Wild Listener Stories and Weekend Plans

This is a podcast from River . Acconnect ers successfully Jay and Dunk and I'm like whatever Friday afternoon. Good to be back in just going three o'clock Jay Dun dricanving you home on the greenest panic and radio, your chance to win a year's supply of Heartland chips, cash to be one with Betch, your boarding cool to see Batalica in Vegas, five hundred bucks with devil skin and the new burger field burger that you guys tried yesterday. Oh mate, it is delicious. Got the full combo, the melt alica, which was just exactly what I wanted a burger. And then the devil's skins were delicious. Yeah . We got your tech shaggy dog. Yes , as Dung said, a year supply of heartland chips given way before seven o'clock today . And we will start to compile a list and it's going to get a little bit squirrely. You can imagine that on Friday, you can tell it in the voices . We just need you to finish this sentence and text into three five twenty . Pretty sure it's frowned upon these days, but when I was a kid . Finish that sentence, text into three zero and read it out soon. Those in a couple of moments. I'll tell you what fridge discipline was as well . Yeah , the fella Rock Drive with Jay and Dunk.. Three Oh, what time is it? Smoko. Cheers to Heartland Chips. When you can't hop on a plane to Asia, the next best thing might just be opening a bag of heartland chips street eats, Asian style. Yeah, get them in ya, you can text us keywords smoko , send it up to three , two, zero. If you haven't taked us all week, we're actually giving that away this afternoon, so you want to take smoker to three, five, two, zero, and you can begin the cool later on. And we're in the air supply, the Thai green curry, the teriyaki chicken, high punch in there. Hoxes and moxes. I tell you what, they go great when you're out on a boat just tucking into a little bit of a snack where you're out there fishing and this is pretty big, pretty big news. Pretty impressive news too to everybody that got round the charge that Matt Watson basically led around the Fisheries Amendment bill. Okay, some incredible news just in the fisheries amendment bill that tens of thousands of kiwis came out and opposed has been scrapped for this year at least. So nothing is going to happen before the election, which gives us the people a chance to now look at the policies that are going to be coming out from all the parties and perhaps working towards a fisheries management plan that serves all New Zealanders. And I just want to thank every single person that sent those emails to their MPs that put in the submission because it has been scrapped and nothing is going to happen before the election. Would I know more, I'll keep you updated and as the parties come up with their policies and they will be having for sure pol'ics ies because of you guys . It is important. We've told them it's important to us and we'll be evaluating their policies so you can be informed but for now it is a time celebrate. Hazar. That's probably one of the most important messages even delivered from a tour . You could have room me with them tomorrow, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Matty's Matty's wheezed us into the Kubotax Bo, which is great . He's got a great relationship. You would have seen him tying fifty different variations of his boat trailer out in front of his house with his Kubota tractor. Oh man , it's good watch. Yeah, it's great stuff. So you're looking forward to jumping in the box we're in a chief's jersey and standing alongside the major sponsors of the mighty hurricanes. Good on you. Well, they said change teams. Exactly. And they said which, is testament to how great they are as a brand and as a company. What are the betrods on you come back with a small one point five tonne diggers start digging that hole in your backyard for the pool They all have a holefleet load of vehicles in every appliance under the sun. Whatever you got, I'll take two . Put a plate on it, road, register it. Other news as well is just reading which possibly could happen in the Yed cutoff if they win the super rugby on Saturday night or maybe even Wellington as well. England are looking at making it a public holiday if they win the FIFA World Cup, which I haven't done since nineteen sixty six. It's come at home . That is one big play of shit. Walk drive. Jay posed an interesting question before the show today. They still have any kids on leashes. You know, Benny he strikes me as a leash kid. I was totally unleashed. I was always unleashed and still hey brother. It should have been a leash kid. Should have been kids? Mom couldn't be bothered putting it on. Lee was a leash. Lee was a leash kid. Yeah, I was under close watch. No, no, no fit we physically on a LASH eight now they didn't exist when I was a kid. They well they must have finished up using them because I was on a lacher about six months I just run away from the at the mall and it was like they remember she would buckle it on and it would go over the shoulders and it would be and then it would clip on in the middle of the back. Yeah. Sorry, you mean the harness thing? Yeah. Oh yeah, I was on one of those. Yeah, sorry. I was thinking of like a collar and at least what are you all about? No , I was always on one of those. Crypto CMA. Now at crypto this is the thing. I was at CryptoCon a couple weekends back and this lady had like a team of huskies as kids. There's like three of them daisy chained together all on leashes. I don't know if they're triplets, but they look like they might have been twins with a young one and they were just running and tangling themselves up and it was chaotic. I was like , if it's that much Admin, just don't go out. Don't go out or just they have hands, hold them, or carry them, or peg you back, or shoulder right or whatever it is. I understand, but I was like, man, I just it was normal. Like you didn't even get judged back in the day when there was heaps of leash kids. Man, you still I don't know about you and this is probably where we landed. It's, you know, pretty sure it's frowned upon these days. I used to get smacked on the ass by my mate's parents. Like if you needed a smack, you got a smack. It didn't matter Auntie, uncle, grandparent s, family, friends . Like if you were in the zone , you got one . Hey, you got their address for me, Jay real quick. I just want to I was the way you say for a funeral, the great dude Lancaster passed away and they were telling me that one of the yarns there, which is just one of the all time greats. They used to get the spoon across the backside. Yeah, yeah. And I used to have to go and pick mine out of the cuttery out of the utensil drawer. Yeah, so it was wooden spoons and they figured out that if it was Jude dishin up the smack on the backside , if they laughed at the end of it, then they'd get one from Muzwin He'd come home as well. So they figured out to just fake cry. Then she realized they're fake crying anyway. So they started throwing these spoons in the hedge so like we can't hit ourselves if there's no spoons and then they were going through so many spoons, they end up buying the plastic spoons, which were like real hard Yeah, they wouldn't break. But they also kept chucking those into the hedge. Anyway, years later they cut the hedge down and they found twenty five spoons in the bottom of the hedge . That was just on the shopping order every week to get another spoon. Nobody no kid these days will know the intricate dance that a parent and a child would do when they'd be naughty where the parent's holding your hand and trying to smack you on the ass while you dance almost like a highland fling around them, like radioing around the side of them like just trying to take the heat out, like timing it perfectly. Just reading the body language. That's when you become one with your parent. And in my case, it was mum. Parents used to be ruthless. Yeah. So ruthless. I couldn't do that. The closest we'd come to we were wooden spoon matadors like just sit Oh , so obviously there's a whole round upon the Leach Kids frowned upon now earlier . Let's just compile a list for those there will be people that listen to this now going what? You have to get smacked on the ass with a jug chord. Do jugs even have chords ? Yeah, finish the senses. We'll do tech study on this one because get we'll better ones. Enjoying this podcast? Get more of the boys on their other podcast not for radio, uncensored yarns, nor tea, and laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcast. Oh my gosh. Tom Betty learned to fly. There's the rock with Januck . I just want to be here. Yeah, I just said to Betty. Yeah, you thought he was gonna whistle away. Should I beat you two bucks? Jay will whistle. Did you whistle? Not Oh, then I just lost two bucks screwed. I just doubled my salary for the week . I haven't heard you whistling that much out of the back of the song. I wasn't looking at it. You just I saw you were whistling. Yeah. I was too busy . I can't do two things at once. So this one here from Jane came through we're just talking about pretty sure it's frowned upon now but when I was a kid this is from Jaden not so much a weapon of a story but I used to have to stand face first into the corner of a room with my back to everybody especially at the dinner table family, would keep chewing and I'd just be standing there. Anyway, I thought I'd try with one of my kids to refuse to eat their greens only last about ten seconds. We run into laughter at how stupid it looks. So now kids mock me when I try to punish . Every body that's pretty sure it's frowned upon these days, but when I was a kid, my dad used to put me in the bottom of a sleepy bag and tie knot on the top I would say that is frowned upon It's from Dinot. I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon these days. But when I was a kid, licking the plate was mandatory. Smoking in cars with the windows up and there was no such thing as a pushbike helmet. Only people on motorcross bikes would wear those before my time at my old lady said a boy got caught smoking at their school and their teacher kept feeding them cigarettes until he threw them . Pretty sure it's for m these days. But my stepmom made me eat a burger that I hated and I refused to eat it. I kept eating it until I threw up and then she made me eat the spue off the table . Oh my god. Pretty sure it's frowned upon these days but I used to use my uncle's jellygnite for a bit of fun . Pretty sure it's frowned upon these days but leaving your kids on the side of the road when they're being naughty on a road trip. Yeah, that doesn't happen to often these days. Have you got this one? Pretty sure this would be frowned upon these days. I was a runaway child. Mum always put me on one of those harness leash things you guys were talking about out of frustr ation. One day some random lady was looking down at my mum for what I was wearing, the leash and she got sick of all these accusational looks and she just goes here, you have it for a day and see if he can get my close . Gave away and kid at the mall. Did you used to have a king seat ? So when you were a kid driving like that, you could choose where the king seat was . So for me we, had this datson Ute and they had these little sideways sideways seats in the mind the driver and passenger seat but there's one in the middle and you could sit on top of it basically holding onto the roof and so you'd sit like you'd literally poised to go straight through the windscreen if you had an accident because there's no way of putting a seatbelt on you. But if you're real good you got to choose how you got to drive home . Other people would sit on like the sit on the window sill, you know, on the on the sill of the door? Man. The fridge discipline I was chatting about earlier was when we were naughty we'd get put on top of the fridge because it's so high that we couldn't get down from it. Have time out the at top there not a bad idea. It worked for a while and then you figured we go into our plumbing bounce. Pretty sure it's frowned upon but when I was a kid man my brother used to make our own bow and arrows and then we'd stand around in a cir cle, fire an arrow straight up into the sky and wait for it to return back down and then we would disperse and try and avoid getting hit. Pretty sure it's frowned upon these days, but you'll never forget the whistle of a jug cord as it go through you . My gosh holy and this from Luke Price which is kind of tired. Oh yeah, pretty sure this is frowned upon, but you can't call yourself a kiwi unless you've eaten tucks. Tucks, dog, biscuits and triangles . Who used to get their mouth washed out with sunlight soap? No, ours was the bar and dad would dad would rub it like the Oh the yellow one Yeah , that was a bad one because it's like wax and it doesn't come off your teeth . Yeah people don't do that enough these days now I think of it as a parent sitting there and like I'd have mates that would just have to eat a block of soap, like eat a bar of soap. And their parents would just sit there staring at them like just dead pan. Like you haven't finished it, keep eating. They'd be crying and they're just eating a bar of soap while we were at their house for like dinner. Awkwardly eating your mate's eating a bar of soap I swear 'cause it's roast . Do you want to give that a geez? Check out the link in the show notes. What are you doing? Digging. How deep do you think it is? Pretty deep. It's a rock drive, deep dive. Feed a world cup on at the moment, plenty stories popping out of that. And I was like, why don't we try and get the best ones? id D aep de dive on the greatest and wildest stories from football throughout the years. You were away, but I went back to back Vinny Jones and Vardi in the Untold. Oh unbelievable way. Great watches. Just search untold on Netflix for those. So here's a couple of the wildest stories out of football. Just months before the nineteen sixty six World Cup in England, the solid gold trophy was stolen from a public exhibition and then everyone freaked out. The nation panicked and then, a mixeded bre border colleaged Pickles sniffed it out, was wrapped up in newspaper under a garden hedge and then instantly became a worldwide hero . Wow. Yeah crazy yeah. Also this is this is even crazier. So there was a bloke called George Graham Sunis. He was the South Hampton manager, the football manager. Got a phone call claiming to be the current FIFA World Cup player world player of the year recommending his cousin his cousin went by the name of Ala Dia anyway. So then sooner assigns this player called Dia subdime on a Premier League match and Diar was so shockingly bad that he looked like an amateur runner who had lost his way . And the cooler was actually De's friend and the entire thing was a massive hoax . So got him on into a Premier League game without even being a good footballer at all. There was another one. How is that? You wouldn't even like , all right, mate, turn up to training. We'll see if you got anything that's good. Hey, welcome to the team at your jersey. Don't worry about the warm up just straight on. Run straight on. There was another stunt that there was two rival clubs playing and it was a coordinated stunt and one of the teams had a shot at goal. And so the opposition fans decided to just as he went to kick, they decide to all whip out a goalie shirt and then the whole crowd wave their arms around and they all look exactly like the goalie Kado couldn't see where the Kadu the goalie was apparent ly worked. There was another one as well during World War one there was there was a football match scheduled to play. It was a cup match like a decent match. And anyway, the entire opposing team didn't turn up because they'd been drafted, but because there's like strict rules, the other team still needed to turn up and they blew the whistle and then the game was like they actually had to have a game. That was the game . Just turn it up, blow the whistle, then run off again. Yeah, crazy huh. I love the little the little nuances that you can figure out in sports . We had we had a kraken coach in our under fifteen scene that knew that if you had more than three players, I'm pretty sure it was three, maybe four players that got red carded then they'd forfeit the game. And we played a very, very revved up Wesley College and all of us were head gear and pushed their faces into the ground and all of them smacked us and they got sent off and we won the game in the first ten minutes . Just winning. Yeah, at all costs Rock Drive with Jane Dunk. I feel like I need this in my life right now. It's been a while since we've had Bogan Horoscopes and it wouldn't be Bogen Horoscopes without Benny Boy Shalash brothers, it has been a while since our last reading . That's because the lawsuits were the last one if I was settled, I'm allowed back on Mustang . Aquarius. Yes, that's me. And me and our fearless leader Leon is also Aquarius. To everyone. The moon is leaving your night sky and your partner's probably gonna leave not long after. Unlucky use. Looks like the wolf pack's getting back together me and Leon out on the town . You've been having career concerns and so you should under skilled and underpaid and understanding that maybe you should have paid attention at school instead of sniffing vivids behind the PE shed . Guilty It's not all terrible however . Mars is moving into the reach around sector with the red planet offering happy endings for the week to come. My Gemini's my Gemini. The new Gemini Supermoon waxes your gooch this week which will leave you feeling like you have an itch you just can't scratch . Mars is in Taurus. Just like that roster of blokes, we're in your ex . So Gemini, this is time for less communication and more pub hydration. To forget the fact that you are the fiftieth owner of a budget rental car . Well that is that is pretty much on the money . The agent of change Uranus hasn't entered the Gemini science since the nineteen forties and we all know how well that went. So keep your emotions in check and remember art school isn't for everyone and scorpios Where is he? Hey, we're all going to go there. Everyone's getting a reading today . Mercury is messing with your communication sector, which means your mouth is going to get you into deep trouble , unless you're using it to eat a midnight kebab or getting it stuck into something much more entertaining . Your work has been an absolute dog's something stuck in my throat . Work has been an absolute dog's breakfast late so certain . So the spirits are really riling me up today. Let me just rebalance my shuckers . Work has been an absolute dog's breakfast lately, so Saturn's ring piece reckons you're due for some aggressive me time . Chuck your phone straight into long grass, crack open a lukewarm chiny, and dedicate the evening to curating your own cream karaoke night. Stay positive, Scorpios . Your shark flower is vibrating at one hundred ten percent capacity right now. Keep your crystals charged, your expectations low, and your protection handy . Shilash Macar on Shash for all of us. Still figuring out where the line is I understand . If he was a tie rope walker, he would have fell to his dead. Cheers to that, rock drive. Yes afternoon at the aftermatch at the pub I was chatting to a lovely lady by the name of Lana and she goes Have I got this? I sent one of your videos to my mother and she goes Those guys are great. I'm going to have to start listening she. So religious ly listens to this radio show every afternoon and we'll turn it on at three and quite often have a pino gray. Awesome. Park up. Love her favorite band ACD C. Awesome. She's eighty eight. eighty eight. eighty eight. Do we know this young lady's name? Shirley? She lives in Shirley in Christchurch. What a match made in heaven. Shirley from Shirley with a pinot gray in hand at eighty eight . She has got an Uber drive that picks her up every Saturday afternoon to take her out drinking with the girls as well. Ah, that is a living Shirley is a dog. Is there like that is that he ? Is there anybody currently listening now or that listens on the reg that is that can take Shirley from the top spot . Maybe we actually have a leaderboard . Is there someone like in a rest home right now listening? I mean and they have to be conscious of the fact that they are listening to us, not being forced to listen to us by somebody that works in an audio waterboarder. Yeah . It's so eerie . I don't even think there's much noise. I don't even think this could get any worse and now I can't reach the radio . Texas three , two, zero, even better to Texas with their number, we'll call them. Yeah. Maybe next week of the show later in the show today, but I was like, she eighty eight is going to be pretty hard to top. She's no longer with us, but beat Westy Lee's Omar used to be listening to the rock at the age of ninety. Would you see Lee, would she just listen to your show or listen to just listen to it in general? Now she'd only listen to my show because she was old , all of her visitors would come over in between midday and three thirty four o'clock, you know, so she'd come over and she'd have the radio down quiet on the rock ninety three AM in the Waikato and then when my voice brakes would come on she',d turn it up. And then because they're quite short voice brakes, she'd turn it down again. I said, yeah, Lee , you need to talk longer. And I was like, That's not what my boss reckons me. Yeah. That's how you give yourself a pay rise in radio, talk less. That has never been said to any radio announcer, talk longer . It's not a word that comes out of a station director's mouth. Now we've actually we've actually gone over time now so probably gonna have to wrap this up. Good call. I wasn't this lovely Rock Dveri with Jay and Dunk. Friday funny. I said Aaron Chen, one of the great comedians out of Australia, very, very funny. About to make drowning funny too, apparently. I was at the beach one time with a friend Ra. She introduced me to a couple of her friends who I'd never met before and we all swam out into the middle of this body of water like quite deep in . We're allad tingre water in a c ircle . You guys ever seen that? But I found myself exhausting at a much faster rate than everyone else . I found that at one point I was about thirty seconds away from drowning . But as this was happening, one of the girls I just met she was telling me a story about her work. It's one of the most boring stories I've ever heard . The problem with the story was that there was no gap so I could explain my situation Tell her that I was drowning a little bit . So eventually I just went under . The whole time I was under, I thought to myself, I can't believe that's the last story I'll ever hear We may be that for some people . Yeah , yeah. Ask my therapist if I got autism. And she gave me quite a vague response . She said, Would it help you to know? Which sounds like a soft yes So I said to her, did it help Harry to know that he was a wizard? You know, like this is a major discovery, but we ran out of time that session. She never got to tell me if I had it or not. Because I was explaining to her the plot of the half blood prince. Next session we get back together right and she's like, look, if you're serious about finding out whether you got it or not, then you got to do these autism diagnostic tests, right? And these are heavy duty tests. These are hardcore tests. Normally I don't mind tests. I come from an examination culture . We like the stuff, you know, it's a very honest system. It's pass or fail . But these tests , they're more high stakes because either you fail or you got autism. Like but I take these tests home. There's twenty tests. It takes me two nights to do unbelievable. s Nesseionxt, I go back to her, I'm like, What are the results? And she's like, I'm so sorry better. The results are inconclusive. She's like, just bas off the test results alone. I can't officially diagnose you. But based on hangout with you I think you got it. And that pissed me off, right? Because I don't think that's how you're supposed to say it. I actually think that's rude. And that's not official, you know? I can't take that to the judge for what I did, but so good here this year and mate if you've never been to a big comedy gig , just treat yourself laughing that hard with a group Yeah with a massive group of strangers is just one of the best things that you can do for your soul. It charges you up. It's wicked. Yeah, nice work Aaron, we bloody love you mate. Ooh. All the best bits from the Rock Drive with Jay and Dunk. You beauty. Listen live on our rapper over three to seven PM New Zealand time Monday to Friday. Give me the . If you know somebody that's about to head off to high school, this is information that they could absolutely do with hearing and I would like to formally welcome everybody into the Ben Walker Guide to High School Excellency class. It's about three minutes it'll change the course of your career. School is in session. Yes, good afternoon class, be silent, please Mr. Re couldvere w youait in the principal's office Outside Outside please. We were having a bit of lunch earlier doing a bit of planning for the radio show and then Benny Boy whips out his theory on what subjects you should take in high school and order to have the A the easiest run and B get the best grades. This is off the back of both myself and Dunk revisiting sixth form twice . Yeah . Sixth form and then we're like that was so much fun. I'm going to go again. This isn't going to be the strategy for everyone, but it definitely worked for me. My theory behind it is choose subjects where there isn't a fixed correct answer. So this is a percentage based answer. So as in like you got fifty percent of your maths questions right and fifty percent wrong, so therefore you've got fifty percent. Well, not necessarily. Maths, science, all of that very established. There is a right answer and there's a wrong answer. Yes. What I did , take the creative courses . Exactly . I did . I did dance . I did dance in sixth form and seventh form because you know what? They can't fail you for being gummy and not good at dance. Provided you ticked all the box. Why did you do that movement? Why have you done this? Provided you can basically bullshit your way through, you can get marks in that, right? So what were your subjects that you drama? Yeah. Dance, photography, graphic design , music and English. English was alright for me because I could write and I could like, you know , put Bollics. But all of these things are interpretive, right? They can't tell you that you're a bad artist. And I'm sure there's been many very famous artists way back in the day that did terribly under criticism, but then later in life , oh it was actually groundbreaking, it was revolutionary. So if you're needing to up your GPA, when you get to that point where you can choose your classes , go for the ones with no right answers. Yeah. So good. It's a straightforward my job. Straight forward way out getting yourself into neurosurgery. Yeah. Control what you want to do . You're not gonna get into law school if you take the classes that I did. So if you want to get paid shit but have an easy run at high school, yeah use the biddy boys . If you still want to be living with your mom at thirty eight like I am, then you can This is the roadmap for her to drive you along. It's way funnier when it's true. Yeah . Mm , I'm drooling. Are you Kevin? Rock drive with Jane Dunk. Rocker Jane Dunk this is the wildest story that you will hear all day for year now just got on with the day. Have a got this Adam Lynn Fourth. I was chasing down an opponent during a game of footy and went for the tackle, came up short, landed on the back of his heel with my face after a few minutes on the sideline I finished out the game. Once we were home, I was asking Mum if she thought I'd get a black eye from the incident. She goes, Oh I don',t think so it's any small red mark. So I jumped into the shower, washed it down and blew my nose like I always do in a steamy shower . Turns out I'd fractured the bone between my sinus and my eye socket and as I blew my nose it pumped my face up like a balloon and popped my eyeball out of its socket . I ran naked straight out of the shower into the kitchen holding my eyeball where my sister and her friends were sitting . When my mum saw what happened, she grabs the back of my head with one hand and then shoves the eyeball back in with the other . Oh what? My goodness Just get on with it . Imagine blowers out of the skid . It's gonna take a bit. Light of you that would want to pull, you the know, eyeballs out of the head and on the piece of string and look around the back. Yeah, just look around some corners. My wife did the exact same thing, broke the broke the bone in between her nose and her eye, doing a forward flip off the roof of our house into a pool and blew herself up like a fancy goldfish as well This one here I see your missing eyeball and I raised you this okay a shark bit my fingers off Whoa used to run tours and animal encounters at the zoo one afternoon and it was feeding the blind leopard shark who mistook my fingers for squid tentacles. It was mid tour with some really nice folks so I finished the feed and completed the rest of the ninety minute tour with my lacerated hand and fingers bleeding out in my pocket straight to the ER afterwards to save the fingies and no one was any the wiser . They put their fingers in their pocket without the hand . I think I think we're done. Yeah, there's two absolute rippers. Just gonna just go on full noise no breaks rock drive. If you listened just after three every afternoon, you would have heard us talk about the heartland chips that we've got to give away a year supply of these bad boys which is going to be a great delivery for someone to just have stashed to the house. Imagine that it's just on tap chips Somebody who had the first big delivery turn up I think over the weekend or just last weekend. Oh, it was on Wednesday. Just in time for origin, that's right. Oh yeah, I remember seeing things come through . So best of luck if you're in the drawer. What time is it? Smoker chairs to Heartland Chips when you can't hop on a plane to Asia, the next best thing might just be opening a bag of heartland chips street eats, Asian style . It really is. Hello Graham speaking. Is this the giant travelli otherwise known as GT otherw,ise known as Graham Thompson . It's me. Mate, it's Jane Dun from the Rock Drive. How are you? Good, mate, how are you? You're not too shabby. You sound like you're flying a small fixed wing aircraft at the moment. Yeah, what's up with that? What are you doing? Taking the daughter to swimming. Okay . Hello, Lady. How are you? What's your daughter's name? Laney . Laney. Laney, do you like chips? Well, your dad's just one a year's supply of heartland chips for you. How cool is that? You little lady The best Well known, we'll get them out to your ACEP, right? Beautiful. Thanks God. Awesome. Have a fantastic weekend team. Oh my you are tip top. You had a great day there, Laney, you're a lucky little less. Hi Remember to stand inside the lanies at swimming . Night once . Lovely. Lovely. All right, mate. Have a cranky weekend . Dennif up thanks guys. I'd hope you had to check it through the penny boy . Couldn't help myself, I was like, Should I? I shouldn't. It's obviously time for a dad joke and he picked it up and ran with it as well. I think he was there for it like a little bit at least and massive thanks to Heartland chips. New street, Asian style, Teriyaki chicken, Thigh green curry out now. Guggan Mahom, my favorite would be the Thai green curry. Yeah, it's good. Has anybody can somebody do this over the weekend go and buy themselves a pack of the Thai Green Curry Heartland chips and then get a tie green curry and then put the tigrene curry over your rice and then crunch a handful of chips the over the top of it. I love like food inception . Yeah, just and sprinkle some tie green curry powder on it. Why not? Just get some caffeir lime leaves and just julienne them. Oh, sounds f eral. I love it. Rock drive with Jane Dunk. News out of the UK today. Don't if you caught this, scientists have discovered another stone henge buried just four kilometers away from the famous monument . The newly discovered one was predates the most famous one by five hundred years. So it's like five thousand years old. There's some I was watching something on this on NatGeo and there's basically a bunch of celestial lined up similar setups that the Druids used with Stonehenge and others that made up some big giant triangle and like a walkway in which they would travel. So this one had a wooden is a wood instruction. I've basically found the post holes. The woods are obviously gone now . And the two poles aligned perfectly with the summer and winter solstice. Yes . And yeah, so five hundred befores. I reckon this was like the aye, yep, that kind of works and then they built the bigger one. That was the prototype. Oremy Clarkson's Clarkson's farm. Watch the first two episode on the plane. It's pretty great, isn't it? They have he in his farm has got a medieval fort. Yeah, it's got all the it's got the it's like a rectangular just mounds of dirt really round the outside. And isn't it crazy to think that that once housed a population . It was like a small township. Oh , speaking of, it's not quite the same, but you know, it looks like it's set in the old days. House of Dragons New Seeds apparently next week or the week after. Is this the whole new HBO Max chickens? Yeah, probably Max HEO Max Chickens. Benny Boy, you've been to Stonehenge . Recommend going? Nah, two out of ten. Two out of ten. It's not a lot there, right? You turn it? It's real small too, like you rock up. There's loads of other people there . It's right next to a motorway and it's just a bunch of mossy rocks that aren't as big as they look on the tin. how big are the rocks? Well, bigger than me, but you know , what? Touple meters. Two meters Could I lift them Of course? I could make I've been all stone henge all day. That's right. No muck around. I thought it would have been like four meters or something, you know, like actually something decent, but obviously not. Tell us what's next, fellas. One and a half beniese,f apparently. It's impressive to see a little bit of a deep dive on how those things got up there because they are bloody heavy . I reckon you would put the posts in and then put dirt all around them like to the top and then slide the top piece up over the dirt. My theory was is that they dig a hole deep enough to then tip the standing stones in it and then slide the one over the top and then dig the earth out around it and then create a basin . Then again, I mean I'm not a medieval druid . No , correct. You little beote! The Rock Drive podcast with Jay and Dunk. Please? Yes, chef. So good and tasty. Get in my belly I love the segment. It makes me feel very hungry , which is perfect time because I'm gonna be heading out for dinner with my lovely wife after this. This is Maddy Matheson. He likes to talk like this . Likes to yell and he's great. He's one of my favorites. He is awesome. And when I saw air fried steak, I was like, hm , he's finally at the cheese slide off his cracker, but how they got this. I am gonna make something really good today . First thing we're gonna do is season our steak . But I think in my mind that there's science probably to a room temperature steak actually cooking better in the air fryer. Let's see if I can figure it out. I'm just doing the highest I can go. Okay, I'm just dumping it in. Okay, so that's going. I'm gonna cook my bacon 'cause we want bacon. I think I might do a little thing with just our red onion. I think I'm gonna dice it up. We got a little lemon juice. Oh, yeah, get the seeds in there. I love the seeds. A little salt and just a little sugars. You know, we're just gonna do a quick little, hey, how you doing with this? We're gonna cut these. We're just gonna have them. I hated a Brussels sprouts growing up, didn't you hrateus Bssprouts? Need to olive o il fry our breadcrumbs. You need to get this nice and warm. We got some garlic powder, a little bit of cayenne, a little , that's a lot of cayenne. A little more garlic powder. A little white pepper goes a long way. A little paprika, and then we're gonna do a little salt, a little bit of pat. Oh yeah, here we go. I like to use panko. Panko makes the best breadcrumbs and we're just gonna throw them in there, take 'em out, and then we're gonna season them like popcorn. Just fry this. I got a bunch of it on the heater so it's smoking us out a little bit. Gonna need a strainer. Watch this . Don't burn. I'm coming back. Golden brown breadcrumbs. Already making a mess, aren't I? Take our seasoning and toss them into our breadcrumbs. This is just like potato ch ops. And now we have super flavorful. Ah , steaks done . Dude, perfect. Look, dinner's ready right now. Dude, you kidding me? Now take all of our Brussels sprouts. Look, throw those in there . Boom, same thing. We got our bacon . That's the last thing I have to do. Look, we're already done guys. We will assemble in this bowl so then you will be able to see inside of it. The Brussels sprouts, three , two , one . You kidd me right now? Oh leaf Roni. Oh, we got some beef fat in there too. We're gonna take a little bit of this bacon fat. Boom, boom, boom, boom. We're gonna take a little bit of our vinegar. We're gonna take a little bit of our bread crum . Toss those flavors in there. We're gonna take our parsley. Now we're gonna take salad onions. We're building this up. My pepper pepper Caesar. So he's bicycling what he's got. Building a salad. It takes time. And it's just like, I just can make good salads. Just put the bacon around. This is going on menus. Magazines at the front of the grocery store are gonna be screaming this. Holy shit . It looks amazing. If you want to see the video on how to make it, text Belly B E L LY to three . He does an incredible cookbook called Soup Salads and Sandwiches. Guess what's in it? Every single one of them is awesome . So I like the fact that the air fryer steak didn't make a big deal about it. Like it's almost like the it didn't even just goes bang into an air fryer. I did one the other day. I had a whole scotch and I cut it probably what was it maybe inch and a half? Yeah and I jammed it in two hundred and twenty and I put it in straight out of the fridge for like twelve minutes and it was perfect Yeah the boys Rock drive with Jane Duncan. Let's get to first gonna go to the tick boomer dead. That's a teacher too. He's a technology teacher. But he's a boomer that thinks he's kept up with technology, but it doesn't matter how relevant you try to stay. You still hit your generation's technological barrier, right? I witness the exact moment it happened to my dad. I was up on the sunshine coast. He's like, Mate, you and me were going to see gladiator two. Your doesn't want to see it. It's too violent. Look at me. I've downloaded the app on the phone. I'm a cine buzz member. I look at that. Look at that. Look how many points I've got. I'll email you your tickets. I won't email. I'll air drop 'em to you, Ben. If you've got air drop, I'm like, yeah, good air drop that. He's like, Are you Ben's iPhone? I'm like, It's me you in the house. Kid what are you getting champion? You get it, old man's good. Yeah, good. Then we get to the cinema, he's like, Mate, you gotta turn the brightness up. Make sure you turn the brightness up before we scan these things, right? Then I watched my dad scan his mobile ticket under a hand sanitizer Sway up . It was the best thing I've ever seen . Because there was no spray left so that blue light came on it just made that . You know that noise So he just thought it was broken. He's like, What the bloody hell's going on here like that? And he was looking at me. I was like, I don't know, call the manager over. A fifteen year old kid had to come over and go service so I can hands on . Oh my god. Pretty sure it's yeah pretty sure it's frowned upon now but when I was a kid being served the same food for two days because you refused to eat dinner so that became breakfast, then lunch then, dinner again . The boomerang food eh? The amount of times my kids are like , and it's hard to argue with them. They go . Oh, I'm done. I was like, It's kitchen closing, then yeah, kitchen's closed and I'm full now later after dinner or whatever they'll be like, I'm hungry and I'm like, well, we got plenty more of that food. No, my taste buds are sick of that. I've had enough of that. Well, if you're hungry, yeah, this isn't burger king. You don't have it your way. You have it it how is delivered to you. Yeah, have it the way dad says, thanks. Pretty sure it's frowned upon these days but we used to skid around on cow shit and afterbirth and boots and on a motorbike Jason from the far north. I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon these days but I've got the wood en hearth brush. Most people wouldn't even know what the hearth brush is. It's the one that would be around the fireplace that you'd sweep up the coals with that was always a bristle singed off bristles as well on that bad boy. I'm just going to play this as well because the wise are playing in Cryshirt Sunday four o'clock at the new stadium sold out going to be another amazing wise game regardless of what happens but obviously up the wise smells like a ring Oh I think there's an absolute deep history of rugby league in Christian and Canterbury one hundred and twelve years. Canterbury rugby league has been here for it's deeply rooted in the city . My whole life rugby leagues are my DNA as simple as that . Crisius is a rugby league proud town and there's more interest here in rugby league than you would ever imagine. And that shows that every time we have a major rugby league game here, no matter where it is, it gets sold out . Yeah, it is. And they're wearing that jersey. A lot of a lot of people picked up the jersey that Louis Brown designed the one with a big red vener, the white long sleeve on. So sad Talis wearing one at an event in Christ, she's already down there now. What? Yeah, and he looked at Tallis. Look at Talus. Look at Talis. Throw him. It looked incredible in it. It would make anybody look a hundred percent more pumpable, I reckon we're one of those. We'll pick some up on Monday. Work sixty percent of the time all the time. Oh, sounds feral. I love it. Rock drive with Jane Dun.can My one of my best mates Jiffy Boy's daughter, Paige was singing that to me at the pub yesterday. Awesome. She knows all the words. Stuck in the truck with dad. Big thanks to show sponsor Novis Cl if you support them, they're supporting greener tomorrow. So why not choose them, contact your local branch, get a triple crack in your windscreen. They need your window wipers. I'll leave even install them for your premium window wipers. They're just they're just great humans. Something about over the weekend as well. If you haven't got your Rock two thousand tickets, those things aren't going to last forever. It will sell out. We've got the Bondocks Devil Skin Villainy and the Living In Plane after the Rock two thousand countdown, twenty fifth of September Spark Arena . All cheers to Jim Bean, the live show, New Zealand's number one Bourbon best enjoyed together. Just text two thousand to three zero if you want to get them all the information where you can grab your tickets there nice and easyy. That's hand. Plans for the weekend. Dunkhan, you're normally running around with your high rev and kevins still all sorts of sports. Yes. Tour of them aren't playing which is this weekend, which is devastating. My favorite part of the week watching the boys play ed for the high hits last weekend. Yeah, which is difficult to do in Ripper rugby. Yeah, they managed up against the judiciary. They're quite hard this part of the season. Now a couple of them one had a night game tonight it was class with a disco at the school yeah which is going to be a tough pill to swallow for the rest of his teammates there's fifteen tries down the googler another one of them's got to buy and then we'll still be there for the youngest. He's playing and so that'll be tomorrow morning. Good mate Ben Wadow's birthday party tomorrow afternoon is his birthday today so have a birthday mate and then Sunday the only real thing I want to do Sunday is some IKEA flat packed and put together a bit of toy storage . Which would be a little bit quicker than the five and a half hours it took me to a bloody bunk bed the other weekend ington lock up your pets so I'm coming for one night only I cannot wait. Did you end up booking accommodation? Absolutely not. Fly in, get the job done, fly out. No mucking around here, like an absolute partying mercenary. I will up the Wars Up the chiefs . Also the All White's playing on Monday at one o'clock in the next game. I believe they're playing Egypt and then yeah, best of luck for your super rugby side if they're in the final. I'm saying up the chiefs as well Chiefs money . Benny boy joins you after seven tonight with your chance to win a flyway to the Motor Cross in Auckland later in the year the Super Cross in fact have a great weekend here in New Zealand for Maria Heru . Rover , music, radio, podcasts