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The Socially Distant Sports Bar

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From Contrite, Vulnerable, ListenerJun 30, 2026

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comoming up on this week'sistant part. Look Look at this tree got a boner That was the conversation, wouldn't it I just kiss a tree the park Yeah. A straight mate' a female tree Why was you on American tell? Yes Rod, fucking h and em you. attack Johnny Carson on the Johny Carson show Grabbing people with your hand. Yeah. And they know it's your hand. If he did that, I'd break his wrist. J he you there with a snap neck. His area' be a laser his fucking problems. Sit down, Brigader. What's your background? Have you heard of Palatoys's Danger UXB? I've watched a film about it. on my marksman Three word Tin can Alley Let's be honest, if you have a cat, you've probably wondered what your house smells like before guests walk in. Thankfully, Armenhammer Cat Litter helps take that worry off your plate, because not all litters are the same. Armenhammer Hartball Cat litter gives you long lasting odor control, plus strong clumps that make scooping quick and easy, with low dust too. 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I've seen that happen as well. Yes. Yeah, yeah. For these boys, I've got a handed to them and they. They are it's mad. How much they could do in a day. So what's the state St point for the garden. You've described it in the past as being disheveled, a shit hole. Yeah, a death trarap. One of his his good friends is a garden design nurse. she's come up with ideas and she knows people. So we're trying it's not very big. My granddad turnurned his fucking grave. Yeah, so with my ears, I can hear him spin. bit of reotvation for the soil thatough, isn't it?. if I hadn't added composted But I am a podcaster can I say? Yeah, but we didn't want a nice lawn, ' to a garden podcast. I'd love to a garden podcast to be fucking magic Aful. This's a tony mate. There's a market for it. There's a market out there There iss mate? How would it work? Oh hang on a minute. He switched on. Me and Terry Walton I've got it all sorted.s we had already. Who's Terry Walton Terry's lovely.'s the guy does the radio two and radio whales stuff. Weo used to play for Peterbury, I did. not that worthy center have Well maybe you did. He's quite. He's a lovely man.'s mive He's a gardener but he' did Lots of a radio too with Jerry Vin on that and then okay. There's lots of a radio wh I lip in the gub. I got those little s on Instagram but in my garden, I hashtag Acident in the carden the stuff I do is a bit of a joke J too a thousands of thousands of views. Because I think people like the fact that I don't know what I'm doing. I just enjoy it. I'm giving it a go. I just don't care. That was so boring you' in your forties, you always look I want I don't want the people in our street to think that I'm bring in the house prices down. so I we willll make an effort for that. Tw l v measurement could not care less So what are they going so dull? It's really's dull about it. It tell about anything. You don't find twenty two Gowmen kicking up Fall on the fields dough. No But nature in all its glory is dull. Yeah Yeah. So you seem to have nailed this argument quite well now. Yeah That is what I would saying ye. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. Also I don't have to do anything to watch twenty two men kick. This is a bit of for me all around, but I have got to do stuff to keep my garden in check Not much though but' enjoyable, don't? That's I saying, o yeah I've got to go and fuck hang out with the boys for a fewours and I would gota pase and go for a pie first. You've got to. It's just part of it, doesnn't it? Yeah You could just stand in the garden, but I' like to M the L and. deead flowers and But you don't you don't have to water your friends, do you you sort of dooing around. I suppose so Yeah. suppose ye, yeah, you are wal th throughw the bit away. Yeah. She I did yesterday for the first time in my life Okay, okay, this could be the f contite Nope. So vulnerability. No Listen. No way That's not a will not happen No, it's been wonderful. I h my o tree in the garden. Oh, I do that, quite a lot, is Oh there we go, seeee you later Kids like Huggin trees. Captain B Farts like Hggin trees Okay It's a nost fal actually. I don't think it's bad. I kissed a tree to make a point the other day, but I can't remember what the point was for fenty trees was one I did end up kissing it lookook at this tree got a boner That was the conversation, wasn't it I did kiss a tree in the park. a straight m's a fale tree. What's the idea behind hugging trees?'s something But that was s of too wanky Nise it's just like it's like primeval, it's weird. It' sort of. Yeah. I know what you mean. Also, there are studies that show that if you're barefoot on grass, it like reduces stress levels and cu disol.on't think Johnny Wilkins's Instagram is a study I do like being pare for grass though as well. Yeah. D'reuring the holiday and they have like springy grass like that Florida grass. Yes That's lovely on your feet there. I like moss under my feet Okay. I was trying to rid of my moss to be fair. It was I o, I did the Camarthen Park run and I was told to watch out for moss by the by the person who sort of That's a little announcement. O Not Sirlingoss. No, she wasn't there. was just. Watch out for Moss. M she's capable any moss. No stlos. Oh yeah the one K M. I love it, Mate. I was up there the other day to a gardening I done noticing sa on the deck and I can look at the garden I I' deadheadered all my flowers What does that mean to take off Vict told me this one before he passed away. So you got like I've got a big liily plant with a ton of Tell the flowers, not any right Yeah, but when they start to die, we take the heads off. es that it' feed the roots, it doesn't feed the p plant that's already dieing J. Okay, so there's not wasting the energy on that deead headad in it. As you see the dead heads take those off. Yeah. plant gets nourished and fareden There's aays to doing it, but I don't know what way to do it. I just think I just What he douces Is that not fine That's right that' clean though, clean scissors. donon't like can Ch chop a chicken up with and then do this pl. and I'll chop my chicken up with sc as I'll be honest with you. Why not? Bea that's mad. That's how I chop my chicken up That's mad. All sounds like youveiss. Is it all of it Yeah they hug an oak tree. never chop particular. Is a pair of scissors? No, I've not. No. I have and it always feels brilliant. but also wrong Chopping chicken with a sciss. Choping chicken with kid shopp kitchen scissors is a nice feeling. No, that's Yeah. Just use a knife en knife. a kitchen scissors, that's what they're for. Oh it's not. for opening packets of chicken and then you get on with the chop It's not Yeah they could do that as well. but like got those like plastic chopping boards And there's always like bits of chicken. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. a wood getet a nice wood chopping board Really sharp knife Yeah you're Portugese so I listen to you there. you use the scissors for pizza, chop it up with pizza cracking. I got much roller for. Yeah, I've got a roll thing as well, but if you can't be asked straight to cleanough, roller The roller thing Yeah. but it doesish wash very well They would dishwas around in your house, right? Beuse you wash the dishes first before you put them in the dishwasher. I do prewash them ye. Kelly goes mad. Do I do this side I I'm getting value for money. Yes. I won't completely clean a plate before putting it in. Yeah, that'd be madness. I'll get like ninety five percent clean and chuck in the dishwasher, even though it' only t take an extra one second to finish it. I always think things feel I trust it coming out of a dishwasher to be Hygienic Whereas me doing the dishes, I'm not sure. Yeah. Yeah, even though I have it to a temperature where I can't actually put my hands in the bowl it all. Well that's good. And you know that kitchen sponges are going to be disgusting forow on the Cal lion bum disease. Yeah you read But they're also they like a pound for twenty. Just use one every other day Well, they cost like a pound for twenty other sponges. Yes, they do. yeah, yeah You all this problem, I'm not student anym.'m going to keep using nothing I' to see my finger throughr it. id I will. Fair enough N yet. I am m am Mine of Vospook the Rishiunak ra. No, no, no, no. But mine go, this way they go. They go cleaning cleaning plates. Yes like with washed up liquid. for a day or two After that they go using the rough side to sort of get the worst off frying pans and stuff, but then they get cleaned after that. Yeah. So that's just a pre thing And then they go from that to clean the ropy boots and then they go out after. Oh no, I've got a a suon accent Oh. I've got some that will have seen a lot of a lot of prime ministers. Oh and we've gone. We get to t now? No, no. we're ill D century I don't think I've got one that would have been would have seen Johnson in charge, but not far off. I got a none to go back before the most recent G seven meteting. Really? Okay, that's See we can do topical We can do topical humor is good Yeah, wasas Andy Burnham still M mayor Manchester Oh. No he left burn Post burnes. I got some trust spongges L glassom You Tashponge remember the LLC he's got a Livingston sponge in his kitchen If a dish say a tea towels't keep the long. Yeah forever, isn't it? They w No, no, no. No becausecause they start to smell No, he means actually keeping them before you' beenin him. Bin them. I don't think I've ever been Oh God forbid, I've been a fucking teet towel never been the teetwel, I don't think A, there's a sliding scale. They end up drying the car and then they end up just you clean your car. You're weird. I'm exactly the same I took mine to one of those places where someone does the full I guess theyve got a car watch it. No no, no, but like a proper vaet side. they call it a valeet service, but, you know is they It's a cover for a drugs operation, of course. Yeah,es, it's fine It's fine. And they turned it down the other day because they just went no. They turnurned your car down. Yeah, they went no chance, mate Shut up, they didn't. there's no money in the world that would let us do the inside of that. And I agree with them. which is why I don't do it. The old card, as you said, this is embarrassing. I'm gonna to pay a block to come around. this is awful And when I got home and he done it paid him, he said As I walked up your street, don't take your p next time, mate As I walked at Bor Street I thought Please God, please God, let it not be that one. And it was that one. Sorry I tipped into an quid We've been praying to God Here's a question Actually smart more a bit of vice sort, right? Okay, this isn't a question at all. Oh my way. I can't remember what I'm going with My gas electric thing about dishwashers and stuff, right roughly ballpark. Do you have any idea what you pay a month for your gasol.? is't an advert, is it just ad No I'm not no, I just wonder if'ser an adt I'magging I think rough just roughly. We' both got young kids and a wife and we live at home. so We need a lot of work from home so. Yeah. I got my beilly other the dayace. I just know if I'm getting Get in Roger's badtless, I think I are. I mean John Robins would' know the kilowour I now, yes but it does. yeah, yeah, yeah. Roughly and I also need to submit a meter reading And I won't be doing that for a while I can't be hed. Yep evenven though it' save me lots of money So I have my meter replaced you see, because my meter looks just post wall. It's a proper old school metic. Oh I Yeah, I've got a I got with a spinning wheel on it and all that Oh yeah What I pay a gas electric? Be bear in mind, right? youve got a bigger house than me? without realo TV watching family. The kids don't play computer games My friend of mine. It's got like an electricity meter that tells her exactly what is using water. That's what I'm gonna to get because guess what my bill is on? You said it's crazy. There are some things you wouldn't think are really, really expensive and others that are But it's quite disorientating andattle counterintuitive. Kettle destroys it, man. Yeah, yes isn't it. Right, my combined bill is nearly eight hundred pounds a month. Interesting So that's why you want to sell us us to sell more merch. Yeah that explains a lot. That's why the garbing pots all about All I want to make for this garden for is eight hundred pounds a month, exactly. W. It went up in like February from five hundred to eight hundred. Have you missed one of those sort of ones where you sort of stop The increases, Have you missed like a text or an email at some point in the last three years. I thought it was a quarter and I thought, fuckking I don this every month. It feels like yeah Y It feels like something has gone up and you haven't replied to something going up. Depression? I suppose Keny's going electic car these days. that must make a difference It probably does. So does that mean So if you offset the I don't know looks Iven't got an electric car? But if you offset the amount that you would have spent on petrol D even it out a little Not unless she's doing indie carar or something? Well she might Iy five hundred. And then this sun leaves Okay out Yeah. there we go Oh it's full of water, aren't it? So go back to your garden Are they what's the plan for it? Oh yeah what are it doing? Is it to look You know, Monty Don's been out there? Is it just a fun? at that. My son is massively into nature. I like your son. I like your son and he down't. Yeah. I'll have a look at either of those. Except that. He's massively into nature so he wants he likes growing things so he's going to be growing flowers and vegetables. Well Tom come down to see his Uncle Mike in the summer. Yeah, so he likes growing vegetables So there'll be a little bit of that a little bit of lawns so we can play football or I can play football and you can go and go with me as these deadheading flowers and growing potatoes And we're haveving the front as well. So we're going to have an expanded driveway because my driveway is from nineteen thirty so I can actually get my car onto it. Okay. ye. Well my house as nice as it is. Yeah. the front as you've seen recently, Steph, looks like some from Step Tone andone I wasn't sure what you would do. I wasn't sure what it was made. so I didn't like to comment. Yeah It's all getting ripped up Okay does Hear Aam. Hear Aam It's this young man Oh my Godd. you could do you could you could do um Redo it. Yeah And you he steeped to and Ben would be I get Ay R because he does the best Wilfood Bramble of all timees the best That she doest both better than me, which is annoying That's very magnanimous, of you? I, he's good. I cred thes you. Alice is better than impressions of me. E' is better impressions of me Rob Bryd's better than impression for me. I watched Rob Bidden I don't know because I'm in such ship for this Hter thing with Paul McCartney. Oh my God. att the Ram Dash last week McCartney loves comedy I would like I honestly, Mike would not be surprised if he'd watchan. I wouldn't be surprised at all. His list when he he was going through a list on the rest is entertainment the other day. of shows that he loves. So he loves Osmond because he likes a lot of those game shows. Yeah that Osmond has come up with. He's a tery watcher McCartney. Yeah, he was going through a list of shows. We know that Michael Sheheen loves Mammoth. We know this to be. Yeah yeah yeah B Coug. Goog and's when he met Matt Lucas for the first time. Matt was like in a baby gow because it was the shooting stars era. And And Mark Paul was like, Hey, you're that drummer He's a baby. He's a baby. I like watching you play in the drums. He's a baby. You're a baby. You're a baby But yeah, he obviously loves Rob and he did even though they were talking about their new record and they were talking about ord and techniques and he was writing the songs every now and then. But Cartney would say, willill you do your rolly cororp Now bear in mind My daughter is Speak less obsessed. Yes and that a week before that, I had to take two trains and a night in a hotel then two trains. so she could go to Paul McCarney's favorite record shop to buy his record on the day it got released on pink vinyl. Yes When else let me know this. If you want to come to the Paul McCon thing, let me know me because I can Yeah. I thought I forgot so much to do in work I don't really want to mention to Eie, shell really want to go and I'll basically have to go. so I didn't tell her. I love things like that. That happens a lot. And you know what I was I was thinking about you because the one I love Paul McCartney, but the one thing they did which was such which was such a ball lick was the C to Rome House, which seat for a seated thing holds over twelve hundred. Yeah, loveovely venue at Ram House. It was unreserved seats. So my friend Jemmo was in at five doors opened at half of six. I got there just before six So we were just quooing all the way from chalk farm down into Camden elve people in the caave this is this can't be the right way of doing it. Is this? Because the show didn't start till eight and they were on late. They're on about ten busust sts. Obviously everyone's trying to find their seats. You like Yeah, I've got a solution for this. I should everyone give everyone a number. put a number on the seats. I've got an idea, lads. So had my ticket was for upstairs. Oh, okay. And Gemmers's was for downstairs. Well, very kindly let me know what that So I didn't tell that each other though. I just haven't got the time because I just come back from Liverpool. And it would have been if you hadn't got in touch with Rob and he was unannounced it would have been a real bolic v you because you'd have to have been in London by five o'clock. Well all I didn't know was doinguring the Q and eight. So when when you So E texted me on the night and said I' got Brid's number,. P tell' doing a great job as Q and I was like, Oh fuck It's not Rob doing it. because I know for a fact, like when I did saw Rob show up the millennium you know, I went backstage rather than ye we're mates right. So if I'd have been there He would have said you know, me and Ady when to come back stage you meet Paul. Yeah. I wass like a God She's going to hear this some point in my life when I'm gonna be Well I know Rob's brother better than I know Rob I you know, Rob, haven't you know, I Met in fis sixteen or seventeen years ago If if he'd been announced as the guest. Oh yeah Yeah. it was a surprise, wasn't it that Rob was hosting it? No one me. Yeah Yeah he would would have No Maka doesn't do selfies. I don't want to Well I do want tolfie, but he won't do I don't want to shake his hand. Come on man. I agree with Paul on the selfie thing because You could have your selfie take it with him. You'd stick it up on Instagram. What would what would that be from their? I agree with him for everyone else in the world apart. Oh apart from you, sorry, of course. because I'd like What would you do with it? I'd probably look at it loads. Iget look at it loords. I'd have it on my phone and every now and then on a train I'd look at it. I look at it Lords. the loads When I met my favorite people, I have an astis like I't ask your self with you in rush. I didn't wouldn't askur selfy with You know People take a photograph, first, that's brillant. I'm secrely thrilled that I can get to see the photograph. Yes ask him for a somethingfie. I I don't I don't I said I would never do it. I don't kid myself if it was like I don't know Bob Harris only asked for one autograph on whistle test and that was Lenon. Was that it? Yeah Obviously would have been a bit weird. L, by the way, Bob, if you listen him if he does listen, get well soon. Oh yeah, Bob. Yes, Get well soon. Yeah, getet well, soon, Bob Yeah, yeah, love I said she's a lovely man. If you've never listened to the episode that Bob Harris did with us It is fucking mega. This is fad' shit Like profper, I think Bob would agree and is madish got Brilliant. He has got anecdote I mean He's forgotten stories that are better than some people's autobiographies. Of course. ye. L is mad the life he's had So yeah, best wishes from us, Bob. I was at the rehearsal yesterday. And then Joe who played my grandson Theo of Mamas the Grandson Theo had a button mooon t shirt on, right Button Moon. I do remember button.it live, Swanseie Grand Theatre. Moon live. So I started going We've been to Button Moon We followed Mr. Spoon Button Moon. At which point Adam and the director starts joining in because everyone my age No was the button Moon theme tube. You' have been a teenager. What are you doing watching it you old ball? Yeah. I was gott to say, you're older than us you. No, may be longer than you think. Button was it? So I start singing the theme tune, Adam joins in I'm sure you book another themed tun, right Yeah Yeah Yeah. Joel's giggling Yeah since Stonny says My dad wrote and sang the themeu. No way. I said, shhut up Peter Yeah You that's why we've got the t shirt. Peter Peter wrote the chess and your dad wrote and sang the themeun of button moon. Sut the Per Peter David Doctor who Yeah doctor do who. The doctor in the cricket jumper. Yeah,, just the doctor who. There isn't another one He he's the doctor The doctor who, yeah, my doctor. Andntrereston in old which shoulditten small like. Of course' got his how hand up aes Jaxie. Yeah So why not? Moon in fairness, Mike Ran from december nineteen eighty to the first of december nineteen eighty eight. Sone washing kids pros and mate, do you mate that all we do is it I was late clely at home. They more difficult stuff I've heard your breakfast? What? Could you just say yes for the purpose of a joke? Yes. In that case it must be a full moon. I'd like you'd say yes for the purposes of a j This is some great crowd interactions. St could be love me.t I can't take credit for it. It's such a good l. Cid you just say yes for the purpose of a jw Button B Yeah he's u But then he said, Well, that's what Dazz always told me. And I don't think why would he lie? Oh, I don't know It'on the Wiki co Rosic composer, Peter Davidon and Shantformed it Maby Imate, trrue story In fact Jo even described as doing a waterman, which I thought was hilarious. That's some great references there from a youngster he's wise beyond his ears, out man. Live stage show was later conceived byan Allen Amazon tour across England in the late nineteen eighties and throughout the nineteen nineties. So it made There mate Yeah Yeah. He sure about moon life How did they how did they make that work in whereere you the grand in Swanseie? It was either the Grand or possibly Brandid Horch Theatre in North of oververhaven. C can't remember which? I don't remember very much about it. My early stage going to watch plays and things while Pumptonimes and all that kind of stuff and kids shows. The only one I really remember is Keith Harris in Orville liive, but I largely remember Dad being pissed off because he wanted to see Russ Albert who was on in and earth He love Russ and. Wish I could fly way up to the skybe as I ct.' that mad Louis through with Keith Harris where basically he's angry at Orville. Great. Who is, Keith on me. Yeah Look at the shit that Ron Hull got away with Eia. Awful. I was watching Johny Carson the other week.ful And old Johny Carson. did it to John Carson. Yeah he? Why was he on American tele? Yes Rod, fucking h and em you A attack Johnny Carson on the Johny Carson show Grabbing people with your hand Yeah and they know it's your hand. He did that I break his wrist. J just who hereit with a snap neck. This area'll be a lesser his fucking problems. who've get reception for a Champions League game is not high on the list anymore. This is dodgy. This is really dodgy. Okay, then elevatated pitch. What's the show I've got an email, I've got my hand up the email And then Iagine this is an ememia. Imagine this is an animal. rightight? Imagine me just grabbing you by the neck and throwing off the back of a sofa. Yeah. Right? All the balls But therer I'll grab you by the nuts and twist. But then I tryed to stop myself doing that. so I grab my own neck. Yes. Yes R. That was the best fit, I would say. Right It was when he foed him. All right, Rod? Yeah yeah So where do you see this show then? What sort of space? Huge theaters and tey? I'm thinking Primetime BBC one. whereere are you thinking? Yeah. And then Pim and then Pimeime American Tle as well. Niche aboutout fifteen, twenty years I can get twenty years out of it, just just the emU. Well, no And then' resc a job off the roof I've also got another spare arm which I'm going to stick up a monkey. Oh yeah, I forgot he did that as well. I forgot he did that. Did burard? No good No good Grop was grop bags part of the EU world She was yeah? I think she was part of the Gropbags part of the Rod Hell cinematic universe. Yeah. He didn't have a monkey. He did't have a monkey No, that's no, I'm thinking You're thinking of Keith Harris. I'm thinking ofuddles. I'm thinking of Cuddles. That' Kith Harris. No, New you're wr Keith Harris. I so scared of drop bugs. Gropbags was there Yeah, Grobags terrified There's somebody out of the door Yeah It was all of it, was't he? And yeah he was, you know, he was clean as a whistle old, Rod. Hk a lot of and that absolutely? Yeah, yeah, ye. clean as any man grabbing Michael Parkinson by the testicles can be We've all done it. We've all been there. I'll tell you what I'm with. So Ben, this got quite much on the weekend. It was Ben's What a g itching. It isn't Be just remind me of weird things. Yeah. And this is this is a weird thing Okay It's a non secature but it's weird. So it was Ben's end of season bit of the presentation was on Sunday, but on Saturday they went to Rest Bay done a Poth call. Yes, to play on the beach and have barbecue He the team, loveovely. I was on the way down the They started before I got they exly went pick some trophies up for them for the day after, right I'm on the way down to just of awwards I won Ben rang Basco. Ben wrang me and said, have you left Jad? Danasy, you just leftgh. So we're not on the beach at the moment I said, Okay, where are you? He said they've moved everyone off the beach So boy don' to explode two World War II bombs So So they got everyone off for respeay. Yeah. They were doing some work in one of the houses in Porth Call. They found two unexploded bombs from the Second World War took another a recipe to blow him up They took Right. Wh's carrying them? Do Yeah I'mquad I imagine. My thing is, you know, if they've been unexplored since nineteen fifty leave well alone. They're probably al right, Yeah this comes to a high explosive ordninance probably doesn't cut it for me Probably fine that. Well we've got a little bit of subsidence, but we've also got two unexploded World War two bombs just in the basement That's what happened. So theyd get over off the beach bang. Also, you'd think that rather than exploring them, they'd be able to just dispose of them, somehow Just snip the wires I've seen the films. Yeah we've all seen the films. Yeah Red one Dg Sorry about it. That's a fuseadd to st you go or somebody. Yeah. just sweat a bit Is there a red and blue cable with't I think if it there is. I think if I just take that casing off, have a look Do do it carefully though. P it really carefully with that screwdrive, careareful. Youour chs remember because it was banned very quickly, right. There was a game brought on one Christmas. I remember it vividly Danger UXB And it was basically a bomb O course it was. And you took turns. you know look at the Franklenstein's castle thing that jumped out Rember you sort of stabbed daggers into the castle and with one of the daggers h, Oh,es, y, yes,es, Fankenste jump on the top of the castle Yeah ye, yeah, yeah. had a version of that, but it was blew up, Yes. It was bomb disposal experts trying to dispose of a bomb. and if it hit the wrong thing, it blew him up. Well it blew up the expert. Bomb disposal expert Yeah. W did limbs and stuff or I assume And then like families of bomb disposal experts went, this is in really poor taste. I think it's good training was your background Yeah. I back sit down, Brigadi. What's your background? Have you heard of Palatoys's Danger UXB? I've watched a film about it. A my a marksman Three words tin can Ally There was a lot of World War T orientated stuff when I was a kid. Oh yes, it was all blow soldiers and stuff Yeah, Just having the little green soldierser move up Also, like my idents were a bit older than me, obviously But I got a lot of this stuff, a lot of like eagle and annualals and Oh Ill love that m one Victory was that what it was called. Victory ye battle. Yeah. Victory It wasn an anyw world called but Eagleland And it was all You know, you're behind enemy lines in nineteen forty one kind of stuff Yeah, yeah. maybe if you don't know those old I call blows of old eagles I don't know, think I think my eagles have ended up in a charity shop C better Yeah Yeah. Anyway Gardens day. Let's be honest. If you have a cat, you've probably wondered what your house smells like before guests walk in. Thankfully, Armenhammer Cat litter helps take that worry off your plate. becausecause not all litters are the same. 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Id done loads of g Mga Who wants to go first for our little rou e cllipse I've said this a few times, but I think we got fantastic clips this week. They are very there's some really interesting stuff this week. So what should we do first? Just do the Reiking one first now, Wh not? This is so funny. This is clash. This is Gary Neville talking about the pressure and strain of playing in the Premier League when you're undergoing emotional turmoil at home My relationship breakup broke into my mind during matches and I thought, o, I'm done here I remember playing a Champions League game away, Oh my Godd, I'm thinking about like literally you know mean, what's going on in life. It's never a simple break after seven years, is it You like these messy texts and all that crap and if you forre like, Oh it just goes into the game and arrive football football actually. Just come and speaks to me. I'm serious. justust here arri. I've got some issues come me have a chat There's no way to What at that time? I was that a pish R King, I know. But you know, a full back squantrial relationship. You still stop crosses. You know mean? That shouldn't stop you closing a winger down. My girlfriend, she broke up with me, obviously. She got right side back. ey side back. You still stft crosses. That shouldn't affect you. Oh it was such a brutal ending as well I remember having this conversation on Feast of football, a couple players off Mike and on Mike. Rember talking to one player was saying, yeah, went I was going through a divorce really really affected my form because my home life was fallen apart. beyond the pitch at Uptdon Park unable to concentrate and guy Neville tries to tell a similar story Keen says Yeah, obviously, yeah, you could have talked to me anytime, but you know, just because your girlfriends stumed you're a full but doesn't stop me from stopping ac cross Yes such a specific and great gripe to have. What's so funny about it is that that was basically Gy Neville's job He was he was quite an old fashioned full buck. He had to stop crosses coming in. Block the cross. Block the crosses what you got He's sad, but block the cross, right? He sad but block the cross. The voice bang on as as usual, isn't? I don't know. When he says at first, you could have talked to me, anything think he's genuine But no one thinks he's changing. they think he hasn't got a soft des side. I'm sure he has got a soft side. He makes himself laugh, doesn't he? anyyright makes him laugh. So ye There's elements of the act there of course Yeah And it's fucking working well, that act my God. That's a great actx fair playate to him. Yeah K good. I don't change that. The beauty of it is it as an act, it's actually quite multifaceted because There There's a bit of a glint that knows when he's saying something that's going to be good for the socials. Yes. But he can also be brilliant when it comes to the actual football. Yes. And he does have a softerter side, which is in contrast to the act So he's quite a sophisticated performer, I. Yeah, I don't disagree. Absolutely love watching him. My book choice this week is interesting as a juxtaposition to Roy's thoughts on this. and I would love for Roy to read Michuel Antonio's autobiography I' chosen, right. And I would love I don't know whether that was the start point perhaps of the conversation they were having because there's a lot in that book and I'll talk about that later on sort of around this sort of subject. Oh being a real person And I think I actually agree with both viewpoints. I think that fans do need to treat sports people as though they're actual people. You can be going through sad times. But I also do agree with Roy that you can, whatever your job is, you can still do the photocopying. That's what I mean. Yeah, you can still reply to the email if you're sad You can be sad and you can want an arm on your shoulder and you want to get a bit of motivation It doesn't stop you playing all or playing rugby. Jally? Yes also funny thing is becausecause he won seven Premier League titles. he's got the trophy cabinet to kind of back up all of his opinions So what's weird. I don't know if you've ever read this, Mike I've had stuff going in my personal life and the one part of my life where that doesn't impinge on is actually doing stand upp you can turn it off for twenty minutes. Yeah. I don't know I don't know what it wass like for football. I would you know, I would imagine that for some people being on the pitch, Maradononna is a good example of this. That was the one place where all of his troubles sort of left him was on the pitch. C Mum doll I was kigging Two or three days after that was kicking. Yeah Yeah, a friend of mine was kicking a few days after his dad died the same Yeah. Yeah. have be the day after. You get a lots of sports people doing that as well, don't you? You compete. That that helped to be honest Well,ious say A's going to all different people react differently, but I'm Yeah, when I've had shit going on, only the only place I felt There's been times, especially early on the inding doingstand making your skint and money's like a fucking constant worry Any bit that is actually pleasurable It's not the fucking driving in home from Leeds And it's not seen you you know One thousand nine hundred and ninety seven pounds overdrawwns. you got three quid left, right Its pleasure bit is the twenty minutes on stage. Okay That's the fan bit right. I'm feeling like you're gettinget in somehere as well, I think. I didn't feel I was getting anyway, man for years No. No gosh, I I seem to get off the sort of open mic circuit onto the circuit. Fairly quickly. Okay, but I just stayed on the circuit for ages. there was lots of little false storms. I love the circuit. I don't not like the circuit, but yeah I just said, Well, this is me, I'm gonna to be doing this one sixty years away. Yeah. I didn't really w to be doing that. Okay No plenty too. It's just a slop. Yes, so fucks. It is a slop, yeah. I'm lazy. I was gonna say to you. you know met me I you know sllog and have hard work. It's a slog in weird ways. because You are always driving email or do not invoice em. But also you're always away the weekend So then yeah you all you major out. you lose normal friendships and then you just become friends with comedians And you work every New Ye's Eve because it's double money and you you know, yeah It's a weird. R here, man There's a bloke, I reckon would be great company. I think so, yeah If he liked you. I suspect he likes a lot more people in let s on. I think he's much nicer. then the initial sort of thought process would be becausecause I don't think that he would get on with Ian right the way he does But he also seems to get on with all of them So Rooney and him seem to get on quite well and Nve. And they're all those three are very different people, aren't they? tell you what Because he's like that, when he's opined about something though, when he disagrees That's not reading his mind, right? Chheop? I don't think that's for the camera No, no Maybe when me might ham it up a little bit, but there's things he definitely believes and he says. Yes. and he's not Paul worried about contradicting someone sat next to him complete contradting him. There was a really interesting bit where because Bruno he said he slagged off Bruno Fernandez to ne on their podcast a little while back towards the end of the season because Ferandez' passed the Assist record. Okay. First of all, Roy kind of doesn't sitly like a sis is a stat similar because What does it mean? You can play a great pass and someone doesn't shoot very well wasas that lesser of a pass than one that results in a goal, et ccera cetera. And he was saying, or the one before the last pass might have been the bit that the pre assists and all the sort goal involvements He he misunderstood something that Fernandez it said in an interview and thought that he was searching for the pass rather than the shot. then Fernandez calls him on that in another interview that he does and then they were on stick to football the other day And they were asking Roy about this. He's like, o, you've had conversation with M him. he's like, ye I don't mind having a conversation with him. folder up had a lovely chat about it and sorted it all out. and then everyone started to giggle a bit and he went He apologized and we've all moved on. It's just a really nice a knowing nod to yes, I got it wrong. Obviously he's the one who's apologized and they've sorted it out, but it's quite a nice bit for his own character then to go. Bruno apologized and we're all fine. Yeah. It was a cluffy when you know, we talked for while justided I I love its I'm right, same. exactly stuff He doesn't get on Machira still, does he No, no, I think that was a proper. but Shira doesn't like him either. I think Shia strikes me as somebody who hold on to that as well Yeah. I think that's a two person thing rather than just Roy, I think. I don't mind a good bear of grud you this way. Happy days. Yeah. ye. it. Absolutely Absolutely. I give you a list now Yeah ye. Oh there's people with me like I If you've wronged me I'm not I'm not shooping it professionally I got a short fuse, but on's' all blown over The next time I see a person this I don't know if I've disagree. I mean this's wrong to me. Yeahah. I'll smile them and I'll shake the around. that's how things are going. Is it? And I forget it though, Oh, fucking all ye. And I could tell you how fair they are. I can tell I could I can namebe ten names of people. But whatever they do Yeah Ill always think they're a toss What I me, Michaay I may Illing. I'll do podcasts.. I got moisturep I got a fuckking ener to find an electry builer No, that's fine. if it's something bad or someone's fucking shafted you, then I don't see the o is not on me to forgive that person. No, not at all. No, I just wouldn't be able to smile and ask them how they work. I wouldn't give a fast the I wouldn't care less how they were. No, but you've just got to play the game a little bit sometimes. Yeah, that'sah I't h my wealth Nineer Yeah made this see a me those trick. Yeah pr you. Let's see still a prick you St still massive fucking prick. Yeah stillill thes, I remember that if you did? Yeah, becausecause you were a c. Dember that. can' I rem remember proble. Yeah. He still kind of I remember how you behave Yeah Change yourself. 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Yeah And he was seventy four then he didn't he was the energy on was I saw some video of him in a pub in Oxford with some folk singers And he was just pumping it out. I don't know what he was singing. I don't think he knew what he was singing, but he was doing the hands and the proper Girlf ye. Yeah. You're like the dancing in the street video. Yeah. basasically everything I see him do is like that in my head. Which is now forty three years ago. But only the one where they've actually taken the music out of it and it's him and' done voiceovers, we Yeah. It's him and Bowie jumping and I go Oh He's eighty two. Yeah It'll be it'll be eighty three in July Yeah. Yeah, McCartney's eighty four next week. Well did you see the McCarney the other week just chated that he's playing on their new record. I play with the roll of Stones. J just come down at you're Paul McCarney. Yeah Sit down, let me tell you what b vand you were in. We've also known each other for over sixty years, those two. Yeah ye one I what whichich one should we pick? U What we got options. You've got I love that. Which one I two clips should we pick guys? What you mean is, I don't remember the clips I'veick? I remember they were good. I remember what they are. Okay So they are Pat Guariola I love this one, which is really, really good They are Kevin Syfields, which is all Allist you Kein. so I want maximum people to hear this. Okay then the type bastard won't get to hear me talking about the peetardol stuff. Allr the people with the eight hundred quid electric bils. Yeah. Well like that person. Oh, this is so sweet. This is Kevin S. I'm not cards on the table, I'm not a believe in the honor system. I'm not a big believer in the class system. I'm I'm not a royalist if I any stretch the imagination But I think as a token of recognition I can't think of anyone competit against to be awarded For forget about the class thing for the time. because people will jump me back about this about knnighthoods and stuff. Yeah. I am got to agree with it with knighthoods or the honors system or the class system or the royal family to appreciate someone being recognized for just being a bloody plliant bloke. This is Kevin Simfield about is Nighted and then it's also before Rob passed away, it's him and Rob, It's basically taking them The piss of each other, which I love as well and Rob's wife. So we got the two clips down the pod, but this is Kevin's simp been talking about not V very humbled, very overwhelmed by U All of it really. The courage and bravery showed is still rippling and ripping right through the M andD community and sport across the UK is still, you know, people want to talk to me about Rob all the time. So he's He's never out of my thoughts, but then U I'd love to ass his smile N not at all in this news because Um, They lookved at everything we did. he provided the inspiration for it all. I just think he'd be so happy. He wanted he wanted to make it better for those that came after him. And he's certainly done that and we'll continue to do that. But yeah I'd love to r any smile this morning. I want to ask you, Kevys about the media h you and I have received in the past calling for us to receive notes. What do you make of it all Would you make me call you Sir Kevor' your new nickname massively humbled by the whole thing because in my own mind just justust trying to open a little bit and Throughout all this, it's only ever been about trying to support I know you and Lindseay and the kids. So if Kev, if you were both to be knited, would you call Rob, Sir Rob? Yes, I'd definitely call him Sir Rob I' actually call him Sir Robert Jeffrey. If we're going to be formal about this so I don't know many people out there know that Robert' name. Sorry, middle name is Jeffrey, so named after his father So we used it fair a bit when we were playing, Robert Jeffrey. Yeah. it would it would be Sir Robert Jeffrey definitely Yeah. I think Kv' just so humble isn't he and to say that he's done a little bit you know, I think you've done a massive thing not just to help Rob, I think, but the whole MND community and I think the awareness that's been raised, the millions of pounds that you know yourself and Robin have raised will make a huge difference. And I think it just gives people hope There we go. People have been clamoring for this since he started doing the fundraising stuff for Rob I think it's well overdue, but but it is is finally here When he's got he takes Rub out of the chair and gives him a kiss is I can't even talk about it about filling up and every time I see it, it makes me cry, right It's such a lovely thing for such a hard man. S an unompomising bloke on the pitch and such a competitive, such a Fearson bloke and Rob was the same. Rob was bloody. Yeah Wh he lacked in height, he made up for in every single other aspect of his game. He was flipping phenomenal player They're just mates, you know, when he gets the night and he says, I just want to love to see him smile. He said, Robert, you love this. I wish I wish I could see a small I don't know it flaws me. I think I think what he's done Pot neuron disease Since Rob got diagnosed, Kevin, is unbelievable. Yeah. the what he's putting himself through, the money he's raised, the awareness he's raised, what he's done for The peopleeople that have got that shitty horrible disease and their families is incredible and Yeah, if you if you can have an honor system, then honor people like this because they're they're the ones that deserve. That's the thing You can disagree with it, but as it does exist, disagreeing with it is not going to change that. So you want to see it going to the right people. It seems baffling to me that he hadn't been hadn't doneed this Considering the money raised as well. profile, you know, for multine neurone disease. Yeah the way it' been a sort of profile you know lifting exercise And there was something I was watching Lus Moody in the week. Oh yes, yeah. Talking as well. you know Just a lack of an ego with Lewis as well. when he's saying because they got the Dotdy Mot neural disease chair, which we forget Yes, Cren Yeah. And was saying, well, basically, there's no point in me imenting the wheel. It's not about me. I don't need to set up my own charity. Yeah. Yeah, let's just do this and let's put it into this charity because the fact he's doing that and it's not Lewis is not about his name. Kevin' never it's never about Kevin. It's never about Lewis. these people that are just G on with stuff and do anything things selflessly and just but just the physicality. Look at what Kevin Yes. B 's wrong Heavy Rugby Lague players got a ton of muscle mass, right scredible. you were you do truff on thisuffuff. I just think that the What I like about the challenges that he's set himself is that he's dont I don't even know whether that's sort of a public thing that he said, but with The marathons that he runs He wants them all to be I think sub three and a half. So he he's not he kind of refuses to plaod them He's like, no, if we're doing this, we're doing it we're doing it like I'm running a marathon every day Yeah We're not doing this to do twenty six miles. And I think that, you know, if you're doing because I think is he going around all the Super League grounds? Is that his latest one? I think? I think that's right againg, you know, just running between all of those. He will He will go fast rather than just go to those things And I think it's brilliant. I really admire that sort of competitive element to him as well. Yeah, like Th those two brothers from Wolverhampton. Oh amazing. So the early on setentimental was it. I don't know what. I don't know what they. They did they did it because I think their mother was Iurishation They did they' run a manopon in all thirty two countriies in Ireland. Okayhead No. in thirty two days. Right. Now h and a half, Marathan So I've done in half a day If you told me the next day, Well, if you told me at the time, right, you need to run another thirteen miles. Go back fuck off me. And certainly the next day. if you said, right, off you go then? Yeah It was an impossibility, right. Now the thirty two and thirty two, I've got no idea what the times are Yeah. Whenever I see them on social media, they seem to be running. They certain don' seem to be ploted. I wouldn't care if they were ploted. I don't care. I just like the personal thing from someone who's a sports person Just going, right, yeah, if we're doing it we're fucking doing it. Yeah I was a very forgiving of the honors system with people who are either Sports people, I actually don't care ust take it. No notot bothered. Yeah. I'm really forgiving of that. Musicians are a lot less so. Anyone who's involved in a charity, because I've kind of seen in the charity sector how you get much, much more publicity much more in terms of fundraising as well. for whatever reason if you have someone at the top of it who has an M be an Oi, and Nighthood, whatever it might be. brings something to it that some people like. there we willll bring more money. So from a pragmatic standpoint, You know, I think I know what Gv's politics are But I think from a pragmatic standpoint, of you take it Yeah, of course, yeah. because it's not about you. it's about the charity. And it's about raising as much money as you can and as much awareness as you can. So just take it. It's something like find deeply impressive, right? And it's hard, right? Fs. All I'm like terminally ill. Just to go and front that up as a mate is hard's fucking hard to do, right? Yeah I watched Richard E Greantt, I think it was last week on an old interview say. And it really stuck in my mind because I'm not going to name many names, but a good friend of mine has just been given up terrible diagnosis right? And I thought, well, I'd drop to a message straight away, so me if there's anything I can do for you, please let me, And Rich was weird. likeike Richard Grround and mayaybe the day that day the next day was on an interview saying about when his I think his wife passed away. Yeah my Jella Lawson sent him food round every week. The driver would bring a lot of food aroundound so didn't have to think about feeding himself because of grerief or whatever. Yeah. But he said, never ask somebody in that situation what they need. Yeah or what they want. He said, just turn up justical They said And if they don't want to be there then won't see you and that's fine. That's fine too. Sove I didn't have this fellow's address. I've I've got his dress off one of the other boys. so I've got a I've got a better of time on Friday. I'm going to try and pop down there Friday. If you want to see me great, and if he doesn't want to see me, that's great too, right? But 's fucking hard,n't? becausecause you You're confronting Y im mortality, in't you? Yeah. And I remember to chat with my dad about this when members not well So her mum's made sudd be to seear and stuff and I think my dad had a hard time with that. I said, Dad, they're women the same age as men And that's their friend. Yeah. and they might know want to think about that. Absolutely And that's perfectly acceptable. That's a perfectly understandable thing. I think that's it, isn't it? So some people are able to get out of their own way. in those s situations and some people aren't. and I don't think it makes you any less of a person No, not all. And you may well have had your own bereavements in the past, which that then impacts on. What I would say is if I get a terminal this don't come around. Fucking out. I can't think anything but you turned it up when I've got some I don't come around with yourre well, man, I' got to start when you realize You mind recording a coffee pot? No, it's weird it? But what do you say? So what are you say? L so when What I lo about the other clip there when Rob's Obviously. By this point he's lost his he can't speak, he can't can he's using the pad. When he says about calling him Sir Robert Jeffrey Yeah,'s good. you know, Yeah Be and you just see Rob smile you can just you can still smile And I thought because the easiest thing in the world, I'm not knocking people. It's easier to not face that stuff if that's your mate than to face it So it Kevin has spent all his time with Rob and he was like Alex, who listened to this, was one of the sweetest blokes in the world, right? Yeah Sent a ton of time at Rub Yeah when he wasn't well. Yeah That's not easy, mate. That's fucking hard to do that. Yeah it's not easy for that dynamic not to change as well If you' not spend the whole time talking about mortality and how much you' going to miss them for that to still be Rob, just take the piss of him because you' got a shit middle name Well that's much better for me. Yes absolutely. And real friends know what you need in that situation, I think. Yeah. it doesn't need to be maudulin all the time. It can just be you know ripping the piss out of each other again. because you know it shit, that'ss that's Eact take that as Rres. E exactly. the start point. This is a shit situation. Exactly that. Take that as R and move on. This can't change But you know what for the work that Kevin's doing and the money they'reising, bloody out. Yeah That has to that will lead to breakthroughs. Yeah, not a hundred percent I don'tagine knowing what you're doing is directly is having a direct effect like that I think pre Pre hearing about Doddy's diagnosis, I think I had a rough idea of what motor neuro disease was. L a rough concept I think I would mix it up with MS, I think. G know what, probablyrobably. but I think that the even if they hadn't raised the money that they've raised between the Dody Foundation and what Kevin's been doing borrow the awareness of what it is what it means, what it must be like. And a lot of that's done to Rob as well doing a lot of the documentaries stuff of the books that he wrote as well before he passed away I'd I think that they've done huge things for the understanding of what that is. Yeah know I think that can't be underestimated either. I remember through doing this because Listen to the podcast, right? Yeah Alex played the podcast and moreatever and I sendent a couple of video messages before I passed away. I'll try you that I've mentioned on the pod before The one Well I said just ask Rob if there's anything we can do, I bet there's a podcast anything then we can do. On the screen, you just put find a cure. ye back way Yeah of got I can't do that it that way. Anything else, apart from that. Yeah. I go to Morrisons. Profile raising exercise though. That's incredible. Because he's so famous and what he does is so crazy physically. and he's so likable as well. Yeah. You know, it's always in the news, especially The news in Yorkshire, like a lot of the clips of Kevinsonfield It's from like BBC Radio leades or BBC, you know, Yorkshire and that kind of stuff. and It's amazing what he's done. Yeah And he's not going to stop, I't think. becausecause I mean that's the ultimate.'s to be a real uncompromising bloke on the field and then be a real hurl off the field And he's the easier eitome of both those things, isn't he? Yeah, absolutely. 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Look out they're walking around he's out in force Lots of different groups of fans have had an impact on the tournament and on where they are, some positive, some negative. That's all right. I think the Brazil fans walking across Brooklyn Bridge while ITV were doing their coverage the other day was hilarious. because they had nowhere to be going. They just all decided to walk across Brooklyn Bridge. They weren't even playing that day. It was cool. The Scotland fans. and the Boston Red Sockx Boston decided to have a Scotland day because they knew that Scotland fans would be staying in Boston. So was Your marketing team needs a fucking raise. So start pointint is I've got an idea, lads, we can have Sott a day. Then the guy who does the organ at the baseball learnnt all the songs. Amazed because they got in touch with the Scottish. How is it Supporters Association And then Scotland took this up as though it was the biggest challenge in the world and they turned up in their thousands to the baseball to just change an event Scotland home game is mad. I've never had such I'm not a football fan like Youu are. Yeah. You must have FOMo like his next le poasoning me. It is a poison that will end me the formal My brother in law's a massive Scotland away fan he's done one hundred plus trips since nineteen ninety eight. so he's there for the three group games It is Just Amazing. Gordon Smart was out there. Did you see the video of Gordon up a lamp post about four AM shit faced? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. My friend Martin Nelson, the comedian, he's arriving today, I think. so he missed the first game. he's ticking his boy. And the thing with Scotland, they've always traveled. I remember we play them in a friendly. maybe in four nill about. Yeah, yeah Over twenty years ago, Robert Ininch was S gotott Hatrick. That's right who was a friendly at the millnium stadium. They must have a ten or twelve thousand fs. It was mental. when you play when we played them in eighty five in Ninia Park, there's thousands at Nin Park that day You always knew if they'd qualify for a tournament because it's been so lot, certainly in terms of the Wor Cup obviously, they got to the last Euros last two Euros. Yeah, they They would turn up Yeah They're incredible Scotland fans. Amazing. What a crite. It's that dream as well. like we've qualified for three out of four. but you're twenty twenty. We probably had under two hundred there because of COVD. Yeah. Rome would have been the one that we have taken loads to. that was the a few there Yeah. But you know, if that if if that hadn been the pandemic Okay, that would have been because we had two games in Bako and then we played Italy and Rome and then we played Denmark in Amsterdam. So those would have been the two where we'd have taken lots. Yeah And then you know, guitaries so far. So we had four or five thousand I think something like that. Yeah. But also it was weird because there's lot most places you're unable to drink gone of this kind of thing.. America obviously, you know, If you take Donald Trump of it and IC and all that kind of stuff. You're still you're still in Boston which, you know is a city that allows you to have a party and they've theyve there must have been twenty five thousand Scotland funds in the grp for the first game. It's easily. It's one of my favorite. places anyway. We've seen the anthem. We've seen the anthem from the first March I couldn't believe it The Scotland had like the players rather. It's like you could see them go Yeah. F Scotland' are brilliant on f themm as well It is good. Yeah. yeah. The O anthem was good as well. I dont if you saw that in their first game. Yeah ye, it' fucking mega There someone who gets a boner whenever wh Wales is mentioned, especially North America, right? I was just watching this thinking Imagine we'd all been thereing he love and hight in Welsh And all the American comed is talking about the fact we singing in a foreign language. all the words. They did that a bit when we played because we played the USA guitar and the US. I've seen the footage of the U.S comed just going, wow, you know, we knew they could sing all that kind of stuff. But with Scotland Be I because you know, this is no disrespect. This com from a Welsh perspective. so I get it. They've been shipped for long I read that. And Don was there. Yeah, but they've never stopped supporting them when they were shipped Wh I love. I played France in must have been a Euro two thousand eight qualifiers in two thousand seven and they won one Nil James Mcfandon S from Gs Yeah There's like twenty thousand Scotland funds in the start of France for that game. So the away end will hold three thousand or something. That doesn't bother Scot. Let's get some tickets So one the boys in Ben's team Is home man's a big Scotland fan Yeah. So the one game last season, I mentioned this in the presentation of the day, you know, the such a great bunch of kids, right? They' pledged to

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