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From ‘The Hand That Rocks the Cradle’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Joanna RobinsonJun 15, 2026

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In Grand Rapids, every moment feels like a scene worth replaying, every riverside stroll, every slow afternoon sipping small batch brews, every guitar rififf drifting out of the city's brand new amphitheater This is a place where everything feels cinematic Like you've stepped into a highlight reel that's yours to explore Linkn as the number one city on the rise from LinkedIn. Grand Rapids invites you to find a rhythm all your own season after season Pure Michigan Find your season at experperienceGR d. comot H that racks the cradle. We have a nice home here Eomebody bad is coming into our house This is a foundation. This movie lays of thirty five years in counting of people just recreating this movie What is it? What is it about that theme that we've invited someone into our home and they' bad intentions. Yeah, it's everyone's primeal fear, right You've created your safety bubble and something has come here to Stand in a night gown in the rain and seduce your husband, you know? Beyond even like the inviting somebody into their house, it's the what if I'm not a good parent? What what I' an inadequate partner to my spouse What if what if what if the stuff they keepeeps people up atight and from hell movies dramatize that. What if I What if I get to bring something to Fedx? What do you like the most about Fr Hell movies I think it's just that everybody, it's like a shared understanding in the audience. These were great theater movies. But even now when you're watching it, like I was watching this with my wife, like when you're watching it, you can feel like how relatable the tension is because even if nothing like this has ever happened to you You have feared it. You have everybody has these shared fears offtten baked into like a middle class existence of like, I think everything is okay R I think everything's going be fine And then it could just be one thing topples it all over And my favorite is like roommate from Hell, like single white female in Pacific Heights, but Having the nanny from hell is is gets it like some really, really deep dark stuff. What about you Yeah, I think Also, this is just so huge on cable and VHS when we were younger. this played all the time. And I think that U I comple like even when we're too young to know what it was like to be an inadequate parent or an inadequate partner, you just sort of like, What if there's a stranger who's come to your home to rip your family apart? And all of their schemes are very good and well executed. and what can you do? You know, someone's wearing a button down and a white button down and a smile and they're here to tear it all down It's right around here was when u They started doing the TV movies that would always have people from like Nineo two and O and Melroose lifetime Lifim' kicking off. Yeah, yeah. Lifetime was kicking off too, but it was all All of this happened at the same time and it was always like He shouldn't have fen for this person You're being stalked by your boyfriend or ex husband. Yeah. You have a nanny that came in your house, but she has the wrong intentions There's a neighbor next door. you gott to stay. And it just became this cottage industry. And I gott to say, I love it It's great. H it's bad. It's good. but I think what's interesting about This movie is it's really well done. Yeah. It has a really good director. It's acted well. Rebecca D Mornay is amazing in this, but I was thinking this says the three staples or three of the staples from a from Hell movie the seemingly smart character who's actually an idiot and misses twenty glaring red flags. You have to have this Yeah. You have to have the person where you're watching along and you're just like How can you not see this? So in this one, it's the mom obviously. The red dress gets ruined. baby su certainly won't breastfeed The FedEx envelope disappears. Solomon, the beloved spepecial needs Gardner Cat affilio. Yeah is nowet he's now Jeffrey Epstein h daughter now hates him Marlene, the best friend, might be having an affair with the husband and then she dies in the greenhouse and then all of her inhalers get emptied out and she's like, Huh. There's a lot of red flags here. Yeah she finally figures it out, but we're like an hour thirty into the movie Do you feel like would it have worked better for you if this plan had taken longer to roll out? if Peayton had been there for a long time.? Yeah yeah She seem like she was on a schedule. I don't think she'd like being in the basement that much. Yeah. She was like, it's husband or bust. Yeah. Yeah. She was like this guy like I want that beard. Kind of side eye me when I was picking up the ice cubes the time. So that's one. It's seeee the second the second one that they usually put in there is there's an unexplained murder Usually around the two thirds mark. Somebody dies. Yeah. And in the lifetime movies you know right away because it's always like somebody's friend or somebody's boss or coworker And they just start getting a little nosy and you're like, oh boy. This person's ended up in whatever. So in this case, it was Marlene and then The third one, which is really unique to this movie And I think that one of the reasons my wife loves it so much is it has a bunch of these moments where you're just watching going, Oh no Yeah likeike when like likeike Dct. Matt's doing the examination. God Yeah puts the glove on and then he takes it. It's like, Oh, no. Yes. The breastfeeding scene the first time it's like, o Solomon catching her breastfeding. Solomon catching her Her being mean to Solomon? Yeah. That's another one, the asthmat attack and then the surprise party Claire, there's people here. I think that's that's part of the script. like when we were joking on the text thread about sort of you know, fear of not findighting your inhaler, fear of a greenhouse shattering like fear of you having a horrible fight with your husband when everyone you know is in the next room. There are all these things where it's just sort of like, Yeah, I am afraid of that. I've had asthma, but I am always worried about where people's inhs are. And I have not I told you, I've not been in a greenhouse since I saw this movie. Oh my God. I'm terrified. whyy are it? If did ruined greenhouses. Why are glass? Why would you ever go in there? There's also like This is screenplay by Amanda Silver. Yeah That was like her thesis project, I think, from film schoolool. R. I think now Joe and I both we werere both about to start talking about Cape Fear at some point, like coming out on Apple TV. Another really good example of a kind of from Hell movie. Definitely. is incredibly rewarding because of how tight it is and how much is left off screen. Like, you know, what we don't have to sit through This movie partially works because We don't have to spend an episode getting into Marlene and Claire's Friendship It's like it's gestured at, it's understood. Yeah, you know their buddies. I'm actually incredibly grateful this wasn't a TV show. Because there, you know, a friend of mine came to me asking for a TV recommendation the other day and she started rattling off what she's been watching. I was like, whyy are you watching all of these mommy murder shows, which are just such a thing right now, but I don't need to watch eight episodes or ten episodes of every Bnd of the plot or every backstory for every character. Like I don't need Peyton's entire backstory to understand why she's here. And I'm so grateful that this is a movie. Yeah. Like this would be, I think, I mean, they remade the movie and talk about the remake if we want to, but like The temptation to make this into a limited series must be, you know, unbearable. Yeah. And Yeah, Marlene, I don't need her backstory. She comes in three times like a fucking hurricane She's great every time. She's an absolute bitch. I love her. Yer lipstick is the wrong color for her shade of hair. and she's perect thirird core phone in Seattle. No know what's also awesome about this movie Th this sub genenre that you're celebrating this month is They're really still the most relevant period pieces that we have where so much of this movie could be brushed aside with like a Google search or whatever. Yeah by The things that people are nervous about and the things that people fear and the anxiety that people have is still prevalent. It's just translated through different things. you know what I mean? Like it's it's stuff like My social media account got hacked or like I think I got scammed or my My mother signed up for some weird thing and now she's a recurring donor to something that we don't know a orget donor. Yeah, exactly. But like This stuff is like Just the anxieties of modern life are so persistent that it doesn't really matter that it's car phones and chain smoking or if it's It's your iPhone and other stuff. That being said, like Even before cell phones on the interternet We did ask for references. Sure. We did maybe check that letter. We did occasionally ask for references. the other nannies at the playground. So you somebody. Debbie, You know Debbie? I was with your daughter at the playground. is how she introduces herself. No, she doesn't have a nany. So it's like, wait, how are you with my daughter at the playground Craig, you grew up with the from Hell movie Did I? I don't know. it's your generation. This is early nineties though. What's like the Staple fromrom Hell two thousands movie H You know, it it started petering out because it drifted more in the TV ' I felt like they really tried to do this ten years culminating in domestic disturbance, which is I think one of the great one of the great intentional comedy movies in the two thousands. Yeah. But that was when it started to kind of die and then it really drifted into into the lifetime There was a lot of like black movies that would have like the all black cast that would basically do the same premises That's still going Um I think a lot of it's just moved to true crime. Like true crime docs and stuff. It's true crime and it's also like I think the feeling of it can be found in Ozark. But yeah, to Joe's point, like they may presumed innocent into a limited series rather than remaking presumed innocent now. Yeah because it's you just get more episodes. so now We would have the backstory episode with We would have the backstory episode with doctor Mott. Yeah. Well, isn't that Let's go backwards four years. All fault Like all her fault, the Sarah Snook show that people like loved on Pacock. Isn't that essentially like That was horrible and I' devoured it. And they also but don't they also do like each characters story played out. But that's the problem. And again, like the twenty twenty five remake, I didn't watch it, but I was reading sort of what they changed and it's just This compulsion to give you reason why people are from hell and I sometimes I just don't want that. Bitches can be crazy. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's okay Paton It seems mean before everything else goes wrong anyway, you know? Yeah. Like she I mean, this movie has so many subtle great moments that establish that she's cuckoo for Coco puffs But when when Solomon meets her and gets the paint on, it wass like, Oh, I'm sorry She fucking devil stares Yeah. That was myit second and it's like, oh no. That was my first rewind. I was like I gott to watch it again. You know, her like Rebecca D Mornet is so good in this movie. Let's talk about her because I had incredible down. It's her and Glenn Close and fatal trraction in the finals for best from Hell performance. Yeah She's out of control in this movie. She's doing so many different things Shher, you consider that a from hell basic instincts? I don't know. it's a middle ground. What about like To me, like it's what about gone girl Rosman Pike Semiinals. Jennifer Jason Lee,ingle wife female? Yeah, maybe semi finals. But maybe that's your final for. The jailbait division of like Oh Rush Silverstone. Poison A. Trew Brymore. Yeah Poison Aby's dark. Yeah. Poison Abby. Drew Barrymore is sixteen. has a Passion affair with Tom Skcaret is like forty. Okay. They have like a sex scene. I don't think that would be flying out.. What year is this? This is early ninet? L ninety one or something yeah. Zoe was home for a month and she loves these movies and we watched the crush because it was on Tubi. And twenty minutes in, she's like, Dad How did they make this? I know imp The crch and the babyitter. sixteen, I was like, I don't know. Yeah different times. That That's a curse double feature. Cush. There' another one from that era where you're like, holy shit. Yeah yeah. fear fear is very much in like the lifetime movie every boyfriend is That's another one that has really good actors. Like William Peterson's in that. Warbirg, Rhese Witherspon Aisssa Milano. A roller coaster. D Morne, though So We did risky business a while ago And she's line of the prostitute and is with Tom Cruz and his lights out and every guy my age is in love with her from that point on. I think that train that sex scene on that train is one of the best sex scenes in all of cinema. Honest. Tangerine dream. Tangerineream. I SR's down with it More for the music though. Yeah. And it just never happened for in the eighties Slugger's wife, I remember was a big one with Danny from CaddishSack Baseball movie, Craig, you played a home run hitter in the Atlanta Braves And she was the titulular slugger's wife. It was horrible. Well,s like a really terrible, terrible He just he looked like he was swinging like a B salami. It just wasn't like it just didn't seem like he had a bat. It was like he was Um Runaway train. Okaykay Eric Roberts, Joall right Probably the best one she did. made this movie called E Gide Created Woman We aost to be. It was Roger Vadim, whatever his name was. Yeah And then she made this movie Feds, and it just never happened. And I remember Feds. She apparently was trying to get Tinkerbell on hook, lost it to Julie Roberts and was like, fucking I'm going darker and did this. P put in a much better ticker bell Well, and then she had a couple nineties movies but it's like even when she did prestige for HBO, it was John in Cincinnati M. Like she just had bad luck with parts and movies and Um I always thought there was more there, Joe I thought she was a really good actress. I thought she was smoking hot, and I thought she could be evil or nice depending on the situation. Her trilogy for me is risky businessiness, Hand the Rocks Cradle, and then the three Musketeers, the ninetyies three Musketeers That was another. She's fantastic in that mov. she's just always inccredible, and yeah, just didn't pick the right projects, I think. There's like probably half a dozen eighties and early nineties movies that you could go through and be like, o, I wonder if she could have like could she have done Kelly McGillis in Top Gun or could she have done any number of That's what she's missing. She's missing the one big ass like Yeah, one hundred million dollar where she's just the love interest. Banging it out Um I always thought like out of my notes, elevated Heather Lackler Like where like Heather Lacklair goes on Melroses place and is awesome, right? She's like the bitch, but it's like it can't be not great show She was a much better actress than that But she could There was a campiness to her in a good way I just felt like they never figured out. Yeah, like what's another one that she could have done that like Well, could she have been base againstant? Could she have been Sharon Stone? I feel like she could have. Yeah, But even to not do another sex pot role like what if she did the Merrill Street part in the River Wild Right Of course, Hanssen loyalty to her Yeah. She's in our favorite backdraft. backdft. She's really good it. Yeah But it was always weird to see her just as like somebody's girlfriend in a movie. I always felt like There was more were you gonna kill this guy? Yeah. I But it might be the risky business thing. It might have been because that was the first time we knew her. Right. canan I ask you, is there a more interesting biographical detail than left Harry Dean Stanton for Tom Cruise. No. And then Harry Dean Stanton showing up on set to be like, whereere's Tom Cruise? They must had like a little triangle fight. Yeah. It's a great one. Harry Dean Stanton and Rebecca Du Marnet and Tom Cruise. In I don't she's two movies short, but she made she worked the whole time. It just N really happened, but she's doing a lot in this movie That scene when she goes to visit the husband about want to plan a surprise party and they're just their blue eyes are just battling for two minutes and then she saches away with the with the stroller And it's just like, this is just good stuff, man. Yeah. She's own in the room. She is this movie. Like I think this movie is well written and obviously, you know, an incredible director well shot, but D Mornet is like ability to change her facial expression on a dime and look absolutely terrifying and then honey sweet the next second, That's this movie. Yeah, my wife said My wife thinks she's great in this woment. She's like, she's really good at Be an actress playing a bad person who has to pretend to be an actress. Yes. pretend second playayer actress. Yeah, she's like Oh no. Yeah. The baby almost ate the earring but you know she's full of shit. we were so worried about you. We're so glad you're eyeballing the re dress when she's trying on the black dress. Yeah. You told me you could borrow this. There's like a million Yeah. So why does this movie resonate with women the way it does? Why do women love this movie? I'm I was watching and asking myself that question, and I think part of it has to do with like how inconsequential the husband is. Yeah. Like he's barely in this movie, and it really is just about like the women and Julianne Moore. and that's like those are the primary drivers of the story. And so then it just becomes like very much about women's fears of other women and all and I like this idea of like the From Hell or Bches Be crazy a genre or whatever the case may be, there are plenty of reasons for women to not like it. And this is a movie that really gets to the core of something that's true about women somehow. Maybe because it has a female screenwriter. I it also starts with It like the moment when she sees her on the bus It's, Are you the martels? and they're walking up I'm watch with my wife and my wife's like, Out would have been out, too hot. You're not living in my house. You're just not. Sorry, honey in that's like That's what Julian Moore says. She says it right away. Wh this to your house. Yeah offtten talked about the You know, the latchkey kid phenomenon and when we watch movies from the eighties being like, nobody was watching us. We were just, you know from ten AM to seven PM and it was up to us to stay alive This is like the adult version of that. They're like Yeah, you know what? I just saw you almost get hit by a school bus. Why don't you come on over. This is fine. You can stay for dinner. I'm sure your letter of recommendation is totally water tight. It's such bullshit. Hey, you're gonna walk around your nightgown at night? Yeah, dropping ice cubes in the kitchen. That sounds awesome. Um Annabelle Sura. Yeah I think she's great in this movie. The character's dumb as shit, but I think she's great in it. It's so funny that comes full circle in the Spreranos when she plays basically The from hell part as Tony's mistress. You were talking to people who have famously not watched the Spranos. Not in an order What? Not an order Like I've seen like runs did episodes. Did I just out No, I've said this before yeah I'll tell you guys what happens.ous. She's a little later in the more from hell, right? She She's a car salesmanh like a high end car salesman that Tony becomes infatuated with and it becomes a pretty deranged affair And she's basically flips parts, whichich makes me wonder like Could you have flipped parts with these two in this movie W would have been interesting. I want good. Yeah, auditioned Yeah. She auditioned for the other part. Yeah. But I think she could have done it. I just don't think I think D Moret is so good as Oh But like her coming off with Jungle fever and being like, I'm gonna do another yeah Yeah, so she does She's an internal affairs that we've done, reversal of forortune, jungle fever, Hand the Rck's crradle And then she's in a movie called The Night We Never Met that I might be the only one who's ever seen that movie. Wh seen that movie? Matthew Broadrick. Yeah yeah. Oh. they're all time sharing an apartment. It's great. That's right. I've seen's a good's a great It's fun. I don't know if it exists. It not it's not a real movie, but she kind ofall she falls for Matthew Brodwick. They fall for each other without having met each other.ort like by their presence in the apartment. Yeah Yeah It's really an interesting moie. It's just I haven't seen it since. And then she was in Copand Yeah, she's great comppl and then had the sopranos run. And it was always a question of Well, it's sad, but it was always a question of man, she was great. Why wasn't she more stuff? And it turned out she was one of the biggest Harvey Weinstein victims Yeah of all of them. Like he actually like sabotaged career, but I always thought she was really good. I always likeed her and everything. Shes It's really interesting to think about them doing the opposite role because in a traditional maybe way, you would be like D Mornet is better known than Annabelle Sore so she plays the hero in this outs, but you would always be like, how could you not tell that this one is trying to take down Rebecca Du Mouret like it thrs you off to be like weirdly like I know I have more of an investment in Rebecca D Mornet as a performer than I do in Annabelle Shor. So I'm like K kind of almost expecting this to work out for her. Also, I do think that there is some blonde brrunette like ginger Marianne kind of thing going on here. Yeah. Like where you're inverting that somewhat. I can see it. Yeah. But and also this like the very be prep from hell sort of vibe that she's giving here, orbecca Doret, the button down pencil skirts, flat shoes, blonde hair, bangs, like all of that Annabella S would be a different energy altogether. She can't quite do that. Yeah. Yeah, onene of my biggest issues with the movie is that the The nanny is like, T She said she's like two lived clothes are nice. She's put together Yeah. it's like What's the backstory with this lady? So again, if her husband died and your son died days apart and you have some story about how they never caught the guy, but She's like, I just would had twenty more questions. Well yeah. but you had checked a single reference. Yeah. Yeah. And you didn't have an appointment Yeah walking in off the street ' you heard about this job at the park. You're like mid thirties. You have a letter of reference R But like, yeah, there's nothing else like what about Does she give her a social seecurity number to pay her or is it cash into the de? How are they paying her? Yeah L Seattle in the nineties Picking nets is going to be incredible. can throw the nitpicks because I have twenty more And then we have our guy Ernie Hudson Big twenty twenty six for E earning on the on the rewatch Well Um He's this character and he's in ghostbusters and he's in Oz on a twelve year span I think Ernie Hudson's awesome in this movie. Now if this came out now, the what the what's age the worst with Ernie Hudson is they would just not have a non special needs act playing a special needs person With that said I think he's doing a lot in this movie and it's like Solomon is really important as like the proxy of the audience to Come on,'re he's the one who knows. H his quote unquote, innocent eyes see the true evil in the house. Yeah. The shot of his bike by the trash can when like in the final sequence and you're like, oh, Solomon's on the property somewhere. He'll save the day. This is this is I love this movie. This character is impmossibly It's like ridiculous. is like you don't like saavior a Savior Gardenner who's already been sent packing, but is somehow mon're having a child's underwear in his toolbx but then like but we're looking at an outdoor privileged Yeah They tell the little kid, Hey, so Solomon's got another job. It's like he did. They didn't put her the child in therapy. likeike what are we doing? Like what's happening? lot of unanswered questions Directed by Curtis Sanson, who's in a run of bad influence Han the Rocks Cradle, River Wild, LA Confidential. And uh and Wonder Boys I love Wonder Boys. He So he says that LA Confidential wouldn't have happened without this movie It a success Yeah. This movie is such a huge success and River Wild is such a huge success. And then he got a blank check to make L.A Confidential one of you would you bought that? the same director from Confidential did this movie? I feel like directors used to just really bounce around more than they do now in terms of a genre. Now it's like, oh Denevill New likeike I know what that's gonna to look like. Yeah. he's in the nineties, it feels like they were just picking stories they liked and it could be anything. The best safe pair of hands in Hollywood for a while where it was just like he can make pretty much any genre movie you want. There's not really an intrusive sense of style, but you're never like, this is a dumb shot or this is weirdly paced moment. It's all It's all very well done. Very competent. Yeah. It's funny. Bad influence was on the cutting room floor from Helmut big fan. It's not too late That's too late. you likek that movie? To bring it back Tubie classic. Yeah. Tuby's just cranking bad. Bad influenceces just flashes Yes, Mater. Yeah, I do like them. Rob Lo is. Oh yeah, bad boy. That's right He becomes friends with Spader. And Spader's name is like Michael and he starts calling a Mick. It's like they go out for the night. Come on, Mick, we're going out and just like absolutely torment.s a good one. He loves Yuppies from Hell, He love and then I can see the connective tissue between River Wild in this movie. Absolutely. like definitely. That's the River from Hell. Yeah. Okay So where do we stand that River Wild? 'cause that was another It's dope. I love that movie Yeah Yeah, that's like a, I don't know, hiking guide from hell. what do we call that? Also not a bad remake for the Netflix version of. Oh, I haven't seen that. Adams version plays the Kevin Baconport. fun. love I love when Broda goes bad. This film's title is taken from the eighteen sixty five poem by William Russ Wallace. I know you have his collected work. They really lay that on kind of thick. Yeah. They ler wor like what's that phrase? that crazy poem What is that We always quote that poem That it was Pirates of Penzants just Oh and Pinaphore. Yeah. It's a real Gilbert and Sullivan Joint here All they listen to in this house. one point nineillion dollars budget made one hundred forty million dollars.ang In nineteen ninety two. Incredible. So this is the same year as a single white female. This is the air from Hell really blossoms because we have basic instinct Um, which is not I don't consider that a from Hell movie, but that's ninety two this movie and then single away female and then Hollywood's like, all right king this and then concurrently women are crazy. Well, concurrently Skinemax is like, let's whatever you guys don't make Sain and tweet ye areject scripts for you guys? let's rip those off. Roger Ebert, three stars. Yeah The film worked Glowing praise, Raj. touches on of fear and that's why it appeals to us, says Raj Praise thy Rebecca D Mornet. Day Mir or D Mournay. D M. Itounds like a D Mournet. D Mournet. D Mour Very good job, a very sound job of being the villainous in this film. and I think it's an effective performance. Villainous's not a word we use enough. Let's bring it back. It's a good one. Still time. Do you think that D Mornet would be a good left wing it for M Bop B Bop I don't know why you were like, there's not thirteen Ms here. I just struggled There' spun out on.,'s hard to host. I know man, lookook, it's like everybody's cocky until it's time for the World Cup. and it's like, shit, this guy's name. Bap. Yeah U We're going to take a break and then we're going to do rewatchable scenes The reewatchables is brought to you by Fan Del Predicts. You can predict these summer soccer case, wink, wink action All the way to the final match with Fanil Predicts, all you have to do is sign up yourour twenty five dollars bonus from the opening game to the final whistle. Stay locked in with every pass, every goal, every moment moves us closer. 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This isn't one hundred percent rewatchable, but it's really good. Dr. Mcket's creep. Wow. She's Wow. I just we have to talk about it. I would write this as aal. Iing the first twenty minutes. honestly ye. No, this scene is like, we are off. The gloves are off. Yeah Everything about this guy. When he sends the nurse out, why don't you give him the news? I got this. Yeah The way she's playing the scene too where she's like you real like she's slowly realizing this guy's a psycho. This is so realistic to be, you know, you have to like, you have to go get breast exams, you have to go get gynecological exams and it's just sort of like Is this how this is usually done Is there something going on here? and it's often like right on right of the border there when in these cases This is one of the many reasons why I think I know my wife loves this movie, but it's a lot of like Everyday things that happen where it's like your worst nightmare of And you were right It was wrong. Yeah. That nanny was trying to fuck your husband. Right. Yeah, you know. That's right you're not paro paranoid if something he is really trying to do Yeah Dror Matt's perfectly creepy. I wanted to nominate him for Deon Waaders, but I don't want him to win. Well, because he there's There is a should we rename this for this person, Deon Wayers's performance in this movie, but yeah he's up there. when he's Jn the Lan massaging her stomach. Yeah And he's just like like almost like he's playing the piano and she's like, ye, it's really terrifying. The closest thing I've ever come to this is when I got a colonoscopy and right before I passed out, the guy was like, love the pod, by the way. And then your spiner was like No, because I think the whatever they gave me the profall or whatever Yeah. I was just like absolutely n That didn't really happen. Yeah. Love the pod Love the pod, by the way. Save that. What if you done it after? Would that have been? That would have been fine, but I. Felt a little tender afterwards. Yeah. This, I was like, I'm high. You can tell me whatever. How would you say don't keep it to yourself. You or say after. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, loveove the pod. Next we watch Well Peyton meets Claire and Solomon. Yeah. a scene just loaded with Nipicks justust walking up Looking for the house. Wh'd you park Nanny at the park T stpp in front of a school bus? Yeah So wait, you lost your job, but you're not going but you weren't just and Claire's just in So yeah, come on in Oh, I'll leave you alone with our with my baby as I talk to Solomon. You me my Michael's like, she's great. Let's snatch her up. Yeah. It's a little hard time. It was second interview. Let's go let's go. She's like, you know, Nanny's talk. Good. No reference. Tasa said I lost my husband and baby within a few days. No follow questions for me. Sounds right. Tough break. Yeah Um So she hires a hot nanny with no references within six months. That Anne is in the baby room. You guys have seen the obviously as Sydney Sweeney devotees, the housemaid Oh yeah. I have not seen the house. I watched it this morning because I was like, is this like a I didn't know exactly the plot of the housemaid. and I was like, here is this? No, it is, but the opening is almost exactly the same The houseman is terrible. Like terrible. And it made like three hundred million. It made so much money Proving it again, peopleople love this genre. Yeah it' like perfect date movie. it's the perfect No I mean, there are reasons inside the plot of that movie that there's like, we're not Bothering with references, and here's your weird little garrett room and it's all the same. She's the next convict? Yeah U And she looks like Sydney Sweeney. Next pretty watchatchable, this won't win but has to be mentioned. the three AM breastfeeding setets the alarm Oh that's nice. Weking right up at the baby. Yeah Oh. like Oh no. Gasp from the audience. Oh no. Um Double date which Jillian I can't wait to talk to her later. Incredible. Never let an attractive woman in a power position in your home Th are that one lesson? Yeah, remember that one correct U We get multiple smoking And also Michael being like, canan I have a cigarette? whichich is a real real. me have one of those. Yeah. What about the no no hand smoking while driving? Yeah, just like the cigarette dangling The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. Yeah points. title O of my favorites. Let That's the name of the show. When I'm dead that'll be the world. The Bill Simmons Award for saying the title in the script. When that happens Does it make more sense to you that Amanda Silver went from writing this later to being behind all the Apes movies and also the avatar sequels. Yeah, Is that true? Yes She does very well for herself. Yeah. she's made a ton of money on Apes movies and the Avatarers. I'm not surprised becausecause this movie is super smart. It's very well constructed. Yeah. So it makes sense that she figured out Apes U The lady at the park telling Peyton She has her baby's eyes. And uh our girl Becky. Becky D Moray. Yeah yeah does the Really? S' like Oh man, here we go. Is this also when when Peton Checks Roth, the little kid. Right in there. I'm lumping those two together. Pton fuck with the little kid. Pon Park is a good scene, yeah. Yeah I like when she She has like a good angry walk across the park where it's like, oh no. And then she pulls the kid. It's like D definitely, you know, She'll twists his arm onhind It's real child abuse going on, but it feels like benevolent child abuse. also did that kid have a His arm's gonna be fine. And he had a come in. And all of his friends are like, that was so cool. Yeah. Maybe she scared him straight Maybe he's gonna be great right now The FedEx envelope disappears. Don't wait uill the last day, Michael. If you're an asthatic, do you live in Sattle? There's a lot of hills. I just have questions about That of rain Is rain bad for asthma. Rin bad for asthma? Yeah, it brings up shit. Does it? Yeah, Do't it? I don't I think rain usually gets clears out the a. I think that's what people think, but it's the opposite Is it rain kick upp stuff? You should have done that in RFK voice. Actually the rain is the worst Sty the r I've got r asthma vaccines. I think the first rain kicks up stuff, but ye that's why the very it rains every day and notothing constantly clean in Seattle Bring the FedEx envelope to FedEx yourself. Don't give that one of the way. Its such a dickhead mo. It's a once every three months thing you gota, you really you're gonna trust that to somebody else. Drive it yourself I you think you can give your wife an important document to mail Like it would be like I wouldn't give my. I like a copy of it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Hey, Carry, will you take this reatchables rundown? I have no other copies Here. Chris needs it. Yeah U I thought that was ridiculous Wait so that's in rewatchable but we're just into ridiculous. I'm just going through all the scenes. I like when she steals the envelope and Dumb Claire doesn't realize it has the azhm attack. I like when she goes nuts in the bathroom stall. Oh just ricking it up Yeah. and then sure starts banging shit with the the clure. Yeah. I'm like, that's evidence. Why would you leave all that evidence behind P could have totally heard that. Yeah. Claire's outside the door. She's like, yeah, the bathroom's right there. and she's like, good ' I destroy it She has two good freakout scenes, that second one near the end when she's trying to break open the door And de Morna is just like, Oh yeah, the her her like shining on. Yeah. she's really going n. Yeah . She's great with a shovel. She learned all that in the slugger's wife. Yeahah This is in the running for most re watchatchable Good sluggererss way for effnce. Peayton Payton be mean to Solomon? That's my Are you arere you a retard Are you retardred? He's like, No. And then the slap. Did you like looking at me? That seem is insane. My version of the story will be nineteen ninety two. It's really great I love Solomon. It's really hurtful when she's that mean to. So fucked up. Yeah. It really ties in like J that line as an opener and you're just like, what movie am I watching? Yeah. She's also like, that's more evidence of like you were fucked up before your sexually abusive husband died, you know, R Um From this moment on, the movie is off the rails. I feel like I could tell by the amount of pipe railing that they had at their house that she was mentally unwell before this all started The smoking date to plan the party. I put this in just for CR. Julian Moore and Matt McCoy. It's on. Yeah. it is on between Marlene and M. I think there might have been a she might have blown them in the car. I will say went I have never done that with another woman. Yeahet. Like Chen smoking at a bar late at night? T play my wife's work. Eespecially when your wife knows you only smoke. I know her. Yes. And then he he doesn't even like like S swish with some scope or something. He gives her a double kiss. Yeah I've come home and I'm super excited. Like, I'm all fired up from the bar and it's from the blow job on the car. Yeah. Okay. Well, hes also has a beard. like you gott to like, if you're hiding the smoking evidence after You gotta go into the bathroom before you leave the bar. Yeah You gotta do the silkwood shower. You gott to put stuff. have to can't live it much I make that reference all the time and people look at me blankly. He comes in he's chewing g, I'm like, what's going on? Like, but no, he just comes right in My wife lies to remind me of how like my whole thing would be like, I'm gonna have this one cigarette before I go into like Easter dinner or anything important. It's like so that I don't have to go out afterwards or like in the middle of dinner. And she's like, then you would like triple inhale like an entire camel light and come in and just smell like Mickey Rar. E everybody would be like, Jesus Christ. This guy just rolled out of. You're like the party here. Well, Claire's somehow not threatened at all by Marlene or the Nanny 'ause Marle's a girls girl. Because honestly, Claire really only cares about plant life. I don't know, but shes she clearly has issues with that Marlen was the husband's first love. only because D Mornays like stirring it up. No, but even before that, I Come on. That's it's that's a wiff weird They seem like they used to be tight and now it's ones every like two months. they seem to Definitely life gets in the way. Life does get in the way. I do find that like the way that Jillia Moore comes in Hod and she's like this chick, are you kidding me? getet her out of here Yeah. You know, And then in terms of like investigative journalism, Julianne Moore's on the case. so I kind of feel like she's She's kind of a girl. She's like basically like the slightly nicer version of Peayton So she's like, game recognizes this game. I know a crazy woman Yeah And I love her. too jump on those two points. Marlene's basically probably broke up with the husband, right? Oh, for sure. So it's like They're buddies down, she knows, like that could have been my husband I Yeah. I just didn't want it. I'm in the power se. Yeah ye U I didn't want a scientist Claire Yll. Oh smmoking date to play in the party into Peyton hitting on Michael at the Claire yells at Michael with the surprise party happening in the next room. Unbelievable. Really tough. Unbelievable. Everybody's here. Everybody's here. Ething turns into curb for a second, yeah U Greenhouse murder I love the apple eating A green it is just That's not That's how eat green apppple. Is it? Yeah Yeah. I love greena apppples and that's how I eat them because Really? That's how my grandpa ate them and that'siddle. you carve it. Yeahow Do you empty inhalers with the same orgasmic look on your face? Lally I stopp to look at myself in the mirror and I go Yeah, I'm doing it about to murder someone. Im emptying nine as inhalers. U punches Satan. Right right h Right into the doctor Dabot's wife And then the big fight scene. It's by family A lot of good attic fight scenes over the years. Sure. I don't know what your favorite one is CR You know, time go Aic shit's going down. That's a niche genre. Yeah. Aic fight scene pyramid. Let's do it There's been some good ones. Sometimes somebody will just fall through. They actually fight in the attic of Home Alone, do they? I' try to think. Is there a fight in the attic of the money pit Oh yeah What's your most be re watchable scene I think I'm going with Marlen's death It's really like the way that she designs the greenhouse to collapse so that when the door opens and It's just awful. like Getting showered with plate glass would be really, really bad way to go. Didt that kill you It depends. like I was looking for a shard in like the Jugular or something like that. Do you I Iater and picking hunches I think if she hunches down Like if you give the ceiling your back, you can survive. But if like your next here and a shard hits I don't know. Like you remember where he punches the glass and like his wrist is just exploding with blood. like Imagine that time' forty. I just don't know if the ceiling the roof is high enough to create that much velocity to impale you like that. Yeah.. I had it as my number one pickingit. I don't think you'd die Well it doesn't really matter because it's not like Payton was going gonna let her live Yeah. I think what I think if she was just dazed, she would have taken a shard and just like stabbed it into her neck. But anyway Joe said is the right point. It should have been one of the shards like like this. O of the shards right the neck or like She had a piece of gl sticking out of her neck. Yeah. othertherwise you're just getting's like a genteel trickle out of her nose. Yeah. duck in cover cut your like,h's that leg artery that just like Femeral femora That could have been the other one Um That's not my favorite scene Mine is when she's me to Solomon. Yeah. It seems amazing. I just can't believe There's no way in twenty twenty six they would have a scene like that. And's Solan character does not ex like look at. Yeah. And he's so like terrified She just slaps him. It's so good. What's the most nineteen ninety two thing about this movie, Joanna That a scientist could live in that house So this is eight hundred eight north Yakama Street in Seattle. It's an actual place and I looked it up on Zillow. Right now, it's one point eight million dollars. And this guy is a scientist who does work with the EPA. like He's not living in that house Yeah, he's and he's still got of FedEx' own applications for stuff. So he's not on retainer anywhere. now. I in real life, he's they're living in an apartment and Claire is still working at the coffee house down. R. Claire doesn't have a job. They're hiring live and work, you know, and like I't know what they're paying Solomon or if that's just like through the that was like a charity thing. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm just like and they're hoping for more kids along the way. I'm just like this is unreasonable in a science if. if he's in tech, maybe. Yeah it's Claire's big project being like, I'm going to do some gardening is not really like the number one like, well, I'm getting pulled away from my two kids here, you know so we got to get. So gott to live at home. Like I think you could garden and Keep an eye on the kids personally, but Yeah. What do you have for your ninety two? Chain smoking at work Yeah. A little late for chain smoking at work, I think, but it is Marlene puffing away while she's like What do you want a tip? after so' so great I have a I have six, seven things. Julian Moore not playing the lead female role. Yeah. that could only have happened before like nineteen ninety five. Matt McCoy's hair beard combo Eite just specific to the early nineties It also same as the sleeping with the enemy guy that she falls for not Not that guy, but the other teacher. Yeah being teacher. Yeah. It was this weird two year stretch where Longer hair, a little moet, and then like a big bushy beard. And kind of like a vague. I'm in the sciences Yeah. doror Quinn Medicine woman. I am. Yeah cases without wheels She shows up, She's carrying the suitcase Uh no references or no googling of a nanny. I just think in twenty twenty six, no way There's a Sony baby call at one point. I don't think they make those anymore, but I do think that was a is on to bigger and better things. There's a lack of crest white strips in this movie that's really apparent. I'm just gonna to go there. It's kind of mean. Julianne more especially. Yeah Julian M She her teeth bleached after this movie. which was an early nineties thing Just in time for Jurassic Park three or whatever she was in. yeah And then going to the library put some respect. Go to the library to research news events. Microrof. Microfish is on my list. This So I love microfishe. I remember senior in college and then grad school Go to a library like a lot for shit like that. and two years later, you just didn't have to anymore. There's also like something to be said for how nice the FedEx looks that they go to Yeah. likeike it's like a pretty nice looking storefront, like kind of counter that they've got there U, but yeah, this is this got some great. Microfishion like enhance enhance, enhance on the microphish. Very good That was like if you look through those long enough You just started to go crossside I would love a microfiche moment in a movie. like in Pelican brief, I think there' microfiche. Like that's always greatly not. Yeah. ninety two Sonics. want it That wasn't mentioned. Okay. When you see nineteen ninety two movies, does it look like a better or worse time for to live better. whichich I think is kind of like all the rage now is to say that, but I do I do think that there's like a that's where the backroom started That right eighty nine earthquake. I think the feeling of the like just right before the tech boom in the nineties Simpler times. Yeah The Floyd Gndali butter in my ass and lollip pops out my mouth the word for something I just enjoy. I can't speak What do you have? Julian Moore being an unapologetic bitch in this movie I just really loved it She's in character the entire movie and not wavering one. Julie Amore could have stolen my husband with one arm tied behind her back, but doesn't. Yeah yeah ye. What do you have? That's it like Juliean Moo. I have one, really for CR peoplee hiding their smoking habits in a movie. It's just so relatable. Just fucking love it. When she pulls the cigarettes out at dinner and he's had two drinks and he's like, canan I have one of those? He's like, Oh yeah. But when she's like, he only smokes around you. I'm like, that's the fucking problem. That's That's you're the fucking best You bring it out of him. know that they had like such a long fight about that going home. so when she smokes, it's okay, huh? L And then watching after with like we talked about that scene when he kisses her and it's quar she been like just All the machinations you have to do if you had smoked, but you don't want her to find out and you're just watching it going Well this just do this, this and this. This is where we have to give Payyton credit. She's a great improvisor and she knows exactly she lifted the lighter things the lighter to put in his his co pocket. Well, this leads us to a bonus smoking category. The San Pen I brought my own Pack award, excellence in on screen smoking combined with the EdD Falco and Copand awward for the character that got three times hotter by smoking. Julian Moore, come on down. Yeah. It great Re really felt like she was probably banging out two packs a day and she got her majors on this one. There's like a lot of ash on the one that she's smoking in the car. Also again, her inc. No hands in the car is out of control. Do You know what that character one hundred percent has a full car ash tray? Oh yeah. fucking right next to her car phone. No What else she has is the glove compartment has three extra packs. Yes. Oh yeah, yeah. Like she bought like six of the gas stor. suuper bright lipstick just like on all the filters too. Lpstick on the cigarette filter. Her disappointment of only having matches is great. Like she's We've always talked about when you own a lighter, it's like the next it's like moving in with your girlfriend basically for smoking. a cigaret case Matches is like they sleep over, but they just have case a cigarette cable. Yeah ye Oh cigarette cases. you do have a cigarette case and lighter, like you're just gonna you have a lighter than you like? And somebody's like, canan I b a light? You're like, I amm watching you light it. R and And I'm like putting my hand out to be like We're not walking off with this one. you know What was the most expensive lighter you ever had? I got a lighter for my birthday from like anthropology that was World War one, like trench style.. So it had like a wind blocker. Yeah. It was like a zippo, but it was like really good for lighting in the wind. I had an art deeco one that sort of like it slid back and the light came up out of the topub. Fmer smoker? Cloes only in Iion And I did have a cigarette case. I got an engraved lighter in the nineties from Ss. That's nice. Lost it. Did you ever have any like novelty like naked lady lighters? Oh No no, I realized pretty early. did that? I really seem to do really good. That is where the gas station came. Yeah her bikini would fall off as the lighter fluid went down. Yeah. Yeah. I wasag were you when you had that? Oh yeah We went through that face. C this was always matchous Wh age the best? Could you do snap match C could you someere like at that level? right What age of best evil nannies? Yeah, Yes. sure. evil nannies True crime has helped the evil nure. Here's what I think. genenre I think now, especially having watched The Housemaid and other of this genre We're really afraid to let women just be evil. And I think we should just let women be evil. That's fine I think it's perfectly feminist to let women be equal I am in the camp of All types of people should get to be evil in movies without us having like think pieces about it. let's just get weird. We've gone so far in the other direction that with like the house spoilers for the Housemaid or Sirens, the Julianne Moore Netflix show that was horrible. We were like swung into You think she's crazy, but actually h craz is the problem, you know, and it's just like, Women could be evil could do anything, including being evil. Would say the best asthma wheezing? It's a good central like Achilles heal for a character. Yeah, asthma, yeah do you want to do your asthma monologue, Craig later or now? I can use it for my flex. Okay. Okay U It's good because it's like weakness, you feel like You know, it's like the cryptonite of the character. You can't take stress. You know what I mean? Like, but I'm like, I'm the iron Lady. Like these kids can't But' like again, in the improvis improvisation front Kill okay, I had to waste my greenhouse trap on Juliet Moore. Oh well Okay, I can set this up now as a domino effect to still kill her anyway because I've emptied all of her inhalers. No It's just like, can't this one one do? How What was the threshold for an asthma attack for her? L if they were arguing about what movie to go to she's like The Fedx thing is like a real like FedEx plus a steep hill. Do this Do this freak you out? Like like does life just make you have an asthma attack? Sometimes FedEX you won't bring the envelope by accident I have a couple more. What do you have? Just early nineties, Seattle as a location, both in terms of its cultural relevance. It wound up aging the bestest, but it just looks great Great architecture, great ography for like your s feel like that one hill that the FedEx hill? Yeah. I feel like that hill has been in like forty movies. It's right. It's Is the hill in the vanishing where Jeff Bridges kills, o maybe At the bottom O that hill, I believe is where Pike's place is. It's just like right L the best hill about the hills to show that you're in Seattle. But I feel like there's been a bunch of stuff there. I was thinking about putting this in Apex Mountain because singles is also ninety two and Sleepless in Seattle is ninety three. Yeah. So like Seattle's just like heaven, it's time. And then music is going. Yeah. Xavier McDaniel is going.'s going? What's happening in CeR? think Why do you think they did Gilbert Sullivan instead of Grunge? I don't know. That's the thing.'s like, you know that Michael is like I think I might go see Sound Garden here. He's wearing flannel. He's wearing.'ic box. Yeah I have for what' sayge the best, the horny husband friend that comes over and sees the nanny for the first time. I have He's like a staple I have boy. It category for this guy. Yeah. He's just in heich. But they always have to do that in a movie where like somebody leave the room and the one guy would be the other guy. Wha. So I had him in Butcher's girlfriend Do you think that it's realistic that Marlene would have such a simp as a husband or do you think It's like this is the guy that she is like kind of running. Oh I think that guy was super fun. I just think it seems got cut out. I think that guy was a fun hang. We just didn't we just didn't get enough minutes. mister Craven. Yeah. I think that guy invite him over because the thing is Aggle your nanny. He's he's cool with Marlene and his buddy. Yeah. Which means he's cool. Like he just he's amused by everything. so I think he' like Happy hour starts at three hundred forty one hundred percent. Yeah. But yeah, absolutely, she's running him. And absolutely she makes all the money in that relationship. That guy had six Sonics tickets Heew He's there on the ground. He knew a guy from S Murphy Junior. Yeah has making shit happen at Seattle. Yeah. You do the Griffies? Yeah Uh Let us have a really good little girl performance. Yeah That don't seem as good in this she's great. And they give her a character. Like she actually gets to have like influence on the plot Any other I would say Geestri Great Shack order awward. I don't know CR.iss Miss. Mott stepping out from the bus. Like when they sees the bus stop And then she kind of just emerges from as side. It's such, so ominous It's like, who would stop a school bus like that? but then she has like little bit of the sugar going where she's like, thanks for stopping for me But it's like, this is the devil just walked out. I had Claire finally passes out from the alost she's like flopping fish on there the b Purple. Yeahah, it looks like she's de I have, um I mean, I like the glass shattering maybe because it Maybe fered greenhouses forever, but the glass shutattertinging down from the greenhouse. More importantly when The dumb husband, Matt McCoy, goes downstairs and he's like, oh, it wass just the alarm clock. like no need to worry. And he comes up thestairs and she just like in a red cardigan, like pops out from around the corner with the shovel and you get a a horror movie cue when she does it.. And then she just smacks him. It's great I literally jumped. He somehow breaks both his legs, falling seven feet. And Claire's kind of like, I'll deal with you later. Yeah ye. And then she's like, shouldhould we go see Daddy? Whenever everything's fine. She's like,, Let's go see Daddy who's Crippled in the basement, fine Bun a burger word best use of food to drink has to be the green apple Absolutely. Chess Rockwell, Brock Llandererss awward for Best Chacter name, Marlene Craven. I I had Peyton Flanders. Hayton Flanders, preppy from Hell. Yeah. Hayton Marlene Craven Pyton Flanders. You want me to spell it for y The number of times people in this movie go, Payden. I just think it's a great. It's a great name to sh. a name Payden Kid cut psuit happiness. It's really just pirates of the Penzance coming from the basement. I think would be the only Penzance and Penahor. What do you have for FlexiR? For the Billy Bats Jock Jack Woltz Award for Most Bing and scalable Inult When your husband makes love to you, it's my facey ses. I got that same exact thing. know This is basically what Sam Presty says to sixixer fans right now McCain is in the three guard rotation When your baby's hungry, it's my breast that feeds in, wow Really some cutting itults inccredibly good Butch's girlfriend word, we wink of the film So I'm Marty Craven. I don't know if this is a zip pick instead of a. cour sidize for the sonic I I know He's hanging out with Bezos and Gates. I think I'ming aition for this. I have to coign this. Martney Kran get a. This could have been so much better? Yeah Like even if the had a Mel from nine hundred two one zo switch roles with Marty Yeah. and he's Marty Craven, right 'causeuse he's in the beginning the first scene with the That's the twin brother. Yeah That's not That's not in the cruisers. That's his twin brother Oh yeah. so this is part of the Eddie and the Cruiserss IP, then you think Eddie and the Cruisers guy, his twin brother is in this movie Wait, really? Yeah I have stuff coming on later for it. Wow. Is he fucking with? No. He' a twin's a twin brother. N the same guy. Which guy is two guys from Jersey? Not the same guy Which ones is in nine hundred two and? Eddy in the cruisers. Okay I have her butcher's girlfriend I did go in the male actor category, but not Marty Craven, who I actually enjoyed Matt McCay. Oh Its hred a TV actor for a movie. Fora a second Matt McCay took over for Gutenbergen Police Academy. He is a cinematic actor. He is the cornerstone of IP. Important IP cizons on patrol. Yes. They're likeow based one. We're filming an elevated lifetime movie and he's just in a lifetime movie. I just feel My character just is nothing Is there nothing but throw Alec Baldwin in there. only one woman for me. Is it but he should be I don't know what he is. Is he A little hornier than he should be, a little less horny than he should be Is he? I think he should be more tempted. by I think she should be a little more tempted. a see through nightgown. by womanl patting him dry. L littleittle more tempted, a little more aware of the circumstances. and I just think he's like dorky. So who would you put in you would put Baldwin in I was thinking like Bill Pullman's probably the better version of this guy. Well, Bill Pullman would be less Marty But I'm saying if you're going to go this direction, I would go you. But I want like the husband that might get sucks that's thel. That's bl What about a second Bdin. Can I just see you a Billy Baldwin You coulditally. should be mean any b Yeah Yeah all the b Daniel. Daniel. Yeah. Stehven I'll take any. I just thought Matt McCoy just he didn't do it for me.olaria Let Maybe cut it off there Um Vincent Chase Award for A we sure this character was actually good at his or her job I have Claire You've one job A the house You let this psycho in She's growing a lot of plants. You let this psycho in who callills your best friend and does twenty things before you realize what's going on. Like come on lady. I got his zag. say it's Michael as a husband and a father. First of all, I love it. His reaction when she's like my OBGYN sexually abused me is I think we better report this. We better call it in. That guy's running that fucking guy over with his car and then he'll be like, let's see if there's like some someone needed out Baldin. Yeah He's been fucking pissed. He is fucking losing it the first second And then second of all, like he just basically is like Sounds like you guys got the house situation all taken care of. I'm going to the lab for the rest of my life. Yeah Yeah Can I zag again? Yeah and say dble zag? Did Solomon really build a great fence if it broke to shit as soon as Rebecca D Mouret fell on it Oh, interesting. Well not a stury fence. That's another Michael Demer is like, pay for good construction. You know what I mean? Like you're trying to get like free labor out of like the Better Dayss foundation. I would rather ch mean. She definitely needs to wind up impaled, but impaled on a still intact fence. that would be my request from Solomon's construction W saves the worse. We mentioned Ernie Hudson playing a special.' well known as a character. wouldould not be flying in twenty twenty six This movie is set in Seattle and it never rains. It rains all the time In this movie, it's like twice. it's sunny and happy, like over and over again. Everyone's in like like Seattle's depressing. That's why I didn't want to live there. It's not. I canin two hundred seventy days a year. Don't yell at me. She's been raining in this movie all the time Rid's expensive for movies It is raining like it's pouring when she's a bunch of hot partart ofines. Yeah You don't think they go to the park in Seattle. I think they go to parks. We looked into moving to Seattle in the zero seven range in the rain statistics Every time I've been there, it's been quite sunny and nice. Really? Yeah. Yeah Michael not being mad at his wife for losing the FedEx plants You think you should have taken a plunger and sort of beat it against the wall in his frustration? He's like, No, no, it's fine. I'll get to it next quarter. It's fine. I'd like to do some work now I just feel like he'd be a little more upset. What so he's applying for grant of some kind from the EPA O it's like a patent application or something, but She's waiting until deadline. The last minute. he's got a f ex and he has no second. She had her asthma attack all ready to go if he got really mad at her. Yeah. It's just like Oh so One hand on the inhaler Ling on a bit there. you think he's afraid to yell at her l I think trigger an attack. Yeah, it was She's weaponized her ass. Like did one job. You had your fucking the FedEx things in your bag. You lost it? Like I don't understand. How didd you lose it? Go back to the restaurant This is my career He's just like, Yeahah, I'll do it. I'll get it together in three months more I don't. I think I think the chilly passive aggressive disappointment is harder to than an outburst of ang. I didn't like that character. How do you think Marty Kraven would have reacted? Yeah He would have been like, That's all right, I got Sonic ticketsight. I make it to be the old fashioned way Also Pain There's only one woman for me What does that even mean I met my wife. I like the fact that fucking weird thing to say. It I married out that she actually takes that Literally My favorite as she's the woman' tweaked out moment is I'll just get my baby I mean my thing What else you have for what stagege of worse? 'cause I have a couple more? Letters of reference. Certainly Ne those. Seattle real estate prices no longer are like that. Correct. I couldn't decide whether to put this in picking knits, but I'll put it in what's age the worst because when you watch the movie, you're like, this kind of takes me out When Claire pushes Peyton through the window at the attic She is going full dead sprint to knock her through the window and then throws on the brakes like prime Dararyl Revis. Yeah This is like an asthma patient. like she is not that athletic. but she like pututs her through a wall and then stops stop to avoid going through the window and is like at a standstill. It's just really physically unbelievable You have anything? I really think Solomon is the cry is mo I have no nanny cams Hm Now you would just have cameras all over the place for the psychopath that she Your greenhouse exploded and then she wanders out to make sure Marlaine's Dad, you would just have that on film. U missed opportunity here. I didn't know I almost put this in Weak link. Pet for Pyton the Cow There's there's a definite an easy four minutes of. Oh Where's Lucky No,' think it's dog. No.'s a dog. you think's a dog a dog. Emma like, you know, or maybe Payton like stages a fake bite and they're like, we have to put it down. You have to put it. Well, that's Solomon. Solomon is the puppy. then maybe blames Claire for putting the dog down. Yeah I just think it's an easy cat murder. Sorry, Joanna. That's okay I just think that's like, what happened to Luckkey? kill all the imaginary. Look, cats aren't named lucky. Dogs are named lucky. Whoa, just Cats are name lucky Sissu Everyone. Okay. Yeah I've never heard a cat nameam Lucky That's a dog name I'm Googling this. This is your what you're Gooing? Yeah, I want to Google this now. Chen No they can nobody done. Lucky. Is lucky a good name for a cat Yes, absolutely Lucky it's a very popular cheer for Gnderutual name I lucky thecat. com I' into this. I listen to you guys. No. I think what happens is the cat Always jumps on Claire's lap. And she the Pyton calls the cat over and the cat doesn't want to come over and the next scene is just It's gotta be something where I think a dog would work because cats are already distrustful and mean, but a dog not liking pain. Yeah barking a paint is she shows up. Eactly. And she's got a silence extra five minutes. Yeah. A dog named Lucky I needed two more Seattle scenes. and then the big one that we didn't mention in is Emma's a little too competent She's like seven. Oh, when she like hides when she doesn' the take out the baby. She taking the baby out. She's locking doors. This kid's like se Zoe done stuff like that. Did she pull the Was the baby Mitor gambit like her idea or just happenstance Oh, I that would be above know all of a sudden she' trying to outwit this lady I guess I never thought about that. That's a good point. Hans Gruber scale for villain ranking. Peyon's on eleven. She's outstanding. She's fantastic N higher than Hans Gruber Well, I mean, Hans's Grouer is really just your common thief dressed up as a terrorist. Peeton seems highly psychotic. Darey I think maybe she had An an inexplicable accent. She could be on Hans Gruber level, but she's one tier below. Ruffalohan and Rubin and Partridge overacting word. I had Marty Craven He's really ding en. What do you got over there I gotta say Ernie Hudson but it's not his fault. It's not his fault,. It's not his fault. That's how the role was written, but it is a lot What do you have for a flex category I'm just going to keep trying to make fetch happen and say my category is a cell phone would ruin this movie There's a car phone in this movie, but if Marlene could text Claire and say Hey, I've got some windchim based clues for you here. I'm certain that your nanny's a killer, then you know, Gott to say also an answering machine would help would. You know, It's like a lot of like when she finds the note that Marlene calls you, you know, it's like yeah. Marlene being like, Hey, it's Marlen Peyon's a killer bas. Day. doror Mutt's widow, Y nanny O like she does manage to call I mean, nine hundred eleven comes despite her just gasping into the phone, but like You know, If you're I'm really curious about Asthmac Corner, like do you have a metalert sort of system for that Craig's coming with that. Yeah, rightight now Now we're in take a break This episode is brought to by Netflix. The T mobile homeome runun derbies right around the corner. might be one of the best showcases of pure power and all sports baseballs Biggest sluggers. along with some legendary Announcers, Puhos, Rizzo, Bonds, Sabathia L Duncan Yeah Pence, Matt Fast Kurzian, a whole bunch of people And it's the one night where you don't swing to make contact. You swing to make history. I'm interest is who what Bon says about this actually. 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She will put together. She reads the room really well, Chris. You know, she sees she can just see the landscape and definitely goes to extremes to protect her family. and I bet probably pretty good in bed. So like Dynamite in theack Dynamite in the sack. I love it. Just saying if youre you're gonna wife her up I was wondering which one of us were gonna go with. She was a better wife than Claire I mean, she would have Wh was Clar? She would w back She would hold you down Yeah. Wow, It is hic. Was Was it her fault? dor. Mott maybe didn't turn out to be the ideal husband And coworker? Yeah. I like that one, Sira.. Okay, so like, no matter what you do, even you molest pregnant women, she? She you, no matter what you do. Sure. Well, I don't even think that she ever was able to publicly weigh in one way or the other on doctor Maud. She's just more disappointed that she's lost the house and that the estate's being sued She loses her baby. so that there shes had personics too Never seen like, uh But when she says someone murdered my husband, I feel like You know, I think she's blaming Claire. Yeah. The implication is super loyalty. He's allg against my husband. She' super loyal What do you have Joanna? T that Women, I said already, women should be allowed to be crazy. in movies I I will say maybe we've gotten too woke. That's what I'll say. The twenty twenty five remake This is suck. Joe's breaking bad on us. The twenty five remake, which of course I watched every episode of waserrible. Yeah, and I don't really remember. Was it a show or a movie? So Hulu's show was bad. Was it really Mikea Man. No, Micer Monroe. Yeah. Mike Monroe. Yeahah. And Marylizabeth Winstad I have a really good hottest steak. Sierra's going to be Joe's This movie could have owned GenX with like one tweak. Michael, the husband, instead of being a genetic engineer, should have been the head of SubPP And we could add two extra scenes where they go to like Yeah, this new band Pearl Jams. I gotta go and I'm gonna go with Marlene because she's You think you're beating Payid in his marriage material. Yeah Bad for me Yeah, Michael is the head of. We' now dive into the Seattle grrunch scene as we're in a nanny from Hemo. You and me going into Netflix or Apple TV andB like we have this new vision for Hannah Rocks to You know, we've told this story twice from the perspective of women. We just feel like Michael and Marty really didn't get their to the m. So here's Michael. Yeah he's been every Pearl Jam show since they switched fromooky Blaylock to Pearl Jam. Yeah. And then Marty is one of the great supporters of Seattle professionals Marty. So does the Claire Paine plot happen in the background? It just other crazy vives. guys we're at the last Mother Lobone show ally dramatic But you have instead of delivering the FedEx of his genetic It tape somewhere. It's the proam tape. Yeah pan. Yeah. It's the first one Eddie gave these to me himself. There's no other copy. There's no other copy. You have to bring this to FedEx. Peaton's like fucking tearing in. And we just have the music from that era instead of pirates of penzis. This becomes the best of all time. That would be amazing If they were listening to like we mirrors. The Gilbert and Sullivan is so weird to me in this movie because like I don't understand it at all. I mean, I was thinking about sleeping with the enemy because there is some great like classical music in that movie, but he also just has Gilbert I presume it's him. He's the one who's like singing it in the beginning. He has Gilbert and Sullivan posters all over his house. I'm like, get a second hobby. Yeah. He's got one thing which is he's singing it when's shd daughter. Yeah He's a loser. I don't like that guy at all. Does that guy have to Do that guy have to shave his neck every day to get that on thes like Remington like likeike stubble shavers. By the way, he didn't need that much shaving cream just to shave like the bottom of his neck.ike come on, dude That guy has like, you know, some like nice lustrous hair and he keeps a sharp neckline on the beard. That's an everyday. What if that's what his like genetic science stuff is, likeck beards I'm not only the president, I'm a customer. created the box fivees. Yeah. Just blocks these fo follicles. Casting whatFs, we mentioned that they tested for the opposite parts before they landed on Claire and Mrs. Mott. Syil Shepherard turned down the role of Peyton. Yeah, for her feminist ideals Yeah U this was end of moonlighting. Yeah She should have done this. She She should have and I'm glad She really should. Sybl and Rebecca, like if Rebecca had played Claire and Sybl was pay, that would have been Can you have two blonds in one? I don't know I think it's illegal. Illegally blond. Allegedly, Roseanne Arquette was involved with Payton. I don't know if I believe that. I couldn't find second source Instead, she played that your wife with the shit on her face. Is that that lady with the shit on her face? And then they thought about they tested Christopher McDonald and Kevin Spacey for Michael And thank God, Kevin Space is in this movie because that would have absolutely ruined the reatchability I don't know, we did working girl We navigated Now I just feel like him is a genetic scientist trying to fend off would have been good wor aly though would have Christ McDald would been good as M. Christ McDald would good him with Marty Best that guy word Joh D John Lan., Cute from Star Trek. Can I offer Matthew Lawrence's twin brother, Mitchell? Yeah you thought it was Matew Lawrence In one scen as Laura, but yeah John L. Is Mitchellel Lawrence, like also a TV sports radio host now? Is he? Yeah. Mitchell had the more interesting stuff for our purposes, but I think Matthew or no Mitchell was Matthew is the one that was in E in the crruisers that to know and is now a sports radio right. Mitchell was his brother. Okay Hm Which is some guys from Jersey. How how a like twins twin Twins who act like that must be really contentious. It's not like the Morris Twins where you in London. Yeah. There's a better one, right It works when you're children, like the Olson twwins. Sure. But once you get older, then what. Yeah, they had a lot of there's a bunch of babies playing the little babies.id didn't really work for the Olson twwins becauseuse now they're like us The Ashmore twins Yeah, they don't smile I mean, how often do you see the oldlon Every picture I see them That's your Ul twin. Have you seen my rooface from Euphoria You know what That's pretty good. good job That's pretty good. Can you give the Devil Merry Care smirk? Can you do that I can't Can you do the let's go do drug smirk that she does U Dan Waerers a word. goo goo town CR. I mean it's one of the best ones we've got. L this is what three scenes. She basically shows up at the house, eyeballs her goes to dinner, goes to the bar with Michael, and then gets axed out. It's in the female Dean Waders Hall f. It's a nothing part that she imbues with so much character just in all of her gestures and all of her little like Teh on shortcuts is this year or the next year? This is right around right around tr fug and gets cut out. but this is Julian Mre starting to happen. Yeah. Yeah. Also I would say this I was going to bring this up a little bit later, but We can see the foundation of Linda Partridge here We can see a little D't call me lady. I mean I was I was waiting for that. Yeah. Do you want to do you want to hit me with the D't call me lady? No, just like Sars better. Don't come in l I a little more waver in here but. cast and couch. director or city I think love that I love the Seattleness of this movie. It's really the perfect place. But I also wouldn't mind like a sweaty Newrleans version of this. Sweaty New Orleans is great, much more erotic. We need Michael and Marty to really step up there. Just because we've done boo basic instinct recently, I wouldn't mind ninety two San Francisco Oh great call me. I wonder whether San Francisco, it would have just been a little bit more like You know, this is a bigger city. Let's check some references Let's like make sure this nanny is. Oh yeah, there's two naive in Seattle I have a Boston, but specifically Charlestown. Hey, Claire, you gotta take care of that fucking danny. I keep telling you. What is Peton's so much How do you say Payton in a Boston accent It's just the same. Yeah. Okay. Well, the best one would be Shut up, Maalen. Stay out of off fast. The Boston part. Do you imagine Marlene smoke in Parliaments being like, I'm showing an apartment over in the fence They're at Sully's pub trying to figure out the surprise poty. We can't tell her If you give him a thousand dollars, Camnil, he'll come by and say hi Creig, what do you have for a flex I'm going to go with the Marion Cabretti Pizza Cutting Award for why didn't anyone on set stop this Um As somebody who had seasonal asthma as a kid and had an inhaler The way they depict Claire using an inhaler in this movie is offensive to people with asthma. It is a light spritz of air. Yeah, and she open mouth. She didn't even touch it to her lips and she's immediately recovered, which is There was no asthma consultant at all because she' Yeah you gotta wra your mouth. She like it's fucking. You gotta create a seal. You gott It's a deep inhale She thinks it's banaka. Yeah.ike I think it's banaka. It takes a while. Like it takes five, ten seconds and you're doing multiple puffs. She That thing is three inches from her mouth. likeike it's like listerous. Would asthma kick in when you were stressed out lately, like That's real. mine was more just like because of allergies, like running would be hard, but I think that had it too. the hay fever. Did you have Inhalers like stash all around the house. Yeah, I never really had a tax like this, but had I would just have a inhaler I would take regularly from like March to June. But that is a thing where stress induces asthma attacks But an embarrassing use of it in this movie Asthma sprayish scenes. Yeah when she's like I some of the dumbest things that have ever been captured on film. and I can't it's not like Only a couple people have asthma. Like a lot of people use itbody involved in this movie It's just fucking bizarre that they chose to play at that. Also her asthma just goes away in the last scene, Claire She's about to die and then gets upking. She the repeking. Oh, that's Yeah. Yeah, ' they show the little kid And the little kid is like, Oh that little kid I mart it all n. Yeah. That's why that's part of why the asthma rununner is there so in the end she can like pretend to have it and then just Yeah If they remest movie now, the little kid would be on a device all the time and it would be completely useless when it came time to being resource. Are you saying a cell phone when to run this movie? I agree. Hey, you got to take that kid to the third floor Hpad have faster in research You mentioned it was Amanda Silver's film school thesis. Yeah Film a shot location mostly Seattle Tacoma Um, There really wasn't a lot of good research except for Mrs. Mott visits Michael's workplace And it wasilmed in Redbin, Washington Sneak's labatories was demolished two years later to make room for the expansion of Microsoft. I also really like in that lab scene where like Michael's assistant's like, hey, really hot 's like that's my nanny. How dare you? Yeah Ath man Moray would you go This are risky business. A risky business It fel like she was going to be one of the biggest stars in the world after Risky Bus Uh Matt McCoy, I'm going to say yes Mhm sureure. Inhalers Inhalers in a movie, I think. Yes. Yeah. How about cinematic breastfeed This are barbarian Why don't you pull your lifist? ason of American horse. If Seaan Vasar would be like, tell us more Car Seaan would be like, actuallyually, you're forgetting Michelangelo today Lo like They do feels like u There's two scenes where it is like how did they do this? breastfeding What do you mean? BeCacause it's a real baby. You didn't have a CGI back then And it seems like it's an actual breastfeeding situation, but there's no way like Rebecca D Moret was Sad a baby on her on her put it Pro probablyably something. I think there was a doll the baby next her. No, but the baby was moving. they have like dolls to like show women how to do it in the first place, L to be like, this is baby That technology, I don't think was that ineen ninety two. What about like a merkin? like a boob merkin? That's probably it us. Yeah Ernie Hudson now. Eil name Whatne are the all time conversational topic switches Evil Navy movies Yeah, Yes Greenhouses in a movie has to be yes, right? Yes. What's a better greenhouse You you seriously haven't been in a greenhouse. seriously have not. Would you go to a botanical garden? Yeah, but not but then usually there's like aot Yeah. There's a spot in the botanical garden that has a greenhouse and I will not really want to test this. I will not go in it. Seattle, yes. ninety two, ninety three. This is We're in the Apex Julianmore no Asthma Tackaxson movie maybe Chris Curtesan White, Oxford button all the way up Yeah, she just owns that look in this movie Cruiser Hanks. So it should be Hanks, right? It' Hanks Wouldn't it be fun to have Cruise and D Mournay back together again? Wouldn't it be fun if what do you mean like Cru playing Doctor Cruise's Matt McCay One scene cruise is Dr. Mott Yeah, taking the glove. Taking the glove off I'll take care of it. Why did't you let her know about her test results? That's what Cruz needed ninety two. Yeah. ninety two Cws is definitely needing to do this. He's far and away.ing for eyes wideh. Cuw have been Solomon Oh my Godd, Bill. Is there running? I was trying to think how Cws can run. Cursed? concept Cruise as the dad There's no running though. He turns this movie down. It's got to be Hanks It is thans. We got rid of Scorseseer Spielberg after doing it with Spielberg. If Marty comes on the pod, will you bring it back. Bring it back. Okay re adding, was there a better title for this movie A category we used to have and I have no idea why we got rid of it No, this title rules. I think this title's the right title. Yeah It's very memorable. It absolutely rollse Picking nets I'll just go with my biggest one, which is how the fuck do they not know what Mott's wife looks like if an OBGYN did what he did My family, I would be like I'm going to the trial like first you run him over with your car. first run him with your car. But if that didn't work out, like I would be very engaged. with what this guy was about And I think I would know somehow what his wife looked like. Also this would be the biggest story in Seattle for like two weeks. So the local news showing Claire's face This is a huge one. I hadard that. Yeah. Yeah, here's this woman that called out this creep. Here's her face if anybody wants to see it in the hospital, Wow. It's actually a rule that you can't do that. with You can't use their name either. Yeah They're like coming up Clire Bartell accuses a bad doctor. I'm going to tell you Claire Martell might be wrong. It's crazy that. Here's where she lives We mentioned no background checks Also just Pase You're with your nanny a lot. att no point is Claire doing the u What happened to your husband? Dude, what why just at some point you're for info. Heayton could just be like, yeah, I just got here from Cleveland, divorced. Well, she wanted to say my husband was murdered by you couple days after my baby, it's like, What? O after, Wh died first Why did the baby die? She Yeahah, husband died first in real life. Yeah Yeah And then she's like, he was murdered. Scared ye. I want I want my revenge Okay Well, revenge on what? What are you gonna to do I don't know, I just had a lot of questions on that Um Beating up the school Billy guessing would probably get reported to the principal and m. Again, it was in nineteen ninety two. There was no supervising us on the blackop. tenen witnesses, there's people in This crazy blind almost yank mouths arm out of itself. One kids f yeah A sexual fantasy was born. The kid with hair under his arms is like nice. Yeah. This is my wife's biggest one. So one of times he goes down when u O guy Matt McCoy iss getting little horny S more And Rebecca D Moret is Picking up ice cubes. Right in her C through ninety. In her C through ninetighty. pututting them back in the tray and then putting the tray back in the freezer. Yes great ha. The fuck is going on. So the great haall. Do you think Who likes ice cubes that were just on the floor? Does he see that they've been on the floor or that she's put them back away? or She's just watching it, but he's looking at the night gown. I wouldd be looking at the fucking ice cube. He'd be like don't put those back in there. He, what are you doing? People walk on that floor. Do you think the entire ice gambit was L Just making noise.ust to lure him down there. Yes How can she know that he would come down and not Annabella Siora? I guess she's like, well, if Claire comes down, I'll just be like, my dad dropped something Again this iser n Yeah that I I'm right here to consult in these movies. This is where He drinks the calf at night because it keeps him up doesn't want to get kept up and she switches the coffee so he'll stay up at night and come down and that's what she gets. Another nitpick that we've kind of alluded to is the last shot of this movie is like Claire and Solomon being like We did it. goodood job We' fucking Michael. He's like in agony. likeike Joee crying in the basement. Maybe trying to like crawl up the stairs in the basement. U What about? This This wind chime clue. Oh my God Well, she goes over the top with the painting the aby room the same Well, the turtles is one thing. And again, but Julia Moore spots. Julia Via magnifying glass spots a solitary wind chime and is like, I've seen that. it's your bog standard wind chime. That's what all wind G it her job. Absolutely not. I don't know if it's becausecause I grew up in the b area where like there's just a lot of wind chimes going on, but I wouldn't be like, well, that wind chime p someone else windime. I do love that she's like, what the fuck is that ugly thing when she walks in. Sheays how about How about a Peyton leaves the breast pumps behind in the old house. I' gonna leave some stuff back here, including all my breast pumps. No, Isn't that house staged and beinginded, you know it's being C cleared out the breast pumps? Sure. Pe sold the house. I it is like it's a cool nursery. Check out how you could use it as. check out these fy breast pumps. Al refal in a room when that guy's like What kind of weird toy is that? Like, is that not the dumbest shit you've ever heard Uh We mentioned this earlier, but the dad broke his legs falling seven feet. Not even. it was like five feet. Both of them. Both legs They just sh. And he gets hit in the face with a shovel, but his face is fine, right Caire It's a little fuck.'s a little damage. Yeah, it's a Claire. My legs are broken Blem B Both legs. You gotta take the rest of this movie. I've been used to this whole movie and I'll remain useless uil the b. They one extra scene where they're just pushing him around the wheelchair and he's got these two js. Yeah ye ye. Claire Claire from the wheelchair. I'll in Peyon's bed Claire. Yeah. I'll be waiting. This is the opportunity It's like Marty is pushing him in the wheelchair. He's like, you know what, you and me, we could move in together I got plenty room now that Marlene's dead. There's a couple moments. A couple of moments when It's clear it's a doll and not a baby. Yeah And then My biggest one? Well, they're tied together. We already talked about whether the Greenhouse would have killed Marlene or not. I say no A. Not without Who's the prime suspect in Claire's death? or in Marle's death? Isn't it just an accident It's accident. Is it It's a greenhouse accident. Okay. Greenhouse cononstruction by Claire. If anything, it she should feel guilty about it. Okay. the police come, Hey, what's we're just gonna check out Claire not acquitting themselves That guy just wandered into a crime scene when that cop opens the greenhouse door, just wanders in. I'm like, What's your myory with Claire? 'use we heard you had a moment at your surprise party a month ago where you were No should be should be a fucking suspect. Butould it also like if the cops came by, wouldn't they just want to see driver's licenses from everybody just pett and have planers Diver slides I think Claire is a suspect immediately because there's we already had the altercation with them two weeks before ee if that Marlene didn't have a funeral This is a bunch of people You don't think she did off screen Clire's like, I'm gonna go to Marlene's office. It's just intact. Everything's still there. It was interesting that her like day planner was just sitting there. And how long was Claire in the hospital Was her dic attack? She's in there for four weeks. W. How long you like she had COVID That I don't know. A C couple days? I don't know. A couple days. Stumpped back for the funeral and people aren't hitt her with some. It awkward with Marlene's family. Like someone happened. Y Greenhouse collapsed on her daughter. You wanted more time with her husband. You wanted to see him weeping and wailing at the funeral. Anyone in Marlen's w. The greenhouse collapsed on Marlene and killed her. The mariters's had a homestad could't Marty's like, okay, wit Ear Martinez is on an incredible streak right now. I had a lot of. He wanted Marty Craven to just have his moment at the funeral. Yeah. Maybe he could have quoted some more poetry. Yeah could had more poetry. Also, you know it always works a funeral scene. like Marlene There's two things she loved. Parliament lights and condominiumions. And this poem about the hand that rocks the cradle. There was no house she couldn't sell, No cigarettte, she couldn't smoke Squel, prequel prerestige to be all bodcast are Untouchable. I feel like it's done all of these They didn't do a prequel. That Hulu won. the Dctor Mont prequel is still in development The Hulu thing was october twenty twenty five when you had that It doesn't feel like it exists. And now CR and I have our Seattle S hop Bilt R Marty Middle aged man version of Anther Rocks the Grle Is this movie better with Wayne Jenkin, Fergy the Flores, Zanlo, Robert Evans, Dr. Charles Nichols or somebody else? I do just have like Marlene Craven want me to spell it, Don't call me Lady. like that was the one I have. but I would love to see Robert Evans getting into Payton She knows how to dress. She knows how to rear a child. herer legs go on forever. This is just your hottest takeake again, by This's why out of state as read by Paton Oswald doing Robert Evans. It's funny because I had Loia as Byron Mayo for this. Yeah. Daten Claire. Pad couldouldn't help noticing nanny at the the Clire surprise party just haven't Byron Mayo there No sure. Or if Byron Mayo walked in with the ice cube situation. Maybe he was at the funeral. why was Yeah. ladies, don't fight Just one Oscar who gets it. That's gott to be the Mornet. Mornet We have to throw in here the Katherine Tremel, wouldould you throw your life away for this obvious stayway awd? because Uh Claire's husband thought about it twice in the kitchen there For me, even for as seduced as I can be by this type, for me, I'm out shharks like Probably unanswerable questions Baby Joey with the double breastfeeding situation.. What did his next ten years look like Well, here's here's the question. So like, is he like super strong like LeBron? How going to t? But no but like he's not he's not drinking from her. But he's still like he's not drinking from his mom. Yeah But he's still I think he's doing both things. No, he like that's why she's so stressed becausecause he won't latch. he's gaining weight. So's gaining weight. And Michael's just like then, what's the problem? Yeah So we don't take this kid to the hospital Yeah. All of these children need to go to the doctor. If you think your little girl has been molested, she needs to go see a therapist. And if you think your baby is growing despite not drinking anyil just like That's one problem solved. Let's move on We'll save a fortune on one getting weight it is. Yeah No problem. B next one. Ono Cleveland. I mentioned this earlier, but I do feel like they could have snuck in a ninety two Sonics game scene Maybe the double date, maybe the guys are going there after just so we get some Sean Kemp just to mix it up. Wait, what category are we going? Unanswerable question. Oh, whyy weren't the Sonics in the? The Sonics are right there I have one really good one though, unless you guys have any other. My biggest unanswerable question was what was Peyton like before her OBGI husband? So you want the Payton prequel? Well, I was just curious what she was like. want did Peyton have any friends? Did they all abandon her? I think she was like a Seattle socialite, right? Right. So wouldn't there be like a little bit Somebody would know us Yeah and Unanswerable question I don't have Is this movie better If they look out at the end, 's not there in the front l. Oh, Michel Myyers. Wh Michael Myyers the ending someomehow pick. Hand survived. Hand the Rck the Cradle two It's just like St still rocin? It's like we did it guys. L out and she's gone What's the sequel just you just I don't want to that d painain damaged, but alive on the road. And where does she pop up next? Los Angeles, working for a film producer? Yeah, you know, it's like we can we can get into it. Wh a f producer. The film producer who made a lifetime movie of the week about her life. and now she's gonna to get revenge on him Yeah Why close the door like great character spepelling how dar exactly got it. Memorability you'd want or not want from this movie. For me, I would not want the breast pumps from the leftover ones from the house that wouldn't seell would be m. Would you want an inhaler that has never seen a pair of You' even lift an inhaler to it? Yeah, the sewer vie used in Hal. We're not allowed to use the cars, right? We could ever use can I get an oldvo wag? I always wanted an old Vova wagon. Yeah Th those were great cars. veryy saf. They ran for like three hundred thousandars. So that like that beige color? Yeah. Perfect God. yeah. I dated a girl who had one of those cars and the thing had like two hundred thousand miles and was just fucking crazy. These was like Bron. I always wanted one of those Coach Finstack, Mr Myagu, bestest W life lesson Don't hire a hot nanny or don't build a greenhouse. Don't let a hot woman into a power position in your household, I believe. Yeah, that was good. Check the reference. But also don't go into a greenhouse, not ever, not even once. Yeah. Best double feature trace I think single white female, but you know, I mean, just just to be in the spirit of the pod Seping with the enemy Lura. I love that movie. I have sccorned with Shan and Tweed. Nice not familiar with that one. I would say not the Housemaid, which is the double feature that I. Scorn with Shane and Tweed was this movie, but the Skinner Max version of it. It was considered hter The Shann and Tweed apex for her They showed these movies all the time on like as as, you know, when I was here for just one of the guys and I let you know that I didn't have HBO. so I watched all the movies that I watched on like TNT TBS. So I The nipples were not a factor for we rewashed hand the rocks the Cadle. but they showed this and sleeping with the enemy, like all the time. Safest cable. And my parents would just like go ahead and wash it. Yeah. on the're ping it tomorrow the morning Easy. Craig. She won the movie. I mean, she like LebBron twenty eighteen, game one, fifty, ten and ten or whatever he had won the movie. Could would you have given the BMata Bio eighty three point Game award for her? Well, no, 'cause I knew where it came from ' I saw a risky business and she kind of changed my life. Yeah But I have to say, the first like forty, fifty minutes of this movie I I wasn't in love with it. I thought it was a little really kind of slow and drawn out. There's like a weird acting style I agree with you about Was it Michael? Yeahys character. I feel like H and Caire have a very weird acting style. I don't know if that was the point of the movie but they're like almost mannequin esqu. I feel like I'm watching an HR instructional video where it was like, hey, would you like to come over for dinner? That sounds nice. Thank you. All right, pick you up at seven. seeven sounds great. Like that was like the first hour of the movie. Yeah. And then but I really felt like Y pure hatred for for Payton reallyally just drives you to end this movie. I think she is one of the most despicable people I've seen in the world. And you are just so like I need to see this fucking lady die. She have to. I can't just get arrested. It's horrible I would argue she still wins. like Even though she dies, like, okay, Michael broke his legs, Claire now kind of thinks that Michael wants to have sex with Peayton Maybe had sex with Marlene. I can I think I think Claire can defeinitively say Michael is like not not a protector. Like he is he is going to get distracted too easily. Like Marlene's dead. This family does not get out unscathable. What is he want No here Like this family's fucked up. Was the next day like? Was breastfeeding A we wrong away from Seattle If you want to make if this family stay together, I think they have. I think they'reaving Seatle They they should go to Bost. I think they're out of the greenhouse business U I think Michael probably loses his job because he can't stand up for nine months. Yeah. he broke of his leg? science while sitting Maybe like the Steh Hwking wheelchair. Maybe most scientists said most of that. That seemed like a very standing lap. They're going to Denver, restarting. Yeah. And I think that kid is really traumatized the daughter And maybe a little Joey too. Joey's Joey's doing great. Like she the whole family's a mess A even after Payton's death. Peyton really ran about She got her revenge. Yeah. yeah. Yeah I think a problem and this like is often the case when I'm on an episode where it's the early nineties is like so many people have done it since it's hard tr since Yeah that it's like, yeah. I also love like so many nineties movies just have no idea how to end the fucking moie. Like this movie just ends. I thought I was gonna to see another scene and it's like Solomon come down They't even have be credits. Yeah.'s how we roll on the front of the how the B roll on the's beenrought out of the basement.obbody's out. I love a shot of the family together. It's just like Solomon come down stairs a groupug with broken legs. Mikea Mikea's leg are broken theent. Yeah So Solomon iss just like dancing out of the room with the baby. It's very odd.. It's very confusing I love this. taking the babyag. She's not like, no, no, no, it's cool Yeah. You can hold her. You don't really see credits roll over Usually cuts to black now You don't see the credits roll over footage anymore. Well now you don't see credits anymore because this movie just went right to Five seconds. Yeah, five seconds for the next thing we're throwing at you. So I couldn't even I had to like reewind. You were like, stop. 'ause I I couldn't remember what Dr. Mott's name was God forbid, you just got to enjoy credits for ten seconds. I was legitimately fired up when Marlene spots the wind chime Yeah And's fucking like little Xerox pr. I cancel my morning. Yeah. And then she's driving her like it's a oomer. Fuck off. Like it's a Yeah.,'s like, fuck off. Give me a cigarette. L a BMW, right? I was like zooming your traffic. I to come back and remember the Titans. I'm like, let's fucuckking out SR, would you have watched a Marlene separate movie of Marlene real Eestate in Seattle? Just there smoking in people's hous. Just Gordon Gecko, but Marlene. Yeah Yeah selling Seattle. Yeah with Marlene. I think she fucks. I think she fucks whoever she wants That's Seattle That's why when she shows up in Booy Nights We had some history with her. It's like, I'm ready for this lady to have her mom. And then it finally happened with Bougonets, I think was w All right guys, from hell Join Robinson. Thankk you. Chris Ryan. thank you. Thanks, Craig. Thanks, Chris. Thanks at Wo. U We're going to be back next week with another from Hell movie. I think we're doing the good sun next week. I think we are Let's get one Can wit for Craig's reaction to that one? That's next week. Thank you. Thankif

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