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Um Andy, I wasn't g wearonna this sweater because you weren't on, but then I decided to pull it off. Oh, it's a Frisbee sweater. Yeah. Somebody sent me a Frisbee sweater after uh after Frisbee died. After Frisbee's very, very, very, very unfortunate passing. Yeah. Well look at you finally come around to understand the right way to talk about it. It's really nice. Is that like someone's art and then it got embroidered? I don't know. I I I don't know the answer to it, Keith. Uh we'll put it we'll put a pickup Seth Seth that picture is so much nicer than Frisbee looked. What the hell? Oh my god. Everybody it's like a real role play. No, I'm sorry. Everybody looks like a switching roles here. P. M. on Sunday when we're doing this. Woohoo. Obviously, some different time zones. Uh four different time zones. Four different time zones right now. Oh, are we? Yeah. I'm central. Wow. Four different time zones. That's fantastic. Um, and I just spent the last hour getting ready for a three person podcast and then Andy came on with no warning. So I'm wildly underprepared for the podcast . Oh, when did the thr when did I get the text? Like six minutes ago. Yeah. So that wouldn't have helped. That wouldn't have helped, Keeve. Did my last chip and then I'm joining the other side. I've been snort laughing a lot more, guys. Have you have you noticed that? I do a lot of things Oh, it's gonna be harder to differentiate between us. In your whole in your whole life or just here? No, uh yeah, I don't I don't know if it was like my kids were watch watching Peppa Pig or something like that, but I'm now I'm doing this all the time. Oh yeah. So if you do a good joke. Just know that that's me. And you'd think you started doing that because you watch Peppa Pig now? Peppa Pig is very good, Keefe. So yeah. Maybe. I don't know. This makes me understand, Yorm, that you don't really pay attention to my laughs because I've been snort laughing our whole lives together. Because of Peppa Pig? A hundred percent because of Peppa Pig, yeah. Nice. Yeah. You know, the creator of Bluey worked on Peppa Pig. Did he really make sense? That does make sense. Is Peppa British or is she uh she's not she's British, not Australian. Yeah, she's British. Yeah, she's British. But Bluey is Australian, right? Yeah, Bluey's Australian. I'm just telling you what I read, Akiva. Yeah, I'm just trying to clarify that they're not still part of the colonies You are I told you that they put out Bluey Sleepy Time as an official single, right? Oh Bing Bong. That's exciting. Yeah, that's our fave. I'm excited about that. That was not a real snort laugh. You're just snorting. No, that was just a pause like the way that they do it in Peppa Pig. It's a hard to differentiate, but you'll know the difference. Uh I don't know if you guys have moms who just like constantly ask questions to fill silence? But I was watching Peppa Pig with uh my daughter and my mom, and like halfway through like the fifth episode, my mom said, uh Oh, so Peppa's British? Through the fifth episode. Yeah, you're just it's like that thing when your mom says something that you like, I love you so much and I don't know how to answer. Right. It's like halfway through Down Abbey. Yeah. So this is England? Oh, it's England. It Seth, is this what you said? Hmm. Did you say that? Yeah. Um no. Yeah. God, I wish they could see your face, but I'll never do video. But for me it's nice to see it. You'll have uh uh you have a real ear for accents, Mom . You only need I didn't I didn't thought I thought you didn't have a B side of that. I thought you were done. I would have interrupted. You only needed one hour. And uh and Daddy Pig. Daddy Pig I like the what's the name of the dad uh in Bluey uh Oh Bandit Bandit yeah Bandit's like a real winner like you wanna be that dad oh yeah yes there's much written about this that Bandit is like aspirational to the point where it's too good and it makes uh dads look bad. Yeah. But he's still like a little bit like he's still like he's not like he's still a little dumb. And I get it, like dads in pop culture are always gonna be presented as a little bit dumb. Right. But like But we're not. Right. But daddy pig is a fucking joke. Oh yeah. Daddy Pig, I can get behind. Like I'm like I'm like I can be daddy pig. That's not a problem. Oh yeah. But like your arm What? What? What happened? I'm proud of your arm for how long he stuck with . I'm trying to r I don't remember them even snorting on the show. They snort on the show. Yeah, they score constantly.. Got it Uh to Addy's favorite show, and she says, Dad, you know what I want to watch? And I say what? And then she just sings the whole theme song like it's a hint. Oh yeah. She's like da That's really funny. To all of our listeners without kids, I'm so sorry. But you know what also, like hopefully this will help inspire you to have them. I I would argue the opposite, but yeah. Yeah, that's true. One one way or the other. As long as it's inspiring. Wanna cash it all in for nothing? Which do you think is better? Wait on the comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't go to Coachella . Cohoo by the way, what was uh what was the term in the music uh you said we were listening to in the early aughts? I feel like they had a really big Coachella this year. Indie Slea's Indy Slea's like kinda owned Coachella. That's old news though. Yeah. Perfect for this conversation. I just don't want anyone to think I think it's new. So Yorm, how was Coachella? I loved your outfit you were posting on your TikTok . You look so sexy. Thank you. I have risen . Hey, uh Yorm you're on the road promoting your movie. Yes. And I feel like you're not doing any of the work for I want strants. Like I'm out on the road, I'm posting like two, three times a day. Yeah. Each stront gets gets a a rating from Seth. Yeah. And a uh tagging it. Shout out. I'm gonna go to a a new stront tomorrow. I actually was on the plane from San Francisco to New Orleans, where I am now, and I met a woman who is uh owns a restaurant called Akama ya. Okay. So I'll give a little shout out there. And then uh I'm going to her new restaurant tomorrow, which if any one of you guys can pronounce this name, that's what it is, because she came to see the movie today. Okay, great. And I'm going to wear the shirt. So this will be a really unbiased review. She gave me the shirt today. This will be an unbiased review. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna fucking skewer her. Do reviews? I mean, according to your Instagram posts, they do, and they're in terms of Alfs. Well, no, there was Alf's, then we did Smint's for another one. Okay. You're trying out all the different things. I'm trying out different ones. See what works. And uh it's been a lot of fun so far. I was in uh St. Louis in Kansas City with Brooks. I know that fucking rubs you the wrong way, Andy. No, are you kidding me? He's your favorite person to go on a road trip with. I'm just so happy for you. Wait, can each of us have a different rating? So it's like yearspents, um elfs, like some people can do it. I mean it's a work in progress. And we only give good reviews, which is also kind of to go to a place with no negativity. Yeah, we're just totally positive. We uh Brooks and I wrapped it up at like ten our second show ended at ten PM in Casey uh last night and w he admitted afterwards we can uh he kept saying we chased the dragon because like we should have just gone to bed. Like we didn't need to go get like hamburgers at like an outdoor wait in line place But you did. Like 10 30. We did. Wow. A very good burger. But we also went to a place uh that was highly recommended, which was like a uh like a really cute like noodle shop. And uh you know, if you've heard about the manosphere, you know that male stand-ups like to go to a cute noodle shop. Is that what manosphere does? Walked in, nicest uh hostess, she's like, Oh my god, I'm sorry, our kitchen just closed. And Brooks did this, and Andy, you have to tell me how you would have felt about this. Brooks like, uh, all right, yeah. Um, hey, you recognize him, right? Oh my God. And she was like, I do. She goes, I do. He goes, Well well, we just really want to eat. We just finished show here. This place is super rad. Oh no. And she was like she goes, I totally would, but really like they're done. Yeah. Like they they're they're cleaning up and going home. And Brooks is like, okay, but like also I said it, not him. Like you can't ever say he said it. That makes it more okay. And what's the bad? She goes and you can tell he hated it the whole time, right? Like so this story is not that he said it. The fact that you're able to tell it here means means it's I loved it. I loved it. Uh yeah. Actually respect. I think that's a good one. Yeah. He he owned that it was uh it was a risky move. When you get off stage from one of these things, how much is like you know, after the show your adrenaline is going? How much is that true when it's stand up and you're getting like used to doing it over and over? There's still some adrenaline, but also we had some people like uh a couple fri ofends of uh fourteen today because we're backstage who lived in KC. That uh the musician Kevin Morby was there. Oh, I love Brooks. That dude's awesome. Yeah, so he was so we were like backstage talk with people that we don't get a chance to talk to, super fun. But I also had to wake up at like four fifteen in the morning to catch my flight back to New York. So I wasn't like dying to like hit the town or anything. What was the most mellow thing that Kevin Morby said to you? He in general was mellow, the vibe was mellow. Yeah. Good mellow, dude. Great new album. Um, can we run through a few things before we get to uh our next episode? Wait, can I can I shout out a band? Because I in when I was in Chicago, uh, this band Dead that I love was there and I I love their stuff. All their stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying it again. Last episode you said it was gonna happen and now you're saying I hung out , they're great. And like it was awesome . Wow. What? This guy loves Peppa Pig . How did it go in Chicago? Anything to report from there, Yorn? No, like the movie did super well. It was really, really fun to watch with an audience again. Here's some just some housekeeping, uh, the Webbys. The deadline to vote for the Webbies is uh April Thursday, uh the sixteenth. Uh and it would mean just the world to us to be the people's choice again. Uh, we're defending our people's choice title. Oh shit, yeah. Fucking top turnbuckle. Here it comes. Top turnbuckle. Uh Andy, you you dropped a reference uh that was caught by a couple of the Quaid to De La Souls, Ring Ring Ring, is that Oh, did I? What was the wrong thing? You said no pro you said no problemo, just play your demo. Oh, yeah. I'll help you with your demo. Ring ring ha ha hey. Um Andy, don't take this wrong way, because a lot of people feel like it should be allowed. You keep saying quump bump. And really a quump is a quade bump. So when you say a quump bump you're saying a quade bump bump. It's re it's requundant. Oh dear . I thought it and I said, okay, I can't go back in time. I don't have one of those machines. Just FYI. I was the peppa pig snort. We've all been snorting except Jorm and now all of his suddenly he's like, I got this new thing.. Give me a break It's my new thing. So it's new. Give me six hole breaks. Blazing saddles also had a we don't need no stinking badges, Joe. Oh, of course. Wait, I saw a comment that said that three amigos had it. Is that true? I'm trying to remember. Three amigos I couldn't verify, but I did also see that as well. I was trying to remember. People will be shocked to know we've seen all those. Yeah. But I know it so well, and I think I do, and then I can't remember. Yeah. No, is it is it that El Guapo says it, but he changes the word? Is it like something? We don't you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's word for word, but I think it's something that's on the plates. It's like they're they're setting up for like a yeah.ing Th for the wedding or something. I can't remember. But the UHF, the UHF Badgers one is quite pure. Yeah. Um, hey Andy, somebody said that Moshe Casher says stront in season two of Brooklyn 99. Was that also a cop from Joanna? That's wild because that's my show. Did you know that I'm on that? You're like the main one. I think that's what the Quaid was also observing. I would have to ask Dan Gore or whoever wrote that episode and and have them remind me if it came from me or if it came from them. Right. But I've uh Joanna has said stronta as long as I've known her. But is it possible that it came from Moshe? I think it's also possi ble that she's not the only one who's ever said it. Yeah. It just because it was your show, I think there was a thought of like have you been pushing Strawn out there. Did you guys know that Mosha Cash is from the Bay too? The Bay Oh we're from there. Exactly. Give him thirty seconds and he'll tell you, or else or else he's not really from there. Wait, so in UHF it was Badgers, so we don't need us thinking Badgers. Got it. It's the guy with all the animals. The uh the name of uh Jimmy McMullen's mustache we had a couple of people reach out 'cause uh we said that that probably was a name for it. It's either the riverboat Gambler or the Mobius. So thank you for those. Both good. Um you know where you're saying like how uh people have to say Quaid Army to us and then we say righteous kill and sometimes people say righteous kill to us. Yes. And we don't know what to say back, right? Yeah. And somebody suggested gaping snor f is what you say. If somebody inverts it and leaves you flat footed, you're allowed to just say gaping snorf. But we're saying it or we're calling them it. I think you just that's the response to it. Cause it kind of is correct. Like like hey, righteous kill, and we go gaping snorf. We go gaping snorf. You did it wrong. But that's our way and that's our code for them to know they've done it . I'm particularly excited about this is that I'm going to see people in Miami who will say it wrong, then I'm gonna say gaping snorf without them having this context, then they will listen to the pod and then retroact will be like, oh I guess I was in on the thing. It's gonna be brutal. Gaping snorf. Like, hey shove 'em too. Uh oh oh and then also people said that, you know l,istening to uh Griff Banks again, they noticed a real parallel between Griff Banks and uh Colin Jost's Pete Heggseth on SNL. Up to and including somebody said, I think he literally opened one by saying, What's up, Queefs? Yes, correct. So basically in this timeline, Pete Heggseth is a big fan of like cut from dress Griff Banks. Oh didn't I but didn't I write Griff Banks with Joast? Yes, definitely. Yeah. So I think he's like cribbing. He's just repurposing it. Yeah. Even subconsciously it's part of his DNA at this point. Yeah. Also he like is playing the role now and like thanks for nothing. I should have been P tag Seth. Yeah. It's it is very rude. I'm sorry. It's bullshit. Andy, that sucks . Like me saying that or that it sucks that that's happening No, it just sucks for you and I'm sorry. Thank you. That that's happening to me. But also shut up. I'm in the manosphere. Oh really good. Nice pivot. Thanks. Uh let's see. Are British fans of the podcast called Quids . Somebody wrote it. They can be if they want. Sometimes it's that simple. Uh I saw some funny S and L UK stuff on YouTube. From this last week or previous weeks? I don't know. I can't remember what has happened when. Yeah. Everything is a big soup. I saw a commercial that was um for an app called Dad Swap, where you swap out your dad. I don't think I've seen that one yet. I think that must be from this this Saturday. Well, do you care if I ruin what it what the joke is? No, go for it. It starts off and it's like, yeah, it's like a solid thing. Like your dad, you can never make him happy. You have different interests. He always wants you to be different. So now you can use this app and swap out for a dad who shares all your interests. But then very quickly they all start hooking up with the new dad. And it becomes all just about that and the creator and the commercial's like, that's not what I des igned it for. It's it really got me. I was like, hey, they're good, good stuff. That's great. Yeah. That is really good to hear. Yeah, it was funny. They did four in a row to start, which is the craziest thing in the world. Oh god. And they I think they're they finally have a hiatus, a well earned hiat us. Um and obviously if any of them are listening, are you guys cool being called quids? Let us know. Yeah, hit us in the titus. Or how would you say that uh more across the road? How would you say that? Hit us in the k right? Jesus. Yeah, I think that's actually it. Oh, there we go. I think that's actually. Talk about Alf's dad? Yeah. I mean, by the way, not his biological dad. I think we all know that just by looking at him. Although there is a little bit of a similarity. Weirdly a similarity. Yeah, they do kind of look similar. He didn't end up with a dad that could have been his real dad. Yeah, like biological, depending on who the mom was for sure. Yeah. Um somebody pitched Who's the Alf should be the title of the elf show that we're working on. Oh uh although I do still think it's uh it should be called half. It should be called half pronounced half So like if the dad from Alf had sex with like an aardvark. Probably while sucking while smoking that'll be bleeped. Um, of course. Then Alf would have been bored . Where would he be smoking though? Is there a location? Um I mean probably a c then on Melmac. Good. No, wait, sorry, no. Alf is from another planet. None of this makes sense now, I realize. I but let's just say there was no Mal Mac. Wait, can I ask a serious Alf question? Yeah. Ask a serious Alf question. You're saying that he's Alf's dad, but adopted dad. But did you you thought they like let Alf stay there as another sibling to their children? He had like such an adult man voice. It seemed more like a r like a roommate or a just a freeloader. Right. Like a drifter, kinda that they lived like does he have a bedroom? Yeah, I'll be honest, I don't remember how Alf ends up in the house . But you're saying there's a chance that Alf's dad had sex with uh Ardvark and then f elt guilty Alpha and then made up this whole backstory about Mel Mac who's just a cover for the fact that that it's really in the show he crashes into their garage in the show. That's in a lot of old literature and stuff back when they couldn't really say you know, like a dad would go to war and he comes back from war and f and is like, Hey, by the way, I'm coming home, I'm bringing like a two-year-old. They were gone for eight years. Right. And they're like, and this two year old is I just adopted uh him 'cause his parents were killed in the war. And then over years you realize like, oh no, that's his kid that he had out of wedlock. Right. So the same thing where you're like the reason that there's an artvark in the yard now Yeah. Because that's your other mom. I'm saying, yeah, Alf's dad, really is his dad. He was out on a bender for a long time. Came back being like, oh God, I I have this Alf now. Yeah. But it was that on the bender he was smoking f<unk>ing f hard marks. Sorry. Keith, can I jump in? Just to rewind just a hair. You said that happened a lot in the war during the war. No, I mean like fiction. Like I can think of like it's weathering Heights. Like a trope. In Wuthering Heights, they never can kind of clarify . Like why's this dude here? Yeah, they he brings home a kid, and I don't think it's supposed to be his son because if so, it's incest with the two main guys. But you know, it's it's questionable and he brings home. And then even in the latest Ryan Johnson um spoilers album scene that that I thought was excellent. There's something happening now. And there's always there was always like the reveal that you'd find out that it was actually their real son because like one of their actual kids. Okay. Can I ask a serious follow up? And from what I hear about the new Weathering Heights, I'm surprised that no one fucks an hardvark in it, because I've heard that that's pretty hard.. That's that was my question We don't know that they don't. I haven't seen it. It could happen off camera. If you guys were gonna have sex with an aardvark, is that what you would do? Like to explain the whole thing? Like if you had an Ardvark kid, half aardvark. Would you bring it back and then say you were in a a war? Was it wartime? Why was I away for a long time? I wouldn't say it was a war. I would say uh based on how it looked, I'd be like, hey, a spaceship crashed into our garage. Oh. Right. Exactly. Yeah. That's a better backstory. Could Alf if the first A of Alf stood for Ardvark. Ardvark life form. Yeah. Makes actual more sense. Yeah. Yeah. Cause it is like I wonder if through this lens you could watch the whole series and go, oh, it's the dad is that sex with an art mark. Yeah. That's his art . That's his sarcastic art mark son. Also in the rewatch you, have to then also in cept what we know about the actor who played Alf's dad into Alf's Dad's character. Right. It makes sense why they let him stay there, why nobody else ever finds out he's an alien because he's not. If somebody look, I don't I don't s fully support doing this at all. But like if someone was really good with AI, they could just insert one scene kind of early on in Alf of the dad being like, just tell them he's from another planet . He's like in the mirror second or something. I'm sorry. Look, no , no, just tell them you help elf tell tell them you had sex with an art vark. No, they'll never forgive you. Go with the alien thing! Ah, I'm so fucked up! Ah! I'm such a fuck up! But there's a scene, all right. So there's a scene outside the house. It's the first time he's bringing Alf in. Alf keeps calling him dad. And he's like, you can't call me dad. Call me Willy. Yeah. I'm Willie. Dad. 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We should probably jump into the app. We should jump into the app. Yorm, let's take it to Seth's corner. Well wait, speaking of rails. Speaking of uh the British vers ions of uh the SNL, one of the commenters on maybe YouTube or Instagram led us to the Korean SNL uh version of I broke my arm, which post that shit. Yes. Which there's some changes to it, but it's got like the exact same beat. So whoever made that beat, whether it's you, Yorm, or somebody else, they made a new version of it. Sounds almost identical. But I there's no way they got our instrumental or maybe they did. I think that they have access to all that stuff. I think they literally have the old scripts and it's like a famous actress on a red carpet instead of in a cafeteria. Yep. And we can put the link in the show notes as they say. And uh it was pretty interesting. I don't know. And then she doesn't slip on grape jelly. You were edited out, Andy. She's slipping on a banana peel. They have, you know a different sensibility there, no judgment. And then a guy comes in at the end who it seems like is maybe known there, and I didn't know who it was. I think, and then from the description in the YouTube comments, so I don't know if it's true, that guy has the same name in real life, maybe as that woman. Like it's a known thing. Like there are two famous people there that have the same name. Oh. So when he replaces her, it's like a whole different level of meta joke, like you know like he could replace her because they actually have the same name even though he's a a man who's older but yeah it's like if there were two famous Matt Damons and then the joke was you know he failed so many times he needs a replacement and now it's the other Matt Damon. Yeah. Wait, her name was Matt Damon ? Yes. Yeah. Let's move on. Okay. So John Ham's hosting. Seth, paint a picture for us. Uh Ham's back. We love him. We know what we got now. And we also got Rihanna back and it's like, Oh, it's all happening. You guys have an album full of songs, you refuse to put 'em on the show. So that continues . But you do think you're like, whoa, Shironny, that was a hit. Can we do it again? I want to say her side asked. Really? Am I wrong? I I believe it was like, what are we doing this time? We're back. Like is it time for another Shirani? That sort of thing. Yeah. And the first time, if you recall, it was kind of her people's idea, like, hey, we would love Rihanna to be one of your shorts. But then it it uh just it kind of clearly from us had come from just reps. Yes. And then this this time though it was also Rihanna being super nice and being super down. And uh how quickly did you come up with uh Ronnie and Clyde as the idea? I wanna say I had the phrase Ronnie and Clyde in my notes uh doc as soon as they booked her. So like weeks in advance. Yeah. And then it was a classic like, how would we make it that, Keith ? And then we just started talking about it and bank heist made most sense. Yeah. It's a lot of fun. Yorm, were you back this week or are you still not there for this one? I don't where were you? No. And I and missed weeks and weeks at this point. No, 'cause like 'cause it's not m it's not McGruber. No. So I don't know. It wouldn't have been like McGruber Press. There's no way I would have been fucking let out for McGruber Press. What season is this for us? This is two thousand ten. Yeah, it's this is this is the actual Halloween episode. I know there was something where it said happy Halloween or something like that. Of two thousand ten. Of two thousand ten, October thirtieth. Uh I'm looking at the rundown. We got our rare, rare first sketch after the monologue with no commercial break, like the commercial parody slot, where it's right after Yes. You know, we got a great show. That's a big slot. Rihanna's here. So stick around. We'll be right back. I feel like Great Day and this one are the only ones, maybe, or am I forgetting some? I don't know. I if you had asked me if any did that, I would have said no. Like I don't remember it happening. That's so crazy that it would just go right out of the monologue into a short. I would never have said no. I do I knew that. Oh yeah. Yeah. I do want to say uh this is just from the first act of the show. Uh Biden cold open, Myers, Ham Monologue, Myers, Mullaney, Digital Shorts, Sandbird, Shafford, Taconi. So this was we really uh we really earned our keep this week. We did and a total fucking sausage party,. I'm right By the way you',re on the next two after if commercial break, Vince and Price Halloween. Yeah, which is a hater Mulaney Myers. Uh and then Back to the Future Screen Tests, which is a Jost Myers. I think I was in that as cage, right? I don't know. You're just owning those first two acts. There's a really fun sketch which you're probably not gonna get to, but maybe next we'll get to that I remember uh a part of always, which is I think it's called Audition where it's uh Wig and Ham talking about what they will and won't do if they get cast in a movie. Oh I remember it's really good. It's really good uh polypel wig and stuff like that. I was gonna say it sounds like it was a Paula, right? Yeah. I believe it's like what you're willing to do or what you're willing to show. Yeah, like I won't do full frontal. I will do da da da. Yeah. I'm pretty sure Wig says she'll show full butthole. We should watch it. We should watch it. But let's do uh Ronnie and Clyde. Okay, I'm loving it. Ronnie and Clyde. I don't know. I like was I around for recording it at least? I don't fucking know. I also I do want to open before we start watching . I think I went on the record for Shairani saying it's the most striking I feel person has ever been on camera. Mm-hmm. And I feel like she tops it. I have no comment. It is sh it is something. Yeah. Again, pretty controversial to say that I know you think Rihanna's pretty . Was it a little hard for you to do day drinking with her because of that? I mean, was it hard for her? Yeah, exactly. This is reciprocal, right? Seth it,'s ten thirty at night there. He is s you have sunk into your couch. You're holding the mic. He's holding his mic like a beard. You've never seen him handhold the mic. I'm wearing giant like cheaters and a frisbee sweater, and I'm like, yeah, I think we're on pretty good looking. Yeah. Dog pajamas. But I'm the uh I'm not bad myself, am I right? No, I think we were both uh we both got a couple drinks in us, and let's just say I think it was pretty You know, usually I can get into any restaurant I want, but if they're closing. I'll see you if been've up then since four in the morning. Was that last night or was it two nights ago? No, it was last night. I've been up since four in the morning. That's fucked up, Seth. Don't know how you do it. It's the same as it was on the show. I went to a wedding last night that Josh MC'd and he did a great job and it was great. Some of the best speeches and songs I've ever heard at a wedding. It was really pretty great. How late did you stay out, Keith? Maybe eleven thirty. It started at six. Okay, moving on. We've done the work. We know the system . We have the firepower. And we have each other. You ready? Alright. Yeah eh We at it aga in it's got a little gun. Got a little dinky gun. Can we talk about Andy's pants real quick? So what are you rocking there? I think it's a skirt. It's a skirt. I remember shooting this close-up and it's it happens on movie sets to me still sometimes like on Naked Gun I'd be shooting scenes and then occasionally going for a real close-up that only movies do. Yeah. Like one that cuts off the top of your head level close-up like what we're looking at here. And all of a sudden I'd be like, oh, I need to be in close on Liam Neeson's face all the time. It's more compelling than most things. And it's why he's a movie star where you're just like there's nothing more interesting that elevates it up to feeling like it's a real movie. But I remember shooting this shot and being like, what the fuck? It looks like almost computer generated for how perfect her face looks. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. She should do a like a um cosmetics line or something. You know what I mean? I think she could sell I think she could sell a lot. Uh to talk about this for a second, just because it's movie making and that's something I sort of got from you, Keebe, is that the eye line should be about three quarters of the way up the frame. And this frame that we're looking at is exactly that, where her eye line is about three quarters up. It's another one of those rules that's meant to be broken, but when you do break it , you should be doing it with real um purpose. I I always like it just composition wise. You should be doing it on purpose for effect, like in the curse. Exactly. Yeah, Sergio. Yeah. Or on por poise. Also John Hamm. Right . Yeah. It's also the symmetry of her face and then Andy, who's got a lovely face, but you're kinda squirreling it up to be its worst version. Thanks. Yeah, it's like he's wearing his readers and hand holding his mic, leaning back on the couch , so to speak. Looking like Edna from Incredibles . Good pull. Like whatever Dratch is old school movie exec. Let's make a picture. Double D's, double D Alright, here we go. Alright, so you're wearing a skirt. Because I'm Bonnie. It's uh it's inverted. I'm Bonnie, she's Clyde. Yeah. Yeah, you've got the little beret. Everybody now hands in the ear is a stick up, stick up. It's pure white outside because we couldn't get a backdrop. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't don't ruin the illusion. Okay. I just want people to know that some things aren't really choices. They're um fast solutions. It was a very sunny day. Fast solutions. But by the way, did you guys, in burning all the other sets from last time, which we talked about, where you couldn't get to all the other sets, did you guys then learn from the other one being like it can all be in one set, guys? Definitely. And we built and had them build the set. And I remember them building a set that was so teeny tiny and only had one wall. It looks very tiny. So you wouldn't be able to shoot coverage in it. Like an SNL sketch where it was just like one wall and would fit like two people after I had had a whole long conversation, like this is a big thing and it's gonna need this space and they just gave us the shitty and I got so mad at them. I remember that. Just for everybody listening that like if there's ever a problem with anything, Keith's gonna let you know about it many days before. It's just that he was very clear about it up front. I just wanna point out we're 43 seconds in you've crossed the line like three or four times. It's it's a music video. Yeah, okay. She just looked at the camera. It's kind of a movie though. You know small movie. What do you what do you she was looking down the lens. Which end of the line is that you did great With purpose. These are tools for you to use and people have expectations and when you break it, it's so powerful. Absolutely. Keith. It's also there's things there's color correction on it too. It looks great. Here keep going. Something Sergio could have used. Wanna end up say you do everything shall run instead? Tell him Ronnie No one in the back can hear you Shir ley User outside voice We don't have time for this Let's go Soul stay on the ground and just stick the stick I like that you have a mic. Yeah. Oh, that's great. He brought one in his purse. Yeah. Uh I want to shout out both Bobby and uh Vanessa have really good like I'm scared but also I'm straining to try to understand what this person is It's really small. Like I feel like these are important instructions to the stick up and I'm really frustrated by my failure. There's such good look looks. It's like Bobby's look in uh through it on the ground is equally like, Oh yeah, this guy's really killing that reaction. But also by the way, this should this shit bangs too, by the way. Like this really fucking I mean she sounds good on the show. I was gonna say w I feel like this time around it's like because it's a sequel, we have a long intro and she's filling the space more. The B BM I think is slower also. Yeah. Like it has a it has a lot of um shine to it, but I do feel like it's like a little less laughs per second up until this point. Right. And yes, the answer is yes, there is a demo of this somewhere with me doing all of her singing yet again. And how'd you think you did? Better in the first time. But like all the little things in here, we've thought of all of them. Do you remember this when we were recording? What do you mean by all of them? Like every like thing that comes in. All the little things. Yeah. It's the same as la last time though. Like it was all of it was by design. I love that we said you test I. Mm-hmm. Uh it was T minus. Ah D min us. T minus. T minus made this beat. Yep. I still have that dude's number. T minus with the heaters. Yeah, it's really good. Oh, you know what I was thinking when it was playing though is we rarely do the SNL sequel sketch that is the, as we call it, the Mad Libs version of the first one, where you're like, yeah, well, here were the beats of the first one, let's just erase the jokes, kind of come up with a new overall theme, and then do jokes that are new ones. And this is one of the rare times where we did it. And I don't I don't feel bad about it or anything, but it is like the normal SNL sequel, the dick in a box, would be something else in a box. Right. Right. Yeah. You know what I mean? Correct. Or here's a new present for Christmas. Or now it's Valentine's Day, here's a new present. Well, Shirani became a sketch when it became one set on the first one. Right. It is interesting though, because you could easily have figured out something else for them to do with I mean it's a it's a it's a little bit more of a story now, kinda. Well yeah, let's let's watch it all the way through and see what kind of diversions happen But but can I can I just say before we move forward though, T minus is a big Canadian producer. He did a lot of massive hits for Drake. So after this I bet, but yes. I don't think so. Probably on the power of this, if I'm guessing Yeah, sure. Okay, go ahead. Good. Brown is a stick up, stick up. Your wallets and jewels will pick up pick up . We get your money till I'm shaving Please Please use your words Just imagine that everyone's nak ed . Uh-oh . On our alert . You could do this. He shot and said Why is your gun so small ? The police are run daily. Come off with your hand up. Good luck, shai run ning . Bye bye. I think we complimented her on the same thing last time, but she learned this song, you know, hours before we're doing it and is hitting all the words. Yep. And we have worked with so many pop stars that theoretically could have had the song for three months 'cause we recorded, you know, a while ago and they don't and they know we're gonna shoot the music video. Not naming no names. And they still don't know any of the words by the time we show up on set. And it's really hard, even just having done it an hour before or whatever this was, which was right away. But she's just on And she never overplays like the way she's just very low key exhausted with you. Yes. She never overdoes it. You do realize it's like I feel like how she would be in real life if she was frustrated in some way. Oh my God, Seth, we get it. You think she's hot. And I think like I said, I don't think it's one way traffic . I was just more focused on eye lines and where the eyes are centered in the frame. Right. And I was noticing that the boner and the boner alert moment looked like a stick. Looked a lot like a big like a stick had been put in. I also uh feel like that is a joke on something that's been around forever and I had never seen it before, which is picture everybody naked if you're nervous and then just immediately getting a huge boner. But then it immediately goes away. Yeah. But it is a funny like, oh I didn't of course that would be the downside. Keith, can we roll back and just look at that boner shot real quick. I I think we should guess inches for Shirani, which I do think is interesting. That is actually that's a good point. You wouldn't think Shirani would be quite so well endowed. But he but he has oh no, he's he's packing. I know he is, yeah. He's got you can do but are you seeing seeing what I'm though on the YouTube pause moment. Yeah. Yeah, I I can just go right for it. I know exactly where it's coming 'cause th people wanna see this again and again. Boner alert did become a a like a TikTok meme where people did different you know clips and then it would go boner alert and it'd be like about like you know like uh when your husband does all the dishes and you didn't have to ask and then they'll be like boner alert. Why would that be appealing ? And why is your gun so small ? Um that freeze frame is so brutal. It's like his it's like his pencil-ish dick is like a foot long. The look on my face I look like a demon. It's like a fucking head of a ship. It is like it is why you're so great. You're so great at comedy, Andy. Here you are with somebody and you're just complete absence of vanity. This two shot is just purely delightful. To me the worst instinct of comedy is like I then I'll also be cool. Right. Right. Yeah, but yeah. No, this is how I feel when I hang out with Rihanna. Yeah. Oh my god. Well that's 'cause unlike me and her, there's a gap. Right, exactly. Whereas you are her equal in every way. Looks especially Did we give uh Shiny Ronnie freckles like at all? No, he doesn't have freckles, right? No, no, just like a big ass bon er. Like maybe a foot and a half. Yeah . Well, he's excited. Support comes from bombas. Springtime thoughts finally here. Flowers are blooming, days are longer. We're saying yes to more plans. Finally getting outside, running, walking, moving again. Perfect time to upgrade your everyday go-tos with bombas for me. Tennis. My wife and I, we play tennis now. We're that couple. We love it. We love each other . It's a nice pairing. And we love putting on our Bomba's socks. Pre- what do you call it? Netting? What's a good slang for tennis? 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While we're on the subject, wigs make up wardrobe all super on point for the like the time period. Yeah. Yes, killed it. Yeah. Looks great on camera. Nasim coming in with the bags. And also all the background, like the casting, they're all actually being excellent. Mm-hmm. Don't say anything, Seth. Don't say anything mean about this. Don't bring up the woman from Booger Man . You piece of shit. Keys mom's friend. She's already she's she's suffered enough . Right, what I'm back from the dead Braveboard with the bird and so I shot my old head Go get the name twisted cause I'm crazy I'm on the giant ass news off my giant ass I forgot this money and also this shine Come on, we gonna have sex Tooteloo. And you could hang from it, cause you don't wanna see my real girl shots through the sky. What your face sound real fun . Ah, not the music. God, they cut it up so fast to it. Like, let us hear the applause for a second before you go to the sacks for Lenny just ripping at you. Can't stop Lenny. Can't stop Lenny though. Trixie ass YouTube algorithm. All right. There was a lot of great stuff in this last number one, the seamless inclusion of John Hamm, who obviously was not there the entire time we were shooting, and we just were like, If you're down there no one's gonna notice and it feels seamless. Her grabbing him and saying we're gonna have sex. Doodaloo Ham is also doing that perfect fucking ham smile that he does on the way. He has that really good ham look where he's like crazy handsome and then he gives a real goofy look. It's like, oh my god, you could have had sex with me. Works for me. Uh and then your rap immediately kind of talks about the important things that you have a giant dick. Yep. You hung a noose from it and then pause, pause, pause for the whole song to stop. And you can hang from it and just continue. He was interrupted. Yeah, but he didn't miss he's picking up right where he left off. It's good. And then ending with a perfect backflip that actually is like very well executed in every way I would say. Like my favorite part was like right at the very end when I went whamp whamp whom when Lenny Picket kicked in? Yeah . It's like oof. Can't stop the picket. I like that it that they're walking out on the white psych and it still kind of feels okay. Yeah. It's not somehow it's not breaking the white psych It always looks kind of cool. Yeah. Blown out. I kind of feel like we're like needing maybe some questions about this one because we're not remembering a lot. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well like what do you mean like questions? Like hit us in the titus kind of a stitch, you know? Like next time we'll do some follow ups 'cause Well, I have I mean let me just ask this. Like were you guys when it was over, were you like, Hey, 'cause uh second time you did a sequel, right? Yeah. Because you've already done Mother Lover, laser. Did you feel like Oh yeah, laser cats. But did you feel like hey, we did a good job? Definitely. I remember being like, Yeah, it was fun was fun. It . It played. Yeah. There the the shame we talk about when we let down one of our heroes, like a surf meeting or um the testicle song with Hanks or whatever, where we kind of feel like we didn't rise to the challenge that we wanted to. You get the inverse one when you feel like you did deliver. Like we were so proud about the first Shirani that we were like, we did a good one with Rihanna, that is so cool, and to have her come back and be way more just familiar with us as like a reward as well. To just be like, Yeah, we made a hit together and let's try again. Yeah. So there's a a pride just even in doing it and then we were glad that it worked again. And I think I said this after the first Shironne, but every time I've seen her outside of the show, she calls me Shironne. Oh my god. Like just for that worth it. Her like main lady that I'm blanking the name did contact us a few years after this saying is there a promo video for uh bitch better have my money was her new single it had come out maybe three weeks ago and it was already like you know it's a new Rihanna single, so it's big. And they're like, She's gonna be in LA. Is there like a fun alternate universe music video that's just like silly that you guys would want to make with her? And we got kind of excited about a Shairani one take with Rihanna Bitch Better Have My Money. And I even shot a demo version of it. Yeah, it was like right somewhere right near the beginning. Yeah. And we jammed out and then like schedules changed and you know, just these things always come and go really fast. And so we didn't end up ever making it. Just just even the prospect of that is so crazy. I think I remember that and then the video for it came out and we were like, that's way bet ter. But this was always gonna be like an alternate silly version. No, it was gonna be like a promo. Yeah it wasn't it was like the little a moose boosh. It was like a moose boosh. It was gonna be cool. Like the idea was we were putting GoPros in a car before people did that all the time. And it was gonna be getting Rihanna to drive you around like you were basically she was your pimp. Like she was my pimp. Yeah, and it was like, bitch, better have my money. And it was like she's singing this song while she's like making Shiron get out of the car. I remember now. Clearly he's doing bad things and then getting back in the car. And we had worked it out if like we drove around a the one block where she could actually like drop you off, continue driving and then get you back in without any cuts. Yeah, it was in the valley somewhere, right? Like, yeah. We really had worked it out. It would have been good. God damn it. I uh I hosted uh Rihanna's Diamond Ball a couple of times in New York City. This sounds like a joke, but it's not. Wow. And the first time I did it, I because again it's an incredible charity and I was like it's just a good nice reminder to know that when she says bitch better have my money she's gonna then use that money for philanthropic needs this isn't somebody just trying to like get rich Do we wish she didn't say bitch? Sure. Yeah, would we it's important ? A lesson to be learned. Um it's really fun. We should get a voice note from Ham. Maybe for next week. Ham, if you're listening, give us a voice note. Tell us what your memories were. I bet he was so nervous to do this. So nervous. We dropped the ball, not telling him we were about to do this and getting that quick voice note. But you know who really dropped the ball? Everybody didn't tell me not to spend my last hour putting together questions about we like sports. Have them in your back pocket. Don't lose don't lose that note. That's cool. Don't lose that note. But I got up a I got up four fifteen in Kansas City. I had to go return a Hertz. Had to return my own Hertz running a card. Yeah. Um can we just I know Andy has to go and we're gonna take your questions about this and answer it. We'll play a ham note. But uh two things. Keep can you cue up and show us the uh audition sketch? Yeah, of course. Jack Black, sing us in. Spelling bee. Spelling And Andy? Yeah, I bailed six short. I didn't even really try. It was just too much. I couldn't do it today. Whoa. I think I'm closer than you. That's the saddest one we've ever had.. I know Yes, sick short. This movie's really wearing on on our guy. But I gotta clean the two days previous to today. Who gives it? I'm sure we couldn't do the podcast those days, so that's such a bummer. Just saying those two days I quibbbied. Um well then I want to see where I am. Quibby clean. It's very exciting. We're only living for today. I disagree with that. I lived for yesterday. And the day before. I'm only three away. Yeah. Well first time for everything. Yeah, but I didn't. I mean I also looked at hints and you probably haven't. No, I didn't look at any hints. Yeah, so yeah, I didn't beat you, but hey guys, Andy here. Um it's the day after we recorded and obviously I had a pretty bad day on the spelling bee, but as mentioned I did get it um clean the first two days prior to the day that we recorded. But this is the day after, and I just couldn't help but chime in and just mention that I did it a hundred percent clean, as we call it squeaky clean, zero hints of any kind, didn't even look at the total number of words or total score, knocked it out in under 15 minutes. It was an easy one, but I still felt really proud and I wanted to get that out of the world because I know that Seth didn't do it. All right. Uh back to the pod. Um all right, you got it? I got it. Rock and roll. Next for the part of Nicole, we have Lizette Barnes . Hello. Oh, hello. Hello. And uh see we've had you in here before. I'm with Classy Faces Talent Agency. You've heard of them? Nope, can't say that I have. Well, um, here's my head picture. It's of me dressed as a sailor looking into a crystal ball, pretending to be surprised . Exactly what it is. Yeah . Okay, listen, um uh before we start, um I have read the play. Uh it's very racy . And so there are no surprises later. I'm just gonna tell you what I am comfortable doing and not doing, and you are just gonna have to deal with it . Okay. Right. Well. I am willing to show my legs. My arms. My face. My stomach. My full back . My toes. The top part of my head, my naked breasts, uh, my butt crack, my belly button, my full vagina . Um let's see, I will show my nipples, my spread apart butt. Um my push together boots. Okay, Lizette, uh, you're not gonna have to. Okay, and these are things that I will do. I will sing . I will swear. I will show my bush. Um I will tap . I will jiggle. Um I will cry. I will push my boobs together. Um I will lift up my skirt, turn away from the audience, bend over and pass gas with some I think you might have read a different these are the following things they're out of the question I refuse to wear a costume um yeah that's it okay well that could be a problem. Well, then these are some things I might be talked into doing. I might punch myself in the face. Um, I might touch a ding-dong. Never say never. I might tinkle in a fake sink. Um I mig ht eat a very small bowl of white bird waste. If it is relevant to the story. Otherwise, you know, I mean, come on. Yeah. Uh you're not getting this part. Hey . I'm sorry to interrupt, but uh I'm her husband. I just have to know how this is going. Oh, he just told me I I didn't get the part, it's done. Well, you are making a huge mistake, sir. Sandy, please! No, I want to do this . This woman isn't just my wife. She is an actress. She is a masteress of her craft. Are you insane in the membrane? Insane in the brain? You guys gotta go . Let me ask you, sir . Have you seen this woman Stanley steamer commercial. Sandy Joe. Let me remind you . Two women are having a conversation on a couch. A child runs in and asks mommy to look at the family dog's new trick. Well, unfortunately, the new trick is him dragging his dirty rear along the carpet. And she has to get so mad . Do it, honey. Toby ! Wow, that it's you. Yes. It's her . And I'm sorry if she has standards, unlike every other loose actress that comes in here. No, no, no, no, no. You're right. I'm sorry. So , now that you know who she really is , does she have the part? No ! What if she were to put a jelly bean on a chair? Sit down, and when she stands back up, the jelly bean is gone. Get out. What if it's a plum? Goodbye. Good day, sir. I mean jerk. I hope you're happy. Who's next? Uh Sandal Barnes. I'm Samble Barnes. I am at the Top Hat Warehouse Agency. I will show the backs of my legs, uh, my pushed together butt uh the front of my wiener uh I will wear diapers. Uh I will not work with children, although I will dance with them. Uh I may juggle. Uh I will show my wife's vagina. Uh on me . Really good. Wow. I will show my wife's vagina. There isn't a bad take on an in terms of like that that is live and the cameras are going back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. Every single moment is perfect. Yeah. And even the way Sudegas is choosing to play it so like light and jovial in the top half, like just that kind of smile of like being entertained by her , but not outside of the sketch. Being entertained with her within it as like, hey, I see auditions all day and this is a kooky one. I'll I'll I'll entertain it for a little. Like Cedig is very good at playing that real. The really good cut is when Sidegas like varies his pace on that line. You guys gotta go . And they catch that just right. Also, as we've established, I don't like sketches that end with somebody jumping out a window. And that is uh it is really worth going in to watch because uh Sedecus opens the window and you think he's gonna jump out and he jumps out it's just on street level it's a really nice and wig obviously is like pitch perfect on every single second as well. And then Ham also Ham's great. That's what I mean. It's just the three of them operating at such a pro level. It's very nice to see. It's so funny the whole time, and then it really hits its apex at when he has her do the line from the commercial. Yeah. That was you. It's also that thing of like they're filthy, the things they're willing to do, but they also really work to not say dirty word s, like when he's like drags his rear across the carpet, like touch a ding-dong. Like they're really I mean insane in the membrane too. Just like, oh god. What do they think ever ybody else is gonna you know is doing? That they're the ones that are hold holding the moral high ground. Um all right, guys. Look at us. Seth Sunday night crew. Seth, I gotta go, but there's ample opportunity for Seth's corner in this episode. Seth I know, but I didn't put any work into it. So maybe when we come back we'll we'll uh Okay. So we're gonna put a pin in Seth's corner. Yeah, let we'll get John Ham's take here. We'll get some questions. Yep. Yeah. We're doing great, guys. Another one in the highest. Here's some other things we're gonna tease that we we have uh Jesse David Fox, great comedy writer over at Vulture. Mm-hmm. Did a podcast with Brian Cranston and where Brian Cranston talked about the Biellen brothers. So we have permission to play that. Yeah. Fucking killer. That was just randomly one that that Jesse at Vulture also remembered really liking and wanted to talk to him about. I wonder when we hear the clip, it might be that or it might be that Brian brought it up. We'll have to listen. Okay. Oh, I think Jesse just brought it up with him 'cause we talked about it. That's what I was wondering. Yeah, yeah, sorry. And then uh Jack Quaid Quaid o has been doing press and uh some people have been yelling out Quaid Army to him. Ah fucking great. We should develop something that he gets to say that's different than Righteous Kill. Right. Yeah. I don't know what this is, but Connor Ratliff, who's a really funny guy, has something called the acting class live at U C B theater . And uh six days ago he did uh an episode of his show with special guests Jack Quaid and Meg Ryan, Jack Quaid's mom. And somebody yells out Quaid Army and uh there's a very funny clip where Jack Quaid has to try to explain uh why someone's yelling Quaid Army there. So it's you have to go so far back. And he has to explain to his mom it has nothing to do with him. No, he's like, no, I started kind of a militia mom. It's uh not a cult, but it is there for us if we need it. If people yell Quaid Army at him, should he yell back mac and cheese? Yes, exactly. Either that or mac and cheese, but yes. Well that's Jack's Ye.ah Yeah.