Amy Poehler Voice Note and Closing

It's a lonely island dense at my lonely island density . Interesting thought started to begin this pod with all four of us here. When was the last time we were physically in the same room? And Yorm immediately said before the pandemic, and I think you might be right. Wait. Could it be right? I'm racking my brain. I feel like in New York the three of you have been together. I know that for the 50th that I didn't go to. And in LA, the three of us have probably been at a dinner. Three of us meaning Andy and Seth, because Seth travels and then Yorm, of course, we've seen out here, but Seth and Yorm on the West Coast. We went out with Harper and and Matt Murray all together. That was pretty fun. But Seth Seth wasn't there. No . Was it our tour? Oh wow. And that was prepared. That'd be crazy. That's too far. That's that'd be twenty nineteen. I think it might be though. Where it's all four of us. I think 20 2019, which is both uh every single time I see Brooks Wheeling, he says it's the greatest day of his life. Because we went out on a I mean, we've told the story so many times on the pod. We went out on a boat in in Minneapolis in the day and drank a bunch of courselet and then went and saw your concert at night. Oh that's gave us life. It's wonderful. And saw Jose Canseco hitting golf balls. Golf balls onto the highway from the back of that venue. It wasn't a highway. It's just into a deserted downtown. It was just downtown Milwaukee where we were. The way I tell it, you heard like sign my ball. Kaful on Terminator 2 scene happening down below us. And we're like, that was cool. Um Brooks Wheelan, greatest travel companion. I'm on the road one week in a month, and Brooks and I did shows. I did Palm Springs and then the next day, Scottsdale , Arizona. And had booked flights from Palm Springs to Scottsdale. And then I realized because I'm with Brooks, we should just rent a car and drive from Palm Springs to Scottsdale. It was like a four-hour drive. Yeah. And it's something I would never do if I was alone and it's he's just the best. He's like, Hey, uh let's make a pre show playlist that we can play before a show. I'll play a song and then while it's playing, you think of a song it reminds you and then we'll just go back and forth. Just like like literally it's like a he's like a drinking game with no alcohol. You guys stop at a bucky's? That's the highest compliment you can give a human being, I think. Yeah. I have a question, Seth, and I want you to answer honestly. Is Brooks wheel an for you the friend equivalent of the digital short wish it would rain? Yeah. I think that's yes it is. Yeah. We don't have to say anything else about it. It's high praise. High praise. I can I see another great thing about Brooks though? He like Googles food. And so he's like we're like leaving. He's like, all right, it's like twenty minutes outside of Palm Spring. There's this like great breakfast taco place. And it's on the way. And then that's Keith. That'ss someone who know how to do a road trip. Yeah. And then he's like also uh Camel's oldest friend, uh Chris Bianco has a place called Pizza Bianco in Scottsdale. Yeah, which is like a famous pizza. One of the most famous pizzas in America. Yeah. And so like again, it's amazing. Which was great. You do this stuff, and otherwise I would just sit in a casino hotel room. Like just like going over jokes that would be not demonstrably better. And uh and he's great. Like what's an example of one of the jokes? I don't want to tell you one of the jokes. I will tell you that as an opener, as an opener, the one thing, if Brooks would not mind me saying this, Brooks got so political in his opening set that somebody from the audience screamed, be careful . Oh my gosh . That's a fucking great audience member. Wow. And then afterwards, he's also like, if Brooks has two great sets in a row, he's one of those comedians who like immediately has to just like get too close to the sun. Do you think the Be Careful was did it read to you as a threat from an audience member or as a I'm worried for you that somebody else will I think the latter . I think the ladder because I it is it is my audience. Like careful they might be listening. Yeah. And were they worried he would get like beat up in the parking lot or cancelled online ? What do you think the fear was without saying what the joke was? Um, I think just, you know, maybe ice like blackbags them. Gotcha. You know, that's pretty scary. That kind of thing. Uh my one I have my my final um Brooks anecdote is my parents and my brother came to the show in Scottsdale, and my dad after the show, who's seen Brooks before opened for me. My dad was like, Man, you were great tonight. Wow, you were good. And Brooks is like, Ah, I feel like you're saying that like uh you didn't think I was great last time. And my dad's like, no, but it's been a while. It's been a while. Brooks like, where was the last time you saw me? He's like, I don't know, the Beacon Theater. And Brooks is like, uh, I won that long ago. Yeah. You're in a half. Hey, um, I will say I haven't seen anything on the cold open, but the uh SNL UK premiered the night before we're recording this. I watched Tina's monologue, very charming. I read uh some very nice things. Yeah. the F UromK press, which is uh uh very hard to please. So congratulations to everybody over there. I was so jealous they can cuss. I know. I think there's answered that question we asked. Yeah, yeah. Did people use the C-word? They did didn't they use the C word? They said they said on on Air m. Really don't say it on ours. We're not British. We're in America. We're not allowed. I said it in a British fun a fun British way though. Dorma, we're across the pond. We're not across the pond. Exactly. Don't be c aught. You can s you can watch it on Peacock the next day, but it has not been available yet. That's the only reason I haven't watched it. But I believe there was a sketch in where it was a it was a good sketch idea, which it was like a Hamlet parody where Hamlet kept coming back from London and he was uh a little bit cockier every time 'cause like his plays had been hits. And he came back at one point with a c earring. So they did use it. Yeah. Well those little glasses that men can wear are very popular right now. Yeah. That's what they're referred to as. Little Y rimmed little glasses. I thought they were slutty little glasses. Oh yeah, they are slutty. So so is he had a s a earring? Yeah. And maybe slutty glasses. You're right. Did you say Hamnet coming back? I think his name was William Shakespeare. Yeah, but it was a Hamnet. Uh was it Ham? Was it Shakespeare? You're right. Oh my goodness Was it was it William Hamlin? I haven't seen the movie. Oh God. The movie's fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. Um I cried a lot. Before we get into Booger Man, which I mean this uh who uh which Quaid has been waiting for this one? Is that a thing that exists? Which quay does a Quado have to blow to get them to watch the booker? I don't know. That's a great question for the turtleneck and chain album completionist. I think we'll come back to it. Of course. But this is how the pod works now. No, let's get some forward momentum and then we can take a a stop down to listen to tracks from Troll Neck and Chains later. This this is is for for mentum, but uh but we do have to loop back and I mean just a round of applause for Yorm and the Taconi family who had a fantastic live episode last week. Thanks. Not live, but panel episode. Uh Yorm some comments. Uh Yorm not being able to eat a burrito on stage really elevated this one. Oh god. So I think people felt like the fact that you were somewhere where you couldn't . I w I will say I had two coffees backstage and I feel like I should have had a burrito instead. That's just my personal Oral coffee and a burrito would balance you out, make you really audience, you're I don't think so. I hope not. Okay. Just some follow-up. But they I think some some people did try to pay afterwards. They were so impressed with it. They felt guilty. Wow. It was a freebie, but people did. They certainly all paid a price. Oh, my kids did. My kids paid a a severe price. There's a part that you couldn't. Yeah, yeah. There was a part that you couldn't hear where my wife yelled out, our daughter just asked what sex was And I was like, oh great. So I do have to do some explaining now to my five year old. Yep. But we have we've established over the years that a lot of people do your songs have had to have that awkward conversation. So it's about time. Oh so yeah. So I I guess chickens come home to roost is what we're saying. They are. Um some title pitches that we probably should have used. Oops, all to conies. I like that. Oh yeah. Uh and then three shock talks, T-A-C-C-S . I like this comma. Asa looks like the Hollywood casting of Yorm in a lonely island movie. I always refer to my brother as he feels like he's me from concentrate. Everything 's smaller, more condensed. His eyebrows are sharper. He's just like he's also his personality is like slightly weird. Yeah, he's he's totally jacked. Yeah. I wish he had done that shirt list. We would have put a lot of butts in the seats. There was there was 15% excess to Koni. And they're like, I think if we drain it, we could have a real monster. Hey, somebody else now I'm going back two episodes. A bunch of people were like, but why is it called the he ist? Which I like that we did not ever address. Because it's a heist, it's a heist song. Yeah. We're just not doing a heist. But our tone has the tone. Yeah. Yeah. It's a tone as if we are, you know, I'm looking for a word, but like our enthusiasm and our ambition in it is the uh our is if we're pulling off heist, even though what we're talking about's mundane. Best heist song of all time. I feel like I've got one. Hmm. Oh we're we're we're uh telling our best heists. No, maybe it's the best heist song of all time is first. No, no, it's Ocean's Eleven soundtrack. Oh yeah. It's c kind of like a um steel drum or or like kind of a a funky six ties retro vibe. It's not like a James Bond thing. Andy's crying pretty hard at the fact that he made that joke. I regret the joke. I regret the joke. It sucked such fat fucking dick. I can't pull one off the top of my head, but I bet you Andy can. Shaky Dog one. Shaky Dog by Ghostface. Yeah, Shaky Dog. That that's a r that's probably one. Yeah. Is that like when we get to like Escape from Dookie Island later on Turtle Neck and Chain, that's another heist song. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big time high song. Uh nobody move, nobody get hurt. Oh, that's a good one. Nobody get hurt. Oh, isn't isn't Anti Up? Ante Up is a a high song, right? Yeah, it's I mean that's basically just like a good old fashioned break yourself kind of a song. Yeah. Paul Revere is almost kind of one. It turns into one for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I'm right. Sorry, we are we voting on this? Are we gonna vote on this? I mean the third act becomes one is what is to keep, you know? Yeah. Sure, sure.. Yeah. Great Once Mike D enters. Andy, well since we're not gonna pretend like you listen to the episodes you're not in, how do you feel about quump as a terminology for the uh bump a YouTube video gets after an episode from the Quades, a Quaid bump. I love it. Okay. I love it. I listened to one of these and I I gave commentary kind of throughout. Oh, that's right. You did. Yeah. Yeah. You had a I went back and fast forwarded through it to hear what Andy was saying. And there was one moment that was just ticklish to me. I was like, whoo hoo hoo, tickled. Yeah. Where I had done a voice note to clarify something. And then the editors here did uh kudos to them because they put Andy's voice note first, then put my voice note and then put a second one of Andy's voice notes and then back to the pod. So it was a complete side conversation just going over itself until it returned. Enough that Dan Gore, Brooklyn 99 creator, was like, Oh, I really like that bit you guys did. Oh, nice. As if we had planned it. He's like, It should you guys should have done it like three more times. And I'm like, Well, we didn't plan a bit. Andy just sent the voice notes and I sent it a voice note and it became a bit that he's right. We could have done more. Somebody did suggest based on that Seth should start an episode by saying this is what we're talking about this week. Then each person sends in a voice note, then Seth listens to those three voice notes and talks about what everybody said. And then everybody listens to that. If we can't get together, we should definitely do that. Which is looking more and more like I mean it would be I wonder what would be easier just to like independently over the course of a week record seven different voice notes or get together all together for an hour. Just battling voice notes. I don't know. Yeah. Andy there was a I don't want to talk about whether or not you quibb it yet, but can I tell you a word I was pretty upset about not being in. Yeah. Today. Yeah. Hang gliding. Same. It's bullshit. I was furious. Was it different hang gliding or hang glider or something in? Or no? No. But hang gliding clearly should have been accepted. Ye.ah But what about hang glide? Is that not a thing? There was no E. You would need an E. Never mind. I guess you're n't hang glide. If you had if you had done the B, you would have known that, Akiva . I don't do it. Guys, uh back to last uh week's episode, the Taconeys, I sent a screen grab to this group from a comment on YouTube that tickled me and it was somebody ribbing you guys and it had the quote Bay Area and it had a counter saying that it was said thirty-four tim es. I don't know if that was accurate or if they were just fucking from jump. We like yeah, we talked about it too much. Once again. It is a uh a blessing or curse, a poison or a uh superpower. I don't know that we are all we just have to carry it, I guess, as people from there that you qualify everything with that you're from there, good or bad. Like, well, we're from the bay, so this bad thing. Or well, you know, we're bay, so this good thing. Like Seth doesn't say New Hampshire or New England ever. No. He's not like, oh well, New Hampshire, so you know I'm this or I'm that. Yeah. Yeah. Uh but it we're not unique in that way. We were just talking about this, that when Kugler just won his Oscars first thing he said. I was like he gets up then he goes here no I'm from I'm from Oakland, California. So it's in Richmond. He was not even he was making it very specific. Or El Cerrito or something? Yeah, he he had to qualify the whole Oscar of winning that Oscar with like just so you know where this is coming from, it's the bay. And then um Alyssa w every other time it cut to her, she's just like Oakland . So we know it's not us. I'm saying it is a Bay Area. It's a little Texas. People that are from Texas tell you about it all the time. Yeah. I'm not saying that negatively, yeah, that'd be the pot calling the kettle black. I just found out um speaking of Texas, McConaughey's from there. Really? Yeah. You just figured that out. Just does he talk about it? I was reading an article where it came up. Well it finally came up. He's been denying it this whole time. Somebody pressed him. on where he was from I don't usually say this, but I feel like uh and then neg you know people rip on people that went to Harvard for saying it all the time. There's just certain places that somehow tell you this is now your identity and you have to I remember my junior year abroad was in England, which you guys know, and uh people would ask me where I was from and I would go Berkeley. Like as if you knew Berkeley. Yeah like so f ck just like so up my own butt. Like this tiny little town. And then you came back and everyone was like, Jorm, where are you from? And you were like, Forgy London. Cheers, cheers, cheers. What cheers? Cheers, cheese, cheese, choose, choose. Would you have a pint of the nookie brown? Jesus . This American beer is piss Wait, I told you guys that story, right? Like that, like because we drank Newcastle brown ale. We thought it was like the height of class. I went over there. It was the first time. When we were in high school, to clarify, Seth, we didn't drink it very often. We thought it was like if you got a little extra money in your pocket and you were going to splurge. We did it for birthday. It was like the fanciest thing you could do is get is drink Newcastle in our mind. Very much in college as well. Yes. So we so we would get a keg of Newcastle for like people's birthdays and like really big like celebrations between like all of us, all of like our ten to twelve dudes we all hung out with. And then the the first thing I did was go to the bar with all of my uh new f like flatmate hallmates guys, like these ten dudes. And the first thing it was rhetorical. You could probably just turn off the volume on your laptop. Which Yorms phone is that? It was on my laptop. Oh, it was rhetorical. Just turn off, just turn off the volume on your laptop. It won't affect it. It could be anyone's, but how would you turn it off? Anyway, I went to the bar. Okay, you went to the bar, great. I went to the bar, and the first thing I ordered was a Newcastle Brown ale, and those guys were like, oh nookey brown, that's shit. That is shit beer and I was so embarrassed. I couldn't believe it. New key brown's a pretty fun way to say it. You came back and told us all. We all had to learn, and it's tainted my perception of it ever since. In our defense, we were drinking malt liquor all the time. That's all we would drink. So yes, it did taste pretty good. Yeah. Do they still have it? I feel like I never see it. Newcastle. Like if I'm at Ralph's, I don't notice it. Is it there? Newcastle? No, I don't know I mean in in Europe it's still there, but did they stop importing it? I never think of it. I never see it. Well when I did actually visit Newcastle, I I sort of understood. I was like, oh gotcha. Nothing personal to anybody from Newcastle, but you know it's a pretty shit. We couldn't believe the logo was on their soccer uniforms. It was so dope. I had that uniform in high school. That's how much we liked Newcastle beer. Yeah, we thought it was so cool you could get that. And I love the premiership, of course. Of course. I mean if they want to sponsor the podcast, I'd be into that too. Oh yeah, yeah. Akiva. Yeah. Speaking of Old English brew, I wanted to give a a special moment to the way you say in uh Kablamo. And all of streaks are old English. Kind of a wicked witch, I I think. Uh-huh. Is what I said? Because it's a brew. I think I was uh trying to be a witch. I'm not even kidding. Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. I think I was literally trying to be a wicked witch. How much we drank forties back then was that that was cablamo if all the drinks were old English. Yeah, instead of gross. Yeah. Nothing cooler than that. Instead of poison. But that was but she was a witch. I think I was trying to be like uh Madame Marvel, you know what I mean? Yep. Uh anybody know what I mean? Madame Marvel? Yes. Madame Marvel? No. What is that? Uh it's from Wicked. Oh no, I haven't seen the sequel. Sorry, you guys don't know about memes.? Madam Webb Morrible. Like horrible? I don't know. I thought you were talking about Madam Webb. I watched, I watched Wicked too with my family. I fell asleep for the last half hour and everybody made fun of me. Whoa, shots fired. That's that has to do with my maybe my a Yorm, yorm, yorm yorm, yorm. It's I watched Wicked as well. Seth, what are we doing on this app? We gonna fuck around or we gonna fuck around? Hit me with some ditch. Ditch me with some shivs. Fuckin' splat it on the dap. All right, so Booger Man, season premiere. You guys uh come out hot. You've obviously been thinking a lot all summer. You like you gotta really What's the thing we have that's a fucking lock? What is just an idea? What was that summer when we recorded? It is, right? That's why we're going in that order. Yeah, we've been recording Turtle Link and Chain. So we have a bunch of finished or demo kind of level songs. Here's what I'm gonna just start out by saying about Boogerman right out of the g I have not rewatched. Go ahead. Unacceptable that we had just recorded a bunch of songs and did not use Katie Perry. Right. Why didn't we just put her on one that needed a singer? Did we not touch something? Dumbasses. We were just we're like none of them are really like exactly for her type of pop singer stardom or whatever the hell. I remember. We could have added her to the whatever we think is the like uh worst one and just put her on top of it. Right. Huh. And it would have still been fantastic. My point is it would've been she would have improved anything. Well, maybe we were being respectful, you guys. That's what I mean, like the attracted to us, all of a sudden she'd be all over the video and then singing with Beck and all of a sudden it would be twice as good. I'm just thinking add a whole part to the end of it. I think we just hadn't learned that move yet. Right. Yeah. Opportunism you mean? Yeah. Yeah, or just like bending what it is already to make it something else. Appreciating that ultimately like adding Katy Perry had more value than like it being a perfect fit. Yes. I mean she was one of the biggest pop stars on earth at that moment. Yes. Like here I go, we were talking about how it was completely done with just Andy and then they were it was like, Whoa, Charlie X is around and down to do something and then we were able to figure out and it became so much better. Yep. And YOLO we added Kendrick 'cause he was musical guest and added that whole verse and so Well, I'm still against that we did that. I mean you're not a Kendrick head. Well, I just don't like opportunism. Oh I see. You know. I just wanna I wanna stand on my own two feet. Andy, have you ever seen J. D. Vance you ever read Vance's book? I think if you read that it would really give you some insight into a lot of your stuff. Hillbilly elegy. It's really yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. Um or just watch the movie. Right. You know, elegy. I think that's pretty good. So clip notes. The other thing I'll say is Katie's great well you shouldn't have a lot to do in Burgerman, but she executes what she's supposed to do. She's super game. And she kinda steals the show in Bronx Beat, which hopefully we'll have time to get to. Fucking great in that. So everybody who did make the decision to to use her was happy about it. Yeah, are are we gonna actually w watch Booger Man? We gotta watch it. I'd like to watch it. I don't I don't remember it, so I'd like to. I remember being slightly embarrassed 'cause I felt like we had underused and misused Katie even on the day where I was like, fuck, we should have done something better. I remember being in the recording studio with her at SNL and her singing and sounding really good . Mm-hmm. Like and going and that was the moment where I was like, Oh what why did we do something so dumb? Yeah. Like, right, she's K Perry. Like she's a real weapon. Katie Perry. Um before we dive in, Yorm, congrats on your movie. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah. Heard great things from people who were there. Oh yeah. We went to the Taconi Talk Back, but you were in South by Southwest for those that don't know to premiere your movie and it went amazing. Yeah. Tell us about how it went because I know it went super good. It went like South by Southwest is the most amazing festival that I've ever been to. Like when we went and saw Jake's movie. Wrap it up. Jesus Christ. Anyway, best premiere I've ever had, McGruber will ever have, and this was almost equivalent to that. I would say it was very in like brought the house down. And then we won the audience award for our second. So the audience agrees with your assessment. They agree that the house was brought down . Yes. Hey, and while we're doing plugs, Yorm, shameless, yeah. Digman is on Netflix. Just put it on and let it run. Double like it. Give it the double thumb. Well let me at least say the name of my film then. Over your dead body, Dickman on Netflix, Jason Siegel, Samara Weaving, Timothy Elephant. When does it come out? You want to say the date? Uh it comes out April twenty-fourth, Keep. Thanks for mentioning. That's very soon. It's very exciting. And then Netflix, where do I get Netflix, Sandy? It's on the Netflix app, Akiva. Thanks for finding . com. That's a that's a classic dot com. Oh, Netflix dot com. They have the the correct URL? They do. They got in there early. They did. Great. Yeah. And that's a free service or Oh well it depends. Okay. Yeah. It's it's tiered. It's tiered. You're gonna open up Netflix. Then you're gonna put it on Digman . Wrong pipe. Yeah, put it on put it on mute and go to sleep if you need to. Just let it let it run through the make sure it's on autoplay to get through the seasons. And make sure you give it the double thumbs like. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Well, if you want a third season, you gotta do that, right? I mean, uh, you heard it from Keeve first. Do you still let you like stuff on Netflix? I thought they didn't rate stuff anymore. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think it's mostly for your algorithm, but they definitely do. Um, I see, I see, right, right, right. If you're a quaid, they let you double like it. Ooh, look at that. QA with quades. Do you think we should call it QA's? Uh yeah. No. I I do. As long as there's a space. Jesus. For an apostrophe, at least. At least a past . We're doing so much work. So much work not to talk about Booger Man. So I want to just say I am afraid of it a little. I you should be afraid of it, but I watched it today. There's so much to talk about. And Keyve, you're gonna be playing it, just be ready for a lot of stops from old Seth, because I'm gonna wanna unpack a lot of things. Yes, sir. It's got a lot more moves than you're expecting, I'll say that. It's a million moves. The audacity of it is truly spectacular. It does not it does not pull it off, but like when you watch it and when you appreciate what you guys were trying to like poke fun at and what a big swing it is, I really do love it. Well not say it does not pull it off. I love it, I don't enjoy it. But I think you're referring to the feeling I had. The feeling is exactly what you just said, which is afterwards like, oh, we swing for the fences and struck out. And that's much more embarrassing than when we say, Oh, it was fine. It was a single. Yeah. Wasn't going for much. Wait, wait, Seth. Seth, when you for a lot. When you say because that's so that's so evocative to say I I enjoyed it. I what did you say? I I didn't think I loved it, I didn't enjoy it. Okay. Is that how you feel about I Wish It Would Rain too? I loved it. I didn't know I really enjoy it. I wish it would rain. Okay. Boogerman's not in the same category. Okay, gosh. Boogerman did not make me laugh when I saw it. Um, it did make me laugh on the rewatch, where he's like, I wish it would rain makes me like cack. Okay. You're Seth likes Brooks. Okay. He googles restaurants. I d I I just am trying to get clear. You're jealous of Brooks now, Andy? So what if I am a Kiva? I don't think you would Google restaurants, that's true. That's all I would do. I'm jealous of Brooks for going on a road trip. God damn it. I would love to be just driving across the fucking desert with Sandberg. What I wouldn't Oh my god, we'd Google so many stronts, bro. I'd be like, uh I wonder what the tastiest cup of job is in this small town, Cethley . Stronts. Oh, we'd be stronging it up, bro. Now I gotta start saying that. Should we should we buy the domain name I want some stronts right now? Before somebody else takes it. And it's like for a new Yelp? Yeah. Enjoy stronts. Let's start a new Yelp called I Want Some Stronts. I love that stront. I don't know. It might be already taken. You're gonna like it, Keith. 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It was just like the way the musical performances are on the Oscars is like always super dramatic interpretive dance version of the movie and then it always it used to cut to clips from the movie also during it. Yeah. And we were like, what if we did that and it was like the worst movie you've ever heard of? Like basically you're learning about how crazy this movie is through the context of only seeing the song that's nominated. This is a great premise . And I swore I never work with you again. And now performing the theme from the film . The other the other thing that I that we forgot to talk about is that the real joke of this is all of the real award show cutaways of celebrities. Yeah. Which is a move we did again in Popstar. Yeah. At the end. And this, not just because we've been talking about it, looks like a close-up of the beginning of the N of the Netflix logo when it's splitting up and gonna come towards you. Yeah, you're right. Good callback. And when you say this for people who are listening, it's the backdrop behind them. On the right side. We all know what look the N looks like. Yeah. But uh also already higher production value than I thought. We had somebody comp in hater up into the screens. Yeah. If you if you look closely you can see that it says Bob Hope Humanitarian Award. Yeah. That was not taken out. Yep. Well I don't think anybody was looking closely. Anybody wanna guess the amount of views before I scroll down and tell you? It's been on for twelve years, I'll give you that. Seven hundred and fifty million. Oh, but you know what, twelve years, 'cause this aired in twenty ten, so it didn't get the initial bump it would have gone the night, but it was seven hundred thousand? It was posted four years after it came out though and doesn't have the word Katy Perry in the title. Oh, okay. Thirty thousand. That's better. A hundred and ninety-three thousand. It's more than I would even think of. Yeah, that's a Louis. What kind of quump you think we're getting on this? I think we could quump bump this past two Hundo. You think so? You think a hundred thousand people are gonna watch this? Okay. If you think we could quump seven K, we're talking about real sway here. Here's the first question. I went to on the comments or by Newest because I was curious uh right now if anybody had got a quump nine days ago. Question for the pot. This sketch is so out of left field. Andy asked a question in an earlier listener QA that was not answered and might help explain. Akiva, what does your butt look like? Yeah, Keeve. Uh answer the question so they can understand Boogerman. Let me let me watch Boogerman first to see if I think that's applicable. Or the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award. You swore I never work with you again. Just getting close. And now, performing the film , were you excited to see Glenn Close because of your JD Vance stuff? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. That's right. That's cool. Accompanied by dancers from the Boston Ballet. I like it already. Yeah. I mean Bill's very winning also. Oh it's almost like a um double oh seven theme. Million miles from home . Seemingly not hing to do with she's killing it. I remember us thinking saying seemingly nothing to eat was funny. That's how fucking like totally tapped we were. It's making me laugh now. Seemingly seemingly nothing to eat. Well it's she's singing it so well it's hard to even comprehend. Is it because he's gonna eat boogers ? You think he has nothing to eat but he actually has quite a bit to eat. That's why it's funny. It's seemingly but he doesn't know he's producing food. What's he gonna find? So it was funny. He's a real lone in the rain, like out on his own. Seemingly nothing to eat. Yeah, this is a good setup. So maybe we're getting actually all the way back around on this Seth and now you love it. I mean now I'm fully laughing at it. This is all I need to do. We're pulling this off pretty good using Oscar footage and then just a teeny bit of probably your stage now, Seth. Yeah. Like no crowd, no nothing. Also, this is completely undercutting my theory that Katy Perry makes everything better because literally I've heard her sing it now probably ten times in my life, never got a laugh. Andy said it, falling out. But you didn't have the context of what it meant. All right, I'm going back so we can hear that. Yeah, what a deep backstory she's getting into. Okay. So you've got two sticks with paper ribbons tied to your boogers to be doing like a like a ribbon dance at like a gymnast or something, something elevated to represent the boogers. This is having the just seeing the Oscars, this isn't that far from some of those presentations. Oh my god, your hair is so dump truck. Are you supposed to be like a theatrical representation of a of a vagabond s on the streets? Yes. Yes. Well I think they well, so here's the problem. Like I wanna ask now. Because there's a late reveal of obviously we're gonna see Buggerman late in this. Yeah. Do you think it would have helped if we had seen Buggerman in a clip first and then seen that this was the interpretive dance version? Uh no. Yeah. But I mean again You've already asked the audience so much. Right. I'm racking my brain right now of like is it that it's two weird things? Like should the movie have been straight and then the dance to it been crazy? Like if you did a crazy dance to Schindler's list, just use the most serious version. Yes. Then that can be funny like Springtime for Hitler style. Or if you did a serious dance to Happy Gilmore 2, maybe that's funny because I don't know. I think this is right so far. Well, yes, no, like this year the straightforward sketch, which would work and I do find funny, I'm not disparaging, would be like a very silly, irreverent fun dance for Hamnet, right? Right. Sure. But we chose an original movie that's already called Booger Man. Yeah. And then I like the idea that we're doing a serious dance to it, but then the dance is also kind of trying to be funny here with this freeze frame my mind. So would you say if it's Hamnet, hypothetically, or it's like a Hamnet type movie, it's a serious movie, it's a serious song, and it's just a janky ass dance. Yeah, the dancing. But in the sketch version it would be a live one and it would be a person going, Cut, cut, c,ut come on, what are we doing here? Yeah. But isn't part of it that you're gonna be cutting to people in the audience, so the dumpier this is, yeah, yeah. The best part is whoever it's trying to really enjoying this. Let's see. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Like this is not a super successful thing, but the jokes are the cutaways of celebrities. Those are the Well no, I'm you're selling yourself short because there's also gonna be a massive series of jokes of how fucking crazy the movie Boogerman is. That's right, the clips of the mov ie. So I would say maybe the issue here was you guys could not pick a lane. That's what I'm getting right here. But let's or we again the the swinging for the fences, like we're gonna hit everything's a joke and you're kinda can't find your footing underneath patrons. It was ahead of its time there. I said it . Thank you. I like the ones that I push back on. You guys agree at first and then as we watch you're like it's fucking good. Yeah. Like, hey, that's my brother. I'm the only one allowed to hit him. When we do part two of Boogerman for next week's episode, let's see if it's going on Seth by then. Alright, here we go. Hidden play. Everyone's clapping. I want the Boogerman, Ted! I don't care what it cost me! Don't you say, Mama! I know he's different, but I love him anyways! Get a man, Booger Man! Booger Man She's really funny. Oh, if you like thank you, get ready. There's more. That's another move. She's thank you. She''ss it like Adele Skyfall level selling it. Thank you, right in the middle of the state. Thank you. So and and now for the audience, there's a fifth game, which is Katy Perry is like thanking the audience for her reaction. This is making me cry. I love it . This might be my favorite one we've done. Also, definitely think it's the Oscars, and then you get a big old grinning at O'Neill. Clearly the Emmys. For modern family. Yeah, it's good . It's Bob Hope. It's everyone was there for Bob Hope. Yeah. I have to go back and watch these clips 'cause these clips really are saying a lot. Like Amy Polar's in love with him, some a character that's in love with him. Yeah. Keenan's like somebody who's rooting for him, some sort of mentor or something who loves him and is rooting for him. Also Key, right here in this freeze frame we got Patrick Stewart Money. Ooh, you know I like that. Oh it's a boogerman, dead. I don't care what it cost me. Clearly shot in our control room, but it looks fantastic. And he's some sort of evil villain with an eye patch. And he's in an evil control room, but it looks fantastic. I did want to note, and we can talk about it more at the end, we've seen all the clips. The clips look great. Yeah. Yeah. They all kind of look pretty like cinematic. They look full cinematic. And we did a good job making it look like they've been projected on a screen and stuff. It feels very uh when it cuts, when it goes wide on Amy, it's a great effect. Yeah. Don't you see, mama ? I know he's different, but I love him in the world. Boggle man. Bogoman ! This is crazy. Thank you. Oh, with the blood. Definitely just switched toward shows. Yeah. A lot of going between MBC Vernon. Yeah, this is the point. So Morgan Freeman's really impressed. Yeah. Sarandon's whistling for it 'cause she can't believe how dope it is. Bill is like, what is happening? Yeah, Bill's just but in a polite way of just like, is anybody buying this kind of little side eye? He's like, I saw Boogerman and I didn't like it. Yeah. Honestly, thank you so much. I'm so humbled. Don't you know those boogers are poisonous? The public must never know. Boogerman, you did it! You found the time before! Boogerman is now property of the U.S. government. You are the serpent, Contest! You're gonna be a father, Booger Man. We're gonna have a boy. You're killing him! Turns out that call. Who was that? Terren. Oh, it's Terren. You're killing him. Terrence is kinda like a a new take. So half of these clips feel like it's Forrest Gump where you have a a person who is in some way considered othered and you know Amy's saying I don't care, I still love him and that he's gonna have a baby and that's a big deal for Booger Man, and he's made some friends along the way that are rooting for him. And then the other clips are like he's some sort of s sci-fi like Marvel movie with guys with eye patches and It's a little muddled. It's slightly muddled. People who people who look like Bobby here who's wearing like crazy blind sunglasses. Oh god, every time it does what you pointed out, Seth, which is go from the screen into the movies, there is genuine impact like there is at these shows. Yeah. It's great. And then you also can't believe people that are making something like this are capable of making any shot look as good as these shots look. Yeah. And so it's it's hurting my brain a little. There's a Jamaican in it as well. Yeah. Yeah, because Boogerman won the surfing contest. Never know. Boogerman, you did it! You found the time machine! Boogerman is now property of the US . You won the surfing called death! You're gonna be a serpent! the surfing cut. We're gonna have a boy Boogerman. You're killing him! Turns out that compound that killed Boogerman also cures cancer. I was born the Booger Man and I'll die the Booger Man . That's the reveal of who played Booger Man. That's what Seth was saying. He's like, would it be better to reveal it up front? But we were like, no, you gotta save that. Save that gold, pun intended. Whatever this is doing is the perfect order, let me just tell you right now. There is good backstory here. He was born a Boogerman too. I like that backstory too. So uh Peter Sarsgaard. Peter Sarsgaard, for those not paying attention. And he's got the same look that we've had seen Andy in a like theatrical bullshit version of for the dance, but now you see the real version with yellow eyebrows. Attention Same outfit. Oh, yeah, the same. He's got a real Will Forte vibe in this tune. But now it's the movie version of the outfit. It looks worn and good. It looks really good. Yeah. He really does look a lot like Forte. This is like a very McGruber's brother. Yeah, seriously. It does have a real love in your heart for Peter Sarsgaard that he showed up to do this. Oh my god, and then selling the shit out of it. How wonderful. Yeah. I would say the greatest man who ever lived. Okay. For doing Booger Man. The husband of the bride. The bride. He's in the bride. Yeah. Nepotism . No thanks. Now if the bride if the bride had a question mark after it instead of an exclamation point, do you think you would have enjoyed it as much, Akiba? Then it would have been the bride? No, I wouldn't have. No, exactly. Thank you. Hey look, Digman's got one on Netflix now. Just download it from the apps. The bride has an exclamation point? Yeah. Like airplane? Like airplane. April twenty fourth, over your dead body. Digman . I'm not promoting the bride or airplane you. Okay. I really should be though, 'cause they're very good. I haven't actually seen the bride. If you've ever cared about me or anything I've done, watch Digman on Netflix. Turn it on. You don't have to fucking watch it. Just let it play . There are two seasons on there. They're very oh is one season on or two? I don't even know. I haven't checked. I think it's only one. You know what? I'm gonna load it up on my phone right now. Just let it blast in the background. Just put it on. I will take you at your word. If you see me out in the street, I'll suck your dick Don't promise that. Get them clicks. We need those fucking clicks. Just go to the apps app and download Netflix. The apps app. Like the app store. It's called the Apps app, Kiva. You gotta go to the Apps apps and download the app store. Speaking of apps, Brooks Wheel and I'll Google all the apps in the nearby area for it. How do I get the apps app if I don't have an apps app to download it from? And you'll just take them at their word. You don't wanna let like have them hold up their show 'cause they could go to their Netflix and you'd say like you see me on the street and you're like, Hey I w I let Olive Digman play and gave it two thumbs up, I'll just be all gulp . Damn. This is bad. Take him up on it, guys. I'm so fucking lonely, you guys. I'll just I would do it anyway. Just want to feel connection with human beings. Why are we living in these times, Seth? That's real. Why'd you have to make fun of Trump at the fucking correspondence dinner, dude? We've talked about burying the lead of this podcast. Now Andy has to go thing. Anybody sees because of you safety. Oh my god. Should we next week do the correspondence dinner and stop after every joke and figure out if which one did it? Which one caused it? Which one which one calls the sliding doors split in our space-time continuum that sent us down. There was just one. It was one. Wasn't there just one? No, it was a run. I think I did like five. I did it. It was a r it was a whole section. It was a whole section. And Obama's up there laughing his ass off. And you literally see a supervillain creation moment. And now here we are. Andy's gulping people on the street. Yeah. Which again I would do anyway. Digman would probably be in season ten right now if that hadn't happened. I feel like if that's a slang if that's a slang that came out of this pot, I would love to hear somebody be like, Saw Zamburg street gulpin by the way we need we need uh all all sides of this like if if you're listening to this and you're like hey but I don't have a dick like I'll figure it out got it yes this isn't gendered. No. Andy will figure it out. You heard her hair first, guys. Andy's gonna figure it out. Just do whatever you want. Oh god. Speaking of McGruber. Oh yeah. Tell me what you want me to fuck Is this a good time to say it's the latest we've ever recorded a podcast? Like at night? You can barely tell. That might be pointing it out. That might be clarifying something. It's like super, super late on a Sunday night. Open Netflix. And I think that this is now we officially know this is the witching hour. I looked down just now and I was like, has it been two hours since we started talking? It's only been 55 minutes. Well, we in our credit, we're halfway through with Boogerman. Yeah. So it's not like we've been wasting time. I told you guys Booger man needs to be a two-parter. Racing through this. Ahead of this one, I texted you guys and I said, I rewatched Boogerman. I think it needs to be a two-parter. And I think I was right. There's a lot to unpack. I'm opening up Netflix to see if the algos has served me any digmin. It should be a new releases. This has been my favorite uh way Yorma has laughed on this pod . This is five o'clock in the morning Yorm laughs of like this doesn't work. Like everyone knowing, like, oh, it's not gonna work. Your arm's laughing like that. Seemingly nothing to eat and thank you. I was in. Yeah. And I don't feel like we misused Katie Barry. I feel like she's fam iliar. She's great. She's got more good stuff, I think. She has got another good man. Yeah, let's blow through the back half of this so we can get to the extra. Hold on, hold on. I could be making you money while this is going if I can just find oh respect machines. Oh he's putting on Digman. Yeah, just in the background. I've seen the link's not the link's not broken. Keep no I'm on Netflix on my Oh Netflixworks.com. All right. What's that, Keefe? Did I pour my heart and soul into the show? Yeah, that's actually a great question. The answer is I did. It looks great on here. All right, I'm doing it too. Nice. Got some good bits. Got some good bits. Okay, I'm playing it. My god, you guys are so nice. I've already seen it too. I know. Getting them clicks. This rocks. This is how we should be using this time all the time. We can be able to always just be playing our own projects in the background. Uh Naked Gun is on Prime for free if you have Prime and it's on Paramount Plus. Seth, where can I see late night? Peacock and only on Peacock. Okay , the cock. Ride the cock. Sorry. You know what else is on the cock? Maggruber of the series on the cock. Oh yeah. Peacock is it's you just get ads, but if you uh if you pay extra, you get uh a little bit of peacock. This is a filthy up. I pay extra and don't have any ads on my peacock so I can watch all the Brooklyn 99s I like. Also some of the seasons on Netflix. All right, this is good. Now let's get back to there. What's funny is it started the episode and I was stalling out of fear. Now I'm stalling because I want to savor it like a tasty little chocolate that I want for later. Hmm. Well let's take a nibble. I was born the Boogerman and I'll die the Boogerman . Does he have snot on his mustache? Yeah. That's I don't like that. Fucking murdering film Booger Man, but it looks like a uh huge pile of dog . And the winner is Randy Newman. Good night . I have a lot of questions about the name. That was that was a brutal end. That was the end of the Oscar telling us like just fucking dumping. Brandy Newman didn't even come up to accept his award . Thanks. I hated that. Like run credits when he doesn't win. Double clap for that lady. Can you look at the names? 'Cause it's like a weird in-between where like they're not quite joke names and they're not quite They're going too fast to get anyways, but also does it slow up at some point too? It looked like the speed like ramp down. Turk dense . Did we write these? I mean, obviously this is long pre-AI, but it's almost like these are AI ridden. Yeah. Because it's like write a series, fill out these names with like joke. Yeah, so what we're talking about is that the credits roll, the names whiz past, and some of the names are foot cone. Crush Sims. David Tom Tim Bumpers. They're fired. Quinfrist. This feels a a little Tim and Zachy, honestly. Yeah. Fresh Gumbles. They're pretty good. Kyle Dinkler. Why is Kerry Bronsteen in here? Yeah. It's very strange. I cannot make heads or tails of a spit. One person gets a real name and it's Carrie Brownstein. That's the homie. Jared Tooth. Oh, it's produced by the Jenkles brothers. Also, the sound man is Jared Tooth. Can I point something else out? Catering provided by Dog and Tony show, but then if you go down a couple more, there's another catering. Kyle Dinkler and Fran Gorman. Can you play through like 25 provided by Dog and Tony show? But go down. There's more catering after that . We just saw it. This just ends with a catering Kyle Dinkler and Frank Gorman. They ate a lot. on the show I don't know what you want. All right, so that man your biggest complaint, Seth, is the the crap. You don't have to go back and clap for that lady. It's so good. And it's two minutes and eight seconds. Criterion. The boogers.. I don't like the booger I feel like the bookers should be going straight down. The boogers should be going straight down. The fact that the boogers are over the mustache is disconcerting, and uh I don't care for it. I wish we had just chosen a different name, but we were trying to do liberately the dumbest thing you can do, which we are doing, but other than that, what a relief that it's five stars. I will say that that short though really makes me respect Sarsguard. Like he's great. He's really great and it and it makes me also want to work with Katy Perry. They they really sell. She's really good. Yeah. Um Sars gaard, uh I don't know how to say this. He's the best person that has ever lived. Oh, wow, that's really big of you to say. Yeah. Well, because he's a Boogerman. Do you think if you saw him on the street, he'd know he was in Boogerman? Like we're like, hey, remember Boogerman? Yeah. I don't think so. He'd be like, What? I don't remember. Alright, what if we hired an extra? Maybe this lady, maybe somebody else. Oh god. To like just wait outside his house. Yeah. And then when he walks out, just have somebody be like, Hey Boogerman, do you think he looks? If you're like an autograph hound, but the printout that they're having him signed is he's still from Boogerman? Oh that. Like you wait outside. Like the next time he does why am I I mean it's my face with yellow snot, but why why? You know what? I'm gonna go against the grain and say he remembers. Okay. Yorm, call him. Okay. He's my roommate, so guys, Boogerman, Criterion or Kim's video ? Does it make Kim's video ? No. No, he's kidding. God Yorm. Akiva's a sarcastic person. Well no, but but does it make Kim's video? Do you guys feel like it's I'll tell you what though, I enjoyed it a lot more than a lot of ones that we give a pass to just going, yeah, it's not going for much going by and and I that had more to enjoy than I expected . And next week we'll really get into it. Yeah. In part two. Really when we break it down. You now you're on my wavelength, baby. Ooh, Digman's playing up there on that screen right above me. Oh yeah, where are we at? I bet right around now he's going like Saltine. Wait, can we talk to Digman? Oh, what was you like? So no. I'm a big fan. When can we expect season two to be on Netflix, Mr. Digman. Oh I'll have to call Mr. Netflix himself and ask him that very question. Great. And if it gets all the quad to give double thumbs up on the full season, then maybe we'll get a season three paid for by Netflix. You didn't hear it from me, Digman, but yeah, I think there's a chance. That's wonderful. Now you do it as as a dead body from your movie. Oh um Um fuck. I can't. Sorry. April twenty-fourth, guys. It's coming out. Seth's on season two. Yeah, Seth plays a uh a late night host. A big stretch for him. It's funny though. Chortles . Yes. Yeah. It's very funny. Andy got called out on a show 'cause he sometimes will uh I'll call him during corrections and make him do a voice. And some of the people in the comments, the jackals, claim that his alf sounded like his Nick Cage. So I had him have to send in a voice note to clear up the record. And there is a distinction and and most people have agreed that they were wrong to say it was the same. That's right. What did you say? Do Alf do Alf Rick? Yeah, do Alf Roger? Alf sounds like this. No problem . Right. Yeah. Sorry, I had something in my throat. No problem . Was it a cat? I had a cat in my throat, Willie. Not perfect. Where are you from, Alf? Melmac. Good.. That's okay You like eating cats? And then Yeah, and then the dad goes, good. Elf elf. Don't eat the cat. Right. Yeah. The way I just want to go back and isolate Akivis. Good. Mm-hmm. I'm liking this. It was much like Katie Perry's Thanks. Anyways. Hey, yeah, I have been on set for the last I've been on set for the last five days. Thanks for asking, guys. And how's it going? How was it, Keith? Get my sea legs back out there shooting stuff. It's been really fun. It's a pilot for NBC. This is all public knowledge. I can say that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's uh a show written by Dan Gore to bring him up again. That's why I had talked to him this week. Sure And by Luke Del Trichy. I think that's how you say uh I know his name's Luke, but uh honestly we don't use last names that often on set and so I wonder if that's how you sound like a frat house. People aren't like hey sh I worked with him for eight to ten years. I'm just gonna tell you it is pronounced Skywalker. Okay, thank you. So Luke Skywalker. Uh and they wrote it together. I like that a lot. I like that a lot. He also worked on Brooklyn Nine Nine, as uh Andy just pointed out. And uh it stars Jake Johnson from um New Girl. What's the name of it? It does not have a title yet. Okay, so write in what like tell us the general concept and then people will write in their suggestions. He's uh private eye. And um it also has Keith David, who's just a legend, and Jane Levy, who's wonderful. Okay. I I suggested it his name should be Magnus and that it should be called Magnus P.I. but you rejected that, I think. I didn't I thought I thought I'd throw it in the in the mix. Okay. Well my hat's in the ring. That's my So you thought it should be Magnus P.I. And this is coming from the guy who thought, what if it was MacGruber? Yeah instead of McGuy. It's very sad. Andy, you fucking get me, man. Luke did say he'd give anyone 50 bucks if they came up with their title. See, guys, this is how it really works. He's basically saying if you come up with a title, you see him in the street. Hey, Keith, if people watch the show, what are you gonna do for them? It's not really my show. I'm just directing the pilot. Keith, what are you gonna do? No hanky panky. Yeah, can't do much. Can't do much. Can I just uh can I give a shout-out to what was a delicious rewatch of Bronx Beat in this Amy Polar episode. Oh yeah. Yeah, let's get to that episode. Also just the fun of Amy coming back. This was her first time hosting after having left the show, which made me a little sad when I'm like, oh my God, we're so far in the pod right now that uh people who've left are back to host. Yeah. Um it was great having her back. But Bronxpeed is just by the way, Bronxby watching it, you're like, if this was just uh a comedian that was like a long island funny woman doing material like this, it would be one of my favorite comedians. Like just great jokes about they're talking about how the summer's over and they're so happy because they're just their whole summer's just been kids at their house. And like Maya's like my house filled with kids none of them mine like just like some kid comes up to me asks me for some milk I'm like go ask your mother I don't know you just really great and then they uh complain about how there's bed bugs everywhere. And then Polar says the thing about You know how bedbugs get in your house? Why how? They ride in on the backs of mice. What? Marauding armies of bed bugs galloping in on mice. So guess what? You got bed bugs? Congratulations. You also got mice. Listen. Hey, hey, guess what, bed bugs? Do me a favor. Take a hike. I didn't invite you. Grab your saddles, jump on your tiny mice, and ride yourself out of my house. Giddy up, giddy out. Alright, alright, alright. So this is magic. Was what like is it channel 13 that would have had like a show like this? Like I feel like it if you grew up in New York, there's like a certain vibe of like these shows that you're like, fuck, this is like awesome public access or whatever. And then the Katie Perry, musical guest, comes out in uh very tight elmo top. And it's just uh she works at a library. And she's a very uh shapely woman who works at the library. And there's a great thing where the bronx B women are both taken aback until they hear that the library has asked her to wear looser fitting clothing and then they rush to her defense. Like don't let anybody ever tell you there's anything wrong with your body. It's just great. Was this was this torn from the headline slightly? Had she gotten in trouble for wearing something slightly too uh you know, this way on on Sesame Street itself? Oh . I think you're right, Keith. Ripped from the thing. So it was it was like I think it was Katie had worn something and had gotten some blowback. You were right, Katie Perry Sesame Street. Yes, she did a a modified version of Hot and Cold with Elmo. Parents complained her dress was too revealing. Yes. And uh So this is a reference to it. Um a difference between uh now and then is that I have children and team parents looking at the photo. Uh she's fine. She looks totally fine. Double two D? Two D double D more like three D. Ah, well banga. The library told me to wear some looser fitting clothing. Um it's so embarrassing. Hey, listen to me. Never be embarrassed about your body. Never. Never be embarrassed about your body. It's beautiful. Beautiful. In France, everybody walks around with no shirt on whatsoever. Everyone. Boobies as far as the eye can see.. Boobies La boobies . You know what's up for them? They know how to do things over there. I'm this close to moving to France. Except that I can't speak the language and I hate the people . They're just beyond comfort. Yeah, it's on fire. It is so weird to see people who are like just flowing. Like there's no it isn't like it's definitely not cars. It's just pure flow. It's like no one's tied to fucking anything. It's amazing. I'm gonna go ahead and say something crazy. I think Amy and Maya were very good on SNL. Yeah. And what do you think of Peter Sarsgaard? Whoa, the greatest person that ever lived. Nice. By the way, Maya coming out to Broadway to do O'Mary. Oh, I'm excited. I'm gonna come see that. Thrilling. Oh, you know what? There's a chance all three of us could be in New York at that time. So meaning all four. Oh we could finally have a get together. Can I make a request? I mean if our get together was going to see O'Mary Could we also get vasectomies? 'Cause I don't want to be the only one who does it. Um Andy, can we put you on stront duty? Yeah. I'm just gonna go to the places you've taken me though. Stront dude. It's I get strongness. Um uh Roger Brush. Again, Roger Brush, not not a a hit character. And it's because it's also the funny thing of like Bronx Bead are like the most joyous people, and everybody gets behind him. Roger Brush is Fred's incredibly misogynistic uh television producer character who like fills in for the host of a show. I mean I love it so much. This is he's filling in for a show where all the guests are women who are pregnant and he's so rude to them. And the audience doesn't like I mean nobody knows what to make of him. But uh he does say at one point to uh a pregnant woman who can't get a straight answer for him, he goes, You think you're the only one with problems? You should see my water bill . Um that was just a delight, you guys. Oh God. We really covered it. I can't wait to really talk about it. Oh wait. Uh Jack Black, can you sing us in? I needed two hints, but I got it. What were your hint words? My hint words were dandling and ganglia. Jesus, those are not words. Dandling is a real problem for me, historically. Ganglia. Ganglia I usually get. Yeah. Ganglia. What does it mean? I mean it was sixty-nine words. It is's a lot. So two hints I didn't feel bad about. Gangly. Seth, I was on a little bit of a hot streak when I was missing the pod, and that was kind of painful to be away. Because you couldn't share it. Right. Yeah. Um a structure containing a number of nerve cell bodies typically linked by synapses. Which one is that? Gang oh this is ganglion though. Fuck. What's up, Koy? It's it's Andy. Um just jumping in here, it's the day after we recorded, but um like last night the spelling bee got posted and I'm in a time zone where it was a little earlier for me, so I got through all of it except one word, and then I was like, I can't keep my eyes open. Fell asleep. Woke up this morning pre-6 a.m. There was a five in front of it. And I was all, oh, last word, eunuch. I got it. Clean que en bee. That's a cucuibby. A clickwibby. Maybe that's a clickwibby? Anyways. Um I just wanted to get that in there. I know Seth didn't get it. And you know, I've done this before, but I feel like it's still relevant. I know at least two percent of of you guys are interested in what happened uh regarding me and the bee. And be sure to check out Digman. Uh it's on Netflix. Just let it stream in the background. You don't even have to watch it. I mean I think you will enjoy it, but just let it run and then give it that double thumbs up. 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Guess what I just watched on TV? What ? McGruber. Oh my god. Lovely. Why? The movie or the show on uh Peacock? It was the film. It was the film starring uh Will Forte and the late the late great Val Kilmer. Oh my gosh, yeah. Best man alive. There's also some great ladies in that movie. There's some really great ladies in that movie. Oh, Hamilton. Maya, we were just watching the do you remember the Katie Perry Bronxby? It's a tour de force. I do. I remember her boobies very well. I remember her being really game in in the idea of wanting to be part of the joke. I sent Kiva a recording and then after I made the recording about my feelings about it, um, he said, come join the Zoom and and now I'm here, which which now makes the recording um moot. It makes it unimportant. Yeah. We didn't play it yet. Tell us what you said on it. Tell us what the thing was. I remember saying that I liked that she was into the idea of jumping into it. That first of all, the like polar coming back to host was definitely like a a very exciting thing because one of your own coming back is a big deal. And then feeling like I had I had any part in any recurring character that was like viable enough to come back was so terribly exciting. So um and then when I was saying the, you know, when the musical guest is in on it, it feels like SNL Prime, like firing an all cylinders. It's like my dream when everybody's having fun and like the musical guest wants to be in sketches and they're delightful about it. You know, that can be that's my my joy of that of that place when it's t going in the right direction. Who is your favorite? Who's your favorite that ever did that? That you ever worked with? Wow, no pressure. This like this is like this is like T M Z . Yeah. Oh, I'm ruthless. I'm like the ruthless one. Let's get into it. It's a pretty normal show here. Andy just let the entire audience know that if anybody um watches Netflix season one on Netflix and gives it a double thumbs up that he will suck their dick if he sees them on the street. If they watch Digman, which Maya's also on. Yeah. I am. Aren't I Aren't I am I God? What's my name? Goud. Goud. Yeah. Not to be confused with God . No. Maya, since we have you, do you remember Booger Man, the digital short? The answer's no. Neither did we. We didn't either. But I actually was pleasantly surprised. I because I remember Should we watch it again to catch my eye up? Don't worry, I just watched it and I gave you my synopsis on the recording, which was I I don't remember Booger Man either because it's forgettable or I was busy drinking in my my dressing room. Yeah. But um watching it again, I feel like because I know you guys so well, it really , really smacks of fuck it. I'm so tired. Well, that makes sense because it's the season premiere. So we're about to. Season premiere. Yeah. Exhausted. It's the season premiere. Yeah. It's terrible. Out of ideas. Well, it it it definitely sho ws. However, the other thing about it is that you are the few people that I know that will still execute and complete an idea and bring it to fruition, which I find very commendable and um is a delight. Even the bottom of the bottom of the barrel, such as a book is still it got more, it got more laughs out of me than a lot of the stuff we go back and watch. I will say it's billed for a podcast. So many surprises. I want to understand what w what the thing the contraption was in Andy's nose. What was that? The booger. It's supposed to be like what is the rhythmic dancers with the ri with the ribbons. Like some sort of pretentious dancing. So it's a artistic interpretation of the boogers from the film Boogerman. So it's like taking the low brow uh boogers but m giving them a highbrow treatment. Sure, sure. It's beautiful. Yeah. We all agreed the boogers themselves is the worst part of it and that if we had chosen a different stupid idea for this the movie that it could have been a little better. But case in point, Katy Perry jumped in and was a real sport. And like I will say it gave it some validity. Like when you get her in it passionately singing the theme to Boogerman. I was also really it was nice to see all the clips from Booger Man. Yeah, yeah, we agree. Right? So you're coming around on it. Oh no, I feel I feel the exact same way. But when Katie was thanking the audience mid-song, that was good. I mean, that's I've never seen someone do that at the Oscars. For me, it's pure it's it's pure like execution and drive. It's like the power of of will and it's that's so commendable. To have the worst idea and see it through without seemingly without shame. Right. Like underneath the such a good compliment. Yeah. I also wonder how many times the three of you were in a room and and Andy, I'm assuming it was Andy's idea, I don't know, was like, I don't know. Is this is this week a good week for Booger Man? Oh my gosh. Well, Andy was pointing out that we had just done our our um second summer in Encino. You know, we probably came back with a week before. So we had just recorded all of Turtle Neck and Chain, had demo versions. There was definitely a track, if not five to six tracks, that we could have chosen one to put Katy Perry on and maybe made a a song with her, a real one. We blew it. But we decided you know what? Let's be inspired. The problem is it was uh it's about the Oscars, so you kind of had to do it in September. That makes sense. Yeah. Well people wouldn't remember Boogerman if we waited another year. You have one window to call SARS guard. Seth, you are reminding me though that again, the execution of the um the audience, the audience reactions, starting out with Glenn Close, they're delightful and they're delightful. Very very well done. Not everybody's good at fake uh award show reactions from real celebrities at real award shows. Yeah. Thank you. I mean, you guys are the best to ever do it. We have some in Popstar too. Oh, I'm aware. I mean, this is this is grade A stuff. The grade A bottom of the barrel. The bottom of the barrel of grade A. Yeah. Your bottom of your bottom of the barrel is people only dream. This turn has been polished. This turd is shining, shining bright. It's like a barrel of like the best scotch, but it's just the very bottom of it. Yeah. It's a little crispy. Unfiltered. All right. I just went through all the tracks on Turtleneck and Chain, and I'm not sure which one, but hit us in the titus listeners. Let us know if you think there's one that would have made perfect sense for for Katy Perry. Maya, since we have you, uh you were at the Oscars. Any good butts? Yeah. Top five butts. Oh, are we talking about actual butts? But do answer that. Yeah, any good physical butts. Top five butt Yeah you see any like you see any butts in like suits, like famous butts, not famous butts, just any good. All dudes, just d just dude butts. Tux butt. No, you could tell us any kind of butts. And then also when you're done, two worse ones as well. Just five best, two worst. Yeah. Worst but by far. Um oh God, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. Who was there that sucks? Who's there that sucks and it was by far the worst button. You were very sure if it was there were some there were some great, great, great buttons. This is just between us. Don't worry. Yeah. We would never trade you for clicks. I mean you you definitely get a lot more butts in suits for sure. I'm trying to think if there were some some tight some tight suit butts. Like there was no like there was no like Momoa or John Cena like where it's like just a muscle button like that. They just did squats kind of butt. Yeah. Correct. Um you know, you don't you don't probably don't have to answer that. But did you have any drinks after? Did you enjoy yourself? I did enjoy myself, but I felt so overwhelmed that I didn't even drink that much. Like I I think I drank so like you go from place to place. It's a really like high class life. You know, you go from place to place, you sip some champagne, you go in another room, you sip some more stay in the building the whole time and upstairs and at the things or I stayed in the building for the awards and I tried not to miss any of Paul's losers. No, we saw you on TV. You were accounted for. But I but I didn't want to like miss any of the the awards even for the for the other departments. Mm-hmm So I ran back for the bridesmaids thing and then came back and then um that was very funny. Very funny by the way. Very funny. Guys, this is very nice of you. It was fine. You were my favorite out of all of them. I don't want to pit people against each other, but you were my favorite. Okay, continue. It was fine. I mean, nobody remembers that we presented at the Oscars 15 years ago, but somehow the Oscar gods were like, hey, you guys presented 15 years ago. We think you should present again. We're like, all right. I think it's because Rose was there and they knew I was gonna be there. So they're they're making some money. You know, it was very smart. It was good producing to take advantage of. What's Paul gonna do with the Oscars or where are you gonna put 'em? Are you gonna put 'em on display? That's private. That's private. Oh that's private. Oh that's right. Oh I know where he's oh I know where he's gonna put 'em. I know where he's gonna put you're gonna say what's Paul gonna do next? Any new plans? What's he working on? What's he working on? Tough one to follow up. What's he cooking up? Tough one to follow up. We we got on a plane the next day to to be on vacation because that's a long road to that Oscars ceremony. It's not just the Oscars, it's a lot, as as you gents know. But then he woke up and was immediately sick, like full fever. So at least he at least he held it to break, which is always what happened after SNL and shit. The mind is is a magnificent is a magnificent thing. It knows. It like held on un til he couldn't hold it any longer and then released. But it was totally worth it. We did party to answer your earlier question. We did there was a nice we went um to a friend's and had some food and cocktails and then we went to the Warner Brothers had like a really nice party with all the sinners folks and um great man that Ryan Kugler man he is a dream boat he is oh he is the best dude ever did you know he's from the bay we should have asked for Yorm can you I think I brought up the bay to him. Like I'm a bay adjacent just because of going to UC Santa Cruz, like two of you guys. And I feel and all my friends being from Oakland and being from Berkeley made me feel Bay adjacent and so much cooler. Like I know what a hoop D is and I know and I and I've used Hella so many times, but it made me feel like I had to tell Ryan Kugler that, which I'm sure he was not that interested in, but made me feel closer to him. He's a he is such a dream. What a great guy. Here is the the last picture that I sent to Ryan. Just because I was gonna text him. This is what I said. This is what I sent to him. It's me, my head on Jeremy Allen White's body. I don't know what I was talking about. No reply. Weird. No reply. That was the last text you ever said. I I think I should text him again. He'd be like, Hey, any thoughts on this picture? It's been six months. I think I think it went straight to the spank bank. I think like to not pass though. Hey, Ryan, I know Oscar stuff can be a real drag now that it's finally through it. Any thoughts on this pick? Yeah. I was giving you some nice time to I was trying to stay out of the way. Congrats on the win. Uh now that things have settled down. Here's this. Enjoy your life. Uh wait, can I s can I like tangent for a second? Because when when Seth was saying that McGuerber should be up for an Oscar. That wasn't really what you were saying. For the McGruber TV show, I really pressed everyone to try to get it submitted for a Nobel Peace Prize. And I like looked it up and everyone was like, no, you can't. And I was like, it's a whole thing and blah blah blah. But I I'm still bummed about that when we weren't able to submit. You and Trump. I mean especially in today's climate, I feel like I feel like Trump would go for it. I feel like he'd be really into it. It does has a reminder that on every Yorm project they should hire somebody to handle the bullshit. It's like, hey, Yorm's gonna come up with three obsessions over the course of this film and will you just pretend like they're real? Just just pretend you did it. Guys, I just want to say that just because Keith and I were texting about Tommy Bahamas, I also feel so um excited and delighted to be on your podcast. I have never been on your podcast before. We're thrilled. We don't generally have guests either. So this is this a live guest, you're maybe the second or third one ever. Yeah. Listen, I'm I can be here at any time. You just let me know. It's good to hear. Maya, we realize the four of us maybe haven't been in a room together since two thousand nineteen and we think that would the next time we want to be in a room together is to see you in O'Marry. Oh boy. That's a great idea. Will you please do that? Yes. So excited. Oh my gosh. There's already soft plans that Andy will be out there a little bit and that I'm gonna be out there with my family a little bit. They're very soft plann.ed The potential's there. They're flaccid now. Wait, when are you when is it gonna happen? April twenty eighth. Flaccid plans. They could become hard plans. They could become rock hard later. I hope they could become rock hard. That would be my dream. Yeah. I would love it if you guys were there. That would wow, what a what a thrill. I can't believe it. But what kind of stront do you want to eat at after Yeah, which stront you want to hit up. I mean, you know, it depends on what the local like Broadway fair is. I mean a reasonable. Have you done Broadway before? Never. So the the the eight show a week of it, I feel like the the performers you're gonna talk to are gonna talk about kind of the regiment because you kind of wanna get up the same time. No, you cause you wanna eat the same time. It's like a thing because you need to get in a total pattern , a really strict pattern. So I don't think going out to dinner with us after is actually something you can do. Yeah, I believe an exception for us. Fairly monastic, but I would make an exception for you guys for sure. She's gonna want the strong. Or you tell us your pattern and we'll fit into it. My pattern is no, I don't have one. I haven't even started rehearsing. I start rehearsing in April. There's only a two-week rehearsal period. It's pretty, it's pretty quick turnaround 'cause the show's going and has been going, as you know. So it's uh how many times have you seen it? Have you just seen it the once? Three times. Great. Different different performers? Three different three different Marys, three different times, which is nice. Great. Have you seen it a lot, Seth? I know you've had all the Marys on. I've seen it three times. I've seen I saw it uh twice uh with Cole and once with Betty Gilbin. And it was fantastic. And it's seeing it with somebody other than Cole, which I had my doubts, was so exciting and so cool. That's what's cool about it. And talking to Cole about it made me feel better, which was like, you know, you don't have to do Cole's performance. You bring to it what you're gonna do. And then actually the last time I saw it, I saw Jane do it as well and I saw Jinx monsoon do it. And then when I saw Jinx do it, I was like, oh, you can't. It's they're all different. They're all totally different. Because Jane can't not be Broadway perfection. And I was like, fuck, how am I gonna? Yeah. I don't, you know, we're used to running on fumes and those two shows on a Saturday kill us, but we do it. But this is eight shows a week and I'm 53. I started I started using it when I was 27 and I could do it then, but like this is a really different this is a different story. Dark on Mondays. Maybe we could maybe we have that dinner Sunday night. There you go. I do think it is gonna switch to a Monday dark . It's either a Thursday or Monday, I can't remember, but the the dark is gonna switch. You heard it here first, the dark is gonna switch. That's what she said. The dark is gonna switch. We'll go to a stront on Monday, Nitty. What a dream. Stront is a uh Joannaism. I can't take credit. Oh wow. Stront. By the way, so late in the pod for you to throw that out. Yeah, he had been claiming stront for I feel like you waited until a lot of people have stopped listening. I'm still sitting on a question for Maya. It's been like a twenty-minute hold. Don't hold it. It's not good for you. Would you say that uh someone who's bay adjacent is but jacent? Ugh I I'm gonna go with yes. I'm gonna go with yes. Oh my god I knew it. But but I felt my toes stepping immediately into some fucking Andy thing that was so long run Don't worry about Meyer, she's but jacent. You guys coog coogler's not gonna hop on. What the fuck? Not even for the bay. He's busy. He says he wants he wants you to know though that please send my uh uh him and Zinzi's love though. But no one else. What about the rest of us? No, he said he told he told all of you guys to fuck off. Oh my god, that's it. Oh man, not a kid. I mean also haha, did he put a ha ha on the picture? Should I send him a pic of me on Jeremy Allen White's body now? Safi. Oh my god, please. I feel like he'd really like that. Sapphire. Since we know now that's a way that's how you say goodbye to somebody. Why don't you send her the picture of you on Jeremy Allen so that's why so it can just come for to him the same photo from multiple phones. You guys, I just want to chime in and say I'm getting kinda hyped because if we go just like a little bit longer, we are gonna have a two-part Booger Man on our hands. We said this should be our a first part. This was my prediction. Oh good news. I just got the photo so I can really see it. Wait, there's a detail to the um your Jeremy Allen White photo that I hadn't seen before, which is there's an arrow to his face and the word me . That's in case you were wondering. So you you or Paul send it to him and just say, Hey, Yorm thought maybe you hadn't seen this, so I love that you're assuming that I have Ryan Kugler's phone number. I do not. Why? Like it's so confusing. What we're even talking about. He stopped giving it out. If he got that photo, he stopped giving it out after your and background. Yeah, he stopped giving out after he got that photo. I've cast too wide a net here. Andy's tongue just fell out of his mouth. I was just seeing if I had Ryan Cougar's number. I do not. We're bay pee bay people all have it. If you're Bajason like me, you don't. But Jason is oh, that's really really good. I'm pretty sure I have his number comedically. Like I'm just sort of his sensibility. Yeah, I know. Is Bajcent a Joanna? Are we gonna find out three episodes from now that Bajason's Joan na too? No, but I do think she would appreciate it. Stront. Wait, have you been saying stront like every season on the podcast and now you're giving Joanna credit? No. No , just today. Just today. Yeah. But he let it ride for like 40 minutes before admitting. And we're gonna start stront want. Stront swants. That's something she would casually say to me. Yeah. What time are we headed to the stront? That's right. But that is your wife. I like it. God, your wife is the best at being the worst. I've said that many times before. She's truly award winning. She's the best at being the worst and the best for being the best for you. That's right. You created a monster uh in the best possible way. You created a little mini, mini Andy. Wait, Andy, will you give just like three Joanna isms? Well the whole job thing is her and her sibs. Yes. They started Job. Can I also do an impression of like when we were making the albums? This is what she would in the morning, she would come down Oh yeah, like a very low, weird, powerful walk. Oh god, I loved it. Fucking weirdo. Another morning and here we go. The coffee machine. What a delay. Did someone order the rascal? Are you talking about Louise and Sino days or let's leave it with this. Uh we were texting because somebody sent me the Louise House is featured in the film The Gift, the Joel Egerton uh Bateman movie. Wow. They shot at the house that we stayed at that no longer exists, that has been leveled and Oh I didn't know that. Raised, if you will. It's been raised. But didn't somebody say that that house had a haunted room in the back? Debatable. I did not experience that, but I never stayed there. The horse table was odd . Uh the land was so big that whoever bought it destroyed the first house, redid it completely, moving it up, and then was able to build two more complete huge houses on the land and find a way to connect them to the road behind it. So it's become on on top of a Native American burial ground. Yes. So they're all haunted now. Right. Intentionally to be disrespectful. As a as a prank . As a prank on the spirits. Spirits love pranks. Yeah. So you rolled right out of Beetlejuice, the original Beetlejuice, right into McGruber. Is that right? Honestly, I did. I watched a little I got an IV today because I wasn't feeling so good and I wanted to have it. We'll pull up the gap there, Andy. What was your favorite line from Beetlejuice that he said? Oh God. Is your hand down where I think it is? Don't worry, Andy, I thought if you're wrong along . Gosh, was there anything perilous in the desert? Oh god, I can't remember. The tension. Perhaps so someone sort of worm like in the cyanworm. Sandworms? Signworms . Andy, I'm so mad that when Maya said Beetlejuice I didn't more times. That is on me. So I could have appeared. I was texting with Keeve and he wrote it correctly. He wrote Betelgeist. No, yeah. Oh yeah. But I think I might have still misspelled it because it gave me the lines. Did I put the I in the wrong place? You spelled you spelled it with the G, which I appreciated. Yes. Yes, yes. Like ghosts. I tried to take it back to the old being you were being you were just being cautious. Yeah. Thank you. All right. Well, this was a pleasure. Amazing. Hey, thanks for having me. Thank you for being on. Maya, thank you so much. First time caller, longtime listener. We love you, Maya. I'm just gonna shoot you the link whenever we're doing it. And you're my favorite Bajascent friend. I am your favorite bedjacent friend, aren't I? I'm pretty great. Yeah, yeah. You're up there amongst them all. Thanks, guys. I love you all very much. We love you, man. Love you, buddy. Love you. See you in April. You want to say it, Andy? No, wait. We have one more thing. I do have one more voice note that I kind of forgot about. Oh. Which is I reached out to the host of this episode. I reached out to Polar. Oh. Did she leave you on red like Brian Kugler? No, she's she's a a real friend. Well that's interesting because I texted her, Seth, I texted her two days ago to ask about a costume designer she had worked with and she didn't write me back. Did you send the same picture that you're doing? That's a conversation I did. I send it with all texts. And we'll put that in the show notes. He's like, How do I respond to this? You know what? He did write ha ha. He did write ha ha? Yeah. He did. So up yours. When? Did he do it this time when he realized you wrote him again? And he was like, Oh, I never I do that sometimes. Somebody writes and I then feel bad and I ha ha the last one. Ha ha ha. I didn't see this. Whoa, hey. Back in the day. Ha ha . Just seeing this. I love that text. I send that one a lot. Hey everyone, Amy Polar here. A member of the Quaid Army and a righteous kill to all. Um Thank you, Seth, for asking me to send in a voice note. Um just loving the pod, guys. Love the pod. And uh I'm being asked to talk about when I hosted in September 2010. I was let's see 40 something . I I had just maybe started Parks and Rack the year before and it was my first time hosting and I remember being very excited and nervous and maybe maybe too spray tanned that's my memory. Um but honestly and this is gonna come as no surprise, I remember very little. Um, Seth sent me the rundown and I looked at it and we did a Bronx beat. Sweet Maya came back for that. That's you. And we did it with Katie Perry. And I remember that . I remember we did a sketch about tiny hats . Um uh let's see. I think we I'm sure we did some stuff on update. Yeah. Um Seth, were you still there? You must have still been there. I don't know. It's all a blur. It's all a big soup. Um, but I do remember that we had the cold open was like my anxiety dream, and um Justin Timberlake very nicely came and Tina and Jimmy and Dratch and And yeah, I was just looking over the sketches again and laughing at the stuff that got cut. Um Seth, just read out loud the sketches that got cut, because that's always really fun . Seth, do it. Um I had guys relax. Uh well I wish it could this could be more in more interesting. But but um I'm trying to remember if there was anything else other than Katy Perry and twenty ten and you know just saying she's trying to tank our pod. She's trying to tank our pod because we're competition. I don't think I did a Hillary Clinton . I think that got cut and um you're right. She's telling it. Yeah. Yeah. Because she she knows we're up for the golden globe. thing called artificial intelligence and then she's bad hanging fifteen years it was gonna take over our lives and you guys were all like shut up Amy you don't know what's gonna happen in the future and I was like come on guys this is real. You should invest in it. And you were like, shut up. That's what I remember the most. So Yeah, that's right. Okay. Later Quaid. Later Later Quaid . Later Quids. Okay. It all came true. Thank you, Amy. It all came true,. quids. Wow. God bless God bless Mrs. Polar. I wish I knew Arnold Schwarzenegger well enough to get him to record Little Amy. Uh I'll text him. Oh boy. God. What? Blocked? Wait, wait, hold on. Blocked. Send him the bod pic first. Why? Why, Orloth? Fucking I what? Seth, do you want to say the names of the sketches? Lobotomy, Pepto Bismol Ice , and American America. Also a cut a cut on air family feud and a message from Hillary Clinton. Makes sense. Pepto Bismol Ice written by Klein, I mean the title really says it all. Yeah, we should probably find out. I feel like that aired. Maybe later. Eventually. Because it was cut after dress. So and it's a videotape, so they definitely probably aired it later. What was the actors on actors, Andy? I saw that, but what was it? I don't remember. What is that sketchy? Nobody remembers. It's it's a very short sketch with you and Timberlake sitting in front of like on like a Charlie Rose black psych set sketch and Oh, it's like two sentences, right? It's very short. It's like you're an actor now, blah blah blah blah blah. And then like line three is you being like, but when are you making the new music, man? And he like storms off. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh I will say hair restoration, which is a James Anderson sketch, is a very a good psychag commercial parody that it is uh replacing your hair loss with your pubes. And so it's just very good wigs. That does ring a bell. Of like super like Fred and Bobby with like super curly, like not matching their hair at all. That was kind of like one of the first films that me and Akivo worked on. It was his actor in uh one of his films at Santa Cruz, and it was called Beard Street Blues. And it was that I couldn't grow a beard, and so I was cutting my hair off of my head and I basically got addicted to it and then by the end I was uh I was cutting my pubes off putting on them on my face. But you had a pube beard. Yeah. So kind of like a it's like a Merkin. Yeah. That was my film. Like a face like a face marking. Well on that note. Yeah. I got through two episodes of Digman, Andy, while we were doing the pod. Bro, I appreciate you. I appreciate you, bro. Double thumbs them up. And next time I see you, you know what's going down. Let me just tell y'all, if you just let it play in the background, we'll be into season three. Just get your phone going off to the side. You do not need to watch Meyer. Just let it roll through the episodes and then give it that double thumbs up. And then next time you see Andy, in his words, gulp. But this is fun that you guys do this. It's keeping you keeping you young. I like it. It is. It's good for the it's good for good for the soul. Good for our hearts. It's funny you say that, Maya, because scheduling it is literally taking years off my life. But I do appreciate that it feels good to like be in it, you know? In the soup. Maya are the people who listen to this pod are quite army. Yeah, so you're Quaid Army. Because they're all Quaid's. That's why she said and if they see us on the street, they know to either give a quiet, like fight club style Quaid Army. And then our response is righteous kill. Wow. And then you just go along your day. Or if you're far away, you can shout it. You can go quait army and then we have to go righteous kill. And that's but that's the whole interaction. And so far in my experience, every Quaid out there has kept the arrangement. Yeah. It's been beautiful interactions. A lot of people say righteous kill to me and then I have to be like, you can't say that. You have to say Quaid Army. Yeah, but we often have to give a PSA being like, if you steal, if you say righteous kill, we have nothing to say. This feels like a very clear set up for me to leave you with a quait army. Oh, righteous kill. Righteous kill, righteous kill. Righteous kill. Do you want to take the honors of actually saying uh later, Arnold? Sure. All right, first we all have to say, Love you everybody. Love you guys. Love you, Maya. Love you guys. Love you Maya. Love you guys. Love you, Maya. Love you, Queens. Later, Arnold. Later, Queens . Where are you from, Alf? Melmac. Good .