Digital Consciousness and Memory Storage

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This should help you on the journey. In the episode description It says where the clip is from this week. Go find that one. Wherever you listen to your podcasts And it'll help you on your journey through the Distant Pot archives Or it might just be a little bit of a fun reminder of something that makes you laugh in the first place. Here it is, this week's Distant pod Pint size episode. But It is profit profit, profit. Cash after cash after cash. Yeah. all going to Mr. Disney. Yeah. All going to Mickey. Well, it was his brain that's crygogenically frozen. you some. I assume they kept the accounts so T his frozen head If you're going to go to extent of being cryogetically frozen I'm making sure the money iss not in inv when he he is going to be absolutely minted. Isy or Disney? Yeah exactly. Yeah. I'm confused. confused I' scared' out of mud And badly brain damaged. reallyally bad. he hasn't accounted for the fear of which the world he doesn't understand. And' furious think doesn't have the rights to Steve buttillian here. Yeah, yeah,ah. G G go. Well because it's been around for a hundred years. What? That's mental. If he goes to Europe using a currency he doesn't understand and' never heard of. All he's got are jar' floated T you mome sorry Bob We ced a lot off the top our body? Oh sure, no, no. shit. We just did the Oh sorry, Walt. See that over there Oh God. Listen Let' see the ear. We some to draw some arms on W this Do want the white gloves like Mickkei Ls of ears on the jw We reckon if if we put you back to sleep, if you wait another thousand years, able to we'll be able to recreate your body from the ashes. But that technology, unfunately doesn't exist yet. So it's your choice. Are you back to safe? Okay Just watch an AI cry. Yeah tryry and sal tears if you could if you could, I don't know I was supposed bring I know where the moisture would come from. There's a whole industry of these cryogenic whiros, isn't there? You used to hear about it a lot I get it. I'd love to live forever. You seem to hear about it less than. What youve hear about more now is bro billionaires who were trying not to die in the first place. Yes, they're trying to reverse the agent. That guy was getting like plasma from his eighteen year old son injected into him and He's hilarious that but Brian Is it Brian Jones? Is that his name? Something like that Brian S just doesn't. Brian Jones looks young but he doesn't look No. It' about four years young,. It's like Simon Cowell. Yeah A younger version of someone is not him. Thats That's my favorite. Such a good quotion. Yeah So I'm fascinated by that blow. You eat in a four hour window. eat between like sort of eleven AM and and three PM and then that's it then done But if I did that, that would be purely eating That four hour window would just involve eating. Yeah, but Armie, only only eats twice a day,t me? doesn't it?h? He does. He does. He's a lunch and a dinner I'll go breakfast lunch I'm massive with lunch. No, you' late on the because then you you're fast into the lunch time. Yeah, I know what you mean, but I just I'd rather eat as soon as I got up. twelve o'clock, five o'clock done Yeah. I go E eight o'clock O o'lock. He I go eight o'clock eight hundred forty five nine ten fifteen Little enough Do he I'm trying to find his regime. I find it absolutely hilarious his regime He's at blood plasma tonious from his son and shockwave therapy to rejuvenate his penis. Rejuvenate his penis How old beer? What a young pe? How old is this speus? Phing one a young back to the young years. What's my like? He? why isn' in this mid fifties? but it ticks about eighteen, nineteen It just goes off all the time. It's hop to be twelve by the end of the year He's fifty five. He has wet dreams every night it He k one hundred supplements daily undergoes frequent medical assessments.' restricted. He has no food after eleven AM. I fuck that. That's too long. Shock with therapy to rejuvenate his penis. Fuck you know, I love this. Oh He's forty six It sounds like something you said close member of his family who has caught him electric shocking his beenus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. up having electric shock therapyu if What' she doing it? What's she doing on here? She she getting the poison out? She She's It happens with the electric shock She's draining my toxins, G out He has, he's forty six, he's got the hardart health of a thirty seven year old, the skin of a twenty eight year old and the lunkostum eighteen year old He said, trust, I love life He adds, Am I scared of dying? No. Sounds like you're absolutely terrified of dying Itounds like your entire life is based around. Sounds likeiterally doesn't anything el petrified of dying He wakes up about up at four in the morning, He completes thirty five different exercises and takes a list of supplements What a cry for help. Yeah, electric is is Willy pretty nice to ten. Yeah. Six is dick in a toaster And then watch it fucking take the high road. Bonanza. No, not all m.t know are you're talking about? S it ding He doesn't even look good. He just looks weird. Of course he does. they never look great Th think the ones you age I was looking at what's his name? who played them L lovejoy Ian McChane Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah,'s He's eighty now. He's eighty one, right? Yeah. He looks fucking great. He looks old. He looks not dissilar, I would say. He looks like a slightly older version of He looks old He looks in good neckick and he's smiling and he's it's just on his stuff. he's on his teeth pen He looks fantastic. fun me. Not to. Yeah Yeah, but p. you'd tell me that if you're a billionaire. You adhere to a strict approach with the goal of reversing aging with the help of a team of thirty nutritionists to MRI specialists Would you told me you wouldn't undergo daily body fat scans, routine MRIs and often invasive blood and stool sample tests to see the biological age of your organs. He has one hundred different protocols embedded in his day. He consumes a precise one thousand nine hundred and seventy seven calories a day My blly's desperate for a kimo. onene thousand nine. What that like a bigig mac? And over seventy pounds of vegetables a month His breakfast is a standard mix of broccoli, cauliflower, black lentils, mushroom, garlic and ginger. That's not a standard breakfast. they serve me that at the holiday. foollowed by standard breakfastes please. foollowed by a meal of nutty pudding with nuts and berries and finally a meal of vegetables, berries, nuts and seeds, along with fifteen grams of one hundred percent dark chocolate and thirty milliliters of extra virgin olive oil He admits to ending as three ounces of red wine a day He used to consume in order to meet the metrics. He wakes up at hal past four in the morning Isly what a sad twat There's a lot of olive oil to drink in one shot. Ely stop. If I was him, I couldn't wait to d. Okay it swet relief. The nutty dessert doesn't sound good. be honest. I don't mind to getting a nuts. I don't m ha a thing, but the phraseology of nutty dessert. Yeah. I'm not ordering that. No I wonder how long youll live for What does he do though He's a te Millionaire, billionaire actually Do we lot of text. You hear these people, then you have people that just You know, like like top stft fixed m We just lived to one hundred and three. Yeah, it just does. Yeahah. Do nothing in particular carryed on. So have a little glasssy brand every night. Yeah Just happen three All of marbles were her until the day she died. Bh marbles. Yeah, so this like thirty years ago, hed been he'd have been freezing his brain in a jar, but now he's just trying to never have to do that by liivving forever. Well, the other ones are and I sort of thing about a documentary about this about the people are convinced that