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This is a podcast from River . Choose to write a skinet cheer successfully . Jay and Dung, don't drop . Welcome in. Smoother than a gravy sandwich you are, Mr. Re b I'm Western Lee Dunk not here today. He is in Ot ahi Christ church for the funeral of a friend's good friend's mother. Yeah, Conolis is the chief of the team down there as well. I know that they'll be giving a very very, well and true proper send off for an incredible lady, the mother of a bunch of southern degenerates. I know plenty of those mothers. Your born and call to go and see Metallica alive night one the sphere in Las Vegas going before six PM tonight early, early for the punt, but one of the team got caught stealing. We're placing bets through three zero. Who do you reckon it was big we self or Benny? Bit in bit in walker looks guilty. I wasn't gonna say anything . I'm glad you did. It would be absolutely illegal speaking of not to wallow in the greatness that, is state of origin. So we're going to head there next for smoker. Oh, what a game. Absolute scream. I'm not going to lie going into the sheds in the second half. I thought this is going to be a defensive slog from the Queensland . They're going to have to really dig in deep and muscle their way Turns out they didn't have to because New South Wales were just shit. Earth fell Rock Drive with Jay and Dunk. What time is it? Smoker. Cheers to Heartland ships when you can't hop on a plane to Asia, the next best thing might just be opening a bag of heartland chips street eats, Asian style. That's right, proudly made right here in Altero, New Zealand Heartland, kiwi made street food inspired from Heartland Chips Farm to you got a text yesterday before we rip into Smoke here from one of our Heartland Chip winners. Yes said that the first lot of his year's supply of heartland chips had shown up just in time for origin in which he had invited a plethora of his friends over to enjoy and indulge in the game and those Heartland covered the snacks for origin for him. Well, here was me thinking in my mind because this is how my mind works. I thought Charlotte and the team at Heartland Chips just, gonna we' dreump a container on your lawn. But obviously you can't get through that many. So they want to trench them out and keep them as fresh as possible and one of those para rubber swimming pools full of onion dip. Yep. It's exactly what I thought was happening but I have been informed since that is not the case . Last night Origin Game two MCG saw ninety one thousand seven hundred six andty one fans packing into the MC MCG, making it one of the biggest state of origin crowds ever. I love it. Gave up on that voice. Yeah I've been told it's punishing. No, I love it. In Queensland poured on thirty six points in the second half . Six second half tries to almost turn the table. And I said on the show yesterday, I was like, that's what happened in Origin One is not going to happen in Origin two , but to a certain extent it did yeah and reverse send off the same kind of ilk Callum Ponger got a little bit of a little bit of piece of his own well someone oh Katoni Stagg is shoulder but still he got the treatment from Katoni Staggs and then Katoni Staggs got the t'reatment from Big Lindsay Collins, which I love to see. Now can I just does Lindsey Collins wear two mouthguards? If one at the top and one at the bottom, either that or he has got some phosphorously white teeth on the bottom. Yeah, he runs a he think he might run a double and just because he bites down when he goes into college goes for it, are you? He is he just looks like he's been farmed up in a nuclear area and I love it. I mean, that's what makes Origin such a great game and last night was the spectacle which we wanted the highlights if you missed it . Greet went to New South Wales now in a drop by Flester. The one that enhances picked it up around the corner of the boat stage with a cry . Bounce to clear he rolls it through, ball bounces back six miles hackers . Markie marks for the cry as an Easthouse Royal Star Mark for one of the Arsi Muncher, one handed pass , he somehow got incredible try and absolute power that of the player passed now on my gas and challenge clubat by K puts the ball down locked up for origin two Queensland there could strike a next defining blood coming the second season . Walker will wait a monster . He's trying to pick up wine one hundred Hello back to this go floating pass ing stars is below to ask you looks for sunlight He's got an origin . Now come over down the wind he gets to Queensland Salison here and over Queensland with their shoulders to the wheel fine will crash over and put it down on the sticks that come in to take so far for the side up I was listening to the commentary during the game and at half time the commentary team were talking about how it was anyone's game. Yeah. I think Cameron Smith said I don't know mate. Queensland always seemed to find a way . But when it matters, Queensland always seemed to find a way to get the job done . And who doesn't love a decider? Yeah. This one makes it awesome. The fact that it's a decider at Suncorp. So this morning I jumped on I was on booking tickets, I'm gone. That's me, I'm done. See you later. I'm out of here . And then I realized that I could put that money into having a massive party here. Yes. So I think that's what I'll do . Congratulations to all of those supporters of Queensland as well. It just supporters of rugby league and the state of origin in general. It sets up for absolute blockbuster. Yeah, I love it. How fizzed do you for next year game two Eden Park? Oh, Mate, that's gonna be a monster. But this week we've got Queensland win. I'm hoping chiefs on Saturday night and then the Wars and Christ Sunday. That'll be the trifector for me. I may go missing for two weeks. That is one big pile of shit. Walk drive . I was just watching an Instagram clip of it looked like South America. I may be casting aspersions here. That a JCB , one of those sort of fork extending tractors. Yes, I've got familiar with the JCB. I don't know what it stands for. And then what does it stand for? Junior Culling there it is . Okay, I was interested in someone . Yeah. JCB, what does it mean? three, five, two, two ? Basically they were just smashing ATMs out of the walls and it was taken them four minutes to pop. That was probably Ranawi, not South America. I've seen that I.'ve been unfamiliar with that method. So the question was asked. The JC Lee method of one of the team one of the team got busted steering. Now this text I think sums it up. Okay , once again, this is you know us well. You are part of the show. It's almost like a family and you always knew when something went missing in your family and your household you knew exactly who did it by some of the clues that were left behind . Definitely Benny, Lee's too honest and Jay wouldn't get caught. Benny, you've been stealing ? Not today . All right . And obviously I'm not getting caught so that leaves Westy League. It was me, it was me disgusting behavior. Disgusting abhorrent behavior. What's sort of a mucky mongrel, low life dirt bag sc oundrel activity were you doing? Look, if it makes you feel any better, I was I was stealing from a child. Ah, well you should have said that in the beginning it was completely sweet. I got a video from my friend Owen the other day and I didn't see it 'cause I was unpacking after moving into the new place . Is this the same Owen that's basically the mastermind behind every stage that we have the rock two thousand? Correct Correct. Yeah. Yeah, legend. I call him Owin' 'cause he's British and all he does is winge. Okay. Honestly, he's a he's a moni pony that man. Seriously, but he sent me he said he's got a British accent though so he's instantly cool. He sent me this message Morema , so I'm breakfast with my younger daughter this morning and she tells me that you stole all of her grapes from her lunchbox. It's been a topic of conversation this morning . A deep topic of conversation . You have your card has been marked just FYI. Just warning you . Of course it's food related as well what a legend. So did you actually nick food? You stole food from a baby? Let me just say this about that. Yes . What I did do is so , her mum Melissa dropped her off. This is my goddaughter Georgia. Yeah, Mum dropped her off and she said, I've packed lunch for her and it was happy days and I was like, okay, cool. So Georgia tells me that the grapes that she has are cotton candy flavored. And I was like, Man, kids say all sorts of crap. There's no way that these grapes taste like cotton candy. And I said, well, may I have one? And she said , Yeah, of course. And she gave me one. And holy hell, these grapes, the green, seedless cotton candy grapes, were out of this world. Did they make them here in New Zealand? Well, I ate them in New Zealand. Yeah. So I got into them . And then she said to me after I had two. She said, Don't eat the moral, Uncle Lee. And I was like, You just saying that because I'm fat? And then I taught her a lesson and I ate the morph, Benny Boy, boom. Oh, there's a cool trick you can do with grapes. If you cut a grape in half and put it on the microwave, it'll start arcing sparks from one half of the grape to the other. What kinds of things do you know, Mate? There's also some other microwave tricks, but I'm not going to tell them right now on the radio because they create like deadly gases but light bulbs light bulbs will turn on in the microwave . Okay so this thing need to be tested at other people's houses while we're on it,re Gen Caroll is a company out of Hawkes Bay and they do budu, I think it's how you say it. And they are Japanese table grapes and these things will blow your gosh damn mind. If you are lucky enough to be in H theawk Bayes, you can get them to Ha thewks Bay Farmers Market. They're Japanese table rates. They if you ever get the chance get them they are delicious. The Japanese are just much better at everything than everyone . But yeah, so I got caught stealing from my goddaughter and I'm not going to health for that. So Georgia, I apolog . If I go to hell for anything, it'll be video piracy. No won't, it won't. It's won . We're doing so well . No , we weren't. No, this is why we need dunk. Enjoying this podcast? Get more of the boys on their other podcast not for radio, uncensored yarns, naughty, and laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcast. Just gonna bring in our producer extraordinary bean jamine. Is that you on that? Mike? Just check it out. Just check it . Check it out my check. So this is off the back of today. We head along to Berger Fuel to get the devil's skins and also the Maltalica burger, which we can all test for would you like slaps? Yeah, would you in terms of one of my favorite burgers that they've put out and that's that's Wildheart was it before that before this one? . So this is delicious. The devil skins themselves are a feat of engineering. Genius, absolutely glorious. The burger for me, the best thing about it, it was it was incredibly nostalgic for me because a staple in our fud growdying up was a cottage p ie. Yeah. And the best part for me of a cottage pie, what I'd always do is I'd take a corner piece where all the stuff underneath bubbles up around the side. You get that cheese melted on top just right and if you do it right, you can peel the top of the cheese and potato off like the skin of a custard and then you chuck some meat inside and you eat it like a little We Shepherd's pie taco. Yeah man I'm still a fatty but this was yeah an unbelievable burger devil skin and burger fuel well bloody done. And we're walking in myself and been walking in today and there's chicken seasoning. Yeah, hang on, I just want to do this because this falls under this category . If I crush land in jungle, will I be able to eat my own shoes? Will there ever be a boy born who can swim fast in the shark? This might be a stupid question. There's no such thing as a stupid question . So the question that Binn posed after I said they've got chicken salt on the skins . What was the question that you asked off the beginning? I've been pondering this. It was good that we had this today to experience. I've been wondering this for a while. Why did we stop at chicken salt , right? There's chicken salt, one of the greatest salts there is. Yeah, and that's elite. So versatile. The only answer to do you want chicken salt is yes. How much? Where's the lamb salt at? Is there that is what it is? Is there a lamb salt? Is there a pork salt? And where would you differentiate that between like an oxocube of stock? Is an oxocube essentially beef salt . Is a chicken salt , a chicken oxoc ube mixed with salt then sprinkled on food? Would you roll a kina salt? No , that's where I draw the line . Fish salt. Fish salt would be alright. Fish salt would be interesting. You can imagine if it's been in your cupboard for too long, it might be a bit nasty. But it's like a bacon salt. Here's the thing. How much chicken do you think's really in chicken salt . I tipped once I tipped a well known brand of two minute noodle sachet on chips once to see if it would be the same as chicken salt. It's not. You used to just eat it raw though, you know, you go to school with your bag or two minutes noodles, crush them all up, pour it in and just eat them and then wash it down with a lick full of raw out of your head they're like orange center in the heart so yeah put chicken salt. Caucasian seasoning is the best. Great, great, great call Morgan. Not that we're after, though, I thought . Is anybody there is such a massive barbecue community that listens to the show on the station ? There must be something. Have the four sauceman done something . Has Kaliz done something? Bamboo salt, have you ever heard that? It's like a South Korean thing where they get salt, they get like rock salt, put it inside bamboo and then roast it slowly and then it sort of absorbs some of the flavor of the bamboo and then they use it to season things. So what does bamboo taste like? Salt . I just want to just oh there it is b,ac sonalt , pepper meat Adam Mount Monganoo. Pepper meat is a bargie grazing . Amazing stuff. Yeah, I just want to just go around. I'm going to gather them up, I'll find a whole bunch of these different powdered goods and you can try them tomorrow. Should we yeah, we'll bring in the fry and we'll get a whole bunch of we'll get a whole bunch of chips done and then we'll just sprinkle them across the top and see if we can make one. Okay coming up with the fe llows . Well, thank you for that question because that is gonna ruin my life. How is it like at forty three I've never asked it? Yeah . It's 'cause you're not as fat as me. I'm fat too . I'm a triple figure header. My skin and bones . All right, coming up for you after four mind s What is fish sauce made out of fish? But you know this is getting us nowhere. But I like that I like that we're asking the question celery salt get out of here. But why celery? How do you make celery ? Celery salt cells . I know it is a thing, but why would you why would you make celery salt and not make pork salt? Yeah, that's true. Whoever's making celery salt, take a good hard look in the mirror , go buy some pig. All right, mind benders after the break here on the rock, we're getting nowhere and I bloody love it. Robve Dri with J ane Tung. At AJ Bell, we believe every customer deserves brilliant service, which is just one reason we're rated excellent on trust pilot. And we all trust pilots, with their smooth, captainy voices that make you feel like you'd let them land anywhere they like. Sorry, where was I? Right. AJ Bell rated excellent by sexy pilots. I mean trust pilot I'm a flight risk . AJ Bell, feel good investing. The value of your investments can go up or down. Super grand . I love a super grand story. So this is this came out last night. I cau upght with some friends and they were regaling a tale of ninety year old grandmother who is still operating a Hallibuta. So she's got a competitive majong league that she's in a little slowdown and doesn't mind ripping into a couple of early gins. She's big on a ten o'clock gin . So much so she was nickel and diming her granddaughter who's just heading off to celebrate her twenty first about not RSVPing for her ninetieth birthday because she just wants to firm up some numbers to consolidate the drinks. And so she's asking as you do when you're having a party, she's organizing her own ninetieth. She's like, we're running probably between twelve and fourteen drinks per person is what she's averaging. But as a wedding celebrant, you know that is wildly overcatering. Here's yeah, yeah, here's what I say to anyone who's planning a big event like that . Think about the number of people that are coming and think about the number of boxes that you want to buy , then double it and then you should be safe. Yeah . Okay . So they found her at one party in particular that they were accounting. They're like, You've got to come and get your grandmother. She's in the bath. What do you mean she's in the bath? Well, your grandmother's in the bath and she can't get out. So they rolled in there and the bath was being used as a slurry for all of the drinks to be held in this big ice slurry. So this old duck was parked up in an ice bath and she was like, I'll drink my way out of here if I have to just give me a straw. That's wicked. One of the other ones was when she wasn't ninety ninety but she was in her seventies . There was a kid that she went to school with and they remained friends the entire time their family friends remained friends and lived in the same area, grew up in the same area of sort of semi south Auckland . And he tackled her at school one time when they were playing Ball Rush and she said I'm going to get you back one day . I'm going to get you back one day and she chose his seventieth birthday when she was seventy to just steam in and put a full bell ringing hit on him so bad sent the blog to hospital. Waited that long , waited that long, sat on it for like fifty five years and then was like, now's the time. That's the time to share . I love I love a slow burn revenge. Ah, mate, she absolutely laid it out. I've got one coming just very brief. I've got one coming to my friend Owen who I talked about earlier on New Year's Eve last year he stole my phone and put a post up on my social media saying that after X amount of years at the Rock, I'm pumped to be stepping into my new role on the MyFM Breakfast show . And so I was like, Oh my God, so I found out and went and saw him. I was like, Brian, I've got a phone call from Brad, the boss and he's like, really , what the hell man? It's a hell of a way to find out that this is happening. No one's talk to me about anything. What the F, what the H mm? So he felt a bit bad and then I told him it didn't happen, but I was like, Bro, I'm gonna get you. And this is going to be one of those six seventieth birthdays. Yeah, just grass cutting. I've at the knee. Lay on that one. There's another one I saw pop up. There's bloke so Gary, who's my mother in law's fella . He was like a national trampolining champion till very late into his sort of sixties seventies also very handy when it came to barefooting. And I saw a video of a guy who is just having his ninety third birthday and barefooting over in Canada . And so I sent him a message because he's in Canada at the moment. I was like, What's your excuse? And he goes, I got a hot little lady coming to visit me. I need to save all my energy . I was like, Oh checkmate well played and mister Bingham who if you're from Tadanaki, you'll know mister Bingham. He was one hundred and four years and he recently passed only just a couple of weeks ago and Anzac day this year he ran a footy ball out for a half time halftime footy match At one hundred and four years old . So we're looking for super grands . The blue rince brigade that is still absolutely hissing celebrating them text it through to three zero . Do you want to give that a geeze? Check out the link in the show notes. All right , so one of the features was Ron Bingham from Tatanaki, one hundred and four years old resting peace. Finally retired out of this office immortal coil but is late as Anzac this year he's running out of ball for a game of footy good what an absolute weapon like they just don't build him like that anymore . And another person's grandmother who's celebrating her ninetieth birthday and once said that she had drink away out of the ice bath which held all of the tins that were in it put a hit on a bloke at his seventieth birthday after holding that grudge for the best part of fifty five years. Got honor got him so good that he went to hospital. Obviously when you're seventy and a bloke, you're just made out of odd fellows and you just crumble as soon as some of that yeah that's also at seventy you didn't you didn't fall over. You had a fall. Yeah , you know , it's not like now if I 've fallen Lee fell over at seventy you got to come and see Lee Y he had a fall. Am I at forty three am I having a fall or? Now you're falling over, man. You're calling over. What age do you start having a fall? Over sixty five, I reckon. Okay retirement. Once you ride the bus for free, you have or if you've had a double double knee replacem and a hip gone. Have a Have a go. Have a go this one here. Hey Falars, my eighty one year old Nana and Tipuki is out of control. We bought her a gaming console thinking it would help keep her brain sharp. She's now completely addicted to racing simulators. She stays up till two AM redlining virtual supercars around Mount Panorama and talking trash on the headsets to people she doesn't even know. Brilliant. Yesterday, she literally told me that my dri ving lacks aggression. Perfect. Thank you for your text mate. Auntie Joyce Mueller of New Plymouth turns one hundred two next week. That's one hell of an offer. Letter from the Queen. Brian Murray from Blenham, ninety five years young just got a Guinness World Record as the world's oldest competitive water skier. Have you come off a set of skis on the water? It's like hitting concrete no part of this physique makes you think that I would ever go water skiing? I'd be like Modo Modo, the big hippo from Madagascar just creeping out the water. That's my lane and I stay in and think very much . How's this Modo Modo? I like him big. That's me. How's this one? My great Auntie June turned eighty eight last week down here in Wanaka to celebrate. She didn't want tea and sconce, she booked a tandem skydive. The instructor said she was the calmest jumper that he's had all year . Yeah. Another one here for Mikey Mirl eighty five still holds a bar manager's license . She's a pull shark has won Queen of the Bay multiple times will quite easily whip up a feed for forty people, drives a tractor, chops her own kindling, still straps a spray and knapsack on her backpack after and goes after Scotch Thisles absolute legend. My grand now passed away at the age of ninety two. She jumped out of an aeroplane to skydive. We called her super grand as she has Scottish Heritage Cheers Lead. Like do you remember the Supergrand? Watch out Iceman, Spider Man, Superman, Batman, Robin Two. Great Square . And last one here, my old working boss was eighty seven years old. He's an absolute trooper. Every morning when I drove into his yard I'd see him playing tug of war with his two German shepherds. He then still rode a motorbike to work. ten hours a day of work was nothing for him. One time he was water blasting his roof standing on a pallet that was lifted in the air via a forklift, fell, broke through of his ribbits, back to work two days later . Sweet as right, I see you that and I ra the onlyised way to get rid of a flu from Karen's granddad. The only way to get rid of a flu at the age of eighty for my granddad is a couple shots of overproof rum and some green ginger Green ginger. That's me when I'm sick . Where do you get green gingerprice? You know what, mate? I couldn't tell you. Tears to that, Rock Drive. I've been binders Whoa . The blenders blowing my mind So this got sent to me from a mate. This is for your section Mind Mountain. Mind Melters, mind milters. If you want to mind mountain, you'll love this one. We do . We do. Shot Rick,, oh. Oh slickick, R the Roller. So they're just facts that sound absolutely made up, but one hundred percent true. So there's two levels to this. Take the fact for what it is. And we don't fact check on this show. Never. This is gospel . You hear it here . You know it's true . Averaged across all eight billion of us here on planet Earth, the typical human has roughly one testicle. Ti singular, uni, that is there my meaning . thirty six million Americans can't read above a third grade level . How many Americans are there? Which what would third grade be here? That would be year three year three or four? Well, they start a year later. So that would be seven . No, eight, eight . Oly knows myths. Okay one fifth . Oh my knows at one third. The drive show doesn't know how to count . Two, thirds eight Let's be honest, it's all of us honestly. Sticking, sticking with America . There are more public libraries than there are McDonald's in the US. So there are fourteen thousand McDonald's joints across the United States, and there are seventeen thousand public libraries . Isn't that a waste of time off previous facts? I know. Go to McDonald's. They got a whole bunch of picture books in there. Yeah , I know that we've done something like this before. One million seconds is eleven days. Yes. One billion seconds is thirty two years . That is that when I first heard that , that blew my mind. Yeah . That was how I was given like the relevance of a millionaire to a billionaire. Yeah. Yeah. But that is the madness. And then you go up to trillionaire level like old Elon . Yeah I heard an interesting fact the other day from Theo out there in the office . He's probably the smartest bloke in the building. He's got a very smart hairline so he must be smart. So he told me that if you have one dollar in your wallet , you are closest in money value to the second richest person on Earth , then the second richest person on earth is to Elon Musk . Dad's mask. Boy, Elon, hook us up, bro. Come on, Jeff, feed the bags, feed the bags. Okay , now this one seems entirely made up. Across the whole population, the average person has less than two arms . Pluto and Russia are almost exactly the same size . Ah, you know what? You know what? Something that blew my mind please is when New Zealand is overlaid over Europe , how many countries we go through ? Oh , it starts . So Cape Ryana is in like Belgium and then Stewart Island ends up down in Italy . And you think Europe is massive. I wasn't this lovely rock drive with Jane Dunk. It is breaking the habit from Lincoln National Park the rock . That's what we're doing, team. We are making a band bigger by the name and you have really come to the party in terms of this. This is this is going to go and go. Okay, so just keep yours coming through and I'll read the ones off the Sniper's Nightmare Facebook page. Okay, so the first one the suggestion from Katie Leo Girl. Let's make a band that bigger. I'll go first. Maroon eight, you go well played. Whatever. Well played. Carlos James has one in there. Titanium Maiden well played . Another one here, backstreet men . This one here, I just couldn't I didn't get it, took a while to land with me. Adriana Venti. That's good. That is good for the Starbucks as opposed to Grande, which is Starbucks size. Venti's the big one . This one here, a wrecked biscuit. Yo, yep. It's in there . All in B ieber Or instead of just as Biba Instead of van Halen, bus Halen Duran Duran, Duran nine met er nails. Oh, that's not bad yep . King instead of prince . Daddy boy . I've written a couple of my own heart tones She has passed past pasteen upgraded to prison. System of an up , system of nast . There's a great Davy Davy Young, she has as well on the post. This is great . Machine guns and roses, that then escalates to rocket launches and roses then goes all the way out to tanks and roses. That's pretty good . LMNOP, QRS TUV Five finger death slab. I don't know if that works. You want to make it bigger. If you want to keep these by all means just send them through the other one the they operate right where we are just in the pathetically stupid but just obliterating pumpkins well played Darcy. Yep, happy days. All right, takes them through three zero and we'll get to yours after this. Ooh, all the best bits from the Rock Drive with Jay and Dunk. Beauty. Listen live on our app over three to seven PM New Zealand time Monday to Friday. Give me the best sunburn here on the Rock, Wesley Lee and Jay driving you home. God this is fun . Really this is so much fun. It's like a lot of things that we do here on the Rock Drive Show. It's in that sweet spot where it's just ridiculous but awesome at the same time. It's in that Venn diagram. Yeah, you know? It's the crossovers. So what we're trying to do at the moment is make an existing band bigger . The example bank Looming is Texas and Michael Jackstad and he followed up with Whitney Washington. Oh that's awful Houston's pretty big though. Houston is massive. So we're making band names bigger. So here's one . Fleetwood whopper head like a tunnel . Bob Bob Seeger in the silver grenade band and I like this one M and M Z ea Lion Deon Sea Lion Deik Donovan Franken Typer. That is good stuff. That's great yeah. Alex Alexandre Dexuson and Kylie Max Og Zimmano Queens of the Ice Age Faith Summore ? Judas Pope Warm chisels? Oh, that's not bad. Tungsten Zeppelin . Bigie mediums instead of biggie smalls . There you go. How about the obese hobos? themselves that? Metella truck? It's a Metella car . Grin ladle. Grin ladle, grin ladles great. One AM oil Emma Carrington, thank you so much. What is it? Tenacious double do . Oh, that's not bad. But what about the The living Kennedys Potter instead of pan terror. Drinky Markie and Crosshirich Giant Wetter . These are just Mayor Michael Jack's dead roll ready at him thirty seconds to universal there . These are great. Thank you very much. Obviously, going into MC Anvil instead of the hammer . Oh, that is great. Limp tin of biscuits. Damian's favorite cheese mate . Oh man, I'm happy pulls . What about one final one? Great, Charlotte. Mate, the one for me , the one for me was the ACDC. So it's BD BD one greater than AC and C . Mm, I'm drooling. Are you Kevin? Rock drive with Jay and Dunk. Westerly and Jay driving your homes before I play this clip for you, Jay , I had an idea when I saw one of those Rumba vacuum things. You know, the ones that just go out and do their own thing. We've got one . Great mops and vacuums. I made a passing comment to a friend of mine and said this years ago and said how awesome would one of those be as a bed pan if you were an old person ? Yeah . China has just unveiled a robot ic moving toilet that will come to your bed, then return to its dock and clean itself . You know that is impressive. You know, it's also a really fun game. As if you have a pool table , you all put ten bucks on top of the rumber and you stand around the pool table and with your hands on the edge of the pool table and when it touches your hands you're out and whoever's left last gets all the money off the top of the rumber. That's it that is a cool game petty boy got a better vision of that game. You put the rumber down on the floor with a big knife strapped to it and everyone has a different coloured Everyone has a different colored balloon on the floor and if it pops your balloon you're out. It's a lot better than what I say we get some Achilles . Yeah. Last person with Achilles left wings. That is heading in a direction. Now, are you familiar with the tennis player called Cotton Mooty? I have to say no. Neither was I until someone sent me this clip. Now he is being interviewed just after a tennis match. Did he win? Did he lose? He lost. Okay. He lost. Bunch. You may recall McNroe . No one gets rolled up like old Johnny McKay. God, he's good. Did you see him caught side at the Knicks games? Yeah, he was good with Larry David what God imagine getting on a bender with those two anyway Correntine Muti here's his post, here's his post game interview with a lovely, lovely reporter. forty two mile an hour second serve. How tough is it to return that? That's so frustrating, you know when, I had a match point , I was on the second serve, okay, you hate me in the middle . Whatever you do, you just put the ball in the court and then he hates me one hundred and forty two. I was like I would have to serve and I will have to go away toms please. No, no . Yes . I'm going to ask you one more question. Apologies, everyone for the language there. I'm going to ask you one more question, so please keep it clean, okay? I know what I'm saying. Grass. Last week unfortunately didn't go your way. What's it like to get your first victory? Okay Coranta, we need to improve that for the next round. Apologies everyone , Corinthin Muti . I see you and I raise ya. You know what? He will have some form of a clothing sponsor that will just the next show will turn up and it'll just say if down the t shirt and they will make millions. Also on his on his tennis racket covers and his tennis balls and everything he's made himself into a marketing millionaire. I was watching the untold and it was the one that Dunk was talking about. There's Vinnie Jones and then there's the other one. Can't remember the block's name. He played for Leicester City. Jamie Vardy. Vardy. Yes. And then so he went back and they basically trolled back through his Facebook or Twitter history or something and he had the things at night. It was like two o'clock in the morning, had a thing that said chat shit, get banged. And then it became like they turned into songs and merchandise and everything . It was like, wicked.. That is good Full noise, no brakes, rock drive. Now , I've never in my life ever been hunting. It's one of the greatest things that we do and one of the greatest things we can do as kiw is getting access to free food. A lot of walking involved though. Not necessarily. Look, most hunting blocks. Nah, well you can mate. I'm a lazy hunter and I hunt blocks where there are tracks and then there are side by side and then you just get ran tracks at the airport that you stand on and they move sort of raceways and races that are cut into hill faces. So I will if depending on how tired I am, I'll be selecting my animals on proximity to tracks. So normally you can shoot them so they fall down onto tracks or you shoot them where you can drag them up onto tracks quite closely . And it's just seeing animals like for me, seeing animals in the wild, which means that they are grazing and browsing on different trees and mosses and lichen and grasses and everything . They're hand selecting it like going into memory you see like a picker mix, you know? Yeah absolutely. They get everything that they want, everything that they need and then from that they get taken and then it's up to you to make sure that you sack them and take them out as quickly as possible so they don't even know they're dead before they're dead done and then from that you process it out and it creates so much meat that like I've distributed out home kilns from deer that I've shot to truckloads of people. Maybe they're delicious. I've had some of the back venstnyraps you've bored in a few times. Glorious. The Duck Salami from Duck Hunting. Yes. Duck shooting weekend is one of my favorite things in the world. I love it. And so this has always been a problem with getting access to land to hunt on and also pest management. So whether it's turkeys, goats, rabbits, hares , deer, pigs, whatever it is, people get really cagey about opening up their land because they don't want to be overrun by poachers. So this is where huntable solves that problem. It's basically airb nb for hunting. It matches farmers and landowners with hunters and everything is regulated, everything is stipulated, everything is signed off. And so your pest numbers go down. You can be specific. You might say , Hey, I've got maybe ten trophy heads out here. I don't want you to touch. I only want you taking the hinds so that's like meat animals , take all the pigs that you want , take all as many rabbits as you want turkeys, whatever it is. And you can be matched up with a property to do that on. If that sounds like you, if you're a keen hunter or you're keen to get into hunting, text the keyword hunt HU NT to three zero bounce you back the link. You can check it out. A great initiative . Mitch Tucker, I think, is a bloken behind it who developed it and it just looks awesome. Like this is how you stay on top of pest management stay on top of numbers so that they don't just get aerial code or ten eighty out. So here's a stupid question from someone who's never been hunting, so it's actually not a stupid question because I don't know. But you know, when you go fishing , you can have a boat that has a fish finder on it. Yep. Do you have can you have is there an animal finder for hunting? Well, if you know what I mean? If you're not technologically advanced and lazy at the same time, you'd bang up a drone and you just was a drone up and you see everything from the top. But there's no sort of you can use phonogram scope that will tell you . Yeah, there's a ninety kilo deer over there. Yep, you can use the thermal, which is I don't you know, if you're using it for pest management, it works, but shooting deer in the nighttime's not really my idea of fun . But you can see them from miles.w Youay can see the pigs out in the paddocks, deer out in the paddocks, and you can smack them through that. But nothing beats the feeling of roaring in a stag or coming up and taking a large number of hinds that you just know you're decimating populations where they need to be managed. Okay, so I need to come up with the idea for a hunting caddy. Yeah . Oh, sounds feral. I love it. Rock drive with Jane Dunk. Quickly before we get into Oasis chap. Yes. My mortgage broker I saw on the weekend, he's just got us into our first Friday. He's a really nice man. And I said to him, I was like, Bro, you go to the Wars game. This is when they played the sharks. And he was like, yeah, and I was like, Where do you park for this? And he goes, Oh, bro. No, but every single time someone says that, you know you're in for something great. Yeah. Like , where do you get this? Oh , bro. So he was like, Mate, I park at my friend's work. Yes. And there's a gate that goes through to the back VIP, if you're going to a lounge where you park by the B field at Mount Smart Stadium. And I was like, Oh no way. I'll meet you there. And he goes, Stanna, I'll just give you the code. And I was like, am I allowed to have this code? And he's like, I'm not going to say the business, but he's like, you know, it should be sweet brush, should be absolutely fine. I was like okay. So I took Mikita and the kids who went to the Wilds game. It was fantastic. On the way back we were leaving and I got to the gate ent,ered I the code, opened it up, went back to the car, and there were some people walking to get into the same car park as us maybe ten meters behind. And they were like, Oh, you can leave the gate open, mate, we'll close it. And being the responsible man that I am, I said, Oh, do you know the cod e? And they were like, yeah, yeah, we work here. And I was like, Oh, oh, okay. And they're like, Is that Westy Lee? And I was like, yeah, and they're like, You don't work for blah blah blah blah blah. And I was like, No, I don't. And they're like, How did you get this code? How did you get this code? And I was like, Oh, one of my mates works here. Oh, who's that? And I just found myself digging even deeper and deeper into a web of lies. And I think I basically promised them foo fighters tickets to so that they wouldn't change the lock code on me because that is a game changer. Anyway, that is neither here nor there and I digest. In order to pay for these food fighters tickets, Wesley Lear is taking twenty dollars bribes for the code so text the keyword code to three zero May okay so Liam and Noel Gallagher back after so much time off. No one ever thought it was happening. I never thought I was going to get to see Oasis in lifetime . I remember sleeping on the top bunk in the room that I shared with my brother at number two Mar riage Drive and we would have a little small clock radio that we would listen to the top twenty countdown. I don't even maybe channel Z it was at the time. And I remember Oasis Wonder Wall being number one for X amount of weeks and we would stay up listening to it super quiet and every time it came on I was so pumped. I'm so thrilled I got to get to that Marvel Stadium show in Melbourne. They have just been announced to return to Rome in the summer of twenty twenty seven. The negotiations are already underway. The designated venue for this big gig is the Olympic Stadium, which is expected to host the band's return to the Italian capital following that massive Oasis live twenty five tour. And the fans are already posting to social media saying they hope hopes are also fueled by promise Liam Gallagher made when he was spotted in Rome last April saying we will be back without a doubt. There's a photo I'm looking at of them right now which would have been bogs like stock image from every single OSI Live twenty five gig as they walked out arm in arm, hands in the air. There was honestly to me the feeling that I felt there is up there with the feeling that you get when you're sitting on a plane, you look next to you , there's a seat in between you and the other fat prick sitting next to you . And the voice comes over and goes everyone in the plane is now full. And you look and you just go bro . Yeah . But yeah, so I mean, if that's anything to go by last time they announced a show, they rolled out a full worldwide tour. So fingers crossed that happens again. I would I will go and see Oasis every single time they come until they're ninety. That was great . You little beote, the Rock Drive podcast with Jay and Dunk. Light mow Blo this is like mail . This is just completely out of context like mail that we've found s itif'sting been around for a while. It's been sitting there. It hasn't seen a lot of days so I just figured it up there. Because that's important for people to know as well. Every message that you do send us eventually one of us will read. And we do see them all. Sorry we don't get the time to reply and respond to them all, but we do see them all. Yeah , it's it pops up and it's a bit this is a bit makes no sense anyway. Me, one of my brothers and an old mate, we had a plastic three meter dinghy five horse power outboard two sets of dive gear and a Hawaiian sling. Back in the land cruise a big ring gas cooker with huge cast iron fry pan we're at a black sand beach in the Banks Peninsula we gear up, head out to the entrance and pick up six crays between four hundred and five hundred mil long. One was the length of a dive tank, tailed to horns. Back in the mid nineties I'm talking, we took the big ones for trophies, two decent blue cod. We used the tanks, chasing bugs on the way back in. We ditched the tanks and then six meters deep grab a dozen six inch power half an hour later we're picking blue cold crayfish power out of our pan that is now half a centimeter of melted butter full of garlic with a couple of tubes. I've worked and eaten at fine dining restaurants across three continents and at fifty seven hand on heart that was the best meal of my life ab the words popa rack Christ Papa Rac ed out of Continent's so sad. I've just started listening to Kitchen Confidential on the back of that. My God, that man had a flare for writing down glorious. Yeah. Anthony Bourdain is one of the greatest orators and writers of our time, I reckon Last year , shut up, Jay. This one is here from Damien Swayne. Broken in my car, left my new head unit, cash and new s in the back stole my creed and blind spot CDs abs,olute lankers cheers, lads, Damo. And this is one final texture in the bottom of the test log. Benny Boy, pay your ticks. Yeah, the boys. Flock drive with Jane Dunk. Great, great work today, Big Westley. And you could serve. Benny Boy out there . I the' glmass in just absolutely slaven away It's been fun. It has been. It's been great fun. This week has gone real quick. Every week is going real quick, which is crazy. Yeah. Can you believe we're halfway through June already . All right, well look, I'm off like a no, won't say that. I'm out of here like a ball man . There you go. Wife start doing food shopping at the moment. Just messaged me and said that Leila has just seen my five year old just saw one of her little classmates, a little lad called Toron. She said Leila got all shy and clammy , but very excited to see him That's a beautiful thing. Isn't it just a beautiful thing? Yeah, I still feel that way when I walk in and see Ben . Yeah . Oh God, does he get a boy exist? Get a bit clammy. Also, speaking of Ben, not Ben at all, Mike Myers the legendary Canadian actor has confirmed that there is going to be an Austin Powers for an Austin Powers. Well, well he's recently just done a new commercial with Austin Powers with Doctor Evil as Doctor Evil with Rob Lowe and Seth Greene and the lady that plays Fruel