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The Trawl
Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss
Farage Montage and Final Thoughts
From Heatwaves, Hot Air Takes & Farage's £5 Million Problem — Jun 30, 2026
Heatwaves, Hot Air Takes & Farage's £5 Million Problem — Jun 30, 2026 — starts at 0:00
So Mr. Farraage, how much of that money have you spent? It's literally none of your business. If I've given it to charity, but the truth is, I haven't Hello and welcome to the trarawl, where politics wasn't the only thing that made our blood boil last week, the weather did too. So of course, we had Jay McDonald sing us into the heat wave Pur And I'm Gemma Forte and I tell you what, there were some good comments underneath that little video of our Jane there. D Drop PP said One thing about Jane is that she's an ambassador for Peacock's clothing, so I thought put that in and then CCSar eighty three said, luckily, I can't get the volume to work on my phone. And Casey Ray Halering said I want it to snow now Bloody hell, last week, we're out of it now But the weather was rigging nuts and we therefore have to talk about it. But first traunlers, here is a Kodody Darler Pricey. what we were enduring. According to the Met offffice, the heat wave that took place a couple of weeks ago led to the death of two hundred and fifty people, whichich has to be another kind of record, but don't send anyone from Guinness becausecause they'll only add to the casualties. In fact, it's been estimated that over the last four years between one thousand three hundred and three thousand people have died of heat related illnesses per year. ninety percent of whom are grannies. Don't boil the grannies! Which brings us on to how underprepared we are as a country for the rising temperatures because at the moment we're going to pieces, with teachers passing out in schools and surgical operations up and down the country being cancellled because doctors can't think and some prick set up a sun bed in A and E. So why is it all happening? Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize that over the last few years, the entire planet seems to have entered its air fryer era. Basically it seems to have gotten fucking boiling fucking instantly. And the reason for that is a little thing we call spending one hundred years pumping out fossil farts into the atmos thereby trebling the number of days that reach over thirty two degrees Celsius when compared to the nineteen nineties Yes, there you go. basically climate change. And Marina, I don't know if you've noticed, but It's like there's nothing that we can all just have a consensus on anymore as sensible human beings. And I miss those days because as day follows night, people like us are going, Christmighty this is a bit worrying. looking at the whole of Europe and the predictions. And then you've got Dave and you've got Susan going, I'll just shut up and have an ice cream. It's summer. J just enjoy. I wantna about to pass out. J enjoy it Don't you remember, climate change has always happened. Climate change has always happened. It's nothing to do with us. It's all scaremongering Yeah. D' you remember nineteen seventy six Berl I was three, not really, but also it wasn't as hot as it is now. Okay? And listen to climate scientists. that was just kind of a freak thing. This isn't So that's quite irritating for us all. And Jem, it's not open, by the way. And so next week it starts from Sunday, I think or Saturday even, starts to get hot, hot, hot again So get ready to get your sweat on trawllers. Yeah, and how did you cope with it personally Mar personersally, windows wide open. Ohh my God, at one point, we've got railway tracks behind the house. and normally you get a letter through if they're going to do maintenance work on the railway tracks There was no letter and someone was I'm not joking, chainsawing what must have been the trees or whatever around there trees outside as well. And we had our windows wide open. It was like I had The chainsaw in my bedroom with me. I could not at three o'clock in the morning by three AM Chainsaw back of my house. Not at all unnerving It's a lot. And actually there was an element. I'm quite good in heat time. I'm a sort of summer person, I'm quite solar powdered. I find it easier to get up in the morning, all of that jazz. However, there was one day where we recorded a very early tel, like seven thirty in the morning or whatever, and then I had to do the public transport thing and I'm like I'm winning at this. It's okay. It's okay. This was the sort of like thirty seven thirty eight degree day. Then I crossed town to meet Marina for another record. And then after that and at this point, it'm starting to get a bit silly. You know, when you're like ringing out your clothes. And I was able to get a train across town. And you know, infrastructure is not built for this kind of heat in this country and the train station was chaos.obbody working there seemed to know what their name was, let alone where the trains were going. People were getting cross and Iate. and then I managed to wedge onto a train that was taking me to Weembleley to meet my sister to see Harry Stars and suddenly thought, o, this isn't like me I felt quite panicky because the heat was so intense and it was so packed and suddenly out of nowhere I looked up and into a bunch of strangers went, Gotophobia Like that I said it out loud. And a few people look round like and then I'll just put my head back down and did proper light yoga breath.. Okay okay you've gotght this you've gotght this. It was unbearable. so Yeah there are limits. Jemmer, I can talk that. I can talk that more unbearable, right? Listen to this In my office at home, my little home office is spare bedroom, small bedroom. It gets very, very cold in the winter. It's very very hot in the summer. And in this room behind me I have a box with a lock Inside of this box is a stashe. Pase Oh, chocolate is so melted. You can't eat it. C can't break it off Yeah. meelted completely. Yeah. and it's in a box with a key my husband has no discipline, so I have to keep chocolates under Lock and key. Perkcus seecrets here. By the way, Taers, did you know that you were just tuning in for a moan today? Just me and Marina moaning our way through the podcast. I mean, you tune into LBC at certain times of today' fucking moaning over there. Yeah That's all it is. Okay, look, just to sort of demonstrate further the sort of difference in opinion in terms of whether this was a significant heatwave we should be a bit worried about or not LBC News London Abulance Service said it recorded its highest ever number of life threatening emergencies in its history, driven by the extreme heat on Wednesday. and underneath that, Jonathan Pi wrote, I've just seen an account on X telling someone who was talking about ending up in hospital recently with heat stroke to Man up Extraordinary. And yeah, Callum Lyon said, anyone who's never experienced a heat wave in the UK thinks we're overreacting, but we're not the same as other countries. The humidity is high and our houses are designed to keep the heat in. Our houses basically become air fryers and we don't have Aircn. And we're going to get into some of the serious stuff in just a second, but also and I know it's only anedotal teachers, there was a lot of Buhaan about the fact that some school's closed. and I know when it first happened, my sisters, you know were a bit like, Oh Christ. because they've got to work and I know it's a massive balllee. But I also have in my family, my brother's girlfriend is a teacher. and on that unbearable day She came home and parents it was worst day ever life. before they closed She said, it was trying to keep thirty children different needs, you know, all freaking out a little bit and like no aircon units and she's going up and down stairs and it was like, she just said it was it was impossible My son's school is closed for two days. They have asked the local authority for money for Aircon. It hasn't been granted. and the school just's just not built for it. They don't even have enough shade And you can't just keep them cooped up in this room without proper airflow So initially I was like, oh, you're shking what we can gonna do. Yeah Yeah, I get it. I get it. And as I say, we're going to get to the serious bit and then we're going to get into the sort of what rough against bit at which point it becomes laughable, but only in a don't look up kind of way. Do you remember the film with Leonardo DiCaprio who was like trying desperately to warn everyone about a comet? and no one would listen. For fuck sake. mister Matthew Todd wrote NASA warned us in nineteen eighty eight Algor's film made the science crystal clear twenty years ago Those of us who have been saying hello Why are people not reacting to this reality have been demonized and laughed at This is really happening and it's only just beginning Still, the public have no real understanding of how bad things are about to get. this is what pains me It's about we talk about it all the time, don't we Jemma, about the people who buy the newspapers, who buy the GB newses. to operate at a loss because they shape public discourse. and do they want us talking about climate change you know, that the fossil fuel interests by whom they are bankrolled No, they do not and therefore We don't talk about it or worse still We minimize it So the facts are as follows, June temperatures have smashed all records And Furthermore The Met Office wrote, On the fiftieth anniversary of the start of the nineteen seventy six summer heat wave, Met Oice scientists have highlighted how similar events becomes significantly more intense in the future. A plausible scenario. This is so scary. a plausible scenario showing UK temperatures reaching forty five degrees Celsius by twenty fifty six. That is our children's Lifetimes twenty, fifty six, forty five degrees. We don't operate. I was really struggling. I was trying to move around the house to find different spots where I could just set up my computer and work. I was really struggling. We are just overheating little lemons. Yeah, at one point, I felt like my blood cells were never going to be cool again Anyway, look, the repercussions of the kind of heat that we experienced Affects so much, okay? So I'm talking our food chains and therefore, the price of food as well, because it's know supply and demand, right? Then of course, health and our children's educations and even the fish are suffering, right? Somebody called Colin McCarthy wrote, The marine heat wave in the med continues to escalate with water temperatures now up to seven point four degrees above normal Waters off the coast of Italy are basically turning tropical. This is one of the worst June marine heat waves on record for the region. exxpect increased humidity on that and significant impacts on marine life. But it's alright because Dave said just enjoy it. Have an an ice cream. Just did just get yourself an ice cream. Y! Ito understand the short sightedness of the people just just trying to play this down. Is it a case if you know like Jared Kushner and W's of face Trump's daughteronk. Is it that they're all just making their own little bunkers or planning their exits to Mes Oh no. I mean I wherever All these bastards, yeah, they've got they're very, very cushioned and coseted from anything because they've all obviously got air conditioning and so on and so forth and probably don't have to do much out in the heat, but I mean they' still got brains in their head. they can still surely understand what's happening Anyway, poor old greenpeace doing their best And basically they're saying there's a lot of talk of a super El Nino. El Nino, Nino. El Nino El Nino M, if it's got the little wavy bit above the a it's a ne sound. Thank you very much. So that would mean ocean temperature spiking. And then that alters wind patterns and then that triggers a global chain reaction of extreme weather crop failures blah blah blah. So what I'm gonna say here, Jemma? I'm gonna to say It's not ideal. It's not ideal allers. Idal. I just want the grown ups to finally bloody do something systemic change, root and branch from the top, we all fall into line. everyone. I don't care how much money you have. As plebs, millionaires, billionaires, you all agree this is a one planet. O one planet. Can we just sort this out And then you just get these idiots, try and have a conversation about this. Try it. I did it the other day on Jerry Bo. Try and have a conversation with you get. Shina actually. What that Shina It's just the laziest argument. And also China, if you look into it, are going at it pace with their plans for solar. They're like actually smashing their own records. So yes, we've exported all of our carbon footprint over there. of course. and we're not as big emitters. We're not as big. We don't have as many people, but it's the fucking point. You have to lead, you have to start, you have to get everybody all over the world on board. Precisely. They're building out their own green economy, jobs, all the investment they're going get and we're over here with our bludoody coal power toasters M might as well go backwards. Yeahact exxactly. Aazon, Jeremy Vine with Gloope from Reform. George Finch, the young counllor that Marina has come head to head with before and just extraordinary attitudes. And we will have a proper, proper gooss about it. We are going to record that later on today and get that up for you as soon as possible if you want to go over to Patreon and be one of our lords and ladies. It is long overdue. It's going to have to be a big one Also, just as a sidebar, o, we're on Facebook now. We've I think very quickly, we've got over five hundred of you over there on our T podcast page. That's extraordinarily nice. But because I haven't been on Facebook for years I was having a little look over and instantly saw something I didn't want to see. Gretaenberurg posting b the temperatures lately, the comments underneath you might as well have been on X. It was just a load of geezers. just horrible creepy things. but just again, all this denial Oh shf. She's just it's just cool nice, willt it out put the sprinkterer on. I think it's because their shits scared I think it's maybe either stupid or possibly shit scared. He ye sound Yeah. and we don't want to just yeah, we don't want to doom and gloom and sccaremonger and put you all in a terrible mood. Of course not. But We do have to address it. We do have to bring it back as a point of discussion with some urgency. And I've got to say, at least labor are in power and have some sort of green agenda. We don't have the Tories, We don't have reforming. So there you go. There's a strand of optimism. one would hope that Burnham continue. It's the sensible thing to do. it It's where the Money is as well. Even jobs in the green economy are better paid than average wages. George wrote France is boiling. the UK is boiling. schoolchools closed, travel chaos, people dying. You can't tell me this is just a normal summer. It's not. It's climate change happening right in front of our eyes. Do you know who else knows it's climate change? E my mama Mumy and Glly, right? Do you know why She goes you cannot go into the veranda anymore. They've got this like makeshift veranda at the back of the house. And that's it. My mum knows because you can't go into it anymore. It's got like a plasticy roof and it basically becomes like a sauna And she's like, it never used to be like this And now I cann not go anym. G Climate change. Yeah you know as he is. I met someone for a drink and we booked a nice little bougie bar with a little rooftop. Didn't go out on the rooftop too hot and that was at five PM Yeah, there you go. After the break, we are going to be looking at some of the most deluded, crusty takes out there and I think I'm going to have to bring the cin it back for actually. about to sinner. Are there, Pet? Hi. Oh She's there. Can you help me out with a segment, Pet? Oh go on then why not? Wonderful, do you want to sing us in Here we go. L here. Cilla is back once again this time to introduce some client nide Blls. See which ones you fancy the most trarawlers Hi everybody, Hi, Marina, how you doing?ery well, thank you, Hot. Oh, very good, very good, rightight? You've got some lovely guys and girls, but I'm not gonna to promise you any romance trawlers because I'm not really sure what's going on today. But what I have done is I've found some crazy clearps as a little bit more like surprise, surprise Right, this guy was over on TB newews. Let's have a listen, you know them speak a Laura Laura sense over there. What do you think then, should children be sent home from school in the hot weather No, they shouldn't my message to my fellow head teachers is that in nineteen forty we got through the Battle of Britain. I think we can get through two days of warm weather in twenty twenty six. You know, it's remarkable because The most successful education system in the world is Singapore. They're on the equator. So they get this weather every day three, sixty five days a year and it's very wet and dampper as well. And they don't have air conditioning in their schools. They have these ceiling fans. So we need to toughen up a little bit and actually some children want to actually learn And that's for parents. some teachers are also parents. They have to go home, look after their kids. so they can't be in the school. It's COVID all over again. So am I in favor of this closing the school Abssolutely not. We need to do more for our kids and more for our country. Let's switch him off the What do we think? Syla, I'm not sure about that one. I'm not sure about that one, Syla. I think he's talking absolute shit. No porsches left wrote He never got through anything. It ended, the b eighty six years ago, he wasn't there. his generation going on about a war that took place before they were born What do you think that's unreasonable talking about nineteen for do I do and I also think what is about Singapore was bullshit Evere an Angel wrote, I'm a teacher in Asia, and the idea that they don't have AC in Singapore, one of the richest countries in the world, is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard Also, most countries in Southeast Asia alternate between hot, dry and wet weather seasons. I do not believe this man has ever. to Singapore Oh, ladies and gentlemen, I don't think she's very keen. O number one there who's in an air conditioned studio talking absolutely. C S. Okay, we've got a lovely late. Well, actually not so lovely. She's on one here Prace yourselves, everybody It's Carol, Mill It's not extraordinarily hot. Today yesterday was thirty four degrees. They have it on the continent all of the time.. I mean when I was to school, I don't remember we had someever this hot. Yeah, but we had it, it was freezing cold You never close a school for a day,. Even a nineteen seventy six cirum When there were fifty hundred forty degrees. Well seventy six was quite hot. Not water nineteen seventy six they went up to thirty eight and they had fifteen consecutive days of those d And the schools were. No school closed at all in ' seventy six. We had I remember it. There were stun pipes in There were stun pipes in the streets, there was a shortage of water. schools did not close. And the same people talking about closing these schools are the same people who after COVID war, ranting and raving about How the disruption to children's education was terrible, they're never gonna to recover. So you know this to me shows how little How can we care about when it came so hot. Calm off it. How can you work when it's so hot? Children Children in Europe do it all the time. Children in Africa. They don't. All the schools in France are shut, Col. That's not true. We're getting better at understanding some of the stresses and strains and saying to kids, you don't have to come in because actually it's too hot for you. Do you know we did backack in the day I was born We had to swim in a swim pool with Iice. We didn't win two worldld wars by winging about being a bit hot and sweaty. This country has lost the place. Don't you think? Oh, another one there, little reference to World War two. Divia de Campo wrote Malone must be getting paid by the old giants. Otherwise, why on earth would she be saying this absolute bunkum when we have had year after year of the hottest temperatures on record. And Natasha Devon wrote Everyone in this conversation should be made to spend a day in a non air conditioned, poorly ventilated room teaching thirty children with different needs before they're allowed to comment. Yeah, it's probably you've probably got a point there, Poppet. She's absolutely furious and she just thinks everybody needs to just grow a sat and get on with it I think we should put her in a bloody classroom. Kids by the way. seeee how she gets on Al another one In an air conditioned studio. I've been in that studio. It's that freezing. freezing. Where nipples could cut glass when I was in there the other day Rever C shades? The idea that she wants to send our kids into these boiling rooms, when she strikes me as the kind of woman that loses her shit There's not the right cisson in the green room You know? You know Apparently apparently I didn't say that she says she strikes me. And it says she apparentlyes me. Steve C Gar sixteen or own said, schoolchools didn't close in ' seventy six because it was during the kids summer holidays. I can't verify that, but I like the idea of it being true. The other thing that Marina is she said that in Europe, you know, they go on with there. Well, in Italy they have school holidays for about five byers when things so fucking off? They have like the entirety of July and August off the pis. M Carl, have you heard of Siests you heard of? Yes. How would you feel like British kids went for a nap in the middle of the day? Yeah. and they start school really, really early and ne the other thing they have to do By grrannies and grandads look after the body sorting kids I you fancy that? 't be able to write your body cols for the Epress love You have to be playing with the little bggers outside in this leak So that wor sh she like blays open from the skulls Anre you ready for number three? Yes. God I think it' be can it? Oh, I don't know about that. You've all seen the next clip our marine has been away for the weekends. I put this load of shit together. Here we are everybody It's Ian Dale talking to Tessa Dunlock. He one He just doesn't get it twentyenty six years later, Are you afraid No. People are afraid No But people are afraid because they keep being told. this is a younger generation. This is a Gen Z thing. Gen Z have grown up by being told by countless people like George Mombio that there is going to be climate arrmageddon within their lifetimes. It's Bllocks. Oh Cut him off I don't know. Also I can't be too real because I'm gonna to give to his book launch soon It at his birthday party as well, don't in generenal? I don't know why I get invites, I don't know. But there you go. Is he trying to balance out the room I think Pet it as well. I'm just one of those people that you know if you invite me, I'll probably go like a filler Like a roiller. Yeah. Like what's the name of the person that always shows up at everything? Open shows up to open of. Lizzy Cundy. Lizzy Cundy. There we go Mr. Matthew Todd said, I'm so sad to see this. I like and respect Ian Dale, but he doesn't understand the science. It's not George Mombio telling us to be scared. It's the world's leading scientists from NASA, Cambridge, Oxford, Harvard, Yale, the Royal Society. Ian doesn't seem to understand it's not a one point five Celsius local temperature increase. It's a global average This is quite fascinating It only takes a global average dip of four Celsius to put the planet into an ice age We are headed to around three celsius or more global warming within decades Some scientists believe this is an underestimation. Yeah, but that's scientists out Reina We've had enough of experts. We've had aw sorry. We've had enough of experts. I need to find out what Nick Ferrari thinks. Nick Feri is Aircorn stududio, another one Here's his lovely chap Mindset with Muhammad and he's got a few stern words for our neck Ferrari has a problem schools closing due to the heat waveay in the UK. But schools can close down almost on a wind because it's too hot. How does that work? What the hell lesson does that send to our children? It's what I'll say to Nick, you know, in his conditioned room Have you ever taught thirty children with Different needs Asama. in a room without air condition Unless you've done that then I suggest nick you pipe down because no oneally cares about your opinion about this. There's an argument to be had about children nowadays being less resilient, but I don't think it's to do with the schools closing due to heat wavave. Rather than being annoyed about schools closing, weren't you annoyed about the fact that schools have been shafted by successive governments through austerity and all these cuts Why are you anger the fact that teachers are leaving the profession in record numbers? Why are you angry that schools have been shocked so much that they can't even employ teaching assistants to support them in the classroom with thirty children with varying levels of need? Nick Ferrari, please shut up. Yeah, he should shut up actually. Do you know why he doesn't talk about those things? Because they wouldn't set the switchboard alight wouldn light it up like a Christmas tree, as they say So he needs to be provocative. Again, he's just it's just like just sort of unaware, I think. He''s all qu a bit hot. No he's aware. hot. He's aware. he's like those miserable old you remember there was that series years ago? just grumpy old men. Grumpy old men's what it is, mind you, a weak grump, middle ag women. Maybe I mean Increasingly I do lose my rag with things that I see or hear sometimes on social media or who I'm sitting next to on a panel. Yeah, there's a lot that really grinds my gears, but I hope I have an awareness and some empathy for other people and how hard their day might be and know that if I'm sitting in a studio being paid to Trash it I should not be having to go at teachers. Jesus Christ that has hard work. I like this comment by Elliot Robinson. He said I have never seen a clip of Nick Ferrari where I haven't gone What a nob after it Now, right, Sya's gone, by the way, Syla's had to get the bus fuck off. So not all politicians, thank God are climate change denying Bell cheeses. Not every single person in our parliament thank Christ is a We won World War two bellnd like Carol Malone. This is leadeader of the Lib Dems, Ed Davy in an exchange with Starmer As we swelter through this dangerous heat wave We see the damage caused by extreme weather and climate change Okay school's closed Travel chaos, lives at risk massive costs to our economy and society. And with our Mh office already warning that future summers will regularly break forty degrees at even greater human and financial cost, is he alarmed that some parties in this House still follow Donald Trump with policies to send temperatures soaring even higher So will the Prime Minister warn his successor not to listen to conservative and reform voices and instead back our plans to cut bills and tackle climate change? Can I thank him for raising climate change because it is one of the most significant challenges of our time and the weather today reminds us ust how important it is. It used to be common ground across this House actually that climate change was the generational challenge and common ground that the UK should be a leader globally on it. and I remember not so long ago the party opposite leading in the COP summit, something we were able to support. It is a shame that in order to chase reform votes, they have changed their mind and we have not got that consensus across the House. but I will always maintain that we must be global leaders on climate change and we always will be So I'd inject a bit of common sense into proceedings. Davey is the founted of common sense at the moment Did you see that lucky shock camey Badnock? We de a speech last week? about her being an absolute main girl EMQs's doing well at the moment. He's doing well. and he he's right to pointing that out as well And if you look over the blloody Farraage Wh is, you know, wants to scrap net zero wherever reform get into councils And well, you see exactly who they bankrobed by don't you Dmog Rotes revealed reforms twenty four million pound from fossil fuel interests Nigel Farge's anti climate partarty has received two thirds of its income from oil investors. So if that's correct, what is it two thirds from oil investors, one third from crypto Oh I know, I know. anyway, thank God Farage is not in power at time of record. L W I tell you what's been very satisfying to see Marina Perks and we will cover Andy Burnham and other stuff that's going on on Friday, but we have to mention the fact that finally I' Old E not Pal, budget E not Pal has been questioned over his five million pound bung from crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne and blloody well done Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast. This clip went very viral. The defeat in Makerfield was anything to do with your admission that you were given five million pounds by So billionaire. Sorry, no one. no one cares. Apart from the media, no one cares No one cares at all. actually standard watchdog care Be they are investigating Well they are, you're right. There's been a complaint received, complaint from the Conservative partarty chairman. They're investigating it. We'll see what they say. I'm absolutely convinced I've done nothing wrong in any way at all. I also know that since I was elected as an MP, I've taken zero personal expens. I'm very careful and very cautious about these things. I believe it to be a wholly private matter. The standards commommissioner may take a different view. You had already given an interview about the possibility of becoming an MP and then you accepted the gift, is that right? Yeah. And that after that I said I will not stand in this election. And I was pretty clear when a snap election was called that I wasn't going to do it I did change my mind subsequently. You've said that that five million pounds was for lifelong security for you. You've also said it was a gift. Can you just clarify? No, no,, no. Let's be clear. Let's be clear. It's an unconditional gift. I can spend it on cars if I want to. It's entirely up to me, right? Bout There is a specific reason for this. I have been physically the most attacked and endangered politician in Britain for now well over a decade. At every stage during that time, when I've asked the state to help and support, most times they point blank refused. I know because of the division in politics that I will need protection until the day that I That is my intention, That is what it's for. and it means, frankly, I can get on on my job and not worry about the long term. So mister Farage, how much of that money have you spent? Look It's literally none of your business. If I've given it to charity, but the truth is, I haven't, I know what it's. You haven't spent any of it. It's none of your businesser None of your How much of your salary do you spend on beer on petrol? It's none of your business. I think it is the public's business to know it's not the public's business. Well, it's being investigated by the Parliamentary Standards Committee. so it's somebody's business security, a legitimate point How much of that money have you spent on security so far I'm sorry, well I know, I'm not going to answer that deliberately. No,. you not It is not your at the time. It is not your business at the BBC to put me in danger, therefore I will not answer that. I would just like to clarify, do not make any mistake. We are not putting you in any danger at all. you if I answer that question you ask, I won't So But you have already said that you haven't spent it. Lave it at that then. Do you wish you declared it at the time? No You know this is going to keep coming up again and again and again. you can obsess about it, all right? That's fine. I spent goodness knows, scores of hours in Makerfield, out talking to people, out knocking on doors, meeting people of all political opinions and only one person raised it with me. So you know if you want to go on about it for the next three years, you go on about it, That's fine. I'm going to get on with my job I just wonder, you know the people that you're talking to this morning are viewers The man and woman in the pub tonight watching England play football I just wonder what they would think about someone who has got five million pounds sitting in a bank account and whether how they can rely to that I wonder how they'd relate to your salary. Many of them in the public. My salary is on. many of them, many of them watching this program right now. No wow. I like seeing that arrogant light glar of his eyes it's gone. he's really fucked off. He did the media rounds and I don't know if he'd wok up he was always period. but he did not have a good day. even hey fl, every flow, even his own tribe. He had LBC, Nick Ferrari going for. He had was the face Julia Hartley Brewer over Tamp TV Yeah given him a grilling and he hated it. And it's such a wuny bastard as well. How can you honestly say you're the most attacked person? When we've had people like we've had Joe Cox, we've had David Amos How can you say that? And also as far as we can see been hit with a milkshake, R right? Do you receive the level of abuse, threats, death threats, rape threats racist threats, you know, as some of our MPs like Diane Abbott, for example. Sadk Khan. Sadk Khan, like he's just so wingy and whiny and entitled. And look, if you're saying it's for security because you are the most attacked Why haven't you spent it yet? Exactly. If he felt unsafe, then knock yourself out. Where is this security? Where is it? But then he can't keep it straight, so is it but then he said it was a gift for Brexit. He also said it was a reward for doing a well done. That's like That's like a reward to a toddler when they done a shit in the toilet. Well, he's done to my outbrex. hasasn't he done? not so much us such a windy little And then it's like none of your business, none of your business. Who's advising him saying I could spend it on Ferraris if I wanted to? All right, Andrew Tay And this whole mind your bit is none of your business. No one cares. clelearly, clearly Nige They care. We care. And this is from a man who has made an entire friaking career out of scrutinizing other people, out of demanding other people explain themselves. Nowre giving you all mind your own bloody business. It's not a wash You know, as well, we haven't got time to put it in because we're overrunning like rot old fannies. But Pers Morgan actually went viral as well. He was on some breakfast show and he basically he called it a bung. He got corrected on the thing. They were going and And he said, it's a bung. And then he basically said, I think he's peaked and I think this could be it. And there is an inquiry into it and we'll see. but Given that he made such a fuss about Kist Amer getting some spectacles and a few suits paid for, which at the time we said That was pretty stupid, but by the way, he declared it. That's why we all know about it, because he declared it. The Problem is Farage does not. And how can you be cross about a few specks? And then just think that five million quids absolutely normal So I say Gemma on top of that. So Richard Burgen, Labour MP has written to Nigel Farge. He said a ton of records's just gone on X inviting Farage to a debate O Second jobs, saying to him, It's been reported that you Nel Farrage have raked more than one point five million outside earnings. Apparently only Rishu Sunak has declared more And that's in addition to this five million quid gift. He's just one of us Oh J one of the guys any went, what about yourng Salary She' like yeah, on the rest. She's not a public servant. Yeah, she's a presenter. It's not going to be five million quids. I'm telling that for nothing H h being scrutized. he's like he behaves as if it's terrible escort L it's rude. How dare you how dare you scrutinize me? Yeah. But we are now in our underrated section. so we're just going to enjoy a short cliff. It's a little montage of more Farage being stroppy because we enjoy it. We're rubbing our knees. Hope not Hate posted it and said the weather isn't the only thing making Fage sweat today. Enjoy There's five million quid that you took as a gift from the crypto millionaire Christopher Harborne, who lives in Thailand. I can spend it on cars if I want to. It's entirely up to me. I can spend it on Ferraris if I wish to. I can spend it on Ferraris if I want. N I can do with it as I want. I can do what I want with it But hes, If I've given it to charity, but the truth is I haven't none of your business. What on earth has that got to do with you? And people inherit vast sums of money and all sorts of things happen in life. He's not your dad. You didn't inherit it. Look, It's literally none of your business. It's none of your business. It's none of your business With all due respect, what's it going to do with you? I don't think it's any of your business, frankly. your business not It is not your of time. It is not your business, fine. Lave it at that b in your business, all right? none of your business? I mean you say, how was your weekend none your business?aps Excuse me side of my nose and none of your business Marina? abolutely actually you haven't asked me how my weekend was. We've only just united at the mic. Ask me, come on ask me. How was your weekend, Jal? None of your business keepable chey little knows O of my business It's not in your interest. It's not in anybody's interest to know. I'll tell you later. right. just a couple of itrs. Cu de tang, this is a very strange account I followed They write things in Tudor It's about the heat wave I cannot even wear a single layer of cloth for it clings to me like a tax collector to coin. I am not built for this level of sun. I was forged for drizzle and disappointment as this is the custom of this realm That's not for that Pudding time, are a purkose. for pudding time. Okay, this one is from a new contributor Big skit is that? No, no, big H skit Big shit Bigger kids. Bigger kids However you want to say. Th diggers be sred. Sorry about that. I will send this to you, Big H Skit, and hopefully you'll listen it, sorry for butchering or handle. He, welcome to the trawl. Big H skit putut together this clip and put it out with the caption Miserable Callers on LBC Enjoy Twers. I've send the kids to school and you know what? I make them wear a jumper. Okayate, Wh? Beacause I'm a miserable old bastard. That's whyisten, we are building a society of wetwives, all right us boomers, we a wetwives. That's why I'm offended by literally everything. Let me ask you a question, mate. At what age do you not decide to become a bunch of unbearable How for me it was about sixty two. I just thought that's it. I'm going to be wrong about everything and angry. I'm gonna be stupid and angry. What are these kids gonna do on their day off anyway? Sroll on the Instagram? Noope we've taken that away from them actually. How what so they're going to go to the bloody youth clubs, I suppose on the jolly. We've shut them all down. How what so mum and dad are going take them for a nice day out in the sun, are they? A actuallyually no one can afford to do anything so honestly, they don't know how good they've got it. They a bloody British thing and suffer is out this country Boody work. You have a miserable upbringing up Be a bitter old man and talk about how much you suffered and make everyone else suffer then now g and talk about how much they suffered. but they shouldn't because we suffer more than them pansy bastard. I know right. Quick question. How much did you buy your house for
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