Liz's Diss Track and Final Sign-off

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So you're chewing gum on the pot today. Yeah, you notice that. You know what? I'm gonna stop doing that. No, that's good radio. Did you ever used to listen to like recordings of like the Orson Wells radio shows? When is that? Well that's that's how uh War of the Worlds uh ended. Like War of the Worlds scared people so much they were like this is real and then at the end he's chewing he started to chew gum and people are like, oh maybe no, it's probably not. That's how he let him know. He was just like nom nom nom nom nomming . Just kidding. Uh yeah, we're good guys. Don't worry about the aliens. Got you . Brought to you by Wrigley's SpareMitGum. Pat myself on the back, but that was a very good Orson Wells. So Yor, now that it's just us jokers, uh, let's talk about the last time it was just us. You know, we did talk about theater rakes for a little while. And of course Seth ripped on us for it. And then I said, Hey, don't worry about it. I've been assured that people like shop talk. You know, that they like hearing about going back on this? Like they don't like it now? I feel like that's what your residence is. Okay a three-part I hope this is from someone who designs theaters, whatever your residence is. Love that, but no. Anybody who designs theaters, welcome to to send in something. Talk about the right. Daniel Shiner, one of the two Daniels from you know the Daniels. Daniels. Yeah, the Daniels. You know, we had talked about him because he was the one I name checked saying he liked it. Yeah. So then he sent me a voice note last night not for the pod as like a follow-up of like how weird it was for him to be in the car listening to the pod on the way home from work, from working on their new their prepping their new movie, and then hearing us talk about him and all of a sudden being kind of like snapped out of the trance of like listening passively to being part of the show he's listening to. Is there a new movie just is it just a guess? Is there a new movie like a really slow courtroom drama? Uh a hundred percent. Yes. And we're breaking that news here. If Deadline uh listens, it's a courtroom drama. Great. Okay, but you're it's a three parter because he ends it by telling me not to play it on the pod So there was stuff out of respect that I that I cut out that was just him talking to me in this voice note. But then this is the part that is relevant to theater right now. Yeah, exactly. I didn't want any spoilers for his courtroom drama. And then the craziest part is that today at lunch, before I knew I was gonna call you, I brought up the theater rake thing and I talked about it with several people that I thought it was genuinely deeply interesting to me because everybody talks about IMAX as the ideal format to see movies. But I saw my own movie in IMAX once and I got pretty bored because all I wanted was to hear the laughter, to see how people are reacting and the theater rake and the seating made it so and the sound made it so I couldn't tell if anyone was enjoying themselves. Um and I never put I could never put into words what had happened until you and Yorma went into theater rak. Okay. It's great. And you didn't spoil anything. That's great. No, I just gave you the clip. But also what's great about it is you know it's genuine because I'll play with now the second part. Great. And you th that this is not you know me trying to get someone to back up our great theater right conversation. This is just on You don't take criticism lying down. No, I didn't. I was saying this just came to it. This is a gift. Here you go. This is short. Okay. I feel like I recorded this in the style of a voice note as if I think it should be on the podcast. But for the record, this should not be on the podcast. Yeah, that's how he ended it. I only want to hear voice notes of people who don't want to be on the podcast. Okay. But then I I did I'll be all right, full disclosure. Then afterwards I said I'm gonna cut out most of the stuff, but I do I am gonna play part of it. I said if there's anything you wanna add, great you can now send that to me. That's nice of you. Yeah, you're this third one is after he knows that I've cut up his thing and I'm gonna play something. Great. Hey Akiva. Um and Yorm and maybe the podcast. Um, since you maybe are gonna use that voice memo I sent you on the podcast, here's a follow-up because you asked if I was talking about everything everywhere. I was, and I'm so grateful that they did an up res of the movie in IMAX and it was really fun. Uh for the record, IMAX is so cool. But thank you so much for breaking down why other theaters are also co ol. I uh have had so many wonderful experiences in theaters that were flat and you finally helped me understand. Uh so just big fan of this uh rake centric podcast. Uh so honored to be on just do rake. And also just big fan of we like sports. Did you shoot that at the house y'all rented for the first album? This is a good transition. Funny anecdote, I don't think I've ever told you guys. I was an intern at Tim and Eric Awesome show. They came to that house to shoot. Wait. And I think I walked with Akiva down the driveway to help pick up pizza that you had ordered, and I was too nervous to give you a compliment or say anything. And afterwards I was like, wow, I I sure am bad at networking. I think my career not g'onnas work out. Um but luckily other Daniel uh helped save me um years later. Anyway, hello, nice to meet you, um cool house. Those are the kind of things I wish I had said uh 17 years ago. Cool house. Um okay bye-bye. It was a cool house and we shot the shit out of it. Having said that, like uh what I really like about that uh saying that is just you never know who is with you. Fucking he was an intern. Like it's like it's the best thing about LA. Yo, fucking that dude is a fucking big crew either. It was like Jonathan Chrysal and like three guys and the Flight of the Concords and Tim and Eric. And that was it. Yeah. Just a bunch of creative motherfuckers. Yeah, it was not a lot of guys, and he was one of them. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. It reminded me, did we already tell the story? Uh excess it's a something though real quick uh Keith. You are so intimidating and it makes sense that why he would like be walking with you and being like this guy is so cool. Yeah. And his house is so co ol . Yeah. Cool house. He could have said it. Imagine how different his trajectory, the sliding doors of his life. How what door would have opened it? Probably would have ruined his life if he had started working. Cool house. He never would have met the other Daniel . Ugh, wow. You know what I mean? Like just like so many different options of uh universes. This is m me and Andy you weren't there, but do you remember when we first got to LA, me and Andy went to a Baja Fresh on Sunset and saw Jack Black at another table. Oh wait, I got a story too after that. And we were the hugest tenacious D fans. Yeah. Yeah. And he was just by himself. It like if you ever like felt like you would be scared to go up to some celebrity you look up to, like eating a burrito by yourself is a pretty easy way to go up to them. I know you want to say like hey, cool order. I me and Andy couldn't think of the right thing to say and we just went, you know, one day we'll meet him 'cause we'll have made something cool and then we'll have something to say to him and we just left him alone. Um and so I guess I'm Jack Black in Daniel's ey Yeah. And this is a little toot our own horn, but it's also a very Yorm story. Uh I was on Melrose and uh Wait, do we need like a theme? Like a YORM story. Enjoy the madness. Go ahead. Okay, great, great, great. Okay. So I'm on Melrose and I see Sasha Baron Cone and Isla getting into their car and I freak out and I have a Cispy before Hot Rod? This is before before Hot Rod, before a anything, right? And so like so but I'm right near near your guys' house. I'm with Mari. Got it. Um yeah, Prias and all this pre pre everything, right? And so we had we had made white power, which is a joke, you guys. It was a uh little uh pilot episode about us getting addicted to tooth whitener. And it was a little pilot we'd put all together ourselves, probably twenty something minutes. And I I had a copy on a DVD. Yeah, we had spent the only money we really spent was to go to a VHS dupe place and make it a. VHS Yeah, wasn't it? To make like twenty VHS tapes of it. So I had one in the car. I tell my I gotta go talk to him. I run over to him. I'm like, we made this thing, da da but like you know, just so nervous. He he was nice, but I we didn't know him at the time. And I I handed to him and then I talked to you guys like twenty minutes later. I was like, I g I I s I sent him the like I I I gave uh Sasha Sasha this uh the thing. And you were like, we have the same manager. He's with Julie Darmody, uh like so we actually have the same manager. I was like, oh yeah. That's hilarious. Yeah, Jimmy Miller had the same company. Yeah. Oh my god. But that doesn't matter. It's still different. It's so hard. Like I I nobody has twenty minutes for anything anymore. I'm like, I I don't know if he ever saw it, but I don't know You know what I don't think I ever told Matt Stone from Trey Parker. I just I just saw Matt. Uh I saw him at uh Julia Cummings um uh record release party at Public Records in New York and is Edgar Wright's lovely, lovely partner, Julia Cummings, and her show was freaking awesome. And I saw Matt Stone and I saw uh so fun. It was like a like a Brooklyn concert release party. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was it was really great, great show. It's a great album uh if you guys. But I did that same thing. Do you remember that I did that to Matt Stone? I'm talking two thousand three, two thousand two, before I saw him in like Santa Monica eating outside with a friend at a restaurant and was like, Oh my God, that's Matt Stone and I had the tapes in the car and I went and I was super apologetic, like, dude, I don't not want to bother you. Yeah. I just we made a funny thing. I don't know. I see you here. I I have to give it to you. Like you don't have to do anything with it. You can watch it if you want. But so crazy? Uh huh. Is when I when I saw him, he was still mad about it. He was like that makes sense. He was like a curious thing. He threw it back in my face and was like, I'll never forget this. I was at lunch with my agent and you interrupted you piece of shit. That sounds like Matt. Yeah. So don't do it, guys. Yeah, yeah, that's the lesson . It's crazy that we those are still two of the biggest legends of comedy of all time. So we did have those are good run-ins, plus Jack Black. I mean, it's not like we were seeing famous people all the time. No, not at all. And by the way, uh Matt's tone ripped. I I gave him a hug. Oh yeah. Like underneath you could just tell like I would not be surprised if he's Jeremy Allen White status. Whoa. Yeah. He seemed he seemed just really fit. This is breaking news. We got a ripped mantstone. What you so you're thinking like he's on the stand, he's getting like badgered, he tears off his shirt and is like you can't handle my truth. Something like that. Yeah. I love this. This is my fucking truth. Check it. It does a lot of flexible. This is my truth. This is the truth. This is my buying. This is the fucking truth. I don't know. Daniels can use it if they want. Talk about uh we like sports. We've already done those two guys. Before we watch it, would you agree it's the best one of the four? I think it's my fave. I I mean uh I think that there's some really, really good stuff in uh We Need Love, but uh I think this is my fave. Like when we went on tour, there was no debate between you know, we were like we're gonna do way just two guys song, we're gonna do sports, right? Yeah, which is kinda weird, I guess, like in terms of uh you know, you would always assume that the original would be your your fave . But uh yeah, I think that we really hit our stride in this one. Yeah. And I like the next two when we do 'em. There's there's stuff that I really enjoy. But we like sports is is the winner. It feels like it's getting to right to the core of who these guys are and what their issues might be. Like they definitely have dad problems. Yeah. There's a lot of backstory kind of character growth. Character or not really growth, but what do I mean? Like development. I feel like you really hit on that too because it felt like at one point you were like, Yeah, they're doing impressions of their dad. It's really in the line uh if my team loses I'll be mean all night. Yeah, that's clearly from the perspective of someone who's witness that bad. Oh when Dad's team loses he's mean all night. That's exactly what they're saying. He throws things. Yeah. And the and the fact that we want to emulate our dads. Because then I like when it like you do when we smoke cigars, smell our cars. I'm like, that's also some dad issues. Yeah, we've noticed how it smells in there . Support comes from Home Chef. I'm not organized enough to be a meal prep person, but with Home Chef, my meals are on point every time. The meals are wildly impressive and so easy to make . I count on the home chef weekly delivery to stock my fridge and take care of meal planning. I've not only saved time, but also reduced dishes and cleanup . Wow, thank you so much for sharing that with me. 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And then we were all living at the same house and uh yeah, and then this was a fantastic place to shoot. I mean we really shot every part of this house. Yeah. And I remember the guy who owned the house at one point was like, hey, filming . Now of course we had no crew. It's just me and you and and Jonah and then sometimes Chester. Oh I don't remember. Jonah Goldstein and sometimes Chester Tam. Did he come back? So it's not like you're seeing a production happen and going like, yo, your lease is for you to live here. Like as we've discussed, this house gets used as a shooting location. Now the house is gone, but when it was existed, it was a shooting location. Exactly. It'd be way more. Yeah. And we kind of assured him it's a home video, which was true kind of at the moment. When you're making something for zero it certainly wasn't gonna make any money. Like like it wasn't going to when we made it for zero dollars and we kind of assumed it wouldn't be on our album and it was just a goof around. Like it'd be like shooting TikToks and then your landlord being like, you can't shoot TikToks in here. Yes, but we did push it obviously because Tim and Eric definitely didn't pay for the location and it and that was on TV. Yeah. That one was was pushing it when they showed up we were like, Yeah, use the tennis score. Then it was like a little like, ooh, they if someone came today that'd be a little weird. Yeah, we would be charged for sure. So we do have the voice note from Chester as promised that he recorded back in February when we did the Just Two Guys episode. Yeah, we have a bunch of voice notes. Like do you want to like do that one as a kickoff and then we'll watch it. Uh yeah, sure. Let's see what Chester says. Day dog. Ooh, just two guys. I remember this. We shot this music video at that huge encino house that you guys rented out after your second year at SNL. And this house was huge. It was like there was a barn in the back, there was a full court basketball court, there was a huge swimming pool. It was it was like an incredible house, and I couldn't believe you guys were fucking renting this house. And I remember us running around with the camera, trying to find the lamest shots on four acres of land in Encino and never running out of ideas. Because all of it was so good. The one shot that really stuck out to me was the shot where we locked off the camera on the front lawn and Keith and Yoram just kept peeking out of different areas and then Keith layered it in post to make it look like one shot. But that shot stuck out to me because I because I remember we collectively came up with that idea and I saw Kiev perk up. Like , ooh, that's a that's a new lame o shot. But like usually it's Kiev coming up with that lame shot. But the fact that we all kind of like did it and he was like, Oh yeah, it's a good one. It was like fun to see 'cause I haven't shot with you guys in probably like two years. Um the other thing, and I'm gonna make this podcast sound really controversial now. Uh uh. Keith, tell me if I'm wrong, but I remembered uh editing Just Two Guys or being in the room with you guys was that Key was a little pissy about editing Just Two Guys. At least digitizing it. And I remember that sticking out because I was wondering why Kiev was so um was so uh upset about it. And I was thinking is it was it maybe because SNL had given you this infrastructure where you didn't have to do these menial tasks anymore and you can kind of get shit done if you just ask the powers that be. And whereas this music video was back to Lonely Island shit, where you have to be the assistant editor and the editor and everything in between. Um don't even know I just thought I'd make it a little controversial. If not, I just don't remember. Fug it. Dude, I think I think that is actually a really good thing to put in because it was so fucking annoying to digitize shit. And that is one thing that was done for us at SNL. And it's not so much that it was like sounds strong, but I'm sure I was just in there Well because so so for for the kiddos out there that don't know even what digitizing means, because nowadays you'd shoot it would go right to a card and then you would just transfer the footage would just copy over onto a hard drive and maybe you'd have to convert it or something. Yeah. But back then you're shooting on cameras that shoot onto mini DV tape. I'm assuming that we like sports was shot on something like it was I believe it was XL uh XL one or the Canon one or the one of those or the little Sony one. Yeah. But anyways, so it's mini D V tapes, so even though it's technically digital video, I don't know the like it's not analog, but it looks analog and it's tape. I don't exactly understand, but it's this real moment when it was between analog and digital. So it's technically digital video, but it records on tapes. So to get it off the tape , you can't just say like put it into the computer. You have to plug the camera or a deck if you had one, which we didn't, into you know the computer and then one by one, shot by shot, like log them in, kind of go, okay, here's where this shot starts, here's where this shot ends, record it, then it plays in real time into the computer while the computer is digitizing, meaning it's recording it. It's sucked. It. w astes it And that's how we had to make all the old stuff and then and then you'd label it and go, Okay, that was a clip of this, put it into a folder, and now go to the next. So if you shot an hour of footage, that hour of footage could take you six hours to digitize. Yeah. And I do think at SNL, well, number one, we were probably using some cameras that recorded right to SD cards, but yes, we did have a little bit of infrastructure, namely Matt Yonks, who while we'd be filming, those tapes would get run back to him because there wouldn't be time for us to do it. And by the time we got back to editing, he had already digitized them if if needed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I mean, like this was a huge part of our lives, obviously, like when we uh just like was so much fucking time. I honestly forgot about it until he said it. And I don't remember being pissy, but it makes sense. Pissy's such a strong word, but I guarantee we were whining. Oh, it's sucks. It's like it totally sucks. Um, and if you also see the picture of the room that we were in, it was just hot and stanky. That was the real problem, is that when we'd re-recording in that room, and I'm sure we talked about it, but you couldn't have the AC the AC, the cent ral AC in the house. Yeah. You know when you have a ha a room in a huge house that's really far from the central AC, it doesn't reach it. No, we bought an air conditioner. You remember that? So then we yeah so we had to buy one of those cheap ones that like goes through the window, not the kind you install because we didn't own the house, but the kind that's like a little R2D2 with a tube. But it's crazy loud. So we would turn it on and off between takes. We would like jam it when we weren't recording and then like immediately like it would turn off and it would get super fucking hot. And then I had that thing for years. I d it somehow made it to New York, I feel like, or it made it to did it? And then we like shipped everything? Dude, I don't know. That thing making it to New York is crazy. Yeah. I might I might genuinely have it in Connecticut now. All right. Shall we? Yeah. Hello. Hi. Do you want to go to a party with me? No. The game's on. I mean, I'm just gonna stop it constantly. Ready? So for those uh who are just listening to the pod, I mean they'll grab what I'm sharing and, if you want to watch on YouTube , you can see where I'm paused. But I just wanted to pause here, you're because it's literally the AC thing we were just talking about. Well also, we talked about that cell phone because it says guy number one is calling. And I'm just glad that we were able to have a cell phone that fucking could do that. Like, yeah, it's pretty fancy shit. Oh, it's so whack. Yeah, so there's the house. Yeah, we look good. Gone now, torn down. Yeah. There's the kitchen with the hang space. This is where we spent n ninetyine percent of our time. The passage of time here. And also uh like you I know we talked about this before, but what like right to Kmart bought out the whole section of the cool guy shirts. So every one of our shirts is pretty bad. What is this one? Like a cool skull skull or something like that? Yeah. Fucking sick dude. Hardcore. Hello? Hi. Do you want to go to a party with me? No. The game's on We hung we've got some plates of sport teams from the Kmart and hung them up. Uh we put sports on in the background. I think we waited till the game was sports on. Yeah. Like I think we like had to find a channel. Because that couch is facing away from the TV just to make the show look good. Oh yeah, look at that. From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl. We like sports, so we don't care. Who knows? Blood volleyball, tennis, hockey, ball. The game is starting, everyone is here. I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer. Just two normal guys hanging out, having fun, right? Guy number two? Yeah, guy number one . E I like what Chester said about um how like we were just looking around this place and never ran out of ideas. It's true. Like what a jackpot to have this house when we came up with this conce One of them definitely has rich parents. Yeah. Well now they do, yeah. Oh my god. On the shot of the couch, did we put up plates on the sides that were like plates at K mart and taped them to the wall. Yeah, look at that. And then later we use those in the uh BB gun shooting range for ourselves as as targets. So cool. Very cool. E to the asked PCN is uh maybe the shot that Chuck Maybe we'll have to see. I mean, that floaty, we didn't buy it for this. We had already bought it, right? For real life. Yeah. Oh no, we love that thing. That was a lot of drinking was done on that floaty. I mean I we have great photos of Chester and us and uh Jonah Hill and everybody on this floaty . I feel like Jonah so Jonah sent a bunch of voice notes we'll which we'll get to after this, but like I feel like Jonah was there this day. And granted, we are lame characters. We're obviously meant to be as lame as possible, but I do remember being even slightly embarrassed doing this. We look so busted. Well what's funny is if like you look at this shot right now, like that's just us. Like we No, there's nothing wrong. Yeah. We're not really doing it. We're just like we're yeah, we're just in matching swim trunks. It's like we just look busted, but that's yeah. I guess we are. You know what I mean? Watching sports with girls hot tub with white t-shirts soaking wet white t-shirts is the whole vibe, you know what I mean? We knew that we knew we really were hidden on something with that vibe. It's definitely a little surprising that they would ever take their shirts off. Yeah, I like that these guys put on white shirts for the hot tub and took them off for the floaty, but let's just uh you know I guess there's some logic gaps happening. Watching sports with girls is a pain. They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain. Single, double, triple, home run. For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun. I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy. He's not a loud mouth like that cuthole Steve. Steve has a tiny yo-yo and devil sticks. Why is why is Steve willing to be in these videos? I don't know but he's but he was so it's like it's like we invited him over. He's showing up. Look at his face when he's walking up at first. He's so excited. Hey guys, look at his little face. I'm so excited to be here with my devil sticks. You guys want to play with this? And I guess what we're implying here is that when the cameras aren't rolling, we are happy to play with the Chinese yo-yo and devil's sticks. He's he looks like he has reason to believe showing up with these with a big smile is gonna work out. And I think it does. And then and now we know people are watching and we're like fuck off. Yeah, they hang out with Steve and they just need they're so picked on at school they just absolutely need someone to be lamer than they they are. But I think that they probably do hang out with Steve a bunch. He just seems like he's the neighbor who has cool gear. I mean we'll get into it in the next video, but he's got a s He's got it he's got it all. And a girlfriend. Well yeah, that's in the even next one. Yeah, yeah. There's progress being made. I wonder what high school we went to for that show. We like sports and we don't care who knows. What ball, what yeah, you can really get the scope of how much land there was here. I do like that we had the where withal to uh have me throw a frisbee and then joining shot as if I hit it, but then I'm yeah hitting it with a baseball bat and it's a different sport. Look at this hockey shot at the high school that we must have went to. Just you're just by a trash can, no hockey stick. How did we get the helmet, I wonder? I don't know how we got that somebody must have brought that. Fuck. Now when I say sports, you say nuts. Sports. Nuts. Sports. Nuts. When I say cheating, you say sucks. Cheating. Sucks. Cheating sucks. I drink whiskey cause I like the taste . You think it's bitter, but I think it's great. I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars. Don't believe me, smell our cars. But real men, and we just drove around parking lots till we saw a bright colored wheel. We we didn't go very far, dude. I think we walked up the street. I think that's the parking lot on the corner. Yeah, yeah. I do think that that is on the corner of where the house was. Oh. Look at these fucking sharp shoes. Just so stiff. If you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court. I'm team captain and I choose you. I'm the other team captain and I choose you too. We steal the ball and we're off to the races. Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like what That's uh Nori song. Nori. Yeah, it's Nori song. I feel like I feel like uh nobody ever got our references like No, all the hip hop references w yeah. I mean they're not that deep, but they're deeper than your average uh No, but I do I do like that every time we did one I would have to match the drums of the song. So like that little bum ba boom or like what however it builds. Yeah. I did have to go in and build those things so you had to listen. Yeah, so anytime we did like you know, whether it was the pong pong you had to make the wackest recreation of a cool song. Which is also the way that um oh god, which song was it? It's like I think it's a steady B song, but the um on Cool Beans, when it goes to Cool Beans, I think that's a rip-off of a steady B drum pattern. Uh and I can't remember what song it is, but way in the comments on which one it is. we did our live show we did 21 Savage. Yes. Yeah. How many bitches you got? A lot. A lot. We like sports and we don't care who knows. From the pregame jokes to the wrap-up show. We like sports and we don't care who knows ball, void ball, whatever. Tennis, hockey, ball. Throw me the baseball . Now toss me the pig skin. Now feed me the rock . Now give me the rock. One of my favorite shots. I'm so annoyed. I'm so mad that you took it from me. Like I'm just like, yeah, I know you have to for the song, but I really want to hold the basketball. Just take it back to the thing. I I do really like saying things like pass me the pig sp give me the pig skin or pass me the like it sort of points out how ridiculous words are even. Like pig skin, give me the pig skin. Oh shit. Here's some comments. What what's the most recent comment? Some comments. Five years ago someone wrote, These guys really had it all. Friends, sports, and a swimming pool And it's surprising that they had a pool. Watching sports with girls is a pain. They don't know the rules. There's no time to explain is another, you know, you really understand the fantasy that they're in of like why there's no It's it's pr it's why they don't have girlfriends. It's like oh god, it's just too much like we have so much going on that we could never believe me, girls would like to be here. They'd like to like and we we just can't tolerate it . We're always talking over the game. Oh, the pregame jokes of the wrap-up show. I also read. Yeah, they like it all . Yeah. That's definitely dad's thing. He's like he can't concentrate even through the wrap up show. And we're gonna be just like him. Inviting someone to smell our cars is that fucking call yeah, try to call our bluff, dude. Get in our car and smell it. Wow, these guys must really smoke cigars because it smells in here. Oh my god. Also the the whiskey's being bitter. Like we that's clearly we we both like dared each other to drink whiskey and we hated it. But also like when one of us would clearly write a lyric like I I drink whiskey, the other one would be like I also drink whiskey. Like they can't they have to be included. 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We should get one from Jonah Goldstein because he was uh We asked Jonah so we asked Jonah for one and he had a good memory for We'll Kill You and the Snake, which we'll play later, but he didn't have one for this, even though he was there the whole time. So then Yorm thought it'd be good to ask the other Jonah who was not there. Well, no, he was. For some of us filming it? Yeah, because Oh right. You said that you remember being embarrassed. So that really happened? That really that really happened. I I remember distinctly like him and he said that it was like one of his great let's see what he says. Here, let me throw it on there. Mamima , Orm Yorm, Andrew , I believe it's set fir es. It's uh Jonah, Jonas Hill, your favorite. And um uh Yomi asked me to talk about the time that I came by the house and you guys were shooting just two guys, and he had a vague memory of me being there. Obviously it was more memorable for me, being that I got to watch the friggin fucking Mona Lisa get painted right in front of my eyes. Like I was fucking in Leo the Da Vinci's fucking art studio, but it was in a house in the valley. And I was watching two little Michelangelos act their little hearts out attending to love sport s . Um that whole period, which I went over in earlier voice notes, was like the best period of my whole life. It was like right as we were able to like feed funny for our jobs, but you guys were smart enough to have like a really fun house we could all hang out at and swim and be stupid. And um I uh you know like it's brushmore where the guys like I always wanted to be in one of your fucking players be sure like I just always wanted to rap on one of your goddamn songs. Um but it was just so cool to watch what you guys were doing. It was like these guys are besties and brilliancies and they're making stuff that is gonna be like also like this is genius, you know? And um all jokes aside, it was like those memories to me are very sacred and they also are inspiring to be like that's how stuff should be made with friends being hilarious in please excuse Paw Patrol in the background. My son is watching Paw Patrol. But uh yeah dude, I can't wait to show my kids the fucking every one of them on the island videos. Anywho, it was so cool. It was hot. It you guys like hot like with the temperature and um you guys were just hilarious and I was just like this is such a cool scene, you know, this whole thing is just amazing and I'm lucky to be around it doing bits with these guys, having fun, spending my twenties around this kind of energy. Um love you boys. Love you, Jonah. That was very sweet. Yeah, that was very nice. Thank you, Jonah. And and here's uh a second one that he did. Oh we sent two. I also want to say very underrated actor in the Lonely Island is Mamima Shaffer. His weird body language in this uh film in particular is just uh Daniel Dave gave a style to me . That's very kind of him. He calls me Mamima by the way, in case anybody was confused what it is. Um great. I'm glad that we have another nickname for you. where he started going Mamima I did not know that. I d I forget why. I mean obviously it's Akiva. The syllables are Akiva, but I forget when it became Mamima. Well and then when AC alone had the song uh Makiva, we started calling you M'Kima exactly. Unrelated, but they're very similar. Well, that was very nice of Jonah as well. Hold on, he's got one last one. Oh, a third. Yeah, it's a lot, lot of Jonah. Here we go. No, I like it. Oh, one last thing. Um, it's so funny, man, because I just had this last member we went to this Mexican restaurant that you guys would always go to and it was so good. It was like one of the best Mexican restaurants I had ever been to. And the waiter uh was like, dude, when you guys get home, you gotta turn on Comedy Central because tonight there's this standing new show on um where one of the guys from Menon T ights is uh like uh stand-up does stand-ups, but he also does like uh uh stand-up obscures racial and sort of like the norms, you know, just like fures it, takes a torch to it, torches it. Um yeah, uh David. Uh was it Mel Brooks? It wasn't Richard Lewis, it was David Chappell from Tights. Yeah. And um it's it's out of this world, dude. I you guys have to remember watching it. We were cracking up. We were just like it's stitches. Anyway, um yeah, just two guys, very funny ski. Oh gosh damn. I should have expected that we were gonna get uh Rick rolled into David Chappelle's show. For those who didn't catch j uh Jonah's earlier voice messages uh or back on earlier episodes of this pod. Uh it's been an ongoing joke for almost twenty years now that Jonah tries to turn us on to this little known show. Oh my god. He does it I fall for it every time. I spent the first half of that voice note trying to remember what Mexican restaurant he could be talking about until I realized it was a big old lie . I just chewed on that bait. David Chappelle from Men and Tights. You know him from Men and Tights. It wasn't Mel Brooks or Richard Lewis. It was the other guy, David Chappelle. The guy who does stand-ups. Anyway, thank you, Jonah. Thank you, Jonah. I mean, we do say that we're two normal guys hanging out having fun, which of course is one of our favorite refrains to insist that we're normal. Probab probably inspired normal guy, honestly. An even less normal guy. If you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight was the second half of the being mean all night, which is also clearly has happened where someone was like, Hey, relax, and then like the fight happens. I mean it's clearly his mom their moms are desperately trying to keep their family together, I think. Dad's always ready to throw down. We don't like cheating. It sucks. Oh by the way, I love that font. Like that font is like clearly like one of those like first thought fonts of like, yeah, that'll work. You know what? Uh getting into our shop talk, because we again without the buzzards around, we get to just play. Thank you. Uh I can't remember if that's the wrong font or if in another version of it, maybe on the DVD. So when the albums would first come out, they would do a bonus version that had a DVD. And what happens is Final Cut Pro doesn't maybe now it'll warn you. But back then, you know how some you'll be on one computer, it'll have a bunch of fonts. Yeah. And then you might go to another computer that doesn't have all the same fonts. Yes. And is that what happened? It was a better. And then we were like at SNL on a different computer and they were like, hey, we need an output yeah for the DVD or vice versa for the for the website I can't remember and we loaded it up and everything connected it looked perfect so we're like great output at the right settings done and it didn't warn you that like hey because we were just using like out of per if you were doing this professionally you would never just be typing the words on you would do it in like illustrator create what's it called a PNG file or whatever some sort of a see-through file, transparent file that has the words and it would be locked in because it's just a graphic. Right. Like if Tara at S N L had given it to us. Yeah, and then you don't have to worry about this because it would never change. But we were doing it the way kids would. Yeah. Where you just are pulling up the typing thing and typing right into your video. And so when it opened on a new computer, it went to a default font. And we had always chose a lame font. Like I think the YouTube one is the correct one, but I think if you watch on the DVD that came with it, or potentially then that means the one on iTunes or on Apple Music might be the wrong. And I remember some kid at the time commenting somewhere that I saw So the one we just watched though is the correct one? I think I think the one we just watched is correct. I know it was a bootsy font either way. Yes. But it was a a font we had chose. The fact that whenever it gets to that point though, I always clock it and it maybe is the wrong one because like I always remember it be like you know, you have that sense of memory of like I feel like we chose something different. Yes. And and so there is two versions of this video out there by accident. Yeah. All right. I was looking through the things. I think we've uh kinda covered it, but it is my favorite and I love doing it on stage. So let's just see and maybe we won't include this, but maybe we will. Let me just go on YouTube here and see if I can find one of our We Like Sports Lives for us to just look at and see how it felt. So we did a uh like a test show in Pasadena. So this would be our very first time doing it. Oh, that was a good show. On a very in a very small venue. And by the way, low ceilings, good rake. That was a poppin' show. Oh, great rake to that. So this is just someone's iPhone footage of Bonnaroo 2019. And we are doing we like sports. Let's see how it feels . Oh my god. So the intro starts doing flashes with the lightning of photos we took from that when we were dressed. So just the wackest shots of us with dramatic music that you're hearing but it's just like as if you're about to reveal Batman or something. Oh this is fucking dope. As if the coolest guys are about to get on stage. But we just look terrified in those photos. Hello? Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? No, the game's on. Uh I'll be right there. We like sports and wheel game . I'm shooting hoodies for the Super Bowl. We like sports and wheel game. We sound perfect. We're probably able to perform this song live the best of any, cause it's like we're like we're dead on it. Dude, we're so tiny . Alright, so I'll fast forward. We don't care, who knows? Now when I say sports, you say nuts. Sports. Nuts. Sports. I say cheating. You say sports. That's fine.. Cheating Sucks. Cheating. I drink whiskey. Hearing 30,000 people say sucks. I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars. Don't believe me, smell our cars. We're railing. People are singing along. If you sing if we're not then see you of course I'm team captain and I choose you. I'm the other team captain and I choose you too. Then scare the other team with a mad dog take life . Bust down, thought to you. Boss down, thought you wanna see the boss down. Make it up, now break it down. Speed it up, now slow it down. How much money you got? A lot. How many problems you got? A lot. How many lawyers you got? A lot. How many times you got shot? A lot. Hey. Fuck with me and get some money. Fuck with me and get some money. Hey. Fuck with me and get some money. Hey. Fuck with us and get some money. Oh god, that sucks. Jesus Christ. Fuck with us and get some money. Oh, what a perfect performance. I feel like I had fucked up that little one part, but man, besides that, wow. 30,000 people having to watch that. And go nuts. Nuts. Cheating. Again, it was always the most incredible thing to like have people interact with that and be like, wow, people like this level of stupidity. You know what? I will uh go to We Like Sports Live again for one second because I feel like Pasadena was a full year earlier because that was the practice show for Clusterfest. Oh, and w we probably switched it up at the back. So I feel like if I fast forward to the end we'll have done different songs. Yeah, for sure. Bust down, Tatiana. I forgot. I want to see you bust down . This is a real time capsule. Fuck with us and get some money. Those guys definitely are gonna fucking change Alright, so I'll fast forward through this one. See you in four. I'm team captain and I two do. I'll the other team captain and I two do two. We still walk, now we're off to the ring. It's also because we knew we were prepping for Clusterfest which was in San Francisco. Yes. So we're like, let's do some base shit too. Oh gotta love it. Wait, I'm wearing a these hoes ain't loyal shirt. What does yours say? Can you see it? I can. Okay, we ended the same way. Hey! Hey! Hey! Fuck with us and get some money! Is yours say built by swag or something? Something something something by swag. I I just it it's funny because I think it's the same shirt, right? Like we the we're like costumed out now. Yeah. Really we were ready for our first big show. So this is technically our first show ever because we this was the practice show for cluster five. These hoes ain't loyal. All right. Well that's a treat. I mean blow the whistle and tell me when to go are still great choices. Toot toot toot toot. And then you said everybody and you can hear they start to go toot toot toot. Oh, those are the dumbest things. All right. Well . Oh wait, so I can't believe we waited this late for it. So we're in the house and encino. All our girlfriends at the time, maybe yours is a wife. Uh probably feel like Joanna and Liz are girlfriends. Oh yeah. Are all there with us doing their own things and Liz has heard it and goes, Hey, I wrote something, will you record me? And I can't find we'd have to go find the original hard drives from the Incredibad sessions, which we don't know where they are. So I asked her if she could remember it and I remembered some of it. So this is an a cappella version of a female response to We Like Sports that she did. It's like a diss track, right? Yeah. At the time. She just she recorded this when we were doing the Just Two Guys episode a month ago, a couple months ago. And I've been sitting on it. Here we go. Oh you talking sports and let me get in the game. You think sports are cool? Well I think sports are lame. You never listen when the game is on. And when you throw a pass, you think you're Don Juan. I'll give you this. You made a nice catch. When you met me, oh I feel like the original had an extra verse, but I we couldn't remember her recording and then and then me being like I like I would love to have had a response like three person discs, like Mari, Joanna, and Liz. Yes, they all dis There's still time guys. It's very, very cute. And it's in the tradition of like you, know, Roxanne Roxanne or something. You can't play with my yo yo. You know, remember that one? Oh yeah, totally. Yo yo ice cube back and forth. There was a kind of a trend of men and women like talking shit to each other. Yeah, ladies taking uh yeah, taking it back. Um that was great. Thank you, Liz. All right. I've loved talking to you today, Yorm. Shout out to the Quaid, shout out to Seth and Andy. I know we ribbed you guys pretty hard, you know, but you can take it. You leave the pot and you get a little ribbon. It's uh it's all in good fun. It's all joshing around. Uh all right, Yorm you wanna do the honors? I love you, bud. I love you too, Keith. Take it away, Arnold. Maybe it is better this way. We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. We could have been so good together, we could have lived this dance forever, but now who's done a dance with me ? Oh shit Thank you for taking it away, Arnold. Yeah, that was taking away my heart. Ooh . All right. Later, Arnold. Later, Quates