Garage Organization and Decluttering

This is a podcast from Rover to write. If connected us successfully. J and Dun Here we go. That's right Ebby Tuesday afternoon T here Jane Duck ready to drive you home. Nice weeick this afternoon Wes Lague goodood afternon Mate, goodood afternoon Benny boy We are ready to rip She's a big old show today ten past five Blokeesby name volume nine What an absolute tr. I look forward to this more than most Be I'm a consumate unprofessional, so I don't read them until I read them out on air, which is great If you have a decision, if you're at the crossroads in your life and you don't know whether to go left or right and you need the coin of destiny to make the decision for you We want to hear about it. We want to take that mental load off you so that you can just carry on in life and just live your best life. So text it through to three, five, two zero If you would like the coin of Destiny to be making the decision for you. Nie's kind of like have you got like Bad option, bad A or bad B or good A or good B. Yes, But you just can't decide. So what and the more weighty the better, I just had a message through earlier today and it was someone saying that they remember the blke the solder's house? Yes. Aaron McKinley. Yes. He's moved to the paddock. He's in the Yeah he's in the paddock. He's moved out to the country. He's in a paddock He was on Corner Destiny. so it happened there's big decisions like that. He is not the only one that's in a good padock. myself and Dunk clearly are. And if your kids or you know some kids that are parked up inside for school holidays, give them a skateboard, send them into a vvert ramp Possibly give them a helmet and they could be the next eleven year old games men's virt champ like this bloke we're about to talk about next in Smoo. Yeah the boys. Lock drive with Jaye Dunk. Welome to Milwaukee Their starter pack redemptions are on now. Milwaukee. Nothing but heavy duty. Forge batteries fully compatible with the M eighteen system. We have an M eighteen reed lithium forge eight amp supercharger starter pack which got a couple of the eight amp batteries in it with about twelve hundred bucks. If you keen on that Te smokeo send that off to three five, two zero, give that away Friday afternoon. Cast your mind back to when you're eleven years old, Duncan Hyde. what was it that you were doing Ah walking around some main potting ts I was right before I stretched out. You know how you go What was that kidfed all of a sudden? It's like the body just goes into storying mode No matter what I did Even if I tried not eating, you know, ice cream and fish and chips as much, it's just budy still chunky truffle shuffling your way around. Oh that was me. I was hard out the truffle shuffler. You know what, it wasn't up too much. I was trying to play rugby. Ima Kawakamei is a Japanese skateboarder, eleven years old and has just become the youngest ever skateboarder to win the men's X games vert And is just abolutely crushed it. Also has the Guinness World Record title for the most backside five fortyies Uh and and one run Wow. Kids out the gate. He actually popped up in my Instagram feed last night and he absolutely carved up. There's If you could see the footage, if you do see it pop up in yours, you want the footage that's further away from the ramp at ground level, which gives you an idea of how high those ramps are. crazy. The kids out the gate, obviously just another shining example of the Japanese do everything way better There's an eleven year old female skater who's effectively doing the exact same thing in street and in verse as well. She was so good It's just unreal, but can this skip in school a fair bit together Now you know what? he's probably working his way through a doctorate at university at the same time as well. like they just operate and coming up with a way to be taking live lessons on the metaay bands and also figuring out how to make some form of biodegradable plastic as well. But came to asking myself the question, what was it that I was doing? I wasn't doing much more than you and your pudding tits But if there is somebody out there that's the youngest to ever do something, We were having some tubes with a bloke whoo's recently he just bought a bar in Monica actually the update on that. His daughter was the youngest to walk the Tadador trail. So from the top of the north Island to the bottom of the south F years old when she walk whoa Yeah. U And then the sevens player Weber his son is he's been I've seen him scuba diving out at Maket two since he's about eight I mean, as far as athletes, I had a bit of a deep dive before the show. We've got many that are great. Jack Kennedy first junior cananoe sprint world title at the age of seventeen. This is just last week Sam Ruth, youngest ever sub four minute mile in the world at fifteen years old, twenty four days Be his sixteenth birthday, Jack O' Gill was the youngest world junior track gold medalist at fifteen years of age and beat a bunch of eighteen and nineteen year olds in the shot foot which is so low. you know the other part is when you see siblings and this is starting to run on. Jacko's brother Wazman is just like a crazy, crazy loose BMXer and does a lot of homemade tattoos. Out of it Yeah. jeez. Another one that does probably doesn't get enough credit and everyone knows her name, but Lydia Co, when she blew up, she was the youngest world number one in golf back in twenty fifteen at the age of just seventeen years and nine months. She brokke Tiger Woods' record by almost four years Oh whoa. And this one here just a bit of a brain bin, Louis Trembleay. He started a Bachelor of science at Massse University when he was twelve years old and graduated before he was legally allowed to buy himself a shoes Enjoying this podcast? hh? Get more of the boys on their other podcast, not for radio, uncensored yarns, nor tea, and laughs with the labs wherever you get your podcast take the Mkey anyway. So why not make it official? This is the Rock two thousand public holiday Petition Serious lack of public holidays between this Friday's Matoriki and then Labor Day. So heaps people take the last day of the Rock two thousand off anyway. So let's just make it official real easy I can text holiday, send it off to three five two zero and then sign the petition. ten thousand odd people I've already done that, which is ridiculous thousand five hundred and eighty. Yeah They reckon by the end of the week there's going to be at least one hundred sixty thousand people that have signed that. I mean that's That is We' ready to get some steam, isn't it? You're picking up pace there I turn that down. Don't And by the way, when they ask for money at the end of it, you don't need to do that. Don't pay. Don't pay J bang I've just done I've signed the posetition right now the how I want to. I've got three email addresses and I've done that with all three. That's a very that's the J R way. And you go like, well, that's a bit ridiculous. You go No, it's not actually. it sound It sounds a little bit silly, taking the day off for the Rock two thousands sounds a touch silly But in the greatest scheme of things, Not that bad. No. Oh by the way, if you do go and sign the petition right now, you'll see my name just pop up there and just cross the banner at the top. Yeah, That's all official guys Yeah So what are the other holidays across the globe? In Turkmenistan, they've got Melonay, which is every second Sunday of August is Musk Melonay and Turkmenistan to celebrate one of their most important exports which would lead me to believe Maybe we need to have dairy day Good night very day. Dairy D In hand Dairyies by carts of Milk For farmers, Dairy dayayss airy day. Yes. What about South Korea has Hangul dayay celebrating the creation of the Korean alphabet. So in twenty thirteen, the government tried to get rid of it pave to public backlash Iran they've got oil nationalization Day, which is a day for the anniversary of making oil a national product in mid March. And then Bolivia's got a beauty to wrap this up and Jay, you were just saying you wish I had this here in New Zealand. Well it's one of those ones I think once you pitch this I mean, obviously we're working on some constitution here. If you are a fan of what they do in Bolivia, then just text I to three, five, two zer Punch your neighbor day A Festival involving dancing and then physically fighting your neighbor to get a good harvest and to solve ongoing beefs Now would you I mean, if I force you right now to select your neighbor, could you pick one to punch I was pretty new to the U. I don't really know any about I've seen one that's got a face that can doal the weed punches. Oh, I see one every every day Jab. Every day I'm brushing my tea. It's a punchable face. Do you want punch you go outside your neighbour's house and punch yourself in the face. you're trying to get yourself off the hook there. I'd say that New Zealand is a neighbourhood so you could probably just stretch the boundaries of what you would consider to be a neighbour We we go on the record, they see? All. Rock Drive with Jaye Dunk. This is worst case scenario. This is Joker from the internet. He's broken down outside a lady's house. She comes out and sees v movie carar, my boyfriend's coming And then her boyfriend's named Alan Turns out Allen's actually quite a GC Um Proably couldn't brok down outside a bit the house, if I'm being completely honest. My car has literally broken down. it's not driving. I'm sorry, you need to move. Yeah, but I can't move the car. I was driving and then it broken down. I'm not necessarily here on purpose, but I'm not even like really outside your house Oh, actually. And my boyfriend's gonna be coming any minute. Your boyfriend? Yeah, my boyfriend.'s Alan. Alan. Alan. By, my car is broken down. Let's press the button, see if it stops ro J broen down. Have youve pull a recovery vehicle? Yeah, I'. Do you ever meet You're right there every buddy? Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah. Where is she now? She had to go. A that incident were you. She was a nightmare. Oh phased her out phhazed her out. There you have it cut her. Yeah. And understandably so too. What There's nothing worse. It's like we were coming through traffic at the top of town the other night and someone was halfway through the light and the car had just absolutely capitulated And so they were stuck in the middle of the lights with the hazards on. This is like teen roades leading into this end deccision. It's like a nightmare Top it heading onto the motoray. And there are people sitting behind this person just toting their horn I was like there is nothing they are not not they don't want to be there. They're not sitting there on purpose. They haven't gone hy on the way home tonight I'm just going to pull over and absolute route traffic. Yeah. It was just wild and people were driving around them and pulling their fingers and blowing up. It's like Like that's a horrible situation to be in full stop. like you can't bllame someone for the necessarity for their car breaking down. Yeah, tricky to bounce back for the car manufacturer brand. you know, you're not going back for the same making model are you? Oh mate, there is a model brand in particular that I would never let even a friend or a family member own because of the way that that car absolutely ruined my life There's a lot of like cars from a certain part of the world. once they get about ten, twelve years old. Not as reliable mean by Beings made hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. If you look after them, if you serice them, that's not s to corolely edge you have to put oil on them. Yeah But also as well, it's like they I think they brouought in legislation when they needed to start using recycled plastic. so heaps the plastic stuff on them starts breaking And it's not until you really realize well, until the plastic starts breaking that you realize how much plastic goes into a g I just thought if you're going to spend two hundred eighty thousand dollars on a vehicle that'd last more than three years Why, you're be an idiot if you spent two hundred and eighty thousand dollars on the vehicle. Yeah how many big maxs that is I don't know, let's do the maths on that and get to you after this. economics. You know, I'm a sucker for it. Boxburgers Dumest middle night that is when we pil the shit the rock drive. Tuesday, we like to do a corner of Destiny. For those that don't know what the corner of Destiny is, that's a one million dollars coin that myself and Jay got minted. It's got our faces on the headside We flip it if you need a big life decision made or even a small one, but just if you're having tricky time making a decision either way, you just put it in the hands of the coin of destiny. And people going, well, you know, who's actually gone through it? Well, we've had people decide whether they're going to extend their families, buy pets, had a bloke seller's house, move to a farm We've had a quarter of a million dollar trackor flip on it L it's there I mean, big and small decisions alike People have followed through with what the coin has said because that's the whole point. If you ask it to be flipped, you've got to commit We're still yet to nail down which one we want to do today. So if you want to chuck up a scenario You will have to chat to us on the radio after four. You can text coin and the scenario through to three, five two, zero. Benny boy could be calling you back to T up shortly, but you text machine wide open for that one. J just want to play this one. This is a previous coin, J see This is Jacob and in a controversial call I've been told to go to number three Jacob. What are you mean? Hello mate. Do you consent to using the coin to make this life decision? Yes, I do. Two options are what. The options are after twenty six, twenty seven farming season do I go home to my wife and kids Or do I get them out here and make the big moves from the UK to New Zealand That's what I want, but I need to co a destiny to make it so I can tell to wife what happened. Okay. Did you go home, Tails they come out here? It's like a clashong. Yeahep Should I stay or shouldould I go Okay, so heads you go home Tails, they come out here. Okay, here we go. five. Thteen good craft. Three, two, one Tell him to p me back. ! We would love to have you. I mean, it's all well and good, you know everyone's like, Ohh, youre always are follow through on that. Wow, welcome back to the show Jacob. How are? How are boys. Have you pitched this to the Mizo soup and the Kiddlely wings? U. There, I'm currently out in New Zealand already, but I' about to come to make a deal with a wife. Okay, what is the deal? Wow. I've got go home for a month Be because it's kids six week So I gott to go and she'll come out Christmas to see what it's like and decide from there. we all know this job done. Once he arrives is can be well, this is pretty goodool. Well Yeah but I've been saiding know like what I' been calling New Zealand propaganda about house prices the views from work Just Arin. No. she's telling me to stop. I she did call me an idiot. She did call me an idiot when I sat in the cliff or call her destiny to her. Well, that's just consistent It's part of their job. And I think the other thing is by the time she realizes how long it takes to get out here, if she has to face that trip back, she'll be like,. just can't She's gonna have to She's going have to face that trip on her own back because I'm going to be working. But you know what? like what a time of year to come out. overver Christmas in New Zealand' literally just the greatest time of all Oh yeah, I have I could have her over now if she would just winge and moan and G got to ease her into this. Cld It's cold, it's raining. I could just be at home with this. I' got tell with you. Hey part what part of New Zealand are you looking at calling home have you decided on that? Well, I'm in the South Island at the moment, but we'll visit the North Island, but I've got a good job here at the moment, so I'll probably stay in the south Iland. Yeah nice. Well keep us up to date then we want to know how that plays out after Christmas or right? So make sure you stay in tightch. Yeah we'll put together a little welcome to New Zealand Hmper as well just to keep the propaganda up and going That would be amazing. Thanks boys. Yeah, Nice work, Jacob Hold de. Another happy customer, I think we all know how that's going to go. Yeah. It's just so far once you get out here's such a d. It's so bad. It's just an amazing place to live. Oh there it is N a bit a country. You can't know Battle takes a team past four. Then like I said, you can take the keyword coin with a scenario to us to three five two zero be deciding your fate with the cooin of Destiny after four News and Sport next, including an update on what's happened in the last few hours and early this morning with the FIFA World Cup. Cheers to that, Rock drive. Time to whip it out again Coin of Destiny Three months ago, myself and Jay got a one million dollar coin minted It's seventy millar cross, It's ninety eight percent steering silver. has our faces on one side and it is the ultimate decision maker. If you are stuck with the decision in your life then your fate. the hands of the coin of Dy. as a very good friend Pilly would say, this carries me White O us. You get to se it a lot more. canan I send it over? I don't get a look at it. Yeah. Well, it's starting to tarnish off a little bit now. It's quite light, it looks far more aged It is so glorious Let's put another we'll put another post up on the Rock drive stories Facebooks so people know what it's all about, mayaybe doing solicit for the back from holiday. So we have like quite a big life decision to make for Zane. Zan, welcome to the show. What's your current scenario So fellowas, we just sold our house in record type. Well, a lot quicker than planned All. The house we were got to buy is far outset as R in And now we're stuck with nowhere to go a couple of weeks off our sleeve before we be out of our house and we needed to stop M in the misses have been arguing for weeks whether we go kitit and build or buy a shitter and do that up because you have a particular set of skills, don't you Yeah I'm a builder, so I build it all myself pretty much. Well, that's theory but it never happens for builders when it's their own home house, does it? No, I've been telling her it'll take four months, but in reality it'll be about a year. Yeah Yeah ye ye. Right the way through the Dedian winter as well. Oh you're in Duners? Yeah, no perfect time to start than when it's starting to freeze. Yeah. Well you're actually just right the first half of that sentence. Yeah we will agree knowing nothing about the building process so If we are to put it to the coin of destiny. Oh by the way you've got two kids under two as well, yeah Oh yeah, so I've got a fifteen month old and we've got a girl due in October. And it's just get spoil. Just to make it even even sweeter is just more chaos. Amazing. You know what? I don't know if know if I want to be a part of this decision do. This is exactly the same stuff we need to do. Okay, so in that case heads new build Tails you by. Tails, old shitter. Yeah, ye. Tails for the old shitter Countdown here, everyone Five, four, three, two, one. O What do we got Oh So you're buying an old shitter, but on the upside you'll have a roof over your head through the Dunid in winter, albeit a cold one. I don't know about that fellas ' the one we're looking at needs a new roof straight away Oh you know what keeps it You what keeps your buddy Rayolph onene's head is a nervous class GC hat, mate. We'll get you one of those if share as a family. orll put your heads under.ty thanks fellows. see I told you Keep out of there. Ke us posted, all right you either get fies it may look miserable or yeah it may look more miserable Yeah. you're awesomeintindo profile. J boys see mate. what an absolute lad. I mean, not to interfere with the cooin of destiny, but if there is a roofing outfit and Danine that wants to help the brother out and maybe give him a little bit of a helping hand. I'm sure that we' going done nice and fast, you know. long way ye please get in touch I mean, is that messing with thein of destiny? I don't. L'' saying I did callool it. play this Shit a shit be.. Oh man, that was a fun one. Dungstr down this is what Lee calls you like a living version of the Simpsons. We're on holiday next week, but if you would like to have a decision made with the coin add, you can tax coins send your idea through three five, two zero. We may be able to help you out once we're back from an annualually. Oh, sounds feeral. Dve with Jane Dunk. This is hilarious The Cashious dummy that is Jay Reeve. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm big I mean, I won't let my kids have anything that I haven't tried basically And because my wife doesn't have any form of seafood whatsoever, like she goes I don't e seafood and I was like Not not even crayfish. What about prawns? The very first time. Scroallops? Yeah. That'. like I said, the very first time I heard that. Yeah, so she can't think of anything worse. So anyway, the kids have got these churable fish oil what it says chewable fish oil tablets It was part of the health awareness and nutrition And I was just telling Dunk about it and he goes, wereere they the ones? And I was like, ye, and he goes, Oh my God They're the worst. that so they're shaped They're probably mean, they're fine. They shaped like a fish. they and they reed all good for you, but supposedly meant to be chewable and taste like citrus or something. No so this is that we didn't read it properly. You didn't read it properly and I didn't read it proper. I didn't read anything. And it just threw it to me and said you can chew this thing. I chewed it I wish I hadn't. No you can't reread the packer. It says orange flavored N I don't think it says Chobo on there So and they're qu they're quite big. So I've only managed to get one down all three of my kids Yeah. so they The moral of the story is don't chew them because fish oil is like sun likeke soap bar when you get your mouth washed out as a kid. It coats your teeth and every taste bud. and I've been having a coffee Four hours later that tastes like slightly orange fresish oil And it was one of those stuck I eat anything but fish oil for me because and I think I traceed this back to I worked in what we call affection called the fat factory and basically we were rendering down I think it was something like one hundred forty barrels of orange ruffy oil And it's just stuck with me forever. This stuff got in my mouth when it splashed out of a drum And what is that It fe in the fish oil. My hands are sweating. Absolutely not. When I was game fishing in Raharatonga, we caught a tuna and all the locals were like, Ohh you caught it now you got to eat its heart raw. So they were butchering it on on the wholf and we got back and they pulled out the heart and it was still like warm and pulsing And then they made me eat the whole thing they're quite oily fish. Super oily and just like the most intense like a pop like a pimple in my mouth. just like filled my mouth with just like the fishiest blood you can imagine. And I threw up all over the wall while the locals laughed at me. Oh, that's so good. I mean there a lot of hearty hearty heart. Yeah, Coddl liver oil as a kid in the seventies Brutal. Oh yeah. Now would anybody like and I suspect that most people are going to say no, but I'll chuck it out there anyway. Would anybody like to delve a little bit deeper and find out how they harvest fish oil? No That's where I'm kinding with it. I've got it sitting on a screen beside me But I think you straight away you go. It's probably a clean up on aisle three somewhere and a giant factory. all goes into a tank and they just scoop off the top? But that's what it is. Most fish just gets rendered down until it gets turned into an oil and that's what they basically put into. So they got tons and tons and tons of orange ruffy that they just couldn't do anything with And they just place you reered there. Anyway is their Our taste Unbeknownst to you like and this could be anything. This could be like Buddy my Carlos, F Joes instantly makes him sick. anotherother person as soon as they had, um What are those marasino cherries spew everywhere Is there something relatively And the sim chued and anti nausea pill a couple of weeks ago and that's the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life by far. dusty bustards. Oh my gosh. It just coats your teeth and instantly sort of sets like plaster of paris on your teeth And I was driving down the road and I was swearing don't trying not to swear in front of the kids and I was swearing a lot in front of them and pulled into the servo and then bought two packets of chewing gum, ate two packets of extra and it didn't even touch the sides T about three out get the tice ss Grim I was in this lovely rock drive with J and Dunk. A bloken Ind has died after he used epoxy glue to seal the end of his old feellllow shat because he couldn't find a condom. So don't do that acks of fish oil Yes. Now we're ch one of the cs made. Yeah, well we're talking about ficial capsules and taking those like for Omega three or whatever and how they just rank and then I was like never actually thought about how they made like is that something we would like to know? And then the text machine Weirdly said, yeah Yeah, tell us about it So basically the process is this and this is how we ended up with hundredundreds and hundreds of thousands of liters of orange ruffy fish os So the catch oily fish such as an orange ruffy and then they mill it up. So once it's at a processing plant, the whole fish, head tails, organs a lot is ground down into a coarse slurry here for cooking Then they start to cook the fish slurry. It's heated with steam to about eighty five ninety five degrees. The cooking process coagulates the protein, breaks down the fat cells and allows the oil and water to separate from the solid fish meat this point If you're still with me, we go to the press. This is tough. The cooked mixture is fed into a massive screw press and this squeezes out the liquid which is a mix of oil and water called press liquor. then the remaining solids are dried and turned into fish meal, which is normally used for animal or aquaculture feed The centrifuge is then used for separation. The press liquor that we just talked about if you missed it, it's the cooked mixture going through the massive screws It's put into a high speed industrial centrifuge and because oil and water have different densities, the centrifuge spins them apart. successfully isolating the crude fish oil l' top apparently Sea Dragons, seea lord and Sanford all make it here in New Zealand. Yeah. We used I can't remember I think it might have been called Mark Road. Um in Mount Monganoi where we had this it was the that was the fat factory And they' bad boy depending on which way the window was blowing, you'd smell it. If you if you ever went to the Bay O and you went to a game there and it was an offshore breeze, you would have smellt the you would smell the f wouldould you even get used to there R you could turn out to work and be like, Don't worry me at all. People work at the tip People work at morgues as well. O Oh yeah Got it Oh yeah. You little beote. The Rock Drive podcast with Jay and Dunk Game three state of origin tomorrow night five past ten Sun Ct, Queensland taken on New South Wales. She's all tied up What do you reckon? whoo's the favorite? I reckon that you would have to say that Queensland's ahead. Yeah, dollar fifty five versus Ty two fifty. Oh, that's wild. What you gonna jump on it H All the commercials have just come out to reve people up for the big game No resume I don't care what you so w say. I really don't care. Queenslandis, there's always plenty of this. You got to Queensland? We smash Queensland. It's simple Queensland Best place on Earth. What? Best players on Eth. No way. I hope you're ready, New South Wales spoiler alert. You're not. Theyir home ground. Nothing better. They must have forgot. We're Queenslanders. We've got this. What do you reckon? Enough talking. Bring it on it on. I love it. I love it. I absolutely love it. It's going to be an absolute belelter of a game. I see the Mares have just posted up messages from family members to the players. So this one's the Cameron Munster, to Cameron and all the very best tomorrow Night love Stay calm play hard and let's finish the job. Your dad and I are so extremely proud of you and no one cheered louder than your dad You've worked so hard and deserve everything you have achieved, so hopefully you get the win. We love you very much. Let's go. Queenslanda Hamermer mononths old manan pass away couple was it last year, I believe Yeah It'd be very hard to not have an emotional boilover with those sort of things coming through away. I mean that's the difference between being a professional sports person and not was it this thing in the blue head space And where you can I suppose I'm dropping into the red mist when I startay in the myar own headspace. Yeah. that's where I operate, manate Somewhere between out of control angry and just coming right. It's just a sweet spot for it to start It is. You just don't want to get sent off. Yeah. A bloke that's never been sent off and's actually one of the best blokes I've ever met Yeah was what like a proper star struck moment for us. Oh, yeah. The Polar Beer and Ben Hannet, one of the great origin props He was sitting beside us at Doo in Brisbane a couple of months back and He was awesome. I was steaming in so hard and I thought he was too. that I found it hasn't drunk since he' like eighteen. Yeah. he's and he's got thirty six kids I don't exaggerate. it's thirty two. Sorry. He and he lagh he was hilarious. He was so good. He was the life of the table And he didn't have a drop of booze in him. Like he was just awesome And because need it honestly, it was that much fun. Yeah. and he had all the best yarns about all the wildest situations because he'd be the bloke that was there to try and keep a l on everybody Mad Mondays, origin after parties, you name it. was he like he would go out partying with the lads all night and then he'd so drive them home. Yeah. So he'd be the one that could remember what everyone did. So if push come to shove, he'd be like, Well, no actually he'll get nudde and dancec and stuff later K is awesome. So I'll text him. he's coming on the show tomorrow. We got him. We tried to get him last time but he was doing pre match stuff. He's probably going to be wound up into it too. He does a breakfast on a Gold cooast radio station. Yeah. I think he's a good negotiator because I think at one point he was doing five days a week Monday to Friday. Th he negotiated just to do Saturdays. He's a very good negotiator. very He does have a lot of kids, greatreat negotiator. Yeah. ye Yeah, he's just an awesome dude So we get him on the ster to chat all Th things origin and always like asking what it's like And what they were a remmember of the first time they put on the Origin jersey and then ran out there because it would have mean so much, right Especially in the aa, I mean in terms of the era in which he was playing, man there are some names in there Hear the boy. Rock dririve with Jaye Dunk. Here we go Worldy Dunk A man of the world and a man of the people Cetators have had such a hard time when it comes together to the sports such as the FIFA World Cup. Nations from the four corners of a very round globe. So we've got a very unworldly dunk here. Well travelled. a linguistic mastermind. Putting us commentating to the test with some of the hardest names in football, not current players in the FIFA World Cup. Oh, what? So this is the hardest names of all time. this is the ones where it just looks like some was smash the keyboard? Good luck to be.. Anybody else like to wish me luck? No, no,. So we're gonna do is we're going to drop it in and here we go Ring downs them for the very first arch Welcome along to this match here at the Huntley West Sports Pavilion. In today's match, we have The players with the hardest names in football going up against my ability to say the names and we're off on the attack for the wing position. We have Jacob Blasco Oskaich Jakob Blasakkovsky. I'll take it supported by the striker Billy Keronophonen. Billy Keko Fonphone. I'll take that as well Cing to a quick pass across and is Georgers Karle Wack Greg' Krichoviak driving hard towards the goal, fast footwork and here's the headter towards Henrick Mogak Henrk Mkatarian takeake it and to round out the match Sotus Pppa Tafa Folo on attack with the goal to win the match. Plers one Dunk zero. That has been my absolute pleasure to do the worldld's Wor sports broadcast To you I once hit it the Natal Sharks Super rugby side came over. Yeah W' Aala I was the ground announcer for the Bues at Eden Park. and I studied them and then cked about seventeen of the twenty one nam. It's different when you're reading them phonetically. Your own notes don't make sense. Oh man, I even got like a South African mate at the time to try and help me out. And yeah, he just basically said good luck with that. And then it was at the end of that season, I no longer had a job blows That last one there Socrates, Papus Theopolis ell Ppp There's not even a nickname in there. The harder you look at the hardoter it gets. Oh, papas Yeahere the fella Rock dririve with Jaye Dunk. Ronaldo and his side Portugal out of the FIFA World Cup watch it this morning Spain was just too good. Now I want to put money on Spain because I had money on Portugal to win the World Cup, but it was a bit of an iconic moment seeing the end of an era with one of the greatest players of all time one of two. He has played in every World Cup for the last how many years. Five World Cups or something ridiculous Yeah, which is outrageous. But the real big news story that not enough people talking about today because I know everyone's worried about AI taking over I would say we should probably be giving giraffes the side eye reesesearchers in Betalona. I have just a in bathalon up 've been checking things out there Buffalon. Bro, they've just discovered that giraffes are capable of basic math and moving other Moves just another animal into the higher IQ space than you and I Everyone's been sleeping on giraffe, man We're all looking at AO and here they come, mate. Loping up behind you. You mean run down by one of those big bad boys Imagine like walking out into a Roman cololosseum. And there's a giraffe and you're got fight a giraffe, battle giraffe. Jes, imagine that head coming at youa. Yeah you're going for an eye poe, aren't you be cool if they're attack mode. was to line you up like a golf ball and hit you like a club like that. That's pretty much it. Youre watch them fight. It's the most horrific noise you'll ever hear. And they got the same amount of vertebrae in their neck as we do whichich makes no sense. The hearts like the size of a NBA basketball Yeah to pump it up and their blood pressure eight hundred p size what I heard. will take they spring a leak, they bleed out in the second. Yeah. So that's what you want to do Straight for the Jagular in the Coliseseum. Yeah That'll end them It's going to reach it though get yourself it goes all the way down under. Yeah. Well you assume so? You probably wouldn't come up to the chest height though with your head O the leags Yeah, I back myself against a baby giraffe mayaybe not a big like angry male giraffe. Yeah Killer Dunan Hide the ladies andentlemen Giraffe kid killer. I'm okay with. I don't want to be labeled for that. Geez. You can take thisid don' Go for your poo that you need a poo, don't you? You' say that before? Full noise no braaks, Rck drive.ust say mres from Emma. we mentioned earli, but we' mention it again. Shout out to family and friends of Kakota. Stay safe and evacuate, get to high ground. Yeah looking pretty hectic there. It's going to be one last slap of that weather system as it heads north and then heavy rain warning for the Hawkks Bay. overnight tonight This is something that goes down the states every year. The hunting invasive species. It's called the Python hunt. The Florida government basasically hosts an annualized competition to remove the invasive Pythons from the Everglades Team knots is when they're allowed to hunt these things. I mean, they're allowed to hunt them all year round, but people come from all over the country and this is the trailer that goes with it Theish Wildlife Conservation Commission is ready to do whatever it takes to remove the Burmese Python. The ten day competition calls on both professionals and novices. I welcome everyone to join us in hunting dant faceive snake and saving our beautiful everces. I want to look good, I don't want these locals thinking I'm just some sloppy San Francisan The Python challenge has turned into like the burning man of snake hunting. It brings the wrong kind of attention to this problem Stake snake snake, sake snake, sake sakeake's the Python. Oh! Oh, shit. It's a big one man. Have you seen people get snake eyes When they pick up the snake, then they're like hypnotized It another reality. Pold that. Bter Hunter, regardless if he catches the biggest snake out there or he catches the muzzord. Wow, Amy, the Python hunterress baby. I, I amm gonna catch a twenty footter. You know, everyone's out here's got different motives. If you ever watch fooa doo It always turns out the real monsters are always people Python hunt. Holy hek, I want to watch that. It looks absolutely un dose and wish me some good snake in luck and I'll see you soon. L he's snaking back some magic mushrooms before he goes at Python hunt. Make America snake again head. floody hell. Yeah. The saddest part of all this, I mean everyone just goes to nanas clearly. and it's almost like buck fever Yeah they reckon there's a whole bunch of people that just go out there and anything that looks like a snake they just go and kill. So there's a whole bunch of native Non invasive species which get caught up in the in the hysteria as well, so it's pretty rough I know this might be a controversial thing to say Bad I don't think the world would be that much of a worse place with no snakes. What of snakes? how much do they e? Regulate parts of they regulate populations of other invasive species them too. It's a lot of trapping. It's a lot of trapping. There's a guy A guy that goes around hunting iguanas as well. He's another good watch. He's got a dog that goes with him. He goes to shoots some of b you. wouldould you back yourself I know we're talking about fighting a lot of animals in giraffe about ten to fifteen minutes ago. Would you back yourself against a monitor lizard A monitor lizard yet Komodo Dragon no. Jeez. At what point are you pulling out of a dust up with a Burmese python I wouldn't even want to get into dust up with one the size of a pencil I hate snakes anything if I can't. I don't know he you hand head with my boot Then I'm not into it. Okay It's not many animals. It's one six. Yeah ye And I I'd beat a lot of them too, you right? Yeah, man. I think now people just have snakes mincing around in their room with them, you know? Oh. All the best bits from the Rock dririve with Jay and Dunk, H beT. Listen live on our app over. threeree to seven PM New Zealand T time Monday to Friday. Oh give me the m bit. Biny Boy has purchased himself a new gaf which is like a fishing gate for the day The new launch you purchased, yeah. The launch, yeah. that's ambitious. G got a fifty foot rive just as an indication as to what people get paid in radio this. Yeah. And a lot of people hate teak They it's a lot to maintain, but not when you've got a teak guy. And not when you've got a team that work full time on the boat either. So what gaf did you end up picking up? was like rich mahogany on board. Iered the gaf on tradeed me, I was hunting around, I found one for twenty five bucks and I was like, man you know, like they're a bit more than that at my shops. D didn't really it didn't have any measurements. lookooked at the photo, the photo didn't really show any sort of there was nothing to scale on it. So banana in sight. So I said my missis to pick it up and she just messages me and she goes What have you done? What have you what it this for? And I was like, It's for fishing And she goes, I've had to put down the seats of my car to get this in. And I was like, what? A so. this thing's like seven foot. Oh I want to see it. I look like I hate Peter Pen. Wow! Its like. It's a solid like It's a island get. It's a gamefhing get. You can't even adjust the pole. It's huge. twenty bucks. twenty five bucks. strouous Lee doesn't know what to guess for. so guess the giant hook you used to hook the fish to drag her onto the boat so if you catch a big fish and it's too hard to grab the line because it's going to cut into your hand and get it onto the boat use the giant gaff hook. Well that would need to be for a big fish thing. Yeah. so a gaff would good a normal gaff would be I would say probably about quarter of the shaft length and the hook would be about a quarter again. I'm renowned for the monstrous shafts in my house th. ' it looks like if you chuck a raincoat onem, you could walk around and know where you did last su. Yeah. S what if the North island even gets too crowd, you can pull up another one with that. I they start of calling me little bou Pep when they sort of fal. It's so good. Al Lte opposite of the problem you when you order something on Tam mo Even the Tinneies are bigger in West Auckland. Oh man. Well that's good for you to you know you need the boat for the gaff. Well yeah, you guys want to needat walker sushim me. So you could have to like Iough if it's going fit in the boat to be h. can't take that on the boat. You're going have to try and trade it for someone smaller Yeah, maybe. I might be able to cut it down then the hook's so massive. What are you you put that through anything be the hook? I got three kings for the one weekend, don't I? Youuck that you chuck one of those without a breakaay into it and something that size you'll get battered to death by their own gaff handle Oh, good luck with it Right, Late mail coming up in just a couple of ticks Lots of get to today actually. She is The stuff that makes people sick ' wor it. H, I'm drooling. Are yeah, Kevin? Rock dririve with Jay and Dunk. ate male. wouldould you like a quick jike here? Hey why not? Okay, hello fellas. a penguin takes his car into the mechanic. mechanic says, G me now to check it out and I'll let you know what's going on. The penguin grabs he's across the street, grab an ice cream get a quick snack m a bit of a mess with his flippers when he gets back to the garage, the mechanic says Well it looks like you blew a seal and the penuin wipes his mouth and goes, n, it's just bit ice cream That's a good old day. We were talking earlier on about how both myself and Dunan got lred into the trap of the chillable fish oil tablets T turns out they're not sureable, you' just meant swallow them and they have like a s little lightly orange coating on you. You only burt but you can still smell like fish. like how rancid is it When they've got like a thick plasticy silicony, whatever that's' coat But it just leches through it. They haven't even figured out a way to double skin them to sort the flavor getting through Yeah, it's pretty gnarly. So we' talk about those things that make you want to spew taste wise or texture wise. stewy. Any cooked vegetable, puke factactor one thousand. Raw vegetables, all good at the wise. Sheeez that's funny. What about the cucumber? Even just the smell of it turns my stomach and can make this for you from Ts. I don't even know how you would smell cucumber It really I don't really like like. If I have a choice skin old peel of cucumber to eat it. What? Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the skin. It's too thick It about three times thicker than what it should be or needs to be. So cucumber is literally a tube of water. Yeah, the inside is the outside is the yuck bit. The middle bit doesn't taste like much, so I'm with the yuck bit I know it's the bit that's healthy. It's also the bit that all the sprays are in as well. Yeah, when they backacpack it into some glad rarap. Licorice. That's an instant game over for me Your cult, you know they's got five million microb whatever they are in them. This should buy those for our household Then we realized that yogurt's the same thing. Yogt was just ahead of its time. Man, they sallld truckloads of it overseas I'm Coie. The premium stuff tastes a bit better. Coulif fllour cooking makes me want to be sick reminding me of dead bloated cows on the farm as a kid. I heave to usp you. Love your work, Dbbs. If any boys isn't like molasses, how bad Like real bad, my mum used to force us to have it like every single night. like it would be on top of the microwave. Mum thinks she gave birth some folals? I don't know. she was always just like this was I grew up with it. so you guys should grow up with it. We used like run and hide around the house We like used to hate going to bed because we knew it was Molasses time first. Dad used to get the exact same thing they used to give him and his family that'd have m Yeah Molteo Yeah. It was in like a big golden syrupy kind of thing or a squeeze botle. Yeah. that looked putting a coating on your throat, no coughing before you go to bed. If your kids are sick, just jam that on them, strap onion to their feet. I won't say they push Push a bit of choppbed up, ginger down your chips ey and wrap yourself up in plastic. I told you, your mum was right. There go. It's a bit of a superfood here. J just done some gigs on her.. Molestes is high in iron, calcium, magnesium, potassium. eases menstrual symptoms as well rich in antioxidants promotes digestion, supports hair and skin growth. That's where I blleow out. That's where you button off early. You Benny boy Pull that game was strong forse young beny. I rem had some rich mates growing up that had horses and when they would be naughty and they'd get in trouble, the old man would make them go there and lick the salt blocks. Oh yeah. It's like a big cube of salt that the horses like licking. Yeah those things yeah, that's how they move high country cattle around. They'll put those at the tops of hills to bring them up out of the valleys They love them that much. Yeahough yeah basically the calcium deficiion mineral deficiencies. razy. Pret impressive st. Well you have it T all of those I made randomedies for tonight. But couple more of those ones. Peanut butters, Gross Cordnneron, Pilsna, single siple vomit and baked beans Cordner Steff makes her gag hardcore. I've been cracking up at baked beans lately, you know like it's just beans and tomato sauce basically.ike how did that become such a staple And then you look at the manankiness that a spaghetti in a can. You go, for, that's a long way from Italy. Oh man, you want to see an Italian person go to Nars and you bust one of those out. you do it for fun Yeah, and then you got hit but, have you tried it with the tinest salce don't taste anything like a normal s? Oh, sounds feral drive with Jane Dunk. Big night for Jay's going back into his garage sorting out his garage. after the old garage creep got better of him. Not the garage creep. it was just a nuclear garage fallout, what was once upon a time. because now metasticized into something that is ungodly Bro was so ruthless when I was doing mine. because you know over years you get collecting, you know, as blokes do, they're like, I might use that bit for later and even though I've got three of those tools, I'll still say yes to one of those of a see a deal on it sort of thing and I was just savage. It was like So much stuff that was perfectly good and could still be used but was double ups or triple ups or whatever went into the trailer at our place. Still hasn't quite made it to the nut, but I'll get there U Just because no one else would buy it. It's one of those situations where it's worth something to me but not to anybody else. And so I just have to be savage So that's my advice you be savage Bern atle. U you don't need. ninety nine point nine percent of it's my wife's. It turns out Believe it or not, there she does have a real need for seven hundred and fifty full length puffer jackets Yeah, especially in Auckland. She's been today. Yeah Good like six, seven degrees at seven o'clock this morning. She goes Sheaz She goes. But what am I gonna wear to the kids rugby on the weekends? I was like Another one in eighty four jackets love Actually I will see if I can get them all out of I've got no kidding like about ten storage bins full of them That not includes ones if I do that last. So once everything's on the walls and your garage is tied it up, then put it all out in the ground and get a high angle shot from it. I'll put them all on a rack and I'll show you. It literally looks like Everybodyud half of garage clearance sle, it's crazy. Wow That's a fun show today. Yeah. Another notot for radio podcast has been released as of today get that whereere we get a good podcast. That's myself and Jay Unchained fast and loose. if you like your content fast and loose and that's the place to go and get it just not for radio, Rbe get your podcast By boys in with the night show after seven tonight. He's got an hour of absolute hip thrusters. H a great night, New Zealand. Paul Maria Rover, Music, radio, podcasts.