DVD Guessing Game and Conclusion

One two four Hello, good evening and welcome . It's time for us to have the lovely time. We time the time at Benew. It took much more time than we thought that lip might do. We're lip set it would take an hour or two can chose it less if you're having an egg sandwich. Then you must have crest Egg and Crest is the bag. Horn. Section, podcast with the horn section, podcast. Section, podcast. Section podcast, hello. Hello A up, look smart . The Horn Section podcast is here again. In town. Reporting for duty, all spicin' span, five lovely musicians, one seriously fit comedian and podcast dog an enormous English mastiff that weighs in at three hundred and forty two poundounds, just one p less than the biggest dog in the world. But we're not giving up. Have another sausage podcast dog. Good boy. Is everyone okay? Well, then Ben. Yes, please play a happy little rhythm for us and make some happy little noises . Will it play some happy notes for us and say some happy words? Holiday mister Pieris, play some happy chords and moan happily holiday. And then Mark and Joe . Tell each other you love each other and then have a nice big cuddle . Oh Joe, I love you. I love you . Holiday. Love you, Joe. Holiday. So sweaty . Holiday. Big cuddle there. Holiday Sweaty neck. That's it . Good stuff. We're all great friend s, so let's start with a beautiful song by Marvin Gay and Kim Weston. It takes six Bop deep Dee Bop One can have a dream fab ric you can look at dreams real . Three can talk about the dream when they're having breakfast and fucking say it's faring to hear about the dreams if I could tell every one to shut up. Six can say they also had a dream , but their dream was a really rude one involving numbers two three and have six paper . It's a six paper that's just me and you and you and you and you and you would be six Oh guys, that was well cool. But let's stop for a second. Is it Is it? No, it's not the Potato Special Episode but preparations for that really are now in full swing so please, subscribe immediately so you don't miss out. The spud special. Meanwhile, it's time to welcome our special one person guest audience who's just ridden in on his big motorbike. It's scrobyous pip Pip's screwbious pimp . Hello, screwbius. Hello, hello, hello. Hello . Welcome. I didn't see you arriving, but I'm presuming you came on a motorbike. Yep, always, always, but not riding. I was delivered. Oh, really ? By a motorbike, yeah. Very nice. Was it a big shiny shiny motorbike? Yes, a shire shire motorbike. Shire horse . It wasn't a Shire Motorbike. It was shiny correctly. Thank you. Thank you, that's right. Thank you for coming here. Where have you come from today? I've come from St anfordly Hope in Essex. Yes. Yes. One of the few places with the middle of the name. Yep, yep. There's Cheshole, Chester Le Street . I was going to say that. Anyone else got any others? Hatton Lehole Hatton've been to hut inhole. Hatton lie? Oh, I thought it was hutting hole. Hat in the hole. I thought it was hut in the hole. Hatton's hole hat in the hole. Well, Scoobius, I've been a guest on your excellent podcast. Yes, distraction pieces and that was an easy process where you came to me with your little bag. You came, we did it in a caravan. And then you went away and there was no faff. No, no. Faff. This is quite the opposite. This is the opposite. We've got a lot of stuff. We're in the saxophonist basement, there's a dog and it's bit of a nightmare. Do you enjoy working by yourself or do you wish you had a band? I enjoy working by myself, but I wish I had a podcast dog. Well, that's not to disrespect the band at all, but the podcast dog is the excitement here. He is look at him. He's filled with excitement. He is the least excited he's ever been in a record. He's literally not looked at you yet. Oh, my calming atmosphere That's what it is. He sent to me. Oh, what was your favorite kid TV show? No, sorry, what was my favorite kid TV show? Your favorite kids TV show was nightmare. Close We can have some sort of just building up music till he gets the right answer. Fanhouse? Nope. No, you were closer with nightmare? All right. The Crystal Maze. No, go more American. Go more American. Imagine me at home with my two brothers. Dungeons and dragons. I don't know what you say'ingre about me there. I'm more so action. Action . Is it a cartoon? No, it's real life people from the nineteen sixties actually Is it Star Ski Hatch? No, it's more superher o based. Is it Captain Planet? No, it's real people. No, it's real people starring Adam West . Batman. It's Batman. I thought you got it. Yeah, I thought you got it. It's easy, first time. Yeah. And what I particularly liked was Catwoman, obviously, but also I enjoyed the Incidental Music Between scenes , which I'm going to ask Joe to play now. So at the end of each section of this particular episode of the podcast whenever anyone point s at Joe , was that close enough? Do you want to have another go at it? Oh, really? Because I sent I'll read out what you said when I sent you the piece because it sounded like you listened to it and also what I sent you was one and a half seconds long. How can you not get round to listening? You learn how to play it? Should I turn it too? Should I play it for you now and you can copy it? Okay . Not long, is it? Oh, nice. Okay. So imagine if you'd launched it before the podcast . He wouldn't have had time. So anytime anyone points to Joe to end a conversation or a scene, he will do this . This podcast is funded partly by ads and partly by Patreon. If you'd like to support the show, go to our page and donate some honk. If you do, we'll sing you a song. But we might be late. So apologies to anyone still waiting for Legendal and thank you for helping us make this thing. If we don't feature your one this series it will, be the next series. Goodbye . Yuck . While we're here, let's utilise the whole band. It's Grubus. I wasn't sure how to introduce you to any listeners that don't know you, like my mother. Obviously you're an English spoken word poet and hip hop recording artist from Stanford Lee Hope. Yes. I thought Le Hope in Essex. We all know that. But what does that mean in a day to day sense? Can you tell us what do you have to where to work? Do you have an office? What do you have for lunch and what's the main thing you do all day? I don't have to wear anything to work because I can work from home . Office is often my bedroom. I've spent a lot of time and money building a studio that I never use I never go into the bedroom because I work a lot in my bedroom and I do it on my bed at an awkward angle. Do you do it on the bed or do you have a little table in your bedroom? I do it on the bed. I don't do it at an awkward angle. I pick a non awkward angle. You prop yourself up on pillows? Yep, I sit up on pillows. Three. Well, there's four . No, no, it is three, but I use the fourth as a little tray yes for the laptop. So I love the image we get legs. Yes. You don't want hot legs. It is all with that. Hot legs Three pillows behind screwius, one on Scrubius. Yes, that tends to be the film. How many hours do you stay in that position? Because I can do a whole morning easy. It's really bad for your back to do that. Yeah, no, it's awful. I get up and feel horrible. Yeah, yeah, I can do a whole morning. It varies. I try and if I can force myself up to exercise and have an ice cold I' showmer a. fan of ice cold showers which is controversial. Yeah. She always leaves it cold and it's horrible. I love them. I love them I do I regularly if because I really need an ice cold shower after my exercise, if my girlfriend is staying over, I won't let her use the shower until I've had my ice cold shower because it gets it all warm and it won't go back to us cold. So she'll be literally saying, Are you gonna have your shower soon? 'Cause I really want to get up and start my day. I say, give me a minute. It's quite complicated. I'm just going to bring Willipp into the conversation. Willip. Hello. What do you think about all this? Yeah. I don't think he was listening. I wasn't listening. What were you worrying about? I was just looking at the next bit and I don't know how to play it. Willip came a bit late today screwed so he was a bit stressed. He traveled away from Trowbridge. Oh, well. He left at six in the morning . His life's all over the place, isn't it? Well , anyway, it was still really late, wasn't he? I met someone at a picnic . In fact, I met quite a few . Someone stood up from the crowds O Julia . This one's for you . Me and Julia and Nathan had a picnic on a mount and I ran a nice says I write this song with this twangy sort of sound . Julia said she liked the phanto or the things to say . Be careful what you wish for now I'm going to play Julia Nathan, Julian and Nathan, Julian Athen. Thank you . Why are you call Screwby's Pip? I do know the answer, but I'm going to pretend I don't. I stole it from an Edward Leopoem. Oh yeah, well I thought sorry, that's all you need to say. Because I thought we could demonstrate what you do for a living by reading out the Edward Lear poem that you took your name from Yeah, while the band noodled away underneath . But feel free to say that's one of the worst ideas. No, I like it. Do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank God. Okay. You can read the poem however you like. I mean the kind of reveal that people often don't know is people because I got my name from a poem they assume I'm really well read and things like that. But at the time I was working in H and V and they had a little book of dogs names . And one of them in there was Scroobious Pip . And that made me then look up the poem, which I enjoyed, but it reveals that I'm not as cultured as people may. Yeah, which is a dog yeah brought that, I could have read that all day long . Well it could have ended up as Rover, couldn't you? Yeah. Well, Joxy. Yeah. Are we all going to list dogs names? Or a shy? Right. Podcast dog. Yeah, yeah, really good. Welcome, podcast dog. Okay, good luck everyone. Some funky floral music, please. Funky . Did you say funky funky? Yeah, yeah, I think I certainly implied it yeah . That sort of thing groove it? Yeah, I like it . I'm getting into the groove. I'm about to begin. There's no rush at all . The scrovius pip went out one day when the grass was green and the sky was grey, then all the beasts in the world came round when the screwbius pip down sat on the ground, the cat and the dog and the kangaroo , the sheep and the cow and the guinea pig too, the wolf he howled the horse he nade, the little pig squeaked and the donkey braid, and when the lion began to roar , they never has heard such a noise before. Every beast he stood up on the tip or his toes to look at the scrubious pip. At last they said to the fox by far, you're the wisest beast you know you are . Go close to Scroobius Pip and say, Tell us about yourself we pray, for as yet we cannot make out at least if you're fish, insect or bird or beast. The scrubbious pip looked vaguely around and sang these words and a rumbled sound chippetty flip, chippity flip. My only name is the scoobiest flip That's the hippest thing we've ever done. Yeah I am stunned that went as well as it is because I honestly haven't read that in a very long time and I started faster than maybe I should. Yeah . There was some very literal trumpet, as usual . Horse? He said horse he 's annoyed of a horse I couldn't believe my luck Richard just your definitely baby Richard This little gingle is your song I hope is watching mention . This is mainly which is one though Jesus deserves to mention , which is sign al fanter he's got such good attention and he's got nice muscles and a lovely kind of face . Jess is a pretty good person Richard Jordan's face . You can now relax Krubious as Joe, the cheerful trumpeter today is going to sing the first of his three little pigs Which game fur The pig or the scotch nobody know No one down. One down . The hipness has gone, isn't that? Back to normal . So it's grievous. Your podcast is very good because you're dedicated and you take it seriously . You've been going for six years. We're very much newcomers, but we've obviously overlapped with guests because that's what happens with podcasts. Indeed. We've both had Hound , Bluxton. Yes. Ryeon , Katherine Run , Edward? Yes. Kumar. Yes, and Helm, both recently. Who do you think we should get on ours that you've had? Who do you think would work well in this basement environment? Well, on a mini episode, I had an episode where I had a load of different people who were all performing on a stage I'd booked and one of the guests on there was Rob Alton. And I think he would fit very nicely in this mix. Do you have his phone number Yes. Right. This is how this is going to work. I'll give you that . And also I would also I would suggest a guest I had earned on earlier this year R and B royalty, Mary Jlige . Hell yeah. Because I think she'd be wonderful in the basement. Just she'd love it, don't it? She loves crisps. Mary , that's confirmed. What is it Mary J li? How do you oblige Blage? And what does Mary Jlige do? She sings and raps and now acts. Triple she's a triple thread like you. What does it thank you? What does the J stand for to me? Jallice. Jonathan . Well, let's let's ask the guest. I'm gonna guess Jean. Jean, Mary Jean Blish. Yes. Okay. Well, again, yeah, if you could just give me a number and I will give you the number of one of our favorite guests, my accountant, Nick Farrow. Excellent. I think he would be pretty good on your on your podcast. You need to stop trying to get him on podcasts. Well, Nick Farrow is a good guest and a good booking and I stand by that. Someone you had that? Mary Jane Blige. Is it Jane? Is it? Jane. I thought it was Jige. Mary Gij Blige. And maybe it's not her real name because of Mary Jane being the slang for the weed . So maybe it's just a weed reference from the ninet I'm not sure so I'm not sure I see Alex crossing her off the list . Not our sort of thing. Thank you. Mary Jane . Misses Bige. Mrs. Blige is a horrible surname, isn't that? Blige. I hope she doesn't listen to this. Hope she's not thinking well, I would have done it . Oh, well. Someone you had on your podcast as well was Mr Heggy. Yes. Now I've had dealings with Mr He.ggy weird ly. Yeah . For the listener, for my mum, my mum again, Mr. Heggy is a tattoo artist. Yes. So I'd like to tell the story of my dealings with Mr Heggy. Thanks. And I'd like you to play the part of Mr. Heggy if that's right. Fantastic. All you gotta do is read out some emails he sent me.. Perfect So here we go. My wife and I screwed, we're going to Brighton for Valentine's Day Three years ago, this is some of the moodiest music I've ever heard. We didn't know what to do in Brighton . But genuinely, number one on time out things to do in Brighton was get a tattoo and my wife loves time out and mister Heggy was the tattoo artist they recommended. You turn your sin down at all , Mr. Sin? Any way of turning that down ? Anyway, making that quiet, anyway . So I emailed Mr Heggy and asked if I could make an appointment for my wife and I, for me and my wife even and I got an automated response which was Howdy Doody. I get a bunch of emails and I'm generally pretty busy so I wanted to be able to make sure we all get as much information as possible before we begin. If you're inquiring about gives in a tattoo, please make sure you include the basic info, what kind of thing you want, the size of the thing you want , where on your body or where on your body you be wanting that thing? Not yeah, not an easy sentence that one. Where on your body you be wanting that thing? Please also attach any relevant reference photos, screenshots and such so I know exact ly what the fuck you're talking about Much love and happy junk. Peace out motherfuckers . So I wrote back, dear Mr. Aggie . My wife would like a bird, like the attached picture of a swallow . No more than an inch in size, please. I'd like a pineapple on the inside of my arm . Maybe coloured, definitely not just black. Your sincerely, Alex Horne. Mr. Heggy wrote back . How do you do ? Awesome, no problem at all. I do draw up everything special and specific for everyone so I'll doodle up a couple of different pineapples for you to pick from on the day if that sounds good to you. But yeah we,'re all set for the full team, which is Valentine's Day. Oh yeah. At two PM See you then buddy. Dear Mr Eggy, that's all brilliant. Thank you. I was hoping you'd doodle. That's great. And we don't want to muck you around at all, but my wife now says she'd like five little birds in flight from smallest getting bigger going up her right shoulder blade. She's very nice. See you on the fourteenth. Bye bye, Alex And he replied Absolutely no problem or stress whatsoever. She can have many blood asy birds as she wants . That was the email exchange . We turned up half an hour early. Mr. Heggy was half an hour late. My wife went first, her tattoo took twenty minutes , mine took an hour and it really hurt . Mr Heggy had tattoos everywhere, including the inside of his throat and when I got there, he said I've done some doodling, I've mocked up pineapple designs. One was a pineapp le smoking , one was a pineapple injecting himself with heroin or insulin , one was a pineapple shooting himself in the head, and one was a pineapple wearing sunglasses . Which one do you think I went for definitely the heroines. No, I went for the sunglasses as well. There it is. Good choice. Yeah, do you like it? I love it. Well , I like it. And that is the end I think the end of the story and stop . And we also we actually then we were all giggly after the tattoos. We went to the pub and then we fell a bit sleepy so we went to watch train spotting too. Excellent. You should have gone for the heroine one. Yeah, it would have been more fitting. Dadadddyy, d , daddy . You're a classic daddy man . You love golf, you love footy, you cold Andy homes, you love being with your family if you can. But most of all , Andy Holmes, you like fabricating steel and you like explaining how you do that when everyone is trying to have a meal so now when I see some steel , that's some people have fabricated . I shout Daddy's beams. Look at the daddy's beams, DBs, if you abbreviate it , Pandy Holmes That'll be fine when it's okay, we well're going to have a quick sum from the band after your performance of Mr Heggy there. There's a lovely portrayal of him, I think. Thank you. This song was written by that guy there who is the drummer . And Ed, and Ed, and I'm going to come to him, that guy there who is the pianist. Yeah . Ed Some people play the fool while others play it cool , some play themselves the victim, yes they do . Some people play with matches, some they play with fire , some people play with me and others do Some people play indoors and others on all four . Whilst some they play all day as aucts and dolls . Some folks they play with others, whilst others call in sick and spend a day just playing with themselves then one thing all learn to play dad mums' auto daught . It's hot and cool. We played it in school and back the cutter Everyone This can record everyone can a go this can record I know this might sound quite funny . Oscar didn't have much money because of price is too ensive for kitchen was quite extensive . We found our own way to play june so we could play the Not everyone can afford. Ain't of God or any mothers Desk and record a muggle. Everyone can afford desk can record . Not everyone can for the camera Desk everyone can for us can't rec recorder . That was that one scribby? Yeah . Some people it was called . Yeah. It's the first ever performance of it . I liked it. Yeah. I liked it in the room. Yes. I liked I liked to watch the switch from drums to recorder and the excitement of that. That was hard. Not sure if I'd enjoy it as much. Purely audio. Yes I wouldn't be fully appreciating unfortunately the talent and switch in there so one hundred percent of our listeners are not going to be in the room. Yeah . I mean I might listen. I might listen. That's good. Okay so, half of He keeps going this rate . I mean, he really did throw down that recorder had to throw down and reach the stick. That was Yeah, a lot going on. A lot of admin. You could have a sort of recorder on a strap like a harmon ica. Yeah. Would that happen? Or a quiver ? Yes. I mean, it was it was so dynamic you keep your arrows in. The dynamicness of it made me not take a few seconds to realise that everyone else was playing recorders as well. So that's how grand emotion it was in the room. Lovely in the room. As said, hell of a song in the room. Can we put that on a poster pit list ? She loves soul . She loves folk . Clare she dance. Oh yeah. Portugal . She loves food . Yeah . She loves jazz . She can move in the world and what's the name? Yeah , her full name is a jazz under gospel of course ? 'Cause she can 't have a turtle pain man have that Well, Scroobish Our podcast is partly funded by Patreon. Yes, listeners can donate money and if they donate five dollars a month they'll hear their name and a song twenty five dollars or more we, make an actual jingle the more money the longer the song. Is that a good system in your opinion? Yeah, I like it. I listen to the end when there's there's the songs and there's there's jingles and so on and so forth. I did feel and one I was listening to I didn't feel a great difference between the quality of the five dollar and the twenty. Really? I don't say that. So I'm just saying a massive difference saying you might have to up the up the production on lower lower ride and one. We thought we would show you how it works in action. I think it's going to be a room. See the process in the room of how these dingles are written. Someone called Garalinica has donated fifty dollars per month, which is great. So this is the process of writing a jingle for a listener. Gary sent us some information. That's what people tend to do about himself. He was born in nineteen sixty. This is what we could work with in Leicester. He got four O levels. His dad was a market trader and he got no yellow or red cards. So we then have to work around that. So what happens next is I've written a little poem and then I asked the band for a bit of music to fit that sort of thing. It's sort of O Gary, O Gary, this song's for you. That's the sort of rhythm. That's like a walse. Yeah, walse forget Gary. Oh Gary . Oh Gary Oh Gary , this song is for you. You weren't born in nineteen sixty two. Stoke. Stoke is not your hometown your daddy was never a circus clown and most importantly Gary, when you're stuck in the cemetery the right of your grave in the churchyard that Gary never put a red or yellow card Are you a football person, Screbus? I am, I am. I'm a Milw fan. Oh, no way. Oh, no way. Well, we can set aside forty seconds for you and Joe to discuss Milwaukee and the fact that we're on Milwau's hallowed ground almost . Yeah , it's exciting. The road outside of this house is the road I've walked upon most in my life outside of my town. So you two would have spent a lot of time in the vicinity which they may have sat next to each other in the vicinity. Yeah , it's possible. Where do you sit in the in the stadium? South Upper. Yeah, I used to always go South Upper Coldblow Lane in , but last season I was west but yeah South Upper blocks seven and eight is normally my area . Yeah, well I've definitely been in seven and eight you've probably seen it. Yeah. Ever seen them , have never seen them score more than four goals in a match? Yes. Oh yeah. Yeah . Five once. Yeah . Five ones. Five once. Be five ones. They said it was five once. Sorry, five lock. Well Joe, what's the most amount of millworld you've seen in a game? I just haven't recovered from meeting another mill. It doesn't matter very obvious in a work environment if this is a work. Yeah. Favorite players, do you both sit at the same time, favorite players. One to Neil Harris. Neil Harris. Neil Harris, there we go. One of the manager? Neil Harris. Yep, there we go. Favorite sponsor. I think one was last season. Do you remember this one? No, it was last season. Drainage drainage . What was it? TWE Drainage? Okay, I liked Rymond's good thing with TO. But yeah. Finish Guy, have you finished? Well, we said Morgan. Captain Morgan actually Oh Captain Morgan always my favorite response. So that was a really nice and it was great by the council. Yeah, it's just the speed up with the music speed up and they should speed up the speed. Yeah. That was great. How are they going to do this year? How are they doing so far? Yeah, yeah, I think we're there 's a bit. Yeah . sixteen . Yeah, yeah, we're doing good. Maximum points. All right, and stop. There we go Millwalk chap there . Now it's time for the second of Joe's little pigs . Wh witch came first a pig for the garl apart nobleobody knows What do you think you, John? Have one got a very response? I mean surely it's the pig I think it's the pig. Are you not listening? Oh, nobody knows for nobody No , if you like laughing and you live near the Chiltern then I've got the place for you . It's the comedy club. It's all once a month and it's a really fun place to go . The lineups are great, the bars open late so what the heck are you waiting for? The Cheshire Comedy Club based at the local cricket club. Get your tickets online or on the door the Chesham Comedy Club Nana nana hoe fifty pounds for a ticket, get the early work and cricket w ww. shitchencomy. UK Would you like to win a Rolls Royce? I was going to ask you. Yes, yes. Okay. Well, obviously you rode in here on a big shiny motorbike, but now your chance to winin a big shy car. All you got to do is roll your Rs whilst saying the name of a Roy of my choice. Whoever does that for the longest in one breath will probably win a rolls Royce, reckon excellent. So one breath. Roll your Rs and say the name of a famous R oy Or , of course , you can all jump in and guess if you can work out who this is. Born in nineteen thirty two. It's an old Roy from Sheffield, Mum called Enid supports Sheffield Wednesday. Blyton Roy Bly ton. Nope. That was a labour politician. He's a lord, he's a right honorable Lord Roy Hatterley. So all you got to do is say Roy Hattersley in one good. Roy game. So do you understand all the rules? Yes. Grimmers. Okay, it's twenty point seven seconds to beat. That's great, David. Still in this driving seat of the Royal Royce . Good luck. My time will start with the Royce starts. Hit the rain hat as we think you had more left in you? I think I did. I kind of slipped and it was seventeen point one seconds Yeah, it was a lovely roller. It was the best It stumbled a bit at the end and I thought it was a technicality. I thought I'd broken it, so I kind of just committed to breaking it. Well, next time, when you're on the prize anyway. Very honest. Very honest roll price. Oh, let's talk performance poetry again. I think that's what we're all thinking. When did you first do your first performance and were you terrified? Yes, I did it in around two thousand six and I get a lot of credit for things because I'll make because I started a radio show and I had a stutter and people that's very brave. I just forgot I had a stutter. That's why I did the radio show. And it's similar on this that I quit the job I'd worked in for years to do music full time. HMV is the HMV. Yeah, I recorded an album and I quit to tour the country playing on street corners. And when we got to the first one, I realized I'd never performed in front of anyone before. So I'd committed to this as my career, but I'd kind of put the pressure on myself. So it was outside a DJ Shadow album playback and it's because my mate Chris was there who was like, You can do it then and I was like, oh God, I'm not sure if it's the right crowd. I don't know. Maybe we should try different, but then yeah, he forced me into it. And I was shitting myself. Yeah, it's it must be horrible . Yeah. So that you were just performing to a crowd. It wasn't menu. Or that's why I've never been nervous at actual gigs because the first two, three months I toured about just playing on street corners living in a nineteen eighty seven Toyota space cruiser gold rivermail and but yeah I realized after a few towns in fact it was after Manchester Town Centre when there was an England game of old Trafford and I was certain that people were either going to beat me up or steal my equipment. One of the two . Yeah, that I decided that the logical progression was to get to each town, look at the gig listings and go and play outside relevant gigs because they'll literally Yeah because they'll literally get my target audience and line them up against a wall they can't go anywhere they can't try to get into the thing they can't escape. Yeah they're there and that was my that was my scheme and the key was not asking for any money because we're British and that instantly makes you not hear things and look away and feel awkward. So those people then became your audience, is that right now? Yeah, yeah. I'd hand out flyers as they could find me on my space.. I'm quite old Yeah, yeah. How old are you older than me? It's a similar . I'm thirty eight. Yes, yes, me too. Excellent. Maybe that's why we look similar. Yeah, I'm not thirty eight, but I'm not far off. Well, it's my birthday next Wednesday, everybody. Your style of poetry, I wouldn't ask you to sort of describe it because that must be an awful thing. So instead, I thought I'd give you the lyrics to one of our most poetic songs and ask you to perform that. Would you mind doing that? Yes, definitely definitely mind . No, I'd hefily do that. Yeah. Okay. What a powerful piece. This is Scrooby's Pip reading a horn section song . Chinese Chinese five spices It's the spice for me Chinese five spices it's the only spice you need Chinese five spices it's a super modern taste you've got one, two, three, four, five spice and a smile on your face . But what about cumin ? It leaves me fumin Cardamom but I don't wear cardigans . Turmeric it makes me sick. Masala, I prefer banana , cinnamon . I'll give it to the binnaman. Tamara, I don't know if this sp isice. Tamarind it gives me the bad wind Nutmeg ? You're off your nutmate sporty spice oh she's a naughty spice Chinese five sp ices, it's the spice for me Chinese five spices I'll take two spoons in my tea Chinese five spices it's a clean plate guarantee because you've got one, two, three, four, five spices and a happy family. Yes , one , two, three four five spice and a happy family . Oh wow. You see , you see, you've now the key to performance poetry is have repeat the last line but softer at the end. That was it was already written in there, so that was ideal. Better without the music as well, yeah. It's a shame, isn't it? Very powerful . That was powerful. Yeah. Pokos Dog woke up during that as well for the first time. Yeah. A big poetry fan? It was Podcast Dog who strummed the bandra for the listener could hear that. Well done one of those drawers. Do you like Kelsea? I don't like Chelsea. Who do you like Well, we'll see? Well, we'll see Celina Gomez . A different Gomez. Oh yes, mate. Do you like Kelsey? Yes I like Kelsey, Kelsey Domez, but not Chelsea. Oh, who's got a DVD player? Yep, yep, yep though . Yep . Pianist? Yes. Everyone except for Ben. Yeah. Okay, well Ben , no point in you playing in the next game. I've got some DVDs from a charity shop , so I thought what I'd do is I'd read out the blurb on the back and whoever guesses a movie first wins the movie. Can we start off with some action music please? So the rule is you only have one guess per DBD so if you guess and you get it wrong you're out . If the name of the movie is in the blurb I will say bleak okay here we go. You have to shout your name, please. Bleak follows our two hormonally challenged labs on their quest to lose their virginity and become the world's top DJ Mixmasters . It's the summer holiday. Mark, yes. Kevin and Perry go large. You win, Kevin and Perry go large. That's how this works. Okay, can we now have some Disney cartoon music, please for the next one? Is everyone enjoying the game? No. Yeah, Disney Disney Cartoon music please. Thank you Forced into slavery by the corrupt, incestuous heir to the throne . Mark , Aladdin. You're out of the DVD game for this particular one. Roman general Maximus becomes a beep. His prowess in the arena will eventually Gladiator. It is Pip. You win, Gladiator. Great film. Can I have some adult romantic music, please? Bleep returns with the sunshine tour new for twenty eleven , filmed live at Liverpool's Echo Arena on the hugely successful tour of the same name, which saw bleep play to over four hundred thousand people in the areas of the UK. Oh, yes, Joe. John Bishop. Correct. You win John Bishop live. Get in . I think people at home will be enjoying this. I think this is one that you don't have to be in the room, you do have to be in the room to win the DVDs. Finally, some western music please. Western music and some cowboy style music. I thought it meant the Wersels . Okay, good luck everyone. Mark is dominating so far for the last one. After spending two years in jail , cocky fast talking jewel thief Miles Logan finds himself on the right side of the law. Now a free man, Logan is determined to retrieve the stolen diamond that he hid in a building under construction of right? Yes. Is it Hudson Hawk? No, you cannot win the DVD now. Yes. But by a stroke of bad luck, music, please . The building in question has since become a police station. Unfazed by this obstacle, Logan manages to conn his way into the building by posing as a police detective with hilarious results. His lively and unorthodox style of working often raises an eyebrow or two from his colleagues and certainly gets him noticed. Does he finally manage to get his hand on that diamond? Martin Lawrence is the star. It's the fifteenth rating . It's in five one format . It costs twenty pents . The initials are BS, the bad boy is back . The feature the color beginning with B , blue, blue and a word beginning with this . No, not blue steel, you're out . It's something you might find in the toilet shit, not blue shit . Just a hint of that, a hint of that on the toilet, on the toilet, in your pad ? Blue skin. I've got closer to No . Whittle? No, because of this. No , it sounds a bit like cediment. Cediment. Cediment? It sounds a bit like something you might eat for chips at a nice push restaurant . Fish. No . Swingas. No, steak, you might have a steak and chips. It sounds a bit like steak. Stain no blue blue stake. Stay blue streets . Blue sounds like it looks a lot like steak. Like stake with an extra letter. There's an R in it. Stake streak. Blue streak. Um, blue streak. Well, unscrewed . I hope you enjoyed that movie. You never heard of that. It sounds awful, really? You'd heard of blue stain . Do you like things like James Bond and specifically James Bond Scroobius? I do like James Bond. Few, because this next bit is all the James Bond theme tunes in eighty seconds. Good luck, Mark . Thank you You live and let die day tomorrow diamonds are for your eyes only . The man with a golden eye golden golden gold finger man with a golden fingers or gun or eye . Isn't that enough fun times You are license to kill . You my aim is to live in daily life another way to die . Nobody does better from Russia with love and bunn y Just by the way, when you sent that around to the group, the pianist , you whatsapped back, I lost a national talent show playing that. Mind elaborating on that? That was in reference to Mark asking me to learn Nobody does it better. What national talent show did you enter? It was Haven Haven? Haven holiday kids? Yeah. I'd gone to somewhere in near Great Yarmouth next to Pleasurewood Hills, in fact. And I'd won the local congratulations. Thank you playing. When was this when I was thirteen? And so I got to go up to somewhere near Scarborough . Why do you always say somewhere near and not say where you actually were? I can't remember where it was. Yeah, got to play in the national finals of the Haven Talent Show. Singing or just playing it all on pianos? Well, that was the thing because when I got there, they didn't have a piano then didn't sing no. She lost. Yeah, I went out in the first round . Well done now, what's your name? Edison. Edison Nearly there now nearly there, but I was just wondering which one of you has put the most things in the mouth then boys. And the only way to find out, of course, is for you to all play some music and I say things you have to stop playing if you haven't put any of the following things in your mouth. Do you play a musical instrument, Screwius? Not well. Would you like a shaker or a shaker? It'd be good. Yeah . Yes, yeah. When you say not well, there's a hint that you play something average . I played the bass in a band because I was so bad at guitar. Yeah, fence. Hello, will it? Unsaken. And then I've not played the bass in a long time. So yeah, just not good. Tambourine it is. No, and I did my level one on piano at the age of thirty five. So everyone else in for the test was in school uniform after school and there was me sat there with a big beard at six foot four to go through my stage my level one. And you stopped at one? I stopped at one. I filmed. I had to go away to do some filming and it never came back to it. So I had a few lessons for a radio program and you just have to play all the time. I think if you're starting that late, yeah, you've got to really commit. Yeah, we're busy people. Okay, so it pass? I did. Yes. I will done.. Thank you Merrit. Thanks guys Examiner, ready? Not sure. Collier. We have a couple of examiners in the well, we have will at Collier is an exam. Have you in the view still got one hundred percent password? You see a listener? Yeah, well done. He does it. Possibly yeah. Have you failed someone? No. It definitely is yeah. So please play something follow Scrubbius' rhythm and remember stop playing if you haven't put one of the following things in your mouth. Okay, off we go . Lovely Stop playing if you haven't put in your mouth porridge . Yeah, we all put porridge in our mouths . Are you playing Philist? I'm just histing. It's really good music. Okay. A stone. Everyone popped a stone in the mouth at some point . Yeah, we've all done that . Why have we done it? Might as well. Spaghetti carbonara . Love it, isn't it? Someone else's to every single one of you put somebody else's toe in your mouth before or after the spaghetti carbonara bitter . After dessert . Homemade smoothie, homemade smoothie . Mouthwash in the last year . Really? I would have fallen there wait for a church even if you're not confirmed because it was aw kward . Yeah , it's difficult isn't it? Squirty cream straight from the can . A hundred percent so far, this is a long one . A decent amount of hair like, a good wad of hair . Yes . Are you playing Mr. Bearding? Yeah . A cigar? And we all popped a cigar in . Never smashed a cigar. Never. No, never lost a guess. Screws it out. The whole barn's still in something that was battered that wasn't fish or sausage . Will it? Mars but classic Bar . A blue something . Then a blue cheese. A blue cheese. Water from the hot tub . I night it's horrible isn't it? Every night ? Absinthe breast milk in the last ten years ? That's most people weirdly . I guess that's all the dance. Is it all the dance? . Something that was bigger than your mouth, so it was difficult What was it like? Thank gosh, well done. A whole animal . Will it? What whole animal? You are a vegetarian ? Must have swallowed a fly. Fly fly that'll count. Braces? Who had braces in the mouth? Braces, none of you had teeth braces? Nope. Teeth braces. I wish braces. Did you have teeth braces? No, I didn't. Well, I probably knew anyone had toothpraces and thought he were, did they? Hang on a minute . There they go Can't imagine he without teeth braces. They were horrorous teeth. I must remember you having teeth braces. I left . I had a removal one. I left happ it iny eater once and they sent it to me . They sent it back to me. It was on the motorway. I once was scheduled to have teeth braces I went because my brother had them and I went in and the guy said I don't need them because I've got textbook teeth was his exact word. Piss off. Textbook teeth braces. Teeth braces. I wouldn't want textbook teeth braces. Sounds strange doesn't have teet braces . Tooth braces. Okay . Tooth braces. So was it a drawer approach. Thank you . Didn't point at you but it was a program . Okay, well pudding nothing. Okay. Have you got any questions for us groupias? We're approaching the end. Um Who has known someone else in the room longest ? Well, this is interesting because I always say in the show that Joe, the trumpeter, Ben, the drummer and I were born in the same hospital forty years ago. It turns out that well, I forgot that Ben here was actually born in the Bahamas weirdly, but also Joe wasn't born in the same hospital either . Really? He told me after the last gig. Yeah, neither of us pulled you up on it. It hadn't occurred to me actually I think probably Harmers is a lot for I'm sure Joe was quite close to Chichester. It's the kind of cutting question I ask. The troops that have been lies for a long time forty years. One simple quote I could tell. I could see in your eyes that there was something not quite right there . Yeah . So Ben came back from the Bahamas when he was six months old, do you think? Yeah. So it depends that you are how much older than me. You two would have known each other longer than six months? Because I didn't move to Middleton was about two and a half. Oh, wow. Yeah, I think two. Well, this is a whole sham that 's the whole thing. So you were Ben and I, Ben Yeah. Your dad was my mom's GP, Hugh, my mom's GP and said, Oh, you've had a baby too. You should meet my wife who's also had a baby . And that was it. And was he your GP? Yeah. So Dr. Horne has seen all of them. Cut out of the mole on my back . And all the other classes anyway , well, thank you for the questions period. I mean I've got more questions. Oh yes , please. This is specifically for Alex. Do you enjoy this podcast more or the news one that you used to do? It's a good question, Scribius . I enjoy this one more. I was afraid nervous in those days. Bearing in mind that you could you got to work with your children and have some real family time there. Not that I'm trying to turn you against your room. Well also that one I got paid for is this one I have to pay to do. Frustrating. So that's screw yes. We are available for all podcasts though No, that was fun. And it was good. That was my first time I'd listened to a podcast when I did a podcast. Yeah. And I did get to meet nice people. You're very much the Katie Price of podcast in your and read more podcasts than you've listened to. That's good. It's good to know. My favorite bit of that one was Ardlo Hanland did it. Yeah, and I really like Ardlow Handler. Yeah, he's great. Just like looking at him. I could imagine. Off face . Race off face . Soft hands? Didn't get to touch the hands? He's got quite a strict policy soft feet. Yes It's time for his toe. Yes, I did so . It's time at last for the third little p ig. And this is the climax of the what was the last one? Which came first the scorch or the garlic p ie Scotch egg for my ankles and garlic pie for pudding Scotch egg from ankles and garlic pie for pudding . Scotch egg from ankles and garlic pie for pudding . Make your garlic pie with a free man . Make your garlic pie with a free mag . Follow your heart and not your . The drama was ramped up in the third pig, was it? Enjoy it, scrub please? I enjoyed the third one the most of the three. The beginning of it for some reason reminded me of the Bode of Feather theme . Do you remember that? Yes. Yeah, there was you which I've not thought of in a long time so that was a joy. I wasn't expecting that, right? Weirdly, and this is weird, which is why I said weirdly. And your voice is gone weird as well at the moment. Well, it always does when I'm telling a weird story . Joe wrote that song and then got on a train and they brought him a train meal and what was in the meal, Joe? Two Scotch eggs and a pork pie. Wow. Isn't that weird? Very two hours later. I think that's very weird. I've got a photo if anyone needs evidence. What's the photo of? Oh nothing's dead of that. I've got photos well . Well, freak me out there. I think that's enough of that . And that's enough of the podcast. Everyone agree.. Yeah Yeah , yeah, yeah, yeah. It's part of the last one ever, is it? Yeah Well, let's have a little bit of music underneath the me saying goodbye to everybody. Unless you've got oh screambers, have you got anything we'd like to say about, you know, where people can see you, that sort of thing? No, just the podcast. I also do a podcast and a magazine called Pod Bible where we recommend podcasts and this is one of the recommended podcasts in the October issues. Pod Bible magazine. You recommended the podcast that you're in, it turns out 'cause this isn't October. Weirdly the guy I wrote it with had already written a recommendation for this podcast before I was asked on, so well maybe some people listening to that have read that recommendation. And now they're here. What a weird song that would be honest with my weird voice again? It's like the Scotch eggs in the pork pie. Well, thank you for the recommendation and thank you. Do check out Scroobius . Your one's weekly, your podcast. Yes distribution pieces every Wednesday. Yeah, we're very jealous of that. This is now our weekly by the way, but only for eight weeks then we have to have a break. Right ? Yeah , I think that's enough. Do stay tuned for an extra little something . But first thank you to the Mark, to the Joe, to the Ben, to Mr. Shell's Life, to the Willip, to the Joe Walker, and to Joe Porter . Mostly thanks to you for this week and also to our best get wered by Miles Scream We'll see you next week be safe . Be happy. Goodbye . One, two, three, four, five, six , stop . And now it's time for some bonus material Ubli ? Nylon Right, so this is just the sixth west. Who's good at singing? Mark I see the crystal raindrops fall and the beauty of it all is when the sun shining through to make those rainbows in my mind when I think of you sometime I want to spend some time with you , just the six of us . We can make it if we try just the six of us , just the six of us , just the six of us building castles in the sky, just the six of us , you and you and you and you and nine . It's time for a brief hollow for those kind people who've donated five dollars . Elorence gas any campbell Then towers or then towers or then towers Then poet and Sypedal Richard O rder . Mary Fran cis . Jason Parallel Brooke going back now to b e f it's Bente S Towers Either way, thank you everyone for donating . We'll see you next series Goodbye , we love you, goodbye. Hello My dream Hello there. The podcast isn't yet over. We're now going to play quite a few dingles in a row because we have a backlog which is good news sort of thank you again for all donations. I hope you enjoy listening to them, even if it's not for you. We enjoy playing them. Please keep donating. There's going to be a new Patreon system soon, so we will update the website accordingly, but meanwhile, here are some dingles . Goodbye . If they own a ball , I will throw in it . If I own a shawl, I will treat that shoe care But you're born a hall and you're not from France or Sweden or Portugal Wales. You're a teacher from New Zealand . So in my own a hole I would call beyond a hole and think if you want a hole we could go on the pro with my ball and my shawl will you come fe ar Johnny Let's talk about this love you have for eating K FC 'cause Johnny . Elizabeth was worry so she had another word with me olly If you keep eating KFC, the problems are eternal 'cause Johnny You'll turn into a chicken or worse you'll become a kernel . Lenard Real Borit has a brother called He . Alex Change your hot has a little dog cultian dog. Leonard Rio Born has a Japanese under French name . Alex J. Horn can nearly play the French horn so happy birthday Leonard from Alex J , your brother is a nice man who is very glad you were born you were born . Hey there . Do you like this ? Do you like this podcast ? But do you wish it was actually just some quite high quality recordings or some quite high quality songs with just a little bit of talking from me in between ? Which don't worry. You can buy the horn section the of album right now on Bandcap. It's called eight great songs and three more songs and it's the best we could do at the time . Buy it He likes the arts , he's got the smarts , he's very smart . He's good at arts , he's wor d our heart he aring marks . You want better part by oral cards he aring mark private parts are of the jut . He's Derek Mark and he's from Chicago