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He's sort of here. He's here in his physical presence is here, but I think that he's already at the I don,'t know, the dung ari Fest or whatever it is he's going to The Breakaway Music Fest. Yes, one of my dungeonous crab festivals. Yes, the Dungeonous Crab Fest . Well, they all walk in a strange way and they did we both make the same decision ? No , that's great. You guys both know that you have the same impression of a walking crab. We're in sync, Autumn. Yes So you're very excited because you know, the Molly will be flowing . How dare you? Is that still the festival drug Molly or ex or I don't know the difference between the two? There's all kinds of stuff. Difference between Molly and X. There's a big difference. Yeah. Molly's pure. Molly's pure. Not that big a difference It makes you want to hug everybody. This is a mixture of all kinds of different things. And then that's MDMA. Correct. Molly is Molly is the is a nickname for MDMA. No two different things. X is a mixture of things including Molly. Okay, is MDMA, is Molly a nickname for MDMA? Yes. Okay. I get a little confused. I don't know what the ultimate umbrell a is that has it's supposed to supposedly from what I've heard cleaner, Molly is cleaner than expect. But they both make you want to hug everybody. Yes, because Molly is inex. But ketamine is on their rise. Yes. Oh, is that the big thing since Elon Musk? Everybody goes, look, he's a he's the richest man in the world. Maybe I can become like a multi billionaire if I take ketamine. That would be the way. I mean on the other side you have Matthew Perry. So there's a cautionary tale . Yes. One guy , one guy is the richest person in the world, and the other guy lost his life very, very twenty years too soon. It's almost like you need to do a Ven diagram, right? You want to see where the middle. I know someone who loves Venn diagrams. That would be your vice president. Oh , yes . When you say Venn diagram, I appear . She keeps saying , you do appear like a right. You just conjure up. So interesting. When those different sections intertwine and they cross over each other, it shows you the connection between two things you would think have no connection with her. She 's like , it is funny. It is funny, Kamala. She keeps threatening to run for president, but I don't think the investor the , you know, the not the investors, the voters funders. The funders, the funders are not there. Donors. The donors are not there. Well, isn't that a shame? I need maybe I need up my game. Maybe a little bit there comes. It does. Why can't I get these funding people down loading whatever? So I give me anything They can't imagine you winning. I think that's the problem is Well, they need to have a better imagination It's funny. when we use our imagination ? I do. I do. You know, AI is really taking over our imagination seriously. That could be part of it. Yeah, what do you think about AI? What would your policies be about you know, I think AI is it is the now, it is the future and it's a little bit of the past . I think it's something you know, artificial intelligence is it is exactly what it is. It's artificial . But it's also intelligent. So what I think we should be doing is using it as a tool. However, I do understand why people use it for more than that as a therapist. I mean, I've talked to it and oh are you some advice? I'm running for president. Maybe get a little advice on running for president. So , you know , there's a woman down the street. She brings treats to the tennis games and I told her I was bringing the desserts , but she for some reason brought some desserts and I didn't understand the getting into the mind of a woman who would do something like that . Her category was chips . Yes. And how does this wrap into ? And so what I mean is that, you know, AI can help us, but it's also makes sense to me now. It took you while to get there, but that was I love Venn diagrams. I do . I agree with her . I really do. I love Venn diagrams. I wanted to do something about those three circles and the analysis about where there is the intersection, right? Right. I think people you agree with me, right? , yes, yes. We interseg. It's just wow . Like intelligence . Yeah , we've been there. Yes. artificial. Now you wouldn't think those two are together, but when they do intersect in that vent diagram, you get AI. That's right. That's right. That's the beauty of it. It's just love how they interact . You guys are going to see you',re gonna literally see the craters on the moon with your own eyes. Oh my goodness. With your own eyes, I'm telling you, it 's gonna be not your skin, not your fingers, not your toes. No, not your mouth , your eye . I can't imagine why she's having a little trouble getting the funding for her. She felt bad for those kids. Every child looks in the sky and says, Where's the moon Where is it? And they finally got to see it. Then when they found out those were child actors too. Yes, they were. That doesn't mean that they weren't excited about the moon. Sure. Child actors could get excited about the movie that she may not have the donors yet, Eric, but don't worry, listen, she's got plenty of time to figure things out. She sure does. Don't you calm? You got plenty of time . Listen, and time Oh no, it was n't my master . And you know, what we think of time is something based on where our planet is and how fast it's going to solar . It's a complicated thing. You certainly don't understand it because because some people think it's an illusion. It is an illusion. So what time is it , you know , if a baby is born in New York City on january . Okay. Just a riddle of someone and then another bay and that's the next year, right? Is this one of those word math problems? Like a train Dallas at a child was born on december thirty first . Yeah , but is born after, but is actually older than the first . Wow Yeah, time. What can you say? Huh? Am I right? I don't even read the times . I mean, listen, guys . I mean, listen . She made some headlines recently because of her No Bad Ideas brainstorm session where she kind of encouraged Democrats to think about doing away with the electoral college. Sure. Oh, I like that board. I like anything like the board. Yeah, yeah, hey, listen, here's listen , anything unconstitutional is not a bad there's no bad ideas and the more unconstitutional they are actually the better. I think this guy in there's like, I want to get rid of all the barners , you know what? There are some good ideas. Well, that's the whole thing. First of all , this comes out and this is some of the problem with Kamala want to be president is she does come out. I mean, I know she was attorney general of California and all that, but she just seems like a very corporate careerist , you know , kind of person . And she speaks in that kind of way. And I think that's like people get that sort of HR vibe off of her or something. And at work , you know, HR, they they're doing their job, but they're not the most popular, you know, and you don't think of it as like from corporate people, you don't feel like hey, I'm getting the straight poop from this person, you know? You just get that sense and she does kind of speak in those kind of roundabout sort of ones. Yeah, you agree? Yeah. I agree. It is a problem . But it's also got Gabby. I'm proud of. Oh, really? It's a problem and you're proud of. I mean, it can be yeah, it's a problem like you said, okay, that's that it's a you know a circular type of talking but also and also fakely positive fake sort of fake positivity I, think . But also the positive side of that is that it does, you know, sometimes work and puts people off their guard. It makes it feel very personal. Yeah. But I know my plan is that I would go to China and say Chin . We know you're doing your best . Okay . And we know that you're putting in the effort blah blah blah. And then you pivot and you say, Okay, but these are the problems. I'm going to need to see an improvement in six weeks. So we're going to have to revisit them. Actually, you're basically gonna give them like a kind of kind of an exit interview Personal professional improvement plan. No, I like that. I like this. That's a pip. There you go. Give him a little pip. And then you got a Gavin Newsom. He, you know, he's so handsome and you know, he looks like a TV president and he's from California. His voice though doesn't do it for a lot of people. Listen, you know what? I think he got lucky at that point four years of RFK Jr. on the national stage. Yeah. I think because I remember when RFK Jr announced that he was running for president and the first thing I thought is nobody's going to put up with that. And it just seemed to kind of like the people who liked him liked him. I mean, I'm not talking about whether you like him or you don't like him, or you think he's right on this or that. I'm just saying my shallow observance was as soon as I was like, well, this isn't going to go anywhere because no one's going to want to listen to you speak . And that ended up not being a problem at all. So yeah, Gavin Newsom's got like that TV president face and he is tall. Remember this, tall people tend to win the presidency . And so he's got that going for him. You know, he's got the, you know, his entire record as governor of the state of California. That's going against him, I guess. But he is tall and I'm tall and I got this job. Who are you under president? Who's no? Announcement? No, this is a this is a this is I'm just saying that look at right here, right? Who's the tallest person on this show? The host. That's right. That's right. So when you got tall, and why? The reason is because when you're tall, you can start buying pornography publicly when you're like sixteen, fifteen, sixteen years old, and you start running through ar adult scenios long before your peers. And maybe I'm just talking about myself here . That's quite possible . You were able to mature faster because you were taller. That's why I was like they let me in. It's being tall. How it works. That's exactly how it works. You know, that's why that Baron Trump is doing so well. It's like six, nine. It's got nothing to do with this last name. He did it all himself. Got himself in that fine school. No basketball for that kid. I can't believe it. Yeah . Is that really what doesn't seem like an athlete? Is that really what he was gonna do for like yeah I'm gonna double down I'm gonna try to get in the NBA like there's no need for that I think it's going to be all right. What he needs to do to make sure he has plenty of money for the rest of his life is never let his father think he's disloyal. So long as that doesn't happen, I think he's going to be doing just fine. I wonder if he's going to get into politics. Because you can be too tall . Was it Bill Bradley? He was a basket. He was on the knicks when they won a championship, and he was a senator. I think it was Bill Brad Senator Bradley, but I think it was Bill. And he ran for president a couple times. But I think that he was like, you could be too tall. I think he was like six, eight or something like that. And too tall. And you know, if you're, you know, if you're shaking hands and kissing babies and it looks like you're walking on stil ts through like, you know, some sort of small town parade. You're just gonna freak people out. And when you pick up the baby, you'll think a monster compared to the older world. Everybody the baby looks like Feyre in King Kong's hand . Let me kiss it . Bring babies. Shaking babies and kissing hands . Me Conflict. Look at this Bill Bradwood. He is very tall. You're right. Oh yeah, it was a he was a legitimate I think he's definitely in the hall of fame I should think he only he never got out of the primary but he was one of these guys that they cycle you'd hear about him running. And then I think he only ran once in the Democrat primary. Might have been the one that Dukakis got I'm not exactly sure. Sometime in the eighties , or maybe he was one of these people that I just forgot that he never ran because his name was there was this period of time on the Democrat side where it was like Bill Bradley, Bill Bradley, he's going to be. And he was a smart guy for a basketball player . He was a smart guy. Why did you did that a well it seemed like you were hedging it a little bit? Smart guy. No, he was a basketball player. He was known as an intellectual. He was a he was he was he was an intellectual politician. I can't remember what his , you know, what made him seem so smart. But you know, sometimes it's like Hollywood. Like in the eighties, Warren Baty was considered like a genius in Hollywood, eighties and nineties . And in reality, it's 'cause he was smarter than most. Like he's a guy who read like he was a political genius in Hollywood because he read Time, Newsweek and US News and World Report every week, you know? Like so he was way ahead of the people around him. And after a while, it was like, wow, this guy's a political genius because he knows what's up. Yeah, 'cause he wasn't a moron when it came to what was happening. He could actually explain the electoral college to, I don't know, Woody Harrelson or something . Yes, George Clark. Height was a factor during the Trump's China visit. He was commenting on Xi's height. He said he was tall Yeah. Zi at five eleven is taller than that. It's she, not she . She. She. That's that is his preferred pronoun. Yeah, he said he looks straight out of central casting. He's quite tall. Obviously he's not he didn't make any winny the poo jokes. No , I'll illegal over there if you make a winny depoo joke about Xi Jong Ping, you got to you go to hard labor . But he does happen to look like he does the poo. It's not his fault. It's not and you know what people love Winnie the Pooh. What's the problem? Daddy Poop doesn't have any pants on. That's the problem. Well, okay. No one's saying yes to remove his clothing . But I mean that's the whole thing about , you know, these types like yeah some dictators they just get so wrapped up and it's good dictators isn't the exact word for him, but it's a one party state and he controls that one party. So you know you can't get what he wants is going to happen but I think that they would they would go a lot further if they were just like, oh yeah that's funny. I look like Winnie the Pooh. Instead of turning it into like anybody who makes a joke online about me looking like Winnie the Pooh is going to hard labor. It's like let them make jok es about you. They might like you more. Yeah. That's, you know, it humanizes somebody. Yeah. Instead of them being untouchable, which makes them above the other person. I think that he wants people to feel like he's untouchable and he's above you because you won't Well, then he's doing a great job. That's right. I guess it's a good strategy. I guess you know what it depends on your end goals doesn't it right really is to what's right and what's wrong. It does hey Waymos in Atlanta have are so annoying that they've actually made it to TMZ . Yes. At TMC , there was folks in Atlanta. I like when stories talk with folks. Hey folks in the eighties , almost every standout comedian. Hey folks. Excluding me. Hey folks. I don't know. It's sounding like hey folks . Keep going I will keep going when I when I decide to keep going. I'm waiting. All right , somebody's forgetting the height differential here. , very short . Very short . When it comes to height , you're you know, you're bringing it up the rear. That's true. So come on. Okay , folks. Hey folks, folks in Atlanta, Georgia. Oh, look at this. TMZ, this is a little slam against the south, about the way this is written . Folks in Atlanta, Georgia ain't happy Ain't happy about the recent Waymo invasion in their neighborhoods. By the way, I am right up there with I don't like them on peach tree. I don't like them on pe ach tree . I don't like them . I'm not afraid to say that I don't like them. I think there was a moment where I had this fear that people would think that I'm a luddite and he's just holding on to no, I know the difference between what's good and convenient and what's going in the wrong direction. And I'm not afraid to say it. Why don't you ride with me? Don't like that. What do you listen? Just get in the back seat, what the way do you do 'm a driver. No, I watch . Come on, Eric, don't go square. Is that what's going on? Is that why the young people are liking these driverless? I have a four point nine five rating on both Lift and Uber. So I get Waymo's a lot . So wow. So I makes you get so four point nine wait is it your conversation skills? I am a great conversation . I'm going to see my favorite EDM artist. Okay, I got to talk to this guy. Sometimes we talk philosophy. The last guy I was with super nice had just gone through a divorce. I was telling me and we just have a long conversation about nihilism that's amazing Talk to the last guy I had last weekend. He was telling me, Hey, you just gone through a divorce and I don't wanna know that from the driver. It was fine. No. I'm like, sometimes I think about ripping the steering wheel off the bridge Is it even worth the time? Yes . Why? With her already did and it was such a nice dude. It was so nice . I don't want to hear about people's personal lives. I basically told him I say, keep your head up, buddy. , keep your head up and don't drive off a bridge until I'm out . You know, maybe with the next ride. Maybe with the next ride we do this. See, this is why Waymos would be perfect for you, Eric because you don't like that kind of conversation. The way you get in there, you get to customize everything that you want from the music you want to hear to the direction the waymo ends up going. It's it's Eric Von Hesser Paradise inside one of those. Well, let me just say that these neighborhood s are where is this things are being peach es eight or nine or ten of them are showing up in like somebody's culac iphere. Peach tree creek there. They're confused, just like the ones I've seen in the last couple of days confused. It's honestly near where I am on the west. I battle View Drive, so many of them are getting confused or at least or maybe I'm just getting more content about them being confused. Yeah they are because they're listen there's always little weird like this little intersection peach tree onto Beverly is it? It's just I can't even explain it. Except to say , Except to say it's a three way stop where five different things can happen . And you know, I like that. And so for human beings , it's like , okay, am I supposed to go or you could be doing you could be following the law the way that you learned it and got took a driver's test and got your license and be wrong at this intersection because you have to how can I put this? You have to try to figure out are they which way are they going to go after they make the turn? Yes. You have to make a guess . And then you can't follow the law because they might actually have the right way to turn in front of you. It's very so it's difficult for a human being . And these Waymos get in there and they end up in the wrong lane and when they get confused they go like one foot forward and they put on their blinkers and then they go like one foot back and they put on the other blinker and they go on kind of like you know those ways of handling like an emergency where it's like fight or flight and then there's the new one freeze Yeah they kind of freeze. Yeah they yeah they don't know what to do . I And saw it was coming out of the Scad driveway onto Pete's Tre, Peach Tree yesterday or the day before . This thing this thing didn't know what it was doing and it just was backing up. It was going forward and back down because a very it's strange kind of I would hate to have to come out of this parking garage because it's just nuts, everything around there. And there are like five cars behind it just sitting there going, come on , figure it out. And who I just don't think anybody needs these things . And they're a threat. I don't know how, don't don't ask me how. I tell you they are this is why I'm extending my hand out to Eric you. The next time I get a Waymo and we're going to a common event together . Okay, I'll do it as an experience but that's what I want you to experience. That doesn't mean I'm selling out. I know, I'm not saying you would. I'm just saying let me let you experience like one of those bands from Athens that God forbid signed a recording contract because we want to do this for a living They sold out . Oh yeah, oh, they want to make money for what they do. I'm not listening to them anymore. They sold out . When I found out I was going to be a parent, I immediately felt a lot of anxiety and worry , so I went on to better help to try to look for a therapist to help me with that. My relationship with my family and with my boyfriend and with myself were suffering. I really needed help. I was ruminating a lot. Really getting those thoughts out to a therapist and getting feedback was just life changing. Discover what betterHelp online therapy can do for you. Visit betterhelp dot com today . As soon as the mics go on yes . I'm not predicting that Jerry Yamamoto. I'm just saying it's a possibility that you always have to keep in mind. Absolutely. Never assume. Don't count your chickens before they're hatched. I learned right off. She knows. She counted some chickens before chickens before they're in your hands. She did it once. She aught them. I remember, 'cause I've known her for a long time. She counted a few chickens before they were hatched, and she ended up in the hospital for three weeks. That's a huge mistake. Don't do it. Don't do it. Yeah, be careful. Jerry Jamoto, this is a weird day where and I don't know even how many NFL fans are aware of this. It's gotten more it's not something that used to happen at all. And I don't know when it started, but now they had the big schedule release thing, which as much of an NFL fan as I am, I didn't need to watch a television show about it. It was fine for me to wake up this morning and know what the Falcon schedule is, know what the bill schedule is. But the thing that's been happening over, I don't know what the number of years are now . Each team creates a funny little video to let their fan base know , you know, what the schedule's going to be . And you know, there was some stuff in the past that were kind of like on the edge. I feel like the chargers are known as being the best at it. They did a good job making fun of the forty nine ers this year. They also went after Veribel and Rosini in very cryptic ways, like without going over the line . I got to say for the Falcons and I have criticism for the bills as well. These are the two teams that I follow personally. Did you watch the Falcons one? I've seen clips. I didn't watch the whole thing. Well, I think the whole thing is clips , it's just too long . I gave up . And so it's done in a sports center , remember the old do they even do those commercials anymore in sports? Not as often, but I saw like for example, Drake London or Star Wars going into the Ains Band. Yeah, I saw it was in the sports center esque scene. Yeah. Yeah. And so it's really just a series of those, but like way too many . I mean, first of all, with all of these teams , you've got people who are not comedians putting together comedy packages So I'm not saying they don't have a sense of humor, but there's something different about knowing how to edit comedy. It doesn't mean that you don't have a sense of humor. You could always there's always something a little bit funny about all of these things and you can kind of get it. And I'm then not saying there weren't some good comic ideas in there, but it just it just goes on forever and there's just too many of them. And I was thinking about why does that happen? And I think the reason that it happens is if you bother any of these players and get them to dress up and come in and film these things , well then you can't cut any you can't cut anything. That makes sense because then somebody's gonna get upset that you know, they went out of their way . And so it all ends up having to be there. There are moments that are kind of funny, but if you're watching it through clips , actually the one they did should be available in ten clips or something because it seems like they did, I don't know how many they did, but it seemed like I got up to like eight of these parodies of sports center commercials . And I just looked. There was like two minutes left and I was like, I can't take anymore. But you know, I would give a so for the Falcons, I would give it a C plus for effort, you know, like I'm not going to give it a C minus or anything like that because there were some clever ideas . It just wasn't, you know, bring in somebody we're in Atlanta where you have all kinds of like , you know, editors for even like animation humor, whatever. Like bring somebody in that has an eye for that and can get the rhythm, you're gonna have something that long. So I'm gonna give them a C plus . And then my beloved Buffalo Bills . You know , again, you're dealing with actually there's a lot about the two where you actually the beginning of the Falcons one happens in a boardroom and the bills are in a boardroom and the whole idea is it's a brainstorming thing for how they're going to do their schedule or lease video . And it's a little clunky , but then Josh Allen appears and is actually very funny in his role. And he's done a ton of commercials. I mean, he's everywhere. He doesn't do much. He just keeps he just keeps saying what he wants it to be. And then they ignore him and then they come back to him. And they do a pretty good job of making it almost kind of like a horror film. Like he just keeps on suggesting his idea , but then the payoff is just awful . Just, you know, it's like it's pretty, you know, clunky at first then Josh gets in there and it starts oh they're building something here and then the payoff is just a barber shop quartet singing the release to you. And it's just kind of, you know, and there's a reason for it and everything, but it's still like, this is one. Okay, so I had watched that one first , and then so when I got to the Falcons one I thought, okay, I've had disappointed you know , listen, wait a minute. Brevity is the soul of whip. Brief. You want to be brief. You want to get in there, you want to get in, you want to get out. You want to like a like a surgeon with a scalpel . Get in, get out, you're out of the room and pulling out of the parking lot before the patient recognizes their bleeding. That's what that's the kind of way to get this kind of thing done . So I give I'm going to give the bills B minus just because the Josh Allen part actually did have some actual humor to it. But I don't know, I don't know what people are saying, who's the best word, but probably the chargers again. They seem to have a front office that knows how to do this . But I've seen the Panthers because they had one where they released all of the different logos with Sabrina Carpenter dancing to each logo, like creating each like the Seahawk logo, right? The panther logo doesn't really she's doing it, but she is doing it. Well, I mean, she has to in real do life real,ize , they 'cause 're using her image. I assume. The chargers for second year in a row are using like Microsoft I think they're doing the Microsoft own Halo? Yes. Is it a halo or it's one of those games that they're doing theirs like . So anyway, I don't know how many people even follow these things, but I don't even know when they started doing them. It might have been that the chargers did it once and then everybody else decided they were going to follow every year. I have no idea . But if you're going to listen, think of it this way, Matt Ryan, who was featured in much of this Falcon's thing. And he did a fine job as far as his job goes . But as president of think of it this way . you Would send a football player to do stand up comedy? So if a football organization is going to do comedy, why not bring in an actual comedy mind , whether that's in the writing process or in the editing process. You're presenting the stuff. It's like you don't want comedy to be a drag , you know, believe me . That's why I got rid of Tim Andrews. He's not here anymore. Apparently just a joke. He just offered the day. The Seahawks started it back in twenty sixteen . Okay, well there you go. And now the question this time was how many teams are going to hit the Russini Vabel scandal? Yeah . And I know of one that did. I think in the NBA, somebody did. Who did? Celtics left in the NBA? Who's playing the Celtics? No, Celtics are out. They were playing the seventy six years. The Knicks won that series. Okay, I think the Knicks after they won the series, they released something because it's Boston. That 's kind of hit on the scandal . That makes sense? What's gonna happen? I think it's going to make it. I think Rabel's going to make it. Yeah, it seems like the story has closed. Question is this though, does she do a sixty minutes interview? How upset is she? Like does she show up the Sunday before the when's the first game would be a is the first g on a Wednesday this year or something? I don't know, but she shows up on sixty minutes say the Sunday before the first game of the year and just starts like revealing all kinds of stuff. Like yeah that could be wild because the ground because aren't they in the first game of the year? Isn't it New England and Seattle first game of the year is that it is on a Wednesday. So if she shows up on a Sunday and just nukes his career , but I have come to the conclusion in this Mike Vabel Diana Russini football journalism scandal . I think that I think that they were in love . I think that I do. I think you don't have an affair for six years . That's not like a that's like so maybe they've got something worked out. I believe that this is what's going to happen . If she If she is going to do something to burn the town down because she's already lost her job , if she's smart she signals that that's coming . And Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots gives her a call and says , You know what? You need twenty million dollars to shut your mouth I think that this is a possibility . I'll shut up. So if she's smart smart . I would shut up, wouldn't you? Hey, it was a personal deal. There's no reason that anybody needs to know our personal specifics of our lives. But I think if she's really smart, whether she would really go through it or not, she should start signaling there's going to be a sixty minutes interview . I'm gonna let I'm going to tell all and then Noel Robert Kraft , who's got, you know, I don't know, he's a billionaire, right? More than a multi billionaire. Well, he's a billionaire because he owns the franchise, which you could sell at any moment for eight nine billion dollars. Is she charismatic at all? Because this might be a good time to launch the p odcast. Yeah, she could she can go in that direction . And she does have , you know, she's a fiery, you know, type, you know, she's always been good on podcasts. Have you seen that podcast? She was on , I don't know how long ago it was, but it was a bunch of people. Mike Vel was on the zoom and she was on the zoom and there's like seven other people. And it's somehow comes up like what a guy should do and he likes a girl or whatever. And she's like, he should just kiss her , whatever. And then Brabel and this is like hiding it in pupil this is it already been going on and he's like, Oh, you're giving me some inspiration now. You can find that. You can find that. They were like playing around with people take her on a boat and she's preg nant. Yeah. I guess people I guess people think that they got it on that boat, huh? I had to. I thought it might be like , hey, let's take a boat ride because I've got something to tell you . I'm naming the child Mike for a reason . All of a sudden he's good. He ended the season . But we're not a sports show though. I know we're not a sports show but it is Friday . On Friday , you know, my bosses told me they said Friday's the one day that you know what? You can talk about what you want to talk about, Eric. You know how it works before? Everything else is the bosses decide what I'm going to say. You type it up on an old fashioned type write. I do. Very old er. You'll give it to me and I come in and I read the words that all the bosses wrote for me. But I've been told that on Fridays . Was I led wrong? I thought on Fridays they said that if I was good loyal , that they would let me say the things that I want to say on Fridays, is that? You're right. It is a free range Friday. You're right. Free range Friday . Don't get too excited. It's going right back the way it normally is on Monday. I know, but I just want to take advantage of it. So this is why I want to talk about the stuff that I want to talk about in the top of my mind is a small change in very arcane physics theory that maybe this is why they don't allow me to talk about This changes everything . This changes everything . All right, this is what we do. We try to do sometimes to cheer people up because the news is so often stressful and it's non cheerful. You know what, you know what the news usually does ? It cheers you down . It cheers I've never heard that one . I've been there. I just made it up Cheers you up. Yeah, you can be cheered up. You can be cheered down. Cheers you down. Got it. So we have this thing that this segment sometimes that we call what is it called? Haypp Good Stories? Yes, I think it is called that. Happy good stories. We've tested this. It does really well with the author. Rolls right off the tongue, that's for sure. Happy good . Happy good stories featuring Eric Von Hessler . So the first one comes from, this is where Jerry gets all the stories from something called the good news network. I mean, how could you find bad news? Boring Although this one's strange, I didn't expect this one. A cat helped an old lady across a road. And then gave her flowers. See, that's good news . That's happy good news. The cat died. Oh no way . I was gonna leave that part out . Try to run over here. Oh gosh. See, I'm trying to cheer up and what are you doing? You're cheering down. That's what you're doing. You're cheering down. That changes by and then I watched it just parish in front of it. And then I can't bend over, so I just left it byi . This is so this story, we don't deserve good news guys. Actually, I'm gonna cheer down on this one, I think. It's cheer up, but it's I think I'm going to be a bad guy here. Oh boy. So the happy good news story is senior scholar fulfills lifelong dream to graduate medical school . A doctor at seventy three years young. Okay. A doctor of what? It's kind of a GP, I think. They don't call them GPs anymore. What they call 'em now a primary physician it used to be general physician, I think . But it's primary something care keeper now. PCP. That's right. Primary care physician. I get my PCP from my PCP . That's right. So it was her dream her whole life, okay? And then she got she was she put on her hold. She's been a nurse and all that. She's been in the medical industry and she put she put her career on hold the first time around raised her first kid. Then there was a divorce . You know, and then she got remarried and they had kids . And then so and her husband, I don't know, he almost died a couple of years ago. He had a brain hemorrhage. And so they said, Hey, now's the time. And so she went to school and now she's graduated medical I looked at which college it was. Whatever. She's got a degree. And she's seventy three . And by the way, when you graduate, you're not ready to go out on your own when you're a doctor , you have to do residency . And so now she has to do three years residency. So she'll be seventy six or seventy seven before she can open her own office anywhere. I'm proud of Dawn. Dawn. Good job. I'm good job, Dawn. I want to cheer her up. I want to cheer her up . But what is yeah, this is what is she'll be a doctor just in time to fully understand the diagnosis that will take her head It's like what is like, oh great. So you're seventy six, you're still a good health. You know, you should have, I don't know, a good three to five year practice before you retire. Like, what is the point ? Other than she wanted to do it and she did it, which I'm not saying that's I'm not cheering that part of it down . Heck, I'm cheering that part of it up . But I just have to say what's on my mind here and that is I think this is kind of a waste of time Who's going to get a doctor who's starting in practice at seventy seven years of age? Even if she's the best PCP out there , it's not like it's like, well, I'm going to have to get a new doctor in like five years Shut your mouth, Greg, Russ. Hour two of the Bond Hessler Doctrine begins right now You shut up. No, you shut up . I was just saying WSB with Caiaccia. I know . And but I think that you ask that you ask Mill Cayaccio for that I think you're jealous because usually I support and harmonize with your right now and this time I was doing that with Kayaccio saying W SB. Okay, well you better remember which side your bread is buttered on, Pal ace. Right now , there's no buttering of the bread. It's the ninety days of not being buttered. Oh, you're not being buttered? I didn't know that I don't know. Are you in the non buttered bread phase? Yeah, right now there's a non buttered the bread's not being buttered. No, my goodness gracious. I'm sorry, but we're speaking in code, but we have to. You'll understand. Just because you're listening to a radio show and you don't understand what we're talking about, I'm sure you'll give us that room to have that personal conversation that has nothing to do with you as an audience. Is it Irish butter or French butter? There's no butter there's no butter apparently right now. So no bread. There's no bread . No government cheese. That means Greg's doing this gratus . But that's all great guys sometimes. Hey, I've helped around. I've helped Greg a time or two in his life, right? Haven't I? I don't know. Maybe I haven't. I have no idea if I've ever helped Greg Russian in any way . Shape or Yes, financially, no, but I haven't ever asked. That's right. It would help me if I if I were , don't assume that. Don't assume that. Don't assume that. Let him assume. I might say no. Yeah, because let him assume. Why is that a bad thing to say? Because when you assume you make an ass out of Yeah . Oh, if I should, I should let him assume just 'cause I get the final laugh knowing that he's making an ass out of him, not you and Right. Okay , all right. And then also I think that you would help the listening audience would say, man, that Eric's a nice guy. Yeah. So why wouldn't you want me to assume? Well, there if I did help that would be the reason why and then calling him a chump is p goingush to me away. I'm sorry. I don't know if you know how to ask for things, but usually the word chump is not involved. Yeah. Well, you pushed me to call me a chump one too many times, pal. You better help you never need my help. That's all I have to say You'll have you'll write the check and then you'll hold it in front of my face. Hey, rip it up. Could it happen you called me a chump? Yeah . Hey, isn't it? Hey, you know what Chump, you know what chumps do? They tear up checks right in front of your face. That's what a chumped Come back in eight hours. You can watch it leave my body . If you want it, go get it. Go get it . All right , where do I start here? A couple different stories. I think that you have that audio. We might want to put this in Adobe. How long does it take to put something into Adobe? Let's see. Is it taking a crew and like do we have to put in a ticket and you want to you want to count down now? How long is it going to take to put this piece of audio, the longer piece in Adobe? Of Trump seconds and his polling. I like when Trump decides to, you know, do his own polling with the crowd. And he must like those old shows like where you'd have like two singers and then when it's over, yeah, you do the applausa metuseer or you put your hand over one singer and see how high the applause goes. Executive order next election will be decided by applausa meter. Exactly. Why not? Why not? It's hey, it's a better system than the one that we have right now that damned electoral college for real. Does somebody have a drone delivery ? You should have drone electric . Yeah, a big drone. It's a helicopter. Why do you have some of the helicopters fly over your place . Because the helicopter for lower Manhattan is where I'm in Brooklyn, it's kind of right across the East River. And this is for the people who take the helicopter. Oh, the coup. These are the these are the are these the succession people the elite could be a success you could be an elite if you wanted to play the company to fly you to JFK so you don't have to sit in traffic. Here you know what? I want to go I have to I have to go to a wedding in Los Angeles at the end of July . The first class tickets are seventeen hundred dollars there in back. That's pretty cheap. That's good. Is that cheap? Me and my wife. I said, we're talking about over three thousand dollars to Yeah, but for first class, what airline? It's probably Delta. I don't know. My wife was looking at them. I didn't know what to do. I was like, maybe the Iran war will end, so maybe it's a better idea to wait Talk to Clark. Clark Howard would know. Yes, but he doesn't like me at all. He never takes my calls. Well, you gotta tell each other. He told me, You're the only person on Earth I've ever met that I don't like. So back off he , says. I mean, this is this is his turf still . He will tell you never to fly first class just because it's right dolls. So that's right. I think I don't like first prices for a what is that flight flight? Five hours hours something like that five hours I'd do it for that price. Look I don't gamble . I don't so I'm not out partying all the time. What do I work my fingers to the bow its' floor and I hate flying. I hate flying. I have like comfort. Comfort's probably seven hundred dollars cheaper. Do the first class you had, like you just said, what are you spending the money on? Have a nice flight? Yeah, but then I'm come going back to and Autumn's gonna make fun of me for taking the first class. Oh yeah, you have to take first class . That's what happened. It's going to ruin it. You'll then when you have to fly coach again, you're like, Oh no, and so the next time you have to fly in the first class is six thousand dollars, you'll think can I really go back to coach That's the hard part. I was told about international travel, you know, and I took the worst, the most uncomfortable seat to Spain and back. That is wild that you did that . Yes. Didn't you take like my wife ? Fred Ayer? No, no, no, no, we took no, we took Delta and you know, but my wife was convinced that even though this wasn't the first class cabin that it was in that we could lay the seats down. Oh no , soon as we got I know she just sometimes gets these notes she just gets these notions. I don't know. I wasn't thinking about it. I was just dreading doing it. It was her job to book the tickets . And so and so that whole experience and I was told after that by people that travel overseas quite a bit. They said once you take a left turn, you'll never take a right turn again as you're getting on the plane. And so although this would not be that, this would just be normal first class , I do feel like, hey, you know what , I hate flying . So when I do fly, what's wrong with just being in first class ? And also, what I've heard about first class is if the plane goes down, you're guaranteed to live. Is that the opposite? Is that not true? The back is more likely to live than the front. What? The riff raff? I thought it was the best one. The back was the safest, maybe I'm wrong. No, you're absolutely right on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, from that standpoint, my joke was gonna be at least, you know, they designed the plane to crash in the back first so that way it saves you in first glance. But no, that's not logical. You know, think of the yeah, think of it this way, you know, you're going d toie first, so it'll be quick.. That's what I was going to say Think of it like a nuclear bomb going off. Yeah, it has to be over quick. If it's gonna happen , it's happening . All right, well , that's usually what I was thinking about the whole time I'm on a plane. So there's nothing wrong with starting to think about that. It's a boat and that the air is water. Oh, I have all these things. When there's turbulence, which I hate, I close my eyes and I pretend I'm in an old pickup truck on a country road. That kind of helps me sometimes. I'm going to see Maud . Exactly. And nothing's gonna keep me from getting there before Thanksgiving . These roads, they should have fixed them years ago . But my things, Eric. Could I just say this? My fear when I'm in the plane is not going down so much, which of course is part of it. I just my fear is that the whole thing just disintegrates like just like the wing I know, I know, I know it's ridiculous, but otherwise I wouldn't get on the damn thing but it's my when you're on it it's like you know I just like what if the wings fell off? Don't you love when you sit down? The best pilot in the world can do anything then. Matter, you're instead of tube. I bet you love when you're in the window seat and you look over and you see some tape on the wing. Don't you love when you see that? Oh yeah, goes , it's like oh man, it's great. Yeah, they can't hold everything together . So you know what, Greg, I think you're right. I'm gonna go for it. But then again sometimes transcontinental flights do have the live flat seats, even if it's not a red eye. So you could possibly get that . And I was going to say the anxiety about crashing, this helps offset it. One time I was on a plane and I was worried and I pulled the videos of planes crashing and watched that while I was flying. That is the last . Yeah . I don't know why it just made it seem a bit more even though I'm watching real plane crashes, made it seem a bit you know, there's an obvious mind. It's like it can't happen now, right? Because I'm if you're watching it. Yeah, it's almost it's like tempting the odds. Yes. Like what are the odds that I'm watching videos about airplanes crashing? And while my airplane crashes? Yeah, almost almost like the odds are, you know, a billion to one. But I guess we don't know because we've never asked people that have died in a crash Yeah, was anybody looking? Hey, was anybody when you guys were on the way down? Was anybody looking before you died? Were you watching ? Should we ask? If it happens if it happens to me, you guys, I think that all my computers, I don't even mean for this, I didn't mean for this step. I think they're all connected. So my search history on my phone I think goes to the computer. I say this because one day I got a FaceTime call and three different devices started running . So I said you had no idea that they were even tethered in any way . So I think you could probably also go and check my search history on a computer compartment. I don't know. I want to check your search history. Hello to Comito Chinway Maponia cook. Chinway says there's a stalk . Somewhat distracted. And flying a lot sounds like it in the next couple of months. Somewhat distracted right now because well, you know, I've got my mind on my money and my money on my mind. Hell yeah . And so a vinyl record that I ordered that has been delivered to my home and I told my wife and I'm not even saying it's like it's kind of hard 'cause it's not her record, right? If it was something that she was waiting for and she knew it was coming, yeah, it would be on her mind. But she's probably in the backyard doing some kind of stuff or whatever. And I told her it's it's a very expensive record. It costs fifty four dollars and the sun is shining . And so I get this idea that I'm going to get home at seven o'clock and there's going to be this record that's been in the sun for five hours. Yeah, it'll be all warped . And she said, No, no, I'll look out for it, but I know that she's gonna get distracted. And then I Amazon told me it's there and so I'm letting her know and I haven't heard back. So, you know, if I seem a little rattled , it's because I've got my mind on my money and my money on my mind. If it makes you feel any better , today is not nearly as hot or as humid as it's gonna be tomorrow and Sunday rest. Dad's not gonna be there. Don't worry, your record's fine. Oh , who are you? I'm Grindsten Edward . Okay, very good. Well, I hope so, but you know, direct sunlight . Yeah, it does not ideal. Not ideal. Not ideal. Are you gonna play this record? Is it a record for playing or is it just for displaying? I play all the records that I have. Why would I have just records for display? That seems if they're like maybe very precious, maybe you don't spend a whole lot of time actually listening to that specific record and you put on one that you don't care about as much. If I was going to do something like that, I would go one step further and do the most ridiculous thing ever, which I can't remember what they exactly call it, but it's they're doing now with Vinyl Records what they've been doing for like collectible baseball cards for a while where they seal them and and you can never open it . You know what I'm talking about? They do that. But what's that? Like getting a graded? Yes. So the record is the vinyl record is graded as top grade or whatever , and then it gets sealed and it can never be open . Well it can, be , but it loses its grade once you open it. But I mean, it's hard. Like the sealed thing is hard to there's no natural way to open it. You'd have to get like a bulping hammer and go at it. I don't know why a ballping. I just think it's the funniest sound hamingmer. Sure . You can the one that you can break things with a little more easily. Yes. And what is the actual reason for that ballish kind of thing? What does that do that the flat head won't get done . Give us a call. What do you think? What do you think? Four Hammerform s eight seventeen two set of metal getting denized Oh from the other side . You tap Oh I think it's like metal working . Okay, that makes sense that makes sense to me. Well, it doesn't really matter. Anybody who buys those other things, though, what is so for generations is the value supposed to go up and nobody ever listens to the record. That seems ridiculous to me. You know, a baseball card, you can still see it through the glass. Right . So you can still enjoy it. You was still there. But I mean, just you're just never gonna play this record and hey, trust me. There's a there's an A grade, but maybe they don't even put anything in there. You would never know. I 'd be no record in there . I have a piece of fried chicken from KFC that I got before they were sold to private equity . I had it graded and it's in a little container and I'll never open it. You don't eat it. You should never go starving to death . I won't do it. ten thousand dollars. No. Now I want to have should have a little thing about it. It says break here in case of starvation. Yeah , original seven herbs and spices. I'm just gonna it's just gonna keep gaining in value for my kids and my grandkids . That piece of chicken. It's a very valuable piece of chicken. I was doing a little spring cleaning and I found a signed Bobby Car Bobby Cox baseball card and I'm like, man, I can't believe I still had this. Now , would that be worth mourning first of all, Bobby Cox signed a lot of baseball competitions in his life. I haven't priced it yet, but I agree it's an old one. Is it in good condition? He'll buy it from you. Ask who? Tim T,im. Tim or Mark Aram. Right there. You'll know because they're both baseball card collectors . All right, speaking of collecting things, how about some free tickets? Win two tickets to see Jerney's final Fontrier tour , Monday, october nineteenth at State Farm Arena. Be caller number ten four hundred four eight seven two zero seven fifty. Tickets are on sale right now at ticketmaster . com Chinway Maponia Cooks says there' a travel . What was that? It was a very, very late F bomb . But I'm a pro. It's before we actually opened up the mic. I'm having to listen to you and Shelley all 'cause both of us think EDM is not music. They're such haters. I bet you'd have a great time hater thing. You guys are great critics. Thanks. Critics. You used to be called critics , haters don't hate anybody. I don't really have a great I don't hate an EDM artist. You guys would have fun with my group of friends at Breakaway tonight. You have a lot of fun. All your socialist friends are not my socialist friends. This is my festival friends. Listen, I have to congratulate Kevin Smith, but you back off for a moment. Congratulations to Kevin Smith, not the guy who directed Malrats of coming, won two tickets to see Journey. Like we're getting way too different than we got a lot of stuff we're going to do. Journeys final frontier tour, Monday, october nineteenth at State Farm Arena. Tickets are on sale right now at ticketmaster dot com . So we haven't I had the conversation sometimes I get confused if I had the conversation off air or on air, but I think it was just off air with you when I was talking about apparently none of the rolling ston es were involved in the making of that video. That was off here, yes. Which makes sense, I guess. So this the AI thing. A couple things make sense to me about this now. But so at first I thought, oh, they're probably just doing de aging, but they were smarter than that because of course when they're dancing around, they would have looked like Robert De Niro and the Irishman . So it was all actors doing, you know, all that and then they aID, I guess , fake Yeah, it's a deep fake all the way around. But I was wondering, you know, why do they do? Obviously, you know, like on the national news, people were talking about it because while most artists are pushing back against AI, then the st ones come in and just fully embrace it. Why? And I was thinking about it this is the way to be the bad boys now. Like they were always the bad boys of rock and roll. And usually that had to do with like, you know, kind of being a little too extreme sexually and all of that in the seventies. And you know, I don't even want to go into the black and blue billboard from nineteen seventy six. You can look it up . It was kind of strange , but they were always like the bad boys, right? So in what would make them more bad boys amongst their own kind now than if they just fully lean into and embrace AI artist . So and we got people talking about it. And it's kind of a cool video. Even our own even our own friend Deborah Rodriguez did a package. Oh my goodness, Deborah. Deborah. I've done a package . This is how you know it's serious business right here guys . eighty two year olds Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and seventy eight year old Ronnie Wood all looked like they did back in the nineteen seventies in the new music video for their brand new song In The Stars . What gives? Artificial intelligence. They used it to time travel back to the band's Hey Day for their new single from their upcoming album Foreign Tongues . The video credits actors who serve as body doubles for the group . Deborah Rodriguez CBS News. Well, I guess we just found out that's all it was. I don't know that we got one shred more of information. Thanks, Deborah. No, it wasn't her fault. It just so happens that our conversation leading up to it kind of covered everything that was covered there. But we appreciate you, Deborah Rodriguez. Welcome. Doing great, great work. How much longer is that outfit going to be around? I believe it ends in less about a week. We're getting to the end of CBS radio. I wanna say it's may twenty second. I don't have the exact date, but I think it's a week. You're correct. May twenty second. Are we gonna have a big party? Is there a big going away party for CBS radio? I hope so . I haven't been invited. Does this mean no more packages for us? We'll get packages from ABC No. What do they like? I don't know. They're not the same. I'll tell you that. Yeah I mean I'd prefer Westwood one. Oh , yes right. Do you know anything about this or are you just saying that just to cause trouble ? I don't Is there something specific that I well, I don't know. I mean, I mean have you been exposed to ABC ? No, radio packages? I was just what if what if we don't what if we don't like them? Deborah Rodriguez. You need to go get a job over at ABC so we know problem. I can go anywhere anytime . But that news technically comes from Disney then, right? Because Disney owns Adrian , which means it's always gonna have a good positive spin to it. And I like that these days. I want a good positive spin es are teachable moments. Every news package is a way to tell the listener they're an idiot and ignorant and we can help them be better. Well, yeah, that is a is that a teachable moment? Letting hey, you know what I learned in that moment? I'm ignorant . Well, it's a teachable moment. I found out how stupid I am. Don't you want to be smarter? Of course, so you're going to put in the work. We don't use that phrase as much as we used to , teachable moments. That was one of the first touchy feely kind of like phrases that came up. It's a teachable moment. You know, hey, look, I know because it usually was like a way to say, well, I know this was horrible, but at least it was a teachable moment . Well , it's a way to also say, yeah, you don't know you're ignorant, but it's not your fault. It's society's fault. So I'm not going to blame you personally. Yeah. You get this opportunity to make you better. yeah, you're part of the riff raff, and I'm going to take this opportunity to educate you on something. But a lot of times a teachable moment would be like something horrible, but you can learn from it, you know? Like, what did you learn from that teachable moment? Me personally, I learned that I have six months left to live. Is that a that's not something I knew before I sat down with the doctor? Listen, doctor can' You you cant't say it down teachable moments. Moment is to take care of your health . Well, it's too late now. The teachable, the thing I learned was it's too late now to turn this ship around . We are going to make land within six months . So I don't it's always good to learn, I guess. I don't know why. The teachable moment concept always to me felt kind of gooey . You know, well, not to tango thing That way it wasn't good. It was weaponized like everything else. Everything's been weaponized. You know, even weapons have been weaponized. Can you imagine? Not to be put a flower in a gun. That's right. Flower in the barrel of the gun, then there's got to be a flower ing off . Now here's the thing because people there have been problems with this. When you put a flower in the barrel of a gun , it's still very important to make sure that there are no bullets in the gun . Because then all that happens is the flower hits you in the face before the bullet dead. But first, I'm being hit with peace. That's right . Paul. Then you crossed me. I sneeze, yeah . Sometimes people forget that, you know, just putting the flower in it doesn't make the bullets go away. You have to take the magazine out. It's a teachable moment. Wasn't there a plane? It is a teachable moment. Wasn't there a plane a delta plane or something got turned around last week or something 'cause they found a full magazine How did you remember that story? I don't know if it was Delta or not there. Let's see. But I never heard the end of that whole thing. Like because if so is it just the idea that somebody just forgot and they took care of the gun the right way before they got on a plane, but they just had it happened to have a magazine. It was a frontier airlines flight. Oh my goodness, frontier cannot catch a break. A passenger found a loaded gun magazine under their seat . Under their seat? Yes Wait, a loaded gun magazine? Yes, no , it' msag a magazineazine. The magazine's called loaded gun. No. Loaded gun magazine. This is Skymall. I was trying to explain, but everybody started freaking out . It's just a magazine. Loaded gun. It's just a magazine. Good on the ground . But that does kind of sound like somebody has some sort of weird plan. Like plant and I never got the follow through as to slowly get pieces of a gun on a plane. Something like that. That's right. Johnny Cash was going to hijack the plane one piece at a time . What was the resolution? I guess it was nothing and somebody just made a mistake or something. Turned the plane around, everybody got deboarded and then redone to get back in. It was ultimately delayed until the next morning. Yeah, I get that, but I mean, was anybody arrested? Did they figure out whose it was or, you know? Preliminary investigations suggest the magazine belonged to a law enforcement officer on a previous flight.. All right Oh, so he's like carrying it. Boy, ever since that cash patel took over . He's too busy snorkeling in Pearl Harbor. Hey, listen, somebody has to do it . You know, the other FBI , the heads of the FBI, they were they didn't have what they were cowards and they were they wouldn't snorkel around the World War two monument in Pearl Harbor. Now we finally got a man who 's willing to do it. He's revolutionary. Hey, listen, you got to give this to Cash Patel. No matter what you think about how the kind of job he's doing, he appears to be having a ball . He just he's almost like joy riding with it. He appears to really be enjoying himself. Chin Way Maponia Cook says there are bright lights . Apparently and I have not looked into it enough because I don't have the interest , but it must be a relatively slow news day. I guess the president just got back from China and there's not going on . Because everything that keeps coming up is tacos in Texas and this Talerico. Is he the guy did the is this the guy that Trump said was a vegan , but then it turns out he's not a vegan . And is that a separate story from this taco story about Barack Obama and James Tal ico ordering tacos? There's a strange I have to apologize to the audience because apparently this is the biggest story in America and I have no idea exactly what's at the bottom of it. I'm sure George Clark will figure it out. Looking, I'm finding out information here. Yeah. Yeah, it's very important . It's the biggest story of the day. Yes. Trump, why did Trump say Texas doesn't like vegans when he was talking about Talorea which is probably, you know, it's kind of trill. I mean, I'm sure there's plenty I'm sure there's plenty of vegans in Texas, but overall, I would imagine the general population of Texas is this is following march twentieth Favorite twenty six incidentth where Talerico was mocked by Republicans for ordering a plain potato egg and cheese breakfast taco at two PM in Austin, which also isn't vegan if it had egg on it. Right. It's not vegan. And I think he's not aarfon. I don't I don't believe that he's a vegan. I think that he's I don't even know that he's a vegetarian . But Trump was like he and then but where does the taco ? So why? But then Obama they went to that taco place yesterday or something . I'm confused as to why this happened to he's story in America. Now he's posting, Talerico's posting photos of himself eating meat. This is the dumbest thing. Why ? Who cares if he's a vegan? Who cares? Right. What does it matter? Well, you want to point out if you think that you've caught the president in a in a lie . Right ? Or the case? Sure on his side of it, I guess. But what? Is it the president that's lying or the candidate that's lying? It's the president that saw the potato egg cheese story and then just assumed he was a vegan even though if you have cheese, that means you're not a vegan. Cheese and eggs . So I think it's all and then now he's saying, Hey, I eat meat. I think he's like suggested that maybe we eat too much meat and probably we should eat a little less, which is probably Trump. So Trump caught an eye. Oh my god . I don't even know. My whole my mind is blown . Yeah . I believed everything he said up to this point. I don't even think this is a lie. I think it's just more like he saw one thing and when I'm a vegan and he doesn't know what a vegan is. It's not like a lie is I know he's not a vegan, but I'm going to say he's a vegan. I think it was more like a stereotype generalization . He saw them and he just took it the other. It's like he was talking about the NFL and some thing and he'll get something in his head and one of the things that's going around is people or critics of the NFL are saying now because of all the streamers if you want to watch every game it costs a thousand dollars a year. And then in this interview he kept repeating that it's a thousand dollars a game . So I think it's more like that. He wasn't lying that's a thousand dollars a game. It's just that you heard the other thing and then just, you know, his people need to get to him for that thing. That's bad. Natalie Harpy . Is it hard for harp? Natalie, this woman who writes devotional letters to the president . She turns out she's the one who's doing most of the social truthing. He has to okay them , but the one about the Obamas that was so controversial, apparently , she's the one that runs around with a printer and a golf cart and prints out positive stories and shows her present ground wow. It's an interesting story. She beat cancer and it was some of it was because of a program that he did in his first term that allowed you to deal with experimental drugs before they were before the FDA got involved if you, had cancer and she beat cancer and now she's totally devoted to this man and apparently writes some devotionals about how he's the most important thing and the only important thing in her life. It is Natalie Harp. And I bring that up because you know, maybe I could get a little bit of that. You know, I do have people , you know, when's the last time Autumn wrote a devotional ? I'm not just asking. I'm just asking the question. Chinway Maponia Cook has better news. Well, that's nice to hear . Hour three of the Bonheler doctrine begins right now with this hours Thank you very much. This hours' keyword in WSB's a grand for gas giveaway. This hour's keyword is and I won't say what I thought it was because then you have another word, but it looked like a musician's last name, but it's not. It's end END . Go to the WSBradio app or wsbradio dot com slash gas for your chance to win one thousand dollars. Again, that keyword is END END the end in a sentence the end of everything . The end of all time . Don't get hit in the rear end . Yeah . And if you do, act like it was an accident . Greg Russ is only winning for this half hour because he has to go root for those last place met . Hey, he's a real fan. You got to give it to him . By the way, my braves. Yeah, Yankees. Yankees tonight. Yankees Mets Yankees Yankees pitching the best pitch in the league. I'm even gonna try to stay his name on there because I'll slip up and yeah mispronounce it. You know what I'm talking about? I don't not me. Look at them. Slowly his last name is Schlitler . Oh really? Oh , this is last night. And that's a Yankee pitcher. Yeah, he's considered one of the best pitchers. At least so far the season, I think he's not a last name like that as a kid is all right, I've taken a lot of jokes here, but I'm gonna get the last laugh. I'm going to be one of the most people in America. Even the answers slip up quite often. Yeah. Everyone has to be careful . Well, it's difficult . It's difficult. I won't even say the name of that that comedy from a few years ago that was so popular . Oh , I don't get why it's okay to say it in that context when exactly the same word. That creek? Yeah, yeah. Shlitz Creek . S Creek . Yeah. Well, they keep sending people from the S Creek countries. That's what I want to know . So and I don't know, I know I've talked about this. I don't know if you were here , but I do commend you, Greg, that you moved to New York City. Now you've been there forever, but I mean you moved there in like two thousand eight or something and at some point when you decided to adopt a baseball team, I think most people would go with a team that has twenty six banners or twenty seven. However twenty six series the Yankees have won, you didn't do that. You chose I'm going to get behind the other team I brought it up before. I think if you remove the braves from the equation, me being a Braves fan since I was a kid, I would have chosen the Mets just, as the lesser team, the underdog team. You would rather go in or with . But you know, the Braves made it difficult. And the truth is and I know I go to these mets games, I'm watching the games. I'm able to root for them. It's weird. I have tickets for when the Braves come to town. I don't know how that's going to make me feel when it happens. I do still follow the Braves like I watched the Braves last night. I can't find them. You can find them in New York City. Where exactly do you watch the Braves? Well, I have vision app. Yeah, why have MLB TV so since I'm out of market, I can watch games. No, you were into it that much to get a smooth. I got that for free with the season ticket package. , but yes, as Jared said, Braves vision, you could also go to MLB TV and just pay to see the Braves. I think it's one hundred dollars for the season. But just saying that like Braves Vision, like as if you're saying HBO or something to me. Like I would know where to find Brave's Vision. Is that just an app? Yeah, it's just an app. You can put it on your TV Where is it like on regular TV? So it depends on what provider you have. So it's like a Brave's Vision. YouTube TV. I have to look for I might have it. I didn't have the old one, like Fan Duel or whatever they were on. I don't know what they were on. They were on some kind of like fan, some kind of sport it was fan dual sports network. And it's probably if you didn't have it on YouTube TV, you probably don't have Braz e eith visioner. But like Xfinity has it, for example, and I think Charter has the Brazil channel too. If you download the MLB TV app on your TV and you open it up, you can just choose to watch the Braves. I know but I don't want to pay a hundred . I'm not into that season. I mean, I know, but I mean , I guess for you, yes. I would like some alacarte. Why can't I go game by game? You know what? Hey, the old lady's out of town You just have to stream. You have to go to Stream East or EIP box or something. Oh , and get malware all over everything and find a little hidden X to click off the eyes. It's so annoying. It's so annoying Well, you were doing something illegal, so you know, it might you know, it's a little annoying. You should be free bro. Amen. That's it. Right. It's a human right . It's my human right to be able to just decide occasionally to watch a braves game and not have to pay for a subscription for all the games. What's wrong with Alacarte ? I think every league should have an alacarte kind of thing. Well, what do you think of a game so you want to watch one game? What should that cost you? You know, it can maybe even cost a little more than that because it could be more than me, right? It could be four of us sitting there watching it, right? So I don't mind if you watch ten for ten dollars, you're already at the hundred , and you may as well just get the full season. That's all I'm saying. Ten's a lot . Seven. Seven to fifty ? I don't know. I just want to be able to turn it on, just I'm not always in the mood for baseball, but sometimes , you know, if all the homework's done and there's nothing else to do. Hey, how are the braves doing? I want to be able to do that. I'm not so much of a baseball fan. I'm a Braves fan and I'm interested in the braves and I just want that ability to go it's a Saturday afternoon. I got another braves play and just go just dip in. You know what? Dip in and see what's going on. That's something that should happen. And I think it's really odd that baseball has so many rules and strange things about it. Yeah, because they're not like the they do each club signs their own media package, right? Not like the NFL where they all sign it together. They all do the same thing. That is correct. Each club has got their own media deal and you'll be happy to know. I was just cuz damn Yankees. I've been scrolling. I've been scrolling. They own their own. Yes, that's saying. Sorry, Jared with Braves vision, Jared, do you know if the Braves own that? Did they set that up the same way the S network is set up? They did. They were the only when the fans when the Fan Dual Sports Network, formerly Fox Sports South, went out of business , they decided unlike the other ten teams, I believe that were involved with it, they said we're going to build our own thing. And that was smart for the braves to do that. Now they have complete control over it. And I know all they did was make me figure out how to find it. Yeah, well. Well I just saw on my Instagram that you can now get it for sixty five bucks. So we want to get the rest of the season. So it's actually not that bad . I don't think my wife's gonna like me to bring in another . You know, the thing is the NFL takes you are weird. You spent so much money on electronics. I just like analyzing the lines you draw. Like there's some things like I don't care. I'll spend so much money and then things like a first class ticket or sixty five doll ar five for brazed gig I don't know. But the first class ticket, okay, let me explain this. The first class ticket is outrageous , but I am going to be on the plane and I am going to be coming back. This week I think you need to justify it. I think you need to do it. I don't know, but I'm saying is if I pay sixty five or one hundred dollars for the entire season of Braves, I might end up watching two games in the regular. I don't know. I have no idea. I have no idea. So that's what I'm saying is if I was allowed to kind of dip in and dip out and have it in the it's too much of it everything's a commitment . Like maybe I just want to watch half a game and then and then if I watch three half games, right at some point I,'m like, you know what? I'm just this year, I'm into this. I'll go ahead and buy the package. Well, you can do a month. I bet you could do a month for twenty dollars, but then if you do that, you still have to pay the sixty five the next month for the rest of the season. That's right. I don't know. I'm just saying it's this is their they're losing a little bit of that ability just to kind of be turned onto something and go, oh, hey, I want more of this . You should check out what's going on with the NFL and Rupert Murdoch. This is something interesting . Very I saw this is something you know you're going to work for his son soon. You're hearing about the NFL, how the Department of Justice is suddenly looking at the NFL because of all the streaming services and you think it's about the government caring about the customer, it's not at all. Rupert Murdoch is lobbying for this to go on behind the scenes because they've lost all their leverage with the NFL and they could lose the games and what Rupert Murdoch has told the president is if you allow the NFL to leave over the air broadcast or linear case, you know, the over the air you know, Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC end of it. He's saying it will be the end of the networks . And I think so. But okay, that may be true , but is it really on the NFL to have to save the networks ? And do we really want the government getting involved in something like that? Even if we don't like the streamer kind of situation, but they're playing it out there as if the governments get involved because they care about the little guy. But that's not why they're doing it. They're doing it because Rupert Murdoch is like, You need to save my business, Mr. President. That's why it's being done. You know, the idea that if the NFL leaves, that's the end of over the air broadcast networks. Well, it's not the NFL's job. They agree with that. And the NFL made Fox . Fox was a fl edgling network before they had the NFL. They were a little bit of a joke . They may have just started getting the Simpsons going. It was ' ninety three that they got NFL football and CBS didn't have it for a while. They took it from CB S. Simpsons was like eighty nine, but yeah. That was like their first hit, but yes, they were still struggling. Yeah, that's all they had at that point. So children. It's what I'm saying to you I'll figure out which one this was, but somebody did a fantastic like twenty five minute video on this that is absolutely fascinating. And I will source that because everybody who's interested in this should watch it. It's very, very interesting. It's this game of billiona ires that goes on that has nothing to do with the rest of us. It's insane . Chinway Naponia Cook says there's once again this hour's keyword in the W SB a grand for gas giveaway is END . Go to the WSB radio app or wsbradio dot com slash gas for your chance to win one thousand dollars . So the YouTube video that I was talking about, just if you want to get this information, it really is fascinating about what's really going on behind the scenes with Rupert Murdoch, President Trump, the NFL , the networks . And it's they're not looking out for you. That's the point of the it's a very, very well presented. The argument is put together and laid out in a very easy to understand way. And you just go to YouTube and type in search. The NFL is in a massive war you'll get it. It's eighteen minutes and it's well worth watching to see exactly what's going on behind the scenes. And strangely enough , so you've got Rupert Murdoch, who is ninety four years old , who is in the president's ear saying if you don't stop this and more games go to streaming and then say Fox loses their game , their games , he said, that's it. The Fox network is done. And it will continue. He's basically saying it will be the end of broadcast television. And it's quite wild. What's happening behind the scenes on the strange thing is so Trump's helping Murdoch on this at the same time that Trump is suing Murdoch for ten billion dollars because of a Wall Street journal story . Which comes from the whole Epstein birthday book thing. Remember they had the the they had the they had that story three, four months before that it was released by the government and he said, Oh, it's not true. And he sues. So he's suing them for ten billion dollars. And then you got to wonder like, well, if Trump helps save the Fox network , do we just make a little deal on the side and here's your ten billion ? It looks like Fox has the rights through twenty thirty three. No, but they don't. And this is the reason why. I'll explain it very quickly. So inside of there, there's a clause that either party can step in halfway through the contract can step in and renegotiate, demand renegotiate when Paramount took over Warner Brothers and that was owned by CBS, right? That's CBS, right? Whatever. That sounds right. So Paramount now owns CBS , that triggered in said, look, if you get bought by a new company , then we can demand to renegotiate . And so twenty twenty nine season. I'm seeing that yes and so and and so now that they're going to these streamers what the NFL is saying to Fox is give us the big they want like double the money you give us double the money now you're pr,otected through twenty thirty three . But if you don't , then in twenty twenty nine or whatever, we're going to come in and we're going to start opening it up to the streamers and we can actually take it away from you. And that's when Murdoch went to Trump and said this is going to destroy broadcast television . And listen , there is a real thing about the streaming and not being good for customers . But the whole point of this video is to lay it all out there and let you know that the government is not getting involved to help you, the little guy. If the government's getting involved it's because billionaires are complaining. All right, go to your Met's game . Okay, root for whoever you like. All right, only half the audience is going to hate you because you're a METS fan. The other half says I'm cool with it. I'm still a brave fan. People like how can that be? Because I stepped back. That's okay because you're objective about it. All right, man, have a great weekend . Chinway Maponia Cook says there is unfortunate . Have we done the thing with Trump yet? I told you to put it in the in the Adobe. We have not done it and it is still in Adobe. Well, as long as we haven't done it and it's sitting there in Adobe then we got to do it, right? We got it we have to by law. So this is the thing that the president does where he just decides to take polls . He gets into the polling business when he's speaking . And I don't know. You can't judge things that just like nobody's ever done things like this before So. they got JD Vance and you got Marco Rubio and they're both kind of vying for , you know, who would be the heir apparent ? Who's who's going to , you know, be the who is Trump going to endorse in the twenty twenty eight primary on the Republican side if both Vance and Rubio are in the Republican primary? I think Rubio's got the advantage now, but that could change. Well that's what you would think until this poll happened, this impromptu poll happened. I don't know what he was speaking about. He's at the garden, the rose garden. And is this before he went to China or is this since he's gotten back? It was before. Okay . So we got a lot of a lot of beauties out there, JD Stop for a second. A lot of beauties . JD with that beard . Good luck and man . A lot of people been a lot of commentary about good looking men. You hear Charles Berkeley? I got to get that cut. He was talking about one of the players from the Cleveland Cavaliers being beautiful . Maybe he meant his game . Like his way the way he goes a beautiful man. I'll play the clip for he said that's a beautiful man. Maybe he's got a beautiful heart. Maybe perhaps maybe he said that's a beautiful game man quiet you know, maybe he knows gives that a he lot of time and money to charity, perhaps. Yeah, beautiful man. We can be the judge of that. But in the meantime, the player that he's talking about, is he an exceptionally good looking man ? He's handsome Did you hear Jared? Just talking about him . All right, started up . I envy you and other people. I don't know. Who 's it going to be? Is it going to be JD? Is it going to be somebody else? I don't know . Who does anybody have okay, let's go. You ready? Stop who I 'm everybody. He does this like he's Mr. Beast . Like when he decides to do these things in his mind, he's like, oh, here's a crowd favorite. Okay, here we go. Is everybody ready? Who likes JD Vance ? Who likes Marco Rubio . All right . All right. Sounds like a good ticket. JD that was a perfect ticket. By the way, I do believe that's a dream team, but these are minor details. That does not mean you have my endorsement under any circumstance . But you know, it's a perfect there was a big and then a very nice I think it sounds like for a second. And then roll it back a little bit . Who gave him the diet coke? He just like down fourteen diet coats. But also are the teeth starting to slip I think so yeah he starts at some point you know, I don't have false teeth he has false teeth he. have f Doalesse te eth? Or does he have something false or not? But I mean something's moving there. You're definitely right . That thing that happened. Do you think do you think it has to be because of dentures? Could it be? Oh, he does have, you know what? He does have like old school veneers . Something is going on here because some because as I recall, I listened to this earlier and by the end, it's like it's gobbling and it starts it seems to happen about halfway through and it's almost like he's trying to keep up with his with his teeth or something. He says here that he's never officially confirmed wearing dentures, but dental experts and celebrity dentists strongly suspect he does. Okay , it's not dentures 'cause you can see his gums are good. He does not wear them. Okay, so yeah, okay, good 'cause veneers What happens with veneers that no can they get slippery ear? Slippery earlier ? I don't know. As you get older , you know maybe if you have partials or maybe you maybe just have a new like maybe your mouth just gets a little layer. Just get a little spit in there, you know? I think that spit in there gets a little weird because it's like eating. Like even if you don't have if you have your original teeth, as you get older, you're like spitting and spooping all over everything because you're old. Yeah, just happens. It just happens. You get to spit out unless you're released unless you're the rolling stones. I just saw them yesterday and they haven't aged a moment since like nineteen seventy two. That wasn't sympathy. That was that was selling of a soul. That does not mean you have my endorsement. See Brad right around here. Any circumstance. You know, it's the perfect views big and then a very nice stop. We got a ISO there. Believe the nice. Look at the ISO there. That's a lot like this below . Yeah. Yeah. Big and then a very nice what? I should that a very nice bag very nice. Let's stop for one second. We are gonna figure we are going to decode this . Everyone gets their shot. Okay. Everybody be quiet. Let's hear it again. Replay. Can we hear like a little bit before that? Yes. So we can hear the context. That's not fair. That does not mean you have my endorsement under any circumstance . But you know, it's a perfect there was a big and then a very nice That didn't help. Yeah, the context was everything we needed. And that are very nice. They did a den he didn't finish one thought and then he went to another thought. You know, I think I've got it. Okay, they'll be here one more time and then we'll get George's. That does not mean you have my endorsement under any circumstance . But you know, it's a perfect there was a big and then a very nice so he was saying the response to him saying JD Vance, that was big right and the response to market was also very nice. So we had a big and then a very nice response to we had a big and then we had a very okay let's take it tear it again . By the way, I do believe that's a dream team, but these are minor details . That does not mean you have my endorsement under any circumstance . But you know, it's a perfect there was a big and then a very nice Okay, you are absolute . Glyeorge, George Clark gets he wins . You know what you get? A can of chicken soup. Very nice, it's Yeah, you know, and the promotional budget's been strong. We were gonna give that a caller number ten, but yeah, you get it, George. You get pair of tickets in the soup? Yeah, you know, you're going to Yacht Rock review. Okay, just relax, but you're also gonna get a big can of soup. Soup covered tickets Okay , all right, now we gotta get to the end of it. There's just a little bit more. I know but he at the very end it little bit there, Jared. Yeah, I talked Believe me. In my thirties, this has been something that I've developed. I have a ton of spit . I don't know where it's come from. I never had it in my teeth from underneath your tongue. I don't know it's full. It is an overactive spit gland or whatever saliva gland. Saliva gland. Whatever know your problem and problems. Spit gland . Didn't he coach the falcons for a while? Well, we gotta just go ahead and finish it through them. 'Cause it sounds like presidential candidate or vice presidential candidate? You and Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, sounds guess what? Yeah. Get a little droppingp It comes for all of us. It does. There's no one can no one. You're only like fifteen years older than Trump. Just a little . He's a baby boy . And it's time has come . I don't know if I'll stay on the air when that starts happening to me . Yeah, it's too late, buddy. What? Is it something you don't hear when it's your own cell phone . Eric, we've been holding back. I know. Here's something to tell you. Listen, you got listen, is that a reason? Nancy Pelosi here and she tells you. It's like jack except she's the bringer of bad news. Yes. I'm sorry I had to do this to you bike . You can kill him, baby bike . Oh, I gotta figure out some mailbox money somehow. Chin wave guy . Chin wave upon your cook says there is a new So here's your AI is changing the world story. This is from Mediaite . I've been waiting all day for this. You've been waiting Neite , Mediaite . Florida News site shuts down after getting busted for fake AI reporters, stolen content , even a fake editor in chief . Here's the interesting thing about this headline . There's an M dash in it which always makes me think now it may be people that are sad that AI has taken over the M dash because they have used M dashes, but I always think whenever I see one, I go that must be AI. Obviously, I'm wrong. Sometimes it is proper to use it. I've never understood why you would go from just a dash to an M dash and what the difference is. But for some reason AI is just in love. If you'll notice it just in the answers to your questions on chat GPT, the number of M dashes. And if you don't know what that is, that's a dash that's as long as an M would be, whereas a normal dash would be as long as an N . So it's just a longer dash. A longer dash. I like that. And here it is inside of this headline on mediaite that's talking about how Florida news site shuts down after getting busted for fake AI reporters, stolen content, even a fake editor in chief is called the South Florida Standard , a website offering regularly updated local news stories, covering topics ranging from politics, economic, sports, tourism, environmental issues, and tech . It was also another, it was the Florida Trib, is that the tribune? They just call it the Trib ? I think how much time a year we save by not adding that yune. Oh, for real. I don't even know how to spell the rest of that word. It's just a more efficient way to live your life. It was merely a digital mirage masquerading as local news with AI generated reporters and stolen content . One of these reporters was named Sofia Delgado Yes, who was identified as the editor in chief of the South Florida Standard had a bio that described her as a bilingual mother of two who was raised in Hailea, is that Hailey? That's right. That's down there in the Miami. And they had a pleasantly smiling profile photo , but Sofia de Delgado, reporter, editor in chief and happy Leam does not exist and other reporters listed on the site did, including the other two them the photos that are in here. They had real estate reporter Grant Hollister and sports reporter DJ Latimore This falls into my the future as a Hall of Mirrors. Did you see We're just not gonna know. Did you see the top comment on the story here? This is from Newt nineteen sixty. He says, given the quality of M MCS M news outlets, they might as well all be AI generated not much good journalism or report out there these days. Not much good not much good. 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You know, I'm looking at the, they keep showing footage of Trump getting back on Air Force One in China. And you know, with our presidents being so old, that's a lot of steps. It is. So I have an idea for a I think that we just changed that to a jet bridge that's just completely transparent. You know, like the old pope would be , they covered it, but you can see the pope . And it's just a gradual ramp down . No, I think they should do a whole jet bridge type of thing the way, you know. Oh, I like it. like the steps are on the other side and he gets up into the jet bridge and then by the time you see him or her in the future , that you see them get on the plane and they can turn around and salute and do all that stuff. But it's all part I was just thinking like a man that age they always get to the top and they turn around and they pose for pictures and they wave. A man that age and then of course the previous previous president as well, like if they were to somehow stumble down those steps? I mean, that could be life threatening. There's a lot of steps there. Yeah, and remember Biden stumbled up. I thought he was so lucky. He was so lucky he fell forward back to your point. Yeah. So I think it's time for the as long as we're gonna have these octagenarian presidents . We need to adapt to it. All right, George Stein is here, I believe, George? Yes, sir. What are you vacationing in your hometown? No, I'm visiting Miami. I'm visiting my sister. Yeah, by that this is your hometown, but I mean you are from Miami originally. That's what I met. Yes, I am. So visiting family . Yes, I am . And are you on the beach? Are you a guy who's out on the beach every day? I don't know if I see you as a beach guy . Not today, maybe you're this weekend. Okay, but you do enjoy the beach. I do very much., yes And is this a vacation ? Are you off ? No did you do court this week or no, I'll be back. I'll be back in court on Monday morning. Here for the weekend doing my family duties. Okay, I feel like I'm interrogating . I feel like I'm interrogating George right now. My goodness . I was a lawyer. Just you know, wondering and now I feel like I'm interrogating George Dodge. Just exactly why. Take the film . Yeah, amen, George. You should . All right. So George is here to get to the legal underpinnings of some current events, some things are straight up law stories and some things just have legal twists and turns. What are our stories, Jared, this first story is wild. It's from southeast Georgia kind of near I think Statesboro Georgia where Georgia Southern is but a little bit south of there. Okay. This ex Georgia Warden was indicted in a big prison gang scheme . And I mean this story is so what was the what was what was he was helping prison gangs? Yeah, he allegedly used his position to help a prison gang and specifically an inmate named Nathan Weeks and used his bribes to move Weeks out of solitary confinement and allegedly laundered money from this bribery scheme and they tried to cover it up with using pris on shanks and contraband cell phones and okay. So what you're telling me, George is that this is not the job of a warden that they're not supposed to do it's not. I think he had a little allegedly side hustle going here . And so he probably wanted to supplement his income . But it was at the Smith State Prison and as Jared said, he allowed contraband smuggling and showed favor toitismwards certain inmates in a gang called the YSL squad intimidating. Which I thought was young thugs, but it's not in this case. I was actually looking it up. YSL. Isn't that like a I think of like Eve St. Laurent Brand yeah. Yeah, it's okay. That Eve is not involved at all . Is he or she 's not Eve Saint Laurent don't? Okay. Is that a guy? He said okay that's what I thought. Is he still alive? I don't know. No. Find that out, damn it. We're prepared, George Blark . Why don't you know this instantly? So what happens to this guy He just got indicted. So normally when you get indicted, it's not a good sign. They say you never want to see your name in print . And that's not a good way to see it . And whenever you're allowing contraband to be smuggled into a jail that you're supposedly in charge of and you're not supposed to allow that sort of nefarious going on , then the law tends to the prosecution tends to come after you doubly aggressive . Now first of all, stop down on a word here. The word contraband is the definition of that legally just anything that's not legal being allowed ? Yeah, I mean in this case it involved, I think, some drugs, possibly allegedly, and also cell phones and shanks . Shanks, he was hiding in his yard . So the warden was trying to but he's also charged with tampering of evidence . He had shanks ? Yeah, I think he was trying to hide some of the evidence. That's all the allegation goes . And so he was hiding some of that stuff along with, you know, prison cell phones that were illegal in his backyard. Can somebody find out , I don't expect George to know this off the top of his head. What would somebody look this up, what was that guy making a year? This is a small town, right? What is this like, this is not a high security prison? This is like kind of a midway prison, I would imagine . It's not like it's not Leavenworth. It's right. Well, you know, there's there's low security, medium security and high security, so I'm not sure which one this is, but I doubt this guy was in charge of a high security prison. Well, maybe maybe he was . I don't know. Well, maybe so because they had some solitary confinement there. Oh, apparently it may have been a higher security prison. So anybody know what the lookin' at right now? Brian Dennis Adams is his name. So let's see. It would be public, right? I could tell you Saint Laurent. Yeah. He died? Died two thousand eight. Is this guy being charged for any kind of thing that was he wasn't involved? Was he this prison? Warren inspired some hey rest, in peace. Those are great colognes or whatever. I don't know what they do. I just see the letters . And I have this warden's exact pay guys. Can't say the WSB is inaccurate. eighty four thousand six hundred and ninety seven dollars and eleven cents. Okay, that's makes things tempting for me I'm just saying you're right. I mean, not for a moral person. I'm not obviously for somebody who's moral. I'm just saying that it , you know, eighty four thousand , although you're in a small town, right? Probably you can get a house at a pretty decent rate . But what about, do you think that when I see this stuff, George, what like when I read about a bank robbery , I think to myself, do people actually get away with this? Like, why would I rob a bank? I would assume everybody who robs a bank gets caught, but obviously not because people continue to do it from time to time. Do you think that there are wardens out there getting away with this kind of behavior ? Well, you know, I wouldn't want to be smirch all the wardens in Georgia, but I mean just anywhere I mean just anywhere in the country. Like is if somebody's doing this, it makes me think that they think they're going to get away with it . I think so. But listen , the moral of the story is whenever you get in bed with criminals, chances are things are not going to work out so right and don't a warden who has seen a lot of cases come through and people's stories and anecdotes about how they got how they wound up in prison should know not to bury evidence in their own yard . Like yeah, I mean, oddly enough, you know, since this guy's a warden, if he were to go into custody again, if he loses his case, you know, in order to protect him since he's basically , you know , a warden type status, you know, which is like being a police officer. He'll probably go into solitary confinement. Right. Because now are there other are there wardens? Is it like coaches like are there wardens the that the prisoners don't mind? You know, like with NFL it's oh he's a player friendly coach Yeah., ye thenah. there And's obviously really strict coaches who, you know, they don't sure. Are there are there people are there wardens that are considered prisoner friendly wardens? And I don't mean doing stuff like this. I mean one that they wouldn't want to shank if they got a shot at it . Well, listen, you know, I think the level of tolerance varies from warden to warden and the amount of security that's involved in that particular prison, but if I was a warden , normally wardens are, you know, of the school of says sit down and shut up. No ask me for anything. So if I was a warden once a year, once a year, I'd take a I'd open up the cells and we'd all go see a big movie. That's nice and then back into the cells. I mean, it's got to be tough in general . I'm just trying to keep myself from getting shanked in case things go the other way. I want you know if there's a big, you know, a big bust everybody's breaking out and they've got me, you know, Tommy Lee Jones style from I can't remember which movie where they dismembered him . I would want them to remember, hey, you know what? He took us to movie nights and then they would n't that way that way if they did break out that you would be not you would not be on the shanking list. No, right. They would be like , hey, you look, you know, I wouldn't have seen F one if it wasn't for this guy. I think that or maybe that means your show. Well, whatever it was big at the time, you know, just once a year. You know, and every I think a couple years ago we would have done the whole Barbenheimer thing. Okay. So this year it would be Mandalorian and Rogue. You would take everybody to see. Absolutely. Absolutely. They may shank me after that . Chin Way Paponia Cook has better . All right, George Stein, how about you let people know how they can get more, George Stein? Yes, thanks. Well, in your time of need if you, want a battle tested lawyer, we focus on two things . Been arrested for a DUI and want an excellent defense. Go to georgestein. com , been in a motorcycle accident. If somebody causes you to lay your bike down , go to steelhorse law. com . All right, Jera Jam oto, if that is your real name, get a radio another story. Yeah, it's obviously a radio Leoy Smith. But this just sounds like just so much more exotic Another story with a lawyer over here. This is a weird one here. Follow me here an Austin law firm, an Austin, Texas law firm is one of two that are suing the city and county of Denver, Colorado over the incident at the Denver Airport where a frontier airlines plane hit a pedestrian on the runway. Okay, so this is when the and which was suicide by plane , I guess, I guess. He gets out there on the runway and then he gets sucked up through the engine. Yes, which just started a fire because there was a fire there, was some inhalation of smoke . And I think that's the basis . There was an eight foot fence around that this guy had to scale to get out on the runway . George, do you think I have my opinions, but do you think that there's a case here? You know, I think arguably there is a case, Eric, because the injured passengers law firm they're contending that the perimeter design was flawed and the security safeguards were flawed and that there was previous people that had trespassed upon that property . And so if they show that there was negligence in the design or the monitoring of the fence, then I think arguably they would have a good lawsuit. You know, I guess obviously the pilots couldn't do anything, right? They're going they're screaming down to I don't know how two hundred miles an hour. How fast are you going when you take off? I guess up to like I think one hundred ninety maybe . Pretty close to two hundred. So they couldn't do it. They weren't h goingit to the bra kes. There was other thing to do. So yeah, it makes sense that it would be and I guess you would compare that to other , you know, what eight feet high. Is that usually what the fence is? Is it lower than other fences? I guess the monitoring of it all. But if someone just gets over and out and I've told this story, when I was I used to live right across the street when I was in fourth grade. Was it fourth grade? Yeah, I think I think fourth, fourth . I was I lived right across the street from the Memphis Airport and just, you know, kind of like being a kid once I went I went, you know, you go exploring at a bandana and everything I. And followed this sort of gully thing right through this storm drain? A storm drain, right through, and it came out the other side and I was on the grass next to the runway of the Memphis Airport . This was nineteen seventy three or four or something like that. And so I just kind of freaked out and ran away, but I would imagine, I mean an eight foot fence. I'd never would have that was more than what I dealt with . So is that what's going to come down to? Are they going to compare this to other airports with how they do their security ? Yeah, and they're going to see they're going to look to see if there's how many previous intrusions there were on this property. You know , to the best of my recollection from looking at the photos, I think it was kind of just like a chain link fence. It wasn't very security minded , you know, for such a high security area . Yeah, I okay, well we'll see. I suppose that there's some my first thing is to go look, the guy was suicide by plane. Like it was you cannot think of every potential thing that could happen . How many people wake up in Denver that day and think, I'm going to kill myself and this is the way I'm going to do it. I'm going to stand in front of a plane and get chewed up by the jet engine. Hey, you should have thought of that. You should have thought that might happen. I don't know. Yes, George . Just given all the security measures to get on the plane the regular way, you think there'd be more security measures to get to wards a plane at all Yeah, but Eric makes a good point the independent criminal actions of one citizen sometimes can foil a negligence action. Yeah, I think it's his phone . And I think he paid the price . All right, George, have a have a great week and we'll talk to you in a bit. Whether you're here or Miami, I don't care. I'm gonna talk to you next week, whether you like it or not. I'll be back. Chin Wei Napo Cook says there's a Jared Yamamoto just informed me that he fills up his jeep with gasoline once a month . But and you think, oh, wow, he doesn't spend any money, but I'll bet you spend way more than a lot of your money you spend on Uber and Lifts. I use Uber and Lift all the time. I need to get the credit card honestly. I use I use Uber deserve an Uber credit like you get like road miles, like sky miles. You get that and then you also get priority road miles. Yeah, priority. I honestly need to get it. I use Uber and Lif t all the time. And my commute is only four miles from door to door to the station. So it's easy to do. And if we are going anywhere long distance, we usually take my wife's car. She's got a Toyota, so it makes it a lot easier. Is that like an SUV? No, no, hers is just a little corolla. So it gets good gas mileage. You guys down there very low. That's the part. I like my car feels a lot safer. I mean, my jeep's like a little tank . But if we're going up to the mountains or we're on a beach that's dri vable like down like Daytona or something like that or pull in the boat. We take my car And do you have a conversation about this? Like, you know what? Honey, there's a beach there. You might want to drive on it. So I'm thinking maybe we'll take you can't vote on it because there's only two of you. So if you both vote for the other thing you know what? We're always in tune with each other. We always love each other. George, there are always isn't that distorted vomiting. Does that make you sick to your stomach? It's a little sacrificing. Yeah, it's a little much I believe it's a little much. How you don't have to give me the circumstances, I wouldn't ask you to do that, but how long ago was it and what would you consider the level of the worst argument you ever had ? Since being married, not before it doesn't matter because he's got married after that argument. So it doesn't matter. Sense being married like what level , you know, let's take Cardi B and Stefan Digs outside of a cafe for ten minutes as for now for our level we'll call that ten . He's just being yelled at by Cardi B in public for like ten straight minutes and she's really angry . That'll be a ten . What on that scale , how long ago and what's the highest number you've reached? Probably a seven and I would say within the last six months. That's it's usually about it's all about our calendar and our schedule. We have so many things that are going on . And then at some point one of you just freaks out and says, all right. Yeah, yeah, that's usually how it goes down. But then ever hit you? No, it shouldn't hit you. Sometimes women sometimes they figure they're like, oh , it's okay. I can hit him. It usually turns out to take advantage of that. It's like we never have time . We never have time to do this, never have time and then but then it turns into passion, which is nice. Yeah, that's the beauty of being young . That's the beauty because the fight just kind of rolls into well, we got all this energy and we're not mad at each other anymore. Yeah. Might as well like spend this energy together. Exactly. We're by the way, nothing better , I would say. It is a great release. A good, a good, you know , argument The calendar's so full. You know , it is tough. It really is 'cause we then when the whole thing is over and you kind of, you know, right near her ear, I'm just so pissed off . I don't want to go to your parents at weekend It's funny too. It really is where we're very blessed. Both of us born and raised in Atlanta and that's rare. So we have all of our friend groups that are still here. Is that a rain? It is rain. Now that I think about it, neither my wife nor I are Yeah. I was born and raised in Atlanta. Now I feel inferior to the Yamamoto. It's good, you know? Yeah. Will I ever will we ever ever be as good as the Yamoto or will we ever rate like the Yavamoto's? I mean, they were both raised, born and raised in the Atlantic Calendar will be never be that full. Yeah , it's it really is tough as you get older because you do like, no no,, no, no, as you get older, it gets easier because after a while you just stop going you're thirty seven, you don't know that I get it. But after a while , you're gonna be like, okay, do we have to go to another one of those? No, I don't think we do. I think what's happening is make money so that you can write a check and make people not be mad at you because you're not there. One of one of my superpowers is one of those. One of my superpowers is superpower. One of the power just one of my superpowers that Tina loves so dearly about me. At least she tells me is that when I'm in a moment, even if we have a busy calendar, you've got all of me in that moment. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be present with you in it. And that's just that's especially after the fight . That's something I'm very proud of. Like I'm not on my phone. I want to talk to you. I want to engage with you. But if I'm like with somebody else, I'm not looking at my phone. I think that's very important. Being present. Yes, being present. Not enough people are present when they're in the moment with other people. So I think that's very important. A lot of people are like looking at their phones or thinking about something else. And she rely on you to be the fireman. I think that's very important. Now I know that's like why context? I call it the fireman. If there's trouble , you're going to you are going to run toward the fire. When others are running, you are going to run to the fire and you're going to put the fire out and you're going to you're going to protect your family. Last night we were getting ready for guests in town. This is a perfect example of that. And we were fixing the guest bedroom. And while we were fixing the guest bedroom , a stink bug flew out of one of our lamps and came right at her and she squealed. She's like and I literally just literally just grabbed it with my left hand. I'm like, look, it doesn't want to hurt you. And that stupid thing just walked up to my finger and I'm like, look, watch, I will go let it outside. Yeah. Wow, you're something else. You let it outside. Yeah, just let it kill 'em. You sure? Because I see it. I feel like I feel like if I put them outside, they're just gonna be back inside . And you know what, if you didn't want to get killed, stay outside. This is my house. Do you understand the protocols? They are the dumbest bugs. I mean, I get well they're they're like rabbits. This is my I compare them to rabbits. You know, some , you know, evolution and stuff, you know, you get , you know, some kind of way that you're trying to get ahead of your predators, right? And sometimes it's because you're really fast . But sometimes it's just because you just procreate so much that no matter how many predators kill you, there's still more of you . And that's why they can be dumb and not care. You can like trying to kill a fly in your house is difficult. You're like creeping up on them. You just, okay, now I got it. You move your hand, they're gone. You could get a bullhorn and yell at a stink bug , I'm coming to kill you . You will be dead in less than one minute, screaming at it, move as slow as you want , and just crush it. The difference is that you in your home, see they're going to you're gonna get more of them than I am because the word's gonna get out. Yamamoto lets you live. Yeah. He lets you outside. It's like a free willy kind of situation. It's 'cause I think there's some Japanese connection to them. That's what it is. It's the Japanese connection to the stink bugs. Do they come from Japan? I think they did. I know it's Asia. I don't know specifically where. I think it's Japan. You want to check me on that one? Have you ever been to Japan? No, but I want to go so bad. Why don't you go all the way to Australia and Greece and all that you haven't been to Japan? Well, okay. I mean, I've never been to Germany in my last name, but I mean I have no connection. Japan is very high on our list. We've got a big trip to Europe next month where we're cru goingise to around and stuff, but I think after that it'll be When you go to Japan and you come back, don't tell me about that road , that crossing that has more people crossing on it than any other crossing you know what I'm talking about people ever talk about in Tokyo, I think it's in Tokyo. So you're banned so clean. So clean. Yeah, don't tell me it's clean and don't tell me that we walked on that crosswalk that's the busiest. Yeah. Yeah. It's the busiest cross, I get it. I don't want any more anecdotal stories about it. That's top of the list for me. I really want to do that before the family starts. Seems funny that she got Greece in. That's her family. And a lot of you know, it's a lot easier and cheaper. Who's wearing a pants? We have one leg in each part of the pant s. What about them full? Yeah, the calendar's full. That's what Yes. Only fight for so many we don't spend enough time with your family. We don't spend enough time with my family. It's all these damn friends . Boy, I would love to see you him angry, know, just red . Oh, I get sad when I'm angry too, it's not good. You don't want to see me. Chinway Paponia Cook says there are Meghan find that out. Red noise. That's my job to break every damn story in the world. We do need to record the breaks and allow people to pay for them 'cause some of the noises and conversations are great. Oh, you mean the yeah, the stuff in between? Yeah Let the news team take care of it. The gas tax has been extended for a month. There you go. Camp feel better. You know what? I feel like we just offered a public service. Very quickly, a couple things. Here's a headline . A grades are suddenly everywhere since the arrival of Chat GPT What a coincidence