Star Wars Debates and Final Farewells

And we're live on match day as Doug reaches for a buffalo wing He's got it. Oh and he's gone for a can of Bsy too. What a finish! There's no doubt about it. It just tastes better. Match days deserve Bepsy It's the lonely I learn and setf Myersers podcast Andy it really worked out for me because our food showed up late. I have a full breakfast, eggs, hash grounds, the works. This just gave me fromom where. We can bleep it out It just gave me a chance to scarf it. I love that you're kind of sliding nicely into the Yororm spot of doing the ASMR Eaton position. Well I really did scarf it. I'm starving. We've had a couple nice lonely Island brunches Have you been a social at all, Andy? I mean, obviously not with me, I've completely let you dine as a friend and you're time in New York City shooting a movie but have you se you're basically sending a clear message, I get it. Yeah And that message is, you choose your wife and children over your friend, Andy. You really called my bluff, that was like me being like, if we were in the same city, I'd see you every day. And then you came out here and I've just got no time for you at all I think we all know how to spend quality time with you, Seth. Do my show? Open for you on tour. Oh yeah, cllassic brooks stuff. Yeah Brooks does never have to scarf down his breakfast midpod, which we're leisurely about it. I saw Brooks. Oh nice. And he said that it was such a blessing to have you, Seth as a later in life friend. Ohope It's a nice thing to hear. He's not that old. I don't know how maybe I don't know where he's expecting it seemed full of doom, I guess. Brooks is both not that old and older than the Hills, Exactly U I mean, this is a sketch I think about all the time that I would say has no cultural relevance, but is a real favorite of mine. I think we've talked about it. It' when Adam Living hosted. Oops. Firehouse incident where Bill plays a very strange guy who works at a firehouse and he's very upset that Oh they can't Yeah, the be the be. We've talked about this, haven' we? We have talked about it, but somebody said that instead of And it's up to you, Andy, instead of Jack Black. Spelling bee song You can play this if you don't quQeen be. notot the be Yeah All right, so Andy, this is just a dry run. say S you didn't quiby That didn't quiby That's really good. Yeah, that's good. That's a keeper. U Here was another name for the dictionary. We've been talking about our online dictionary, courtesy of Nick Ricardo. I've done the due diligence of learning the name of a person who's put a lot of time into this. What did we decide on it? Well, this was a pitch that I kind of like, The Quedos' almanic because of Nick But wouldn't it be the nictionary? Oh yeah The Dictionary. Okay, work in progress We're let's keep chipping away at that. Sorry. I couldn't think of a good wonka, but that one came pretty easily. Yeah, it did. Some people have asked about guests we've promised that have never been on the pod and if there's any update on the. I believe the Doritos marketing guy has maybe hardcore backed away from ever speaking about it ghosted us. Yeah. I think he maybe watched it and then like said to like maybe one colleague at work, I'm gonna do this podcast and talk What No. Yeah, they were like yeah, like the room went dark. You are never to speak of that Not normal guy Sam Azersky who runs the spepelling bee. I mean, definitely gonna happen We just don't know when. We gotta get Azerssky on. Steve Martin wants to talk about sururf meeting and it's really just incredible that we can't pull that together. Holy shit. How are we have to do it. How do you Well Be I mean, one of the reasons we can't is like an hour before this started, Andy, we were all texting and then you were still eight minutes late. And like forget about getting together for the pod Y ma is not even we won't even text us back. Yeah It does concern me because I'm getting dinner with him tonight. Yeah. Like maybe he and forgive this died Shit That that's the only thing you could think of for why he's not texting, not just that he's what to be like if it's not that he's such a bad person for fading us. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, to be fair about this episode specifically, it's only happening because somebody put in your calendar erroneously by accident And I knew one hundred thirty, but I had kind of said I didn't think I could do Kiva, you're just out of the loop, bro. Well, no one told me, and then Andy was like, is it on? And we were all like, No. And here we are. Here we are. Also, you Kiv, you have been in contact with somebody who's connected to Lewis and apologies for probably saying his name wrong Louis Aschay Lewis Acher, He directed the short Laser Cats that did so well at Camp. Yes, Yes, yes. A person named Sam Hoffman who was a producer type person on Naked Gun who works for the Sh McFarland compomany. He heard our episode and the guy and then it made its way to him to the Laser Cat feellllow that I don't want to to Lewis And we say L so that we might be Ly. that we wanted to watch it And so I haven't yet, but he sent us over a link of Laser Gato. Yes. That's okay How long How long a film is Laser Gantao? I believe it's like twenty two minutes. So we're gonna do we're gonna we have to watch Laser Ganto. Have you se sent meeting? Yeah live watching. Obviously, we't spill it to the audience because it's his. So we'll put it on mute and you'll just hear us breathing I think maybe, or we just watch it and then give our thoughts about what I'm sure will be a you know wonderful film. If we released that, it wouldd be so fucking. like I like my let's just do five seconds of it. Ready? This is our just breathing cut of Laser Gatto I mute good Okay, rip off. There's the laser pointer. There's the laser pointer, yours is better. All right, we're good. That's five seconds twenty two minutes. All right. We're doing so muchromo for Laser Gotto. Do you think you planned on? I mean, by the way, Ned doesn't need our help, it's already award winning You ever won an award in France? Don't front on the quamp? Yeah, it's true. I'm sure everybody involved in Laser Cats would love a quamp. Inane I didn't just say don't frump on the quampp. Don't frump on the quamp. Yeah. If you'reumping on If you're acting like the quampp, don't matter. you're frrumping on the quampp And we all know you should not p on the qu. A couple of people were very there, you know, again, obviously there's no podcast that's more of a circle than this one. And someone said, I can't believe you guys talked about Ghost face in the sccream movies without referencing the fact that in the twenty twenty two scream, Jack Quid was Ghosts faith Well, number one, I did spil purpose 'cause it's a huge spoiler. Should we beef what you just said? Dude, it's twenty twenty. It's like the end of the movie. Yeah, come on. That's the first of the one that Matt and Tyler made. That's Matt's KQuito. Well, let's say, you know what? We'll reach out to Matt. He's your friend and ask him if he wants us to bleep that. I think that that's a good idea They're good at C because they had also donon't say it because I'm going see if Andy knows it because you're I think you're about to give it away. Andy. Yeah There were two ghost faced. s The other ghost face has since the movie came out won an Oscar Who is the other ghost face? This is in Mattin Tyler's Scream five. twenty twenty two sccream Oh David Arquet. Hm. He is in it As you won an Oscar Uh Mikey Madison? Yes. Nicely done. They also had Genna Ortega in there obviously. and I mean Kudos deserves an Oscar for Wednesday, rightight? That's what we're all going They cast They really cast the crap out of that. They did a great job. I don't know how the Oscars were Seth Um, nobody thought you did. Uh Seth, M, comeome back to the city. I will, now.'t come now. Why not? It's Saturday. You guys could be at dinner in five hours. I got my parents and my kids. Although my brotherounds like he has built in babysitter. So my brother in law took me kids to a trampoline park, so I'm in incredible debt to him right now. That isice. I'm with you guys And guys, I had a great drink last night. What'd you have? It was we called it a light and light, but it's like a trashy shandy, I would say. It was a Carz light with sprite in it Oh wow, it's like let's say three it's like one quarter sprite. Three quarters Czite. Okay. Just tastes like you're like at the beach, you know, or you need to be by a pool all day like playing badminten with Was this invention like sort of Rehes's peanut butter cup situation where you were walking with the Corz light and somebody else was walking with the sprite and collided and it ended up in the same cup? Like Because otherwise, how the fuck did this come to pass Well, it wasn't. it exists. kindind of like, you know it Yeahah, but I don't know if it's, I don't know if we Google it what it'll say, But Doug Man, one of the co writers of like Naked Gun Me and him are writing that thing together and we sit around all day and then he brought up that it was something he had and we immediately were like, let's get some right now. and we sent away for some of that and then made them in the office Yeah I just get those two natural ingredients and mix them together, right? Yeah, some people did sprite zero, who didn't want the sugar. That's fine. Past Cz L light shandy is what I'm seeing it as. And then it is those two ingredients? Yeah. I mean, that's how to make Cz Llight shandy is a Cz light and spprite. There you go. You were calling it, what were you calling it? A Sprite and light. Is that what you werere calling it? I think a spprite and light. I mean, there's a long tradition of this type of thing. I think we maybe even have discussed it before, L like a black eight, like an old English eight hundred, where you drink out the coe and pour in Guinness Yeah. there's, I forget what they call it, but in Spain, don't you get like Coca Cola with red wine mixed in. Or those two things? There you go. Yeah. That's what Seth always orders at the River C. I went to I went to Spain last week. I went to Spain were you were in Madrid last week. I was in Madrid last week. and I went a different kind of life than four to eight hours And it was Fantastic. So I'm going actually shout it out. I'm going do a little promo for my brother in law, Zach Heinzling directed the new Rafen Nadal series on Netflix. and it's great. It's four episodes and it's a fantastic sports documentary And the premiere was in Madrid where I've never been and Alexi and I went out and it's I can't remember the last time I was on a vacation where I didn't have my kids or anything to do workwise. So you just like walked did you go to a museum? Did you because's hard Youre jet lagged and you just kind of power through Okay, we took, you know what? We took a midnight flight The whole fight Basically landed at eleven and in the afternoon and turned it around and just like stayed on East Coast time the whole time and it was fantastic That's awesome. L lot of Hemone. A a lot of Hmone. Yes, what? Is one of the episodes about how he always be picking his wedgies during the match? It come up. It do come up I did listen to Abifa because I was there Hell ye. And it's really it really holds up and one day we'll talk about it obviously. and I'm looking forward to it. Good hook. Great hook. justust like old fashioned pandering repetitive hook Um, One other thing we missed in our podcast is a circle, we talked about the film Fjord.. I remember that. Yeah You know who's in Fjord, the film in real life Oh, the winter soldier. Bucky himself. Yeah. Sebastian Stan. And you know what? you know what someone said about the fact that we talked about Fjord did not mention that the winter soldier was in it? You know how they described it? I would love to hear A righteous fail. A righteous feelel. Yeah, we failed on that one. We failed. Apologies U Somebody just wrote, I was reading the YouTube comments and somebody wrote twenty seven thirty four. like they timestamped it. and they just wrote OMG Akiva. And I was like, I wonder why I Kivid did I got an OMG. and it's really great because We're twenty seven, thirty four minutes in and I start saying like I basically start commenting about the fact that we haven't started talking about party Mr. Bernards. and it's twenty seven thirty four in. And then we kind of all laugh. And then Keve goes Another thing about out of the past is it Andy that says, Oh my God Aa I thinkking's more like the listener was making that comment. I think I so did. Oh I thought it was that Andy went. Oh my God. And then they were called. But then there's a real Sorry you're not cultured, Andy. You're not gonna get half of what Nick Cage is doing in Spider Noir. You're not gonna know any of it. Me and Steph are gonna be like, got it, got it, got it. You're gonna be it, got it' be like what? And you're both Ben Reiley And that's the irony of it. By the way, did you see a Oh my God, Jurassic park Yeah, yeep, I did. Isn't it crazy that they could make an animal, like just make a dinosaur from a little bit of bug DNe? It' A documentary as far as I'm concerned. You' talking about the filmmakers? Nope, no, it just like The documentary Jurassic Park. Crazy to me. It's crazy to me that they first of all, that that documentary film crew just didn't bail Yeah, they must have been so scared. They just stayed, They just stuck it out. Oh God, that's my Ted talk. I just want to come and talk about how brave the documentary crew of Jurassic Park was. Also the guy who's just in the shitter with Newman from Seinfeld. Right Wait, what? Just sitting there with like got them mked and everything? Oh yeah Did you see we're talking about Ben R? Did you see JK. Simmondons at the M' game? Yes. Did see Really great. Yeah. Did you see a Keith? I missed it. No. Why is he in? JK Simmons is at a Ms game and he's just sitting there and obviously they put him on the j social media team. They put him on the jum of Town and sitting behind him is a dude in a Spider Man costume reading the Daily planet. and they like just spotted him and then said, oh, send send Spider Man in? Yeah. and he just plays it perfectly. He just goes full Jonah Jameson. Jonah Jameson is super annoyed. They like You could tell him something Spider man Do you think that's Sony press? like they're doing it is there Yeah And Spiderm Man was just there? Is there a Spiderm Man that's just like just part of the the Mets fabric? That sounds right. You know who would know is Yororm. He's like a super Mets fan. suuper fan because he wears the hat That's probably Kini hat is a Mets hat. Yeah. We should probably see if there's a Mets game right now because that would explain why he is, you know's first pitch because he's a super fan. and he knows the names of all the players. And his phone' on silent right now because he doesn't like to even get a text during the Mets. Yeah He turns it off during the doing his handwritten box score as the game transpires. Yeah yeah. Oh yeah. okay. I'm looking Oh, I also watched Berlin Express, which is another one of those doors civ. Yeah, the other one I recommended. One of the other. There's a great moment. and again, this is a real, oh my God, a Kiva, but you can put it on set this time There's like six characters on a train And it's that it's a crazy great pan along the train windows. Yeah. it's what Wes Anderson clearly based like half of his things on. Yeah. And you're just like a narrator telling you who everybody is and it's great with a great accent. Yeah. It's really great Before we get to the shorts, Seth, you ever do LSD? Yeah, of course. Okay, let's go. let's move on. So A couple of times people will do this in the YouTube comments where they will say the episode starts Oh, they'll say they start talking about the short here and they'll timestamp it. So the oh my Godd, Kiv it was twenty seven, thirty four, and then we did a little bit more film noir stuff. And then somebody commented thir thousand seventeen they start talking about the short here. This was party of mister Bernards And then underneath it someone wrote Thanks. now I know where I can stop And then in parentheses it said, This short is offensive to me because it actually happened to my family. These are good listeners S somebody listening when like I'll listen to party, Mr. Bernards. I like the banter up top that one hits too close to the bone. By thew way, one last thing and then the show I walked very far through the city last night. I walked very long through the city last night. Got a couple of Qate armies zero goulf. Oh, Well, they haven't watched because they haven't watched every episode and D done double thumbs up. Right. It's not like anybody can just ask for one. They have to prove it do you. But I guess what I'm saying is like why haven't they then? Wh Would they watch it? Will they watch it? Yeah, we need them to. Right. Anyway,Qup Digman, guys Netflix, Quamp Digman, please Dp Dle,ump didle, dump. You get less practice than the rest of a Sandy. How do you feel like you are with returning the righteous kill? Pretty smooth. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always surprised when it happens though. A It's a delight. L Likewise. It's just fun It's a fun thing. There are times where I get a real little skip in my step when I feel like I return it perfectly. Like I came of I came out of my ATM the other day and clearly a dude and a lady had stopped. They were walking dog and they had stopped almost to like verify it had been me Yes And I came out and I didn't recognize him, but then I turned and went the other way and then the guy sort of gave a tentative y And I feel like I shot back a finger gun righteous kill, like the coolest de in New York City. Yeah ye. You were Spider Man three. Yeah. It was I was real good. Real good. Happy for you, man. I'm happy you're walking around New York City Like we miss you backud Well, do you though? 'cause you're nowhere to be found? That's true. It's not really I mean, rain a little hollow. Three days off a week and yet can't find a single time. I'm off in my I'm not walking around the streets of New York. I'm cruising in the Bentley Thank God, pick me up, brother Everything rings hollow in that car because of its giant interior Seth, to getting down into some business here We have a couple hanging chads, as you would say in a closer look. Yeah. Anne Hathaway episode had a horsepl we were going to look at And I need to get some aloe for that burn. You were doing closer looks back when the hanging chads went up. Oh where that I was, whereere that I was. Oh, I teed off So So Horse Plt Zan Hathaway and then John Ham had a Jeff Montgomery that never saw air, but we have it Yeah. Otherwise we are moving on to today which was going to be Stumblin, which was a Paul Rud, Paul McCartney, Double Paul episode. That's right Well, you know what? Horseplayays in the chat. just to close that loop. Keeve, why don't you screen share? Okay, I gott to download some horse. Let's take a look at horseplay And this was Andy, I forget Is this number two or number three? I don't remember. Kevin, if you can recall. Is the first one Bunny Bus? I think Bunny Business was one. This is horseplay, number two Gotcha. What's the third one did we come up with Let me check that. Let's try it Andy now you wrote it. so what do you think it was? It wasn't monkey business No, Mky Business is the weird yorm Sh look a fect pitch Yeah. Well, confident that if Jorn was here, he would talk about it like he'd never discussed it on the pod before The Mkey business, yes Ready? This fall, only one movie has kids galloping to theaters. Get ready for horse playay. It's a heartwarming film about a team of horses who wanted to play baseball. Ss like cartoon hores moie by the soundtrack, featuring an original song by Randy Newman. What it beach It's the same as bedting because this is going in bed. Numazon is Sadow. It's still play That wasred for anybody not watching. I mean, for anybody not watching, they were like, that was Randy Newman. Of course. It is good to tell them, it's Fred. C writer of three Aigos, everybody listening, We're not going to stay tntil it's over. who the actor was you either try to guess. You can guess at home. This played in the final slot of the night, right The F to one F to one Lauren kept saying, It's too hot for earlier. Yeah, it'll ruin the rest of the show Strap on your saddle and step up to the plate, with a soundtrack featuring an all new song by the seminal nineties band, The Canberries Wh H number. Fld H the fld slay so jaz. It' a hard sell That' Don't eat the field. Don't eat the field. Don't eat Don'tat the field is funnier, but don't eat the hay would have sounded better. Yeah, but that's not what we want. Also the fact that I don't know, Wig doing the cranberries is like her hundredth most like remembered impression and it's better than anything I could possibly do That's really good Oh, Klein wrote me back. Dogy Duty was the third one. Great. Tell him if he wants to jam in a quick voice note about horseplay. Al alreadyah Yeah.ee if you can see how fast it can turn. What? I already asked. I got three dots. Did Dockey Duty air? Yeah. Okay featuring a song by Atlantis Morrison Very, very good. That was Anne Hathaway. Is Alana Morsset. And she nailed all those little voice things. Yeah. The totally original song by the cure frontman, Robert Smith Al have to show me how you do that trick. O where you play baseball. The one where you seeal second face and then eat all the grass I got a little applause break me for how hot you came in. I don't know what to tell you. It was great. Hly show me how you do that. And they're like, ye. They're like, first off so much love for Robert Smith and for that song. I think're just excited to see it acknowledged. That's my theory. You look great. And then you also you tip to boys don't cry by crying at the end of it. That's right. boys do cry. We know this. And then a little giff a little bit of Gryiff bang. Also the second song Second song that refers to the issue. You called this Gf Griff Banks, right? Goth Giff It's kind of a Gs Griff. G G It's a tue twistter This. Banks' his nephew, G cousin. But yes, S, thank you for noticing. me and Rob Klein did meticulously play out a storyline that the horses keep eating the grass. The issue more than anything is that they keep eating the grass That's why you don't want to play baseball. Yeah. You want oats. That's right. Support comes from Home Chef You know around six PM, you're starving, panic, feeling hgry and somehow there's nothing in your fridge? 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And that sounds absolutely delicious. Fuel to start whatever's next. Quaker, official sponsor of FIFA World Cup twenty six The other thing, one just delicious restraint in how fast everybody comes in and gets out. I mean, I'm sure they were written double length at the table and then we cut them all down is my guess. And I also Iredit you because this is you know, sprung from the mind of you and Klein and you keep yours very short. I think you've always appreciated likes once you've scored, Yeah, like your second Robert Smith verse is only going to make people see the differences. That's right. But this gets out and you're like, that dude fucking got it. He got it. Yeah. I mean, not to self disparage too hard, but I've been told from a very young age that I' Qote, good in small doses. by my parents It's almost as though you said to Kleine, I've got a fifteen second Robert Smith impression. I wouldn't be suring. you guys built you literally built horse playay around that. I mean, it probably truly was whatever the first one was. Who did I play in the iturance?asn't it wasn't It might have been Durance Yeah I mean, and I can't remember if it was this one or Dogy duty, but one of them I did Morrisy it dress and then we switched it to something else and I can't remember what now.? Well that we're gonna find. Itight have on this one. I can't remember. We're gonna find out and be happy about it when we do. Yeah. All Bet performing his song, Horsess Lament, it's Adam Lambert re was a smile track. The smile at the end. It is. Yeah, really good. That was today Gis for anybody. I'm a baseball playing horse. if you try to ride me, I'm gonna fuck you dollars for this Sthax organ offer my back on arma for you Two h place the soundtack. Get it today. Just good times. I'm glad we' v entured back. It's fun. It's good old fashioned impression parade, get the cast involved. G the cast. Apple Chuckles. You're. Also the lower third Sila there was it was Buck You. And then Gwyenet Paltrro's song in Glee was how the song was described She's. It real' real It Tack stamp T stamp in the moment. Yeah, I don't even remember what that's referecing. obviously She's ananging a cont. Yeah My kids have revisited Glee. I mean, it was a first time visit, but they brought it back in this house. They watched every up. so I know what they're talking about.ight. Here's where we tell Seth to just cool off and not go on his glee rant. Yeah. Are you sure? because I'm ready to go. I we could do Jeff Montgomery, we could do my glee stuff. Well, I just know that you have a lot of thoughts about it and that they're all show tune related and how you feel like It's not the pure uncut They like homogenize made it I'm glad you know that I have prophselytized this enough over the years that you can do it for me. That's right. When one has trod the boards as Cely has, didid you, Andy? Yeah? Were you excited? because I got a voice note from Mike O'Brien, who said he was listening to the pod and listening to you talk about how you cried watching Maverick And then you got an invitation to his birthday party. It's topop gun maverick themed So Michael Briot had a birthday party that was it hasn't happened top gun Maverick themed. It hasn't happened yet. Yeah. And by the way, the description of it was so fucking funny. Like when you click through? Yeah, o, really? I didn't click through. He's turned to fifty, comes celebrated in his yard with drinks and pizza. Also, it's topop gun Maverick themed, so get ready to destroy an unsanctioned uranium enrichment plant in an unnamed foreign country if we can get past the surface to air missiles, GPS jammers, and Admiral Cyclone Simpson's overbearing rules spepecial guests at eight PM Street Parking Limited. It's perfectly done. That's really nice. I asked if it was a costume party and said that I would like to dress as someone who is both frustrated by his inability to follow rules but also has to hand it to him. I'd like to dress up like one of those people Just at the end of the day I gott to give it up to Mar. Does Ham ever give it up for him? Oh yeah. they nod at each other after he buzzes the tower at the end. Great. Yes. Yes.. Thankk you. Yeah. It's fresh in my mind. If we're going back to Movie Corner for one second, I tried to start there's a film that you'll know the title immediately because it was such a comedy title, which is Can nineteen The Widow Maker But have you ever seen it? That's Harrison Ford, right? Yeah. So the two leads, it's Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson.' great. And the director is Katherine Biggelow. you go. Oh wow. Every person is playing Russian. It's about a Russian submarine They're doing a good job, but it is immediately notot the Harris ofard you want to be with. R because he's talking like like a very stern submarine captain from Moscow. Yeah which is like you want him as like put upon a husband and father who's had some sort of catastrophe that he's trying to avoid I don't know if that's exactly how it was described this. That's not what you want your Harison Ford. You don't want him frantic in the streets of Parris. You don't want him playing a patriot game. Though, this is a fun hitis in the Tittus. I'm gonna kick this off. K nineteen The Widow Maker reminds me of another movie title that we always would giggle about, which was ballistic else versus first else ever. Ballistic colon X versus Sver. The colon's the killer. Yeah But also X sever makes it seem like you're supposed to be like, oh shit, I know X and I know sered, but I've never seen them fight before So anyway, the Tittest hittest challengees, are there other movie titles like that that are just crazy convoluted? Can I give you one right now? Yeah, please do. I don't know if it's convoluted, but it certainly was memorable, which was lucky N Sleven. No, yeah, Lucky number Sleven I don't think this is the same kind of thing. No But yes, you never forget Lucky N Sleven, which I bet they would have said when they were naming it. Like you'll never forget it, though. We never did. The other thing about ballistic versus sever is when you hear it, No one could be sure how to spell it. X You know, ballistic, I think is is a word that like, you know, a lot of people might trip up on, right? Not that ssound gimmy But then X, which is would K S. Yeah, but I would assume it was the letter X, but I know I know it's not. All right, real quick. Rw tomato, one hundred seventeen reviews. What is the tomato meter for X versus sever one hundred percent. thirty five. zero No. zero percent. That's hard to do. Yeah. That can't be true. Yeah. The popcorn meter, which is that's ten thousand plus rating. The popcorn meter is people, not critics. What is the popcorn meter one hundred percent zero. forty. twenty one. Okay. I mean it's hard to and again, these these are people who've done great work. Yeah, I don't want to celebrate this catastrophe celebrating. I think that this is maybe, I bet even the people who worked on. Do you think after it came out, everyone was like, 'cause was the title?? I think looking back She just called it ballistic. Yeah, that would have been enough. We're gonna get to it, but in doggy Duty, Kevin figured it out. Thankk you, Kevin I did indeed play Morurisy at Dress rehearsal and switch to the lead singer of Spin Doctors on air. So when we get to that We should try and dig up the dress as well. Who were you in Bunny business again Adam Durz. Adam Durits And I believe for that one it was we had talked about 'causeuse I kept trying to do the lead singer of a fine Young Cnibals as well. Oh right. I've made you do H him on corrections You did? Yeah. Oh yeah. Do you remember me trying to get an update feature on called Good Things But that I go that's fine. Just talking about things that happened that week that were good And now looking back, do you feel like that didn't Ericas Bes hates you? Yes. Yes, like triple down, yes. Give me a break So clearly should have been on TV U, Eespecially since it was over twenty years since they had had like a hot single, you know? Totally. Well I we happy car d do get things Real quick Did you get a voice note from Klein?? No. Okay. He's just three dotting you? Well here's what happened I said, aboutbout to discuss horseplay, send voice notote immediately. He said, sick as a dog and decorating for my child's birthday might not have it in me. I said, do a bad one. Say you're sick and don't want to do it And then he said, Wh's host? And I said, Hathaway. And then I got three dots And now radio ss. He's probably rereording. He thought of a bit. Yeah All right, I don' know. Here's the thing about Jeff Montgomery. If you guys remember. Jeff Montgomery aired with John Him and it was about a registered sex offender on Halloween who was trying to pass off that he was dressed as a registered sex offender for Halloween This was his way of trying to fulfill his court ordered obligation to let his new neighbors know that he was just registered a sex offender. This is already on the line of what you can get away with. It was a perfect sketch. It was miraculous that it got away with it and it had to be perfect to do it, which it was.. Pam was the guy at the door answering and Forte, of course, was Jeff Montgomery. This was Jo and Forte at their finest Solomon involved. and I gott to be honest Looking back, I think they should have walked away like we wrote the perfect sketch. I did not at the time think that Jeff Montgomery was going to be a recurring character and yet they tried to run it back. And I have no memory of this except knowing that if memory serves it was not close to making the show Here is a twix for you, a little snooky And for you, mrter situation. And I'll enjoy. Thank you, mister Peterson. Happy Halloween Oh Well, they know it. Well I just unseing that him show up. So so far for it t's right, I'm wrong. Yeah. That's crazy. Excuse me. Excuse you, okay, you're exccused, but I'll have to see a note for your doctor. Doctor, I hardly knew her. What Do I know you? Do you know Hugh? You gotta be more specific. There are a lot of Hughes out there. You Hefner, you Grant, you G Rection? Hey, you get your mind out of the gutter. Gutter, Ily newer. Seriously though trick or trick. Wait a second. Yeah. I remember you. You came to my house last Halloween. That's right, I'm just Montgomery. You remember my costume? Yes. I remember your costume. I was a sex offender. Yeah. And I remember as part of your costume, you tried to get me to sign a form saying I was aware a sex offender was moving into the neighborhood. Yeah, it's a pretty convincing costume, huh Yeah, veryy convincing. I've been a sex offender for the last five Halloweens What were you before that? Married. Good night, Je. Y. I'm sorry, okay, you're right. This sex offender coste costume and it was a costume. was in very bad taste. Look, all I was trying to do was to make some new friends, but I guess I just have an awkward sense of humor. Can you find it in your heart to forgive a neighbor Not, you promise you are not a sex offender You have my word Oh what the hell. I have a pretty strange sense of humor too. Snickers? I'd like that. I'd really like them So what's your costume this year? I am a repeat sex offender basically turns into the film happappiness Did it air? No? No. Oh, okay. It's was iting for some of it, but it is kinda kill But it does feel like that delicate little line is getting goes the way past what it's allowed to go past. I don't know what of that wh can we play any of that on our thing? like the beginning and then ask if it's okay with Forte And Solomon. Yeah. It's pretty pretty nar. and no video. but the first the first five minute, the first minute is fine. thenen We'll just stop the thing and then play all of this and then they'll understand why. Yeah. And it'll be our dirty little secret. All right. Well Seth, anything else about Berlin Express? I mean, it has some pretty good turnarounds and everybody Well here's all right, so Seth, seriously, let's talk about Berlin Express for a second. What's cool about it is it'sooting After World War two in not in Berlin, but in where are they Frankfurt or something? Frankfurt, like a bombed out And it's it's crazy because it takes place in, let's say nineteen forty eight and they shot in nineteen forty seven, nineteen forty eight. Yeah. So you can't believe how it looks. It's just real. And it's so intense being like, you guys are just in a bombed out city and all this stuff with like trading cigarettes is money because money' meaningless now It's all very cool. Also the characters, you realize that, I mean, again, because it was made in that present. People, even people who lived through the war could not believe when they saw cities that were that bombed out. Yeah, just immediately. because who Yeah, they're just like, whoa Obviously that director that has a French name, so I don't want to say it because I'll sound terrible. who did out of the past and Berling Express and then He did a lot of other ones. It's just the third of the one that they grouped together. Well, the craziest thing is you know what the third one's called Nightfall Dogy duty Dogy duty. doogy dy. I felt to comein. That's always the third. It's extra sever and then ra sever two and then doggy duty. It was either reteturn of the Jedi or doggy, Ditty. I read something that Denis Villenuve is just still really mad about the ewoks in real life. He Why'd you put something cute in there? Th movies like like this is it was like, yeah, it was a great, it was great. The first two were amazing and then it became like kid stuff. Interesting. Wong. I mean, I guess I was a kid, so I loved it. And I flipped on return to Jedi on cable like a couple nights ago and was loving them Mewalks. Yeah yeah. But is that how People that were younger when the prequels came out feel about Jarar. I think they were fine with that. But they're all kids stuff Yeah, yeah, that's I think totally Denia is a little bit old enough older than you enough Andy to have a different take on Ewalks. Yeah. Seth Fuck Mary killed Jarjar Wicket, the main EC And the guy who speaks on behalf of Job of the Hutt with like the squid hair Well, oh man, this is tough. I mean, you can't say Fuck all three, which is I know what you w to say. So I think you fuck that you. I don't know. I do want to note for the visual joke here is my wife literally walked behind me. She did it was so great. As I said, fuck that you walk I think you got to kill the you gott to kill the Java trans. Yeah, the squid head. Yeah, off course. That'd be the first thing I'd know to do. And then you marry Jarjar for the laughs. Yeah. Beautiful. And the loyalty for the Yeah I mean, I think that it'll like long marriages. And again, I also think if this becomes a relationship podcast, it'll shoot up the char. How did I forget the name Bib Fortuna? I had the action figure Yeah, F Tor. Yeah. I looked I Googled Jaba's assistant name H his executive assistant Now, do you think Java today is just using AI for most of the stuff Bib did Oh my God. Bib was one of the first casualties of Claude, you know? Yeah. Andy as Job of the Hutt, do your best job of the hut telling Bib Fortuna that he's replacing him with Claude. Yeah Well, he doesn't speak English. I know just to see you I'm not gonna I'm going with AI How's the best I got So did we know when we started calling Jeremy Allen Whitebody Job, did we know he was gonna play a fucking son of Job? Another spoiler, but I did hear about that one. Okay. I don't think we kn know. That's crazy means What is his name in it? Jeremy the Hutt Jeremy the hat. I don't think it's a spoiler that he's in Mandalorian.ough Mandalorian Grogu movie, why was the Hutt kept calling everyone cousin? Does he? E o a cousin. Cos it. I gotta pick up a table three cos it Th are s and spr seed dudes. shit All right, I gota rask young Skywalker Ay six on the beef. All right, I gotta go. I don't. This is an episode. do we think? Why do you think it's not Well, it's not because we haven't done Take it away, Jack Black Heven be S Two hints I got Queen Be with two hints But here's what I'm going to say. Yeah. I don't have any shame about the two hints today because It was fucking so many words. It was so many words It was I'm still nutting. sixty three words. My last two words Are you still doing it? Yeah, but you're not gonna to get it. Can I say? No, go to the last two. I'll be honest if I have yours. What were they? Volent and novation. I didn't have either of those. What's novation? Is that what Jeff Montgomery gets at the end the second one. It actually did get a good ovation. So to be fair, so you got a reveal ovation and then a novation at the. not actually do they clapped heartily at the end. So it was an unfair hit. But that's because we said happappy Halloween to them. What? I did get Qibi last two days Don't care. if it's not a pod day, it doesn't count. God damn it, but it means a lot to me. That was cold. I was all proud. I break a little news here. maybe put this on deadline. I've gotta go Shit By the way,, Noram just texted that he was unclear with his assistant he could never make today. But we knew I think I knew that. That's probably I don't think he was unclear. That's why I wasn't in my calendar. Do you know who his assistant is I do.unfortuna. And they share it him in Jaba. and that's why things get kind of mixed. It's probably on Jaba's calendar right now. Yeah, it's like an Uber ride share All right, well, I'll let you know what movies I've watched next week. I'm going to watch a pretty good one in three hours. I'll let you know what it was next week. Pretty excited. We'll see if it's pretty good. I'm not going I'm not going to apologize to the Quaids because maybe this was interesting And on that note, love you guys. All right, love you. Lo you Wow, Seth. Really fucking meaningful asshole. I just Go. Are you still recording? No, we're not done. I stopped recording. Maybe you can hear me on the. Seth, Seth, I love you. I love you too. but you know who's loving me less every day My fucking beautiful wife you just heard me say that I'd fucking Ewalk. Yeah, then maybe stop going on the road with brooks, you lunatic All right, love you guys. Later Arnold, Later Qs, later Ghost face. Later s. Later, Kuedo Later Quids