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Study and play. Come together on a Windows eleven PC. And for a limited time, college students get the best of both worlds. Get the unreal college deal, everything you need to study and play with select Windows eleven PCs. Eligible students get a year of Microsoft three hundred sixty five premium and a year of Xbox GamePass ultimate with a custom color Xbox wireless controller Learn more at windows d. com slash student offffer. Law Supplies last ends june thirtieth terms at aka. mS slash collllege PC Glad to hear your voice is still not good, Ym. Is it bad? Yeah. You sound like you've been shredded to shit. Shredded to shit is the official medical term, I think. Well, I I've been screaming a lot because of how excited I was to get this little miniature van. I do want to talk about the van, but I am also a little concerned you don't know what your voice sounds like For example, I know that I'm still congested. I can tell it's not top peak. You kind of cheated though because I just blew my nose and now you're looking for it. You know? I did not see that nose blow though. But did you guys listen to last week's pod? I felt like I've actually sounded the worst and I think I still have it where I'm like not breathing through my nose. I don't know, me and Seth were texting that we beat off to your voice No problem last week Yeah,' your And we would know. But as much no problem as the previous weeks? Yeah Totally the same. because we time it's hard to know if that's about our fatigue or your performance, you know what I mean? Got it. tim so hook CM A C and B. We're so hooked on timing. stats based on the New York Times that we do it for everything now. Right. Okay. Well, I guess way in, I guess way in in the tittus about it. You know what they say,. We in in the titus a in in the. And take it away, I don't know. That's the episode. in thees. You guys are all East Coast and you all seem like you're way like awake, jobbed. Yeah, goodood to go. I'm like solo parent here. Oh man. ten o seven AM. I was moving rocks a second ago, Giant heavy rocks, which is great because I also have a hernia. Yeah, that makes sense for your body. It sounds like you were swallowing them Yeah Well, he does that to incentivize himself. It's like, move one, eat one, move one, eat one. But don't, don't move heavy things. One for them, one for me. For the rest of your life, maybe. Yeah. We're not gonna be able to feel sad when you perish. If you treat yourself this way. Do wna see my hernia belt? Do my hernia belt? It's great. It's he Stop doing stuff We had to cut it out. A actuallyually, Yororm literally dropped so many names last week. We did cut out the section, but I just would like to say I made an observation that his hat looked like he had dropped a name on it and I just want to say it this week so we can put the photo in the show notes. No except. different hat, but it's a similar shape. Yororm sent us a last week hat that we can put in the show notes because it was a great Zinger that we lost because we did decide that Yorm Too many names. But Seth, what did you call the hat though? is that's part of it What did I anvil hat? What did I can't remember? Oh Peni. called it a Panini hat. Oh, did I called Peni. I called it that. It had been pressed. I think it was Andy. Pini hat kid Look. You're gonna kill yourself. Everyone's like, he's the best character on the pod. But what they don't see is behind the scenes us being like, wow, he's killing your himself on know the fastest stars The fastest starsars Bide brightest, the shine brightest? The fastest stars brine brightest. Yes, exactly. The saltiest pickle, saltest pickles get Yeah, the saltiest pickles getting the fastest. brine brightest. They brine brightest. Theyine The saltiest pickles brine bright This slogan brought to you by Hernia Harness. Brian Bright. So did I can't remember, did Rihanna do Brian Bright like a diamond for blassic? Brian Bright like a pickl Yeah, it's really that's not how Sia intended it. No She was preed pretty bad. But you can imagine them in the studio and her just being like, yo, I got it Like a pickle and like Yeah ye. You know, go back, go back. I don't know about that. And then do you think to celebrate? she asked John Hamm if you wanted toot it Maybe I've tuted it too much. Brian Brecker Oh ye. He again. Hey, somebody you said that a good title for last week's episode was the bullshit list. Like the blacklist? Well just that ultimately the entire episode was just a list of bullshit and we'ret talk about it short. All right. But did they like? they didn was I would say it was split. Yeah. But I think the people who liked it are the one they're the real ones. real. I have preamble bullshit list, but oh, this is around the time where the theme would drop in You know, but I feel like I have it. takeake it away, Greg. Yeah, but I want to just say, I feel like everybody's going to hear it and they're going to think it's AI. And so I wanted to preamble to say it's not. Okay. Yeah, because we don't fuck with that. Wa can we hear it? No? This is yeah, let's hear it and then talk about it G Doula Allry just four guys, having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. just four guys, having a good time. S E Kf any Ym Jesus. Oh my God, He meets his own podcast. Yeah, he should probably come on ours just to talk. I mean, Greg Chun should come on this podcast as Arnold. And we should just interview him. So we all listen to that on our text chain. and there's another one too that I think was the one that Andy was it the other one that you really thought might be AI, Andy was I couldn't believe that it was him Why don't I just play the other one? Becauseuse then I also have one more thing I didn't listen to these because I was moving rocks, eating Yeah. Do you mean you're selling? I believe that, obviously. I wish he could lift. Traditionally when people are moving rocks. Well, you don't know how big these rocks are, Seth ross the room downown my drink where the rhythms boom, takeake your hand and skip the les. They need here for the sillite games. They go way through the smoking crowd, the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud moving close as the lasers fly. A bies touch and the angels cry. Leave this place go back to yours. A lips first touch out doors The whole night what we've got in store, whisper in my ear that you want a more night This really will never ha a you could take my gird. I wouldt apologize it's just absurd. Mainly your fault for the way that you dance and now it Don't tell your friends I I se you a sl. Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt. I'm very sensitive seven seconds plus. now I'll go home and change I mean, wow. Re good. Did he remake the beat also? No, that was just like he found a karaoke track on I'm notress. That one you feel like his AI because you don't believe he'd even just do it for that long that well. Yeah. Consistency in the length led you do believe it was computer generated. The way he abbssurd is almost a perfect Arnold pronunciation abbsurd.. It lets you know. it's a top level Arnold impression.. Abs. Good morning . It's Greg here. I wanted to thank you for All of your support when it comes to the theme songs, your nice comments because I work very hard trying to make them good. Don't listen to people like Andy who think that this is AI and not my voice. It is. This is me. Andy, stop it Really we ask we can post that. Can we post that, please? That' Yeah Yeah. I asked him for a ten second one to prove it. God, it's really. G Chun. Hey,, how are you feeling about and I guess this is for all of you Her name The winner the winner of the Cannne Festival Lasiniff Best short award Anybody have any takes? Everybody spinning out I'm of course talking about how Lucas Asche's laser cat won Y Chiden Festivalss last inF bestest Sort Award. Yeah. What the fuck. now I'm mad. I mean, obviously this was not something I was aware of. Quid Ary, let me know. and they're just wondering if you guys are spinning out. I I am now Yeah. Thanks for letting us spin. Yeah, what the fuck Lucas? Can we see it? Yeah. I mean, obviously it's probably not out. That depends on seeing it, I think, before we spin out. I to tell you that little bit. It's a one night journey about a teenager who's bored at home His mother just left for a date and he's fourteen Also, this is a planet where all the cats shoot lasers. No. Also, there's been a nuclear war.. Not even we believe that. Don't try to make jokes s. You guys I'll say you guys were on that right away. You guys were on that two year credit. You were on it right away Okay, this is directed by an NYU student. Is it Lucascial Al mater?'s what it says, twenty two minutees psychological thriller, won first prize Wow. NYU student, Lucas Aer. I think we gotta watch. So Lucas. We'll be expecting our slice of the Pom Doer cake. Yeah. Do you think it more has to do with like how cats famously like laser pointers? It's possible. You know, Seth, it's interesting you bring up Kon because I was really happy for for the Pomdor winner Fured which of course, is the prequel to Fjord versus Fiari. Oh my Godd, I'm so happy Really good. Yes. Thankord Thank Fijord Vers' Fiarari. And spoiler guys, Ferrari wins guys. So this is about Fijord before he meets Fiari Before he goes, vierses him. Verses lot of detail Yeah Andy, how is how is your movie going Good. Yeah. someomebody obviously we you know who it is. somebody somebody snuck me a little onset pick of you And it looks like a real ass movie. Who was it? You know, I work with him. Oh, that person. Yeahah, he can't named I don't know Kanny. That's threeoldes, That's. Goldemort. I God, you're so Yeah. Voldemort. Voldemort did punch. I just I live out loud. The thing that everyone says about me is I live out loud. Really? 'causeuse the thing I always get emails from you is like, donon't tell people where I am. That's right Take out every geographical reference point. I got to visit Andy for a quick quick one for about an hour or something like that. And it was really fun, Andy, I want to come back. It was a joy to see you. Well, thanks. Likewise. Oh apppparently it's not recirograted. Jesus fucking Christ. Well, I'm pretty locked in, you know? Yeah. Yeah you seemed locked in. It was very nice seeing you for lunch. I'll tell you that. Were you guys shooting outdoors or indoors? Like what are we talking about? I keep it both. There's exteriors and interiors in the Whoa, so this one's got it all. Yeah, thank you for this is good there guys, there's interiors and exteriors. You we gotta buy a ticket for this. Yeah. And dialogue and lighting And this drops on T be in when is that? Dropsrops on T be twenty sev, three thousand twenty one. Okay. Set your calendars guys, T be. interiors, exteriors, Everything's during the day or No we got nights and daytime. Whoa. Wh. Also no spoilers, but we tried to get one sort of at dawn and then another one at dusk. What kind of weather always clear or Well, that is in the hands of the weather gods. And this is Sam Mendes is directing it and it's called Fierari, right? because he's doing yep. He's doing a fijord and then a Fijord It's like the Beatles biopics. Yeah, yeah. he's doing this after his Beatles. Yeah. Each character from Fordord getting is getting their own. Yeah, but The Vors's movie is the one I'm really pretty psyched for. Oh yeah, everybody's excited about Viers'. Oh, this was tell me, do you think this is shade or praise? Let's play a new game. Shade or praise, ready? I loveve it Always a good time in an audio only podcast when the host spend several minutes visually comparing different word games with each other. ye when you werere holding it up. I think that's praise. H praise. I think it's appropriate shade. Yeah, the shade. Appropriate. Yeah, I think that'. Somebody asked, can we add Yorm the Mini to the dictionary? And that's when you take over two minutes to complete the New York Times Menu That would make sense. Oh, I really byy the way, you guys, I'm consistently, I'm consistently at like one hundred fifty now. So whoever said that, they're fucking wrong. Okay, great. What did you get today or what'd you get on the menu today? one hundred fifty four. Okay. twenty six. I got twenty six seconds. But here's the thing, I want to say something about my super slowness I'm bad at it. R but two, there's a certain language and way to do crossword puzzles that I don't know. I literally had to look at it up recently' be like, what is the quote? There's like a little cheat code of like hints of like the way you have to think to do a crossword puzzle. And I've never done them before, so I didn't know You're learning the language. How a question mark means they're being cheeky. Yes exactly I did not know that. They're so cheeky over there. You're rocks. You're a rocks and ladders guy. You've never been about word play. Exactly. I' salted the eararth. You guys don't know this because I'm flyper country. You guys don't work with your hands. I'm in real car heart. You guys are wor in progress. That's right. That's the main difference Nice. Nice That's legit. I'm just gonna run, like guys, we're like week. I think it's almost been a month of teasing mister Bernards So I'm just going to tear through the rest of the bullshit list. Everybody okay with that? Yeah, ye. Keev. someomebody said Robinhood, Prince Thieves, greatreat score, right, Keeeve? Oh, the music. Yeah. Yeah, the music was very good, but I don't It wasn't the thing I took away from it, but I'm sure if I went threw on that soundtrack, I'd agree Were there strings You know I'm guessing, yeah And in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, were there exteriors and interiors? Yeah, they had both of them. Mostly exteriors though. Okay, what kind of dialogue was there? Mostly in English, a little bit of probably some other languages when they're in the beginning in the crrusades, when they're in Jerusalem in the prison. Right. And was the sheriff of Nottingham in it? Yeah, bigig time 'ry. let's keep blowing through it. Let's keep blowing through it.? No, no, I think this list should go slow. Yeah. Hey,, you sent in a voice note, Andy. Oh, did I? Multiple. End of the episode last week. It was actually two voice notes in a row. Oh that's right. ye. And somebody wrote in out of breath jogger does spepelling be on the streets in New Yk It was out there very much what it sounded like Well, I was also like surrounded by crew and stuff and I was like, I want to do this. obbviously. I gott to claim My quiby victory, but I' also don't want to be like humiliated, you know? Andy, when you're shooting exterisors on the streets of New York, do you immediately start yelling We outside, we outside, we outside Generally not during takes, but otherwise, yeah. Okay. And when you do interiors on the streets of New York, are those like little prefab houses you build and just put on the sidewalk? For sure. Yeah. And some of them are open plan and others aren't. Right. And when you do interiors, do you shout out? We're inside? we're inside, we're inside Now But no In regards to a Kight's Tale, the reason Jeffrey Chaucer is a character is because the whole movie is loosely based on a short story called The Kight's Tale, which was in the Canterbury Tes. So basically Chaucer throughout the movie is just gathering material for another book. Regarding other historical characters in a Kight'sale Allen Tudk's character Watt is thought by some to be young Watt Tyler who would go on to lead a peasants revolt during the reign of Richard II. And he asked me what his name is What's his name? What? U ye, what's his name? That's his name. Wh? Who is it? Yeah. Who is? Who is the jouster The joustter's name is what? No. Alx is not a jazstard. He's one of his helpers And you're supposed to go no, that's that's I had it. I think we should have written it out. Anyway. famamously that, you know, Aben Costellos who's on first was improvised top to bottom And it was one it was a one take and they had only done it that was. When it ended, they were like, T me you were filming Tell me you were filming. And they were like, I I got it. and they printed it and they watched it back and they were like, dud what the fuck dude! We're in this It's air. locked in, dude. It was so crazy. I just like was I went blank. It was ino state brother it was Costello just genuinely super dumb No, I think they were like just they picked up this it was the thread of a bit. It was a bit. Oh I thought he was genuinely No, it wasn't just real life. No dude they likeil. Yeah, they were just they were low state. Oh, you can't film improv that day you could. They were like it just came straight through from from the heavens above straight through them. They were channeling. Yeah The fact Andy, that you've promised a gulp and haven't given one yet. Yeah. we don't know know about. Come on. Yeah Yeah. I feel like Andy would tell us. somebody said we got ourselves a real Chekov's gulp situation. That's good. Who does? Can't wait for that baby to pop off. That was very nice. This one's a little unfair. We're each week to see when that thing goes off, you know Zero propositions. I've got a few really nice Qate armies, though out in these states.'s nice It's nice being in the streets and got aherman Oak. lot ofu armyes. a Shermstick.. Yep, that's what that is. Somebody wrote this episode made me want to step on a theater rake and knock myself out I guess you could kind of roll down it into the audience. High praise Support comes from Willie's Remedy. Are you tired of waking up hungover and worrying about what happened last night? Tell me about it. Now you can have fun to relax without any of the regrets with Willie's THC infused social tonic. Okay, I'll admit this is a Cuba. 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But when you use your deep sultry lower register, it can sometimes veer slightly into Ghost face from the screen movies. Not sure if Gince wants it to sound like their spokesperson is standing outide wind with a knife ready toounce Akiva Yours are perfect. No nos. Whoa.. I thought it was for sure gonna be like yours sounds like ghost face for Mu Tang. Right. I was psyched that that was going be my criticism, but no. I think that's more keve though. And then Andy, yours just is not available. Correct. Andy, do your best ghost face from not Killer, but the one from Scream? How does he talk I don't really know the scream films. It's through a voice modulating bx becausecause it's really just I know you're in the house or whatever Yeah, that was pretty good actually. Do you want to play a game, Siddney? Do you want to play a game? That wasn't quite it either It's stupid. I think what we've learned is that franchise is stupid because we can't do the voice. Do you think Mat can do it? Let's get a voice note of Matt doing the screen voice for. Yeah, He did direct a few, right? Yeah. Yeahah, he directed five of. I mean, mightone ask Greg Chun first, I' got to be honest. Yeah. Greg Chun can definitely do. by TBge. he'll probably crush. Yeah. Let's chun it up. All right, so I'll ask both of them. Let's chun the waters on that one Yeah that that works. Keve, you had a note on a word in the dictionary you thought should be spelled different. Oh, it was about but Jason. Yeah. that's correct. You had a note. The what would you call the person who runs our dictionary? Nick is his name, but what would you call? he's our He's our Chucer.'s our Chucer. Alma Nick. Scribe. We're hearing Jeff wants to go with sccriribe. So Nick our our dictionary scribe. had this to say Whoa, canan't believe I got my dictionary spelling corrected by a guy who was eighty six from a restaurant in Hollywood. Fair? He said he feels like a gaping snorf, but then he was very happy. You guys didn't like Almanet. Do you think he Alminet? Oh, shit. I missed Almanet. I take it away Nick ' he's Nick and then dude. Alma That's great Yeah, no, we get it. Alma is who though. Yeah, Who's the alma in this situation? It' very popular name. It is an almanic. Yes. You would say's an alm. He's not an alm. So theict the Quid dictionary is just the almanic now and he's an almanicter I also got somebody who's been to multiple upfronts said there was a period of time. There was like a four year period of time where Pitpple performed at multiple upfronts. And it was really it was really noted by those who covered it in the trades, including an up to the fact that Pipppple performed at the Nickelodeon upfrontsll and had the same dancers who were like a little in slightly less revealing outfits, but still wildlyappropriate for Nickelodeon. do children come to the Nickelode upfonts todayvertise it was not as though Pppple was being inaropriate. It was just like very funny that they knew like, hey, this is for Nickelode Let's make them a little bit less revealing, but also, you know It's still Pipples's backup Any of you guys see Yogab Bagab alve ever? I saw them at King's Theater? I Yeah. And did you see it with Bizmarquee when he performed with him? Yeah. becauseause it felt like you were like, he's just there for the bag. I've never seen anybody anybody wantna leave stage so quickly Shout out to Bismarkkey though. Yeah. R some peace.ay May your memory of him be that he did Yogaab aver for money And let that be the official stance of all four of us. Yeah. Oh Al also Wig, I'm glad you shouted out Wig andham's voice notes that you were not on for Andy, but then heard. Wigs was so delightful, but then somebody to write in. Wig just went, Don't makeake M voice notes U All right, that's the end of the bullshit list. Oh also what was the movie Out of the past? Was that the one you recommended K? Yeah and Bad Day of Black Rock was the other one? Oh I watched Out of the past, I watched, it's fantastic. and Bad dayay of Black Rock so good. Why did you watch it, Seth? Because I saw just like on social media, somebody wrote Paul Thomas Anderson and said they learned he learned more from this audio track. And then the audio track was the director just talking about the opening shot. I watched like three minutes of like the Blue Ray audio The director's commentary, you mean? Yes, that's what I mean. sor. Wait, so you had already seen that one. Now Yorm has joined just to go slow here. Yorm and you liked it, right? It I loved it. I was telling you that it felt like it was like the reason why a screenplay has the word play in it it really was like felt like you were sitting with just excellent writing in an old style Everything comes back. and also like we were talking about how just the length of it is fucking perfect. It's so entertaining. And then Seth, you watched out of the past, Any quick takeaways? It's unbelievable. It's so fun when you realize that people like Robert Mitcham and Kirk Douglas used to be like young, handsome dudes. Andy's not enjoying this. Also, Roger Ebert, I read an old review where he's like, this might be the greatest smoking movie of all time Well, guess what, guys? I have a movie to recommend also, it was on cable last night and it's called Top Gun Maverick. So each shit. That movie is amazing when you talk about not why plays in screenplay. I think like most of the scenes in that movie are like, is he gonna go faster? You want to know something crazy though Seth? And it's probably not just because like I feel so lonely and like miss my family and I'm too tired. I cried at the end And I'm sure I would have as well. Yeah. Be what happens at the end? spoilers I mean anybody know because Maverick tells Goose's son, thanks for saving my life. And says, this is what my dad would' have done And I was like God it. Goddamn it. Roooster you piece of shit. Well no spoilers too, but there's a bunch of exteriors in that movie. Oh my God, more than you could handle. trruly. Not just exteriors, like aerials. like up in the air, up in the sky. Yeah. There's just a digital display that keeps going like nine point one No one's ever done that before. Yeah That was big nine point two and they're like, whoa, That's the pressure against their bodies in the cockpit, really. Sure, sure, sure. It's not can the plane hold together? I mean, sure I te and then it gets all shaky anduff. The recommended Kiva. we're not talk about the plane It's about it's about the pilot in the box I was in an airplane and I watched a pretty impeachably great airplane movie, which is gone Baby Gone. Oh. What does impeachably great mean? Like you get impeached? It's just like a perfectly good plane movie. Like you've seen it, you like it and it holds up and it's kind of like has twists you don't remember because they're you should be impeached for saying that? I believe it's unimpeachably Yeah, you're right. fucking c I think that's where Ym's confusion is coming in, but he. But I'm not a crossword guy, so we're certainly not a mini guy, even though you do it every day. Well, I'm becoming a minig guy You've always been a little bit of a mini guy. I knew it was coming but I still f. little guy. I do like to scooook you right up. thirty one minutes in still haven't talked about the sh. Just a reminder this is not the bullshit episode ' it's different. Seth Out of the Past has a little bit of almost naked gun style dialogue when him and her like sitting by the lake, right? And she some part of it, it's like, I bet you say that to all the places, but I can't remember like the lead in. Do you know what I mean? One that I thought was great and you realized this is the language that inspired like the Naked Gun parody is the guy in the earies finds when he when he tracks down Robert Mitcham He sees his sign on a gas station because it's his name on the gas station. He says that lady at the diner Yeah, I was driving by and I saw his name on the gas station side and she goes, eh, it's a small world. Anden he goes, Well it's a big sign Oh my God. ye, it's full of that stuff. I'm going to let her say hi real quick Hello Hello Hi Wa, wa. Yep, That's right. Who is it that sorry, daddies are good and mommies are bad A good daddy is all bad. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. That's true. Everyone on this podcast is a daddy. Everyone you're looking at is a daddy. all daddies's bad Yes Okay, you have to go now? A me no, no, no. That's good of nice. Hey, J just so we can just could we so we can steal it for later. canan you say Bombas are the best socks I've ever worn? Bombers are the best shcks I w. Quince has changed my life. Quince has changed my life. You guys wantna feed her another one I love staying at Airbnbs B, blah by P that thating at the end of the Airbnb read. Yeah, that's great. soir It's so weird that when kids say that daddies are the worst that all of us secretly are like, yeah. Yeah. What are you gonna do? I'm like, yeah, I can't argue. Fax is facts. All right, I again, I'm not trying to stall here, but I have some voice messages. Oh, great. All right, this is either from Greg Chen or Matt, We'll know it right away, right Hello Do you like scary movies That was Greg Chen trying to give us fun. Oh, that was That's pretty I think that's pretty accurate. As soon as he started doing it I was like, Ohh's that is what that's. If it was gonna to be Matt, I would' have been blown away because. Here's Matt but Matt's heard it a lot more. Let's see. Like more than almost anybody. N not as good voice actor though. Hello, Akiba This is not what Ghost face sounds like, but this is me doing a bad impression. of Roger L. Jackson Is this helpful? He did offer like, do you need me to text? Roger L. Jackson. What we do? Like he offered he offered to get the real screen voice. Yeah ye. What what do we need him to say though? Just later Qids? The later Quaads, I think. Oh yeah, we could we could tag it on to the end.ater Later Qads. Later Ghost face. Later Qads. You know what I mean? Yes, please. Guys, we' put it on for long enough. I on purpose did not rewatch it because I wanted to rewatch it with you guys is Robert De Niro, It his party at Mr. Bernards. Do you have anything you want to say about it before we watch it Yeah, plenty go for it Okay, I'm loading it up. Ke you directed it? Yeah, We wrote it together with Bill is my recollection. That sounds right. Y you there or no. I was probably in Africa when this happened. Right with Chaelle And then ye. I remember being like so excited about it, thinking it was really fun and loving the look of it and then being so happy walking ono the set and having it really look like weekend to Bernieies U, and also us Being aware that it was crazy how much we were wasting legendary actor Robert De Niro in it and that being partly why it was funny to us of like so we have Robert D Niro and we're literally gonna have him playing a corpse. Yeah. But he knowing Robert D Niro, he probably liked it. He found it very funny. Yes. Yeah. And he understood that that partly was why it was funny to use him that way He was just always referred to as the greatest living actor. Yeah. just number one. Yeah. So there was something. And even Lauren, I remember fake sarcastically kind of, I forget his exact words, but commenting on exactly that factic. Did you guys say that on set? likeike, let's fly in the greatest living actor? Yeah yeah ye. Pretty much. Lauren being like really great use of Bob, something like that. When you're watching it just remember that alsoso when like he's having to like fall in new cast members laps and stuff and like flop all over them. like every cast member was like showing up like, oh my god, I'm about to act against Robert Deaniro and then he's just a corpse. Yes. This was my idea And it goes in a category that I think we've done a few times, which is like a movie premise or a famous story premise where if it really happened, what would it like the joke is just what it would really happen, basically. But yeah, to me, I have very, very fond memories of this one and remember feeling proud of it even though I knew it wouldn't be like quote unquote biggy. And Weknd at Bernie's was kind of well worn comedy territory. Like it is a comedy, it's comedy to begin with. and then it also was such an outlandous premise for movie I feel like been lot of mimicking of it or parodies of it. And so but I have never seen this one. And so it was just kind of like, oh, we can do kind of in our minds the definitive Yes. And I will also say before we get into it and then we should The funniest stuff about it to me and the most fun when we were writing was the little details about like these like babe hound characters and how that was such an eighties comedy staple Do that tone was even funnier to me, maybe than the actual turn of the Yeah by far, my favorite parts of this having not rewatched it is the first minute before the actual joke happens. But so much so that I won't get into the premise of it, but for years I kept trying to write screenplays for Andy and Bill to be these characters in a completely different scenario We, We did. We. I seem to remember me being alone though and you at Brooklyn nine nine and me and us talking all the time, but me being But maybe you were writing with me Check the tapes. I got documents in my laptop. Okay, I mean, we didn't do it. So No we didn't do it. Backking a failure. We wrote a lot. Wait You guys was part of this motivated by whoopy Boyys love in terms of, you know, bathe hounds? I wouldn't say motivated, but certainly that is in the same. It's the Joh for sure. It's a reminder. Y.. You're saying it's whoopy coated It's will be coated. I wanted to make a movie set in the eighties that felt like a weird science or whatever it is with these two guys. You know, I was good I was about to say it's not too late, but it definitely is. like we gold. Yeah Yeah. you mean it's too late for you guys to play. Well now you guys could be like the old businessman, the other side of it, the ones kind I'm like about a half year from being deck . I always liked your other idea Keeiv of eighty's movies of Revenge of the Jocks. Everyone had that idea though? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but we have that very, very early before it was developed cut it out then. No, I'm just saying it was developed multiple times by different people. well then fuck you, Keiv. But really used with the IP of Revenge of the Nerds, Andy? O is like different And And my recollection and correct me if you remember differently was that people kept writing it and then you'd get to the moment when the jocks started fighting back and it was like, this just feels like strong bullies. I' remember It was not satisfying even though we were in that like nerd's rule moment, you know. That is really funny I mean, and also it was just like you have to remember the only thing that was working bullywise in that cultural moment was sensitive bullies Correct And thank you Support comes from goodood chob Good Chop delivers high quality American meat and seafood straight to your door vacuum sealed and frozen at peak freshness. Your freezer stays stocked, you cook when you want, and you never have to gamble on grocery store quality again. 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Go to goodchop dot com slash podcast and use the code fifty island to get fifty dollars off plus free shipping on your first order That's fifty dollars off plus free shipping at goodood chop . com slash podcast code fifty five zero island All right, so Keev, you you wanna run this show? Yeah, let's rock it C canan't believe our boss is letting us hang in this palace for the whole weekend We are gonna get so many babes. Forget about the babes. I'm just hoping for that promotion Mr. Bernard, we're here Dude, look Miss. Bernard Mrter Bernard. Wow Looks like you really partied hardy. Mr. Bernard, you guess are gonna be here soon U Devin, I don't think he's alive. Oh God, o man. Okay, we need to call the cops. Yep, Ricky, we definitely should call the cops. But the party's in one hour. All those babes are already in motion. If they show up here and this place has gone from the party house to funeral home, we're gonna be the laughing stop at the beach. So What do you suggest? pretend he's alive and have the best night ever. Dude. That is a great idea. Yeah. loveest hpon. All right. Okay, lead in the b. It is really fun to rewatch this and remember what you said at the top, which is this is Robert De Niro. Oh my God. And you guys are just basically moving him around like a puppet. Godfather Part two andight run. You're not're literally like no part of it. You're not taking advantage of any of the things, but it is really funny and it's fun to know that he was down for it I just seeing you guys manhandle him at all.s like I'm like immediately like this is odd like feeding him the booze. stillill being like, I just I just want that promotion. That's my favorite thing is ye within two sentences you're like, He's the Hawaiian shirt loose guy and he's the guy that is trying to be a stockbroker. And this is my backstory. It's really good. It's very clean off the top For those just listening on audio, once they decide on the thing, they get them into a Hawaiian shirt. Now they're trying to feed him some sort of a blue daiquiri of some sort I guess to make his breath smell like alcohol. I'm not sure why that's where we G girl Eter Did you guys shoot other beats of this and then like think it was too long of preparing for the party? I don't think so. I' sure. I did appreciate how fast it got to the party. I'll say that. Just for a second because you know, sometimes we express frustration at the sets. you're just not kidding. This is so great. Its so great. It's got those really popular in the nineties glass bricks iles everywherely is Which were in the original only is. Exactly. These are my favorite and white carpet. Yeah and it's got to step down. I mean, that's a real Yeah, price. It went all out. It wasue It's really special. Also the music, the like music is almost Don't go chasing waterfalls. No. No, what I thought you were gonna something I know. Let's listen for that is a great idea Yeah All right. Okay let in the banes. Come on in Wh are you guys? I believe you know mister Bernard. Oh my Godd. Yeah Noone likes you! Wh is you starting everybody They then dressed him in a Hawaiian shirt and propped him up for show like a ragged off. Wig again, just be loving everything that's just the genre. The way she's giggling when she comes through the door, she doesnes in in So obviously you guys know what I'm going to say, my favorite thing here Little tummy, I was gonna say. little handy tummy. No little tummy, just sagging out just like a little fat quirky. Do you feel like at the time, did you kind of feel like was no wardrobe didn't notice on here? I'm gonna just assume that it was a choice as an actor that I wanted it to be hanging out like I was a little tub of tubs. That's his back.. You guys feel free to shoot me down right now, but this is maybe back in the day, I might let's say as a writer on the show, I wouldd be like, hey, is there anything to just A Wig yelling, he's fucking dead, hard cutting right to the courtroom Yeah, I would at least now, I would strongly consider that. I think part of it too is just rewatching it like this. There is a little bit of like a everyone's acritic vibe to likeact. Well with taking the picture off the wall and hitting someone of it is just a pure everyone's a critic joke. It has nothing to do with anything that's And it's less heightened than everyone's ac critic reaction I was a little surprised at their reaction to that though. I was surprised Also everyone say were o with it. Yeah. The logic problem is everyone stays to the park. Yeah, she should just yell and it should cut to the next thing. I was actually though grateful Once that began and I didn't like it, that it cut so quickly to the courtroom I was like, oh, do we do a whole everything's a critic thing here? I got worried. So I you're relieved that it was shorter than that ye. Yeah, But any but faster would have been better. But it's more that they then when people are freaking out are just gool with it and are throwing the body at people. So you probably were like, we just need to show how how aggressive. Yeah, yeah, you know it' I think it also could just have been some editing like not the picture frame one becausecause I did like them saying, can you have this dance and trying some of the stuff that works in wekeen at Bernieies that shouldn't work. Agreed. So it might not be a full edit. I believe you know Mr. Bernard Cut that in Mbe Right, whyy are they all at the party? Someone likes you do He then dressed him in a Hawaiian shirt and propped him up for show like a ragdog cadaver Thank you. So they're in ch right away for anybody listening. do the lim so good Well, I think I've heard enough neverever in all of my Your Honors. If it pleases the court, there's one last piece of evidence I think we all need to see Hello, this is my video Will and Testament. In the event of my death, I asked that my dead body be dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and sulasses and that I be paraded around a rock and beach party filled with bodacious babes. Oh, and Devin and Rocky, you're promoted. Boom H you are. L I dg up Okay Igot. I forgot I was surprised I didn't get more of a reaction from the crowd there on that last part. That color correction joke is pretty great. I haven't seen that anywhere with the switch back in the eighties when it cuts So when it cuts to the courtroom, this is for people listening that aren't seeing it. It goes from this bright, really, you know, saturated colorful eighties movie to like a courtroom drama. So it's way muted and dark and very kind of almost, not CPia, but almost And then the moment you guys go, Yes. it just on a dime, the color correction flips back to the other color correction And I don't I don't know that I've ever seen that joke. We did something like this in the McGruber TV series, but it's a slow grade change. I love talking about grades. but it's Piper is in a depressing. you're finding him for like like it's years later. He's teaching a shitty DMV class or so you think d d and it's the reverse. It's going from super bright where you're like, oh, his life is maybe okay. and then it slowly starts to change into a darker and you don't notice it happening until you cut to wide. And so he's now matching the tone of like it's shitty. And it's this like like subtle and my DP suggested doing it. And I was like, oh, that's fucking cool. You're watching it get depressing as he's talking. Yeah, that is cool. You should pull that up so we can watch it. It's pretty neat. I knew you'd be interested in it, Keve. Listen, there's a certain kind of quade and we've gone over this that want to hear about color grading. Hey For those that don't know, color grading is just another way of saying color correcting You know what aged very well in this Robert Naro episode? The Blizzard Man with Diddy I don't know if we even want to look at it. Your whole sentence just swed shit out of me. I think that we'll just leave it at that And you know, I'm just glad we have a lot of other Blizzard men that we can go back and enjoy. I wanna say a personal experience in Andy's corarter, if you will, from this episode. Sing him in, Yorormm. Andy's corner. He doesn't usually do this, but he's gonna do it right now. Take it away Andy. Thanks, Yorm. So I had maybe the biggest show of my whole time SL this show. Interesting. in that I was in I want to say like six or seven live things or at least like heavily featured in five or six things and All week everyone was like, whoa Samberg, bigig show, man Crazy. you're really featuring in this one. And I was like, wow, not just the pre tape, I'm in the live stuff And then The show happened and felt great to me And then it was very much like early the next week out of nowhere people deciding to review that episode and talking about how it was the worst one in ten years. like D. I was just like, what no, but it was a big show. They're just like, o, this was trashed, like listing all the reasons it sucked And like I remember being pretty pretty down about it Have we talked about this on the show where like people who would come visit you, like just friends of yours did not mind telling you that things were bad or just like friends of yours would be like, o man, yeah, that show sucked and you're like, We know we worked on it, right? It like you can't exactly tell us like how you. Some who everyveryone who comes to the show believes they just saw the best episode of all time 'cause live it's so much more exciting. Yeah But people with people. And be like, oh my God, that that episode sucked. And you're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, cool it Alexi is a very good person to like bounce things off and like when I'm working on new material, I like showing to her. She's very honest. and yet in all the years she came to SNL And she would be in my dressing room after update. it was always like, oh my go,' such a good show. Like to speak to both like, I think one, she understood the assignment and two, it's just fucking fun when you're there. When you're there, it just all works because you're like, I can't believe I'm at fucking SNL. Yeah. And I will say when you're there and working on the show, during the show is not when you want feedback mid show or after. Yeah, you don't really ever want it. Yeah, you really, you know it's true. Yeah. I mean, I waited when what year was this this episode? twenty ten. D Nio was twenty I waited six I waited sixteen years to say I think you should have gotten to the courtroom faster. And I appreciate that and you know that and that's why our friendship is so rock solid Yeah, that's why it thrives Do you remember? it says special guests Robin Williams is one of them. Do you remember that in my mind? He's in what up with that. What up with that? Got it. It's the one time I met Robin Williams. A one time I met Robin Williams as well. I clearly did not meet him at all that way because I'd remember. He was super nice and it meant a lot. He was very sweet And present. Yep. And I did not talk to him very long, but it was everything you kind of wanted to be. He was very much like with you while he was talking to you. and it was great. And went out of his way, I think probably to say hi to a lot of us not Keiv obviously.. But it was, you know, he's Robin Williams. It was crazy. I just it was weird. I don't remember meeting him. I just remember I kept yelling Garp. R you garped him. Yeah. Garp. And he was probably ducking Garp. Well,s 'cause I wanted to prove like I knew I wasn't just like a genie from Aladdin guy, you know. Yeah remember somearp You weren't like Patch Adams, you were garping. Yeah. So so I just kept going Garp. Yeah, you were one of those many, many patch Adams fanatics. Yeah. I remember you and you were just to be like even deeper cut, you kept standing by the page to SBNA the world according to that guy. Yeah ye It'd be like whatever his name was. I don't even have to say the name. You know who I'm talking about. You know I'm talking about Garp. How many people do you think name their kids right after that movie, like just named them Garp? I mean, probably a lot, right? Just like, I made sure it shot up. Was it Garpin cap Were those the two? The Wig and Fred characters? Darp and C Yeaharp recurring update feature. Iust just gonna to say, should Joanna's next album be called The World Acording to Harp? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. It's a perarry album where she does she does she does well it's not even I think she does she does music from famous movies and it's called the worldorld acccording to Heart Okay, let me jot this down by the way, based on how she reacts, you can say it was come from one of the three of us if she doesn't go for it. She could also do a Christmas album called The Harpy Christmas. The Harpy Christmas? Just Harpy Christmas. What's that a play on? What's that a play on? Happy Christmas Well Happy Christmas. If you I'm just saying happy Christmas. Oh, I see. it's not a. It's not a nested pun. Yeah. It's also a famously Merry Christmas, but I don't sting I don't say that. You could have said like Harpy birthday, I guess, but even that is pretty sweat. Well, especially when we're starting with the world, according to Harp where it looks like perfect. I think in England they say happay. Yeah, Happy Christmas. Well this guy did ac the pond. cover Bit pop songs called Harpy Christmas. Yeah. you me spend time across the pond. Hey, Andy, are you surprised to know that you came back As Spiderm Man on the update desk? I am surprised. What is that Let's watch it. Keve Here we go. This week, the Spider Man Musical had its first run of previews on Broadway after several delays due to actors sustaining injuries while they rehearsed. Here to comment one of the actors from the Spiderm Man Musical, Ryan Christopher Uppside down again So he's upside down, swinging back and forth. Brian Re'll call that Aventure. Seth is trying to study him. Thank you for coming. So Brian, there's been been a lot of reports of problems with the production. How is it Tinted fingers understand. Don't believe the negative press, Seth. Spider Man is the greatest musical ever. I really think you're gonna Flip for it. Yeah. Andy took a light crunch while he tries to flip right now? Mbe Okay. Sorry, Seth. This is all very new to me. I'm the fourth understy. Oh. What happened to the other three sppider Mans in front of you? Well, the first one broke his wrist. Okay. Yeah, then the next guy shattered his legs And then the last guy just exploded. What is going on over there? It's a musical seth. It happens. You know what people die every year doing jersey boys All right,, so what can we look forward to in the show? Well, it's basically me taking on all those great Spider Man supervillains. Oh right, so like the Green gooblin. yeah, he's out of the show. He fell off the balcony and landed in a fire. Okay. doctor Octopus? Buried alive, unrelated to the show. What villains do you have left? Well, we got some cool new ones. We got Margarita Man Bizaro, Jerry Seinfeld. The Schmut What? Yeah. Shrek stops by for like an hour. Yeah. It'll be great, Seth. I really think you're gonna flip for it. I might stop teing that up. Do you need any help? Actually, Seth, there is one thing you could help me with. Okay, what's that? No no Upsside down Spider Man kiss W you be married Jim? No Kevin, Okay, fine. I'll be marary Jane. Just h hook up the smnooch. Now. Hook up the smooch! not Hook up the smooch. Just give me a kiss, I guarantee you you'll find. say that. Everyone, Brian Christopher, remember me! 'cause he's gonna die. very anj. Definitely a way better execution on the physicality of hooking up the smooch. Yeah, they were giving me nice little swings. Oh my God, I like your little peppered kisses, Annie. Yeah that tri we shoehorn didn' to hook up the smooch into it I mean, I was watching and felt sad becausecause when I realized, oh, this one is in hook upp It's not hook up the Smooch. And then it was hook up. But it was hook up the Smooch. It's to you I hook up the smm. You can hear the blood rushing into my head about halfway through and my voice changes. I'm so impressed that you were constantly willing to do that It was not smart. Yeah. uppside down cue cards. How painful was it? It did not feel good by the end Fine in the beginning, bad by the end 're supposed to hang up and down that Were you kind of like I'll be riding high on the laughter the b of laughs from Bizar Jerry Seinfeld ge Jerry Seinfeld, I like and I believe as a client. That's my guess. Yeah. it could be a Jo. Could be a Jo was Jed on that? I think Jo in on it too. That's be Guys, we finally got mister Bernard's done and we got through a very healthy bullshit list and we have some other stuff to do for the next episode. but this is chapter twenty for mis. Bernard's thing that just came in that I asked for just ten minutes ago and he obliged. So hold on one second My main memory of that was that Robert De Niro is such a good actor that he really did go completely limp and that Andy and I really had to hold him up but he didn't even, um, Like he didn't pretend or anything and that He also u didnn't talk a lot. Twween takes That was my using't care. Main memory of it was um being like we're doing this fun weeaking at Bernie's thing and then being like, wow, he's Still likeike so committed and more committed than I am at anything There you go. There go. Thank you, Billy. Thanks Bill. What's weird is that I asked him also if he had an alf impression or And or a scream guy impression to put it at the end of the voice note, and you know he's sitting on good ones abo. Oh yeah, I just ghosted you. like the master and he didn't do either. Ghost face I think his thing is his agent was like, stop giving it away for free. Yeah. Is it time for spelling me? Yeah, hit us up. All right, Jack Hit hit us in the chest Hit us in the tit chest. us in the breastplate. Sven Speelling I quibied clean. It felt was good.xt you knew it was coming. Congrats. W. Always nice when it happens on a pod day. I at least I queenbeed with hints. With how many hints we talk in like seventeen Yeah, so many. I will tell you this. now my like I feel like if again, if we're doing this based on like a golf handicap, I try a genius before I get to hs and stuff. I know that's like Jesus Christ, what are you guys even talking about? I know. What are you even like we're u this is like for genius? No for genius. I get genius then I do. Look, you're one of my dearest friends and you're a very accomplished man You're a good father and husband And you're really talented. Hir comes, But that's a fucking joke how much heat I take from being with the old fucking two minute Yorm over here? Well, he ain't get. Oh, by the way, I think that could be a new little segment too. And I did it under two minutes. so Y Yeahah, what do we call it when we check it with your Ym to see what we got on the? We need Jack Black to do another song for it How did our mini do on the mini H All right We're very similar heights. It's not fair. This was very fun you guys. and I love you all very much I loveove you too, S. you guys. loveove you guys. Testly like a lot a lot of shots fired, but I really love you guys Thank you, Bettyy. Yeah., Joshon. No JK Rowlings That's fine. You can take that out of context if you want to and just use it as its own cliff I made it right to the end of the pot and brw that in All right, love you guys. Love you. Love you. loveve you, Arnold. Love you too. That's mine. Oh Barely Orm says it now. I was waiting for him to say, takeake it away, Arnold. I didn't wantna later, Arnold. L, takeake it away, Arnold. I took it back. I reclaimed it I love you guys. Later quates