World Cup Predictions and Conspiracy Theories

This is a podcast from Rover tovice is connected does successfully Yeah It is officially begun The July school holidays have now kicked off. E it's time for you to activate survival mode. You got this Stock and stock the fridges. Pin your e is back snowy. Winter is coming. We feed the becks every Friday in the show as you well know, but today today well It's different along with a year supply of heartland chips today We call someone and let them know that they are heading off to see Metallica att the sphere on opening night in Las Vegas. You have got one more chance to get in the draw with us before we ring the winner. Oh that's so exciting. this one of the coolest prizes we've ever given away. Yeah And forget the NBA. It was the under ninees basketball final last night and Dunk son was on the court two of them both the boys are in Is the party still going Or have they got the bitter taste of disappointment in their mouths we find an experra schmaker? Yeah. That's where I went straight to the show last night. It was ian team Electric. It was. Hear the boys. Rock D drive with J Dan lastast night after the show, a huge night for the Hyde family. Oh what side is it? Smoker Cheers to Heartland Cips. When you can't hop on a plane to Asia, the next best thing might just be opening a bag of Heartland Cips street eats. Asian style. Got a yearar supply to give away later this afternoon. Do it at five hundred twenty. You can take smmoker to three five, two zero to getself in the mixer and you can try some of those teriaky chicks High green curry one so. haveave you thought these celebrations for the Kicks Was anything to go by. I didnn't even hold a candle to what went down last night. I'm surprised you're here Yeah, it was basically areite So the boys had my two older boys Mars and Frank play with their team, the flames, the basketball team. W it's so cool now how all the kids have like mad uniforms. I had no idea. like when we were playing, you just play Wear a black t shirt, you're playing a sk polo, you know? Yeah eith you were either school t shirt or skins.. And so they made the final last night of basketball. so I shot away straight after the radio show last night and I was This is first time any of our kids have made a final for anything. So I was like, Mega excited, notot as excited as the boys. They're up it ten to six yesterday morning out there shooting hopes on the basketball hope because I've been drilling home about the fact that. Michael Jordan used to do a practice before practice, you know, that's how champions win sort of thing. So they were up and ready to go. And Good game. Frank's got like really handy.'s my oldest one. So he was getting a few bit of a ball and got a few shots and stuff. but so they snuck out to a bit of a lead And so the parents were quite happy then and you know, everyone was quite jovial on the sideline And then I've never I've never been around it. My parents were just like stressing out. One of them was saying, I'm feeling sickle. I can't watch and like They were yelling out and stuff like I was like, oh my gosh, this is how it happens. is this is under nines. Yeah like I was so invested. I was too. Don't get wrong. But it was it was an eye opener. I'd never seen it before. And was the kids was just so jed up and they played so hard anyway. so they're in front for a bit. and then the other team gets in front of se soaring back and forth. And then I'm getting invested like smmashing bro. Now I was the bottom my tongue the whole time Dixie was better at yelling out constructive feedback Yeah, whichich I can't hear anyway. O final l, the place is packed. I asked my kids when we first started playing sport, how would you like me to support you from the sidelines? Would you like me to give you tips? Would you like me to yell encouragement or would you like me to be silent? After the first game I liked, pure silence, please. Absolute silence. Did you pitch them lot about yelling out basics I did the Matewa Parkinson halftime speech with him every halftim And then so with about a minute to go the other team scores and they get in front and then Frank had a chance to win it with about seventeen seconds ago and the shot didn't stick. Uh and there's devastation around and there was a few tears from that from our team, the boys in our team But they played so mean and I was like the improvement from the start of the season to the end of the season. I was like, this is some of the most wholesome cupfilling stuff you can do is go to some, you know, young athletes sports games and watch the Fisney and I was just I said to them after the match, I was like, well, you're going to learn way more from losing this match. L now you know how much it hurts. you can imagine what they would have been like if they'd won tails would have been up, they would have been chest puffed out, getting the gold medal. instead they had to watch other people get the gold medal and they got silver medal. Yeah doing some form of fortnite victory dance like the little idiots that they can be And I guess they get to reflect on that season as they walked all the way home because losers don't get a ride back. It's bloody cold last night too At one point when I was you know, had the heater on twenty nine on the way back, I thought maybe I should swing back and grab him. park up park up a block of hid just to make sure they haven't been snatched. It was quite dark last night No, theyin They l they wouldeen K' barefoot and the cold Darkam night. They would have won by twenty points had they got any rebounds I think single rebound the whole game. That was my takeaway. What if somebody snatched this No I's gonna to snatch a loser Shout ye. listen to this. I'm kidding Lee said it. He said. I'm a useless parrot. I' so awesome. so it's nice to be like a part of that for the first time. It was awesome and now I'm just fizzed up for rugby toow away Well that's the thing. we were talking about it earlier, Ryan's like you're basically a smiley Barret You've got three proper sports people. You're not far off a solar deal yourself you're gonna get a farm a solar deal. Get a farm, get a solar deal. This thing just makes sense. Yeah. ank Frank chopping a liter of milk at the table sick. Yeah, great. So a friendly reminder to all parents when I was thinking last night, it wasn't that it was too intense from the parents or anything, but kids only enjoy sport like without the pressure of having to win for a very small amount of time. likeike it's just a game, right? But like yes, they get lots out of it, but I think it's important to remember that A ain't that serious You sometimes it feels like a and it feels like life or death out there ain't that serious But seriously, you get a nice warm car ride home if you want Rock Drive with Jay and Dunk That funny. I said, huhu Now this is from a Japanese comedian who is, I think he might be an Australia performing. His name is Takashi Wakasugi and he is obviously English is a second language. So He is talking about how English sucks because as a Japanese person He studies it very hard, but it still doesn't make sense and he has a great example can be a little tricky to understand. just because of the language barrier, but you'll pick them up and you'll run with them eventually My Grease is okay So it's very difficult to speak English for Japanese people that I study English so hard, you know but you know still in English sometimes so stupid language if you study, you know. A few months ago I had a gig and after the gig one guy talked to him and he said, Oh you funny, you know than you, you know. And he said, Oh by the way, it's not Pase brrush It's a tooth brush. So now I have one joke about brushing my teeth. and all my set I just kept saying tooth brush. And the guy picks my English. It's very annoying because I study English so hard but still so many mistakes And I Stop thinking about it Tooth It's for one. Oh thank you, than you, thank you. Everyone's in pays, you know And the teh is for more than one. Thank you. you I appreciate it that thank you And if you have more than one tooth That should beucking teetothbrush. I think I'm wrong. You wrong. Do you think? If your toothbrush is super tiny and you brush one each tooth, that's like oh, that's toothbrush. I can believe If you do this, that's toothbrush. I'm rightong, youre wrong. You should think about your English more Oh I like him. He's good, man. He does a great job. He's not wrong. It sort of imagine trying to figure out the intricacies that we're all used to. And then when you're explaining it to somebody, you're like, well, that makes no sense. partarticularly when you're naming something after some That is one big pil of shit. The rock drive. Have a segment It called There's no one else like me! When if you think there's no one else like you, we. Heashi to teiquks in You might do it again at some stage, but this one's actually going to be F Pet. Texton why you think there's no else like you lots of be wear ps all different sorts. Have you St Oscar Wild the sausage dog Yes And he is possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen He looks like AI. So is a dashian pose incredibly long body has made him an int sensation. He's got a certificate just recently for the Oscar Wild The Longest Wiener He is the biggest wiener in the world I got a similar certificate last week. I I had print it out myself, but it' probably slightly more legit. Now I did some research into it. so there was actually no length on it. so average U like a standard dashhound is fifty to sixty five centimeters long. Yes. Now there's a one named Herbert on the internet that's pushed up himself up against a tape measure. Yes. ninety one centimeters long, almost a metre long I have to say that he looks longer than this. If there'll be somebody out there that's a trrady that's got a great ichrometer And if you ticks the keyword well right now, just ticks W O W. and just Throw the eyrometer over Oscar Wild and just give us an indication as to how long you think he is because Lee Don't even need to pick six meters long. massive. He's a long boy Like it is there's a picture of him going up on the couch And it looks a hundred is in AI. hundred and fifty thousand one hundred and fifty five thousand people that like this image I just want Rame. I want your your romometer measurement I looks s. From shoulder to h If you could, just have a quick look and then just text us back what it is that you think. Like it literally this would be the ultimate stitch up if it was a node that was getting sent back There's like COVID barrier living at. So it is I don't know how he doesn't drag his belly in bits. I don't know how his bloody spine doesn't snap in half. So supposedly there's other ones out there that are even longer than the one Herbert who's got a sei official measurement because of the ruler boseidem, but one hundred and eight to one hundred and sixty centimeters nose to the end of the tail are the other ones that are claim on the internet. If they would run over the head down the back along the spine and then into the tail Oscar Wilde has got a cracking posture for a big long sauce. U So yeah, if you have a look, that's one book sauage Yeah Jared Browning try att least one point five meters one point five meters That's long. That's not much That's the craziest. notot much shorter than me That's crazy. So if you think you have a pet That could maybe potentially add to our segment. There's no one else. You what have Cockatoo. There is three. Yeah, or three that are in their eighties You know? Those things live forever. Theyve forever. Maybe you reckon you've got the record for the most man of undies eaten by dog? Yeahep. Some dogs bloody love uies. You might be the blug from up North who had all the lions, you know? I got the most pet lions. Yep, could be might the you might be the person that's in charge of Neil the Seal and Tasmania currently l name. There's no else home! The Pet edition it can takes us three five two zero. Cers to that, Rock drive There's elide The pet edition. If youreckon there's no other pets like your pet, you can teext us three, five, two, zero Have we got Kobe's cat. We had a cat that was only a small petite little thing, but my goodness me, she was a vicious killer She would somehow manage to catch a rabbit and literally separate the thing in half And I would wake up in the morning with the arene of a rabbit at least tw onthce or twice a week. Black cats, man, absolute psychopaths H Nick Griffin, most sky remotes eaten by a dog, eleven E and remotes do is any socks left on the floor had it cut open to remove them twice also at my mate's new girlfriend stringer When she first ated over, reed flags, G, Red flags U This and my dog Freya It's a five year old Huter. I ate a whole pack of coffee timim tams a week ago Thankfully, she's fine after a full gut and a few fs Wey Lee, you would had to be up there with your cat? Yeah, my cat Georgie. So my ginger cat had a blocked bladder and we needed to unblock it, took him to the vet, got that done. the vet was like, Mate, this is going keep happening. There's an operation that we can do which basically turns his cat man parts and to c female parts So my cat has had a gender reassignment and Georgie is now Georgina. Did you did you stick with the same name? or did you change it? I don't even talk to him anymore. He doesn't do anything cool and we spend like five grand on him. How's he find in a new place? He loves it. feed on native birs, is he? He'll bring them in and then he'll squat on them Okay U How's this? Pretty sure someone had full tongue bite. I got a relative of the mouse from the Green Mile. Someone ticks ins saying they had a mass of four and a half years. What's S master' name again P Kizer Mr Jingles that right they have a husky that doesn't howl. makes that messed up world that you're living in. I wish you could buy small dogs that didn't yap I sww really this is random, but it is a bit of a side quest. If you've got a dog that weighs under two kilos, they've made a leash for it, which looks like it's real big, long thick chain, but it's like lighter than a feather. So it looks like you've hooked up a big chain to this tiny little dog. The links are about the same size Anyho. This one here I have a pet like no other I've got an eighteen kilo Maine Coon cat. eighteen kilo. That is a whop of a wicked cats man, That's just. You know, when you it's bigger than most dogs You know, when you're doing concrete in with like the quickcrete that you put doing a post at home and you want to get some posts to the ground and set the concrete fast add the water. That's one of those bags that he it It is crazy. We should When you think of twenty kilos, that's what you think of. Yes. Yeah. So when I think of twenty kilos I think of a box of pastry margarine that goes into bues Because that's why I lifted those for four years Or the tins of anhydrsous milk fat that we used to send off to China. Yeah what's everynce's twenty kilogo measurement what pops into your head? It's like us. It's like thir thirteen boxes or thirteen banana bunches.s you know, something random. Three, five, two, zero is the t' number. You want some cold bread, Mr. Jingles Oh, sounds feral Drive with Jane Dunk. fore my measurement of twenty KGs was one of those quick creek concrete bags for, you know. concreered post to the ground. you fill it up with the water and then you're done. Yeah goes off in fifteen minutes is the best way of doing Um, I don't know if you're doing retaining or something like that It may not the best way, but it's a nice easy way. It's a quick way of doing it, that's for sure. But everyone's got a different measurement for how they measure twenty kilogos. likeike it's roughly about ones in margarine. I dot mine in pastry margarine box of past you imaging Rll does it in two kil two ten KG bags of potatoes It was her job to carry them into the house when she was a kid. Dean Harrison, the twenty kilo bags of coal when closing up the service station at night Oil containers, twenty liter oil containers for Andy As a chef, this is John from Roadhouse Diner in Christchurch. Dry goods, twenty kilos of flour, salt and sugar U there's another one Alister. this is a random one. Furseal pups. I had to move I had to move hundreds during the Kikota earthquake back in the day U There is Hayden, a roll of welding wire, most of the rolls of welding wire around fifteen kilos buckets of sugar, crates of beer. Ricky is really rolling the dice here saying my wife's forehead. It's like I married Mega Mind And car batteries S first and last name Yeah put in the golf box of the weekend. Yeah winter m. Have a great weekend. Ricky Richardson, the twenty kilo kettlebell from Bennty Smith And did anybody say ginger kisses? No because it it's a hundred packets. Well eight hundred ginger kisses. Is that? Yeah, which is five point five kogres of sugar, eighty eight thousand calories You love ginger kisses, dot you? I'm a fan at all. I'm not fan at all. Did you see the picture? No. They know where I live. They sent them to my house Jay Rip there. Ginger kiss camery. I came home last. So yesterday The team the team at Delmaine who are awesome. They do incredible products What else they do? They do all of your all of your pickles and all of you so like they do your gurkins and your onions and sun driry tomatoes and all this all that stuff amazing. olives, all of those those goods are incredible. They also do these Delicious once again side quest Delicious raviolas, which if you're wanting to buy premade ravioli, they are elite and on another level They do like a catchuo or peppet and they do like a chicken palmy one as well. They are unbelievable. If you see them in the supermarket grab then that is not a paid post. That is just a legit thing. They are wildly delicious Anyh. Anyh. They also are part of the family business that's been making ginger kisses for the last thirty years and by Jeees have I copped it in the in the old soh meds Jeez I've absolutely been flogged. I had shown you before. I had people They also do the longest drink in town stuff Yes they do. They've got lime milk shake in the fridge there. I dont know I'm not even kidding you hope backack the ginger kisses.isses. They seent us a whole bunch of Roseale ginger kisses to which Dunc was pretty pumped about. everyveryone in the office was like these are delicious and And I was like, these are my cup of tea anyway. littleittle plot to us here. yesterday we went on that we were talking about how the the desserts which are just subpar because I said that they' the most overrated biscuit. that was my direct quote, The most overrated biscuit. I didn't say that they were the worst. I said they' were the most overrated And then we started talking about desserts that were just absolute rubbish. And I said that trifle would have to be the worst. and by Jesus, that kicked off another absolute shit storm from people in the northern heemisphere. That's a national dessert in the UK, isn't it? They like a bit of jelly with some cake. Yeah. so just before we moveved past the ginger kisses they are made in Australia. How much do you love them now? There you go. Moving on to trifle. is there a more overrated dessert than trifles. So this is the bottom three desserts that we landed on. Ambrosia ifle Well in Brid is not a big this's the yogurt marshmallows. Gcripes. Gripes. Yeah Chuck some raspberries in there, Chocolate f for. I than very much Yeah, I'll let you you can put it in there if you want. I don't reckon most people going agree with you, but what of the other two? Was it trifle? Yeah and it was ammbrosia and then ot Oh no, that was a biscuit. That's instant pudding was there. Yeah Instant pudding, or you were saying the teram masu You know, that sucks Ambrorosure is garbage. It's then next tick Scott. Ambrorosure is toppedi. Unbelievable. a is. Is there Okay, I'll just put E's with you on the old trifle. Trifles at the bottom. is there, in your opinion, a worst dessert, A mainstream worst dessert You're going to be hard pressed, but we'll have a look at the text messages and come back to a little bit later on the show Let do a quick O. All the best bits from the Rck drive with Jay and Dunk. H bey! Listen live on our app over. three to seven PM New Zealand time, Monday to Friday. give me the best Man, it's almost five And just like that We're about ten, fifteen minutes away from Cool and someone to let them know that they are off to Metallica in Vegas That, if you are in the drawer, should have you fizzing right at the jazz apples. But since it's Friday before we sneak in there, I thought we could make time for a Friday funny funny. I said, huh Now if you're familiar with somebody at your workplace or you do it yourself using chat GPT, the conversations, particularly kids these days are using Chat GPT for more and more and more. O any of them like Gemini Claude, Yeah there's a bunch of them. The way that you converse with these AI agents as kindind sort of like talking to a real person. Yeah, but you can tell that it's not quite there. And if you were to put this into a real life situation and a conversation with your friend This bloke absolutely nails it. And what's up, bro Hey there, What's on your mind today Just wonder if you want to kick it today Honestly, I'm down for whatever vibe you're feeling Whether we're diving into something deep, plotting a master plan or just goofing off. I'm all in. Just say the word. Okay, Do you want to like get food or something? or Absolutely Grabbing a bite isn't just smart. It's actually really strategic. And here's whyy are you talking like this? Why? What are you saying I'm all in. No no. Are we thinking cozy? comomfort food? S something adventurous or a little hidden gem in the neighborhood. Okay. ye. Just let me know what vibbeate you're feeling and I'll plan our night ofqu. Okay, do you want to go eat or not? Just respond to that. You're not really answering That's a great callout. And honestly, I agree. From now on, I'll take a more straightforward approach. No fluff, just facts. Okay. So tell me, what problem are we tackling? No I just Do you wna go to eat or not? From now on, plain English How was this lovely Rock drive with Jay and Dunk. Just going nine past five Sca Rock the Globe fifteen. Oh ye. seen a Pelica arve at the speere in Las Vegas. With flights and AO. Nothing else matters. Yeah Oh. if you are in the drawer I don't even know this is the most people that were put in a drawer for Rock the Globe ever, because it is such a monster. We wanted as many people in the drawer as possible Big one, ma'am is a hellib a priz. read out the prie for the winner. You probably all heard us bang on about it for the last few weeks, but yeah, this is a mean one. You're gonna absolutely love this And's your classic case of don't answer. Don't win. So best of luck if you are in the drawer. up Hello, Jordan, CD? Jordan. It's Jane Dunk from the Rock How are You're kidding. No, it's actually us N even it's us. Yeah. No. Yes yes, it is. How's your Friday? Oh my go! How's your Friday going? Oh you've been the best in my life so far. I'm guessing by the level of excitement that you're currently showing that you've got an inkling as to why we are calling you I bet I do. Yeah you were one of the very lucky people that got themselves in the drawer. You listen to the boarding call, you've got your ticket. And we're ringing to let you know that you are heading off to Las Vegas to watch Metallica perform their very first show at the sphere, my friend. You' c Oh Oh I can't believe it. I can't believe it Everyone was telling me I wasn't gonna get it. Well you can tell all those people that they're not going with you backg of him. Exactly. Exactly. just need we need some vital sts here. We're about to you based in the country. What do you do for a job Um Totonga, I'm a truck drver for the Whehouse group.y Mate, Well you're going have to start making some text messages and phone calls and asking for that time off because you already here Yeah. conf M it's going to be awesome F first of October is when you're to be at the sphere Th nights accommodation in Vegas, a couple of return flights out of Auckland, thousandousand bucks spending money as well I said th Any idea on who you're taking U I've got to take my brother in law What' gonna put you in the Jepers, creepers. Yes. That is outstanding stuff, mate. Hey, congratulations. It's exactly, exactly the type of winner that we wanton on the show and on this station. And on behalf of everybody here at the Rock, cononggratulations, mate. You're gonna absolutely have the time of your life Oh my go, thank you guys so much M you've been great. It takes me to rolling on through on your big herb, congrats The excitement level from that winner is next level good on your Jordan mate. Enjoy the trip touch when you're over there, right Sott, awesome. Thank you so much. Wha! Hppy c. Yeah, that's awesome. I' be up. Well done, Jordan. Hge Give us about five minutes and we're gonna be back to announce a Rock the Globe sixteen. You don't know what this is. I had no idea. they don't tell me these things and rightly so Awesome Yeah the fea Rock dririve with J and Dun. Now a couple of things. some of you're following the Fifer wheel Cup at all, J. I'm going say yes for the sake of this conversation. Well it wass just an interesting thing that rolled out in the Portugal, Croatia games. Yeahes. So at one point looked like Croatia was going to win, Portugal comes back they subbed off Ronalda and what could have been maybe, we don't know yet. could have been as the last game and and the World Cup Sed him off with like quite a chunk of the match to go. Yes. and after he scored. and it was B to boost at two fifty and I got responsibly already my. Yeah so they yanked him off, which is Bolsey from the coach right and the bloke that went on ended up scoring and winning the match for Portugal, which is awesome So Portugal go through Croatia out U Sweden have just knocked out Algeria And the next one that's important for us, I guess now that the all whites are out' the Australian side. They're playing tomorrow morning against Egypt. So down to thirty two teams And I don't know if we're been conspiratal, but the Simpsons back in ' ninety six had Portugal versus Mexico is the final of this World Cup and it leads heavily into the conspiracy of Portugal winning because the colors that they're using for FFA World Cup are the Portugal colors. Yeah for the twenty twenty six one. that's happening for the last three World Cups. go.ed on the show a couple of weeks ago so we slap some cash on you. So Mexico is up against they'll be playing England in Mexico city at the biggest stadium they've got there. So if they were half a Simon for England. Yeah. So if they're going to get knocked out it'll be there only way Mexico and Portugal can meet is because they're on opposite sides of the draw and they will lead them to the final. So could literally if they seen it before If it happens, I'm going to be absolutely flabbergasted. Nostraama say the old Mat groaning in the team. It's wild. crazy. So you could be if you're into football at the moment, Australia got a twenty seven percent chance of winning thirty three percent chance of going to extra time in Egypt at forty percent So there remember the shot here, like a real good shot of going through the top sixteen, which is awesome. Just after three weekdays we do this Oh what time is it? Smokeo Cheers to Heartland Chips. When you can't hop on a plane to Asia, The next best thing might just be opening a bag of Heartland Chips street eats, Asian style. Pace to like if you're in the drawer for this year supply chips we willll give them away right now. Thankks to our mates at Heartland Chips Hey, h have we got here? I don't know whoo are you ringing? I don't know We don't know we've just got the number. We don't sorry I should introduce myself how Rude. there is no nineties phone etiquette in there. It's Jane Dunk from the Rock, Wh who are we speaking with Ohhlla again Come. im Yes. Kim, Like I said, Jane Dunk here, Hey, we're just letting you know that you are now the proud owner of a whole year's worth of Heartland chips. Congratulations. Happy Friday. Seriously? Yes. Oh my Lord. My co.' totally rock was the diet that I am currently on. A are you on a chip diet? This is great. So I'm. I've never looked I felt better Let's to the Heartland die and look at us Cvel a shredded l. maybe I shouldn't look. but you it' be an nice. if you doesn' n t for Good. Hey from real. Yeah Okay, we'll get him out to here freacking weekend and thank you very much for listening. Okay, so do I need to give you my details or You just read read out your address live on here right now. No I'm kiding. B to take. Be We Lee we'll have a chance to here right. Okay. We'll put you through Nice work. Awesome. thank you. Full noise no braakes Rock drive. Friday evening, goodood Dav you turned in. I was at the gym just after five this morning. My routine now, I've started going super early in the morning because no one can steal those hours away from you. No one's ringing your phone, no one's coming in to say theyre need you to make them breakfast or anything like that. So I go to beed a bit earlier, getting up at five and the gym by about ten past five Before I go to the gym I feel my backside out of beed Um Emma Jos. Walk in, go to the toilet, have a pre madeade pre gyms supplement which is it like Jim Crak it whereere do you have it in like a cup? A cup made at the night before in the fridge ultramana just on the vanity And then just go bang, lukewarm, just knock that back had a That' be a nightmare if you just woke up thirirsty in the middle the night and smacked that bag. it's in the bathroom. Okay. Yes,s not in the bedside table. U And then so smack that back and then once you've done that, you have to go. You're not going back to bed to sleep because that stuff's just like J like I say, Jym crrack It was crab Apple, the new one that Dixie got And I was like, one hair it's gonna to go. We've been on this other one for a wee while By the time I got close to the gym, sometim like a three minute drive I feel like I've got like, ants under my skin. I'm like itchy and just like That's good. Is it a good feeling on this coming from a person that doesn't go to the gym Is that a nice feeling that real skin crawlly set up? Oh you got to ride the wave, you know, it'll come with a big wave it will smack you when you know you're taking a good one. and then and then so you're like all jied up and you know that you need to work that out of your system basically. So it's in there and just charging around your veins and you You just go and pump it out basically. So I just felt like a robo cop at the gym this morning. I was like, holy. I was like, I need to tell the team about this Wely, my phone was listening to me. And this blke here from we chock chat Chocks chatious. He had the same thing. His misses bought him new pre gym exact same as me and he gets it So just on my way to the gym and I know what you're thinking fucking s. right? Yeahah, but that's not the point of the story. The point of the story is my wife just gave me some pre workout and I've never had pre workout before and I am fucking flying right now. Oh She gave me some sort of oxy shred creatine Oxy Totion,ashion. that burn up. I know why what she gave you up but whatever it is, it fucking get me all dpped up. You know what I'm saying? It's why she gave you up for all I know she gave me some heroin. If this isn't heroin, it's the next best thing ' I'm fucking ready to go! I can lift a fucking small suburb over my head. I could. I can eat a fucking slab of concrete. I am fucking fly right now So I'm probably gonna get addicted to this shit but whatever she gave me, man I want some more of it. I want some more of it. I want all of it and. Fine It It's tunue pulling up at the twenty four the Freds Fitness Center We're to the other flintstones, We ready to throw some buddy rocks around. G a couple of brronosaurus thigh bones to lift over your head But what I reckon I don't know if anybody else has got a better one out there. I don't actually know the brand of it, but I will let you know on the show Monday. What about we take home for the show? Monday? getet the voice cheed up for the show. Should we do some pre show workout? Yeah, let's start a new thing in radio. The first hour is really fast. and we really tail off towards. Yeah, I'm into it. You know me. because Id looked at it and I was like, I don't know this new one, so I'm only going to do one scoop. The other one I was like pion it out toocopope sining Well, I'm a bigger than Dixie. Yeah. Chef, she's taking one, I'm gonna to take a bit more. Sweet, we're gonna double that dose on Monday. We're taking four. May, it'll be a ride. I don't think I'm gonna sleep for the week. Are you ready? I'm ready Oh, sounds feral I love it. Rock Drive with Jane Dunk. A bigig world of wearables that we're in now, whether you've got yourself like an Apple Watch or a garmin or a Samsung number or like myself, I'm running an aura ring which is basically just to get a baseline of where I'm at and then see how far I can improve because I reckon that this is probably the lowest of the level This is the worst muscle tone that I've been, worst shape that I've been in, worst cardiovascular fitness, probablyably worst sleep, worst everything, fattest, you name it. I'm in every single one of those charac categories at the moment. And I really want to see what I can turn this into in the next six months. The Aura ring is basically smart watchatch without having to look anything to touch all day or check and looking steps you check in on an app later in the day, right? Yeah, I haven't even looked at the app since I've basically put it on. Yeah, okay I'm hoping that it's seed a new ring. Yeah. so I've got thiss and it's and it's less and I mean, it just looks like another piece of jewelry basically. It's a pretty simple setup A lot of my mates have got these they're called whoop Wes or whoops. That's Steven Barlet from Diver CE. Yes, he's a part owner in the company And so basically what this bloke has done is he has are linked up has workooped So his work calendar using Claude, which is AI that you use as well on a daily basis And he pulled permanent heart rate data and discovered exactly which meetings and coworkers spiked his stress the most. whichich is pretty funny because he went He could go through and see who is the most punishing person that he works with or the person that he is the most friction with because as soon as I got this on, it's the day one that I had this on We rode at 'ause I'm chill. L I'm generally chill. Like I would say that I'm quite a chill person. You're chill until you not. until I'm not chill and then I just go off the handle. L I've got zero my guard rails are just way too wide And so I we had this meeting. I was here at work, Dunk was at home. We're on a zoone call with with the team overseas And they basically gave us a whole bunch of information. whichich is great information, but information that instantly angered me. And so my wife was having to look through the dart and she wass like, Wh, what happened to twelve o one. And I was like That was when we got off the meter. Yeah. Mate, it was like a mad spike And we had a phone call. Yeah. Yeah. so it had it was the heart rate. my resting heart rate was it like maybe sixty two or something And what it go And it went up to like one hundred twenty seven just goes good And I know J and Ryan the boss man he was out here. he was he was coping me full flight as well So it's amazing how much it actually captures and how specific it is. That's so funny because once you work that out you just avoid the person like a plague that stresses you out, but Yeah not counting is full Yeah, so it shows the person who chills them out most. So the senior development person was the most chill and the PM growth person. was the worst But it's kind of funny that you can link all of those things up and figure it all out for yourself. You can go so deep. Yeah. you can go so deep. I think I'm going to get a gamon watch in the near future. Yeah I really know why ike even if it tracks sleeping goes last night you had poor sleep. agree with that. Last night you had a good sleep. I agree with that. Yeah, I'd like to s because I would like to have a little bit more sleep, I think. Yeah this one here it's a mad set I'll show you it in the break anyway but it's a mad set upp in terms of the interface and how much it actually shows you L it's crazy And it always always sees Get up and move you, lazy buds like time to move. time to move. T it has it tell y you It just pops up on your screen. There's like a little pop up your other phone. Oh yeah. So I'm miles away from hitting any goals today. J four thousand three hundred steps go,? Are you any closer to wanting to chip in your arm if this is you're loving the ring It's basically this is it. This is the chip. Can you pay for beers with that? Almost You won't be far away. You little Bote. The Rock Dve podcast with Jay and Dunk. Do you wantan to give that a geeze? Check out the link in the show notes You I just makeake this like make you extremely aware of the fact that this is going to be a little bit of a roller coaster at this break. Okay Okay, so the first thing I want to say as if you're a blug put what this se on the internet. How we Are we at this point on a Friday getting ourselves in some sort of trouble that's going to wreck our weekend? because I don't know if I can commit to that on a Friday at this time. Come with me, posossse. Okay, let's go We've actually we've read one of these books this book's messages out before. Remember the Orttega party Ortega's party of six? Yes, six person family He goes, My wife's toxic traade. is that she wants to stay home with the kids, but she also wants a job But only enough hours to help out financially, but not so many hours that she misses time with the kids, But she also wants a break from the kids. But she doesn't want anybody else watching the kids that on the internet if you've ever had those thoughts, it's my first piece of advice. Do you know how many blokes just felt seen? Oh my goodness. you've said too much. Next The roller coaster continues this person is nazing blank out So I don't know who wrote this, but it s sa When did you realize how important sisterhood is to you? I'll go first. This is actually really cool I was pregnant with my second son carrying my oldest son at five AM walking to the bus stop. This was my daily routine Monday through Friday. Every day this man would stand on the bus stop, but he never rode the bus. At least he didn't with me One day he comes rushing out of his house and He says, We over sleep today and we thought we missed you Of course, I was confused. Long story short He said his wife noticed me standing there alone at the bus stop a few months ago and she told him to wait with me to make sure I was okay He never spoke to me before that day and to this day, I don't know who his wife is, but I thank God for it often. I used to be scared out of my mind on that bus stop the whole time A sister was watching my back and I didn't even know it That's pretty cool. He's a keeper That is just that is old person class that you just don't get these days. Yeah, you wouldn't do that. I hopeed it once it twice. thisning Enjoying this podcast? hh? Get more of the boys on their other podcast, not for radio, Uncensored yarns, n tea, and laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcast Can I try to get some of the stuff. We haven't a chance to get to it J. canan I chuck one at you? Yes, please. Now if you are legally required to wear a warning label on your forehead for the rest of the weekend based entirely on the last mistake you made this week, what does that label say? Oh on the last mistake I made this week There's quite a few to choose from, but I would say sorry I'm late H. M would say no guess in the Harley Us Yeah but that's very uncharacteristic you M would be like one of those. You could have you could have pilot vehicles that came in front of me saying Jay's late, you know, with flashy lightes T what's the worst' been late to your own meeting That's my life. Oh. be the No I just I'm trying to be I literally will go and it's such a simple fix you go, okay, I've got a ten thirty meeting Tell yourself it's ten. Yeah. Then be fifteen minutes late. You're fifteen minutes early. I tell myself the meetings's at nine, I get there at eleven thirty. God damn it How did this happen? Yeah I'll pull up somewhere to go grab a coffee. a quick coffee on the way there, I got apes of time. I' got two and a halfours to get there. running Barry. Barry's like, man, what have you been up to? I just got this? I've got this blly new project going around the corner. You' I'm like, about two hours'll come and look at and I'm like running to somebody else and they're like, Hey, you still doing that thing? I'm, I wouldn't m sitting they're like, I'll give you I'll talk you through it real quickly. And then by the time you know it, You know, giving away the kids. you know, college fund and there I am late for my own meeting And then you just wonder how the hell it's the end of the week already. How the hell is almost seven o'clock on a Friday? I I legitimately have no idea how we've got to this point Well makes s yes. Can we go back to we're to circle back to something we did earlier in the show Wst the most overrated or d the worst dessert. Dessert it suck. Greed and but pudd Scks. Oh yeah nobody has bread and butter pudding and bread and butter pudding finished when the black plague was eradicated That's when it wrapped. Hes people still have that. No, they don't. Yeah they do. And when do you put they put raisins in it. Yeah, no, it's not that good. So Scottty says rice pudding, I would be to differ. rice pudding was one of my favorite desserts. Brandy snap is Jill. Yeah. Like if you had a choice of ten, would it be in the tin Its f convenience. you'll eat it if it's there, but you're not No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I would pick that over most desserts. What? Yeah. W. Yeah And then you've got different types of rice pudding.. So Soy Lee Wesy Lee has just's discovered that I've got I bought him the longest drink in town Lime cordial for the milkshakes. Wh Well I had when did we say we were doing milkshop? I boughtered it like ages ago. I don't want to eat it. There's nothing worse. What do you mean? What do you mean? You don't drink my milkshakes? No way. What do you mean?esn't smell that good., come on, that's childhood. He show. I don't know it's just milkshake. It's the citrus and milk thing. It's just it's not a vibe. madeate. This just makes me sick corner. Honestly, love it. The Ranawi fish and chip shop on a Friday night, if we were good, we'd get fish and chips and a lime milkshake and it's nostalgic for me. Yeah My son's best mate Luke, his mum gave me a whole bunch of stuff and that was in the pack and I was like, this is nostalgic for a bunch of people at work, I'll drop it in I say's been It's been there for a minute Oh, you know whats u is one of the most devastating things The first wheel problem is when you're flying on in and you see on the hand out the lollies and you get a green one by mistake. Jeszus suck. It's like in the like if you had a lucky dip of K bars and you got the green K bar, you're like. You can never get the lime to taste quite right in lollies.' a good job of Fjoa Yeah, we for Joelllies are on. Yeah, but those ones those ones that really gets us are delicious. More crappy desserts, Pavlova Lamington suck U jelly cakes, you know, the layered ones with jelly milk layer. What the if is that stop it. Get out of here. Also those dot cakes. what's a dot cake? Is that Is Yeah, I know the one is it's got like a um It's like a crumbly biscuitity thing on the outside And then it's got like a custody thing on the middle. Th thenen it's got a circle of chocolate on top of it. Tking it's those? No I'm Teddy Ozach Tapioca. What's that? Tapioca. It's those little balls that go in Boba teas, Boba teas And then there's a rice pudding you can get a Sgo rice pudding, which looks like a collection of frogs eggs at're eating as well, but that's quite delicious Let have the coconut creams out there you don mean, you just can'tat cup of ice cream or st if we're all being honest with this Exactly Crashhing multes over the top of it. Hazza Hear the boy, Fock dririve with Jane Dunk Looking forward to a rather relaxed weekend for the most part will be farewelling my good friend Benny's mother tomorrow and the Bay pl back home into toona for me. So that will be that' be a sad day to get around the brothers I couldn't think of anything worse. I literally couldn't think of anything worse It's horrible,n't it?, It's the other wayake it's mum. It's Daryryl Tuffy and then u Probably just appreciating what I've got a little bit more too gives me a bit of time in the car to think about that, which is ever forgotten but sometimes drifted away from Mice to be reminded N Ironically, I'll be going all the way to where my parents live and not seeingen them M they can meet up with a coffee after. It's not a bad idea, actually, not a really bad idea. Are you watching the game? I'll be watching that probably back at my at Carlos's house. Nice. Yeah, he's had a prick of a couple of weeks as well. the poor bl like Jewpus Creepers. he's at another funeral today threeree in two weeks. Oh jeez. Yeah. So yeah, love it's just For whatever reason It is There is some people getting called home at the moment Can we change text? I don't want to sign off on sad stuff. How good was Jordan earlier in the show wheninning the trip to Las Vegas to see Metellait sphere And we're ringing to let you know that you are heading off to Las Vegas to watch Metallica perform their very first show at the sphere, my friend Y little go Absolutely. Amazing stuff that. And I've also a little bit more positive note, I'm climbing into sorting out my garage as you've been doing for the last couple of weekends. That's awesome. I just got these lads to fabricate up a design that I had and I'll see if it was a waste of mine and their time and your money. Yeah I send me some picks. Yeah. I'm key to see that. Yeah, it was awesome. I what I did is I worked on the job site radio crracked coldie out of the newly minted beer fridge in the garage and then just pot it around listening to Jones just putting everything in nice places tryrying to imagine where everything's going to be in the best it's the best. Yeah Then I sold a bit of stuff to make even more room. and then I've got to do a garden sheed at some point to get the lawnmower out of the garage. Doell you what I want a glass house I want year round tomatoas, you know, in an ag an agronomy tower. Yeah Boody smelly things th and they can get you in a bit of trouble. So maybe rethink that. Have a great night, New Zealand Hving a better weekend. Rin joins you after to seven tonight Pul Mud Luru. Rover, Music, radio, podcasts