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Coming up on this week's system partod. Do w give it a big kiss. Scker toes So usually as part of the package we come back for the evening as well I thought you'd done a Tommy Cooper. I thought you' died live podcasting, doing the thing you love sticking all those curtains behind to make it look authentic. Yeah, you drag him out, drag him out. And just as a little sort of move, what we're going to do is scrum off's going to go in there, look like he's going to take it off but actually bind on the ball and we're going to keep on driving fuck it. Great move. But then the b But when the ball did come out then you had fourteen fours weren't Part of the play. Absolutely that. 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It's a very my dad' book. Oh my very Mike Bubbin's book. 'causeuse actually the Venn diagram. Dot that's why we get on? You like dany issues. is it Yeahah? I think that's exactly what it is But your approach is my approach is far more similar to Steph's and your approach is far more similar to my dad. So Steph is much more similar to mom. Okay. Stad's a big thinker. Mike is a big thinker. big ideas. Yeah And are you drinking beer? forty eight AM. No I' drinking I' drinking a can of monster That's better in a way. I can't got any new ring poles though. I'll just keep pour it on my mustoustache. Suppose you can drive, can't you on a bunster Oh, you justt drink around the rim I find a word to actually come to home. Why are you drinking on stomach? What mean why? whyy do you drink anything?sust the bag is the grimmest drink there is. I like it The sug free one that I like the Mega Monster Energy ultra canan I point out that there are other energy drinks available? I can't drink red bull, although look they are bigg into sport tea with eight sugars and they've got a ton of cash Yeah, donon't get wrong about parent who absol love Redbull, but at the moment. I do generally unpaid loveo a monster. Okay, cool. How many monsters you want to date? I don't drink more than one a day, I'm not fucking mad She' having a breakfast M monster. What's wrong with her What's your problem, mate? I' on a holiday of a breakfast wine. I've a handful of dry roed peuts? I' for a breakfast most, and that's my breakfast. Have had a handful of dry roasted peanuts? Yeah Brilliant Do you live in the services? Do you live in a bar in the eighties? No, but I've always got a big bag of KP droaster peanuts On the go and a big pag of came sulted in the no just in the cupboard ready to snack on Unopened or opened with an optimistic plastic clip Open like the big the big catering bags and just to grab a handful of those Cana mononster, brereakfast is served Monsieur Wow That's insane I didn't say it wasane. I said it was bro That' genuinely uninterested. Chemical this fucking ringple works. Given all the So you walk into your kitchen, right? What do you have to go past to get to the nuts? the requiss ons panishal up baking an egg. get an egg it already go. We got a tall polullo pantry. So for instance, spend this morning Yeah, Andrew Kelly I got up early. I made Ben some post cy lies. Okay pepper and sea salt. I made Kelly Post eggs on top. So this is the b then madeen for lunch. I roastedish lunch already. G. I roasted the chicken breast. I pulled the chicken breast apart with some freshly cooked pasta and a little bit of pesto stirred through and grated some cheese on top Amazing And then I grab myself A handful of nuts and a canam monster You're mad. You are mad. Why would you not put another egg in or even better f than what you've had wouldould just be eating some pesto Tust spoons of pesto in Ruse my proble the moment, right Monster fucked around with a ring ple Yeah, that's the problem. And they got this pushher own thing and I can't work out. there's the airhole I'm sort of I can't look at where the liquid's coming from. So can't that's a problem in a way. You make such as a joke at a service station, I bought a book about making better choices yesterday. No I'm going to send it to you, Mike. We can't witking out pissing up let'or R. So your choices are Crazy No, I just not, I'm not I'm not drinking the poached egg water would have been better for you than what you're doing. Yeah, but I just wanted to kind up I' had two cups coee thisor, I thought I don' want another cup of coffee right, I'd that'd be nuts. cold canib mustter The downside is I can'tigure how to drink that out the fucking wrinkle. Well, what it is is just your so. You're so caffeinated, you can't think straight. Yeah No, have you seen the end of a ring ple these days? a monster ring ple? No, haven't no, no. Are they done so that you can reseal them? Is that the idea? Oh like the ph s's a vain attempt to show that it's not a one serving thing. They've done a steve jobs and they've done it in their own way. But the thing look, I'm just to tilt this for a minute. No, I can't see it all I can see is your phone. I'll tilt this o. o, here we go. this is nice. insside the the bubins. Oh, okay, no I' not. C look at how it is I on a space ring pull. Yeah demonstr.' got to pull that off. Does that come off? Just get a can opener. Get it in open up Open it up. I have a smile light. sticker on the top. Oh, o. A It's got a sticker on it. I got it.' We're re. I was the training co with Sam Wburton. I mind drinking it. I see a lot of his Instagram videos and I haven't, you know he does little hacks for people who are busy. So one of his ones that I sometimes will do is if I've been to the gym and then I'm driving home, I'll have a bag of mini baby bells because it's probably got better protein than having you know, a protein shake or something like that. It's doable. And you get a c of monster Yeah No calories. Zero calories? big caffeine hit Massive plenty of liquid. you know, four hundred bils of li. Y. handandful of KP peanuts salt salt in the salt. You're gonna be dehydrated as fun by the salt bit of protein, a bit of nut oils. Yeah, bit of water. Yeah, bit caffeine. some good fats Perfect. Emphasis on the word su. Well essentally I clicked the other day saying that 'cause I got big thighs, I'm probably gonna to live forever anyway. You did send I'm going to call a scientist onto a everyvery system sayinging that if you have big thighs, you're going to live forever was what I took from the video. Yeah. Not bigat But then you facetiously seent a big fat blow a fat blos G It means big muscular thighs, which I have. Yeah. You do muscle If if you've got a lot of muscle, then you deal with insulin much better. you You know, you keep your heart healthier And in all sorts of studies now, Figh size because this is where your biggest muscles are. is a real indicator of longevity Yeah. Big muscy thighs means you're gonna live for longer. unless obviously unless you take a load of steroids. Oh ye, or monster and peanuts. I imagine that would trade it off in the same way It think it will Okay free. In a way we could use you as a test. Yeah I sorry, you told were your dad any when you Yeah going back to the point. it's just it's just it's just an extremely B Bin's book because this was a guy a normal bloke who had a big idea and he acted upon it. And it's just we'll talk about that later that. I'm much more likely to M and Steph and then I would think, I don't know if that's really possible because I think you think, Oh no fuck it, we'll give that a go. And if there are any problems, will I in them out to We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. That genuinely is my entire approach to life. Yes and has been since I can remember, and I don't know I don't think it's done me badly. I don't think it's done you badly. No I don't think it' done badly. I don't I don't think it would do anyone badly because you've got to think I don't think failure is an issue Yeah. We're talking about this in the book review, but I mean Look, I've messed up and I've been embarrassed, but ultimately no one's died. Exactly, mate And I think you get to it, you know, not everyone can. I know some people who are absolutely crippled by embarrassment. something quite marisable I sure she won the book What am we saying that? Yeah, even something quite small happens to them.ike a friend of mine, I remember once he dropped he dropped a lotad of tints of soup on the streets because his deskco bag tore. Yeah. and he was be embarrassed by that? Yeah For hours. And hours and hours were as ultimately, you know, no one knew well, actually he was in command and so people didn't know him W He'll stay with you The people that try to embarrass me are usually for a bit of a bit of a surprise. Yeah, those people are The people who genuinely don't get embarrassed, it's like a superpower I mean, I'm too embarrassed to wear fancy dress in but in I jking about act to me being a piece of pap. So we had the first mammoth read through two days ago, three days ago And if I say so myself, a room full of actors who just said aren't working at all Well, no, I I mean you're saying' I think it's just it's an interesting approach, that's whole. Why findine acting such a piece of piss? is some people would be embarrassed about a funny voice or speaking out or pretending to be somebody else in a room full of people they didn't know Yeah Yeah. it wouldn't bother me in the slest Well it doesn't bother me in the slowest. No So I don't think that means acting as piece pap but. I saw something thing the other day with Leo DiCaprion. it was that Wolf of Wall Street. It was like it was like a behind the scenes shot of her. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I've seen. He's got a camera right there. He does a walking shot through the office. He's got the hand out ready to shake just you got gets into this. Yeah That work right? It's a really good piece. Yeah. It's a really good piece and it just shows him switch on nine hundred ninety nine people out of the thousand would be too embarrassed to do that Yeah. So a big part of acting is not get embarrassed by. Do You know what's interesting though 've probably said this before But I think a lot of people would find stand up more embarrassing than acting Be acting's like a kind of strange invisibility cloak. That's why a lot of times make good comics when make good actors. You're a really good actor You know, Josh is a good actor I met Rceiv Ans once. And he ask me he asked me what I did, and I said, I'm a standard comic. he said, Oh my God, I could never, ever, ever do that I said, whyy is that then and you went, Because when I'm actcked in, I'm somebody else A lot of comics are too, though. They're not judging me. they're judging character And my interpretation of the character not it's not a value judgment of receivs. Yeah So he could never do stand upp for. I mean, this is twenty years ago, this conversation. He was an estimate of forty. so So I mean, I don't know if he's changes his opin, but I think that's quite common for actors to think that becauseuse you see them on chat shows and they're really embarrassed and shy because they don't know who to be. Yeah. Well like a cougan, a Cgan's a fucking genius. Yeah, never looks particularly comfortable on himself when's when he's being Steve Kooggan on in no. No, that's true. I'd agree with that And he never did stand upp, Steve. He did he was an impressionist. He was a very good impressionist. Yeah. But he would walk on and pretend and say, can you imagine if Terry Wilgon was in nightmare on the street. I think I think that is why comics make good A lot of them obviously, put A lot of comics make good actors They might not have any acting experience, but they got experience of making a dick of themselves and speaking out lou in front of people they don't know. That is a lot of action. But then it's comedy as well that I do,n't it Yes I'd like to try drama. I'd like to see if I could do it seriously as well Okay Probably could. Yeah, have you read Ricky Tomlinon's autobograph It's gonna let hang a. I think I probably could. That's fine, is it? Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. H F the very first roll he went for It was something like are really angry upset out of work trade unionist And he had been a really angry out of work, upset trade unionist. So he destroyed the audition And the director was like, wow, would you ever acted before? he was like, No, but I have been that. Yeah ye is it actually a stretch? If that's what you want, then believe you me, I can do a really I can do a really my five liston also doing really good blob one I don't think even on MI five list. Yeah, yeah. He started off from this enemy of the state agitator He started off the extreme right and then went to the extreme left and he went to prison as a trade unionist He's got a very interesting story, Rickkeie Tomas. Yeah. He played he did my mate's comedy night, that Beefy's comedy night had been in Bbina recently. Oh, okay. Did he? What like a sort of after dinner thing? Like a Q and A thing? Yeah sat down and I couldn't I was working, but my s was like me. I wasascinating. was brilliant. Heople loved it. Yeah, because he was he was in Brookside as well, wasn't he? Yeah Amazing in the rooyal family. Fantastic in that. Yeah is granted I just like him. he just he's proper noise and graces isn't? I' tell you with that awwards thing with just a cdy bag full of cans. Apparently that's his thing L like if TV shows and stuff as well. Yeah, he's I think there's you remember when Jonathan Ross used to do his chat show on BBC and they'd have those But they still do' they want on an ITV. They have the shop of the green room of yeah the fake waiting area. Tomlinons there with a bag of cans W he's I think it's like stout or something like that, isn't it? Is it? he's got a particular beard he likes that ist isn't l than on tap. Yeah and And he doesn't want to pace through the nose So he brings a bag with him But when I started doing my radio show a couple years ago with a lovely Much, Miss Linda, right We down the new PBC building. It was new then I don't have worked in the old place with the bar in card if you. Yeah So I said, do, whereere's the bar in this place? She said, Well, there's no bar. There's a restaurant, but there's no bar. I said, What? That's not an upgrade. I said I said listen next next Saturday, was the show Satday afternoon I'll just bring some cans in and we'll go on the roof So I brought a big bag full of cans in and then li the beetles Wh do you mean we're gonna to go on the roof? or or like fathers for justice? What sort of I'll give you justice Spider man. I guess slightly more fathers for justice George Howis. Yeah. O O on particular spectrum, yeah No, so so me, Linda Chrisney Bono, you know? h And he roos to us all the sort of hard work beyond the scenes. Yeah b like I think, you know It doesn't count twenty five cans. Yeah. I like twelve cans. Yeah, It's a really nice sunny day. Why are cans so much funny than bottles? Well, on the roof we just drank and drank cans. it was l, right, That's great. I said I'm not sure we're supposed to do that. I So now it tastes even better We're being naughty. We're basically being at a park Drinking cans. We're on the banks of a river. drrinking cans we should be in school Be if you're If you're in a green room after a afterfter a sort of TV show. Yeah Or even if it's like a corporate event and it's the it's like the evening drinks, it would be always be bottles of becks Yeah, give me some cans, man. Yeah I'm more of a can Also you can open them yourself, cans. That's the bit. Bottles always find there's jeopardy or someone's going to ruin their teeth or't ruin some a bottle. And it doesn' te as nice a bott ansate. Iine cold cam. So yeah that became a thing, then for that run of of radio shows. We used to go on the roof and have a couple of cans afterwards Amazing. looking perfect Well we all got the train it Noma drove in at this is perfect I suren' done on a Surday afternoon. a couple cans in the sunshine Yeahah. Did did it ever get into studio cans No, that's I'll be honest, that's my favorite kind of can. Well, to do that, you've got to pack it day into a radio whel Meran. I hope no will find. Oh they They've got cameras now o they. They've got cameras Back when I used to do Saturday afternoon, Radi, they didn't have cameras Yeah Allough the before you read out the results' a giveaway. Great noise. Well I told you the other day, it was this talk about a dream hookup So Ive got approach to basically front, the first Welh be a priice, right So this is right in my alley this Yeah I' into Philly Lovely place called Foskahilly right by the castle. The brerewery. Okay. there's that new thing now do use them like shipping containers and turn them into posh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ye. Is a brewery there? Well, they've got a beer shop there. They' like an indie beer shop, which is really good. Okay. then they got a really nice place to eet downstairs where a couple of the fellows are ood chefs, doesn't blow the saty kitchen, that sort of thing. thaten upstairs there's a lovely bar with with a Lovely per garden Be kind like an outdoor drinking space. And then there's a pizzer place, there's a curry place, there's a really fucking the best URL I don't need you give a fuck about coffee. It was an amazing coffee, R? Right. Yeah Darly. Yeah, Maxwell House It delicious So then we're going gonna do bit of camera. and I sort do you wo if I just put in my own words a bit? Is that right said yeah, if you want to Fucking smashed it straight away, no problem. Right? Yeah. Right If they weree words, then obviously you smashed it. That's not the same as nails is itail If someone's giving you a script and you do it first time, that's smashing it. make aili Les in classmates. I lovely coffee, this is the business. I haven't gott to pretend on a nice sunny day with Killi Cast on the Mat in the background in a really nice drinking establishment Hm surrounded by best beers from all over Wales. Iven't gott to pretend I'm having a nice day. No, you don't.. I'm having a fucking great day So and then Al, by the way, I said, Would you ever did a take of this in Welsh? Or Diane. So I did a take in Welsh as well. Diane, Mike. fantastic. Lovely. Yeah, and then we that's gonna to be a thing. I I' gonna end up sort of uing up with the judg in and going to different breweries around Wales. I thought this is fucking magic, man. Relatives of mine gotot married at Kidwelly Castle And they had the weding videoide done. No one does wed inos anymore. But remember like the late eightties, early nineties, they werere quite popular. someone with a big camera, like a video camera would follow you around. Yeah, yeah, proper big one. Yeah. And then it gets sort of edited up into I guess Mike and Kelly's wedding the movie A them D Mike's laughing because he has one of these videos for carar They came around to show us the video. Yeah. But the first two minutes was just them snogging on the ground. D dear Nbody for getting on. you think? I don't think that was their idea. That was the dirty sort of a cameraan who was like, G on in. if you'd like G off each other then, go on give it a big kiss. Sucker toast So usually as part of the package we come back for the evening as well Rimming Rimming, Rimm. Go on get on in there. G on get on with in and Ill just press record when you know what up when she when shes g I've brought some toys as well boys take you. Yeah. Sven also in Newsman bottles in Blue Lake right Take a car' offten it. take it And your Nickkes around when Nick. And go get that blue strap on over there. Check your nickles out. See if one of Braisesm' and catch your Nickless J just forget I'm your bys. Just forget I'm. Just pretend I'm not here in the room. Just pretend giveing directions.'s gonna make a crocking video this. If he's quiite as a fucking mouse if you won'tar nothing. You might hear something actually The only. Tw Bides. It's Rides. D you what you about it a married couple finally be waiting Ye's for. G It did that out have to worry. worry. I did the sound this You carry up. My cousin Ruth my cousin Lyn's wedding up in the valley says she Mth the L lovevely Ly, Lyn and C. just Began a bit cama when I was twenty five maybe I cameraember you me Cght be happy anniversary. My cousin Ruth at the time was about fifteen sixties, she's probably Mertha Ruth as well And in the wedding video and it's proper late eighties, big satin dresses Yeah, yeah, big The brid the groom and all the groom'men are in like very light grrey almost silver three piece suits with top hats that for, you know, eight wedding. Yeah. She leans across a fucking table to get more food by Cousin Ruthra catches a fucking sleeve on fire Oh on the video fit Yeah Magic I mean bades is here. I mean I' woember she's taking my mother Ga rest us all right? She goes, Ruth Oh! Well thats one like you know. It was the best rolledar ever, right? I just thought, Yeahah, and I had a fucking wicked quiff. I was like nineteen. Proper waxed quiff with soybos, I like a markarka Mark kind of. Bigger Better here go. Yeah ow? Yeah So that's where we got marri. We said we weren't gonna have a video. We weren't gonna get it we just get most photographs taken. Okay But we was like pre Good mobile phones. There's no real video footage of the we. I assumed you did have a video. I wasn't taking the pot I did assume you had a video No. Sure enough. Well love muchsot it just taken That'sressy curry m tired now, but you know did a great job That's the companies that don't exist anymore. Well she's my skill train. That's the business for us Our wedding planner on the day. Yeah tellelly who did the video for us was Rumbelos. P you've got a great service at Rumbelos. Yeah. G. G the reception to do it all.. And our wedding listter was MFI wedding planner Louise, she was really good, but she slliced her finger open on the day trying to get the projector screen out, so we could watch your rugby and I took to hospital. Wha. Yeah ye. It's like a hospitalized can have stitches Wh's a fight today you ready, Mike As a question I no because that surprises me. Well I've met a lot of your friends. I could just imagine there being a big big rumble on the danceer spot. Yeah we're all on the same side though Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. ye. It that'd have been like a Carthen wedding downstairs, yeah, fair it? Yeah I don't know Yeah. I met my as a taxi driver in Carmarthon and he says he's always fighting at weddings. I've only seen it twice But it's never it's never it's never a pleasant No, never it's never a nice. There's a bit of shagging, bit of dancing, bit of singing. shagging Oh yeah, what you mean I know what shhacking means. but no yeah, one of Kelly's mates up but not like in public view, not like something that would well, in a v few of the other ls in the room And I think I think wow. Yeah. Wow Yeah. I mean, I wasn in the room. I didn't say you were I'm just saying, you know, I was just recently married You could have waited an hour Yeah. Well it's probably Swansy in that respect That's amazing Yeah A little bleep in there out of my help. Oh why is this not too my names? No she she loves sh. But I' not say she's She loves shaging. At least two of the lads love shhagon, and it' all worked out well. That's fine. It takes all sorts Let's be honest, if you have a cat, you've probably wondered what your house smells like before guests walk in. Thankfully, Armenhammer Cat litter helps take that worry off your plate. becausecause not all litters are the same. Armen Hammer Hball Cat litter gives you long lasting odor control, plus strong clumps that make scooping quick and easy, with low dust too It's a five in one litter made for busy people, helping your home stay fresher every day so you can feel confident opening the door for family and friends. Candles Air fresheners, notot needed here. 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Well, listen then if you're on the Patreon, Yeah. there is in the second half, I'll talk about the accademy system in football becausecause I don't think I've made a comment that's garnered that much response online for a while. Okay, cool And talk, I'll talk on the second off, but okay, first off, let me do the rog be then This is Victim oututfield Talking O school rugb go. I mean, I saw the clip of ninety fourth just First thing guys in the line looking up, being flat, just playing what they see in front I think we' missing something. and I think at some stage in I feel a team like Bordeaux is almost there where they just play head up racky and once they get momentum, they just hard on the advantage line. they forget about structure And for me at the moment, if I look at schoolboy recack in South Africa, I get frustrated with teams being overcoached and they all just in the same position and they just do what they told. I thought you were sending me that to have a go at me because I got dropped from the all blacks after that. No I did. It was a beautiful rack. I really enjoyed it. How quick were the setups and the scrums You know? Y. How quick were the lineouts And we need to get back to that because I agree with you. I think the structure We were overcoached. It looked like it was just chaos. this was no organisation and the boys are just throwing it around. But I tell you what, Shit it was fun. Here we go. South Africa New Zealand game from the nineties And I know I'm biased. and I know it's a proper old man thing to say and you sort of end up turning into your parents. Yeahep It was just better And with a caveat that I think in the last three or four seasons ' turned a corner And it's going back to they mentioned Bordo, but also cve through this on I'm much just saying it c of this all the time. They turn the corner of playing what's in front of them and a bit more expression, which I love body types are starting to change with an emphasis on speed and quickness more than just brute strength. Yeah, that's true. Well I just think nineties rugby. when you first went proro, you suddly had a lances you could afford train full time, workking their skills full time, but there was a bit of chuck it around a bit as well, and deffences weren't so organized. And it was just beautiful You talk about football ten years ago being P football. I think nineties rugby into the two early two thousands was peak rugby. I reckon rugby I would say it's two thousand to twenty ten Premier League The sort of Ferguson late ninety actually no, I would say probably ninety seven to like Oh for the peak of the Venger Ferguson R. I think the football then is fantastic. It's all the modern spports science and nutrition, so they're really fit which is a great. Balls and lights but the laws of the game allow a bit more contact. So there's just it's really intense and those games are the sort of of battle of all Trafford sort of era, football matches are amazing With rugby, I can watch people waxingic level seventies rugby, rightly so right? But physicality wise, I can't look at those players and and relate when you got like props away ninety kilos and when you go halfbacks that are seventy kilos. That seems odd to me. Whereas in the ninet I really can relate to that a someil ofar ways se kilos I love Senting should be. But then but then nineties rugby Gone into two thousand, early two thousand They s of look more like modern players Yes but they still played The m is to disappear, which is a good thing This but this will play a much looser game of rugby. And I just think late eighties as well. So like I love most playay. it' like Campazi play. I love watching players, you know that This South African team of the time, that New Zealand team of the time. I think because the Welsh team in the nineties Before the game went pro in ninety five, we probably lost a lot of talent. We've mentioned this before But certain Southern Hemisphere Rugy then was just just great to watch. like it was fantastic to watch. And then When the game went pro in ' ninety five for the next of five or six years We were still playing catch up with defenses. They weren't playing Defense like I think when it got to sort of like two thousand onwards R remember England winning that World Cup Im not this is not a fucking down or. Those three. I think they score like two or three tries in the tournament. it was I think there's only one or two tries in the final was a lot of drop goals and penalties and game are very attritional. I think from that that was ben hismerino era in football. Th then rugby became big units. tryrying to wear people down. Yeah, trying to cause penalties, kicking the points. I mean, you look at like John Kerbin who's in this and Joh you, He it He splits he can see he can split a room, John Yeah. But I've always got on with him reasonably well. with you m Yeah, you's not coach Italy. So I spent a fair bit of time with him over the years. I got on quite well with him, but he was six foot four. A about fifteen stone I think. Yeah So if you compare that to someone George North six four Yeah and he was probably seventeen in a bit stone. Yeah. So you in terms of like size difference, you're not talking about like taller players being picked in these positions, which is sort of I think what people initially think of But a lot of the backs in that era that John was playing in would have been tall And heavy. The fififteen stone is heavy G to another man But you know, in rugby terms now, you add you're adding on two or three stone of muscle absolutely. And that' looks very different. It's why Joh Alomo was so revolutionary when he started playing Yes. because in Wins, he'd been in the he'd been a forward. he'd have been forced to be that That's what Kowin thought because when when the first time that Jonah arrives at New Zealand camp He walks in turkey sharing a rumor with Kirwin And Kirwin's got a deal where he doesn't share rooms with forwards And Jonah walks in. he's not now not down the corridor And's like, No, no, I'm rooming you but I don't room before you when I'm on a wing. the girl was like, Oh fuck. game's changing lads Like Robert Jones is five for seven Jonathan Davis was about five foot nine. We had a lot of quite small backs and the thing with I'm sort of uniquely placed. talk about this because when I visit DAs, what we do is we just watch the APSM . channel on Twitter and Instam, which is always stuff from it tends to be from the seventies and eighties If you watch a rugby match from nineteen eighty eight, which is my favorite era Eleven forwards are just on the floor. Yeah they're just on the ground and they're completely out of the game Both sides. And then happens is the ball the ball goes out, you know, the scrama will get hold the ball will spin it out to the number ten And then it is completely up to the outside half what happens And it's really, really organic. And there's kind of no rhyme or reason to where the other players will be and they'll often just be on the floor or out to the game somehow So all the tries look different They're all unique. They like fingerprints tries in about nineteen eighty seven. It's really it's really interesting to watch because where is now find I find modern rugby quite boring to watch. It's kind of back to the way. I'm telling you you need to watch a bit more modern rugy because it has turned a corner definitely. They' kind of completely play what' in front of you, is that possible in the modern game? Because wouldn't defences just be so well drilled that Yeah, because I met I was meeting with them The boy boys had a pee day, right? And they're in academy school And the way they play in rugby You know, he said, you' got have a bit you got to a structure You have a structure that then allows you to play It's roookb. This was this was a bit of a mishmash. So You have to do certain things a certain way. I'll try to do things a certain way. But what you're trying to find then is space And when you got a space or a mismatch Th then youve got to play you play what's in front of you. And that means you're kicking from You know, if if you're going to chip in your own twenty two it is on, yeah, do it So They've put a lot of players into into that cardter side now. think of eight players I going to go from that squ into there just watched away way the card of play rugby and Jockey when he was coaching down there, Sareot D a great job. The new coach came in and sort of continued that. They mentioned in this thing Bordu, you know, when he's played well likeike watch watching clip it's a brilliant clip of rugby. It really shows rugby off as a game. Because one it's being played while I love rugby. Yeah, such an ent. There's so much going on R all the time. And I don' know that You know, I like football, you love football, you know, but what I like about rugbies is, there's always something that there's always I don't know enough about football to appreciate a good one too I don't see the movement in midfield and stuff. So I just kind of follow the ball around the place So I'm sure there is stuff going on the shots so I probably don't understand enough about it. W rugby there's always a ruck or there's a liner or there's a scrum or there's a There's something going on. There's an offload or or there's a There's an overlap or there's a chip, or there's a chase or there's there's a You know, great mark being taken or a high ball or a finish in a corner. There all seems to be something in good Rubby, there's always something going on. I went to Bordu last year I was surprised at how big there go to cafes and restaurants and there'd be Border rugby shirts and Border rugby flags and they love it and things. They love it down there. because the football team are quite successful on the Bordax football team as well Qite sporty city portal, but Yeah, I didn't realize it was that big. I been a boys in age now man. I might have been sixteen. I might have been a Look, a genuine possible Route. is getting to sort of eighteen, nineteen And then go into the south of France pererick. Oh. Fucking hell. What a dream. Yeah Ajerie You know, doing a Jamie Roberts and just playing all over the world. When you see the boys and they go and play for the French club, the Welsh boys want to play for the French clubs and theyd show like a bit of a clip of it on strrum fire or something. don't lookuck The thing with eighties rug B is the pitch looks much bigger players are smaller and there's so many players big su high level law. Yeah. Well I think but I think they're alsoome. I think like the in goo areas were a lot bigger. You look at Behind the sticks the dm' routine the Distance between a tri line and a dead ballline was a lot There was a lot bigger then. Yeah. it just seem there seems to be so much space. So if you have got initiative, like It kind of tries Jonathan Davis scored when he was playing for Nath. or play Pn ale there and it's just S done his best really? We'll throw at the film that we're going to do, right? which a an early nineties film based on seventies and sixties rugby, right? So You mentioned earlier about players being on the floor and we mentioned right the top that you don't see a mall anymore. We certainly not coached a mall. I was coached a mall from a young age, right? So and every We've said this before. every single season started with a coach saying, right, you go in turn aroundound present the ball. Yeah Next person goes in, secures on you on the ball. Next two people come in, bind on each other and bind over the top of the wh carry, abbsolutely. you' got this rigid five person mall Yeah at least and then then next two're going to come in they could all, you know You might have might out of his miniature scrum. yeah, miniature scr any point. And just as a little sort of move, what we're going to do is Srum off is going to go in there look like he's going to take it off but actually bind on the ball and we're going to keep on driving like it Great move. But then when the ball but when the ball did come out then you had fourteen fours. there weren't P of the play. Absolutely that. Yeahah. yeah for backs that's really exciting, I think Yeah. I really, I really love that rugby Be it allows bugs to express themselves. What a mad thing to see When I think about it now, Iagine I've coached it because when I started coaching, the first time I ever coached any sort of rugby, I would be been in university doing sort of, you know I think I'd c like the card if Uni Law Society helped them out to try and get a, you know, ass part of my sort of coaching module in Whatever I Yeah, yeah. I've I've tald people to turn on the cemula. too into contact backwards? Yeah, absolutely turn around with the mall. Stop. If you lear to say football fan who never played rugby at school, it looks mental and they cannot They just cannot empathize or relate to it as a sporting endeavor at all. It's the same thing when every Cicket lesson I ever had as a kid. and any year started off with a forward defensive stroke. Oh yeah, what we don't want to do is score for this Tell you what we're not doing lads you might get out if you try to score. Yeah, I might If I you swinging them back again, you're going no That's I was told that many a time Whats for I could never see it bable angle down of Batting if I wasn't trying to score which resulted in me hardly ever scoring. I reckon every kid over forty in this country Fty five maybe, but certainly four M certainly five or probably for ye I reckon your first cricket lesson would have been doing the forward defensive stroke. Hotly fucking nause you. Hotly followed in lesson two, not by the hook or the pull or just fucking swinging it No straight backward defensive lads. Oh I't even get into that. No, we're going up. your first attacking shot. Yeah back foot Keeping the ball down. hit the ball down, down down but the passage over there. Yeah. I get more for a sixth, don't I s? G down. That's why it's called the six. I get more for a six. Yeah, but you're not going to score them I was going for theoretical. I wouldn't mind, yeah. Yeah, you're right with it, to be honest, Pass. Have you seen I shoot the b in this at the moment I'm staying in going. I'm going for a none. so much forward defensive strokes, sir. No one can fucking bowl anyway. so don't worry about it. They're not going to bowl you out Is can't get anyh near the wicket? Oh yeah, yes, Even. M in twice. Yes, seven. I played in the cricket team for Bermer there played a ferryide school gone a ferry school in feryside. I think there must have been about a six run scquad all day.. Yeah. they'd be extras. They'd be wides. Yeah, loads of wides. So many wides. Overs that last for about fifteen to twenty balls So many ye, so many wides. too the point where we just stopped giving the extra ball and just giving two runs Yeah just, yeah, exact. I' get over the last week. I only got time for a fucking forty five ball over. I was stood on the boundary. Yeah, I always feeled did. For hours Bul go nowhere near me I remember feeling that if you were in the slips it would be dangerous and then doing it was a fuck all happened because hiss kids cricket What was I ever frightened of here I going get hit by a ball from my bowler. That's it And then Rpey was that, Ropey was turn around. Stop before you get to the opposition, M I've forgotten about that until I watched the film we're discussing in Michael Owens movie club, where there's an awful lot of turning around going to go next in this round because I genuinely don't think this needs much talk around it. This is carrying on with the rugby theme. this is some of the England's women's team players and sometimes you just misspeak or people think you're about to misspeak And hilarity ensues. I on home straight are? Yeah. What you most excited to do when you get home Have a wagon mamas. I love this Because I've watched this up on my feed for a few years now to go home And have a wank. everyvery single time, I think she's gonna to say wank. every single time. Oh wank at mammas. Yeah, wank at mammas. Cool, man. cool Yeah that's the one. Thomas Cw it Yeah you wanted go two on so For weeks and weeks weeks and weeks and weeks. go back to my mom's house level one. So someone like aam' one wrong. Okay. every time you turn your head, everything in your room moves. Oh fucking look because I tied on my fucking leaders on my fucking slipper. Right to take o. Your slipperers come off so everything's fine. I thought you'd got a heart attack then byike. I was seving a wagon b,n't? I thought it was the monster The monst's got him. It's the legacy of your monster life peanut lifestyle. No it's my fucking kids who used my fucking MacBook Right, didn't plug it back in. so now I've got the wire which should behind the desk. It's actually in front of the desk. It's all this long story It's a long story. Is it redeemable so that every time you slightly move the be is gonna to fall on. right now, look. Tommy Cooper. I thought you died live, podcasting, doing the thing you love sticking on those curtains behind to make you look authentic. Yeah, as you drag him out. Drag him out What's that life Would you publish this L if he just died. Patron special yeah. Is it? Okay God I think we' go on paywall. Yeah Thats a couple ofolonees though, please. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we've got very special bonus come Patreon. We got a surprise for you Mpe not one to watch with the kids, Certainly not mkess kids But it's very special Patreon bonus content. Wse w to go Is it? Iave it l there. okay, go Okay. having laugh and kill died has he lived laughing, having drunk a con monbster and he e een a lot of k. So I'm just thinking of the practicalities of this because So you're in card. horrendous for the family. No, you're in cardiff in your room. I've gonna have to break in your house And make sure that I'm the one who finds you because otherwise the kids are coming home and finding you, aren't they? O the mother in laws upstairs Yeah. We we also don't know if Mike's wearing pants and trousers. That's exactly that of course. I' wearing I'm wearing shorts Moreange do stur though. Yeah, no, I, but I don't want your mother in law to have to find you either. about time she said something. You seem very you get to find Mike's dead body step I just think that it's on me. It's going to take you ages to get there from Londonough I mean, there's no rush Yeah the school can have ses for your b. I'm thinking of your children, Mike When you do eventually keel over in this podcast, I'll be rounded, don't youry when Oh yeah, it's all good I think that sometimes there are a clips that are repeatable on social media and there are some which once you've watch them This one, every time it comes up on my feed I'll watch it and it will make me laugh involuntarily even though I know what's going to happen. I just like mates laughing at mates. Yes. Genuine, authentic laughers lovely. Every ever on Hoffee pod. done the clip of the beatles getting the giggles doing and your bird can sing I don't think we have, no. Do you know what, I'm gonna swap that out then Okay, do that and when we record one. We're doing a h partod later. I'll send you that. It's only in the bth of the song. And also once you've listened to ten seconds, you get it, but it' my daughter will be happy. It's really Oh if she hasn't heard this, it's brilliant. It's really nice. Hoffy part of Mike Loen's movie Club by the way, are on our patreon. if that's where have more alongside the Mike Bubin's Death tribute partod yeah, yeah, the moin when he died episode My Tommy Cooper Tribute has gone too far. Yeah If I do record him with the Fz, we're in trouble I think we'd clip it up I think it would go on socials as well Oh yeah, you gotta get ten seconds. get the clicks,nt it reels and stuff and all that bx. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just as your camera sort of panned around the right hand side there Yeah then go up Yeah had'd be good. with a little RIP My bubins And you take being it as well. Yeah, they'll be yeah. yeah. ye. 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It's a big thing in cities Okay, And it's one of those You know you see these accounts on Instagram where they'll do statistics and data about socioeconomic things in the UK There's a sort of line where there are more than Greg's and it's in the s of South of England. In London, I'm not exaggerating There is a press every hundred and fifty yards. It is absolutely theyre all over the place. It's like a piss takeake how many ps there are But you can't tell me that's nicer than Greg's. It's just different. and ye, it's not the same thing, but I like fish and chips and I like a curry. they're different things. I think it is niceer they yeah, broadly. I think there's more choice. I love I love a Gregg sauceage drop like a Mexicanicken oval. I don't mind those. I've had those. I was gonna to sayamas. The kids like Mamas But yeah, especially a lot of London comies. I like a wager bumers three or four times a week. Tar, that's good. That's good Wager mammas in Bari. Don't come in I'm the wager mammas Yeah, there are two prets in the both in Cardiff in whales. it's not Rich whales at all. It's like Waitres. Yeah There was only one way fzen w at one point and that was in Barry. I know. what a bada that was Yeah. In Carston as well, and not just in Barries I think' on the way, wasn't it? Yeah yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's not many w tro in the shadow of a bloody chemical factor, would have thought Are you sure we got this right lads? Like at a service station. I've got real brun loyalties to M andS. Where is it Witras? I feel very lost because I'm not you? I'm not used to waitros. Okay. I think that a service station Waitros or MNS, I'm cool with either There aren't that many sane sprees and whales, I don't think No, there's one on West A culture T I was a TesC and AzDA guy. I was very much an ASDA guy growing up. Yeahah.. You got to see it probably the most way. Tes goes and AzDa'. Tes goes and AzD Yeah sorry. ye yeah. 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Yeah. alsoso late sixties, early seventies the free love free love. I always think the actual reality of late sixies early seventies when you were working class bloke from Wales was not quite carnab be strong. Oh yeah, that's what Dad alwaysays, yeah. You know what I mean? It wasn't You went into free loved. No, I lived in cross Hs. Dad, did you have like a little mini with a union jack on the top? No, I had a fucking m p. I was working a Cardliff dock Yeah I you get soaked in the rain. Did you wear Afghan makeup, dad? No I lived in cross hands. What YouTu have you got a woodstock, No I was teaching a risker to the live nightclub with the beaters and the animals and the stillwards, No, I lifted cross hands. I went to across hands, rugby club. What was it like in the sixties Like today, but we had less money. Yes. Cross anw was quite cack. Less muddy, less vegetables Yeah, we could play the street in old days there was no cars. He had no fuckking made to buy a car. That's why Yeah. No content meant. We'd love to c T to block up the street we we had to knock me over. we. I'm haveving to get four buses to work but the kids can play tennis for two weeks a year. This is great. This is so much better Hey Cumberling Fortnite. You out there playing tennis for two weeks the shit all racket. Not like today where you actually get dry going to work for the kids in want I shit trade off Wst status soope p everybody Xbxes, didn't have an Xbox, your fucking nob. They didn't exist, you If it existed, you'd have been on it. Fucking ro you would Because they're great What would you rather be doing If you're play football or the street Yeah, I know there's nothing else to do. We had one football. That's all we needed. All we needed was a football or all you had. Well Cs these days. do you mean Well bloody cars these days and and disposable income Nember that when I was a kid Ricket Cholera, all the good stuff. T find the are on the old days back Yeah, We'll go live in the thirird worldld then Yeah Thatounds so fucking desperate Lsake All these fucking clowns voting like the far right idiots When they keep talking about getting rid of scrnggers and you think that's the best thing ever You realize you're a scrounger, dear What you be Well, the average sort of voter for the far right party. right, sorry, sorry, I should of sam and I' doing nothing all day. Yeah, yeah. yeah. yeah. You I think I'm gonna raise the top to you They can how fuck all mate. Bloody socialists? Yes those socialists currently paying for your fucking house and your food you lunatic Anyway, I' get political I spe East East to their own. call them right wing lunatics. I' I don't want to be political about. No I said far right. Oh, sorry, sorry If you're al run, right wing Yeah, yeah, absolutely Some people are, you . I've bought it in conserver for the past F. I'm proud of it. Like with breakfast, I don't particularly stick to one breakfast, I don't stick to one political parties, whatever ady No It want to saying thiss time about deployed. It's out there. That sounds like a good sister. H You pick your politics like you pick your breakfast. Break. What' good to me L. What' good to me right now Yeah. Yeah, well, it's going to be Bops and the Conservatives again. Well the moment for the moment it's monster and plloggumary Let's be honest, If you have a cat, you've probably wondered what your house smells like before guests walk in. Thankfully, Armen Hammer Cat Litter helps take that worry off your plate, becausecause not all litters are the same. Armen Hammer Hardball Cat litter gives you long lasting odor control, plus strong clumps that make scooping quick and easy, with low dust too It's a five in one litter made for busy people, helping your home stay fresher every day so you can feel confident opening the door for family and friends. 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And it means that technically they're incredible riders But we've done a few of these clips and The sort of really, really mad courses they're on are often in Italy or they might be in France or in Spain Whereas this is in like Ferndale in Ronda or something? Yeah. And it is very Welsh, I recognize All of the sort of, you know, the sort of houses and the landscape and the weather But he's like, anyy cars come in? phos. No. And he does something that I wouldn't do for a hundred grand because if this goes wrong, he's gonna to get wiped out and knocked off his bike by like a postman or something ust I could feel all the muscles in my body tense because I thought was he was gonna ride straight into that fence. It looks like I would have that in that fvela in like Brazil or something wet for some reason, right? People will watch the one of the Falla. and they will go Oh, that's cool. That's amazing. That's beautiful. They'll watch this one of they go' fucking dangerous isn't? what' you doing that for? Yeah There is no difference And the guy in the the only guy in danger in this one, I mean is the guy on the bike, but the second guy in danger is the guy in the high Viz jacket who steps out the way on the steps and doesn't say a word. Any cars come in he And those steps will have been there for one hundred years probably. And only a maniac would have chosen to ride down them on a bike. Yes. This guy is a maniac. The hive of his blg doesn't seem bothered at all. No slightly because he does this every day probably this last And the The way does slow down in time considering it's in the wet because obviously it's not So it's been so it's been rain name. What this sort of proves to me is that The real maniacs are in small towns and villages, yes, becausecause in cities they've got too much stuff to do I think like it's dirty Sent those days, you know, Yeah, they were just plan to her Hanging rounds. Doing weird crazy shit,? Yeah, that's exactly it. Yeah. If teenagers just hang around for long enough, eventually some of them will do something fucking mental which is why if teenagers have stuff to do, don' they don't end up doing stuff like this But I wouldn't fuckking out. I I'm just too risk averse now Maybe when I was a teenager But now at forty five, I would just see. I would just see injuries if someone said, Are you going to? Yeah you you only see the bad outcomes, don't you Yeah. I also don't think my braking is good enough. I think the I think I would hit the the barrier, which, you know Well under the council are putting a barrier there because they've obviously thought ahead that someone is going to cycle down this and try and get into the road. So they've nailed that in fairness to them. I don't think I'd be able to brake. I'd either brake too early and then go over the handle bars. Oh take the bike with me. T on the bike brake, M you'd be fine. Yeah, ye J. I'm not technically good enough rider to do this. I would ride my bike a lot, but I just don't think I'd be good enough. I went proper mountain bike once and actually hated it Oh really? Yeah. I was done a quite fancy mountain biking. Well, the downhill stuff you did. Yeah, I went mountain biking in the peak district and came off the bike a couple of times. Yeah this is bullshit I remember doing it and not one of my mates was really into it and Yeah my into it really into it. So we're down at Talbt, a sort of Avan Valley sort around it. Yeah I just had't I'd never done that and I didn't consider how much uphill there was involved in downhill mountain biking That's just bit boring that bit I couldn' be ask. the one up in Murtha, you can get Yeahah, you get lift up lifts to the top. Yeah. My mater Scota he lives in Derbyshire And he goes in all the madrids in the pig district, but he mirth is his favorite place. He loves if he's ever got a spare weekend, he's down in the earth of mountain biikeking. Oh, I love ever. At the moment I had a sign of thing saying like we wouldn't do any dangerous activities until we finish in Mamm. Seriously. Yeah, you got interesting. And you've had monster and peanutis for breakfast. Is that all part the contract as well No, thankfully. Okay I got' fine. Okay. Izy' fming at the moment and she she had to fill in the same form. Really? But she's also recording a podcast. so on her form is she's like, I'm not doing anything dangerous apart from I am contractually obliged to go hot air balloony Aazing Or there's someone you couldn't pay enough money to do? No wayait. What you'd rather do this You'd rather do downhill mountain biking than hot air balloon. I'd rather beaten by piranhas than go hot airalloon. I'd rather do downhill motorbikeking than do a lot of things but look of it. Okay, looks it looks fun. Hot air balloon. Zero I lived in Bath for a long time where and you know, there's a lot of hot air action in the bathroom. Yeah there is. Yeah, yeah, yeah On the way to Bristol aport thisite bit. I've turned down a couple of chances to go up in pot air balloons. Yeah. notot remotely interested. Why not? Because with Verttigo, you can't anything worse. I' spend the whole trip thinkinking I'm going to jump out of this in a minute. I will follow to the basket I can guarantee Well I' just be thinking the whole time I'm going to jp I'm gonna jp out I'm to jp,'m jp, I'm going jp out.'m jump out Okay. terrified in then I don't ye Yeah That that's that a laugh ye Yeah yeah. see what you doing Absolutely love three bean salad. But Ben Partridge wentot balloon if three bean salad. I couldn't listen to the podcast because I really think it's It is so unnatural hot air ballooning. Fuck that I don't think it's any less natural than flying. You're enclosed flying. You're enclosed Okay. Yeah, I can't jump out of a plane. I don't like sitting by the Mag Yanksit Do you know? No, fucking leg room I know. Well being in a business class man, come on, I think. Oh What if I open that So the same thing that says jump, jump, jump, does it say What turn the handle? push the door out, Job. Well No, follow of the video will get out of here. The way that it kicks in on a plane is I think wor stopping any any nutcase from doing that Oh o. ye, nothing. Yeah. If I'm sat by there and I have been sat by there before, I'm like yeah fucking bouncer for seven hours. I'm just watching people thinking Oh wow. in that dorm man, I'm gonna fucking continue. Wow, okay. Yeah. I think I'm just not very aware of the I lean on stuff a lot when I'm on planes don't like sitting down all the time. and I will often lean on things that could probably be Like exit doors at the back when you wait for the toilet I'll lean on that Could you sleep on a plane I can't sleep Oh, yeah yeah, absolutely. L yeah. Oh, easy else If anyone else in charge of the control or anything I can I cannot relax. we are back gig in newcastle when we got the cab back N newcastle. Oh yeah yeah yeah. it' not the sound engine, you've been in charge Yeah his fings on the controls. But you could noah, we had to talk all the way up, give me rubbish. becausecause I don't want to sleep in that situation A guy could easily sleep all the way back from Newcastle if I was on my own in the car I didn't go all the way. Oh, easow you're driving. Ey What' someone in the car Just coed myself. H the M five, I'm gone. Aut pilot. Roads are so quiet though all that time anyways, fine boys. Ed c's got be boys right I love a kid. I really fancy the D. I F Fud's back banging into his Dalo mon. Yeah. I would say that haaving gone airborne a couple of times. And when you're sort of so you you flip over the front sometimes. So if you hit like something I remember being my back sort of parallel to the floor lookingoo up and seeing the bike above me and knowing that that's going to hit me at some point as well. Not ideal. I would say that's got that kind of put me off it. Yeah, my neta mates I got oncadarries But I said really. I said come off. you're like, ye those times That's quite a scrambly climb as well, Cadrress. I just want to cycle on the road for ages. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. I would rather do downhill than than road biking Oh no thanks. It's cycling and problem solving at the same time down in the motor bikking I think it just involves a lot of trust of the wheel. So the wheel will follow. You're coming up to a branch and sort of tree root It will go over it, It'll be fine, But your brain says break, break, break, break, break and that's the worst thing to do. Thats when you're on a motorbike, you start if we have a if you have a If your mind ever wonders to how much of your motorbike is in contact with the floor when you bent over you on to bent. And we realized it's about the size of a fifty pence piece of rubber And if that on your knee is the only thing you can on your go. Well, you I don'onder know if I've chosen it is a clip that skateboarder and he's going down Yeah. Yeahah done it eight kilometers now. Oh yeah. he put his hand down his sparks we missed us special gloves on. Yeah yeah. Yeah You watch some the M GGP boys now and it needs to be like you have knee slinees is't get the kneeo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then it became elbows. Yeah el haven't it? Shoulders. Yeah, I saw one the other day. Getting your shoulder on the tarach at this Yeah