Inheriting Wealth and Future Plans

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We're game. let us know Finally, London people who couldn't get tickets, those of you who aren't on the patron side, who maybe are on the patron side, but we're a little bit slow to the button. We've got big things coming in London soon. Keep your eyes peeled, get on the patron if you want priorary access. I'm hoping the stuff we've got coming is going be big enough that everyone's going to be able to buy ticket patron, non patron, whatever. Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for your time. ennjoy This episode O the sccreenwot podcast Welcome to the Screen Rck podcast. The podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and indeed our mind shat to everyone who subscribes to us either on Apple, Spotify or YouTube, Do us a massive favor as well as those who are giing us five star revs. We really appreciate that. Big shout out to the patrons who pay for this podcast for the threereemasons on three pounds nine month They gain extra episodes like this every single week, plus access to the Rck bar, the liveestream show that we're doing once every single month. The Illuminat get all of that for five night nine a month, plus a free hat on their head and access to a group chat and a discord manad. Big shout to Eugene who does our Twitter account might be sent by God. My God Big wink and a kiss. the ladies who listen who are indeed some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies the UK and I'm here with Jake Ferrell pleasure be here as always. Second episode of the day never know where this is going to go. Always goes a bit Caffeinated off Kilter. Yeah. Well, you say caffinated. I've got a lovely fanta Very nice. I only have that on holiday. It's beautiful weather here in England Sunny Soho. Yeah I like a fantyon when I' on holiday Everyone says that. No one actually enjoys it. What do you mean? I like that. You can't tell me what I like. It's a fucking. you'd love that. you to me what I like. That's Gary c, is it? That's what he does Would you like drinkking day It' munine eleventh, That's not true She's like, what he's like, That's what you want. That's what what That's for ye Yeah that last week was for them an hour ago for us. yeah, yeah sure, sure, sure. Welcome back. Iope everyone's good. I may I just start by I wanted to u Read out some of the reviews that we get for this podcast clase I did a thing few weeks ago. I was like, if you leave us a nice review, I want to read some of them out I want to read this review, this is signed off by someone called Key blinders barbers My mental health has been bad since I was made homeless after the closure of my barbershop that had nothing to do with copyright infringement, but listening to these podcasts keeps me warm inside when I'm begging for change outside Holloway Road, Tesco Express, Bosh And I've always said the listeners to this podcast were way funnier than the podcast itself. Eugene, obviously the funniest member of the team, second funniest member of the team, the listeners, then you and I joined third, I think, that's where we are. Yeah. We got a couple of one stars, didn't we? I mean had a one one star where it was literally my personality that they didn't like. They really liked you They consider you to be erredite. There's another one titled Bonny Blw Away this review. Great to listen to when I'm in a long queue... So thanks for doing the reviews. Keep them coming in. a bit more Admin wise, have we got tickets left for two tour dates? We've just stoppedking about the tour, which is probably not the best promotional outcome I us. Yeah, well I mean, I don't think there'll be many left. There are literally like ten, fifteen left in leads and Bristol. Yes I will say that you are right to point out that Well, Let me just get my thinking out Um Tickets would have gone on sale for London and Birmingham We don't know if there'll be any left. I don't think there will because it's a small room in Birmingham and London is a fairly small room and a lot ofolisters live there. So there might be tickets left to London and Birmingham. We wish we could help you here. Maybe what I'll do is one of those videos You know, sometimes before the episode, I either apologize Yeah or tell theter. Yeah, you either got to vlog something or you've got to apologize for something you've said. Yeah, yeah. so yeah, there might be some tick' live. Talking Talking of the rest of the UK. I know you are the King of Hollowway Road. That's true. And you're I mean, you're the number one face around there. You're kind of like. Can I just say you've said that before. I was like, yeah, I think I'm the King of Hollowway Road and you were like I've always harbred suspicions that you consider yourself a face around Hollllowway Rad.. I want to just clarify, I don't think that I'm like famous on my street because of screening a comedian screen or No, no, heaven forbid. It's just pottering around No' aware of that. Yeahah yeah. I just try to make that clear. I don't see myself as like a famous comedian. I see myself as like an idiot who's always up and down the road. No you are famous in places S someone's fucking life. Yeah famously But you are famous in like places where a lot of people listen to this podcast like Penonville, Broadmore, those kind of places. That's the upperand of the Emirates. Yeah the upper s of the Emirates' true I don know you'd never move away from Hollllowway Road. you're set for life, like Tony would never leave New Jersey. If you had to live in one other city in the UK, have you ever thought about which one it might be No, I haven't. And I tell you what I really like that question. Why do you mind if we c that me on something else? Why? I don't like things about that They like thinkking about what That's genuinely made me feel really I don't like Leaving London whereere to live. Yeah No that's where would no, I don't I don't like that youreats some meills I't it. And I'm like you've literally talked about like I want to fetish. My m ifift the gir's bum and I'm like would you Would you like tove in a different city? you're like, No, that's beyond the pale that. I know, it's not no. I'm like I could't I don't know It just m madeakes me feel a bit weird. I don I don't know. mayaybe like I don't know if I've really liked Folkedom was orright on t all, Folked They've got that they've got that thing Yo Cono did a bit of artwork on the high street. Yeah. Yeah you shut up about it, would they? Yeah,. This is the art quarter. Yeah because youve got graffiti. Now yeah, fcusing for me. Well used it. Oh. No, that's interesting. Have you considered it?ave you Well I mean, you did move to Halfordshire and then came back where you tell between your. you always say that. you always say tell between my legs. I didn't I came back had to standing tall It's like that' been the Simpsons where it's in Mr. Burns's office, it's apppplicant supply and it's the door and it's like reapplicants, you have to come crawling back through the thing Yeah, I think now have we been anywhere on tour that you're like, I could live here U, I actually yeah, I love I mean, I love leads. Proper time in Manchester. I've not really been to Manchester much. That was class as well U I don't know, I reckon I wouldn't mind going like proper countryside next time. If we could do the screen rock podcast entirely remotely, I would go like full on wilderness shit as far ye, as far out as they can get And I'm divorced, by the way. No I'm gonna be dipping into the countryside. Oh yeah. Well I'm going on a stag d This weekend, I'm going on a Oh, I didn't realize there was countryside involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're heading up to the countryoy Is that where you're going Do the drugs Well, we're going do drugs all day. Yeah. we will do them in the country as well as well. Yeah ye. You're not going to the country specifically for the drugs. No, no, we're going to buy them. I' I to go get some in a minute actually I'm meet someone essentrial after this Pare with the Parisetar with mean, obviously. Yeah. But I no, I Yes, we're going on a stag, we're watching the boxing in Tottenham around the actual event, right? Oh right. Got a rooftop bar. with the TV so we'll watch it up there. Bragging aboutving a TV class. Well we have to bring our own TV G! Okay, so it was relevant Okay. then what? And then and then yeah we booked in a little house in Chasant R right, we're gonna go to Chison. Why Prety done There's like a couple of us involved in booking and planning this thing. Right. And the guy who was in charge of accommodation, like he sent me like a house in Finy Park and I was like, yeah, that work And he sent me another one in top. I was like, Yeahah that work as well. And then before you that, he was like, Well, I chn't huh Yeah why not? Yeahah, fine fine. let's get up to Chesen. let's get up there, cause some madness. Let's see what the locals think of us Well after some two being a bit ago is the coola the is the house like away from lots of other houses or is this Oh no, amongst loads I think we're gonna to get kicked out. ye. Oh God. Oh my go. things this is one of the things about my brain and my sister has this problem as well. if if if a bad thing if a bad thing' about to happen, right, But it's not my fault I won't stop it happening Interesting. Do you understand what I mean by? Yeah, I do. So my sister sometimes has been driving around, I've watched my sister do this. She's been driving around aroundab and someone will pull out on her The normal thing to do is to stand the brakes on. Yeah. She goes, no, your fault if you get hit, not my fault and just keep driving. nearly kills people. Right I don't really spe it's my sister anymore. And But like this thing, I know it's going to go wrck Right I know it's gonna day, R. You're not going to tell. I said to Matt, I was like, donon't book us into a nice house in Chesant, right and lie and say that we're a family of five when it's actually like fifteen lads, don't do that because they'll have cameras and they'll just kick us out. Matt was like, no, no, they won't. I was like, okay becausecause I think what I like, I think I enjoy being proved right. Yes, more than having a bed to sleep at night Join the club, brother That's why we get along so well This is it. Now we're really getting somewhere.rog. We're arrogant and aloof and actually more fun to say, I told you so than it is to say well done for doing something right. Exactly ye that's correct. Y no, yees. so I'm up to the country. I don't my in laws live in the country in the west of Ireland. Right right in proper country. Pper mainer fire country. Oh my god. It is fucking I love Iish. I love Ireland. I love my Irish in law family, blah blah blah. ourur brerethren I met there in a couple of weeks actually I' got a stand for my nephews Cunions Do you know what that means? No, I don't know what that means No I don't It actually mean there's not enough seats in the church. But I don't know. I have to be involved. I have to be the guide I believe there's okay. you do. Yeah Yeah, I got I did my first early Communion and I can't remember what that bit of it is. I don't maybe my auntie and uncle were like my don't really think you have sponsors or anything Oo, sponsor implies financial input. I don't know. I' agree to that. You have to bring a bit of money, I don't know. Anyway Bungy Macon and scen Mate, you get out there and you're saying you want to live rural. Fucking wait till you see what realilro actually means. Right It's fucked. It is crazy. They don't have proper roads where my mrs's dad lives. He's got this house. It's just in a field. Yeah. And I' always say that I'm like We're in the middle of a field. And she's like, whyy is that weird to you? It's like 'cause there's a fucking field there. There's no house next door. There are fucking neighbourors. You can't see them. Yeah yeah I if he's had didn, I should have gone there for the stck dude They've had to dig like a little road out to be able to get a car to the house. He's had to dig his own road. Is this a common occurrence? Is it's just your father in there? There's loads of them doing it. There's loads of them living like this. They're orbits or something. Where man Ina see if a little fucking wizard came a little wizard came up this road being like, I need you to get rid of a ring. I'd be like Yeah, this feels right. Yeah yeah. old big old wagon of fireworks. Yeah ye ye that's all of the took right here guy, fucking chuckking suits of arm down well,s like you read about So it's like it's kind of off grid. It's not attached to the road network. No internet. I mean I remember like the first time going over there. my mister is like, why don't you come stay for like a week with my family? you know, and you can just work from my dad's house. God getet there and like prison sentenenceces fs don't work. the fucking there's no internet. It's like old, did you not bring a dongle I we' going to the fucking moon. What are you talking about It's just like not yeah, it's crazy and and and like But I do think it's like to be around other humans to be stimulated. Like I think where I live it's a bit much It's a bit much. Do what I mean?ike I'm treading over bodies outsideomino' people.ike it's a bit much. lot was all going around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but I also think that way is the road to madness as well. Do you know? And I don't think you would do well. I think you need other people around you, sort of. Oh yeah no, I'm aware, I'd go badly. You need a bit of shine shining areas. Yeah ye or you know, playm sake aboutad boy, that kind of stuff What'd you think you would do? I'd get halfway through seven novels, both reading and writing them. I would desperately try and like quit smoking or something, drive the car into the nearest town by loads of fags. smmoking yeah. Yeah, just all kinds of stuff like that. Classic FM will comealm on all day just try trying to quiet the voices. thing, you like to think that you're like not above, but very different to some of the nutters that I hang around with You're actually very similar Yeah, I just don't do drugs, yeah. Yeah, But like you're fired up on nicotine, caffeine drs. Ao of three drugs that I take all day every day. I don't take any drugs yeah. abbsolutely. absolute. Now we're talking about having a bit of time on our hands.. The subject this week is somebody does have a lot of time on his hands. The subject we're talking about this week is someone who It's kind of like the dream life. It's like no financial stress. You don't have to do anything. Yeah You know, it's like it's like if you put a boy in a vacuum, what will he do? Right? You know what I mean? Yeah he is is a young good looking lad stick him out in the middle of in the world with social experence. a load of money in his pocket. What go for Yeah? Wh Where will he go? It's telling actually all right Which way Western man Bol sa holiday sauce, it turns out. This week, we're talking about the frequently requested, the much maligned and maybe the misunderstood Brooklyn Beckh Do you hear that? Sounds like breakfast is ready Because Quakers coming in hot with morning nutrition one hundred percent whole grain oats and a good source of fiber Fuel the rhythm of your morning and kick startart your day That sounds absolutely delicious. Fuel to start whatever's next. Quaker, official sponsor of FIFA World Cup twenty six Boy G on this. Oh yes, yes, I'd like to hear I think that Brooklyn Beckham might be the kind of perfect quintessential ideal of a Nepppo baby I think ye he is like we talk about sometimes these social media characters like if you the extract of all of the things that this person represents and boils them down is this is the real essence of it. And I don't use Nppoaby so much in that kind of like truly deratory term. Pe peopleople get really fired up about this as a topic. I just mean like, this is what celebrities, kids are meant to do with that celebrity. Do you know that? Yeah, yeah yeah Yes, I fucking agree with you. How do you feel about NPo babies in general? Do you get bitter U we know it bit about We know so we know some Nepo babies, don't we? But yeah, like Eliot stealals an Npppo baby isn't he? is he? Yeah? But his dad did comedy, yeah does comedy still does. His dad does comedy, his dad, his dad, his dad literally gets him gigs, his dad casts him in his radio sitcoms, and fucking respect to Elliot, Elliot does everything he can to ruin those opportunities. I respect Eddot Steeel, and he's genuinely amate in my I respect him so much for that. Ediot Steeele, if you haven't check him out, great comedian. But what he does is He He wears the Nppo baby thing on his sleeve and then he rips the sleeve, spits on it a bit, Right. S smokes cigarettes so much so that the sleeve stinks to the point where the TV exec wouldn't really want him to. He's got a darf mullet. It looks like a character from the Simpsons who iss about to say something racist if we were passast the watershed. and mean he does disgusting standout comedy that I find very funny.. And yes, I like my Nppo babies to be conscious but not too worthy. I don't like binenepo babies to be Um to be deceitful with this. agree. And I also don't like when they're a bit too kind of apologetic over it. Yeah. I've said this on lose for these guys. Enjoy your wealth. Ierest show so I've seen a lot of NPo Baby Discourse aroundround a musician called Lola Young. I was about to bring her up. Right. Yeah. Now if people don't know the Lola Young, she's she's an Instagram song maker. She makes songs to use in Instagram reels on Tikok. That's how she would put it, but yeah. Yeah, well, you know, she doesn't turned down the money. She made this song called Messy Messy which went very viral. I'm too fucking Yeah. tell me gonna jump and' know the lyrics pretty well,? issible fucking Instagram reel I've ever seen. And it is every fucking middle class, very comfortable either young person or woman or whatever going like God I am so bloody Mercy. I've only saved a grand this month.. I was feel like, o God My room's a tip and I've been to college shows twice this week. Oh I w Martin. Yeah ye exactly. Oh my is I lock it all week I'm a boss bitch. I wait until December to do my tax return. W! What am I bloody like? Asking my parents for money again. pissed at Arez skki when my parents took me to Switzerland. It's like fuck Oh but she she say But the never baby thinging was her irst of all, you're into Bit school . Now I do believe the Brit school should be torn down, should be taken out of existence. Not because of her, but just no because of Loyal Karner, who in my opinion is the worst recording artist of the twenty first century. That's why it should be with the time for different times season. My grandad dies and now I'm doing a rap Imagine doing that with mental health? Okay mate If you're a rapper, fucking I want bitches hose, drugs, drug dealing. Yeah. I w want a Surday night anyway, would you No no, you know what I'm trying to say? I don't want conscious rap from someone whoses granddad passed away, boohoo, you're thirty mate. fucking happens. Anything worse than your granddad passed away when you're thirty isn' fucking still be alive. I have to go see my nan every week and she's a fucking nasty piece of work. As' discussed. Ohate honestly one of the worst My point, I'm with you. A you could get to the point about lonely young? Well okay, her nan, au'nt Art place is Julia Donald. do madlbs or something. Her aunt is a clown. anyway this podcast gets any more deraged and difficult to listen to. Her aunt is Julia Donaldon, the writer of the famous children's book, The Guffalo, many other children's books. and I will say Julia Donaldon top tier She's fucking brilliant. read What's a children's author? she is, by the way. Oh yeah, she's good. And yeah, she's brilliant Tiddler fucking b Hly kn her The highighway rat she writes That's made up. There's a little book called The Highway Rat. The highighway rat was a baddy. The highighway rat was a beast. He ate what he took, he took what he ate, his life was one long feast. Wow. That's great, right? she's worth thirty million pounds. Right. And there's people like people are like, yeah, okay, you know, lowly young snpper baby. And you know, she's got a very affected kind of no, I'm puned but I'm actually cockay. I youre not, you fucking stop it. But see do you think that qualifies if your aunt is rich to be an ep baby She's not just rich, she's thirty million pounds in the kind of creative arts industry. Yes. Yes, I think so Yeah, I think She's not even transphobic. L if you imagine how rich she would be if she was. Well, well no, but I think if you're JK Rowling's niece, it's like, you know what? I actually you fucking fuming. No but I've got more respect. If you manage to become like a successful like musician, pop star, comedian actor or whatever whilst JK Rowling, it's like fair enough, man. It's like, yes, money, but you've had to deal with some It goes know you're young. Yeah It goes back to the it goes back to the thing of like the consciousness of it, I think, because I think it's pretty tough when it's like, o, your aunt's mega rich. And it's like, it's not really that She still can be talented and that song can still be really catchy and good. But it's like well, you have to acknowledge, I suppose what you've been able to grow up around or the security that you've been able to grow up in. I always remember an interview with Laina Dunham where U'm the interviewer brought up the allegations of her, like not being an epo baby, but just being from this like her mum is a really famous visualised. and The interviewer brought it up as like a Joke. how could anyone ever accuse you, Laina Dunham who lives in the upper East side of New York in like a penthouse with your mom who's a visual artist? How could they accuse you, Laina Dunham of like having access to the world of New York, visual arrts and all that entails. They didn't finance your film. didid they? your first film that you got made at eighteen for seven hundred thousand dollars. They didn't actually give you the money. They could have done. They didn't give you the money, did they? And she was like, yeah, no. And then it's like the other one of the other lead people in girls was the daughter of a billionaire. And the other lead person in girls, one of the other lead people in girls the playwright David Mammet's daughter who wrote Glen Ging and Ross. And there was this whole thing of like Billionairess not actually involved in making the show. or like David Mammet does there's not a writer on the show and she did this whole spel about how it's like ludicrous you could ever be accused of it. And it's like, no, it's like the air that you breathe is all part of it. Do you know what I mean? Like the world in which you'reively It's like even just knowing people that have done something I remember telling my parents, I remember when I was like, you know coming to an age of like choosing university degrees and what I want to do and myself and I says V Bad, I was like, I think I want to be a comedian one day. I remember my mom being like, Oh Oh And it was never a thing I think loads of comedians like, I've seen loads of like newer comedians being like, I'm trying to do this for a living. Imagine my parents' reaction to that being a clown. couldould I not be a doctor or lawyer? My parents never had any hopes of me being a doctor. So it wasn't that they were like, oh, that's a bit of an embarrass You'reres a clown, not much money, blah blah None of that. My momum's words were she goes, Oh We don't really know anyone who's ever done anything like that Yeah. She, that's what she said. She she was like she was just like How Oh God, do you have a boss who do you interview for? We've never? And muchual leave do you get? It was a thing of like, I don't know how to do anything. Yeah. Whereas if you're on, even if you're being a singer and your aunt is writing books, it is a It's like, yeah, you know how to do something like that. Yeah. You know how to break into a creative industry and it's just being around people that and it's not even just being around it. It's why representation is so important. And this is a fucking serious start podcast about Brooklyn Beckon But like it's why it's important. It's like I've never seen anyone do anything like that. Yeah Be a fucking actor, be thisS, be that. I don't know how to fucking do it beinging around growing up around people doing that you go, Ohh yeah, I guess I can do that. Yeah, yeah. And it's like this is not to say these people aren't talented because Lena Dunnove is undeniabably talented. Brooklyn Beckam makes a lovely past. A brilliant writer, a brilliant director. Lol Li Young. I like that song. I'm sure the rest of the album's good. Yeah, I think it's quite good. T ye. Yeah, I think it's fine. I think it's really one of those contrarian things of like, oh, his shit is fucking Bllocks. I like good music, like Body Vt, whatever. who I't like bonny grow up I like Day Has. Yeah, Dave. I think is fine. I like Father John Misty. Yes, you do. Father John Misty and Jay Hus. What a Venn diagram, incredible And so I'm likey he be the waviest gooner of all time I don't want to be to be like a real chip on my shoulder classist about all of this all but I just like Clyin is sweet and silly with his neeponus. He's sweet, he's silly He knows that he's where he is. Hev He does interviews where he's like, this is my roolex, it's my Pepsi one. My dad brought it for me for my birthday And then he pull me another. lovable Labrador. Is it? Yeah's luxury good Soke him behind the ears. put another Rolex on his arm, let him go to another restaurant. Yeah, fucking yeah. he's making he like and he's also He's he's like what he's doing? I remember like, you know what when you're so you choose your GCSE. Yes. Yeah, and then you choose your A level. Yeah. And I remember you could really separate the kind of serious people from the unserious people based on the choices they made. you know, I remember I remember Most serious people I knew it was I'm gonna a level I'm going to do history, English lit, blah blah, blah science And then all that yeah, right, there you go. you're a serious man. you're a serious guy. Thank you bought a house now. All of my fucking idiot maidates. Yeah, we were doing cooking. We were doing photography. I was doing drama. And it's like, yeah, respect Brooklyn. Yeah. he's not he's like He doesn't have to be a serious guy. So he's not being a serious guy No. he's like he's doing cooking Yeah he's doing cking the stuff that you don't. Yeah He's not doing English.'s not doing like So we'll talk about his book of phhotos in a minute, which are and there is no other word for it, doghit, right? Well we' try Yeah. So the loads of people got their high horse about these terrible photos. and the publishers put out a really good statement and the statement was This is a book of photos Buy a teenager for other teenagers This isn't a kind of dialectical materialism text about Marxism, Do you know what I mean? This is a book of silly photos that girls who fancy Brooklyn because he's got nice hair can buy. I put it on their tumbler with a Bonie Ver Limit caption. I'd like we've got the pictures here on S skinny loveove just last a year. we've got the pictures here, can I can show you to them now, but like so one of them is an elephant and its it's just completely in shadow. You can't even see it And it says as a caption Ella Elephants in Kenya. So hard to photo, but lovely to see, which is nice. And then another one is a phot of a completely out of focused dinner party that he's at where he says and the capture is not on there, but it says It says The picture is out of focus, but I think you can tell there's a lot going on, which is a lovely thing to say. Like this is not meant to be intended as a serious work phhotore realalist journealy. Can I challenge you on something Do you honestly and I know listen and I'm fucking, I've taken some risks on this podcast insulting photographers with our audience This is a real right. Tell me honestly right nowes, you put one of those photographs next to a quote unquote good photograph by a good photographer You can tell the difference Wh f fking Fair question, Fair question. I think the one with the picture on that's just completely out of focus I think you could make a case that the elephant one is like the shadow is part of it, but I think it's just a shit photo But yeah I haven't got a clue. No. One of my mates is a really good photographer. He's been like his work's been like shown internationally. like a PhD in photography. and I love my mate and like he's done fur for us in the past. Yeah I think' been great was o, I don't think he listens. I hope no one would repeat this to him. I mean I live in North London. I'm a white guy. I've got nine friends who are photographers, right but I see hiss work sometimes and he's like, this is the one that yeah the God they're just shown it in Paris and it won this award. and I'm like Fucking clue. Why? But? you know what a lot of photos are? Do you know what I've noticed a lot of like I see like photos that are like nominated for awards or like win stuff, right It's a person Here's how you know it's done by a professional photographer rather than like, I don't know, just you taking a picture of like your mate somewhere nice The subject isn't smiling is literally the difference between an award winning photo about austerity and your aunt's birthday. And you taking a picture outside your new flower, right It will still be a person It was still listen. listen. It will still be a person stood in front of a flat that was built to be a council flat but is now privately owned. Yeah exxcept in one of them, the person looks unhappy Yeah and in the other one, the person looks happy. this one Yeah just moved in That is Emma takes a picture of Jake. It just got the keys to their new flat over the moon. Ohh God, isn't it going to be on the property ladder That one in Cameron's Britain, Austerity is right you know Eactly know That is literally it. Yeah. I look at what my mate did he did this like he did this phos about like u that masculinity Yeah. And there's like there's like, u it was like Two guys with kettlebells topops off hench But looking like just sort of vacant stair up. And it like won awards Get them smiling. It's an advert for a personal trainer fucking mean. Get him smiling in a branded vest. It's an advert for a person to. And people going that is beautiful. That is genius. And I'm like and by the way, I'm not saying his work is bad. I'm thick. I don't get it. but I' literally like This might be the truest thing you've ever said. I mean this is like I guess it' like,. So I look at Brooklyn stuff and I'm like Honestly, you frame it differently. You put a fucking thing underneath the elephant. a piece of text that's like elephants are going extinct. and isn't that just a great representation of how the whole Western world feels about smaller low economically developed countries in Africa It wins a prize It wins sur prize ye Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the elephant smile. this one. And it's an advert for a fpe The only pictures that I like are pictures of like animals Like wolves jumping over a fence Wolves jumping over a fence. Yeah, there's a famousol jumping over a fence And it was actually staged and I was gured when I found out. But I think that might be the only good photography is wildlife photography A is there any good art? Is any art good Right, I'm fucking delighted you've come onto that. I can't think of any. Honestly, you know what I think the best art is in the world at the moment, yeah. Podcasts Guinely, I think I think it's the best ide. Like think of good art. Have you watched a good film in the last five years? No, no me neither TV When did Children ofen came Children and men came out in the Spro sopranos, Yeah,' they twenty years was then ten years ago yeah. Music No. I liked the Father John Misty Album Moris, I think I did. I went to watch it live I had a bad back Is that becauseuse yeah could it's bad mic I guess? The songs are nine minutes long. Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah That should be, that's like three songs really, ideally. two different backs to stand for that long No music, no films, no TV, Cemporary dance, seen any good contemporary dance What was I say theatre Yeah. Actually, I've heard that the and I'm not saying this is a joke. I have heard that the And you're gonna to laugh at this., I honestly mean this completely seriously. Yeah, really. Apparently, Paul Whitehouse in The Fools and Horses' musical is unbelievable. I've heard that as well. That might be the only good piece art. I heard that from one of my mum's friends. That might be the only good piece of art left in the UK. The only good pieces of art in the UK are this podcast and the O Fools and horses musical. And the Asenal opinion podcast was there be alsoone you listened to? yet site we. That's the listen to that. Yeah. I don't know if art is good anymore. I think because of consumerism with past art, 'm trying to get us back on topic. That is something that Brooklyn Beckham would say because of consumerism with pastart. So this is Brooklyn Brooklyn p on his Instagram. Usually these videos would get about ten views, but this Brooklyn Beckham. So so this one got nine point two million. Brooklyn's making a pasta. You'll see though that He's got a different approach to some chefs that you might see on Instagram So he's putting some like endndewure in the pan. Oh, and then there's just a big jar of tomato sauce. Cream, biter cream Must be more to the recipe than that there's gotta be salt, more cream. nope Boil pasta, add cheese, do the flippy thing And he's doling it out like it's kind of like a tasting menu gives the plate a wipe. What he did do is he wiped the side of the bowl. I think that's what separates that from being what a student eats at four in the morning. I think that the TV show the Bear, again, going back to bad art, No, that's good actually, has got a lot toswer. Have you seen the bear No, no. But I know what it is. it's the funny the geeze with a funny face cooking and getting angry Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? So the bear 's with the funny faceook. He's the bear, is he kindind of yeah. Yeah that's thatusts it. O TV shows, addolescents, how are you describing that D't I've spoke about it a lot on the patron side to someone who works on the show, comomment on one of our things, Be like Interesting to hear your takes on. How would you sum it up if you had to do one line description. Walking Just fucking walking Oh my go, I'm fucking Jones in for a cut Yeah. afterfter ten minutes of watching those cunts storm around from fucking school to prison to hospitals school to prison It's like it's like watching all of the fucking rings. It's just a walking show. Yeah. The bear with the bear man with the funny face gets angry while cooking, adolescents Sad family walk around Scouts man gets angry whilst walking yet what other ones are there that you could describe What do you mean? how do you describe football' wives? football as wives O Okay without using the word tarts.'s about to use the words for. I will use this I'm n andine' percent sure that this is on one of the descriptions on the DVDs. Nasty bitch ruins lives with horniness Someone reminded me Tanya, Tanya from foootballer's wives, there is a scene. there is a That's the last That's the last good piece of art. There's a scene in football of wives. It doesn'ta Tanya. Tanya gives a football a Coke and then shags him till he's dead. That is a scene Fotball' wives. She gives someone Coke, right? She she like she like gives him Coke like without him know, he's putting it in any drinks. he has Coke gets like really like horny and mad on Coke and then she shags him to death That's fucking class. That is quality. I'm watching that at thirteen like ye, yeah. Yeahah. What a way to go your point on the bear is about the cooking thing, right? You think's turned everyone into wantan to be Ramsy. Ramsy. It's an interesting thing because it's like you say This guy has effectively got a frict Brooklyn back on my me mean He's got frictionless existence. He doesn't have to work it's got more money than you could ever spend It says something about the psyche of young people that is like where do I go in that environment, like A sports probably cut off for him his dad's one of the best footbers in history of English football. Well, No, I'd go the other way actually. I'd say if anything, the nepotism would mean he has a way into playing for a club. and I think I think he did play for a while, Brooly A little bit not ob Romeo Romeo plays he's fucking gorgeous. he's like the model one now isn't he Romeo? I believe so yeah. And he was out in the Brentford B team and stuff he played in the States, like he was very good. Obviously Christiano's boy plays in Saudi Arabia, which is, you know, extremely competitive league where only of the finists will get to the top of that. Yeah. God, I watched that video of the guy taking a throw on there the other day. It was absolutely amazing. But no, I think yeah, but I get what you're saying So' it's like, yeah, that's kind of tough to meet or supersede what your family have done and obviously his mum's big fashion designer now was a pop star before. So there's kind of these slightly, like you say, you could go into those options, but like Now there's this huge currency in having tattoos on your hands and being a chef Yeah, and I cook. You like do you think of yourself as a bit of chehefy? Do you think you know your? Yeah. Yeah Yeah. if I wasn't doing this if this if this and this needs me, right, this industry podcasting needs me I didn't need wass great ar. I'd in the kitchen. I'd be in the kitchen. Did you say that because you've had training? or why do you say that? I think best chefs haven't been trained Interesting Do You know El burrito monster? the guy makes the mad burritos? Yes, I do. Not trained How do you make some fucking food You put a sccotch anyone know Do you know Marco P why something No No, I no I'm not like I am and anyone who's add my food, I know I understand No no way. No way around But there's a lot of s currently seeing that now. I'm not saying you do it because it's like a cool thing to do, but like he's kind of like I do my mum was shit My m was fucking bad at cooking. I had to learn. Now I's an under about growing up in Stehvenge in the two thousands. Oh my God. My mum, by the way. And I don my mum wasn't a bad cook when we were growing up I just think there was so little information about how to be a good cook that was readily available in the same way that. Exactly. I'm watching reels that show me to put the garlic in the olive oil first and then the tomatoes in and try and. It's just a different world. It's a different world. I remember and what drives me fucking mad is my m. and I think a lot of mums from that era do this. She's got this thing of like she will tell anyone all fucking listen how many vegetables she used to cook for me And it's like, yeah, tellell them that you used to fucking boil them for about fifteen minutes. And they wouldn't stay on the fork because they were so fucked. Tell them that once I had my friend Chris Tanround, who by the way, his dad was Malaysian.r. Oh mate, you'd go around there the stuff his dad would cook it was fucking unbelievable Yeah, right? My momum I remember Chris Tan came around once, she was like, I'll do pizza. That means she'll buy an oven pizza.. She It was around the time that they started for some reason putting the little foam discs in the box. I think it's to keep the pizza firm in the box. She just left the foam underneath fucking plasticizza. Yeah, t I've seen from. And so yeah, I did learn how to cook quite early on so she would get out a sense of yeah, out of a sense of Densian necessity. Yeah Exactly. yeah, yeah exactly And that's not the case for you. No Brooklyn's watched some Brooklyn. I think the kind of the visification of cooking which happened probably about ten years ago, started with like these things called Chef Night Out. on Vice where they would all go out after service and they would go it was like the precursor to topop jw, which is now the like short form version of that The chefs would finish for the night at their service, then they would say, o, this is where we go to eat. Where do the chefs go? Exactly. And they would go and they all look the same. They all look like that guy Mattty Mathson, that's in the bear and he's a Canadian chef. Yeah. Big guys, usually tattoos everywhere. And that became like the rock starry thing to do for a while, right? Yeah. And the bear is the kind of end point of that Brooklyn, God bless him. he's got the tattoos. He looks fantastic in a white t shirt, by the way. But when he makes pasta, just pop a jar of Alfredo. He's a jar. I is amazing. I saw the steel pan and that is one thing by the way that I will say fucking impresses me. If you can cook on a steel pan with no oil. Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah fair play. fuck you know you' got some ball. got some balls I'd love see make oet Yeah, ye. It's stuck, it's stuck it stuck, fuck. It' stuck 's Brookn. So Bokn the other thing he's done, would you believe it, is he's got some branded Sponcon merch. And in line with his kind of like, I'm a wavy chef It's some hot sauce That's true making the dish more refined. Lisa This some more interested F twenty three hot sauce avor beyond the clouds. Sick. Sounds excited about this hot new product. How was your night out last night? It got a bit more interesting. What happened? Brooklyn bought a jar of hot sauce and poured it on my burger at the end of the night. I've never seenone bring a jar of hot sauce on my night out before. but I mean, like fair play to the creative agency that have somehow got in the room with him and been like, look, we will do all of it. We just need your name on it. It's going be a hot sauce. It's going to be inexplicably called clouds And we're going read the advert Brooklynost's Tabasco with a bit of extra sugar in here. We'll do it we'll do an advert where we inexplicably serve it in a restaurant like a chef would do. then just on a chicken breast I did a party apparently. I'm going against what I would say about Gary Gunn last week because in that sense we was saying like Gary Gunn, creepper around women, don't tell me he how to speak to women. Brooklyn clearly can't cook to save his life. God bless him. don't tell me. stuff like that does piss me off, like that kind of thing. but I think the sweet emptiness with which he does it, just let him do it No one's getting hard. There's no financial, I mean, maybe if you're investing in Brooklyn Beckham's hot sauce, like on you what would you sell them What do you mean? If there were investors listening to this who've also invested in Brooklyn's hotsores, have you got any properties? I don't know some properties actually for you in Romford Beachfront stuff is unbelievable. You should see the sunsets on this place. He nearly missed the through ball for that. I I put him through. He nearly mucking No. What I will say, just to challenge so your kind of vibe with Broookers is like look He's not doing anything Let's not get too upset. It's not that big it product of the environment. He's open about his nepotism. Noice stress Let me throw this at you Are we being more forgiving of him because young Brookers has a thing that we call in the industry? Pretty privilege. Wow Now he's not just good looking He is he's gorgeous. but he is a specific someomewhat pretty boy. Yeah This is not chiseled frightening No he's got sweet eyes. he's got a loose cheek. Do you know what I mean? He's not a jawline, He's not a beardy guy. He's not danger Yeah this is a puppy faced young young guy We'll be calling him a young guy when he's forty. I'll tell you that for f Yeah Yeah This is an un threatening. You've called him sweet a few times. You referred to him like a puppy dog. I think that is all appearance based. There is every chance Well, I think it's based on two things. Yeah, it's based on his appearance. He is also quite like lovably dark. likeike there's a video of him trying to open a wheel of cheese in a minute. You think you stick Lably d. we watch him with his cheese? we see Broker' I think isn't a bad way into this Yeahah. and then we can finish maybe on him making some lasagna, but it's kind of much of the same. But as an example of what I mean, here's him trying to open a wheel of cheese This is doing this for Vogue He's clearly never done it was something that I did every day, had a glass of wine So now I'm going to use the cheese wedge. Yeah, al right then You hear that? I just heard like a little pop. Why he's doing this on camera for the first time? I'll never know Which is a good sign. My dad in England, he always had them in his wine cellar, so I've always been really curious of how to open one. I gonna sweat on. He can't do it, bless him. He doesn't know what he's doing. This goes the plan. I'm almost around the whole thing. Why is he lecturing us on how to do it? He doesn't know how to do it. All the way around here. twenty minutes later, it says Wh' it onn camera. I'm like dripping I feel so sorry for him The video has made it look a lot easier Do you see it opening Look at his face. When he does it, when he eventually does it, he's so buzzing. So he is. Yeah, and people don't use this word much anymore He's a bimbo That's not bad's bimbo.'s not b He's a beautiful idiot Yeah. And we don't have enough of those. We don't have enough ahead. He's an airhead. He's a dy blonde. Yeah. He's a ditssy blonde. at one point in the video he goes I started cooking in lockdown every day. He'd be like, What are you doing before? Well this is the thing the rich, they do just have takeaways all the time healthy takeways, but they place on him and it's difficult for me because I grew up Beckamania. Now I was an Arenal fan. I needed to bring this up. This is, I think why I'm going easy on him. I was an Aren fan. yeah Beckham Beckham transcended clubs. Beckham transcended clubs. he was also the friendly face of nationalism. Yes. He was when he had the fucking you know, he would do like toless magazine covers with the fucking S George's cross painted on his six pack Fuck yeah. I mean, the free kick against Greece is the apotheesis of good nationalism, I think. I would If I ever got like rich rich You can buy football boots Aidas Predityermania. Yes for like a grand. Yeah ye that are like the bootsy school champagne ones Oh man, doesn't get any better than that. I've got shivers. The predator accelerators as well. And for us, for men of our age, Beckham and those three iterations of the Predator booots That sets something off in us sp. Ding ding ding ding Th then it was a beautiful day. Yeah. Welcome back to the premionsership with Des Linham. It's that, it's that era. And I remember I was twelve years old, right? This' one of the happiest memories of my life. We went on holiday, I think to Grand Canaryia. It's like one of my first abroad holidays. No it' Miorkca. Yeah. It was Mor one of the two. Yeah. It's always one of the two.s Miorkca I went on holiday with My hair cut into a Mohican that was dyed blonde I had his hairstyle. I wore an England shirt Yeah, Horley seven. every fucking day of that holiday. It stank, right? Yes. I at one point this is honestly one of the happiest memories of my childhood. Like there there was me and a load of other shit kids who were just there, you know, while while the evenings's entertainment's on. you'd be kicking a ball around. Yeah ye It got set up. that there was a load of Spanish kids who played football against us the English kids. Yeah them tking around My God. You've got England, Argentina Yeah two thousand four on the screen on the projector whilst I get to play for my country against fucking Carlos on the Spanish kids Yeah Rducers on him. Yeah. I get a free kick into the wall doesnn't matter. I'm dreaming he was an I like David Beckham It's mad now because he's like a brand more than a human being. Yeah, he's just like a luxury good. Yeah. Caviar or bags. A McLaren. Yeah What do they do? but it start good ide They buy a hat? Yeah, it's just like good stuff. Yeah, yeah, you could buy a hat I think you can get a McLaren trainer. Yeah. It started as one thing. It's just everything there. you can get a Beckham Ninja Grill and you can Beckham perfume, are think? You can get the Beckham whiskey, then you get the Beckham perfume for your dad for Christmas. I think there's an album somewhere. P. Yeah. And I've obviously got his hairstyle. and like that that is, but we grew up with him as like a national icon and I don't think you can you I don't think it will happen again. I don't think you can have that again. I don't think a footballer will ever be able to be it. No. And I don't think a person will ever be able to be what he was to like our generation maybe the generation of like older football fans back then of like Brand Beckham was the biggest thing that's ever happened. And I think that was because I completely agree. And I think that was in a good and a bad way. it can't happen again. It was because tabloid press held so much sway, then that like they were the news effectively. and like he he for better or for worse was in the tabloids for good or bad re. He was made for tabloids. He was made from tabloid media. Yeah. And like he was really, really good at football and also had a very beautiful famous wife as well. And I know that still happens, but it's just like it was like a does feel like a Is there a footballer and pop style combination now? m, I don't know that there is. I mean, I guess PK and Shakira were at one point before that went all very badly, but Spanish sein same. But I mean you know there's obviously Stormsy and Maya Jama Are they are they the Victoria and David of I I think that's as close as it kind of got is them. Yeah, you know, pularult famous musician and then She's a bus' fit I think that's the job. She's a professional presenter.reciate eter. Th so yeah. Wh be. I honest don't know. she what? Did she? I don't she still asxand' wife No Iop doing that stopp doing that a while ago. Yeah. We should do now share about social media. And No, I am And no, I uh yeah, and so I I will never be able to like slander one of their children. That's why I think that's why I think I't and I want to place my In the way I like Nppo babies where I can see them. I'm putting my biases on the table with this one. They are the royal family to men that were twelve in two thousand two. Lower middle or upper working class. Y they are they are king and queen. Yeah. and Brooklyn is all of our sons, really. I think he's older than me. Brooklyn is all of our sons. like Yeah Kim Beckham is ours son. He's try to say. He's our big D shy Shut up bigig d floppy head Bs. a wheel of cheese. Lola young will never be mine. I'm sorry. Yeah It doesn't matter how many re Buffalo. Fuck off Yeah. I mean, I saw her other day actually around Eouston? What the Guffalo? No, lowly young, but lly young. It's popular around Eouston. It's pretty clean to me. What would she doing? full of shit? No, I don't know just walking around with some guy. but No, I've Brookam for me, he's like I just that's what I would do. Like do you ever think that? Do you ever think what if your parents were the Becams, what would you do? Well I was going to bring this up because I think I would like to think, I mean, I say this as someone desperately trying to get people to watch his podcast all the time. I was about to say, I would like just shrink into the I would just take the money and run. Yeah, but there's a bit of a necessity of that with us. Like I think you naturally are more As someone who's been a, you know professional level performer for quite a long time, I think I think you are to stay away from people's attention. you don't seek notoriority. Do you necessarily I don't think you've necessarily got that instinct in the same way. I think, yeah, I guess I resisted it a long time with social media. I mean, it doesn't help as we've said that the entire comedy industry is entirely made up of pedophiles. And that is tough And it's not just one or two I do I know what you mean. No, I mean that's another example of me distancing myself from the thing that I would like to go the therapist No, no, no, no, no. but to be serious, even like when you at your most active in comedy, it's not that you're inactive now. you're more active than ever really. you record two of these a week, you support me on my tour blah blah, But I think you know, when like four years, five years ago, when, you know, you and I both sort of break into paid wor in comedy, I think even then You were a bit like, we have do I have to do an interview with a magazine when I'm promoting my Edinburgh Finge show? The answer is yes. Do I have to take photographs for it? You were always out thats. I think I was always a bit more like Yeah, yeah, give I don't think I'm necessarily fame hungry. I think I'm just loud. but But but I think I'm, you know, I'm much more like every now and then we'll buton pun to people who listen to this podcast. right And youre I don't think you struggle with it necessarily, but you're always a bit like, God, I wass a bit fucking mad. Some guy said hello to me, you know, I was a cigarette and it'd a bit mad. Whereas I'm like, fucking yeah, mad from the perspective of like I can't believe that it's happening. Not mad that they would say hello to me. No, no. That's a nice thing to welc Yeah. We're not mean to sound ungrateful like I'mwelcoming. but I guess my point is I can see that you if you had fame and fortune thrust upon you would go Fortune please, I'll leave the fame. Yeah. Feet, please. you go money, please and I'll leave fame Yes Ion'tite do that. I could see myself being a bit like Maybe people do want to make me watch a raagu. Yeah. Wh me make a raagu Maybe my photographs are wor You're thinking that now, aren't ye? You're th. I'm literally thinking I'm like maybe aatron special while I could cook a ramen. Yes, I could see could see why there would be eyes for that actually. Maybe I do. not ruin me. Maybe I could write the Huffalo Yes, I could see that way. Jit like I've got I think I've got that kind of brain. I've got that kind of brain that would do what Brookn's done with these opportunities. I'd be like, let's do some more shit. Let's make some more maybe And I think I've got a level of arrogance where I'd go, you know, dad fucking did this thing. but I want to build my own little empire. I want to you know, I don't I don't want to live in my dad's shadow. I I want to build a big shadow for my kids live You know what I mean? it's the same now I want my kids to go Rotter showered at them as they go. But we're going to hand this over like family business when we to hold to hold the microphones. Yeah I just say Rottersers and sons and daughters. I did say that to my daughter the other day. ' my Obviously, I do this with you. we do one Patreon episod a week ago record remotely. Yeah. So my spare room in my house is often set up with a light and a microphone. I also do the kick off, you know and other football podcasts in that room. And I remember So my daughter, obviously we recorded this podcast in that spare room quite a lot. Yeah. I'm daughter ro Yeah guys and that. She remembers she'll say to me, she' like, arere youre doing a podcast with Jake today? And I was like, Yeahah, yeah, it's really nice. I like that she rememers remembers you and And I think I was drunk, but she went in that room like a few Sundays ago, I definitely was drunk if it was a Sunday. And she was like she was like picking up the microphone and all stuff. And I was like I said I was like, this is all the stuff we use for the podcast with Jake and And she's like and I was like said a while like I was definitely trying. I was like This will be yours one day Your package says deellivered But delivered where exactly. The hallway The lobby, your neighbor's apartment? Instead of playing detective with your deliveries, get a mailbox at the UPS store. We'll signck for your packages. Text you when they arrive. and keep your deliveries low key. Under locking key, get three months free mailbox services with a new annual agreement at the UPS store for full details and to get your coupon Visit the UPSore. com slash offer That's where am I Fies you ever said. Oh my God Oh my God, that's the funny thing said. This be your say This should be yours one' day? Mena class. She she thought I meant the microphone. She thought I meant'd inherit the microphone Not the podcast from the patrons I thought I was like, yeah, one day she should't have a load of fucking lunatics messenire at four in the morning go talkalk about Bivo again The schooner revisit needed I can see the therapy session already. Yeah, so he walked me into the spare room. I think he was drunk. It was a Sunday. He was always drunk I was a Sunday That feels a rest true. And he said, I don't know what he meant by this, but in this podcast, by the way, some of the stuff they said on there, you wouldn't believe it's disgusting. I mean, they're both in prison now obviously, but he said This be you also T ten years time, my daught will be like fifteen. Yeah Yeah. Just released their first single will be Nppoab being out of the chart? No. I can't I won't ever have any level of wealth to influence it. would influence like it wouldll be more of a oh my gos, you managed this while your dad was saying that on the internet That' ye ye yeah. like and by the way, if we do somehow if we hit the lottery with this I'm going to N neepo baby the sh everyone. I want my kids if I ever become a fucking millionaire, I want them taking the worst photographs known to man payid sh. I for it. I want to takeaking a photo of an elephant and all you see is it's cot. Do you know what I mean? I want to takeaking a picture of a fucking dinner party and it's with the legs of the table. Exactly. I want her to waste every fucking ounce of privilege I before her because that is her right to do so. But the question I was going ask you Ten years time, my daughter's fifteen. ye, I'm driving. Im drive into a tree one night, dead, brownbad, like my body rotting in the earth after that ' I'm dead sure Would you do the podcast from a door? Um, That's an insce question. I wasm just thinking about home I think she I think she's got to be eighty time with're forty five whver So you' doing what c with fifty Now it's all right though because I do her damn he's dead It's like professal wrestl, dar,n' it?on't you think it's like professional wrestler? Say the lie, Say the li. Say the li, sayay the lie The thing with pornography As it used to be a p would get a kiss to all the ladies, would you tell it? No I think The only correct thing to do when you've inherited wealth is to Enjoy it, fuck around, ruin it, waste it Yeah, you know, I I I I think I Enjoy it Ultimately And I watch him daft fucking floppy headired Labrador the boy there fucking around the cheese wheels. Yeah. I've never been near a che. I've never been near a cheese. He's making he's opening a cheese wheel on Vogues TikTok. He's not fucking opening the l the latest session of Parliament, is he? No. if he gets elected as the MP for like a town in North Yorkshire, then we'll have a about. He starts putting on a mockney accent and wears like deliberately trashy clothes ands starts doing song going just so messy Yeah. I'm so bloody insecure. go No you fucking n you smell amazing Brooklyn. You are not Messy, you are clean, you are sexy, your photographs are shit and you're our son. boy. You' gold, you might be Rebecca Lse's boy. That's That's how that works. How dare I know we' got going in here. That's one thing I will say. I hate. you know there's that whole kind of thing of like, you know it's an open relationship. You know Becca's allowed to do whver he wants I mean, I tell know I saw something that's so funny the other day There was picture when viral Beckam awards do And it's like a kind of like picture taking over shoulder, he doesn't realize someone's taking pure. And he's there and there's this like blonde girl like eighteen, nineteen. and he's like leaning in for a kiss, leaning in for a kiss again. People all over Twitter going. fucking proof proof. Victoria's been allowing this shit all along. Absolutely disgusting rat of a man. How dare he he's got children And then the community notes on Twitter was like This is David Beckham's daughter That Just kissing there on the che is his daughter. Like like I fucking hope it's not an open relationship. I hope Beckham's a good man. I hope that you know, the beautiful scene in the Beckham documentary where he's poking his head about the do tellell the truth and she's like No my dad had an Aston Martin, whatever the fuck it was. And also fuck it. I don't care. I want to believe the fiction Yes, exactly you. We need the fiction. Yeah in the same way that like Posa people need to believe that the royals are real and not lizards who eat their fucking shit Yeah ye and not paophiles And Prince Andrew it was he does just not sweat, right? Just Eactly They need that fantasy. We need the fantasy of the Beckhams and we need to maintain the fantasy that young Brokers, he can cook, right? He's just using a sauce because he wants to He's just a nice boy that likes taking pictures on his phone All right He's got camera but don know you. Yeah ye. and you know if our children, you cheking yourow kids? What question last forty seven minutes into my ch It's weird to ask A Santina that but you can't answer quest. Well, have you I'm going be Nppave you got the coil? I'm going to be Nepo being someone because I've got two beautiful nephews and if I don't have any kids they're getting the lot. all right. They're getting every single fucking piece of the Nppo action. And you want them fucking it. Yeah, and I want them your patron money is going to fund Jake's nephews making the worst Beautiful nephews and they are gonna to be releasing the worst fucking music you've ever heard. Rrivel. Absolute dririvel. They will be messy. And so bloody insecure. Thanks so much for listing, everyone. easy on Brookn Beckon,' is just a lovely Labrador try to make some carbonara, look after yourselves, up the rotters Uncovered windows can make your home feel up to twenty degrees hotter. 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