AI and Screenplay Structure

Thanks for listening to the Bond Hessler Doctrine podcast. Follow the Doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content. The Von Hessler doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric Von Hessler sururrounded as always by the doctrinaires. Tim Andrews is here, Autumn Fisher is here, George Clark is here, and of course, Jared Yamamoto is here. This country has gotten very strange politically. Oh Is it? I don't know. Words of wisdom right there eems to have gotten a little bit strange around here. I want to start out with some good news Right, we don't have enough Good news Yeah, that's celebratory music ready because this is really not yet, not yeah, yeah, no, yeah, don't don't don't comeome on George, don' don't don't I know you're young. I know you're yeah. Don't be premature. Premature celebration. usually happen. So u And I didn't click through this, but I just think the headline is worth celebrating. abbsolutely is. says here And people are just looking for good news. says here that Earth might not be engulfed by the sun in five billion years. afterfter all, Yeah,h. Thank you very, very much But hear it clelear for the next, I don't know, six, seven billion years, people Our hunchedover pale ancest or descendants will be able to live Thank goodness. rememember the punch? Yeah, the hunch from evolution at some point when people are hunched over scrolling, doom scrolling their whole lives and also hunched over laptops, then evolution will create a person I got a laptop right in my hands here.' born with it is hands You' born with smart hands smart hands. So that's something to celebrate. I was That was always in the back of my mind. Man, five billion years from now, the sun's gonna low up and swallow everything. Well with all these shrink back down into some kind of red dwarf or something? Well with all these people that are working on trying to live forever. I mean, this is great news. I mean, you know Brian Johnson probably feels great about any good to live forever if in five billion years the sun decides everything in the solar system iss going to go, right? Right I'm sure Brian Johnson is having a party today. not that Brian Johnson AC not the ACDC Brian Johnson. the debag not ACDC, Brian Johnson debag Brian Johnson. He's the one that yeah Yeah. he's gu. He's trying to live forever. Youan't live forever, M? That's right. But you gott live while you're here, right? Brian Johnson You'll live in ACJC will live forever. Well, they're another band. Angus Young He's starting to look like Icabod Crane or something like that. Is Iickabod Crane the right one? Was he an old? Was he an old? No, he was sccrwnny. He was Srwnny. Who am I thinking of? Icabod Crane was the leegend of Sleepy Hollllow. Yeah, rightight? Yeah. I'm thinking thin I'm thinking of Rip Van Winkle. Oh, I'm thinking of fell asleep. He fell asleep got really old. Yeah. What was the whole story there? You got you fell asleep, but he got really old, but did Like did he wake up just like a few hours later to everybody else? I can't remember really the story. the one that was gonna like spin hay into gold. That would that would be a Rip Van Winkle? No. Is that the one you just said? Rip Van Winkl, the one I just say. Okay. The guy I want to say Rumpelstilskin. Yeah. I had Rashput that Russian dude the ar interestnteresting one. Yeah, but not a fairy tale. A real live person. That's in the Brothererss Grim fairytale, Rumpelstilskin. And which brother do you think is more responsible for it? U They hated each other. They hated each other the Grim Brothers. They were like Oasis of their time But you know, they had to work together, they did great work. So that's just the way to go. sometimes. Sometimes a coll lab is necessary I want to say that a little bit of an epiphany for me You know? uh Be I did listen to those open mics before I came in. And I decided that I agreed with those people open mes. Th open mics are just like, why should we listen to you? You're an ahole. What are you now? You some kind of like life guru, get out of my face. We hate you. I don't know. So stuff like very sarcastic. They were very like, why should we listen to you? And then at first I was a little bit, you know, my feelings got hurt at first And then I was like, eh, you know what? I agree with these guys. Why shouldn't anybody listen to me? So from now on, I think that the way I want to present anything is we'll just present the stories And then I'm this is going to be the u And you make of that what you will Eera I like that. We just presented And then we just say, you make of that what you will. You want to play these so now that we know that I agree with these These fine people? Sure. H. We'll say this is you needing to relate with little people. You know what really grinds my gears? It's when Van Hustler acts like he's shilling for the little people. Then he goes home to his hot tub in his fi refrigerators All right, I didn't need the character. I know. I didn't need the character on the affectation. What is he? What is he doing character, Eiffen? Okay. Well, great fine. I didn't need that. But you know what? esssentially, you can't you can't get around the truth of it I am I'm the What's the latest on Forbes? I'm the seventh richest man in the world? Yeah, something like that. And for me to come on here and act like poor guy because to me, Elon is so far ahead of me. I dont I forget about the fact that everybody else is behind me. and I think it's time for me just to accept being the seventh wealthiest person alive. and just to own it, just own it. So who wants to hear from me with my several Refrigerators and a hot tub So I agree A you paying these off or did you pay cash to have all that? Well I I pay cash for everything. Okay, so you're not like you didn't finance the I don't finance. All the times we finance things are like al right. S No, I buy them outright. Wow. they hate you. Must be nice. Well, you know, I'm just I was asked the question that I answered there's nothing wrong I'm not answering. I don't know. I don't know that's awesome because you screw them out of the internet. No dont I don't want to. I mean, I could go the other way with it. I just don't I don't want the headache of it. I don't want four years of whatever and that's not worth it in four years So it's better to just go ahead and pay it. If you can And being the seventh wealthiest person alive Obviously I I could afford to do that. Now you know, I choose to drive a Kyia Soul just because I like them So I'm not driving around in in a big old limo Ill leave that. That's that's your drive one. I drive a little. That's that's how vanain I am. I drive one. I don't ride in it. I drive. I drive the damn thing And I washed it. wasn't That wasn't all. That wasn't I pick some people up. they got nice ankles. I pick them up. those ankles. This That's my fetish Is that a fish? Is that one area that doesn't have a fetish attached to it, The ankles Surely, there's not body part has a. I'm sure it ankle fit. now sure. I want to lick her ankles pecially like feet Look at those those ankles. That's what holds it all together ankle. All right, what I gota su him. So you guys sue him. He just made a joke about your charase.ankle jokes. All right, what's what we have somebody else who has something to say about my this one about my analysis, I think, of the news stories of the day. Yes, very political. Well, Eric, by that logic Why are you not president? or why are you not trying to run? I know you said you, you know, that's not your thing, but You know, drrunk. You would think people would like to support you as president, but I don't think I would at all You know what, neith do it I Very strange Maybe he was drunk. The idea is that well your character like Yeah, ye. You should run to improm class or O Or just be yourself.'t Yeah, just be yourself. Yeah. everyverybody yeah,. Oag is open for everybody. But listen, ultimately,'s hay with your chest. Don't hide byind a character. There's basic there's this idea there' hey, you should run for president. so that I cannot vote for you. That's what I got out of that. You should run for president so I could not vote for you. I shouldn't run for president. No one should vote for me. And so we're going we're going to try something new here from this seeee how long it can last with this, you know I'm really trying to work on myself I have in the back of my mind Nobody gives a damn what you think about anything. And that's not what the show is about. And then like a something will come up and I'll be like It's like bait or something. I'm like a mouse and it's like cheese. like, and I can't help it. and then I end up ranting and raving And I hate it as much as you do, people. That's what I want you to know. So why don't you bring back the Word of the dayay? Well lookook, we don't want to lose everybody. This bring back the people that we lost when you got rid of it. I loved Word of the D. Hessler, when you got rid of Word of the Day, I was gone. That's when you lost me. That's it. You know what? That was a bridge too far is what that was. So this begins, hopefully for as long as it lasts with my mercurial nature. begins the Eric brings something up that's going on and ends with so Make of that what you will. We do have one more somebody else hates me? You be the judge. I think they're being sarcastic here, but it is it another character? I don't think it's a character. There's people meeting somewhere? You be the astronaut. M Peter Grion. This other one is referring to you offering advice to others on how to deal with the world. Oh yeah, yeah, this is the life coach one. Again, another thing I'm gonna stop doing. I am hustler U some kind of self help guru now Crack me up, boy I think that's them of this same guy. And my life has been changed by one guy with different voices? I think all three of them. I don't think so. I think these guys don't. I' left at different times. Well, that doesn't mean what forty eight, five forty six, five forty five. What do you think they leave a message and then they immediately die again come back and leave another message. That somebody that has been pulling open mics for the show since the very beginning. Usually when somebody leaves an open mic, they leave pulling open mics. I know we heard. They leave a cluster of them around the same time. open minded Yes, exactly. It'll usually leave one of the six cllock hour and the three o'lock hour, the four o'cl hour. All right. Well it doesn't matter. The point is that I get it It resonates with us I don't think anybody should take advice from anybody on the radio Especially me. What are you talking about Well, maybe Dr. Joe, if he's got a new supplement And it's good for your liver. He's got our new liver supplement. Nitric oxide will help your blood vessels open up so you can get a, you know. right before you leave the office. I don't care if you have it here, but I haven't w you. I don't want to see it I like your doctor Joe kind of it goes almost into groucho territory of some point. What's a secret word? You say a secret word. You get A. You get an adjustment for free Do you know do you know the thing g thing autumn? I don't know if you do I would think you would Croucho in the secret word. Okay Yeah yeah, was old little parent would come down. Yeah That's you need a grouout show. You need a game show so you could pay off all your debt And I said, sure, I'll do that one and go ahead. Nobody else does the seventy five year old grouch. No no no Gilbert Godfrey did th.ro. No, I don't need a stroke one That's all right.. E I don't need that I'm suing the game show. It says if a contestant said the secret word a stuffed toy duck bearing the dollar amount would descend ceiling fifty bucks. Yeahah up to doll It was like, you know, nineteen fifty four or something, wasn't it? I don't know what it was. It was a fif days. A hundred dollars, a lot of money back then. It was a one hundred dollars Inflation wise, nineteen fifty five, I say, I don't know I don't it was It was somewhere around there. I'm gonna to guess seven hundred fifty now Okay' I guess I'm gonna to say a thousand. Thousand. Autumn, Autumn One dollar, Bob. I knew you weret do that. It's two dollars for me. Yes. twelve hundred and forty two dollars So I was closest. No. I said a thousand something I win T wins. You lose stupid. That's. Maybe if I said it with enough confidence, you guys would be like, Ohh. No That's not that long ago Yes it is. it's seventy years ago. I know, but it's a lot of money for the dollar for the go twve times twelve times the amount. And the reason is because the whole game when it's working, it hadn't been working lately because of the pandemic and the crash and that crash came after the internet crash from a few years earlier and all of these, you know printing of money, it's been difficult to work it together. But when everything when our system and everything's working the way it's supposed to Your money is supposed to lose two percent of its value every year. That's the plan. That's what the Fed is supposed to make it so that it's two percent every every year But sometimes we have years where it spikes even more So this is what forces you to get into investments When the overall plan is The plan is that the dollar loses two percent a year then that forces you to not hang on to those dollars, it forces you to go ahead and invest it so that you want to make back more than two percent a year so that your money keeps growing It's all it's a grand scheme. But you know what Let me just say this Make of that what you will I like that. I'm just gonna to lay it out there. You may be for it, you may be against it Whichever side you are, don't call me up because I don't care I don't want to know I don't why would I listen to somebody who doesn't take a position? Oh, I can't win A. This is impossible. I don't know how this is even a story Because the question that I had after reading the story was just exactly how Do you lose A giraffe Oh yes. How is that even possible I feel like you couldn't lose u Like an NBA player and they're like seven feet tall What What's a grown giraffe? Like fourteen feet tall Probably taller, let. Maybe it's laying down All the time. Yeah, doesnn't want to get. First of all, I had to get away. It had to get lost to begini. Nobbody noticed, Hey, there's a giraffe in the parking lot Like at some point it has to actually get lost. There's somewhere there's something between being lost and being where you started. Like there's a parking lot there or something. Fullgrown males are sixteen to eighteen feet high and then females fourteen to sixteen feet. Well, there's a missing Texas giraffe named Gracie. U whereere's George? Gnight Gry How did you lose a giraff How do you go home? How do you like to your boss All right, explain this to me. How'd you lose a giraffe How do you respond? Well, what's the scenario? Where was the graff Well, I mean, come on Again, that's what I'm saying. I can't believe there's a scenario where it makes any kind of sense. I didn't actually here we go. a Hill countountry ranch owner. this is from News four They're good. Sacramento, I think. offering a five thousand dollars awward for information leading to the safe return of a giraffe Last seen Monday in Leaky, Texas about ninety miles northwest San Antonio. fix that leak, maybe That's what it is. slip offfficials confirmed this morning the giraffe hasn't been found. How How did it a report service Tuesday night that Gracy was spotted. okay she has Gracy has been seen. Oh good. Okay. so Gracie arrived at Cedar Hollow Ranch in May Ranch owner Vick Jones told the newspaper of theiraffe estimated between three and a half and four years old. So I don't know if that Is that what you consider an adult? maybe? I would say so. Three to four. You would say so. Do you say any evidence based on. knowledge of pulling mies. eight eighteen feet is the standard size for an adult giraffe. Right Uh so been kept the ranch more than three decades, frequently roamed areas of the property that other giraffes typically avoided, often stretching up to feed on tree limbs Tell me how the damn thing All right, so eventually wandered to a corner of the ranch situated in a canyon near a gate enclosure and a steep rock face According to Jones the Draffft ended up on the opposite side of the gate. I like that. endnded up It seems to me like that wasn't a very good game. It phazed because I don' I don't know a lot about giraffes, but I don't see them like hopping the fence If it's more than two feet They lost the giraffe. Do does anybody give that person who lost a giraffe any responsibilities ever in the future ever again. You're so careless. you could lose giraff. You could lose a giraffe In that person's defense, Gracie is described as adventurous. She often roamed parts of the property. other giraffes avoid. I just said that.. And but Gracie is somewhere between thirteen and eighteen feet tall. And she is an adult, by the way. I know when they get to three years old they're an adult you had a room? L adult like the fifty like the B fifty two is used to sing Ram if you want to Roam around the world, Gracy. She her coat spotted coat Yeah and the terrain and the foliage of that area of Texas makes it easy for her to lay down and be camouflly. Okay, but my thing is, how long is the giraffe laying down? Until nighttime because they can go nocturnal if they need to. Oh. Why do they need to go nocturnal? No She's scared. Scared All those go out at night, y'all. All those cars on the highway except Gracie doesn't know the word cars or highway. right. So it's just like or stop light or stop light just I don't know how it I don't know in a giraffe's brain how that all works together, but it's just like fear of that. And no ficus trees to eat. That's what they like. Well, you know what? Maybe Gracie ought not wander So much Not all who wander cross Every giraffe that wanders goes against a goes against type. Yeah. Maybe she's on her way to Austin. You know, San Antonio is not that far from south by South' coming about how you escaped. She be on to Joe Robenhip. Wow. Three hour conversation with a giraffe Yeah Oh wow, putut that up, Jamie. I just did a literal spectic. waterater came out of my mouth. I hope that's what they sound like. Rri. G gotta do B booys gotta do Joe Rogan asking. how't you get across the fence I wantan to get high. you ever do DMT? Yeah I got water spots all over my glasses, somethinghing I could do. Good one for you. you can go home tonight and watch Rogue and Tim Dyan today Three hours He is good on Rogan. He is Well Tim Dylan's good on almost everything. Every everybody tells me he's not that great of a standu up. I've never seen any of his standup, but I really like his I like his podcast and he's usually very good as as a guest. Well every time he's on Rogan, the top comment is, hey, Tim, thanks for having Joe on your show. Yeah. Well, he just he's just going to go. He just set him up. He's going to go. Hes he riffs. Yes in an improvisational way Very, very well. probably Probably even better than us Possibly. and he doesnt when when he brings his a game. Yeah But he does it by himself, I's really good. This is something I can't do at all. Hey. No, I can't. I've been thinking about, Hey, I should do a You know, I've been wanting to start like a YouTube channel. I don't know why. I don't really want to. I just feel like I'm supposed to And then and then I realized, yeah, you're an idiot. You didnt go out there? It's like remember I always told myself, never be the old man on the dance floor. I think this would have happened if I went on YouTube have one of those shows where I just look in the camera and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, YouTube is now. I know. And some of them I like very much I think I would look like the old man on the dance floor. I think I would look like some anachronistic thing. look at the old man trying to I refuse to watch anything on YouTube that says somethingomething like old man listens to blah blah, blah for the first time or anything like that Maybe I should start that. Old manan he'ars Tate McCe. Oh yeah or I should start what? Old man continues to not listen to anything modern. Be funny. how long could you take it? You know what I mean? How long could I take this awful song by someone like Tate McCre? right Yeah, but what am I gonna do? What am I get like crringe? Yeah, G get a bunch of like old people going, Yeah These young people they're stupid. I hate that too. Yeah. Rally around that I don't think there's gonna be any YouTube channel that I have. It's radio or bust. It's starting to look like bust. All right, I don't want get sued for this, but this one over here's Jared Yamamoto. He's buying World Cup stuff from Poshmark. Is that a ladies place? It's kind of like the ladies fashion eBay. They resell stuff on that. They resell stuff like that and there's there are allegations about the people who create the These shirts, that ass far as I'm going to go I'm not in the mood to get sued. I hope that that's not. Other people could you know what? Look it up and then Make of that what you will. You know what's crazy is so you can go down at the FIFA Fanfest. They were sellingast. PF of fanestast. They were sellinganast The triple F Triple F. they were they They were selling team I got last nure G night. Yeah. They were selling Team USA merch that had the World Cup patches on both the jerseys and you go to Team USA store online, Do doesn't have the World Cup patch. So I found one on Phmark that actually has it. Yeah. and it has not shipped. I'm sure Th those things that you might read about Phmark aren't true I hope That's what I want to say. I'm getting everything I I wouldn't sue me from Alibaba. Yeah, me too. Alibibaba. That's out of Chinaa That's right, It's the best one. I love it. I mean That's where you get all your trrump phones. Yeah the phones that got a great deal fake paint. So there's I don't know a BS headline. I feel like this might be a BS headline. A new store in Hong Kong has no human employees, just a single humanoidid robot I care I parts? Yeah It's that's a good question What kind of store this barn just Sing get you b here you about there No, it's like there's like at least the picture they're showing is you know like somebody's being served a drink, but that's not inside of a store. A convenience store. It's convenience store. so it's got the whole convenience thing. I'm saying BS because There's somebody remote Control You know what I mean? contontrolling the robot The robot. Like you really think that that robot that walked out of the White House with Melania a few months ago was autonomous. It was and it was somebody here. they show. Welcome up to Buckle your Buckle seatbel. Thank you. The future is here. M, there's no doubt about that Yeah, there aren't any autonomous robot yet. Oh they had this There's one company that keeps showing off these sort of demos and it's supposed to be their humanoid robot doing things in the real world. And there's one where it's sorting things coming off the line and maybe the I'm going to make up some of this in my mind, but it says if The stuff coming off the line is the same product, but let's say that one's red, one's white, and one's blue. And the robot is separating them too But the reds with the reds, the whites of thed somethingomething along those lines. If something has to be separated and you see it separating And then' at one point It keeps, it looks like it's like rubbing its forehead Like the it keeps going like this to its forehead And they figured it out. The reason it keeps going like this to his forehead is because the person who's really doing it is wearing virtual reality glasses and they've slipped. And so they keep going up like that. And it's just it's look, these people lie or look I have found All of these People lie. What do I think about that? Well,s not that's not what we're here for What do you think about it Make of that what you will. I'm just tell. Yeah like that. No no, I don't want to hear it. I'm just saying So the second you start seeing one of these gal bots as they're called called here start touching their their forehead is fore you know something's wrong with them. Yeah the remote person that's actually running is adjusting their VR glasses, their goggles. Apparently the bots name or one of the bots names is Cho. Cho guy, Cho guy ye stock shelves, picks items, handles checkouts, and can even chat with customers in multiple lations. Yeah, right, yeah. Okay, that's happening. Right How are the kids? Theyir must be getting big now. You can put that in the store Put your pants back on, please But' have Lucy's. It's Hong Kong. so it's a pretty buttoned up place there. Yes Yeah I can't imagine at my local convenience store. let's see you live by the by Turner? Yes So are there Bodegas around you Yeah, Okaykay. How come we don't call them Bagers I gott to stop asking questions. I think that's like because is this just the New York Puerto Rican maybe? Is it thing Are you making it up? As you go along? Sound that makes sense. Yeah, I guess so. U you would have thought it would' have made it into Westide story, He? Maybe it got cut. We call them convenience stores. Thankk you very much. That's right. I know it. We call boring. That's boring It is Bodega sounds. But conras. Hey, I'm going to the Bodga. By the way, what is so convenient about a quick trip Well you go need Hey love overre paying for everything. Hey, hey I need I need to fill up. Oh, well, there's only twenty five There's only twenty five pumps Oh, but they're all taken up. I guess I'll have to sit up. Oh people are getting aggressive too, especially at the qu America. I thought we were getting kinder to one another. Oh man, I was shocked at how aggressive some people have been, especially like places like Quick Trip where the gases are a little bit lower than most gases where the gas is a little bit lower than most places. I'm shocked at how people will fight to get into this, I know Well people it's America two hundred fifty. People love. Americans love to fight with other Americans. It doesn't matter how if it's over a gas pump or Tax policy That doesn't matter. I can't wait to be on ATL scoop. twenty twenty six, the year every American decided to never bite their lips or Tom you can bite your tongue. I at myongueesterday but. He bit his tongue in reality and it was scary. And it hurt. Well, you know what happens when you bite your tongue is for me, then there's like the as it's healing, it's kind of raised a little bit.. And then your teeth keep hitting it again. It's almost healed Swollen I think that's what You know, if hell is a personal thing Bespoke to the thing that's going to be your personal health That's the one I'm going get if I go to hell I'm just gonna to have this I'm going bite my tongue. Th every time it's almost healed Blight it again, Start Int infinity Infinity. I take that hell. Into infinity. Oh, into infinity? Yeah, that's a pretty chill hell Everybody's he everything else and that's just what keeps happening. It's annoying forever. Yeah. but no no, no, you're still you're still down there in the in the heat But ye, in between the tongue biting, you're being molested by demons conently. Yeah Well How big are they strong? A lot of tell Yeahah, what do you mean, you know, shes can they lif her up Oh yeah, they can. Oh no, I've been so bad on earth. Are they like was it the USC guy or a wrestler in the airport Oh, that's that Dustin guy rem they they fight in the airport like that guy What was that guy's name? Dustin Porier. Is he UC Yes, forer, Yes, yeah Well, listen, you never get out of the firm like to see No one leakes the firm. Yeah U So yeah, I know his name. So was he a champion at one He was Yeah And was this years ago? Is he is he is he wasas this like two years That a year or two ago? And then o just just going around with him on Diavon. I don't really know what to do after fighting, you know, I Yeah lost. It's like, well. So was he drunk? and was this AP was this this was in Atlanta This was in Atlanta. An officer comes up to him. Now hold on. No, he's been taken off the plane at this point. like So he's swearing and making a get a scen in the gate, Yes. Going to Portland. Wait a minute. wasas he on the plane? I feel like we're So he's in the gatehouse. I think he's already been pulled off the plane. right I was saying this, but this starts on the plane and they pull him off the plane. Right. And then he's back at the gate area and Man, is he drunk? He sounds like maybe he's drunk. He admitted, he's drunk. All right. And before you hear this, let me just say He has said he's working on himself. So But is this an APDw the APD's dash cams. S I thought could I see a video the body cam. I only heard I only I only heard it. I didn't see it And so I thought he was dealing with a gate agent. I didn't know that he was threatening at the g. The gate agents in the video you see them they kind of run behind the officer and then he tries to size up the officer. He's like obviously no, no, I don't want any problem with you. I don't I don't. Wow, this guy's really gone if he decides he's gonna start a fight with a cop, right? Let's go to doctor. What's going on What's up bunch of ho. I'll fight you right now, I don't want to fight No let's f I don't to fight. All right, neverever mind, just stop. We got to be say. We've got to be on the same page. I didn't care. The host will decide. Okay, There were some hard ces. were okay, whatever. We all know what he was saying All right So we'll just move on to the next story, I guess. if there's a lot of pearl clutching going on here. After all, we all could have lost our jobs because Dustin Poorier made the news U So whatever. he's he's working on him He's working on himself apparently as George was mentioning there, since he got out of wrestling. He has he's been a little lost about what he wants to do. He was drunk with the boys gets pulled off the flight and he's like, you know, I don't want to get rebuooked on another flight and then that's when that whole instance, that whole accident happened. That noody just heard. Yeah Well, go online And you can hear it bleaped, I guess poorly, I don't know. Oh Are we doing something else or are we going to a break or are we doing Okaykay. It is three forty five, and that when we usually do it All right, I'll get it over that. We'll be back Look out. the Scottish are headed toward Miami now. I guess they must have so they're still in it. They have a good team or they? Yeah, you know what? This is the first time they've qualified number twenty years and they're a good defensive team. All right. Well like want all their. They somehow figured out a way to drink Boston out of all their beer supply. They're having a blast to the United States of America. They look like they're just fun to be around and now they're They're headed down to Miami, but You tell me breaking news that there's a psychic saying if you're Scottish, don't go down there. psychic with twenty three million dollars on social media. That means that psychic's good. I was going to say she because they're almost all female but I don't want She claims that aliens She's go. She's claiming that aliens are going to invade the field and abduct players during the Scotland versus Brazil World Cup game. All right. seeee here's the thing. This is where all twenty three million followers should just say, okay, well here it is. We're going this is going to be this is a this is a one time event, right? I they' been playing one or two games in Miami too They' They're playing tonight at six o'clock one game in This is the metric. This is it. You know, if we live in a sane world If I'm not saying, we gott to see. If the Scottish World Cup team is not abducted by aliens during the game, the next day she should go from twenty three million followers to zero. That's if you live in a rational world. You know what I like though? L it's a really ballsy It is prediction. Yeah It's like she must really think she's right Over the years Uh, we've had, you know, just in radio you know, psychics and And they always like They won't go with the bold route. like, I won't tell you when you're going to die. against my It's against all these things that somebody could really hold pin you down to Like ask a psychic without telling the psychic Day was I born You should know that. That's an easy one. Yeah. How hard is that? Thursday? I don't mean of the week The actual date. think has there ever been a psychic that was right about something? Like absolutely sp? Well the old clock is right a stop clock is right twice a. I guess in. didid she ever predict anything? Supposedly she predicted the assassination of JFK and that's why when we were kids She was famous And she got to hang out with the Reagans in the White House. Well, yeah, because Nancyy was into astrology. had just humor. Nerology. don't like that I don't know how anybody can fall for that stuff. But what do I know? Well, this psychic does claim that the a that she saw in multiple dreams would carried out by a race known as the Reptilians. The Reptilians. And they only like Scotts Well, they would take both players. It didn't say they would only take the Scotts says they would they would be What about the fans? What about the crd? Are they safe? I'm not sure. It just says those on the field. I imagine they'd scatter I would hope soce they saw the the mothership coming down into hard Rck st would just get another beer buike. This is entertainment. What's. Listen, hey, get back to Scotland, you wouldn't believe what I saw in America. better know going to be in It's wild over there. our team. But I think the Scott team. That's okay Peter. The fact that the Scottish are into America shouldn't be a surprise. They've You know, hated England forever That They've been trying to separate from England forever. So they have a lot in common with their American sisters. I hope that they're able to stay in it. There have They've been a great story. If they draw tonight againstrazil, they'll likely make it to the next round. or what time is that I want They six o'clock tonight. Tim Andrews loves a draw. God, I love it. man. That's the most exciting thing in the world. It exciting to watch something for four hours and then for a four hours It's about an hour and a half Th h It's about it's literallyame withith the stoppage, you could end up in about an hour and forty minutes usually a They don'll usually go over like ten minutes of stoppage do it? No, not in the first round. L a good marathon sex session and nothing happens at the end. Well, that's always fun. always fun Listen, you're going and you're going and going and all of a sudden you get like you have to cough at the same time or something. it just ruins everything. It like Oh, well, that was worth nothing. I was working up to a big, big uh Fale there. They call it dry pitching. Oh go That's why the kids are taking their shirts off in the stands of the baseball.ud Is this like a thing? Are you arere you going to do this You're a trend hopper? Tarps off. I will not be doing tarps off. You won't be I showing those magnificent Nelles to because of that. I just I thought that the where is that going to be? I thought that the Braves in Braves country would be better about this, but instead it was Stain. Louis that started this and then other teams picked up on it and the braves for were one of the last teams in all of major League baseball to p up on the So you think it's a good thing? No, no, I think it's about But you're mad that it took them so long I'm upset. I'm confused. Here here. let me explain myself. H're here. here here. I S. Let me explain myself. The right honorable gentle kid is It's the floor is yours. If The TarRPps off trend had started here in Atlanta I would be all about it. But because it started in St. Louis I'm not h Louis. I do hate the c. What about the part? You are full of hate. Yeah about What about the part What about the part of it where it's just obnoxious. I came to the ballpark with my family. I don't want to be a part of this. You know, I don't want to be a part of this You know People ruin everything But you really need them to be buying tickets in order to keep things alive. So you got to put up with them. You know what I miss? I miss the days of Frankcorps Franks where people dressed up in hot dog suits for Fank that was McCan's cans, whereere you dressed up as a Mc canan. By by the time you got to McCann's cans, it was always it was the death of Frankcorps Franks. It's always like the next Yeah. Yeah. get them right in the ass iss. They would go up and kiss or kick him. One of the other? At least those were a ra these dabbers B knives. At least these were true to Atlanta. I will give those trends to Atlanta, and I would have absolutely if I hadd been of age to be able to go don't find you don't find anything obnoxious about this. I mean, of course I find it obnoxious I take. But if the braves had started it, yes, absolutely, I would have been we would have been the OGs. That is a mindless response. just say that is a mindl If you were the trend setter I absolutely would have been about it. Oh, so you're a trend setter. They're not a trend follower. Amen. I'm sorry, excuse me. I didn't realize Tessler doctrine begins Wing Oh wait, is this a repeat? I thought they were showing a different game. I thought we were I thought we were getting what did you think we were getting? Was What's tonight in Atlant? ter I thought it was Qutar and Bosnia, Herzegovinia. Tonight we've got Haiti and Morocco at the been. But isn't Qter playing right now? I thought they were. Why are we? Huh? I believe they are. So what is we seeing a repeat? No there's two live games. The other game is probably on FS. But didn't Oh no, no, Switzerland played Bosnia Herzegovina last time. Yeah got But we saw Ghana yesterday, didn't we? Be thought made that joke. Canada and Swiss Oh Switzer Canada. I thought I saw I thought I was a G. We need to watch Qutter Longo was last night U Well, somebody was at a bar and saw it like. Do you even have a television at your house or you just have like your computer? I don't have a TV that watch that can watch sports watch? How about one that plays sports I didn't know that those TVs existed. But a person can't stand sports sits in the recliner just like Hey, hey, you tired of sports? Buy our TV. Yeah. It won't even come on there. There's no chance of seeing any sports. Yeah, the only time I see sports is at a bar Why don't you get one of those antenners 's an I don't know You might w want to watch the local news. You might want to watch an old sitcom from fifty R. want to watch the local. I might want to watch me TV see Match Game seventy five on M TV. You can watch that on YouTube.. The live you see those live channels that they just show match Yeah. they just keep going I think that's the Come on, Charles. Me TV is fun for about two weeks now Th it's just like, Oh, there's a lot of Nostalgia is great when you first Yeah, But once you go in the deep end, then all of a sudden you bored. How many episodes of the Paul Lynn show are you gonna watch? How many of make Th are my children? I'm such a natural father with children. Nobbody believes that I'm marry I bet autumn up in your area because you're so close to DC, you would probably get not only the Baltimore channels, but you would also get the DC channels. So you would get a lot. You're getting you're listing out. Well, 'use you want to watch and you get all do things on TV.ul You're living in the end days of television. You want to be able to tell your grandkids what it was about. You can literally saw it in the todayday. I don't need to say what the end was like. Oh the end was. I will send you a hack so you don't have to spend any money. It's You take two paperclips and you can put it in your little coaxle. I don't have paper clip Yeah She doesn'took, I'll se you some Sheells. She She likes talk and that's it, Jared. That's right She's a doom scroll Doom sccroller. Now, not doom scrolling Are you doom sccrolling? Well, entertainment is growing. Okay, well, you can call it whatever you want. how much is I show you how to grow tomatoes in your backyard? The government doesn't want you to know this secret Do everythingthing is here's what they't want you to know Yeah, it's so stupid. The Stick T of porn channel are they no porn no pork on good It's good to have some places where it doesn't exist. I mean, the models go on there, but Oh they tell you like if you want to like advertis don't go to their cororn channel They sayay corn so they can get past the That's great. We all, you know, adults have to act like they're on a, you know in third grade. Every time I watch corn, I want to unalive myself. I know this is gonna be about corn. Yeah. Some farmer from the Midwest is It ain't corn, Martha. I'm on the wrong channel. And they were there for the same reason. Right. Some people just get really, really turned on by corn Cornbn Horn for. O the cob. Very popular the co the cob cream Cam Bread. Am I the only person that as I know them people actually like I'm the only person who likes circus peanuts. But when I was I like circus peanuts. When I was a kid, I liked cream corn. I haven't had it much. But what's wrong with it? It's delicious. It is Can I tell you something when I was in this' a little story about it, little littleittle Eric When I was probably I don't know twelve years old or so I For some reason, so we were living outside of Memphis, And for some reason, I got I really got into Memphis State Unit MSU's basketball team at that time So it's like nineteen seventy Four, five. I can't rememberaybe I was like ten or eleven years old and the coach would always have like a coffee mug in his hand And I believe there's a guy named James Gunn who was on that team and I think maybe he died young or something. There was a big story about it. but I was really I was watching these games all the time and he had a c and so I didn't drink coffee because I was only twelve years old. So before the game would start, I would My mom was working. This wasnt after my dad left. My mom was working, so basically had the place to myself and my little brother. So I would make cream cheese cream cheese. I'd make a cream corn And I would pour it into a coffee mug and I would stand in front of the TV and walk back and forth just like the coach the team would with his coffee cup. I like that. Look up James Gunn with two ends. For some reason that's in my head. directing. No, I know. I know it's the director's name, but I feel like there was a player And I feel like something tragic happens. Same gum He you watch creream corn? You creream corn. It's like Memphis State University nineteen seventy four or five somewhere in there. I don't know why this is important to me and I don't know why I'm putting the brakes on my entire show for it. But squirrel. What can I say? J Gun Jhn Gun Did something bad happen to him talalented forward whose career was tragically cut short Let's see why Erk von Hessler's crereamed corn. That's probably what did it Jun died unexpectedly during these junior season due to complications from a rare disease. Oh, seeee, that's why Johson syndrome. See, that's what that's why it sticks with me, I guess because I really got into this team and then I'm a kid and then An that would only happen once in a hundred years or something happened to the team that I was following. W my What? Do doesn't matter? Life threatening skin and you. I don't want to lose I don't wantan to know. No I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I remember I remember he was one of my favorites at the time and he was a great player Ah 's kind of a doubt But you know, not all memories are wonderful. right? Not all memory we have to face All the memories No matter good Or bad. Good Good O bad. He swallowed that good. after this came out bad. You learned never to walk back and forth with that creamed corn in the coffee cup. Are you blaming a young Erica your Hassl one hundred percent I think that's horrible. How dare you your l. I think it's horrible too You shouldn't have killed that He didn't get it like Sweden Johnson syyndrome or whatever. I didn't do it I was I was a booster. I was I had the cream corn. Who else was marching back and forth Mirroring the coach on the sidelides in front of the TV. Noough me, I was there I know. I think the creamed corn being in the coffee cup walking in that direction at that time probably told the psychics of the world that that's what was going to happen to that poor gentleman. I wasar tonight. Yeah do it again. Yeah and do it for like a week. Yeah And then pick one person to think about while you do that and then see if that person gets unared. No, I think I know who that person's going to be Oh. I mean, she made the suggestion. I'm not say I assume you me me. I mean nothing against you, but since you made the suggestion, surely you I would imagine you were volunteering yourself. That was That's absolutely not what I was doing. Yeah, you want me to harm someone else? Is that Well That doesn't seem right. Some know ose the end. I did the same thing you did not with cream corn But I would put iced tea in a rock glass and pretend I was Dean Martin. I might just walk around I did the same thing, not Dean Martin, but I pretended like this I was at like a little party Oh really? Like you're at a cocktail party in my glass. Would you have any class? All right and you like act like you're an adult hanging out at a cocktail party whereere you saying like adult things in your mind like I have to pay bills. I'm really important. Got a new job tomorrow. Gota I hate to scram, but sorry kissing dolls, I have to go to work I become the CEO of Mattel tomorrow morning I'm need to get a good night's sleep. Uh, you know, in this new era of the Bon Hessler doctrine where basically I just give you information and Just say, hey, make of that what you will There's a lot going on with Polymarket and Calci. It's not being, here's the interesting thing Not being covered All that much and So which is like so these u Polymarkets and the cowses and Draft Kings And what's the other one Fan duel They're all I realize this, they're all applying the same strategy as Big phharma did a long time ago Throw so much advertising dollars to all of these outlets And then if there's any scandal, If there's any trouble Maybe you don't get all of that Coverage Because I think CNN has signed something with Calcici andor Polymarket. I think Fox News has The Wall Street Journal who also has has broken a story about poolymarket that's pretty amazing and it would be surprising if the same thing isn't going on with Ky. Perhaps I'll give you those facts but remember This house isn't trying to steer you one way or another You make of it what you will Good afternoon. Oh my goodness gracious. to Ashley Fraska. They woke her up and said get to work. Ashley says there's unfortunately a crash Jim just said something is Trump that was wr I can't say that. you could. I could. I'll do it when we do the story. Well, I'll give you the setup. All right, Nothing' is better than a joke that's telegraphed. Always lands. Al lands. Who's playing tonight in Atlanta? I've gotaiti in Morocco. Six o'clock, the Bins. G I hope all the cats are inside Well, they get hungry, they get. Come on. is a this is the World Cup. The world's here, mister Fresident. You can't be new world here. They're going to bring their appetite. And I know they like cats and dogs, cats and dogs. They're eating them, I don't This country has gotten very strange politically. I haven't noticed it. And culinarily. I don't know what he's talking about. Things seem pretty sad I thought it was normal uil, you know, recently. You know what? they lost that giraffe. Right God. How do you lose a giraffe? Did they need a giraffe? Yeah somebody ate it That's a possibility. Oh that is you good. That's a big old deer. Yeah you could By the way, we've got a deer in in my neighborhood. I mean, just talk about the cushiest place. It's obviously young. and just Just walking around in the road Now I'm used to it in the back in the yard or something like that or going from my backyard and seeing them go to somebody else's backyard or something like that. we got a deer in the neighborhood just like hey, just hang it out. No fear. Hey, no fear. That al' happening with us with rabbits Yeah. Wow, you have rabbits. I don't care. I never see rabbits We get a lot of rabbits too many coyotes Well, that's what' that's why that's what that's what rabbits are. Coyote food. So in order to have coyote boxes. Yeah, rabbits are amazing because their evolutionary strategy is just a lot of rabbits. Yeah. It's just procreate like crazy because they are I know they hop, but they are the slowest moving They've got to be the easiest prey. that's out there And u you know, they're they look like a hearty meal Oh ye got eat. too lean. You have to like eat their brains and eyeballs and Oh yum They are lean, but they taste good if you cook them right Well, know what'm say The the coyotes are' cooking them though that's not You can you can like have but what is it? likeike it's called like rabbit starvation or something. You can just if you try and live just off rabbits, you don't get enough fat. Oh, really? Yeah U Jared, why don't you do that as a radio stu? Yeah I saw rabbit around. I me you can you want to go viral all rabbitiet. I ate nothing but rabbies for one year and this is what happened. I can see the thumbnail now The All rabbit diet. I saw one earlier today on my little stroll in the park. Rabbit? I should I did It was faster, faster than I expected but fat, fat and fast Fat and fast. Fat and fast. You would not expect those to be. I' not you're back on the GLP one. What you gave up on that I'm doing it low and slow, bab. I don't understand what that means. It's like if you wanted to do that, why not just do it? But you're doing it like a little bit. Is there something you're afraid of losing like your soul? You know, you can lose so much weight that you lose your sou same time. Some people It's a new medication and so I'm paying attention to how my body reacts so I'm A lot of diarrhe No Okay. That's what I hear sometimes there's a lot of diarrhea. I'm just asking this I don't know what's funny about that. That's a clinical.' see that seemed like a statement to me. I was too many fats and if you eat too fast sometimes you get a little But you have heard you've seen these new stories that are out that you can the GLP ones You can lose so much weight that you actually lose your soul. I see thoser' have one of those anyway. Yeah, I gave it up. I sold that to the deevil. That's how I got this job. That's right. That's why you're on radio.tlantic. That's all I want. mister Devil, That's all I want, mister Devil. That's the worst bargain ever made. Not better. you sign the contract. You and Daniel Webster upset about selling your souls.. You ever see that movie? No is that how it The devil No, it's not the dictionary guy. It's just guy with the same name. It was that show where he was little kid. No, that's Daniel Boone, right? Oh, no, that's Webster.,bster I'm sorry. was a show we're doing Helloid Hello St. Who's Daniel Webster? It was just the guy in this movie. It's not the it's not the actor or the character? No, it's a character. Now somebody looking up to make sure I'm not making this up. This is all coming after out of memory, The devil and Daniel Webster great a porn movie. It's from nineteen thirty six. Great movie It really is a great movie. and I think the Daniel Webster' is a character. He's not connected to Webster's dictionary There is a short story. The deevil and Daniel Webster. Well, that's what the movie was madeant. Okay. Very cool. It's in the tale, he represents the ultimate American patriot sererving as a miraculous defender of freedom who outwits the devil in a supernatural courtroom. I don't remember all that. I just remember it was a great movie The bllack and white one from nineteen forty one? Yeah. Is it Henry Fnda? I can't tell by. I don't think it's Henry Fnda. No, but it's an actor that kind He's kind of like a character actor in a lot of other things who plays the guy, I think. I'm not sure What's going on back there, George? You you're you're all over the place You're what's the word I'm looking for? aplectic frustrated Is there something wrong with the technology? There is. U. We may have to keep on talking. Do we have to keep on talking? Yeah I think that's a good idea. I'm out We're done. I've got nothing else here. What about the devil and Miss Jones? Now that was I wish I've never seen that. You know, I've never seen the classics. Never. I've never seen behind the green door. N saw behind the green door. How about the throat? I've never seen that I've never seen I have I think that I have seen Debbie does Dallas. Is that the one where Harry Reems has a candle shop or something that she goes into? I seem Yeah, I Well he's he's a doctor in the one of Linda Lovevelace. That's that's that's that's D throat. Right U I think I saw Debbie does Dallas But Mbe I saw mayaybe I saw the sequel. The sequel is a good one Really? Maybe because, you know, like the Goddfather you' say it's better. She's're saying Godfather too, it's better than Godfather one. Because she's in jail and she goes, you can't do that. And the guard goes, It's the law Well, look, the law is the law, right? The law's the law. L at me done. Ashley Frascoa says it's a I seen this thing about Norway's the coach of Norway and the daughter I have. I mean, she's very attractive. Yeah Turning heads, they say. But I mean that's an old term. She's turning heads. Turning heads. A lot look. A lot of look.urning. a lot of Scandinavian women look really good though.. That's my whole thing. Okay, well, let me to you what get taken away from her. S Yeah, she's a dime of dozen.. She's got. She's an American ten but a Scandinavian four.. What does Autumn say? That' right. They did eugenics, so they're all pretty and handsome. Is that what happened Is that what happened? Norway interestnteresting place. I think I'd like to go there someday Yeah. I mean, not for not to stay. Go in the wintertime so it's never. I want to go when it's all a summer when it's never dark. I No, I want to go when it's always dark. I do. I I want to be in bars with people who haven't seen the sunshine in three months. That's what I want to experience I guarantee you that because the Norwegians are going viral for doing their their boat rowing, they're doing this. is that their thing? That's their new thing They It's really cool though see in the stadium. It's like the wave except rowing. It is cool, but I she was in a bar and she saw that. Yeah. I guarantee you am Iong TikTok's either bar or TikTok Oh, okay. let me hold on one second. curious mind here Are you ever in a bar scrolling TikTok Uh sometometimes I'm showing a TikTok to Joe. Oh, okay. All. In a bar in a bar. Yeah. never like scrolling for fununszies just. I'm scrolling create a sitcom for her and Joe It's going called The bar flies. And it all takes place in the bar.'re not, you know, they're not drunk. Extra dirty martini. Yes. But the whole thing takes place at a bar. But There's never been a sitcom like this. It's like the regulars show up and they go on and They have a goofy bartender. Goofy bartender. Maybe there's like a love hate. Yeah, like you don't know. Do they like each other? Are they ever gonna get together? We gotta do that. That's never done. Cassy waitress Sassy waitress, I think it's really important that we get a really good theme song that people know and hum And a dumb cook. It's never been dumb before. What are you talking? A dumb cook? because you know in a bar, you're have make c' talking about Al. He was not. He was not. He was not following the joke We got toa give him a b. I know he's young ger. was adding. know you weren't because it wasn't the premise. We were pretending we'd never heard of cheers Well you really blew it Gven one of those It a dumb cook from Cheer? In a garbage bank you had one arm. We need one of those buzzers. It's all right It's okay. I' quitting No not, o,. I gotta keep on going. I'm not allowed. I can't just walk away right now. No I gotta keep up to K fabe that you ate me. Oh, okay. What's that mean K fabe? It's an old wrestling term that even though everybody knows it's fake, you never talk about it. Oh, so what does it stand for? I don't remember Keep It's as old as wrestling, K Fabe. Are you talking about like gorgeous George in the fifties? Yeah All right, D's how to work it out now on the air If you would like to if you would like to maybe do some homework tonight and then tomorrow tell us what it obvious. You can find it out in two seconds.. Are you at the bar every night that your kids are with you with Father, like when you have a week Is this a nightly thing? going on here. What's going I mean I do trivia bar. I that doesn't count. E Monday and Wednesday That doesn't count becausecause you get paid while you're getting drunk. That doesn't count. Are you allowed to drink while you do the trivia? Yeah, I don't usually haveave you ever like in the whole time, maybe just thought to yourself One too many and I still have a half hour to go Oh no, no, no because I don't I can't, you know, I get there right at seven. Okay, you know, so Okay. There's there's nothing real I can't really like I don't get teds the trivia queen. You don't get tained by the second round. No. I've stayed after. Oh, seeee, that's how you can lose your gig right there. That's's That's where gigs are lost When you stay afterward? Im good' drk Are you good drunk? Yeah. I don'tnder if I've ever seen you drunk. sure. Sure you have. I'm sure I have. We've been at parties together so it has those apple teinis? Hey, I even went through an apppple teeny thing. Beause I'm saying we drank a ton. That's right. Yeah I don't I never watched sex and the City but my wife did and then that made her Make a bunch of apppple teinies and I was like, o, I like these. Apple teinis workt necessarily from sex in the city, I don't think. That's where c Cma.ight. Cosma. I think that I don't know. Doesn't it all go together I feel like it happened in the sex in the city phase that my wife was going through. So I can you could be right. I always attributed it to that, but maybe Maybe it's not Maybe although we did have cosmos at in that same period of time. I've still never seen one single epe. I've never seen I've never seen one scene. sex in the city What was it on likeine years or something? It something And then it came back just woke of the wokiest woke wokes ever It was just a bunch of young people, them them genulecting to the smarter young people around. That's why I heard. That's a recipe for it h.'t It was fun to hate watch Yeah Yeah. It started to look like that u Everybody's predicting now that supergirl is going to be a big oldl flop. Well, I mean, all the publicity going into it's been bad Well, yeah, we talked about it too much, talked about it yesterday, but I don't I don't people said that about Superman. Why are they still making hit? Why are they still making these? Because James Gunn took over the DC Universe I mean any of. The guy from that basketball team? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he hasn't even been around since nineteen seventy five. I Yeah, I u I don't, but I mean, why wouldn't you just stop Marvel just like stop for four or five years. So when the next one comes out It's like, wow, it's been years since we've had one of these. I think Marvel has an Avengers movie coming That' what I'm saying. How about just wouldn't it be smarter if all of they if they all just took a pause? And there was there were no superhero movies at all released for like four or five years. Wouldn't it be like exciting again? in four or five if they did it that way. Same with Star Wars. These things just keep flopping. I guess the Avengers probably won't flop because they love theven. Everybody has all the people in it. Son't be like the double end game? wasas this one? Yeah didn't the end didnidn't they all it wasn't that I didn't see it. so I can't exoil it, but it wasn't it' expect end game. end game. That's usually when it's over. I had somebody explain to me Spider Man because there's a new Spideran coming out And I said, This shouldn't Spider Man be fifty now And like you said about A. I know Batman. but like they don't know who they don't know Peter Parker', the blah blah, blah, And someone told me well, because of the multiverse and reset everything It's too much. I heard the animated ones are pretty good. Yeah that animated ones haven't seang animation styles. like that's really cool Yeah, I heard that one's pretty good. I've never seen any Spider Man. However, Toby Mcuire ones are great. Did not see it. because weren't those made by the same guy who made evil dead. Yeah. Sam Ramy did The first one was good. I thought the the two two three were. Okay. Third one is not so good because there are too many bad guys Now I felt I didn't need to see the films because I did see the Broadway show The man was that awful. Did you see the one the guy the cord broke? the guy got hurt? No nobody got hurt on the ones but I saw it happen If I was a If I was ten And someone took me to that show, it would be one it would be the greatest thing I ever saw in my life because The onecept problem was two Well, the music and the songs weren't that good. They just weren't that interesting but they did have like different people playing Spider Man. And they would just like drop from the roof every once a while. and they'd be like right next to your chair. Okay. You know, And like if you were like ten years old, like the whole spectacle of it, was really cool. It's just that it's a musical and then there was a. No I remember the opening The opening number was called bullying by Bullying By numbers? Is that what it was? Something like that Throughout the whole show, there were a lot of visually interesting things It's just that the actual plot and songs were not interesting. It was visually interesting to watch, but it was just dull ull And he was being bullied. is that the story? He's in high school? He was bullied by. They had this effect They had this effect in high school. He's being bullied and like the walls keep moving and And it was a really cool thing. I lo this. I loved it. My eyeballs loved it E else hated it wo tickets from my ears hated it. two tickets, Eric to go see it to the fox. here you go. Oh good yeah. I don't think I don't think that show could ever go on the road because youd have to have all that stuff set up And nobody just wants to see the show Are you gonna say something, George? I see. I was looking at the track list, but there's no bullying by numbers song. There's some whatever it is. in the beginning, he's being bullied. What's the first song Boys fall from the sky The boy falls from. Okay, yeah, that was a different. was that was a show I went to the night afterr. That one one that was a great show. That one was Times Square A lot of fun that one Ash although a couple people did get hurt at that performance. Ashley Fraska says there's Got some good open mics for Eric if you want. Would you like Well, usually it's just people tell me I'm an idiot. But I'm game. That's Eric, this is me. call you. know Are they playing characters or are they no characters He told us one wasn't a character. that was a character last. So I don't know that you are a reliable man. As Autumn has brought up multiple times in the show, I am an open mic expert here on the show. Yeah see you that is correct. Autumn always she texted me that last night. Yeah, give him the credit he deserves. I deserve that credit And you have a new message and that it's make of that m you will makeake I'm I realize that I shouldn't be giving out advice. or analyzing things or telling people what's wrong with the world. because basically I'm an idiot. So and that's what I've been hearing from the open mkers and I decided to agree with them, lean into it. so now I'm going to try an era of the show where I just bring things up and then I just say, you make of that, what you will. Eric If those open mics, including myself, They're just raing you have a fun But your insights and your take on things are the reason why we keep coming back. So don't stop Ke them coming But you obliged Smell a hum, honey trap I'm smelling a honey trap. That's right. They want to get you back in there so they can Wh anybody listen to you. You've got four refrigerators Filled with wires. Now this next open mic has a suggestion on what to do with open micers that suggests how the show should be. Eric, I got a new skit Sin open my domination I know Tim's going to be really into this one. Basically we get Autumn Fisher known as the Oal dominatrix. Okay fun the people calling in for the open lights And Oh and then that's it He's getting better pot than I am This's a great idea, She dominatrix but that's it. She kind of she kind of does that already. We didn't give her the name Arl. A U R A. Al Al. Al. That meanans she she dominates you through her ears See here's what you're doing I hear everything. That's right. And then she gives you commands. I don't know how that one works. U But yeah, great idea. probablyrobably not gonna to do that. No. It's a skit Yeah, he doesn't know the nom. Yeah, exactly. Ibody not's the radio lingo Eric. sarcastic. Getch. I don't think he's beinged. I think he's being stoned. Yeah. I got encourage makes fun of the open miers so he's called it. He's like this whole. Okay I'll buy this open micer is George's being veryy defensive. wast man. There we got her skit. So it's called She's an oral dominatrix. It's not me I like that George Oh, you want to give away tickets? Is that what you want to do? Not only have the old migers been nice, but absolutely we should give tickets. I don't think we should give anything away. Autumn is a cruel cruel person. I don't deserve it. But thankfully. She is not at the top of the food chain around here. I make these decisions. She's a co host. She is merely a co host of this show. One day. I make the decisions U be host and nobody gets nothing. Win two tickets. You better hurry up before autumn takes over. Win two tickets to see Harry Connk junior on Saturday, july eleventh at Sonovis Bank Amphitheater at Chastaine Park Be callaller number ten to four hundred four eight seven two zero seven fifty. Tickets are on sale right now at ticketmaster d. comot Ashley Fraska is checking Uh hour three The Bond hasester doctumentes like, this is owner of the lonely heart, right? U If my youngest son is listening this is it over owner of a lonely Heart. He's telling me that. I've never heard of that. Huge Yes song. Yes. Yes, they were. I'm just messing with them' going to s them over the weekend. It's like great, the whole world now thinks that I don't know what the hell I'm talking about Congratulations to Kim Wade of Avndale Estates, won two tickets to see Harry Conk Jr. On Saturday, july eleventh at Senvas Bank Amphitheater at Chastaine Park Tickets are on sale right now, a ticket master So doror Joe, if you want to go, you can still go. You just can't have free tickets from us. I buy that though Harry Konx absolutely work. Absolutely Harry Conx Jr. Modern day Crooner? Yeah Yeah, the modern day Sinatra. And your girlfriend Yeah, take take your wife take you take. She go with me.. I got aess thing going on here.. All right, you two get a room. doror Joe is here because it's wellness Wednesday. and that means that you know, we loosely kind of go over some of the health things that are going on We're not gonna to diagnose that rash you have on your backside or anything like that. I open the phone lines or your No open phone video phone line open, right? We I got to see it to diagnose. Doid people ever send you pictures and say, Hey, doctor Joe, what's this? I get pictures, I get someomebody from Africa just sent me a whole blood work. Really like as a luage, I don't even know what it is. I'm like, what am I going do with this? I mean Well, you can have the English translation. Well, gosh, there is a thing called or chat be. Yeah, what am I supposed to do? Like post them? likeike, hey, you know, stop stop doing which you're supposed Yeahah, hey ye, because basically you have the same advice for everybody. Stop having fun. Exactly. L boring. Live a boring life. And you'll be able to live that boring life longer than the people who had fun. That's right. You'll watch all your friends die happy. Yeah.'s. Watch all your friends die happy Absolutely. Dr. Joe, by the way, before we get into the health things He he brought me a gift And only you. And just for me because important to him. Yeah. I'm the host. you know, I get let's not have jealousy. expect autumn to. Hey, the Democrats socialists haven't taken over the entire country. I don't have to share everything So Dr. Joe very nicely. he There's a creepy element to this. doctor Joe has a I wouldn't call it a n fetish are all fetishes just by saying fetish are does that mean erotic or is there something other meanual So do they a him you're the expert? Youx I might have said yes. Yeah, I think so too. I think they it probably is. But he has,'s say an interest a hobby, a creepy hobby. It's not a fetish. It's a creepy hobby. He loves to go to estate sales And I find that to be so much I won't do that. My wife has gone through a few. and so she does it, but I can't walk around and go through somebody's stuff who just died. I find that there's just something creepy about that, you know? Everyone has died, but most have died ye. Oh okay. Yes, mostost are dead yeah. Oh, some people do it on the way out. Yeah, like they just want to they want to move and downsize. Okay what the heck? All. Yeah. that's not creey. So we'll make believe this wait that's a garage sale. It's a garage sale in the whole house. The whole house estate sale, garage sale is just a specea. Okay. I got it. but most of them have de passed away. And then you got the kids who are just trying to make money. They don't give a damn about what was important to the parents and I can't be a part of that. but I will accept this these are Beatles playing cards, which I'd never even heard of before And trading trading Trading carss Yeah, not playing you there's no game. Ohll I'll see your ringo with two pauls. Where didd you get a holographic ringo? No, no, this is there's one where Cynthian there is a joker. Yeah there's there's there's one with ringo and his shirts all open. It's like almost like a Oh wow, almost like a sex pose. Beef cake there. Yeah. Looks like it looks like he's a little drunk. And Is it from helpel It's either that or it's when they were before they went on at Sullivan in Miami. It's either that. It's either when they were at helped down down in Caribbean or period of time before they went on at Sullivan when he was in Miami. and that's where all the pool pictures come from, where you see them in the pool Uh so this is either one of those But My friend Tim Andandreerss looked up the value. So you paid ten dollars for What are these? twenty three of these. And the value of the card with Ringo showhing his chest. There's two right now on eBay, one seven, one is ten and that's the buy it now option. Look, that's the one, that's the that's the that's one of the twenty three is already paid for R of deck. Exactly. Absolutely. Yeah And you flip it over though, it's a question for Paul. I know. It doesn't really make any sense. What's the question? How did the Beatles enjoy performing in Paris? It' boring I enjoyed it very much. I was watching some interviews with Linda and it was like in the eighties when she had that terrible like mullet. Yeah. mean the McCartneyyss and their mullets have just were just it just went on and on and on. They made vegetarians look bad back then. They certainly did. Yeah. But I didn't understand her accent, she No, but I don't it's like a Madonna thing. Okay. She has sounded more and more like Paul. She's like, you know Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know we got a RM Now she she had this affectation. Yeah. And it was a weird kind of thing because it was, you know how like Clinton now when he's old, he doesn't The vowels at the end of the sentence just kind of drop She was kind of like that. All her life was I told him that I wasn't going to go You know Like if you watch the live movie from the Wings Over America, She's like Live in let D. like That's li' let die. Live in let Da In the documentary, the Paul documentary, that's aan on the run? Yeah, it' the same question I had. I'd heard her on the Simpsons, she didn't have that. Right. And it's something that came It's like Madonna. Sometimes she hasng She had an English Married a director from England and now I sound like I'm Britain I realizeed though that McCartney made a mistake m putting this album out soon I don't know if it's like movies. This alb is getting such great reviews would definitely be up for album of the Year. But I don't know. if you put it out in like October or something because the Grammys are in February It might kind of get lost in the shuffle But That'd be wild at the age of like eighty two or whatever he is, eighty three. think getty one album of the year. Certainly when rock, for sure, the rock album. I don't know how all their categories are now. Isn't there an overall album of the year? There's like three of them now. there's like categories. Oh as Aumn I've gotten to the point where you just your point of view on this just doesn't Oh wow.. The man has put out an album that's been received better than any album in the last twenty five years It was a commentary on the album. You refused to listen to it. It wasn't commentary on the album, It wass a commentary on you. Old farts that are still making things for. Or from my point of view Commentary on you who refuses to even listen to the album that is getting the best reviews these had an album At least twenty P Trump best the best. I'm not listening to, I'm not listening to anything new Well, I mean, but yeah ever again.. Hey Pat Boon is ninety two and he's still making music. so that gives Paul hope. Yeah, he's got plenty of time. Yeah. I think his album, that's the album of the year. Oh mind. By the I like autumn on Pat Boon. I'm not listening to him. All I don't care. Good. I don't care how good people say that it is. A lot of artists, by the looking I C curious how many artists have made trading cards like that? And there are several ofem I'm seeing Kiss has made them before. Kiss m Sheryl Crow has has Cheryl Crow.al trading card. Nobody has them I see. You get one of those they arere worth at least a hundred dollars. Morgan has trading cards. Mor. Morgan Wallen, Cheryl Crow Kiss and Morgan Wallen Adam hard spits on you. Yeah. How dare you come to my show? Were you born in the south? I ain't interested in nobody was born. Nobbody in the south. The guy hates He hates anybody that wasn't born in the South. Don't you get that He thinks that I mean, this dude, Morgan what he might as well be living in nineteen thirty five This he's like wary of Yankees. I don't know what they're doing up there in that big city. I'm seeing him on Friday. You're seeing him are you going a dking dude. You're going on a date. you We're going to see I'm excited I finally can figure out whether or not the show is good or not. You're going love it because it's going to be a spector and you're just gonna love it.'s too. You' just going with an open mind. I know Tina will not be a reliable narrator because she loves Morgan Wan. Wh Wow He loves S. like the way he yells at you and things don't go the way He's going do that. I don't think he's going to do I think that that's those are the outlines. Somebody take a picture out there. I want to know who the hell it is Iin't playing another damn song. Yeah It's twenty twenty six. Everybody's got phones, Jud. I don't care! We're We're in the south. We don't act like that. We ain't no Yankees. He specifically likes East Tennessee That dude is troubled He is a troubled dude. Hey, he just hired his dad to host a Bible show on his side. Oh great. Id really want to be preached to by the Walls Hey, I raised a son who gets drunk all the time and throws furniture off of five story buildings. Let me let me pastter you on how you should raise your children. No, thanks. We're just going to keep you for a little bit longer because we haven't done any well on this Wednesday. No And you've got to do my feet. That's true. And my fact dor. Joe iss going to be really happy about this. So when we come back think there's going to be a victory for doctor Joe's warar on beer in the. win was right. putut it in the right column. There you go. We'll see. You know, doctor Joe when doctor Joe's right, I find that uniquely, doctor Joe can be both right and wrong at the same time. At least for my pointonent. We'll see if that if it plays out that way. Good teas. Ashley Frasa says Come on, guys, we're back. Oh' having so much fun. I know, but now we gott to stop having fun because we're back. Yeah. By the way, doctor Joe said the reason he loves estate sales so much is it brings me back to my youth. You know, you have to o my mother had that pot or I remember that couch smells and so it's a world gone gone away. It won't be back ever again. So at least the estate sales give me a chance to revisit pieces. This is what men in the sixties think about, you know in our sixties. That's right. yeah. which is like,, remember when things were better. Yeah. It would be weird. life was fun. It'd be weird if I was having a stestate sale and some guy came in and was like, this pot smells just like my mother. Oh yeah. Oh okay. be like differentiffere kind of pot. I think it' be good That'd be great. Yeah. if it's yeah, I want to go to a place that does that Hey, my mom had some pot laying around. D. I know it says twenty five dollars if you want it. I know it says twenty five dollars sir, but for you llarsty dollars That's right becausecause you have an attachment to it,. That's right. You've let people know. you you can't you can't negotiate the way the president does. Yeah, exactly with Iran. No, you can't, you know, you got to be tough. This is basically how Trump U This is my im imagining of how Trump does his negotiating So if he was buying a car He would say to the car salesman, the first thing he'd say is, I am not leaving this lot without a car.. That's a style of negotiation. All right, what do you have for wellness Wednesday? We mentioned doctor Joe's war on beer. Well, you'll be happy, doctor Joe. A single pint of beer a day dramatically increases your pancreatic cancer risk Cing now first of all that to be so, it's not his fault, you's becausecause you're a functioning alcoholic and you're threatened by this data. I just know, one one week beer's good for you, one week beer's bad for you. One week wine's good for you, onene week wine's bad for you. Nobody says beer's good for you. Doctor Joe. That's not true. We have do for.. It depends. if the water supply is all messed up and you' gott boil it anyway, you might as well make beer out of it U So first of all Do you think that this is because it sounds you know, we as Jared said, sometimes we do hear these things right. And Are we talking about somebody who actually drinks beer seven nights a week So this is seven beers a week. I mean one pint a day three hundred and sixty five days a year. Is that what we're talking about? Well they're saying that these in England people do this. They go That's true every day. and so it's maybe not here, but that's a, you know, in Scotland, right? I mean, gosh, they can't make enough beer for those people apparently. So it goes from Is it a percentage thing? Well, they said ten to thirty percent higher risk. So I don't know where they came with a ten to thirty percent. If you remember, but the pancreatic canancer is not obviously not the rarest form of cancer, but it's also not the most prevalent. It's one of the most deadly, though. Oh, no, it's deadly because you don't find out about it until it's stage start yellow, you start you know, ye then you're finally going up too late. Yeah. So so so I know that is it's very deadly. but For the average person, what You'd have to start with what is the percentage chance that the average person would come down with with this diagnosis and then add the twenty percent. So if it's If it's one percent or if it's.o point five percent And then this means you go Does this mean it goes up to thirty percent at that point or thirty percent higher Higherer. You're getting up to like maybe one point five or two or something like that. Okay. But when they play with percentages Oh, you can't sound good yet. Because you gott to start with, well, what is the percentage for everyone? Right. But alcohol is linked to other cancers too. Yeah. You got mouth cancer, breast cancer, colon cancer All of these link to alcoholic consumption. So it's not good no matter how you look at. So no one should ever drink alcohol ever deepending on how bad you want to Let say something. If if I if I heard this when I was twenty seven years old or something and I decided to take this advice And then I got pancreatic cancer anyway. anger. I would look for the host of the Von Hessler doctor. and just to give him a of my mind. Ashley Fraska says there's anger that went through, I was singing a song by the Pink Fl. It was not It was a quote. I was singing a song by Pink Fl which I thought would be hilarious if they remade the movie The Wall and Stephen Miller played pink And then he'd be in that scene at the end run like hell. Yeah. He could be plenty. Is that one George, you following me Never watch the wall being the cinny ass that you are. What? What's the matter with you? I'm shocked. You like rock and roll? You like films? This is rock and roll film. I hate movies about walls A that He's a bridges guy. He's never seen Wall Street. Yeah he won't watch it. a brid bridges Madison County he li Oh he's seen that like seventeen times. He only listen to half of walls and bridges. That's right. He likes the bridges. He likes the bridges Not the walls. All right we have more wellness Wednesday stories for Dr. Joe. We sure do. This is from healthline. com and really directed at Autumn Fisher because She doesn't watch a lot of sports if she needs to watch sports because roooting for your favorite team M boost your mental health too. I find that very right. Maybe if your team is the Patriots two thousand and Patriots fan or can the chiefs maybe in the modern era, but for the rest of us, it's a little difficult. Apparently being a fan can bring a sense of belonging and community sixty one percent of Americans report experiencing loneliness If they're not a part of a fan but not a part of sometometimes some with other fans we're like, Hey, we're together. We're losers. Yeahact losers My life stinks. But you can go to a bar by yourself, like you said and then you'll have a commonality if you went you know, it wasn't about sports, you'd be cree old man. Youd just be in right you can like you can exist right and and be accepted So they were all braest fans, right? Every time go to the pink pony. I always talk to the strippers about the Falcon. So long as the team is winning you'll be non creep. The more the team is losing in the bar The creepier you become. The more they're winning. They start high five in you, right? The less creep factor. I mean, I'm sure I've high five serial killers, you know, like and all those buuffalo bills games I went to back in the ninet years when they were like going strong. you don't care who you who you're high five and when the teams going well. I'm sure some I mean look at that Kans City Chiefs in like the It was that fan that played like a wolf or something in the stands. He ended up doing a string of bank robberies. That's like fans have been like getting their pictures taken with them for years. Or the guy that let his friends you know, freeze to death in his backyard. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, remember that. Yeahah. Well, look, you know, apparently they He said something he didn't like in the middle of the game. You watching it from theyre watching it through his window and it's freezing outside froze to death That chiefs holicahomes. Yeah. I forgot about it. That chief's aaholic man thatf's a Haholic.s two years in prison. Yeah He robbed like five banks or something. Oh my. Which is that's why, you know, when you think about it, that's why he wanted to go to every game. That's why he put that wolf head over his Because he probably had all kinds of descriptions to this guy. So you got to public go out in public where you're going to be seen. I'll put a wolf head on. He's laughing, right? Millions of people looking at me. If only they knew. He's aaholic. But it doesn't have to just be sports. It could be cosplay, it could be music. autumn outut of the c It's a big Larper shes to harp. Shes what's your lararp My cord is seven plus pers C. You can hear it. It's just native and organic at her. So she was born She has a lot of friends larping, I guess. she has no friend. Not the friend? No. She has no friend. Even when she larps, she's playing a character now can have friends. When she plays a character sometimes the backstory is that they have friends. Autumn has one friend. The character has no friends Eith The character has no friends, like when you're lopping around? No not no she can have for the character can have friends but the friends with her. we talked about how to cross swords and how to make them look real. You Mbe you maybe She seems like you kind of like her. Maybe you'ght to ask her. What' you doing?. is friend. I do very much enjoy his character in D andD that he's cur Ss am a. Sems like you two should maybe get together G or something like that They can see the faces Tim makes when he does these voices. I have a girlfriend. She lives in Toronto. She lives a Toronto. Well we don't know her? We don't know her. We Chata li light a lot. Sounds to me like, hey man, sounds me like she might I mean, I'd be fine if you would like to accompany me to The world of Coke sometimes They have Coca Cola that you can sample from all over the world. Like they have a cucumber soda for We know that interest. I loved go there. then we could go to the museum of sites afterwards at the aquarium. Yeah. Oh my gosh, that's you gonna do? You gonna do it? That's good.ight My bob could drop us off at your mom. You're thirty seven years old. She likes to stay be active and drive the car. Okay. Okay Do you want to go They got the aquarium after dark. A day fighter. Pfer to go to the daytime. A after the dayate, if things go well, maybe a smooch may get a cast. Well I don' know. I posively I lean in for a smooch and then she'll reject me as look that No, I mean, I've done a lot of practicing on my pillows Al So pretend you are a pillow and you are a pillow and we are pillow Pillow to pillow ow talk Let's have a pillow f. Well look at that. We've made a love connection right here. What's the next way have more Well this Wednesday. We have to go. Yeah We do. A new study led byia Columbia University Cbia University suggests that taking a five minute walk every hour or an exercise snack can effectively offset many of the health harms of prolonged desk sitting. Wall Street Journal said that? No, this is from Columbia University. I'm sorry. No, no, the snack walks or exercise snack. I hate that. Well, it's like it's having a snack but not eating anything It's a sack. It's a positive snack Ah I guess getting up and walking around. H we always known this? Yeah Yeah I is that why the Apple watchatch annoys the hell out of you every once in a h. G up getet up walk around, your fet So very important for men. They didn't talk about this, but for us men, the more we sit, the more inflammation of the prostate That's not good. That's there. What happens to the world. Whatever we have nothing. period every month. Well my bastate hurts when I see it. shut up. He Hey Hey, Hey. those go away. Once you get the prostate thing, that's a lifer. Yeah That's a lifer. That's like a tray now. it kicks in for us just as they're getting, you know, I hate about the prostate thing is it's imp not impossible, but it makes it more difficult. to have to get up and take a whiz in like three in the morning. Yes. becausecause that's such a production. that you wake yourself up. Yeah. I've been standing here for forty seconds. come on. No I'm awake. you know. Is there a way to fix that with a There said there's a surgical procedure, but not No simple. actually just do your kegelles. As you're sitting there right now, you should be doing your kegelles., but you could overd. You cando it. You can overdo the keaglles. You can and then what happens? You don't p ever? Yeah your muscle' too strong and you're not doing the other thing. Yeah So I should never do it You should, but not here. wait Never talk I' not eating What are you You're gonna chun a chick muffet I other Somebody telles up about the broc T broc. Iick openen up. I'll show you. All right, have we cover that? Have we covered that? You more to say about that? Move, Get up and move, make excuses to move. So you're for exercise snack despite Snacking exercise snackking. For exercise, I'm against using a word like exercise snack. Wow. there is such a thing as snackable exercise. thank you What what the hell, Joe, you might as well stick around the heck areoy just because it makes It makes my boss kid' tenense as I can say. Any. Ashley Fraska is now Jo's looking at me like I'm a hack ' what I just told him. No, I think that's a brilliant idea actually I like it. usinging AI to try to figure out a screenplay idea. Not to write the screenplay, but my favorite book is massively long I was just trying to get AI to like, hey, if you were characters and scenes would to be part of ndensing this down to a two hour screenplay. and then I'd write the screenplay. But now do I have to let people know? There was some AI involved in the blah blah blah. If you're doing the structural part, I don't think you need It's all about structure. There's a billion characters in this and a billion scenes. I'm just saying the AI You know, what if you're to condense this into two hours. Who are the characters and what are the scenes that definitely have to be in there? And Jared is one of the stars? Of course. that's the other thing. Th then I start thinking about it, It's like, I don't know how to direct it. got to get actors What's my favorite book? How can you know me this long and not know? George knows. All right, give me a second. It's the Gulag Archipelago. Close, but no. The brrothers Karamazo. There you go. That was a different book. Oh, what did you think my favorite book was twenty thousand six, sixty six? Well, that's right, That's my modern version. Uh no, my favorite book is Brothers Caramounts as of matter of fact, I keep it I this is kind of a if you want to know how dull I am In reality, Everything is in this book Everything that covers the entire human condition And so now because the audio book, I read it first in the nineties, but I like the audio book now because my inner narrative voice is dull He went over there and he did that. So I like the idea of listening it from people who So now it takes forty hours for the book to run And so now I just have it all the time going So like there might be three weeks when I don't listen to it, whatever. But when it gets to the end I just started again And I can walk away for a month at a time or whatever. but it's just always an ongoing thing to just keep listening to it because there's really no reason to read any other book Everything is covered. Everything is covered in this book B movie. Yes. Well, that's why I like philosophical conversations. No, but you can't do it that way. But what I'm asking AI to do is What Yeah. what If I was going to put this down into two hours into a screenplay Who are the characters that have to be there And what are the essential scenes that have to be displayed And I don't think that's a bad use of need to do a series No, I can see this. I can see I that's what I'm asking AI. basically, what's the eighty percent I cannot cover and still get across all the meta ideas. I'm from the movie studio. Would you consider maybe the sister's cararamazo? It's a reboot of the Brothers Caramatzov with the we're just gonna to use the same cast from the Ghostbusters. lady Ghostbusters. Perfect. doctror Joe, I just hate up all your time. That's okay. That's all right. I just like hanging out. I'm glad you' getting this thing done so I don't have to read the book Yeah you do the audio book. It's a long book. It's a tough book. but it's my favoriteook.yway. Well, I was going give you guys a dealer's choice here to end. We have a poop for you. Is the reason you feel so good while going to the bathroom? I'll take that. What's that? What's pooph for you. Is the reason is it the reason you feel so good when you go to the bathroom? Yes, exactly right. Thanks again. doctor Joe. How do we get more doctor Joe? Sunday nights right here. S Son's the doctr andnaire. Sunday nights eight to ten. We take your callsight after the Sunday show with enjoy. I was going to get there.. I thought if that was the Sunday show starring Tim Andrews featuring ege C I never said st., but we're get out of the future. And if you have any health questions, or if you w want to make an appointment, we have offices in Marriett D Luthan Stockbrge, doctorjoe. com drjoe. comot All right, I guess you want to be their doctor. I want to be your doctor. Well, all I have to say to that is make of that what you will. Ashley Fraska is now Got her eye Dondo Kayaccio. O four of the Bon Hessler doctrine begins. Right at this very moment. It's the better game of the two. Oh is it? Oh I' Scotland and Brazil man. Mister ATL, I thought that you wanted to watch the game in the ATL. That's mean I care about Morocco and Haiti, but not as much as I care about Scotland.'s a trrump. That's what it is. He doesn't like doesn't That's what Morocco and Haiti have in common That is different than what D they get It's Greg Rushs there and maybe which which World Cup game are you enjoying at this moment They're both going on at the same time. I had no clue. Why you do such a thing? That's not maximizing profits Well, I think we just have too many games in this round. Yeah as the pools wind down, they have some overlapping games of the end. and also you have to make sure that it fits for whatever time zone the countries that are participating are playing Do you slip? I just I almost I was ex. I was I was I noticed the shots were kind of weird now I went too far the other way. Now here you go. I got whereere do you want to go? You you have a tendency to give too much clearance above the head there be a little bit and right there people want to look the way all the way down. They want to look up, right? They look Pull up, pull up. Look at that. There I go. That's perfect. If you had fallen and broken a leg doing radio. be very embarrassing h It would be very difficult to do. although, you know, maybe I would get some kind of Maybe I'd go viral. Here's a guy so stupid and then it you know, and then and I think it's a bad thing. the job. Yeah. I don't realize. I don't realize that because of my age that it's the best thing that ever happened because now everybody's talking about the show Maybe I'll do it on purpose get an OJI. OJI And all the job injury Oh, I thought you talking like OJ Simpson. OJ. A knife right in my lip sting nobody. This I know. OJI. OJI. The OJI. Careful Careful ladies, he's got the OJI. Look out All right, so u I was going to ask Greg Russ who from time to time is one of these people who gets into These meme stocks, there's a new meme stock. You know what it is I have no clue George Clark? Wendy. Wendys. Wh Why? They're dying They're dying. That's why Yeah Be like now it's turned into like every business that's dying is going to make their own little stock and then it's going to be a thing just like game stock. I know I get the idea banded. So it's dying and there's a bunch of short sellers now attacking it and if enough people get together, they band together, they can drive up the price and the short sellers have to close and that drives up the price to a short squeeze. But So actually, I don't understand you might as have been speaking a foreign language there. I don't really understand how meme stop. How am I back to having all this clearance above my you move so much. Irinkr while the show is going on. Move a lot All right, I'm not going up and down. Sometimes you do. Sometimes you go bet D deffinitelyim you do Sometimes you. Sometimes you do. Yeah. I don't understand exactly what. So what let's get rid of all that Gibber jabber that that gibberish And just say, so what is the point of the meme stock is to hurt the short seller and that's the fun And to make money. But yes, how do you make money? Double up Because if you invest in the stock and a bunch of people, let's say on Reddit get together and say we're all going to put our money into this, that starts putting upward pressure on the stock to drive the price up. And if you start driving the price up, all those short sellers who were betting against the stock have to close their open positions, which then pushes the stock price even higher. And then you Yeah then you well you should sell what I didn't do the first time around is I bought into the whole I sticking it to the sellers and the financial institutions. I'm not ever going to sell. And soe instead of making twenty two thousand dollars on AMC I just sat there. Wait a minute did You could have made twenty two thousand dollars. Are you making that up? No, I'm not making that up But that's how much you hate the man That's hear for Greg Rush. Yeah. You know what? they say put your money where your mouth is That the olderus. That's the old way because at the end of the day. The man won. Yes. If that happened again right now, I'd say see suckers Yeah, the rest of the community and say I'm taking my money and I'm leaving. How much did you lose He didn't really lose anything. I ended up losing could have thousand. Oh, okay. because I just sat there. The stock just started declining and even when it got to my break evenven points no w diamond hands. That's why I do not I do not buy individual stocks because I don't understand it. and and if I don't understand something and it's about money. and everybody else understands that I'm going to lose that money. That's what I assume. And I don't have the I don't know, the interest to figure it all out. when I was buuy individual stocks, I always think about like, you can look at the financials. And you can look at, you know patterns and history and all that. But what you can't know Is the CEO having an affair with somebody that's going to turn into a big scandal like you can never know about the people who are actually in charge. A little different on the tech level because these people kind of become famous in and of themselves What Google the other day, one of their tech developers, I think left for another company. just him leaving The stock fell I saw somebody say that two people left Google and this is part of the AI thing. I don't know where they went. Do they go to frrontier, which is like a new startup thing A Parent, this is the way that it was described on that prof G show. I think thatre you guys are part of that. I was watching It was described that guy I can't remember his name. notot the professor, the kid, the younger guy He was saying that u Basically, if you look at that job that that those two people did There's a hundred of them in the world And these two guys were in the top ten. the hundred in the world and Google just lost them to this. But the thing is, does it really say anything about like some people are saying, well, they're realizing that Google's just never going to get to generative Or is it just Hey, they're going to pay me a whole lot more over here because I think the place they're jumping to is in that VC run of things where they just got money to burn and give me more freedom. That's usually the trade offff, moreore money and they won't tell me what to do as much. Yeah, I don't have to have all these stupid guardrails. We can just ruin the entire society. I love these guys. You know, when you see them and they're all philosophical and they care about the world and blah, blah, blah. And they're working on something that they just could very well I mean, how good have these people done to now. Just think about it before we get our whole world into AI and whatever, you know, how's the world going since basically these same people Elon Musk, Zuckerberg U u Who else? the Microsoft leader, not Bill Gates, but the guy is at the helm of Microsoft now. Sa Sacha Nateella is it the Google guy? Is that how you say his name I don't know. but u How's the world gone since these people have been in charge of changing the world And no one stops No one stops and says You know, things actually haven't gotten better since social media, since the rise of social media. These people have gotten richer. And then with AI, no matter what happens, these people are going to get richer. We don't ever stop and say since we turn things over to these Mavens Daily life has not gotten better. countountry seems likeike almost soulless now. We totally wrs but know. And it's just like, no, we got to we got to be like these people richer and the future has to belong to them But the future is sucked since like twenty twelve, when really social media took off. And smartphones got to where they were Just but everybody's just like, no, we got to do it Do we? It is a lot easier to post a video on social media. Surery. Yeah And now we have kids at home. We have kids. We have we have, you know, a generation of kids that simply cannot read an entire book You know, because it's allvious. Okay, but I mean, that's fine. but I'm just saying it's not why Why' isn't there a pause where people just say Do we want to really want these people to decide what the future's going to look like And they and in the end, I think that Basically the government should do it because All about the military Nobody ever really talks about that, but the reason that the government is like, we have to do this, we have to bl blah blah is because China's going to do it. We're the ones who started the race We're the ones who started we're the ones who started investing eighty billion, one hundred billion, one hundred and fifty billion doars China had to go, okay, all right, here we go because it's going to end up being military If we hadn't done that, I'm not so sure that in that communist system, which is like slightly communist now compared to what they used to be that somebody would have started it. Ally let's put a hundred billion you want or whatever into into this Weird, vague Ccept that may or may not come true. We started that. It's our system that started throwing billions and billions and billions of dollars at this thing that has is going to be great in the future, But the future never seems to get here Didn't China just eliminate a bunch of What they're calling obsolete degrees, arts, humanities, management pushing people into engineering. Are they? Wow, Who needs arts They their higher education. The whole world is run by just h just just incompetent and that's look at Iran and the United States trying to nobody knows how to do anything I really think it's just bad leadership. We know in America we've got horrible leadership at every level pretty much. I think, you know, Iran, they they're they don't know how to do Two sides here who don't know how to end a war And then our ally in the war is like, well, we're not going along with that I thought allies had the same end game in wars, Isn't that way it's supposed to be It really, it's just horrible leadership America, Russia, China, England's on their fiftieth prrime minister in the last two and a half years Can anybody run England? C go back this new guy. It's like it's almost, you know, he's like, oh, hey, everybody loves this new guy and he's going to take over for Starmer. I see it as like a cow being led to a slaughter. You know, there's parades. Hi onnce again gets into ten downowning Street I guarantee you in six months, eight months a year, everybody' hate them King Charles back in Or give them the power. That's what I'm saying cant make that King and monarchys. I don't I just we have a very, very complicated world and the worst leaders of the world You know, since World War two Ashley Fraskca says Clayton County All right, now I'm starting to get a little worried. My World Cup fever is u Turning to a real fever, real worries because right now Brazil is beating Scotland one nil and the Scottish have been a blast in America. They've been a lot of fun But they've been the happy Scottish If they lose this, they're out And then we're dealing with A lot of drunk unhappy Scottish people Miami might burn to the ground but I't know. little word. I don't know a lot of Scottish people. I mean, I know people of Scottish descent, but I don't know a lot of actual Scottish people. So I don't know how they their mood I don't know how they take I don't know they take a loss. As long is the game was good. All That's what I want to hear And Brazil is great. I mean, this that's that's why they keep throwing up all the scenarios of there they basically like the only hope that Scotland has is the tie in this Okay So they so we can still be spared. Yeah Just score one. to score one. come on score one. We don't want If they're in Miami, who cares? Well, they don't need Miami. Buns of angry Scottish drunk men in South Beach. Maybe it's too hot for them to riot. It was great to see like they had they show like some footage from a Marlin's game And Brazil just scored again it's overs good. P in a Hiti game Yeah, you know what to tell me this is going to be a better game. Well because we can't get the Haiti game because The controller as the whoever in this building is the controller of the direct TV channels doesn't include FS one The controller has a lot of power here. Controller has more power than I do Oh, it's direct TV. I thought it was comcast. I'm not sure No, it's struck TV I. Don't you notice that when it rains, it goes out. Y' direct TV. Yeah, you're right. How do the bigger satellites not go out when it's rain. I guess because they're larger. Yeah. they can peer power through it. Eactly right Why is that still a business model?? Satellite TV, satellite radio But It's not It's not. I mean, it's just of satellite radio. Well because you like it you like your Beatles channel or whatever. I like the radio aspect of it without having to hear commercials. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think auto what you like isn't wrong. Like they could just stream that though. It could be. It doesn't need to be satellite. That's what I don't under. Oh no yeah, that's good point. Well, may they invested it. This is my point about data centers. I don't want to go too far with the data centers because I was listening on the way in and I found out that anybody who is against data centers has been brainwashed by a liberal progressive U whatever. I guess I'm a moron and I just my brain has actually been taken over by some movement. It turns out there's no downside to data centers and anybody who brings up any problem with it at all is a brainwashed moron so I don't want I don't want to come off, you know, like that But that's how I I don't know What did you just bring up there? now I just went off my analogy of data centers to whatever you've just said, Greg. I was talking about how satellite radio doesn't really need to be do It' the same thing. Right. Yeah know, that's the whole thing is they invested in all the equipment So you got all these satellite dishes all over the place and' it's not no longer the technology that people want. And that's what I feel about data centers. We're building all this stuff up and it's going to be like just any other technology. It's going to get smaller, it's going to be something smaller. and we're going to be left with these Th these white elephants, but don't listen to me. Obviously, my brain my brain has been washed by progressive U Propagandists Are we going to do traffic? I'm going to translate this because I didn't write this correctly. So Ashley Frasca says the truck fired ybody here famamiliar at all with this Wall Street journal story about poolymarket it's not being covered. anyywhere a little bit I mean I'm not saying it's not you're a little mean covered I'm a little familiar with. Yeah. But I mean, I mean, when I say not covered, by the way, a story is written about everything. Obviously, Wall Street Journal. They did the investigation into this. And they do have a polymarket tie in. so they got a little bit of bravery since we're in the new era of the Von Hesser doctrine where I don't rant and rave about things and I just say put them up there. so I say, hey, you make of that what you will I would recommend Uh if you don't know, VoidZilla U Go to a YouTube channel called Void Zilla And check out huge polymarket scandal because it's very intricate and weird So it's hard to describe because I'm curious Esentially they just launched their own, right They're on too their. their own market Yeah, they want to try. But here, this is what happened. There's a couple things that happened here poly market. So if you're If when they target college students, right peopleeople of that age late teens U Not on TV, but I guess on TikTok. I don't know whatever. whatever the kids are looking at Um Poly market is targeted As. And what you see is A lot of examples of different people of that age group putting like a thousand dollars down on a position. And you see the website in the background. And you see them put a thousand dollars down on the position And then they win like one hundred thousand dollars. And so they're sending all of these all over the place Well the Wall Street Journal did an investigation and found out that those are fals And beyond that, What they do? What they did was they set up a separate website that was actually called Pi Market, POI They capitalize the eye So that when you're watching The kid And the website that's behind them, it look, it says poolymarket. They went that far with these fake websites and the Wall Street Journal basasically Put them all together. and found out that if you actually had on all of these positions You would have lost one hundred sixty six thousand dollars So that's That's one thing that's going on and that is just that's u I mean, that has to fall under the category of false advertising Up to the point that the reason you think that's polymarket on the screen is because they created a separate website, used an I then capitalized it. So it looks like it says poolymarket in the URL when you're watching this kid went one hundred thousand dollars And then there's more to that onn the other side of it Somebody who's in charge, I don't know if the CEO, someomebody at the top line started playing paying influencers to just talk about polymarket all the time and never disclose that they were getting money. But they would just keep saying things like, oh, they're always predicting they're always so good blah blah, blah, orr they just be wearing gear But here's the thing. You would think, okay, that's a little corporate nefarious This guy was paying with his own credit card The money wasn't coming out of the polymarket marketing budget He personally was paying these influencers to pretend that they were spontaneously saying how great poolymarket is Here's the deal. interestnteresting story, not really being picked up by anyone because as I said earlier These the Polymarkets and cowhe' like the fan duels and Draft Kings picking up on what big farm has been doing for a very long time, which is You give so much money for advertising to all the media that, you know, CNN has a has a a deal with polymarket. Fox News has a deal with polymarket. All this is in the Voidzilla thing. But here's And remember, that Donald Trump Jior is on the board of poolymarket and he's a big investor, I think in Calcici So this is from CPS evening. I don't know when it's part of the Voidzilla. Peace This is the this young lead head of polymarket. He's like he's really annoying He's like thirty eight or something and just he's thinks he he's the next Elon Musk or something. Big huckster. So this CBS newews reporter is basically asking him What does Donald Trump Jr. do Just check out. I mean this is so transparently Hunter Biden on steroids. Why did you guys make Donald Trump Junr. a strategic advisor We have a lot of advisors Um, and They span across the board, across different functions. Really, this is all about growing this industry the productrediction market industry that a lot of people really believe in. What kind of advice does he give you So it really is again about growing production markets. Does he come to meetings? How much do you pay him? What's his role? I mean, this is the son of the president., I mean, we have a lot of advisors He's not just any advisor. He's a direct line to the White House. We have a lot of advisors Are you kidding me? We have a lot of advantage. Are swallowing? Yeah. Are you kidding me? So And by the way, there was there was trouble for polymarket before the Trump administration came in They weren't allowed to Do business in the United States I don't know all the details of why, but I think it wass from the SEC Yeah didn' filed the same way Kow she did. So Kow she got a jump startart on them so they have to catch up Yeah, But I mean, what if they did it wrong becausecause SEC basically said you can't, they got in trouble and they weren't allowed to operate in the United States And u Ever since Trump administration, they stopped that. They pulled that back. they reversed it. Donald Trump Jr is making money being on the board And that that's no it's you know what As my as my MagA friends told me big oldlewinkie dink. Yeah, there's's. There's nothing el There's nothing there. There's nothing there. He also just tells his dad to say something in a speech that I never heard of that But beyond it's just the SEC. it's it's it's pay to play Thanks, Mag have a round of appluse. So I please have a round of applause. Thank you. It's just pay to play. That's all there is to it. And and remember Donald Trump good, but Hunter Biden still bad Remember that s He's terrible. Yeah' t from hell. Yeah. but the The poly markarket from hell. Reason Magazine says polymarkets alleged fake trades don't justify a crackdown Oh, well, good for them. good for the libertarians who just think everything just should go and go. Yeah this I mean as a libertarian, I was in favor of always that if you wanted to gamble, you should be able to gamble There's an element here of everybody having a smartphone I mean look at this what wass this name Brendon Soresby? The NFL' now said you can't come to the NFL. We're not going to have a supplemental draft there's here's a guy Texas tech quarterback, right? Yeah. And he he's a gambling addict. and they found out he gambled like nine thousand times but Yeah, the Pete Rose here's theball. The NFLs like, we can't touch that Target you Look at at this guy All of his fan duel, draft kings, all of that. This guy's like twenty two years old right now From the time he was fifteen or sixteen, you targeted him. If you're an NFL team owner, you can own up to five percent of any sports book But the NFL can't touch this person. who The people that you're in bed with Tar targeted as a demographic. Now I'm not saying the kids shouldn't have pay a price I'm just saying that the idea that, oh,, we can't touch this. I mean, you've been gambling on all of those sites that all of our teams own Yeah There was a time where gambling wasn't allowed. I'm all in favor of as a libertarian idea People should be able to engage in sort of low level vice, let's call it, you know We didn't you don't when you add in this new technology where it's in the phone and you've got the influencers and what's happening? We're paying the influencers except you don't know. So the seventeen year, wow, it's cool. Everybody's talking about it But then a guy gets a gambling addiction out of it by the time he's twenty two years old and the NFL is like, Well, no, we can't I sorry. you're bad. What We can't have you Now they got lucky because this kid's lawyers were terrible. I saw Foreo as a lawyer And he explained it all. basasically let him off the hook because they didn't they they they applied for supplemental draft which is weird to begin with, but they three days before the deadline, And the NFL just said, well, you didn't give us any even show us any evidence that you're innocent or that you feel bad about you. Like it's like, we don't have enough time So it let the NFL off the hook. They could say, you just didn't you came in too late. you didn't give us enough information. So we're not having a supplemental draft this year. But in reality, they didn't want to touch them because of the gambling and And you know It really is true that There's going to be people who become gamblers like this when you target every damn teenager and try to get them to have fun Gambling's fun. There will be other stories like that because even before it became involved with the NFL College football was really concerned because he wanted to come back and play another season at Texas Tech. No. and then the judge said it was okay and then the big twelve said we're going to suit Texas tech if he plays. And other teams were saying I think that there was they wouldn't play him. Other teams were out of conference were saying We're not going to play this guy if he's going to do that. So was it was getting m But look around the stadium Draft Kings, the crown belongs to you. Yeah. very interesting times we live in Ashy Frasco says there are Iew at this so I forgot at the end of that last little rant to say Make of that what you will.. I don't have a stake in this. I'm just presenting the The facts to you folks. Today's show title, by the way. Make of that what you want. There you go because we have a podcast of this show every day that goes what is that by like eight o'clock at night? It's available. So it's out and you can listen out there all those places that you All those podcatchers out there big Pod Bean guy. Oh still hanging in there with Pod Bean. Pod Be' great. Still around? Still around. U I'll say this is, donon't you think that now given the fact that basically The ultate wealthy are targeting you goovernment officials are being paid by those same people to not protect you That's the world we live in now As far as schooling goes Shouldn't this just be a huge part of what is taught Is it even brought up elementary Middle school, junior high High school kids, like there should be a whole thing on advertising is what how they reel you in, how they get you. This is if you want If you want to prepare kids For this world being unfolded, this future from the gifted to us by the ultra wealthy, we should be so lucky I mean, if you want kids to be ready for that world I think by the time they're twelve, thirteen years old major thing that they should be taught is What is advertising? How does it work It doesn't have to be a It doesn't have to be a political rant or anything, but it should just be in their heads how it works How it's successful, how it gets you just so that you actually would know about the world you live in George, I don't know, look like you were gonna say Sentury of Slf should be, you know, required viewing. have you a great video? Is that what is that? It's all about Edward Bernays? Yeah. Oh yeah. started. Yeah. She started it was Mad M or now kindind of based on. No, Bernays was like in the twenties or something, right? he wroteroids. Yeah womomen to smoke. That was like his big claim to fame. Oh, there you go See, they can get women to smoke. U the suuffragette movement but to do that too U Yeah, this is what if you want to prepare people for this world they're going to live in You are you it's you live in a predatory economy And you are the prey And so we're at least going to give you something so you can understand When you're being preyed upon All right, ladies and gentlemen, Don't Gamble That music is telling us Tell that to your son. I. But I missed. Music is telling us two things. shut the hell up, get the hell out, and that's what we're gonna do. Shelley Winter's up next with a great radio show for you, as usual. We're going come back and do this again tomorrow, starting at three PM. You're all invited to join us, but until then, continue on your journey. Don't piss off the genans Thanks for listening to the Bond Hessler Doctrine podcast. Follow the Doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.