Push-up Competition and Episode Wrap-up

The Lonely Island and Seth Myers Podcast Show . Hey what's up guys? Welcome to another episode of the Lonely Island and Seth Myers Podcast. Seth, you sound like shit. You sound like shit, man. Okay. We l let's talk about this first. So um here's the thing. My audio is probably gonna be even worse today. I'm on spring break. I did not want to bring all my podcast gear to spring break. I thought last week I got away with it and um a lot of the Quaid's noticed my audio was worse and I apologize. I also heard the subreddit was very angry that we were late. And I feel like there's a different kind of Quaid who comments in the YouTube section versus who comments in the real quick. But Jeff, but Jeff lurks. Jeff, tell us what they were saying. The YouTube is more forgiving, I think is my main takeaway. Jeff, give us a take on the subreddit. I think the main takeaway was people were just mad we didn't put enough social media information out telling them what was going on. So that's hardcore on your shoulders, Jeff. Yeah, it's mostly my fault. But we to be fair, we didn't know what was going on. So Right. So wait though, Seth, you sounded like shit, right? Yep. Then we got people got mad about it and then you learned zero. Yep. And here we are again. Great. Well one thing was just like not wanting I already have was very stressed about traveling because uh my children now are sort of hip enough to the world that on our way to spring break they all said are you worried that ice is gonna grab you dad they should be worried about that that's right genuinely they were like because you have made fun of the president, do you think ICE will grab you? This is what both of my boys said. Genuinely asking, and I said to both of them, like, if they do, you guys just keep going. And the speed, they were like, got it. Like, no cool. There was not a not a second. They were like, okay, cool. It made it very clear that it was about uh would it like sort of trample under vacation, not would dad be a black bagged. By the way, when I fell off the ladder, th I think that that was the big worry. It was just like, is this gonna ruin the birthday party? Right. I forgot the how much the ponies here. Like let's not get rid of that. Let's not throw the baby out I'm also it does I feel like it's even echoier than last week. Um and so I do. I want to just get my apologies out of the way. Well the quad will tell us if it's echoeier. So Seth, tell us about your hat. It looks like LA Dodgers, but it's got a pizza a piece of pizza for the A. Yeah. It was a name of a restaurant in LA called Danny Moist and somebody gave it to me. I think it was their restaurant. And it um the Dodgers basically sued him and said they couldn't use this logo, so the dude was just handing out the hats. Got it. Oh like it's a good hat. Yeah. It's a good hat. You know, when the Nets were first a team, uh my friend Jake immediately sent me a website to an Adidas uh sponsored like shirt that said D's Nets , and he was like, We have to buy this before this isn't a thing. Like, there's no way they're gonna get rid of this immediately. And so we have D's nets shirts. That's right. Guys, I moved really fast on something last week. I wasn't gonna get scooped again. The minute our podcast was over, I bought I Want Stronts dot com . The new Yelp. That's the new Yelp. Oh, we're we're gonna retire on that. Yeah. Right now it does redirect to the late night with Seth Meyer's homepage. That's fine. But we should put reviews up there. I mean, I think we'll start doing you know what? Let's start doing reviews. Speaking of blowing up something by mentioning it, and maybe I'll do that with uh I don't know if Danny Boy's pizza is still serving pizza in LA, but that was a nice shout out. Ryan Gossling was on my show first time. And uh there is that wonderful moment. I know we've talked about it where somebody sits down on my show and they uh see Wally and they get really excited and sometimes they see Donna and they get even more excited because those are integral people to the host experience at SNL. And uh he uh said, Oh my god, Donna, have you had uh obviously you've had the Pop Tarts from her sister's bakery in Tallahassee, Florida? And I'm like, I didn't even know she had a sister. Like it was. What are you talking about, Ryan Gossing? It was a great not bit bit. Like that you did. It was a great not bit bit. But it has blown up. Like go figure Ryan Gossing saying these are the best pop tarts I've ever had at like a bakery. Like the local news in Tallahassee has already done a story. Like they're like slammed. It's like You know who hasn't done any better recently? Who's that? Buddy's Burritos. Oh really? No. Nobody gives a what I think about burritos. Well we've t we've been saying that it does have physiological side effects that maybe they don't want. We could pitch them, but in burrito g come in and get burrito brained. Yeah that might work for them. I don't know. I feel like we have made burrito brain seem like a real n some negative. I think if we made it sound more like a I don't know, like a narcotic people might be. It's just weird that you guys see it that way because for me it's great. You know what I mean? Like like I might maybe it's because I'm the guy who's burrito brain, but like, you know, I feel like I'm firing on all cylinder. Hey um I saw the movie uh the drama, you know, the Zendaya Robert Pattinson movie. So I was watching that movie and the comedian uh Jeremy Levick shows up for like basically one and a half scenes as a wedding DJ and he just talks about the sound equipment he brought, and it's very clearly a scene that you can tell he's improvising, and it's so funny because it's at this incredibly tense moment in the movie, and just a dude shows up talking about DJ equipment. And it's really, really that sounds great. Yeah. It's it's a very quiet scene stealing performance. Very hard to pull off. He's a funny guy. Delighted. Uh backing up to um the cake place in Tallahassee. It's called the Cake Shop Bakery, if we want to give it more press. Already got rectified. You should have the sister on. You should have Donna's sister on. I should have done a sister on, but tell her only if she shouts out Project Hail Mary. She's like, look, this is just trying to even the legend. They need it. They need it. By the way, Seth, did you go to the cause then Ryan, like Yeah. But I was at that premiere and I didn't I'd one I didn't know that that bit was happening. And that bit that like nice gesture was happening. Did you go? And I just didn't. I didn't I go. I had plans uh that evening, but they offered. But it was we have audience giveaways every now and then on our show. There's never been anything quite like, hey, audience, when this is over, you can walk outside if you so choose, get on a bus and go straight to the premiere Cool. It was such a nice gesture. Did they have multiple theaters? How can they fit three hundred extra people? It was a big ass theater. It was the IMAX theater, so it was massive. Massive. And I can't remember also the last time a non IP movie you had an awareness that it would be a cool thing to go to a premiere of. Oh my god, it was so great. It was really fun to see Phil and Chris and all those guys. And oh man. Also, I was really thrilled because everybody who saw me who hadn't seen me in a while kept being like, Wow, look at you. And I was like, it's so nice when the bar is so low. Yeah. Like everyone's like really impressed that I'm standing up. Yeah. Yeah, it's great. It's really a nice story. Yeah. Um, Keith, we talked a little bit about movies that you can and can't show your kids. Yeah. We did Liar Liar. These are all with Ash, the nine-year-old only. Yeah. Liar liar, full blast. Talk about another scene stealing performance. Steve Corell when basically Jim Carrey's controlling him when he's doing the news. Oh right. Worth a rewatch on YouTube. Just incredible. Evan. Truly incredible. Evan, who got a spin-off who then gets a spin-off movie yeah not really related it's he becomes he becomes Noah of Noah's Ark but that's right it does start totally and then Ash on Ash's birthday, he was super sick and he was super bummed. And so we watched he loves baseball movies. We watch Bad News Bears, the original, with Walter Math out, which has like many inappropriate scenes. But it's a really perfect movie, minus a few um unfortunate uh word choices. It's a perfect movie. Yeah. Actual cinema. It's great. Um, I have a few things to say before we get to we're gonna do two shorts today, but a little cleanup of our last episode. Oh man, I'll be right back. It does seem like we're we're entering the other realm. Oh , uh somebody said to remember that when you when you have to wait for a new episode that quainscience is a virtue. Quaintience. Yeah, patience and quaint. Oh, the qu quotients? Yeah, quotients. The D, there's no real room for the D there, but that's what they should keep in mind instead of getting mad. Um Heist Songs, we talked about Heist Songs. Somebody said we were discussing height songs, the first thing they thought of was anti up, and then when I said it, although they didn't say Seth said it, they go, and then the turbo white said it, and I was so bummed. So they realized that they thought they had a cool ref, and then they realize that's the one the turbo white comes up with. Uh Maya is not from the bay. Maya is Bay Curious. That was a comment. I really liked that. I'd never this one. Somebody just wrote, I don't know if it's um not a palindrome, might be an an agram. Somebody just wrote bay adjacent adjacent baitments . Okay. Just like sounds . Uh this is I mean it's bummer that uh Andy's not here, but this is a really genuinely good idea for Andy. Um a reverse Alf sitcom, which is Andy goes to space and crash lands on Melmac and then he lives with a family of elves. Oh all elves. Like so Andy's the elf in a family of elves. Yeah. I think we could make a lot of money on that. A lot of money. And he I guess there like burritos or pets there, I guess oh right don't Andy don't eat the burrito bunch of square elves or is he then square is he like a like a uh an anal human around a bunch of like laissez faire elves. Oh they're all like that. He's like, get it together, guys he's like kind of the fun police. He's folding the laundry in there, like what are you doing? What are you all doing? On earth we fold laundry. We don't just leave it in a pile. Do we think the Andy's Alf show is called Not Alf? Oh yeah. Yeah, I think it's called Not Alf. It's really good. Nalf. I think it's called Nalf. Nalf. Wouldn't be Well Alien Life Form is what it is. So not be health, right? Human life form, right? So it'd be half health. But he's alien to them. Yeah, he's an alien life form. But he keeps saying he's not an alien life form, so it's now he's like, No, I'm human. You're all aliens. He can't get it in his head that they flip now. Uh one of our uh highest rankings member of Quaid Army is uh John Ham who was disappointed with Andy's elf. Oh. And he even texted me. He's like, I'm pretty sure I have a better elf. And I was like, hey man, send it in. Who who's saying no to a voice note ? Did he send you an alf? He said two, and I'm really excited because he obviously I think he he had doubts about the first one and then he sent in a second one. But I'm of course gonna play both. Of course, tell him that. We have no all right. So so Jeff roll the first one. Honestly, I kind of thought Alf sounded a little more like Seth Rogan. Maybe I'm just doing Seth Rogan now. Or Seth Rogan mixed with Albert Brooks mixed with uh Alf. I don't know. But I feel like that's what he sounded like. A little more up there. What do I know? I don't want to turn this into an alpha off. This is pretty good. It's really good. All right. Oh my god. That was actually surprisingly good. In a moment though, he went to Rolf, uh, a dog puppet Rolf. Yes. Yeah. Oh, right, which is Seth Rogan Rolf. Right, which makes sense. Because so Rolf and Seth Rogan of like Yeah. Why is his name Rolf? Is that a reference, isn't it? I don't know. He's a I think roll on the floor laughing. Uh yeah, yeah. They were coining that. Every time he came out, people this character is gonna make you roll. She was the first Rolf Rolfer. They worked at they worked backwards from Rolf to get rolling the floor laughing. All right, so Ham sent one where he really talked through it. Yeah, I like that one. Double Clutch, and then he's like, you know what? Yeah, because Andy's is more like, hey, it's me, Alf. Yeah. But I this this second one has some real confidence, a real confidence behind it. So let's hear that real quick. Okay. Mil mack . That's it . Good . That was confident. That was more competent. I'd like to assert that if someone says Mel Mac, everyone should just say good. Good. Um well thank you, John Hamm, for those, by the way. Yeah, oh yeah, no, obviously. And I will I'm gonna be honest, I don't think he's wrong. I think he might have a better alf than Andy. Those were really good. Yeah. They were better alf. Andy's welcome to to come back. Of course. And we put Andy on the spot and obviously John had a lot of time to work on it. Uh probably was had the old YouTube of it was watching old clips. Uh wait, did we talk about what Melmac is too? That it's a durable, lightweight, and brake resistant melamine Oh, it's a real thing. Yeah, it's like it's it was a joke for them. But is that named after No, I think that they named it after a dishware. Just being huge Alf fans. Now there was a there's a deeper cut. There's a deeper cut trivia question. And because I'm confident that Andy won't listen to this podcast before the next one, I will ask down do you remember what Alf's real name was? Oh. God, I should know this. Uh Gordon. Yep. Yep. That's the first name, but he has the last name too. Oh, oh . Gordon Ramsey. No. Close. Gordon Shumway. Shumway. Shumway that's right. Yeah. Gordon Shumway. I feel like this is this is this is like peak LA comedy writing room. Oh my god. You know what I mean? Like the fact that they named him Gordon Shawway. Dude, the lunches in that writer's room, I'm talking the palm every day. They were printing and they deserve it they deserved it they deserved every laugh all I could think about when you brought up an alf show with all elfs is the production nightmare of like this set built six feet off the ground so the puppeteers can with every piece of set removable, like when they're all on the couch, every cushion can come up with holes in it. And they're all improving at the same time. Those puppeteers are all under the couch. Now they're behind the couch. Now they're behind the kitchen counter. And poor Andy's just there having to have a whole lot of part that makes me happy. 'Cause Andy's behind it. Andy's a producer and then every time you talk to me he's like, It's a fucking nightmare. These fucking elves hang out with all these puppeteers all day. They're all divas. They all think they're the star of the show. It's called not alf, guys. Not alf all the all the uh improv stuff. That you see online, right? Like there's all the this like uh like behind the scenes footage of like that was not buy theing scenes footage. It was like him like pretending to have Tourette's and I mean it was like it was a very funny set. They were having a lot of fun on Alf. And like as uh Keith said, they were fucking printing money. So you know, enjoy life. Um oh we've got Kevin's giving us a little teaser . In two episodes we get back to business and make Shai Ronnie two. Mm and John Ham's the host of that episode. So we should and he maybe have an alf off that week or uh at least invite ham in. Ham boned. We should just call it ham the hand bone episode. Uh multiple people said they paused our podcast to go watch the second Boogerman because it said Boogerman Part One and Two is the name of the podcast episode. And I think they were kind of shocked based on how we were talking about the original Burgerman that there was a second one. They must have been so disappointed to not get to see a second episode of Boogerman, the hit sketch. The whole audience at the time must have felt that way, like, bring that one back. Why are you bringing back the Californians when you got Boogerman right there? There was uh I of would say a a sort of consensus as close to consensus as Benny's get that it was like the best podcast episode for the worst short. Oh which I think is yeah. I think generally on average maybe the worse the short, the better the episode to some degree. Yeah. It's more like comedy's hard. It has to be one that's dense though. Like a couple of homies or something doesn't have much to talk about. Whereas this had big big moves. Apparently it had a lot to talk about. And special guests. I mean, come on. Um oh, there was a Burgerman Sega Genesis game in nineteen ninety-four. Uh gen genuinely. You can look it up. Okay. I will right away. I figured you would right away. Are you thinking of Bomberman, which was on uh Nintendo? No, it's fully Boogerman. Spelled the same. Oh my god, it looks like Boogers. What the fuck? Yeah. What were they thinking? I'm sharing it, Yorm, so you can see. Yes, please. Thank you. Oh my god , there he is. Oh. What year was this? Ninety four. Okay. So a little before we did it . It was a pick a pick and flick adventure. I don't quite know . You didn't know a pick and flick adventure? I thought I thought pick and flick was a kind of game. But you're choosing who to flick it at. Everything's covered in boogers. It's not fun. It's not a good look. And uh And then he's flicking boogers. Look at that. Did you see him flick that booger at that thing? Yeah. Sure they thought it was so funny. I'm glad this did not work.. Well maybe it did Maybe it's a little Oh he's about to do a fart. Oh my god, did you see him just load a fart, Seth? Wait, wait, wait. Watch this, watch this. Fart it says fart. In a cloud of fart. It says the word . It did say fart or pfft. Yeah, it says fart. Wow. Really good. So it's more than just a pig and flick. It's also got tootes. Yeah, what the hell is that? It's a it's a toot and shoot? It's toot and shoot. Oh, it's also a toot and shoot. Excellent stuff. Excellent. Um . What did Jeff just send us to YouTube? It's a a live action trailer they made for the game. Oh, a live action trailer for bugger. So like a sketch? Yeah. Oh no, it's real. Let me share with sound. Hold on. By the way, if SARS card's in it, I'm gonna blow my brains out live on the zoom. Like they. I don't think he's gonna be. But maybe this was like early, like like how Paul Rudd was in that Nintendo ad. That's why he thought we asked him because he had done this. Everything will actually make more sense. He was like, of course, who else would you ask? Is that Pee Wee's nemesis? It does kind of look I think it might be Pee-Wee's nemesis. If you had jalapenos and beans for every meal , you'd have an atomic butt blast too. Boogerman for Sega Genesis Hey Bookers aren't his only weapon. Was it me? Whoa. That didn't cost nothin' to produce, by the way. That that would look rather expensive. He blew a hole in the wall of the cafe he was eating at with his atomic butt bowl. Uh Keith? Yeah. Oh it's it's look at what he was eating. Like a hundred bowls of chili. Then you see it poke out of the bottom of his pants. Oh okay. So that's just a a backdrop, right? They didn't actually shoot this like on location. No, they didn't break a real wall. Okay. And in the game he climbs out of the toilet. Dear God . Yeah. Wow. Great. It's kinda good. Yeah. Uh you think the the movie rights are still available? Oh. No fucking way. 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And uh in two thousand nineteen I was in Minneapolis and I was uh taping my first Netflix special and the fellows were out there doing their tour and I was traveling uh with my opener Brooks Whelan and we booked ourselves a little house on Airbnb. It's a great platform to find uh incredible places to stay. And for us it was great because we knew we were gonna be in uh Minneapolis for a couple of days and we thought, why not be somewhere we could be comfortable, keep our own hours, you know, uh not worry about uh if we were gonna sleep in and miss breakfast, make our own breakfast. We wanted to book a house that was close to Lake Minatonka. We didn't want to be in downtown Minneapolis. We want to be somewhere because we knew we were gonna go on a boat trip the day after I taped my special and the afternoon uh that we were gonna go see the Lonely Island. And uh man the options are available to us on Airbnb. It was very fun to choose. We made a great selection and we had a great time. I'll tell you that much. I can't recommend it enough. Booking a trip on Airbnb makes for a better trip. K-pop Demon Hunters, Haja Boys Breakfast Meal and Hunter's Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rooney? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day. It is an honor to share. No, it's our honor. It is our larger honor. No, really. Stop. You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Participating McDonald's while supplies last. Uh last comment from uh last week's and then we'll move on to uh our shorts for this week. This is from a female member of Quate Army. Referring to my unborn child as Quado and my husband's not unborn. But really. Oh yeah, because it's in there. It's actually a super accurate use . I will say I feel like you gotta. I mean, again, in a world where everything we've ever done is more popular in the uh Nalf that just got greenlit by NBC. Quaddo is also a character. Oh. It already takes place in space. Of course. Yeah. Should it be that Andy gets lost in space with Bill, but then on episode one, Bill is dead 'cause he has a Quaddo. And so like a mannequin of Bill is all like a Yeah, yeah, yeah. A fake Bill is in every episode, but there's also a Quadro always on the couch, kinda like I don't know, David Spade and just shoot me. He's just like off to the side for one-liners when you need him. Also that Bill's character was the one who knew how to get home, and the Quado does have his memories, but won't tell Andy. Yeah, because he's in because he's in hog heaven. He's finally not the weirdo, you know . That's all he ever wanted was to not be the weirdo. That's why he's so mean. That's quad's that's quados arc is he wants to not be the weirdo. Open your mind, not Alf . That's his new catchphrase. Um, all right, so uh which one of these was the first one of these today? I believe it was the Chrysler one. I did just get a voice note from him that I have not listened to. So we have Rescue Dogs 3D, which I definitely helped on, but I don't remember how much I helped. Did I just help editing or did I help with the shoot? I kind of remember being on set. Was the 3D part of that because Seth I think that was a while ago. Yeah. Okay. I don't think that was it. Now do we want to watch it first or get Chrysel's voice note to give us some uh I think we should watch it first. Yeah. So I definitely know Chrysler wrote this like this was his idea. Okay. Fully. And I'm very excited to watch it. This is a interesting this is again, you guys have made an album. Yeah. And you were first three episodes of this season are Boogerman, Rescue Dogs 3D, and then uh the next one. Well, so this was all him, but is it the same week or is this a week where essentially he had an idea and then we didn't have to make one? It feels like we hated our album though. So it's so this episode is October 2nd, 2010. Brian Cranston's the host and Kanye West is the musical guest. And this is the digital short. I think he just had an idea for one and we were like, oh fantastic. Let's just do yours. Cause Star ie and oh look at that. Pepto Bismol Ice did air right after the monologue, as discussed from last week. And I'm just glancing through it. This was when Kanye did power and run away. So it was peak Kanye, I would say. Also powered, we should know that is uh fuck SNL in the whole cast, right? Isn't it? Yeah. Did he say it and didn't he change the lyric while he was there? What did he change it to? Do we rem ember? I don't remember. He's at Fudge SNL. And he was very nice to everybody. Yeah. And apologized to cast members in the hallway. Truly. Just was like, oh, sorry about that. And then did the song on the show, which is even crazier and changed it I mean I remember gasping the first time I listened to power and heard it because you were just like to be mentioned. Right? Well uh no it was more like you're listening to this song that's so good and then you're like, Oh my goodness what was that us? But we uh you were like a little flattered though, right? A little flattered, yeah. Like don't like that's probably how Drake felt, right? Well, my ears are my ears. I mean, I'm in a a lawsuit. It's a lawsuit, but also my ears. All right. Are we watching it? Yeah. So I think this was a full-on Chrysal production. Let's just give it a watch. Ready? Ready. For uh those watching at home, we'll attempt to um narrate because this is a quiet one Andy at home. Alright so Andy's waking up. 3 o'clock in the morning. 330. Some bad guys just ran by the window. He's calling 911. Sees a shadow run by the bed. Gets under the bed. Hello ? Do you hear that? What? He's looking at their feet. Let's get this look . Okay . The criminals are exiting. He needs a silent way. It's the 911 app . Big summer Yeah, and then it's a pop-up ad. Rescue dogs 3D. Come on. I want your dog to voice from the case. Wait, so Helen Merrian was not the host. She must have been a previous episode. Or what I don't quite understand for emergency robbery home invasion where should we send help that's great too please select your theater for rescue dogs 3d skip please choose a showtime for rescue dogs 3d has to choose a showtime to proceed to 911 searching contacts . three hundred and fifty-four contacts emailed to join you at rescue dogs. Again, it definitely had Doug Abel's who was uh update writer at the time. Thanks for your order. Be patient. Help is on the way. So now he asked to order Pizza Head as well. And then he's getting angry. Everybody's mad because he invited everybody to rescue dogs. Hey, you guys ordered Pizza Hub? I got your rest. Bobby shows up as the pizza guy. I suck this mother . What? Your Andy's been spotted. They're the bad guys are coming in. Wait, don't shoot! I didn't see anything. Just take whatever you want. Sorry, no witnesses. Very very fun music. Do you think this is where they got the idea for Paw Patrol? Yeah . Not this part, not where he's got to be. Yeah, he rips the arm off the bad guy and they run out. I've never seen that in pop patrol. And then gives Andy a a leaping high-five . It's very fun. That's a fun one. I really I really do like the like things like that on set where you get to throw a dog puppet towards someone who then has to slap five with it. Like that's always a fun moment on set. Better than I remember as well. Uh some of the comments, the newest comment was from seventeen hours ago, and it just says quamp . Here it comes. There's one later that says quids. I thought this would be a stinker, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Oh, this is gonna be a quamp nado. I think that's gonna be uh what people come away with. Rescue dogs should do a crossover, a franchise crossover with laser cats, like alien vol Yeah. I I do think that it is it is cool to see a different filmmaker but then quotes uh with Chrysal doing so 'cause there is more movement to that than maybe we would have done. I don't know. Like there's some slider action that's jolly down. There's very that's a very nice camera move where Andy's leaning out, he's on the bed and he leans to look down the hallway. Very nice. Agreed. Yeah. It's really good times. And uh I don't know if I I know it so well in my head as soon as I watched it, so I know I was there, and I I can't remember if I was helping him on set with the shots because I kind of remember. I'm gonna go ahead and say I definitely wasn't. Yeah. For some reason it was me and him. And then I think I helped with editing because he had to do all those graphics on the phone himself, I believe. And so I think I spent a lot of time editing the main thing to take some of that off his plate, maybe. But let's see what he says. Oh my God, I hope he just is like no one was there. Nobody had there. I did it alone. I mean, it's possible. It's definitely his thing. Here we go. Okay, hello. This is Jonathan Chrys al looking at the Digital Short Rescue Dogs 3D, a instant classic. Um so yes, of course technology is always you know getting in bed with marketing departments for stupid movies and it's still going on. And I think this piece is still relevant today. Um but anyway, I was you know coming to SNL straight from Tim and Eric where we I had created a lot of interfaces of technology destroying your life and annoying st,upid ways and the absurdity of technology and this was the early app days where apps were still like very cool. And there was a lot of you know marketing departments just love to get in there. So rescue dogs feels like an Andy concept to me and getting Helen Mirin. It's just the dumbest thing. But it's i I love how seriously this whole thing is taken and how serious the filmmaking is and how serious this plight is, and then seeing this really bad movie, which is also done very well for the parody of a bad dog movie. Um, Fred's arm getting ripped off. I kind of remember some discussions of like how violent that should be, how fast that should be, but it turned out really funny. Um, but else I feel like Andy has been texting me about this, or we've talked every time we've we've been talking about rescue dogs as like something that is so bad, but I don't know why it's so bad. Um but it was just not so bad. Dumb idea along the lines of Booger Man, which I 'm sure you guys covered, but taking very concepts very, very seriously. And I think the audience is a little bit like, I can't believe these people are taking this so seriously and that this is the idea. This is the idea. This is what all this like cool thriller movie making is going towards. But I think that's always funny. Um I can't really remember anything else about this . Um Kiva helped me edit . Oh, thanks for remembering anyway. Um I'm just happy Rescue Dogs is finally getting the recognition it deserves and I'm sure that you guys talking about it on the podcast will bring a whole new generation to rescue dogs which is probably a bigger audience than it did the first time around. And you know, maybe there's an SNL movie of the actual rescue dogs in the works because it's IP at this point, so and I know people love Paw Patrol, you know, so it's kind of ahead of its time in a way. Maybe we should bring somebody in to pitch with great so that you see you guys at some of th It's a little sleepy. Um no, but I really, I really love it. And I'm like, you know, ads are back. Netflix has ads. So again, just ahead of its time, and you can never escape ads. And um yeah, that's it. Okay. Bye. Great. Thank you, Chrysal. All right, Chrysler. That was great. Thank you, Chrysal. I mean it's really like uh like what what I feel like George Saunders is so good at. You know what I mean? Like it's like sort of a drawing George Saunders world. Like you can't uh escape advertising and you know not to like make it more lofty. Little black mirror. Yeah, exactly. The opening three or four shots in a row are very well done dolly shots. Yeah. You think that was a dolly? Yeah, because it there there's no slider. I think it was slider. The one that pushed up to him felt like had to be a maybe both. Okay. But I I don't know. And then getting under the bed like uh he did a great job. And then the one that's like on him and then finds the feet in the background. It's weird. I will say it's weird to see built sets in short Yeah, I mean like you're like Paul. All on one side with the thing. Yeah, with the window and everything. I'm not used to it. It's not flat hotel where we shot everything. Why were we just set the Bagellin bros? Is that something you wanted to revisit, Seth? That's one I want to watch too. Okay. Give us an intro on what this is. So we're in the Bryan Cranston episode. Go ahead, Seth. Why are we about to see Bajellen Bros? Alright, Biellin Brothers, I will just say kind of a loss to history sketch that is one that I think about all the time. Alexei and I will sometimes sing the one line from this song over and over again. It is the pure brilliance of Fred and his ability to just drill down on one small thing. And the Biel and Brothers, Biel in is spelled with a B and then a J and then an E. And um yeah, let's just enjoy a song about why why did we pull up dress and not air? So cause I want to go, I want to watch air afterwards because an interesting thing happens at air that makes it uh demonstrably worse. So I remember dress being the better version. Okay. So let's watch it . Good evening, everybody. Hello. Thank you all for coming . Are you ready Dan ? I am always ready . Always ready for such a lovely audience. They look so beautiful tonight. Sedake some drums long haired wait bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house Did you get it ? I sent a sparkle sparkling apples. It's just it's just Brian Cranston and Fred in like black kind of leathery outfits. Sounds so good. I sent a with Michael Bolton hair and that's so good. Did you get it? Oh, remember this? I can sit ahead in the background too. Remember this song. They're just so they're just vibing out really into what they're singing. Thank you all so much for coming tonight. It means so much to me and my brother Jeffrey. Uh sure it does. Can we all can you all see us people in the back ? Is that can we turn the house lights up a little? We want to see the crowd . Not turning the colour. Empty audience. Cut you empty audience. No. Yeah, was was it like a stock shot of an MTO. There are pockets of people. I I see a nice little crowd right over there. Hello? Still. Like that's like six people would be nice. I see whole sections that are empty. Whole sections, but that's okay. This is our hometown. It is. And you know what? Oh no, it's our hometown. We love you. The reveal. I sent a bottle of spot Apple juice to your house Did you get it? I sent a bottle of sparkling juice. Yeah, I see why this goes through your head. Did you get it? You guys remember that song? Oh we sure do. That's our good mic work from Granton. Came out in 1979. God, are we that old already? I still look the same, don't I? No comment on that one. Oh sounds so lovely, yes I'd like to say I sent a bottle spot clean juice to your house. I think they just work here, hello? Dude you can this song hit the top 2200 on the Minnesota charts. How about that? To sing our name up there on the Bij ellen brothers or printed local music trade magazine. Oh we were shocked. Especially since the song was written fairly quickly, believe it or not. It's true. You see, I had sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to a woman I was very interested in. Very interested. And I didn't hear back from her as to whether or not she got it, not a word. I was very depressed for about a year until one day I walked out into my garage and saw a bottle of sparkling apple juice sitting underneath the table saw. It tur ns out I forgot to send it. He's very forgetful. There are a lot of rap presents sitting out in his garage. But you know something people? Hello ? We got this whole beautiful song out of the six We did. Choreography. I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house. And did you get it? Say hello to our band. They've been working so hard on this three day tour. We have . Thank you. We've been working so hard on this. Oh, we lost a lot of money on this tour. A lot of money. That's right . We bought two buses. Do you have any idea how much a bus costs? You know we could have rented them, but uh I was just being show-offy in front of my new assistant. So so dumb we also hired a chef stupid you guys look like a very good crowd guys want to sing along oh perfect idea bring it down let's bring the bring the music down just a little bit guys. Sounds sound . I sent a but app le juice to your I sent uh holding the mics out. Silence . It's so great that no one actually joined in. Like there needs to be like a no applause sign for that. To your house . Did you get it? This is the only song we're doing tonight. I said Bill and Keenan are there playing other instruments. I know off camera the whole time. Had to be vibing on bass the whole time. Truly amazing when you think about the stars that Keenan and Bill are that they stood off camera literally just to get cut to one time in that sketch, not even not even lit, just like quietly playing instruments. So the reason I watched dress, air fucked up. The audience at Air did sing along. Yes. It's great to not have them sing. And it's crazy that it was not fail-safe that the dress audience understood the joke better than the air audience. Because you cut to empty stands three times and then they asked the audience to sing along and uh the dress audience like knew that if they sung along it would ruin it. I was so worried immediate immediately that they were gonna fuck it up. So it's just towards the end, I could just go to the end of it. Yeah. Oh they moved they moved Sudakis. Which is bad. Oh man, that's such uh what interesting thing. So Lorne, yeah, Lauren thought Sedakis was pulling focus, and Sedakis was brilliantly understated and a perfect sort of anchor. Yeah, I wonder if that's why halfway through the dress they go down on lights on him. Do you think that's possible? They wouldn't be able to adjust it that fast. So stupid now. You guys look like a very good crowd. You guys want to sing along? They do. Okay. Here we go. Bring it down the music. Bring it down the music just a little guys, okay? Here we are. I send the app le juice to your house Yeah, it becomes a different thing. It's it's breaking the sketch for the audience to have fun with them because the audience doesn't usually get to interact with it. It's nice. By the way, they're not a bad audience. No, no, no. Arguably a better audience. Maybe a better audience. It gives the sketch a new move, which is that it's just a celebration of being silly, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It it is funny though, like, because I remember us seeing Tenacious D play Madison Square Garden and you're like, Oh, the joke is changed. Like they're not losers playing at like a shitty club that nobody likes them. Like they're fucking actual rock stars. And you're like, Oh oh, still works. Well I I get why you that goes through your head, Seth. Yeah. They sing the same line. I didn't remember that at all, and uh I'm really happy to have revisited it. Yeah. The Balen Brothers do you talk to Cranston about that? Like when you see him or you guys like you talking to I think I have mentioned Bielin Brothers to him. I think that that is uh I enjoyed the Bielin brothers and I think he did too. He certainly was having a lot of fun out there. He did a very good job. Yeah. I liked I liked his little like holding the mic horribly, tapping on it in a very obnoxious way. I also believe those brothers uh love each other. I think that even though Fred's brother character brought two brusses, I don't think the other guy blames him. You've said you've added a B to a lot of br like B's. I have. I've had a hard time today. Breastes now. Breastes. Breastes breaking Brad. Um, all right, so uh did we find the line? What did he say? It looks like according to genius, it looks like he just wrote an entire new second verse. Ah got it. Like not just replace the line, like it's a whole new verse. So it doesn't even have to rhyme because every line is new, not just the first two lines? Yeah, it seems so. Like SNL's hard. They work really hard. It's it's unfair to the the whole thing's about SNL and L art. It was a lot of like, you know, what would you have done if you had to write a monologue for Taylor Laudner? You know, stuff like that. Yeah. As we decide whether or not we're gonna do a second short here, we have a voice note from Andy. And Akiv, is this that you wrote him about John Hamm calling him out? I said that John Hamm called him out with his own alfs. He got sent those voice notes, so he has heard the John Ham voice notes of Al Gotcha. So this is his response. Oh yeah. So this is the new Drake and Kendrick, really. Exactly. There's a beef brewing. Or maybe not. Maybe he'll qu maybe he'll squash it right.. Yeah, that's true You know what? We don't know. He'll just maybe he'll just take the L and just walk away. Let's see what Andy said. That seems like Andy. That sounds like Andy. If it's an alf off you want, then it's an alf off you'll get John Ham. No quash. Was that perfect? It was it was better. I feel like yours was too raspy, just like you said, John. Ham. Oh you guys. Oh God. I don't know. I don't I fucking I don't fucking Why does Andy's why does Andy's voice note quality sound so much better than Seth? What even is life, you know? I'm hiding in a closet. It took me two hints, okay Seth? Oh , I don't know. If you want to cut this in half and put the spelling bee thing before it, who cares? I didn't do it clean. It wasn't a quibby. I I I can't do it anymore. I give up. I give up. I don't know which shorts you did. Rescue dogs? It was all Chrysal . I just like hit under the bed for like a couple shots. What else happened in the app? I don't know. This guy's losing. Anyways, love you guys. Later, Arnold. Oh that's my move. He tried to end the he tried where we are. 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If you like comfort the way I do, you should head over to bombas.com slash island and use code island for twenty percent off of your first purchase. That's B O M B A S dot com Slash Island. Code Island at checko ut y sa it seems like he seems exhausted. Uh I should have asked him. Somebody said I bought season one of Digman on Apple TV. What does that get me? Because obviously, you know, we talked a lot about Andy gulping it. Yeah, that's that's that's worth more than that. That seems like more than a gulp, yeah. Yeah. Oh, right. Oof. Ooh. Andy. Also, somebody suggested that we r uh write you guys write a parody song 'cause that's what you're known for, to the tune of Anti Up. That's called Andy Up. It's about him getting up after a street interaction. We don't we don't really do that though. We actually don't do parody things. We should weird weird outlet. Weird Alet. And they think it's about when when he has to gulp when he has to gulp somebody. Well that is post gulp Andy has to get up. Andy uh he just gulped that fool. Some of that. See? Oh no, yeah, don't take the money. Yeah, that does like a like a RD party. Uh yeah. Those back and forth. So we're moving forward one episode. I think we just burn ourselves out in the summer making all the songs and then have to just start. Yeah. Yeah. We're coming in not hot. Yeah. Just medium warm. Lukewarm. Yeah. Not embarrassing ourselves, but just just getting the job done. No, but it does feel like we're watching um we're like parents who are like, I can't afford tickets to the Yankees, but I'll bring my kids down to Florida and watch a little spring training. You know what I mean? It's still the stars you love. Yeah. They're just not moving full speed. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody wants to pull a hamstring. We're three episodes in. You know what I mean? We're gonna we got a big album. We're gonna we're gonna pace it out. Shironnie 2's right around the corner. And that we didn't do that over the summer because we didn't know Rihanna was gonna host or or be musical. So we I but do you feel like there's a little of like what do you think it is that you're saving your songs off the new album? Is it uh one you're waiting for like the stars to align? Two, um I don't have a second reason. I think that's right, but I also think there's like it probably we're really busy mixing and trying to fix jokes and like get the album finished so it can come out. You think it was that? And even though it doesn't come out, it doesn't come out till the end of the year, to the end of the season. Do you do you tell do you think there's a little tell in Lauren like, hey, we have great songs, we're just kind of waiting to make sure we get the right people for him? I don't I I mean he definitely knows we recorded, you know, over the summer and there will be more songs. Um But do you think he's like when he's watching Boogerman when he's watching Rescue? No, I don't think Yeah. Well there's some that have all three of us that we know are not really that welcome if they don't have a big guest. Yeah. And I think we were precious in the way of like, hey, when we do a song, we know the audience thinks we're swinging for the fences. We don't really want to do songs unless we think they're a big deal sometimes as opposed to like because we were really conscious of not wanting to burn the audience out of songs on our songs by doing the ones we thought were like, yeah, just fun for the album. Like we wanted to wait and only do ones we thought were killer. But I don't know if that's a good strategy in hindsight. Seth, does that track to you that we might have overthought things? I knew you overthought it. I was just curious if you remember in what way. I think that's why we're not just like throwing out a attracted to us, besides that it had me and Yorm on it. Right. But the reason we're not just being like, Well, we have that one, it's not a big deal, let's just do it this week. Like we've already written enough songs that we could do a song every week this season. I think instead we're like, let's wait till we have ones that we think are gonna be really good. It does strike me that again, there's a reason the best jokes are in the trailer Which is if you're trying to sell an album, it makes sense that you would put your best songs out to the public. You know what I'll say? Is that the best jokes are not in the trailer of Over Your Dead Body. You really have to see it in the theaters because there's so many good jokes that are are not in the fantastic. April twenty fourth. April twenty fourth. You know what? I'm glad you're saying that because people felt like every time you tried to remind us about that, Andy jumped in with his Digman stuff last week. Yeah. Thank you. Late night . Uh with Seth Miley's still available. Thank God he's not here. April twenty fourth. Hey everyone. Andy chiming in a few days later again. Um I'm on set right now. If you hear a lot of noise in the background, that's why. I guess it's pretty cool. But while I have your ear, I did Quibi Queen today. So we might want to throw that in there. Uh and another little factoid that I wanted to add is that seasons one and two of Digman are on Netflix currently. Uh so if you just let that run in the background, give it the double thumbs up. I will gulp you out on the street if you see me. You don't have to prove it. Again, you don't have to prove it. Just let me know. Just say, hey, I watched it all or I didn't watch it, but I let it run. Double thumbs up. Go, go, go, go go, go, go, go. Okay, this is how the industry works. Thanks, guys. Bye. Later, Quaid . And also uh we don't have any stronts to want yet, but do remember that I want stronts is uh I want stronts.com. An active URL. You could start loading up the hits on that. I think we're gonna a couple of things. We're gonna have a link to uh Yorm's burrito place, uh Donna's sister's Pop Tart place. We're gonna just I think any strong that gets mentioned on the pod will show up on IWantStrands.com. Uh the places Brooks and I eat. In Arizona, yeah. Those are obviously gonna be I want I want strongs.com. Yeah. Yeah p the pizza uh bianco or whatever it's called yeah yeah yeah again you don't have to remember If I ever get this visecome, I would love to put my doctor on there too, just as like a little sidebar. I don't have any problem with that. Yeah, yelp isn't just restaurants. Well that's like an amoose boosh, right? I'm not gonna be a a dick about what can be on there. Okay, good. It can grow like Yelp did, you know. It can it could start and then one day people are looking back like why is a thing that has the word stronce in the title not just about And then you're like, well, it's it grew the way you know, Yahoo grew or Google grew, you know, to do everything. Now it's where you go to find a doctor for for procedures. Axe throwing. Dissectomies. Whatever. All right, let's watch relaxation therapy. All right. Jane Lynch . Jane Lynch. Love Jane Lynch. Everyone's a fan. I don't remember anything about this except for that it was middling. But let's see. Maybe it's not. So for anybody who's just listening to audio right now, this short kind of speaks for itself. As soon as she's talking and taking them uh into this Well, let's try something. Shut your eyes. Okay . Now take a deep breath . And imagine that you're in the middle of a big, peaceful meadow all alone. A warm breeze floats by carrying the smell of fresh flowers. The sun caresses your face as you let go of all of your fears and worries. And also, I'm there . Wait. Why are you there? Just relax, William, okay? It's all part of the process. Stay with me. Okay? Okay . So you're in the field. You hear the sounds of some birds playing in the sunshine. You breathe in. And when you exhale, you feel all your troubles just melt away. And also I'm there, dressed as an ice cream man, sliding pops to the hand out of your mouth. Wait, what is that? That's okay. All right. Just let's take it a little slower, okay? And we're back in the fear. You're completely calm. Let go of all tension in your neck. You lie back and when you look up, there's a golf ball in your privates and I'm there teeing off of the five wood. Okay, yeah, that's not cool. Trust, William, trust, okay? Stay with me. And we're in the field, the cool breezes, state of relaxation. Nothing around you for miles. It smells warm like fresh bread coming out of an oven. Yeah, and on top of that bread, we've got smoked ham, lettuce, tomato, a little bit of spicy mustard on the top, and uh then I guess a diet Dr. Pepper. Okay, we see more . And we're in the field with the breeze, flowers, relax, deep breath, friendly rabbit, a little more popsicle. Okay, what is going on? Are you even a therapist? Alright, I'm going to level with you. This is a new experimental method that I'm developing. Okay. And if it doesn't help you, if it's a complete failure, then I'll waive my fee. Okay? Fine. Good. Okay. This time we'll take a slightly different approach. Now you're in a perfect white space. And all of your stress just melts away. Okay, this is nice. An innocent girl approaches you and offers you a flower. You warmly accept it. And then she kicks you in the crotch. And then I walk over and I kick you in the crotch. That's it. You know Huh. You know, I think that actually worked. I strangely feel better. And that concludes phase one. No. Let's begin phase two. Oh my god. Fully naked. Dedication right there. Uh Sophie Michaels? Yeah, that was Sophie. Lauren's nice daughter. Sophie Michaels shows up and uh kicked Andy right in the nerds. Yeah. Very uh that was a lovely trifle. Yes. I liked it a lot. Yeah, I liked the um I thought I didn't like the ham and stuff, but then I it was so smoothly done when it came back to around the phone that I was like I saw it coming and I actually still liked it. Yeah. Uh beautiful uh just Andy over and over again This was in Brooklyn at I believe the Botanical Garden. Is that at Prospect Park, Yorn? Where's the Brook where's the Botan Brooklyn Botanical Gardens? The Brooklyn Botanical Gardens is its its own thing. It's its own thing. It's own thing. It's great. Kind of near Buddies Burritos. Not really, but you know, you can you can make it into the day easily from there. Save restaurant once there. Yeah. Um yeah. No, no, it's a very nice tree. Strong ones will eventually have a map of where the digital shorts were shot and what is the closest place to get a burrito. If you were going, if you were visiting those places. Yeah. How close you were. Um one of the many things. And again , healthcare. Yeah. And all healthcare needs. Yeah, we did a nice nice job shooting this and we were out. And I remember uh also just being happy to have seen this beautiful botanical garden because we never got to go I only knew the path from my apartment to Thirty Rock and back and then the the strants and bars that kind of were between those two areas. Yeah. And so when a location would take us to like a beautiful botanical garden botanical garden in in Brooklyn. I just do remember being like like a tourist and just looking around like wow, this is so cool. This is so nice. It's still a day in a park. That is the most sun uh you guys ever saw in the time you were at New York as it broke through the trees there at the 50 second mark. Yeah. Very good. But again, we so this is fall, a nice fall day. You know, I'm a spring guy. Right. But I'm fine with this fall. Falls more when Harry met Sally, you know, it's nice. What you just said is so true, Keith, 'cause I feel like people think when you work at SNL you just like have the keys to the city and it's like, no, we mostly just go to and from work. Yeah. And then like a few bars and restaurants. I will say in the same way that Harry Matsan Ali like it's such a um thing to say this, but it's so true that like that you know, the city is like its own character in that movie. I would say the same thing of this. Interesting. Yeah, in this it's like the botanical I would if someone asked me what this short start, I'd say Jane Lynch, Andy Sandberg, and the Brooklyn Botanical Garden. And New York City, baby New York City Um her fucking dedication in this is really something special. She's great. She's fearless. After she knees him in the balls, I like I really loved her look to camera. Like kind of presumably almost to Andy who's imagining this. Yeah . She's got old school comedy chops. She was um at the Annoyance Theater played Carol Brady in the real life Brady Bunch, which was a sort of a phenomenon when I was back in Chicago back in the day. She's very good. Do you print announced Chicago? Chicago. Um hey, I want to give a shout out. This is not Seth's Corner, but we have the comedian Chris Fleming on my show last week. I don't know if you guys know Chris Fleming. Yeah. He's uh fantastic. And it was one of my favorite uh I know I shouted out James A. Caster for a very similar type thing. Um nothing makes me happier than a comedian. I adore just going fully off the rails and that's entirely what he did. I just giggled like a schoolgirl for 10 minutes while he uh while he just grabbed the audience's attention. Is he Chicago? He's not Chicago. He's uh he's a New England guy. He's from Massachusetts, but um now an LA guy. But he's a great great new HBO special that I highly recommend. I gotta watch his his SAG. Seth this is a slight tangent, but I'm doing a screening of the movie in Chicago and um Yeah, at the music box theater. Yeah, if there's anybody who you think I should invite, uh let me know. How about the quaid? And the quit. Yeah, please come. I'm gonna be there. And uh also uh, I believe we're gonna have the band Dead, who is a local Chicago band. They have the song uh bad love in the movie. Oh, nice. And that is spelled D-E-H-D, and they are awesome. I'm very, very excited to meet them. Fantastic. Music Box Theater, which apparently is also a nice theater. Everybody keeps me like, Oh that's great. Oh it's beautiful. It's a beautiful theater. It's uh what makes us happiest. Oh um John Hamm. The gift that keeps giving because there was uh there was one other thing he sent along with his uh Oh I think he sent him Andy's note. I'm sure that he'll let us put it in the um chat. Oh it's his face on I'm assuming still Jeremy Allen White's body? No. Yeah Jaws' body. God, he got even more ripped. Fuck. There's no way I'm getting that butt. If anybody Did you think were you was your plan, Yorm, that he was just gonna stop working out and that you were kinda kinda gonna be the up arrow? No, I genuinely thought I could sort of do it. I I which is shows how delusional I am, maybe. But can I just put this out to any of the quids and and I don't want this to seem creepy in any way, shape, or form, but if anyone has a picture of Jeremy Allen White's dad uh shirtless, I would I would love to see it. I keep writing roles for Jeremy Allen White where Oh, to help out Yorm? Yeah. , Gila, that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. That is so nice. You guys can meet in the middle somewhere. He's gonna be like maybe so Naked Gun 2, he plays sort of a chunky cop. Yeah. Oh there's like a scene where you see it where like he has where he's where he's swimming or something. So you gotta chunky cop? I'm just saying, no, no, you're m if he has to get safety then you're gotcha. Like a dad bod. Okay. Just a nice dad and normal and I'm just like, you can't be ripped 'cause you're like a donut eating dad bot cop. Okay, don't talk anymore. Yorm, I feel like it's too soon for you to play Springsteen in the biopic for Born in the USA, but maybe by Tunnel of Love, maybe by human touch . Is it when they do the ghost of Tom Joe movie, is your maybe? Is there a chance you have to I'll work on it. I'll get there. Wait, how old is my Steam Hold on? I'm trying to see. Like when could I look like this? What age could I look like? So I'm gonna send you guys pictures of my body and I feel like Ghost of Tom Joe. I think he's like forty six when he makes Ghost of Tom Joe, so that's what we're aiming for. If they make a movie like they did Okay, can I take my shirt off and just show you guys where it what I'm working ? Yeah. I just Hara, I'm gonna do it. And then you guys you just tell me how bad how far off. We can just send pics, you know. But no, Kev no, we're this is live. We're gonna s you guys can judge. Hold on. It's gonna take me a second. Okay. Yeah. Great. I think you've lost weight since the um incident. Yeah. I mean, it looks great, but it's markedly different than the what we're seeing from from you're not it's you don't look overweight, but you're just looking extremely soft. No, I d I look a little overweight. And uh just soft. Wait, is it time for uh doughing. Should I do um push ups? Should should we do a push up competition? I guess uh oh actually I think I've been sitting too long, my back's a little tired, but hold on. He's try he's doinging stretch right now. Are you gonna actually do it? Oh yeah. Alright, let's do this. Wait, key, will you count for us? Yeah, sure. Well, this looks like a nice you guys are both not at home and you're both in nice places. Well, hold on. Is it a contest or is it me trying to be my rest? No, we're gonna do a push up contest now. Well, how you can't count for both of us. I'm gonna do my own count. All right, ready? Say go. Yeah, Doug. They're doing about the same speed and they're at like five, but they're doing them fast. If they slowed down, I think it's about almost about the amount of time versus how many you're doing. I'm gonna go slower than this joke. Yeah. But when you go slow it's even harder, so it's kinda not the same thing. Seth's form is good, but his head is down probably too low, I think . Right? Yeah, there you go. 'Cause you're supposed to be not leading with your forehead like that. I just want to outlast him. Yorm looks like his form is very good maybe, but I can't tell you did kind of a low angle up at his face kinda humping down at Alright. I did 37, so I beat my record by one. It's still impressive. Obviously hoping for a bigger leap. I think if I did them with really proper form, I'd get to like twelve. I feel like this is real not gonna give a lot of uh That's really good. A lot of grist to the um quasi. You think the pod takes a step down when Andy's not here? Welcome back to the Manosphere. Right, guys? Oh my god. Manscaping. I've been talking a lot about the manosphere on different pods. So next forty five minutes gonna be manscaping. We can cut this pod down to the bone, you know what I mean? Just keep it moving. We'll keep this part though.. All right Well um love you guys. Love you. All right. We'll come back with more energy by doing a late night app next time again. Yeah, I know. We gotta do that again. Not two guys who are both in hotels. All right dudes. Love you guys. I'm gonna get back to my fam. Love you too. Bye dudes. Later, Arnold. Later, Arnold. Later, Quaid's.