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Shop Wayfare's Fth of July clearance now through july sixth at wayfare dot com d Pay fair, every style, every home ACAS powers the world's best podcasts Here's a show that we recommend I'm Monica Reingel, nutritionist, author, and host of the Nutrition Diva podcast We dig into the questions that you're actually asking If it's okay to drink coffee on an empty stomach whether it's possible to retrain your sweet tooth, which ultra processed foods you might actually want to include in your diet? we take a closer look at diet trends. sketchy claims and track down the science so that you can feel more confident about what's on your plate New episodes are released every Wednesday Find Nutrition diva on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you're listening, and be sure to follow or subscribe so you don't miss a single episode ACast helps creators launch, grow, and monetize their podcasts everywhere AkS. com It's captivating pop star Duts. withith a sexy summer announcement. I'm hitting the road this June and July, opening for superstar musical comediian slash comedic musician Kenny Gray, performing a string of special live shows across America. Come bear witness to the full psychosexual autobiographical journey of homemade pop sensation Duts. july ninth in LA at Zebulon july tenth in Seattle at Barbosa, and july eleventh in Chicago at Subterranean. Feel the thrilling highs and lusty lows of the nightlight. You've never seen Duts like this. Don't miss the performance of a lifetime. Kenny Gray with special guest, Duts. Tickets on sale now Iind that Hey folks, this is Tim Kalpacas from the Sloppy Boys. I know what you're thinking. Hey, I'm gonna sit at home all summer long and listen to a fucking podcast on my phone. Rong! You're gonna see the Soppy Boys party rock band play a loud rock and roll show in your town. Toronto Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Cleveland, Saint Louis, Minneapolis, Chicago. me. That's right. I'm talking Toronto, july fifteenth at Drake Underground Buffalo july sixteenth at the Wck Room. Pittsburgh, july seventeenth, Bottle Rocket Social Hall. Detroit, july nineteenth at Smalls. Cleveland, july twentieth at Beachland Tavern. St Louis july twenty first at Blueberry Hill Duck Room. That's over there in University City. Minneapolis, july twenty second, Zora Darling and Chicago. We're closing it out there at Imrov Olympic IOFest on july twenty third. Hey. z's going on in this Come on out and have some fun for once in your whole fucking life, okay, folks Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton, along with Mike Hanford. Hello and Tim Kalpacis Whaty is up fourourth of July weekend stylies. And we're your host. The Bys of the summer, the new classic guys. The sloppy boys here with timeless integrity week after week. I an culture starts here. Anulter starts here. That's right. Whatouldain? a good one to send and conquer. I havenving a good one. the last one, Jeff. The Great American podcast Oh yes. when we come we're talking about American novel. Yeah ye. Great American novel and the Great American podcast Hey, how nice was it to not have to read a book this week, huh? Oh ye Mbe. I'm looking at my phone I'm cranking off. You're looking at the Libiat, I hope. My dopamine is through the roof I'm cranking off to the Liby app. I unlocked a new summer fear. You know, we talked about our summer fears on the pod Oh no a while back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was it? Meelon put on put in a nice unlocked sound sumer fear, unlocked Yeah Here I am playing Jenga poolside Not normal size, Jenga Not the jangle you're picturing from your youth. This is right Picture a small. Now your daddy's Jenga. Big boy, Jena, bigig box Ping on it Pling on a tabletop Now are you next to a will you said Next do this, okay. So I'm barefoot M this all sounds great until Jeffy pulls the wrong block Wood fall on foot. Wood fall on foot. W in my pool W wk on foot foot. Probably I haven't looked at it. I'm gonna guess a big purple welt. Oh I had a big old bulge. Did it go right on top of the hot part all? The top of a bony part It's just like bone. Oh yeah, Jeff Oh yeah Mike. Jeff, I think that toe is just dislocated. If I pull on it real hard, I think I'll get a rightak back Yeah, Je run out to get out of your room and run over to Tim's house and see if he can pop it back in for you. I don't want that one toe sagging and bagging around the sock You don't want a severed toe hanging out in a skinbag. folks, you probably think if you're just new to the podcast, you probably think these three are lunatics. We talked about this on the last episode, maybe Tim Breaking his toe and having his dad try to reloc reset it when he was a kid, go back and list by yanking by yanking, the traditional myth. Instead he pulled it off I was behind the paywall on the blow at patreon dot com slash the sloppy Bys, where we also talked about the great Gatsby folks. Culture starts there. Yeah, you start here, but culture starts there. So you start here and then you go to the culture. Right, right That shows sort of the TikTok. This is the Instagram where we regurgitate the TikTok H Yeah. We like that. Jeff, did the whole tower topple on your foot or just one errant plank. Tim all it takes is one plank Those bs were big too. D were they like were they like ice cream sandwich size Yeah, they actually They were. But a big big ice cream samich, but a big one. But it's like frozen dense solid. It's like an ice cream sandwich but in a strange shape Weird size. not L in this ice cream sandwich, folks. Anyone else, any summer news, any fears unlocked or dreams achieved, anything Um ye. I started believing in a ghost. I think I have a ghost in my hallway. I'm new to that. Really believe in a ghost. Yeah, I believe in a ghost. No, what happened? Be you were this must be real signs of this because you are a not a ghost type guy Not of goes guy, but I, you know, multiple instances feeling like I see something in my hallway. And then I had a dream. Now you're probably thinking the dreams don't down. The dreams stakes. So Yeah. okay, I'm back to being an atheist No, no, but dreams are sort of a doorway to the beyond in a way. In a way on this very podcast last year, a live episode in Cincinnati. I switched from being an atheist to believing God because a demon came after me over something. What was that? All right It was like you lo I was listening to the speech of I app and a demon talked to me through. Yeah. ye, yeah. right. So I'm a believer But this week's parll event was I just had a two realel of a nightmare where I was walking down my hallway and then something was going on in my bathroom and I opened the door and there was a lady Kind of an older lady scared of me in a Victorian nightgown. scared. She scarered at me and she ran And she ran out the front and I chased after her because she was like my neighbor's wife or something like that. So I think it's a past generations's neighbor's wife who's haunting my wall. That's weird. You should ask your landlord if anything weird happened on your property Yeah Mel and Bleep dad, I don't wantan to be to Darks and kill I is kess Wait, Tim. Now this is interesting because you lived there for a long time And you haven't had any paranormal experiences before Even this one is not actually a paranormal experience I think it. It was a scary dream, which I think it was d So we're alone in the universe again. Damn. You know what? I was I was watching some YouTube video the other day. It was like about the different dimensions of time dimensions. No just the dimensions, like first, second, third and then it got into fifth and sixth and seventh. and this stuff, man is like whoa. Yeah, I don't like you watching that stuff, Mike. I knowve you read your salt book, okay? No salt's done up' got enough to worry about in the sodium world. I've got I've gotten so past salt, Jeff, I'm onto the seventh dimension. Oh God, just I forbook my YouTube is like showing me videos like that because I'll watch one and then they just keep growing growing And I'll watch some of these videos that talk about, I think I was telling you one, Jeff, about how like There there are different theories that you might exist. Y body might only be existing for a millisecond in some weird other universe Mm It makes you think and it makes you go, wait a minute, none this shit means anything or matters at all You're right, dude. Bye folks. No you can't need sign off with that. BPone. It look Mike, it doesn't mean that it doesn't matter at all. It means takeake the moments you have and tell the people you love that you love. Like for example, next time I see that scared lady in my bathroom rummaging around Victorian lady, Iaz say Lady, I appreciate everything. I adore you. I adore you. That was the other thing. She was like rummaging through my shit like my prescriptions.. Oh She's a fucking junkie from the Victorian age. She's probably a fucking U a sopranos character actor, like a cosplayer So I think she's hysterical toim. I maybe she has hysteria. The old She has hysteria. she's just just toxically apocalyptically horny Yeah, that's what you like women who had hysteria, they would go to the doctor, the doctor would rub their clit until it came and then they'd be like, you're healed. All better. Wait, that's what I thought, is that what a hysterectomy is? W no. No. Wait a minute. But know wait a second though. There could be something here hysterectomy is when you have your uterus remootves, but maybe it's roots the etymology. I thought there was Jeff, were you type it away over there? or Yeah, as sure am Maybe Maybe in the old days when people were nuts, we gave them orgasms and also sniffed out their uteres. I think hysteria had something to do with hysterectomy, Well, they're both named after the uterus, it seems. Well We'll wait for one of our U Male listeners to chime in and set us straight Yeah, come on boys, let us know Well are we get some businessers B b b bip boost news hit it. Now that we've established ourselves as a podcast that deals with the facts, let's get some boost news. Ghosts and hysterians He's a bozo with some good knowledge. The bozo with the know. in ra Bman that knows business tricks, businessm that knows business tricksopop You know, I think his whole thing is he's like a you know, a businessman that knows business tricks, business, is, That's a good name oso with the know how was sent to us by Pagan Rge. And if you have a booz News theme email it to the sllopy Bys podcast at gmail d. comot Damn, that was good. Pagan Rge. I think I met Pagan Rge somewhere after a show somewhere and they were saying, do a skkinny girl Margarita, Skiny girlara Oh ye, I'll do. It's so good. I was like, Oh, we will definitely go will do anything for pagan rage. And in fact, you know, when I said there the good name, it's not just, hey, pagan rage is cool, but their real name is rage. Page Paage Re, Reagan Yeah, yeah, yeah ye That's cool. is That's cool. That's cool. That flip is cool. Yeah. you think it's cool to say Kim Talpakas Like Manford tried no good. Like Manford. Yeah Deaf jutting. That Jting good.ounds like a Star Wars character. actually. Def in the cool sense and jutting like your dick's juttting out of your pants. Like that I feelt like he's juckking around the street. Okay, today's topop story in Booze News. I got a couple of things here. First up Folks, big news for a big friend of the pod. Check it out. It's the Solid Wiggles cookbook. Hey Come on, baby. Congratulations, celebrity bartender Jack Shram. He's the guy who He gave us an online tutorial in the early days of this pod to give us the strong grasp of the fundamentals that we Which we still grasp to this day. Taught us two hundred e one. He taught us two one He's a cool guy on the scene. He's got a cool leather jacket And I am going to the Solid Wiggles release party launch party tomorrow night. I I'll do a littlell yeah, a little audio thing and let you guys know how to do. Oh shit U But so folks, if you don't know solid Wiggles, our friend celebrity bartender Jack Shram He started this company a few years ago that does jello shots that are delicious and then jello like cakes that are like beautiful for parties and stuff. Now they've come out with this good looking cookbook that's like, you know, like a glorious coffee table book This would be good for, you know, for people into like seventies dinner party type Betty Crocker cookbook type stuff, you can make all this shit I was reading it today. It's got a really great like it teaches you a lot about the shit you're working with here and it's steeped in history. But I did have one note for Jack, which is In the A the author. Yeah It's there's only one mention of this lobby boys Weirdly, there's zero but he did say if he does a second volume that he's going to include the calpy cordial. Um It says in about the author, Brooklyn based beverage professional Jack Shram. No, no no, we have dubbed you celebrity bartender Jack Shram. Shrammer, come on, dude Dram Ran, we gave you the name When you say cookbook, Well it's more than a cookbook, it seems. But recipe book They're teaching you how to make those beautiful solid wiggles, case. are? Those are like designer luxury. How do you How would you even begin to make one of those things? They're showing you how to clarify juices. They're showing you how to whip it around and centerifuge it into a clear, beautiful gelatin that's gelatinous. He's giving it away He's given away his own trade secrets. No, he's a fool. I told you they the guy's basically an idiot Im Okay, I want to continue with Boozeews, but now U, ACast is making me play another commercial. You know how they said we had to do that Yeaheful, I know about that. Scks. Okay. well, we got to pay theills, I guess. ACS, here you go. Here is the ad you want to roll sorry, everyone. Hi, I'm Faith Hill and I'm here to tell you about a new drink that's been going around this summer. It's viral, It's all the Rge and it was invented in on a podcast. Here we go It's a pineapple beverage, It's got sour mix. It's got one part each of those and another ingredient. It's got two parts darkrum. It's a party shot. It's piss, It's piss! W shit in't it It's f It's f! We' shitting it. The piss and shit shot from the sloppy boys. You you're gonna wantna do about one, two parts dark rum, one part pineapple juice, one part sour mix. Chill 'em, shake 'em up Put them in a shark glass with yellow on bottom and brown up top. And then Take a shot! It's the piss and shit enjoy it folks, M Oh Wow. Oh wow. Okaykay. That's Faith Hill Yeah. Wow, wow, she sounds great. Yeah, she do the Do she do the Hanky the Christmas poo? Yeah, Is she on Soft Park that about fifteen years ago? Yeah They brought her in just for the Christmas episode of season one That's exciting though. I love that these big celebrities are getting this getting on board with the pison shit because it really is the summer shot a summer drink. it's great. Yeah And it was a little, you know a little little deeper than I expected At the course, she didn't say the pisson shit. She said like with shit in it It like a little it's a little more sophisticated than you're expecting. That's why she's got a few country music awards and we do. Mhm And she still got that voice Oh yeah She also like it's It sounded kind of like she only did one take in that commercial. So that's my one my one notice know I' to do a second take. I've never seen someone of her stat of fumfer and flail so much in one Heate. sometometimes this didn't seem like she knew what she was saying, other times she was saying too much Yeah. I agree. Yeah That's wild. That's cool Mike did you have booz news? Yeah, I got a little something Neil and actually or Jeff, do you have that out and about song that's fun. and Yes headord. It's headford out and about Okay, so this is big. I got to sit down. So Steven Spielberger has a new movie the director. It's I forget what it's called. I tried to talk about it last week and you made talk about the World Cup Ohsh Um But he was, you know, he's on these these press tours and I said I was like, you know what I think I saw him at the last Soppy Bys show. Why don't I head on over this press tour and talk to him about it? and just because I think that was him, but and people told me it was him. So I just wanted to sit down with him Chad, he was on this press tore so he was already in a question answering mood. So I did an interview with him and take take. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Yeah, that's c greaty because there's a lot of dudes who have glasses, beards. hats at our shows but wow, O one of them was Well, Stephven. Yeah, one of them was worth over a billion dollars. Okay. Wow shit. Yeah. All right Here we go Okay, I'm here with the world famous Steven Spielberg, Stehven. Thank you for being here. Thank you. Now Stehven, I understand you were in the audience at our last LA show. We played at Zebulon. It was a great show. What'd you think? Amazing. Oh, thanks you. It is old bastard. well now. How would you describe one of our shows to the uninitiated? Five hundred people they're all laughing. It is one of the greatest most fun loving things you could do for yourself. Yeah, yeah, we always said our shows, our live shows are like rovement, you know? It's a psychic thing. It was just intoxicant. It was about something. Ab something important, but it never let me go. Oh for sure. You feel it. I suddenly had strangers who were allies. I can't tell you how awesome that makes me feel. He I'm talking to one of the actors From the Gremlins movie A and B's a fucking. Hoppy boys man You don't get that feeling watching a music video by yourself, but you get that in a stadium. you get that in a venue even with a couple hundred people. It's just it's just completely contagious. Complete contagious. I don't know what that means. Okay, Stehven, any songs that you just always wanted the sloppy boys to cover live The blues traveler s, Yeahah, that's convinced. If I pull it off. Moving on Any album title suggestions for our next album? A need for speed. That's why you're the goat. I love that. That's perfect Now Stephven on the slloppy B boys bllowout, which I know you're a patron We just talked about the Great Gatsby. Do you like that book? Do you know Do you even know much about it? I need to know more about it and that's what I'm doing this summer. Oh, cool. I'm working on my posture and trying to do abbs by August Jeff too, I think. Okay, next question and you don't have to answer this if you don't You still get freakinasty these days? I do. All right, If you wereers, just tell us a little bit about your latest sexual escapade. Dribbling hot fudge over potato chips. Maybe I shouldn't have asked this question. It was a little moist. Yep, Nhing's changed. We're still. It only lasted two minutes. Wa, okay, that might be the TMI H Here's another odd question. How would you describe your bowa movements these days? O battle after another. I amaz. All right, Stephen, well, you know you got a few chances to see us this summer. startarting july fifteenth, the sloppby boys are going on the road. July fifteenth will be Toronto Canada, july sixteenth Buffalo New York, july seventeenth, Pittsburgh, PA, july nineteenth, Hamramock, Michigan, july twenty second Minneapolis, Minnesota, and july twenty third, Chicago, Illinois. What about Cleveland? Oh shit, you're right. Thanks for wrying me, Stephven. The Sloppy boys will be in Cleveland playing at Beach Land Ballroom in Tavern on july twentieth. Thank you. Okay, thank you so much for this interview. I got to get the fuck out of here. folks, Co see Steven Spielberg's new movie in Theaters Wh wherever it is playing and I forget what it's called Wowow, I can't believe. what a get. Probably the biggest guy ever on pod. Why the biggest guy ever at our show? Yeah, I'm definitely on Pod ye, we're definitely at our shows too, probablyroably the most famous. Yeah. I mean, one of the biggest guys, let's just say that. one of the biggest guys for sure. And I would have love to see him stop by the merch table though, huh? S go. I think it would go something like this. I'll take one of everything. Yeah That would roll for us. Stephven, that's like a hundred dollars It was amazing that you you asked him what song we should cover and man, he had hook lined up. He was right Yeah He's like he's so he's a big fan. He's boom he knew all this stuff. Yeah And then I mean, he's a good sport because you told him that his sex life was TMI and then your very next question was how how his bowel movements And Yeah he was able to answer that question. no problem. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He's open. He's an open book. That's the secret. That was cool. So folks, be like Steven Spielberg and get yourself out to a sloppy Bys live show this July Yes, and recently added Saint Louis, Missouri on july twenty first at Blueberry Hill Duck Rroom. Get in on that folks. That's right Damn. I one of these days the duck room iss going to serve Badger and then it's going to oh the fur is going to fly on that day boy H Oh yeah, then the badge And then the badgerress, duck room had a baby who was swet Okay. All right, with that nonsense out of the way We turn our attention to the drink of the day. This is the main event folks. This is why people tune in Uh O, okay, this is a special one. This kind of comes for my very own life Yes, this came up on pod not too long ago. This doesn't come from a blog, okay This is me walking around my very own street. This is great because people are trying to get off the apps and get back out into the world more IRL experiences. Jeff, take it away There I am urn into my corner store. We're looking through chips Eat eating some of them Did any kids in any kids in the store maybe that are off of school like have a capap gun they were playing with laser gos Blazer All right, so There I am. I'm looking, I'm looking for one thing That time At that time, I'm looking for one thing, Grapefruit soda 'a me my girl gonna to watch a movie we're make palomas. Oo, smart. I bring up that gpefruit soda. The guy at the counter says U what are you making palomas? And I said ye Yeah. And he said, you know what you gott to do is tequila with cucumber lime gatorade He said. And he asked me like like I had done it. He's just like, you ever do that? And I said, No I've never heard of this. I didn't know that this is something people do. And more so than that, I didn't know that cucumber lime was a gatorade flavor. Am I that far? Yeah, that that was the big thing to me. That's nut. And not only when I went today to go buy some Cucumber lime is in every flavor of the Gatorade family It's Mainfeed Gatorid. Gatoraade zero. Oh, Gator light Gator light zero. Oh the electrolyte P kind of thing. Yeah, that's like the PO. And then you know that brand electrolyt It's like electrolyte, but electrolyte. They also have cucumber limes. so this is a flavor. Wow, that's Is there a cucumber lime? Are you guys seeing that anywhere else out in the world? Like other than like a I tell That's halfway to Ien's Cubp. Yeah, really. I mean, I I wouldn't I've had I had this I stole a sip of this flavor of lime cucumber Gitarade Today when I bought some of, it's delicious. I haven't had it with the teequila, but The cucumber is fakakes very well. They did a good job. I'd like to see quite frankly, more of this flavor and less of the fucking fake mango stuff everywhere. I fucking look all over the fucking place. Yeah. I feel like we're in the last gasp of a fake mango Oh. You don't like it a mango anymore. It's a fake mango Ooh, no touch of the fake Folks, we're calling it the Cucumber lime Gatorade and tequila Lime cucumber gatorate in tequila. Lime cucumber gatorate in teequila We're looking online for the name. What's the name? LCGT, that's kind of cool. A LCCGT? We've heard of the LCGT community loves this drink They call it the gatorita in some circles, but typically that's the lemon lime, although you do see like, oh, you can do any flavor The Mexican water hazard has been bandied about. Tim was that? because we've done the water hazard, which is Blue Gatorade and voda and lemon. Oh yes. That was a big golf cart or cart girl drink a cart girl drink. Cart girls this is still happening out there on the golf courses. The cart girls are blowing up on TikTok U Who There was also, we've talked about there was like a little trend in Gatorade. ailes a couple sumers ago I remember doing a summer roundup and there was Gator wine Gatorade Oh yeah. Gatorade and red wine. and Rosatorade, which we covered And then other c another big cargl drink we didn't do was Purple Haze, but I know that u Comedian John Gabris drinks, Gatorade and tequila. and when he's been on tour with Dooughboys He had been doing that and I forgot what flavor he used and the name of it. So I texted him today and I said Hey dude. Jeff's liquor store guy makes his cucumber lime Gatorated in tequila and we're talking about variations. What's your gatorade thing you've mentioned on Doughboys? Is it the Gatorita? Is it gabousita gabita? Do you use lemon lime flavor? That was my big question. Do you use lemon lim? He said, LOL. I did. yes. It has been called many variations. so If that, I think he said, go with Gabriita But he said cucumber lime is my favorite gatorid too. Didn't consider using that one. So he's never made it to this flavor, but he gives it the thumbs up. There is a huge fandom for this drink. sccouring the internet for the name of this thing. I've just seen so many people be like, it's the best flavor by far. Now I'm a red gatorade or red pid kind of kind of pure as. I think Red is The King fllavor Fruit punch. Purple frost for me. Ooh. to pick But a question for you guys, how are your electrolytes, right Slowurt. I could use him. balance of sugar and salt. Yeah. That's all it is, right? Perfect balance of sugar and salt That's an electrolyte. Uh, yes. es it is. Jeff, I'm gonna to say sugar and salt and potassium and magnesium. Oo And a little bit of that green coloring. I tried to mix up my own liquid IV and I didn't have potassium, but it didn't weirdly it didn't have magnesium You're right, Ten, sodium potassium magnesium. Geez. He's good He's good, good Okay, folks, here iss what we're gonna to do Two ounces of Tequila in a rock glass filled with ice. G Top up with lime cucumbergatorid. I think youd give it a little pinch of a lemon or a lime. If you get some real citrus in there, that would be great. I'm going to put a lime wedge on the side and then pinch optionally if I go I'll say also I've seen a fair bit of people putting tahen in here, like not just on the rim, but in the drink. Oh wow, That's too much. Now you had mentioned this might be like a big solo cup type of drink with a lot of gitorade, but I agree, let's try it first with this Rcks glass and see. If it makes a nice little rocks glass car. Philosophy is the same. O ice is the idea. don't want you don't want a semi warm gatorade. Well, I was wondering if people like take a glug of the gatorade and then dump a nip of tequila into the. O, Ponono So Oh boy, no, no. That's a way to do it That'd be good too But for now Rocks on the Classy Sloppy Boys podcast. All right, folks, we're going to make these up and when we come back First sips of what could be. The late entrance intont the drink of the sun, which could be. We'll be right back after this You want to get your backyard summer ready, but you don't want to break the bank? Wayfare gets it. Pning on dining alfresco or relaxing poolside Wayfair has everything you need to prep your space. Shop now and save up to seventy percent off during Wayfare's Fth of July clearance. Score huge deals on outdoor furniture, area rugs, and more. We're talking thousands of products for every style and budget. Plus, sururprise Flash Deals July sixth. Don't wait. Shop Wayfare's Fth of July clearance now through july sixth at wayfare dot com d Way fair, everyvery style, every home. G got it W lime, cucumber gatorade, and tequilas in hand. W. It's got that ring to it It's got a nice hue. It's a nice hue. Beautiful, beautiful, inviting looking drink Here we go, Sips Mm. o o Interesting If your liquor store guy was here, I'd give him a kiss on the mouth. Yeah, I wonder what else he's got. What else you got kicking around that knob in earsud In that brain? Looking in his ear. there. This is this is great. I only used an ounce and a half of tequila. I wanted to not be too boozey, but The taste of the gatorade itself is also just very interesting. This cucumber gatorade is. It's a good taste, veryy crushable Ver crrist one, I would say that On its own, I took a sip, I said delicious and the cucumber and lime are not fakey tasting. It's great. and they're easy on the flave Um, but then u Combined with this tequila To you listeners at home, here's what's happening to me is sort like I'm not getting cucumber and lime anymore. Is it it's a cacti cactus type of nectary It's combineding with the tequila to make me feel like I just ripped it on agave, cracked it in half and I'm chuggkinging right out of it. Yeah, I will You do that. Yeah, I've always chopping off tops of cactuses and Drinkking down that. Good goo Squeezing out the goo and the salt Right? You know, there's salt in Gator right and now we're having sort of a salty margarita. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. I squeeze my limen and I like the extra limey flavor too Oh shit, I gotta do that. There's always around two, my boy Yeah, I did the two ounces. It's good, but it's like a stiff drink whereas if I did an ounce and a half, I feel like It'd be way more of a Oh, I'm having three of these by the pool. Right. That's what I yeah, yeah. I That's why I didn't want to do like a big stiffy like make me not taste the gateoray. Yeah, I kind of want more of a long drink version today, just today. Yeah. but Two ounces is great. It's nice little stiffy. This might make for a good shot too, or is there maybe not enough space in there to put enough gatorate to give it like flavor? Kind kindind of a diluter But it is weird. It's kind of just extending the tequila. I feel like Wh, hold on folks. My computer went to sleep Oh mere seconds, giveive me a second here. We can still with us. Okay Yeah, we saw you the whole time I squeezed my lime wedge in there just now and yeah, that sharpened it up just a little. Yeah. this like it. what you always pray for with any drink Do some Jagff tells you about not to say that you're a liquor star guy. He's great man. He's smart man ilopher When when people are recommending drinks to you, Jv on the show. taste is subjective. You might not love it, but what you're hoping is some sort of synergistic alchemy to happen and to not just taste the ingredients. You want the you want the whole to be greater than the sum of its parts. And I think that there is something happening here. There's something happen. Is that what that song is about? Buffalo Springfield? No, but I think that's the galt, the galt theory The wholeo is better than the so of its parts. D good good result G stop who wrote the sook G st? No, no Not the Salt book. That was Mark Kurlansky Oh. Um Wh who would have thought adding Gatorade would make a Lickor sing Yeah, I know I had, you know, I was There's a really cool It's a really cool u tail place around here called Little Branch, folks, if you ever remember Manhattan, Ted Little Banch. it's very It's like on the corner of a place. the door is really small. You go right down into a basement. Ver Coo little Zibbey room And last night I was there and I said, you know what? I want a GNT. And could you make me just like give me a G andonic, but do whatever you want to make it fun But do whatever you want to it. Do it it what you will.. Yeah. I was like and give me a slap on this thing. I put my fucking ha up on a bar So she came back with the barteer came back with Jen and Tonic with Muddled cucumber. And I was like, this is great. and it doesn't taste like this, but the muddled cucumber and she like muddled the lime to it and maybe added some other type of syrup or something. But it was a nice, sweet, refreshing drink. You know what's going to help you muddle folks Come out, see us live get the exclusive Sloppy Bys muddler New item at the merch table, Jeff. New item debut, merch only. We're not We're not traveling with glassware. That's insane. Everybody's snapping up the glassware. We love to see that. We travel with the muddler, only available at live shows, exclusive to people who want to come out and have that venue communal experience like Stehven said. Yes. Yes, it's a psyic thing, he was saying Now that little muddler, are you only allowed to use it for muddling? because it also looks like a little baseball bat. Some people might want to play some small baseball. Tym is not to be used for any sort of sports like small baseball or any vandalism That's good. That's good to put out there. Does it work as a sex toy? That is fine. That is fair use. For the sloppy boys Madraa Muddle your mound We might if these sell really well, we'll come out some with some muddlers that can be used for vandalism. Yeah, yeah, we will go well with that Don't comment on that word, Tim. Well, I'm just saying that if we're saying don't use it as a sex tooy, then I don't think the slogan should be muddle your mound. No, you can use it as a sex toy. I thought that's what we were saying, it's okay for that, but you can't use it for small baseball manles. You said your discretion, okay. Okay. I guess I was drunk on the drink of the day I mean nasty stuff. It's not I don't know how smooth they are These are these are look, for a muddler, these are high quality bamboo. These are going gonna to last you a lifetime. you can give them to your grandkids. Yeah. but do you want to rub it on your glonds or clit? I don't know No That was a folks. you will splinter up your most delicate areas if you run this thing around there. Because they're made cheaply. they are splinter heavy.. They're all Is this little bundle of splinters glued together there So you take that out if you. Oh I like that. And you know what's I was drink has me thinking I got a good I have a big double rocks glass. so I got a good amount of gator rate here and I'm loving the ratio And I like this they' It's muscle mind is sort of weak in a good way making it very crushable I'm finding that most drinks that are sort of Diluted this much tend to be carbonated And I think there should be more drinks What are ad boys, but yeah, but but like with a lot of like I've been drinking sometimes whiskey lemonade, that's pretty good Yeah, dude. Ohh, like it's like a whiskey sour, but you just know they're not gonna over it You know, sometometimes you like Yangsst them. That's a nice quick whiskey sour quickiskey sour. It's funny, making drinks around the house and you probably experienced this at the Tiger room, Tim, sometimes you want bubbles. It's almost an ingredient. It's almost a taste ingredient. We're like, you make a drink and it's flat. And you're like, this needs a little sharpness And it's not so much flavor as it is like maybe like a mouth feel thing I've made things that are like this just kind of feels DOA without bubbles. This drink is not that. This works on its own This is intentionally a different experience. It's silky And it's it's I mean, it's giving me this feeling's I feel like I'm at an aquarium or something. I feel like I'm amongst the noaves. I feels like I just saw a Stingray, man. I think you're fucking drunk, man But it's a very aquatic experience and it's a very nectary cactical cactitious experience. Tactical tactical. Did I ever tell you guys I saw a Stingray No no. You saw thingom? I was down in the Bahamas And my sister And my girlfriend are nature people. They like to get in to petimanity and things like that And so they brought me into the shallows and a sting ray was out there, but he was friendly But everybody who was laughing, laughing at Jeff because it comes at Jeff and he steps aside. He doesn't want the Stingray rubbing on his legs A Did you touch it? Like it touched you Yeah Did it feel weird? Yeah. Was it smooth Yes Yeah's so smooth. But like Kelsey and my sister are like feeding it, petting it Like that thing kidled Steve Irwin Oh. that very one I don't think it's the one that's wanted for murder, but it's wasas this daytime or nighttime day. Be I did a thing in Hawaii where we went out there You get in the water and you're holding onto a board with a bunch of different people and they shine a light down. you had snorkels on. They shine a light down a light attracted cool shit. See, Mike, we use our podcast to shine a light, but Tim' talking about something different. Yeah, yeah. So I've stopped doing this in Hawaii ever since our podcast started sort of highlighting and platforming important topics. You stopped doing that You didn't need to do you felt like there was I was doing that four or five times a week And Timy, when you were doing that, you were like, this is just far too literal. I'm used to doing this sort of more Figurative, figuratively but mentally folks, the drink is strong You don't need to do two ounces This trick is strong with this one You know what I'm gonna do for my round? Dink' strong. What Drink is strong? It's I don't have any more tequil left because I use the lastess of my big petro. Strong drink is. Go ahead. So Okay now. Mike, you pause for a second. Let me talk to Jeff Jeff. Mike said that he only put an ounce and a half of tequila because he didn't want to get too drunk. Now he's telling us he ran out of tequila. so he really only had an oun. I only had an ounce and a half. So now what I'm gonna do. Now Mike, are you busted basically by your? I'm busted up man, I'm busted chopped. I am onk with a Funk baby. Blust a cooked chopped Fk with the funk. I'm an unk with the funk. Now wait, Mike, now there's no way in fucking hell you have Mz Callor on your place. Doubt it unless I bought it for something else and stick it around. So I'm thinking I'm gonna to try like a vodka or something to see what types of vodkas I have. Well, sure. Yeahah, I bet it's gonna be good. It'll be now tough Tim, do you have MzCal? ' I'm seeing a lot of people using this for MzCal I have Mescal and I know what that's going to taste like do I want to do I don't like to keep it around. Well, you and I ended up at a u Animator party not too long ago and there was a guy selling, not sellin It was like a company Do cannamz cow drinks. Did you try any of those? I did not I was busy eating ten slices of pizza that night. U Are we done with a misguy? The three of us the three of us don't Mcal right? I told the guy, This was like the brand rep. He might have been even been an owner or something like that. It's like a small company and then they were flying around these Mz Cal drinks can a little sweeter than you'd think, but they still have that like Pety bandaidy thing spokeen. And I told him And you know, to be nice, I was like, M Cal isn't really my thing, but I did have two of them. There was an open bar, they never free. But um I don't keep it around the house. No But we've been told by the bartender at Nativo that what you do is you say to a to a bartender, say, I don't really love the smokey mescal. I's got anything nectary? And then I haven't tried this yet, but it's supposed to open up a whole new world for us. Because tequila is made from one plant. Mezcal could be made from something like a hundred plants So there's there's quite there's a lot more diversity, but why why do I always get the bandaid stank? Yeah, they all taste the same. I'm sorry. I just don't I said I surely one of a hundred doesn't have the stank of Johnson and Johnson bandaids. I always regt sh regret the shit, but last week on the show I was talking about World Cup fans and I said the international soccer fans, I believe, But when I see an American cheering and crying over Tam USA, I said It might it's not true, but I said I have the feeling that they are merely pretending because that's the way that a soccer fan is supposed to act and I don't believe I I've invalidated their emotions. Pers. Per douche bags. Yeah. now I've done this I don't like it when it's done in return. I've had people look at my face and say, Tim, your beloved b geese is a sciop and they're an industry plan. And I cried when they told me that. But M Gal, like you know, allld is like these like smart guys, these liquor guys that know so much about everything They just all they do is swap everything for my skull. You know you could swap that? I know I know. I'd rather die. I'd rather die. I f. been at your funeral instead of a coffin, you could use my skull. I don't wna do that I don't want that. You wantanna dunk my bones in that? I've already said in my will, I want to be cremated in a big bong. Oh, we need we need to figure out this sort of U our yeah, our last one for the LA that on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah on the blowout. I would leave you guys a lot of my stuff. I don't know if you're interested in any of my stuff but I got a nice revereing guitar right there. That's pretty nice Do you got any badgeer res? Yeah, I'll take mine back that's there. I'll Yeah Tim Mike, you can have yours back. Tim's already got my amp so we can have my guitar to go with my am. I'll take that I'll take that ninja Turtle game so I can finally can get rid of it It's time over my dead body. Oh, well, in this case, that works U Jeff, I've had your amp in my home for years and I've been telling everyone I play a feender twin reverb. And then recently on an email, you mentioned that you were like, Yeahah, I have an app What whatome is offender ultimate chorus. Sit. I gota stop I gott to stop telling people that I have a feender twin reaver and start telling people I have a feender ultimate course. And I also gott to admit to them that I don't own it. It's merely just in my home. Don't tell anyone about this. Don't be bringing this up anymore. By the way, I love there's nothing better like space is at a premium when you're renting an apartment or you're in a city or something like that If somebody has a better use for or more space for a thing that you own, this arrangement of just like, it's mine. It just lives with Tim It's like You know, I got Rosenstock's synthesizer. It's not mine, but it's gonna live with me for a while. It's a great arrangement. It's fucking awesome. I got stuff like that. You know what's a funny one When I bought my two thousand two Ford Thunderbird A V eight engine, two hundred and fifty horsepower Right There's a hard topop to There's a red hard topop with like porthole circulars and shit. Yeah. I I left it up at the in Burbank at the like it was like one of these like special auto dealers for bus tiny place that only had like ten cars And I was like, I don't have room for this. C I'll leave this here for now and I'll come back and get it. And he was like, yeah, and now it's been nine years and I never went back and got it I gotta go confront that motherfucker. You should go back and be like and make a huge deal but like, all right, where is it? I need it now.ll keep rightading. Vocation it time to bike O just or really casual. I haven't seen them in n years. Hey, I'm just grabbing he hardtop, where is this? What grabbing my hardarttop? What color are you red? Yeahah, that's right over Well, let's take it back to the drink For round two, what you doing For me, I'm doing less I'm going to do the ounce and a half and I'm going to decorate it with a little lime juice and tahin if I have it I'm gonna see what I have in terms of the clear liquors and maybe add a bitter dash Ooh, you any orange bitters? I do Those are nice Um I kind of really love this drink and I don't have any ideas to improve it. So I might just add a cururiosity swap. I'll see if I have Mascal and then I'll try that because I'm having such an open heart right now All right folks, we're going to make round two when we come back Final thoughts on the lime cucumber With tequila drrink You want to get your backyard summer ready, but you don't want to break the bank? Wayfare gets it. Pning on dining alfresco or relaxing poolside Wayfair has everything you need to prep your space. Shop now and save up to seventy percent off during Wayfair's Fourth of July clearance. sccore huge deals on outdoor furniture, area rugs, and more. We're talking thousands of products for every style and budget. Plus, sururprise Flash deals july sixth. Don't wait Shop Wayfare's Fourth of July clearance now through july sixth at wayfare dot com d Way fair, everyvery style, every home with round two. Uh I didn't have any Tahen I'm sorry to But I put in a little squirt of lime juice we go God, that's good Y h. Even with the less Booz Ooh, the cucumber it shines. The cucumber Uh, this is this is with the with the vodka. It's not as good as just doesn't up as much Uh, really the bidters, you don't You don't get that of agave singing. Oh, yeah, it's you know,, it's just like a vodka taste on the back But the bitters were okay. The bitters kind of fine I like the ridge. You know what could be good is I have celery bitters and I feel like celery cucumber lime, there's something there Yeah I I I did find some Mescal and I made it this way and it's like As much as I just talkaled enormous shit you know, that doesn't taste bad, but I will say there's not this synergistic alchemy I was talking about. I can I can I'm tasting Gatorade, then there's little cigarettes on the back end. but you know what you know what I think could be great I just have to do this. I didn't do it for my round too, so maybe I'll do it for my in my personal life I've got a bottle of very herbaceous gin that u Neil Campbell gave me that's like The type amass gin, it's like's I don't really use it for martinis, but I love it in gin and tonics or like other gin hintonicas, of course. I feel like that would be really good in this is a junipery botanical Yes.. Yes, 'use this is a trip through the garden in a way. It's a trip through the gen That It should be called a garden trip O a garden trip beid. A mass dry gin is a premium of Los Angeles crafted spirit Ohice. Nice and fresh. Okay, final thoughts, Mike. Hit me with them. This is an order again. This is a fun this is a nice little surprise order again. I was who knew what this was going to be? Who knew what the flavor of Gatorate in cucumber lime Gatorate was going to be Yeah had an idea I feel like I've tried Gatorade as a mixter before and didn't like it. I don't like LaCroix as a mixer I don't like Gatorate as a mixter but for whatever reason this works. Gatorade in general, it's got a weird, I never knew how to describe it. Water hasn't worked, but it's like Gatorade has this like taste that has a weird, it's not even a chemically a taste. Yeah, it's thinner oret, but it's thin weird But anyway, this is a nice surprise and it's no way Tim Submit your feelings to the pentaverate The Mike Myers series, the Pen Tower That's a guess. This works great. This is fantastic. The only thing holding it back from being a sensation is it needs a name. I don't think that Mexican Mexican water hazard is the way Do you No no. So are we just calling this episode Lime cuucumberurg, Gatorade and tequila. that won't get a drink of the summer, but this is drink of the summer kind of material. if it is just get can we canan we just call it a gatorita It's sort of taken with we could call it like cucumber gatorita Cucumber limeadorit, about that? Right. L I the line is implied in Ida in the in the region. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah Cucumber gatorita. Gatorita it would be the lemon lime Gatorade and tequila. like what Gabers' drinks, but then also is it seems to exist on the internet elsewhere Lime cucumber gateita But lime is implied in the margarita part, right N just say Cucumber Gateorita Yeah, but lime is implied Okay, yeah, I see what you' hard. It's hard It's hard. How well known is Gatorita as a property Not very Not known to me. We've been doing a podcast for five years, us three guys and none of us had Heard out It didn't stick That's what and there's not a def I'm Googling it now And there's not like a definitive, you know, I'm seeing people that are Putting triple second there still, not necessary, you know Yeah, right I don't know Jeff, when you name the episode, you better come up with something good, man. better come up with a zinger. We believe in you, Jeff. We believe in you. You and Melan put your heads together and come up with some real good Folks, it's an order again, it's kind of an order again and again You know, it's not a Stone coold classic. with the right name it could be No I just am perplexed by the whole world of Gatorade because When Gatorid came out, everybody was like, oh, it's cool. It's healthy. It's sports drink And then people were like, well, there's a lot of sugar in there for a sports drink. And they were like, okay, okay, Gator rade zero. Okaykay, okay, okay. A then all the all the like pedia lights came out And And it was like, oh, these hydrate And Gatorade was like, well, we do that too. I was like, well, what were you doing before? if you're not hydrating I feel like they called out Gatoraade. Gatorid's gonna do whatever the fuck Gatorid wants to do ' they're the fucking big dick dogs of the fucking sports drink. Are you defending them? I wasn't really listening to what you were saying, It was boring the fuck out of me What's the difference between these new age hydrators and old school gatorid I see this is really taking with you guys. No no, I no Jeff. I wanted to talk about the Curacao soccer team last week and we didn't really talk about that did we? That just sucks. You know what this reminds me of it's like Skype was around forever and then when when we really needed him for some reason, we didn't go to them, we went to Zoom And I feel like the Gatorade has been there for us our whole life. We love it. And then when you wake up with a really bad hangover, can I have a liiquid IV? No, folks, drink your Gatorade and like it. No, no. No, no. I'm that guy that he's making fun of folks. I love liiquid IV. I love those shoes. Does it works for you every time Every time. it does every time I don't think it really works for me I don't need to look for liquid IV as the thing. I have them All I need is water. And if I can get enough spit, I don't even need water U You know we haven't talked about on this podcast, but this drink kind of reminds me of his this fucking guy Do you guys ever see on Instagram Um Johnny Sips. No Very, very big Instagram account right now. Well, why are we big? We We haven't really dipped into this world. We got to collab with him. He's out in a parking lot and he makes drinks that are all sort of like It'll be like a nip of alcohol in like a soda, you know where he's like combining it's kind of cl stuff, but it's more like seven hundred eleven park parking lot type of. This sounds way trashier than what we're doing. He's got the numbers. We take a look at it. He's leaning into the trashiness and it's sort of like It'll be like, um What's that stuff you squirt into water for flavor? Mia Moxy? Me meo That was we use that for something Yeah, we did that Be before it works right He's got a powdery thing like that and he'll be mixing up a drink that's like, you know a fireball nip and two kinds of soda and a little pinch of some powder and he's blowing up huge Maybe this is the world we This summer we should explore these kind of parking lot cocktails, I'm going to call them. H Oo, That's fun