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That's Tim Andrews Autumn Fisher is here, George Clark is here, Jared Yamamoto is here, and they all look like they seriously want to have a good show. I don't know, it seems like everybody wants to have a good show. So that means probably we won't. Let's go. Stick around. Let's see how we do. Autumn, do you want to have a good show?. Okay, good Good. Ver I got this terrible news before we get started I don't want to bring everybody down, but on this six two, six, two six? U know what today is, right? six two, six, two six. I don't know what that means, but I think be significant six two, six, two six, remove the twoos. Oh Remove the two No No Devil is clever and he disguises himself, but in reality he's hiding in plain sight. I'm hiding between the two That was a weird laugh. No, the bad news is I just found out that Mickey Rke has lost his teeth Have you seen these pictures? Where did he loseing? To the young kids, Mickey Rarke was an actor? What was the last thing? like some people might know the wrest Wrestler. whichich was he was going to have a comeback. Did he win an Oscar or something? or go nominated. nominated for an Oscar. Ironan Two or three Nran three. Was he in wasas he in that? Well, you know, the Marvels movies, they they need so many actors that, you know, just about if you can't get employed in one of these things as you know, one of the top twelve mostost important people in the planet over ninety movies. ad Oh it's awful. these pictures are bad Yeah, you know, I was thinking about this it made me think back to Mickey Rke in the eighties. was a He had sex appeal Women loved him. He was se symbol. He was a sex symbol. He certainly was. and then he made nine and a half weeks and All the women were nuts I had to put up my wife pouring chocolate sauce on me one night because she saw nine and a half weeks. It was a different time. the world. I was awake. I was part. I was like, We were young, you know, why not? So that's when I found out that yeah, well after it's done, you got to clean yourself up and that's not very you know sticky stuff all over youight Not fun But my wife was one of many women in the country who were enamored with this Mickey Rarke. He was so good looking. He was a good actor and he was good looking. And then he made a very, very stupid choice. When you are And again, he' was a good actor. He proved that in the wrestler years later. He's a good actor, but beyond that He was a sex symbol. Women loved his face And he made a decision very early on that I'm going become a boxer And over the next two or three years, four years, five years participated a bunch of boxing matches and u Ruined his face. Ruined his good looks. Now did he do that on purpose? wasas he doing drugs I'm sure he was doing drugs. But I mean I think the drugs came afterward because if you're going to go in and play box That's very difficult to do. So I don't think you can do a lot of drugs while you're at. But I think after he had his face all punched up and Cauliflowery Then then the drugs came in. I don't even know what you did you. And Mickey Rorke If he had kept himself together, there's no doubt in my mind he would have been like a Tarantino staple in the. Yeah. Like he had everything for that. He must be a pain in the you No there was that too. I think he was like really difficult on set And he's a little bit nuts He's probably got some kind of Diagnose or may undiagnosed thing CTE maybe from the boxing possibly Um And u And now would you say it came out of the closet or was that just you just observing him going? I think it maybe used to be telegraphing that he's interested in men. He should be just had the Kerfuffle with that the YouTube influencer on that reality show I'm a celebrity get me out here, Jo Sea. Oh yeah. Sia, whatever. And then she she was gay on the show and then she stopped being Oh and he said they had a maybe had a swap around. He said Well guy he got in trouble on that because he said. I could I could turn you. Yeah. somethingomet like that whichich could be just seen as a joke. I mean, but I don't know if he if he really it or what did you get kicked off a show or something? Yeah. Did anybody ever watch that show? If that wouldn't have happened, would anybody have known that show was still on? Anybody the only thing that happened was getting clips for Jo Joe Siwa like having this love affair with that person. Oh was it was that when she was Leaving the gay thing or when she was going. No, no, she was gay. She went in gay. Oh and she came out She was kind of falling in love with this person. They were friends. Okay. But they realized that there was mar. They've gotten married since Well, good for her. You know what? I gott to say that I think hopefully and maybe somebody could dig up some stuff where I'm being mean about her or whatever, but usually in those situations like This person is like, what was she like fifteen when she was on some reality show? and she was younger than on dance moms. Right. So she you know, so all that stuff you got to go through as a teenager in your early twenties before you figure out what the hell the world really is. And you're doing it with cameras on you and all that. So maybe it just took her some time to get to Whatever. she's been around forever. She's only twenty three What? She's only twenty three. C you believe that? So when all this stuff was going on, she was like seventeen? sixteen or seventeen That's wild. What stuff? that' reality show? No, I just when she was she was like a pop star for a moment and she was it was before she was even seventeen. Wow. And like fourteen. And then she went through this whole kind of crazy phase where she had her She heard she had like almost like kiss makeup on her face. She thought that she was doing something so innovative and unique. because she talked about how like no one has, you know transitioned from some like a kid to an adult like this. and I'm you know, I'm revolutionary. Which is exactly how most people, I mean, my goodness, have you had a camera on If you had a camera on me when I was fifteen or sixteen years old, you would think what everybody who knew me then thought. This guy doesn't have a chance. There's no way this person is going to be successful. This This is a loudmouth idiot. and I took that Be a loud mouth idiot and somehow I figured out a way to make a career out of that Yes, it is true, Jared. I justamed today's show. Loud now. I'm writing it down right now. Important thing is the ED at the end Loud mouthed. Loud mouthed idiot. D. Joo Siwa has her own cruise. Yeah, just reading this story. Wait a minute. People are really upset about this cruise. Oh, real. Well, Fill us in. Pill us in. You know what? I think when it comes to reality shows, you're gonna be our correspondent and I'm gonna call your name is Phyllis And you fill us in. fill us in Fill us here to fill in. Joe Josh she was cruise disappoints and stunned. No, hold on. I just want Autumn' voice I just naming Miley Cyrus. I don't know what guys. She stole stole my look. No, she has she made a cruise And people are paying, you know more than what you would pay for like a cruise. you know, you're paying this extra thing because they're supposed to be ust like a lot of either Joe Josa time, performances one on ones, meet and greets, swag, stuff like that. and people are saying it was extremely subpar. There were people said that most of the time, They were sort of standing in crowds and not really sure why what they were waiting for. Right You know like yeah, it wasn't organized and then the stuff that they got was so chinty. And then a lot of the like posters and things around were just like AI Yeah. No there's so much of this lately. you know, like it started a few years ago with like the goop conventions and people started complaining that there was like not a lot going on or it wasn't. And then you have these things now where it's just because as you're describing that, it reminds me of that. rememember that Willy Wonka thing in Germany or whatever? was Glasgow. Its Glasgow And I saw I'm starting to see my algorithm, Universal opened up some new park that's supposed to be from for like one year olds to seven year olds But they forgot that adults have to be with them And you got to look up some of these things. This place looks There' apparently there isn't a tree in sight. L it's just you're there all day with the sun pounding down on you. there's nothing, there's no eye candy, whatever. And the response is, well, it's for five year olds. It's not no. Are the adults supposed to just drop them off and come back six hours later? You didn't realize that you had to entertain the parents as well along the way? Well that's what my parents did with sixix flags growing up. you drop this off. That's messed up. Yeah. didn' you know what? they Six flags should not be daycare. Okay worse. All right, hold on. They didn't do that when you were four. That's true. They did that when you were ten or something. Yeah from the early pret teeen years, Yeahah, for short. Did you make out in the tunnel of Monster pllantation? Oh yeah.. What was his name Let's see what he did' know. Leeroy, no trees You're not kiding at. You gott look at this place. It's ridiculous. It looks horrific. There's nothing. It looks like home is Cinder But I mean, just look at the if some people have released a video from it. I mean, there's no eye candy. There's nothing Do you mean like what do you mean?ee? I mean like there's it's just flat So you can if you're sitting in one area, like a lot of the amusement parks, there's four or five different areas, right? with different themes. But if you're in one, you can see all of the autors because there's no trees, there's nothing. And also there's like cutouts of Like minions like they don't even have like a plastic big minion. There's It's ch. It's a chintcy thing because universal' going,, five year olds aren't going to know the difference. There' some stupid rides that, you know that a five year old would get on But But I mean they completely forgot about the fact that you have to make parents want to come back. The headline from the New York Post about this says Universal Studioss new half billion dollar kids resort theme park pared to Maximum security prison. What a great headline. Well, I guess they did that one, right? I think if you successfully if you're an architect or whoever is behind developing these amusement parks, that's the headline you wantan to avoid, right? serious Maximum It reminds me of maximum security prison Yeah it does have that from what I've seen, it does have that look like you'd expect there to be a yard with like a volleyball thing up, you know, like a I would say like a minimum security press. Oh my, I'm I'm scroll through the gallery. Wow. This is No, you got to see. This is a radio is an audio media, butfortunately, I can't describe this, but you have to it's all over YouTube and everything. These places are going to tank When Gen Z starts having kids because Gen Z doesn't care about this stuff. Well, that's why they're opening this kind of stuff. They want to get kids hooked on their brand when they're three four, five with experiences. But in order to do that, the parents have to want to come back more than once. I mean when I'm talking about eye candy, you know, Disneyland, Disney World, If you're an adult and you don't even get on any rides, there's a castle, there's Epcot,'s All of these things that you can see and Disney understands that we have to entertain the adults too. It's not just about the children Somebody described it as ure noble esque I like that. It has almost like a liminal space kind of thing going out. You know, where you feel like, are we somewhere? Are we just in between someplace else? Yeah, there's like an area where SpongeBob lives bikini bottom. it looks nothing like. Oh no, no, That's the one. I saw that one. It's just a cutout Look supposed The whole thing is supposed to be themed for bikini Bottom and it there's nothing that even they don't even try to make you feel like through visuals that you're underwater. It It's just o oh, and for some reason in the in the SpongeBob area, there is a restaurant and it's not called What's the name of the restaurant? the crab. It's not calledy crab It's not called It's called something else. That's insane. That is absolutely insane. And there's like nobody there. These videos. I don't know if these videos were done did they Try to bring influencers in. They do the soft open with the influencers usually first, right Typically,. Yeah, they probably And it's not going not going well Yeah, I mean, there's one like aerial shot of it. I mean, That's all. Eric's right. I mean, there's like very little little to no trees at all. It's flat. It looks plain It looks like a parking lot. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like you're in a parking lot that's been sectioned off into five or six different little themes. A cheap carnival. Yeah ye A depe carnival. Oh I you know, because what it is is all everything's owned by these there there's no There's no thinking about the actual customer experience anymore. They just They don't respect anybody that is spending money. No, I no. justust get m. Is it because they are so wealthy that they don't understand that Money I think A a certain worth? There may be that, but I think in terms of business, you're not, you know, you can be paid well in business or or whatever, but you're still supposed to be about it used to be we need to get customers who want to come back in return. So we in order to keep making money off, you know the same people And so therefore their experience needs to be really great so that they'll come back. But I think now everything is like that companies kind of see you as a customer as someomebody who goes to a movie theater Well, we can jack up the popcorn because where are they going to go Everything kind of feels like that now Yeah. whereere it's like, well, what else are you going to do? Give us your money. What was the some people are complaining the World Cup The prices Yeah, some of the restaurants around the like FIFA Fanfest' are complaining the prices are higher was the one twenty five dollars for something ridiculous? Well that I thought that I had Is it dynamic pricing? Is it what they're doing? I don't know that. people are upset because number one, a lot of the restaurants in downtown are putting the twenty percent gratuity on there because a lot of Europeans don't realize that we tip here. That I smart. I think that's smart. they're doing that. But then some of the other restaurants down there. somethingomet was like twenty five dollars for something ridiculous. I can I'm sorry that I can't remember because I read seventeen stories I went down there were cutting in last night and it is a bit of like they facade like they've there was, you know, their brerew House in littleittle five that's well known for soccer. They've got a fake one That's just in a storefont now.ight. And it's called Brew House and it's, you know, they're serving Wait a minute. I think this guy was excited about that. It looks good. I thought it looks like an apple store. I thought it was only going to be a pop upp, but apparently it's going to stay there It's a full restaurant, but it just feels doesn't it fake It feels Yeah because it looks like an apppple store. What I saw, it's like it has like that apple store feel. Yeah. there's a bit of. just like glass walls. Yeah just like, you know, real plain inside. Not like if you go to Brew House in five has character because it's been there a long time and and they don't even try. Yeah, you're right about. And then the storefronts next to all of them, you know, like five in either direction are all empty. And it's there's one little thing like it seems like a Hollywood set or something, right? Yeah It' freaky. Like you to walk around and just be like two by four holding up the storefront or something. And I did get a chicken finger sandwich with two chicken fingers on a piece of bread and it was for in ducks. That's. Oh no that's. That's that's what I wish I could I don't want to I will stop the show dead trying to find this story But it says here there's something that was twenty five dollars of this story that was ridiculous. I mean, it was just ridiculous, but I can't remember what it was. I'll figure it out. one of the places We do have one or two commercials in the next four hours. So I'll have time toig it up. One of the surprising places that they cite this example of the twenty percent FIFA tip surcharge is like T's brrunch bar In midtown, likeike in my opinion like if you're not in the downtown area you shouldn't be putting that people could be staying Yeah there could be, But I mean, the majority of people that are going to be in the FIF Aion to go into I wouldn't have a problemay if anybody put twenty percent gratuity as long as it wasn't like ridiculously terrible service. You know, otherwise, I'm paying twenty percent no matter what. So go ahead Also, there's another element here that I'll ask you about. I don't I would imagine that a lot of these businesses had to put up with cononstruction, streets being closed down, whatever. so they're probably like, we're gonna get We're going to get every money bit of money we can here because you know, we didn't make money for while they built this all up. Yeah. and I think point mean, what they're using the World Cup for is they're using it as the catalyst to rebuild downtown. So like they're like, we gott to get the money now and other businesses don't move in that it will fail. like South downtown is that? Sodo. Sodo. Yes. Sodo. giveive it up. something. I mean can you stop with the New York City comparisons It something else. Zodo, that sounds ridiculous. Yeah, let's kill the Zodo I mean like the dodo Yeah, that was I look, I knew what it was. It didn't make me laugh, but I did understand It is You just put it you're like, oh, two and two four Yeah Thank you. joke. I didn't laugh, but I do want to say thank you You're welcome. I do like That's how I felt about futurama sometimes I'd watch futurama be like, that's funny. Yeah clever. Yeah. It's like, wow, that is really good. But also like I'm not laugh Not uproorious. You have to Sodo at least is better than uptown, what they call the area in between midtown and Bckhead. Yeah, but up toown, uptown is like downtown, uptown Utown is just a generalized in any city you could say uptown, uptown New York cou toown Mntown, you know, downtown. you you're up. If you're uptown, you're not downtown. No, but if Atlanta wanted to be unique I brought this up last year. It should beid headad if you're going to call it in between midtown buckhead It should be That's what it is. It doesn't soundater than That does not sound like a good time. That sounds like wasted time. is what that'sounds at our right Yeah. That midway through Yeah Exactly. it was mid. No that's just the way you want to walk away from something like that. We want to be authentic here in Atlanta. and I think that since we have midtown in Buckhead, that's authentic. All right. It's Yeah, should we say like uphead? U Yeah, I'm all for it. I'm all for it. At least we have a song for the midhead. we don't have for uphead. Did we do a song for it? we did. I let look for it. Gosh, we go over so many things that I just forget I'm like not like a goldfish because it's not like every ten seconds But I think it's like every ten shows I forget I'm only you can only ask me about the last ten shows and then I might remember What we brought up and what we talked about. Like this is from a couple of years ago, Ready? Yeah Yeah He bke own Is your way uptown. West Pa Street. So the fst to be exact. Cross from Sring Street a little off the track. When they say where we're coming from. Calling me head gonna of be it like a drum. There's nothing good to eat ers the street get where Tim And just took a poop. That That is true. Oh now I remember it. that you jogged my My memory there. I wasn't say hi to Mark Aaram. That was a big That was a big. Oh yeah, that is a good. That's a good one all the way through. That's right. Don't you end up bringing up like almost everybody Ebody that works there Yeah We'll have to listen to that fully a little bit later on Or if there's any, you know, maybe they have some legislation or something that call it mid headad one day. Keep that one in the ball. Oh when they need it. You never know. I never know when they're going to act on that city hall. Every piece of sound that we've ever aired here on the Von Hester doctrine I have archived. Really? I do. E bit. Probably not for the best No, someome of it could be used. Some of it could be used in a court of law against the host and others Queen Carvania stood haloed by the morning sun. An army hung on her every word. My champions, I have sold my chariot on Carvana. 'Twas a lovely SUV, an inexplicably queenly offer. They're even coming to the castle to collect it Tonight, we feast An offer you can feast on. Sell your car today on Carmana Pick up these My Hydration break I feel refred.. M andem? No, no, no, you can't do that. It's just hydration. Noope, but, it's just a hydration. Sh Yeah. Put it a sub for autumn. Yeah put it a sub Yeah. hold up hold up the electronic sign the digital Yeah, Autumn out. What? Oh no, just just being sub comeome on. Obviously you want to sit down and enjoy an M andem or two. I meanway Autn out Michael Rooker in are e. All right, Rooker. She's eating it.an go from where to go. I put I always ask this question. I never know the real answer. I think it's just something people argue about, but A single M and M. I just call that an M I say there's no single M and M. There' M and M.. They're M And Ms. Oh, what are you an expert because you're driving people away by eating on the air and that you happen to be eating M and Ms H You can pay in ass. That's what I say. You can pay an ass. What is mean a snake? What What does E andem mean? It means Mars mean Mars, Mars and Mars, right? That's what I always thought Mothers Are they from the Mars people? Mes Yes. I think it's Mars and Mars Why I don't know why. What am I? a what do you call that? a confectionire? Yeah, something that? Well, you know there's a thing on here for questions or comments. we could call that. Okay, will you call that is there a QR code? Maybe we can all get on aoom call get on a Zoom call with their CEO, perhaps? It's Mars and Murray. Mars and Murray Oh hi, I'm Muray. Oh they were they were the co founders. Okay, so one guy's last name was Mars and the other guy's last name was Murray. P Mars is way more famous Well because they dropped the Murray They call themselves Marsbur. no one's gonna eat a Murray, by. They'll eat a mas. It's nice that you recognize that and don't. Didn't hurt your feelings. You just did what was best for the company. I understand, Hey, it did all right for me. That's right. You're doing okay.. Murray is the he was the son of the president of Hershey Chocolate. Oh, look at that. Oh, and they left. Oh chocolate. Oh, wow, he must have hated his dad You don't like them So he went and started another candy company. Now was he related?onder the story is. Yeah, Well, we have the expert here who has a mouthful of MM MMs. Perhaps she could tell us It says here Mars partnered with Murray in nineteen forty to secure capital and reliable chocolate supply during wartime rationle. So Hershey supplied the chocolate to Mars Morris was the I now Elon Musk says we're going to go and do it again. We're going to take more chocolate to Mars. in fact, so Murray and Mars doctor Yes, Yes. The whole world's following this guy. I have speech in prettyred aute in trouble a learning disability. You make fun of you know what? hereere's the rules. where you can make fun of the richest person in the world no matter what. it's trillionaire anymore. All those things, yeah, I know. you fell below the trillionaire level It isn' not fair Well, what you're about to do to the country when you tank, it probably isn't fair either, but I don't know if I can blame it all on you. After hearing the story from the beginning of the M and M, doesn't it seem like Mars took advantage of Murray? becauseuse Murray had the chocolate background? Yeah. That's right on his resume. That's right. And then Mars ended up getting the brand name and everything. M needed a guy. He was like we're gonna Oh, he was Steve Jobs. Murray was the Steve Wround chocolate things with candy on him, Pal.. Okay. now you get it done. The way Steve Jobs said to Wosniak, This is what I want, you go build it Sometimes when you know what one day they willll put a peanut in it. Let's not get crazy. insane. absolutely insane. I actually don't like M andMs that don't have peanuts in them. I like them, but they're they're kind of like I can only eat just very few. But whereas with the peanut M and M's I can gain five pounds in one sitting. That's a lot of M and M's.. it's a lot of Ms. might be the to go back to my original point. it. I it doesn'. You may think that that's what you think, but you don't know what you think. None of us None of us ever do. Do we? real? Really? Are we really thinking? I know what I'm thinking right now. Will she stop eating on the air? or is this gonna to go on all? Now I'm gonna to keep eating. People hate. People hate it All right, hereere's aSMR Here's a story And this is, you know, I'm really into you understand I'm a charitable person And so I've always wanted to help That's just in my nature. I just like to help people. I want them to do better. And so this is why I think maybe we can get involved here. This is from TMC. It says worlds smallest penis guy Uh he wants he wants help So that he cannot be the world's smallest penis guy Apparently he wants what do you call that larlargement. Well he can know what he could do is order one of those pumps to actually work You get the pump and it helps create longer and thicker. It doesn't really work. I know it does I've learned all about that. What about hanging like ten pound weights off there? Well that you're going to tear a muscle and the ligament and it'll never work again. but they get the pump. you can get you're going to Sweeden G gotta go fun me, Michael. That's what I'm saying. which is getting wrong Wet get involved mean it' going cost. It's gonna to cost this guy six thousand dollars Won't you feel better knowing that he is no longer the smallest junk in the world Do they work though? Do these things work Probably not. An anything. No, you know what they do. I know one thing they do is they just kind of is there's like a tendon or something. Yeah, Right? And they just kind of like cut that And it makes it appear as if it Hangs more. Yeah. a little more hangs. we have know whereere let's see if it's the world's smallest penis. Yeah. so it's good what is it? Now is this let mean, I don't know. hold on a second. Oh, it's oh my goodness. What Oh my goodness thirty eight inches. Bless his heart. There's you can't There's nothing you can do with that. What's that gonna do? It get you up to point fifty two. It's gonna get you nothing. like an inch if. Not even. So an inch is much better than zo three But it's know I would do. You know what, if that was me, you gotta, you got to make lemonade out of lemons, right? I would just declare myself An incell join a political movement. I would say the smallest guy because then you got like a claim to fame. like don't you want to see like what what No, you know what As a man, myself. Yes. Yes. you've gone from candy expert to a m male expert Yeah, I I'm very dynamic. I do know that Autumn had I know a story. Yeah says it's not that bad She She wasn't But it was it wasn't, you know No, I know we can't say what it was. but he was, you know, he was he was No, no, I'm just saying, I can't say why it was a good experience, but I will say this that u He recognized his limitations and made sure that he was very good at other things.. And autn went Autom went back W. So, you know,'s possible it's it's possible to be a good lover even if you have this particular problem Like because that is u that's not just micro, you know what I mean? Like that is that is like u that's mini microed. Um literate liter Yeah literally sort of rightight to wear pull ups . What he could do is like be like a lesbian, you know? Yes I guess. Yeah, no, right, rightight. Well that's the toughest What does he get out of that Yeah, you can't like transitioning has to come from inside. You can't be just like a cosmetic. No no, but you you could wear that Yeah And then do whatever you do, incorporate the other person into that when you're alone. Well listen it sounds to me like we need to get this guy in touch with you. You have a lot of good advice. I do. I got you. It looks difficult though because the male member is so wrapped up in masculinity. Yes I guess he feeling less No. No, I get that. I get that. That is that's very true. That is because there's a reason that it's called manhood. it's' a reason. So wait a second. so when you think about like ACL surgery, right? They pull a tendon out of a different part of your body and they put it in your ACL to fix it. Yeah C we not that for How much you what are you going do? No, There's not enough. There's not I'm just saying like this way. If you let's say this. I know what he's gonna to do. do you really need your pinky? Maybe you take your pinky. He's basically he's basically going get transition surgery, I bet. No, no no. this guy's biggest problem is he cannot urinate. He has to wear a diaper He can't urinate So he has to wear feel bad. I feel bad. And that's the main reason he wants this done. I was just reading the article. Okay, so it's not for sexual prowess. No he did It's for comfort. Yes. This is this is a a malfunction of the gene. And he can have dermma insertion of whatever they call it and get in there and it may have to be put in there again later, but for a while it'll work. We got me. I'm giving them five bucks. I don't know anybody else, but that's That's worth it. That's worth it. Hp the guy out for heaven. That's what we're about as a radio community, right? is helping others out. After we mock him? Yeah. I don't think that it was the title of the headline that was was TM TMZ you know I click By the way, he's asking now for twenty two thousand dollars. So it's only six thousand dollars. No, it says now it's he's asking for twenty two thousand do. He's raised ten thousand two hundred forty dollars. I'm looking at this here at the actual thing I thought was six thousandll. but maybe maybe' afterwards stuff and all that afterfter care. Well, I know like even around here in Atlanta, you see that surgery that helps fix that Like they're on billboards now. Yeah. So I'm like maybe what priopism? I don't know what it is. No No no Priopism is too long 's too too long of duration Perones is what I'm. Perones. That's like you ever go to a urologist and they They had those posters on the wall. Yeah where a guy's looking down at like a bent banana like these other like vegetables. What's wrong with me I guess it's like scar tissue, right? Scar tissue sc tissue. Yeah. We can remove scar tissue. Yes. I know all about this. I know that you do And that's why and that's why I like to introduce our new radio show here Saturday mornings at two AM And that is Autumn Autumn E andem's fis Autumn, E andem's fisher explains sex Be up There was u One of the open mics I just went nah, we're not playing that. I know which one that one is. Well, it just it's not evens just I'm just not interested. You know, I get it, you know, I get it that Mag is always angry about everything. Okay, good. goodood for you. Sos have a round of applause for the angry go Mag. I don't it I don't need it in my life. I don't care. I'm sorry, I just don't care. But somebody's mad that was I saying darts are boring? When did I say darts are boring? We' tal about darts I don't know You know, everybody's got their own little thing And maybe kind of take things a little personally. I think we were just having a little fun with the Dart players. I don't necessarily listen I just think it's kind of odd that when you're in a bar with a bunch of drunk people, there's a game where people have sharp implements that they're throwing around. just I've always found that to be kind of a little strange, but let' let this person have their moment. Hey, Eric, this is pretty Just listening to the show. I was out of the country so I'm catching up on the show. Just because somebody played Dark doesn't mean their're You watch football all day and you won't call yourself boring. justust take a chill, P man First of all, I do call myself boring. I'm a boring person. I am a boring person. I know. a chill pill, mayaybe you won't be boring. Wouldn't that be more boring if I think take a chill pill?, you'll be boring, but fun I think my life is just a complete bore So M play. I didn't need it to sound that dramatic. Oh my God. Maybe the word choice there was a little more dramatic than I'd expected. Pause too, very effective radio I wish I had some darts in my life. Oh well But I don't I just have to live. They're too boring. They're too boring for me I don't think darts are boring. I don't think you said that either. Well maybe I did. you know, we're going back forth we're riffing. always started talking about jarts Yeah. Yeah, mayaybe we're talking about farts. And then jorts. We weren't talking about We were talking about Gs. Jorts, yes. Farting and Jorts. Hey, Jorts are coming back. No the lies They are hate Georts. I hate Geors. Don't come back. George. They're back. No I'm going to tell I'm I'm going to say this right now and I'm trying to help anybody who's listening out No one in the history of the world has ever looked good in jorts You think you're gonna be the first? All right, go ahead. Sydney Sweeney, I'm calling this now. She will be advertising Geors next spring. Geor J. Geor Jerge Jack J Jack I Mike J Sy down Autn with her f humor today. My goodness, Chracious. T to p. Yeah And sometimes I do have to die. Hey, by the way, you're not getting along with Zendaya, I guess, but u I don't know there's a big story about how is she married to Tom Holland or something? D they They're married They I think they are officially married. And some on some red carpet she said he said her real name It it's just her middle name. It's middle name. everybody I thought I don't even know why I clicked on this thing. I've never seen Tom Holland in a movie. I have seen Dune, so I've seen her in a movie U But I clicked on the thing and then yeah, like everybody knows her middle name. L he just said Marie or something. Big deal So her name is Zendah Marie No. I think Zendaya Zendaya. Zendaya is A stage name, I think Would I be wrong? I think it's a stagement. Let's see. We can. Look it up She doesn a Marie M A R E E Okay. See, I was l former Homan Tss couple otherth just makes them up. Henderson And it's it's a Ma Marie stormer Stevenson, Rebecca, Romain Damos Goldman Coleman There you go. That's the full name A I want to meet those parents. That's a cool name. You know, there's a lot of like weird names, but not all of them land. I Zenday is a cool name. is cool cool. She's really cool too. I think she sort of been justressed upon everything. She doesnt like this person. Really isn't that woman She's barely like a Pedrew Pascal got kind No, Tim, you're cray. I'm not. I'm a Tim. But who you' crazy, But who hasn' How people I mean how is it that John Travolta wasn't forced down people's throats in the late seventies and early eighties? He was talk Huh? On TikTok and everything I don't know if that existed. I don't know. Well, you don don't think that if that existed that he wouldn't be on there their? I'm just saying Hey Mr. Kata. Hey, Mr. Kata. had. He Mr. Kata, That would be like a gift. Hey Mr. Kata. ay we should go back and make gifts for times and things that weren't Diffable at the time. We are now. It's a fun video. I just think she's kind of they just you will like this person She's in the Spider Man and you're going to like it. You're wait min. Do you think Sydney Sweeney is the same thing? She's all of a sudden in everything and then she's in the Stones video and then she's well, you know Yeah So just say what you mean. You like Sidney Swing, you better so doesn't annoy you. just agreed with you But I mean, I don't know how there's always an element of this. Pedro Pascal is he's in everything that exist. I think we need a film guys. Wood Zendea. we need Pedro Pascal, we need Siddney Sweeney and Timothy Salamay. Well they were in a show together. Well, that's another one. Timothy Salamay. I mean, he's in everything. But he's a good actor. Yeah. You know he's good actor.t call me by your name. I didn't see I've never seen that. I didn't see I't I didn't like Dune two. I liked the first one I didn't buy him as a warrior. I bought him as a moody teen who has a destiny and he's kind of like, I thought he played that really well. I didn't buy him as like the leader of the pack because's going to go to war. Tell me your name is Moody teen Moody. Right And he was a moody teen Uh What about Wonka? You know, what about that Marty Supreme thing? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Everybody loves that. he's it. It's like three hours Three hours of ping pong. Suppososely it keeps that pace like that good time and the Gems has two where it's like is the same people? Yeah. Okay. I've never seen one of the brothers. I still haven't seen uncut Gems That's what I hear is like wereere you in that Sydney c? No, but that other lady was that's like a social light New York Fx Yeah Julia Fxs and she's like I was so top whose whose muse was she U the saafy Bothers Somebody she's like, I was so in those bes just for uncut gems. That movie is anxiety the film. so say good though. I know. He should have got a Noscar. I've always been told that before you watch uncut gems Drink a bunch of coffee. It'll help. Take a beta blocker L the headline here, Scott Pelly. Oh, excuse me. I have breached protocol Bill is very upset with it. He was holding the two fingers.ly mad. He's mad. It's right there. H two of the von Hessler doctrine begins right now And I don't know what that noise Tim Andreas just did was. I do not know what Scott Pelly impression. Oh Oh does he do that? I'm a valued journalist. Well, apparently very important. More valued than we might thought Scott Pelley fired sixty minute star. It says here, the Hollywood Reporter. Fired sixty minute star Signs with C A A What' that's that's the big it's the big ag Talent agency Creative artist agency, right? Something like that. Uh, you know Why Like what think that You know, it's one thing to be opposed to Trump and be like a voice of opposition and all that. I don't know that it's enough to make a career out of. I mean, certainly if you're like a podcast or something like that, you can. Is he going to go do that Probably not. He would't need an agent for that. Well, huh? He wouldn't need an agent for that. So like is he still thinking like TV? is he gonna make a movie? Do you need CAA to get you on Joill Rogan or on Theo Vgh maybe or Sos what's it lack of Uh, you're on u sixty minutes. Is that show an hour Oh Well let me take out the commercials actually. Oh I'd think there's Demons over there lot of demon talk. He talks about them all the time. I don't get it. I don't A lot of people really, like I think it's I think it's like at least this is I shouldn't say I think it is. This is my response whenever I see that this, you know, there's demons and there's like I I just feel like, okay, people just don't want to deal with whatever is going on L like they don't want to like maybe I did something and if I learn a lesson, that won't happen again Like know people just don't want to look in the mirror or something like that and they're just like, well, there's got to be demons involved. because there's so many stories out there where people there's like that u crazy lady who's married to the keyboardist from Journey. who was like a personal pastor to I mean, you this lady, you got Paula something Paula White? Is that her name? We've talked about her before Yeah Yeah. she's likellow White Kane. Yeah. Fallllow White Kane. Trump spiritual advisor? Yeah. Yeah. Well there's a lot of demons. Jonathan Kane, who u stole the melody of a song from the babies when he went over to Journey and then they called it separate ways once they got there. An anyway, Jonathan Canain wrote a bunch of those songs And And so he's part of this movement And they go around searching for demons. like that's their whole thing is they there's like and here is the coincidence turnurns out Demons are in Paces full of voters who disagree with them That is that's one hell of a coincidence. It turns out. They have to go into these areas where people vote differently from them becausecause they should never deal with the fact that, well, maybe we should debate and maybe learn something or no deemons We Those people are voting that way. I mean, we all know that we're right and even the people who disagree who oppose us know we're right We're right There's no doubting that. So why would they why would they oppose this Demons. It's gotta be demons. I like that. It'sons. It's an easy cop out. I like that. It' a Talk about like demon scratched up his body while he was in bed once. then we found out later his dog sleeps in the bed with him. it could have been him. I demon deemons. I just don't know. it's like it just seems like a way to turn your brain off like, it's probably demon.so go to lunch. You know what' sometimes like if your fingernails get too long, like I know I'm notorious for like scratching while I sleep. Yeah And then of sudden you'll have like little like just marks from where you scratch. You're like a little baby Yeah. I am like little baby. I don't know sometimes I' scratch myself by I actually little socks on your hands. Yeah. could be deon Could be. Mbe you know what? I I'm discrediting this entire entire conversation. I'm moving It's the demons. They'm moving away from you Let me because you are full of demons. I'll watch you sleep. Yes. J George. George Clark you know, you're always there, George, you're always there. George Clark, demon hunter. So K pop demon. Yes. So yeah, I don't know. I just think it's something that's a concept that's been around obviously, but it just seems like it's really in the news a lot lately Lately, lady. lately. Yeah, I just want to make sure you're awake over there. All right. Yeah, I just I'm sorry, but I'm trying to be honest. Whenever I see somebody say, well, it's demons, I go, okay. Well it's not an intellectual. It's an equivalent to someone saying it's fairies. R? it's like, oh okay. Well, that's your opinion. Some people actually believe in it. it squeeze me. Yeah fairies are way different. comeome on out those are real Well, bet you're right. And Sprites. And what's the other thing? Fairy sprites and what's the other there' any kind of likepicab magical woodland creatures. I believe in those. Oh nymphs Good job. Nymphps. That's what I was looking for.. Twitter writing our exX right now. and Type in demons and boy there's a lot of demons. Yeah, it turns out all the problems are being caused by demons. They really came up with the UFO files The UFO's are all demons. Yeah, someome people think they're demons and then Tucker thinks they're angels. Oh yeah. Maybe they're if the biblical representation of angels Yeah Metal ships Metal ships. He didn't Metal ships coming down this. what? He didn't have to talk about this stuff when he was on Fox News. Now he's got the demon guy and the angel guy. Yeah, he's gott to compete with R Nethalim. Somebody put out a good tweet today where they said Tucker Carlson' believe in demons,'ll believe in, you know, conjuring and all this stuff, but he won't believe the Palanters up to something Oh hen't he hasn't gone that far. He's still in favor of all that stuff He still loves the CIA and all that. Good friends with the old Peter Tal. Oh, Peter Teal. Well, listen. If I if I was friends with the guy with that much money I'd stay friends with him I wouldn't rattle his cage And he's leaving the Republican partarty But he's good friends with Avance, so it'll be interesting to see if Well I'm wondering if Cvance seems to be making some moves right now separating himself from Trump a little bit advance is tied to this Iran thing. If this Iran I know But see he from you had to say from his point of No, it doesn't fall on him. It falls on Trump That's the game is to make it fall on him. I think what he's thinking is, even if it falls apart, The American people know that I'm the one carve out from this administration who never wanted to go war with Iran, and he's thinking I don't know whether this will work or not, but he's thinking that that will do it may not look good now with the neoc consons and whatever. But he's thinking that that will look good with some group of Republicans in twenty eight And or maybe he's thinking about thirty two You know, you don't know. At this point, do you really want to be the person that follows U like following the Trump administration. I don't have any problem I don know. Listen, have you don't want to follow something that's wildly successful Right. So no, would I have lik to follow Biden? Sure. sureure. The whole country's up in arms and the economy's on fire. Yeah, I think it's easy to D I didn't work for Ford, but he was technically kind of a last minute element from the Nixon administration Wh'd they throw? Oh, Agnew, right? That was before Waterg. Yeah. That was a different scandal for Baltimore C course, That's how he got in there F Yeah. Well, you know, nothing good comes out of Baltimore. You know that autumn. It's true. Yeah. Speaking of Vance and Water G, he said that that would be a one week story I it was a twelve hours to hour That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying is he's suddenly putting Nixon in the same like he's sounding like he's saying One way you could look at it is, hey, what Trump does, it's not a big deal. It's a different time But he's still putting Nixon's name Yeah there he's putting a little N himself. And hey, you know, Nixon's rev, you know, people don'tate Nixon now like they used to. I was like, so it'll probably be that way for Trump. But meanwhile, along the way, he's tossing Nixon's name. Now he was at the Richard Nixon, you know Does he have a presidential library or is it just a center If you resign, I think you can only have a center or window That's a nice place Where is your but Linda at telephor? No does have a library He doesere is it? It is in inside Watergate Hotel California. What do you think about that statement? Do you think that the news cycle is so crazy that that is I think now. Yeah, I think that I think that what this administration, there's at least five things this administration has done that is much bigger than Watergate. I think I think shooting citizens in the face because they're protesting. I think just blowing up boats and telling the American people that we don't have to tell you who they are or what they did or those to me, those are monumentally And those were about twelve hour storeies. Yeah Yeah. I mean, because the new cycle back then, I remember I was in second and third grade or so around The whole watergate thing. And this was something that was a story it was for it went on for year and a half or something. I mean I was young. so but it's the first political story that I was aware of other than the election of ' seventy two. I was aware of that But it was the first thing I was going to school. everyverybody was talking about it. It was on the news every night. which I was forced to watch, which I hated then, but now I'm thankful for. but Yeah, I mean, nothing lasts anymore for six months Trends It's like the pet rock. would last a week here now Rock was a genuine trend I mean, I was a kid, but I think at least six months, seven months, eight months So it's a whole different time now where everybody's getting a a fire hose of information every single day. There's no way you could hold on to all of it. Beanie babies had at least like a year more you hadotches, had all kinds of things that lasted a while. Yeah, notothing lasts very long now except for apparently Gooning Fortnite. Yeah. by the way, Goning' in the news. The mainstream news now We were ahead of the time That's the end of that trend. And it's also It's the fifth Horseman We're overdue. Happy Friday to smmilin Mark McKay, Smilin says seventy five This is interesting from the Now I'm looking at this. It says that Vance compared himself to Nixon And if that's true, then everything I just saidred I don't really know the context here That's a good way to start your presidential run though. Compare yourself to Nix. Yeah. Al works. Down playay wateraterg. This is from the LA Times. This is wild Mistrial declared in Palisades' fire Arson case A stunning blow to the Feds. this Uber driver. remember it was the Uber driver and he hated wealthy people and That's why he went and did it mistrial and even though it was a mistrial At that point they were ten two, not guilty. And nobody was going to change their votes and so they just had to declare it A mistrial which I'm trying to remember a piece of evidence that I thought was One of the jurors said, he's a normal he's normal. This is embarrassing. I use chat GPT, she said. So I got really sad. I talked to chat GPT all the time. so it made me angry that they were putting his character down for just being human. But as I recall I felt like He find this out, George. He had asked Chat GPT specifically about starting the fires as I recall, but u During the trial H his defense attorney called several witnesses in an attempt to undercut the prosecution's theory of the fire, which is that he lit it with a with a lighter. A palisades resident said he saw several teens leaving the hill behind his house after the fire started, acting boastful. A Los Angeles firefighter testified that he saw flashes of light and heard loud noises that sounded like fireworks around midnight near the neighborhood closest to where the blaze sparked And a defense expert told jurors the most likely cause of the blaze was fireworks and cast down on exactly where it originated. I forgot about this part of the story is that so this fire There was a fire that was set on New Year's Day or New Ye's Eve and That was put out O so the story is firefighters thought that it was put out And then it kind of remained under kind of underground for a week and then reigniteited up. and I guess the jurors were having trouble a little bit with that theory and becausecause this firework stuff comes, you know, and it was New Year's Eve or New Year's D. so there would be D were you able to find what he asked Chat GPT? I thought that one was a pretty damning piece of evidence. So he was on the phone with a nine hundred eleven dispatcher on New Year's Day. Oh did he call in the fire report the initial blaze while he was on the phone. He's typing into Chat GPT. Are you at fault if a fire is lit because of your cigarettes Oh, right, rightight. So maybe he thought that's what happened Yes. Maybe he thought that's what happened. actually Mbe he saw somebody else do it and to say like are they going be responsible? True. And he was also asking it things like, why am I so angry? But that's not in the same conversation. Okay. so that's I think I get I know. I get what the jury get what that jurist is talking about. You're trying to take normal type of things that people ask Many people unfortunately, I don't think it's good use chat GPT as sort of a therapist Um So yeah, this is starting to make a I think if I was on the jury I would question that because I would think to myself, he might be thinking, did I accidentally stve this thing Or, as autumn said, seeeeing somebody else, maybe I can give more information And then you go the backstory And he's mad at people and he's mad at the ultra wealthy and that's a story you can put together, but You know, the jury was leaning ten to, not guilty when they couldn't come up with when they had declared a mistrial. So at the very least The Fedge didn't put on a very good Why is it a federal case if it was in Los Angeles. I don't quite understand that. Whoever was prosecuting it wasn't not good. I got George Stein coming with. Oh maybe because he lived in Florida. so he would have gone over state lines or something like that. I don't know All right, let's give away some stuff. Two tickets to see Harry Conic junior On Saturday, july eleventh at Senovas Bank Amphitheater at Chastain Park Realler number ten, the four z four eight seven two zero seven fifty Tickets are on sale right now at ticketmaster. com Smiling Mark says there's a crp Is the Gininetette Arena just considered old now or something? Yeah, they want to build a whole new thing. I haven't been there in a while, but that was always a nice but you can't build a work live place like the battery around that arena, so they have to build this new one. Which is why they should put it downtown instead of ridiculous. Well we got a big argument. We got in a big argument about this before the show. Jared punched me in the face. I did. I did. I got very up. Hockey isn't a downtown sport. Doesn't matter. Look look at the data hold It doesn't matter. if you can't get people to Dork out. You got a nerd out on the street. Dork hold on. we've had Atlanta has had two major league hockey teams that have failed The last time we had a hockey team was twenty eleven. Look at downtown now compared to what it was in twenty eleven. What makes you think that people all of a sudden are in love with hockey? go anywhere? The experience downtown is significantly better and that's the draw. And you also have more teams that are down there. I think honestly, if if we could go back in time And the city of Atlanta. I mean like tenant. Yeah if have like a temporal pincer movement. Yeah. if we could have that where we go back in time. I think that Casine Reid made a gigantic mistake letting the braves go out to Cobb County. They could have been in downtown and and been a part of the Mercedes bs state farmed landscape too everything down there. How do you get there? Well it's central. It's central to everybody. overlpping time when the NFLs playing and major League baseball is playing. How the hell are you going to get there both if it's a Sunday and both are playing. You would have worked on the infrastructure. you would have already had an amazing setup to build like bars, restaurants and an entertainment I don As an investor, I just can't see myself getting excited about hockey in Atlanta. It's been tried twice. Well I fail If they put it out the minor league team, the knights glladiators. Gladiators I I think that they do well. it's and I think that's what Tim is saying is if you're looking at that, you're going, well, out here in the suburbs, there's actually some people it's not like a build it and they will come. It's more like, hey, we've seen that people are interested in going out and seeing hockey games in this particular area. I think that they're looking at old data. That's my opinion on that. because if you look and they don't up you would invest you would invest a third time something that failed twice It would be cheaper. You would just retrofit State Farm Marina to have hockey again and with everything they've built on the in the infrastructure in downtown, it makes a lot of sense to put it down there and it costs significantly less. you already have. But is the is't you want. Isn't this something is being pushed by the like Alpharetta? All course want it They're trying to buy it. They're going put it on their taxpayers. There' poor people that live alphareta. They're going poor people. Have you seen them? Oh my God they can barely Afford food fora. We live in a food desert. I will predict what will happen if it ends up being built at what they're calling the gathering at us and he is you know h that his ATL pride extends to hating the suburbs. It's''s true. I know the metro I know you're like what they're calling the gathering Because what they're going to do is it's going to be the exact same thing that happened to Cop County in Cumberland people that ended up allowing and green lighting the battery to be built all got voted out because of the tax increase it But they got a great new stadium. They did, but I it would cost two point one billion dollars to retrofit and bring a team into state farmer. I don't believe that too right there. There's no way. There's no way. it's already got the same. It's basically the First of all, they're probably including the price of the team. Arena retroph Yes, that's what they are. Okay, so that's two different things though, rightight? I mean like some rich guy or Arthur Blank or somebody buys the team. Right. I just think retrofitting it and retf one hundred fifty million Yeah. So that's significantly cheaper than spending three or two you'reing It's not the same, but it's not the same because it's not the same people building it you know, Alpharetta wants their own Right? So or whatever it is, Alphareta coming that little area that's Alfareredta. It's they want their own. So they're talking about go back to your point about, you know, is it right for their tax base? but I think that at least this one you have to say No one is being surprised. The problem with the stadium deal, if you remember, those people should have been voted out I would have voted against them even if I was in favor of the stadium because as I recall, I think they kept the whole thing secret from the tax abolutely. And they just sort of foisted upon them because they knew if they put it out there, then people would show up at town halls and say You know, hey we haven'tix this and we haven't fixed that. Why are we doing this? And so for that reason alone, they deserved, but you can't say that about this. I mean, people have been talking about this for a year at least a year, a year and a half. Yeah seems like. So the taxpayers have had a chance to go to town hall and register yay or nay on this. So it's kind of a little bit of a different thing. I think it's I think it's silly to build an arena based on the hope that if you build the arena, You're going to get a hockey team. Now that's the part that I think because what if you don't And who knows, you know, some other city just might build a better arena and they get the hockey team and there's nothing you can do about that Yeah eighteen thousand seat arena that would that could potentially be empty to your point R. And I think the bigger thing to take away is you need to look at the stats of people that are going into downtown than in twenty eleven when the Thrashers were here because you look at and I know FIFA is a different audience than hockey because people get mad they get mad at me. Well I mean, they're coming from other country. But you can't really count on But they're not going to fly across the Atlantic to see the new Atlantic hockey The majority people that are going to the FIFA fan fest are local And because we've had the most people go to our fanfest out of any other city in this country That just shows that downtown can be a draw. It can as an investor. I want to put this in your in your head because you know, you will be investing in things in your lifetime If you look at something that's been tried twice and failed miserably times You know, and you these were I wasn't here when the flames were but I went to a few what were they called Thrashers? The Thrashers? I went to thrashers games. They were old school thrashers. They were fun. They were fun. They were fun and Steve Craig was doing the call and all that kind of stuff. They were fun. They were enjoyable. U But that wasn't enough. and they still folded up So you had a situation where you can't look at it and go when it was done wrong and it wasn't a good night out. There what the people who enjoyed Thrashers games really enjoyed them, but there just weren't enough of them You know, it going. C couple things with that if I may. just to push back a little bit because listen it's not I want to say it's not phone in Friday. but on the von Hessler doctrine, it's phoneed in Friday. So I will take a back seat And you may really. Remember in the ten years the Thrashers were here never made the playoffs. So there was not a big draw to it. It's kind of like when the Braves moveved to Cobb County, you said that you made this great point about it. You said everybody will forget about Turner field in the anger if the Braves make the playoffs and the Braves ended up not when making the playoffs but w when the W worldld Series when seasons. If the Thrashers had made the playoffs and made a deep playoff run, they would still be Okay this Ian to say the Hwks are still here here. Yeah. And they made one deep playoff run in twenty some odd years. And then the next year went right back to what they'd always been. And the Hawks are still doing fine. Yeah. got to have the superstars out there. The Thrashers didn't really have any name players at the time to that was the that was the biggest concern for me. I just think overall that you're right. you know what you got to do? You got to marry those things things together You u you do the retro fitting of State fararm so that you can have a hockey team And then you convince Patrick Mahomes to become a hockey player Yeah and join that te. I will tell you, I think they'll get some good crowds in there. I love that idea. Be everyone wants to see Patrick Mahomes not do well at something. That's the sell watch Patrick Mahomes not be good at something but then he'd show up and'd be like the fifth best player in the hockey in the N NHL and the hockey that and the hockey that I would pay to watch. And I really hope that everyone' I just think it's a mistake for Alfaretta from my point of view build it and they will come. It's more like build it and maybe they'll come Well they dontHL paused anyway. They're looking at Houston and Austin. That's I'm saying, but they want to they're going to continue to go ahead and build this thing And I And also, how many concerts can you get? There are so many venues now. You know, and you still got goingette right down the street. So I mean, it's like I'm talking about like the, u You know, ifario Speedwagons out there or sts or foreigner or those kind of like, you know, that level, that where that is right now. Car me out area football Arena football is coming back. is Is there any arena football that's still going on? There's still some. There used to be like it was weird because the arerena League folded but then arena football too was still playing, but I don't know if they're still playing Arena football. It had had a second league called called it was just called two. It's a professional wffleball league too Pase inhamblyy I'm gonna go to that. It looks cool Are they like the Savannah bananas? Is it like a big show or something? Theyide They're inside and it's like cheap to go. I think my son would look. Yeah, yeah, have fun, have fun It's like you got to give it to this fan of bananas. I would be bored out of my mind, but obviously kids have a great time. And these days, I think it's a pretty cheap ticket. It is. It's like something there's some entity out there thinking, people have three or four kids and they want to go. And you know what? Maybe your kids all have a friend. Maybe you want to show up with like eight kids and have a great you know, in America, when I was growing up, there was all kinds of stuff like this that I mean, we were poor that my family could afford to take the kids out every once in a while and do something And so even though I think I'd personally get kind of bored at a Svannah bananas thing it's not my thing. I applaud them. and I hope that it creates a lot more of this like you can afford to take your family out to do things. I promise you that America was like that when I was growing up. Smilea Mark says there are struggles Congratulations to Carl Bishop of Duluth won two tickets to see Harry Conk Junr. On Saturday, july eleventh at Senovas Bank Amphitheater at Chastain Park Tickets are on sale right now Ticket master Tom. Oh let's do this real fast. So this is this is kind of funny s we don't have a whole lot of time here U This is the goovernor of the state of New York, Kathy Hochl And they it it's crride It really is. They did It's worse than you can applaud now. Who is that? Was that J? Yeah Please applaud. Please applaud They're doing a ribbon cutting on the new Bills stadium And she tries to get a chant going Which is amazing. She must be incredibly unpopular. I mean, trying to get a let's go Buffalo chant going in buuffalo is not difficult. She says it wrong for one thing. Did she just say let's go Buffalo? or she mean let's hear it. Let's go, Buffalo, let's go. Buffalo, let's go. Buffalo. How did she mess up that? All right, seriously You you want youre going to win a championship season with that kind of enthusiasm. Men and women of labor, you know what I'm talking about. Let's go. buuffalo, let's go buuffalo. We gott to give this place some good karma, right Now I read online that people were mad at her because she said it wrong, but she said it right. She said it right.. Is the cadence wrong? The cadence a little bit wrong. So supp is she supposed to go, let's go and then everybody goes No it's more like let's go Buffalo It's like that. She's supposed to have done. She kind of messed it up a little bit She's doing it like a robot Yeah is let's go champ. Let's go Buffo! Let's let's go buuffo Come in Let's go, Buffalo. Josh Alla put is so buuffalo. Hands up to his nose, turned away. Walked out. she should I just think maybe she's not popular. I don't live She there too. I know. That doesn't mean why. There's a lot of people are from Atlanta. she didn't give them a chance to start. Yeah. It all felt really that was that edited I don't know. No that I grabed the clip in real time. idn't it seem rushed? Let's try it again. Let's see if it's rushed. hold on, but I think this is kind of her stuff. You know, you gotta remember she didn't She has never won the governorship She did she won afterward, but she got into the governorship because of Cuomo. Cuomo. Yeahah, Cuomo had to leave So very quickly, I'm hearing music Let's go Buffalo, let's go. Buffal Let's go Buffalo. You're right toert. She shouldn't have paused between Let's goo and Buffalo, but after you do it once, you need to pause a little. In the stands, people aren't like, let's go buuffalo. Let's go. Buffalo. Let's then' like, comeome on, guys, I don't understand. can't do it. Let's go, Buffalo, let's go Buffalo let's go. Well, listen, whenever politicians are embarrassed, angels smile. When do you guys do the e Isn't that part it too?'s That's part of the song. She should have done that. Oh, it's a little bit s. You gottaa go He Yeah, it's from it's from what's that song T and shout twwist and shout Yeah should have jumped on the table. Not twist and shout notot twist and shout. make me want to shoutout my hands up and shout. That's it. Smiling Mark. He's ready to shout, but not, you know, he he's smiling. he's happy. It's it's a happyile happy smileing shouter U since there are delays. It's the cat Hour three. of the Bgh Hessler doctrine begins Right now. You know, I think I'm putting this all together, man. I was talking I think I conflated a couple stories earlier Some people who are World Cup fans in Atlanta are kind of mad at the FIFA surcharges And then there was another story about people being angry about twenty five dollars something. When I found out people call nine thousand people. Okay. left an not Mike saying it was a twenty five dollars pretzel. but I think now I was conflating things. I believe the twenty five dollars pretzle. You can look this up, George is at the National State Fair. for America two hundred fifty, and you're not allowed to bring any food or anything in with you And and then you find is that what it is? Yes. twenty five dollars pretzel. Hey America. Hey come celebrate Oh yeah, twenty five dollars a pretzel. Oh, we got three kids, they each one a pretzel That's seventy five dollars plus tax Welcome to the Great American State Fair Business People in America Suck in twenty twenty six Nobody it's just Get every last red scent out of their pockets for everything Is it a great pretzel? I'll bet you it's not even close to the top ten pretzels you've ever had in your life But it is a good example of life in America in twenty twenty six twenty five dollars pretzel Pat on the head. Keep on marching Bizarre. Pople should be ashamed of themselves to sell someone a twenty five dollars pretzel. Yeah, but Eric, the mustard free. They also had twenty three dollars turkey legs. Oh nice. you know twenty dollars smmashburger. Hey, so Bing you know, Bing smashburger is so stupid It's just a smushed burger. Yeah, they're good though Yeah, but they're cooked in It's the old stak. It's the old steak and shake kind thing. I like those thin things. I know, but I feel like you're not getting as much meat and you're paying more for it And you have two popular. Most smash you get a double. Smash Burgers usually you can get a double and then you feel like you the same you're paying twice as much for what you would get otherwise. What's wrong with that? I guess a markup. It's a markup The whole country has been marked up. Well, hey, listen. How how do you even sell somebody a twenty four dollars pretzel Without it and people buy it? I know. But I mean at some point they're just, I'm not talking about the person at the stand who's just like making, you know, whatever an hour. I tal about the people put it together Listen, it's worth paying. Thisosed be againgain, I was just talking about this. This supped to be bringing your family, everyverybody, it's a fact know, there be there's gotta be something called family prices I bring three kids they each want a pretzel. And maybe I want one. We're out a hundred dollars plus. You a bottle of water Yeah, what's that called? O fifty? Well that's everywhere in it. But I mean still Unreal Anway, That' complaining. That hundred dollars hundred for all those pretzels would be well worth it because you could go see the Georgia pop up that's going to be there. the great American state fair. What what do we got? peecans? going have all kinds of Georgia based compies boiled peanuts, chick fillet, waffle house, can have Coca Cola. Yeah, whatever. I'm just I'm just saying can we who canan we start thinking about people if you want families to thrive, you know there's got to be some places that you can go. Why Well somebody's got to buy the products in the future Anyway don't care about that. They just care but they have I know, but I mean if people stop buying products they won't have people to sell to Yeah, if you don't have somebody to sell to, then somewhere down the line, everybody's out of business So it's not a good it's not a good thing to You know, And then meanwhile, AI, we're going to put all of our money in that and everybody's going to be unemployed apparently if you buy the hype, which I don't All right, George Stein is here. Thank you. I think they made it illegal to smuggle in your own pretzel. They certainly did. You imagine that four presress? I feel like I'm diabetic and I have to have this. So get out of my way I'm bringing in food Okay. And then the secret and then and then she' they'll find her throwing her pretzels into the reflecting pool because she's one of these she's one of these domestic terrorists that the president just a comy Th throw it in there. call her the comy mommy She threw a dumb pretzel into the stupid water. I'm really sad I wanted that pretzel I dropped in. No, no, you're going to jail for thirty five years. You gotta be ashamed of yourself.er all the g Mewhile the guy who sold you the pretzel or sold everybody elses twenty five dollars pretzels they get a raise Hey, George Stein. Yes. How are you doing good. always like coming here. Has it been a good week of justice? Yeahes, so you know, it's fairly quiet. this time of year, a lot of judges and prosecutors are on vacation. Oh I' sure you're getting ready for the fourth though, right? That's probably a big day for you. Absolutely.. All right. Yeah The phone's gonna ring. J. No, no, no, no, what heant was because you're such a patrot. absolutelyking What did you think it was?'m so patriotic, I'll probably buy a mattress at a mattress sale. Oh yeah. ye. Yeah, you do it right there in celebration of George Washington and all those great founders. R. All right, George Dein is here because well, we like to get to the legal underpinnings of some of the stories that are in the The news cycle. What do you got there, Jared? Love this the story from the Soking gun. A forty eight year smoke Florida. No. no this is Michigan. Michigan. Oh my. A forty eight year old Michigan woman pled guilty for attempting to smuggle An unopened bottle of cupcake Vineyards, Pinog Ggio into her jail into jail, but she hit it inssider Hu haa. Okay was f. It was a f. By the way, before you tell us the the part of this story. So she was busted for shoplifting or something and they show up Right And there's a part the story, George. I knowt you read the story where they try to put her into the police car and she has trouble getting into the seat and they don't know why and they don't discover it until they get her to the station station. Yeah This actually was awkward awkwardly squir.' wasas this a large bottle of wine or was a sort of bottle? twelve inch two and af hundred seenty Gallo gallon jugs So it's not like an airplane bottle. So wait so this is what this is how she shoplifted. I'm putting it together now. I know, it's a good you know, even if you find it, you can say to the person, you want to drink that now? Give it back to me. I mean hold on I'm opening it Hold on.'s dirty. She must be a Uper. All right, let's hear Let's hear the legal angle on this. Well, I'm sure it tastes worse than airport Chardonnay, but But whenever you smuggle any weapons or contraband into a jail Yeah without announcing it that it's on your person. It becomes a felony and she's indeed charged with a felony. She's facing, you know, five years in prison, not that she'll necessarily get it. No She's not gonna get that. But you know, you're right. she was shopping you tell her she has to keep the bottle in there for five years. That's a punishment Yes. That'd be cruel and unusual punishment. It might be it might be, but fun. But she could start a channel. she could get only fans, people okay. Yeah take But you're turn chicken stuff into chicken salad. I'm the wine bottle girl. So she violated the contrabine laws. Yes. And so therefore she's being sentenced she hasn't she hasn'tone to court yet She hasn't been sentenced yet so. It's a dry wine. So You know, what I want to know here is and I'm guessing This is not a legal aspect of this, but I'm guessing that the type of person who shoplifts wine by using their who are way They're not necessarily making sure it's really good wine. likeake wine and all this all this just before. And I saw the mug shot And I I was like, well, I'm glad they told me this is a woman Pluse I wouldn't have known, otherwise, yeah, I agree. It's not like a whispering angel thereair What What are you talking about ine You can pay in ass. And said Wow You are not kidding. You see I mean, I'm not usually a cruel person like that and I'm not, you know, she's not an ugly man. It's not like it's not I mean that could be a character actor or something. I was just surprised that it was a woman. You know, I think she's innovative guys. She was trying her best to That's right wine that she sa the idea. I like the idea that she got caught stealing it by putting it there And then she thought to herself, Well, I'm not gonna to tell them because if I go to prison, I at least want some good wine. Right, Well the police got suspicious when she started squirming awkwardly getting into the back of the patrol car. Ma'am, can you just can you just like get in now? I just Yeah, I'm working on. You're just sitting down, A smmileing Mark says there are two Gor Stein How about you tell people how they can get more George Stein? Yes. Well, in your time of need, if you want a battle tested lawyer, we focus on two things. been arrested for a DUI and want an excellent defense. go to Georgestein. comot If's been in a motorcycle accident, if somebody's caused you to lay your bike down, go to steelhorselaw. com All right, I have to say we have to thank the smokinggun. com for this segment because our next story comes to the smmoking gun because it the guy the subway bread guy or whatever happened up there. Yeah, a customer who struck a subway worker in the face after complaining that his sandwich bread was stale Pleaded guilty and has been sentenced for attacking the teenage victim. Okay, so he hit him with the stale bread? Yes. Maybe he was just trying to show that it was stale He got mad because the bread was stale. I think Did he hit him with the bread, or he hit him with an open hand? Oh, okay. I think it was the bread here from what I'm seeing,. You know what anyyway hit up regardless whether it's a h. ask us what the facts are or instrumentality. Either one's a battery and it's serious Apparently he confronted the eighteen year old clerk about the stale bread and this and he thought it was funny. The clerk giggled and laughed. and so he smacked wait a minute. he's challenging his manhood there Yeah backack in the old days they would have had a duel. Well the guy was a convicted felon. smack him with a white glo? Maybe he was trying to get a duel out of it because his H hisis honor? I don't think so. He's a convicted felon. He'd previously served four years in state prison. Oh, I wanted to go back. You guys I don't know about that ' the breads always still there. No He might go back to prison. Yeah Maybe he was looking for a reason to go back prison. That's what I mean,. The breads Oh the breads saail. o, yeah So this is against the law. You have you've told me this over the years. It's something about like you have the right to respond, but it has to be ort proportionate to what the offense was or whatever. So if somebody punches you, you can punch them back. You can't shoot them in the head because they punched you. Right. You're supposed to respond usually in most jurisdictions in a like manner. Yeah. So unless it's inside your house, then you have liberties to you know. So the idea is if he had brought a bunch of stale bread and given it to the kid and said Here How does it feel? That would have been not a crime That would been proportionate. L he got stale bread and they brought stale bread back to him. Yes, that would be legal. That sounds Annoying, but illeg but legal. Anyway, so he got twenty hours of community service, one year of probation and he has to take an anger management class. Do those ever work I they teach how to manage it. I think they get angry in in the class. Yes like I don't I just is like is it that easy? Can you just like they' one of the most effective like forms of therapy It really really I guess because people are forced They they've hit the bottom of the barrel, right? Because they're being forced into these programs And maybe they're hearing sort of therapeutic things that they would never in a million years hear. If they hadn't been forced there, that's just Well it teaches them some tools to deal with anger R to avoid And what others like counting to ten and things like that Or Fonie, made he made birdhouses as I rem. Yeah. Its like I did really Birdhouse. What would he say? Fonie would say needles, pins and needles, needles Didy needles, needles and pins, something else. Hey. Are you not a happy days' fan George? I would imagine. Wh? He had to go through anger management of some kind And I remember the fonsi was building bird houses, as I recall, I don't know is that Is that something you could submit in court Probably not. Anger management. No the H happppy Days episode with Bonzi reference technology If it's an older judge, yes. Perhaps It seemed to help Fonzie. was he was building bird houses, you know, and I think that's So maybe it doesn come and land inich don't forget the movie Ager Magement too with Adam Sandlern. Oh yeah, there was a show anger management, which is what the one that the was his name went crazy? two and a half men Oh, Charlie Charlie Seene. That's. And then somebody Fox gave him a show called Anger Management show. Was it? I don't know. I never heard. It made me angry. You're not angry, are you, George? sign? No, I'm always mellow. Youre You're a healthy, happy dude That's right. All right, George, man, we appreciate you. We hope you have a great week Enjoy the Heat Dome that is coming this weekend. Don't work too hard next weekend. Thank you.. Well the cases will come a little later. Thanks a lot, George. Thanks. Smida Mark has better we have a A new audio drop from the President of the United States. Yeah, Beautiful. H it is. I cannot tell a lie ib He's cracking people up. he said itself at I don't know I don't know what the context was. He was it seemed like he was saying he hadn't seen a movie or something. He goes on to say, but it's very good. What mov is he talking about? I'm not sure I got We didn't get the full cut. We got little short. We got this though. I cannot tell a lie This country has gotten very strange politically That's why he's there to clean that up. Bring us back bring us back to the good old days normal time. Drain that swamp. It's taken me eleven years. Yeah boy. I'll tell you that hasn't come up at all. What I'm still draining it. I mean he didn't bring that up at all. Drain the swamp. That also Hey, he was talking to farmers today though. He had a he had a nice message for farmers. We have another one a newew markarket coming up and that's called The lovely country of Iran. It's a beautiful place. Would anybody like to go there? The Islamic Republic of Iran they're having a hard time with food and We're going to be taking some of their money and We'll spend it and we're going to be buying wheat. Soybeans and corn, a lot of it We're going to be selling our goods to Iran now. And then they say, no, we're not Wh knows? Who knows what the hell is going on? I can't lie about it. I told you the truth. Yeah I cannot tell a lie. can tell a li It does not cannot tell it. I cannot tell a lie. cannot tell a li That's how you can always tell sometometimes I'll get fooled when I'm watching, you know, some kind of YouTube video for a little bit, but there's always like this thing that will happen Uh It'd be like the narrator' going on. And then Bruce Springsteeen And then Buce Springsteeen is like there's always this thing that happens you go, Ah, you got me for a minute, you. SOBs But then I'mte li. But I immediately once I realize that something's AI, no matter how interested I am in the subject, I immediately just go No, I'm not listening. What if I told you? What? What if I told you? What if I told you By the way, he was talking about a movie called by Dawn's Early Light. Is it some kind of like Mga inspired documentary? It's the greatest thing. Is a Christian movie? No he ain't watching those. what I'm saying it sounds like one of those Christian movie names, you know, It's like Yeah B don My chosen partner.aybe mayaybe AI was dreaming because Powerss Booth hasn't been in movie for quite a while. Well, you never know. Maybe it just came up. James Earl Jones, Martin Landau. What's it about? Darren McGavin? N anything with Darren McGavin. A nuclear warhead launched by Soviet insurgents protesting the waning Cold War destroys the Ukrainian city of Danet All right, so there's a new theory out there and I didn't even know this has happened. I don't know if the theory is something that could be true or not. I have no idea because I don't know anything about pools and fixing pools. But there some people are saying that maybe some of the problem with appealing on the bottom of the reflecting pool in DC is because The presidential motorcade drove over it. I saw that it was d. I saw that. And I'm just like Why? No, that wouldn't make sense because it's all about the prep. No, no, but I'm saying I dont it either could or couldn't be. I want to know why did they drive? I can't I can't it's like I don't know whether it would have done anything, but I just to me, there are pictures of this. There's a video of it And the entire motorcade drives through the reflecting pool when it's empty after they had put the stuff down What was the purpose of that? And how do they get down there? Are there little ramps to drive down into and a ramp to get back up? The Beast is four wheel drive. B gun get right down in there. But it wasn't just the beast. it was like a motorcade. driving through this thing and I didn't We wanted to go mudding, but there's no mud in there I mean, you're probably right. I don't know. but I'm just like once I saw the story, I didn't care whether it actually did it or not. Sure. Yeah. I was that' the first question. I was just trying to ask why is there a motorcade driving? Did somebody think that would be a great thing You know, sort of Yeahah maybe they took like a picture of it and it looked really cool. like But we were doing donutlect. How deep is reflecting It's like I've seen guys in there and there's feet. It's likeep I've seen guys ye, like three feet That's a lot to get a car. I knew it had a ramp in it. Or they or they yeah, they brought their own ramps Well, they brought like maybe those little like, u little things that can like have an angle, you know, you like roll down it. Ramps? Ramps. Here's what here's what. Yeah, I'm thinking, Hey, listen, she's a genius. I think she's figured this one out. So here' is what Grock is Here's what Grock says here. So it says back on may seventh, Tump made an un annouced visit to Linol Morial Relecting And I remember him doing the thing there. He was he did a press conference. It had already been drained, prepped, painted, sealed, you name it. And instead of approaching from the side, the motorcade just drove directly across the empty pool basin. and when he got out of the vehicle, he used it as a photo. Oh he gave dramatic photo. So he he did the press conference with that as a backdrop exact standing That makes sense. Anything about the black angled things get you in Yeah. Is there anything there about those things that are like angled Yeah Wh those things are There' like yeah You like roll down it, you know? All. We're up it sure, sure, sure. The movie by Dawn's Early Light is a ninety nineteen ninety movie with Powers Booth, but it is also a twenty twenty six documentary And that's he It's about Maga. Right. Scott Bess and Todd Blanche. Oh, it's about how wonderful they are and they're so great. And America's past and present battles for liberty, faith and survival the Republic. I cannot tell a lot. I can religious people that believe. I'm not gonna watch. How could you How could you possibly believe that the hand of God is on this person I just that to me is one of the strangest twists in all the idea that God would choose this person to be I just it's It really is obviously just Delusional thinking. I'll grab it in the break, but I believe today he said if religion was a stock, it'd be way up And also, did you hear the one about how America iss the hottest country? We got the hotest Because of the eat dome. Everybody wants a piece of this. We got that swamp, butt the wite b. We got the wite bbe Aazing fun times. It's like living inside of a cartoon Interesting. Sot and Mark has This is Jared's last segment for the week because he has to drive to Clemsson to see Morgan Wall. You've been talking about this all week. I thought it was here. No, he's playing Clemsson tonight and tomorrow. Oh, that'll be great because he'll is it the stadium? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah, wonders he's known for bringing out he has a big walkout, a big dramatic walkout and he's known for bringing whoever's famous from the state or the city. I wonder who his walout iss gonna be Landsay Mor W That would be hilarious. Well, he'll probably be in a good mood because he's the sail I lie y'all because y'all from the south. The south is the best place ever. And if you weren't born in the south, then I think I don't even know what to make of you. And you're not like one of them demon devils up there from the north. I like you thought I lie all right here for the south. Gy think guy thinks it's like eighteen fifty or something That's why I'm so curious because a lot of the headlines are hyperbolic about him. and I think that he's going to be I can't be fine because I'm in the south and that's the south It's the best place ever It's a fast play family Southern. I like them Northern Yankees. Well they're weird, man, they're weird For me as a fan, I'm excited. I love the south too. I live here. I just saying the guy's a little over the top. He does love East Tennessee. I'm pumped to see him. Oh East Tennessee That's even the best place in the south. I mean, the best people in the world That's where I'm from, Dad dadad better than them weirdos up there in New York I am curious if he is gonna call out the Clemsson orange versus the Tennessee orrange. Oh, that'll be something. I don't mind because they're both southern. And I get it. I'm feeling weird when I'm not in the south Can I ask a question? Yes, What is the They're both orange, but they're different oranges though. It'd be like Cleveland versus Cincinnat it's a big deal in college football. Well, of course you gota explain it to him because he's the yankk got if you weren't born in a south, you're just not as good as the people who are born in a south. I don't understand anybody's not born. Why are people born somewhere else even I don't even under whyy can't everybody be born? Why can't everybody be born in a ff? You didn't like being on SNL up there in New York. Oh, those up there. I got out of there as soon as I could. Some people were doing all kinds of things that they don't do in a ff. You gotta go back to God's country,' what you say. That's right. Wherever I am, that's God's count God told me to throw, get really drunk Throw furniture off the top of a building. Because he don't to yell at people. yell at people and he told me to knock that piano over because I think one of them Rhodes was from the North. Well, yeah, he made me mad. Denver out west, not the south. Well the's not as bad as the Yankees up there in the north. The south is the west is sort of the south. Kind I mean, wow, yeah, kind of hey look thing not ou I mean, notothing like East Tennessee the Denver ain't as bad as, you know there in New York City. I'm telling you, it was weird There was all kinds of people that didn't have Slythern accents. that didn't know what to do Enjoy yourself with that moron. I think it's gonna be good. I gonna do that Chipper Jones song? ninety eight Braves. Pro probablybably's it called? ninety eight Braves. Yeah. ninety eight Braves. Atlanta Braves not locked them because they're in the fightals. And they didn't do they didn't they lost the playoffs that year. They did That's part of the story. He you know was heartbroken because the who they lose to the three Radre Rodrees They're not in the fouth That's when I knew the devil was real. He had his had The devil actually came to Georgia. The devil the devil was in charge of baseball. That's for sure. California is weird. California weird people. Do you think he walks out with Tim Scott, maybe? I don't know do people know these politicians? You can't walk out with Dabo O Sweeney tonight. Dab O Sweeney's kind of unliked Why? Because he actually stood up for principple and refused to pay for players to come the cley. hang on, there's another narrative that. The other narrative is Dabo is he from the Thalth or is he just coaching the Thalth I think you' got to know I don't want be tricked by the devil into lacking somebody from the no. He refuses to use the transfer world. That's his issue. I thought they wouldn't do NIL Clemson's got a lot of money. They're definitely paying players, but I don't know. his deal was he was behind on the transfer portal and now he is using it a little bit, but Clemson is falling behind He is from the South Dabble three me braabies from the sale kidding me nothing bad. There's nothing good in the North and there's nothing bad in the south. And if there is' anything, I'll throw a chair at it. Guys I'm gonna throw some videos in our doctrinos. So you have fun. Listen, Titin is playing a stadium two nights in a row. Titina is playing Heldo. She's like, this is a bucket list thing for her so she's really great. Really. And again, I like his music. I think for the most part, he's good. I have some annoying. I drunk. you have to be. I think you're dried back. I can't get drunk tonight. I think that he meant how drunk you have to be to enjoy his music, right? I'll give a full report on Monday, I promise. All right, well, you make your wife a happy woman and drive carefully And make sure you don't if there's any Yankees or anything like that, don't you bring them into the show Don't you bring no devil? Listen. Both my wife and I were born and raised in Atlanta Georgia. That's why I think it's okay for you to be at my that because you're from the Fouth Smileing, Mark says seventy five This break is brought to you by Adobe Photoshop Here to help you make that thing only you could make Here for when you've got an amazing idea you can't wait to share and you need it to look exactly as you imagined. Photoshop gives you the ultimate image editing and design tools, so you can dial in your creation perfectly down to the last pixel. Make epic images for zenine covers, posters, brand graphics, social posts, or anything else you can imagine. It's your vision. Go all in Get started at phhotoshop. com Correct Aundo. Diagio Hour four Of the Bond, Hessler doctrine begins All right now I saw a headline on TV that said train Crashes into truck Wouldn't it always be the other way around, you kind of know a train's coming. It's hard for a train to know there's going to be a truck there I think it's always. Didn't run into the train. I believe the truck did run into the train. That would mean that the truck was moving Well, okay, I'm just set Ibe it was stuck on the tracks Yeah Well, that would be bad luck. You're driving around and and think of com And you just stop right on the tracks? Y. Oh my goodness Oh my good. I think that he was trying to beat the train. That's usually what happens because she was in a hurry. And you know, some of those trains last forever So he's trying to get ahead of it, I think. Well, the news actually, it's it collided with a semi truck Soool. It kind of neutral romantic sort of. I hope everybody was al. I't mean to joke around that could be very Serious thing and it's a Friday. so I don't need a meeting how could you be so? I didn't know, okay? That's how I could be so. I didn't know Oh, you didn't you don't like that Well, it turns out you have to accept it any because I didn didn anything. Yes, you have to dont to accept the fact that I didn't know. I can accept it, but I don't have to like it. You wantan to apologize to me for being outraed? Wh I want to apologize Because you were outraged about something that shouldn' have been outed the words you used, but then I didn't realize what was behind those words. and now that I have looked and seen what's behind those words I apologize. Okay. I think, you know, we ought to do this every Friday Can you apologize to me for making me apologize to you for not understanding the wor? Absolutely not. I think what we're going to do is I like this. That felt really good. and I think we're going to we don't usually do this, but maybe starting next Next week well not next week because we have Fridays off, but we get back Thursday Well, okay, we could do it on Thursday, but the end of the week we will'll say Um, meembers of the audience can call up and apologize to me because maybe it Frid For apology Friday Im not forcing anyone. There may be people in the audience who would like the opportunity It is It is a liter Friday. Forgiveness Friday. Aon Hustler. I want to apologize for leaving seven thousand open. Well thank her forgiven this spad. Beg forgiveness Friday. That's what it is. There may be people out there who and maybe they just said it to a friend or maybe they had a thought during the show that was negative to the host of this show. And they're probably walking around with that cloud over their head, they know what to do. We need to open up the phones and allow people to beg for forgiveness Friday And then the host will decide, It's fun, you know, like the old Roman games. I'll give a thumbs up or thumbs down. Fall on your new this Frid I like alliteration. I know you semi alliteration. You don't like that? You thought that was a little too long for the beg forgiveness for I wanted the Friday and the F and the fall. Yeah to be closer together. Yeahah, that's what I'm thinking. George, you've been Well, you know, you're younger so youre learn. We're throwing stuff out there.' awesome. Oh I like this. your knees.. I like this. That would be great. Just open the phones and people just Apologize. you know, Eric You were talking about that something last week and I was thinking in my mind. He doesn't know what he's talking about. And And then after that, I went to Google. I found out you were actually, you know, I apologize, Eric. I doubted you It's like the president would do that if he could. Oh, no, you went thumbs down Hey, is it true that when the Roman emperors gave thumbs up or thumbbs down about whether or not a gladiator would die that it was different back then and thumbs up meant kill him and thumbs down meant don't kill them I've seen that in a few places. that thumbs up and thumbs down have swapped and meaning. Well they wanted to kill them. so the thumbs up It was a good thing to go ahead, kill them Oh I down is not. Okay, because it seems like in our society a thumbs up is always a good thing. Like if you're a gladiator, you'd wantan to see thumbs up. And what did the emperor do if he didn't have thumbs complained about the privileged emperors that came before him, I think is probably what happened Is it true I' privilegeed a middle finger Didn't they used to cut the middle fingers off of people and the way it came The flipping the bird came around is because that you miss me. You didn't get my finger. I don't know about that, but I know Beaver did die in Vietnam Shelly Winters notot our Shelly. No no, But Shelly Winters told that story. And And David Bowie and Alice Cooper once had a gross out contest on stage I can't get royetailed Wellsred pop rocks and soda to Mikey, who That exploded right in front of him. That's right and they snorted his blood. Yes, that's pretty gross. Oh is that part of me?s. I swear it happed Yeah. And mrter Green Jeans is Fank'sapp is dad That's another one So where did we start? Where was your what was yours that that the The middle finger Is that true or not? I I'll ask Chat you two Well I do have the thumbs up thbs. So the thumbs up thumbs down signals for movies, mostly a myth In Ancient Rome, crowds actually wanted a defeated fighter Bared If they hid their thumb inside of their fist An exposed pointing thumb towards the throat. That man Mail kill And it's all based on man, Trump would have loved to been an emperor had that kind of power and all based on mood. L one day he'd wake up, everybody lives and next day, you know, next time I'm in a bad mood under the lion.. He was doing the thumb thing at the UFC just like nobody you know noticed. It was That' a weird thing with Rome. like people used to go live and watch people get slaughtered. just el But now we have Friday of the thirteenth movies. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, is it the same thing? Is it the same thing? like the entertainment The government doesn't make the Friday of the thirteenth? No no I mean I mean from the point of view of why of why it's entertaining. I know it's not real But maybe we can't have real things so it's as close to real but maybe a macabre. maybe people want the real, but they can't have it in modern times. so they Friday the thirenth' have to do O hostile, which is sort of that, but you know, supposing that it is a real thing, then if you're rich, you can go cut somebody up. Oh, that's why I'm trying to do doing everything I can't be Iy' you retired? Eric. I don't have the money I need to. I don't have cutting people up money. P people up money.. Bloodort money. Yeah. I need that good blood sport money. then it turns into Hunting the most dangerous game, which is man. That's a real Oh yes. Yeah. Oh yeah, I need enough money to have like a big big like Safari ranch type place where people can run around and try to escape my goons. Yeah You think that's? actually probablyro. sureure, I don't know I mean, yeah, we don't right now. We're talking on something that, you know, the Roman thing happened. People would show up and it was a big show They go home they're all happy. Yeah, we saw that guy get eaten by a lion. Today with trarail Rs was theag. Oh they would put reallyally an entertainment. They would put like a GoPro on the lion's head. Now you th to see the whole thing Could you imagine watching somebody get eaten? No I find I think I to be in the front row. I can't even I can't even stomach, you know, like, you know really horror movie. When they're like children were sick, they were like left out in the cold, you know, like they did like exposure where they would like, as a way to heal them? No, it was like get out of here. Yeah. just be like what The cold's not going to make it. so You know, and like the that's what I heard is that and when Rome was really, really going strong. Almost everybody was on welfare thatesss I UBI Universal basic income and and u And then they buil all this stuff to entertain and whatever and you know, kind of keep people B busy What do you got? Was I wrong? I could be wrong. you know, I read a lot of stupid stuff. So it says no, not everyone, obviously, that's not what you're saying was on welfare. att its peak, the famous grain Dole supported about two hundred thousand adult male citizens living in the city of Rome This represented a fraction of the city's population. Yeah, becauseuse they were up to like, it was a million what was their population? likeike three million, five million? not too bad if it's mayaybe eight million Yeah if it's eight million, how many people that it supports? two hundred thousand It's not bad. But I think a lot of them though were they weren't they were like of decent rank They weren't like, uh, you know, the It's a riff raff. In its heyday, Rome had about a million people. So that would have been a fifth of the population. That's pretty. I mean, two hundred thousand That that's out of a million. Yeah, it's fine That's What's matter? What are you doing? What are you doing? Tim's upset about something. I'm not upset. S thingw I saw body language that made me think that he was upset. Nope. I think he's having an argument with his mustade. I't I didn't want to wins. I to gives it between. All right. Well, you know, they say that men think about Rome all the time. I don't, but we just had a good conversation about that. It wasn't a welfare system like we think of it as today. It was a political strategy used to prevent riots and keep the urban What do you think welfare is for play? All right, Smiling Mark says there's a big ri. This's interesting. Apparently Americans are having fewer babies. Excuse me. Oh, o, I'm sorry. You know, I've been sitting here for two and a half hours waiting for my segment. Oh, Paul, I am so sorry. You know what? No I don't get upset. Jared told me to be here at four. I'm here at four. And you were scheduled for yesterday as well. Right. You know what? I feel terrible. George, come on Hi, this is Paulse Stany, and this is Paulse Stanley's Music news. I'm Lvon Hessler Dctor So you do have some stories. I have a couple. Okay, well, I apologize, honestly. That's all right. And I hope you have fun Be that fun You know, I talked riding your bike around town and stuff. I did ride my bike. and you know I'm gonna to go to the fanfest because I love soccer so much. But you know, one hundred dollars hundred for selfy albary. I don't do the selfies If I happen to get recognized and somebody wants a quick photo, I'll do it. Okay, very nice. I don't char. I like it. I like it. You're getting chill in your're old. I have a lot of money. and besides, you know, the whole thing that's gonna to start soon so the money will start coming in. That's right. You got an animated kiss that's gonna go on tour for you. That's right. That's right. They're gonna be on stage like Aba the two u There's a lot of similarities between Kiss and Ebba. Yeah. you're thinking of Angel No, no, I'm thinking about thatbot because I could think of one similarity. What's that? Four letters in the name. Oh, that's right. simplicity. You start simplicity. Don't say Aba ladies were hot. Anyway, here's the new story for you. The children of two Rck and Roll leegends are going on tour together with their new band. But N Yeah. Yeah, you ready? I'm ready Nick Simmons Evan Stanley, the sons of kids rockers, Gean Simmondons and Paul Stanley. This is what you've been waiting two today days to give us this sw. It' veryy important. The duo have started releasing their music together and we'll play more than two dozen concerts this fall. Now they're fulk, they're not rocks I was going through YouTube once and one time, just once. That was the only time I was ever on YouTube. Yeah One time when I was on YouTube Probably a few weeks ago. I did come across Gene Simmons kid I don't know which one because it must have been a younger. Yeah have a daughter and a son. And that's it.. Okay, so this kid must be in his thirties now. because I remember when they did the familyamily Jewels thing, that kid was like a teenager or something, but not like thirteen more like seventeen Right I recall? Ah So I saw it and play an instrument or at least he wasn't that night. He's just kind of stands up and guitar. Oh does he? Yeah, I just saw a little bit of a thing Maybe I didn't give it enough time But it did seem to have more of like kind of a bluesy folk thing than Did you just crack yourself up? I No I just thought of something that Tim's son asked him the other day. but he was watching a kiss video. Oh yeah, what did his son ask? Did he chop down trees with his guitar Oh That's a greats great question. And the answer should have been yes, it's little side hustle. everyverywhere they go. they work up a little tree c will cut down your your will I'll make sure No. I have to say this because he has a book baby they have these books of rock stars, little kid the baby kisss and it's just cartoons And Jo goes, When's he going to stick his ton He's just asking theseions All right, back to being Paul Stanley. Yes, that's true Anne Wilson real quick has had some health problems lately, but the good news is she has A new album coming out called Consecrated Ground and the first single is available now. And is there any kiss connection one of your kids producing? No Anan Wil always loved Heartth their great band. All right. Well stick around, Paul. We don't have to do music news together. But just jump in and weigh in on the topics of the day. I'd tell something, Gene Simmons gave me a call and he says he'd like to He'd like to audition for the That for the music news thing We would huh? Well I don't know That's between you guys. I don't wantan to get, you know, Well, if it's him, he's my partner for life, so he can do whatever he wants. By the way, did Joey's not gay? He told me he's told me that he is firmly heterosexual. listen, I know what he said. I said what did he said? He said, I can help out with the news if Paul's not there and also I'm not trying to hit on you or nothing and I just like doing the news That's yeah. he said I he assured me that he was heterosexual. And I said, Gean, I knew that I don't know why you're going with that Smilea Mark says it's improved ob Must come down Spinning wheel. Got to go around. It's a crying sim. A Rot a painted pony let the spin wheel spin Rest and pase. Yeah yeah. here she comes. G got no home Rest in peace I'm trying to say rest in peace here. I didn't know that. David Clayton Thomas. Yeah. what a vice man. a singer. Yeah. eighty four eighty four. Hes sanging a Laura Niro song And when I die And when I die But I love her version of it, but I never heard him sing it. boy, he killed it. Yeah. I' never heard the's version. I think most people haven't heard Laura. I wrote it. She wrote a bunch of songs that were made famous by Linda Ronstad, and a bunch of other people But uh Yeah, they were I always wonder about blood sweat and tears. Be I gotta know what the timeline is. Great horns. Well, if someone is like Paul McCartney here blood sweat and tears and that's where got to get into my life come from or to David Clayton Thomas here got to get you into my life and thought. a sound sixty seven is when they got together And they did a version of Got to Get You into my lifeife that I think was a hit But it it's such that whenateever I hear on revolver thats to get you into my life, to me, I go Somebody from Bloodweat and Tears must have just heard this and gone, that's a sound. I think that's a genre. I think that the Beatles did it because when they sixty seven, so No, no, I know that. I'm just saying that I think that that was heard by David Clayton because it seems like they took the sound of that song, which no other Beatles song sounds like that. And they like it became the sound of Blood swweat and teears But now I thought that blood sweat and tears, and maybe I'm wrong, but I thought that they were just formed by like some like people that were in Yeah, Brassbam to Al Cooper was involved was Yeahah was it was probably a lot of session musicians and things like that. And then David Clayton Thomas and he wasn't he didn't You know, he he didn' He didn't have the sort of like rockstar look or anything like that. He wass a schlub. Yeah Wh a Slub? You know what I mean? Subby guy geeky looking. Yeah. kind know Christopher Crossish before Christopher Cross. Yes So u It was just great music I can't say Re music, like real instruments. Re well, just like anything before No kidding Yeah. They could say that about a lot. And I was listening to, I thought that the Rolling Stones album came out today and I because it's a third song And so you know how you download it and before it comes out, just the ones that they release play And so I was a little bit let down because I was driving to work. I'm like, Oh man, listen to the new Stones album. But I only heard three of the songs. It sounds great. Yeah. It sounds great. I mean, it sounds better than the last one And the last one was very, very good And it seems like maybe just in the three songs I've heard, there's a new one. check out, it's called Jealous Lover Uh, but It seemed like Maybe they fix the one thing I've only heard three out of fourteen songs, but They might have fixed the one thing that was a problem with hackney diamonds, which was kind of overproduction in the three songs that I heard. I didn't hear anything on mixed voice. Whereas with Hckney Diamonds, I didn't hear autoun, but there's a little pitch. correction kind of thing and angry and all that If the rest sounds like this, it opens with just like a Unbelievable heavy Rock I mean, it really sounds good. lot of radio will be playing it? No radio. Classic rock one of. they didn't play angry, which was just a fantastic single. And it's just, you know, I'm sorry, like, you know, radio now, music radio But they're not going to go in any direction. The idea If you're a classic rock lover, right and you love the Rolling Stones, the idea that you wouldn't be interested in a really good new single that's easy to love, that's not hard to love, which is what their last single was angry It just shows you. It's like now now we're going to play Gimme Shelter again I want to hear satisfaction like Like in their minds, a Rolling Stones fan would be offended if you played a new song I'll never listen to the station again It is stupid. It's dumb There's a classic rock. I don't know if there's if they're as big as they used to be You know, ten years ago, whatever people are beginning to age out. But then you got younger people now are being turned ont to classic rock band brought a whole generation of kids into classic rock music. Yeah, that's true. By the way, this is something that Paul Stanley did not cover Darrel Hall Yeah By the way, I don't think you have to say of Hoall of Notes, but I guess maybe. Darrel Hall of Hall of Ootes says very kind and generous person donated a kidney to him. got a He got a kidney. Wow. He didn't say exactly why or what, but the operation has happened. It' been successful and he's going back out of the road But not with that oats. Well oats' kind of a ye, they don't they're not like Yeah they're still Their fight's still broken up. like. Je and Ione in lifelong pll. I know. You love each other. That's very love. But in a weird way. told me that. Ge told me that. You know, when I had my ear replaced, we've heard the story. I woke up with my prosthetic ear. Yeah, I know. And when I opened my eyes, I saw Ge. Yeah And that's when you knew he was a brother. That's right. Maybe a new story Once every ten years. Yeah about the I think it's an important story. It is an important story. I'm just saying that we've all heard it. If you wake up, you know I rememember when you had your ear replaced Yeah and you woke up in your I had a series of operations when I was at. I had body part replacements. Well, I said Excuse me, not on your ear. No, many on my ear. That's why I have such bad bad. I've never been able to No, but they messed them up And then I ended up getting a treky out of me. and then I had to go back and get wasas gene there when he woke up? No, he was not. That's why I don't Wow, what what a nice tricky a. So I had like five operations in about bout a I don't know, three four or five months. That's And deaath in my ear tubes and such. Wait, I thought you got really a bad thing somethingone wrong Gitis when I was a child. I knew men in Jitus Yeah But isn't it the meningitis that? it seems there's a lot of scarring. everyvery time a doctor looks in there, they say, Ohh my God, there's so much scarr. Oh, yeah, that's that's how They're like, ew, what happened? No, thats It's always nice guys Whenever I go to a new physician and they check my ears for the first time, I just wait, it's always like There's a lot of scar. So I can't wrong with your ear If you ever see me try to walk down these very long halls here see I swear I go back and forth. I've never been able to I've never been able to ski or U do any kind of like can Huh I might. I can. I can't I could never skateboard when I was a kid. It's a sad sad thing, man. New Rolling Stones. Yeah this is the first song on the album. Good I sounded twisted ic. U Smot of M says u his it's is that it's Yeah, it's slow movie. Last segment of the week. Speak now or forever, hold you peace Just, you know, if any ofbody guys any, you know complaints or I don't have. George and I are on at six o'clock Sunday for the Sunday show with Tim and George. Oh, is that what it's called No?. No Sunday show with Tim and Georgeiated. He's just a b it's the Sunday show starring Timmy Andrews. starring. alsoso with o, okay. We had a feature. I thought it was starring Tim Andrews. And also George Clark. No with George Clark, I guess. Yeah. Kind of possibly he might be there for a second or two. Well, that's good. Y show is doing well. I think it' I hope so. guys. We haven't been air checked yet Oh boy, I remember those days. I remember those days. the air checks it was going be someome of the worst days of my life air checks. You haven't had to do one probably in thirty years. I have refused to do them since about At least yeah. out about thirty years. You did him at ninety six Rck. I remember Early on. Yeah. early on. So I would say I have been air check free in my life Since two thousand Yeah aboutout thousand. You you ready to sit down with Pete Briggs No, we would say No, the thing is and I still with Ken, I'm very I can be managed. I want to be someone who's managed. It's just that I've just explained to people that just doesn't work with me. It's not You know, it's just the best way to manage me is if you're hearing something that you're wondering about You see me in the hall, just ask me about it. Okay. And like I'll and I'm not I'm not an idiot. like if Sometimes people make sense. sometometimes I'll explain and and they'll go, hey, okay, I get it. And sometimes I think to myself, usually When something is going getting to a point to where a program director wants to talk to me about it Mentally in my mind, I've already said that's probably a stupid thing. We need to get rid of it or something like that. That's usually the way that it goes. And who' a program director to argue with somebody who has four refrigerators. That's right. And that's really and I am I'm not long and short of it. I'm not unwilling to play that card during the conversation. Right If I need to. Yeah. And all of them have freezers. It sort of resets. Okay. No, no, no, they don't or you also have a freeom? No No, no, no You have a freezer Yeah, of course. Yeah, there's a freeget isten first of all, I can't believe how much I take for this. Let's make sure they one, two, three pllus a freeze Yeah. Hey, I'm paying the electric bill, pal. and let me tell you something. It's something I'm not happy with this situation. I'm trying to talk to my wife about, hey, there's only two of us who live here now. My wife still cooks for the family, but the family's not there. You know what I mean? It's really hard to pair down meals. It's really, really hard. I can't get across it's like, no, you need to like on Mondays, you just go to the store and you get enough for the week, and then that's all She's just so used to you know, having family and all that. She can't. I mean, she gives she gives me my dinner before I leave like I eat at like eleven thirty. Every day And eleven thirty in the morning. Right, right beforefore I come here And it's like today. it's like she just, she still thinks I'm twenty five or something And she wants to feed me like I'm twenty five years old. I guess I what she make for you She made this delicious pork thing and it was covered in pastries and it was cut and it was. It was delicious. But she gave me like it was cut into like there were like ten huge chunks. I don't eat like that anymore. I I can't get I guess it's at one point tonight Well, yeah, but I mean, it's just like at one point I must have just been eating everything in sight and she got used to that Eric and I just don't eat like that anymore Man, it's so difficult, you know? L I have too many refrigerators I have too much delicious food. My lobster' too buttery. wifes. W you know, making all this wonderful food you're always a her. She makes you she sets caviar out for you and you just throw it out into the woods. it