News Reading and Final Games

Hello, good evening and welcome . It's time for us to have a lovely time . We timed the time it took to get to the venue . It took less time than we thought that it might do. I thought it would take a minute or two. Yeah, that's what I said and it did only take a minute because we're in my shed We're in my shand is the whole section podcast . There's the whole section podcast . There's the whole section podcast . It's the whole section podcast. Hello Hello Hello to every single person in the world . Willip and welcome to the Horn Section podcast, a truly great listening experience for anyone with realistic expectations. Hi guys. Hello, hi, hi Alex . So our technical man, Joe Walker has done some research and has found out that we have one listener in Ecuador . So this is a song for you, our solitary fan in Ecuador. If you do hear this and you are our Ecuadorian listener, please get in touch and say hello . Okay, here a song for a man or woman in Ecuador You are the only in Ecuador, Ecuador who listens to this podcast anymore , anymore . There are seventeen million Ecuad orians , but only one of them is an Alex Horny Fam . So if you're the person in Northwest South America Who listens to us and not podcasts like Joan and Jericha ? Then Hola in quito or manta orqua Vedo your darling coded five nine three your president is Lenin Marino Bomb Bom . So there we go. Has anyone ever been to Ecuador out of us? No Hi listeners, a spot of admin now, so some admin music from Mr Shelduck. Here we go . Oh, that's amazing. This is to let you know that the horn section will soon be going weekly . That's right. The podcast will come out every Wednesday soon, but we will also be having some long breaks. So instead of a new episode every other week, we'll be doing several series of eight weekly episodes and then some weeks off, then another series , that sort of thing. So if you want to donate on Patreon, please do bear in mind that there may be a pause before your dingle comes out. Don't let that stop you now. Please keep donating now. It really helps. So that's it. We're not exactly sure when we're having our break, but we will let you know . Thank you . Shut up Willis just mentioned he's got a new joke. Yeah. Do you want to do a new joke? Yeah, you got a line. I've got a line in the joke. Yeah, your joke is how is it? That's my joke. No, that's your line. Okay. You said that was my joke. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it sounded stupid. , off we go . I exfoliate with Margarine. Oh, how is it? Couldn't be butter . Okay, it's actually pretty good, will you? You looked more miserable than I've ever seen you . Hey, well, if you could go to any country, what would it be? Ecuador? Mark ? Ecuador. Ben Ecuador. What about the pianist? Greece. And Joe, what are your three worst qualities? Stop the music please. Three worst qualities. Well,' theres so many to choose from. But the top three . A bit quicker flatulence probably . Overweight. Yeah, bit quicker. Shoes. Yeah. Mark stick in his thing. Oh yeah of evening. Vomiting drinking after drinking. Well, here we are in my shed today in Chesham, the greatest town in all of the Chilterns . And we have come here to meet our very special one person guest audience. Yes, we're very lucky to have her . She's very busy and doesn't really have time to appear on other people's podcasts. So please welcome Rachel Horn It's Rachel Horn . Hello Rachel. Hello. Welcome to the podcast. Band this is Rachel. Rachel, this is a band. Hello Rachel. Hello band. Nice to meet you. Oh, I've met you before. On first impressions, Rachel, first impressions, who are your favorites? Tell me your favorite four members of the band, please. You've got to be my most favourites. Yes, they 're next three. They're next three out of the five. Okay, I'm gonna have to go for Benjo and M No hesitation at all . I feel like I've known them for the longest. And you prefer them? Okay . Well let's introduce you properly to the listeners now, Ecuadorian or otherwise. I've written a song about you, who you are, what you've done. You can choose what music you think would be appropriate. May. Yes, you, Rachel Horne? Source of cheesy pop . Okay, this is all from Wikipedia. Cheesy pop song about Rachel Horn She was born Rachel Gibson on the twenty ninth of May . She presented the business on the BBC News channel on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays . Horn grew up in County Famanna in Ulster on the shores of Lockhurn, then in two thousand five, she married a comedian , Alex Herne . Oh Rachel Rachel You've had a productive life Oh Rachel Rachel I'm your husband you're my wife Horn has worked on breakfast with Frost Five Live and Radio One and BBC Essex and Working Lunch and NewsRound, which was fun . In twenty eighteen, Horne replaced Lynn Bolt doing travel on the radio . This year she ambass os and Chris Evans started the Virgin Radio Breakfast show Oh Rachel Rachel You've had a productive life Rachel Rachel Rachel I'm your husband . You're my wife . My wife. Un stop . All of your songs end with unstop. Hm . Yes . Oh , I was only young he knew that he would travel far, by phone or train or aeroplane or bicycle or car. But Ian didn't know that he would one day stand at top. A roof that kept the rain from falling on a special shop. Yes, Ian Parkinson's Sykes is a man who is quite high because he's on the roof of Tesco's eating shepherd's pie. He in Parkinson's Psyche is a good ten meters up eating food and drinking from a tiny yellow car . Well with some soft piano underneath, please describe the environment that we're currently sitting in. Messy with a lot of potential . I would like to empty it out and clean it Yeah. It's your office at the bottom of the garden and it's got everything in it . All of the things all of the things well, let's play the first game of the podcast. This one is called Find the Sausage . Wow . Is that appropriate? Good. All you have to do is listen to a little song sung by a little trumpeter. That's Joe, and you have to see if you can count how many sausages were hidden in the song. Podcastg D isog just jumped onto the trumpeter. Listen for the sausages and the hidden in the song. Any sausage reference will count. Okay. Okay. Are you up for the game? Yep. And you can win a t shirt, a green t shirt. Which green t shirt? Joe Walker's wearing one that the winner's right? Do you win the winner's t shirt? Oh, I like that one. Well I know that Frankfurt her she's got tricks so much to lose . We've not heard a chip of laughter 'cause she's forlorn and she's blue And while he's not a richman , he buys her a cocktail or two But she's putting up walls she's emotionally bad and rude . They just need to fall It's sic ient like this . I hope they can park and make it through Because it's slumming to think the things could still get pursued . I hope he can re such a caramel and thing could sing a show Maybe tone will come when he can find her again Okay, Rachel, so for one green t shirt, how many sausages? nineteen tenuous sausage links? Lynx is good. Was it nineteen? With links. Links guys. Links. No one's ever won the grain t shirt. We'll have to put a new prize in Luke Joe . Okay, well we're going straight into another game now. Rachel, a game for you. Good. Thanks. This one is called Audi is Your Love . This is a replacement for SAB because somebody's won the SAB now. Who won the SAB? Rob Deering. Oh, hasn't he come to collect it, yet? It's been delivered. Was it your dad, Sab? Yes, it was doctor Horn Sab. Did your dad? No . And the way it works for this, you've got to say words that appear in the BG song Audi is Your Love. , but you got to say them in alphabetical order as the band play one minute of the song in the background . The person in the podcast series who says the most correct word from the song in alphabetical order wins an Audi and it's a white audi A six three point zero D three hundred one five Twin Turbo Black Edition with light damage . Oh, it sounds good though half of the light damage. Do you understand the game? So you got so the words in our best . There are eighty different words in the song Yeah. Okay , so we're looking for eighty in sixty seconds . So good luck. Tom will you mind have you got a watch on? Can you time this? Can you tell me when a minute's up? Shout stop. All right. The minute starts now Deep ? Good . She's on one at the moment . She's missed out fourteen words before D , words like Braking and Breeze . Arms, isn't there? Still on one and how you spelling that? think the letter. Yep, you could have had eyes actually. Oh at the moment Need? Need Yes, lovely. Lovely. Missed out moment . Good morning . Currently on three . Hold on left on ten more seconds. Love? Love of course, yeah. Love so unfortunately that is before Need and Blackleb. Yeah. Yeah. Unless it was Needham K eith that's not in it, is it ? You know me quite well, don't you Alex? She got my spelling ability. Three and got the alphabet wrong. Yes My strengths lie elsewhere . Okay , I want to climb mountain, I want to swim with sharks. I want to eat a coconut and buy my shoes from clerks, but more than all these crazy things I need to meet a man . A man called James, a man called Pake. Yes, I'm his biggest fan. Because he's got nice arms, his chin is wide, his forehead is a beauty . His lips are red and plump and wet, he really is a cutie. James Peak, the man, the mighty man, James Peake, the greatest dude. James Peak, he takes nice photos and he cooks some tasty food. James Peak . At this point, I like to sit back and enjoy the podcast for one . So it's time to hear a musician interviewing our guest in our new ish feature. Musicians are curious. Will it? Would you mind singing the jingle? Are yes ? Musicians are curious . Okay It's going to be you asking the quest ion today, Mr. Pianist . So the way it works is this, you have to play a couple of notes on your instrument, then ask a question to Rachel starting with I was wondering and then keep playing your instrument under the answer, then back to those opening notes again. Okay . So three question interview. Okay ? Hi, Rachel. Hi. Just get on with the interview, please Flirting with my wife. That was weird . I just said hello guys. That's the way you looked at her . I was wondering I was wondering Rachel Horne . Could you describe that first moment when you realized you were in love with Alex Horn? Okay, then play your piano under the answer, please? I saw him for the first time in the student Union Bar University in Freshers Wake and I thought and then we left it about two years until we got together. Love it first night though. Okay next, question . I was wondering, Roger . What did you want to be when you were a little girl? When you grew up ? Quite want ed to be an astronaut, but I find science challenging . As well as spelling. There was that . That's very interesting, thank you. I was wondering if you could choose to live in any other country in the world, where would that be? Northern Ireland . Not even happen though was it ? No it's too difficult work wise . But we'd like to. Yeah. And we will visit more . Okay , brilliant . Well, let's talk about your musical ability and then let's talk about your children and their musical ability. Okay, what can you play? Clarinet grade four. Could play the song from the Hovisad? Could that play your music? Do you want to go on this clarinet? Oh Lord That was good, Rachel? I wasn't fourteen. We're just handing over. It's not even a clarinet. You just said I would have bought my clarinet. No, no, I think there is your clarinet in that case there. Yes, but let's open it. I don't know how what to play it anymore . And that's the Hover Sadvert, isn't it? Yes. Love the hover. Hovice . And the breads are ready . Interestingly. Play a little bit more of the Hover Sad sverampler, please . We'll do the hover sampler . Can you stop it now? Yeah, that's my musical inter pretation of the Hobacad. We have one child left . Hello, Tom, what instrument do you play? phone? Yeah. Hey, the best one, the worst one. Do you want to play a little bit of saxophone for us? No . Do you do a little bit for us? And I'll give you five pounds more. Eight pounds? More? Eight pound fifty. More. I'm not going over nine pounds Ten pounds. ten pounds you done? We're in. We're into ten pounds . Willpower there, Daddy. Do you want to grab Barney's saxophone from there? So Tom has grade two saxophone and he's got no, he's got his greed too coming out. It's great too. You've seen the past decade the past that I heard him. It's very good . And he's going to start at Wilmot with the Examine he passed everyone at his first . This is good. Yeah good facts about the band W.illip is now a music examiner . Yep. And how many exams have you examined ? How many do you mean well ? Podcast dog. Probably about fifty. fifty and how many have you passed? How many have you failed? A hundred percent pass. Well done you. A very good examiner. Austin's examiner . Good on you. Thanks. Okay, so Tom Mike play a bit of shotgun by George Ezra, and we've realized this morning that Mark Brown actually appeared on the original recording of Shotgun by George Ester . Did. And he received a paycheck this week . Seven figures . Seven pound no didn't . Okay, here we go shot gun I believe IB D shot gun by George Ezra shot gun I Mader shotgun Yay ! Great job. twenty pounds a paper for that. Ten pounds for that . Goodbye, Tom. Dean, date Joe Leonard is a man and that's the way it is . But if you change one letter of that silly name of his , Joe Leonard would not be a man. He'd be a different mammal . A legend of the jungle . A sleek and spotted animal . Yes what? The end in Leonard's name with something like a pee . He'd not be Leonard anymore. No longer a man would he be . Joe Leopard would emerge from his den. Joe Leopard, a really cool guy . Joe Leopard, I think you should change your name now, why won't you, Joe? Why ? Why? Why ? Speaking of Saxon, Joe have you got' ave song for us . Yep. So this is a song Tom afterwards . I will explain it to you . But it's going to take quite a lot of explanation some of which will be delicate. Should he leave? No, he needs to hear this Ado is not a name for your baby b oy . Adolf is a name you should avoid because as everybody knows Adolf Saxon invented the saxophone . Did you enjoy that song Tom? Tom the show What we go? Here we go, here we go There's a man called Matthew Godfrey who might have to move house soon. So this is a plea to his landlord in the form of a catchy tune. Don't evict. Mr. Godfrey, don't turf him out just yet. Matty Godfrey is a very nice man. He's not an awful kit . Well, while we're all here, let's talk let's talk about caveat music. So we've discussed caveat music before, it's songs in which the songwriter has put a clause in explaining one of the lines in the song. The classic being the Javis cocker song. Do you want to do that now just to You so beautiful to me. So that's the classic caveat song. Well, we've been sent more so we're going to play a couple to see if they work well enough to go in the live show , which by the way, we're currently touring language for a lot happening there. The trumpeter swore. The saxophone hit the dog and the ten year year old old. The nine heard the swear word. Okay. He didn't did he? Well, he's nodding in he's very pleased with his afternoon's work so far. Saxophone is not a swear word . Okay . I should mention we are touring. If you live in the following destinations, do look us up. Rachel, I'm going to ask you to read out all the names on this list because you've got a lovely voice. Just some piano underneath. If you live near any of these places, please come and see us. Dudley, Bristol, Cambridge, Coventry, Buxton, Ipswich, Sulford. All very similar intonation so far . Brawley, York, London, Cardiff, Wilson, Lancaster go down with the boys for the rest of Lemington Spa. But I mean stop Lemington Spa. Beudley. Thank you. Northampton? Yep . Leicester . Exactly. Broadcaster. I don't usually put on voices . Isle of White, Aldershot, Exeter, Milton Keene. You haven't put an S on the end Brighton, Dorking Thank you, Rachel. You didn't think Castle, that's the biggest one in the list. So we will have been and gone why wasn't it. We will have been. Thank you, Rachel, and that is why you are on the radio and are a successful broadcaster. Thank you. One of the many reasons. Okay, so here is a caveat song by Squeeze , two, a wand The Indian setting from the rooks above the pass, the cowboy's squishy in the bushes and the grass. The squirrels with a corporal she's tied against the tree. She doesn't mind the language it's the beating she don't need. She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep and he wakes to find the fire stiff and arrows in his hand. And David Crockett rides around and says it's cold for cats . That's a cabinet there so it is cool to do those things but only if you're a cat you have different parameters about what is or what isn't cool okay there's that one cool for cats. The members of the squeeze themselves may not find the behaviour of the cowboys and Indians cool at all. Similarly this, song by WAM is a caveat one. Wham's one of the best bands with an exclamation mark. Anyone want to tell me any other bands with exclamation marks in the name? I've got one . The go team. Yes, good. Well, that's good. Yeah. Therapy's got a question Question Mark. Lovely. Yeah . We've got Snap Snap. There's bewitched heaven asterisks? Yes, lovely Rachel great. Double denim We've got panic at the disco, panic in the middle of the sentence, and of course the beatles. I was going to say the beats . Three exclamation marks . Yeah Then pretend you to the place where membership's a smile in place Brush shoulders with the stars . Where strangers take you by the hand and welcome you to Wonderland from beneath their panamas up tropical drinks are free Sun and Sunshine there's enough everyone . Ah, all that's missing is the sea. Ah so club dropper covenant is a great place. You can brush shoulders with the stars, drink thes are free, there's enough fun for everyone, but it's miles from the beach. It's in Birmingham. If you are feeling stressed by life, just sing this name out loud Marco Rapaccioli. Sure to lift the cloud . Marco Rappapperji Joliulie a splendid sort of name Marco Ripper Julie the best words to proclaim So Marko Ripper Julie Thank you for being so Marco Ripper Jolli. The greatest name we know it's Marco Raba Jolie and rhymes with Marco ly sing it very slowly Marco Raba oli Okay, so Rachel Horn, I've done some research. We've got some quick fire questions now. A bite? It's about you. Elder. Okay. Music from the basist and the trumpeter, please but very quiet trumpeter . Here we go. Quick final questions . You went to City University. Why did you go there? To get a postgraduate diploma and broadcast journalism. Was it tough to get into? Yes, 'cause you didn't get in. You didn't get in. We're on the same interview d.ie No . The examiner was not Willip Collier. What are we having for dinner tonight? Oh, we're going to the pub. Was it always pretty ordered? Yes, I'm having fish and chips. I'm having vegetable tag. Was it always broadcast journalism rather than print journalism? Yes. Why? Because I am more expressive vocally. And the alphabet problems? And the spelling issues. When do we need to start planning next year summer holiday? Done. You've done Telly, but now you're on the radio, which you prefer. Tell your radio, radio. And finally, do you think we should bring you our vows when we get to about our twentieth anniversary or is that sort of thing nonsense? As long as it means we can have a part y. Stop . Maybe go a holiday . It's either going to be Canada or Denmark. Oh, both good. Well, I think you're excellent on television and the radio, and I'd like you to demonstrate your news reading voice now. So there's going to be a musical sting like you get for the news and then a bed of music underneath the news. So we need a sting to get in the news. What sort of bed would you like under the news, Rachel? Slightly tense. Yeah. Breakfasty, but not too tense. And Ben, would you mind announcing the news of the Hornse News with Rachel Horne ? And there are four news items for you, one bad news, one intriguing news story, one sad news, and one good news story. Then we have the weather, which is bad and sad and intriguing and I want you to represent all that with your intonation. Is that all right? Yep. You don't need to read out the titles to give you a hint of the intonation. Thanks. So good luck everyone . And now for the news with Rachel Horne . I'm Rachel Horne. This is the Horn Section Podcast News. Something dramatic happened today that will have very bad consequences for some groups of people that may well include you but probably won't. The thing that happened was awful and people have said they didn't like it at all. Four people have been arrested . Meanwhile, somewhere else something happened that was also unexpected, but in a much less bad way . The thing that happened was surprising and also quite funny but was also a little bit creepy if you think about it too much. The people who saw it happened couldn't quite believe it but are also excited to be on the news . Something came to an end today that had been going on for quite a while and was well liked by some people, again, possibly including you, but probably this won't affect your life in any real way. The thing that came to an end might have been a person but might also have been a bout an animal or a project . I'm personally quite sad about it but have to remain impartial and professional whilst also not sounding like a robot. And finally there was one very funny thing that happened today that I have to mention last in the news bulletin because if I started with it people would lose their minds. It wasn't actually hilarious and every single video on You've been framed is funnier than it, but after all the bad and sad things it's useful to end on a lighter note so life seems a little bit better than it actually is. And now the weather. It's going to be a terrible day for everyone everywhere with heavy rain falling constantly for the foreseeable future. In the north, the rain will be heaviest at just over five hundred kilograms per drop, meaning no buildings will survive the weekend. In the south, the lightning will be very frightening, while in the east and west the winds will be between ten thousand and a million miles an hour. Snow is pretty and I don't understand what hail is. That's your weather on the Hornsection podcast. Thank you, Rachel Horn It's very good. Podcast dog enjoyed it. Podcast dog are very angry with the weather. John Keddy ate an apple on his way to work one day, he didn't eat the core, he just threw that bit away . But John Keddy threw the apple core so hard it hit a cow and the cow it fell right over and it hit another cow. That cow rolled down a mountain and landed on a sheep, that got squashed so much it lost its voice and can no longer bleed. So John Keddy, please be careful when you chuck away your core. It isn't fair that little sheep can't make no noise no more. Stop . Okay, then well look we're nearly there, but we do have time for two quick games. First of all it's the traffic light yum yum game. We're just gonna get rid of the Pockost dog. Burn down is Executing I don't think we can put him out. Shut the ball out. He'll be alright, it'll be right. Okay, here is the traffic light yum yum game. Traffic light yum yum, traffic light yum yum, traffic light yum yum draft it like yum game. Okay , so a simple game. I'm going to give you some food. Tom, you're going to be blindfolded and you say whether you think it's red food orange food or green food. Okay. You have to say your answer by shouting stop for red, go for green and get ready to either go or stop if you think it's orange . Okay, ready? Can we have some music underneath please? So he' nows eating food so shall stop for red, go for green or either stop or go for orange. Stop and have a look . It's correct g. Itate's a red pepp er. Alright, next one . These easy eggs stop go or stop or go if you think it's orange . Go no it was orange so for the prize one more Y orange green or red Go for green what? What did he eat? He ate cucumbers. He doesn't like cucumber. No, that's why I did this. Horrified face. That's why I did the feature. So he's eaten his vegetables for the day. Great father rings . Well , did you enjoy that, Tom? Shaking his head. Okay, well, look, that brings us to the end of the podcast. Or does it? No, it doesn't because as Stekina listeners will all be shouting we, haven't yet played a game of whose face has been within two meters of most of these things do you reckon dude? So it's a standard game. Everyone grabs the instrument and jams along. Rachel, what would you like to play? Yeah. Okay, Rachel back on the prillo saxopophone, Srano saxophone or clarinet, this is what people call it. So it's a standard game. Everyone plays along. I read out some things. If your face has been within two meters of the thing, then you keep playing. If your face has never been two meters or less away, you stop playing the last person playing has a face that has been within two meters of most of these things dude, everyone ready? Yeah. And off we go I mean I'm gonna make a drop of ball and say she should play the shaker from now on. Just because it's currently full we got playing bees we play beers play bee, do you right? Yes, just 'cause she's your wife Valley. That sounds lovely. Am I right? Fair enough. Yeah , Mark. I thought you were good. Thanks, Mark. Sorry, Rachel. Yeah, I thought she was good. Later, Alex was an awful noise. Okay, off we go. So remember if your face hasn't been within two meters of the thing, stop lying. Now let's see where these people's faces have been spaghetti . Yeah, they've all been within two meters of spaghetti, the Atlantic Ocean . Who's had their face in it? Yeah, lots of them a pop star have they all had their faces within two meters of a pop star? Ben thinking . Ben's out Which pops are Rachel? All of them All of them A dog A doggy . A chainsaw . Are we losing anyone a chainsaw? We lost Rachel Horn . Yeah, I keep her safe at all times. Someone wearing a wig a mountain . Hot hot rocks We've lost the pianist never been near some hot hot rocks A football guy . Anyone, which football guy then? No . Not a football guy. Like a football player. Oh, no, thanks one, no . Willip, which football player? I was hoping you wouldn't ask 'cause I haven't got one. Well, you can't cheat. Just got more control the horns. Have you been near Mark? Ten . Yep, I'll do. Yeah . Okay, keep playing. Okay, now a dead body . Within two meters of a dead body? Fearable. If you want to name one of them? Grandma . Something blue. Could be this. Grandma's okay a hose, a snake, an eel or a super long sausage ? All of them . A politician . Who have you been next to Joe? Boris ? Stella Creasy. Oh, lovely. Look which chapter in the shop. Oh, that's enough. That's enough. The shark. It's just marked now. How far will he go? Yeah, an aquarium. Yeah, that will count . A gun, a happy meal, a penguin . A face with more than three tattoos on it. Really, Mark? Are we Williams? All round his face. A bar, a bar of pure gold . An empress , an eyeball, not in a face, the bush dynasty. Well, that concludes the podcast . Thank you for listening. I got weird at the end. Thank you. Thank you, Rachel. Is there anything we should plug for you? Shut up podcast dog Be nice to the doggy. What's wrong with you today ? We did a dongle yonks ago for mister Adrian Dare, but now he's back and so we sing another one with care. Adrian, we thank you for your excellent donation. We also thank you always had outstanding concentration. You look at something really hard for hours at a time. So well done for your focus and your lack of doing crime. You're focused and you don't steal things the perfect combination. So once again, we thank you Adrian for your kind donation Shut up . So thank you Rachel for appearing in the podcast coming all this way. You're very welcome. Where can listeners hear you? Oh, download the Virgin Radio App and listen to the Cruiser Seven's Breakfast Show. At nice hours, isn't it? What was it ten to one? six thirty till ten? Next early, that must put pressure on the on the arrangements. I've got a very supportive husband. Good for you. Okay, well let's thank everyone with some music. What music would you like underneath the thank you ? Folk music . Or what were you suggesting? Something like bewitched, do you know any ? Okay , off we go. Thank you for listening. Especially if you're in Ecuador . Say love ly. Thank you to Joe Walker. And John Porter for making it happen . Thanks to Mark Brown, Edge Erin, Jordan, Will Coller and Ben Reynolds for being good at music . And mainly, thanks to Rachel Horn for being the best guest ever . Thanks to Tom Horn, Ronnie Order Horn, otherwise they'll get upset . We'll see you in two weeks time . But now here's Rachel Horn singing one , two , one, two, three. See you on another say stay or two, stop what do you like? Okay and as a little bon us for this podcast, to celebrate the travelling done by Rachel, Willip and all the members of the band, here is a brief new travel documentary series hosted by Joe Auckland . Enjoy . Stop . Oh hi Dolly. It's great to meet you and wonderful to be here in Dollywood . I hear like me you're a huge fan of the game hide and seek . Perhaps we could play . I don't know whether you're more of a hider or more of a seeker. I am seeker. Okay and you are teacher , I'm not really a teacher but yeah if you want to be the seeker I will, I'll hide first, okay, here I go . Then I look for you but you could not be When you can't have looked for very long, yeah, I didn't think it was a brilliant hiding place actually. But I mean, where did you think I was? Did you have any idea It's a strange place . Well, no, not really. I don't think it was a strange place. As I said, it wasn't a particularly adventurous hiding place anyway. Feels like you just sort of gave up, you know, you couldn't really be bothered . I can see you're disappointed . Well, I am a bit disappointed, yeah, it's a long way to come for a game of hide and seek and I was told you were brilliant at it. I don't feel like you've given it your all . I wonder if maybe it was just a bit of a mismatch where it playing at slightly different levels. I cannot be Yeah, exactly yeah. Well perhaps since I've come all this way should we do it the other way round. Do you want to hide this time? Yeah, are you ready ? I am ready . Wow, sounds like it. Yeah, maybe hiding's your real forte . Off you go then . I am ready . Yeah, all right yep, go and hide then . Great, well I've counted to ten. I'm going to come and try and find you now. Here I am No Here No Dully Here I completely missed the point. No , that's not how you play A total bloody waste of time . And now a bonus holler for some extra people who've given us five dollars . George Reef Steve Hannon Chris Rowlands Callum Sarson Jacob Rukin, Amy Wilkins, Charlie Seymour, Stephen Jackson, Mike wan, Liam McKnight Thank you . Nice, so