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This is a podcast from Rover . Device is connected successfully. Jay and Dun . I love it. We're back baby. What a great weekend it was we'll hook into some of that chat a little bit later on in the show planning to get to the your chance to be in Vegas to see Metallica perform at the sphere. We've got your boarding call before four o'clock for this one the sixty K Neropet Workday Cheers Kemis warehouse continues too. You could be taken away thousand bucks if we play the first song after nine o'clock we played this morning again. A big old day for our rugby union players is at midday the All Black scene was announced you'll dig into that before four PM and it was a huge weekend of sport, super wrapped up, cricket went down and wars hit Christchurch. All the details and smoke open for you next. And how did Jay manage with no accommodations Saturday night for the super rugby ferin? We'll find out . Yeah, the fella Rock Drive with Jay and Dunk. What side is it? Smoko. 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It was an absolute spectacle that from start to finish it was gusting what felt like three hundred kilometer winds. We watched people get blowing over outside the cake tin when they're lining up to go in. How weird was it the wind wasn't like was DMAC was copying it Yeah, but it was almost yeah we, were talking about it in the podcast today. It felt like somebody that was in the Hurricanes coaching squad had a remote control ball on the field and they were in charge of the remote control ball. And it only worked when it was in the ch.est only worked in the Canes hands, yeah. And so we never like we were sitting, we were in the box we're hosted by Anne and the team at Kubota who were just spectacular and so gracious in their hosting. We myself Matty Matty Watson and our good buddy knuckles were chief supporters in a predominantly hurricanes environment . Ian was wearing a game worn Brad Shield shirt signed by him like it's like it was about as straight as you can get. Yeah . And where we were sitting or where we were in the box, the when DMAT kicked it, it went forward like fifty meters, sideways ten, then went twenty meters the other side and then ended up ten meters behind him. Like it was just gnarly. And then as we went down the field just before half time, as soon as they ran out, the wind switched completely around the other way. So they just copied it. They couldn't put a foot wrong . That was the most clinical game of rugby that I've ever seen executed by a team in the history of rugby in my opinion. They literally on paper didn't make a mistake from what I can gather. That I mean out of any oval ball sports miners that have to be the biggest thrhingas, I think. Yeah. It was crazy. You can have the tier there and then the other team that's in the final who deserves to be there operating there. Yeah. Amazing. Well under the hurricanes. Yeah, it was an amazing game and an amazing session afterwards as well . And I mean they the hurricanes had a game plan, they stuck to it and they executed well. I had a game plan. I stuck to it, I executed well and as a result of that, I'm actually feeling too bad today. I knew and what you didn't have to like sleep on a couch anywhere or anything? Nope, pushed it straight through, turned up, watched the game, steamed through the night, hopped on a plane in the morning, and then got home and then crawled back into bed about ten thirty yesterday. It's by the inspirational stuff. That is leadership material that worth mentioning as well . Egypt have just won three one over the All White , which is absolutely devastating. So they're hopes of hanging on by a thread . TV and Z plus st thereaming numbers have broken all records with the Orwitz FIFA World Cup campaign as well . Also with mention Black Caps had a huge win over England , two hundred fifty three runs in the test level to go one up to level up the test series and Matt Henry completely tearing through their battle line up to grab a record of eleven wickets for the match as well huge. If you didn't see it the great white ork in Navajo stirling remains undefeated in the UFC round two TKO on Kuda Ba Kudelaba who is normally seen as one of the scariest men in the division. He's like the gatekeeper for the top ten you need to beat him and then you crack into the numbers Yeah and he absolutely steamed him and had this to say at the end. The next big thing, you want to get in the rankings. Who would you like to fight the next time you step in the octagon ? Honestly, the divisions all over the place . I don't care who it is. I just want to fight maybe October next . Could be anyone Minniefield, Jang , Jacobi . I don't know, anyone those are the guys I'm thinking around my level. So yeah, man, we'll see, we'll see what you'll see when I do my what team wants to do. I just now want to get back in there. You'll be ready congratulations on another victory. Ladies and gentlemen, giving up for Navajo Stirl. Awesome. Well done, Magnus is proud. How it would have been if we do a stitch up and talk to Navajo and be like what about the next time you win? And they say, Who do you want to call that? Good say J Reese . Anyone be googling you? It was Jay Reed flight. Easy money . Easy to hit the is one big plane of shit. The walk drive. May JW G and taken out at the Navy based street race for the NASCAR. Not good stuff, eh? Nah. Cool setup though. San Diego 's still one of my favorite parts of the state, man I'll love it there. Yeah, if you ever get the chance to go, you gotta go and do the Midland the Navy ship. Yeah, aircraft carrier. Oh my gosh, so sick all the dudes that served in Vietnam are the ones that take you through on the tour. Yeah, just a whole bunch of veterans on board. It's cool. Speaking going real fast on the road, two blokes been arrested for street racing in Florida with an eighty five year old man caught at one hundred and eighty kilometers an hour. An eighty five year old bloke. And a sixty five year old bloke, both doing similar speeds, Bloke goes, I was just enjoying my car. The cars were? Corvette, Stingray versus Skyline . Cool . I mean, not cool, but cool. No. Man, it's not here so camera cool. The other thing I was just reading about football cup that's a Belgium player B inelgium's in our pool with the Your White. Yes. Jeremy Docu, I think his name is wants to leave the Belgium camp and the football world cup to go home for the birth of his first child, whichren I'm, like there is no cooler thing to be able to tell your kid that's how much you care about them. You left a World Cup. Yeah, to go and be at their birth. And of course, there's people that completely sit on the other side of the camp. There's a French TV reporter that rips this out. She goes , you're living out a childhood dream, you're gonna walk away from it all to attend the birth of your child, a disgusting moment if you're pardon the expression where the dad is completely useless . And then she's like, there's guys who took out loans just to see the match and you're not going all just to cut an umbilical cord. I was like obviously there's been some backlash from that shit game. Where I mean, that being said, then playing games, just staddy games. Yeah, they're games. But you know, my partner is expecting a child and it's in the middle of the World Cup. Do I forego my position within the World Cup team? If it means that much to me 'cause some bikes missed out as a result . Some blocks will get more game time when it goes home too. There's plenty going over for it, you would imagine. Yeah. Pretty funny. Like and now the discussions continue, but I don't know, open lines of communication probably could have clearly identified that the Mid East Buddy nine months and due right in the middle. Yeah . Yeah, I think it's you are a sports person and it is a game. Enjoying this podcast? Get more of the boys on their other podcast not for radio, uncensored yarns, nor tea, and laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcast. For the ABs and a few of the players that got named new coach, new teams. Probably one of the more exciting team naming we've had in a long time. Yeah, Dave Reneez dropped his thirty four man all back squad fishy came out at midday it's officially leaked a little bit earlier this morning. What embargo love it? Taking part in our segment. Ardi Savier is officially named as the skipper having spent a bit of time with him over in Japan. This is what Ardi had to say about it. Tonelloflav Ardi Savior here. It's a real honor and privilege to be able to be the leader of this team and this special legacy that we have . I'm really excited to get stuck into it with the brothers , but also be able to unite our country, unite our people, you know our players, our staff, and everyone that's involved . That's been a part of this journey in the country . Can't wait to serve I'm gonna make this team deal Poor Motion stuff there four new faces including the blues Lucy Anton Signa who has had a real glow up that makes him the ever German born all black he sort of he was part of the crew that got in over Duplicy Krifi, who obviously had an incredible super rugby season, but wasn't seen as the person that was needed for the job in terms of those four new faces Fei Feng Onoful from the Hurricanes. He's out there on the wing and a big bit of kit too real strike power out in the out in the mixer, Josh Morby from the Kanes also on the wing that combination has been punching points onto scoreboards all season long as you mentioned Anthony Singna and then Xavier Numer the Kanes prop as well. So a large number of people that were expected to make it but not when it comes to making the All Blacks and being one of those four that are the debutants, this is what Xavier had to say. Yeah, I was pretty young They're pretty special . Yeah, my grave parents being part of the world . So don't die . So I want to surprise them when the team gets announced . It's been a pretty cool feeling to see them see their reaction by pre parents, my grandparents , just being able to see their face when the team gets announced will be probably the blows . I don't know how to say it, but but it'd be the best feeling that I would have ever felt because my grandparent always talks about it . So it's not just my dream but being able to take my grandpa's last name and put on the mip will be true blessing for me. So yeah . How do you not get how do you not get fuzzed out for that sort of amazing? Probably more notable ones have that missed out. Tomighty Williams , Scottie Dog Roll Barrett, Fabian Hollid, and Lisa Final Group missed out because of injury . So yeah, to everybody that's in there. Jamie Hannah in there. No recoither. No Rico Yuani. Yeah They had a blond as well. They just won the weekend. The announcement done at the Field in Yellows Rugby Club and just having a look at the three grumpy men that make up the most important roles in the All Blacks at the moment and Dave Brennie B,arnes andy Graham Henry and the mixer as well. Cheese. They look like three that you wouldn't want to piss off. You were doing everything they say . No shortcuts . Hear the boys. Rock drive with Jane Dunk. How's this that stuffed up code ends running a comp at the moment be shane Jones for a day or and you get a twenty four hour limousine on standby for the whole thing. That is a great news to drop off your kids to school or go to rugby practice in it or get dropped off to work and it'll just be sitting outside wherever you want to go. Obviously you didn't you don't have to think about it. It's just gonna you know that's you do the high level stuff that's low level stuff which you're unaware of so you just, you know, it's not up to you.' Its t aken care of by somebody at a lower level, not exactly somebody like yourself at a higher level. Exactly. So go into stuff. co. zero to get them amongst that. Now, Benny boy, get away. After months and months and months, you managed to sell your BMW and you've got yourself a tow wagon and a boat now so it's like trade in one place trade in the midlife crisis sports car and then has a different midlife crisis . And then you got the nicely boat now and you've got a nice tow vehicle. But then one of your mates messaged you over the weekend and you've sort of come unstuck because of something you left in the BMW. A bit of a high stress scenario. So a few months back good man of mine got married. We went out on the stag do as you do, we made the rule between the boys, no, no phones, no digital photos, but we want ed to remember it someway. So we thought, you know what's a bit less risky? Old school print media. So we had a few disposable cameras. Yeah. Somebody following around with a pinhole camera in a hot box So I end up going and getting these things developed and I'm looking through them and going this is some problematic content here. Where was the stag do held? Was it New Zealand? It was here. It was here. So yeah, we went out on the boat and then we went over to Waihiki and then we came back. I won't give any more details from that so people can't guess whose it was . The problem occurred I got these photos developed. I started having a look through them. I thought to myself , I don't know if anyone needs to see these. When to put them into my workshop and can I just say for the record? You guys are wild . Can you just say that? Yeah . It was to the point where I went to put them into my work satchel and then thought it's a bad idea to have these on my person at work. Yeah , just in case you know, you know, your bag falls open and they spread across the floor. So I thought to myself, oh at the time, open my glove box on my car, tucked them in the glove box, carried on my way. Forgot they were there. Until my mate hits me up over the weekend and goes, bro, what um what have happened to those photos? Did you get them developed? I go, yeah, did them develop? They're in the glove box of the car . Blood runs cold. That I sold a couple weeks back . Oh boy. , what are we talking here? Is it five to ten or fifteen plus? I don't know what years in prison . That's New Zealand. It'll be sub five. Greg, will we? So I mean, you could just go like chances are that you could be well, there's a high chance you could be listening to this radio considering considering, you know, like every one of your presets would have been locked in to ninety point two for absolutely. If you are listening and you're now opening the glove box and discovering these things, please just put them in the oven. Just set them on fire. Don't open them. I don't want to have to pay for your counselling for the rest of your life. Burn them . They may end up coming back though because we used to see extreme lost and foul . This is extreme lost and foul. Where are you ? If we are lucky enough to get our hands back on these , how much are you willing to pay for the minimum blackmailed by JREPL E? We could sell them for a thousand bucks each year. You could buy them or someone else will buy a single photo for a thousand dollars. Yeah. If we manage to sell them all, we're going to have a huge send at Christmas time in Christmas. And then I'll bring a whole bunch of disposable cameras and then we'll lose them as well. So this is an example of extreme loss and found. Someone said they clipped a cat's eye with their toes slider on their boot, which is a little bit that wears out in your boot when you're riding sports motorcycles. Absolutely tearing it up on the Rumataka Hill a few years ago, Toast Slider went spinning off into space, driving the same way a few weeks later Toe Slider sitting right in the middle of the road completely fine. Score. Crazy. That is well played. This one here extreme loss and found loss from O llie, lost my glasses while pedalboarding in Vancouver , took three points of reference, dropped my board and life jacket on the beach, swam back out to spot, X dive down three ish meters, closed my eyes, put my hand out, felt my glasses. Oh my god were my words you little beauty . That is a beautiful that's one of those ones that you wouldn't think would ever happen. Who someone lost their wedding ring recently and they literally had to you know, when you, start sifting through sand at the beach , like one of the chances every single hand of sand that you get is basically burying the thing deeper if you haven't got it. And it was two handfuls of sand and in one of the hands you had the ring sifted it out. So the phones might turn up mate. Might not as well. Probably more likely not to, but I'd encourage no one to go looking for them . Good luck with that. I'm sure that won't be the only thing that undoes you this year. Mm , I'm drooling. Oh yeah, Kevin. Rock drive with Jay and Dunk. Now did this a while back, Jay . You thought we did it last year. We in fact did not do it last year. It's been a couple of years since I've done this one. The slickest slogan awards. Last time it was at the Spark Arena we had red carpet obviously, budgetary constraints meant that this year we have to do a little bit more low brow, a little bit more inhouse but still, carries the same amount of weight and it does enable these businesses to put the sticker up on the window just to let the let everybody know that they have won this award. Much like a fish and chip shop they've still got nine ninety seven 's best fishing chips on their window. Yeah, yeah, well let me run you through some of the ones from previous years Those are iconic , but are they New Zealand's sickest slogans I'm going to take it back to twenty twenty two. The first year we did this J REV. I remember well yesterday's meals on wheels, a septic truck in Blenham . That was in third place in the second place the firewood guy in Queenstown, let me put my wood in your box . The winner from twenty twenty two from tow towing , not after an arm or a leg J yourust toe . It's about TW O twenty twenty three, third place . We may be slow , but we are rough and expensive . Electrician outfit . twenty in second place from Transport Cove been hauling since before you were crawling and the winner from twenty twenty three, the last time we did this A one plumbing, fisting dunnies for money's . So they were the sickest slogans in the country. Yeah . The last two times have done this . It's been three years , so there's got to be more. And plus chat GPT's a thing now too . That's how most businesses now come up with a slogan. We've actually found a free slogan generator online as well. Have we? Yeah, great . So you're just basically being in it once again. It's AI generator will actually make it available to everybody. So you can also have some gold. So we're going to announce the top three for twenty twenty six after five this evening. So you got roughly just under an hour to get yours in. You can text us three, five, two, zero. We'll do some like specially recommended as well. Yeah, there's some special calm morning . Still those ones to get the well deserved certificates from Calf Club Day. It's kind of like a Sanitarian Weekback scratch on metal. Yeah maybe a little bit better than that yeah. A little bit better. Holdable way. Yeah, no, highly commended certificates. That was after So Texas through three, five, two, zero, that twenty past five will do the winner for that. Do you want to give that a geez? Check out the link in the show notes. Before we go to the news, we'll play Andrew Webser coach of the Warriors talking about Charles Nicoloks said and his body four tries, fifth one disallowed over the weekend which is unbelievable but first AB's you can do that if you want Yep. Oh no, this is this sorry I was one down there. This is a Facebook marketplace is a place where Dunk often hangs out, loves himself a deal and so this pops up every now and again they come through the Denny Dictionary absolutely delivers The Denny Dictionary is like an Australian urban dictionary, isn't it? Yeah, pretty much . So these are different names for Facebook Marketplace, which I think if you can pick your favorite one, this will let us know I'll use it because I did bring it up a bit on the show This first one off the bat, the digital vinnies. Yeah, the Saint Vanida Pulps, yeah Digital Vinnies, digital sillies. Karen's Kmart is another one The Bogan Bazaar. Yes . There's a website called Gumtree over in Australia, which is where everyone does this sort of trading exchanging. You see the Gum Tree, they call it Scumtree . No, there's another one here. Buy swap and be F the Round is another one. Oh, that is so good. The failed hobby shop Flea bay . Stolen Toys RS , and the last one here, the Muckaround Merry Go Round. The Muckaround Merry Go Round. Jesus so good. It's so good. Just as an example , oh, I think Kaden and Bianca's wedding is off. She's posting her engagement ring on the digital vinies . Oh man, that is it could be cool stolen eighteen volt pow tools and more . Yeah if you've got any names . They're all pretty good man. Right. Well , can you make some first comment? Yeah . Can you measure the inside of the pockets for me ? Oh man is that a right, almost five o'clock after five this evening. We're officially going to announce our slickest slogans of twenty twenty six. This is for businesses . So if you want to get a late entry in now's the time three two zero and to take us into the air s, Andrew Webster on how good seeing Kay was at the weekend . Special for the boys, the club, whole of New Zealand Cross Church. Like a lot of people to kind of think I just think the stadium is a credit to the country . I just thought I thought the crowd, the atmosphere, the sport we've had the last couple of days and the boys were so excited to play here. So I mean, I said the boys are created history tonight, the first worries team to play in the new stadium and I know that's been a long time coming for the city, but they should be really proud. Charles Nicola Cooks that we made a big deal of how versatile is and to be able to put in that performance for tries on the wedding, how special is that? Yeah, he's mister versatile his team first charts all the time. He 's definitely preferred positions full back is very good at it. He's elite but we need him to play on the wing right now and he 's holding his gloves up, he's learning all the time and I'm very grateful to have him. Big Barney drawing the big breath through the beak there could have been a bit of a mouth breathing just to keep the microphone not so hot. That's a stitch up though, wouldn't it? Because he can't hear that. He's just sitting there. So that's probably on whoever put the mics in front of him. Yeah He was good. He was also electric. I love seeing him all chopped open and bleeding. He just gives it everything hey. Yeah, I should do that more for the radio show. Yeah . Going over twelve stitches across the dome. I can just ceiled. I've been at Dunkin', threw my coffee mug at me . Darth Vader mying way through the bra kes like he is Right. There is this one here, last one for the Facebook Margare Place, the red hot tool shop . Rob Drive with Jane Dunk and it's been a while since we've done this and I may as well run through for those that have just joined us , some of the winners from previous years, but this is New Zealand's slickest slogans. This is businesses with a slick slogan not, necessarily slick name because sometimes the name's just names, but the slogans where you can have a little bit of fun and have a bit of attitude or make people laugh or whatever. This one I'm just going through, I'm just double checking because sometimes people put these in. We're not known for our fact checking, but we would hate to throw some business under the bus with a fake slogan, which is just funny for us . And so while I was going through checking the septic tank cleaning business because they seem to be the businesses with the most sort of fun in their name, you know . When you're dealing with somebody else's waste, then obviously you need to probably try and make the game a little bit more fun, but there's a septic tank cleaning company here in New Zealand which is called Brown Freight . See, there was one that came third in twenty twenty third in twenty twenty two and Blenham is a separate truck that says yesterday's meals on wheels. Yeah , which we loved. Number one with you and number one with your number two's Dave's Fencin Toilet Higher and Christ . So the twenty twenty two winner was not after an arm or a leg, just your toe, toe towing. Yeah, that's good. And then twenty twenty three winner was A one plumbing fisting dunnies for money . Which is to see one year again a beauty. And then we haven't done it since then. So it's been three years so it is time to get into it . Those are iconic , but are they New Zealand's sickest sickest slogans ? All right, I'm just gonna talk again. Yes. Aaron's just shoved in because the one that I was talking about then Brown Freight was a septic tank cleaning service. Aaron's texting goes, The Brown Freight trucks have stall bus signs on them . Highly commended, put them in there as well. Oh yes. Okay, these are also highly commended but not in the top three es imaginable. Blast your shits with backpacks on them sitting on it Hayes Masonry, the best lay in town spotted Patoni, lower heart, highly commended. Congratulations. Carpet layer laid by Jake, best lay in town. Vinnie with polyp flooring guaranteed lay only a phone call away. Well done. Highly commended. Yeah, I like the rhyming in that. JT plumbing, we lay more than pipes and last highly comm ended for twenty twenty six when it comes to the slickest business slogans . Husband has a water or water board drilling company. Slogan is drillum fillem, Villum . It's a simple business model. Very effective . So don't we have taken out third place at the slicker slogan awards for twenty twenty six Duncan Hide . This is in the watered up there is a bill board that says Bush is back and it's advertising a local plant nursery. Thank you living on. Congratulations, Wadan, Wadan. Taking that second place Duncan high. I'm going to go with the Spud Collective. Their slogan is Eat Soleep Potat Repeat and taking out New Zealand's most illustrious award when it comes to advertising and the slickest slogan awards for twenty twenty six and to Dominik Bauer in this as long as we possibly can . The winner is who Her Duncan . Hi . Thomas hydraulic hoses , and their slogan is You Blow Wecre! Congratulations ! Congratulations . The slicker slogan on twenty twenty . Thomas hydraulic hoses . Well done. Overly that's on the staff uniform as well . This looks like a Jackson Pollet painting. Thank you very much for everyone that text in. If you've just joined halfway through and you're like, Damn could have had a crack at that. We'll be back next year . We might do some more highly commended for Late Mail at about six hundred thirty five this evening. Cheers to that, Rock Drive. So had a message last week, a text come through saying, Dunk, I'm not sure where they've gone. And I said, Whype they? They said the best burger pickles of all time. This is one that you let out of the bag last year. I found them. Got a bunch of people onto them. You can only buy them at one place at that point in New Zealand. It was you were the tastemaker. You were the pointy tip of the spear and as a result of that the business exploded. Now , the ones I'm talking about and you can only buy them at WalWorse . These are called Falberg Burger Pickles. They taste exactly like probably the most famous burger on the planet's pickles . We're talking about your favorite burger the big bang. Are you thinking that I mean I'm not entirely sure where they get their pickles from, but it kind of felt very close to the original that they're running. Oh, it was exactly the same and I was like , You saying this is big business trying to cover their tracks here. I don't know what's going on, but I smelled a rat and I was ready to go and find that rat. So jump straight up. I'm surprised we're talking about this in the mainstream media So my I heard they control everything Jane Dunk in told . I'll be cheating them in the car when you think . Sorry, I've heard they've got to delay your dump button and they can delay the whole thing. That's right. Okay, yeah. Okay, so back to back to people on task here, Mate. Street. Taking a big business here. Yeah . You doing that big food? Yeah, guys in a big I've taken on everyone. First ball of Columped onto the Woolworth website and I was like, well maybe everyone has to sustain they can't buy them locally, but maybe Woolworth can send them out of some big warehouse and jump on there. You're saying that they took them all. Why don't I jump on there, mate? They're gone out of stock, out of stock at all worse. And then I was like, well, just buy them somewhere else. You know what, Jate, I couldn't . I jumped on this website. It's called Milk Run website. That listed them as in stock, add to cart , put in my cart, add my address instantly . Disappears says I can't send them out to me. I've done a bit of research myself . And Milk Run is a subsidiary of Willis as well. So this makes sense. Tough . Maybe they were the last one to be able to get crushed out of it . So then I go to the people that make these things Feelberg's fine foods dot com dot au try and go on their website. Guess what happens ? There's a white man outside your house? We'll be later. But their website's down , and that doesn't work. And I'm like, well, this is just weird back to the drawing board of cool worse. And then I got this for fifteen minutes and got no answer. I wonder how often someone because I know they're a busy business . Wonder how often they pick up the person that's on the other end of that four wheeler, picks up the phone and just hears snoring . Well, with that , probably quite often . So then I was like, well, maybe Feelberg is a subsidiary of another company. Dear . And they are. If you had the company's register, Riviana Foods Limited in Australia go on their website not working What ? So I don't know what's happened but I'm gonna yeah I need to dig deeper maybe get Patty Garrell onto it There's no other there's no other good options either like you go you get another pickle and you put it in your burger and you go kind of Yeah. Well, I mean it's the substituting of it . You just cannot. Shouldn't be this hard as all I'm saying, you know ? So more to report, that's where I got to this morning before we had to go and do the North Radio podcast. There is one . There is one. Do you know a guy? I know a guy, I don't know if you probably got some in the black market. Like, I'll pay double . Can I reveal any point? Have you got some? There's a couple of guys in suits who just signed in for you, don't get the reception. Well, can you go out there and say that you're me? Because I've got to play this Oasis song. Thanks Mate . I think we should use the trapdoor underneath the desk because this is the first time it's gonna be enacted. Oh shit I won't fit down there I needed to come back to pipe in the arse and be in a green paddock guys. I was in this lovely rock drive with Jay and Dunk. Yeah yesterday afternoon was amazing I love a four o'clock Warriors game means that my boys can watch it before getting caught up in the bedtime stuff which is awesome. So I sat down and watched a good chunk of it and I said I've always said when you watch a whole game of the all blacks or the warriors I'll take you to one but I won't be taking it until then. That's a great rule as well because so often kids want to go and particularly when they're young and they kind of can't sit there and if you're a fan like if you're a proper fan like we are real hard to turn up and go want some chips I want this and they keep needing to get up and go you need to tour it. If you're not an age where you can go to the bathroom by yourself or sit there for forty minutes ye ain't going. I just want them to enjoy it too . I don't want them to be like can I like go and line up for some more food or get a drink? Can I have some lollies? No, when you sit there going there to watch one of the greatest teams on planet Earth . And I'll look forward to that day, but I'll hold off as long as I would need to. And if it can be a day like yesterday, I'll be a happy band. Here's Harrister Beat They hit the short side here again a second now Harris to Beata Space again Nickel Floxad down the link wing hitting the is the head track burning up the Pazo twelve picky versus Thomas League is four it's four Nichollas Cockstar shortside, Ron Ten is elected . He wants to try Army soon does get one. Pressure here at the back . Pressure, look try as it is. Glriors have beaten North Queensland Dirty eight points to twenty . How's the energy in the commentary box, eh? He brings the noise . I was sort of switching between glorious stuff Australian commentary and that commentary as well both on par . Now this coming weekend if you weren't wondering who the warriors are playing this is a ripper we're playing the dolphins . dol Thephins are third on the table, so second plays third, Westle, second . Geez, I love the tribe app . Yeah . It's a goody. Yeah. Well, I've just seen our faces pop up on it. They're running an up for radio ad, which is cool. So that's going to be super exciting. If you're wondering when that game is gonna be , you are looking at Saturday night five o'clock . Another great time for it. Four days, twenty three hours .es Awome . What's our running? What's the running look like for us at the moment? We're going to easily than some other teams watching a game. They're like, Oh, they got four of the top five teams in the next four weeks, one of the teams That's the cowboys have got Pennth and as well and they will be absolutely hurting after losing so they will be coming back with sting while you do that, Jay going to play you the latest on New Zealand front runners for the twentieth NRL team. New Zealand is the new front runner to win the NRL's twentieth licence despite a strong push for Queensland to form a fifth team. Well, Lizzie, we know that two new teams are entering over the next couple of seasons, of course that is perfect and papa New Guinea. So you'd have to say the new team, the twentieth team would have to be either twenty twenty nine or twenty thirty . People did think it was going to be Queensland pushing very hard for a fifth team there. They say they've got enough fans to support a fifth team, but it looks like now that New Zealand is the front runner. They say the warriors are doing really well. They wouldn't want to take away their fan base. So it would be the southern part of the country probably, based Christchurch. We know that the NRL bosses are going over to New Zealand after the state of origin wraps up after game three to have a look around to see a new stadium, but we also know that state of origin is going to be heading over to New Zealand for a game next year. So I'd have to say if you're going to put your money on what it would be at this stage I would be backing New Zealand as the twentieth team. If you were just I was just thinking then the Kotaki Tanger Jersey that Louis Brown Sick designed the boys were in on the weekend . Great job too on the on the bench Shawnee Johnson and Louis Brown former teammates, good mates off the paddock as well. We're talking about it . There is there is a decent number of players that come out of the South Island. The in that game alone , I think there might have been four from that maybe four lads or two Star Smiths from Cross coast. Yeah, one of the blokes that was in the cowboys team, he was from the West Coast. Yeah . He was you could spot his family . Just huge units and a grandma wearing a cowboy cowboys kit in the stands . So yeah, there's a large number. It's a very strong league area in New Zealand. So it would make sense that they know if they are looking, it'll be a good way of keeping pathways open down there. Full noise no brakes ro,ck drive. Have a go this renewed story? This is the bloke that decided to cut off his own foot brazilian bloke and the idea was he would get an insurance payout for losing a limb. So it was faked a robbery gone wrong , cut off his own foot to try and get the four hundred grand compensation. Didn't? Got caught. Are we going to jail? Different outcomes to the one he was after four hundred and hero to no foot and zero. And also speaking of Brazil's same time the new story out of Brazil hackers in Brazil breached the national emergency alert system overnight a message millions of people warning of an imminent alien attack . It's a lot I mean not that you should encourage this sort of thing, but that's how nerds have fun . Oh man, that would have been buddy want toed crack a whiskey too, wouldn't it? What was that roll out into your phone? They would have been sitting there sweaty with glasses on one massive pot of coffee on one side and three huge five hundred mil energy drinks on the other side all talking to each other by themselves in their own musky little dens underneath their parents houses laughing away at how funny it is. Oh yeah. Or haven't you got a mate that's yacht into Fiji? Yes. Have you heard from him in a while? Yep, he's up there, got back already. Yeah. So he went a trip, he cut his trip. He took seven days to get up. They said it was awesome. So there's the reason I asked is a Kiwi yacht drift with no power or rudder six hundred kilometers off Fiji . The four people aboard are waiting for a total based rescue vessel to reach them. I thought it might have been your mate . But how is that? They're leaving from here to go and pick them up . Yeah . That is a long way. It's still one of those things I'd like to excuse go on boys trip organ. Yeah, they sailed up or he sailed up with a couple that he knows and they have a beautiful big like sixty foot catamaran and he goes imagine the most opulent lounge that you've ever been on just cruising across the top of the ocean surface. So cool. And then he the beauty of, I don't know if you've been on yachts or stayed on yachts before. But when you're in a normal sailboat , the head of the boat is normally where the main cabin is and then you kind of drop back in behind and have the other rooms back there. And so when you're in a camatera and you have basically two different sides of the house, you don't hear each other. And so you have guests on one side and then you have your own clothes on the other side, which makes it nice and easy. You can just escape into your own sort of area. Exactly. Crawling over top of each other. Yeah, it is it is one of those things on speaking into existence. I'd love to spend a significant amount of time on a cadamarine sailing around the world and in my not too distant years. Think what you want I can. I think what you wan dona instead of like doing a massive outlay is just rent one. Yeah. Rent another rich person's one and realize that you're not being realistic. You're not gonna do that forever. Like you're not the type of person that's gonna, you know, cruise around the world in a cadam, but you might not want. So why not rent it? Now the I was looking at this strangely doing the numbers on it and to buy one it's around probably one point two million. And you lost me. Yeah , no to rent one . But when you bring those bring those boats back up in Europe after sailing and around in Europe, then you get this massive tax break on it as well, which then probably show about four hundred grand off the thing. And you can sell it for generally two hundred more than what you would have lost on it. And where as it comes to renting them? They're about twenty five grand a week. So you can go , it's an investment babe. Yeah, totally. Okay , again, and I feel like I'm saying this to you a bit at the moment, but make sure you have your recorder on when you pitch a danner . Oh, sounds feral. I love it. Rock Drive with Jane Dunk. Late Mail A little bit of late mail here. Just a message from Jared, my mechanic who's actually storing my sixty six holding HR station wagon. Has been for a long time man and butler already only works on six stuff and I was like there's no car cover on it and he just mentioned saying yeah there is and then sent me his security camera footage of the car sitting there beside all these other amazing cars that are always sitting there. So that's why it's the best and two steps ahead when you've got no idea. Geez, the car that's sitting beside mine looks like some sort of Cruella DeVille car . Look at it. know You that big long the Dalmatian car? Yeah . Is it called the Devil? Is that why Devil? Is that why she is? She's named after a car. So she could have been called Cruella Camerry or something . Not the same ring tone . Not a ring tone. Not the same ring to it. Hey, also as well, the other piece of late mail I want to get to from NATO who's a UK listener. He says, Hey guys, Megan. I understand you're all coming over to the UK for the stone skimming. I hope Jay w ins. Anyway, I know you've probably got hundreds of messages about meeting you guys, but generally it would be an honor for me and my wife to meet you guys . She knows that I listen religiously to you guys , especially after operation when my gulbladder nearly decided it wanna kill me. Jesus. Wow. One of those things that happens you go, Oh, that's what a gallbladder is all of a sudden you become an expert in gallbladders. You know what gallbladder does? No . Is that the one that's supposed to help you with digesting sticks and stuff . That's back in the day we don't need it though. Possibly not yeah, it's kind of like your acid regulator. It's what tops up there. Tops up the levels. Yeah, I think that's. And when it bursts through your body oh it feels like you're dissolving from it. Worse than an appendix bursting. Yeah. Listen to the rock drive every morning to get me through tough time tough times, especially with work and the encouragement to get up and go. A few months ago I got the snip and I asked the surgeon to play the radio slash spotify he did. I bet now there are two more listeners. You be already living about fifty minutes from Camden and Kent ucky this probably going to be working same for a couple of days when we're in London. Please keep out the good work it would be a pleasure to meet you guys , especially Benny Boy, but I know how busy you'll be on this trip. We'll make time. We absolutely will. Good on you, Nado. Good to have you listening. We get a lot of those messages coming through. You pitcher. Just done to sort out the itinerary now , which is going to be awesome. Starting to feel real . It is starting to yeah, there's quite I've got to get onto getting the NZID blazers done up . Oh man, this is going to be so cool. Yeah , support crew away. Everyone'ss small so it look like I'm on the computer. What All the gear. Yeah, we gotta get no idea. Full Addie Destroxy somewhere in the Russian mob. I might find a little chat about the CRC Rust revival Vapo Russ, which is out now. Sam says she should give it to Westie Lee for him to dunk his rusty orange nuts in. Mm , good work . Ooh, all the best bits from the Rock Drive with Jay and Dunk. Hey T. Listen live on our rapper over three to seven PM New Zealand time Monday to Friday. Give me the best bits This is great stuff just rugby related big w Jopamie, Mc Intosh who's part of the coaching staff for the hurricanes just posted up that the boys are still deleting tubes at the moment. So with the sun setting in Wellington there's going to it.. Good narrative What have we been Monday now? Oh yeah. Crack their first one at what nine thirty, nine o'clock Saturday. Yeah, it was great going that but I wanted to bring up or have a little highlight basically what was going on when it came to Josh Morby and how he was playing like this son last year is playing from Montpellier over in Lefranse and by Jesus he had one hell of a season just glowing right up and straight into the frame he goes . Congratulations. What I love those when you think you're on the out and then lo and behold, you get the call up to the biggest platform and the biggest team when you think it's all done, you know ? How's this for a headline as we round out the show ? All white being old left with rip shorts and bloody kit after controversial non cool . So he's adamant he was fouled in the buildup to Egypt's go ahead goal and says he has the scars and rip shorts to prove it. Apparently the Egyptian player fell on his ball sack Oh wait that'll do it that will do it I've touched the ball and I feel like he's then fouled me as he's gone to fall down.' Hes fallen down on my ball sack and ripped my shorts and underwear. I was worried because it was a really sharp pain, but it's all fine. I've been checked by the doctor . Honestly, one of the wildest text messages came through on Friday afternoon . Yeah . This was I told so many people in the weekend . How much time we got? Now go to the Rock Trail podcast on Friday afternoon and skip forward to the segment that's Yanard just got on with the day and I guarantee that it'll be one of the wildest things we would have heard in so long. Like we talk about gnarly stuff all the time this show that takes the cake. It's the bloke that was playing rugby and miss and got the sprig to the head and then what happens after in the shower is out the gate. So search rock drive wherever you get your podcast it'll come up or you can takes chat to three zero Have a great night New Zealand will be back in tomorrow afternoon from three Betty Boy joins on the night show after seven. He's got some hella tunes lined up for the likes of the Arctic monkeys of Darkness and Metallica. I'll catch you tomorrow from three, Paul Muddy here . Heroo Rover . Rover, music, radio podcasts