Final Questions and Closing Song

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I've got a paragraph here. Please do get in touch if you want to get involved. We're offering the normal dingle service. so do go to Patreon for that. If you want to jingle to teer you or a loved one up, go to Patreon and type in the horn section. Your support is really appreciated Guys Yeah. And any donations will go straight to the band who, like lots of you, have lost a lot of work. and also they're not here with me But they are here remotely. It's going to be a cracking episode Hello guys. Hello, Elexi Enx We also have a special guest, one person remote audience. We have games, we have jokes, we have each other and we're going to kick off with a song by the little trumpeter, Joe Auckland. Are you ready for it to be played in, Joe? He yeah What's it calledld It's called Hear the Word. Yeah. What's it called Joon? Hear the Wd. Hear the Wd He the W by Michael Jackson. Well, the Brown bitidch collected on Monday, there's no bidchs collected on Tuesday, there's no bids collected on Wednesday. Hear the Wd of the Binman. The green Bins collected on Thursday and the bllack binch collected on Friday, there's no bids collected on Saturday. Hear the Wd of the Binman Hey, everyone like that one? Wh. And next week we'll hear how a different member of the band put out their bins. That was fun. Let's now speak properly to the band. that's what we have to do, is it? Yeah next week? Yes. I didn't understand that. Okay. Right we're going to do the formal register.lease please play four bars of jazz to show you're herear. We're start off with Joe Trumpet How long How long are bars? FenZx. think That might have been eight us yeah. Could we just have one bar of jazz next time? Willip, one bar of jazz bass guitar there. Ben. one bar of drum bass, drums, Trous It's going to be good. Mark saaxophone . It wass just like Charlie Parker They're in a room, isn't it Okay o Yep And how about some nice piano? Ites't work, mate. Okay, so we're down a piano, but that doesn't matter Why doesn't it work? Because I don't know. it doesn't work. Okay. goodood stuff. Well let's try this. willill it? Have you got a bass guitar there? or just that horrible one? I've got this horrible one. I could go get a double bass because itr bass to plug in. And go and get your double days, double bays, please Goodbye Okay, in the meantime, Ben, how about you do a bit of shaker as we chap to the band? Gure. There we go. So hey guys Hello room in is my double base. Hey, what are you wearing Ben, what are you wearing? A me I've got a yellow sweatshirt, I've got black jeans and some Sespher drills. Okay, let's pass it on to Mark. Keep that rhythm going, Mark, with your instrument Nice, lost M. No he's still there. I can't hear him. Well you have to you stop your instrument and he's going to carry it on Mark, have you washed yourself much today yes. Just the usual note. Lvely, well, you keep playing the piano as I ask a question to the Troumpeter Hello man. Have you had a little baby Yeah. Describe the worst nappy for us please Ah where I am. Oh name? Yeah. ye, that's. I love the Tand. Okay Myyconium. Nonium.. Thank you. Okay. now it's his turn, just to trumpet, please as I ask a question to the pianist Hello pianist. Has Mark finished his kitchen yet? No way, no in there. Okay. a little bit of whatever instrument you're playing, pianist How there to speak and play Oh yeah, good point. And stop. So Willip is out of the room getting his base. I've got a question for Willip, But while he's out here, what does they want to think of Willip Sell a tool Absolute tool. ye. Yeah, tool. we settled on too. Yeahep, who's gonna be the one to tell him when he comes back? I'll tell him. Here he is. Hey, Willip Ben's got a m. Oh, Ben's got a message for you You're to. We all think you're toe. Ny. Really too. Guy Hey, Willip. Hello? We don't need the bass guitar H't got about of stuff Yeah. That reminds me of the time that you made me take my banjo all the way to Scotland only to make me not use it But that was more extreme, wasn't it? Yeah. OkayK, well play some little bice. I've got your question for you now. Hey, man.. Yeah. You right, Will it? Hasn't been tuned for a while. Does't matter. or Can youavy with it? Yeah, I just need to pull the pin out Oh,rid's gonna to blow himself up. Yeah, come on, well, not that bad Oh we don't cry loud. Can you hear me, will it Yeah. Do you remember that story you told on the podcast? Yeah. About the car park. what ye yeah. A about the car park? whats a car park. This is just full with it. Ke playing with it.. You remember the car park story and the couple? Yeah, the couple you saw in the car Yeah How often do you think about that, willill it? I haven't thought about it. Yeah. Can to think about it now? Yeah. Yeah how when you think about it? What? I thought you were going sayone to put in touch. I want you to imagine being in that sort of situation, will it? Are you imagining it? Oh, which one are you? The M or the woman? on a p. Okay o Okay, well that' we' introduced the band now there they will aret pretty like it with the double bass. It's good, isn't it? Sorry I really like it with the double bass We've lost Ben the drummer, but we'll press on. Hey guys, we've got a special one person guest audience Woo! Who's that? It's mrter Tim Kay It's Tim King Hi Tim. No we can all greet Tim now. Hi Tim. Hi Tim All right, Tim Pllish him Welcome to the podcast. You're on the podcast now Pastic. I've got this, puton It was this Is Alex Horn from the Horn section. The band are all not here Tiban So I've got some questions These were taken from CNN. Have you heard of CNN What do you think it stands for? corporate M. national Corporate National You going ne? You going near here Corporate national needs. Okay, how many them do you think you've got right I do the knes? Yeah. And The whole America. You've got one white. One of wh. You've got one right but in the wrong place Oh, okay Right, okay. Network. Yes. Where are you putting it Second down Second in you've got well, what are your other words Will they do music played under this? Yes, if you want. Do you want music played under this Yes. Okay, that willll start now Do' not want to know what kind of music. What kind of music do you want underneath it Negative music Okay Okay. CNN G I think I'm going see. Good for it Bak Crags Networks Ls, great news network. Okay, you've got two blacks Which word you think was wrong So' the black to mean I'm right here. You're back to the right word in the right place So someone's news Someone's news network or cate something that works. I think it's Well, I'll try that first. Okay R new network Now you've got just one black, just one black now Oh, that's good. That's useful. That means that news was right. Yes Parksons. Keep going. Clarksons Ne network. So one black again Thereoses knees, they're not knes. Yeah You to give up? You've got too G formal goes. wass not clarkons. No, formal goes thenen I'll reveal it What have I got so far? News network. Yeah No, chairmans? No, two two more No Is it centegrade Yes Centrlade News Networ You go there in the end OkayK, I've got fifteen questions from the CNN website. they ask these questions to Arianna Huffington Okay who co founded the Hubington Post. Speaking, you've come to the right man. What about your job most excites you Wish job I'm asking these to you and I'll see if. Yep, and I'll see if your answers compare to hers interesteresting I enjoy the freedom I have It's nice to do something creative. Solving problem Solving problems . leaving Laving problems. it' very different. How how many hours do you sleep? ninety five percent ninety five percent of the time. Start your answer that please Well, ninety five percent of the time. I speak. I get Sorry, ninety five percent of the time. I get. I sleep. I get I get. ninety five percent of the time I get Okay, sorry. Yeah at ninety five percent of the time I get to sleep at maybe midnight. Okay, what time you wake up Seventh century So seven a half hours late, ninety five percent at the time yeah, so one hundred percent would be seven probably get up at seven forty five. Right She gets eight tows, Marianna. What do you eat for breakfast Greatfuit. Yeah give you that Yeah, it's the same as that. Yeah And y, just grapefruit. Yes sausage sandwich and black coffee. poached eggs and two hot cups of coffee If you could be pitched to by one person, who would it be? I don't understand that one. I caness you we leave it? Yep What's on your home screen Do you have anything on your home screen Lam of my phone 't say U Mbe can I take it as my phone? Okay But this. She's got the Huffington post and then an exclamation mark. How often do you exercise A lot of questions Yeah M's fifteen We we changed the music a bit. changed it up. Okay, what s of the music do you want now? U Rege We'll get as close as we can to reggae. It might be folk I think I'd rather have Regae My. Are you with the band now No because of the coronavirus What was the question? How often do you exercise? I am. Well In general, not well, sorry, ninety five percent of the time. No, no no, I am relentless about doing Sorry I am relentless about doing I am relentless about doing h on the. I've got this. Now until squooish again Hia, how often do you exercise? I'm relentless about doing star jumps Yeah, thirty minutes on my stationary bike every day. What app can't you live without I went on my stationerary bike today. Okay Get some groceries. Oh, did it move U ye, well, I had to go up din know. Okay. So it wasn't the stationary bike for long What that? can't you live without What? Favorite city and why Oh, hang on, but you didn't give me space to answer app one. Well, it was headspace was the answer Al right What? Favorite called headspace. Favorite city and why A. orite city A Toko. Okay. Can I I've got a Y as well, but can I do that for a different city? Yes, do it New York if you want. U what yeah is us one of the worlds This is what is this one? Yeah. New York is one of the world. great. Yeah. Walking cities Walking cities is actually What's the most important company we've never heard of? O home'm just I'm watching an old football match on Slly. Okay, arere there any social platforms you refuse to participate in? Social platforms U Like a public hanging. Is that a social platform? Yes. Do you think there's a tech bubble Sorry What are you reading right now Can I go back to these the ones you're not giving me time Yeah ye later on. Best piece of advice you've been given Oh hang on, there was the reading one I wanted to, really? Fly. what keeps you up at night The misses And last of all, if you could tell your eighteen year old self one thing, what would it be Starting with Ariana, your performance will I don't think I your performance were outstretch actuallyct actually outstriped. improve if you can commit to not only working hard but also unplugging, recharging and renewing yourself. I didn't understand I thinkin I got the hanging at the end. Was I trying to get the same as her? No, no, it was just an interesting experiment. Let see what happens. Do you have any anecdotes for us now Hang on a minute I had a dream with Peter Beards L it. Okay Back to the band. Hey, well that was cool. Tim's doing fine. Are you enjoying Tim so far guys? Yes Ohes. Well, let's play a game. Favourite. Timo wants to play a quick game of what am I hitting with my trumpet? Yes I'd like to play that. Okay. So I'm going to hit an object just out of sight from you all with my trumpet And you have to say what I'm hitting and then I'll reveal it for you. Are you ready Oh Ben Ben says we need to sort his microphone so we can hear him Or are we okay just reading out what he says It's funny this way, isn't it? Ben saidays fine. Joe Walker. Joe Walker, do you want to be Ben? You can read everything He says. Joe, you have to read out everything he says Fuck off. Yeahep, yeah likeet. Okay. round one of what am I hitting with my trumpet? Fuck off times two. Okay, Ben, you have to not ruin the podcast. Okay, here we go. What am I hitting with my trumpet? If you think you know, do buzz in with your instrument. I'm going to go close upon Alex Bonko. Not a bonko, you're out, Mark. Oh, well, you didn't spepecify that You're around here once again. Ben Yes, Ben Hard sausage It's not a hard sausage you're out, Ben. Foyabama, M. Yes, Bill? A soft sausage Does that sound like a soft sausage? No, it doesn't Ed. Yes, Ed. A shoe. No, you're now gonna see a bit of it Yuckland. Yes, Jland. It's a small guitar Close. You're all back in. Ukule. It is a ukulele. What are the ukuleles? Okay, everyone enjoy it we forot left. twoo left. Here we go, nexte item Oh You can just cl. See a hint of it? Yes, Joe. A horn, a little horn that goes honk. No. Ed. Yes, Ed. E pot of coffee. Not pot of coffee. you're closer, Yes, Ben Ten cu. No. Well Yes, willill it? Catch up. No, I'm now gonna to lower it and it's first to shout it Bottle bottle? No, this is coming to view.'t N N Sainsbur's Chinese five st. It is Chariny five fiveives. amazing. Oh it looks really big now. Okay, good luck everyone. So far, the drummer is winning J This's the last one. Okay, ready What Yes, Mark. It's a football football thing. No, it's not a football thing. No Joe. Yes Joe Slinky. No, close Oh Yes said It's a small tambourine. No Will it? I have a guess? Stapler, Stapler. I'll give you it. It's a tape measure. No. Oh of course. So's obvious now. Yeah. Everyone enjoyed the game draw, was it? Do a draw?? It was more draw. Yeah You want do more Lovely game No now we're going move on. All right. Oh, let's have another song. This one is by Mark Brown. What is your song about Mark? It's called Joness Armor Trading Jones Amour trading. And does that basically explain the joke Yes. May maybe the song iss called Joan Amriting The song is called Joan Armorrading That's right I we all hear it ye I wrote love and affection A performed on your till. Oh, that's a lovely cboard to is part of the scene That was a pretty big deal I expect in seventeen I was in the top ten But my popularity w. What to do then? feeleel so right. Need to try something new. I saw a gap in the market. And you just want to doew just want to do Did't see that coming I open do I a train. Petrating D Hey guys Yeah, thank you everyone. Very nice Mark. Very nice Jones Armour trrading, can it No for the show. I like said yo at the end I said Joan. I would saido. but liked. I liked it when he said Yo at the end as well.. Okay, so yes, each member of Doone know who Joe Ama Trading is? No Yeah. Okay. Each member of the band is going to contribute song every week and the listeners, that's you, you can vote for your favorourite and the band member with the fewest votes We'll be evicted of the podcast. Oh, this is a great idea. Also a cough. Oh yes, yes. It's a little cough Please send in suggestions if you want particular things, and I'm going to try out a new joke each week So ready for the first joke? Yeah, Oh wow Can have a a fanfare, please, Joe What a I chose my new diary because it's meant to be the best diary there is at the moment. According to the cover, it's the Diary of the Year Oh goodood one. Yeah Yeah And now it's time for a, a a Do you think U it's calledool. It's A A AA A and ask Alex anything at all So I didn' you anything. Yeah, anything at all. U what is the what's the thing you've got most of that you've never bought any of? Yes Great question Yep, than you What's the thing you' got. You know, I understood it U I suppose the thing I I suppose the thing I've got most of sorry, I suppose the thing I've got most of that I haven't bought anything of Yes. Fies are flies You've got lots of flies. A about a thousand flies in the house at the moment. Oh yeah, okay. Can you ask me first Yes. What's the thing youve b most of that youve not bought any of How many mes have you got I D't know., I've only seen one at a time. Right. Okay, it's time for hy. Oh, sorry sorry veryquently. He's sneaky here Well, it's now time for hide and' seek Okay if you want to go and hide somewhere somewhere in the house Which leads us yes. Which leads us on Which leads us neatly on to hide and seek. So you want to go and hide somewhere in hide and seek What do I say Hide and seek. Hide and seek. Hide and seek, maybe. Is it the emphasis ofand Hide and seek So if you want to go and hide in your flat ho going to come and find you virtually. secondecond. Okay. have you hidden I change anything. Okay I speaking. Okay. Yeah Inin No, not I'm withing yet Yes, youiden A you in the bathroom In the bath? Yeah seehind the door of the bath. Yeah. Okay, u Here's the question How didn't do that sorry, you didn't do that before the other questions. We can add that in. I'll get Joel. if you could add, here's a question before the other questions please. Here's a question. How do you decide what TV programs to watch There are so many All right. reccommendations. Okay Are you any good at capitals? Do you want to take the capapital challenge Yeahah, I think I do. OkayK well I've got a globe here and I'm going to spin it and then point at a country at random. Canada You can Google if you want No, I don't need it. Is it I don't think you'll get it.a. Yes Right. Do you Fran to sing along? Oh is that in the capitals? Yep Could do one more? Okay I' spin again. O bit of a roll And it's Canada again Did it o? M Toronto No it's Ottaw Oh it wass one of them in the blo city. Do you fancy sing along Yeah, okay. Ready I going No I was was going going two time I my little For work was I was going to find my little wife Okay, Hey guys, do you want to hear Ben's contribution to the podcast Yes, please. Yes, please Yes, please. Yes please off. What's your song called Ben Navei What a savy mean bed comes from the French for Savoir to know. Alright, let's hear your song, Ben So thinkink you know your veget. Sellery savy. Kn your hotels. Savooy savy. Careful with your pudding? Serey savy. Shrewd with your sausages. Savlooy savvy. Savlo say, Savlo savy, Savlo savvy. M Mindful with your lardder, Scar Heavy. Know how much you're paid? Salaravy. Understanding charity, Sally Army heavy. We've all Sen Greece, Sandra D saavy. Sandra D Svy, Sandra D Svy, Sandra Dvy Deal with Gy's knees, Sabby Sabvy Pom an antiseptic cream, Sabalon Seby. Know your rainbow Zebaby saabvy. You know that's life Ceelerisvy. Cellis cis cellisellis cell cis Heay And two like got one bed. Nice one bed D How did you make the Gibbon noise mouth . Well, I thought it was much better than Ms one. So guys's a quick a quick game of Gess the notote. Are you ready What boat is this? Post it Pon? Iost it D. It was a day. Willip wins. G you're good at music, I was me. I was me. Yeah, Willip got there first. What note? What note is this F sh shop. F shop. Wow, you guys are great. F shop. And finally B flat? No. Oh no. C sharp C! D sharp Willip is the winner. 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I can spy a picture of Keith Richard's dog. It's not I can spy. it's I spy. I spy a picture of Keith Richard's dog. I quite like I can spy actually. It is I can spy. I can spy a picture of Keith Richard's dog. Willips still winning. Joe. A chicken in a trackit can buy. I can spy a chicken in a track suit. Wellill it's whaty. Ed I can buy a ladder He's winning. And here comes the drammer. What canes buy The type we still goingar Baby b type And I type I can spy I can spy Caybe. Maybe one or two. Yeah. Well done the Pianis wins that with ladder. With ladder, does. Wow. Chicken in a tracksuit. Dobody? I believe. Put the bear costume on. It really don' m that. Willip the really Willip has put on the bear costume. I he's a lion, I think? Yeah, it's a lion, sorry Yeah. Allright. well look now that he's put his bare costume on or his line costume, let's hear Willip's song. Willip, what's your song called? It's called Pomars Eats Pom Bears. That's as good The title's as good as it gets It's better. Here it is Oh, that's c. Yeah. Yeah. I've gota go in ten minutes Wh They on theit It's nothing st this I mean literally that's it really, you. One two back wo p p A pair of pamesair Rare to say a pair of pames. Not classic. and then it just fase out is classic, the b bag is excellent assass He can't stop it it's a lot slower than I remember Who cares about pumes? his pumars? who cares about pum bears his pum bears, who cares pum bears, his pum bears? Wh cares pum bears, his pum bears, Wh cares a pumes? his pum bears, who cares the pum bears? he pum bears Oh still G. Wow, St G there good. Well there we go We've had songs with references to Joan armourrading and Pamz. Who is older? Armarading or heirs? Buzz in now E Correct How old is T How old is Pam? Pam bears How old? seven seventy two? No, no. you're both out. but you're in the ballpark.entyven seventy four. seventy four seong? ninet.venty sixine. thirty two. eight six. ninet seventy five seventy five five seventy nine eight She's seventy three and Joan I'ma trading is sixty n. they're both still alive. Hey, who wants more stuff from Timmy Kay G onies. And yes, please, we now return to the interview with Tim Kid Qestion from the band There we go. They've each recorded your question so they will they will play in Yeah, hello Tim What's the meaning of Lass? Good on Sas Andly though Markays ans There's one one o, oh yeah, optional. Mark says. Hi Tim, Wh are you going for the apology Cry I think it's called a loveove Cry. The love Cry. Yeahah, but that was in February, wasn't it? It's the love curry we're going for. And when is we going do Valent Min'say? Yeah, when are we doing it I think you know the answer that? When Jules. Ohwen when this Bloody A pandemic. Draw to a close draws the curtain on itself. Oh a blow ne. Joe says. I was wondering if he'd like to be gofather to my new daughter. A genuine question, I think. Yes, Re You forold it? H You have to pay to be a good father but I I think he wants you to Oh right. so a financial thing Uh yeah I think so shouldould be okay Eed, My question to Tim Ky. if he had to kiss with tongues A retired footballer, whoo would it be hit? Well, great question, Ed. Yeah. G question Okay C Kelly Smith And then Ben says, the drummer is now typing his question for Tim K Okay, this is a question from Ben Reynolds, Tim. What do they build cranes with? That's very clever there's not all of them? Y You got to answer that one Folks. Okay. Please can you now ask a question to our next guest? We don't know who that is yet Okay How did you get into impressions? D you Did you just always do them But you know, with the family to entertain the family Yeah that you see someone famous and start doing his voice and then branch down from there Okay I'll put that to the gu I started typing that up but it was too long so I'm going to have to. Oh worry I could do it shorter. Okay Did you always want to be an impressionist? Yeah, that's nice De new. Al ye O on Yeah, did you always want to st impressionist questions What a history for you Sorry, Pter've got a very quick question. Yeah. I've got a very quick question for you. Okay Well if I was to say these words to you, could you describe what your Could you describe what you're picturing maximum spinach I'm John Embery wailing wheeling away ry for acage Oh no, I think me how much it spins Okay, so Good answer. Pot a history of view for the listener, Ing to say year. Just say what your main thing was that year please. nineteen ninety nine chber No. living in Petersbur twenty fifteen I U hang on a minute, twenty fifty. I think I did it I did a play with Daniel Kisson And two thousand four two thousand four is Yeah I was teaching English as a foreign language Okay, we're ne there. did you get married two thousand five On the first day of it Oh yees, so yeah, two thousand four I was working in Waterlooow teaching English There are table tennis tables in there Cool y'all. Yeah quick quick chat about music got I love music. you got a record player. When did you last use it A Ab two months ago I had to whether a record works Um I don't think my record player works And would you mind putting something on the record player for us to hear Now let's have a look. What would you like Well the closest record to it, so we can see your taste of music just Like a I will' got one that's actually sat on the pererfect. O Pas an incubator. So this is two second bs. Two second burst was. Yeahep. The two second burst Oh Oh weren't there?, weren't there Yeah. Dome give us I Okay it I need a any record Ber. Yeah cing studies Yep. You take it off s speed. Okay I mighty Pill It makes it easy to edit doesn't it Noope Is that off now B off, ye for all intents and purposes. Okay, it's the last game. it's guess the last word. I'll keep it off, please Oh Last game, please guess the last word in every sentence in an article on the website about John Terry Okay John Terry is a model defender in football Today. E the tough tackler are great in the air and a great Ler. There is no doubt about Terry's abilities on the pit Yes. The Chelsea Capkin's life in the press does not stop off the Yes, There have been numerous incidents off the pitch that have been brought that have brought negative attention to the former England Yes. and now as top ten of bad incidents that he's done, you can pick three numbers. we'll do them Oh I'm going to pick The b Number eight, urination in od. In places Nowother number five is Hold It's not great. It's nine eleven partying G But I've got to get the last worded. Yeah Okay, Well I'll do a bit. Chelsea's flight was grounded in the immediate aftermath of the attacks on the World Trade Center in Pent. I say aftermath Yeah. according to Mor Football, some of the Chelsea players went home to watch the news the mirror explained it after The group of players visited several pubs. they wound up at the posthouse hotel at Heath where a group of stranded American travellers gathered to watch the news while the players P to get This isn't great. Five words, please H It's not it's not great this exposed their private parts. Threw food and taunted them. One more One more number one, obviously Hm. Okay Getting teammates Is this one ify as well? Yeah, gettingting teammates girlfriend I think she makes girlfriends ven? Cookery time now, correct What's your best recipe and how do you And And how do you How do you make it Look for some music I believe. Oh, okay. U J. Wait the rest out Just explain explain what it is and how you do it in a thirty seconds, thirty seconds. U so let's go for a lamb address. twenty five seconds, please. Okay, so I'd. Try some onions I take them out of the pan and put the oil into the pan again. And then frry some cardamom seeds, some cumin, some ten seconds Chili flav. do some lambbs cloves and some black pepper. let's fr that up. Three seconds. onions. That's it.'sam Okay, thanks, Tim. Is there anything people can do to see you or hear you at the moment? likeike your radio show or your playing c? I do you have a rado show What time'es it on I have Eleven PM on Wednesday. Okay. That's tonight. That's tonight Well now? Playing cards, Please people can buy your plan. Yeah I've got a pack of playing cs. Oh, are you gonna pay the jingle again If you want to, we'll play the jingle straight after this bit Fantastic. Yeah, playing cards, you can get them from Utter and press. comot Okay. Utter and press And that's it, I think That's it. Thanks for being the first guest on the remote podcasts Yep, you doing it every week Yes You Yeah. U, am I doing everyw wee? I'd have l it every week. Might be easagier because This brokeen things up a bit. Yeah Al I could be the guest ye. Yeah. My M get used to a poem one week Okayase see later All right, Yeah See you later. Right guys, there's time for one more song So this is a song that the pinis and I have collaborated on for the last four or five years And it's pretty good. But it is quite long, so you don't have to listen to it at all You can pull out at any point. That's what she said It's called I Smell a rat I smell a rat. said a rat. and no one knew exactly what he meant. Was he suspicious? Did he think something was up Aie sensed another ratty sent I smell a rat, the rat said again. So his mate stopped and said, Please explain Is there another rat around? or do you think one of us is lying? It is fairly crucial for this game because the mates were playing a little game of cheat, the card game that involves telling lies I smell a rat. shouted Rat again. Is one of you a rat? in disguise? But she said no. No, said the cat. We're not rats either, said the mice. Ah, said the rat. Excuse me for a sc. I'm gonna phone a friend for some advice The rat turned his back and fiddled with his phone, then waited to see what would happen next Beep beep, went a phone. Aha! said the rat. One of you has just received a text They all spun around to check their tiny phones, but none of them seemed to have got one H L the rat. I am having fun I did smell a rat. Then said the rat. I knew that something bad was going on We still don't understand, said all the other guys. Did you smell or just suspect something was wrong I smellt a rat Said the rat. We know you did, said the budgie and dog together. And you are the rat! the rat said to the budgie, and he started blocking out all of his feathers.Look, budgies, a rat! said the silly cat. How did you know that rat, please tell us all? Well, guys, here's the thing. I didn't use my nose. I had that removed when I was only small They all looked at the rat and let out quite a gp. ' above his mouth there was a massive hole. I was quite suspicious when Budgie first arrived because he was lying down and trying to crawl. He also didn't cheep. Like Budgies really should, he hissed and squeaked and did a ratty wail. And then I sent a text to make you turn around and I saw he had a massive ratty tail Butut I smell a rat, said the buty rat, and no one knew exactly what he meant Was he suspicious? Did he think something was up? Or had he sensed another ratty' scent He pointed at the first rat and said I smell you. That's all I meant by saying a rat I smell You stink, you raink. You whk something rotten, and your nose' face looks really gumb as well. Yep Yeah And now here is the Calypso version. Now the dance Oh, the dance version Fom the painis No, yeah I like that version Wow that that Yeah, that's much better. Is this one the same length? I hope so