Holiday Expectations and Final Wrap

This is a podcast from Rover se to write is connected us successfully. Jay and Dunk One after three Happy Monday the school holidays T Jane Dunk with you for the afternoon. Nice week this afternoon. We see Lee. goodood to be back Broke boy Benny his elbow Beny his elbow is u Kind of better there thereabouts. It's Working enough. Let's put it that way. Your chance this afternoon to get food fighter tickets potentially off to the Rockwy thousandousand, a perfect circle, deevil's skin, Guns and Roses I madeiden a mega death this of course with battle ticks. So listen now for few cQ to cool for that one. we also have your chance to be off to the NFL at the MCG Wowers. We're going to be doing a little bit of a deep dive into the craziest cars that have blue and red lights on the top of them and pull you over Lics The most South African story that you have possibly ever heard. Now I amm denied about doing this right at start of the show, then I remember that hardest. kidsn't listening right now. So theoretically we shouldn't get in trouble for this, but there's every likelihood we could. It's just quite loose to start with, but I feel like we should set off On the way we mean to continue for the rest of the week And that's with the R end of the car swinging out to the side of it with the foot on the gas with the full cast of Madagescar on the road Heere the boys loock drive with Je Dunk He Smokeoses to Milwaukee. Their starterpack retdentions are on now Milwaukee. Nothing but heavy duty. We' got a beauty for you this week. So if you're keen on an M eighteen reed lithium forge eight amp supercharger starterpack Worth about tw thousandelve hundred bucks. These things have vents on the bottom of the batteries Is that there, Grandy Mega grrunt. If you' keen on it, take smokeos se it up to three five two zero forwardage Milwaukee's most powerful. Fastest charging and longest life batteries Now, I think I've found The most South African yarn of all time If you are South African, there'll be certain moments that need to check boxes Let us know if any boxes go unchecked on this. All I'm saying is seing this to us South'ican mate. This one Trition Reeves I have a funny story. so I was about thirteen. My family lives on a game farm in South Africa And I have pet lions. So this one day I was swimming in the pool and it was cold so I laid on the tiles to warm up because I'd been baking in the sun all day so they were nice and hot I'm lying on my tummy sorry, I'm lying tummy up and my lion. hisis name's M fussa. off course it is after the lion King He comes running up, only about seven months old, jumps on me, does a spin, tried to grab my swimming shorts and do a bit of a spin. He bit my nutsick And my testicle came out. I refuse to go to the doctor because last time I got stitches from the lion, they didn't use any local anesthetic to numb it. So I ran over to my grandparents' house only about a hundred meters away, testicle in hand ran through the front door, pissing blood, got some superglue and superglued it back in I only got the idea because last time they superglued my head back together What W out of Africa How many other people listening right now have done a bit of jogging with a testic going in hand Yeah. I'd say not manyi of been. Yeah, seen like What does it feel like to have your not outside your body in your hand As a heavy start to a short week. Jeeese you using a couple of tubes of superglow, aren't you as well Imagine imagine you glued it to the edge of your scrat as well. You know they're only free moving. You you know what you're gonna to get when you open up the rock driving box? I' tell you that' for nothing And I'm assuming nrition being in a game park and having you know, they'd be wearing those lines since they' cubbs. You see all these for whatever reason it's part of my algorithm. There these guys that look after these big lines and they get in there and smash their heads together and they loveugh them and clb all over them. any moment. they could just go crunch and just bite his whole head off. It's like the one that keeps popping up my feed in South Africa as well and they're going on a crocodile tour guy sticks his hand in the mouths of the crocodile on the side Sorry Here you go. We don't deserve to have a hand I don't know Harry's forgotten That's how he's going to end. But everyone else knows it and doesn't forget it. They say it once ago, boy I wouldn't be doing that. But He's done it that many times, it hasn't beeniditten now he think he's bulletproof It works until it doesn't. Eactly. Hell of a yarn. Enjoying this podcast? eh? Get more of the boys on their other podcast, not for radio. Uncensored yarns nor tea and laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcast. sh to Liam Lawson finishing six at the British GP. A you play a song? I Liam Lwson. That's probablyain. So secured a nine point double hit a weekend taking a season total to thirty nine points overtaking an entire twenty twenty five tally So on a tier, a little bit of controversy out the back of it, but hey, we don't w want to focus on that. Come' not going what he I ask down over the weekend was The wararriors why? Oh hang on a minute Everyet driver get out of the way. I'm Lam Lwson. I'm Leam Lawson. you're jealous and a ficker? Here's my little picker. Leam Lawson. I'm Leam Lawson.s pretty pretty sure he had that in his ears when he's doing the double overtake over the weekend as well. Yeah, the WNRL had the Wars takaking on the bulldogs thirty two team win for ourise. Wahini comes Bghton again, Bghton now Let's try twenty twenty six Gayle Broughton. Nice ball. a Rndom Soy. Oh yes. That is a very good finish from Taki And that is just Nicolas. Overlap here. the hands are fantastic comes a tri again all And that way just about be the best triade the game so far. Nickeoll' great hands are thats brilliant It's another trial of Vinia Talaliu is over Nice play. Valieto. lookook at the line that's right there and that is again Won again right past the Halalku in for a double. It is thirty two to ten for Wriors over the bulldogs here in Hamilton. Ifive him to stadium look awesome. Such a great stadium for Ral League Obviously rugby over the weekend, she's all Backs just scraping through It was good though was It was a. I enjoyed the watch. Oh yeah, I enjoyed the game. abbsolutely. Yeah. And everyone always writes off the French., it's a second you know, second string team that have into to Mac him, blah, blah blah. Well they turned up, they put on a performance and they ran and trying the first minute thirty or whatever it was. you stuff a few people's multip. This is Yeah. Yeah, I was around my way Carlos is eighty four thousand people had Will Jordan on Bcher to come in. Yeah, so ye so Carlos had Will Jordan get a double Camer Roy guard and then the wars to win and it was like Pret pretty good odds I might have been paying maybe twelve, fifteen bucks or something And then he had look at it and he's like, he's in he's in. I was like, is a look at it he put Cameroy Gar' first try score any time And the highs and the lows of sports betting. Oh so good. Absolutely rattled him. Also as well, a FIF World Cup update. game that's just finished not too long ago for those that were going home to watch' probably giving you a to turn the radi. Yeah. you probably want to turn it down if you're an Englishan love you don't want anything to do with soccer football turn it down. H we go England have eliminated Mexico three two and an absolute classic. England had a play sent off and then had to win the match with ten Mexico all over them towards the end couldn't do drive with Je Dunk. S some wild tes coming through about people breaking the speed limit New Zealand. How' this one from Samy Cities is to into cop the other week and clocked a maserati at two hundred eighty kilometers an hour. Of course got take the car take car off the person and drive back to the police station at the speed limit nder if at that stage I the cop could go. And obviously, this is very dangerous, but we've seen Prime Ministers doing in the past L the old blues and twos in front and behind and then just go radio boys itet c we quick we can get back to So She' said mza, what do pay for brand new meszarati retty punchy. You can get them secondhand for five tenth. Yeah like thirty grand and then it'll be a couple of hundred thousand brand your way. Yeah So there's an you get one U noah. Okaykay I I don't feel like you've ever seen a mzarati It's the service cost. I mean, this is this is complete we have no idea what we're talking about as per. But I can only imagine when you turn something like turn up with a vehicle like that and they lift the bonnet and it looks like a whole bowl of past has been spilled underneath it. It's going to be expensive. Spaghett there. brad the boss back to translate for us. There' There's a car yard called ero eight hundred Best deal who' put this together, but you know the old saying you got to fight fire with fire. Have it go at some of the craziest police cards from back in the day here in New Zealand Thast in the nineties and two thousands in New Zealand were pretty crazy. They were allowed to do well slightly different things. Now there was a massive boy racer problem around that era and the police were basically getting out running they holding Commodoreors. So what did they do? They decided if we can't beat them then we're going to join them Back then, apparently, there was a small fleet of S fifteen Sylvias that were hooting around trying to catch people. What they were doing they was trying to bait them into street racing and then they'd radio in and get their mates to pick them up. Now there was even reports of an Otago and MackKenzie country, a WRX and twin Turbo Sabarro leegacies Also, there was apparently someone that got pulled over by an undercoveristan three hundred ZX Have you ever heard any stories like this? What's the coolest cop car you've ever seen You don't have to go you don't have to go further than Dubai to see cool cop cars. Oh you look at lambos and stuff over. I remember I remember the WRXs from McKensey Country. Yeah. Yeah. It's B whister he goes bus is quite far away Yeah, have they have some crazy, crazy vehicle setu upps. Tell us what's next, fellas. Almost four after four, we want to know what your peak lazy is What if We've done this before, peak laazzy It's most enjoyable. Previous examples have been a bke that shoots his own light bulbs out with a BB gun so he doesn't have to get to bed and turn the switch off Heake lazy. reteturns after four. If you want to get a mug, she can text us Three five, two, zero That is one we pile of shit. The rock drive Oh, that's really lazy. Lzy, I'm not kidding. Well I'm like a rug on valium. I'm talking lazy. Okay la I don't Welcome to Pak Lazy. I'm gonna start with this hide of sparky to change the new hanging pendant lights over our kitchen island that my wife wanted. I'm an electrician here I'm too lazy to go to the bathroom at night so I have a bucket in the corner of my room for number one. Oh, that is disgusting also Pak lazy. My sister orders Uber e sushi from the local sushi joint, which is literally fifty steps down the road from her house. That's so good. My man doesn't untie shoelaces to get them on or off, They just stay tied up. Peak lazy I was so lazy, I was at the check out of the supermarket. Yesterday, I realised I' forgot lettuce instead of walking the twenty meters to the produce aisle to grab it. I left, just straight up left and had Tarkas with no lettuce. We have walie talkies to our son in the sleep out because stuff takaking three steps outside to the outhouse, Cheers Ema man, this one here from Jack. This actually happened late last night. I hate standing on bits and pieces on the kitchen floor while I'm doing the dishes after wifey has cooked dinner I should really sweep but instead I just put my slippers on so I don't feel it It's so good Be lazy. I don't put clothes away pull clothes out of one basket, wearem put ' them in dirty into another basket, which is magic. They turn up the next day in the clean basket but still trying to figure out how though How's this repeat L lazy? Got the exerorcycle out of the shed full intent on using it. It's now just a clothes horse in the living room. Yeah U be lazy. don't know if it's lazy or just working smarter. When I'm on dishes, there is no stacking plates. so then I only have to wash one side of each plate Oh, yes, I see This one here when my teenage son texts to askks what's for dinner, but he's in the room. he just can't be bothered getting up. Jake here I once paid fifty bucks on Uberites for smoer to cyc because I don't want to drive two minutes cheheers fes Peake lazy. I ring a bell when I'm gaming on the PC for the kids to fish me a beer What a dayad this one is from from Stave Before I go to work in the morning, I lie on the couch and put my feet up in the air. My misses puts my socks on for me is me, I thrown stones out of my glasshouse. I wear slip on shoes and have elasticigated waistbands and pretty much all my pants these days. No laces back I was I was shearing benefits of having sl love I was sharing the benefits of slip on shoes with a ninety seven year old lady that I met in having a coffee the other day I'm operating an almost centennial level P lazy if I drop ice from the freeze when I'm making a drink, I just kick it under the freez Last one here. lastast one here from Peter McHardy. Me and the family don't bother throwing away the toilet tubes once the toilet roll is finished put him back in the basket and the dog comes and eats him. He has't got two a day ating. Pet, lazy, That's what that is. Oh, I love it. Cheers to that, Rock drive Hang on. You hobby alert! Can I say you've been a little bit busier in twenty twenty six and normally J averages about five new hobbies a year and I don't know if you've even picked up a new one this year. No, I actually don't think I have. Very close to this the pizza oven count Yeah potentially I mean, you're almost not a hobby hates a hobro Yes Y. Anyway, so u Gravity discs is another thing that may be coming my way if I can sort to shipping. Never mind it's a story for another day. I was at a friend's place last night, Paul and Jamie and they have They live in a beautiful part of Auckland, which is right on the water's edge and their sons and mad keen at flickking a rod, which is great stuff. little the little saltwater rats And so Paulie was like, well, maybe I can just really spice things up here. He's a smarter not harder kind of guy and his development where they where they live on low tide because it's quite tidal in Auckland harbor anyway But I've got quite a short stretch of sort of sand mud flat, whatever you want to call it before this is Auckkland Beach Yeah just a traditional Auckland beach And then there's a big drop off into a bit of a channel. And so there was a whole bunch of broken concrete like I think it might have been like old culveting or something, part of the Auckland Serage system, which keeps getting flushed out and broken and bugged out to sea And so he thought to himself Because when the tide comes back in, if I go and drop a little burly bomb underneathneath this underneath where this sort of broken culvert is. Great idea. Then the fish will obviously mob up in and around it and then I can get a flying drone out there because it's further than a cast and I'll be able to go and drop some drop some bait right onto that and then I'll be able to pick up some fish and lo and behold, this bad boy was a honeyhole He would go out there, family a fourt, he get three fish, come home, job done Basically some sports waters, you know And a can and job done And I thought that's amazing, guys., it was amazing until today because we had this massive plan of having snappers of each as a sort of an entree to this delicious dinner we had last night But what had happened is this He went and dropped it out there And sure enough the fish were on. and as it was returning to home, it ss I know whatever it says on the drone return to home, it goes to the side like the shot lif like it taken off and' say, who whoa whoa whoa whoa, that's not that's not right. That's not right. Keep hitting them return to home button. And he reckons this thing just ETed and just found home and just went just shot off into the atmosphere. L got to be forty five. Yeah, never to be seen again. This thing is just out of still going. could p a space station at the moment. It could still be traveling He's like, have you ever seen This thing is three and a half grain. Just like Is it covered by insurance? I'd say so. must be. Well It's a malfunction and it's bugged itself, so it's gone But he c he had he got back and was like, what the actual was going on here? messaged the people that sold it to him and they're like, Have you checked this last coordinates? He's like This thing was on a hater like It could be going through could spit out Mars, I would believe it. It could go through the frreaking prop of an airplane up there, you know thirty three thousand feet this bad boy get soaked up just thought, if there's anybody that's used one? I'm not saying that I'm getting one, but I also look like they be Here's my conundrum because I've looked into it. there's swell proro fishing drones. they look sick. They like they seem to be like the premier ones. they float and you can take them take off from water. Someone else ches in saying aero fishing drones and mean them Toby did saying him and his brother got one. They're sick. takeake good photos as well plenty of fish. Gaz said, here's a little bit of a tip for the the titer punter. six hundred buck drone, put a zip tie around it, attach one meter length of nylon with a peg ono the end, one of those self closing ones. you fly it out and when you get it to where you want to be, just smack the old bail, flick your baail over, tightens the line and lets it go. Wors way better than spending three grand. and you can burn five of them before you're out of pocket So my thing is and looking down those three and a half grand jobs look sick but You get to that point, you might as well buy like in a fifteen, you know, like a twelve foot inflatable with a trailer and a fifteen horsepar on the back. Well, they're really easy They're real easy to launch from the beach by yourself and then So you're being going on a gym lady, man, a piece of cake metal one handed. Just put some backpack straps on it and carry it down there yourself. Well it just emlayed on the beach and then walked a fifteen horsebow down Or sit on top of a chili bin which is loaded up with tins and have this thing go z out there. you know, that's definitely a chalk up in favor of the drone. Yeah. Oh, sounds feral drive with Jane Dunk. Iis Wy L lead youre to load that audio from the trailer that got released over the weekend in conjunion with Disney and September they're going to be releasing their documentary about the band getting back together. They didn't look cool. did didn't Sheess had just been brought us straight back to being in Melbourne there I don't know it might have been Brice from the award winning morning Rumble because it's a big teaser video obviously I can't think of anything worse being on stage with them And like it was the first coming I saw spoiler on it, they get back together Yeah, great, greatreat for whver that was. Well played. Right, These are a list of things you can say in the garden and also the bedroom I have a special cushion for when I'm down on my knees Doesn't it grow any bigger than that No I don't put it in the menu She doesn't go well in a raised beard but loves it up against the wall Thank God that bush got trimmed, I can finally see what's behind it. Yeah, I' someone similar. Well, wait, that bush is out of control. If I touch it, it'll make me itchy Sowing seed is one of the simplest pleasures in life. Would you grab the plums I left the back gate open L the back gate open for the gardener Time to sow my seed D just stand there and give me a hand Don't forget to spray the melons. that hole was deeper than expected Doesn't smell as good as it is on the packet act I don't know if I'll be able to get this done by myself. Tk six or seven blokes last time. It's a bit unorthodox, I know, but I just chuck it all in there and smooush it around you can say in the bedroom and also the garden was getting it was getting a bit tricky for my husband in his old age. so now I've hired this young buck who comes twice a week Oh, that's good H for. a giggle for Monday evening. simimple, yet effective. I was in this lovely Rock Dve with Jay and Dunk Now I'm very much looking forward to holiday. We're on holidays of next week. Reminder this week a short week with Friday being the Matadiki holiday. U and then next week we're off N not going to say where I'm going but last night Dixie was like Oh man it's going to be so good when we get there and You have all these ideas of what it's like in your head and over years the years of going away. We haven't done too much for the kids apart from like camping and stuff. But going away with kids I just now I manage my expectations. You know You got you look at it through these rose tinted lenses like this, it is going be amazing. No work It actually can be lots of hard work. We're in that real sweet spot with our gromets. They're twelve years old. so they're old enough to be able to manage themselves in most situations. but they're not old enough to just absolutely run a You've left them at the skate park for nine hours today with No exly Exactly. St's still going. How funny is that that I can easily leave them at the skate park all day. Yeah But if they were in my own house, that would be illegal. Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes absolute sense. So the point I'm bringing up is sometimes Um when you goo on holiday and in your head, you're like trying to figure out like, why isn't this is as enjoyable as what I thought it was going to be? This dude has got it Family holidays are mostly just walking around a city looking for somewhere to eat Nobody knows where they want to go No one has a suggestion, but somehow everyone has an opinion about where they don't want to go The kids say things like that, this looks too twouristy or Nah, not that one, but they don't give an explanation for I'm not really feeling like pizza dead I don't mind the way we eat. Yeah, whatever. You do mind because you've minded for like the last twelve restaurants. At some point, it stops being a search for food and becomes a search for a restaurant that doesn't exist. But as a dad, you're expected to make a decision. The same decision that everyone has already decided is wrong Eventually someone says, Dad, I'm actually starving. Uh yes That's how Restaurants work 'ing as he's walking around in the middle of the city clearly by himself like he's dishious feel. He's just done. And he's speiwing his thoughts onto the internet? Yeah my wife has planned our trip and we're taking the boys on the school holidays And she's flying by herself and me and the boys are flying on a completely different plane than completely different time. She operates anotherother level. She is a spectacular Life Edmund specialist. Jeez, it' so good Oh, you know, so where we're going on holiday? I've found out there's an app where you can um I haven't committed to it. In fact, we've got a hire car from a hire company But I found there's an app. This is basically like UberEats for cars And you can hire just Joe Boggs's car. Yeah What the hell? When the hell is that being thing I think where you're heading has been for a while. It's been like that in the States for about ten years. A yeah, just glad he couldn't bring up any six se lambos so budy so unfortunately I'm in the Lambo by myself and Dixie's in the low self esteemer with the kids. Yeahep, well anyway, I took a leaf out of Anna's book and D it's awesome. I feel great. You little beote! The Rock Drive podcast with Jay and Dunk Killers read my mind Driveving the rocker chain, don't we see Lee? Award winning. We see Lee in here. How? A good and good is good. What's making a comeback? So Tifle' not making a come backack. I call it right now. you are absolutely full of it. No, trifless not happening. I' I will not let that happen on my watch. But just quickly, how you know back of the day sponge cakes used to be like the flashest cake that our parents could make Yeah She's a well made sponge cake with just a bit of ice and sugar on top. Nothing else, mayaybe a bit of raspberry jam in all. Yeah So that gets me rock hard Okay, well maybe that was a bit extreme. Thanks a quest. This look like Ernest Adams and they just basically cut it on the pist because nobody knew how to use a knife properly. Oh yeah. Theyave like a wedge style cut on the thing and theyd put it they'd make their own cream, which was just a half step away from being butter. the mock cream. Yeah, and then a little bit and then a little bit of Craigs straw jam in the middle and a dusting ofvice of su on. Remember the first time you saw a rich person with an electric knife cutter Ahol cutter. bread knife, holy which the which were basically the same size as a small stillel chain to Yeah. Yeah. look like a little like a sabers saord in Tines trimmer. Yeah, ye they are literally a hat trimmer. a heat trrimmer I remember getting a Lamington for the first time, I think and this is liivin the old upgrade from the Silly L You guys get it when you have, you know, like you like can't decide what's going on with a toffee apple because there's half for you this gu Well this is a bit of a treat and the other the house g Yeah. Brack everything to eat as well. it's all b Oh really bad, really bad. Anyway, listen, I got in this morning. So do you remember Friday afternoon, I made us all a lime milkshake? Yes. You bought it up. You got given the longest drrinkking town lime milkshake syrup out there. I went and punched it into a half a two liter bottle of milk. It was mean I loved it. You were fuzy I't like Citrus and milk. I don't know. you wouldn' have lemon milkshake, would you? I'd give it a go Grapefruit? Dh. Orange chocolate chip, mega best. That was's a just. Anyway, I get in this morning and Mama Jaxs is out there and she's looking pretty filthy at me and she's like You left that le milk in the fridgely. And I went Oh yeah, yeah, it did. alsoesome. I thought, shhit, it's fallen out. it's spelt. put it in her coffee. Oh No, She had a Mcona caramel coffee. And so she would have just gone poured the milk in and then go, o wait. She goes, I've saved you son because I want to get your thoughts And I had a seep and I was like Act not bad. It's like some sort of Irish car bomb or something. Like it almost that what it's good. The concrete mixer? Irish car bomb. There you go. Wacking it a can. Shake it. You're getting the market for it. It wasn't bad. I mean, it wasn't without its charm Like I've had worse. Yeah. Definitely eaten worse. Iinitely drunk worse for for the eight people listening that they have've got lime milkshake mix at home. Do make one tonight. report back. Boom. I would love to see I would love to see if you were to throw in some like if you were to make a proper thick shake with it, if it would stack up I think we get nostalgic on these things. I'm one hundred percent nostalgic. That was my jam. The Ranui fish and chip shop man like on that was it the weekend. it cost about I think the most overpaid for a tall lime milkshake was three dollars twenty, including in the last I think the last time I would have had one would have been maybe twenty seventeen pre just pre COVID, couple of years pre COVID. but they the lime milkshake, I'd always get it Be no one else wants any It's like the that shows up to the party with, you know, I don't know Ry neeck or the guy who's out there punching lucky strikes or camel, no filters. you know, no one's going to bumb one of those off here because you don't want it. They die On the strong survive. Why do they make like anything with grapes like grape ice cream or grape milkshake G Pantter once, which was pretty good You know, the aloe Vi dr It was actually dr It was good. Yeah. ye, that was a good one. I remember that one. The big the big un Grape flavors in Japan and and the states Perriable drank. Purple soda, Welches grape soda Yeah the fea Rock Drive with Jane Dunke. Now H we go this is one of the wildest stories I've read in a while. A mer in or Ma in Mexico has just taken the plunge and got married to a seven foot crocodile named the prrincess. Sounds pretty loose. It is, but it's actually a centuries old tradition in the town of Stt here at San Pedro to bring good luck rain and plenty of fish as well. Now the the crocodile gets the full bride treatment ties before the weeding ood luck getting it. What sort of idiot's taking that job on? H, I'm gonna to baptize a crocodile in a river. It's our preferred state of stalking and eating things Well yeah, it's probably hog tit or something we got to know. gets dressed in a white wedding gown and then a snout gets securely taped shut. Be the meia has to dance with her in the town square and seal the marriage with a kiss on the snare.. At what point does it cross over from like classic traditions I don't know if we should be kissing a six foot long caaimman crocodile justust in the hope that the fish can Yeah. Crazy. It's one hell of a dice to roll. But once again, it's very rich coming from our little western setup that we sit here in, isn't it? Well' literally a radio station that's trying to get a national public holiday for a countdown at the end of a countdown at the moment, which they would probably laugh at too. But if you do want to sign the position You can take holidays, send it off to three five, two zero It's going to get a quick update. this is because so many people take the final day of the Roxy thousand off anyway. ten thousand two hundred and eighty three signatures so far. Wow. That's up there. I think well you need three thousand to have it have any weight anyway. They'll chat about that in Parliament if that one gets pulled out eventually. Something att least there's something decent to talk about, you know They' yelling at each other. Maybe they can all agree on one thing for once. That will never happen. You're off your head spring winding here is a wedding song. Speaking of, ye, this is what Dixie dragged the allleigator down the aisle to Pool noise, no brakes, Rck drive. By Plenty to get to for late M, we' chatting about peak laziness This one from Cliff. Hey feellas peak laziness. Too lazy to tell you. As I've got three sets of drawers in my bedroom, still roking a floorrobe though, not a single thing in any of the drawers, everythingthing's on the floor Pete lazy slash parent Hck put a doorbell in my son's room so I can wake him without having to get out of bed. I think that's just That's smarter than right This from Rebecca, I snap my teenage daughter every Sunday morning for a coffee and bed. She argues I get everyone I know that has her on social media to message her until she brings me my coffee That'sable stuff. Steve here, Pete lazy got a family member that has not taken the Christmas tree down for around seven or eight years. just leaves it up in the corner. You're again it's a real one or it's a fake one.'re fake for sure. This one. When I met my fea, he was so lazy, he'd do the washing, didn't even bother hanging clothes out. so just literally get the washing basket of clean clothes and pour them out over the clothes hce Oh, hard to like squint your eyes and see a keeper there Got on you for taking on their job. These are great fellowers, but I can't laugh. I lost weight through sheer laziness. I couldn't even be asked buying food so I just got skinny It is so good. And this one here from PB, I once had neighbourors who scraped their food scraps into a box under the dining room table. Oh dry reach material. Oh jeez. Obviously no pets because that wouldn't last long water? Oh man That is a absolute Darrel Tuffy Um I was gonna this one here. This is once again out of context but from Dave and Gizzy slash Hastings. Fllars on the farm years ago, we had a thirteen year old cat named Weker who only had one fang left and pretty much no other teeth that would beat the absolute living crap out of our fox Terrier and Labrador. Great at keeping the possums away too. Anyway, one morning I woke up to incessant meowing and Weka was sitting on the doorstep Whether I shit you not, a three foot eel that it dragged out of the dam behind the wolool shed about a kaw away. manan, I love that cat. up the water. Wow, Cats hate water too. That is an amazing cat A one tooth wicker sm. You know, a good me a long eel out of this That is and drag it a kilometer. Eels are such a handful That is amazing. W it for Prime Minister.. Oh, sounds feral Drive with Jane Dunk Okay everyone. It's been a great Monday. Hopefully enjoyed yourself a reminder the sixty K Npeat weekday ch Chemist wehouse is back tomorrow. More chance for you to win battle ticks tickets all the biggest gigs here in New Zealand over the next six months. another chance to get yourself in the mixer for the NFL at the MCG. That is Rocker Globe sixteen Benny boy joining you on the Night show again tonight, yebo Whenbody got lined up sliding back into the old seat Hello games woman. is. I've forgotten how the battons work. It's been so long since I've been Its to be a great show. Yeah know it's going to be awesome. opppportunities to win a bunch ofrizes, tickets to give away and I'll regcaale you of all the things I got up to sitting on my couch for full legs Bed sos You're lucky you got La rubbing the cream out there. Yeah, yeah, lots of chafing injuries. Weirdly with an injury like that, you think gaming would be is gaming a good rehab for it? It actually is. Yeah my surgeon was saying because I was losing the movement of my fingers on my thumb. It's actually really good to keep them to keep them going. You know, other finger related activities as well. Can't think of any others, but thank you. The popamatic bubble on trouble. Oh yes. Geez, that's old school. Haven't thought about that for about forty years. on I'm forty one. Maybe thirty five That'll do have yourself an excellent night a reminder to, not tomorrow but the day after is state of origin game three that aider at Suncorp T the message from one of the boys saying you come to the pub to watch it. Am I ever picking a real halfast Thursday show from the team early on the week there. If I've got a prediction, it's going be that. You should come to the pub as well I am going to be Okay That's all agreed then. Have a great Monday evening. We'll be back in tomorrow from three Por Maria.! Rover, Music, radio, podcasts