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No the way No, no, no, go back how you were When you were fed it up, you fucking't You have to be backlit. You were so backlit that it was not clear you were a white person. Look at your screen, donon't look at us. Look I'm doing keep looking at your computer the way you were doing. I don't know what I was doing. Yeah right thereay there But don't be looking at us and smiling Yeah I don't understand looker the way Wal Frasier would look. kind of looks does he do? Look to the who. You were focused on something. L down where you were focused. Stop trying to be a part of it and just be Is that good? Am I doing it It was almost gold. Okay next It's whatever you were focusing on Ym, you were looking down, focusing on something now. Hey next person audition for the Walf Frasier Biopic. We goty Yororm M. Hey, love your work, Yorm. Love J girls. Hey, I'm gonna hit a two point. I'm just gonna go. You did write a height on your resume any and it's clear now that that's not. gotta say guys, I'm fucking shrinking like Lincoln if you know what I'm talking about. I'm not stinking. Hey, all right, real quick. since we talked about Nick, two of the shock jocks were in New York City last night, how loud did it get? Y you go first because I have a. We immediately, the moment they won, our friend Josh was over, I woke up my son for the fourth quarter, who was asleep And then we hopped in the van The duagon Andve drove up to Smith Street, which was popping off Probably, I don't know, four hundred to a thousand people. I' not good with numbers And the police were out in force because they had been shut down the week before by the commissioner of New York. So there was just lines of police officers. And then we went around and just slap five with just a wonderful amount of people. and I confidence to drive a vehicle that's like begging to get set on fire into a' been chipped over with us in it very basically Yeah. It's almost like I feel like someone's like We gott toa be better than this. We can't set a taxi on fire. And then the draaggon pulls up and they're like, Oh that we can do. Well, here's the thing. I kept screaming, Don't light the dragon on fire. So that helps. I do think that helps. The dragon is kind of riot nip. Yeah, it is. It feels like the dragon is full of people who care not for the fortunes of the Kicks. That's why I brought my son because I was like, they're not gonna kill a kid.. So he was a shield. Oh, you brought your kid as a humuban shield. Oh, one hundred percent. Yeah ke I kept holding him up. Don't burn the dragon. Don't burn theon. Look he's a little gu. Look at him. He's just like this little dagon It's not mine, it is. O burnt you little guys. They wouldn't let an adult drive this. Quain's send in a lot of other names for the dagon, which we will get to. Okay. It's gonna be hard to beat the daggon. Anyway, mine real quick was I made a dinner plan weeks ago. and so I didn't getatchub right next to Mison square midtown. No joke. That's midtown. No. name drop. Well, we can bleep it Oh my God. And the meal was delicious. and right around the end of the meal, you could hear the city starting to like shake as it was becoming clear the Nicks were closing in. And I mean, this is like one of the fanciest restaurants in New York. and you looked around at our table and every other table in the restaurant, everyone just had their phones out.. Just watching it. and like every time a shot went in it being like like not wanting to insult the Somalia. And then they finally won it and everyone went fucking bat shit. And then the drive home, the part walk home, part drive home was basically like the movie wararriors. Yeah. Like just every single corner, like people lighting shit on fire and attacking each other and I was like, who no this is not befitting of an older gentleman who had a nice dinner. I unfortunately had a dinner reservation last night at a Tx mech place called San Antonio Sam's. Yeah, That's just bad luck. Food was sad. Yeah. Well, it was worse than sad. They definitely congregated. Nix fans congregate around it as though it was where the enemy was. Right, right, right. Definitely a lot of mooookky cospl. peopleople throwing full trrash cans through the window Mooky cosay. I was at Wemby's piano bar. Oh Oh no. Yeah. Total coincidence, by the way, notothing to do with basketball. Yeah, but yeah, they burned it down. It's like very French stamed, right? A lot of Eith Pff stuff. A lot of EithPF stuff, but still it got Mookied. It got Mied. A lot of stuff got Mooooked last night My friend opened a boots and spurs shop that got totally mooked. out the window. a lot of places got mooookied last night Weemby, I would say I completely enamored with Weby and now he might be like, I'm actually going to be a villain. I'm actually gonna be an NBA villain. I mean, Nicks fans hate him more than anything on Earth.. because of the smush. He kind of went Hollywood Hul Hogan a little bit. I kind of agree. Like at first when Nicks fans were mad at them I'm like, oh, well, this is just New Yorkers don't like people who are good at stuff that is in the way of what they want And then I'm like, o, no he might be looving Brunson the way he did was like the first like, wait a minute. Yeah his sweet face. I both understand they're angry and also thought it was funny that he like mushed him and then giggled Yeah. I was like I'm. I don't know. The way he dropped his foot, it looked like he like purposeullly was trying to hurt Brunson a little bit. I don't know. I don't know. Way know in the comments guys. I don't know. I think everyone listening, everyvery quade we know for a fact is Deep into this Sports convo. But this is again, we've always said it's a recapping shorts and then culture at large That's right. That's always what we've said. We've always go back and listen to episode one't listen too closely. Yarm and I had a night on the town. We were a couple Broadway babies on Thursday. Mike Short and Pete Gross joined us and we went and saw Maya and Ole Mary. You've already done this Andy. It truly is. Yeah, you were not being hyperbolic any that show like she is one Like it is relentless. I actually thought it should come with a little bit of a warning because my throat was hurting so bad from the relentless laughs from the show. Y They're not gonna to pull your quote and put it on the poster dude. Yeah it's too late. Here's something the quote you could use. I laughed from start to finish and I still laughed a third as much as Yorm did Like they if you I wish I' thought I had to get a cackle track from your arm was so Delighted Yeah And in shock. Like it was so fun to be next to Yorn. I was the only one who had had a drink, but I don't think that thatah I just like spending forty two dollars on drinks probably. Yorm in the end bought it, but he did. Yororm was running a little bit later than the meet up pointint and did text ahead like, can someone get me a forty dollar margarita, which I thought somebody that's a great understanding of Broadw. That's a good move. Yeah. if you're gonna to be late, definitely ask for something. Mike Sore said something that should be a quote on the poster which is he was constantly excited about three seconds into the future. Like that's how that show made him. Is that at every point you knew that it was gonna be better and different and more exciting. So you were just constantly in a state of joyful anticipation. He was like comedy future tripping. Yeah And having seen the show a few times, it was also that thrill of knowing there's like two or three incredible set pieces that you were get to see Maya do Oh my God. Well you guys had seen it before. For me it was all brand new. I still haven't seen anything. Sound here K Sound. We got room for new. There's room for eight million and one stories, Keeve. Come out here. I'd love it. That's your New York bititch. I apologize for anybody who watches corrections and will re hear this, but it's such a good burn on bays on game four, Bay is a big Kicks fan the greatest comeback of all time. That night, Bayes's wife had got him tickets to see a giant on Broadway Which is John Lithgo playing Roll doll. He It's sort of a long play about a roll doahll and anti Semitism. and he was it was like like Bayes kind of always looks like a guy who just found out that's what he's doing on the night of a Knick game. So it very much fit his mood. But a producer on our show also went and said when they sat down and this speaks to the brilliance Bayays, Bayes said Litho Ns Oh, because Bayes also he kind of struck out with me because he sent me a txt. I rarely have to ask him what he meant. But he had a pitch for the name of the your van Oh, he goes, I think the van should be called Van McCaffrey Does that make any sense to anybody . Wait that's Bay's pch or a Litho's pitch. No know it's. Oh man, that's bad. That's a bad reflection on Bes. That's so bad. it must have been a Litho pitch. McCAaffy. Anne McCaffrey was an American writer known for the Dragon Riders of PEn science fiction series. Hell yes. now I I'm back on board. Back on board. you like that. She was the first woman to win a Hugo award for fiction and the first to win a Nebula award Dragon Riders of Pern sounds like a fake book that a Kenan character would have written in a James Anderson sketch. C couldould be the Dragon Riders of. Here's what I'll say though Seth The reason it threw me off is because Van is a name, you know? It's lookook, I think he owned that it was it did not land. Yorn, you could call it Van Hammersley That's true. You guys dagon is my heart. Here's a couple. I know you're very happy with dagon, Yn, but riders on the Yorn Yeah Iounds like a's sound. Total decal. Like a total recall, but total I mean, of total decal. Let's decall dec Total dec The boy with the Dragon van. Guess that's the girl with the dragon tattoo. Yeah That's a stinker. The best one was Dragon van Colon D Van Well, that's what I was wondering is should it be D Dash Wagon? D Wagon. The long version being the Dragon Wagon. Right. But it's pronounced draagon. So the other one was yeah, D dash wag Con, the Dragon Wagon based on D War dinosaur Wars. The Dragon Wagon also known as Dragon. Draam I mean? Yeah I Just gonna to do a quick rundown of comments that a lot of people had many people during the Stumblin episode admitted they also thought the lyric was walking in slow motion. Oh.ait I actually double checked and it is slow motion later. It's just watching. Yeah. Watching in slow motion.. Here was one on the Instagram for the Dragon Wagon It's dragonh to my vanectomy. Dragonh to my vasectomy. Yeah. Vanasectomy. I'd like to have him feel like he's not being dragged to it, but it's like an opportunity for friendship. I posted a photo of us backstage at O'Mary and someone in the comment said, I hope at intermission you took Ym to get his vasectomy There's no intermission in OMary, or else I of course I would the only reason. It's the only reason. Harpoon van. These are on the Instagram. do. Anancestors prrotect me Can we get three alvins in the Alvan? All good subheading. Puff the Dragon Wagon. Yeah. Yeah, well we had a puff one. You could add daggon to all these, Puff the Draagon wagon.. Oh, it's Selacious B Crumb is the name of the character, which is the fact that he has a middle initial, I think fancy. Selacious B crrum Like so that means in like Jedi worlds, they have middle names that they initial. Yeah, well there was already a Salacious Crum in Sag in Jedi Sag. Oh I got. I hope it's Bartholomew. It's gotta be Salacious B Crum. Tattooine, right? I believe that's a tattooine person. Any relation to our crrum? Yep. ye C couldould be Bart. They're both similar kind of scraggly weirdos. Oh this is a suggested Andy, your job of the Hut, Bib Fortuna is quitting to go work for a different hut, let's say. And will you please as Job of the Hutt in the style of Will Arnett in Hotrood, try to tell Bib to wait Mab Bib Wait. Bab Bib witib no. He can speak English. Wait, L it. Sorry, He's really good. Hutt, his last name, is that what you're saying? No, he is a hut, right? He's a hutt. Oh he might be the hut. One might go so far. I would never say that. Speaking of hut Rd, a comment Someone went to Niagara Falls, Comicon. there was somebody cosplaying as Andy from Hot Rod and I walked by him and yelled Quait Army. Unfortunately, it was met by what And then I mentioned the pod and asked if he listened and got a u no sorry. So if a guy who's cosplaying his rod isn't listening to this podcast, like what's gone wrong? There's a lot of pods out there. I went to a bar up the street last night and then a group of friends were like, Hey, our friend looks like Andy, Like look at him And then both of us looked at each other, me and the guy, and we both shrugged like, He's like twenty percent. if that. Oh this is on me. Oh also the last episode. Many people in the comments that was stumbling the name of the short you guys were talking about or the way Seth was talking. It was very hurtful because I was tripping over my words. D me comments Real quick. this is my bad like two months ago, O'Brian sent me this voice note And I feel terrible. So however badly you feel listening to it, Andy, I feel so much worse for the fact that I forgot that he sent it in two months ago. Can we listen to that voice note real quick from Michael'Brian? Here we go, baseball Hey, I can tell that sometime the next month you're going to be covering Stumblin U So I thought I'd send you a voice note, obviously. He helped on it. G this interiew. I mean, I just remembered. To be honest was probably my biggest week in my six years at SNL. He helped us a lot. He was with us the whole time and we forgot. Just because I co wrote a digital short. It was just kind of when the show went from being A job to me more like a family. Oh as cheesy as that sounds. I've got a ton of memories. a real b. Andy and I coming up with the idea while chatting with Sadeekis in our office me, Andy and Lauren pitching the idea to Paul McCartney backstage at Fallon Yeah L lot of late night writing sessions with me Cy and Solomon and Andy's office just riffing basically from Wednesday night through the show, it was just me, Andy and Solomon. We started calling ourselves the three musketeers and it was a blast. It changed things for me. I remember like twenty two hours into the twenty four hour shoot, we looked at each other and we were like I don't know if what we're making is good or bad, but I know that I'll remember this collaboration between the fs forever and ever Why'd you erase pl? O'Brien eraser. I'm sorry, dude. Has O'Brien had his party yet? No I don't know. That's a great question. Well wait, I should address it. I should address it. Yeah, address it I'm sorry, dude, I forgot. That was so fucking tired. so fucking tired. You were there. As soon as the voice note started, I was like, all right, he was there the whole time. Shit. It happened. No, the party is in two more weeks. Yeah, that wasn't good Okay, so then I won't say what I know about it. I could put it in my calendar and try to go as more of a correspondent for this podcast. I'll tell you this Kei. I'll bring a little mic. I'll take some interviews. I know some top secret des about it and it sounds like it might be worth att tenting. Okay. I mean, again, in our efforts to you know pad out this pod, I feel like getting Mike on a whole episode to talk about how well his Maverick partarty went great. I think that that's well worth like investigating, you know I'm on a boat was in what is it called? Strands? Yeah, it was the Samram. Yeah. So we must have all committed murders last week because we get Winter Soldiered. Winter Soldiered. Ham was also our, you know, number one KQate Army member John Hamm was in the crossword It was a guy who was always raining on Maverick's parade. It was a longer clue. It was like a guy who doesn't understand that sometimes you need a stick jock who's not afraid. Oh my God, But once he buzzes the toer, you begrudgingly respect. It was the longest clue I've ever seen in a crossroad And I feel like you guys I feel like you miss this in Maverick. L he goes so much faster than like anyone. Oh no, I don't think we missed it. That's right. BeCause a lot of people think it's the plane, but sometimes there's just like a guy who's like so much better like pushing that stick. Right. It's like it's not the plane. it's the pilot. It's Yeah. Yeah, it's the person in the box. But he's so much faster It's probably uses two hands. Sometimes though like at the beginning the movie, it is the plane because it's a really fast plane. It's like state of the art. It iss like It's like a mini mock plane. You gotta push it to the limit. It's got hell of mocks. Remember we talked about Tarr? like this is the moment where Tarr dies and then the rest is a dream, Keeve. Yeah. well, we talked about it with my Billy Madison through Billy Madison Tar. Some people say like he dies in the beginning of Maverick When And the rest Oh the rest is a dream. off him like reconciling with Goose's son. Right. But the only problem is every moment from the beginning of the first topop gun to the end of that movie is a dream dreams already. H his entire life's been a dream. It's not like, oh, and then all of a sudden things start working out. It's certainly a dream for me as a viewer Um Sometimes the quids are a little bit. theirir minds are a little dirty and I don't care for their word play. Right Tell me give us an example. Pves. Okay, if you want an example? Wonderful. Someone said I've taken to watching the digital shorts for each episode ahead of listening, so I have context. I realize I've been pre quumbing Hm. Well, you gotta be careful. Disgusting. Mind out of the gutter. You can still get pregnant that way. The problerom now is like we've really left this on Nick plate as to whether or not this will go in the nictionary Although is a dictionary correct? The New York Nictionary? Yeah. It's spelled with K N, right? That's correct. Thanks. Hey, Lauren, this is my last comment and then we're gonna get to I just had sex. It's actually Lauren didid anyone, Oh real quick, two part question. Did anybody in prep for this episode try to have sex with their wife this morning and follow up? didid it go as badly as it did with mine? Like just getting a headadspace, were you like, Hey I'm doing this thing. It just might be cool. We were too tired because of the next game. Absolutely not. I'm away so Support comes from Shopify. Picture this. 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Check responssees set upp required compatibility and availability varies eighteen plus n Al Lauren from Chicago said her husband and her recently visited NYC. They had downloaded the first two seasons of Digman for the plane Okay. They're fans of the pod. and they were like laughing and joking about like, oh my God, we need to watch them before we get to New York. so in case they see, in case we see you, they'll get a quot. Yeah Then they said we sat down for our last dinner in the West Village and Andy was at the table next to us. You are shitting me. What? And they were too nervous to ask for a quote, but they did Quietly quate arrmy while you're leaving. thoughtought you didn't hear And then something clicked and you doubled back and gave them a very satisfying righteous kid. You remember this, Andy? Keiv, like, not to dunk, but it's been every restaurant I've gone at anywmore. ye. It could be any number of wonderful quads that I righteous killed in the last couple of weeks. In the West Village? West Village. It was either. And obviously we'll bleep all these restaurants 'cause we're gatekeepers Oh Pase. Yeah, you're hitting all the Yeah trendy spots, but not the house where Alph's dad suck Was that in the West village thuff? In the eighties in the eighties. Yeah the eighties. It was, jeez. Now it's say to ruin the city guys Now it's a toouse add to the bleep train. Such a perfect one to one. Like A to B in Seth's brain is my favorite. The minute like I feel like now I'm going to have like Pavlov's dog every time I hear it bleep and anything. I'm gonna be like, Oh guys weere else Don We gotta figure out where the address was so we can go visit. we'll be these restaurs. Oh, yeah, and Y's phone numbers No I also thought I also thought that it's not Alf's dad. Like Yeah, yeah. ye, yeah. Al' dad's back on Milmack. Yeah. Yeah. that's you're right. That is such a smear because like Al's dad's like, dude I didn't suck get The character out. sorry, He was probably a hur becauseuse he would sound like Alf Hey. Is that how Alf says sense I didn't smoke the. That's the dad. Yeah. Don't eat the cat Yeah. smmoke the This will I think Melmac's different. and Melmac you Yeah, what do you do? You you smoke in with no aid What was? You suck. An Right Be everything's reversed though It's kind of a John Boveie kind of a plan Sorry, you're right. That's on the John Bobve. And I'm wrong too, because we had said that he was maybe Alf's dad, right? So rights possible. We've had a lot. When you get greeted on Melmac, they're like, we do things a little different around here. For our theory about that he fucked an Arardvark and then brought home Alf, then Seth is right So maybe Seth was just still on the trajectory of that version. All right, I just had sex, you guys. This is a big one. This is a big one. So this is the first one besides what was that that then became not for the album after we did it and went, Oh, well, how about that's just the short and got removed from the album So this is the first album being put on there. And is this our biggest downloaded one, not downloaded basically is our biggest Well It's definitely's interesting because I'm on a boat went double platinum in the official old school way. Yeah This went platinum It's in arguably a better song. Yes, but this went platinum, but then since then Whenever we get the metrics from like Spotifies and Apples, it's by far, by double. everyvery month it does double what Ama Boat does worldwide. Really? But because because it's streaming, it's by far the most popular song we have. Yeah. It's our biggest. So is it based on more people are fucking than boating, you think? Probably? Yeah Yeah, Sx is way more accessible than boats Yeah Despite the best efforts of legislatation. I feel like a lot of people have just had sex on any given day. right? Yeah. But how many are on boats? A fract way fewer. Once we had writer's block, we would joke around that our go to song was gonna be like, I just had sex on a boat. And I just was my d. you write comedy. Yeah. in my pain, it's like a boss Let's kimo And then we'd all commit suicide, Yes. That'd be the end of it. Quit the biz. In the multiverse where there's like, you know, an infinite number of lonely Islands, some of them did that. Yeah. well, AI would some of them did just do it. Yeah. Well Anie, do you want to talk about your process of coming up with this idea? Well, I think this one was our process. You me and New Yororm, right? We were. But think it was I think it stemmed from you This was one of the ones we've talked about in terms of where I went to bed with my pregnant wife in Encino and woke up and these guys had done a first, she is your Mcroomer. Your pregnant wife is such yourroomer. Exactly my pregnant wife. She's my Mcroomer. And then I woke up and they had done the first chorus because that's the beginning because it starts hard right on it. And the first few lines I think first I think you had most of your first verse. Yeah. So I think we've mentioned this before, maybe when we were first talking about making the Turtlenck and Chain album But we had been going for a couple of weeks and we were like, I feel like we're putting a little bit too much pressure on ourselves to come up with ideas And a few nights me and Yorm decided that we were going to be like throwback musician types and smoke weed and try and brainstorm. We a lot. And we had weed as it happened did And we did we had A couple of nights, Y correct me if I'm wrong, not that you'll remember, but where we did this and a lot of ideas came out of it, including the song idea for Turtlenck and Chain, which you had been phrase wise wanting to implement somehow and was all how we dressed in junior high And we jotted down the sentence. I just had sex because I don't even remember when or why I came up with it. But we had like a bunch of ideas on our like ideal list on a document on our desktop And then u dayay after one of those sessions, Phil Lord and Chris Miller came over and we were playing them stuff But actually, Chris Miller sent a voice note so why don't we listen to that Be because maybe he'll say it himself I can pull it up. Do You want to tell them who Chris Miller is? Yes, Chris Miller and Phil Lord are friends first and foremost, but also wonderful writer directors who have made twenty one Jump Street, the Lego movies, Cloudy with the Chim and meatball, Spyerverse, Spiderverse, Project Hill Mary. K of nuts I'm sure I'm forgetting something else. That's huge. right. They're great. The Brooklyn ninety nine pilot. Yeah, they directed the Brooklyn ninety nine pilot. And they were the producers of the Aesome Town pilot. Exactly. We've known them a long time and we love them very much. Here we go Okay, here's what I remember. And it's not very much We came to visit you guys inar McMansion. There was a bunch of amazing songs that you guys were working on and there was a yellow legal notepad That a bunch of song titles of things that you hadn't recorded yet and may or may not be doing. And I was looking through it and I saw I just had sex And I was like, that that's it. That's the one You were you are just done. I'm on a boat And it was a big hit and I was like, this is the exact same false Bggadocchcio Of I'm on a boat, but even more so And I think that Andy, you are like See I was telling you guys And then I think we left and then you guys tried it. Thank you, Chris. Congratulations on waking up. It's early over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah It sounds like it maybe you've been asleep for a few months. Cratulations. You're gonna like to see the box office Project Hle Mary did very well. Yes. My recollection was he looked at that phrase and said Whatnce I just had sex? And I was like, oh, I think just what it sounds like. And he was like, that's the one I want to hear. It's great. And then so that night we smoked marijuana, which is legal now. So. So it was even cooler at the time. Yeah, exactly. We were Reie. It wasn was itg then was it legal then It was not legal no. No, no. Well we were fucking cool. musician. had a guy. 'ause I remember like that was when Lauren would grill you guys really hard about whether or not you had smoked weed to come up with the ideas 'causeuse he was very suspicious all the time and he was to the letter of the law. Yeah, he'd be like, this one's pretty demented, guys. You sure you were in your right minds? Yeah, hold on, you guys breakfast effectors? I mean, honestly I was like a lot of people would come up to us and be like, you guys must be so high and we're like very rarely. Yeah. That's the main thing you get when you're a comedian where people go like, what were you smoking when you came up with that? And annoyingly just had sex we actually were. So it's like you actually got us. We're very cliche. Which is the weird thing is like I just had sex is a banger and it's fantastic, but it's way simpler than some of your other ideas. It might have been more weed forward I think that's partly why we were like, let's get high and like release ourselves from overthinking. let yourselves off. Yeah let's just do something because I could definitely see you guys saying like I just had sex is like maybe too too And this is this is no I don't mean this as shade tokiva. I think that it is actually saying that he's a smarter person occasionally than me and Andy some of those ideas that are really really base and I'll keep it correct me if I'm wrong because I don't know if you would have stopped. I don't know either, but I know the moment I woke up in the morning and you guys were still asleep and I was like, let's see what these gooffals got up to and I saw a new folder. clicked it and played it, I was very hyped. There was no question. I mean my mind as to whether or not it was a keeper. I remember that you being like, that that sounded good. That's a good start. Let's finish it. Yeah. I was not ye I was not confused about what I had just heard. But so yeah, we were like We had flagged that beat already, I think, because we always do that when we get sent beats where we're like, oh, that one sounds like big business. It wouldd be cool to come up with an idea for it so Did we already have a reason to think Acon would do a song or we just thought of Acon after we wrote it? I thought we did. I't I don't think we had anything. I think we had an inclination. he would and I can't remember why, Kve, but like ' the very first demo version, I think, it was me doing the temp being like, Akon Yeah, yes to that, but I'm not, I don't think we knew that he was. But there was like we taken over and all that stuff and he was. Oh, he was definitely our top, top top. And he would always sing his own name right in the beginning, the preamble of the song and we were like it would be so tight to have one of those. sameame way we were with D Payne. and we were like Shoutday and how we always wanted the DJ Collid one, but did not get that It's also really funny though to say, Aon and Lonely Irland.ike you're like what? How did these guys get paired of Also he is and this come across when we watch it. He's so joyful to wholeold. And that was how he was in real life. He itl. Every moment we were with him, he was just like, hello. like just so so happy. He wasn't thrilled about some of the colder scenes. No, the cold, his face was like frozen, but we'll get to that. Yeah. I found an old email I sent to myself with ideas for the song. Great. Okay. I haven't read them yet, so this might be a bust. Okay. There's two main ways it can go with sex. One is you do great and she's super satisfied and everyone feels great. The other is you don't do great. but let's be honest, that's pretty great too. It still ends well and feels pretty great. These are lyric, I guess. These are just areas You know that feeling that you have when you feel so great? Well, that's how I feel after I have sex. There it is. And then later, all the men feeling good step out the door and sing and then a huge shot of like thirty doors all down a block and dudes come out of each one and sing the chorus emotionally And then the song goes out to the ladies that let us climb on them and flop around. The world isn't fair. pllus you gotta have babies. Your patience and ability to endure us continues to astound. That is such an anti lyric flop around. Oh it ended up in there Ohop. Yeah. It' fucking great. This is a fun alternate universe to imagine is that you have You're working on this song. This is like on your bedside table. You go out that evening, you meet a woman, you have a passionate evening. She wakes up first and she's like, Oh, what's he been scribbling at? And then she picks that up and then it's just a slow zoom in on her face with horror movie. while she realizes she's had sex with the dumbest person with the dumbest ideas about sex. of which have any of you guys ever asked your wife to pork Because I will tell you it doesn't go. It doesn't go Yeah I could give that a go. Yeah. I know, you know what? I should try it though. I would love to I would yeah, love to loop. I know it sounds crazy, but it almost seemed like she wanted me to do it. This was all first. Hey, who am I to argue with a good thing? Good thing, I had my penis with me. thing good thing I had my penis You should have put that in. Yeah, that was a winner. That's a more complicated lyric than some of the amazing. Anyways, I thought that was interesting. I was like, oh yeah, some of the original ideas were in that email to myself. This video airs december eighteenth twenty The December slot a big a Christmas episode. Lucky number December. We've hit the Christmas now. we've done Lazy Sunday, We've done Dick in a Box, and we did I just had sex. Those are good Christmas shows. Yeah. For any young person who is a writer, like I cannot tell you the value of what Andy did there. Like anyytime you have dumb ideas that you're like, well, I won't forget these. They're too dumb. Like writing down Yeah. emailing it to yourself, having like a rolling just notes app on your phone for like the dumbest ideas Yep, especially as you get older, you fucking forget. The amount that I go to bed being like, Ohh, that's fucking good but I'm so tired. I'm not going to write it down now. and then you wake up and you're like, No, gone forever. It's like when I came up with the idea for stumbling completely without O'Brien Right. Total What you should write down, Andy is who you come up with your ideas with. I probably should. I have this weird confidence death where I believe I just did it all on my own. I feel like actually the people that collaborate with Andy should maybe make sure he writes down. should every year text me like, we did that together. Hey, happy anniversary of that thing we did together. Now without looking at the rundown and if you already have this is moot Who was the musical guest for the episode? Can you guys guess? I already looked. Jon. Em and M and Lil Wayne together. Wow. And then the audacity of that are dumb rap Andt you even call it rap? it's basically like words strung together. Yeah. But you're doing the joyous kind of u I don't know what you'd call it bounce of a TI Yeah almost. L as a North star, not that you sound like him or doing an impression, but it's got that kind of It's TI coded as Seth likes to say. That is how Seth put it. totally. This shit is very TI coded. It's weird that both of those guys didn't immediately like hound us to be like, how can we be down Yeah Should we be on a song? At Good nights, they were like, we're not worthy and they started doing the w bow to you Just before I forget, this is a reminder that I was at this Tribeckca a Film Festival dinner last week and Deniro was there and someone came up to me And like whispering in my ear like, you gonna talk to him about Mr. Bernard sl And I do wish I had just confidently went over and been like, mister Bena. I mean is it from Bena? It' party at your house. Like I do a voice note under my phone for the pod. He's like, what's what? what's. No, just do it. Just do later quiz and later You know from Total Reall. It's from tootal reccall Oh my Godd, you don't listen to the pod. Oh my god, who are you a hot Rd cospl player Anyway Good to see you mister Benard. whatever time it is today is the time we should record with Sess. So Andy, you found the shotlist if we're bump into that. Well, do we want to hear a little piece of the demo? Yeah Yeah. We always talk about how we do the shitty temp. So we actually were able to find two different demos. So Andy You found the one that we sent to AcCon where in the email, I said I had cut some of the first verse down something we must have discussed. and then we had added added the key change. The key change. Yeah. So that one is two minutes and fifty six seconds, which the song, according to Wikipedia is two hundred forty eight Then I have another version that is probably from earlier So I'm going to play that one. This is the demo From Mincino, have I just had sex Number seven Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world. You don't know how to express yourself so you just got to sing. I justa s ay had sex I have it felt great. It felt so good when I did it with my penis. A girl let me do it. It literally just happen it H se. It's really fun. It's so surprising that he said yes to it because he probably got so nervous listening to that. like how am I gonna top that? Yeah Like Wh am I toping? Yeah did the teen which I was like, Top that. I will say I can hear myself in that chorus and I don't think it help you make a nice man out the meaning ever guess where Rachas came from. I had sex. I had se those moreors there soa. was the best. When I had the sex, man my penis felt great. and now I'm as happ as a man can be. Change why. Did you see it there? Guess what I just see had sex undressed sooo is and the rest. If you saw me do it you big greener than three shres. my penis says thanks send it in a text. Hey world great new Back there had sex, not sure. She enjoyed it, but was feeling so bless. was sure nice of her to let me do that thing. Nice girl ever. A lot of differences. All weird Shs. Three shhucks is dope. You'd be greeting them Th three shucks. Fuck, that shuck has stayed in the world. That holds up. That holds up. Yeah. people should start saying that to each other. You wouldn't guess a topical thing like that would still be so real If anything more so, That dude was popping off like three shacks. Zero memory of that line. Fuck. And then Ys was different? Yep, there you go Those were very popular in pop rap at the moment. Yeah. liive your life and whatnot I don't wantan seem like she wanted me to do it. It doesnesn't really make sense, but mana screw it. I ain't one to argue with a good thing. good thing that I had my penis with me. Dn skipping. I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do it. 'ause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure. With that in mind the soft nice smelling girls better. But she let me wear my te and my turtlenck sweater It wor day to them girls and let us lop around on top of them. the should all we wna thank you all finish too fast. I think she was a racist I think the condom might have broke. I think she might have been my cousin. Good changes. So yeah, some good changes and some questionable ones maybe. Yeah really Shrek. Shrek is the one like listening back. like what do you guys think it was that you took Shrek out? I don't know. I don't know because the rest the rest are definitely better what we came to later. Yeah, good thing I had a penis with me is good, but that turned into best thirty seconds of my life, which is a big laugh. Yeah. if you like this kind of thing You know. Well also I think all those things that the song works better because we know you guys are bad at it and like its less cocky. I'm impressed that we had made a song called Turtck and Chain and then immediately referenceced it. What we had learned from our Santana DVX references in the first one that it works and we like it. Had we already made Tourt Lck and Chain though? No we might not Clearly. Yeah. I mean, we knew that we wanted to be dabbling in that area. I just don't know if we had recorded that song yet. I think we had to, we had to. because like you and I had were just stomping around saying when we save it when we talk about it. Turle Nick Chain. Okay, I'm gonna play the other one whichich is this, is another demo. Yeah,' is a different demo that Andy found. Okay. This is the one we sent to Acon Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world. You don't know how to express yourself so you just gotta sing. I justa s had sex I ha it felt great. It felt so good when I did it with my penis. A girl let me do it. It literally just happen it. Having sex can make a nice man out the meaning. N guess where I just came from. I had sex. If I had to describe the ving, it was the best. When I had the sex, man my penis felt great and I calledu my parents 's right after I was done. Hey, here's a list of places where I haves. This ped that says I bus and the rest. So the Kalo wants a ten fail, good Google place. So nice my penis says thanks in it in a t. You did my favorite reposition known as froggy Dlight. also known as missionary. You were pretty damn right? What sure, nice and he All new ones into places. All new stuff. Froggy Delight. I fite a position called Froggy Delight. Also known as missionary. You We probably rem like we couldn't do that in a video 'causeuse what would we be looking at? It gets a little bit into u Don't give a h making its own bizarre shit. E just baought it. Yeah. And then what was yours Andy? It was also pretty good. Googlelex. Google Plex and here's all the pl my bed. Oh yeah. That's it. That's it Yes, there's some comedy ideas. Yeah. Ag, if the final version had been either of these versions, absolutely nothing to be ashamed of Musically though, I will say, all the sections we changed, I think musically got like Goodway sanded down into a more pro sounding song. Totally. The final version' better. It's just nice to know that like it wasn't like it stunk. You guys It's an interesting lesson because it's not necessarily funnier, it's just musically better. But it's interesting because I agree with you, but some of those lyrics have a little bit more like there's more words in them and there's a little bit more word soundplay that's going on. but like we almost wanted these guys to be more Simplistic, I think. We're stupid. Stupid. Yeah. Three tracks though In As she even boned me to. It doesn't really make sense. but Ma S screwy. I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife that good. That' thirty seconds of my life. I'm humbled by a girl's ability to let me do. 'cause honestly I have sex with a pile of manure. With that in mind, the soft nice smelling girls better. but she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck this one's dam girls Let us lop around on top of them. If you're he the sh at all, we wna thank you all. ke looking at her watch c the whole time I think she might have been a racist my head we go Sw! So with you hadx in the last thirty minutes you qualify to sing with me. I just had s. let me put my feters inside of her. I just had say Fun, J. It's a very interesting point you make of like these guys making them a little bit dumber Especially because the song is your most popular song and it's a reminder of like sometimes like being a little bit less clever in the lyrics is probably some positive for. Also just when you're talking about this subject matter, you have to believe that they are innocence. Otherwise it gets aggressive and its the fun of it. like things like positions and things like that get a little They know too much. Almost stady U But it's a very funny they'll be like, Ohh yeah, no you guys took really good stuff out and made it better. So Akon heard that and went, I'm in. We always have that moment when we work with these great artists where they send something back and we're like, holy shit. Yes because all of a sudden it's real But never, at least for me personally, never to the degree this one was. where when he said T pain, this one in T pain. Yeah. Yeah ye, the T pain was pretty good. but he's so much more in this one even than the T pain was in that one. But the moment this started, it was like, oh my, oh my god. wait what I think just happened happened where it elevated everything? I mean, you can just we'll do a listen through, but just for a second, let me just pull it up. 'ause I want to I want to look at this treatment together for a second and see what we didn't didn't do. I just w want to hear the first chorus Support comes from Cash app For all of the parents out there with teenagers, we know you're already trying to keep a million different things under control Cash app is here to help make sure your teens' money and their spending, isn't adding to that craziness. 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Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, member FDIC Cashap Visa debit flex cards issued by Sutton Bank, member FDIC, and the Bankcorp Bank, NA pursuant to a license from Visa USA Incorporated. C terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton deebit Flex card, and Bancorp deebit Flex card Savings provided by cash app, a block incorporated brand Visit cash. app slash legal slash podcast for full disclosures. It's interesting also and it was the same thing with the T Pain demo on Bat to hear when someone is an incredible singer and an incredible songwriter as well, not just lyrically but melodically, especially the moments where whatever choice I made in the demo assuming they'd make it better anyway, but like They just choose a different note and it's the difference.. It's like the difference between it being a global sounding thing versus like people making something in a room. Yeah. There's a bunch of little choices he made that anybody who knows the song well just heard the differences of that are awesome. Yeah. Anybody w to guess how many hit our post on the Lonely Island YouTube has as it Has it hit two hundred mill? That's one guess or question. two hundred six O seventy five? O you're you know something two hundred eleven. I don't know. Do you already know? I'm not gonna guess becausecause I think I have a more clear idea of it. It's three hundred fifty five. Oh wow. ' it just keeps going. wayay off. I was gonna to say three hundred and eleven because Amber is the color of yourm's energy. Yeah. Thanks, Andy. That's actually true. Yeah I'm gonna pretend like I get it. You know whoa Hmmer is the color of your energy. Why the band three hundred eleven. Got it, got it got it. Now I get it was. obbviously cut me singing Please cut me. sounded perf. Why would cut that? Let's get ACon to sing that part. Can ACon come in and sing the three hundred eleven? just we're not doing the listen through yet, but I just want to hear the difference of what came back to us S a beautiful what happens in his work. It was right from that moment. where it was like No version No, no It was like a DJ that just goes b rewind. No, no, no, no, no. We gotta just start it over again. It's literally like, did any of you guys watch the Travis Scott documentary that came out a few years ago where like he plays the songs he's made for his friends and the second they start, they all just go crazy and they're like That was definitely the feeling we had on this one we were like, Goddamnit. Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world. You don't know how to express yourself so you just can You're hearing you're also hearing it mixed now from STEMs and. have I have a question. Yeah. Why didn't you wait tntill it was warmer. L I mean, it's immediately like the comedy of this is not that you guys have to wear earmous, but it's obviously so fucking t. We don't go on when we're ready. go ' it's eleven thirty. It's definitely not a cool music video look at me wearing earmouths. We're gonna get to this, but this is the coldest I've been in my life ever. without a doubt I believe it's because Seth I believe it's because we were strategically like Christmas. It should be the Christmas episode That's great. And this felt like probably Al strategically are like we also should do it outside where it's cold Right, rightight right. Like there's an inside version. Beyond that though, we shop on top of the met life. I Do want to say the last thing, which is when I think about ideal sex conditions. Freezing cold the coldest I've ever been. Oh no, for me it is that Let's look at this real quick. So this is a treatment for the video that Andy found. And this one is written in the format I would do. But it's really clean compared to most of them. and it's because it had to go to a not just SNL people because we did it with a outside of SNL crew But it's from twelve nine. so we were thinking about this a week earlier. Well, the label paid for this, right? Yeah, that's what I mean. So we knew this was going to music video professionals who expect a different level of. clarity than SNL people who know you're doing it overnight This is three pages, which is very ambitious. And let's just glance through and see if there's anything interesting. So the overview writes shot this on a a show week though, correct? Like not definitely E early in a show week, but yes. How early in a show week? I wantan to say we did top of the M life building on like Monday or Wednesday. Yeah. Okay So I just looked real quick. I do wanna say something. I justoogled How cold was it in New York, deecember twenty ten And I just want to read, December of twenty ten was unseasonably cold in New York. Yes. The absolute lowest recorded temperature in New York City that month was nineteen degrees on december fourteenth. I think that's literally the day we were shooting. Yeah. I remember were talking about about how it was record low and with the wind chill, it actually was negative seven and then we chs the second highest building. that you can go on the rooftop of in all of New York City. And not only that went above the rooftop, which we we'll get to that a little bit. cream. It was so dangerous. Now the good news is I believe Aons's from The northern part of Finland don't jump ahead. There were people measuring it and saying it was definitely below zero up there. Like people had things. Oh for sure. I think it was negative seven. Yeah. Okay This is the overview. We want this to look and feel like a real ACon video. It should be bright and happy and fun. Shot with Dolly and Steady as well as helicopter in Crane. We didn't we never did helicopter, That That's how bold the overview is. Helicopter and crrade is your favorite new restaurant, right Seth? That's what I thought you guys were going to call turtleneck and Chain. Helicopter and Crade. Hicopter crane, helelicopter crane. All right, so rooftop performance on a waterfront rooftop, going real you know, dick in a box, singing into the world, helelicopter shots, studeady on the roof posossibly add fireworks to the background withith CG. A version of that happened. We'll get to that. Yeah. Times Square full performance. them in the middle of Times Square singing while camera spins around them. shhots of the big screens too Central Park. It's so funny that the first thing, I just want to say, it should be bright and happy and fun first shot. Middle of the night on the coldest it's ever been. But look at how happy they are.. They're happy, but like, I gott to be honest, like when you see people happy with earmuss on, not by a fire, you're like, I don't know if they're really happy. I was keep screaming direction though. Happier. And they couldn't hear him because they were wearing fucking earmussarar literally could not move his mouth. He was like frozen in a smile. This was the first thing his rep said was that like he's from Senegal. He definitely doesn't like cold. And we're like, c c cool c c cool Well, it's the coldest day in twenty years. Not a problem All right, thenen we got a bunch of singles, Then we got the kitchen. Andy pours himself coffee, living room or hallway, Andy crosses to the bedroom where there's a girl in bed, Andy crying while having sex Girl putting a paper bag on Andy said. Girl not into the boobies in the rest line. Andy in Bed with the manure dressed as a girl in a wig and bra. This is all very clean Y arm on the street, exits house, walk down the street Old woman waters her lawn, Yorm Rapst her. I don't believe that happens. Old man reads the paper on a porch. I don't think this whole set up happened, right? It ended up in the park. We just had it happened. So then Yorm in a bedroom, bed with girl onn the phone. Having sex while wearing his turt lookingen chain, girl looking at her watch while there's have sex girl being racist. so we didn't know what that was yet U there's the fast food setup that we do. There's a steam room setup. We really did a lot of these hair nail setup. I remember for some reason doing the hair nail salon setup and Key' in that shot. Yeah and just us giggling so much and being like Right now in this moment, our lives rip. That's nice. That's Like we're making like a big ass music video. There's smoked out atmosphere all around this salon and we're in these stupid robes singing this stupid ass song and we're all together. Every now and again the moment congeals that like you're actually getting to do this stuff, you know? And we knew this song sounded good. I remember having an excitement after knowing what I'm on a boat could do of the feeling of like Oh, this is gonna fucking blow minds on Saturday night and that's an exciting place from our It's a departure from our normal like, what the fuck are we doing? Like the song was already done. so now we're just making the video to support it Yeah. And we already know that Acon's in it. Not having to think of, write and record and mix the song all like in the twenty four hours before you shoot the video is definitely more fun. Yes Exactly. Yeah shooting out a Monday is like a joy. Absolute joy rather than forty eight hour film fest every week. We call them Armageddon shots and we've done them in other projects since, which is the classic of this moment and how it affects people around the world. Yeah The electronic store with people staring at the window with the storefront, a home in China with a Chinese family watching it, an Irish pub with a bunch of Irish people watching it, Times Square with people watching it, where you're like trying to It's such a cheat code for when you don't have any money to be like, it's happening everywhere in the world on scre. Yeah, but they're all teeny little sets. Tron in Tokyo, we tried to do off a stock footage I don't remember that one. Satellites in space picking up the feed, rerouting. These are possible stock shows. Obama's acceptance speech at Chicago with the big screens. Oh that it would be playing on those screens loveove that Jack. Iid didn't end up doing that one. Well, we have that studio that wasn't ours or anything, but when we were in New York and had to do actual recording Yeah, we would go to Downtown Records, which was in Soho and they had a really nice studio that you can see in the beginning of Jack Sarrow because that's where we shot the recording studio scenes in Jack Sparrow was in the actual recording studio where we were Yes cleaned up. What was the hookup for that? What was the connection? Well so downtown Records, I think guy name was Josh something who owned it That was the record label, that was kind of this new little cool one that had signed as some of the earliest acts Narlles Barcley and electric guest. that's what it was. Yeah Y brother. Yeah. Yeah. And so we got to know them. and then when we needed a New York studio space, He gave us a good rate to I think you, you know, likeked to have that's why we met Sanda because she was doing her album next door in the other studio. there were two studios. Yeah. And so we ended up going there. like we brought Niki Minaj there. That's where Kendra Klamar recorded his stuff with us. But then that's also where we mixed the albums when we needed in a New York space. notot the first album because that was Brian S Burger and E's house. But the second album, we definitely turn like and chain, we got to actually mix in a real room. Yeah. But there was something that so Akon, he sent the entire thing and we decided we needed one word of one thing changed to like have more separation And I don't remember what it was, but it meant that we got to hang out with them in the studio like the day before we did the video and try to pick up some stuff. Yep. And then leading up to shooting the video, we must have had to reach out to Blake and Jessica, right? Correct. Probably through SNL I think maybe through that Cental talent department and maybe through IDPR, which was Molly and Caree our PR people maybe. And was this before after Blake Lively had hosted and done potato chip all that stuff. was after. So I think probably that was that made that a much easier call. It wasn't after potato shit, but we did the not a great short with them. Like we did Was she in the one with the James Franco one that we buzzed by? Yeah she wasn't the host My tiny little ghostwiener. Did she yeah, did she come as just as a favor? Yes. but that's Like that what happened before, not potato chip was after. No, no, no. Potato chip was a year earlier. Was it? Yeah, Potato chip was zero nine whence she hosted. Well know. I just want to point out that Norm just said the Murray Hill one was my tiny little ghost wiener. I don't know why the word ghost got put in there, but it made me immediately like it more. Yeah. I know. You know what?'s in mind, it's's been better they go to and it's an improvement The I do believe and Yn, you can correct me if I'm wrong that when we met her Specifically to you, though, I think, she was talking about that her and her brothers and sisters or siblings, I don't know that she has brothers and sisters. brother That they really likeked just two guys. Is that correct? Yes, I believe it's her brother that was And as we've said on this pod, the short way to get into our hearts is to tell us that you I mean, Andy married the first lady called him Steve the Kunt. And that's the quickest way to have us love you is that. And I think she had said that and that's why we knew. And I think I still have her brother's info. Call him right now. In my phem on speaker. P him on speaker. So Yorm, I think with Blake Livey, you just direct texted either her or her brother being like, Hey we're shooting a short. wouldould you come over and do it? Yes that That's right. It was It was not through any reps. It was because of that See, this is why you got to train numbers with everybody. guys That's why you do three thousand contacts She came to us off the set of gossip girl. So she was even already in hair and makeup. I remember that. Oh wow. And just came straight to us and was so cool about. It was a delight. It was a delight. It was super fun. Understood exactly why everything was funny and did it. And Alba as well, obviously obvious. Yeah, Alba, though, we had neverone ever met, it was just a shot in the dark, I think of like we who would be amazing? And we just maybe we got a list of people that were at least in New York City. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe. And I remember Alba being like juicice that she was like, wait, I'm not with Andy. This is even better. I want to be with the guy who's the writer on the show Yeaho, a banger's a banger Yorm She was a super game. And she was a joy and obviously you can just see from her performance that she did it awesome But also it was crazy that we got both of them in this and nobody SNL even knows. And then we just bust out a video on Saturday night and all of a sudden has these guests and All this stuff. It was rad. It also just speaks to how much attention the shorts were getting in that moment that not only would they want to do it, but that everyone around them would be like, yeah, you should. R, right Ps prettyty cool. It was a Christmas gift to all of us, you guys. Oh thanks for putting it exactly that way, Seth. Yeah. And also the fact that none of us had to go outside to watch it I'm trying to remember what Brian Tucker said, but he came into the edit the way people always did, the way we talk about because we were just in that hallway. and he watched maybe the first thirty seconds that I when we were editing it, but we were only thirty seconds. Jor maybe you were there. but for some reason it sticks out to me because we hadn't done something like this all year. When he saw it, there was some really nice way he kind of basically said, there they are Oh shit. Like as if it was reoccurring characters that hadn't appeared in a while and here they were again. I't think I was there for that particular moment. I like Tucker's sort of re recocurring role on this podcast as being the arbiter of when you guys have hit your peak. It's very true, like I would feel the same way when Tucker paid me a compliment on something I did. He never gave them away cheaply. Yeah when he gave them away, they were they were enthusiastic. It was the exact thing we were hoping people would say of like. Oh I like compliment a deeply cynical person is more meaningful. Yeah. And afterwards, I remember this was the one where Lauren between dress and interirstate. Give me some of that week. Yeah. Yeah. What that shit you be smoking? Give it to all the briders. It must be that pooonic crownic. Yo puffin cow. Y'all must That's that cush. Give it the cush c. M it around. Don't huog it. Why y'all B garden up in that weird hallway. Give it to the oers. Y'all blowing bombud. This popcorn tastes like cooking shit It's too chewy. . I want her get blunted my brother. You don't think I have five on it? Remember how he would never he wouldn't stop saying right when he stoned. He'd be like, Rry,,. By the way, our Ln impression just dipped off hard. I feel like it was better last week. It was more wine. Yeah, yeah It's good, but it doesn't work with the wheat. wanted to get the good. The colate department keeps giving me the b. It all season stick. and you smoken all got here stick. I know I wanted the sneaky Iicky. Yeah That' the California boys The Californians actually came from because he kept being like, Bring me the Californians. And he me up Oh my God. I cook green rip Okay All right, so Quait Army, we are going to make this a two partarter. It is we've established the biggest short of all time and we have had a lovely preamble to it. So before we get to the end of this episode Jack Black, take it away Heven B Cing. I quibbied clean. Yeah. Congratulations. And gotcha. Not only did I qu be clean. Huge. I quibbied clean Six days in a row. Is that right, Seth? Wow. Yeah. I have had one hint in the last eight days or something. It's unbelievable. I'm on an absolute fucking tear, Yorm. And you love it. This looks for me to hear because I stopped it nice When Yorm gets nice, should we hear Borat go? Nice. Yes, please put. Okay, Yorm, you want to hit us with Yn would you get? I got nice today. W is it very nice? When we have Samazary Sion, which is gonna happen. Yeah I would love Maybe for April Foolsday that when you get the first one, you hit high Yorm is the level. No. It just says H Ym. And that's when you get one the first one. I see. Andy, somebody wrote this as like a challenge to you, but I feel like you kind of already do it. Can I just read it real quick? Yes, please. I have a challenge for Andy, achieve the level of Qeen B by getting all the pangrrams first. I feel like you do that. Every day. Yeah. Not every pangrram first. I always start if I don't get app panram first, I don't even start. Right. Okay. And then no hands, which you already do. And then they said, here's the kicker. No shuffle. but I feel like you don't need the shuffle. No, I always end up using shuffle by the end Got it. interesteresting. You have to use shuffle. That's just a crazy chck. I don't Okay. All right, I need to useuffle. justust to like shake shuffuff. Yeah, exactly. It just reveals things to you that are so obvious, but because of the order of the letters, you get into like a repetitive rut about how to make. I feel like Yor and I don't do that, and that's probably why we haven't been quivying with this. Well by all means start using shuffle. Let's see what you got Okay I didn't even know Shuffle existed. Okay. well, then you're really bad at the game. By the way, Ym, I said to Andy the other day because again, I feel like I'm very good at this. I'm just not a savant like Andy. I got genius clean, no hints And I told Annie that and he just reote back, you a Yorm uck That's the good. Just like I'm so proud of myself. He's like, you're still just a Ym bro. You a Y. Yeah. I don't mind that, I don't mind that, dude, but I buy fucking K trucks and fucking soup amounts, so you know my I h the four foot binger and now I can't stop. Hey, I know the next one, but stop shaking my f. I feel I'll twitch whoa Wha Wha. I kids in here. I'm happy for you guys. Stop shaking it. Why, let them see your face. Let them see your face. They won't h a cage. I was your face up against the tinted glass. Why you show them your face? You guys, I gotta go man. All right Ne week, partart two two. loveo you guys. loveove you guys. love you Later Arnold Later quates. Later Ghost face. Later Later Jack. Later Qads? Later Jack doing, Arnold. Later Qads. Later, O'Brien. Oh, so you do remember my name