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The Rock Drive

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From Midlife crisis bingo. 2nd Jul 2026.Jul 2, 2026

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This is a podcast from Rover device is connected successfully. D I love it Welcome to Rocks Rrive, your old mace Jane Dt read to rip him for a Thursday afternoon. Thank you very much for joining us. Well we love to feed the backs on this show. So that's exactly what we're going to be doing. This is your second to last day to get yourself in the draw. listen out for that boarding call to Rock the Globe in Las Vegas, seeing Metallica at the sphere I heard the award winning morning rumble throw another bloke in the mixer this morning, promise to take his misses Safe move Imagine the pandemonium, the absolute scenes of his like babe I' won, I'm taking buddy be Imagine that at my house. I've got three young boys going Dixie, I'm going with Jay. She'd be like Ejoy being single. Tell him I hope his arms' are able to help you move all your stuff off the driveway when you get back. And One of our favorite actors has put down the scripts and picked up the microphone, wait till you hear him Bitten some bars at about twenty past. And next to Smoo chat, you might have seen it going around last week It was went a little bit viral. The Jackass crew chatt about John Hopawati. And what you like you used to do in the rugby paddock. League pick. Beu Ryan actually gave a call on his radio show through to John Hopperwati, so we'll have that for you shortly. Hear the boys. Rock dririve with Jane Dunk is it? Smokeo Cheers Heartland Cips, when you can't hop on a plane to Asia, The next best thing might just be opening a bag of Heartland Cips street eats, Asian style. Tell you what they haven't just had some for smoko. Well they the chip is elite. I'm still I mean a sucker for the classic, the southern sea salt. You hear the wet mouth apppple cider vinegar Delicious work Tam It's probably a little bit too crunchy. It's the extreme crunchy. Oh no That is exactly where I want my chip to be That's where it operates. That's the sweet Lalf of the chips we had growing up, e? Oh yeah. It's like wet cardboard compared to those Sorry, if you diged up with these things, I built for it takeake the whole buddy bowl forty one, chip won't break. They've got the new street eats, Tiriyaki, checken Tiger and cururry Yes supply to give away tomorrow afternoon. Take smoke at a three, five, two zero. Thank you very much, Heartland Chips So this one here and you're going to hear the bit the original piece, John Hobaati, former leeague player son played as well for the Manley Seagls. Is he back playing? He still playing? Oh yeah and we he got a he got a bit of a shout out for the Jackass Bys during a movie conference for the new movie They were doing like the interviews or whatever. and then randomly they did a shout out to John Hopaardi for what he used to get up to Jackass stars Johnny Knoville and Chris Pontius party boy. Yeah a party boy In a radio station recently in the UK promoting their last ever movie Jackass Best and last. Now on the radio show they're asked with the current FIFA World Cup that's going on right now What would they be red carted for? You doing the old John Hapawade? Yes, the John Hapawade. You know. He was a rugby player from Australia and he was eventually banned from the sport for constantly f D in the game. Not in a pile of dudes. He would just run up behind them and give him the old one too. That's a red cross. That's a Rd c. I got to meet him once and I never get Starstruck. I was like God, it's Hopaw. Johnny Knoville saying he never got Star Struck. seeee know what we do here? We go straight to the source and we've got him live now. our man, John Hopawat.. Johnny. Yeahop. Soop Johnny Koxville saiding there before that he's met you before whereere did you meet Johnynock for in the cross even G heart of Johny Bram. So John Rang me, he said John Kx wantt made up, and I was like Meet me Y ye, he want to did you Because he's heard of a finger fing, he feels the best thing is ever happening. Rugb B boy Johnybraham would have been jealous about. the only one would have been. He's John. not that, John the other one. people know. prostate cancer is the biggest killer for men All I was doing was raising awareness Thats That's what I say mil people I got twelve weeks for raising awareness. I was saving people's lives. You're a generous man hop. people got to take that into account. Not everyone want to know that. So ye when he puts it like that, he actually still sell he sells T shirts with stop a Farty written on them hop' exactly what you do when you're whacking. It's a great box, al right? Jeszy devastated some people post league the John Ibraham who was talking about is the King's Cross club owner. He's the King of the cross. Yeah, he is yeah He' on allegedly allegedly Bys made features on the underbelly TV series. Yeah And there's a lot of allegedly going on there too. Wh he was, I think never charged though the alleged defenses And I don't really think there was' anything. I think it wass just F friends of the those shady peoples have been One person hass come out smelling a roses. Enjoying this podcast? hh? Get more of the boys on their other podcast, not for radio. Uncensored yarns, n tea, and laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcast. There we go, Queen of the Stone A smooth Sailing you can hardly tell what is the rocker J and D We see Leon here as well. You know, I wanted to give you the side e there and be like, T my mic off so I can lift my microphone up. can do yourself on that little doodle. Always learning. Yeah. Always learning was a response.' here's a fun fact Jay doesn't press any buttons. I turn his microphone on and off every single time for But he makes me coffee so it just works out. There it is. I'm the beverage specialist for these. It does make a good cough. Yeah. Does that make water boy but can speak slightly clearer. J Cffit like to drink. h not about to see. Rideio wey Lee. Now let's just put this out there, Jay. Yes. I will support almost any prejudice you can name. However, your disgust and hatred of a certain treat on our show yesterday. Y. And it hks some people. my God, I've never had more of a backlash. Oh just celebrates wearing a ginger beanie too. Yeah, it looks good too. Is like a human road cone resplendent. I don't know whether I'm trying to hide or trying to stick out. And and a ginger kiss colored vest as well So I got into work today I went to the bathroom, came back from the bathroom and there was a big box at reception and our lovely receptionist she goes to me. She goes, Ohee, you've just missed someone who dropped this off. and I was like What is it And she said It's only the best godamn thing in the world Ginger kisses attttention the rock. So the team the team at Delmain has they do Ginger kiss they have gone over So yesterday I'll bring it to yesterday Jay absolutely ripped ginger kisses out. Yeah and they the worst thing ever. So this is look at I first to the rock crew. We hear you guys are pretty keen on our ginger kisses. And then a little wee note down here that says we've been making these bad boys for thirty years. So what they've done for us, Mr. Duncan Hyde is they've sent through a bunch of Rosedale ginger kisses and they've also sent through For Jay because he hates everything There's some Rosdale. Limon kisses And some salted caramel Now it's okay. What have we got Yeah So first things first. Okay, so this is some of the absolute aggression that I've never coped more of a hiding. L someomeone says the other the bit I'm gonna smash your ves in. and I love the passion. M there were people waiting for you in the car park. It' Ginger Brothers. But somebody I reckons he would have got less hateat if he used one of the bigig twoos weds. Oh easily Yeah Absolutely easily. But somebody here, let me figure out who it was was this one? the whole thing? That is a ginger kisc good sir. seend it back these guys. donon't give any to him. He doesn't deserve it. There is a there is a Oh man Yeah Here is o. There is a question. A what point Does a biscuit become a little cake So does the ginger kiss fit the into the biscuit category? This is a lemon, a lemon kiss, Je. Has anybody claimed it to be a biscuit What sement are what sement are the supermarket are they sold in Do you know what, to be fair, I'm probably I'm probably not dipping this into a ha. Number one, screw you Soft lemon sponge biscuits filled with buttercream. the salt. Yeah I know if I dip it into a cup of tea But I'll eat nine b in it. you'd be in and out like Jay in a cold dip. I mean I'm not how's the lemon cur Storkshire just they suck. There's a biscuit I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm not saying that I'm right and everyone else is wrong. To me, they suck. Well, look, it's all personal prefereces, isn't it? No no bloody love them. Thank are so very kind to them. Yeah to say I don't love the Termacel Maine a cupboard f of. You hate them mate. shut them. Rock dririve with Jay and Dunk. chatting about how much Jay hates Ginger kisses before. G've seen a whole box load of them into his studio. What I said is that they would be the most overrated biscuit. And this came about because you say we're talking on the show. It was something that was seen as a level of opulence which wasn't capable of being head on a day to day basis Nobody unless you were rich had ginger kisses out for consumption. It's like someone just pulling out a It's like a thing of caviar and having it on toast You know, like the level in which the person held within your life. likeike if they were fancy, they got ginger cousers. So therefore I thought they would be the best of the best of the best disappointment I experienced my head them was like, erri Jay has just felt the full fire of the Rckless has been massively disappointed in him. Shall I do it Jay You know what Gl guy biscuits, N not even that good. anzac biscuits, they suck too. remember howong? We were trying to decide whether or not the at least the are biscuits though. Well, that's the thing. So here's the thing. So we were trying to decide whether or not the ginger kiss was in fact a biscuit or a cake because it's spongy like a cake, right. But it says that it's a sponge biscuit on the package So Interesting text came through Old cake goes hard Biscuits go soft So they old biscuits then I would say they'll get harder wouldn't they Yeah, I Well a ginger kiss would go harder it sitt in the shelf rge just could lose moisture go harder, right Yeah, once again, very scientific stuff here, which is what we're known for on this show. Which means it's a cake Yeah That's what it says. The rule is old cake goes hard, old biscuits go soft. I mean that is Wesy Lee. what's a cookie Is it just another name for a biscuit? Yeah In my heat I gu has probably got a bit more sugar in it than just your regular biscuits. But then I would call it Tim tan a biscuit, not a cookie, that's got a lot of sugar. Generally speaking, the higher the fat content in it, the more the softer the biscuit is. Oh that explains my belly. Yeah. If you get one of those weight watchatchers ones, it's literally like gettingating strofam. Why did um what's the these you can Yeah whyy didt you and Craig once? Yes Soldiers deport its portion control. I was having pies on Jenny Craig. still dring past lost ten kilos I don't know how that place went down the gurgler, but it he worked, as it gone down the gurgler Yeah, for sure they both have weight watchatches and Jenny Craig. I think they're still getting Wesy lead to a quick Google on that before I write them off Jaming up with the feella. What other businesses would you like to write off to? Th five, two, zo, Ge for men Can you turn Duncan into a hunk W L? Yeah, so it still operates,, But it's exclusively as an e commerce and direct to delivery service Well, I got the lose whight they dos that work for me No way you could just get the jab N in a bick for me. It's quite that easy. Do you want to give that a gez? Check out the link in the show note Have you ever considered surrounding your house with a moat to keep it safe Would you hire a professional wrestler as a bodyguard for your car Okay, maybe you wouldn't go that far But if you'd go to great lengths to avoid dealing with your insurance company You might have insoranoia And if you have insuranoia, you should have NJM insurance They go to great lengths to do what's best for their policyholders Start relieving your insure ania today. at njM. com Int other news the All Blacks team has been announced to play Lese Saturday fourourth of July, which is this coming Saturday Dave R's first team hits the park which is I was looking forward to seeing what he brought out here. So this is a bit of a breakdown Massive news in the backline obviously Ruben loveve get to start at half backack giving the keys to the young buck moving DMac back to fifteen. No no body Barrett in there N even in the squad he's in the wider squad. Now, he's in the wider squad. So it basically makes it you so your nine So Cameroy Garden, Jordan Rubin love And then Jeordy Barrett A you nine ten and twelve. Yeah Quint Per in the in the midfield and then the wing is being willill Jordan. Caleb Clark D make at the back as I said This is your six sevven eight combo, which everyone was also looking forward to seeing. U Peter Laki at six Lukey Jacobson at seven Ari Saver skip at eight Aampson Yeah see. cool for him. Yeah. and then potential debutants in the form of Xavin Numer and Fe rounding at that twenty three person scored as well. So that's it's pretty Pret pretty impressive. Weithre heavy favorites at Bcha twenty two favorites France out of four bucks. Yeah, we would because it kind of feels like and nothing against the French because they're great rgy a great rugby nation. Sounds like you're gonna to have something again getst them though. It sounds like Ginger kiss is all over again but anyway carry on just kind of feels like they don't enjoy travelling this far unless it's for a World Cup Yeah. well, there's a there's a state that came out earlier the week. Du Pont He's ruled out of the nation's championship with a caralf strain. So he's not going to be traveling down south. The his only professional rugby in the southern hemisphere remains a twenty five minute appearance Back in twenty seventeen that cryy. a cold day I just want to see how many how many international caps are in the French team? This happened last time at us didn't they Yeah, the starting fifteen opening test So the starting fifteen is approximately two hundred and sixteen international caps combined compared with the seven hundred plus in the ABs. So the skipper has got ninety five kap sets under se., it's not too bad too too bad. five players and the starting fifteen are making their test taboos Saturday seventeen if you're going to be watching that at N Zealand Stadium's going to be awesome. It completely sold out in one hell of a game you're in for. Yeah, everythingvery sells out there, mate. I wonder if they can stay over at Aaro just to have a little taste at home Funny ey, You they're gonna keep the French names over there for the whole time Totally Sedle there. That's a pain the ass ask to get to unless you're on a motorbike That is one big pile of ship. The rock drive Interesting one Right So this is call it I'm calling it a med show midwek midlife crisis Midjet, midlife crisis. Okay So this is bingo Bingo. So this is Mid show, mid weeek midyear midlife crisis binger. So basically what I've got is you stand a bingo card, which is four by four And at some stage I want you to go through and just see How many like eight by two, but I'll do four by four for you Yeah. ye Look at same the same numbers. I for my hand here, okay. You've done eight by two. You've done four by two. I I'll just draw another line here All right. good n So I'm gonna I'm just gonna to read these out and I just want you to text through Bingo. but you could possibly even call when you've got because obviously the first four would be a line and then we'll see get people to text in to see Bingo' five by five Cassy stop nickeling dim me. I've run on on the back This one here is four by four. This is a midlow becauseuse I can't be asked doing ext anyway So These are the these are the bingo squares and stamp them if you feel that they relate to you Okay. so these are the different these are the different crisis and they're all bad, they're not all bad someome of them I just he things Andrew Bingo. Okay, first one here, having a fear with a twenty year old S one Quit drinking Third one. Alcoholism . Tides you'd be getting pretty full over there, wouldn't you F Run a marathon Six Get a dog that has doodle in the name What L aood Um what is six Have a panic baby. So feeling like you're just getting too close to the end of it. Yep. Seven. Crereatan Eight. Threesome Nine High rocks Tin Divorce Eleven Tattoos, O or both full sleeves Uh twelve Pinned on magnesium for sleep thirteen sauna and ice bath Fourteen Political protest goch! You got a few fingers counting around the cheeks for shame. fifteen.. fifteen, pickle ball Yeah And And finally sixixteen Learn to ride a motorcycle B I a four call just scraped in there. E that's right. There's the second youngest on the show. abbsolutely., I tell you what was what once I got Threesome feele free to feele free to take through your out of sixteenens. Um, yeah. Bengo, Pxs been talking to the exgg wife It was so much fun Yeah. We need to put that somewhere for people to play. Yeah, we'll put up a card. Yeah we'll get a toile made up. we graph a couple of the Rock dririve social media. Cheers to that, Rock dririve. I've gotot sent this overnight and madebe crack up this for anybody that's ever thought the fact that we pay tax sucks Nothing like the harder work the more you get taxed. Blessed are those who toil for they shall be taxed. And this guy has just hit the nail on the head on the bloke that came up with the idea of taxing citizens. They earn the money, we take some. they spend the money, we take some and if they buy a property we'll take some, but if they sell the property we'll still take some. Now if they invest their money wisely and grow it, we'll take some. If they invest their money poorly and lose it, I wish we could help And if they want to get a tiny bit of enjoyment in their miserable lives with cigarettes or alcohol, we'll take even more. Now the more money they make, the more money we take, unless they make a lot of money or they're friends of ours, in which case we take none. And then once a year, even though we know exactly how much they should have paid, they need to figure it out for themselves and let us know because there's a chance that we could take even more Isn't there a trure word spoken. My goodness. Everyone if you have your own business will begin send the emails at the moment? Yeah. they did on what is it july seventh? Yeah, Tk To, Tik Tok. I just saw wa for another payment plan. I saw the alcohol exercise tax just was risen again, which basically makes it about twenty percent out of everything that's in a bottle is just in tax itself She's wonder how much the Aussies are paying their the egs. wayay more. This is ruthless. Yeah. so as an example, when you buy a box of pals or Frankies, Our production cost doesn't change when our cost of goods is the same whether it's New Zealand or manufacturing in Australia. And so when we sell a tenin pack here, it's around that twenty nine. It's a thirty dollars mark That's retent pick in Australia and that's at five percent The Australian powers are at four point five percent and it's twenty six dollars for a four pack Oh. So yeah, like do the things on that. And then all of the rest of it is purely tax. Yeah that's craziness Yeah. So production cost is exactly the same. distribution cost is the same examon since it's cheaper A lot of unhappy people in Australia at the moment. well, according to the people I know over the are It's not what it used to be. There's a lot of that sort of chitchck going on. I'll stand by every day. We live in the greatest country on planet Earth New Zealand. The best place to live, man. Well, you may have your mind changed when you he how cool Japan is. I wasn' in this lovely. Rock dririve with J and Dunk. Welcome to. prettyretty sure it's frowned upon now, but back when I was a kid This one from Keen Hardy, this one is out the gate. And thank you theone that staks in. Your package says deelivered, but delivered where exactly? The hallway, the lobby, your neighbor's apartment? Instead of playing detective with your deliveries, get a mailbox at the UPS store. We'll sign for your packages. Text you when they arrive. and keep your deliveries low key. 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And the girls are the best rabbit killers of us all. So many of our farm booys ended up in the military. yeah. That iss like awesome. It's like the Australian outback version of Auto from but know. Yeah, I think it always said smarter not harder Well I'm getting paid to drive and I also get to have like a shooting gang and a pickup service. so I'm getting paid to do what I do and then I'm getting free dog food. is brilliant. T many boxes. Georgia McLain, pretty sure no one would be cruel enough to do this these days. but when I was little, I hated mashed pumpkin. It would make me throw up So my mum made a huge pot full of it and put it in the fridge along with a wooden spoon. onene of her weapons of choice might I add. And I got it sh for breakfast, lunch and dinner straight out of the fridge. Even had to eat it off the wooden spoon that used to smack my ass. I can't remember how long it took me to finish it, but it was longer than three days. I can tell you that. been nghting for say it. No, no no. She hated it. So that was her mum's way of making her get past hiding it. Oh You'll eat it till you like that wouldn't do that these days. Absolute this from Andrea Douch when my dad was a child. his aunt took him out and put him in a harness so he couldn't run off. So he got down onto his hands and knees and proceed to bark like a dog And then pretty close behind that too because we were talking about leash kids last week on the radio show ake Clements, my momum put rains on my b on my brother I mean do the shops I him up with the reange outside the shop just like a horse. She left me outside the shop in a pram and went home without me once. Bunny oneonder we survived to adulthood without any new therapy. That is crazy. Keeegan Hamilton, we used to play tag with a slug gun And we also had a bush that would have these little wooden seeds that were the same size as a slug. Th They were so good they'd break the skin if they got the sk. my gosh. Cobus Duplac we had a teacher in South Africa named Perd, which is a horse in Afrkans in the seventies. He wore tight pants and was hung like one. Anyway, he sits on the he sits he used to hit students on their backs with a cane if they look down at the typewriter Geez Pret pretty you had to type without looking. It was like touch typing. If you look down, you have a caning. Oh my gosh, I bet they had pretty quick progress in that class. Pretty sure it's frowned upon these days, but when I was a younglan, my mother would hand me a lighter and deodor and tell me to walk around the yard and set all the large white spider Siders aight. It was fun playing home with a homemade flamethrower. And Winnie loubvers, when I was a kid we would climb trees with a group and then shoot each other with slingshots with marbles. The first one out of the tree would be the loser Sing showing marvel. And last one for me from Kim Carll, We had a teacher that would staple you to the wall by your jumper or put you on top of a wardrobe if you played up in class. Pretty sure it's friendable theseays. Moneyre not m want anymore are they? Hear the fella! Rock dririve with Jaye Dunk I I meet you out. It makes you w. Ai Sasade S be a ses? Yeah, it's forototsu Nobiro. Japan is one of my favorite countries in the whole world world if it' be it's up there with New Zealand. for me. With how much love Jay's got for it, weird that he's decided to call this segment. Japan is weird. It is. It is because they do stuff that only Japanese people can do because they just operate in a different time and space to the rest of us Yeah partarts of Japan are still operating like they did three hundred years ago. A bit of bloody happy than we are now. Yeah. And parts of Japan only kilometers away from that. are operating fifty years ahead of where we are now. Like so you go what is going like they just P got robot bun wipers? Oh of course they do.f course robot bun wipers piece of cake. So basically this is what sparked this curiosity is that in Japan you can legally find someone to make you disappear. Like you literally disappear and it's called leally. So you're like I'm I' know I'm pretty scw up family and the admin, you're like pay fifteen grand, they'll make you disappear. Yep. So the practice is known as hohatsu which means evaporation So they assist people in leaving quietly, often arranging relocation housing and steps needed to rebuild life under the radar So it's used by people escaping debt, family pressure or personal situations we're starting over feels like the only option. So you literally just disappear Brand new IDs, I just create all the stuff for you and then you're gone. I was like, man it' it was' the A It's a similar thing that happened in squid games too Yeah, not the same country, but the same like service available just to remove someone's current life and inject them into a new one. Yeah you basically an FBI type of thing inn't that? Yeah they just because there's so much slicker at it So I' looking at other things that they They do that is completely acceptable there that which we don'tormally do here in the Western world So in Japan, there are companies where you can hire actors to play your husband or wife, parent, friend, boss or even be a wedding guest. They use these services to avoid the awkward situations that happen from not having mates and impress others or simply combat loneliness. You rent family members There are cafes where you're encouraged not to have coffee but to also sleep. so they're these little cafes with pods, you jam into them, they give you forty five minutes of power caipping. you pay the same price as you would for a lunch, but you sleep the entire time that you're there. Hang on they're serving coffee at that cafe seems productive. They are serving coffees at that cafe for when you get up and you need to go put in another fifteen hours of work.' going snort Cffee out of there single shock. You mentioned the you mentioned the toilets well Many public toilets in Japan feature headated seats built in BDays. Drying functions, automatically lists, deodorizing systems, and even buttons that play flushing sounds to protect the users' privacy That's how far you are head. There are hotels entirely staffed by robots It is completely normal and encouraged for people to eat alone in restaurants called Table for One, which is a service they provide. Yeah. There are crying rooms at work where if you just get too overwhelmed, you just go into it and you shut the door and you just sob just to get the emotion out of you because they believe that when emotion jammed up we started day Ct be full of sucks lost property generally, like ninety nine percent of lost property always finds its way home. They don't have a theft set up in Japan. They basically just if somebody loses something, it's seen as an inconvenience and it's now your job to get it back to that person So they would track you down Taxi doors all open themselves. schools don't usually employ cleaners at all All the students and staff clean the school every day to make it spotless before they leave for the day. This makes sense. Many hands make light work, you know two minutes a day each and it'll be collectively in the classroom, it's like cleaning one room for like two hours. Yeah, public transport is so punctual that when there are delays, they come with apology certificates that are sent to your phone when you're riding them for being slightly laid Also there is no talking in public transport. You just shut your mouth off silent when you're on the bullet trains over there. Pure silence. It wasn't that when the rugwyeel Cup was oning and you could see the disdain in their faces. You can hire somebody to quit your job for you. U convenience stores Basically take care of every facet of your life So they they're called Konbeni. So you can pay bills, buy concert tickets, send parcels, print documents, withdraw cash, collect online purchases get fresh meals made and they all operate twenty four hours a day. You can buy individual cans. One of my favorite was the Santori Highiball, which was Whiskey and grapefruit juice, and it's twelve percent comes in a five hundred mil can And I Holy hicker. They have it Ain we it ain't great Yeah, that sounds awesome. And if you wonder and J's been working on the Japanese tourism board for Thatouts six and a half minutes now. D a great job. I love to go. I want to go snowball. I say snowboing ski or whatever to. Mate they've got I want to go ride a donoughut Full noise! no brakes, Rock dririve. Here is our daily dump for today. one of the best ones we've had all years. Rock dririve, Daddy up. Okay, so there's three you're going to get a bounce back. This is the best things that I've been able to find on the internet today One I got sent. It's a paving company out of the Bay of Plenty and if you click on that link, Jay, from scratch Cobble Kings Limited have managed to put an entire entire WS logo I have seen this in the driveway for a customer. So it's got like a I don't what do you call that like a terracotta or a tan sort of paver. Yeah. and then the logo has been done in black abbsolutely nailed it and they've done incredible. They haven't sprayed it on. They've cobbled it in. Yeah, which would be super hard to do. They are clearly absolute wizards. They are the cobbble Kings So if you want one of those done be worth flying those jokers down to do it because they can clearly do it and very proive. So that's Daddy dump number one. Daddy dump number two is black rifle coffee coffee. You often hear black rifle coffee if you're listening to podcasts like Uh Mate Ada And Joe Rogan does a lot of stuff for black rifle coffee coas basically there Is there a podcast just on eighty meate? Yeah, Steve Rella. Oh yeah. E eater Do he eat meat in the episode of the episode's he's a hunter. He does great. He's an incredible author too. He does this great book while just side note U raaising outside kids in an inside world. yeah Yeah very, very, very cool because heaps of different ways of providing opportunities for you to have, you know sort of outdoor activities with your kids if you stuck for ide ears. Yeah, I'll be keen to read that And so they did a ad for the two hundred and fifty year celebrations of America becoming a country Now it's got Travis Pastrana in it. They're going through an American desert. They've got monster trucks, they've got ATVs. they've got a huge like mad Max style truck and off the back of it they fly the world's largest American flag It's even got like a is it a mustustang or Kamaro or something going doing a massive jump over San Junes. likeike it's the most American ad I have ever seen It's like more it's more American than that promo that they shot for the NASCA going to the the Navy base. A really? Yeah. it's so sick. It's so well done. it's just hilarious and they got stle star spangle bana playay in the background. Yes a Black rifle coffee company is X service men and women that are part of the business and they also provide a bounce to service men and wom And then the final one suuper cheap Auto has released a redline delivery video which they do every year. It features all the big drivers from supercars with some previous drivers like the like the likes of Craig Lns, Ryan Williams U alsoso paid for clearly by New Lon Pinwite Oil, moobile one. Gulf Western Oil Kestrol Canyon filters, Rico filters as well. And then it's got like the likes of Thomas Reandall Chz Mstter, Brock Feeney and there as well. Ryan Wood Will Brown just heaps of the stars And they're basically doing a red line delivery, which is a fast delivery for super cheap autders, but they're all in just super hotted up cars. and this time they come across a whole bunch of zombies and Arekas. They do they always do a great job with these ads. They just ramp them right up N like it's a huge budget ad. like it's really, really, really good. So if you're keen on getting those C your mobile findone three absolute rippers. Text dump, send it off to three five two zero And that'll save you scrolling later on, I reckon. Oo. All the best bits from the Rock dririve with J and Dunk, He beutT. Listen live on our app over. threeree to seven PM New Zealand time Monday to Friday. Oh give me the m back! A very excited household at my place this morning Um, woke up to a b Have you ever considered surrounding your house with a moat to keep it safe Would you hire a professional wrestler as a bodyguard for your car? Okay, maybe you wouldn't go that far But if you'd go to great lengths to avoid dealing with your insurance company, You might have insoranoia And if you have insuranoia, you should have NJM insurance They go to great lengths to do what's best for their policyholders Start relieving your insure anoia today. at njM. com basket will be bounced. O near our dining table and there's a rule in our house, no balls inside It's just punishing because it's got hardwood floors so's just really loud. And there's there anyway Perfectly good driveway aboutout eight minuters when they like to bounce the ball and a road and a c dec and an everything footpath, you name it So but it was quite early. It was like T to six this morning I didn't go to the gym this morning, so I had a fifty minutes sleep in, which was nice And then I went out there and I was like, what are you guys up to? Why haveven' we got the basketball? They're like, It's finalss Day. Finals Day. It's the first time in our house any of the kids have made it to the final of a sporting event Have you got t shirts pre printed in the hats that you have to then send send Africa if you don't win? May you know, it's all over that months ago. Just knew that they were gonna improve vastly. after grading That is it. And so two them Mars and Frank in the final for basketball tonight and Heath will be the biggest cheerleader as well. but They had their basketball kid on this morning before six AM ate him breakfast by quarter past six And because it's final say And I'd explain to them When other people are sleeping, you know what Champions do? they're practicing. Yeah. You shot a hundred baskets before the opposition gets out of bed this morning. You're going to smash them tonight There's a special treat that are out there. on the basketball Hpper team six this morning. Oh my neigh' been p. Yeah, you know what? stuff them. finals d Yeah they're not in the finals. You got to put in the m he to get the treats. Yeah. haven't actually talked about what the treats will be if they do win, but' that's obviously cigars and massive golden diamond rings. Yeah, well I know a guy actually with the P of diamond set the d back about eight grand. Yeah but a couple of nice bowl of Super Bowl rings But yeah, I know So which is exciting, very cute to see this morning. so I' hopefully going to catch a little bit of the game Nothing nothingot straight out there after the show, I. Nothing beats the feeling of live sport and being in a position to win something like that. I'm trying to think of Other than the stones giving. I don't think I've even won anything. Like that? We if we came under fifteen we won the Super eight one year, which is the super eight rugby as a school team Total boys We came second for H ever win anything in Sf Club Now as in the b team, we won events but not overall time I don't think we maybe be meddled. thinkink about it like that. like you and me played a lot of sport growing up. Yeah P'ret pretty funny we didn'tin a lot. Not really when you look at that wow. downh I. So we had in my this is for my basef Lifesaving team, this is going way back. So in my bf lifeif saaving team I had Moss Bermmister, Steve Ferg, Holly Moolowski, who was like the like the national sprinting champ. Who else are we haveving there? We had a guy that called Stuffler, who's at Red Beach, who he'll still be there. Myselfou, there's basically a six person team and our team was out the gate It's out the gate So Ill report back tomorrow and let you know how they got on. They bitat them by one point last time. tears from the other team after they bet them too aental You don't think they' be now practicing at ten to six. They put an extra ten minutes. E Well, I hope they haven't because my booyys definitely and legitimately have. Oh, sounds feral Drive with Jane Dun. Smell the weekend can? It's creeping ever closer. This popped up this bloke, It doesn't even sound real. But he there was a famous one. It was a beatbox where the guy goes. Now the song and the beat at the same time. That was Roell. Yeah, Rick Ricka Roell So this bloy your mother only knew. Oh he's not theread to throw that anyway. So that was cool. Back in the day I was like, o my God And this bloke here has managed to I guess one up that if you would. his name is Taris Stannon and he covers his song. We'll figure out if you know what the song is. Okay, here we go. reallyally am not you story some different story This time I'm mistaken for I breakenro. down every photo this work in my h we he in fah Yeah Yeah, no, no It is crazy. Whyly said. Kill it before it lies eggs good Jesus u can actually sing. sounds a lot like. Yeah. so he's running like running it real close on the mic, but then breathing in and singing through the inhale. Oh is that h that the type of breathing you do when you want to do the or didig we do Yeah. I thought it was equal parts absolutely disgusting and impressive I'm with you on that. Yeah. I actually am. Makes you feel very uncomfortable, but at the same time very hard not to be like,, this's a town right there You know what? I don't think you've made it in life until you've had a something fest named after you. You know like an Oz fest? Yes Young Bys just had one in Chechnya and actually weve got quite emotional on stage. We should play it next actually. Bhead Bloodfest which is in the middle of Europe. And not like nowhere near, you know his main fan base you'd imagine is the UK, but there's like Like there' be eighty thousand people at this gig. Yeah And this is so good. And he's actually been struggling a little bit as of late and he sort of just broke down as he's looking out and the sun's gone down. there's eighty thousand people out there. All these faces staring back at him And then he's u, yeah was actually Really really emotional on stage. so we have shortly. Wisty League bleep An bomb because there was one of those in there. You little Bote, The Rock Dve podcast with Jay and Dunk. Pomiseed I'm going to play this a little bit from Young Blood getting emmotional at Bloodfest and Cheetchnere U, which is the country that holds Prague, I believe Yeah Just in the middle of Europe. Yeah. You to google?. What's gonna say? Chechne it's off the side of Russia I know that. neear Slovakia, I think. Just smack in the middle of the Ears countries Chechen the Chechen Republic is a federal repepublic of Russia situated in the north Caucasus, Rian. a population of one point five million There go And the capital is Grosny in Grosny Oh have I absolutely cooked that up. No, no, no, you are looking pretty good there. It's right next to Georgia Georgia Azerbaijan is one of basically off side it's smack being in the middle of Hey Prags and cheits. It's in the middle of Mar Rossia Anyway, we've got that. Here he is getting a little bit of emotional on stage. his sun's gone down about eighty thousand people out in front of him and he's just overcome with emotion so disconnected from everything I've been trying my best to wake up every day I have felt in pain a lot and I don't know why for a long time. But every time I find your faces, every time I find your eyes Every time I look at you, I know that I belong somewhere. Re! feel safe from the outside world is something that I can never thank you enough for. And all I want to say is that this is your family. If you are ever scared, if you are ever frightened, if you are ever threatened, we will be there. I will fucking be there for you She's that audience look so connected during that. Huge audienence. So just a bit of a correction. Citsnya is in Russia. Prague is Cia. Oh Citsia. Yeah. Okay, well I'll screw that. How about in the same area though? There's Slovakia, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia North Macedonia Bulgia, Romania. Yeah ye o Now we all get we and Nellie was so we Nelli was talking about there it is Oh, sounds feral Drive with Jane Dunk this one here fellowas hopefully this makes it through to you. I heard you guys talking about it yesterday getting good deals. I got myself a deal of the year Weent to pickpark the other day and I picked up an entire nineteen eighty eight Mitsubishi Mirage GLX only one hundred thirty seven thousand Ks on the thing. W thing is pretty damn immaculate It cost me one hundred and fifty bucks They are great car. They I used to have one of those. Wellow, I say that it was my sister's one, but I got it lunch she upgraded. It was sort of I went from a eighty seven Honda Civic two tone. it was the Alex model, which is the shit one with the manual winders. Yeah had six six minindes across the back tray that one it was Maron on top and a mid Med grreay on the on the bottom, two tone The plastic bumpers. What about if we were to do a thing where By a car that was around before you were for five, before you were five U five and see what you could find on trrade Me So you were born in what year eighty five. Yeahes. So you could go two ninety. But you'd have to spend under five thousand dollars on buying the vehicle and see what you can get bang for buck I was eighty three, so I can go to eighty eight and see what I can find for under fivears. I I'm not sure you'd be able to get anything with a warrant for that sort of What was I? nineteen more? You're nineteen ninety nineteen up to nineteen nineteen.. eighty five. eighty five to ninety. Okay, I'm just doing this as we talk. Okay So I looked so we've got this we've got a Rangeover that we're getting rid of which sounds w flashhing that it is. Basically bought it off my wife's friend who was overseas As a car is a bit of a hack around in between vehicles And now we're getting rid of it. This thing here, I had to look at it. So brand new when it came out, it was two hundred twenty thousand dollars. I'll be over the moon if I get ten grand for this I'm just how funny is They're about to spend two thousand dollars on new mags and tres for it. Didn't you actually you bought it for twenty? No, I bought it for fifteen. Okay, it's not so bad, but the depreciation just continues all the way down the bottom of those And then I was say to look at what I'm up against in the current market And there is one that I would happily buy for fifth a, which looks Infinitely more flasher than anything that I've ever owned, you know? Rro What can you get? Fr the year that I was born A nineteen eighty five Honda City three and a hal thousand kilomet three and a half thousand dollars. It's only done one hundred thirty thousand k J warming up And it's a manual And it's sniffter grain. get it Well, it's just down the road which from where I used to live this selling it. It's in Auckland baby You know what's hilarious though, because I've still yet to sell the Nissan L, has a got a wf now But I couldn't even swap the Nissan Laf for that. and that was built in nineteen eighty five I reckon it's you a challenge Before you' five for under five And then we just just started looking though, there's plenty on there. And then we can just leave the we can eventually just leave it with the vehicle disposal Details on the window and the keys in the ignition and we'll just put it somewhere and do like a treasure hunt and people can find it and have it sick it is. This is a better one. This is a great game. Definitely do this in the couowsite. This is an excellent game. Sry. This one here, I've forgotten about these cars completely a nineteen ninety Ford Caprix turbo Five speed manual Uh Got a warrant through until the end the year. It's got a current rejo. Four and a half thousand dollars. It's convertible This is hilarious. Okay. let let's do this let's make everyone make it their homework And everyone will ask for the messages in tomorrow on the show. You can sort of let us know what your dream card be I mean be enough of you know bit of money put away, It'd be ridiculous person just is. But it does say it's a zippy one point six liter turbo. I've only got thirty two options that have been available to me. Most of them look like they would not be road worthy. Yeah, I can see the That city is out the gate. The No No way' s have to gream when you look at it. Okay. You might have found another one. Is it got great game? Is it beautifully shot But Yeahatistically sh Hear the boy. Rock dririve with Jay and Dunk. Day number two of Jay roacking people up by saying that ginger Kiss is suck Tim Tson earlier saying these used to do maple hazelnut kisss. they're amazing Chance are they weren't actually, though, Tim becausecause I'd still be doing them if they were amazing. Yeah. people just like know it was amazing. Tangy fruits too. Tangy fruits were amazing. You know else was amazing? Clinkers, they were amazing Jeffers weren't bad. Also someone said now this

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