A two pound coin. Everyone still find them exciting? Yeah, they're not about caviar . Caviar we lost with it, the vegetarian . Gold any sort of gold a chicken's foot a naughty p ill . I'm going to ask Ben what's a naughty pill have you held I'm not going to say but I've held one I've held one and I think we've lost the pinnacle have, we lost the pennies? Yes. Good boy. Good boy. A grain of rice with something written on it, or a sacred stone or a bee or a wasp or something. Yep . A wedding ring? Who's held a wedding ring? A lingambree ? A lingambree ? Oh c ard is just a hypotizing sound. One of those little eggs? A quail's egg ? One of those little fish, white bait . A beak have ever held a beak? Nick, I'm going to have to push on this. What beak have you held ? What beak have you held? I can't play it. It's a recorder. I can't know I know I can give you a little room there to duck speak. You've held a duck speak . An eyeball Which eyeball? Which eyeball? A frog's eyeball? A frog's eyeball. Moon dust . The yellow moon dust . I've got a rock from the moon. Okay. A famous American singer's fingernails . Now a mal. Yeah . What a game effort though. Well done Nick and a lovely moment . A lovely moment. I think I should have gone out a lot earlier actually, but I was concentrating so hard on playing learning the recorder on my feet that I got there in the end. Yeah. I think you finished it now. No need to play it again. Hey, Nick, how do you write the music for your songs? Yes, what's the process? I sing a song. But you didn't sit there with a guitar or a piano? No, because that would really significantly hold me back on my range. Oh, really? Yeah. So you sing it out loud for sing it out loud really phone or in the olden days, addictaphone, and then I later on sit down with a guitar. Well, that was a genuinely interesting question to answer fascinating. No, fascinating, guys. Yeah. I'd like you to write some music now in that in that method, please so you can use my phone if you want or you can just use the podcast as the recording is the podcast. Yeah. Okay, we're going to do it. We often do top ten s in this so top ten's are things around the world. I've got a new top ten , it's top ten things that sound a bit like cabbage , but we need some fresh music for it. So could you compose the music for it? So there's something exciting and count down here, please. Nick. What? Could you compose the music? Because there's any sort of music but it needs to be Top ten things that sound like cabbage, top ten things that sound like cabbage. Top ten things that sound like cabbage . Okay , okay one, three, three At number ten, it's baggage . You want it when you go on holiday, but not when you're entering a new relationship. At number nine, down three for Spanish. Doesn't sound enough like cabbage against the top five. Staying still at eight mammoth Sorry, did somebody ask for a woolly mammoth? No, I asked for some cabbage. Let's carry on at number seven. It's radish. At least they're related somehow number five Sorry number six. It's rabbits. Rabbits, cabbage, rabbits, cabbage . Top ten things sound like cabbage, dot and things sound like cabbage. Dot and things sound like cabbage . And number five is sausages . Sausages, cabbage. And number four is large ring number one, scrambled. Yes, it sounds like cabbage and number three. It's carriage. It's a bit boring and number two it's a big movement. Yes, it's software package . That's number one with three syllables. It's a new entry for Charles Babbish The far of the computer is the thing that sounds like a bunch like Abbott is a stop dead thing to sound like a stop dead thing to sound like Arish. Well done, mister Babbish . Thank you Nate. Did a savage and there? No. No, that wasn't twelve . Savage does sound like cabbage, but not as much rabbits sausage. But more than sausages. More than sausages . Bent how you pronounce sausages, I think . Do keep watching out for the name of American novel Hidden in the s ong. If you say it before we say it, you get a green t shirt. Hey, can I have some dainty music, Mr. Pianist? Dainty music, dainty music, dainty music, coffee . Hey guys . Hi Alice. How are you all feeling about fashion at the moment? Confident . Okay , yep . What do you guys think about tight trousers? They say you Nick You sticking with me. I mean meant to be good for the environment . Hats. There's two of you wearing hats Kinda can't wear a hat. It's very big. I've only started wearing a hat due to necessity. Bally. You put a cock on your hat. Yeah, is it French? Is it a French cockrol? No . What about funny colored football boots, guys? What do we think of funny colored football boots? What sorts of colours? Sometimes orange, sometimes white. Sometimes orange, sometimes white . What about scarves? That's just a big big, bit ofs material. This is the fashion section . What do people think of those scarves that are very warm, very warm? If they're for warmth, they're great. tiny pants are we're all supposed to be wearing now, just the bits that just clip just sort of clip onto the front and don't go all the way around the side. Is that a real thing? Isn't that for swimming? I don't know, but that's why I'm wearing now. The scarf's fashionable. It's like a patch, a suction patch. Like a micrette patch. Yeah . A dick a dicorete patch . Please shut up. It's time to be quiet and think about him for a while. Like I call Andy Williamson, my favourite guy by a mile . So shut your mouth and please stand still for Andy Williamson and pay respect because he drinks lots of beer and plays his keyboard every day We'll see you in Brighton where you'd like to show your f ace , you develop webs for people which you carry around in your webcase Right then everyone, listen to this. This is written by Joe Walkland When do you think it became a thing to call something a thing And if it isn't a thing what is it then? If it isn't a thing is, it nothing ? If it isn't a thing, it must still be something . Something is better than nothing I think you'll agree the order must be, it's nothing, something, they're nothing . The bass drum is nothing . The bongos are something , the low trumpets are a thing . The high trumpets are a thing . What about everything ? That's something more. Everything's more than a thing . But if everything is more than a thing, then that makes a thing just like nothing . But we already know that a thing is a thing, and definitely nothing like nothing . So it's nothing something, a thing and everything now you're getting somewhere . Wow, this bit's something else . Oh, I don't like this bit. No, nor do I. I just wish it was something different. Oh okay fine. Well, I think we're aware that we're getting somewhere and we definitely are not nowhere . But we're not everywhere because if we were there , it would be more of a thing When I really don't care, I'm not sure it's a thing because everyone's threshold is different because nobody's everything 's nothing and somebody's something is someone else's, nobody's everything is everyone's nothing and somebody something someone else's Nobody's Everything is everyone's nothing and somebody something if someone else's thing There's a thing. Nick do you drive? No Would you like to win a Roll Boyce? cool. Well it',s now time for you to try to win a Rolls Royce as we play Rolls Royce . Rolls Royce Rolls Royce Rolls Royce What is going to do is say the full name of a Roy of my choosing whilst rolling your R's in one breath, the longest Roy rolllled wins a ros Royce or some ship. How did you roll your ass? ass. Your armor. twenty point seven seconds is the perfect. twenty point seven seconds to beat. Greg Davis is currently in the driving seat of the Rolls Royce. Very different techniques of rolling their arms, don't they? That's what you're learning from the window. Not believe Angelica Bell's technique, Nick Holmes . Your Roy is do, if you want to jump in and guess which Roy I'm talking about, your Roy is eighty three years old. Walker. He's like, He's an English comedian, no actor presenter, et cetera. He was Charlie Brown. Born in No, born in Croydon. He fails to authority understand this. Just have to guess which Roy I'm talking about. Is an authority on the history of musical entertainment? Roy Hard . Roy Hard has been called the Midwife Midsummer Murders Ben D Bornro,adchurch, Law and Order UK Coronation Street and this year casualty. What a CV. That's awful. Did he fall? That's the best bit so far. Yeah, I think that was the best bit so far. So all you've got to do is say the name Roy Hud , but roll your R's and for as long as possible in one breath, if you get over twenty point seven seconds, you will probably win a rolls Royce. Okay, okay, are you ready? The band will join in help you. Okay . I will start my clock on when you start your roy al Oh , that was nineteen point four seconds one point three seconds. Close the winning mind. You know how to roll my or say any of the words hud ? I said hud dle Yeah, he's my favourite comedian is Fad . Oh dear. Go on then well, sing that song from the musicals that you love so much Oh God was this? This I'm just trying to think of books that I know. Yeah, you got to get it. Otherwise you won't win the green t shirt. Has it happened yet? No Memory like you right ? Sorry I forgot it . Well that's about it. Did you do that earlier or did it be a rehearsal? Different song, different song, yeah. Still could, yeah. Yeah, I think you say and your facial expressions communicate very different. Oh no. In my pocket, I've just found one piece from a jigsaw. That's a sad situation. Puzzling. , I mean, that wasn't good. No, but it is a sad child later on. Nick, we're very nearly there. Is there anything you'd like to add to the podcast at this stage? What are you up to? Can we buy your albums, that sort of thing? You can buy my albums, but what most people do is they listen to them on Spotify. Oh, do you get any money from that? I think zero point zero zero one pay. We didn't put ours on Spotify for that very reason. Is that right? I didn't put mine on Spotify. What? Some well, I'm very sorry to say it was it was me you put your songs on Spotify. Sorry no Is there anything do you do live stuff at the moment? Can we talk? I want to publicize that you don't have to when is this coming out? October. Oh yeah, I'll be on tour nationwide . Okay . And then I'll probably be doing some Christmas shows at the Pleasants. , will they be good? That'll be amazing. Yeah, what sort of stuff? Oh, just it's called Nick Helm's Christmas Fuck Fest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to have to put explicit on the name of our podcast. If you've got a fucking helm on your show , I mean, nobody told me before we started that there was no swearing policy, but you can bleat me out. We didn't say there wasn't no swearing on the show. Ain't no swearing on our show and I took that for what it meant so there is not swearing There is only swearing okay we're going to leave you with one more song Nick . Is everyone ready for this one? The only book I can think of is Gong Girl, Gong Girl . One of the great American novels. That's because it was a film. You might get it, remember, there is a green t shirt to won. American novel. One of the great American novel s, of course. From the top Jordan Jordan, and I keep thinking So what American novel is Get Looking at home or on the bus on the road Mice and men Mockingbird. Then we've reached the end of the podcast. Can we remember the cabbage music to play under the outro credits? Ten things sound like cabbage, ten things to sound like cabbage, ten cabbage . Yeah, ten things are well cabbage ten . We've finished it . Thank you everyone. Joe, well marked then John Walker according to Joe Boy representing Lancaster and our best guests ever fight with the game . Thank you for having me, I 'm a fight would ever get by some distance. There is a bonus musical coming up written by Mr. Bar Brown . Please like and subscribe . Keep donating. We appreciate that and we'll see you next week with Mr Scrooby's Pip . Goodbye cabbage . Yeah . 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Chris Charles Bryan, White Ray Glenn, Rebecca Davy . Kevin Moore among the downs E ars and Mitchell, Diamond Lee, Louise Dutnell, Rory Jones, Christopher Mark Viper, Steve Robinson, Tester Key, Rodri Lloyd, Christmas Mountain, Ean Nayman, Matt Robinson, John Lend and Grandmother , Henry , Evan Tassel, Emma Colville Savior, Chadwick, Nick 's in your wallet, Black James, Roberts on Jones, Arlingwood, Hollywood Judas, John Morsfield Bradfordy, Paul Kiss , Matstead, Alexander , Heil Emma Connoll , John Baines Wickers, Andrew Rowland , Ashley Smith , Jason Be So the musical begins The opening scene is me just a cool guy walking around London enjoying the sights, the sounds, the smells, but also the trials and tribulations of city life. I often see some friends I was out in a mouse in a restaurant or in a bun or a pub. It really doesn't matter for the purpose of this story , this story , this story So scene change and now it's me going to the toilet in the pub or the airport or the restaurant . Cue the music This toilet is broken what should I do ? I put lots of paper over my poo . I hope that's enough that it fix the plumbing cause it's getting quite busy and the next guy's coming no No So this is the big finish to the musical Now the enormous cast comes out of all the toilets and we all start singing over the crash . Take it over the crash . We take it over the crash . Take it over the craft . Take it over the crab . We take it over the crab . Take it over, take it over the cra Take it over and cramp . Take it over little cramp . Take it over little cramp . Take it over the craft . Take it over the crap . Take it over the craft . Take it over the crap it over the tap . Make it over the tap