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We had all anticipated this matchup for months And then when you get it and it's here, And that happens This is why I love NBA basketball This It was going to be very difficult for that to exceed our expectations And it did ten fold Game one of the Western confonerence finals between the Spurs and Oklahoma City was I always worry about being prisoner of the moment, but that That is one that would like be on those classic games on NBA TV back in the day. It will be r Wenbinyama Here's what he looked like when he was twenty two years old in his first Conerence finals game and he put a forty twenty And first playoff run. and I got to say. I thought he left a lot out there. I didn't think I would say it was a great game But like I'm kind of unimpressed by the forty and twenty. And like I felt like SGA was kind of trash the entire game This episode of the Mismatch is presented to you by Weather Tech. Everyone knows winter is the MVP in making a mess. 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It's like I tell you to win the game and it's like I tell you all the time Bas up in the air, good coach, bad coach, good coach bad coach and You know, it didn't drop and I don't want to take anything away from Thunder in this game because That was literally Possession game. And you went through regulation overime and double over time before there was any separation that could take place. And there's these teams are going to look at fifty plays. that could have won them the game. and obviously The game winning plays at the end were made by Victor Winman now Absolutely. And u I thought Weemby was fantastic. and I think that I don't have the time to look at the shot chart. Like it's not even up yet but like It just felt like The closer he is to the basket the better off they are. And I think that's going to be like sort of the evolution of his early career 'ause you remember last year you was shoot all those jump shots Like it's just like hey, man, likeike I know you can shoot the threerees and go between your legs and stuff, but You're seven foot six and you get around the basket and you've got Alex Caruso on you who did a great job and made some great plays and for some turnovers, but like They don't have someone that can cover you And Chet on that one play when he got the An one was just way too late on the h. This's feature women Yama. The second the ball's in the air towards him, you need to help. Well, and when some Russo' in front of him. You say he needs to be close to the basket unless it's I believe it was one hundred eight one hundred five and he pulls from the logo That's where pulled up from. Jamal called I said. I was like I was like, I remember when Step hit that shot from that spot and I was like That is crazy that he just pulls up from that distance. And this man is seven foot six pulling up from the exact same spot. It made Biles obbviously we're going to talk a lot about everything that took place in the game. Let me just say before we get into everything two things that I will forget to mention that I want to mention about this viewing experience. Number one Tereico, Reggie and Jamal Crawford were great They bet the moment did such good breakdowns. the Iverson cut where SGA and Weby decides not to go to try to block it on the game time layup because it would have given up a wide open three in the corner. I just who hit a couple already and Terico's calls just met the moment over and over again. And the other thing is I got super frightened when it was going to be John Gobble, but Zagsarba John Gobble and Mitchell Anderson, that crew. they got out of the way game We are not talking about officiating in that game. that I mean, it all added up to Unbelievable. viewing experience when you've got Aazing basketball. Great announcers and referees that really stayed out of the way and it got megaphysical in that game, but there's not some kind of heinous call that took place. there's not some kind of ejection, there's not some kind of tech. there's not some kind of cameame deciding horrible thing that took place and Lord knows it could have Probably twenty times because we were in game winning situations over and over and over again in that game. But I thought just all around good job by everybody in f. I mean, I are I don' know, I kind of walk away from this and being like Alice Cruso had the game of his life. ame And that's what kept the Thunder on life support Like he had the game of his life on both ends and I the Spurs won this game out right. and I feel like the without a sort of like Cusso out of body experience They should have won in regulation Switching to Zone should not have thrown the monkey wrench into the Thundnder offense that it did in double overtime and overtim Well, here's the thing. it's just so hard to get anything within six to eight feet of the basket against them You have to be pulling him away from the basket and like you just put such an onus on being able to make shots, which Carusso fit that bill tonight right If you're going to if you're going to command the extra attention to SGA, if you're going to make SGA see two by the time he gets to the free throw line extended, which they were they were coming up to make sure he you're not getting all the way to the basket, right? You're going have to stop right there And getet the paint touch, kick out, paint touch, kick out and You know, it's going to be a different guy for them some night you We've been through this, right? We've been through Cason Wallace or Lu Gchill area L Yeah We could go down the list of guys that have shock for them pass and I did think as you said The Surs were in control of the entire game whole time. And then the fourth quarter, they were vomiting all over themselves and we were like, oh no. isn't here to calm this down. It looked like the team. trying to get into offense without a point guard. Castle had this just insane amount of turnovers in the game. eleven turnovers in eleven assists. I don't think I've ever seen that in my life. I don't think it's probably ever happened. It's a net neutral. It's like he made a couple of great plays, but sometimes just like Wow they like maybe Dear Fox should suit up. Like I know he's not okay right now, but We need him out there. I will say it speaks to the value of him and it speaks to why he was an all star this year and how much he means to them because you saw it especially in crunch time. Now they were able to get through without him you sow you know, how comfortable The last three minutes, it felt like Oklahoma City was getting everything they wanted to get and everything was a struggle for San Antonio And I be. You' a regulation. Yeah's's. Yeah. Oh I keep forgetting that we had like threees. have three. Yeah, ten extra minutes Well, the other thing is this They started that game in the absence of Fox That was the youngest erence finals line up NBA history starting lineup but Carter Bryan Carter Bryant made younger huge contributors in the first half. Carter Bryant was standing in front of the MVP They like like shake comes Alexander Whatever. what he I'll look at what he ends up with, but twenty four points fine He did not play well I understand they're double teaming you. You need to have a counter for that And him again as the zone, like that one turnover I hisuus is cut through the middle Through a turnover I think got tip by castle It was like, let's imagine that pass gets through what's Krzo going to do with this. He's got Picture Reminyama behind him I should just probably just run back out to the three point line to make another one. That guy shooting fireballs whole night I just I all I left this game feeling like Victor Winbinamaas the MPP not and obviously can't go backwards's a regular season award, blah blah, I left this game being like That's the best player N as yet I saw somebody post today the old Jordan interview Carl Malone. is given the you know, where he's like rubbing his hands together Yeah when they're about when they're about to go play them in the NBA finals and it obviously stug with them but it's like this is going to be Wemby tonight and Bro he had Fty one and twenty four on the road against the defending champions playing with A lineup that included a twenty year old, a twenty one year old, a twenty five year old, and a twenty four year old and him who's twenty two nine offensive rebounds Nine offensive rebounds It's because they're putting Cuso on it Like it was cute when they put Caruso on Yokch. Remember last year like around game five and Yokich had all those turnovers and the whole storyline was like, oh is Caruso killing Yokage He does a great job on them, but That's just That's not a strategy that's going to win you four out a seven. It's just not The funniest was in the game tying Weird drive off the Wong leg shot that he made Oh yeah They got the switch on to Jayalen Williams. It was I don't know if I've ever what what planet am I on where the seven foot five guy is getting screened away from This six foot three white guy in a headband so he go up against another guard. It was just bizarre. And he spins over his right shoulder and shoots it with his right hand. It was all bizarre And I mean, so many different things happened to this game And there were so many moments where it looked like Caruso is going to be the hero of this game or U Jaya Willies going to be the hero of this game or Chet be the hero of this game or Castle. almost like the Seven play they ran in overtime Dylan Harper just underthrew that. That was so perfectly executed And Castle could touch like the top of the backboard. So he could have gone up and got that. He just underthrew it and so Caruso was able to you can tell Caruso undercut Cruso was fooled on that b Yes. He was like Oh wait him Oh no.s it's going behind me becausecause I mean having when having using the seven five guy as a decoy R I'm watching Weimby and he's like, I'm just thinking like just get him around the basket. likeike why is he shoewing jumpers? Why doing jumpers? They're down three one hundred five, one hundred eight with twenty seven seconds left Weibin Yam is like fuck it. I'm shooting from thirty feet I'm seven foot six and it didn't even like go in. It just was like is back in the Rent down. It was just like it looked like Steph Curry. He's seven foot six like it's stupid to be down Th I think it's overtime onn the road And just thin you know what twenty nine feet Here's the de Here's the to you When you were talking about you walk out of this game go with that guys the MVP A lot of times when we talk about like the best players in the world, Or the rankings of these guys or most valuable player or whatever else. I always tell you Sometimes that answer is different Van Okay, we're going to play basketball game, line them up all on a wall and we're going to pick And it's like Who else guy? Who' exive? A you We could just do this like the schoollyard Right All right, we're going to play pickup Now we're going to put ten best players at the NBA up on the wall. whoo you want? Oh cany. Yeah. He just went on the road without his point guard in a game one against the number one seed and defending champions and put up forty one and twenty four with a logo three. He I called in my son Oh He's got finals this week. So like a good son he was studying And I said, you've got to get in here. And so he watched the rest of it with me. I mean We were tackling tackling at these plates dririve down where he takes one step and then hammers it See. cock his elbows to his ears and chuck it down on Ched H Ch and then grabs the ball and holds it in his arm like it's a football and he's a running back and just looks at Ched like You're a child. And then the block where he's across the court. just as extendo arms. Iiamot win the game and then stands there and tvent with his hands on his hips. Look, I know you don't like this guy. You got to fall in love Bs. No where you hated on that. love honestly I felt like I felt like sound insane. I felt like Mubbe didn't even play that well. Honestly Like, I think there's so much more no not trying to be a dick No I'm saying like she can play better Like I just feel like he has such a huge size advantage that anyytime they can scheme him in the role Like's a couple times he would get the ball inside and sort of kick out to his shooter. It's like, no dude, like we'd rather you shoot from six feet The cells shoot from twenty four Dunking on everybody all the time always. Like I'm a little bit like old school shack like that. Like you're the biggest guy in the park Go dunk the ball all the time. When looking at this box score How long Do you think Tom Tividu's erection will last He sees everybody played forty eight. fifty forty eight, forty eight, forty six. It so playa fifty minutes They had one guy off the bench play twenty minutes I think they wanted game one Oh my God. I'm looking at this like they didn't even shoot it that well from three, to be honest with you think they wanted game one playayedem all. forty five plus. Oh, I'm sorry, Champagne played forty four played one guy twenty minutes off the bench in a game that went to double overtime. Meanwhile on the Thunder side, you've got A litany of guys. They went down everything I mean, they had they had five guys play double digits. They had two guys off there They had three guys off their bench play twenty eight or more minutes I mean, It was the very beginning of the game, super early substitution Trusso for Iheart, like early there's like three minutes in the game. It was it was an odd. rotation pattern. I was like, this is interesting. You usually don't see subbs this early in the game And then what the first thing he does is hit three threes. I don't know I think the Thunder could play much better. I think the Thunder has a lot ofou searching. For a double overtime game you think like, Ohh, this is even I think the Thunder have to make some serious adjustments. SGA you cannot allow SGA to be taken out of the game like that. You have to scheme him ways to get open. Yes, they're double teaming him So pass, cut away getet off the ball, have someone else take it up Do something, set a staggus dream, do anything to help him perform. I feel like they did not help him He played. fifty one minute D one minutes in this game. lookook at my nose. How many shots did he have in the first half? Like four I mean, he was seven for twenty three from the game. He had the the he had the worst plus minus on the team He was minus fifteen Well, he's minus fifteen, but he was only off time. I over. Oly off the court for six minutes I know I just I felt like the Surs did a really good job of disrupting the Thunder offense And you know, I think that these are two great coaches and I expect Damatic offensive changes from the Thunder for Game two Well and you saw the Thunder the one thing that the Spurs did so well They kept them off the line team only wingG SGA played fifty one mines and didn't have double digit free throws in this game as a team They only shot nineteen in the entire game That's usually what SGA gets. usually what SGA gets and Well they got the ball out of his hands. The whole first half he didn't have the ball And I just felt they did not Do enough to make that not the case. They were very happy to have him give up the ball early in the shot clock and then stand while other people did things. Well and obviously bigiggest thing is they destroyed them. on the boort. sixty one to forty rebound And that was that was the well, I mean, that was the cost playay and small You know what mean lookook, I know Homegurn had the big blocks, but homeomegurn was not there for this I mean you can't play, you can't have Ched Holeser play forty minutes and get you eight and eight You could you could find anybody It could get you eight eight. the real quiet though seven shots and also SGA is getting rid of the ball early in the shot clock You need more from homeg I mean, the only one that was stepping up was Caruso and he was making literally It was maybe he kept him in the game. Holgren took three two point attempts. Think about that I mean, I think partly I think partly look, I thought SGA the game come to him and then I did think took over in that fourth quarter. I mean, that's when he had the twelve points and then probablyably gashed out a little. I mean playaying fifty one minutes in the game. That's just Well it was that there's no there's no training for that. They went to the zone and it felt like the thunder were not ready for it or organized against it. And they did it like five straight possessions. And it just feels like They should have an answer for that They they also have guys that can move their feet with him You know, there was a moment where I was watching this And this is the The curse of being being great is that these other teams are going to look at you and they're going to try to equip themselves to deal with said greatness. And we talked about this a lot when it came to U Minnesota and Denver that they were uniquely equipped because that was who the champion was And thens the Celtics N the Celtics. And the next will trade everything for bridges, No G andobi. We need wings to match your wings And you know personnel decisions are made with them in mind. This is who we're going to have to be. This is who we're going to have to deal with. And there's a lot of times where I was watching this game and I was like, okay, Wy obviously changes everything for in this game, but But Some of these positions They're just mimicking the thunder guys, but there might be a little bit better. Right because they've got Steph Castle and Dylan Harper and and these guys are long and they are active and they are athletic and they So it's like the same way we watch Keson Wallace and the same way we watch Caruso and the same way we watch it's like That's what they've got to. They've got a bject turnurnover Mega active defensive not just guards. You should not be able to put Rokie your second first round pick Carter Bryant a dunk contest dude on the MBP and then be like, did he Shut them down at two straight possessions Yes, b I mean, he really can move his feet and and the wing span is unbelievable I was I was really impressed with that it was like the I think it was the start of the second quarter. Like this there's like four stight possion home was like one he falum. but it was like Carter Bryant was like going toe to toe with SGA and making things hard for him Yeah in front of him again an ISO against the NBB who always gets foul, who always gets a line, who always gets a bucket Wh just seems inevitable He's going to get thirty points. And I think going into the fourth quarter he had like eight or whatever Yeah. And then I don't know how long he lasted after he took that weird three Carter Bryan Yeah there it is it was quick hook. I think I think they were like bro We put you in thereteen minutes. We put you in there to guard SGA. What are you doing He took two He just whats it. He just pulled up. Whatne of him was like in transit. He just good Yeah. He's like st, I'm out of here He was feeling good. I felt like Jade Dubb had some flashes some great moments, but you really did a couple of like like in transition when I think it was Visll slapped out of his hands on like a chop down And he pulled up for a three in transition where he probably should have given it up. 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My notes I seventeen pages notes for this thing. L I don't even know There's just so many notes because spiral notbook must be like Oh Sound notpook checked out.'s I'm done. I'm out. Well, especially after we go at the double overtime. I was like, okay I put in to w Binama double over timee, the three plays. that he made and The two biggest ones are Tomahog dononk on chet and then then win the game Well to get the and one on that, those are huge points. I think that took them to four points up. I want to say. Yeah. there was a yes, It was was huge to get that bowl. It's one thing if you three points up to go two possessions up and it's over And then at the end of the game pooor Steh Casso who's turned the ball over a thousand times like, you know what I'm going to do You know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to throw it thirty feet in the air Its so we did And to your point to your point. Wh are you twenty feet away from the basket? I mean, and he was getting frustrated because it was like They did a good job being physical with him and impeding from him getting down to a spot So much so I I laughed so hard when he trucked Caruso That was just Why did they review that? What were they looking for? Because of flagr Be of mister Bean, their coach. flaggrant Is that what they wanted off of that Yeah I didn't understand it at all That's yes He wanted them to review it for order. a flake I mean, I thought the spers had a better case of that being a flop than anything. likeike that was a flagrant foul Al I do like to your point. they made some good quick like Oh like you know, Harperers' down the ground with his face. Oh we got to hit in the head, we We have to review it. They look at it real quick. Make a call, move on. I like that And they got to look at it seventeen times. And they also have been fine. And they also got the calls right down the stretch. like the one where Weby gets his head landed on by Chet but the ball went out off his foot. you know, seven feet falling over. I thought Caruso had his foot on the floor when he threw it off at Weemby at the end. I did too. I was like, I was like, I don't know. if we're going to start reviewing things like I don't know because hesly very hand and foot on the floor when he threw it off a Wy. But its such a great play And what fun game Oh dude, that was the best. honestly. That was the best. and I I mean Obviously, San Antonio takes control of the series Being able to do it without Fox is Aazated Fox. it's not just like they need being able to do without Fx if you're up by fifteen with four minutes left like No, the thunder dribblet it out until the shock loock runs down. That's one thing, but to go to double overtime and to have at least like super high pressure possessions without your veteran point guard It's Huge win. However and it was It was a colossal mess. Like they got bailed out. There was the huge champne three from the corner where he was like covered up And and they did knock down some really big corner threes, which that was going to be a thing to keep a lookout for and it will be a thing to keep a lookout for throughout the series because I was reading this morning one of the previews that they had Oklahoma City gives up the most cornered threes in the NBA. They allow the most. and San Antonio the most from the corner And so that was going to be something to certainly keep an eye on in this. And of course, down the stretch Champennei hit that huge U But again, those weren't like Great looks. like I said, I thought in that fourth quarter, especially When I know that that's the thing that the Thunder are going to be kicking themselves about is not closing it out then and letting this thing go to two extra periods. I thought the Thunder got everything they wanted and I was like, o. Oh disagree Oh no, they got what they wanted down the stretch. Oh down the stretch. sure. I felt like I just felt like the whole first half. they were just discomobulated. No, no, no. overt time and over time and double overt timee againess that zone. they did not get what they wanted No, I'm talking about the fourth quarter. That's what I talk about for. Yeah. I mean that well they were down by nine and they stormed back And then like everything was hard for the spurs and three crs Wzy. Yeah. That place is just elevated, like the whole arena lifted off of the ground like a spaceship And then Weimbi hits that logo three and it fgs back down to eararth You know, it is crazy to watch. And I know that they were getting run out last night, but when I lauded markets like Oklahoma City for their crowds You see the difference between like having to play in that kind of environment versus like even what we watched last night Detroit and Cleveland. It was like a different world That and it's going to be the same way at San Antonio. These theseese are going to be severe court advantages where you just have to play unbelievably well to not get rattled. for a young team feeaturing a young star to go in there and do that on the road in the absence of their veteran point guard And him have forty what was it forty one and twenty four? And twenty four twenty four friaking Nine offensive rebound. And I thought he got called for over the back that was kind of bullshit. He's like my arms are too long. The ball's over there. I'm just grabbing the ball. like C you imagine like No lie And this is the sign. I had people texting me tonight that have not texted me in forever. and like group texts that I'm on that aren't related to basketball where everybody was talking about when bit out. They mentioned it at the end. They were like, if you're a casual fan that just happened to tune into this F that way off run. That was the coming out party where it's like If you just happened to like tune in to NBC, you would be like What is this guy What is this guy He's seven five and he's pulling logo threes and tomahawking on other seven foot. I just feel like their best offense is just like he sets a pick rolls to the basket, the ball handler closes his eyes and just throws the ball in the vicinity of the rim super high. Like how does that not work I don't understand why he's catching the ball like the mid post with his back to the basket It just feels like have him roll and just toss the ball the air. He's going to get fouled or dumk it There are people now keep him from his spot. To your point about the way that that would be effective. L Caruso. you saw Julius Randall. Eron Gordon. P Gordon did it Randall did it There is going to come a day that I fear tremendously. For everyone on Eth where he Bills out And you're not and he's going to get where he wants to go And it's it's over I think that we should fsotest. It's really over for should file a protest. R if he if his if he fills out and like he gets like real muscles and he keeps getting bigger and stronger It's already Surreal. Some of those plays down the stretch don't even It's subhuman Truly. I know they call him the alien, but honestly like, how does how is this a human being that's doing this? This seems unfair. Quick aside, very disappointed by the alien file drop. There's no aliens. someomeone' showown me a picture of an alien. Ts are going to drop these files when you're the goverment and then you put out a bunch of photos of like frisbees flying through the air I need to see real aliens, bro. I need to see the aliens. Someone show me a body of an alien, please Thank you very much. Back to the game.s fun. I still This is going this is going to blow your mind. I'm gonna do a Vverno move. You're going to love this bverno All right, good. Okay, wait You're gonna love this for now. Good. almost see. look, sits back. lays out never lays out my hair Thunder and six Heail Nw, Thunder and six. I didn't think they played that well. Honestly, I honestly didn't think they played that well at all. Yeah you know why F really get Yeah let Microphoneess over there for no, no one can hear I'm getting my Massur basketball cigarette. I can't get mie. It's missure not missur. We miss Bket We smoking on that okayC pag. That's a check back Chet, this used to be like a thing. Don't call this a rivalry anymore Uhh, check. You shot the ball seven times, my guy. You took three two point attempts Give me giveive me my French cigarette. We smoke it on. o, St thans they aren't even in the Caruso had thirty one points in the basketball game. And they went to double overtime Cusso. So so how does how does that make you feel good about what they did? I just feel like I you think that like it that be replicated? I feel like it was a dud. I feel like the thunder I feel like the Thunder Honestly throut a dog. They probably should have lost in regulation Aan and no answer for the double team and then no answer for the zone. It's very disappointing. Let me tell you something You know, they played five times during the year, right Yeah, I'm familiar. Yeah, the spurs bust their ass then Now they just did it without their point guard Okay. and J Dubb is back So I don't I don't like your projection. All right, I'll be right, G you wrong Proven to have their number. You will say that There's been no evidence to suggest The San Antonio doesn't have their number that they are uniquely equipped to deal with this with this team And you do not you do not trust Oklahoma City to shoot their way out of this because they ain't doing it in the paint. I promise you that. ' that joker is pinning stuff. I mean, you can't even get near the fame. He's just standing inside the brethrow line and guys like back N was doing it L that remember that that little mini that SGA missed and then when we laughed at them That was a great pass from Caruso. behind the back pass, wide open SGA, a seven foot jump shot Then he missed it Be he was looking at Victor. You know, and SGA did not pass it to Caruso on the one breakaway that could have been an easy look for him he didn't exactly return the favor on that. But I mean, E he is I think there was J Dob if I' There's no deterrent like this guy. There's nothing like it never been anything like that. I've never seen anything like it Don't talk to me about Motumbo. don't talk to me about anybody else peopleeople don't even like blocks that he get are out of The minuscule amount of opportunities he has to get blocked because nobody shoots it around the guy In the Wolf series, he almost blocked one over the. basket into like the second row in the arena The upper bowl It's unbelievable. And Chet is this they said today on the broadcast. this reminded me they're like, Chet runner up and defensive player of the year. I'm like, sure. the same way like I'm a runner up in a hundred meter street sprints against youane Bolt. likeike yeah, I came insane Yeah. Is not we're not the same. Yeah. I am second technically. But like, I mean, you watch what Winbbe did defensively, what Chet did defensively, like they're not the same I will give check credit for the block on WB at the for the game winner. That was amazing. I mean there's there's probably a game saving play. I mean, I know that they got a hand on it Whatever, but still there's probably like five people on the planet that could have blocked that sh And Chid is one of them. So good. A Taco Fall is another and he's play playing in China Right. That was I mean What is an Alheimer? So what do you too? Like what do you take away from this one? Like when you're like, all right because it's hard. I just want to say to the people listening tomorrow morning, like we literally started recording the second the gamees open. We haven't heard anything from the post game We don't know if anyone's hurt. like this is just an instant reaction to the game. My instant reaction would be U Thunder will respond in game two U SGA will be much better In games to, right? like that's the way this stuff goes Um their role players will step up and play extremely well and will get a tied series. That's what I would guess That would be my That's my instant my instant reaction is that this is going to be an incredibly hard fought series. that I do think This was massive for now now they will get Fox back for game to But I think this is massive towards the Spurs winning this series because I do think the sppurs are going to be damn they impossible to beat four out of six. that you could beat them four out of seven, but I think it's going to be really I mean be unbelievable to beat them four out of six games, especially when they've got those games in San Antonio, which are going to be lit too I think this one was huge, huge. I was just the same way about like the pistons offense. like Guess what? Kid's going to get doubled. SJ is going to get doubleled Bruss is going get doubled. guys like Luke are going to get doubled. like You have to have a counter for that. And I was very disappointed. Thunder sort of like lack of response to that. when Brunson gets doubled, he passes to brridges or heart and then they swing swing to OG andobiia hits a three and they jog back like you going to do that again because the same thing' going to happen again And I felt like the pistons couldn't handle it. They didn't have the secondary creators and shooters to to sort of make them pay for it And tonight I just felt like they kind of just like glitched And against the zone, they clitched I thought it was really good for M Jhnon to switch that zone because they didn't didn't have answer it Big shot half court Miss. Johnson did a really good job. I thought both those coaches had a lot of really good The HTOs from Dagonal. 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Visit Chevy dot com slash trucks to explore the lineup. craz. because they didn't need that two for one And I mean, they got I think SA said when he went to his left and shoted his right and he got a bucket in like four seconds Also down the stretch onene of the guys that we have not spoken about much. may be in passing, but should is Dylan Harper. Dylan Harper twenty four tonight. That is the most points by a rookie in their first conference finals game since Andrew Tony in nineteen eighty one Gene eighty one I I can't believe it. I mean Dylan Harper took the second most shots on the team that won in a double overtime game in the Western conference fininals and he's twenty years old You ready for this one No Dylan Harper had twenty four points You're going to love this twenty four points eleven rebounds, six assists. and seven steel. Jesus and joined Magic Johnson as the only rookies since nineteen seventy three seventy four to record over fifteen points, five rebounds and five steals in a conference finals game That's not I mean, Youin more old Leard who win won for seven from three and Castlein one for six from three and they won the game Seven steel. I don't remember the steels. He must have been like other people getting deflections and him grabbing them or something. I don't remember him like getting a bunch steals. do you? Sevene I feel like How many did Caruso have? I feel Caruso is Turn it up Yes his two steelals for Caruso, but we all saw him deflect the ball, someone else grabs it or whatever. like Steels are kind of a funky stat. Here's some more, here's some more from this game All right, I'm going to give you some moreds as we're wrapped up talking about this one Vor Win Binyama had twenty four rebounds tonight. Dave Jacobi Listener. The Thunder starters had twenty three What Victor W Mina had twenty four rebounds tonight The Oklahoma City starting lineup had twenty three The out rebound. Oh my God. The entire thunder starting lineup. The rebounding matchu upp was seventy to fifty It's because nine of those are Wimbanyama on offnce Alex Caruso at thirty one points The most points off the bench in a conference finals game since in the microave John Tyler Hero. twenty twenty twenty buubble. Yeah, that m sense. Yeah. He should have started That they had like a Dgic starting in front of them or something. Also Steph Castle had seventeen Six rebounds, eleven assists We know that he had the eleven turnovers. We had so many turnovers too Okay, how about this one? You're ready for this year. I got some more for you. Dylan Harper twenty four eleven six and seven steelals as we mentioned F player to have twenty one, ten, five and five Conerence finals game since Larry Bird twenty one, ten rebounds five steals and five assays. Yes. It's Larry Bird And that's there's no age requirement on that. That's just anybody. And one, ten, five and five. I feel like that's been done, right And when Binyama join Th players with a forty twenty conference finals game Moses Malone, Karim Abdul Jabar and Charles Barkley That's the list And now Victor Wimbidama after tonight So I'm looking at this. That'srageous. I'm like, I'm looking at the plus minuses, not a love plus minus, whatever, but like Remember, it's a double overtime game, so plus minusus should be kind of like neutral. right in a double overtime game Luke Cornett and Harrison Barnes are bo minus nine. Like if you're over twenty six, you probably shouldn't play. Pro shouldn't be in the game doing. The best while you're looking at that box score Go look at my man, six man of the year Klda Johnson. straight He had no other stat And then thirteen points Are we gonna to turn over in a fowl? No No rebounds, no assists, no seal, no nothing. nothing I don't remember I don't remember him impacting the game that much to be honest with you. I remember I remember Luke Cornet pissing them off by hitting dude in the face. the face and then I heart got all mad about it. I know, but there's it wasn't that was a big huge nothing I'm still shocked that like Weembi elbows Naz Reed in the face and no one on the wolves does anything No one's going to remember that. We was going to remember when back D't get all over everybody. You realize why Nobody did anything We talked about it because you think that every thought it was unintentional Oh no, I've changed my opinion. I do think that's part of it Also, U After you saw the spurs emasculate them That whole thing fractured like no other team I've ever seen They were all just telling tales. They're like, we didn't we don't likeatird were everyverybody hates J is real Do you remember the whole story was Jul Randall stopped smoking weed, and he's much more present with his teammates now. Remember that story from last year? I was like, these guys hate each other Yeah. so giving up with eight minutes left That was really bizarre. It was it was like the buzzer sounded. There's a report like, o, there's going be major changes for the T Bowols this off season. I'm like they just lost five minutes. It was just really straight there like we never developed the right habits H You know, we dealt with moodiness. Nasid's like I want to play small forward. Like what is going on?t J just beat Yogkage and the nuggets It was so weird you remember the fire Jade McDam's wants to fight everybody. Yeah. He's talking about no one can guard him and he's going out there scoring thirty two points and then they lose in a hard fought series in which they're hobbled great team and the whole thing just fractures Anthony Edwards is like in the middle of the fourth quarter. congratulating the firsturn And telling Chris Finch, don't put me back in The whole thing was just bizarre Really bizarre. That was really bizarre Listen I've said it before and I'll say it again. Julius Randall will disappoint you in the playoffs He will disappoint you in the playoffs. You didn't like his minus thirty two in a g. The thing is is you can only be disappointed if your expectations are high enough and he'll play well enough to get you to those expectations up there And then he'll devastate you. They're going to trade him for a bag of potato chips And man I saw this guy, somebody posted this thing on X earlier today and it was this guy and he was like as the biggest Detroit pistons fan in the world I am here to tell you that I am calling on this front office to get somebody with Kate Cunningham that he needs a second option. And that man has to be Julius Randall. This team This team needs to do whatever it takes to Julius Rand. No, no, no. And then I clicked on the profile and it's a guy from Minnesota I was like, that's pretty brilliant Yeah It pretty L tell my wife like, I got a babysitter for tonight. I' like, Oh, you did great. Wh did' you meet her? She's a stripper, a dancer, her cooco. She'll be over in half an hour All right, so look There's nothing experence h No, Spurs and six there's that can happen I don't want to say nothing liiving up to that Oh my God. For the Nicks and the calves tomorrow night That's a tall tat I mean just I'll just say this, just living up to the expectations. I think that you were right and I rarely say this to say I was so excited for this series. I've been excited for this series since February You know what I mean? And to see game one be like this just like this is I saw game one and I said Webi can be better. SGA can be better Both of these teams can make adjustments like feels like Opening salvo. of a long This is the first battle in a long war. Yeah. just Jaylen Williams got the rust off because that was his first action with them. They eleven turnovers. They didn't have box. like it just feels like there's a we're going to see a lot more Bet basketball from both There's no way they're going to get out rebounded by a thousand every game. Chet's going to take three two point shots in the next game. three. Like someone like You're supposed to be a rival with this guy. No, no, I fully expect the response from Oklahoma City and you can't just can't if you're Dagon, you can't be like Don't worry about Wimby. we've got Caruso on him What I think it's going to be great. I do think that We got more than we bargained for in game one and it makes me super hopeful for the rest of the series. Regarding the Cavaliers in the Kicks. the Cavaliers got there by getting stomped out in a game six on their home floor and then stomping out the pistons their home. Unbelievable. likeike I build my whole Sunday around this game. It's my entire Sunday built around this game. And it started what eight o'clock is tip is what eight twelve. Yeah byy eight forty. I was like, this sucks is It did. this is boring. Donvan Mitchell trolled that game. They could not stop him from getting downhill And then he was just like they just Dunker spotted them to death. He's just dhing off to guys Mobly cutting down the lane throwing the log to Jared Allen. I mean, he was so good setting up his teammates and then Sam Berrel was Dead ee justust flames. No was. Sam Merrill Alice Cruso, I sense a theme. Yeahep S Tyler Colick, who do we have on in the next? We we got any wake guys? We got Colick, that's it. I think that's it. God What do you think when you when you got done watching obbviously Cleveland is that a Tough go playing against Toronto and pistons, which are not exactly on the level. of the New York Kicks who have put up like truly Oh historic first two rounds. I think I saw earlier today. Let me get the I get the I might get the number right here said u The Kicks through their first two rounds have outscored the Hawks of the Sixers by an average of nineteen point four points per game best differential for any team Tw rounds in forty three years of sixteen team playoff format. O Tnal I had way too much time today to preview this series I went down deep. It was so stupid. I'm watching their first game on opening night. Porty and Yabu Se were like big factors because Mitchell was hurt. And like I cant I'll start watching this game. I'm like, what am I doing? Like they're a completely different team now playing you remember the Christmas game? The next game was Christmas whereere the Cleveland's up by seventeen or whatever and then Brunson and Jamal Crawford of all people just take over. Like I just don't think there's a lot of transference from these games. T whatever's going to happen next. But like I have concerns as a nickan. U like What's the big story about the Nick Barneau Oh, we made Carl Anthy Towns the focus of the offense. we're giving him the short role. He's a distributor now. He had O Kong Woo The husk of Jolan Bede and like Andre Drummond covering him You know, like mobly is a different thing Like if we're just going to be like, hey, Carl Liny Town is going to take us home with his distribution capabilities and scoring I don't know, man M was pretty good He's a pretty good defender And we got to see what OG looks like I think OGese could be fine. I mean, he was day to day two weeks ago. He was a full participant practice You know, it's just like can everybody stay as hot as they were Okay, how about this? Yeah, it has been a long time off. So there might be some rust, right? It's the rust versus rest. Rest Yeah sure. Okay. Okay. I'm going hit you with something that might be applicable though saw this today I saved it White guysy are shooting eighty percent in last two. Oh, I got a white guy. Oh His name's Dean Wade Oh yeah. Dean Wade guarded Jayen Brunson in all three of the regular season games between the Cavs and the Kicks According to NBA's tracking data Frontson Combined first st Six points on one of fifteen shootings to assist. Dean Wade as his primary defender. He's big, man.'s big than you think. Is Dean Wade the Brunsen stopper Th thing about the NX now is like you can have a Brunson stopper. If OG's going to shoot sixty percent from three and Josh Hart's going to shoot forty percent from three, it's fine. And C Towns is going to get all these assists. It's for me, I don't really I think there'll be a lot of points in this series. Beuse I don't think there's anyone that can stop Brunson, sorry Mrter Wade and the Wade family Um And I don't think there's anyone I don't know who's going to I just feel like They're going to show this to Dean Wade on an iPad. He's going to say and I took that personally. That's fine Um Wh Guards, Donvan Mitchell and James Harden's going to get everybody in foul trouble in the first five minutes Cat's going to have three fouls after the jumpball. and OG a lot of relying on him. like like I'm concerned I'm concerned. Nix out five. Nixon five. It's the same team that could barely beat the Raptors. You know what I mean It was like What were the raaptor so good at switching everything, right? The Nisson switch everything. And you want to attack Brunson, go ahead. We've got help defenders This is the same team from three years ago where Jared Allen was like, Oh the lights are too bright. completely punped. Also just such a wing advantage. You know, that was a thing that Toronto brought to the table. They just didn't have the guards and the bigs to go with it. I did Jamal shed and Yaka Portal But bar and We're both awesome against him I just The next this off season, I mean, post season have been very consistent You can rely on OG and Bridges and you can rely on Kat and you can rely on Brunson Donovan Mitchell, the best way to sort of encapsulate the Donovan Mitchell experience this post season, the guy had four points in the first half and thirty nine in the second half James Hardy Three straight shots to miraculously win them was a game three And then he has like fourteen turnovers in seven minutes in the next game Moby disappears. completely disappears first half of that piston series and then comes to playays well. They're just sort of like O and on yingy, yangy And I I think ultimately The next will win this series, but There is a lot of talent in that Cab starting five which is why I would have preferred to play the pistons Well in the pistons We talk about this a lot where it's I say Sometimes There's a reason why players are typically older when they win And You saw the reaction to Kade and you saw the reaction to Durin and Asar Thompson or whatever and like There was a part of me that was like, Hey man, we do need to kind of take a step back and realize the age of these guys and that they are growing into whatever they are eventually going to become. There's no question that Detroit needs to build out around Cape Cunningham and they do need to find the spacing and they do need to and these guys do have limitations but they're also young And they're also going to become best version of themselves when they're in there Post twenty five That's when they're going to become the best versions of themselves. but because guys come out of college after a year and then we get them into the mix and then they have a great first four years and now they're getting paid They're getting paid an amount of money. is greater than possible production because when you get paid to who much is given much is expected and you're probably not going to deliver. It unless your name is Victor Wembinyama and none of that matters. And you're an alien. Yeah. But but honestly, like you just now feels like you get picked because of potential But now you get paid because of potential too That's right. So you should get picked because of potential and paid because of performance. R. But if you're during And you're, you know, well he performed Ebody it was a regular season. But he's going to get paid. based on what the front office expects him to turn into instead of you get picked for potential then paid for performance And it's the way's structured and it's not like broken. It's just kind of the way it is You find look man, you find another He, you got you give me Kade Osar And and and Duran And then you find me another playmaker and another shooter to space that floor And I'll roll with it. As long as they got Cpe Cuttingame, they're going to be a team that's in the mix every year. It feels a bit like early Mabs Luca where like this guy is really special But he does need a supporting cast custom tailored for his strengths and what works best around him because I think that Kate is that sort of offensive engine. I don't think he can single handedly take a bunch of like crafted role players to the finals like Lua did. but What is around him now is not best suited for him Correct I will say on the Thompson front. because he made a name for himself defensively that Kenny Acketsson press conference where he was asked about the adjustments made And he said adjustment Stay away from Thompson. No if Thompson's near the ball p the ball, getet it away for get away That's something you can only say after the series is over and you won, buts get away Yeah mess it Get away from him Yeah, but also When he's on offense, get away from him. That's the problem Get away from him. What' that strategy on both sides of the court? And that's the problem. Well, he just needs to be able to play the Dunkers Honest No man. you need to be able to knock down a seventeen foot jumphot, dude. You're an NBA basketball player. I'm over here. But know, let me guess. you can tell a story when you saw them, it's a workout when they were kids. No, no. I'm saying he's so dominant He's so dominant on the defenseivevent that he's just I mean, yes, obviously knocked down a corner three and played the Dunker spot Yeah That's all you got to be able to do And the rest of it could come in transition. I I mean, look I don't think you're ever going to look up and the guy's a dead eye shooter So you take the Some people, you take the best st of You take the best. I think Josh Hart is a good comp where it's like Bays D. obviously he's not us or andamend Thompson, but he couldn't really shoot but he hustles and he plays defense. he does all the things and the transition, he's great And then he, you know, he starts knocking them down forty percent and can't leave him alone You knocks down two of them early in the game and you call time out and you got to change your defense Before we get out of here, because we wanted to talk about both these games and we did not expect that this is going to be so epic tonight. Before we get out of here, I do want to ask you What do you think about Sam' breaking the news about SGAs NVP before Amazon Prime could do it and before it was announced. Yeah, obviously. obbviously they were going to announce it yesterday and then he was going to get the trophy tonight. and then Wy was going to urinate all over there. but R. What' do you think about it I used to work at the Entertertainment and Sports programing Network for quite some time And some tells me that the old inside the NBA crew was going to announce the NBP of the leeague that Shames might have kept that to himself Yeah. so I did see a lot of people like his job is to report. And so he's reporting and he even said my job is to report And they're going to do reporting, right? there's a big there's a Mickey Mouse logo on the check though. If I got the news say you think there's no way he breaks that news. it's theSBS If he does, he gets a fucking phone call, sorry for cling. That was the step on Amazon Just, I've got the information I'm going to put it out there But it's not like it was a close race. likeike I mean, I assumed SA was going to win. didn't you? Like wouldn't you be shocked if it was Yelkits or Weby So it's like it's kind of a non story to me. All. I would tell you this before we get out of here, you're going to love this. Im to love this Yeah. I did so much research for Nick's Cals thinking that we would be previewing it. We talked about it for like seven minutes I know everything about the three giges they played this year. Yeah stupid That was a waste of time. Yes I've broken one story like that where it was like at the time, Woage got literally everything. You know That's the way this goes. I was a local reporter and so you might get like a local thing. here and there but not real I broke a story that Mark Gasal had one defensive player of the year in the NBA So And I'm going tell you this story because you're going to love how this happed. I'm doing afternoon radio Ting The Grizzies are in the playoffs against I believe it was the Thunder I think they're playing against the Thunder in the playoffs whenever the year that he does a seven game series, man U I believe so And so anyways I'm about to go on the air at three o'clock in the afternoon. And I get a call at like two thirty That afternoon And it's Tony Allen and I'm like, oh God, what's going on? I got to pick this up He starts yelling He's like I was like, yeah. And he's like Man, I got to tell you this. He goes So Lionel Hollands at him hit like really butted heads and Lyel would not he's like he's like, he's like dude hadn't talked to me in a month He hadn't talked to me in a month Keep in mind, this is the grandfather. It's one of the best players on the whole team. He's like, he a't talk to me in a month. He goes, we was just getting off the bus here in Oklahoma City He said, this dude going put his arm around me And he's like, Tony on, I need to talk to you He said He said to me he said I just want to be the first to tell you March Marasw one defensive player of the year That award meant the most in the world to Tony he wanted to win that thing so badly And he was first team all defense and he was going to win it Everybody thought he was going to win We did He said He said, this mom fuckking gonna tell me. He said Martin N Sul one deep head to part of the year. And I was like And he was like Can you believe it is shit? He's like it's the first thing this dude said to me. He was so mad. And it l it led to him being this defensive terror in the playoff because he's so mad. And I said, who who. Now he's just yelling and screaming into the phone. I said, Tony That's news, bro. Nobody knows that. He's like, I don't give a fuck whatever. And so anyways, I get done. I go and tweet it out. I was like, sources. Marcusal has won se the player of the year I was like, how did you know? I only knew because Tony was fissed. He needed someone to talk to. He was mad He was mad that he didn't win it becausecause you know, Lo Hs enjoyed telling him about it Like he enjoyed that conversation. Yeah. Arm around is a nice touch too. It was like, dude You don't talk to me for a month And you're my coach. And the one thing you have to say to me is guess what slow foot markets defensive player of the year. The thing you wanted the most of your life was just won by your teammates teammate And you wanton it hilarious. Hilarious That was the story I got to break But I only got to break it because Lionel was being addict to Tony. Take that Choms. I was doing this way before you. It probably way before years ago. Choms Well Blake Griff Blake Griffin told him to go to brrunch. B Brunch your nerd. I like a lot I don't think I've been a brush on a my entire life like twenty years. I this weekend. We only got Mother' Day brrush. We did dinner because on Mother'sdayay I take all the kids away from my wife That's That's the goal, right? I put them to bed. Yeah. So you could be in MSG tomorrowight Hell no. hell no. Let's get a let's get a get Let's take a quick look. look. Let's get a get in priceed I mean, I don't know. What we got What we got for a get in price ll look at it right now. I won't say where I'm looking it up because no free ads. Let's just see. it's going be the first thing it's going to pop up Let's see Eterc finals game one M Mineays five sixty four No doesn't Yes, five hundred say that five hundred and sixty four dollars The Oh, the cheapest one I got is six hundred and thirty three back against the wall But you understand, I've sat in those seats before Lgs Right next at Harry Styles banner. You can't see the ball. Do you know what I mean It's kind of like watching hockey when you can't see the puck. It's like you see how people react like you can't see the ball Yeah, it looks like lower bl were a thousand at least At least Yeah we're over ridiculous. Yeah we're two thousand. I mean, come on. it's the cs. I just saw A seat in the twelfth row And I was like, that's a pretty good price. It's eighteen hundred dollars. That's like rent money You know' go So high we're gonna to get a little personal here I'm good You found good I don't want get personal Yeah. I cry easily. I' mean thereone no, no, no. We're going to get personal I stay I stayed at your house. You got and you got a son's room and you got the twin's room and now you got a and you got a baby room Baby room. ye. The bab room has no windows. Here's the question. Do you have to go somewhere to watch the Ns gang Oh yeah. do. You can't do that there. No, so so it's a great question Yeah, seeee? Great question. It's great question. What do you do? Because I have so many children, I rent this place that I'm sitting in right now is an office that I rent It has no windows. And I'm surrounded by shady massage. people with their own tiny rooms with no windows. What's in What direct? Not saying I'm kidding. And earlier tonight I'm watching the game and I've got the volume on one hundred, right? Just on my laptop speakers Some neighbor starts knocking on the wall nine thirty at night and I'm thinking like, you can knock on the wall all day. I'm not turning this down. You can knock on my door and talk to me like an adult. You know what I mean? Like Don't be knocking on my wall. and they we're knocking on my wall constantly for like four minutes. And I'm like somewhere Some old lady giving my massage listening to Mike Tico and Rity look through the wall and they're just knocking on it because they don't want to leave the massage room. And I look up these shady massage parlors, like I look up because they've got a name of their company outside of the door. So I look them up online and if you look online, it looks like a spot You know what I mean? Like you would think for sure not Yeah, this is this is an office building This is an office building And these people across the way here, there's blank, blank energy solutions and there's like four of them working together in a tiny room with one window. and I'm like, this is the most miserable work environment I've ever seen in my life. So yeah, I come here to watch the game. and I'm also producing a game over with Max Kalliman and Rich Paul Tomorrow, they go live after the game. so I have to do the rundown and talk to them on the phone and stuff. So I'll be working tomorrow during the game. But I've also committed to a dinner that starts seven day dinner for a close friend I had to text his wife today and be like I apologize, but I will be leaving dinner early But my wife will be staying. The games at eight The gamees quote unquote, eight but really like eight, fifteen So I'll stay for appetizers and I'll toast and And then I'll sneak out mid dinner But you what you go to this We'reere' we say here Mre. Yeah, I'm surrounded by Misuss. Yes. There's the strangest. There's a CPR place in this Is's a room just full of mannequins where they teach you how to do CPR. And they never lock the door, the door' open. it's just like mannequins there It weird dis place. It sounds like it And in the I won't even say, but there's a there's a speak easy restaurant in the lobby of this office building Have you gotten them aside Oh, I'm crazy No, you're not No I've seen these people. They don't even have customers They stand around all day, chit chat, eat smelly food. You don't have customers.' getting massages around here. A lot of like makeup S Well there's a lot of places you can learn how to do makeup and learn how to do You don't see you don' you don't see like creepy guys walking in and out of there N I'm feel like two And but most of the time they're like, what is this place? Like I thought I was going to a spa They always have this look on their face like, God damnit, I got God I've seen like three customers in two years. and they're always just like, I hate it here Just leave and get my deposit back. Seriously It's a mess Absolute m. At least you don't have to watch the game around kids You know, but I'm watching the game, someone' knocking on my wall. they were knocking for like ten minutes. I'm like If you don't speak to me, I'm not changing the volume. If you come over and knock on my door and ask me p let me to turn down about the vum, I will do it That's because their customer wasn't relaxed. so It wasn't relaxing listening to Mike drrinka go. It like SJ only has four points in the first half What's going on? hurt Unbelievable. Well We got we got great conference vitals to talk about. That's for sure. We will reconvene later this week. Thankks to Step and Jeff, as always and Jakobi. I'll talk to you later this week
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