The Miraculous Trouser Recovery

Hey Anne Oi Hello listener If you like this sort of thing you'll love The Horn Section Tour Show That's right we're going on tour this year We're hitting the road so p,lease come and see us . Somewhere near you. You'll get to see Willip's little face . Benjamin's big muscles , Mark and Joe playing the horns, and of course our temporary pianist . That's if you come to see the horn . Section . That's our alien tour . Horn , section . That's how alien mature two more times Thank you. Tickets are now available. Have a look on the website . You'll find a shoot. So a like for that so like for that so like for that so like for that so like my t One morning Joe Alkland was at home drinking a glass of water from a standard half pint glass. It was, he thought , a normal day. The water was fine. I didn't really notice much about the water. I was just at home having a drink of water as I do most days at some point. But this turned out not to be most days. This was an exceptional day a day like no other . Except for the water, like I say, I do normally drink water. I just don't normally drink water whilst my legs are going through sheer bloody hell. That's Joe . Joe Auckland, he's really nice to look at. He's got great skin that covers all of his flesh and his face is harmless enough. I've always had enjoyed having a look at Joe Sorry to say that again Ben. I've always enjoyed having a look at Joe. Much better. Ben has known Joe for over forty years. Whether I'm properly staring at him for a couple of hours or just glimpsing him through a car window or a shower door, it's always a pleasant experience looking at Joe. But Ben was not prepared for what he saw on november fifteenth, twenty ele , no one was. They were just so cold, so frightened. It was really, really, really bad. Hello, my name is Alex Orn and this is Real Life Disaster Problems and Solutions. The podcast where I speak to those who've had real life disaster problems and solutions and tell the story of those real life disaster problems and solutions in non linear segments that all tie up nice and neatly at the end. Keep a scratch head . From the team that brought you minor incidents on long journeys and apologies to the people who regret saying sorry for things that weren't that bad, this is real life disaster problems and solutions. This week, it's Joe's trousers. The rise and the fall ? Stop, stop . This is a message for Kathy because Kathy will soon become fifty. It's not till the last day of May, but she deserves a happy birthday because she's married to Kev. She's married to Kev and she's mother to Connie and Jack. She's a sales office manager for an insulation distributor far more important than that . Connie loves Glenn Hodel. Connie loves Glen Hoddle. Connie loves Glenn Hoddle. So happy birthday to you Hello , good evening and welcome . It's time for us to have a look back in time . We found some problems and solutions from real life. Disaster problems and solutions. Yeah, that's right . Will the disaster have far reaching effects? No, the problems have solutions. So it's all wrapped up conveniently . It's real life disaster problems and solutions . It's real life disaster problems and solutions . It's real life disaster problems and solutions it's real life disaster problems and solutions . Hello . Hello . When I first heard about Joe's real life disaster problem with his trousers , I couldn't help myself. I needed Joe to help myself . I knew there was more to it than just there being a bit of a problem with his trousers . Life is never that simple . So I jumped straight into my red car and drove down to see Joe to talk to him about his trousers. This was late november twenty eleven, so Christmas wasn't far off . And I should say Joe is not a rich, fancy man. He hasn't got one million dollars or eighty properties . Christmas is a time when he has to spend slightly more than other times of the year, so any problems would be marginally more serious around that time than usually if they involved money in some ways which this did. I got to his boat at ten thirty five AM . Yeah , Joe lived on a boat . Hi, Alan . Alex . Hello. Can I come in? Yeah, yes, good. Oh, I love the boat. Ah, thanks. What sort of boat is it? Narrow . Boat. Yes, narrow boat. Okay . Do you want to show me around? There it is. Oh, thanks. It's nice to have the tour. Or could you ask me if I want a cup of tea? Hey, fancy a cup of tea. Please. Lovely. Yeah. How'd you take it, Putin? How'd you take it? The tea Sugar, milk and sugar, please? Yep. Lovely. Oh, we haven't got any milk 'cause we don't have a fridge. You live out ? Yeah . Time passed and Joe came back with the milk. Ah, cheers, mate. Cheers. Yeah, nice to see you . Just four years later and Joe would no longer live on a boat , but that has no relevance to the trousers story. Joe, would you mind if we talk about the trousers now? No . So long, how long did you have them for? About ten years. ten years. Yeah . Do you want to tell me about them? They were just one of those pairs of trousers that we don't have to, if it's too much . I'd rather not . Okay . Are you still Are you still upset? Still quite raw . I'm not surprised. You said it was sheer hell . When it was ? That's why you said it. Yeah , okay . I'm sorry, Joe . Do you want to just kick back and put some music on or something? Yes, please. Alex . Alex . What sort of stuff are you listening to at the moment? That old American marching music. Oh, you love that stuff, didn't you? Yeah . What was the song you liked again? The Battle of Cincinnati. Oh yeah, did you want to pull the battle? Do you want to put the Battle of Cincinnati on? Yeah. Do you remember how striking the words are? Oh yeah. They were historically accurate, weren't they? Yeah, but they rhymed so cleverly. Yeah. , well let's listen to that song. What's it called again? The Battle of Cincinnati? Yeah , okay. Oh, you're not going to sing it, will sing. Would it be nice to have heard a bit of the Battle of Cincinnati. Yeah. The word. Yeah, they written up. No, you got to make it like, Will. You're getting into the spirit this, Will. Or the Battle of Cincinnati The generals were very, very scatty . But no one died . No one died . They bore for the pride . Yeah, thanks Joe. It's nice to kick back and take your mind of things. Yeah , with the American marching music . Graham Soonis ain't no bassonist but he got long curly hair and he's a really good baker . So Graham Soonis has plenty in common with the government of a fifty dollars jingle patron but Be,ck er, lovely Becker. Adam's girlfriend Becker is a gin loving music therapist and Graham Soonas prefers wine , prefers wine , Okay listener, let's head back in time. Hold on tight . Joe. He may be a normal guy who lives on a boat and loves his trousers, but let's meet someone else. Let's meet Will Collier, Joe's bandmate and collaborator who also owns trousers , but doesn't have a particular pair like Joe did , really ? I just don't mind what trousers I'm wearing. They're just a thing to wrap my legs in to keep them from getting cold. Do you know what I mean ? Joe, though, he's something else. Woah. I've driven down in my red car to talk to Will the day before I drove him down to see Joe so I hadn't yet heard the stuff that Joe was saying about his trousers which you have just heard . Yeah boy I remember the first time I was aware of the trousers it must have been in about two thousand two. Joe was wearing these fit trousers and he was also carrying something like a bag or a bag like thing. You know what I mean? Like a bag or a hold all or a plastic bag or something like that kind of bag. And he just turned around and looked at me, Joe does, because he'd been talking to someone else before that , but that conversation had stopped and the guy had just gone . So he looked at me and I never know why he said it, why I said it, but I said , Nice trousers Joe were ballistic, like crazy . He was just like, Oh my god, yeah, man . Oh yeah, I remember Will saying that he liked my trousers and I was carrying a bag that day so I wasn't constricting. But I think I probably said oh thanks and that was about it. That's Joe again. The day after I'd had the talk with Will. I'd never seen anything like it. Will again now the day before again? He flipped, man. He really loved those trousers . Even back then . They're his favourite trousers by miles. By about twenty miles, man. Okay, can we have some pigment please? Okay, let's head on over to november fifteenth, twenty eleven again. Joe is on his boat drinking the water , but there's something else. There's something else about the water . So I always get the water out of the cold tap because I think water tastes nice when it's cold, which weird because is it's the same stuff just at a different temperature, but I do prefer it cold, I just do. The thing was, though, I must have got it out of the wrong tap because the water wasn't cold. The water was hot. Joe was on his boat drinking hot water . It was really hot water stopped the music. That was when Joe's life changed forever in a very small way, but not in a fundamental way. I leapt up immediately. I think I was trying to leap away from the hot, unexpected water. But there's a catch on the table in the boat so that when you don't want to have a table on the boat and when you want to have more space on the boat, you can fold up the table and hook it to the wall and then it's fine. It's sort of fine . It is still too small a space to actually do anything in Chir. It's fine there's loads of room. Then why don't you still live in the boat? Because we've got a baby now, so there's not enough space. Even though there's loads of room. For me and Emma, not a baby. Oh, I forgot, babies are enormous, aren't they? No, it's all the stuff they've got. The stuff . Why are you being so mean? So carry on mate music please again Ed . I leapt up and the trousers . The trousers The trousers got caught on the hook on the table and it was it was a nightmare. I looked down on the nozzle of the zip. Sorry, the nozzle of the zip? Yes, the nozzle of the zip. The bit you pull? Yes. It's not called a nozzle. That's called a slider You pull the slider which joins the teeth together. The teeth are normally called elements. These mesh or engage when they pass through the slider and when engaged the elements or teeth are called a chain. There's no nozzle. Okay, well the zipper got the sl ider . Sorry, the slider got caught on the hook on the table and I knew straight away something wasn't right. Yeah, you thought it was called a nozzle. I looked down and it was a mess. It was disgusting. The zippies the teeth was all over the place. Bits were bent, the slider well done was all wonky . It was a write off. Straightaway, one minute you're living your life, you're happy. You're a nice guy living on a boat wearing his favorite trousers not a care in the world, then the next bang it's all gone, the trousers were dead. What did you do next? What did you do? Well, it was difficult. What did you do next, Joe? Well first I happened to glance out of the window and Ben was there looking in. Yes, I happened to be walking past at the time and I was peering in at exactly that moment, quite extraordinary. It was the water side of the boat. Yeah, I was kayaking , that's what I said. I was kayaking past at the time and I happened to peer in. And your head was upside down, you were on top of the boat and you were leaning over the window so your head was upside down. Yes, I'd had a crash. My kayaking is not great anymore. So I shouted at him to stop following me all the time and to stop taking photos of me and all that. I apologize to be fair. Yeah, thanks for that. And then I sat back down. I think I thought that maybe I could pretend the trouser accident hadn't happened, but I couldn't. I'm not that good an actor. No, you're not . It was just all wrong. I was there at the table in my boat, but my trousers weren't done up, so everything down there was colder than usual. Breezy, loose, lost? Exactly. I was just sat there for a fifteen or twenty minut es or twenty five minutes . And by then the drink had cooled down, so I drank that , even though my legs were going through sheer bloody hell. And that's where we met him at the start of the podcast. Can we stop the music please ? Fireworks treasure nice fast food sledging , ham and cheese, pancakes. These are all great things . And you can find them all here on the Horn Section podcast, a fortnightly feast for all the family. There we go. It's a normal day, a great pair of trousers, then from nowhere, chaos , but was it a normal day? Maybe not, because Joe wasn't the only person on the boat that morning. Joe's girlfriend's really nice. This is Mark. He plays saxophone next to Joe in the successful pop comedy system known widely as the horn selection, which is actually called the horn section. He's chatting about Joe's girlfriend Emma because Emma did not talk to us, which speaks volumes. It really does. She has made no effort to contribute to this. She's really nice if she might keep talking. She's just nice and easy going. I think she's nice. Back to Joe . We hadn't been arguing that day, but a week later I did remember something that she'd said to me she'd said that very morning it was strange . She'd never said it to me before, but suddenly there it was from nowhere. Emma's voice will be represented by Ben. Remember she'll have a higher voice than you normally have Ben, and this is quite a chilling, striking moment, so we need gravit steelis and as well as the smallest amount of quivers in your voice. Something's going on with the taps She just said it no warning Something's going on with the taps I don't know how I missed it at the time but looking back I realized there's something must have been going on with the taps . Massively curious about these taps and these trousers I travelled to Newcastle in a company called Zentrick Ironworks who made the taps that were installed in the kitchen section of Joe and Emma's tiny tiny boat. When I got there I was told I was nineteen years late and all tap production had moved to Malaysia. So like a dog with a bone I too would go to Malaysia. I had a bone, yes, but I wanted more. I wanted to find out where the bone was from and then I could carry on chewing the bone but with more purpose. So I needed to go to Malaysia to check the source of the bow . Thanks, thanks . In Malaysia it was hot, steamy . Appressive. My head throbbed as I made my way down to Zentrick Ironworks outsourcing centre, up down, up down, the throbbing was quite remarkable. Witnesses have said my head more than doubled in size every two or three seconds and trank back down to if anything, a smaller size to its normal. But when I got there, I met a man at the headquarters wearing a long felt coat called Stefan. Stefan had a heavy cold and a heavy cold handshake. He spoke quietly but firmly with a thick, Nordic accent and curious inflection. Why so I'm playing the guitar? I know but you have to do this as well . The taps are good. The taps are big excellent. They spin rod and make the water squirt out the bottom, they're great taps. Okay, sure. But have you ever heard of people who've said there was something going on with their taps? No , Brick . It was at this point that five security guards bundled me out of the office, then bundled me down the street and then they bundled me into the airport, then they helped me check in again. And then they actually bundled on me. I headed back to London. What was going on with the taps? I'd spent seven thousand pounds on the trip to Malaysia but was none the wiser . Then I remembered. I had Stefan's email address and just forty emails from me later I received the following Alex , the taps work perfectly. You twist the top bit and the water squirts out the bottom bit. What more can I say? Email sent from my phone with apologies for any big shit ups with the typing . The water wasn't actually that warm now when I think back. It was more sort of lukewarm like room temperature, like when you first turn the tap on. And if they can music or stop Ever wondered why we have ten toes and they're not all exactly the same size , what does your forehead do? Can some people put more things in their mouths than other people ? From the people in my geography raps and learning about history in a funny way, this is every whose anybody has a body. Let's explore our bodies together , a brand new podcast for mums, dads, and anybody with half a brain and one whole body It's late at night. It's quarter past eight . Yes, that's right . I said it was late. But who's still awake, who's still fun? It's a queen of late night party time. It's General Nun. Geminun, Gemin , Geminun, Geminun . We're back. Okay, where were we? Well, remember Will, the guy who told Joey had nice trousers back in twenty oh two. Well, I went down to Switzerland to stay with him for a couple of weeks so I could find out more about what exactly led Will to saying that Joe's trousers were so nice. Hey man. Hey , how long have you lived in Switzerland for? Fifty years. It's gray here. Gray. Yeah, it's gray here. It can be. It can be. Well, it is. Yep, sometimes. Yeah. So yeah, I was hoping to chat to you about Joe's trousers because you said that he had nice trousers a while back. Do you remember that ? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah . Why did he say that? Well, they were great trousers, man, long, real long, right from his waist, you know, just above the private quarters. Yeah, all the way down his thighs, over his knees, and they kept going, you know, onto the ankles. Over the ankles ? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, these things kept going over the ankles. I mean oh yeah, these things kept on going over the ankles. I mean they over,lapped with the top of the shoes man . When Joe wore those trousers and stood up, he couldn't see any of his legs at all. Jesus. Yeah, yeah . I mean, when he sat down, they'd ride up a little so he could This is the best bit . Yeah, yeah. I mean, when he sat down, they'd ride up a little so you could see an inch of socks, two inches max, but basically these were the real deal. Wow. Amazing. And the colour. Could you describe the colour for me if you're okay with that? No, that's cool man. These are sort of more blue than green. Oh yeah . And more blue than red as well. They were blue trousers. Blue trousers. Okay, were they light trousers or dark or stained? Not back then. They were super clean , amid blue, you know, jeans. Have you seen jeans? These were jeans. These were blue jeans. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. By the way, can I tonight sleep in your room? Because I'm in the sofa at the moment and it's very hard. Could I go in your bed? No, but maybe we could top and tell or I could sleep in it till two and then you could take over Yep . Thanks Mate . I was starting to see the full picture, Joe, a nice guy to look at, sure. But underneath the gloss, there's so much more. Joe's a guy . He's a guy who had super clean blue jeans back in two thousand two and was still wearing them in twenty eleven, not long before Christmas, and that's at least nine years that his trousers were wrapped snugly around his calves, his hamstrings and his clump . Nine long years and then one ordinary day he rises, suddenly surprised by the extreme temperature of his morning water and his slider snags because the boat is so small that the table has to sometimes be folded up against one of the wet walls . His trousers cannot live without theirs, if no trouser can, not even Joe's trousers . An era ends You're listening to the Horn Section podcast . It's great . It wasn't the same after the incident. This is Will again, Joe's colleague who'd told Joe his trousers of nice back in two thousand two and who I got pretty close to in Switzerland and who was now saying stuff about how Joe was in late November twenty eleven in the aftermath of the trousers getting mangled on the table hook . There was just something different about him. All of a sudden, we could see it. We could all see it. Ben, Mark, Ed. Who's Ed? The pianist, is he? Also Gemma, Simpson, Brennan, Claudia . Also Gemma, Simpson, Brenn, Claudia, Mr. Swang . Peter and Pat . Clever Edward, the Saint Met . Madame Banquo, the massive man . All of P four, Matt, Johnson, Gabriella, and Dougie, the dangerous diplomat's dog. Joe had changed though . He changed. Music stops . He was wearing different trousers. I couldn't believe he was wearing different trousers. He'd always won those blue jeans , but he was , he was wearing different trousers. That's Mark. He's right for eight days straight, Joe wore a different pair of coarse long trousers, blue again, and also denim but a different make from his favourite jeans and an altogether less flattering cut. Let's hear from Joe himself. Yeah, I had this other pair of jeans that I wore because my normal pair had broken the slipper had got caught on the table the slider . So I was waddling around with these other trousers. Yeah, that's what happened . And so life dealt its hand. Life does that. It deals its hand and we adapt, we move on, we have to. What choice do we have? Let's go back to the fateful day. Joe, sitting his legs in sheer hell, the fly gaping open to the elements, just feet from the Gushing River. It was the Grand Union Canal. The Gushing River . I want you to imagine the scene . You're having a normal day, it's nice. Well, it was nice, but now without warning, your favorite thing in the whole world . They were my favorite trousers. I smashed from you. Gone and you're left alone. Emma was there. Yes, but both figuratively and metaphorically and symbolically alone. A chill creeping down from the top of your legs to the bottom of your legs. Yeah, it was cold, so eventually I staggered to the bed area. The bed was still down from the night before , so I had to fold out and get to some wall. It's too small, I can see why you moved. It's a stupid way to live. So I could open the door to the wardrobe and get out the different trousers. Joe? Yes, Alex. Alex . Yes, Alex. What did you do with your favorite trousers? The one with a broken nozzle, slider? Yes. I hung them in the cupboard. Stop the music. This is real life disaster problems and solutions, and my name is Alex Horn. Ooh shallahallah shallab shall O shallahallah shallaballagoo Well listen to this jingle it'll tell you what to do. There's a video game p thatodc'asts perf ect for you. O Shal a, Shallabalagoo It's called Flop Talk. It's a podcast that's on this, but it's hosted by Miles and Catherine and Chris. O Shal a Shallah Malagoo . So subscribe yourself to Flock Talk, I'll subscribe to you . Flock talk, flock talk, shallaballagoo. Oh shallahallah shallaballagoo. Stop. Joe wasn't joking, he'd literally and actually hung his trousers in the wardrobe and there they were hung, hung, hidden , ashamed . When I heard what he'd done with the trousers, it didn't surprise me. That's Mark. Apparently it's really dark in there when the door's shut. That's Willip. I couldn't imagine being folded over so that my middle bit is supported only by a thin bit of metal and my feet and head then flop down to about the same height, and I'm just dangling like that for ages. It doesn't sound it doesn't sound nice at all to me. Like I said, my name is Ben and I've known Joe for forty years, but he's never made me squeeze my whole body through a metal triangle thing with a hook on. Ben there . Did you want me to say? No, thank you. It's the strangest thing Joe simply hung up his trousers . But just eight days later , I received a phone call . It was from Joe . I can't believe it. They're back in my arms. Hello, Joe. Sorry, hello, is that Joe? Hi Alex? Yes. I can't believe it. Sorry, yes, I got that bit. They're back. They're in my arms and soon on my legs, my trousers. It's good to see you. It's a miracle . Hold on one Goddamn a second. The solution. There was one. But how? It's near Christmas Joe didn't go out and get the trousers mended did he? In his financial position? Did he? I jumped into my red car again and drove straight to the boat. Hi Joe . About a week after I broke the trousers? Yeah, I took them to the dry cleaner who also repairs trousers. No way I thought with it being near Christmas. Well, you're right, it was too much. twenty pounds, they said, twenty pounds to replace that zip. A repair was impossible. Of course, but and I don't know how to break this to you, listener, but the trousers have been fixed. You're wearing the trousers again right now I can see the trousers. I can touch the trousers right there and they're hole again. No, these are different ones, the fixed ones are in the one. Sure . Tell me what happened, Joe. Well, when the drought dry cleaner said it was going to cost twenty pounds for a pair of zip. I couldn't believe it. But they said it was true and showed me a menu with their prices on it. In fact, I remember asking if it was called a menu, if it wasn't in a restaurant and the lady said she didn't know but probably it was more of a price list . I said, Well' its the same as a menu really because you can choose what you want and then you get it just like in a restaurant and she agreed and neither of us laughed . I left there soon after that with the trousers . I couldn't pay twenty pounds to fix this thing. Well it, was almost Christmas. The decorations were up, the children excited, the snow falling gently, gently because it was not hail . I'd give it up. I saw a charity shop next door, bundles of clothes heaped up by the till I walked in, the volunteer wordlessly took the trousers and I left. It's weird that they didn't say anything . And then one week later Christmas Eve . Must have been about the fourth of December. The most magical time of the year a time for miracles. I was walking in my different trousers. I was buying Christmas presents for her. A last minute Christmas present. I wandered around the usual shops, mortar stones, Smith's, Greg's. There was nothing she'd like. I thought I'd try the charity shop. You never know. You never do know. Did you find a present for Emma? Yes, I got something from Amazon in the end, an apron. One of those with a woman's body with a bikini on. She's never worn. Yes, but did you find anything for Emma in the charity shop? No, I thought I got it on Amazon the website. Sure, but you didn't leave the charity shop empty handed, did you, Joe? Oh no, you're right . I was just leaving when something caught my eye. Something folding neat folded neatly, but proudly on a shelf with some belts and a little cap . Blue, so blue, the most beautiful blue. Blue blue jeans, my blue jeans, my favorite trousers. I picked them up and I knew they were mine. They had the same shape , the same jaunty hang, the same stain on the upper right of the crotch . But the zip? Brand new . A perfect, beautiful working zip. But how did it happen? In fact, who cares how it happened? It was Christmas The lady had fixed it herself and they were on sale for fiber, so I bought them again. Yes, I thought we'd build up to that. That was that sort of end. Alex. Alex. Sorry, Alex. No, Joe. It was your solution, it was your problem. It was a real life disaster and after fourteen thousand miles well over ten grand and a wild week long fling in the mountains of Switzerland, we'd found the truth. Joe got his trousers back in the most extraordinary way possible. Miracles did happen. My name is Alex Horn and this is the Real Life Disaster Problems and Solutions podcast. Thank you for listening. Can I go now? No, please strum your guitar . This podcast was brought to you by me, Alex Hornet, and Alex Horn Coco with Centric Ironworks, Quick and Easy the Polish you've always craved, Magic Media and Mr. Samway Poultry Farm. It was produced by Joe Walker and edited by Joel Porter. There was incidental music and powerful firsthand recollection by Mark Brown, Edmond Sheldrake, Ben Reynolds and Will Colleyer, the trousers for Joe Aldon's own . Goodbye, see you next week for more real life disaster problems and solutions . We do have a bonus song for you now. It's a historical drama sung by Joe Oldland. Oh dude The greatest people in history The on whoes unlove the mysteries people who split things into that's not an easy thing to do . I'm sorry, Joe, but I don't agree . It's gonna take a lot to convince me, although it's sometimes hard to do, a genius is more than someone splitting things into Was a babra fur he split the atom into You telling me that was an easy thing to do No, I'm sure it wasn't easy but the result of that was a catastrophe . What about Moses? He split the sea into telling me that was an easy thing to do No, I'm not saying it was an easy thing to do but, honestly I'm not even sure it was true. Well, Robbie Williams he smited that sink too. You're telling me that was an easy thing to do. No, I'm not saying that was an easy thing to do, but I was heartbroken and so were you And Henry Hines a baked bean fake surely this one proves mark ling she split thousand nine hundred dressing in two May Ketchup and Mayan is for me and you Yes, ketchup and mayonnaise for me and you catch up and it's just hit up for me and it simply catch up for me and they combine catch up for me and you split the two in half. 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