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This is where we go back through our archive and try to find you the very best bits that we can To help you on your journey through the distant Pod archive, every episode we've ever done still exists and they're all timeless. So if you want to head back to episode twenty three and have a listen or episode fourteen or episode one hundred thirty seven This should help you on the journey. In the episode description, It says where the clip is from this week Go find that one Wherever you listen to your podcasts And it'll help you on your journey through the Distant Pot archives. O it might just be a little bit of a fun reminder of something that madeakes you laugh in the first place. Here it is, this week's Distant pod Pint size episode. Classic Kelly earlier, right? G on. Classic Kelly. I know we can much try We're watching Richard Osin's House of Games Melinda Mesenron. 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Yeah, yeah. he texts to me Ver almost shut myself just shut myself into toing a ballet Hi fobks. were last week, got a bit of I taking these Inid conversation There was no. I've taken the se ino cleanse Yeah, right? Oh ye. I's not surprised you shck yourself that I read about that which I bought online. Yeah I' supposed to like get rid of like three three to four pounds of like Whatatever shit, shit. Yeah And it does to be Butush should be a bit more specific to be honest I didn't say he'll be watching you know, you'll be sat home watching an escape of the country l I went to have a far. I lifted a bottom cheku and full on just shot myself. and carilled the kids in the room Oh o go o go o go. Theys what I' just shipping myself Oh God o God o God What did the kids say? They just laughed because the dads just shout himself Imagine if when you were eight years old Big Bob had shots himself on the sof. Oh God, oh God, oh God Oh. Oh, that story will come back Christmas after Christmas U, you'll do the speechure that he's weiting. And then she'll take the mic and she'll say I want to say a few words if that's okay U whyy did I have therapy? Well I like my kid there's no secret. They can be embarrassed about. They can talk about anything they look at me. Yeah. Yeah, you know, if they've shot themselves they've shot themselves. They like it the other way around Feels like you've asserted your thought processes on to that end C we have some barriers that That's the thing with the generation of parents. our kids would be like, wouldn't I a feel bes? Yeah. ye. Well yeah, we talk about blood white onest a couple of filters, M. Yeah, ye. We haven't got that. Can it be slight more of nineteen sixties parenting? Yeah Keep some of those ks sort of quite