John Fogerty and Creedence Clearwater Revival

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You reminded me of the movie Fantasia the way you were swinging your arms around there while doing the intro of the show Well Mickey mouse moving the arms. I like to You a Mickey mouse, DJ. I know he's a Mickey mouse. I know it's an audio medium, but just for the people in the room. Id like to put on a spectacle, you know K you keep your kids alive and awake. Now Autumn can't be a part of that because she's in a closet in Baltimore. Dark one. A dark closet in Baltimore. dark ank. Probably not the best smelling room in America. Probably not. No Well, I'm not saying's work. She' sitting here' stewing in my juices. Yeah. she's stew doing her juice. doing j. She't have to worry about, you know, like taking a shower or going to the work. She's, Hey, I gotta go I gott to go in my closet Strangely, Eric has the key that allows Autumn to go in the closet and out of the closet. No, she' just kept there It's like on a timer. we've got it down to L.ere She was a kept woman. The question I bet this question is the question to ask now. Were you ever in the closet yourself, mister Ergon Hessler? Was I ever in the closet? Were you ever in the closet? Well, first, you have to come out of the closet to ever have been in the closet. I'm just asking. That's my answer. Okay Because all of them obviously is in the closet for four hours every day. Yes. Yeah But she has to leave. I'm only ever in the closet, you know, maybe twenty minutes tops. That's all you need. That's all you need. Yeah That's all you need. Then you come back out of the closet, you join humanity Yeah. you go to the store There's closet time and then there's theyre I don't knowll unless you got one of those closets like like has narnia through the, you know, at the back. Oh that's a wardrobe. Like a it's a closet wardrobe. So the English call a wardrobe. You should know that. English wardrobe is comeome on England. No no. Come on England! I know this for a fact because the kinks have a song where they about the wardrobe on permanent waves, Not permanent Pman wes's It's a rush.'sush. but's it's permanent something great album by the Kinks. and there's something in there about wardrobe and when he's tal about his wardrobe he's talking about his closet I think it might even be about sexuality, but he says wardrobe, Rather than closetes. I thought wardrobe was a free. It is it is pretty much Yeah. you're right. It is. Okay. Is everybody right all the same time? Yeah we all just me. Oh, well, as long as autumn's correct What a gredenza. I'd say I know I know I learn from a young age that wardrobes are fre standing because me and my brother were playing like We had some friends over at my grandmother's house in the middle of the countryside working class. It was all pretty dire, but on my mom's side of things. And we were playing dressed up and one of us got in the wardrobe. It was a full size wardrobe with a full length mirror in the door. My goodness. And the door was shut and whoever was inside pushed too hard and the wardrobe came crashing down onto the bed. The mirror smashed We were all in trouble all w. I think my brother or my cousin was inside, I think. And you were I was outside. I witnessed it full Yeah. Did you get didid you get in as much trouble as the others? I think it was a group effort ye Yeah. becausecauseuse you were all up to you were all up to no good Nicholasal Nicholas I By the way, there's more heat coming. there is more heat coming. It's coming back, ladies and gentlemen. Get ready The heat dome is coming back. Hell yeah. It's heat dome time. B at. Get hot across the country. The hottest of the year Yes T So Iland Oh slackax See you Pig D! Pig D . I thought there was gonna be a line after that second round of heat domes. Yes. You're gonna offence sm. Well,ist a full song, isn't there? you know what' should give that song to whole song is it's like a yes song. It's like twenty three minutees longong. It almost sounds like a Fzzy song, the Chris Jericho band. We should give it to probably give it to them they can do it and then they'll have hit and you'll get some wrong. It was done by AI. Oh And they probably did the style of that Fzzy or something you know because they just steal from everything else that's out there Like that Really the wrestler? Is that Chris Jerk? Yeah? He's a wrester and's also got the band Falsy. Is a band any good? Yeah like Is it like the Bruce Willis No? No, no they aacaking band. Bruno. this Macon band is good Chris Jerich Hey, hey, hold on. you listen, he stepped on the wrong toes there. J' a big fan of fish and the Kevin Bacon band.s right.' the brothers. The brothers Chris Jericho is a singing wrestler, but the bandes they are some great musicians, for sure. Oh ye. I've never seen them so I I've also never seen him wrestle. so, But I know he's famous. J set up a show and a wrestling match. Maybe you can see it allight. S it all on one night. Yeah Well I own killed two birds from one stone. they would accommodate you. Has anybody ever actually killed two birds of one stone? Am sure.. Yeah. Yeah with slingshot. a slingshot. I think you'd be better off. I man, maybe I guess. knock overon house.old hold on, You gotta, you gotta Nope, It's not. It depends on how high up the bird out you know they fly out. That's really They it easy too. That's terrible to say that you killed them in a nest because they they can't even flyither No no. I was just wondering J said that in a nest. They can't fly either. If you're throwing a stone To kill two birds, it's not that easy because you gotta hit one and kill it and then's got to skip off the other and then hit the other one and kill it. Or the other one dies from a heartbreak. That's what I think that's probably what happens because birds are very emotional. Oh they are Sheep get that way. Sheep they think they they can will themselves to death What? Sheep can, yeah. Sheep are strang. They get in a depressive state and they can will. They get depressed. Yeah, they can get depressed and will themselves to just It makes me think of like. I feel mad. Okay. There we go. I'm sad. Oh boy. I ram that in, didn't y you? I get a I wish I was glad. I'll just go home o home, I. It seems like the whole thing's running itself. I can just Eric' be happy to know. I'm looking into the where did the two to kill two birers with one stone come from. English and apparently they used to say back in the sixteenth century To stop two gaps with one bush, and then it became to kill two b. I saw something like that in a nineteen seventies Payboy. Iw that. You sure wentn't a puritan? It might have been. No, I was too young to like go to a store and pick it up. I I had like have like older people had one and then I would just find it under conourse Fill one gap with fill two gaps with one bush? It says to stop two gaps with one bush. How's that working? Well, I think stop the gap. think Stopping the gap is what you say fill fill gap. I mean, but yeah, but you'd have to move the bush No, you cut the bush in half. Oh onene in one why it must lookook, if you if you if you're gonna stop two gaps in one bush, it better Hey, don't show up in some teeny tiny bush. a big bus're gonna a bigger big bush. We're gonna to need a biger bush time. that Summertime. And the trimming's easy Be there isn't So get ready to get hot, I guess. Heat dome's gonna sit on top of us. If it's anything like what's going on in Europe right now. Now here's the thing. It can also open in England. What? Is it a wet bulb No, it's a heat noough. Okay. Do you see this? So it starts on Saturday and then for fourourth of July, America two hundred fifty Our highest the fourth of July we know it's the two hundred fifieth anniversary. Well It's going to be ninety eight as a high here in Atlanta on next Saturday. So it's gonna start next. What's it gonna to feel like? What's the heat's like two hundred fifty degrees' feel like one hundred American degrees. G. I told you it' the hotestry. Wit to be as hot as hell G we over I't care. Chrina Edwards has got her work cut out for her. this think I sure do. I'm ready to go to bus with two birds. Oh She's gott to stop a bush with two birds. You know, in England, two birds and I had two birds and two pintes and a packet of crisp. That's why I ask. That's the name of today's show Two birds, two pintes and a packet of crisp. there used to be there was a band in the seventies who had a song, Two pintes of lager and a packet of crisp Please they were in a pub doing in order. What band was that? I don't remember if p up. Look up two pints of waterer and a packet of crisp. Y. They were the pubsters. So yeah, two pints one bourbon, one gototch, one be Two birds, two pints one salt, onene salt and vinegar And a cor. That was a cover by the way It was not an original about George Thorough. It was it Jony Hooker or whoo was it One of those. Most of his songs were covers, right? What? One of them. Most of his songs were co like old Blues covers. We did Williams. Well, yeah. and then he did Bad to the Bone, which was was real was really a cover of Manish boy, but he changed the words George crafy guy. It's all right. It's al right. Look He made a good living. I got nothing again do it. had nothing againsteorgeoror. Oh was he out there? Hey, by the way, Rod Stewart taking the oxygen Mile Richie Latl Richie last night was the first night of a new tour. And he had to stop He had to stop. he just see he got weeak in the middle of it's the first night of a full tourn now.ull Okay. Now he's seventy seven. I gotta say now there is a chance that, you know, maybe he had the flu or something, right? You know dont But if you can't make it through the one the first show of a full tour. Oh Oh my God. bye Oh goodby. My first thought when Rod Stewart needed the oxygen was we laughing. I know I know He's up there, you know, and he he's singing. he starts to bend over. He grabs the top of the piano. He's still singing. spepeaky singing, whatever All these guys are pros, right? He's like, I gotta keep going. R If your trousers were maybe a little bit looser, maybe you'd be able to breathe the ps are still so tight. Anyway. all it's after he cancellled the show because of Larynngitis and then jumped on a private plane for a World Cup match with his sons. Well, you can go see World Cup exxactly Eactly withnitis. He's been having a hell of a week, Ron Stewart. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's it's probably time, you know. So the air in in Utah, right? It's a different kind of Well no you're up the elevation. the elevation. But I'm sure he's played Utah many times in his career The elevations affecting him now Cly time to call it quits I think it probably is time for. If you're fainting on stage, I mean, you can say what' you about McCartney but he's doing these three hour shows. He's not fainting. f and over He's never stopped. Well, know what's wrong really. Rod Stewart' never stopped touring I saw him in like eighty two. He's had a tour every year since I think. You can just get Rod Stewart and Lionel Richie to tour together. So ye get one gets tired out. No they switch. No they switched off one it's a show. You don't know which one which show you're going to see right. And the other one is in reserve. Oh, I love that. And if the first one goes down, the other one gets up there and through Franky Valley would be there too. Frankie Valley's there to clean up. Yeah. but Actually Frankie Valley is like his own avatar show this point. Like he's like he's just like that AbA thing where he's just standing there like you know he's kind of like one of those animatronic When you go to those those animatronic He follow amusement park and they'll have like that animatronic band up there. He finally called it quits, I believe. Well yeah, f. It was the British Oh Cliff Richard' in another He needs to stop. Oh ye's not doing he's not doing full tours, but when he does try and play like man you know what's crazy is that guy is so huge in England could never like just no, people in America don't know who but this guy is I'm sure he's a sir at this point and all that right. Yeah just huge And his career started, you know, a couple years before the Beatles and all that. Th guys' been huge over there. You would think we all speak the same language I mean, K pop comes over here and finds an audience. Yeah. His kids were in the eighties here. eararly eighties, late seventies.iff Richard? Y.. here It's so funny. We don't talk. Oh That's him, huh? And I'm dreaming Dreaming of me and you. Okay, All right. Tims I didn't realize. I didn't realize that he actually had hits over him.ust two, I believe. Tims is one fan in the US. I like Tims. Darling with're a young one. My mother G. My mother I loved bit Richard. movie He had movies like Alvis D. I, yeah, I know. I always see that thing where he's like, we're going on a holiday. He's going on a summer holiday. Yeah he's driving a bus. we're working for's a week or two. He in the studio, there's like this colored film next to him, like he'sid driving a bus. We're all going on a summer holiday Don't eat or your go to Jam This song. I felt like there was is he in trouble Socio Is he in trouble? No No no. just that's a commentary out of your country that they send people toail. Yeah, of course they will. I'm all for it. Yeah. I mean, I can't stand social media. Anybody who iss on it throw in jail as far as I'm concerned Yeah. N as I am conned You'd be happy to know this. There's another really old lady telling us all how to be old Oh y. one hundred year old woman shares secret is this one goes over the top. It's like one hundred year old woman shares secret to long life forty cigarettes a day and marmalade. Wow Wh is yout today? Excuse me, excuse me. How you got do for the longest life is Fty at least set. Fty a day. Two packs. Two packs. That isn'ure. my favorite wrapper And then And then there's the marmaade, but you put it on everything, I guess. Oh yeah, you got marmalaade. You put it on a biscuit. You ever put it on the cigarette? Oh that's the dr. Marmaraade cigarettes Paddington's so excited Paddington bear. Margaret, what are you going to be doing? So your birthday, your hundredth birthday is going to be on Saturday. What are you going to be doing Spoking open They get some arm andic There I should. Oh puts me all the way up I stand up and I h smoin You can't smoke in the living room anymore because of the grandkids. Oh, I see. So you have you have to together' in their forties. Your granddaughter, Rachel What that? Well no, I think that might be it's understandable. Those are probably your great grandchildren if you're a. I don't I don't know There' just some kids around and these soft parents don't like it. Yeah, you better make make sure they don't steal your marmalade those damn kids. I try to keep 'em young and give ' them a smokeer Thanks Nana. Marar Your granddaughter Rachel says that you also drink Yorkshire tea by the gallon every day. Where's she from?? Y is li She's stealing from me. I have two thirds of these things going on in my house right now. because I have marmalade in the fridge that I put on my toast in the morning sometimes And I have Yorkshire tea for my afternoon. Look at that.ay , I'm Bon Jovy. I'm halfwinner. Living on a prayer like you You think he's gonna make a he doesn't smoke cigarettes though. I'll start Yeah. P buddy's perfect. Got that sense of humor too, A a hundred. That's fantastic.. You're a hundred Oh my gosh, there's a picture you when you were twenty three. man, You were a looker, Margaret.! You were smoking. Let me say Literally. I I turned around for here spoked back then too, but nobody cared shock. Nobody complained. Nice elbow. move it. Oh, whatever it's fine. Let's take get my phone. I imagine I I imagoked Yeah. while they were telling while while they were teending to you, they were smoking back then. Fine Yeah. everything seemed to be okay. I mean, you know, half the generation died, but helpelps your sciuses to stay clear You smoke to get the coough out. I imagine it's gonna be a big party though in one hundred. That's a milestone. I hope not. If she is British, she's gonna get that letter from King Charles Oh we to get a hundred? Yeah, yeah cononggratulat her. She's right here.ing one hundredth birthday. It's her twenty three right there. Look at that. She was a looker. Y My father had six with us. Excuse me, the king is s Oh Your majesty, I apologize. A It'ractive for Brit.. Let me see Jred you have great Wonderful birthday and live another hundred years How long you plan on Long enough to prevent my sons from being d like my mother did to me. Yeah said I got the uzzy end of the lollipop in that. Yes, I did. That's what I used to say to Camilla Park. You're on my fuzzy end of my lollipop. She loved that tire's on. Low pop you lick to you get to the center mean. John. Wait a minute, are we on te. We we're on rado We' on wireless. Yeah, we're on wireless radioireless. fuzzy Uh Oh well, congratulations and you know, like the king there said, we wish you Another hundred years. of course, you're not going to make that, but I mean, I don't know why people say things like that that aren't possible. No one's ever lived I hope you never die and you're just a around with unworking arms staring at the sky. What's her name Margaret. Well, a lovely sentiment. A King is so heart. Lly. She still loves the party. Look look at Margaret. She still loves the party right there. She's got wacky glasses on. Is it sunglass? Hold on now. Is that her now or is that her like when she was like eighty seven? ninety seven. ninety seven. She's eight in three years. I really thought that was good Wh Why you hanging in there. That's the important thing is you're hanging in there And you got your forty cigarettes a day which apparently you count. You c the day moving. That's two packs. Oh, is that okay And where is she from? Where It says she was born in B Yeah, Bristol, yeah. Or Bristol, my darling down there like that Ohst right O could be accent You lost your bristle accent You a Bistle stomp? My lever Maybe maybe this one sounds like she was born in Bristol, Connecticut. Absolutely. Yes Did we get the wrong? Did we get the wrong one hundred year old? This is the American one hundred year old. He, What is this the census bureau? And I'm noticing that she sounds a little bit like Michael Rooker. He I't gotta go in all that. Im just keep I just read he's gonna be in something new. that's coming out. I saw him in something new the other day. Mbe that's the thing I read about. He's in a lot. That's what I do is I read all these things that are coming out, I never never really see them. He's doing something with someone else, right? Yeah, yeah. he's the other guy. Yeah. yeah, yeah. Thunder Road He's with Dennis Quade. Dennis Quade Thunder Road The It's like a remake of Thunder. It's a NASAR drama It NASCAR dram already a thing. I don't know. I never Cuise. Michael Rooker was in the Tom Cruise movie, but that that was called Days of Th. Days of Th. Yeah. This is called Thunder Rad. I wonder if they'll get the Bruce Srsting song. Yeah has nothing to do with Racingar Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks. Oh, Thunder Thunder Rll. Oh sing it Yeah I't strike cp cp. I got friends in low w. Oh yeah. Isn't Thunder Rolls about a guy drives his truck through the house becausecause his wife cheating on him. I thought he were like hitting his wife Oh, I don't know. they might be conflating it with the video for it. Yeah, wasas it a celebration of domestic violence back in the I don't think I don't know that that would but fly today. Deserved it. H in the rat. you need to sh her m I was I was gonna hold me. I was gonna put that into context. I was gonna take the time to put that into context, but you know what? I don't care. Cancel me L a vision she Every year they're a little taller, a little closer to outgrowing my hand. Summers arrive fast and leave even faster We want to make the most of these moments. At Maury's Pers, the days always end with Mom, just one more, one more ride One more splash, One more funnel cake, one more memory made To get more out of your summer at Maurie'speeers. Visit Mauryspeers. com where we summer All right. Well, English Nick is here. we might as well but I thking about football. We're going to talk about are you excited that England dw t Is what you're exc they really weren't playing at their best. So that's all I want to say about it really. Okay. All right. My hopes might be dashed again. And now the so you have the English are now invading Boston just in case England plays there plays there because if they play I think are they' going to play tomorrow. Okay. So they're going to play there. And what you told me is that the Bostonians fell in love with the Scottish.s That's Hartan arrmy. now the English are showing up and they they got anti Scottish chants and the locals don't like it like they're their friends. Yeah. back to England. We are sh. I'll just say this the last time Bost the English invaded Boston didn't got their arses kicked. Yes did America! Hell yeah. America! One if by land, two if by my fist.y you know what? You know why England lost though. The story they suck. No the reason why they lost are you tal about or are you talking about Excuse me, the reason why they didn't win, I should say is because there was a Gahanian witch doctor put a spell on Harry Cane Well, you know, that seems wrong. But if that's the case, Harry CcCain's had a bit of a spell on him for years in my opinion. He's not my favorite player. getting older now I've heard his name forly thirties. Okay early mid thirties. What is the what's your peak? L how long can you play soccer? Well, if you're messy, you can play into your forties He's obviously he's the Tom Brady the whole thing but alm those forties onr But Ronald, people don't think he's still the top of this game. He's having a decent Wor Cup, I think. But People don't think what was the top of the top twenty five to thirty five Is that where you're like I would say that would be thirty five probably maybe maybe your peak is in your late twenties. Yeah. But players Ble players coming into the Premier League in their teens now like sixteen, seventeen, eighteen. Yeah you buts if you can keep the athleticism going, then the more games, you know, you got more experience, got a little more wisdom. you've seen it all before. Yeah. If you can put that together with my leg still work You got Lgs Legs working is very important. You know yeah it it's terrible, but you gott to have two working legs to play soccer. Yeah, yeah, I' privilege. I got one. Oh you know, I've been playing for a long time Pg. have I not? Peter P, Peter Pg, they call me right. That's not your name. That's what they call you No, Pet GG, it all works out. Okay. I got a peg leg. my last name's Peg. and my first name's Peter Literative.. You were born to be a brand. I came out my mom with a peg on my leg. He scored one hundred sllivers. He scored one hundred and twenty goals for England in his career. Yeah. twentyw of those with the peg. Yeah. Look at that. then they ban it, right?. That was them just going after you. I was the pitch. moreore than. Oh yeah, my peg on the pitch Do you ever get your peg stuck in the pitch when it was raining? likeike did your peg get stuck behind? My peg got stuck in patty, but not on the pitch. You know, a lot of people may not know this, but when English Nick, who is now an American citizen. Yes, when he first got here in ninety six, I believe. ninety six. Yeah Ferary of ninety six rightight before the Olympics. His entree to America, hisis first job was at bed bath and Because I was in a rock band. Yes, called Sty Cycle H. And the guitar player's girlfriend her fiancee at the time, she was an office manager there. and I'm like, look, I'm legal now. I want to get some work Apart from trying to do this band thing. So that's that's where I went to. So Bedbath and Beyond kind of rolled up and're not beyond anyore really? It's just bed and Bath. or they've gone to the beyond. They've dropped the be beyond. Well there must have be a few of these left, but anyway, apparently, the twenty percent off coupons big thing. Very popular. People have held ono them all these years and I guess now you can use them. The the launch of its's leegendary coupon hunt A nationwide twenty one day event that begins june twenty second designed to uncover the oldlder surviving bed bath and beyond on And you want to know why? It's because Staples has bought a part of the m. So now you go to Staples. I get twenty percent off a filing cabinet. And there's a bed bath and beyond section in Staples. Oh partarty City is in Staples now, so I know that. Wow. So Staples is becoming like a best buy. One stop This just got. like this is the new thing is you don't. You don't care No, not really don know it's good because you're not carrying your own overhead. Basically, if you go to Best Buy, it's really a mini electronics mall. There's an Apple section, there's an Android section, there's Samsung. And so the people from Best Buy who have the brand you know of I can go there to get electronics They don't have to stock all of this stuff. It's just, you know, the Apple people stock their part, the Samsung people, you know, there's always washing machines for some reason. That's why it works. And yeah, so it sounds to me like U wouldould you say was it Target or what would you say which one? No staples? Staples. It sounds like they're going the same the same route. It's probably the only way to Survive brick and mortar these days. Yeah, that's how Staples beat out Office Depot. Yeah. T They showed them. On that note, where the Office Depot used to be over in Edgewood near little five points, they're gonna to open a brand new Barnes in Nble again. Oh Are people reading? I guess they just close one on the north side and they' openad. Nobody reads. I sell music too. They music and stuff of stuff nobody buys anymore No, people do buy them. Books are still something like if you know somebody and it's their birthday or whatever, like you know what they're interested in, but you don't really know what to buy them, you just buyem a book about that. get When my birth when it's my birthday or Christmas or whatever, I get ready for the new Beatle books. I mean, it's just like so people don't really read, but I think books gif if you're away a lot. But I know Barnes and Noa has a big game section now. I mean, old board games. They have cool stuff in there for kids too. lotots of cool stuff. Yeah They want you to hang out and drink the coffee Yeah. That's right. Just don't just keep you know keep your kids running around what people are trying to Whoy the kids want to enjoy themselves. Yeah. Well, sort of adults No No adults they count too, you know. Don't they proudly brew Starbucks at Barnes andook? I don't believe so. No Starbucks. They used never used to be Starbucks. No, it did. Oh yeah Starbucks. There's always a star attached ach There's usually a sl There can be a Starbucks Yeah. All of them have a Starbucks in them Beuse I Well, you and allud them are disagreeing.. You sounded like Barack Obama just now. Listen to you a stupid idiot. Is there Starbucks Is therearbsarbucks Is there Starbucks in the Barack Obama building that was opened last week. No but you get greaty coffee to match the outside of the building. All right, let's let's start with this the People getting feeling awkward in England Jared, you're the onees supposed to be presenting these stories? Not me. me. Oh me? you'soodool pit? J. Wh?uh? Are you Jared, do you want tona be me for a minute? Sure. Isichael Is Michael Rutter still here? No, I can do it. I've got it in front of me. Okay. I'm too. That's it. Michael Rutner is supposed to Yeah No zombies in this story. So yeah, people in England are getting a bit unsettled because they go into what they thought was a diner And it's now a sex shop And these are on the highways and the byways on the motorways. Right. I read some is this like a famous d People are used to these well, these diners being on that roadway. My mother, when she was much younger when we were kids, she took a part time job in one of these. They're called Little Chef. And you can go there for breakfast, item, lunch, dinner, whatever. Cheap and cheerful, you know, cup of tea, all that And so I guess that that chain has gone under So they left behind all the buildings. someomebody came in and turned them all into sex shop. Yeah then you go in, there's like, you know, there's the mannequins and the lingerie, there's the toys, all that stuff. You can still get bangers and gravy. Bangers and basash and griy. You got m your own, but actuallyually one of my mother worked in, they actually just flattened it. It's not been there anymore. They' building something else there. Maybe they're building a sex shop at. So I read that it's say they It's It's a weird thing for England. England is very uptight apparently for and licensing. yes. So so sexually they're not they're not used to this kind of no m of no major cities have them Yeah, I I think of the English and Europeans as quite Yeah being way more open about stuff like that, but in this I guess in this story they were trying to get across that sort of that English thing where you don't talk about stuff and whatever. and now you have these Supposly, they're like apple stores. likeike you walk in they're not like dirty sex shops. They're like, you know, wide open kind of thing. Does a genius come and take care of you? Yes, they have actually they did say that they have like the people know what they're talking about. the retail people help you out. So I think that With my conditioning at seventy two. It's a very nice atmosphere. I think that they're on they're on these motorways, right? in these dual carrigeways. So they're not in a built up area. So if people want to sneakily go there, they can. And they're not going to get seen by their neighbors or whatever but you know, it was it was an idea in this that so For a while, the sex shops were hurt with the online stuff because you could buy stuff online But I guess in England here too, I guess, but in England right now, in order to buy sex stuff online, you have to give all your information and your identification. And so that's pushing people to go in person because you know, they don't want to necessarily want a paper trail for your sex toys. Also, you might you might have the need for a certain device, let's say Yeah. On the spur of the moment. don't want to wait for it to be delivered. you gott to go get two hour Amazign delivery. G the Street Ga. I flashlight me w's back at. You got the one that looks like thatatches. That's not sure A. He's old school. It' g old days. He knows what. The Iron Lady, I think is what tell I believe you have a story from Scotland. Washington Scottish man. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the man, the man, the Scottish man, who used a massage gun to treat his eyes. All right Like it was around his eyes. Okay, so around the socket. And it says here on and around he was using a massage gun on and around his eyes. Those things are no joke. we know that.ich I mean, if you've ever had like the eye socket, sometimes that does get like I know I feel pressure on it I can understand why Be careful. Those eyeballs can pop out. I know. Well, I mean I wouldt do did. That pressure the feel on that is not not a good pressure. Remember the actor R Raul kiss his name. Raul Julia He was on letterman once. Now and he died young. I don't know if there's, you know, but u He was on letterman once that the height of his popularity, the Adams family stuff was going on. And he told a story. I think he said he sneezed or something. And one of his eyeballs popped out Well now to me, I would be like, All right, there's something wrong. I would say I would say that's a loose socket. It's a loose socket. Now, this is about being just a complete dumbass. Yeah, he's twenty years old. By the way, we're doing a poll as to whether we should use the B or not use the B in dumbass. So make sure you go. Very a good idea. He developed retinal dialysis after using the gun What what is retinal dilat? I would imagine the retin the retina doesn't work anymore.? it's dilated, right? st. Oh, so it looks like he's tripping all the time Muscle relief, he He used it for muscle relief on his eyeballs. Yeah for several weeks to relax his eyes. So this is just a we're doing a story about a guy in Scotland who is just unusually I Idiotic is the word. I mean, how how you don't know that this is a bad idea? He was probably upset after watching the way Scotland played the last. might be him. so that's one I can't believe what I'm saying. This can't be true. It must be my eyes. It's not the team. I story. Do this guy does he live alone? Is he in the middle of the Scottish Highlands with a sheep for a friend Is he just drinking so? Let me tell you what he's not. He's not a future prrime minister. Okay. He's not No, he's not from Manchester in that little town Oh, yeah, that little town Trump and where that guy comes from. Well, yeah, what a little crappy town These are liberals, as. They hate the Smiths. but I do really like Moris, here The Smiths are from Manchester. Happy Mondayayss Oasis, you name it M That's right Mis M New Oder Birmingam, man Back Sb. Black Sabbath Durandoran. Isn't he Magga? Same band basically. Same thing. M Morrisy's Magga. Morisy might be a bit on the Maga side. I don't know. It's always hard to know What Maracy really is because I feel like the mia paints a b. I think he's just Yeah, you know what I mean? I think it's just I don't think that he's an ideologue. I don't know, but he's a weird guy. Yeah, he can, he's a weird guy he cancel the show because There was noise outside of this hotel room a few weeks ago. That's right it's like He's a weird dude. sometometimes because I've told this story before. I don't know the Smiths. I've never bought an album I've never listened to a f. do it d.' great. Well, here's the thing. I went to a Morrisy show. I had a friend in the early nineties who was a big Morrisy fan and we drove to Buffalo I saw the show and it was fantastic and I didn't know one single song. Now why after that? I didn't go do a deep dive Yeah. I don't know, but I'm interested enough. I On YouTube I've dialed up a couple of recent shows. He does not appear to be in good shape. Now he's not eighty like's other people, but he's got that high weight and it's One of those things where you're like, you're kind of even if he's singing Well, you're kind of cringing like. you going What's going to happen next? because he just doesn't seem to have, I mean, his breath is all out of sight barrel body. He's got that barrel that high barrel weight, you know? Yeah. And it's kind of like he looks uncomfortable while he's singing Yeah, I don't know I have friends who are big fans and they're always, I mean, they go sly and get some really close up video and he seems to be doing okay. Okay. I there. When I saw him, he was like super skinny and yeah it was like any other rock show, but at other rock shows, young women jump on stage and the security guard has to get him. It was exactly the same except it was all young boys jumping up on stage was It was like I was in an alternate universe Rck I was never at a show, but I was in a tea room in the early nineties with a girlfriend, we were visiting London for the day, stop for a pot of tea in the afternoon. All of a sudden, these two guys come in and sit down at the table next to us and it's Morrisy and I guess maybe his manager.. And so he was still you know, skinny Morisy then, but it bother? No, because I wasn't a fan or anything. I just knew it was him. Oh okay. And we were into the metal back then. Yeah were what was I going to say to Morisy, you know Hey, how's Johnny Mar? There is a really great interview with him a Hmburger. Russell Brand who's lost his mind. there's a great interview before the Russell Brand Me two stuff started happening. Yeah where Morrisy goes over to Russell Brand's house in LA and he's giving Russell Brand so much crap because he's like, is that the best questions you have? Yeah L like he's He's kind of That's what I'm saying. He's kind of just a contentious guy. Yeah yeah And that's why I think why people think that he's like a MAGa guy or something now is I just think he's blunt And so if he thinks there's too much immigration or whatever, he'll just be blunt about it. but I don't think that means that he's, you know the leader of the pack and he's trying to raise money for a political party or I could be wrong. I just think he's a blunt dude. Also in his British shows, like some of the national front, like the the racist will show up. Yeah. and so that gives him a kind of gives them a bad rap because they're showing up but his shows. I don't think he really wants them there. you know, Yeah They're in the room for the ticket? Yeah guess. so they're in the room. So they chanting like national I think in the back of the room. I dont I have no idea. Maybe he has gone all national's possibility Yeah I'll tell you one thing. Well. He is not after shows using a massage gun underassage his eyes. So we know he's smarter than at least one guy in Scotland. I L. And I believe the message on the Von Hesser doctrine is id Don't do that Don't do that. D't do it. D't't do. St stay away from the massage. You know what I know there's a secondecond Amendment, but stay away from the massage guns. They're not for kids. Do yourself a favor and listen to somemiths sometimes.. I' listen to the first one.. only did four alums, right Something like that. Yeah. and a bunch of singles. All right, English next. It's been fun talking about Morrisy and the Smiths. Absolutely. Next time, a little more Johnny Moo. I' really into h Mar. Mister Marr. He's great. Mis. Marr, not Mr. Moore. landscape whher you He dude. Hour two of the Bon Hessler Doctrine begins Right now I just saw this. This guy I looked up at the monitor there There was a guy on there his name is Joseph McGrael Batp McGrail Bait upays a hyphen. He's a guy with a hyphenated name He is known as he has the current title For the loudest shout by an individual He's from Australia and he was on CNN just a moment ago. Loudest man in the world. It's famous now Joseph Joseph McGrill, you're the loudest man in the world You know? Well, I turn you right I build you. Yeah I could be all All it Hey, he's new to radio guysy. He's just new. He's not used to it. what it is He doesn't need a micro phone He's the loudest man in the world. Why down anily turn on the button there. I don't know how to do. Oh ye really l. You ready Let's yell loud. Yll. One A two. Hey go ahead Yeah Well that is something. C we a rabit applause that is Wow. Did I' brighten the gloss. I think you broke my eardrums That's something else you know you have a you have a skill there. This is pretty amazing. I mean, this guy he's an conditioner air conditioner cleaner. That's his full time job and then now don't call that w. Don't we call that H vac here Yeah like it was he's an air conditioner cleaner I clean' the air conditioner. I go to a house, I bring a rag and I cleana A say. That was the loudest air conditioner repairman I've ever heard. wonder. You got a koala stuck in you Don't Also, by the way, if you are planning on having some kind of crazy July Fourth party Airbnb wants you to know that they have turnurned on there Anti party they they've switched on. sorry. their anti party technology Flame. Well, I looked it up. I looked it up Well, people aren't behaving they don't Jared, for you and your friends to have fun, they don't have to take a hit with Houses being trashed and neighbors tr att least me and my friends are always, we always leave the campground better than how we found it. But part of response At three in the morning and you may be keeping the neighbors awake. That's possibility. That America two hundred fifty They as loud as you like. Thank you for spreading. We need an executive order. We could be as loud as we want. And all the Karens can go to hell for a couple of a days. So ye I was wondering that myself, Autumn, what is that technology? So I looked it up It is an AI and machine learning system designed to block or redirect high risk reservations such as local last minute or multi day entire home bookings during peak holidays It enforces the platform's global ban on disruptive gatherings to protect neighbors and properties, This is how it works. Key risks. So the algorithm analyzes hundreds of behavioral booking signals to catch potential Qote unquote party houses before they are reserved. Key risk signals It assesses The type of listing, the duration of the stay, the distance between the guest's home and the listing, whether the booking is made at the last minute, and the guest's review history. automated actions if a booking is flagged as high risk The user is either blocked entirely from booking the entire home or redirected to an alternative accommodations like a hotel or private room And finally Strict enforcement. I feel like unless this works really well People go on vacation with families with like multiple. That's not they're talking about lararge house.' ye Yeah, that's what you're tal about They're not They're talking about party houses and we had it here in Atlanta for a while, right? There was a So it's basically you you get the house and you just have A debauchched wild and they leave and there's people on the lawn and I think that's what they're talking about that. They're talking they're going I know that's what they're talking about. Yeah. But when you're booking something like that and let's say I'm one person and I've I have three families that I'm trying to find a large house for because we are going to have like fourth of July thing. amm I going to get immediately blocked and told like Get outt of here. hotel you loser. Jane has been the one who books these kind of things. So I haven't really booked one. I think I booked one, but do they ask how many kids and how many adults there on?. So o. So if you're doing that, like you're doing that and there's like seven children involved, I think they'll assume that's not a party house But if it's all adults and there's thirty people and it's for like two days and it's on july fourth, then you're gonna to get flagged. Point of order. And also it's your history with them as well. Point of order. What Yes, yes Yes, Robert Roberts Whates of order Rules of order? Yes. What if you are acting like a child, even though you're an adult? Doesn't that count as less of a person? We can't pick that up until you do it. and then the next time we'll know, Oh, this is a man child. and that gets thrown into the algorithm, I believe. You know what, despite all of the partying I've done on these various holidays, I have a perfect score on Airbnb. look at you I a bragger. earlier you were saying I biked twenty miles. I did. I boy. my Do my arms hurt? Actually I put it together. I just checked my phone. Actually it was twenty one and a half miles I under sold myself. Oh twenty one and a half. Are you riding the belt line or something? I did. I rode all the way from May into toown of the West sideide over to Ormwood So it was aice nice little ride.ide over by the zoo, Grant Park. Okay, All right, so twenty one miles and then you forgot that you're supposed to do some stretching and stuff before you do something. Oh, I'm hurting. I'm hurting. He's hurting. Yeah hurting. He's hurting. He's hurting. H h What? Oh h Yeah prostate aches. Yeah, let's say my butt hurts. Oh man. You gotta get one of those special seats, man? I' gonna have to I'm used to it. Today was the perfect day it was cl in the eighties. Nobody even did anything to him. Right. Actually but hurt. Yeah. Sorry, was Are you gonna go up about how beautiful it is in Atlanta, which is the greatest city of I was gonna say an owl. I saw an owl eating a snake. No, a deer When it's summertime like this, there is it' p. Oh yeah, RFK J if you watching though if you were a you could kill the owl, get the beak and then grab it. you know what? If you eat it, then you'll get to be as wise as the owl. I did not see any owls today, but there were a lot of people out and about and trying out that new stretch of bel line Very n. Oh, I'll bet. What were the odds? Jaob was gonna like the new stretch of the belt line? I just think it's so c. I don't like it Yeah, Autumn hates it. The only thing only thing that I love say Tarn going out there and I're like, you know what That's part of the. Yeah you know I'm turned against it. It's like a it's like a wrestler. He's gonna to turn heel. Oh I hate the belt oneine. You know what? there was one thing I was surprised about is I expected it to be flatter. That's what that was my surpr.er. It was heillier than It's heillier and that's why you're feeling it right now. What you're doing your twentyeth? I gota get workout today. How long did it take you to ride for two I What that George? I had my mic on. I said, What? Nothing. I said No.' been a little critical. Did you you did you was the mic on not on purpose or I forgot it was on What did you saying? you being called a Jared a Dork? Okay. Apologies, Jared. Oh, it's my b. I think you know, a glass bubble I kind of you know I get to speak to myself. I don't know Dork. I don't know I don't know how that nightime Atlanta nighttime Czar is doing, but you should have that job. Oh I'd be great at that 's I think you should you should you should look into it. Listen me mean my city Council. show ends at seven o'clock and, you know, you just you're What do you do all day? you know, no, no, you won't be at always the nightsar. so got to You up to sleep ttill noon ing you would still do this job. That's what I'm saying, Yes, yes, allow it to happen. Yes, he sleeps till noon.. Th thenen he comes in here. He does this seven o'clock. Okay, you with me? And then and then by like eight thirty, he can go home, kiss the wife, maybe have some dinner. and then you you go out and you become the nighttim zar. But I don't know what the nightimes to me The nighttime car has to have a uniform and has to be out and about every single night in Atlanta, but I'm guessing it's probably not the way they. The shorts in the shirt have to be too tight for them though Is that the way Is that how you two short shorts, very tight shirt, a little whistle. Oh yeah Oh and the they whistle the whistle the whistle is like a The whistle gets blown and it's like you're not having enough fun. Yeah. I call a penalty on you. So I think weve f Let's go a step further than. Let's create a new zar and call me the funund zar. Oh it's overall fun. I think we got another seventy thousand in the budget. Why not? I don't want to put him in charge of the fun, just all the fun nighttime I'll st. What Dared say? He says stnick him with Dor. Maybe that could be an official Dorks are Atlanta Dor you have that. The ATL Dork. Hey, listen, I'm out there exploring our brand new padside p. Whatere were you guys doing? I didn't exactly? You guys re eating yourself. You don't live there off my jock. I'm old. I'm not gonna to go out and have fun. I don't mind going out and having fun. I just don't want to park Yeah, same. y, if you move down here to the city since you're an empty n. Oh boy, can go right right on Taxis go right through the roof. you can go right on the beltwine. You love it when people in their sixties move into m. Oh man. This place is happening. Yeah. Hey, we got another place down out then another We got another couple of their sixties. This place is just We can open a picklebone ct I'm starting to feel A sneakers, anyone? I'm really starting to feel like I'm not fitting into my generation. I'm sixty two. I don't play pickleball Sually I don't play golf Golf it golier, enjoy it Huh? You don't have do all that boring crap. No, I it is boring. I' got to play goldough huh Just do things that you like and don't not do things that you like just because you think someone will think you look weird. That's what I'm doing because so basically I do nothing. Any progress on the screen, please I was just talking about it yesterday. What do you think? I talked about it. I. Wait h. I brought it up for the first time yesterday. I'm excited s. No, I didn't have time today. I tryed to do it. So I try to do those kind of things. betweenween so I do the prep until like ten thirty B for the ob make it. Hey, is that really where you want to go to find humor? That's This guy's trying to get me fired. He's doing everything he can. He's not the m. Hey Hey, How about suicide? Get he joked about that? Oh my God. the same thing. Let's say hello to Ashley Frasa I'll explain my process when I get back. sayay hello to Ashley Fraska. Ashley is watching the Rck This is odd. I guess they're putting out a new audiob book of the Odyssey because the Christopher Nolan movie' coming out soon. And then I guess they wanted Michael Cain to Do the audio But Instead, they're having AI Michael Kain read the whole audio book sell my voice to a love lies. All right, so why don't you? you're still alive, Michael Kanain. whyy don't you just narrate the book yourself. becausecause I sold my voice likeless to be used by eleven Labs, which is the AI site. Yeah, I get that, but why don't why can't you just do it yourself? All right, I'll tell you why becauseuse you keep asking, I'll tell you why. right? I can't say Ia bib You're too old to say what? two old from the Odysse Ag bl bl. It's a hard word was say Eggamemnon Eg blab blom. You know what, that's fair. I. I tryed very hard. I can't say it must to say. it a blab blob So you can'tast master Bers, I c say. Here's my question., Isn't there like a young actor or something that maybe could use a paycheck we're going to get M's not even Michael Cain and it's going to set the hdysy is Long It's long. That's why I use it AI. You're going have like that AI clip is going to be in there where you you're going to notice it when like one let's just marketing for this movie is out of keeps getting better plus's good. Okay buddy I sorry I b without having to say Aabblog. It's a permanent sinus infection. Is Agabed doog. I'm with you. Is it Abam Eggnog? Is that? Ade Eggdog. A of Egog. Was he the big god at the time? wasas Zeus? wasas it wasas he above Zeus or is he the king? I don't know. I don't know. It's the world's almost the world to check You know what I'm with Why would you get the check and you're not doing any work? I get check forever I'm with you,r, I think it would be nice to have a younger actor or actress actually voice get Millie Alcock in there com. Oh yeah. She be boy. She's getting terrible reviews. She's this the star super girl was in game at That movie' getting ter R reallyally? Yeah. sixty seven on I heard it's just a check the box. There's nothing original about the story She doesn't spoiler alert. turn off, this is't real spoiler, but I don't want to ruin anybody's day. All right, everybody gone You're still there I'm slow. I I just want to make sure the people don't want to hear. I turned it down. She doesn't put on the u That's like the final the end of it is she finally puts on the Sit I heard there's a needle drop during the last battle that is the worst of horrible. That's what I've heard as well. I haven't seen it, obviously I mean, I followed these two guys that are like obsessed with Marvel. They love everything and they gave it a six point five. Well this is DC so they you know what I'm saying? Yeah the soer hero stuff. Yeah. and theyave it a six point. No, I've seen What did you say? Same diff. How d you? It's easy a Marvel art.. I say wall paper use an AI Its just no one could say what's it Apple sauce. Apple Sup sauce Act Frasco says there's a cr. That's right, thirty seven year old. It only gets better and better, better. Butm But I'm a man. I thought I'd get better as I age up fine wine. Yeah, well, it's fine wine that's got bit of vinegar in it, that's tell you. as you I think it hurts today. Wait til you turn fifty five. That's all I've got to say. And then that's all I'm gonna say Autumn in there. Oh is it in there? Okay, he just put there's going to be a challenge for autumn because I As I came up with this idea I remembered that I might be thinking about Autumn's fantastic Liza Mineneelli. It is good. So I'm assuming she can do Liz's mom, but I don't know that The challenge is we were just looking we were just the AI that Michael Kain has sold his voice to eleven labs. They have they have a splash page where you get all the celebrities and they kind of give you a bio of themselves The Michael Cayan was actually pretty good. So here's the Judy Garden and I want to listen to it all the way through because at the very end, You're going to notice A little bit of an AI glitch And this is on their splat. like this is what they're saying, Hey, this is Judy Golden, but I believe I guess maybe it's a challenge. I don't I Have you ever done Judy Garlland before U M Let's see how you do. Yes.es. Okay, let's see how you do here. I think you can do a better Judy Garland than this AI, Judy Garland Go ahead. I'm Judy Garland The vaudeville girl who found her way over the rainbow. Between an honorary Oscar and a history making Grammy, I've lived for the stage and my audience. I'm a dreamer, a bit of a wit, and I've learned that no matter what you just keep singing. So that sing. That's like Judy Garland at the end. Yeah That was Judy Garland reaching for the barbituous I see you're like already waving away they. All right, So that sounds to me like it's trying to be the wizard of Oz, Judy Garland. really young. Yeah Langangang Crawy. Is it possible that it's because it's pulling from much older audio archives to make I think it's pulling from is it about Archives and Liza. Yeah It sounds a little liiza. Well do s They do sound a little bit alike, but I think maybe it is more difficult with people who've been dead since the sixties thenen maybe Michael Kain has got You know, maybe he could actually the audio books were by own voice. That's right. That's right. And it's quite possible that maybe even yeah, he can give them a bunch of his own materials and things that he has where that Judy Garland onece sounded like, yeah, like it was a It's kind of a song and spr. And I've learned that no matter what you just keep singing, singing. No not to read from her I feel like it would be the olden Judy. Yeah. fromrom the sixties. From the sixties doing songs like sending the cloud. The worn out Judy Judy who seemed just about enough. Eja out here. They went do of people would love. Remember She did do that a lot in the end. It was like there'd be like Judy and then like Liza would come out and she'd be like twenty one and like dance for twenty minutes and sing and that's my d That wasn' they to sing or read singing Singing old re thing. That's what we've got right there. That's what we've got. By the way, I saw that there's a headlight out there while we got to build all these data centers. That's what I hear from my favorite radio host is we just have to build them all. And so Grock, I think they found I saw a headlight that said sixty three percent is pornography. Yeah.ow. sixty three percent of all the usage of Gck. Hey, definitely we need, you know, we need dataenters the size of Manhattan Because people couldn't do that before AI People didn't know what to do with their hands Idle time have to have AI. I helps with the fet is. Is that what it is? It enough surveillance and porn in this world. No, That's right. We need more. We need for every fantasy that we indulge in to be up in the cloud forever. disiscoverableers That is a great niche Security for Lge, larger than life package. standing there casting a shadow of brow. She talking about Mickey Rooney. G going a little bit into a little Catherine Hepburn there a little bit.s's that's the Well as she got older, she got like warbly. Yeah. like it was like alcohol. It was like alcohol in her teh then the big. Mbe I need to keep it closer to the front of my mouth. Jie L look had a package. Jie L . She was back here. It had that back here with the mid Atlantic. That's right. I just realized right now both George Clarkke and Jerred Joama are probably going who's Catherine Hepper? Yeah the hell are they talking. name. Come on. The lion in winter. C on! Sing ain't that one yet. He's gonna sing. Now we got it. Sing sing. I all the kids love the lion in winter Peter O. I thought Jared was a big Peter O'Hle fan. All bigig time. Big time. Or as he refers to him Peter O'Hoo? Yes. Peter O'Hul One of the best ever. I would tell you that, one of the best ever. So the United States plays at six PM. Whatere do we play? way ten o'clock. Oh Oh the fan fest starts at six P. Yeah. we play Turkeybody I didn't know I saw six PM in United States You every I'm notS. I'm not used to. I'm not used to US MNT the United States men's national team. I get it. but I mean, it's just's like mountainim time. what are we saying? It'll be in the mountain time. Tira Or Turkey Tur Yeah Or is I called of the Ottomans Thank you, Ar so Welles. You're wel appreciate your wisdom. . They don't know who you are either. But they know who I am Oh I know you are worse and Brain Have you H everybody seen Citizen Ke on this Yes panel I haven't issue stopped it I did. Oh, that's right. Autumn can't make it. I loved it No she stopped that little kid part. She thought it was too was too emotional for her. I mean Yeah. Well, okay so the first thing I thought was in that shot Right? It's being seen he's playing outside and then they pull back. It's very famous insside of the cabin and it looks amazing and it reminded me of Quittin Tarantino in andlorious Bastters were in they' inside that French farmhouse and I was like, oh, okay, got it, reference. And then And then the little kid comes inside like amm I going with you, mom? Yeah, no no the best No you're going away where he can't get you whatever' Yeah put your hand where he can't get you. No, but there's a great scene there where u Is she the mother in Bway?et Yeah. was Agnes Morehead. Right. there's a great scene where when she just calls his name from the window You're u Her voice cracks. She just goes, Charlie And it's so heartbreaking But really, you gotught to stick with it. it's kind of. I watched Schindler's list kind to the point where I saw the little girl in the red coat and I was like, I'm out This is too real. I don't know if that was Sielberg's idea, but that is one of the greatest cinematic ideas Yeah. everything being black and white and It's a good thing you didn't see these things in the theater. You just get up, okay, that's enough. I'm.ing on the floor. I can't do that. It's nothing worse than when you're bawling like that in a theater too like you're like, you know the people are all around you and you're like, okay, I'm just trying to cover up. But you knows like autumn, autumn what you I don't want to spoil it. I don't want to spoil Citizen Kane I just want to say he grows up to be kind of a jerk. So it's all right. You can go with him. He's kind of a jerk. That may be not expensive Vinston Churchill told me that he liked it very much. You hanging out with him and Hitler and everybody else? When I met Hitler Diminutive I't really have much to say. Of course the Wells was so full of it. Napoleon and I went fishing. I don't believe you ever met him. He was at a dinner party at Hitler. I didn't find him interesting or fascinating at all. He was small and he had nothing to say. Now Napoleon, he knew how to cast a lie. You never had dinner with Napoleon? I didn't. I went fishing with him.. We we caught, we threw it back didn't meet the limit. So This you ever caught a sturgeon in the same full of eggs you could the eggs out and make c you even with your bare hands. What a visual. So this so it's where what they call the Falcon's Nest. Is that where people get together and watch the fan fest, Where's the fan? No, no, it's it's just in Centnial Park. Oh, okay. Yeah. so there's they've just basically they're called at the eg nest. That's where he lived in the winter Falla. Four hours of pre game before the game even starts. Oh ye, I mean, well, there's all those different setups. You've got all but you're going to have a lot of drunk people for sure for that's what they want. They want people to be nice and drunk and ready to go for nice and drunk Yes. That's the important thing.ice. But' the nice the great thing about tonight's game is it's kind of meaningless. I mean, you get to sit everybody that has a yellow card. Oh so we' going gonna lose, huh? I'm gonna to break, but here's the deal. you' saying you'reoting for turkey No no, no, I'm not why I heard. I That's what I heard That's Asa. Ashley Fraska is now checking So the Swifty influencers are losing their minds and paying way too much attention to Whether or not Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey He of the Kansas City Chiefs The countdown is on Go countdown going get away. Yeah, we have Susie Swifty here. She's. Are you invited No, I ex excited to know about it. It's the wedding of a century. Okay, so yeah, I guess. The rooyal wedding Yeah, kind of. So There's a permit Madison Square Garden, What do you have a package? I sure do. I knew Be those pants are a little too tight. Always got a pack. New York City officials tellld ABC News an event company has filed a permit requesting closure of the street outside Madison Square Garden from july second to july fourth. A potential sign of planning for a swift Kelsey wedding reportedly taking place july third. The official said the permit application also requested permission for an exterior canopy that could be used to conceal comings and goings and listed the size of the event between five hundred and nine hundred ninety nine people. How relatable You know Absolutely. Hey, you're getting married. You should shut down a street in New York City. I meannder you comeome on, after all, you are remember we're getting married and that's a very rare thing in America. So it's too much. It's too much. It's so crazy guys. It like arere you for real? Now here's the question. Some people are wondering if it's a big old head fake and then they'll find out that they got married at a small ceremony somewhere J just say this And right but beyond that. No, but beyond that I think that I'm getting to a point now with this c shaped economy and all that is that you know, I just feel like the ultra wealthy at this time should not be engaging in these spectacles because it it's almost like they're just shoving people's noses and It's like Marie Antoinette or something. A little bit. Yeah. I mean, I mean, she's not a leader I mean, show a little. Showing little class. I don't know. I guess class class isn't the word. Show a little respect for others And the way things are going for others, you know, there has to be a tent. Why is it awful if we know that such and such celebrity went into Why? Wh whyy do you deserve that privacy? I drive places all the time and I drive past wedding parties and they're they're all walking into the church or they're walking out of the church and they're not protected by You know, things I actually, you know, so it really sounds like, hey, New York, can you do everything you can to keep the Riff raff as far away as possible while we get married in front of from five hundred to ninety nine. I heard that the permit said five hundred to nine hundred ninety nine. That tells me at one thousand people, the cost goes up we don't know somewhere between five hundred and nine hundred and ninety nine. But Eric, it's Taye special day, rightight? Tay, It's your special day It's my special day and I don't feel like I should have to hide my wealth just to make others feel more comfortable. I guess you know. There's no obligation. I'm just saying it would be nice. A lot of money. I know you do. and it's fine with me. Really famous, like me and Travy Sometimes like things just start rolling and then they like snowball because you know, you know me, I would just rather get married with my cats in the backyard. So you it's like, well he wants to do the big place and then you have to invite all these people and then you have such a guest list that you can't just have it in your backyard Well, your backyard is probably like seventeen acres, so you might be able to You know, apppparently I don't think she really likes Travis's family that much. I mean, the dad's kind of a hot mess. The mom's been remarried. Yeah I know ye. They' so cute. Yeah. I think you're just telling. You know I was read have I mentioned this? I was reading a story a few weeks ago about I' mentioned this word. She's been in New York for a while now and so she's been going out to restaurants every night famous people and they book the whole restaurant or whatever. And then so some magazine or something kind of did a story where they went to the individual pl, Hey, what what's it like when Taylor Swift comes in and takes over the whole restaurant, Waiters, bartenders peopleeople like that. But within the story there was a mentioning of one gathering And just as an aside, the writer put in that there are rumors that she's having an affair with this other guy who was at the table. It was one sentence It was one sentence and I didn't see any other stories about it But it u Picked. My my interest is what it did Wa why would we just go in there? but she's not suing them it was a big it was either like the Atlantic or North magazine or something like that. It wasn't like, you know, some online deal.. C on, this is America's royal couple that you're talking about here, Eric. This is quite now. Royal couples always have side pieces. That's the way it works. Ashley Frasca says there's a car Hour three of the Von Hessler doctrine begins right now M as to do a little bit of of the audio here. The presresident kicked off. America two hundred fifty festivities. what is it call being called the America State Fair? Yeah The great American Fair. Great American fair. and I think the word state is in there because what's supposed to happen is every state is supposed to send something Some sort of exhibit kind of like the worldorld's Fair, but just the fifty states, I believe is the idea. I think here' a day out. Yeah. I think I think half the states have gone, we don't to a part. It is the great American state fair. Thank you. Thank you. firstirst Eric gets mocked and then he's congratulated for being correct, right? That's what happened. We were a coab there. I felt as if I was being mocked Maybe I'm overreact. We were helping each other there. Is that what we were doing? We were helping? Absolutely. I was I was a helping hand.. I'll go Bailey Zimmerman on you Do anybody know know? It's a country star. And he just beat up everybody in his band and I don't know. this Morgan Wallet is having a bad effect on bro country stars I'm seeing Morgan tomorr Yeah, you enjoy that Ore Oregon dropped out. they couldn't send their antifa there to do a booth. Yes,, right? Yeah. Snd a littleif. Ah. Washington, Massachusetts They're not in. Massachusetts you'd think they would be because of Well But see what's happening here and I'm sorry to say this, but everyone's realizing that it's not a celebration of the two hundred fifty years in the country It's a celebration of one man. Man Tell him to screw off and you just show up and do your thing Yeah. I know, but you're still a part You're a part of celebrating him. That's what that's what it is And there's an awful lot of Americans. I would consider myself one of them who is going to celebrate the two hundred fifteth birthday of the United States of America. And the whole thing and I can't range for a state to not get involved because we don't like the president. It's not it's not that. It's not that we don't like ignore It's not it's not it's not we don't like his policies. It's that deciding that all of this is about him. No know, but it isn't and everybody knows it's not except for everybody I'm just say participating in his thing Legitimately. It's like it's like, it's like, I don't have to go I don't have to go to somebody's birthday party that I don't like. No., That's what you're doing. Basically because he stayed in a country that's been around two hundred and fifty years send a guy Yeah. o. Iy. I'm not saying I would do it. I'm just saying that I understand it And it's it's all this is a protest RSV. It's alls p. It's all at his feet because he created the dynamic It's not that hard to be magnanimous. It's actually quite easy. But it's not that hard to say, Hey, you know what? For the next three months, we're celebrating all the living presidents, whether I agreed with them or I didn't agree with them. And this dude just can't He doesn't have the ability. He can He doesn't know how to be kind to people that he doesn't love. I know. And he doesn't love he doesn't love anybody that doesn't love him So it's why would you want? butter you send doesn't make it look like him Wisconsin or the apples you send from Washington? I don't I I think it's more important. I think it's I think it's a bad thing, but I lay one hundred percent of it at him at his feet for creating the situation of This year we're celebrating me and people aren't interested. Now look If if the economy was on fire, we had gone knocked over Iran, they were democracy now. maybe people would be a little more open to it. I don't but I actually kind of doubt it. But I think what's getting me excited and honestly before all of the I was feeling very negative going into the fourth of July. I know you told me the World Cup has got to turn on because people are coming to this country and they're seeing that it is more than just him. And I think for me personally That was illuminating because I'm like, you know what I am going to celebrate this country so much fifty years ag I'm going to celebrate with the Scottish fans because they're actually enjoying America And I'll enjoy America And I'm able to put him to the side. L that's that's been the biggest thing mental is I'm able to put him the side and that's I get it. I get it, but I still hold it on him that we shouldn't have to have to drump jump through hoops and put him to the side. He should put him to the side because he should have respect for the nation. And he refuses to do that. And when you show up You're going to be there when on the two hundred fifty on july fourth when he starts talking about sleepy Joe and all this kind of nonsense Nobody cares, Maga. Nobody cares about Sleepy Joe anymore anymore. Nobody. Not even J. Not even Joe. Not even Jill Nobody cares. Every time you say sleepy Joe, people roll their eyes and fall asleep. Nobody cares. We don't understand why it still animates you,Qite frankly. It's weird and it's bizarre It's bizarre that he keeps going on and on about Obama who hasn't been the president since January of twenty seventeen. I mean, it's just Bizarre And if you're there, then you just by stepping on the grounds, you're celebrating everybody's favorite president, Donald J. Trump. That's what it's all about. I mean, they took his name off of the Kennedy Center and he refuses. He made them put up curtains while they took the name down. You know what? I kind of understand that From a political point of view, I understand putting up the curtain because youre you're not you're denying the Democrats. Cercial for November Right? So I get that But his name has been off it now for a week or something and the curtains are still up. Right, Curtains are usually to hide something that's there These are curtains to hide something that is No longer there And it's just bizarre and no one wants to be a part of it because he has spoiled the damn thing. Heat in the wine. and nobody wants to drink it. Because it's not the wine that it's supposed to be, which is a celebration of the country. And when you celebrate the entire country, even if you're the current president, through those celebrations, you consider yourself One American amongst three hundred thirty million Americans, and it's not about any one of those three hundred thirty million, even if you're the one who's president the time. bicentennial. I don't remember Gerald Ford Hly at all in that Like don'ember I just don't remember it. So yes, it is bad And but it's just I think we're just putting the blame in different places. I'm putting the blame He's completely to blame, But still if you're not sending a delegate, then you're just Really? Yes absolutely. So he's so h psych. How far does that apply? What can he do where that doesn't apply? You just ignore him You can't. Yes you can. He's doing two r. He's not going to go to every booth. Well, no, because he'd have to run people have the right pickles here for man. He ain't never going to any booths. He is not going to rub shoulders at anyone who's not a governors are going to say the country is more important than the president Th the states are also important And so just shut up and go. I don think we're all having to do. We're all having to focus on our micro environments versus our macro environments. We're quite We're just sick of it We're just sick're gonna be there two more years. Are they gonna whine for two more years? Yes. C Well I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what out. I'll tell you what I do know. he is Yeah. He's gonna wine for two more years. Tune him out. I get it. I get it. I'm not totally opposed what you're saying. I'm just saying it's his fault and it's his followers's fault. His followers, MGa, believe that this is about them And you'd never hear about them if it weren't for social media What? They're not following us around going. I love her. You know what I'm saying? You can ignore' out there in person saying This is the most powerful person alive who How How can he not affect your life? How is that possible? Only the gas prices things Only. I'm not arguing. I'm just saying you can ignore him. I guess, I'm not saying you're wrong. The motorcycle is jumping up. People are complaining about that. It's like, okay it's a motorcycleres. Who cares? So is a transject ripping off her shirt and showing her boot. I mean, who cares about any of it Right, I listen, you know I'm with you on most of that. I'm with you on most of that. But there's something different going on here, which is that lawn of the White House belongs to us. And when he's gone, I dont know. I don't know happening. I don't know. I don't know it. hold on. hold on. hold on. Ites back to us but no no always ours. No no Yeah rightight. That's number one. numberumber two, I don't know that it comes back to us I don't know that this precedent doesn't continue. I don't know that if a Democrat doesn't theseese people love power. You could I could be as against this administration as possible. It's not like I'm going, well, at least the Democrats. I mean, they've already shown what that's all about. They're going to come in with their nonsense and everything that they say that he did wrong like executive orders to they're going to do them. You think that that they don't really will. they will. Do you think that they're not going to have an executive order that says climate is an existential threat and therefore, I hope you they don't do that. UK are. they will They will because these are not people who exist to represent us, whether they're Democrats or Republicans. They exist to gain and use power And solution. Yes I have a solution. Change the name of the country. Revolt We should we should make the government AI And will base the government on everybody in the West wing Okay. all right Yeah then we'll all have a tear jerker. Yeah every You know, in that show that I was the only person that liked, I think it was called The Avenue or something on HBO with Hugh Lauri where they're in space. And Yeah, the president was a was an AI computer in Buffalo, New York. Really? Right now I want to watch. I'll tell you, this show was fantastic. There was a tech guy on there. I know you don't like Josh Gad, but there was a tech guy on there and as part of his collection because this' the future, he had all four skulls of the Beatles. Oh All right. I' got one more than one season or only one They did two. I couldn't believe they got a second season. It's a great show. But it's weird Let's make let's base the people that we we need to run the country off the best people. No, no, I don't think the West. that's that's not my idea of the best kind of government Although I have to admit, I've never seen it. Ashley Fraske is checking two hundred eighty feel bad becausecause you' sexy and I can't say that you' sexy because if you say somebody' sexy, that means you're deerading them somehow sex I won't tell you, but it might be the reason why I'll still go see Supergirl. But It do. I don't want her to know that I think she's sexy because I know if I said something like that, what that means is I totally disrespect and you know, I don't want to be that person. So don't think that at all I'm a man of the future. What about I don't find any women to be sexy or perury or anything. I simply go on, Hey, are they good at what they do That's it. That's all it matters to me. She good at looking good? She's pretty good at You don't care if she's pretty? Well, I do, but I can't say that because then if you say that somebody's pretty, then you're maligning them in some way. What about beautiful Yeah she's beautiful. She's a dime. She's aim sevenven. I don't know one of the reviewers It might been film threat basasically said I think she just wasn't ready idn't she come out of like House of Game ofronons thought that was the one after that. House House of the Dragons, but that was three or four years ago. Right. And she was young. Right. So she's still very young. Right. And the idea in this review was You know, she just went because it House of the Dragon was big and so they saw it and they book her in this and you know When you have young The idea came, what wass that guy's name Chris used to film threator. Yeah. so he He mused that maybe that's why they usually have older people play younger people Because if you're twenty six, twenty five or twenty six, you've got a little bit of distance and perspective but are still close enough to your teenage years to play that with how old is she? I think she's twenty five. twenty five. All right, wow That's the last time I That's the last time I quote Chris Gore. I mean, are there really like thirty two year olds who play like nineteen year old I don't know. Sydney Sweeney should have been supergirl Why not? Well, she's a good actress Jes. No my top There are My an is. I think the whole story was kind of dumb because it was one of those previews where I saw it during Mandalorian N Grogu and it kind of told you the whole story. op the preview. Apparently there's nothing more than the base story. That's proble. your dog gets stolen or. Yeah. If what if what Ive seen If the reviews are correct, it's that it's not horrible. It's just doesn't do anything all that special. And it is a story that you've seen a million times Although some of those other times you've seen it, it's been done in a with a twist or there's no twist. it's just like, they She wants to get the antidote for the dog and the girl that she's with is mad at the villain. I heard the villain is the worst villain Oh was it Lobo? No, no, Lobo is not the villain. That Lobo is getting the best reviews. I'm just glad it doesn't center around a. Well take I it's called Supergirl. or romance. Why don't they do a swap then? If it's so popular to do it the other way, why not do an all male supergirl? I love that there'sine. There's a twist. All right. I would start something new while you're ts's give away some tickets Over there. What? Let's give away tickets, man I'm feeling generous. Why should we give people they didn't even work for them? Well, they don't have to here on the Von Haser liberal. I don't want to do it people, but apparently these socialists just want to give stuff away. We'll do it. I care about you, dear listeners. Win two tickets to see Harry Conk Junror on Saturday, july eleventh At Senovas Bank Amphitheater at Chastaine Park Be caller number ten to four hundred four eight seven two zero seven fifty. Tickets are on sale right now at ticketmaster. com. Ashley Frasca is watching I can use. Suspender If she didn't get a foul. Yeah, the refs missed it. I imagine that they could look back at the tape and just see that it was clearly intentional. So this who assist did this to Caitlyn Clark? America's sweetheart Asa Thomas. Well we're team Angel Reese here Atlanta, but even in this count I'm just talking. I can't, you know, there two America has two sweethearts. That's well three. there's me Taylor Swift. And Caitlylin Clark. And so what happened? She punched her in the throat? There's there So there' she's fighting with Caitlyn Clark. Caitlyn Clark goes to the goes to the floor and then like You can barely see it in there, but at one point you see her take, I guess her wrist Yeah and it goes directly into her neck while she's down on the floor And it was was really intentional Was she able to play on? She was able to play on, but it was right in the neck. It was a bad look. Okay. well, so do you think she's going to be? By the way, we're talking about the WNBA for those of you. But that the ye How's that league doing? They have much better now than usual one know but that's there. Oh, yeah, but I mean, that's two teams Is it still being subsidized? Oh sure, I'm sure it is Isidn't that kind of tell you something? if it has to subsidized? I don't I'm not against I'm not like trying to be like, Hey these ladies oght to be whatever. If there's an audience, there's an audience. if's a crowd, there's a crowd It doesn't matter what it is game, There's an audience U What do you have to subsidize it? It's been around now since the nineties, right I can't remember exactly when it started. Yeah, That's a good shot there. Tim's got it A Maybe she's just trying to get her push herself back up off the floor next time I got her. That's all That's all happened. Yeah G a game going on. You got to get back. I to do defense Gott to get out of here I don't know Hey, you know what, they'll get a little publicity today. That's that's good. That's right. That's good. All publicity Where did the Atlanta Dream play They played primarily down at the Skyhawks arena down in College Park Okay, what is so what is this is that Sky Haks is our G League team? Okay is the Hwks' G League. And what does that hold? likeike is that like the the Georgia like going to see a game of Georgia tech or something? I'd say it's a smaller than teech. I want to say it's probably eight thousand. They should play there That George of tech arena is really nice. I love theamish pavilions very nice. Yes. is this so it's not as nice as a I actuallyhawks never been to the Ie the only dream games I've ever seen have been the bigger games they've moved to state Farm. Right. So when they don't move to State Farm, which is when they play What are they called the Indiana fever or something? Citlin But there have been other nam for time. Are they called the fever? They are called the fever.. But now that As Huh? in fashion.'s a mascot. But mascot is like a big COVID ball. Now that we have Angel Reese, a lot of other games like play the Aes for example. Who's on the Aes? That's the the acces or Las Vegas? Yes. they' Hey, hey Thank very much now. I read lots of stuff Now When we play teams like that that are really good, they move those games to state farm because when their reases when they're not doing that there at that sky What is there a Gateway center arena three thousand five hundred seats for basketball. Yeah tiny. And do they fill high school Do they fllow it up? What was the average attendance? game. that's in that place, not moveved to. I'm not trying to make any kind of point here, actually. I'm actually curious I know everybody's looking at me like I'm kind of misynist and I'm saying women I'm not. I'm just asking a question Autumn's giving you the. Why do you have to be subsidized I same hey, by the way, this is the same thing I ask about Elon Musk and Zuckerberg and Sam Altman and However you say that other guy from Anthropics's name. It says you're the They average about a sellout. Okay five hundred fif. thir thousand five hundred a night I mean out a night, but a game Not exactly a dream. It's not exactly a dream. I'm hey There the name Atlanta on it? Yes. I'm rooting for them. Why aren't they the Ladyhawks? I think that's what they should do The lady not the haawks, the lady nuggets w But that's saying that you just exist as some sort of sidec. They're the men. They're ladies. No, I mean, there's like teams. But by using the same name. We're the lady Hawks. We' the just call themselves the junior Hawks. Or like Jane doesn't have a name. She's just Eric's wife That I have been lobbying for Lady Eric for a very long time Well in a way, right when you got married Pill C climb, isn't she misss. Eric V von Hessler? That's the way I think of her. Philly. Yes. Mrs. Eric von Hessler. That's how I refer to Tina to. She's mrs. Jared Daniel Yamuda. There's like that old joke that I'll butcher about some old English guy But uh, you know, like the eighteen hundreds, that kind of like a rich dy English guy in the state d He loves his wife so much And I think like I got to make up his name. L let's say eight that his name is Nigel Cavendish Good English name sure. And he loves his wife so much that he wants to you know, have a legacy. so there's a large mountain on this property and he decides to name it after her. and they have a ribbon cutting. And they revealed the new name of the mountain u, mount Mrs. Nigel Cavan. Autumn didn't laugh she think this misogynous. Yeah. Do understand. She a tough one. She a tough one to crack this one. Yeah. She's a lady tough one, I should. Did you want me to pretend? No, It wasn't my joke. I didn't make it up. I was just telling a joke from the old from the old whatever And then you Yeah you don't You know what? Mbe maybe it's a till bit it' teamwork. Yeah. You think I always think you're h. I just asked you. Maybe I make it up somet timee to time. Dould you like me to you want tona do it again? No No Go ahead. the say the punchline. out miss. This is Nigel Cavendish does that feel better? Wow. See we're all having fun We're not judging each other Wow. Women, judge. Don't they judge judgy minds. Jud step on your neck. Lady judges is what they are. Lady Judge. Misses Lady Judge. Misss. Lady Judge. Like that mrses Lady Judge in Georgia who was having sex with that cop in the Jam. Loud sex remember? H her. Loud sex. We don't have to talk about how loud it was. That was how getting hear. They could hear it out there Australian That's right. She was that. T turns out, she was with that loud Australian guy the loud of the fri If you're gonna to have sex in the chambers, don't have sex with the loudest person in the world. Well no, suppos you're supposed to go home. or to a hotel maker would you have an affair with her? You seem very protective? No, but I think it's wrong to go after judges. They work hard. She's having sex with a cop in the chamber. so nobody's going after her ruling. What about letting off a little steam They couldn't go to to a motel or a hotel and like passassion. You got to go to the hotel by the time you get there, it's all gone. passassion's gone. Yeah just like other judges have to use that chamber. That's disgusting maybe they have wet wipes. You're right. I like the fact that you're positive and practical I'm tired of complaining about everything. I want to see the positive and everything U three Georgia zip codes rank among the most stressful for parents. In the country, supposedly many numbers. So it's Alpharetta. makes sense three zero zero two two is ranked sixth nationally Pta, they claim they like it up there. but in reality they're pretty stressed. Apparently they' stressed out. Peace Tree City three hundredz two six nine ranked twenty six in the country. Yeah, you got to deal with the golf carts and the people True A lot. Yeah, dodge both John's Creek three zero zero nine seven Number thirty five out the country. Well, Alpharet is going to be bad. I mean Johns Craig is right there, you know, so you're going to have spillage I think the people in Johns Creek say that we're getting Alphareta stress spell. Yes. is what's happening. Where would you rather live Alpha I mean, I know you love Roswell. Excuse me, I live where I am meant to live. Thank you. Say you get something happens and you have to leave Roswell. Not saying what? So noiv forced off the land. But you were given an option. want to go Do do you want to go John's Creek or you want to go Alfareta? Where would you choose? Well, I would I know what I'd think go down. You go down far because they not far It's not this far but also they they got a lot of that that fake hometown Yeah building stuff Now, John's Creek is just kind of a sprawl. Yeah, spprawl which is nice, though. You got nicer homes than Alforeta. Yeah, but Alfareta, like you said, has a fake downtown It is odd. It's like a yeah, they got that Disneyland So you want that? No, I don't want that, but if I don't I also don't want just like sprawl and like open air markets and that kind of thing, like John's Creek. And then is Country Club of the south considered to be John's Creek That would be John's Creek.es. Yeahes. So And then you got to deal with those. Yeah, you know, We live in Country Clumb at the south Oh. We have a pool. Yeah, you might recognize me from I don't know. I probably anchored like some local news or something. I'm a star. I got arrested with my wife. we're on a reality. Congratulations to Tissy Jones That's right. Tisszy Jones. Tizzy, Tizzy or Tissy. Tissy. Tissy Jones of Peach tree corners Uh Why are we congratulating? Oh did she win she won the Harry Coney junior time? Okay I gotta find Yeah look, I got it right here for. St start overver again. Congratulations to Tissy Jones of Peace Tree Corners won two tickets to see Harry Connic Jr. On Saturday, july eleventh at Senovis Bank Aphitheater at Chastaine Park, tickets are on sale right now at ticketmaster dot com Ashley Fraska. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from MintMobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited premium wireless for fifteen dollars a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made fifteen dollars bills But it turns out That's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a try at midmobile d. com slash switch Upront payment forty dollars for three mons, ninety dollars for six months one hundredy dollars for twelveth plan reired fifteen dollars month equalent taxes extra. initial planerm only, greater than fifty gigabyes me slow netork is busy t First thing I heard there was Auto tune. D wasas I right? It sounded a little bit like that. I know that Tinakes Bailey's man. I'm not familiar with them. Your wife is wonderful, but she has terrible taste of music. She loves auto tuned country, bro, bro Cry. She does love broke country. Is it impossible to love bro Cry and be considered a music fan There's some brok ones was it was a rhetorical question, but I I just want to throw it out there to the universe because this this Morgan Wallen is setting a standard for the rest of the bro country debags, which by the way This is what happens when you let debag fat boys take over country music you're destined to deal with privileged bone head behavior, which is exactly what you get from Mort Mallen. And now this guy, whoever he is Bailey Zimmerman Do you say that your wife likes Bailey Zimmerman? I believe she has a couple of songs in her liked songs on Spotify. All right, so this is from Page six U this guy around a golf, a chaotic sound check, a canceled concert and a police escort off the property Just a glimpse of the dramatic chain of events that allegedly unfolded during Bailey Zimmerman's turbulent day at a New Mexico resort He was playing there So the Fness is U A lot Investigators allegeed that they culminated in a canceled show, police involvement and thousands of dollars in property damage. After arriving at the Sandia Resort and casino in Albuquerque, Zimmerman played a round of golf U By the way, if you're going to perform at night, because didn't this happens And there was another country star. I can't remember it was Morgan Wall. Memory was like too drunk to play a couple of years ago. and it started out with golf If you're going to do a performance, that needs to be the main thing that happens. You don't go out in the sun and drink with your buddies for three hours And then you know, I'll get an hour, take a shower and go out and do a show. It really is not smart to be out in the sun for three hours before you have to go perform. That's number one. And when you add alcoholism is what happened here aroundround three PM after the golf, he and his entourage took a it doesn't matter that it was a white SUV back to the hotel. I don't know if that's great writing, but OJ So upon arrival, police claimed Zimmerman, his security officer fororemat exited the vehicle. Okay. They stood in a group smoking a shared cigarette and mister Zimmerman was intentionally burning other members of the band with the cigarette. Now this might be something that they kind of do as a joke. They're but they're young. No, but the other they were all laughing. Now whether or not they were laughing because he pays me or But this is the kind of thing that dudes laugh at and so that could be not as strange as it sounds At Fort twenty, Zimerman and his entourage emerged to head to the amphitheater for sound check Sandyia seecurity advised that Mr. Zimmin Mr. Zimerman appeared to be under the influence of alcohol. and was very angry with his band and manager At one point, Zimmerman exited the SUV on the weighted sound check. and was followed by his personal security According to surveillance footage Country singer' soundchck spiraled into mayhem as he allegedly threw microphones and cmbols, toppled equipment, stumbled across the stage, and repeatedly defied attempts by his band to calm down Country star Yeah, eventually shoved a guitarist. So this guy's trying to go, Hey man, right You you're trying to do the right thing. Hey, hey, hey, man, be cool, be cool. He eventually shoved a guitarist after kicking over drum equipment and storming on and off the stage several times He left the sound check after forty four minutes ound to the FUV. that that's what was waiting for him He threw a water bottle behind him down the stairs. He drank from another bottle and then spit toward a sandy a security officer standing nearby.ang U He complained about having a white SUV instead of a black SUV and initially refused to get in. That's a big deal there. Yeah, he eventually entered the SUV So then it is back to the hotel. I guess fall in love is his song. The fall in love singer arrived back at the resort Stumbled out of the SUV, headed for the wrong door, lost a shoe, struggled to keep his balance as members of his entourage guided him inside Blood visible on one knee, he allegedly staggered to the hotel, nearly crashing to the floor multiple times before making it back to the st to the suite. Then he canceled the concert And then he tore up Is this it Can I tell you something, I was thinking about this the other day. I never met George Jones I never met George Jones But somehow I know for a fact that if George Jones were alive today, he would say, anyone using Autotune That. Ain't country. Ashley Frasa is now taking a look. Correct aundo, Cayaccio. O four of the Von Hessler doctrine begins right now. On the fourth day of the week too.et a four for four. O, something bad's gonna happen There's a bad moon arizing Bble No Looks like And well, by the way All of those CCR songs that are famous Two and a half years S albums in two and a half years. they cranked them out back. And then they made that seventh one because the other people in the band were like, when we want to write songs? It's like one of the worst albums of all time He only did u I think they got sweet hitchhiker off of that, but that was it. And then the rest have you ever listen to that album It' called Mardi Gras? No. So every so Creedence Colorado arrived. Obviously, every song you've heard came out within two and a half years. So they were just constantly in the top ten And and it was all John Fogerty And the other band members like, well, we can write too, you know, and how come it's always on you know rather than just cash in the check and just you could go on and on and on. And so he got petulant about it., Okaykay, well, all right, you guys write an album And he only did like two songs on it and it is awful Hppy. does he do stuff on his own that is Basically CCR. Yeah. And well this led to whole you gott to watch come back out. You ever watch this guy Todd in the shadows? This is what I'm channeling right now. No You gott to watch Todd in the shhadows. Ebody music channels I watch this this guy is this guy is you would like it. He's always He's always in you only see him from the side. He's at a piano and he's in the shadows and he has a One of the things he does are called trarain records and just the worst albums and he explains You know, what went on And he he tells this whole story about what happened autumn was that yeah, he didn't do anything. Well he tried he tried to do a disco record. that was awful some other things. But then when Center Field came out huge hit But every song of that album sounded a little bit like, you know, like old man down the road is run through the jungle. There's one on there that sounds like who'll stop the rain. There's one on there that sounds like don what's that one where they're dancing on the corner or whatever. down on the corner on the cor. There's one that sounds like that So the other so it was huge And it's the big comeback like the album of the year or whatever And people start saying, yeah, but it sounds a lot like CCR. And then the other members of the band started giving them stuff about it, you know, sounds like CCR. So what his response and the reason this train record that's covered is the next album He decided to try to do something that didn't sound like CCR Wow It's like eighties drums. It's slightly dance music. He's complaining about Ronald Reagan is it's called Iye of the Zombie And as Tod of the Shadows points out, if you look at the album cover, pull up the album cover right now for eye of the zombie This is so misthought out The thing on the album cover isn't even a zombie It's like a thing. It's like a lion cat almost looks like John Fogerty's face, It's very confused. And if you listen to the song, it's like, A I am the zombie. N at all fogty or whatever. So that's u That's what happened in his whole life. But M on his case though, right? because he basically the judge said well he sounds like himself Yeah. I wrote those songs. He wrote those songs. I mean can you plagiarize yourself? That's what he was sued for plagiarizm. I mean, I think I the band had felt like they had some sort of Sure I guess But he ended up winning I think he ended up end up winning. But then so then he puts out that L. he goes out a tour and he refuses to play anything from CCR. Oh That was b. Oh sure. Well, because he hate the all J just hated they just all they all hated each other. So and one of them wasally the audience.. One of them was his brother in the band. w never talked again But out of all of that don I don't even know why I decided to go down that little rabbit hole. but the one thing come if you if you haven't watched Todd The Shadows, it's well worth it's very sarcastic Funny, short stuff. Well everybody gave this a good review. Tod Cas everyverybody gave this a great review. No, it got there were some good reviews. He points that out. There were some good views. I think because he was like He was trying to be the clash and so they probably agreed with whatever he was complaining about or whatever. 's brought up by this the shhadows, There's a song of there called headadlines 's like And that's it He doesn't bring up any headlines. headadlines. There's too many headlines and it's bringing me down Ah All right, so look at that. I ought to get some money. If you go to Todd the Shadows Click the microphone and put it in Eric von Hessler, you get twenty percent off It free.appercentity put EViH and that's easiy to remember. EVH is easy to remember. you're right. But then some people think's Edd Van Hanlen. I can never really embrace the EVH because there's a very famous EVH. It is my name name with people Edd Van Hanen What Everybody Wh I found out that I was watching something else, one of these music things And was was an interview with somebody who worked with Edie Van Halen for a while And he said, this guy he chain smoked all day every day When one looks like it When one stopped, well, not any moreore, he's passed away, but you're saying he did look like it. Even more so But yeah, all day long every day, as soon as one cigarette was done, the other one got lit. Sometimes two or three would be lit at the same time. See if I did some like Valerie Burton Elly, I would die. if I did that I tongue cancer. Yeah, I would die. He got tongue cancer. I would imagine. that remember when that was going down though, the claim was that the tongue cancer was because He had a habit of kind of like guitar picks in his mou. I rem And that they were made but you know, I'm looking at, you know, you never stop smoking for like eighteen hours a day. wonder that might have a little more to do with it, but I'm not a doctor. I can't do the diagnosis I don't know. What's the with Van Haler? They got a bunch of music, they got a bunch of stuff But they don't have they're trying to recruit a lead singer in. Yeah, they need somebody to sing the songs. Yeahah. Alex Van Yeah he's like have you seen Alex lately? He's got a cane and everything. He's not exactlyour. Yeah I was Alex Van Halen just always look mean to me And just like, I don't know. Maybe he's the nicest guy in the world, but he just he's always have Isn't all that's left Well, David Lee Roth is still around. Well, I mean, he's a kind of a creative controll. Sammy H I think he owns it all. Okay Yeah because they kicked out the base player. And they were really hing. Oh out Eddy's son. I tell you something man, and this is, you know, we're, you know, not we're going to do more politics here, but that dude's talented come across a couple of his videos And Eddie Ven Halen's son a Wolfgang And uh Every time I check something out that he does, It's very good. Yeah. You can sing The songs are good. He can write songs. I mean, I don't know if he writes with somebody else. I don't really know his story. But every time I kind of check out something that he's doing. He's very talented So there you go. There's two recommendations. Todd in the shhadows and What are they called uh they're not called mountain because that's mammoth. Mammoth Which is why does he call his band Mammoth? I don't know. 'a that was the first name of Van Halen. They were Mammoth Click the microphone, type in EVH. You got twenty percent off. And you know, it'll be Eric von Hessler or Eddie Van Halen. Doesn't matter? You type in autumn, you only get five percent off. Noly. Be ye, she's the co host. I don't want to give things to people. She's the lady co host. Oh I'orry I to say the lady host Please, let's not. Yeah, thank you. Are You're welcome. Mrs Lady host All right, now you go you've just gone too far too much. Boy, the privilege A swet Pon. A Oh yeah, that's people. What's it all about? algae? Celebrating algae. I love algae. We have to get into some of Trump's speech Did he talk about the algae He did. he talked I've arrested fourteen thousand people Did I ment Some of the people that have been arrested like at first it was just that bicyclist or cycling just say cyclist I mean, nothing against. I'm saying you say cyclist. don't anything I don't needmission No, I wasn't ging you. I was just saying you could. I'm just saying you have to or or I'm giving you permission. I'm just saying you can say cyclists But then you' a man riding a bicycle What did he do touched the lining that was floating. thirty five A bunch of other like I think what did he say? twelve people have been arrested? I believe like fourteen now or something. Okay. but I saw maybe like six of the more, you know, the fourteen or whatever. And I was like, oh, these people are just They looking at it. We'll find out. Right. We gott to find out. I mean, now the park service has come out. they're backing Trump and saying it was done with with a knife of some kind. But we got aisten We don't believe it, but we gott to let it go through the system and find out. We don't know. Maybe somebody did it. I would be wildly surprised At least if that was true. At least the pro algae protesters are having fun She is doing today. Okay D I think it's funny. Timandus is an Pax is annoying. There've never been into performance on that. I do, like I'm saying, it does remind me of the John Leedon quote that if you want to fight the man, if you get violent, they know what to do with you. If you get weird and funny, you freak them out and they don't really know what to do with you. So I'm going to put that in that category and just say I would rather have u comedy than violence. So I I'm gonna give. If you have one or the other, I'm taking comedy. Taking comedy. I really comedy. What embarrassing comedy. Cringe comedy? Yeah, That is bothering me. Actually Fraskca says there's a lan Another thing I heard about Supergirl is that it's another one of these movies it's like super The cinematography just super dark You can't see what's going on. What? I don't back bright colors. Well, or whatever, if you're in a room I guess sometimes maybe you don't want to but The idea that there are people in the scene and you can't see them And I hear it's really, really, really over the top in this movie. like there's a lot of backlighting where there's a large amount of light behind somebody's head, which makes your face dark. And there's a lot of that going on. It makes you wonder if there's like, If they figure out in post like CGI looks terrible. I think they dids just do that. Yeah. maybe. And maybe the future AI mixing that in there The future's all about AI. Things are only going to get better and better All AI. I' tell you this. I have so much stuff on corrupt all of that. I spent probably an hour of my prep today This is I do for the audience I get angry at home before the show And I get all these notes on home. like When I tell people what's going on here, they're not going to believe it And then the and then by like ten thirty or so, I just start taking the the lighthearted stuff and putting it at the top Like I force because I know if I start there, that'll be the whole show And so I just started telling the lighthearted stuff you know, like, hey, we have the, uh threezip three zip codes where it's most stressful on parents And the thing the thing that I was like really mad about, I'll wait till I tell the audience what's going on here just keep them pushed down, pushed down. And then we get to maybe one or two of them or on a good day, none of them But I have to get it out of my system. I have to have my radio show before the radio show Now have with AI, I know that you're very frustrated with it, but have you tried an AI recipe yet Uh no, I haven't tried. whyy would I? I don't cook? I'm not I don't, uh The last time last time I cooked things really I was paid for it because I was like eighteen working at Mr. Stake. My wife is a wonderful cook. Wh whyy would I be in there messing things up? No what you should do is I don't have any specialty. S should showice and beans. I can make a beie weenies. You guys call them beanie weenies. We call them hot dogs and beans Either way, I think we can agree it equals delicious. Have you no whimsy you know, o let me tell you, I have there's a little touches in my I've had to teach my wife how to make the best O doctor of the beans. Yeah, you gotta you have a little cheese in there. Cese Just a little bit of cheese. beans baked beans hot Don't donon't you even push back on me. I am the expert on hot dogs and beans or beanie leenies, whatever you want to call. It betterter be a quick trip. You don't want to be hanging out anywhere near him after eating that. cheese will gum you up there. Yeah I'm sure Morgan Wallen would probably go on a rant on it you know You know, up there at M Yankees, they call it Bany Waneys Aren't they just the weirdest people in the world? You know, I'm Morgan Wallen and I want you to know I don't like nobody that wasn't born in the south Hell, yeah, brother I choke on his sweet tea loser. Man, I went up there to I went up there to the northeast and wow and them big cities. I mean them people They ain't like us. They don't know how to live in the country like us They call crayfish. We got God in the hutt. They got devil. It's all Dvil The river. I just can't believe you guys are glossing over the biggest modern country news of the week. Which is that Morgan Wallen didn't punch somebody in the face this week. Yes, yes. The people are safe from Morgan Wallen It was rumored that they were getting back together, but now it's official for the Georgia Line back together. Ecuse me Didn't they start all this garbage I would say yeah, they were more the big calsts. I reallyally Keith Irbin kind of Lone Star. Yeah, Lone Star was definitely there big and rich though too. They were kind of in that shape Florida Georgiaine. Florida, Georgia line is the worst Music fact all time Even the ones you never heard of . Florida Georgia line is getting back together again They've done a couple of performances at some of those country awward shows and they're getting along. Why they? Oh, were they not getting along? They were not that's why they broke up. They weren' getting along. So now they're now they have debag versus Dbag. There can be troubleles. Florida seceded. That's try. See, the way I usually travel,' the Georia Florida line, because I'm going Georia. It should be Georia Floridaine You don't like my ball cap. Yeah I don't like a cow guys said like this is how we rolled. No I don't like anything they've ever made. Nothing. not a note. You know what I don't like about these bandans and just I mean Taylor Swift did it Just become a pop act. J become just do pop music. Don't do this Don't do this thing where you act like your country when you're not Your nickelback Own it L be h No Rascal flats, ye, I like that.asp Yeah, they were The original though. The original good. Yeah, the original was better. I w to drive it on alone. There is Unid Fidge. Yeah, that's the next one they other do. Well, that's the same singer, same singer Yeah it was in a band. Oh you always just another brick c Guys willll be happy. There is a crater happening in country music now where you're just going back to some of the traditional sounds. Well, yeah you got yeah, you got the Chris Stapletons of the world and you know, the other guy can't remember he Tyler Chielders.' changing name Simpson. He's Johny He'sn Jhny S suunhine S sky su whatever. Sergil Simpson. Yeah, those guys are great This sister Johny Bluesy. It is time to excommunicate the Baseball wear a cap wear and G bag boys just they need to be excommunicated from country music alogether Ashley Fraska says there's a Yeah. Yeah, but they're probably not. They're probably just like the wellness kind CBD or something. Does Woody have a brother? Woody whom? Harrelson. Yeah, I know he has a father who's in prison for murdering somebody. Well he lik to bring up that fact. These are called Harlson. I think people need to know. Mushroom extract gummies, CBD dog treats for some stupid reason Yeah, Gummies for sleep. Yes. so it's not real it's not the THC that's illegal some places. sell ns sell THC You can't do that in the mail. Anyway, we just saw an ad at CNN for something called h. com.ot what you not a pornography site HO. com and we couldn't just watching it, we couldn't figure out what the product was. It was just people talking. And you say it's an online Harrelson's own CBD. So maybe in Georgia you can only buy the CBD, but they have the other stuff But I mean, the thing about mail is you you end up going through states maybe where it's not legal So that's why I wonder about how You could there can't be actual Selton nine THC gummies Well, Delta nine is kind of leegal, right? Yeah D Those are legal. So we took one chemical, took one. That's what happened. That's a legal hoe. That's a legal hoe right there. And by the way It like that. like some then when you call there, Oh. you're trying to get high over here. All right, we were gonna go through some of this Trump stuff. we didn't we start this about an hour and a half ago? we were gonna listen to some of this, I don't know, either is big rally for the great American state fair. Yes, it was the kickoff of all of the America two hundred fifty Festivities. Yeah, you were there. Yeah You were there, you spoke And let's don't I want to do the thing I was talking about afterward. firstirst let's run it, you know straight through. And by any chance that he did he tell people that we're the hottest country In the world. Tonight as we stand on the edge of our two hundred fifteth year of independence I am thrilled to declare that America is back Yes Are these millionaires in the crowd? Yeah, under what? As you know very well, a short time ago, we were a dead country. We were dead. Now we're the hottest countryhere two We respected by everybody Yeah, Ron respects the hell out of us. Two weeks ago we were dead In the water Downing. And now thanks to me. We are number one. I wish you would go a little bit further, It'd be like we've got the hottest ass on the globe. Everybody admires our backside. We got hot ass. You can get it right now. Everybody loves their ass. The best ass. They tell me it's the best. Frankly, I've never seen an ass. All right, let's try this had an idea of putting all of this kind of into context. So Go ahead ass I I know what that is but uh Let's justs try this again. All right, God Tonight as we stand on the edge of our two hundred fiftieth year of independence I am thrilled to declare that America is back This's everybody's favorite new sitcom As you know very well, a short time ago, we were a dead country. we were dead Now we're the hottest country anywhere in the world. We're resnd It's a comedy act. You gott to see it for what it is. It was the upside down world thing, you know, up is down, down is up, that kind of thing. Well, you know ad live the whole thing improvisation. I do crowd workork. Hey, man, whereere are you? Wh are you from Originally? My people are from Western New York. Western Well, listen, hardottest place on Earth, right? Western New York. They thought it was dead. Coda's good, Every's good. I brought it back. Everybody loves Tition city of Buffalo. Wh Tansgender weightlifter We want the and also can you do Seinfeld sock bit while you're up there Why do they call it darning? Why don't they call it darning? And who came up with the idea to darn? I don't give it. I love it. I love it. Well New York. it's great. The trends weightlifter, I mean, Let them do what they want, right? get job. get. And the mother's screaming, Darling, dar, I love you talk.ook The father's looking saying she has no chance. And she's like this, you see Gita. Len Drops him and she's like devastated for the rest of her life. I know that sound he's making.. What about the transgender bowling team where the guy is playing in the you know, look, I mean they have a female bowling team, right? What they bowl like five feet closer than the men. Right And then they bring in the guy, right? the high school guy, the high school guysy says army a bowl too He throws harder. He throws that bowling ball harder Do't have the bumpers on the side like the ladies do, right? Or is that the kids I don't know. It's for the kids. Look Transgender bowlers don't belong in a female space. You're killing That is you tip your waiters and wait. I mean, I say waiter and waitress, I mean, server, that's so. Youking, hey, I saved you money on your tips. No tips t. Sorry. This country has gotten very strange politically. Yeah politically. Some might say ome what happen over there? You drop something, You you okay? everything all right You got it together? She dropped her addiction on the floor. That's exactly what it was. Iro my addiction fell off my little cuticle clipp. Oh really. Is that still with you every I mean, it was like, yes, I think twenty years ago, this thing was Yeah. strange It's my emotional support cuticle cutter. What? You wouldn't these cuticle cutters, I guess everybody knows what those are If it's the same thing, you could like crack walnuts with this thing She's like it's very, very powerful. She removes the device that makes it flick and go back into shape, right? Yeah, that like bounces it, you know, like the You don't want that. No No, I don't want that You want You want myself. I'm in control. You want it hanging on that nail likeike a pit buull on a leg. You know, I do like I do some fake nails sometimes I need it to like get the glue off That's odd. Do you think it's like a lucky like people have like a, you know, like a lucky pantny or something they always have in a pocket or something like that? Is it it's a talisman, right? I mean, really I'sian one. Yeah. She's a lady clipper. She's a lady clipper.ady R it back I didn't hit it because I did. I hit the wrong thing. I wasn't saying it anything You weren't saying it on purpose, but it did come out of your mouth. That'll never be dead. surprised. She's only forty four. I You can pay an ass Oops. Rember? Rember we couldn't pay? You used to be able to pay. Jp comes along now you can pay an ass. Things are just getting better and better and better. Happy birthday, America. Ashley Frasa has Ud D just snap your fingers at me, Sry Dum. That was Timothy. I was snapping along with Robert Plant. Oh, I thought you were snapping at me like, hey power back on the air. Oh, I don't do that. It's time for you to move those lips. That That way those lips baby. America is back Everybody loves her backside. We love Lady Liberty. But I miss She's hot. She's hotact. Hottest Lady Liberty in the world. Standing there right there in the bay. She's like hotter than everybody. Sheing me. Dolly Pardon has not been well lately, but she did show up. Apparently she opened up a truck stop Do like a dolly Part uckop. Yeah truck stop. Yeah, shen't just did any truck stop. She was there to kind of rip and cut. And she made a little joke about while she was there. I'm sure some every w why How long it took south? Well I couldn't leave it to beavers. Hey going after buckies. Youre couldn't leave it to beavers. You're going after buckies, Dolly. I love a buckish now, but I just thought it wouldd be kind of fun to have it after myself. So it's Dolly's truck world or something? I stop. Are you ever gonna be there? Like if I walked in, would you be like asking me if I want more coffee or something like that I know you need a warm up partoty. Where you head to, you long haul, or short haul I like that. I like the conversation. Dolly knows what shes. got showers here, Miss Parton You could go ahead and get in number three stall number three T. Wh whoa, whoa whoa who whoa whoa. I remember Dy's Tennessean trucks travel stuff. That's right. The travel stuff. Yeah, you. You can get yourself a mug. You can also get yourself a hot plate. That's what they used to call me. It was a little hot plate. Uhuh. Are you gonna be performing in the the America two hundred fifty thing or you know, I keep myself out of politics. Oh that's true. That's true. No because you know, I just like to make sure everybody's happy. That's right. That's the way it should be. Well That's right. I know you had some health problems, so everything's good. Is it true that every Is it true that every gas pump has a picture of Porter Wagner on the side or grab Eic got that I got that. I don't even know if Oo got that. I don't dont It' just that one was just for the two of us Yeah and other Some Somebody listening Yeah. Somebody Porter Wagner at the time was known as Do you know how Pter you don't even know Porter? I don't know who that is. Well Well this I send him a message saying that he could have all the revenue from I will always load you. Yeah Well and you wrote it about Porter Wagner. I sure did. And It was a real nasty little bum of baby. He had quite a stringer. But he was known at the time as having the the largest guuitar. Oh guitar. you know, he was he was all man. I he said about Porter Wagner. Gotcha. Not a Pic notot a George Clooney type.. did not dont need to be. You don't need to be. That's exactly right. You don't need ocean That's right. That's the opposite of what would going on in that situation P it away. That's true. P Miltonborough. You can't leave it to Beavers, right? You can't leave it to Beavers, but you can leave it to Mine You know, I'm seeing where you built this this new gas station She built it herself.er. You know, I grew up in home. You have electrician. Why does anyone listen to this show? Its a good question. It's a really good question. Iess Cornersville, Tennessee. this is like in the middle of no ere It's actually it's in a corner, I believe.. Okay, yes r about nowhere I figure there could be times when people from nowhere get to be somewhere. that Is's that a beautiful thought, Dolly. That's a beautiful thought. You're a beautiful person. Well, thank you. I'm also a big chested person that I jokes about that. You know I was covered in tattoos I didn't know that. I didn't noted her. rememember the Dallas Cowboys Halfttime showow Thanksgiving a few years ago, ye