Tucker Carlson Interview and Traffic Police

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You're just like, yeah, we're just fucking recording. You know what? We need Star plugging stuff at the start . That's that's what we need to start doing because we just go into stuff and then by the time we're plugging stuff we've already said come seventy nine thousand times and people don't like they do. Why not? How did I start last week's episode? You talked about shooting into a pair of boxes and sending to a pervert on the internet. Yeah, there's a gaze on the internet. I sell him used socks and pants sometimes. He's you've that you've well not yet. He's deciding whether to cross that way . Yeah, usually it's just I wear them, but now he's asking if I wouldn't mind filming myself shooting into the pants right. But I don't just have the phrase shooting is not. He doesn't want like it's not like camera there like that . It's he wants almost POV. It's very much the trend on TikTok POV just wants to see something hit the pants. Right. And I'm in my head thinking , I mean this guy is obviously something of an expert but I mean you could, fucking throw anything on the pants. AI surely that's what it's made. Sorry, you're using this as proof that you should talk about this at the time of podcast. My point is yeah, a little bit out of the top. So you're gonna see GI LL You want to do your own stunt. Bother. George Lucas is going to get involved. Yeah. You must go the way of Tom Cruise. You got to do it yourself. People can tell the difference. We want to shoot in IMAX. This is you're going to save cinema. Yeah, give you seen have you seen the new mission Impossible film? Yeah, brother. Did he come up at the start of your screening? Big time, huh? Tom. It's amazing. It's a mad thing, isn't it? Crazy, you would have seen this because of the children that you have. But at this time that's not the reason I've not watched Mission Possible . If I didn't have kids, I still wouldn't watch you. You're not gonna accept the mission, brother. Yeah. You choose not to accept? Yeah, come on man. Come on, brother. Tom's trying to save cinema. Get on board. What happens? Well, Tom comes out and this is my theory now, Jake, is that Tom knew this was a bit of a stinker. Last mission Post was class. Yeah. It was class and the whole series has been ramping up. This last one, they shot the bed . There's about an hour and a half of exposition. The stunts are still class, but in general the movie kind of stinks. So Tom's like, You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to do a little video at the start. Yeah , just me talking to my bab ies. And I'm going to say, listen, guys, thank you for coming out. We made this for you. He tries to lick our arse before just so you know what I mean? I'm trying to save cinema handedly. So that in mind when you critically evaluate this. We've done that with this podcast . Yeah , we did one last week a topper. I was so hungover that we sort of fell out before we did it because I was like, I hadn't been in the bed and I stunk and it was just awful. And then after when we put it out, I had to do like an apology at the top, which is the same thing. We had to edit in me going , hi guys, Jacob here. Thanks for listening to podcast. I just want to say this week it's not our best . We should just do that every week I think . But yeah, Tom because I was when he then Tom's doing this bit at the start. I thought, oh, there's going to be a point to this. Yeah. He's going to say like all of the money is going to go to a cin likeema chart. I don't know something, like that. Addy just goes, We tried really hard on this. Yes. We and we made it for you. So we really hope you enjoy it. And like the subtext was, don't shit on that . We tried my heart. Please't don shit on the movie. Yeah, this I nearly died Making it. Yeah . I was hanging on my explain like a really mentally ill person . And if you shit on it, I may commit suicide. Like there was a pretest I kill my self if you mental health relies on this movie. Yeah. Hi everyone. Thanks for listening to the screen rock podcast. If you're not nice about this, we're gonna kill us. Yes. That's the thing. And then like Mike says, it's an hour and a half of solid exposition. You have everyone explaining what happened in the film before? Yeah, then he hangs off the side of the plane and we all go home. Good stuff. Right. And that's the thing, the stunts are so good. Yes, that you're kind of like, as you leave, you're like, that was good, was it? Was that good? And literally fifteen minutes out of three hours of it. Well, he half the plane, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Near my misses had that conversation and then it's like, well, he did say they tried really hard at the start. So I think we should bear that in mind. The start was good. I liked when Palmond was talking . If that was most of the movie, I think I would have making a cup of tea. Yeah, yeah. Just stand up. If most of the movie was just Tom thanking me personally for being there. Yes, I think I would have been like, this is really good And then it just caught from him just being like this means so much to us. We made it for you guys and then just caught him hanging off the play and I was like, I think that's the new godfather. I think that's the best No plot whatsoever. Thanks Mike,. Thank you so much , Mike Rice, specifically coming to this video. What you're saying is the video of me with a pants so I need to come out of the top of the video and be like, okay Mate this is for you by the way. I'm doing this for you. Thank you. We had a really good time making this and you know, don't don't shit on it, right? Don't leave any bad reviews on this. I've worked really hard on this, so you know, have a good time. What I'm thinking for you is like maybe like in a cinematic sense, how much could Jern if you like came down on a harness from the top of Buckingham Palace in like this like literally upside down and from that angle being fliking it at three anlesg and that's the eighteen eighteen music for no reason . Yeah. Yeah, you're not going no play yeah. And we'll put the eighteen music. It really fuck with everyone. Yeah. They're like, is this so more of a mission impossible scene? Did n't favor it. Yeah , that's nice ding dink . Yeah, yeah, that's a gorgeous rhythm for a wank as well. Yeah, you know what I mean? And then just Charles just sits up his head. Good God, Holy . Holy, good god, it's Jacob Holy . He's suiting into his pants. Jacob just coming down the side of my palace. I am wanking , I am wanking . Holy we told you before , let's Jacob . Camilla, he's coming down from the roof this time. He's talking about shooting into his pants. He says he's been back from Turkey and he's got a full load. Well, I do. So here's the thing. Okay , let's get onto that limbs. I'm a fuck, you know, we've got on a bad hair. But yeah, I've got a hair transplant eleven days ago now. That's one thing I'm not allowed to do . Wank . I can't well, I can't right. How'd you wake up in the morning? I've got nothing. That's your alarm clot technique. Brother, I can't have sex and right. Yeah, I can't because I'm not supposed to for the first two weeks, I'm not supposed to sweat. Brother. And I tell you, I have to say it's been a fucking touch because I will, and this is way too personal. I shouldn't be talking about this, but I mean like you? Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't usually I just spoke about how I'm gonna wanke into pair plans for a permanent on the internet for four hundred . Can't em down from there . But me and my miss es she's long story. Basically my God basically she's fertile again because the boys stopped breastfeeding on her. So her what'd you call that? What you call all this happens around it? No, I want to hear what you want to call it.. Don't tell him Don't let him know the womb. What'd you call his system? Go on. Oh, the menstrual cycle menstrual. We could have gotten saved me. Brother system. That could have been another better . That's what revved up again. So my misses is fertile.. She's ripe And she's arm Yes . And nothing gets you going more than a ripe nothing gets misses Nothing gets me going more than the prospect of ruining my fucking life by having another kid. The debt, the fucking stress again. Down on the harness Yeah, she's trying to do work. Dent, then but like she's doing the wash it out. Descending from the sea like a spider . Charles is doing it. Holy no , the Turkish nights. No, Mr. Holly, please. Mr. Holly. Think of the Folly Club. Please, think of the follicles, Mr. Holly. Ottoman . We should start an episode. How long have we been yapping by ? Lads have been yapping. Listen, it's good to have Mike here. We couldn't invite Mike on without asking him to talk us through one of Ireland's I guess most famous exports over the last ten, fifteen years. He's possibly he since Bonno is the most famous Irish person could possibly be the most be the most globally famous Irish person ever . And Bono is the only guy who would rival him there, you know? He said nasty things about you in the past. Listen, and that was my fault . Listen , he had a pop , you wound him up and I was the fall guy. That's what happened. So to give the full context, I went on Market Baturios podcast. I was talking about something that happened . I should we just fucking start the podcast? We do the intro and get in. So we had to look at me like a spider job. He doesn't fucking now he just wants to talk he wants to talk about mission impossible and come again. But I would love if we could get back to that at some point. It's been a lot of week. 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He was so dense. He had to make the way he was so fucking on it. Right . And he made the wildest dreams he could ever imagine come true , right? He took people down he was funny, he was fast , he was ferocious the way he beat people with spectacular knockouts that fucking left hand you're not gonna fucking stop the fifty G Dana you, know , fifty G unbelievable . Like the whole world was just like, what the fuck is going on? And it was almost like he was like this spiritual guy like he was always talking, I am an animal of movements . I move in ways they cannot see the angles they cannot defend for. I know what they will do before they do it. They will overextend the right. I will hit him with the left . Nobody can resist this kind of movement and then he did it Yeah . hadn't been beaten ten years thirteen seconds. He over extends the right Who Stratosphere . Yeah, this guy ten thousand Dublin is in Las Vegas however twenty thousand more probably my brother in law went. Did he? Alana's sister's husband went. He went. He 's I think he's been to like two fights of his in America. He fucking loves it. Lad all every you're talking about Jiz hitting pant all over the island of Ireland Jiz hit pant it is I mean he it can't be underestimated and it's hard now because of what he's become . Yeah, yes. It's hard. I mean, and it was fifteen years ago that it started. He like USC is probably like the fastest growing sport of the last twenty years. Yeah. In terms of what it was to what it is now, fastest growing and he is like what Mohammed Ali is to boxing, what Pelle is to football. He is to the UFC. Yes. So you think of any other I don't know the UFC that well, but there's no UFC champion who was bigger than him at his peak. No, and no one has and no one has been that big again no one has replaced him. He is still if he went back the number one box office UFC draw in the world right now with all of the baggage. He's he's got Samsonites of baggage going around and he's still got fucking Arctic Lory behind he's just driving hooked out spilling it on his forehead like they do in the world's strongest man like he's carrying it forward with that baggage is there. But it was just crazy. It was very it's such a how old are you when it first started sorry Prince? So it was like basically at its peak was twenty sixteen, which was nine years ago, so I was twenty five. It kind of started twenty twelve, twenty thirteen when he really became super known . So we only had about four years there where he was just king ship, but he was fighting all the time and he's like, I will fight any man, any place, anywhere, whatever opponent that does not matter. There was a spiritual element to it. There was like a and I remember there were these videos that go viral. It'd be him on the beach with some like movement coach or whatever and he'd be walking around on his hands like a monkey or he'd be like throwing tennis balls and like it was all about a kind of like I am like water. It wasn't like I'm just gonna go out and punch people. Oh, it was like I'm a messenger from God . That's right and gorgeous and he was moving like fucking for a dancer. L forike he cont wasort ing and he was dodging . And it was this beautiful amalgamation of discipline , talent, self belief , charisma, character will that just went and just blew him up into this phenomenon. The whole country of Ireland Jason just who and it was so he was so on Irish in his seeing set No in his confidence like in Ireland it's like the whole thing is Jesus I,'m shy sure I should have been drowned at birthday I don't know how my mother let me live because there was a badness to me even when I was born, there was a badness and you know oh you're right S,hane, I'm worthless. I should have been shot shooting . Jesus, I'm not even worth shooting. You know, and then so that's Irishes generally that's interesting. Whatever you fucking do, don't say you're good good. Don't say you're at stuff because by God, people be like, Oh, let's say something. If you're gonna say if you're gonna say you're good, right, you gotta be fucking good. That's right. You know what I mean? Yeah, you've got a bit and he backed it up and then ye , it changed. Well, so here's what ? So here's the thing, right? And which is so fascinating it is it is almost play for play. It's like a Shakespearean story . It's great a tragedy. It's a great proper tragedy proper Greek tragedy, but it's also like scarface or some shit. You know, like 'cause at the start, he's like, he's like, come on, Mine, we gonna take this city mine and everything inside it, Mike. It's a perfect scarface . And just like mine. And the man's really good. Yeah, yeah. The rest of the master really went down. All I got in this world is my balls are my word, and I'm breaking them for nobody. That's good. That's good. That was better. You had to think about it. You said it yourself . That's right. It's close. But so here's the thing. I think, right ? If you're going to be a master of the universe and like see the moon down and like be in this world where you're at the top of the top everyone's watching different opponents like you need to fucking be like clear minded in constant fucking connection with the moon and the st ars and fucking like he was. You have to be crawling around the beach like a little cockroach just fucking just fucking howling. He was he'd be making noise like you know he didn't get the sense he did anything else apart from trained to beat people up . That's right. Yeah , it's right. You'd see him popping out of bins and he'd be scuttling along the walls and he was like a little spider and and then what happened was he just got given , you know, the keys to the to the city of Jericho, you know, like just every possible vice he fought Mayweather , got a hundred million from the from the fight . Me or my family will never have to work again . He can't even he comprehend this amount of money. What did you reckon the estimate of at that point hundred million quid in the number of lads from Krumlin that he's financially supporting at that moment . Is it like a thousand? two thousand ? I think he's supporting fifty thousand men Colk inhab its. Like it's like when Tebez, when Tebez moved to city, it's like, yeah, but he's looking after his family and arguing . There's a lot of rely on it. When he does these like mad crossover YouTube fights, it's like you have to think about the fifty thousand men who cook every Friday night. That's right. You have to think about the Kremlin publicans. The children he's feeding brothers. Yeah, yeah. The children with their mouths open. Yes, fucking fucking john freriday , Connor, we need a bit of a bag. Can we get a bit of bag? Please, Connor. And he has to go around. Like mother trees are just sprinkling cocaine on the side of the dog. The bird spitting it's like space. It's like holy water in mess. Just go out of there there. Just. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Dan has kind of payment then he gets to shag your wife. He has payment. Look at this. He's got spunk for blood. He's got he's got spunk in his blood. This is the problem and is a tale as old as time is it's like , it will get you. You know what I mean? It will get you . You can't live and you can see how much spunk is in his blood 'cause his head so swellen . And it is head so if you stock a knife in his head jizz. Yeah. You know, it jizzle. It needs to be drained. It needs to be drained every now and then just put it out . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah . Come on and drain me now . Just a yeah, representative for m my head because I will not be able to fight unless the jizz is drained from my head. You know , the great thing about him is he especially when he's talking to the press he decides to pronounce every word yeah fight my country . You know, so he's but so basically he gets a hundred million from fighting Mayweather. He's like a double champion UFC wins on two way classes first person to ever do it. He's just gone stratospheric neck. The whisky happened at that time as well. Is that bit after? That's a little bit after he decides to become a booze mold a booze baron, which is rarely good for an athlete. Yeah, when an athlete when an athlete when an athlete is made for Irish stout, the only fucking stout are able to get his, it's like, I don't know if he's training that hard anymore. But he's running around the planet trying to sell whiskey and stout. I don't know how hard he's run ning anymore . And he's constantly neck and stout as well. Yeah , he's not just posing next to it. He's flying . And then he put it down like fucking love it . He took it seriously. He took the promotional responsibility seriously. I've never seen anyone promote a product as hard as he promoted. That stout had pictures of him somewhere. Like, yeah, that stout whoever there 's the CEO of that stout. If you went on company house and found out who owns that stout they've got fucking images of that country because he doesn't need money does not need money . They've got something else over him. I have never seen someone push a product the way he was trying to sell that fucking stout. It was he was like fucking, you know, Bonnie Blue and fucking D just fucking like just fucking Lovie it'll take a thousand . It'll take a thousand more in my ass . I just think it's too much. I just don't think you need to take a thousand . I don't think it's actually good for your mental health because I think about his mental health when he's taking a thousand. Yeah Who's even watching him take a thousand Yeah. What does it say about the culture when a man's gonna drink a thousand pugs of scout in one day? Yeah, but that's what he guess that's where he did, didn't he? But do you want to we start with a clip of going back to him at his peace? So yeah, this was this was McGregor when he had the world by the balls you know , he was the king shit, the prince of Ireland , he was a fucking fortune teller, he was a fighter, he was a star , he was gorgeous. What are a good Every single one is look what's next for me Joe. I'm gonna get that second palm is it They should have had their two belts ready especially for me. The belt in the omcticon has never been done before . I'm sure you'll get your second belt, but I've spent a lot of time, Joe . Slay ing everybody in the company . Backstage, I'm starting for a job, everybody . I've ridiculed everyone on the roster. I just want to say from the bottom of my heart. I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody . The chance does what the he wants . I'm back I like them again. Now watching Watching next That's all it's innocent actually. I don't think he did it. He's always been class and he's good. Yeah, that like that is run through Brick Wall stuff after watching that, isn't it? Hundred percent and it's funny to see him with Rogan because like Rogan's kind of gone down the like toile thet pair of them have kind of gone down to the toilet in a little way, you know? Yeah. Rogan is now what a pair of heads on them by the way. You don't see heads like that very often. Neblad actually . Why not both swollen over the lasts for you .. That's right Swallowing up like hammered thumbs. Yeah, that's right they just out there just yeah, they don't they like need to be popped don't they? They both need to be popped yeah they both look they both look like they're just it's just too much and then your body because that's the thing with McGregor the physical change like he actually became ugly like yeah like it's actually like it truly is like a fucking movie like the snake offered him the poison apple fucking women, drugs sex fucking feeling like a gangster everything. And then on the other side was like, you know, the way of the warrior, the movement climbing. And he was sick of pretending to be a spider. You could ask a man to be a spider for that long. This is what happens, I think., then If I was asked to be a spider for ten minutes, I'd be on the gear after that. So I get it. I get where he's coming from on that. Yeah. Do you have bouts of like serious discipline followed by serious discipline, though? Would you say that's my life? Yes. That's my life. Yeah. Since you're a boy I watch that that speaks to me as a man. All brother. When he's there, I like your violence. Absolutely nobody. There's like there's like a Tasmanian devil gremlin in my soul that when they watch that's like yeah yeah yeah that's me that's me I have something and I don't I think it's interesting the way that represented Irish men to the rest of the world for a long time that was like a younger generation of Americans . He was Ireland and you must have because you were in America. Were you in America when this fuck? Yeah. So I was there to fifteen to seventeen. So I was there for McGregor Mania. So did you get people saying, Oh, you're Irish, like McGregor? That's why they get man. They're like, you know Canner me . Man , Canner's Josh, man . And then it just came to be like, you know Canner me . You love him? And I'd be like, yeah, no, I'm a fan. He's like, he's asked some man. Yeah, you want some whiskey man. And I'd be like, yeah, yeah. That's a great thing. Just live up to the stereotype. One percent free whiskey. Just like, you wanna fight someone man? Hey, man, why don't you fight some one man? That would be so much fun, man. You guys love to fight, man. You guys are awesome. You're not gonna apologize, are you, man? You guys don't do that, man. It's nobody. I apologize to you, man. I am sorry, man. Tough time to want to be like a sensitive Irish poet, I think, do you know what I mean? Absolutely. It was. And but it just created this baz about like Irish people as these like kind of Celtic warriors . Meanwhile, like I'm there just riddled with anxiety regularly crying, but like when people are just saying you just say cannon like you're a tough guy, tough guy. Tough guy I connect. And then I'd be crawling around the bar like a little fucking like a little spider just crying. I am an animal of movement and just yeah, tears flooded panty night. Mike Rice is about to make you a millionaire. Yeah, just wandering around giving it one of them. Yeah, I mean it's interesting when a culture and a person lines up and it's like, oh , this is a representation of us right now. And you don't even really get to decide about that as a nation or as a you know what I mean? I have to think that with big John Essex like there's probably in people in Essex going like Bosh, like give us a cham ber that Oxford student up in Rumfinite. Dinos Calf. Bosh, I'm surprised. Bosh. Bosh, I guess . I guess Bosh. So where's where's Kabib from? Is he who's Bakestan? Agestani? Or he's one of the stans. One of the stance of it . I bet they were like sensitive men from diagnosis. Should I used to be writing letters to M now they're fucking now they're out just feeling like you didn't talk to my nephew. I actually waited for four hours for you . Maybe that maybe that's racism. I think that actually he doesn't represent Ireland, but I feel like Kabee might represent wherever he's from. You think could be like there's a lot of the Dakistani men, they are little wrestlers guys that just wrestling. I don't know. That's just maybe I'm proving a profile anyone on a podcast, you'd probably get away with the Dagstan. Yeah. Actually the last people that I want to I don't imagine we've got loads of listeners in Dagestan. Yeah, I'll check the spotfi steps after this. The thing is K likeabhib will be a great represent ation of them. Like they would just be like Yes Kabib like a because Khabib is like he stay disciplined or yeah but this unbelievable like respect for his parents for Islam, for his like brothers. Do you ever see the videos of him and the boys like playing basketball or anything? Yeah , and they're just absolutely none of the rules of basketball are applied. Like they're like this close and they're just lumping it off the backboard like they're not one it's nillar at the end of basketball. It's NIL AN NIL Basketball game. Yeah, and it's but it was like very respectful to players very special to the brothers, the brothers. Yeah, all you're not particularly respectful to women. Did you see the clip last week with Kate Abdo you know in the Champions League final? No. Did you not see this? No , Kabib was there and there's like who were the footballers who were there? Mika Richard Gary Jamie Carriagan Bigys Bo shakes the boys' hands and then the lady presented her, Kate Abdo, who's like, she's like the anchor of the show. Right. Shake his hand. He was like , in his defense, from his point of view , big Western horror. I know from his point of view. That's nothing we would. It's from his point of view. That doesn't mean it's alright. In his point, from his point of view, where's the fucking , you know? Where is the cop marriage? That was quite racist to those people from, but his point of view , there were lesser species than him. So listen , we all know the pitfalls when we go into extreme Islam . We know where they fall down.. Yeah All right. Yeah. I'm going to go on the listeners, respectful to the brothers. Yeah, they don't shake hands with women. That's why we're in. Listen, there's a trade off. That's the trade off. There's a line of basketball horrible to women, but when they get you in the fucking cr amp. You go to sleep now you go to sleep. I could do with him every night just around my house. Yes, it's time. It's time. Right. You're off. So Kabib, right? So the Kabib fight, which Manny will point to as like the incineration of McGregor's soul s when like McGregor, literally old McGregor was effectively murdered . That guy animal of movement, I can see the things Kabib killed that man. Right in a ring . But McGregor, which went crazy for McGregor. So this was two years. This is twenty eighteen. This was two years after the one hundred million dollars payday with fucking Floyd. McGregor comes back in twenty eighteen so he's fighting Kabeeb. This is one of the most anticipated sports events ever , right? And McGregor is being very cruel about like Kab's father. He's like, Your father stinks a shit. And it's like, Connor, you can't these men will like , they will kill you as disgust. Look to fuck around with. Yeah, yeah. That's right. So he's saying the most like horrid shit , but he doesn't quite already he doesn't see him see himself. He's already starting to flog whiskey at the thing. At the thing and you're like, Land, you're about to fight one of the greatest tough disconnect fucking Whitle's beer hands kills bears. It's a bit like you know when Russell Bran starts going religious before they accuse him of being a rapist. Yes. It's when Connor starts selling whiskey before losing . I'm gonna get my bike . He has an idea where it might go. You know what I mean? This is very much building the dam before the flood s begin. Whiskey after this fight, I will have to rely on it. Exactly. I will not be able to sleep without this ever again. Who might get in the ring? Who likes stout? This is where I will be adding value from your mouth. He is about to take my soul. And I'm going to try and replace it with this proper twelve. I will never believe myself to be a spoiler again . Proper twelve proper twelve. Proper twelve funny. Like the naming of it. And also like he's got he's got a bar . Yes. In Kremlin, though? Oh no, is yeah, the black the black forge in it's in around Kremlin. Yeah, my friend lived No, no, Jesus no you're not safe. No, I'm a marked man. So what happened? I went on Mike's bookcast with Victoria. Yeah. And I told the story. There's a friend of ours who it was at a forged Irish stout event. It was one of these events where he's he's promoting this fucking stout and he's sort of I was telling the story of how he apparently sort of came . You know, like Tasvanian devil crawls through the windows and he's there and apparently the human embodiment of cocaine. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, that's what he is now. He is just like if, you know, you know like in Pixar films it's like the shy one will be a lamp that can't turn on You know what I mean? It's like the cartoonification of a bit of someone's personality it's like he is a bag of does mean you don't really I wouldn't mind fucking your sister, but I want fucking sister because I like you. Goodbye. It's literally that. Apparently he had some like there was like ringgos there and you know not to ape the story again but, then he sort of pointed out to his security that he'd like to spend some time in a disabled toilet with two of these women. Like to know these women that's it. And on his way back to the world of dreams, yeah. Yeah. On his way to the toilet, one of the security had to give him a bottle of lup , which is like it tells you a lot about his confidence to excite these women is like give it a liver. Give it myself like it apparently like a couple of minutes will not like it, but I will overcome . He just bursts back out of the toilet . Horniered then he went in. He leaves the toilet, Horniered then he went in an amazing show driven driven his spunk production into like overdriveve. It's cored out of his ears . It's like wiping it from his hands good god, Connor Dun Don . Oh no, Jen Paul is there . Egg Paul is down from the roof . Another spider I am like Marty . I got to shoot in my own boxers . I'm passing judgment on him while I'm Mike came into pants. So this was after you set told this story on Mike's podcast. Why did you remember why you're because you've got theories on this? Have you? Yes, it was me, an Englishman. Yeah. Mike, an Irishman, authority. Victorian artistic, no. Yes. He hasn't got a national well known artist. He hasn't got a nationality. He's just autistic. Famous author. How was going to say he's from the north of Ireland? He's just autistic. An artist with no flag A man a man from a flag with a little computer on it . A man from the concept of autism. So the Autism Republic. Yeah . So anyway, I say in the clip 'cause it gets brought up Hawley's telling this great McGregor Story and then I just said, I hate him. It was very kind of like me being like a dramatic teenage. I was like, I hate the Dragon . I hate that guy. He's a jerk. Like it was real like me. So I said I hate McGregor. And anyway, so McGregor will have seen this and like he'll have seen Hawley telling us story and everything. But McGregor was just like, That is right. I did go into the women didn't like what I said. That's right. And I fucking got 'em while I was in there. And then I came out home and I left there with more sexual energy than I went in before I was big en itough, was like this Jacob Hawley is a good man. I will, I would like to offer you a point of stout. This is just one tiny stout. Jacob Holly looks like he has no soul just like me. The comedy industry has taken his sou Yeah . So anyway, so I said I hate it. So that's an Irish person from my nation that has said that. So like that will have rubbed him up the wrong way a big time. So then he just came under my most recent standup clip at that time. That's the funniest thing is that he didn't comment on the the reel where we were talking about he was on Mike's page. He's letting you know he 'd located you. That's right. He's just like I can, find you. I can find your name. Yeah. That's right. And then he wrote inbred and retired. That's the quote. And he told some lies about you as well, didn't he? He said some things that weren't true as well. You dirty dog. That's all her bother. Oh, that's one of the worst bits of podcasts. I think I've ever done that and that's dreadful. What's funny is it took me a minute to get Yeah I was like I was like didn't land It's gunning down. What if you was like, I wonder God's name is Jacob Optor. Yeah. What's he trying to get at with this? Yeah, what's he going down that alleyway ? Doesn't he work on me? He was like, Ah , he's just been a cunt. He's just been a cunt . Put him up here fucking why is Jacob Edit dead end corridor labelled be a cunt to your mate? Earlier I impersonated his wife being fucked by another man. This studio does horrible things . It's the hair transplant. I mean, we're going to get some masking. We're going to have to get to the truly dreadfully unsavory part of his sort, but later, Bernard. Just very quickly. On the inbred and so he called me inbred and retired, which is obviously a great feather in my cap ing from him. It's on the tour post . It's a wonderful little promotional tool. At the same time , when he first commented under my thing , I was struck with intense fear. Oh of course because I was like this guy is pretty renowned psychopath . He has punched old men in the face. He had a sexual assault trial. I mean the, man is not kind of shackled by any kind of morals or decency. fifty thousand ki kids in dabbling on the payroll. He's got all his little babies, his little crumbling fucking Oh, you fucking get my gross on . And is it difficult to find Mike Rice or are there websites that tell you exactly where Mike's gonna be every night of the year ? So I'm like and now you're so coming up in Dublin and I go I taught literally you're gonna have the cast of like an Irish gangster film Joseph Yeah touch you get away with it did you like yeah you know going to get away with it fucking now chance Bam I thought they were gonna like heckle and so I was like immediately I was filled with this kind of like fear because I was like, this guy's capable of anthein. He's also got two hundred like fifty million. So I'm like, he could just have me killed. Yeah, he has the money to snuff me out no problem, make it look like a f ucking Dear Mike hung himself in a weather spoon whatever. Do you know what I mean? He might hung himself on the set of the screen rock podcasts. Like you say, he's not shackled . I feel I've spoken it about it on here before that there's this American writer that's got this thing called the Tyson Zone where it's like, you'd basically believe anything if anyone tells you about Mike Tyson, right? That's right. And McGregor has that now probably like more I mean? Yes, oh, he's in Dubai and he's flying a plane or whilst doing cocaine off a woman. Like you would believe anything about that. That's right. And if it was like, see, a year from now, it's like Connor McGregor's trials for the killing of Mike Rice Start today. Like you would get away with it as well. The way the American justice system works is like he would somehow get away with it . Well, yeah, do you think do you think a twelve of your countrymen would convict him? Even if it was like he was banged to rights, they 're like, don't worry about I think what would happen is right, people would be like , you know , everyone would believe it. You believe if he punted Peter Dinklage into a volcano or you'd be like, I bet he Dickling. Yeah, you know what I mean? Poor old Dinklage. Poor old Dinklage just trying to go by his day in full tyrion laser garbage. He's just trying to ride an horse around poor old poor old Peter. But so what would happen is, right, I'd be there. We'd be on trial or well, I wouldn't have been my dead body, I guess. But they're bringing into the courtroom. Right, but there'd be irrefutable evidence and then someone would just play that clip of just like, I apologize for absolutely nothing and the jurors are just saying Yeah , I mean , this guy is bloody innocent. Yeah. The jurors, the jurors look like you've copied and pasted him. They're all they're all big headed lads from crumbling with white dust around their nose. That's right. Could we just quickly watch and we're talking about him being the physical embodiment of Coca. Yeah, this clip for me, like, I don't really do stuff like that anymore, but when I saw this Hello, I'm Dorian Linsky from Origin Story. And I'm Indune. We're the host of a podcast that tries to tell the truth about the political terms that we use today, none of the tribal bullshit, none of the irrationality, none of the hysteria, just accuracy and laughs as we try to understand the world around us. We dig into history to tell stories that explain why we are where we are today . And we're very excited that we get to do this on stage as well, and soon we will be doing it at our biggest ever live show. Yeah on september first in the Union Chapel London , come join us there for a night of laughs, maybe a few tears and just a general feeling of moral vindication. There's a link to my tickets in the show notes, and the good news is if you're a patron, you get a fairly substantial discount. So if you've been thinking of signing up, now's a good time. We'll see you then. We told a story on this podcast about staying up for three days at a stag ue recently. Talked him three weeks ago and tell me oh mate, I didn't sleep. Oh fuck just yapping yapping. Yeah , he found one of his mates walking around a roundabout like a car . But I need to know his house sincerely so that I don't really do that stuff myself anymore. Absolutely in his tight end tracks of his little job. He knows in his diary right now and he's doing it now. Hundred percent. Yeah, he might be on it now . It's good to have someone here. It feels like usually you would gaslight me into that . I don't really do drugs anymore. I hate the impression. I hate the impression. Watch it. Jake the ball here. He does that in Fr.iday I don't do any gear. I was speaking to this day. I was going to see my nan. Yeah. And all of a sudden I was like, I'm taking my son see my nanny. He mocks me off of that. He's like, I'm off to see my nan. No, he goes. I'm taking my boy my name . Yeah, like he's fucking Ray Winston. Yeah boy . I don't really do that anymore. I think he's fucking Tommy Hatcher . You killed my boy. I got my boy. What is he talking about? Boy to see Mon and you know what he's saying he's loving this I'm taking my boy Gottf eem my nature yeah and then like he'll come up with something he's just like yeah I pay for order he can he loves it. He's like, yeah, I pay for all of it. I tell her, put your card away. Your money's no good here, love. I'm looking after a boy and then I'm gonna bring it to Sea I know. You gonna have to get some proper twelve after this. Mike's just taking your soul . I've got to take my boy to see my dad. I tried to land on him. We told some lies about you as well What do you think? Yeah , I p foraid all the bills . She had put her end in that pocket. I said one thing to her. She's the blood that's why I was playing. I was paying for the bills in our house so they line a good workplace. She just fucking killed me for it for me It was because it was just you were clearly so happy. You were talking about our life. It didn't felt alright . I wasn't showing off she don't she don't pay for nothing my girl. Seeing his kettle mate. Yeah., see that kettle I paid for that and I pay for my wife's parents at all. My nan hasn't paid for weeder bixs in five years. My nan don't make a cup of tea when I'm running . I hate my nan ny Oh very quickly this is a good fun. This is the before we get into the politics, we're going to have to get into the politics we will. This is the middle arc of the kind of cocaine era McGregor. This is him sat at a boxing match with Christiana Ronaldo and I think a sh ake from Dubai . Those of you watching, he's explaining to Cristiano what's going on, I think. Cristiano is fucking terrifying Cristiano's absolutely. Cristiano looks like a wax work to be fair . He's gorgeous . This is the beginning of the big head phase as well, isn't it? Yes , the sponk is rising. The sponk is rising through. Is this a Joshua? The dark spunk rising. The dark spunk. The spunk, it rises. He looks like he's only born in the sponk. Molded boy . I think that's pretty much a lot more of the same and it 's through there . So what's amazing with the Ronaldo clip is you've seen people who have tasted the sweet nectar kind of like godlike status and success and just one that has chosen the light and one that has chosen to go into the gutter . One who has chosen I will enter the gutter. Yeah , he's gone splunking in the gutter. Yeah. One of them taking a parachute down the gut like Renaldo he does like two hours of yoga every morning and he drinks like nine litres of water a day. Do you know what I mean? It's like there is no human on this planet. Like forty old men should n't look like that. There's no human on this planet who dedicates themselves to what they love in the way Ronaldo does. And yet at the same time you could say exactly the same thing about McGregor, no man should look like that . man No has ever dedicated themselves to cocaine the way he has dedicated it. What's so funny there is you could see Ronaldo and I know for a split second he looked he's like, Is that way Rooney? Like a second was a wait because he has corked himself into being a good looking man. He's corked himself into looking like Rooney. Yeah, yeah, he really has. a It m'ixsture of like Rooney and Prince Harry, I think. There's a bit of prince Harry in him as well. There's a bit of harry. I mean, look at the look of him in the next clip we're about to watch. This is the scariest thing now. And we've sort of spoken about this with a few people recently of like I don't get why and I do I think I do. It's it's it's it's Messiah syndrome thinks he's Christ and you 'll be the cocaine as well as the cocaine but you wonder with people like this, it's like why is he now going to politics? After he's convicted of sexual assault in like not criminal but in civil case civil case after civil Yeah, right yeah. I mean that's I don't understand that. This is the but this is the truly mad thing right,? Nothing can get you out of the game. Right. Like everyone knows he's on cocaine all of the time. Yeah . He just lost a civil case for sexual assault . And that's the moment where he's like, I think I might go into politics and there's a lot of people who would like Connor to represent me and I would like him to take care of the water charges and the potholes in the row. This is it is it's what politicians does Yay he doesn't realize what you have to do with that. He thinks he's gonna be on a hill like Brave. Yeah, yeah. He thinks he's leading them across a battlefield. He's like, follow me. He's like, No, no, no, no, no. You have to fix the pothole. You have to work out when the bins get taken. But you have to look into someone else to explain him what the economy is. Yeah, also which is wonderful and some people in the UK won't realize he wants to become the president of Ireland . Now this is a genuine thing. Yes, yeah, yeah, I want to lead this country. He doesn't realize that the president of Ireland is not the prime minister like the president of Ireland is like this kind of like honorary ambassador old who just kind of like opens a new clothes shop in County Legrene and like goes around and kind of waves people like currently the nice little fella with the big dog. It's the beautiful little kind of green knot gnome that we have of president. It's this tiny little ad who says poetry. And he says, you know, and he's very for the Palestinians and he'll read a poem he wrote about the north. And he's little tin whistle . And but he's not actually doing any legislation or anything . No. No, no, absolutely, nothing. He's just kind of wandering around kind of eating shepherd's pies and going, Oh, how you doing? And so McGregor doesn't realize if he became president, he'd have to like, you know, judge a fucking iron dancing competition on the Arron Islands. Like in the middle of November, we can't let him go to an Irish dancing competition in the Irish near doors . Lovely, lovely girl. No shanades and those we can't let him go The way they move it enchants me the movement of these beautiful ladies Oh man, I'm sweating that's so funny they're like water yeah they are moving like water and I like Jesus walking on top of the water . I don't know why I'm doing Trump hands for her . He's what he was . I think that's what's happened. I think he's seen Trump. I think he's the thing with a lot of public figures now that they've gone well if they could do it. Well, Trump can do it. You know what I mean? He went from , I don't know, he was kind of on the apprentice and then he was online a good hotels and now he's the leader of the free world. And I think that's what we were saying about. Do you know who Ant Middleton is? Do you know that guy? The celebrity SAS No, he wasn't like he's just some fucking ex soldier was doing a show about being like doing celebrity SAS getting fucking John Fashionew to crawl through the mud for an hour and then talk about his dead brother. Now he's like On to be the mayor of London and you're like why? Yeah, you know what I mean? I think Mike's right is like we said about Akmed Yakub that, solicitor from Birmingham. I think he thought he was going to be the king of Birmingham. Yes. He's running to be the mayor of Birmingham. He thinks he's going to get to order Birmingham. Gregor thinks he gets to be the clever king of Ireland where a crown someone will bring him a sword. He'll have a big sword that kind of thing. Yeah, he genuinely talks in ways of like this kind of like old kid he's just like the great kings of the past like Brian Baru will rule this land benevolent ly, you know, and he loved that he knows for my people. Like so he in his mind thinks he's going to have a staff on the top of the hill . Two girls are blowing them at the front and other three Irish dancers are even his and he's, you know, he's just like chucky there long fountain of forged Irish style driving waterfall in the background. Yeah. A forged Irish style. Driving loads of snakes going into the sea in front of us , yeah, that's what he does, but he's going to be handing out Hurling Medals in Offo in a cold winter's morning furious. Like that's what that's what I always wanted to get the job. Yeah. So like this is what I wanted to ask. Obviously you're Irish you said you back and forth to a lot. Yeah, you're in touch with less people. Yes. I am. In fact, I used to run for professional. Yeah. That's where I'm going. Do you think he could win? Do you think it could happen? Absolutely not. They won't. If I don't I believe you have to get a certain amount of people to agree for you to be able to run on the absolutely what scared me, Judge I think it was last winter . There were riots in Dublin. Yeah. Was that last winter? I think it was, I can't remember the exact was he was calling it on time about year and a half ago maybe. He was calling it on America. Oh yeah, yeah, he was and that was fucking he was by the pool in Las Vegas we must fight as another little like tray comes out we must fight Arapressas we must do a little right wing layer he's kind of like this right it was anti immigrant sentiment what. And was funny is he was like, there are people coming into our country doing things they shouldn't do whilst he's in another country doing cocaine . Yeah , it's crazy. He is a proven criminal like on tape assault throwing things off buses . He's a clearly like anti social delight . They are coming into our country, but they are not living by the rules . They are not living by the room. And at the time he couldn't enter the country 'cause he was being tried for sex . Yeah. That's absolute. That's only about And then Pucker Cost is there. Wow. Wow. And he's like, well, we didn't know that. That's amazing. They don't toast that in America. Yeah, this is the other we've got a clip everyone, Tucker. Do you want to watch that now? I mean, this is one of this is I hope this is him talking about the Irish traffic police. Yes, this is it. Yeah. So this is he's on Tucker Carlson and Tucker is such a moron. He's just taking everything he says to be verbatim true and he talks about the Irish traffic police . In order in order to the traffic car on Garda Shia Con is one of the most successful divisions in Eastern Guardi in the in the police force in our police for ce for convictions and you know it is the most successful and it has caused untold stress on the people of Ireland. I could I wonder the amount of suicide and the amount of lives lost and families destroyed over the stress of the traffic car institution with car driving without tax or whatever, you know, no NCT or it's all a money rack as well. Just for foreigners watching this, you're talking about parking and minor trafficking minor traffic violations . And now in this day and age, which is why it's so infuriating and keep calm with it . But it's why people in Ireland are waking up because everyone has felt in some way, shape or form, the stress of having to make sure that you're above board on this on this money racket is what it is. So it's not to keep you safe. It's not to keep safe money from you. Not to keep you safe. But on this day and age now, that we akest man alive are new visitors to the island who get fully exempt from driving without tax, insurance , NCT, and even on Irish Red Snitz, free as a partner lie, right through. After the immigrants come through the most stressful periods of massive lives. Lives have been lost due to the stress caused of this branch in a garage economy. Okay, let's pause out here. There's so many great things going on here . First off , that first off, it is funny because this does speak to the people of Ireland because people of Ireland hate authorities. So like we do actually hate people putting parking tickets on their tickets , that's not right. What they did what they did to Jim what they did to Jim Devan wasn't right and it drove him to it drove him back . I was like what happened Jim Devan? He got a parking ticket last Friday and he was dead by Sunday . He couldn't take it. He died of a broken heart. Like it's this mad like this mad thing. So in a way he's kind of pandering to a crowd, but also what's so funny about this is like first off you, have to have speed cameras. You have to stop . You have to stop people . You have to have you stop. You have to have the tax and you have to be insured. This is every single country. He's acting like the Irish guardi who are the Irish police are this renegade bunch of kind of like the Stazi or something, like coming around and just tyrannizing the Irish people. They're just saying don't do one hundred twenty in a fifty miles zone. You know, there was like there was that thing in I think it was in Baltimore where there was like a rogue bunch of like drug cops that were going around like planting coconut people right then arresting them , taking all their money and stuff. They were like this criminal they weren't going around like have you got tax on that vehicle? You know, I just popping your taxes on that, dude. I mean , what it really has, I'm told to kill myself there . What it really has is like, you know, sometimes when your mates will say something like , well, obviously we're all affected by this and we're all stressed out by this. There's something very specific to them that they're dealing with. He's clearly someone that likes to drive without insurance or tax. Well, what the greatest thing about this clip where he's just lawyers are being locked . People are waking up. The stress of it is unbearable. And I googled it. He got put off the road in Ireland. Yes for dangerous driving. He did. Two years ago. Yeah. So he's just, this is just a personal grief as to why him, the king of Ireland yeah, can't just drive down the street two hundred miles an hour. It's like a very like nannish thing to be annoyed about, isn't it? It's so petty. It's so petty. So this is the funny thing about men like him. And like Trump does it, like Tate does it . You get so henched and so obsessed with being masculine that eventually the camp . You become a bit camp and Katy. You become a bit camp and sort of like petty and Katy and you know what they did? You tax my car You get caught without tax and they will punish you. And your man is obviously just like, well , let me go every country in the world. But your man because Tucker is like, I mean, he is a he is a worm. Like he will, he just agrees. Anyone who's kind of like pushing his agenda, he just said like he could literally be talking like a guy on the street like just a fuck who's just like drug he just there too' manys black people. Tucker go, oh, that's interesting. Yeah Because the mainstream media don't want us to know this. Yeah. You know, so he will uncritically agree with nothing as young as they from the moon are coming to this world and they are creating a void world. Wow. Wow . Well, that's interesting because the main news sources they don't want us to talk about . And you're right. What McGregor has to do about halfway through is he realizes that being asked to tax your car or like a speed limit isn't getting it done to Tucker. That's right. So then he has to go. And of course the immigrants, they don't have to drive to the speed limit. And then Tucker's like, wow, okay. Yeah, and now Tucker' likes, interesting, right? Give me more . More on that I like . That's very interesting. But then we talked down like this . And now we're up like that. Yeah, because we worked in news a long time. So we go up and down . But so yeah, it's halting there so the immigrants they have now tax insurance. They are driving at three hundred miles an hour and true schools and they are applauded. They are encouraged. It's like what are you talking about? I do almost respect that level of turbo liar yeah when they get in they get on a roll and then they find a theme and they just you could like we talked about like the Peterson jazz kind of like where's that's it Yeah is that on the theme like yeah they're the guard eye, they're lining up. They're giving braids and it's just like, what are you talking about man? The guard is going to be like, Yeah, you nearly killed a load of children. Oh, you're from Pakistan. Go on ahead, brother . I'm sorry I stopped you, brother. Sorry . I've got hard work and God speed my way around the way out the way the Pakistani man wants to run over more children they can do it. They're line your children up for him so he doesn't have to do them one by one. Oh don't worry about the tax either. Don't worry about the tax when you're murdering some money out of my wallet. Would that be something you'd like as well? So McGregor, so here's the thing. So here he's talking about parking. His whole thing is kind of platform is this kind of right wing populist thing Anti immigrant anti immigrant. It seems to be kind of like aped upon the kind of just a Trump route basically but also like I think with McGregor the thing is he's on a cum down all the time . So if he's awake, he's on he's on a come down or hungover all the time. So there's not one moment of the day where that man is in peace. Like he is and he does what's so funny. He does everyone I like know who's like a bad gear head who's getting on it a lot and having big comedowns. He does exactly well, he does exactly what they did, which is what he'll do and I'm fucking guilty of this as well. If you watch my Instagram stories, you can tell when I've had a big one because here it'll be he'll go so quickly from shirt off on a yacht, ya, baby ya. And then within twenty four hours, photos of his kids on his Instagram, I love my family so much . I would do anything for my children. I love my wife so much crying, crying for a fucking floor of a broken so we're like, I love my fucking kids so much. See some kind some kind of scantly clad fucking Eastern European woman coming to battle and just running on these shoes, just I love my family. I do not strike just Mr. McGregor . You love my children . And like you say, the idea there's not a minute that the demons in his head aren't rabbiting away , and that's like so I think he's just winning up. He's just fucking , you know, like just fucking that . Just every single . So like he's gonna wake up and he's just the fucking immigrants they're fucking they are every pair we must hunch We must stop them they are we must get them out of this island they can leave the cocaine that they have I want them . The Albanian fellas can stay. Yeah . The Albanians, I think, are doing a lot of great work in the community . So I think he's just hung over all the time. And so everything seems terrible. He's like, we are losing our country. No, you're just haven't had any natural dopamine in the seven years. Yeah. You're a man who struggles with a hangout . Brother. You you're a man who a few a few nights on the pins for you. You you he goes anti immigrant after imagine the wheels have come off. The wheels the wheels come off, I get it I get I have no fortitude for hangover . Some people have that thing of just like get on with it. We're onto another one. Just fucking yeah, feel bad but get my fried in and I fucked I'm just like I'm in a corner it',s fucking the cranberry zombie and their tanks and their guns. You know, I'm just shaking class. Can't cut It's in my head in my head . You know, I'm four times a pill after a kick. What's quite listening to? No, and I have no way I just think because I think I'm very sensitive to like so sensitive to drugs, alcohol. Like I go so up and then I just fucking I'm like yeah I've chatted with you a few times. You 're not like mad on British no he's not like he's not McGregor. Do you know what I mean? He's like sort of spidering around the great lobster fucking rapist . Oh thank God he didn't you're not you're not like crawling around the ceiling fucking do what I mean? You're fucking but I'm buzzing like, you know what I mean? Like I'm just very hat like I get very like, you know, I love like drugs and booze. I am just like they're fucking great. But the price I pay is unbelievable. Like I've actually had to go to a hypnotherapist is my new thing. Moki He's in a shed in East London. What's he trying to sort you out for just the anxiety like the anxiety? Stop singing zombie by the crowd. I just got their pants and their guns, you know ? It's a real buzz killer, party. So do you so you've got the hypnotherapist that does like remedial thing? Do you have the moment? I have the moment now where I'm four pints in and I'm loving it. And I think to myself, no, we have to stop now because I don't I can't feel awful tomorrow morning. I can't face that. Do you know what I mean? That like break the short circuiting in the moment of like that's beautiful . That's beautiful when you can get there. And if you're kind of consciously on the pinch , I have three or four and what fucking going on . But then if you're in a situation where it's like, oh whisky has been pouring the day . Next thing someone's like, I have a number for the bathroom . Happiness could be prolonged for some time yet. Yeah. Yeah , and I could tell you all my ideas . So yeah , and then I take out my little list of ideas of my phone. I'm going to tell you all of these tonight. There's not enough cigarettes in London. Yeah. All the books I want to write, the albums I could record. Yeah, the businesses I could . And then I'll start telling you about your positive attributes. Yeah, that's it . You've always been there for me. You know what . Your wife doesn't pay for a thing. She doesn't pay for a fucking thing. That's right. It's just she don't put her around in her pocket. I bring around to my nan. Your boy's unbelievably mine. My man. And then I look at my boy and I say, That's your name . And then I pay for everything. I pay for and I pay for everything . And I say, boy, provide I provide. You boy. I'm not getting roasted harder than fucking MG A ? We come to the fucking spot of my studio and he does this to me I'm gonna get some fucking clips of me up to get some clips on me Jane Bully Degregard on YouTube why not? Let's go and kill me for an hour. Let's do another hour. Let's fuck it. We've got some shit stand up clips. Let's get a Russell Howard hour up. Let's spot the moment where I thought I was having a bad sex . I would love if there was a Holly on Tucker Carlson. Wow . Your boy. Your boy. Your boy. And then you went to your nan. So your nan's an evil bitch. And your wife. She lets you pay for everything, right? This is what they're telling me. That's amazing for everyone. Gender roles . And this is how it should be now . Listen , we've had a good time. No stone's been left on time . But we've had our font. Listen, I shouldn't I shouldn't have had a go at the at the king on here I started listen, I went first. You did a dirty turn . Yeah you went down dirt by alley you went down dirt by alley and and I just happened to have a few hours in my ready and I was ready Brooklyn. Mike does an amazing podcast tutorial. It's honestly so funny. Mike Visor's guide parents, Mike on Sorry , he's one of the best stand ups in Botherr in Woah I know. He's fucking brilliant. I mean, you're everywhere. You're doing Shepherd's Bush Empire in London. Shepherdsbush Empire in Dublin, North London . Vicar Street in Dublin, I'm in Belfast . I'm all over the UK, Manchester, Newcastle. Massive room in Glasgow. Let me die. We need some help with the glassgoom. We go good men in Glasgow. We've got great guys fantastic guys in Glasgow. We've got their wonderful little guys y, Mike, you know. Maybe you'll have a great day. Not many teeth, but they've got a lot of ideas. I don't know if you Glasgow. He keeps saying good teeth. No, no, no. I loved people. I saw my special glass. When did to it stop? In November , and I'm coming all over, Leeds everywhere. I don't know why Leads was Leeds Fireflung place . But Microsoft. com all my tickets are available there. Come by, it'll be fucking nice. Nice one. Yeah, go see Mike. Thanks for listening. See you next time up the Ruters. Up the Rotter Rothers Rutters