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Steep up where taste recognizes taste Reatchables is brought to you by the Ringer Podcast Network where you can find Kyle Brnt here in the reatchables. He doesn't have Ringer podcast number, but he's like, he's you're in the whole ESPN vortex now. You're on the schedule release show. you're doing all kinds of things. You got a nice setup. Look at this in the background It's great. I get to go in with ESPN talent. I sat down Peter Srager last night and I said, what's up with it Vanilla face? And we just kept running it. It was Gregle. We were doing comedies all month here on the reewatchables. A bunch of them are on Netflix. We've done there's something about Merar in Tropic Thunder And now, I think one of the best comedies in the twenty first century Borat is next Ftte, you've wanted this for a while. Yeah. We both love it. I'm gonna start here. Sasha Baron Cohen One of the great comedy actor performances in a movie ever for me It's a one to one. I almost feel like it's lost how good he is in it because De Bork kind of took over and he's done a lot of good stuff, you know, he OG show. who's made a bunch of movies, but I'm just like in awe of him this movie, how incredible he is. So I'm starting there Fantastic. And I think you just we're onto something. I think it's a little bit defiled in the wake of it in that the annoying guy in your friend group for the next five years would go My wife high five and ye it kind of ruined this amazing character that he did, but not for me. My appetite was wet to do this Movie with you, Bill, because I was listening to the something about Mary Pod And you guys were talking a lot about your experience in the theater. hardest I've ever laughed in the theater. People screaming in the theater. This is the same thing. I remember being in the theater for Bora. I was I think was at the Chinese theaterre right there in Hollywood. And it's not just that people were just laughing ha haa. There was There were screams, there was people like pulling their jackets up over their head during a naked fight. There were people who were leaving. it was it was the most chaotic wo minutes I've ever had in a movie theater was this movie The naked fight on a big screen It's almost like a Woods age the worst because it's just never going to be the same watching it at home on a fifty to seventy to one hundred inch TV, whatever TV you have To see that on a fifty foot screen was Are you having earpiece problems with your? You it has first world problems. I'm already gonna I'm gonna to have to email Bristol. This thing sucks, Bill. they gave me a crappy earpiece. The one Famedical Network worked fine, by the way, for years doing this podcast. And now we're ten seconds in and Bill's trying to talk about how big Ozimat's ballsack is on the site and I can't get the earpiece in. That's right. We're keeping it in. People this werere professionals Yeah, but on a fifty foot screen. Yeah Asima's ass It's probably my favorite part of the movie just when he gets off them It's fair code. It's like he got concussed by Ed Reeds. And I don't think he's acting. I actually think he's like, it's almost smelling salt sprinting the trainers out. It's so disgusting. Well, they say that the most infamous hit ever and what I do is in this era is the Vantes Perfect and Antonio Brown that people think changed Antonio Brown as a person. Yeah. I think that one Sasha Baron Cohen went into Aszim Mats chode and that's a different person came out. L I don't think he's the same guy that wentin in. He' neverny as funny ever again B on the great comomedy act performances thing I was thinking about there's different types. like early on in the sixties, seventies and you would have like Peter Sellers playing all these different parts Then we get to the eighties. And you wouldd have like the force force of nature comedy stuff, like Beluci Animal House just going in clearing out the cafeteria and it's like hilarious or ddy Murphy and Beverly Host Cob Even Chevby Chason Fletch You go through This is so different because the degree difficulty was just hundred out of one hundred It's not just the Senerys is in, but He also has to stay in character It's gota weather whatever the storm is And he's also got to be really funny. and there's I didn't even know until we did the research when he's reading his dictionary It's actually all these jokes they wrote for the situations Right? He's not like I got to look what's but he's actually like trying to figure out. So they're prepared ahead of time, but not totally So it's this combination of like, it's like guorriilla improv basically And I don't know how he does it. I don't know anybody else who could have done this I think one of the most underrated things about this movie is the writing because there's brilliant stuff that they came up with. this the bit where he goes into the hotel elevator and starts unpacking because he thinks it's his room. L that is a written script. and it's a really funny idea But I like the guys that you brought up and all the people that we love Eddie Murphy and Chevy Chase, like they're pretty much playing themselves, right? They're just funny, charismatic people. You have to find someone who's really, really doing deep character work. like the people that come to Mike Myers was doing characters. Yeah. Steve Martin in the jerk is a character And what's really jarring is if you were a fan of the Alie G show back when Sasha Bar and Con wouldn't do media If you'd ever see an interview with him It's so crazy how he is this really thoughtful erodite British man that doesn't sound anything like his characters. It reminds me of Daniel Day that when you see him do interviews, you're, fuck, that's not Bill the Butcher'. likeike what that's the best actor I've ever seen in my life. right. That's the different with Sasha' like he's nothing like any Bruno, Aigi, none of them. and that's makes it so compelling. Yeah, there's this awesome Konan O'Brien interview that he did, I think like twenty sixteen, seventeen Range And he tells this whole story about a deleted scene from BorRat 're Borete films Basically films a porn movie But he's telling the story as Sasha Baron Cb, but then he keeps lapsing into Borat as he's telling the story of how it is and it's just like It's so confused and it's almost like watching Primal fear like watching Ed Norton go back and forth between two people because he's like this smart British guy just telling this story, but then all of a sudden he's boreat and And it By the way, the story was amazing. They film they go to an actual porn set It's about how Boreat needs more money after breaks up with Ozimop for he meetsel Anderson So he actually appears in a real porn film And he's fucking with the director because he's supposed to be like the room service guy. And he comes in and they're having actual sex And Bora's supposed to join in And he keeps screwing up the scene and the director's getting madder and madder.ounds great. And he's like, I don't know her agine doesn't have hair on it. I don't know if I could you have to put hair on her agine and the director's like, we gott to get some hair for her agine. And it's like this whole I guess it went on for an hour And he's telling the whole story to Conan and Conan is just dying And that got cut out, which is another thing about this movie. They have You know, I think I think they had like I don't know, four hundred minutes of stuff. Yeah. They narrowed it down to eighty nine. but they had all this deleted stuff. A lot of it's on YouTube. Um someome of it's on the DVD's and some of it's great, but they They were so big on what the flow of the movie is not losing the flow. Isn't that a statement though about the movie like you've said all the time? Deleted scenes usually suck and you know why they're deleted because they were bad The deleted scenes in this are funny as hell. I was watching on YouTube, Borat works at a fast food restaurant. It's hiouss messing. It's great. Like you could have had a whole separate movie. to separate the deleted scenes, which are actually funny. no deleted scenes are that great. These are really good Now and they were big like they he explained with the porn scene Because they had the naked fight, they felt like two Two kind of naked set pieces would have stepped on the Ozimot fight, which they knew was like going to be the key to the movie So they cut it And it's like a classic kill yourour babies, you know, like I always talk about this with documentaries That would always be Oh man, we can't lose that scene. It's like, we got to lose the scene. We gott to get to ninety minutes and So the good thing is all this stuff's on YouTube Best Mckumentaries ever I have this So I think Sinal tap bestest in show Bora Waiting for Guffman. and I'm an account Bair witch. Those were the five that jumped out for movies. Is there anyone else you would put in there? That's the list that I have minus play which, which is good addition. And I feel like Sinal Tap gets so much respect 'cause it feels like it was first, at least for that generation. Yeah. I love waiting for government. I just the small town theater for me it's my favorite one other than this maybe. Yeah. I mean, I had it when we get to Apex Mountain, is this the best mockumentary ever? It probably is. I like it better than Spinal Tap, but I know Spinal Tap came first. What's weird is all those movies Except for Borat our twentieth century orr like beginning of twenty first century None of those movies are from the last twenty years I was trying to figure out what happened And I think the answer is it moved to TV 'ause like the office comes in secondecond half of the two thousands and then you have E stuff like jury duty You have like Andy St Brag did that seven days in hell, which I thought was really good It just kind of moved away from movies for some reason, and I'm not totally sure I agree with it I don't or maybe it's like we don't have the same kind of improv comedians or or maybe it's moving more toward TikTok and But it's just weird to me. We haven't had a good one of these in twenty years since Borette. That's strange I think you're ono something where I'm watching this a lot and some of the bits that he's doing. One of my favorite bits is when he just gets to New York City and he's just, I'm new in town. Nice to meet you. He he's just introducing himself to people thousandousand assholes on TikTok do that. They're just messing with people on the street. That was what Billy Eichner was doing. That's like, I follow some of these Instagram accounts that just that my kids like One of the one of the ones that I follow is called humor Bagel And It's just this guy who walks around Central Park and just farts. And that's all it is. and people love it. That sounds amazing. It's so follow humor Bagel. He just farts and people laugh. My kid dies laughing. I watch it sometimes without my kid. Yeah But but it's like, that's what Borat's doing. He's walking around Central Park messing with New Yorkers, but now it's just on Instagram. Like it's everywhere. You can do it for free. Well one of the writers made the he's Dan Mazer said Yeah We were in Dallas for two and a half weeks. We were worried about local newspaper getting a hold of the fact that we're around And he said and he said this ten years ago, todayod there would be people with cell phones so be on Twitter, be on social media U And that was a problem when they made the sequel. People knew the sequel was happening as it was happening. And I think it was one of the. I mean, COVIid kind of killed the sequel the impact of it, I think. it was just a weird time for it to come out When you say sequel, you mean the subsequent movie film? The sub subsequent movie film. Which I gotta say I've only seen once Yeah And I'm sure it's better than I remember it, but it was just when it came out, it was so weird. We'd all been by ourselves for I don't know, seven eight months We just had a pretty tumultuous summer and You know, there's an election coming. just felt like the timing was wrong for it, you know? I gave it a spin this morning and I hadn't seen it since it came out. and I had forgotten it'ss it's very Trump driven. Yeah. like you're just like,, I don't know. I I don't feel like spending time with all that type of shit. And I don't think it has the magic. And also to your point, like Bor out was a huge deal, huge deal at that point. He was everywhere. Now it still did some good things. likeike the Rudy Giuliani thing is absolutely insane. And they I'm sure that was a big touchdown for them, but it's not like this one. Now and that was another thing in the research You could feel because I always look for are there anniversary pieces about the movie or all history stuff? And there was a bunch of pieces in twenty sixteen about the ten year anniversary of this movie that were like these big think pieces about Before I was having fun with this stuff in two thousand six, but now this is what our nation is becoming. And these people are winning and You could feel the tenor of what they're trying to do in the movie actually shifting as It just became more kind of omnip presresent as dialogue and conversations that we were having. Yeah. So it's so I think the legacy of this movie is a little strange It is because The stuff that he's doing in zero six, some of it's really rooted in it's five years after nine eleven, right? He has that joke in there about Will the Jews attack attack the World Trade Center U That's why they have to drive because drive. And some of that stuff was funny then And really feels rooted in zero six. And then some of the people who we were making fun of We all kind of made fun of those people, but now I feel like it would have been this politically polarizing thing to have a movie like that So it just made me feel like more innocent times, weirdly. And the South Park guys have said the same thing. They're like it's hard to do the show now because like just that the reality is what our show used to be. It's too much of a spoof. right. It's not as right for the picks. I mean, listen, when this show, when this movie came out What was your relationship Bill with like with the HBO show? Because I was a massive fan. It's one of my favorite HBO shows ever. It was a big deal for me that they were making a movie. Yeah, yeah. I watch I watched the show There were some characters I liked out There were more than others. I always thought Borat was the funniest one So I was I was really happy that they were going to like expand that universe. but it was just such a creative show And in general, was a really fun time for comedy because We were having the movie boom. We had this whole generation of new comedians coming in and then there was like some real experimentation going on some of the cable channels. That HPO to do that. Yeah. like I just remember watching it was early two thousands I would TVo it Like it was two thousand two and there'd be Borat Bruno and then Alie G. and he was almost exclusively the sit down interviews. I mean, it wasn't any of the road trip stuff, but he would sit down with like Buzz Aldrin And just be like, do you think man will ever walk on the sun? And then he'd be like, no, it's too hot, but then he'd be like, what about in the winter when it's cold? And it was I was dying laughing. And that's again, the writing. They had that shit so funny and so perfect. And his sit down with Andy Rooney where he walks off set and then Alllie G's like, he's chucking me out because the color of me skin. I was like, it's that's not my HBO Rushmore.ike I have it that high. I love it Yeah, I was I was in LA writing for Kimel showow at that point. Yeah. and All of us were like That whatever that guy is doing Its It's almost over here. You know what I mean? You even feel like you're in the same like you know, stratosfere with that. what is and the other thing is It was hard to separate him the human being from all those characters. It's I think he's Myyers are the two where when they were trying to be normal, it always felt the most disorienting Anytime you saw Mike Myers being Mike Myers, it's like, I don't What's I don't understand what's happening. likeike your normal person from Canada it just never felt right. Well, remember imagine if Sasha had tried to do like his Sy Married and x murder where he's just a guy driving around like Fston or something and it's like a And then in real life, then he like, then he marries Isla Fisher who's coming off wedding crashers.'s huge too. And then there are this power couple I'd think to your point like Post Borat Sasha Baron is like I don't know, it was never my favorite thing. He would always be that he would be in these Sweeney Todd and he would Ricky Bobby. and he was always funny. It was just Chicago seven movie. Yeah when we started the Ringer, we were on the Sunset Ga stududios and he had a company there And He had like an office space and everything. and we' always like, arere we gonna run into him? or like what would it be like to run into him? And Just kind of bracing for the disappointment that he probably be like, hey, how you doing? And now have you find met 've never read Yeah. me neither. You never run into HBO, notothing like that now. Yeah, it's weird Now But I'd be nervous. He's I think he's tall like I think physically he's a little more imposing than maybe you'd realize most comedians are shorter Um So you mentioned it was created for the D would G Show. Um urn into the movie most of scenes were unscripted The film's participants, which I think people know, but For the most part, there's only four actors in this movie and nobody else knows what's happening. They would have to sign releases and things like that. And then he had that dictionary that is he' a but The legend of the movie shoot. Police were called on him ninety two times. The FBI at one point followed him because they kept getting reports about a Middle Eastern man driving an ice cream truck through America and Yeahah, and this was like height of post nine eleven. Sure Director, Todd Phillips Yeah who's that, you know, made most famously the Joker and the Joker sequel, but also did the hangover, all three hangovers and road trip and I think it's one of the best comedy directors this century the movie after like eleven days. whichich I I knew and forgot, but apparently after the rodeo scene, he's like, fuck this Yeah, I'm out here. Like people are trying to kill us. I'm done So the rodeo scene, he goes in, you know, he he's He does like these crazy jingoistic comments about Premier Bush drinking the blood of all the terrorists, which is really funny. And he like revs up all the rednecks and they're, he, yeah, we love you and then sings the Kazakh National anthem to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner. and it's just like All the countries are run by little girls. It's fucking incredible. And then as apparently the people were like I don't know they're going to lynch them or something. I don't know what was going to happen. And they had to bail fast. And I think Todd Phillips is like, I got to bail. I'm out of here. Yeah they said they said there were some creative differences with them too. and There's a shocking lack ofount of information for this considering this is one of the most successful comedies of this century. Todd Phillips is famous. He quit the shoot. And it was really hard to figure out what happened. But one of the things for the research was that Ozimot wasn't in the movie initially and it wasn' until after they So they bring in Larry Charles, who's Yeah Probably most famous for Kubper enthusiasm Sash like pretty famous comedy guy But it's also been something of a fixer. likeike he was pretty legendary for kind of saving entourage early on And they didn't know what they' were going behind the scenes And then he comes in and saves this movie and becomes this triumphant thing Todd Phillips quits And probably the right move. I mean, it was a huge hit that he walked away from, but he had a whole bunch of other movies too And it's like, I don't know if the creative differences were like Sasha iss going to die in this movie and I'm not because I mean that may scare the crap out of you being in that rodeo place. It's terrifying. There's like three thousand people. But I alsoion you mentioned this character. I just want I love peeling back the curtain on our text chain. I want people to know that all of the conversations we had about Borat leading up to this pod Bill was all over Osimot. I can tell you're a huge Ozimot fan, Bill. as always Ozimot. I'm number one for Oimot. even when he goes away and he comes back and he's on Hollywood Boulevard as chapain B it thinks he's Hitler Um He's this character actor. What was his name? Ken Kendavivian. Kenavinian And I wrote down its it's He's David Tyreree H Okay like the miracle moment. Yeah. He is like, I have thirty two career catches in my life and I bounced around and my career was over almost immediately, but I had this one moment that is probably Greatest Super Bowl moment of all time in theess short to go Mcolm Butler Um He was like this If the research, he was like one step lower than a character actor He's just like I don't know, you're doing ER season five and he's in the ER room for with one line. Yeah, here's your stethoscope. here it is and the headline about Azimad He's American. He's from LA. right? He an accent. He's doing an accent. He's speaking actually Armenian which is not the same language that Sasha is speaking. I think he's speaking Hebrew. He's say know there they're back and forth. They're not even talking the same language. And there's this great audition story where they bring in Ken Davidian and he like does this whole rant in Armenian and screams and screams and screams and leaves. And they're like, w, that guy was pretty good. And then like five minutes later he came back and he walked in and he goes, Oh hey guys, I forgot my hat. And they're like, holy shit, right heremer Oh my God, you're the part. You're it immediately. And that was like the legendary. that's him catching it over Rodney Harrison from Eli. likeike that's the moment. No question Just one of the all time weirdest bodies you've ever seen in a movie. I don't Did they cover up his deck Did they need to because his belly was hanging over it? Like I have no idea how that That all the time. I don't know how they did that scene scene All right, so Do you want to get to that scene later or do we do it now? Let's do it now Okay. First of all Asam out, you just said it perfectly. We've seen a lot of heavy or obese people on screen, fine. What is it about his that's so different? It's the strangest body he's ever been on camera Here's these crazy like playboy looking breast that look different from any other man's beare chest that I've ever seen. then You never actually see his dick the whole time or you don't care or nothing. You say nothing Marsupial Kendo kangaroo. And then meanwhile, it's so dght jarring because as they're fighting, Boride is blurred out So you're like, why is Bori getting blurred? and then they're not blurring Asimat, but I still can't see it. It's so weird. But you do get to see his balls. Dangling overap or to say those the other thing with him that I never knew this. So he's bouncing around as a character actor and he's also running this like garbage business in Malibu, he's like garbage collection, like sanitation And it's gone and he owned a couple lunch places in LA too. So he's kind of like this Hustler businessman. Sure gets this contract to do some sanitation stuff in Mexico City goes down there and it's unclear what happens But he gets cleaned out and has to declare bankruptcy comes back. gives one more whirl at the acting thing and gets bore at and then basically if you look at his IMDB, he's ded on this for for twenty years basically. But this is nobody knows his name He's the ultimate that guy. you just seem him like Asim As. But yeah, so he hes secured a waste management contract in Mexico City And then the research says His company was over prepared Davidian maintains he was victimized by a corrupt system, but it ended multinational litigation, trade arbitration and bankruptcy.h.ima Come on, Buddy. And you know what? I watch the first five minutes of the sequel and you're like, oh, Oszimut must have been so excited when they're making a sequel. Like holy shit I'm back And they he Borat sits down in a leather chair And he gets up and realizes that they skinned Ozimot and left his penis right on the top of the chair. So he's dead. So he doesn't even come back. but you finally see his dick. We also had this movie had six different lawsuits, which we'll get to later for people who were in it, which was pretty fun. I really loved The relationship of Ozima and Borat, I really enjoy. I't It's like a true buddy cop. It's the only thing I can think of that's similar to it is coming to America with u Eddie Arsinio, like just like The lead guy with his like assistant dude and they just have this whole shorthand and the little the assistants there to serve the other guy, but there's like a little tension too. It's just really ne. The assistant's trying to get laid on the side too and they're trying to make a buck a little bit. It is great and their chemistry is awesome. And even though you never hear us speak English to each other and we never see Kendavidian again Oscar nominated for best screenplay. Yeah. W to goolden go up for best comedy I have some Oscar stuff coming later. This movie is eighty four minutes Beautif Craig's not here today, but this is a minus sixteen on the Horlbeck scale. I think this might be the record. I don't know if we've done a movie that's in eighty four minutes. This might be the one. We did like just one of the guys that is about twenty seconds long and it's still longer than this movie. And by the way, it's fine. I don't care. It could be even shorter. You just don't see eighty four minute movies eighteen million dollars budget. Y. It made two hundred sixty two point five million dollars and spawned a SQel. Rogery Ebert could not find a review No way. I think Raj set this one out. I think you probably would have liked it. Yeah I kind a sense of humor Somebody wrote a review, but it didn't seem like it was same. 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It was a mistake because I'm laashing Yeah. the first time The rununning of the Jew just killed me. I just I hadn't seen in a while and I'm just So egg. Yeah. It can beat shit out of the egg. And then it goes back to Erk and the town rapist And he's saying goodbye to him. he's like, just Only humans. and I'm just like trying to and I could like barely do a straight line, but Uh I like being the mechanic and the town abortionist. His sister's the number four prostitute. We're just off We're like, hey, we're trying live guys ready. Yeah We're going to be doing jokes for eighty four minutes. Bckle up Boread in New York You mentioned that the TikTok is basically ruined this But u I think my favorite is when the two ladies are walking to the thing and it's like, veryer nice. How much? Very nice how much is a great one. My my fucking hero is the most New York asshole guy all time when when Borat gets in his face and he goes, if you if you try to kiss me, I'll pop you in the fucking balls And like that guy like comes down from Westchester. He's a banker. He does coold plunge. He plays squash, he like drives like a really nice BMW and he's not about to get touched on the fucking stet. I'llop you in the balls. laugh. He's definitely at dinner with Shraeger at Lugers. where they don't get credit cards. Cash only. than you G. That guy sued the movie because he was upset how he was portrayed Disagree. I think I think he came off great. I would have been excited. Yeah,'s Awesome. know what he's suing. I mean, I have him down at a possible Deon Waers category on line. I like him so much I have Pat Hagerty, the humor coach The sit is back not The Beloow story just absolutely kills me And The first time I saw this movie, I think I saw it with Jacko and House. They were here for I didn't see this movie in the theater, I don't think. I don't remember why. That was fun. But we watched this and Belo fucking killed us and we made Bo jokes for like a year after that You never get this and then one day he gets gets that. So I'm ashamed to say that this has been a running joke at my house for I love this. my kids. Yeah me tal to my son. He's like, arere we gonna go You would never get this It's the only Boreat joke I do. I don't know why it makes me laugh, but So what is it when he askks for like, can I get a PS five or something or can we have pizza for dinner? then that's when it comes up. Yeah Yeah canan we go? Are you going to take me to the cooer game? I can't I'm going with somebody. You will never get this. But they put him with Pat Hagery. appears to be the least funny person ever put on camera. funny. I teeach him comedy And he tells a story about his special needs brother breaking out of the cage to rape his sister and then gets a high five from Pat about the story. And Pat Pat's realizing in real time, oh God, they're filming this. Yes. And then he's like, you know what, we need to teach this visitor to our country Let's do two thousand six not jokes. Yeah which is thirteen years, I think after Wayne's Wor. No one was making not jokes and then then Sasha Baron just butchers it by fucking it up over and over. It's so good. Did you see there's a wide shot of the chalkboard where he has all these things written down? There's just one side that has some of the darkest shit Th I guess he was going to go through a bor and. I don't know Pat Hagerty did that or the directors did that Yeah, it's it's like the darkest and molestationxual, all this sh. I gota think that maybe the directors did that because Hagery is I mess stupid blazer with gold buttons likeike he's going to a piano recital he's gonna teach comedy. That's a great sce For at watching TV whichich is the second time I almost fw off the treadmill because it kills me when these flicking shadows and buried with children comes up And Al buddy makes like some joke and part's like. so we're so we're so in lockstep. I have this for whathays the best. Dud. good old fashion hotel channel surfing posted up on your bed. got room service coming. You ordered a chicken quesadilla. he flicks through married with children, a quick jingle all the way with our guy Arnold and Jake Lloyd Yeah. and then Baywatch. And it's like uck I wish I could go back and just channel surf because Baywatch will go to commercial, thenen you go back to marri with children and then you go back to a little bit of Jingle all the way. He's so happy and so am I Yeah, so like what Be careful, CJ That's it this this movie has so many good like twenty seven second moments at And then at the feminist meeting when he when he fades away from the dialogue and he goes I can not constrate what the old man was saying Lot of great j. Driving instructions funny Bore at Cashing Channel sixteen First of all, hold on I'm out in the feminist meeting where he goes, eh, pussy cat, give me a smile. What's the matter baby? Wh These feminist women are dead serious about shing these pussy cat and baby in them killed me in the theater Yeah and everybody laughed and you said, I had no idea what this old man would say. Everybody laughed. It's me, but they laughed. Anyway, yes, go driving instruction, Borad on channel sixteen. The weatherman kills me in this. loveove it W of all time. He's the only one who really fully understands how funny this is. He's just like it can barely do the weather We mentioned the Kruger Vay Valley Dale Imperial Rdeo, whatever it's called. Don't sleep on how great I don't know if he's the head of the rodeo or the director of the rodeo, but I know what you'. One of the one minute all time whatever he is, he checks He's crossing lines Oh, the guy about that's what we're trying to get done here and he gives the high five and all the end and he talks about the gays. Yeah. I love that he's talking about the gazays and he's wearing a yellow bandana bandana around his neck, like some sort of scarf with his cowboy hat and his spurs. What is he talking about? I also love the crowd shots as he's As he's getting the route up before the song And it's like the third time ituts to the crowd and he's like we'll drink the terrorist blood and there's one guy in the crowd's like, Yeah. But he's like completely genuine So that nothing will live on their soil but the lizard. He. It's so funny just to watch the crowd. Um How do you think the I was gonna to do this in unanswerll, but how do you think the horse fell over? It felt like that was a legitimate. I think that's a random coincidence where maybe it was going It's like a miracose Yeah Miracle. And then they cut right after it falls because it's it's like, I just think it happened 'ause I remember the TV ads The horse falling The worst falling was like Bor coming, you know, Monday or whatever horse falling, it was almost like, what is this movie? It was just a miracle. And I think Todd Phillips left right after the horse fell. I have to like, there's so much respect you have to give to their producers and all the people doing work When they get the announcer to do that Please welcome Borat Segdia from Azekent. L it's so staged and set up and they obviously have a conversation about how to and then he walks out there in his dumb walk. It's all set up so well even before he starts singing. so it's just so well done. It's the only time he seems a little nervous Hell, yeah, he seems nervous. His voice is definitely like not one hundred percent. Yeah The the Jewish Airbnb or wherever the Bed of brereakfast that he's at I think this is my favorite scene. I think this is the most re watchatchable for me. I don't know why I think it's like a perfectly constructed comedy scene U, And we should mention Sash Bern Cohen is Jewish. Y. And so a lot of the Jewish stuff he's doing in this, it's pretty funny that he's flipping around Just him going in there and then she was like, what do you mean Jewish? Why do? And she's like, Well, we're Jewish. And all of a sudden like the Halloween music comes in and they're looking around Um The the shifting the shapes, them busting out of there, like they're at the end of Django and chain like Every piece of that, I think is just like a perfect combiny scene. See, this is a referendum on the viewer on me That to me is almost the pe break scene, and I'll tell you why. Oh, I went here I feel so bad for those people. I'm getting old and I'm getting soft and like those two people are so nice and they're like, here's your sandwich, hereere's your bed, you want another pillow. I welcome. These are my paintings. He's calling them a devil and throwing money at them. It's like, I know that's the joke and I know where he's coming from, but I get softed. Those people are so fucking nice. See the only people the only people I feel bad for this movie are thes the old man when he makes the old man joke, just her watching that after But the w it takes the biggest the next scene is the Southern Mayners's diner D. Come on let's go U When he says there's three wives, he's like, You two in my country,, not so much. N so much. It's just absolute drive by shooting of that poor lady. And her husband sitting there. Yeah, I almost woondnder if they should have cut that. It's by far the meanest moment in the movie in a movie that's pretty mean My count they go crazy for you two and then pause You not so much. Holy shit that's brutal So that has it has the retired retarded where he's keeps getting confused by the guy U Is it physical or mental? Mental. And then he goes, it's very nice you let someone at table with retardation.'s like No, no, no, no. it's not what that's old allEG show stuff does all the time poop in the bag is one of the craziest moments I think in a comedy. It's unbelievable. I always forget how unbelievable it is. lot of unanswable questions about was that Was that actually his poop? Did he poop in a bag? Did they get poop from outside? What happened? L The lady's reaction is unbelievable where she's just like Oh like she It doesn't, I don't then you put yourself in the shoes of like, what would I do if this happened Um By the way, what do you do You just take it and put it like in your street garbage cans because you can't like empty it in the toilet and you can't flush the bag I guess you just take it to the street like a dog,? I wish I wish Sasha was here. We could just ask him like Poop Yeah, what end up happened? Yeah, did you pour it in the toilet and then and then throw the bag away That moment was so big that in the I think it was at the end of the Sopranos run, when Sopranos was the best show and biggest show in the world Remember it like AJ gets really depressed and ends up with a suicide attempts. Meadow comes in is like, Ohh my God, did you see Borat when he brings the poop to the table? It's so funny. And then AJ iss like, it wasn't fair to the people involved. They were trapped. and like there was a whole conversation. about that shit scene in the sopranos about how funny it is. and Meadow's right Torontos, by the way, probably the other funniest thing going on in two thousand six because that was when Pauly Walnuts was really going to anotherother level. That was when we had u veto, veto blow in the guy. No Johnny cakes No is it when the guy Madow's boyfriend's telling the story? F? Yeah. No, Vito wasn't Vito was actually blowing the other guy and Paul was like, what Son of a fish and Tony just walks away. What's the discuss? He's got to go. They're going to kill him because of that. I mean that's that storylines, one of the best storylines ever The naked fight we talked about Um The giant blackout for Boratzs Cck was just such a great idea. It's like a foot and a half So I had a question about that. like If Sasha's all in Like why did they blur? Did they blur it to make a joke because Boris penis is bigger Yeah I think I want to show I think penis. I think it's his dick is so big we had to do this giant his c. But he's also like producing the movie. so maybe he's trying to try to Sasha is just fully visibly naked the whole time and you just see it. I think I'm better with this version It's hard to, I mean, it's so good. I think you just leave it as it is. but I had that under picking knits. I'm like, why that's half measure Let's see it.'s why are we blurring things? But I think you might be right. It's an all time comedy scene. The only reason it's not most rewatchable in the movie for me is Aszimat's There's like ten seconds here that it's among the most disgusting things that've ever been in a movie Y. Osmuts At one point he's like spreading us's cheeks It looks like A ho and balls. They fight Then they go to like a doggy style position. Yeah. and then they get into sixty nine where his balls are on Borat's face and then Ozimat sits down on his face like Y Bazuna Yeah. And that is when it's the most disgusting by far It's really horrifying. This is when they won the Golden Globe and Sasha gets up there and he tells the story of that scene in his acceptance speech And he says, my choice was either death or to breathe in the air that had been trapped in a small pocket beneath his buttocks for thirty years. If not for that rancid bubble, I would not be here today and everyone goes crazy at the Golden Globes and it's perfect. I did see this in the movie theater because I definitely saw that scene in the theater. That's the one you remember I just remember the When I watched it with Jacko and that's what it was. Jacko, one of them hadn't seen it or both of them hadn't seen it and so I was reliving it through them. But I definitely sa get to the elevator. Yeah. and then the one guy standing in the elevator who won't look at the camera and won't leave I laugh out loud, hilarious. And then they go into the stupid Realtors' conference and are fighting and getting tagled. It keeps going It's People screaming. I was screaming The elevator scene Cnt tell if that was rigged or not? When they get in the elevator with all those people underreaction. Yeah, it's like I just feel like I would be way more horrified if two naked guys came in elevator with me And there's women in there. Yeah. like there's a dude in there. The part with the elevator part I can't speak to, there's there's stuff out there about the realaltors conference where That was like the third time that they did that. in a different conference room because in the first two times, like no one did anything. They just sat there and didn't really react. Sometimes people in those conferences are just so comatose and laconic, they just don't react. But finally they got up and tackled them and all that shit and that's the one they they had to do that shit three times Tama Anderson scene Um Apparently she knew she was in on it, but the bodyguards weren't so they actually tackle him and do the whole thing. Um, him trying to bag her is hilarious absolutely. I' know how you come up with that. U Oh, I I jumped ahead. the Pam Anderson. there's two more before that that good I got my the frack guys in the van are infamous in Infamous in We hit these slavery misogyny antisemitism trifecta Somebody says at one point our country, the minorities have more power They put in the pan tape And they're trying to explain him. She's no Virgin boreat. He's like, no, what do you mean? They keep calling him Boris And then at the end one of the drunk guys says, do not let a woman ever, ever make you who you are. I can't decide if that was great advice or incoherent. That's the Coach Finstock award. not let a woman ever ever make you who you are What does that even mean I think you do whatever she says and you follow her around as some sort of antiquated bullshit like that. Guys drunk as hell, Jack and Dan guys are hammered. The one guy, the guy in the middle is about as hammered as you can be on camera the one who says I call people and then I I've sex them and I don't call them back. That's like, you don't call them because they don't have a phone on the righton. he's like, no, no, no.'s because they my respect. That was like a that was a big talking point. that I feel like that was like would have been on the view and all that. And ye these kids, quote unquote, were they victimized. And I watched it now this this time back ready to be like Do I feel defensive? Not at all. Let's getids to fucking idiots. I was in a fraternity. I was a president of a fraternity Those guys are adults. There's a big ass camera filming them. They know they're on camera. It was just like I didn't feel any protectiveness at all those idiots at all. Couldn't agree more then Boreck gets cleansed in the church U That was the last tongo. That was the last That was the best. And then the pana thing. So what do you have for most re watchable It's between the dinner scene and the naked fight The Naked fight is the most memorable scene, but I actually think the dinner scene is the most Sasha Baron Cohen scene that you could possibly do with the talk and the shitting and then not so much you. Also, I don't think I need to rewash Azimat that much. likeike once a year, I'll see make it as. I think it's a dinner table scene for me. I have ah I like the Jewish Airbnb right in a southern Manner's dinner is my favorite statech for the movie Excellent. What's the most two thousand six thing about this movie? pre social media two thousands Muslim resentment and high gear and they're tapping into that. I think that's very specific They are Pam Anderson tape like a little bit of a nostalgia It's been ten years since it happened. She's been kind of like six, seven years out of the limelight, everythingverything with her two thousand six is the perfect to do all that. Pamam having an autograph line and not a selfie line feels very two thousand six. At a Virgin Megastore. Yeah. At a Virgin meegaore And I gota listen, I got to say. I had a very close relationship with the Pamela tape, likeike that got me through college. I'm telling it dropped right when I got into college and you would download like eight second clips of it from Limeewire or something like that. And you just could not fucking believe what you're saying. But we should do the Pam Anderson tape and the rewatchables. What me be doing that? Let's get in here. You me and Van, will'll just do it. It really was two thousand one of Space Odyssey for sex tapes. It It was the big bang theory. The other one I have is the iPod mini where the neighbor that he hates in Kazakhstan Um that that u Boret has an iPad and this guy has an iPodad, mini, and he's pissed off about it. Like that so two thousand six.re you're talking about N Sutan Tuli Okb? Yeah, I'm talking about him. So they're sitting in the writer's room. All right guys, we have a comedy classic. We gott to stick the landing. our last joke of the movie, what's it gonna be Let's make an iPod mini joke, notot even an iPod joke in the greater iPod expanded universe, a joke within a joke. Everybody know they're for girls.ike I think that's the most two thousand six thing. The iPod mini closer, the walk offff Ah The Floyd Gndoi butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth the word for something I just enjoy. What do you What do you have I had channel surfing in a hotel room by yourself with room service and just jumping around and seeing dumb TV shows I had a comomedy that takes place in really low budget local News TV Um This has been a huge resurgence for that whole industry with Instagram Instagram reels and the amount of funny things that happen on these Weird these things that are being broadcast in Jacksonille, Mississippi, or like Akron, Ohio, places where they're the best you don't realize how much comedy comes out of this. All these weird people they're either at the beginning of their careers or the end of their careers. There's never anyone in the middle and just weird shit happens. So I was glad that some of my favorite clips, local news bloopers There's one of them where the lady says, coming up he climbed Mount Everest But he's gay. I mean, he's blind, excuse me. She messes it up. And it's like my wife and I watch that and laugh every single time. It's for everyone. All ages can laugh at local news bloopers. And it's that news station they go to is Jackson, Mississippi Media markarket ninety nine. Yeah. He just stands up in the middle of the interview and when we start, can I have microphone? We are live so The guysy doing weather for Kazoo City or whatever the fuck we the fuck do U What st age the best? What do you got What's age the best? I have u Just we've kind of covered a pre smartphone public fuckery where Nobody's tweeting that Borats out. I remember when I was a sophomore in college Tom Green came to campus. Tom Green was like was starting to do a show on HBO or on MCV and like everyone was just talking about it. It spread like this rumor like, oh my Godd, Tom Green's here, Tom Greenens here and everyone ran to go and find him. but we weren't tweeting about it. There were no camera phones, It was nothing. And watching this guy at the rodeo in New York City And all anybody has in their hands is a beer It's awesome. and I miss it I have a You will never get this saying in in real life I have Kid Rck divorcing Pam Anderson after he saw this movie being maded. is this? I heard about this He said he just reacted very unfavorably and there's thought she was said some bad words Good for her though. Get away from Kid Rck Kidrock thinks that she was a virgin like Bora?ike Kidrock, haveave you ever seen Pam Anderson? Kazakhstan in twenty twenty changed their travel slogan to very nice. So congrats to them The language section of the DVD, if you choose Hebrew, funny stuff happens. I would encourage that if you have it. then You mentioned how they filmed it three times The u the naked running into the conference scene The first time was an engineering lecture in Daas and nobody really reacted I almost that could almost be like a mini documentary to me. How do you not react to that? I don't know. You have two naked guys running in your conference and people are like, oh, that's weird. What the fuck And My number one would say it's the best though. Yeah. I wrote down random lines that just make me laugh. just like throwaay lines, which I think is the key to this movie. All right, All right go. I mentioned one already. Erkin, not too much raping humans only One of the ones that almost made me f the fall off the treadbow when they're He's buying the car The car scenes great. We didn't even talk about that. And doing the price and he goes How about eighty five? It spits out of sand for the headake. You guys I so one hundred seventeen, whyy don't we call it eighty five? No, let's call it one hundred seventeen. It's great Ozimod is cleaning him and he turns around and he goes, how's my back pussy So Her vine hang like sleeve of wizard. wizard. Unbelievable Then he talks about when he was with the guys from the parade and he goes, even though my anus was broken justust like throw a start to a monologue of a new part. Yeah yeah, yeah Oimat when they're in the Civil War store after he breaks the stuff Yeah and they're trying to negotiate. Asimat goes, haveave you offered the pubic care she had already offered making romance explosion on her stomach. just that's thrown in there. But then When he's yelling at Osimod on Hollywood Bouvard and the Grim Reaper comes over orry broke off death. Yes Those were all like the random throwways that killed me. Anyway. U Great shot orrder Award most cinematic shot. probablyb we're at after getting in touch by Jesus when he They have the wide shot of him and he kind of rises up, but it's not like this is a crazily directed movie. to effect, it's deliberately low fight. The one that really makes me laugh, it could be the cover of the movie Ozimot is like freshening up with a swamp and like splashing water all over his neck. And then they pan right and Borat just pissing into the same water. That could be an album cover. It's so good. I love it. Great psych gag Chess Rapppo, Brockwanderss word for bestest character name. Aot bag enough I got in the finals. I got Azimat Bagadof and N Sutan Tuli Okbi finals. All right We don't get to hin this category very. We got the Indiana Jones Ranscid Body Oor Award So Writer Dan Mazer said, Sasha Baron Cohen lived in that mustache hair for a year in his life Wherever he went, he never changed because he thought Borat would smell. He's a method actor. He only had that suit and that underwear the whole time and he reeked disgusting. Like and they're driving through like the south There's sweaty parts I can't even imagine how bady he smoked And think about all he does, everything he does is so physical. He's always grabbing the people and touching them and wrestling and hugging them. And it's like, I don't I think body odor is like way more disgusting than bad breath farts, you name it. body odor is fucking rancid. When I read that about his suit was never washed during the deep south, My mouth dried up. It's so gross, but it's also so perfect for Bora. So where would you put it on a scale of zero to Indiana Jones? It might be like at nine point eight. Well, Indi's comes from his own like kind of skin and chest, like he he's scantily clad Borat with that dense thick fibered suit, I think is it's over a nine for sure. I'd rather smell Indy than smell Borat. I mean, Indy's in some really hot countries. He's like in a desert. We're in suit for like months snakes. Kid cutty pursuit happiness awward. We can either go Stepp and Wolf spn to be wild or MC Hammer can't touch this. I wit you decide. It's the music in this movie is like a deliberately corny foreigner idea of American music Don't sleep on the second they see Pamella. We hit the takeake my breath away lver it. It's like I would say Born to Be wild is probably the cheesiest road trip song you could ever come up with. So I would go with that. It's the generic generic generic All right, we're gonna take a break, come back with your flex category Every act of change begins with a neighbor with someone saying, We take care of each other here In food banks and food pantries, neighbors pack fresh food and dignity into every box, moving food from farms to families through Feeding America's nationwide network. So when that box reaches a home, it carries more than food. it carries a promise that together, we can end hunger, Feeding America, led by neighbors Give now toin hunger at feedingammerica. org Flex category. what do got Cal Brant All right, so we're on the same page, Bill because I went with maybe my favorite named category, which is the I used to fuck guys like you in prrison award for the craziest line in the movie. Yeah. you wrote down a few. I have three. These are the ones like When he does the narration It's so well written because he starts talking normally and then just as you think he's just going to give us a narration, he sucker punches you right at the end. like My hobby is ping pong, sunbath. Disco dancing and on weekends, I trail to Capital City and watched ladies while they make a toilet. L fucking crazy. really good a person isue, by the way All right, number two I arrive in America's airport with clothing, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS. It's that one. And that is the one you already said, which I'm saying against my favorite line in the movie The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pameella in my arms and then making romance explosion on her stomach. Romance explosion is going to be my fantasy team this year. It's gonna to be ack. I love it. Fucking awesome. I watched this movie this week and I was texting my friends about romance explosion and it was all every haa, ha it's so good. the, uh Two words for the naked fight The Heg got game hooker scene for most awkward scenes where someone randomly walks in the room. And honestly, not just because you're here. the Steven Seal hard to kill did this movie need a better intimacyordinator coordinator. It might have. You don't really think about NimMacC coordinators, you know, beyond just a normal sex scenes, but I think we might have needed somebody on set for this Don't put Iszima, donon't put asshole in Sasha Baron Coh's face. likeike he might actually get hepatitis Question about that. I had unansswerableook Do you think that Ozimat washed thoroughly before that scene. L did he get down under there and like clean all that? likeike I se courtesy. Yeah because Borat is not washing. We just certain he's going stink So when Sasha' putting how many times did they do that scene? You might have put his face in there ten times Is it like porn? like I think in remember like Becky Barnet and she's like he's like I'm go to wash my vagina. You want to clean, don't you? Yeah S Azimat say, I'm going to go wash my grundle. like you want it clean don't I would hope that there was a washing that happened before that scene Do you think this is the only podcast where somebody can seamlessly tie Becky Barnett and Ozima together? and everyone listening will know what that means. I say godamn right it is. I think it is. So's why we're Cose in around five hundred episodes. That's right. Butcher's girlfriend Award for Wek link of the film Honestly, the length, I wish this movie was ten minutes longer. It's too short It bothers me. I feel like there's two more scenes and I have an idea for a scene later, but I know it's a whole leave you wanting M more, but I really feel like there's you're on a road trip. You can literally go anywhere. You can give me any other T, three minutes scene I just feel like we're short. Well we have it. The deleted scenes are funny. What? Yeah. Put them in. You know, six minutes. How about a clean ninety? get more set people. it. Why eighty four? Who decided that? What do you have? The only time I remember it Butch's girfriend being in the movie' too. I we said the same thing for Robocop, which is also really short. Yeah. It's a rare handout though I'm back to the same thing with mine Weak link to this movie is is it really fucked up? Like I know it's funny and I'm not being super serious about it But in the power ranking of people that I feel the worst for, Oh yeah That? etiqute lady who teaches them how to like be a gentleman at a dinner She is this like apparently nice looking mother, grandmother, maybe so polite. and she's the one who he breaks out the pololaroids with the kid and his just big old dick hanging out. Right. So it's one thing that lady has to see those pictures, it's disturbing This movie was in every AMC, every cineaplex around the country, around most of the world. That woman in her life to this day is like, you looked at the cock pictures with that guy. Like that's humiliating for that woman And it's not like the bigoted frat boys fuck them and all the racists and anti seemites. This is a nice woman teaching them to have manners at the table And if you really sit with it for a second, it's kind of fuck though That's the weak link. Yeah, that the lady at the Mayor's dinner takes the shot the feminist. Yeah, there's a couple couple tests W stage to worst? You mentioned this earlier. peopleeople doing Borat impressions after the movie Yeah nice So Waynees Wld effect So Winds wereorld in the nineties that happened. Bora in the two thousands. I'm not sure what the twenty ten'ens version is of the movie that immediately people began imitating and then kind of ruined the movie a little bit inver. Well, everyone was definitely doing a lot of Anchor Man in the two thousands and then maybe the hangover or something like that. But the Bor out one was the worst. and I had this for for Apex Mountain. Did you think this is Apex Mountain for movies that set off like accent frenzies, you know, everyone like Shout out to our movie Fargo. Everyone was going, o, you betcha Yeahah. and any Arnold movie everyone would do that, but like Every person under the sun was saying, H five, my wife and it was annoying Yeah Bor it says the N word in this movie. that's also in the which the worst. U Ruffalo Han Rubik Partridge over acting Award. I don't know. It's a bcu. Yeah, I didn't have one either I did have one I did have one age the worst though. This is you're going Yeah. And I wish Craig was here because you would relate to this Watching porn with your boys They're on that motorhome and they just throw on a DVD of porn and they're just like sitting around drinking and watching it. Yeah. I don't think this generation does that or would get it. No. It was a thing back in the day. You would have a videootape and seven of your friends would just sit around watching porn together and laughing at it. And that's why because the porn was so fucking funny back then Yeah And the seventies and eighties stuff was you'd watch it and just as like you're watching a movie. ag So that might be at what stage is the best This is true The CR thinks Luke Wilson could have been Harrison Ford hottest take a word I I'd like to test drive Sasha Baron Cohen is in the best actor race zero seven Oh, what do you got? Let's go Fororest Whitaker wins for last King of Scotland. Leo and Blood Diamond. Ryan Gsling H Nelson Peter O'tool and Venus and Will Smith in the pursuit of happiness in Peter O'tool, that was an old man award that he got nominated. We're putting Sasha Baron Con in there. Once again, we've talked about this all month The Academy does not respect comonies There's no way Him in Borat was not one of the five best performances in two thousand six. So I think he should be in there I don't love Leo there either. and the accent's ridiculous in Blood Diamond. We know that. It's you laugh at it when you watch it. He's done much better roles. He does romance I don't know. I mean, Banging bling. What is Leo doing there, dude? A lot better roles for Leo But I think it would have been worth him winning it just for the speech that he would have given The Oscars because Oh my gos. that's another reason. just it gets them to the Oscars Best actor in a supporting role. I don't know if you want to test drive Ozimod here, but Ffirst they do, let's start it up. Alan Arkin wins for a Little Miss Sunshine, Jackie Earl Hay, littleittle children Demon Hansu for Blood Diamond Eddie Murphy Dream Girls, Mark Wahberg for the deeparted. I don't think there'som for Osmod unfortunately I'm happy those five. Yeah, it's Alan Arin fuck a lot of women and little miss Sunshine good. I like that role. What do you have for howot to steak All right, I'm gonna chiss is hot. My hottest take is I think we as a culture should go back to doing the kiss left, kiss, right breathing. I'm kind of into it, Bill. I think it's quick, left, right, it's crisp. It's kind of classy and debonir. You got to be secure with yourself. And honestly, like in terms of like You know, Germs the step Hands are a lot more disgusting than faces. We're touching everybody's hands all the time. I would just kiss kiss and I'm not even saying like You know, like with your wife's friend, you know, really. I'm talking about like with your boys. likeike you show up to a fantasy draft and just start knocking out left right kisses ike Isaiah Magic would do it. L there's some kind of retro cool to it thing. That's my take. I think we should bring that back. You think you don't think COVID ruin it I think it's back now. We have our next pandemic is coming, but before it does, Let's do a little kiss kiss and the best thing that Borat does Occasionally he'll push his luck and he'll go kiss, kiss and then down theess. Yeah. And only to men, never the women. It's so good. Casting Wood ifs, there weren't really any except for Johny Depp, George Clooney, and Steve Martin all wanted to be in the movie because they loved Sash Barron Coh, and he was like, no thanks Um, Best that K word Kendavidian Yeah, he became I didn't even know who he was. now he just became Aszima Dan Waders, I could offer you Lenelle the prostitute Borat's first wife, Oksana drunk U South Carolina frack guy Bilo. We did never saw Bilo, but I still feel like he's eligible. He's a big his presence looms The Gypsy estate sale lady, Pamela Anderson and then the cute couple that own the Airbnb, or whatever it's called Um I think car salesman is does his job and that he just lets Borat get every joke out. They start the scene with what' a car for a woman who is shaved down there? And he goes well, that'd be a cororvette. That guy' totally game. Yeah. I think the minimal amount of work with the maximum impact is Borat's son Hughie Lewis. who was holding him in the photographs with just his full dick out. And then as if that wasn't enough, you go to the next picture and's Borat's face right next to the penis. saying how proud he is of it. I think it's Hy Lewis the son That's the best. I love the funniest thing is how they spll it So it's O E Y Lewis. It's all together too. Lewis so good. What an homage to Hughie Lewis U Okay Recasting couch directors. Yeah I have one here It's a borderline to pick too Okay And it ties into my theory that this movie should be longer. It's incredibly upsetting and I think a huge miss in the biggest flaw of this movie that we don't have a Vegas scene. Okay. It's just fucking sitting there. We're driving We're driving east to west We're coming up from Texas toward California It's a no brainer. We could have some sort of Borack gambling scene. so right. We get to tie into like the weird casino world him trying to figure out what's happening him doing something funny at Cub could be in there Blackjack Roulette. I just feel like it's the easiest six minutes they ever could have had It really bumps me out. Dude. That's like if you just sit him at a blackjack table and just have them start touching the cards, like it would be chaos immediately. grabbing chips from other people. it's just You know what he would do? he would take out his bag of pubic hair and like try to put that to double down. and then the pit boss would come over. That's dude, that's a great idea. How do they at the roulette im betting on some crazy number because it reminds him of and something truly offensive from his family. and I don't know. There's just so many ways to go in a casino. buets, the pool. you could do the mankini at the pool. Yeah. put Osimod and like the toppless Pool at the Win. That the whole movie could be Vegas Bor That Vegas sequel. Yeah. Bor goes to Vegas really missed out. U Half faster research. We mentioned a bunch of this stuff. So you mentioned Houy Lewis. Played by an adult porn star named Stony Who o who was on the on the gay side of the porn. Okay. sixty movies neearly fifty box covers nominated for a two thousand one Gave Y Award, Best newcomer. doing the work. Not the AVN. There's a GavVN awwardard Is that is that? The g notot televised. I don't know if I don't know if ESPN plus has been looking at. I know they like new corkers. Yeah tellell them there's some live content available. I will I will. After Borat, Stony becomes a trans porn star named Brittitneany Cox and it's C O X Capital secondcond X lowercase third X. I like it. So that's all my research on Hy Lewis I'm proud of you. You did it work. That's great. DVD includes several deleted scenes. We talked about some of them. One of them was getting a massage at a hotel U Another was visiting an animal shelter to a dog that can protect him from Jews That sound of funny. Like we go back to ten minutes There's couple. And then we mentioned that porn scine one The peopleeople that sued the movie and lost To Frapp brothers A guy in the subway When the chicken got released on the subway. Baltimore driving instructor wanted one hundred thousand in damages, didn't get it The getaway Srager's buddy from Peter Luger stay C on the fucking balls. Yeah. he didn't get it Everybody lost who tried to sue them. and The guy Dan Mazer said that they had somebody who used to be public enemies lawyer who was semi retired who was just crushing every suit. that was was killer. Yeah. what happened with that driving instructor at the end of the scene And Bor's like, arere you my friend? He's like, yes, I'm your friend. Do you like me?es I like, Will you be my boyfriend? The guy goes, No and I Well, yeah, all right, I could be your boyfriend. And then the scene cuts. like what was that? Was he trying to take a run at B? I don't. That's maybe that's why he sued. He didn't I think it might have been. Yeah. becauseuse he was pretty cool the rest of the scene and imediately he's like yeah I'll be your boyfriend. Holy shit. what are they say that Yeah Ns producer of the Jackson, Mississippi Sh. claimed afterwards that Borette's appearance led to her losing her job Hope not Hate to hear And then Todd Phillips leaves this is just random. Todd Phillips, they shoot for eleven days. Todd Phillips leaves because it created differences They're trying to figure out how to add some stuff. Sasha Baron Cohens playing basketball Garis Shandling's house. has some sort of thing and breaks his foot And now' out for another eight to ten weeks So they filmed the movie and had to stop for like basically three months because the director And then because somehow at Garary Shandling's house by all accounts was not the most heated basketball game every week Yeah, I want to hear what's the run like there? I've never heard of the Gary Shandling game. I mean, I know some of the people that played in that game and I I uh I think it was exactly Super competitive So somehow he broke his foot anyway, and then they found their. Charles. Yeah, back in my day, I used to do some games. I used to play some games with people who know. I used to go to a Mike Tolan game. Oh go to a Brian Robins game. Yeah. Yeah They had a good game. But I never did the Gary Shanly. Holy shit, that's cool. A lot of comedians go and have. Yeah Apex mountain Sasha Baron Coen is a yes I think this is the biggest he's ever been after this movie. Huge. It sign that whatever wanted to do after this. Yeah. I said the movie gets shown up in the Spranos, he's everywhere. He breaks character wins a Glden Globe definite Pussy magnets the Apex mountain I think it has to be the guy there's not an actual magnet. they just mean the car. Yeah o, that's okay. I still. Can you installed if I give you money? That's such a great bit. Sketch How many movies is it better than Wayne's Wor the guy I love Wayne's World, but cllose to think about that. Maybe it's it's it's two thousand's version of Waysworth Mmhm. Cendavid, deffinitely Socks full of shit I'm gonna say yes Virgin. Virgin store book assault autograph assaults. I sayes. The Hotel Wellington, yes Lou now U who played the prostitute and then bounced around and some other stuff, but this is probably the peak, I'm guessing. I have a knit to pick with Blo now. They should have cast a real prostitute. I don't like that they cast an actor for that. I remember when I saw the movie, I recognized her because she had been in some things that I'd know and I was like, what the hell? Just get a real prostitute. It takes me out of it. The more real actors they have, the worse it gets. I don't think they should have done that.. Potassium exporters The best in the world, Kazakhan. Yes Shapeshifting cockroaches I say the apex that one. Pamily Anderson no And then naked brs, one hundred percent, yes I have male nudity in movies, Is that it And I will give you Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Jason Siegel full frontal. They brought it back in that too. they Yeah it's a Eastern promises, Vigo Mortenson in the bathhouse Jackass had a lot of nudities, but that's not the same. And then theooy Knight'smale nudity was fake at the end. I think it I think it's apex for male nudity in a non porn movie I can't think of a better one unless unless it's just Jason Siegel just standing there with his big penis. Trying to think of what else. I didn't prep. and thank God I didn't because I had them Google search to me. Dan you were doing the capital X or X, whatever the hell that girl was. I'm already getting in trouble for Stony. My research on his two thousand one gV in Brus or Hanks I think Hanks probably has a better chance to pull out Borat, but I think crruises would be funnier Well, Cruz, what if he was in the less Grossman fat suit as Azimach No he probably could have done that I think to be crued, you would have to take some of that Frank TJ Mackkeies sexual or energy And you like respect the cock. high five And then he does this dumb accent from far and away. likeike it would take a lot of work to get ced there. And Hanks kind of has the hair and the m this in the suit. Yeah. Yeah. he's basically doing the kid from Big with an accent. Scorsesei or Spielberg. What do you think, Bud Tough one. I'm going probably say Scorsese for this one. Um, Yeah, it and you would get you would get to see Borad and cocaine, which is always I'm always into could have done it in Vegas. Yeah. Picketets Who was the cameraman the whole time Mhm At one point the camera gets nailed in the naked fight He runs, runs the game I got into him. So somebody theuny Damer. whoo was Yeah I don't know The timeline of the road trip We're in DC We go to Mississippi for the twoo sixteenth thing and then we go backwards to Virginia for the rodeo It's out a sequence It should have gone to DC, Virginia, Mississippi Remember also when they leave Kazakhstan, they do the Indiana Jones map thing and they do like six loops throughout Europe. Yeah. I'm not sure their navigation is pristine. Yeah, that's a good point And then I think the bear is kind of ridiculous. That would be my one. It's not a weak, but it just does it's just weird I don't care I about the bear. They got a big laugh in theater when he yell when the bear growls at the kids and they scream Yeah. I'm just here for awkward moments with Bora.. I don't care about the bear and the ice cream truck that much. They had to make a movie, I get it, but that's not my favorite part. Any other pickkingets I just said Don't these handlers have any kind of better awareness that they're being like absolutely hoodwinks when they agree to have Alan Keys sit down for an interview or bar? Any of those people Th those are major politicians. You probably got to go through it. And I know that they're really slick with how they pitch it and they have fake production companies and stuff, but like At one point when you're sitting with Alan Keys and you talk about like a rubber fist going up your anus from like at what point it was like, holy shit, stop this. How does that get to them? Yeah, I mean, that's probably what happens. We just are they so bad. Like is Allan Keys fucking firing somebody about that? P probablyrobably Dad would be mad Souff prequ prestige TV all blodcast are untouchableable. They did a sequel. We have our answer for that. Okay. Yes Is this movie better with Wayne Jenkins, Fergie the Florist, Zanlow, Robert Evans or somebody else? What do you think Alalbert You know what I'd really like to do? I'd like to take the guy at the church the let that tonggo guy who puts the hands. I'd like him to just do a rundown on all the rewatchables hosts and just get the shit out of them and just say, Sean Fantasy, do you really need all that physical media bullshit? Do you really need K nineteen the Widowmaker in four K Gg go back. Do you not need a four hour version of the doark I let that tong. Bill Simmonson you watch Lord of the Rings every Christmas, tongo That's what I want. We got to add that guy to to the list was Zid and everybody. What was that guy a tunonggo guy? I don't know know a Tgo guy from Borat. Man Len, do you really not attracted to white women? let their tongue on la That guy steals the show. I want him to do all of you That sounds great. I actually had one for this. What do you got I mean, this is really gonna to appeal to w All of your bones Oh let's go What if Naked Bora Naked Asthma crashed the nineteen ninety three International Association of Cardiologists Conference in Chicago. As Dror Charles Nichols was speaking, and Dct. Charles Nichols said Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Borat Sagadov doesn't feel well We just kind of work then And it goes up. I'm sorry, Azimbat, I'm in the middle of this speech Oh my gosh. b. Did you kill my wife too? huh? Did you falsify the research? So you could give them provassic. You switch to the samples veryery nice. waa, wa Oh my god, that's awesome. Yeah Thank. I remember when you guys You A couple of years ago, you guys did fugitive in Chicago and you had invited me to attend it. I was so excited they couldn't My whole thing is I'm like, Bill, I just want to walk in from the back of the audience at the end of the pod and just do a full kimball and walk up on stage and just do the whole thing about Did you kill Shake Serano too? D? And I just couldn't get there in time. Fuck, but that is a great inclusion of Dr. Charles Nichols. God, That's awesome Just one Oscar who gets it sccreenplay Where would you go Sasha Baron Co Sasha Baron Cohact lead actoruck it. Let's do it Unanswerable questions. We actually did the ones I had for this about whether it was Sasha Baron Coh's poop in a bag. Did you have any other ones I did Aszimat wash his ball sack before the fight scene. I already asked it Let's ask Ken Davidian right now, Ken C. The secret handshake cuub memorability you'd want from this movie I was going to say the mankini and I know that like I used to go to the beach in Santa Monica after this moie come out and there'd be guys wearing that thing just for laughs But now since we've been through the pod I want the pololaroid of his son, Huy Lewis, and I want the one holding him up with his ble penis down there. I to keep it in mind. Yeah ye. I think I would want the Bay Watch book. Oh yeah. The actual Baywatch book that he had that it with like the little towel that he had over it to make it seem like it was the KQuran. Yeah I would want that whole package. With a red water panties. It's a great book. I like it. Coach Finstock, mr. Miyagi word for best Worst life lesson. It's got to be that frack kid, right What does he say? Don't let a woman define you. Yeah. Do not let a woman ever, ever make who you are. I'm gonna go. I have written down I like you. I likeack sex. It's nice. That's all I got Best of a feature choice I have bestest and show and then Boret in that order. I go Chrisp guuest first, then I go Boret. I think that's how it it would have to go I got Bruno. We guys talked a lot about the Bruno movie. Yeah Um Really liked it, some amazing scenes. att one point Bruno visits like a psychic medium and he makes his Bruno's ex boyfriend who died aear. And then Bruno does a full Fallatio sequence with finish. L it's really, really graphic and you're screaming again in the theater. I watched Bruno, which I thought was not as good as Borp, it was still funny. who won the movie? Sasha Baron Cone? Sasha. Well, that was easy. Borous. So easy. By the way, we did this probably in almost exactly the amount in time of the movie Yeah, and we have no Craig, right? No Craig All right, Cal Brent, what do you got going on as we head into the summer here? Well, I made my maiden voyage to Bristol, Connecticut last night Bill, I'd never been there before, but I did these these schedule release I went to Bristol. and it's by the way, it's bullshit. There's mascots in the hallway. There's no nobody's saying, foollow me to freedom. There's none of that shit. I thought that was going to be like this is sports Center. It's not like that at all. There's no Payton giving Eli wet Willies. Charlie Steiner wasn't to be seen. But I'm squarely in the ESPNFL network world and it's really fun. They got some games, right? N NFL network at. Yeah. Yeah, Yeahah, they kept a couple and ESPN is a Super Bowl this year and like I'm doing all kinds of crazy shit, man. I'm running into people I've watched my whole life. Joe Buck and everybody on the daytime schedule. It's awesome. E I really mean this. This sounds like I'm doing everyone has been really nice, Bill. Everyone has been really nice too which you say what? J just wait No I wouldn't say that Everyone's been very nice Ghead The setup's great. yourour earpiece only fell out ten times, but now I showed that earpiece was boss. I figured it out like twenty minutes in. The setup is good We got Tony Coooach How do you beat It looks great All right. thans to Craig. Thankks toahal, thanks to Eduardo Thanks Kyle Brant. Great to see you. I will see you next month because I know we're going to do something for next month's from Hell mononth Let's go. I no ide do. There's a couple there's couple your favorites. Sorry. G to see you, Cobbrant. Jiny. Thank you This episode is brought to you by Google Chrome. You think you know a browser, but Gemini and Chrome, that's new. It can help you with practically anything on the web, like restoring a vintage motorcycle from a fifty page restoration block, or finally break down that long article you've had open for weeks. Gemini and Chrome is here for it. Ready to make anything online makes sense? 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