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From The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E127 - Boozy Woozy — Jun 30, 2026
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Thanks for listening to the Bond Hessler Doctrine podcast. Follow the Doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content. The von Hessler doctrine begins right now. I'm your host Eric von Hessler Surrounded by most but not all of the doctrinaires, Tim Andrews has the week off Autumn Fisher is here. George Clark is here Jared or as he's now known, Gerod Yamamoto, an upgrade, I don't know, a changing of the brand. I don't know. just wants to be hip and cool as he sees forty coming over the horizon. I don't know. but I call him my old friend Gerod Yamoto. I like that. It's got a kind of kind of a French feel to it. It does It does. It would be like You exxactly on him. Yeah. You don't want to be like that D Pardeau guy though, because he didn't work out for him. boy, that whole thing came crashing down. He was quite the actor. You probably don't remember him. Gerard de Pard. He was a de Pald he was in French Yeah, see that was like a Rom com R That was like a Rom did that one RM com. It was a passpt or Gencald. Yeah. was called Greenard. But he was in a lot of like art house movies thingsings like that. he was He was also skinny at one point, which, you know is very difficult to believe now when you look at him. But And was was never skinny. Yeah. And but he wasn't that one I remember when like being in that one Rom com just as he was starting to lift up on the weight But the wake got out of control and then what it was like he's like a harasser of women and all I think a sex pest. Yeah, it's a sex pest and he went to court. I don't know if he won that or if he didn't U but u All I could say is you know, he's been some good movies from the nineties. I don't know how to Depard donon't We are off and running on this Tuesday afternoon. If people tuned in wondering if there was going to be a lot of humor, Well they just found out There isn't. But it's okay. And what's up with that song? Isn't it ironic?'t there's something There's nothing ironic in there at all We're going to cover it all today, ladies and gentlemen, the things thatone else. We're not afraid We're not afraid to go after Aantis Morisette song from the Mid nineties twenty That's what we do here on the v. We don't have any fear. We break it all down. That's right. That's right. withithout any fear whatsoever, exxcept the normal fear, you know, like losing your paycheck. But other than that. Other than the whole, I'm not gonna do or say anything that loses a penny, besides that, we're fearless wants you to know. As long as I don't think it's going to hurt my bottom line, I'll say it And that's my guarantee. Ain't nobody got touch. It ain't nobody except for the person who pays Nobody except for person who wr signs the checks other than that I'm just going to be loose. let it go Is there a person that actually signs the check still? I think it's done Thom. I don't know the money.'s all d pos the money. I don't even know what money is anymore. It's like backed by anything. so it's kind of nothing. Well, it's just like digits. It it' like I remember when I first started working I was You know, I had no what A taxes I would probably take home like one hundred and twenty dollars or one hundred and forty dollars for two weeks work in a, you know, as a Working in a restaurant. No this's a different time. That was different money in nineteen eighty five or whatever. but I remember taking I didn't have a checking account So I would take each check to the bank And luckily I had a friend who was a banker. So they didn't put me through the rigama role. She'd known me since I was three. So she knew who I was And so I would and it was just like, okay, now I get it. So I worked for two weeks and they gave me a piece of paper And then I gave that piece of paper. I went to the bank And the bank opened up the money drawer And they gave me money. It's just like, okay, I get it. I worked. I got this money. Now my money just goes into the bank And then I look like I'll spend it on a credit card. So it never became manifest real. Right. It was always just like this It was never liquid. Yeah these digits. It's just like these digits that floating all around us. Yeah. It's like, well, he's owed this amount of money. Hey, if he ever comes in and asks for cash, you gott to give him this much, but he never will. No one ever does. Run on the bank Yeah, we don't have runs on the bank anymore. The bank runs us. Oh man My goodness gracious. so we often run it That's just the kind of show it's gonna be All we need is the bellard and we've got runny nose Oh, she has a runny nose nez know you always get sick. How do you get sick during this time of your I'm not sick. Iergies're mister allergy.ergies during this time. What are you talking about? She's in Baltimore. They got those cherry blossoms in DC. they fly all the way overhere right now because it's in the spring. The spring is when you experience the majority of the pollen allergies. He's calling you a liar. I don It realize I'mirect Tell my name to your f. Is it possibly the abundance of cocaine? I've been hearing stories that have cropted mean She' doing it to get like hot. doing it to awayight. Just a bump. Just a bump. It's been a lot of snow Dooty bump. right now, let's do it now a booty bump Yeah bootyum Is that like it? We only Oh, I thought a booty bump was, you know what? we're here. We should have sex. I'm just not in the mood. Give me a bump. Okay. Let's do it. Yeah You never have that where the moment is laid out there, but there's just one thing that's not there. I'm not really in the mood happaens from time to time. Yeah. occasionally. And then you miss the window And then the kids come back from wherever the hell they are. Well, you don't just got to do it. You don't have any, you know what? there is such a thing as maintenance sex. There's ye ye There's I've always there's there's crazy, you know, let's the moment. All that stuff. But then there's also within a relationship, there's maintenance sex, which is, hey, it's been a, you know, we should probably just, you know, because we're a couple And during that one, you know, you can just You know, you used to imagine your wife making up some sort of shopping list in her mind. Well that's the thing at first, it's like that. And then you kind of get into it and then you're like, oh that was cool. I'm glad we did that. Yeah. It's like you can find out. I didn't even know that I was actually in the movie. You know what? Yeah, I thought I was doing it just for you, but it turns out there was a little bit of me involved there as well. Yeah It's like it's like going to the gym You don't want to ever go to the gym. but once you're there, you end up working out, and the key is onnce you good. You feel good afterwards,? Once feel good about yourself that you went and did it Onceie onnce you tie those shes and you walk into that gym, you're like, let's go. Yeah. I'm ready. I don't know the world. I've only ever gone to I've only been a member of Pick up your wife. Once in my life There was one period in my life. I guess I was probably twenty. five or six or something like that. and the station that I worked for like free memberships at this gym that was you could just walk to almost in the station And so I was I did that for a little while, but I didn't It was one of those gyms where people would show off. that hasn't changed. can assure you. you know. it's just like you're just kind of doing your thing and then you're just listening to Oh yeah, whyy do I want to hear that? Well, now people put their phes Are you performing over there? What are you doing? Well, now people put their phones in front of the America and they do that same noise So that's what got me out of the gym, not laziness. I that's just you know,''m I'm protesting. Really is what I'm doing. I'd love to go to the gym every day, but as long as those people are there. And then they have the other gym for losers. I won't say the name, but basically they're like, Hey, we don't care. comeome on. you rollly pooly, come in here and were w't laugh at you and blah blah blah. and that's gotta be like, you know, how much motivation That so welcome. Yeah How much motivation? workout Strawberry moon. I saw the strawberry moon last night. And did you get some sort of super powers that you didn't have?t All the powers of a strawberry Did your hair go strawberry blonde? Is that what your hair is right now? What is your natural hair color It's like a dark blonde. a dark like it's like, you know, is it brown? no, Is it blonde? No? No, it's dirty blonde. It's like naturally blonde They's called dirty blond, right I know but that's what they used to call me when I was a kid. They would say I was a dirty blonde But that was because of they found the magazines in my room. Why do you care about the language so much? I don't like it' dirty. It's like dirty. Wh so Some women are dirty, some men are dirty. I'm not talking about that. I'm saying as I don't want to have anything like I'm dirty. How How about mud blonde? Would that be That's worse. dirty. Yeah, That was like I don't like it. I ay Suzy blonde. How about that Szy. Yeah, Sluty blond. Suty bl. That she celebrates the lady. Incomplete blonde. Sex worker blonde. Wanna be blonde. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Not quite blonde. Good effort, not quite there I'm looking in Gemini now, Apparently it could be dishwater blonde. See? Is that nasty? Nobody wants to drink dishwater. Toilet water blonde. Tilet water blonde. Diarrhea blonde That' That's what they used to call me. I don't know. Dishw E changes, you know, E changes as you get You get used to saying one thing like, o, this is my hair color, this is my eye color. Th then you wake up one day and your hair's white and your eyes aren't what they used to be. That's what happen to me. My eyes changed. I used to be hazel eyes, but I don't think I am anymore I lost that little kind of like greenish brown that was in there that was so intoxicating for others. D People liked my eyes. and now I' just got I'm just got theirir eyes I can take them around everybody eyes. Special amountem, functional eyes. Fctional. they work.oring. They work They still they still work these days. I have to say. They're cryingry every night. No, but they are crying. Oh you. They're crying. You are always glasses though since I was fifteen that moment, I've had glasses Uh yeah, well, I mean, same thing. I mean, I've always been near sighted. So once I in Louisiana where I lived and I was fifteen, You can get a driver's license, which is pretty much Full on. I don't remember a whole lot of restrictions Um, but uh I couldn't drive at night because I couldn't see signs that were way down the line. so I had to get glasses And now I love glasses. backack then I wasn't a big fan of them. Now I love them because they cover up the old man eyes Well then you could also personalize them too. That add's a little style. Yeah, I personalize them with these cost me about fifteen dollars on Amazon. There you go. They're blue blockers Yeah, because I don't need so the only reason I wear them here is because I like to cover up the old man eyes Because I need to be able to read. I'm near sighted if I wore my other glasses, my prescriptions, I wouldn't be able to read because I have my stuff right here. So' there's a little trick right there. That's the only reason I wear these damn things is so that you can't see how old my old man eyes actually are. Conspiracy. George a magic trick, I tell you. This is George's arena here. Do you really think the blue blockers work My conspiracy ises they don't work. No, they block blue. You can tell because you can go like that and know, pull them up off your eyes and you can see a lot of blue. You will be surprised. You'll be surprised when you start wearing blue blockers. Now there is somewhat of a reason for them because I've suffered from Headaches for years and I don't know whether it's I don't know if I'm just making it up in my brain or not, but they seem to help with that because of all the blue light, you hear about the blue light. But you'd be surprised U I sound like Trump there. Yeah, you hear about the blue light. You hear about it. You'd be surprised. You know, they say When that if you just take them up and down on your eyes, you can see when you pull them up how different the world looks. There's so much blue. Okay. I mean, look at the sky. There's a lot of blue out there. You see when you look at the sky Yeah it's a blue blocker to be gray.. It kind it kind of turns everything a little bit yellowish. Okay. What are you alleging, Jared? that I don't know. I just So they remember when the blue calling me names? Absolutely not. Should I have been offended there? Somebody let me know if I should have been offended because I don't want to miss that opportunity. You bllue fool. when blue blockers first came out I felt like The idea was that they were beneficial for your eyes just in general to block that that spectrum of light. And I feel like It makes sense to block that, but is it really helping your eye out that much? Well, I don't know about your eye, but I'm saying is it can help with your with your headaches. possibly long It could be psychosomatic. I don't know. Long term screen time That's what it is Yeah Yeahah. And the blue is blocking. If you that's what is hurting people's sleep habits because they're screen screen, screen, blue, blue blue, then all a sudden they want to try to go to sleep. Now that's part of it. Also another part of it is that they're up till four o'clock in the morning masturbating. but you know, there's there's you got to put together exactly how much of what is actually causing these sleep deprivation crisis in this country I don't know Seems like it took off once the internet was around somewhere in the nineties. see, I'm very guilty of using my phone at all points. You' gonna say. ero. Okay Zero'. already. I never maintenance people. not touching that phone. Yes I'm very guilty of doom scrolling late at night like that and I everyverybody your age does. Well, and everybody does. I recently got my eyes checked. It was the first time I got my eyes checked in about like six years and they're perfect better than perfect. Well, that's the DNA. That's just you No. I know It's because the lig are very. They makes you go blind Okay, hold on. Well, it isn't the phone, this what's on the phone.. It's so Oh yeah, but you had Lzic surgery. That I figured though that doesn't count. The Ts that out there like, I'm thirty seven and I've got better than perfect eyesight. Oh, by the way, asterisk, I had Lzy. I surgically perfect Listen's hang on. let's get some contact. I had them chiseled down to where there have perfectic though your vision still does over time start to discause you just got it like five years ago. that. I was seventy nine. I'm thirty seven now. Oh my God. You you believe that?. And I recently got I gott to look at you and feel old. You know, can I be anybody at any point in my life Stop getting older. That's the It would be that's that's that's the plan. there Unfortunately, there's only one way to do that If I can find a second way, there's only one way to actually stop getting older. If I can find well, there's that. takes too much work T much work, trying not to die. When the kids were really little, I would be like, o, never get bigger. And I was like, no, wait, no, do get bigger. Yeah because then if you don't get bigger than that. You know, the thing with kids and you're about halfway through the journey there Yeah in terms of them being of legal age because it's an all your life kind of thing. You'll worry about your kids. it's just like it never ends It doesn't matter they're out there. but you're about halfway through the we're going to get to legal aidge thing. And this is what happens. It happened to me. It happens to everybody. When you're in it, it seems like forever. and then once they can vote. Um it you just go, well, where did where did that time go? Like that it'll seem like Yeah wow, that was like four. years or something and it will have been. But when you're in it, it seems like forever this is never going to end. Well, especially when they're really little like yeah, that's that's the they call it the longest shortest time Yes. Yeah, because it feels It's like you have to look at the clock. so slow because you're so bored. L you can only love your kid so much. But at some point you're just you're still an adult. It's like watching like a monkey across the screen going Yeah. Yeah. And you're like, I need a little more entertainment than this. Yeah. And then and then, you know, flash flashes forward to Lick They're arguing with you like about whether Harry Potter is a good movie or not, you know? And where where do you stand on an argument Oh, I don't I'm pretty bored with Harry Potter My daughter and I actually had a little bit of an interesting conversation about Dobby, the house ellf I've never seen it so But everybody else has. It is it is controversial. He comes from a race of beings, these little elves that They want to be slaves, basically, like they want to work. They want to serve. They treated poorly. But say they want to serve Sure, they want to serve. So Hermione in the story at some point tries to like rescue a group of them and they refuse her and they go back But Dobby is weird because he wants to be free. and the only way to free a house ellf is to give them a gift So anyway, Yeah. So I was saying like, no They are conditioned to think that this is the way that life should be. And she was like, no, they like it. They like serving people. and they like. But you were saying the same thing She was saying the same thing. She just didn't understand the context becausecause you're saying that they think that they like serving. She's just saying no they do., But I was telling her about like actual slavery and some arguments were made. Oh yeah, no, people do make Well, because those arguments are madeer that way. Well we treated them well Yesndrome. And also, you know, yeah, once you, you know take people from their native habitat and put them someplace else And then generations go by and then, you know, people you don't know other things. And so they can point Hey, that guy he seems to be happy. It's like, well, that's not the point. The point is that this is, you know, just a horrific industry owning other people. It doesn't matter if if you can find one person who's happy, that doesn't really make your point. Yes. We didn't go too far into it, but I did I was recording our conversation because I thought it would be funny for her to hear later, you know? Okay, you didn't post it. No, no, no, no. I don't do that. Hey, my daughter's a racist. Be I want herard to hear like it's interesting, you know, like a kid's logic, that would make sense. Yeah. And I remember I think I might have told you guys, my dad one time asked me, we're watching We're watching Indiana Jones and some people were like or stunt people or dummies were falling off of this bridge into this river with crocodiles And he asked me like, how do you think they did that? And I was like, u and I thought about it. And I thought, well maybe they found people that wanted to die and just filmed that. You know, because it was a kid. I don't know. You know, that's a brilliant thing to do because you're kind of like killing two birds in one stone. Sure. You're welcome. but they want to die, You get what you want. Makes sense How old were you, by the way You say kid. Exactly how old were you when this one? It was a couple weeks ago. No, it was you've been shered since then. A lot. I don't know when it was. It's probably Are we talking thirteen or seven? like like seven. Okay, al right ye. then you get away with it. Yeah you're allowed. I feel like all I would say up through the age of eight You just get a pass for me. someomewhere about nine or ten Then I'm going to hold it to some of your. not all, and maybe not most if or I would say like your actions Like if you're tan and you do something you know is wrong somebody sick doesn't, you know, they even if they think they know, they don't really know what knowing what's wrong They can't control their like impulses. So like I think one time my son poured milk ust his cup of milk just poured it on his plate first random act, you know my my dad was like I was like, Dad, he doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah, he's just like he did it because he went, Oh, I wonder what this would look like., look at that. That was kind of fun. Whoops See that's when you gott to take them and you gott to send them to bed for seven years. Yeah learn their lessons. Ite seems like he needs boarding school atem. Yeah. It's time into military. like to shame the kids Yeah It seems to psychologically it's good for them later in life. Oh is what I've heard. This should be a name of an improv group pillilt. Oh, hey throwing you get throwing old group I How do you know about that group? Have Irought them up around? of course you have know. I don't know I talk about. I talk so often stantly right now. I don't know what I say. What do you want me to show up and not talk? That wouldnt work How would how you complain about your income now? What do you think' going to happen if I show up and I don't even speak? I would love to be able to do it like it's like a performance art thing. It would be great, you know, fourour hours of It's actually you have to have something going Cre it's part of the law. You can't just have dead air. What do you think it would be? What would you choose What do you mean what would I choose? Like if I said nothing, I would say nothing. That's what I would choose. Yeah, but the sound, you'd have to have a sound. So like what sound do you think you would use to like represent silence from you E B, buah, re not your voice I'm saying like, would't you play say something? or like maybe like a ticking clock or Okay, I would play I don't know. I thought no, the idea I thought was just silence That's what I was going to I think That's the performance art. Nobody's going to report on a broadcaster who went on his show and played some kind of background music for four hours. But if I could actually succeed four hours of just in front of the microphone, all the bakes And I look like I'm all about to say something, but I never do. and then we get then it's time for traffic and new. Oh, that would be fun. comeome back Yeah Yeah, just as I start I finally get an idea and then it's time for well like this, the music starts playing. You know what I mean? We got to go now ' talking about the blue blockers. and that reminded me. I'm always fascinated by this. That the ancients, like the ancient Greeks did not have a specific word for the colored blue. Like they saw it as part of green or vbe I don't know. it's just so bizarre. It's it's ubiquitous. the colored blue. I mean, the sky for what How would they look at the Aegeanea or the Mediterranean I don blue. They did see. I mean, obviously they saw what we saw They just didn't have a they just didn't think oh that that deserves a word. They got lumped in with other colors. bizar. That' crazy. Be for a while people thought that they didn't see the color blue because they they weren't writing it down. L they weren't we were getting other colors that had been written into ancient documents and whatever. and they never saw blue, but Quite obviously, they saw exactly what we saw. You can't not see the color of the sky. it's different words for blue that was maybe more. Yeah, no, the words were black, green or violet Like they they no. They did.m this is what I'm being told. No, no, you're sort of right. You're you're doing the almost like the u they say they say That's what they never knew. But no, they had different they had words. They just didn't have blue I had You know, they had like you said, it was like in different families of greens and I see an example here in the Odyssey, Homer described the ocean as wine Dark sea Mm. Interesting. But I mean When's the last time you had blue wine? Maybe it's something about Star Wars or something. I don't know. It just seems odd to me. It's such a color. that that's blue milk. huh? And Star Wars is blue milk. Isn it? Yeah, it's blue milk the hell Like they would have kid things. I'm a supergirl man. I know. I I looked it up Yes. because I know about what you're. I looked it up too, Lady, don't think I didn't look it up. Allright So I knew about it because I went to college. Oh then you're really trying to drop a hammer. You really You're really pushing this whole I graduated from the eighth grade and dropped out of school. You're really pushing this thing hard All right, go ahead. So a word for Cor of blue. It just wasn't It was one word and it meant like clear light blue All right So we interpret it as clear light blue. They just had a word for that specific. What if it wasn't clear light blue? What if it was dark blue? What was their col? Th then they they might interpret that as like a b The wine sea It just seems odd to me I mean, I know. they saw what we saw and whatever. it just it just seems like it's ubiquitous. The color blue is everywhere. You'd think theyd go, you know what? we need we need a name for that Nothing spepecifically No, but I mean specifically, specifically not the what people are seeing over time is they got a lot of different names for it. you know, they don't they didn't have ninety names for y. They didn't have an umbrella. I guess for just Bue Exactly. Thank you very much.. I rest my case. Now I'm going home. Nothing. I'm going home. I won this one. I'm going out to the I'm going out to Yes, I did in my mind.'s all that matters they're in it. I don't think you won. I think I guy. I think the hell know what I think I smashed into the ground. What you' not going to be. I think I'd be both of you guys because I mentioned earlier at the top of the show that I think blue blockers don't work. I think it's a conspiracy. Yeah and the ancient Greeks proved there because they didn't have a color for blue. That's why they knew that the whole thing was a scam. They knew it still validated. Thank youark bllockers. What are you drinking?ine? I'm sorry I couldn't see it I want to go out. I want to leave and go out on my to the dangerous heat. What is it? one hundred and thirty five heat index outside Today I worked outside and I wore black. That was the biggest mistake.? You had to get outside to know that that was gonna happen? I mean, hereere's the deal I know it didn't have to be one hundred seven, but I mean, anything really context here? That's not it's boring. Context is boring. It's fun just to go. It was just it was a just mock. You were outside, you were black. It was just an easy workout t shirt And and I decided it's not like I was like wearing like a suit or anything like there. But I did someone say you'd go to a funeral and then you werere like Exactly. Yeahes. somebody said that exly. Was it an actual easy workout? Yeah. Well it had a brand on there that has something with workout and the title. So o. But I mean with the workout itself, was it easy? Workout. I by the end of it was hurtting you like ten pounds four times or something? That was an easy workout. It reminded me of I was so tired when I got back to my house, it reminded me of doing summer camp as a kid where I was like dying of heat exhaustion at the end of it. where I loved it. Where I was like, I just all I wanted was a nap when I got out of the house But but you know what? lesson learned I won't wear black. Well, it's not my workout. I thirty seven years of age. it took you that long You don't wear black on one of the hottest days of the year. That's nice. That' good. I thought that I was stronger But I'm not a black absorbs, right Yes. and I I was soy, you want to wear white because that reflects from head to toe, drenched in sweat. Oh I bet you smelled wonderful. Oh, I'm sure. Well stinky Yamamoto coming the h doesn't pour me. it's sw. sweat doesn't smell. No. That's why people smell because they sweat. No, if the sweat doesn't smell, it's the bacteria that's like the sweat All right, it still happens while you're sweating. If you're not sweating that bacteria in there. You probably don't you could just be real wet with sweat you don't necessarily stink. Oh I can No to yourself, you don't. it's not for you to decide. It's for others. You When you're sweating like that, if you want to know, you gott to go to a neighbor or a stranger and say, Hey, do I stink? Ster time do that know Strangely, the Greeks did not have a word for sweat. Yeah, strangely. They had an umbrella of words of sweat, I believe. I've been saying that since the eighth grade. So it's a heat advisory. What's that mean? Stay hydrated? Everybody Stay hydrated. Now, let me waste your time for the next five minutes and tell you how to stay hydrated As if you don't know I would recommend lots of water But I'm no expert. I'm not one of your experts. Don't be taking it at my word. but I think one really good way to stay hydrated is to drink a lot of water, but not too much. You don't want that whole brain thing to happen. Do you want to hear what this is encephalit is? Where you drown Yeah, your brain don't drown your brain. Do you want to hear what the CDC says are symptoms of heat exhaustion? Well, hold on. let Okay, let me guess. let me guess. All right Feeling faint. Aicecept woozy. Okay. Cck. Okay, that's in there.. Oh, what else would there be? Oh I know, I know feeling woozier. Okay That would be in there, right? Yeah kind of kissing cousins with that first. Al alsoso feeling completely and totally woozy I think Wooy is the Once you start feeling woozy, what a cool I didnven't say that word that often in my life Cool work Lzy. Because it's kind of like boozey, it's kind of the same thing but without booze He's boozyoozyoozy. Woozy boozy. Woozy, boozy. So that's what I think. Once you start feeling woozy and then you realize, oh, I've been out in the sun without a hat for the last four hours I think I might have a good diagnosis for you I think that you're too hot and you need to hydrate And like I said, I'm no expert, but I think water is the go to in that situation. Autumn doesn't like water, so I don't know what she does, but Well, I have rabies and I have a fear of water. And so I'd like for you to respect that, please. I do respect that. That's the you, that's you, that's only you, that's special. And you know what? I think I think the whole world should bend toward that Same. Your knes. Thank you. Well, of course, it's the way that it should be If you're ever concerned and feel' your journey Don't talk to me, talkal to her. It's her journey. It is her journey. Autumn. If you feel like you're like you're expering. Like you're experiencing heat exhaustion, just go to the CDC's website and they'll give you a whole list. Okay there was a list more than Wzie drink water website. Yeah. can you imagine you like gas But it' the CDC no not dot com. Is it It's centers. Oh, it' centers. I always forget it centers And they don't get their hydration Der What else is on there? Headache nausea, dizziness. We had that on a daily basis. Iritability, thirst, heavy sweating, experxienceced that earlier. Okay. so. So heavy sweating. Yes. and oh, and an elevated don't those two always go together? Not always, I guess. Well, if you're dealing with heat stroke, they would be together. Yes. You would be sweating because your body temperature is elevated It's interesting. Are there people out there that don't know this that are above the age of Twelve Like is it possible that there are people like I feel I better go to the government and ask them what's going on in my body because I go to the government. I feel hot. the hell is going on? Thank. If somebody nine hundred eleven even nine hundred eleven, just your local police agation. Hey. If somebody tell my Congress, yeay, come on out of here, we're opening up a hose We are offering a service guys here on ninetiney five five WSB. in case you did not know, now you know. Now you. now you know what to do.' going to be out at the quick trip on Pastry Industrial with a hose. Yes. comeome on by. He's going to spritz you. Ctesy of WSB.' spritz you down and also, yes, it's very important to know the facts And if you need a CDC, if so if you're if you're feeling thirsty, Again, I'm no expert drink water Now I thought I'm noticing like local news They're featuring people. talalking about how hot it is. I know that on a day like that.'s I want to turn on my local news station and I want to see other people from the community. is hot me how hot it is. Just remember guys. And by the way, hold on, I never once think that that local news station is just phoning in. When I see that? I never once think it's oh, pull that lever. We do that every single time there's a Especially the first really hot day. No you know, we have not seen yet is when the local news goes out and they take an egg and they fry it outside. I see that That's coming No it's That's coming. although I'm looking at what is this Fox Fod we were just watching the match. This is This is, I'm sorry. I love the braves. Talk about bad s Coming up next, the Braves talk the World Cup. Well, I gotta tune into that. I I got toa see what the Braves players are saying about the World Cup. How about the Braves folks? Yeah they all love it. Okay. I'm not even going to watch your report. Here's my guest. pull up polymarket. I want to put it a position. Every Brave you talked about loved and admired the World Cup players. I'm guessing without even watching. Tullly the braves are not focused on the World Cup and focused on getting that division lead back to where it were they're squandering squandering. Well it did seem like they were getting out too You know, it's like a racing thing You know, sometimes you can get out too you can get too far ahead and then everybody else can kind of line up get in a draft and run you down fastter. Oh yeah. We were overachieving for the majority of the season and now the We are starting to show the missing pieces that we have. and we need to go after. And you're saying that the Braves are can be a very great puzzle, but they're missing a piece or two. M I think a pitcher You want Mike Mike trout. I want Mike Trout and I want a piter. That's what I want. I think Mike trout cost like four hundred thirty five million dollars No they're going to be in this position again. go for it Go for it braves. C come on, we got give them half million giveive a billion dollars. Let's go Can you imagine if Elon Musk owned a baseball team? Oh Huh, you're having trouble. Oh, oh, you're having trouble Freddy Freeman, figure it out. I'll tell you what, how about if I pay you a billion dollars a year Oh yeah, okay. it stays for the Braves. Every just hire everybody to come to the Braves It will been contributing movies You know, there's there's a lot we haven't really talked politics yet in this hour, but there's a lot two Supreme Court cases Um that I think mean one of them means that we're going to get a lot more of Elon Musk money. in the midterms Um And a lot of politics to get into like that, but We'll get to that in the in the four o'clock hour. No we're get you. We're not gonna to miss any pieces. We're not going to miss any pieces. trout is come pz No, Mike Trout. No, I don't have trouble with Mike Trout It's just the jor my, you know, politics being You're Mike Trout Politics to me is my Chrison night. I wake up every day and think, man, I love my job, but gonna make I'm gonna have to talk about some politics. G gott to talk about Mike Trout again. I have to talk about Mike Trout one more time I don't know. I guess the braves should go do that. willill they I don't know. They're owned by Liberty media. They they can't they don't they're not the doodgers. They don't just pay anybody to come to the team. If they're serious about maintaining the division lead and actually going after a worldorld series, they need to make a splash I like Mike Trout, but I'd be happy with other choices too. There are other players who go out there as well. Thisn't Mike Tout Mike Trout is interesting because I wouldn't know him if you walked through here, but I know his name I've never watched him play baseball U I've never watched. I mean, I went to an Anahheim Angels game back in nineteen ninety five. That's the last Anahim Angel. they called Anahheim now, whatever they're called I believe they were they were they were the Los Angeles Angels of Anahim. Right. I'm not exactly sure. I think they've gone back to Anahim. I've never but it's's everybody From the outside looking in with athletes. We all think that they're like us Boy they want a championship more than anything else in the world. And there are the Tom Brady' and the Mahomes and people like that that are wired that way. But most athletes and you can see in Mike Trout, It's like a job and it's a skill and he just went somewhere where they paid him An ungodly amount of money And I don't think he ever thought this is a team that is going to compete for a World Series. have they even Have they been close while he's been on there now? Not really. But he doesn't care. He's making like five hundred million dollars for I don't know, an eight year contract or was it ten years? whatever insanely long contract. It like this goes to show and it makes sense. We all, we're fans, right But they're business people And it makes sense that the decisions aren't made based on Can I win a championship? necessarily for most, mostly. How much money could I make in my career? whichich is limited by my age. Right? By the way, he's in the middle of a twelve year four hundred twenty six point five million dollars comp.. He's in the middle. That means the braveses gott to pick up I don't know how much of that was front loaded, but there's a couple hundred million in there. Looks like he is a free agent in twenty thirty one, so we'd pick him up for the next four years I think that's fine. G go for it. Why not The window is closing on this brave team. go. The window is closing. G. I don't open back up somewhere down the line. Yeah, when I'm old. Yeah. Well, that could give you something on the way out Wn' beice? Wouldn't that be nice as you're about to shake off the mortal coil and leave the planet Earth, your braves win a worldld series like know there' likeike you could be in the hospital with tubes all full of you, you just point to the screen like I'm happy I had a come out jop. I' happy that here in the year twenty seventy two or whatever the hell is I don't know. I don't know how long you're planning on living My genetics say that I one side the family. genetics say your genetics say about being hit by a bus. you know, it's not things happen. That's true. It's not all just based on your genetics. That's true. Well Getics come into play if you never get hit by a bus. I think my whole thing was my genetics are going to cancel themselves out because on one side, my mom's side of the family, they don't typically live that long. Yeah Dad's side though, they live insanely. somewhere in the middle of So I think probably the eighties. The eighties? Yeah I see theyies, but you're gonna live your be ninety seven. Hey, look, I was sixteen in nineteen eighty. I already did the eighties. And it was a fun. It was a blast But you know, something I realized now, it took me a while. it ain't never coming back. So you know, I hope that your eighties turn out to be as fun is my eighties did. 'Cacauseuse I don't see myself getting into the the eighties I don't know. You never know where you. Absolutely. I don't see Eic I don't see it. You've got those freak you're gonna to live to be like ninety seven. I'm telling. I guess most my parents, I think both my parents got into their eighties, I think. I'm not sure. My mother certainly did. I'm going on polymarket. I'm putting ninety seven for you. Oh ninety seven. That's what I got Autumn says ninety six, just to. I'm gonna do it tomorr. I'm tomorow and then I'm going gonna to kill you. Well, put your position in on polymet first. I at least want you to make some good money out of it. Thank you Power two of the Bond Hessler doctrine begins right now Watching the Norwegians do that rowing thing. Guaranteeed the Minnesota Vikings will be doing that in the middle of the season, this sure. Well, let's see how Kyler Murray does If he gives them the opportunity to do it all That's true. That's true. They may be a broken franchise. It may not happen much or Who knows saw last year Not worse at first, but you could have kind of a situation like that this year. Who knows So, uh I like that one guy whoo's the Norwegian guy that they are always he puts the Viking helmet on after the Oh the Goofall. Yeah. Yeah like in Holland. Yeah. he's wearing like a big cowboy hat in the stands. I don't I like his personality. I know I a lot about him. So when you brought up Elon Musk earlier, I kind of pushed it off to this hour Although you weren't exactly talking about what all the politics involved, but it reminded me because of one of these Supreme Court decisions today How much more power Elon Musk and his ilk are going to have in future elections. and some of that we can see through what you brought up. because what is this movie citizen? Vigilante. Yes, that was called Citizen Vigilante And it's army hammers comeback. Yes. Now I thought I should be army hammers u agent if you really wanted people. interested in and curious about Army Hammer's movie comeback. He should have made a movie about cannibals likeike he's on an island or something, you know, just lean right into it and go into th and we're going to make the best cannibal movie ever. People are not going to be able to reject this. It's going to be the backrooms of Cannibal movies But anyways, it's it's it's it's I guess consonsidered to be a more extreme death wish Charles Bronson had a series of movies that were like You know, I think it was Chicago or New York City or something where he would get on the subway and directly addresses immigrants, which is Yes. And so I guess Germany refused to certify this thing because they said that it would inspire violence against Migrants So uh Elon Musk said, well, you know, it's having trouble finding a distributor and all that And Elon must said, Well, I'm putting it up on X for free or something like that. From Thursday until Sunday. whichich, you know, fine, but it goes it shows you You know, whether you like the movie or don't like the movie, I haven't seen the movie. My understanding is it's directed by a guy who's considered to be the worst director in history. You both He's like a modern Edwood From what I understand, I don't know. I've never seen these movies he's made U But you know, Army Hammer got into was a me two plus cannibalism trouble a few years ago. So you know, he had to of reduce himself to get a leading role in this? Whatas this guy's name Bowl? Is his last? UE Bowl or something like that? U W E B O L L Okay apparently they're eying a sequel already. Okay, well,'s that's fine. But so Elon Musk is going because of Elon Musk power and he can put it on his platform a whole lot more people are going to see this movie than wouldn't otherwise I haven't seen the movie. I don't know if it's worth being out there. if it's not this's not a judgment on the movie. I only know the director is considered one of the worst directors of all time. So you know maybe in any of these movies, but they do look, you know, cheap action Yeah stuff. So and now it's going to be elevated up because of Elon Musk. And now bring it back to Supreme Cour couple of decisions today. Now it's being reported as one that Trump doesn't like and one that Trump loves. Here's the thing I think that the Trump administration recognized a couple of months ago that they weren't going to win the birthright citizenship thing in Supreme Court. All the clues were there. Ething was there. The way the whole the questions that the justices were asking during all of that. So it's pretty obvious that they weren't going to be able to turn over birthright citizenship. They didn't. That stands exactly as it as it ever did if you're born in the United States, you're an American citizen, unless you're the child of a diplomat But they did leave it. It seems like they kind of left it open where it could be changed in Congress. so now Trump Well you could amend the Constitution. They would have to amend the fourteenthmendment Well, yes, you could do with those things. Yeah. you have trouble with Congress if they're continually saying, what they are saying is that a lot of this is based on common law and precedent. So because of that, I suppose it means there could be some wiggle room there. Nothing the Trump administration is going to be able to take advantage of while there're there, you know, before january twenty ninth. I brought it up. Yeah, because he's, you, he's got a, he's got a blather about. He lost that one. but he knew was going to he knew was going to lose one The one that he won, which is interesting that he feels like he won and the Republican Party won I guess because they have more money at their disposal. is Basically this other decision says that you know, these u, Most of the negative commercials that you see on TV don't come from the campaigns themselves. They come from these p where they get a lot of other money. Super packs. My understanding is there's no limits on the amount of money you can put in there. But there used to be a rule So you could give, you know, you have your limited amount of money you can give to a campaign and then you can give to PACs and then you can give unlimited to super PACs. But with PACs, there's always been a rule that says they cannot coordinate with any given campaign. They can be basically like friends of that campaign and they can decide where they're going to go with it, but they can't coordinate with a campaign And what would that coordination usually would look like, Hey, we need a lot more commercials here than over here, spepend your money this way rather than that way. Up to now, they've had to kind of figure that now, do they really they all have cocktails together, you know I'm not being naive that this has been a firewall, but they've basically just kind of knocked it down and said, no Packs can coordinate with campaigns And the reason why Trump is calling it a victory too for the Republicans is because the Republicans have two hundred and fifty six million in cash what the RNC at the DNC only has one hundred twenty. Yeah I know it this is outside of that. This is this is pack This is money that they could can still So What this So basically what they've said again is that you can't limit the ability for these rich people because spending money on a campaign or to get a political outcome. is covered under free speech And I don't know What I know is that this ruling is awful for the country. What I don't know is is if it's a bad ruling I don't know I mean, it might Is it possible that the Constitution itself just has this flaw in it something they didn't really think about, I don't know I don't know. because usually the thing about Supreme Court rulings is people tend to think that they're good or bad based on the outcomes that they want. And I try not to do that. I always I always think it's possible that they came to a conclusion I didn't like. but that it's still the proper conclusion based on just looking at the Constitution. I don't know enough about this one But I do know that this is This is just terrible for this country Because the thing that is being missed out on here is that the more Wealth amplifies your voice. Yes, you have free speech But the more wealth that you have The more your opinion and your speech will be amplified above others who don't have your wealth. And that's something that seems to me that should be addressed I mean, I can't believe that I've gotten to this point in my life because I've I've usually through most of my adult life been as far away from this concept as possible But I can't figure out anything else other than public funding. that would make all of this money go away Now, so if Elon Musk can suddenly How many I mean I don't know what the numbers are, but Thousands and thousands to millions of people will see this movie that wouldn't otherwise have seen this movie because Elon Musk wants them to see this movie He's being counterintuitive as a business person. He's putting it up for free. He wants people to see this movie. and because he is rich enough to have the platform, then more people will see the movie. Well, that's exactly what's going to happen. I mean, it's already happening, but now You just ripped out the governor if there was one in there at all that says You know The ultra wealthy, which we're already in this case shaped economy, that is not rhetoric, people, that is not rhetoric There I saw a thing. I think it's u Is it something like the I think the Like the billionaires in America are I'm not I read it earlier, so I'm not going to say it it's disproportionate The amount of money in the country that is controlled by the number of billionaires in this country is insane. I can't remember the exact numers, so I'm not going Spew them out there. I'll I'll get him later on But this u the more First of all, you've got the wealth disparity, againain, not rhetoric Real The wealth disparity is unbelievable in this country And as the people on the bottom leg of the Kay get further away from the people on the top of the Kay, now you're saying with the people on the top of the Kay, who these are the people who are large business owners, all of this. So now they're just going to fund the politicians who are in favor of guess it Don't hold your breath. No, these politicians are going to think that we shouldn't regulate anything that these people are doing And so they just they It just opens the door. I don't know. And again, I don't know if it's a bad ruling. I don't know if it's just a flaw in the Constitution. I don't know. But what I do know is that it's horrible for this country. If you think that the ultra wealthy are running things now. this ruling I mean, just take a look at the Thomas Massey thing. And by the way There's a very funny Thomas Massey story Have you seen this George? whereere he turned the tables on the Fox News reporter? Have you seen that? Oh good. Have you seen it autumn? Yeah, I've seen it. It's very funny. But the Thomas Massey situation in Kentucky where thirty two million dollars He was made an example of. Most of that money does did not originate in Kentucky Most of the people who put the money into that have never been to Kentucky But it work the way that they wanted it, right? Yes It happen They're supposed to go down. There's a bit of ms there's a level of money that can buy a level of negative ads in one particular market that At some point, no matter who you are or how long you've been there, it becomes too much and you can't So there there's going to be more of that in the future. and everybody just has to have their favorite billionaire. Oh, I'm on the left. I like George Soros. Oh I'm on the right. I like Elon Musk. I don't That's not what it's supposed to be. The money was getting into the elections already. that my whole thing is, I think with the Supreme Court decision, and you're making a good point on this about how you don't know whether it's right or wrong because already that money was already being dumped into these campaigns indirectly through these packs. they were they were at least they weren't allowed to coordinate with the campaign. Now they're basically on of the campaign And the ultra wealthy are just going to buy politicians that don't regulate their businesses. It's that simple. Let's say hello to Alex Williams. Alex says the ride is already bumper to bumper. Another thing about these packs is they need to be forced to tell like when at the end of the commercial, least been byy the name of the pack you should know why they're there mean you have like these there'll be these packs and they're all full of like people who want to build data centers everywhere And but they'll be this this ad this ad paid for by the foundoundation for Democratic Values. Like you have no idea It's just all people who want nothing more than data centers everywhere The foundation for everything wonderful and lovely about America. Th you find out it'sena. the twelve top big pharma companies trying just that that would be a nice little reformb right there. Like the name of your pack has to actually let people know pack for imminent domain for data centerses. Yes, yes. Yes. Something along those lines. Ah And then you told me that yes, this does, this ruling does mean that Somehow the Republican national commommittee and Democrat national committee, but Republicans have more money. Yeah, that explains I was noticing that like while looking into the case, a lot of Republicans, including Trump, were all talking about how, yes, now we can use our work chest because they have more money on him But but also it's more than that. I mean, you just have more billionaires that are Republicans than Democrats.. So anything that happens that says, hey Y your dollars are speech and I don't know that there's any hope. But I don't know if it's a bad ruling or not. I don't know. Maybe it's just a flaw in the Constitution. I have no idea. No idea None whatsoever is what I'm trying to say. They re very quickly. Weve got to do this Thomas Masy thing. So Thomas Massey he was accused by A Florida school board candidate that he arranged a job for her in an office and then once and then that job went away. And then she says that he harassed her and stuff and then offered her five thousand dollars in hush money. All right, he says this isn't true at all And some others have said that, you got to watch out for her. I don't know. I don't know if it's true or not. What I do know is he lost because Paxs got involved and put thirty two million dollars into one house seat And now Fox News who has to do everything they can to help this government, this administration So we got to make this guy look as terrible as possible. So this guy comes up to him and says, Hey U You haven't had a chance, an opportunity to answer these allegations. And then Thomas Massey just totally turns it on. Do I have time here for a minute or two of this I just I'm saying I do, so I don't want to hear music underneath it. All right, go ahead. I thought I would give you a chance to respond because you've never been able to tell your side of the story at's all And now he anything you can tell. So let me ask you I heard that you like gay porn Is that true man, I just want to give you chance your s a chance to give your.' not get. Are you a real news organization or not? Well comeome back, man. All you gotta say is you don't like it. that you haven't been to those websites? Of course right. Of course I don't like it. Really? than you. That's not what I heard. your time. Yeah ging a chance to respond So now I don't believe that Thomas Masy knows anything about this guy because he's asking them I think it's the old Have you stopped beating your wife question? A question that assumes that you did something. And I think that on that spirit, I think turnabout is fair play. He didn't his microphone wasn't didn't have a fox it Well, it was a producer for Fox. so I saw him walking and pulled out, I guess one of his like devices to be able to. But I think Masy has a good point. He actually already has denied these allegations. So Fox just wants to get him on so that they can remind people that the allegations did exist because this guy's an enemy He know like Trump Alex Williams says there's a crash, unfortunately. Uh oh Dereon, youve been busted. I'm kind of an idiot on this one What can I do I got to own it I thought Autumn would have jumped in she must not be back at her desk yet. I'm here. Oh, I thought, I'm admitting and I'm an idiot. I thought I'd get a huza. This is about the G colors again? No, it's got to do with the colors. I just He knows he's wrong about that. I think I'm wrong about everything. But you know, what I'm hoping is wildly entertaining along the way. That should be the billboard Wildly, entertainingly wrong. Anyway, I like that So Paxs can now contribute directly political parties That's what the Supreme Court. thing does, which A lot of the points that I made were exactly the same the power positions and what they can do U, but Super Pack still can't Ps can now give directly to And that's why the Republicans are saying, hey, this is a win because they've got a lot more money and they're going more Yes for the RNC than the DNC O and also it's going to lead to exactly the stuff I was complaining about. But just, you know, if you're if you're what I hate about this is it gets podcast Although in the podcast, you don't have to wait ten minutes for me to come back and say I was wrong. Like when you're listening on the podcast, we'll go to a break and then A second later, I'll come on and go, Oh, I'm an idiot. So maybe it explains itself a little bit better So that's what it is because of the Supreme Court thing Packs can now give directly to And I guess the limits are are that used to be limited And they have a little more control once they get their money in there. and that's the campaigns and the donors coordinating with one another. What I said before, I don't even remember it now, but it was wrong You just said that they could work together, but this is almost It's kind of it's kind of the same thing, but let me we are more direct. I gott to own it. I got to own it when I did not explain it properly. And I will own that. And if you choose to leave now and never come back Well, I think that that's short sighted, but, you know, when you just do I'm not going to scoald yourself. I'm not I'm not no. I'm scoaling myself right now. I like I like I should of scolding, this is what you're doing. This is metaphoric scoldding And it was just my first album, as you remember, It was great. I know, but you had it took a while. I Classic now. people that I got it then sort of rejected it. But I like catching the stuff during the show. Nothing is worse then if I end the show in the last segment And I say something that is completely wrong. The only thing worse is that I do it on a Friday and I can't get back until a Monday and correct it What a terrible night. is I'm it usually happens. I'm driving home on four hundred. And just for some reason, lookccur to me I don't know if you were right about that I don't know why that wouldn't ocur to me while I'm doing it I'ably driving home. This is why you need to get dri. I'm like, o, no, now it's how many hours before I get to go on? Like people know I'm I don't mind people knowing I'm an idiot For some reason, it's important to me that they know that I know I'm an idiot. That's really what it's all about. So there's all those hours. Yeah. It's the idiot gap. I don't I cannot Stand the idiot gap. You need to get back on social media for this very reason. That would the point of view. you could be let's say you had a moment like that.'s a Friday, you're driving home. you're like, oh my God I could immediate go, Oh, I'm an idiot. You could just hop on hop on your phone and be like, hey guys, just hop on here. you guys I'll be driving you know, Hey, hey guys. I'm just driving. I'm just doing that thing. You know, I'm driving and I'm talking to you And yeah, it turns out, I'm a big o idiot. Okay, thanks a lot Wouldn't you feel better for having social media for? No, I would say that I would because even though I realize that Probably maybe one percent of the people who actually heard the thing would know. But to me, it's just like, well, the record was corrected. Yes. At least in my own mind, I still have some validity because the record was Thank you very much We own it We own it when we're wrong. U this is it Cool headline. AI could make people dull, one scientist fears It already is. It only one scientist? Y I feel like it already is. Of course it makes you dull because It u Well, I know what you're probably thinking was probably the first thing that I was thinking, which is You know, that because you don't have to think about certain things, then you're not going you're not going to work that muscle that is your brain and then you got to go become a dullard. That's not exactly what they're talking about Uh, What they're talking about in this is because in reality, AI is just a prediction machine. It's just predicting what the next word should be. And if you go there for questions and advice or whatever, or you know, it's always going to resort It's going to revert to the mean, you know? Like it's it's going to everything is the average because it's always going to give you what is the most predictable answer So what this is talking about is that the whole world kind of gets blanded out because after a while, after, I don't know, maybe a generation of this feedback loop or something feeedback And everything is just average and everybody's doing the average thing because they're asking AI and AI is always given you, Well, what would most people? What is the most what's the most likely thing that would be said in this situation And then, you know, we all become Mid the kids say the kids still say mid. I don't know. The kids used to say mid. Yeah. Yeah, it's still out there. I kind of liken this story to when people immediately, like there's a question that's thrown out Like, let's say you're like having brunch with people and you're I've never had brunch with people in my life maybe I not true. You've had brunch. Come on. you've had brunch. I think when I did though, was like after a wedding, like the next day and there were like thirty five or forty people. I've never I've never said to friends Let's go to brrunch. You've you've never used it as Like when you say, let's brunch. let's brunch. Like I've never, you know, I think I've taken my wife Somewhere for Mother's Day and it was a brunch, but we've never planned a brunch. like hey, gonna go. Like you do. You go there and sit in one place for four hours, have they got a botomless mimosas? so I'm in. How many mimosas can you drink at eleven thirty without being drunk asny as you can. I just try to get money's worth. I get drunk immediately. Gta Mimosa Yeah That's that fun. Yeah drunk. It's hot and sunny. Yeah. it's daytime. And then you go home and you take a nap And then you're good. You wake up and you're like, okay, Let's do it again. just Rave a whole bunch of sweat in your mattress and get up. Okay, now I'm feeling good. Time to restart, Time to start the night all sweating I'm just saying if I was all drunk, I might You're sweating? Do not say, you're a sweat. I can relate You're a sweat .ot a sweat sweater? You're a sweat her. more of a cardigan. You're a sweat and you know it. Y back sweat swe. Nob has noody sweats from their back. You do. So I don't know that Nobody sweats. I mean you have sweat on your back, but it comes from other glands. You appear to have some sort of strange sweat gland right in the middle of your back I got all sweat. which is sweat I don't sweat though after drinking, really? Really? Well I sweat when I sleep. I wonder about my mattress sometimes I just wake up in a pool. Ooh. It's a hormoneal thing. It's a hormone thing.m A I aging? Is it something like is something happening? Am I shedding testosterone or something while I wasm sleeping Menopause it's my mopause.ary menopause I knew him. I knew Perry Menopause, but I was a great traffic guy. You were going to say something there. and I feel like I stepped up. You know with the on top of the brunch and with AI, the thing that's concerning is that when you're sitting at a table and you're trying to legitimately find the answer to something. I will say that there's a strange fact That's put out there. I cannot stand when people immediately just default to their phone and walk would you want to another thing go to Goole? No, no, I'm saying it's fine if you can't figure it out. likeike'. But but you are challenging your brain people are not using right. And it drives me nuts when people immediately like if they don't know the answer, they don't allow themselves to even take five seconds to think about it before they're pulling out the phone. And a lot of people are using AI in this way now to be able to search things. I warned about this years ago I did on this show. I that u AI is really kind of a calculator for language And I'm not good at math So I've been lucky in my life that I have this machine that I can just calculate things because I don't have a math mind Now I think that's much more dangerous when you have a calculator for the language. because then so I've been able to get away with it because I don't have to think about mathematical algorithms and whatever. No one has to think And there's a machine that always gives you the next word. I mean, eventually Eventually, you just don't think, I've never felt challenged that I have to go and learn the concepts of mathematics. I understand the broad concepts, but I can't do long division without taking my shoes off It's just my brain doesn't work that way. And so I've been lucky that I can pick up this machine and go tap, tap, tap, tap tap. Oh, that's the answer. I get the answer. I don't know why it's the answer. I have no idea why it's the answer. And now you apply that to language and u and thought ideas and it's got to lead to just some generation ahead of us just zombies And that's that's the problem with it that I have. It's like allow your mind to think for a second. Now I get if you're in a pinch or you legitimately don't know the answer to, then fine, use it But try to allow your brain to process. You know more than you think you know. Yeah, Autumn, come on. Yeah. giveive it a shot. Oh, this is crazy because this is what I've said for years. Yeah about wanting to know like, oh, when was soone when was what do I say? I usually say Tom Petty. When was Tom Pettyborn? Yeah. How old was Tom Petty when he was alive? And then somebody would just look up, be like, oh, that's the answer. And it's like kind of over. Yeah, it is over. but I Well he's been around since like the seventh. Yeah to get that band You get a conversation. Yes, exactly. You get a conversation. Very annoying when people and it's, whether it's a brunch setting or whether you're with the boys or something like that Or wh or whether you were supposed to brake for traffic two minutes ago. I mean, there's a lot of things that are annoying. Some to you and me, others to Alex Williams. Speak of Alex Williams, he says two hundred eighty five is crowded You heard of that st?, Yeah, but to me it means I don't leave the house A stayation to me means I stay in my house. notot I stay in my region or in my city. Well maybe you should could ask my neighbors. I thought about this the week I took off, it was it beginning of mayay? Oh, was It was my birthdayk. Round my birthday You're comic. And I thought about this when I was driving to work the following Monday Be if you were my neighbor, you would be able to say yeah, his car didn't move once He parked it on Friday A week went by and then another weekend and then he got in his car on a Monday and drove. To me, I don't know. I may be the most boring person in the world. But to me, that's a vacation. That's a staycation. I just stay right where I Yeah I don't want to go to a museum in my own town during a vacation. I'd go somewhere else if I want to be that bored. Well, Atlanta ranks seventh in the country for stayation. apppparently our food and entertainment ranks really high. Yeah. Our relaxation station is pretty good. And then recreation ranks Oh do green spaces come into it sure every time' and they have lots of green spaces 's wrong green space? I amm not against green spaces. I just don't like it. I don't I think it's nice to have green space it doesn't sound like because you're like, Al's. I may not be into it as much as other people are city planners. I think' against lazy writing. I'm against lazy writing and I'm also against I don't think that it's the one of these metrics that really stands out as to whether or not you're going to move someplace Or go for a vacation kind of thing Wow It's just like, yeah, and it's like this way. And you know what? they also have a lot of nice parks. Oh good.. But that would come in as and you know what? like the word. No, no, No, I'm just saying that it's not going to I'm not going to decide to live somewhere because it says on paper, they have more green spaces. I'm gonna decide to live somewhere because someone's offering me a job there most likely would want like if you have a choice, right, if you're gonna move somewhere for a job, you still have like areas, you know, all around. So you could say, well, I want good schools and I want parks and I want walkles, something rather. See, I like to drive everywhere, have bad schools. Yeah I assume parks are future homeless shelters. You. What we should build on this park? J just stores, you know? Yes. This study actually did Brent went pretty deep into this. Apparently, zoos and aquariums, public golf courses, swimming pools, all of those played a factor into this ranking. I have a good job Iilli. I have a swimm pool That's why at least my house Alex adreers Alex Excuse me, I am trying Do you dislike Alex Williams? You're trying to filibuster What's targeting Alex today? Alex Williams says, eighty five north is. All right too many dumb people. That's a problem. Oh, I'm sorry. O three. of dum of the Vod Hessla doctrine. I hope you're not implicating yourself there, Bill Cran. That're saying, you know, time for the dumb already live therain on mean. I'm a little less I had to twek because I leave it here. I had to give a green light to Jared to pull this open mic of this But what I've heard of it is just, you know, why even bother with people? A of, you're gonna to f Even bother I said Obama had good comic time he does in this thing And I but the overall point was, I think it's weird exx presidents are producers of comedy stuff. Like I want to go back to, you know, you waste all your time your library. Presidential library, get paid make twenty or thirty thousand dollars for a speech for a boring speech. That's what But I just think it's weird. And so overall, it was kind of Not do. I wouldn't say negative, but just I think weird. But the one thing that the Mgaom hit on was Oh I always knew Eric was a liberal. Everyone knows Obama ain't got no sense of humor. If you think he got a sense of humor, then you must be for higher taxes. What the hell is wrong with people I'll grab it the next break. We'll get S they listen out of one here Magam mom, you could ask her. Are they blind in both ears? That's what I want. I need to hear her. Yeah, she's gonna have to hear. But we have Bill Crane here Our job is to drain the brain of the great Bill Crane. That's why he walks out of here less intellect. intelligent than the lastight. gettingetting kind of heady up and a lot of room up there. Absolutely, actually you really you leave your brain on the table. Which that's all. He leaves it all right there on the field. It's quite I'm sure it's quite a relief, right? when you leave. Yeah. I mean you know, with this big head, size and the volume, it's like a bowl ball. It must be hard when your car It is. What am I supposed to do now? am How do I get out of here? It know the way the gates work sometimes that is in question Oh, by the way, the gate. All right, I don't want to trample on your time. Who ran through and destroyed the last It's got to be once a month. What do you call them two fingers the arm Yeah the ar. And now they've replaced it. This is the third gate. Yes since I've worked here. as you're entering and leaving because we have security And now this time they put two yellow D finger know, this just is going up this way. Yeah Mewhile, meanwhile, the the gate itself is red and white If you're not going to see that, I find it difficult to believe that somebody ran through it because they didn't see it I think somebody just got impatient. They got impatient. The gate probably wasn't working and they're like, well, I gotta go. I heard years ago before I was here, Neil Bortz got impatient and just like plowed through one don't I can honest see him with a horse busust fling it all out. I don't understand how people take that gait out. But anyway, it's happened many times. and now we have the two yellow fingers for people who don't see the red and white. Four yard long actual gate itself. Anyway Bill Crane is here Yes. Bill Crane, we talk to you about politics because you know about politics And I would like to ask you your overall thoughts of the great American State fair My understanding and now I may be fooled. this could be all AI. mayaybe the place is packed. Everything I've seen. No you can't believe your eyes anym Everything I've seen says There are nobodys showing up for the G American State Fair Well, I'm taking my daughter turns nineteen tomorrow. Happy birthday Olivia and happy birth T taking her on a trip where she wanted to go. and it was a tough choice. betweenween Disney World, Universal and the water parks of Orlando and Central Florida. and going to the great American state Fair. Theoni take the place where the ice creams melted and the ferace wheel doesn't work. Correct. The The product cost you less. Yeah, the I honestly believe Disney will cost less from I understand eliminade is ten bucksz twenty five. If you can find it is twelve, a pretzel is twenty five. and it's difficult I'm told to find an ent because they have so much of them all fenced off Yeah people are just like following fences Watching other people and there's not crowds. But you know, in all fairness, the fourth of July is this weekend so There'll be a few more people also miserably hot. Well, here's the thing. Walking along the fifty state. So there's basically three fields here Right. So number one, Kow the size of whatever, make it a little bit smaller, it's easier to sell out kind of. or fill out Uh There are no umbrellas. I'm looking at these places. If you get on these lawns, that's it. It's you and the sun forver however many hours.old if it starts raining and they get thunder and lightning and they get everybody has to leave. Everyone has to leave the aluminum structures that are the tits for everythingvery but the paper mache version of the arch to Trump, which was kind of a centerpiece facing the Washington Monument to let you know what we're going to have outside Barlington National Centerer. No I understand that MAGA doesn't like to be compared to some of the fascist in the past and some of the ators of the past. This I will say, some of the worst dictators and fascists past. You can almost always find some six month period of time where it's like, well, the trains are running on time. like there's some level of I don't know if this rates up With We did get a new gold eagle outside the White House. Oh, it's beautiful. That's not real. I know it's plastic withith eleven star. Oh, I thought it was AI I don't even think it's real. I think it's real. I saw the Gld Eagle.. I saw the Gld Eagle too, but then I saw that somebody said it was actually an AI thing that he put out. We'll get to the bottom of it. We should. Whether it's AI or not, it only has eleven of the original thirteen stars. And it's a brilliant plastic gold I don't know what those things are going for, but I'm sure you'll be able to order them with your maggot coffee mug which you can get if you go to the stair. Bill I'm gonna tell you something And it's an epiphany to me kind of, although I've always really kind of known it, but He does not care about anything other than History And what I mean by history is Go back to the eighties, whatever, just find Donald Trump. What does Donald Trump want in nineteen eighty one What he wants, he wants to be the most famous person in the world Well, here's the deal Success are now the most famous person in the world You get all these stories about why with the Iran warar? Why is he always talking about the arch? Oh no the arch or the new ballroom or we're going to we're going to make the golf Why does he want Greenland, Canada and Puerto Rico These are the things that make you remembered as a great man in history. If you expand the size of the country that you run the Louisiana purchase. Right. If If you builds foolly. If you build a ballroom folks that you're going to call Trump ballroom, whether your name stays on there or not ballroom at the White House a hundred years from now, it was built by Donald Trump This is what motivates them. The arch, all of this stuff He's got the first thing that he wanted. He always wanted to be the most famous person in the world. I think we can all agree. he is that right now. Finding there may be some tribe somewhere that hasn't heard of him, but they may be very difficult to find And that he's also blurred the line between infamous and famous. Well, I think America did that first. He just took advantage of it. J takeake a look at what content creators consider content sometimes. So just I really think we can't even cover this guy as somebody who has ideals and he's trying to get this legislation or that It's all about now I am the most famous person in the world Now, when I'm dead for a hundred years, I still want to be famous. Once you start looking the decisions that he makes basased on that It becomes more understandable I really think that's what's going on I think he wants fame, power and to be adored. and those things are all interrelated, but I think it it's a trifecta that he's working on. Yeah The last one is not going to happen. But I mean, he is adored by some, but it's. But if he only hears about C's exception of the Kick game and other things, that he's only hearing that he's adored and his poll numbers are great and the people that around him are not serving him well by letting him know what's reality Um Now hold on Put it on him She surrounds himself with people who will only give him good news. So again, he has to be blamed for that. could of Melania's face when she looks at him. He does have some people around him who pop the bubble every n. Well, that's your wife. That's, you know, that's part of it. You're always going to have your wife to let you know what a jerk you are. that's their job But I'm saying within within the adistration. I mean, my wife, part of her job is to let me know that I'm a jerk. And it's important that I be reminded of that. So that's And then I tell her how lovely and wonderful she is. and she tells me what a jerk I am, right? That's the basic balance of the yin and the yang of your household. But he's the one who wants to be surrounded by syychophantans. This Natalie Harp, is that her name? Yes. How bizarre is this situation? Printer lady. She prints only articles that tell him how wonderful it is. Not even articles sometimes, it's like email and post. she writes him letters that say you are the greatest all that matters to. You're all that matters. She's obviously in love with him. but sheries she just will feed him. alsoso, she's in charge of his Twitter She's the one is in every high security clearance meeting, though she has no security She thirty four or something? She's in her young thirties and the seecret Service is viewed her as a threat. Of course. because if you can get to has his chief of staff as of but he won't listen to. She tells me all the time I wonder do have to give you a point, Eric, The golden Eagle was AI. o. All right. it I say, you know what? you redeemed yourself from the four o'clock hour. It was still a handsome plastic eleven eleven twenty. And so put he puts that out knowing that people everyone would go, so he's now he's just gaslighting. For no reason. it's bizarre It's surreal. We're living, we're not living in the real. We're living in the surreal. Ax Williams says there's a stall What's that That would be horrible. All right, Bill Crane, stick around for one more segment here because we're eating up too much of your time. But I do there's this lady who's very upset with me because I had the audacity Even though I was being critical of the idea of Barack Obama producing a comedy show, that wasn't enough. I happen to say that he had good comic timing in the one piece that I saw Well, if that didn't out me as the like Like we all know now that I have posters of Mundami on myami on my wall and and I and I Is that Carl Marks's book behind? Of course it is. now nobody Nobody who had their mind write about what's right would ever say that Obama possibly have a good sense of humor. I mean, so this lady completely missed the point of what I was saying, but go ahead. Von Hessler just said Barack Hin Obama. stop for a second F Maga, what the hell are you trying to get across I know he here Wh Did you hear that he m? This I don't I just am flabbergasted. I saw Trump the other day Barack was say Are you What is the message? Am I supposed to think, Hey, that guy might be a terrorist? Y Yes. But he was president for eight years. He's not an unknown figure. Yeah, but Hussein. Yeah I mean, in a way, I understand it leading up to the first election because you try to smear like that's what they do. eachbody everyverybody tries to smear the other one But in twenty twenty six This is what I demand, Mga You say Baroack I believe he's a terrorist Obama Okay, because Aarent cizen Aarent Oh, is that is that non citizen? Yeah It was only America named their j. Well, you know what? peoplee got in a time machine and they went back to Hawaii the week he was born and they placed notices of his birth in two different newspapers in Hawaii. Can you believe the left I tell you what up They built a time. They built a time machine to go back And their sel do that happen Really is yeah, it's unbelievable that the progressives are going to keep their time machine, of course Von Hessler just said Barack Hussein Obama's wait a minute, stop again. I talkking about funny. She said I mean, I'm sure she crafted c her friends all the time with that I just She's a hoot at her HOA meeting. Oh my goodness's gracious. Are you do we have any time today? Von Hessler Hck, Hussein Obama's Funny I knew he was liberal. I almost think this person is joking. I don't think so. You know what? George might be joking. You know what? You know what? I'm landing there I'm landing That's a quick one. Usually usually there's a setup. Well, of course because she's not really angry The real Maga people you they said and abab, blah, blah, blah, blah blah. And I suppose whver want' been dead the whole time. Yeah. Tp was running it. The fact that that was quick and to the point I think that that was parody.be. You know what though, People typically don't have great comic timing. So like I see this on TikTok a lot. peopleeople they've made the joke, The joke is done, but they keep going like oh, this should have ended ten seconds ago. And that's what I was saying about Even though I was actually being negative in my remarks, I think it's weird We live in a weird time with this administration and Barack and Michelle are executive producers of like when you leave the presidency, Bill Crane, We have in a weird time where now you're supposed to manage your brand You were president. now you gotta like, well, we got to go into media. We got to have a podcast empire. Like no, you here's the thing about presidency. If you reach it when you're forty or sixty or seventy or eighty It's the end of the line. We don't have a position higher than that in the country. And so you're just kind of done after it's over I just don' I look at this idea now I have I have to manage my brand. You know? I did read a rumor. How many subs were we got? After You were president,. I did read a rumor. It's funny you bring that up. you know, it's all speculation, but once Trump leaves office, the thought was to make him a Supreme Court justice after this like a player and stuff. No, you don't No anybody anybody appointed as long as they passed the Senate. But that is not gonna than.. noticed he's eighty. he still has two years left Yeah, he really seems to be top of his game. Wa, Maga, I'll tell you what. you see he's got to retire eventually. That's right. And then we'll just get Trump up there. And then can thought of that. Thankk you, Jared. We could just name the whole damn country Trump land. That would be wonderful. Alex Williams. says two hundred eighty five A lot of people don't know about this story, Bill Crane. So for that last four months, I think he's back now, but there's a representative Tom King junior. I believe he's of the famous family of New Jersey. That's right. father, a former U.S Senator and governor and now president, I still think of one of the major universities up there. So's his father still alive? I believe. I remember his father, he was kind of an intellectual Yes. kind of a think tank guy. for the Republican Party So Reagan and Bush support her as well. He's from New Jersey But he has had an unexplained four month absence from the house. Now here's the thing. he won his primary. I don't know if anybody challenged him, but he won his primary. but he has not He's not said anything. Now he's back. He had a brief floor speech, remained silent about his condition until now. Um, But he did mention depression. So maybe it was clinical depression. I hope he's getting over it. But don't you think that's something that The constituency has the right to know that their representative is battling A mental And by the way, I think you have the right to know because they're going to be in the hospital for a heart a heart Do remember anything? It was either having gone to a shrink or taking a medication like lithium that knocked Thomas Eagleton out. Oh, yes, nobody rembers Thomas Eagle. It's a vice presidential race in Carter's running mate the first before it was Sergeant Shriver and Walter Munda U the or before he was anyway, it doesn't matter. E no one here knows what I'm talking about The chronology I do I do believe that we should consider codifying Periotic health requirements Certainly at a certain age, fifty, sixty, because things happen and your governor, your senate or your president doesn't mean they have to be healthy to run periodic annual or semi annual. like you know, see the pres having his mental cognition checked every three or four weeks now. Which by the way, is not normal. But he's scoring high. Yeah. the thing is all that matters is he knows the horse from the donkey in the seal from the fireman. the thing is that what people need to understand is Even at his age, you don't usually get those tests that that off. So there maybe it's maybe's he's you know, getting him free when he goes to a stock.'s bonus on. No.'s a card. he's trying to win a free sandwich. Most people believe the punch, punch, bunch, and Yeah. He gets a free bagel. Yeah. I think most people believe The fact that he takes it so often means that they are monitoring. something And I'm glad they're monitoring it's getting worse. I' glad whichich I don't want to throw it out there exactly what that something might be. but it might be that you're compparing answers to six weeks ago to six weeks before that because you are monitoring an ongoing condition That's led to some speculation speculation. theist. Pure speculation on my part He appears to be Healthy as they used to say healthy is a fiddle, fiddle fit a fidle f is a fidle. Fit is a fiddle, healthy a horse. Healthy a horse, fit is a fiddle John Ossoff claims and says that he is not running for president. I think we have it right here. We sure do. The buzz is out there about you in twenty twenty eight. I know you don to talk his name is Manu. I he works for CN. Okay veryy good. The buzz out great you in twenty twenty eight. I know you don't like to talk about you want to talk focus on this. What do you say to those people who were talking? Was he in Iowa when he was asked? Was that something ruled out No Yeah let me reiterate I am not running for president in twenty twenty eight. I have no interest in running for president in twenty twenty eight Now the only problem with that being taken seriously is every senator in his position that's running for reelection U goovernors as well who are on the list of people wanting to run for president. always say the same thing because they have to get reelected first. And it's not a smart thing to tell people, hey, as soon as you reelect me, I'm going to start campaigning for a different office. A lot of senators and governors in this situation have said that they're not going to run. and in fact, they have run. That doesn't mean he is going to, but it should be taken with a grain of salt. I would agree. So do you why has he even gotten on the A list U Because do you think he has national appeal? I' in purple state, right? Young Purpleur st. And a year ago he was considered to be very, very vulnerable and now he's considered very much a safe bet for real life So Picicallyly Washington and national media are going to look at him, somebody like Kish Lance Bottoms as Be a transformative candidate, S. I'm just telling. No no, agree. I see what you're saying Um It's just that You know, for someone like John Osso, when you look at what happened in the state, there's a lot of reasons for that. I think when he was considered an easy ost remember lost his first couple of congressional r. I know. But I think that when people thought that he was an easy pickup for Republicans, the assumption was that our governor was going to run against him. I believe That is correct. I think people thought it was going to be Kemp running against him when Kemp decided not to do that and then, you know, inflation and the war and everything else very divided Republican primary. Do you believe I believe that ifampp had decided go for that seat. he probably would have. he certainly would be Yeah I not have this I would agree with you, he would be the front runner. Yeah. abbsolutely. So the dynamics, what is it Tip O'Neill always said, all politics is local And so you can't really necessarily, you know decide that, hey, he was, he didn't have a chance. and now it looks like he's a shean. Well, there are reasons for that. Now look Awesome has done better than I expected him to. V said very strong and constituent relationship. Oh there it goes. E. I always knew it about Eric Vonasler Von Hessler just said Barack Husseint Obama. Hussein us off. I knew he was liberal. I think that that was a I think that person was joking Baby I can I can I can Trump does tweet or whatever truths things with, you know. No, he says it all the time. He says it all the time. Yeah. Like it's the most clever thing that nobody's ever heard before Yeah. Like he expects somebody to laugh every time he says it. It's like, yeah, it's on it's still funny Hilarious not fun. It's just hilarious that He has he shares a middle name with the last name of a guy we didn't like in Iraq. That's funny Well it's obvious by the way. I mean they're obviously the same type of person then. Yeah, it means that exactly they're separated at birth Probably what Have you noticed if you put a mustache on He lookist in how much exactly Dead Ringer Dead Ringer Well, these MAGa people, they really do have a point I might to look into this a little more Why am I not taking them seriously intellectually? I gott to stop doing that. They're making can't handle it. That's why. I can't handle the truth. That's what it is. I'm gonna bring my four D chess game next weekend. a one. Sot a chance. On july fourth coming up, I won't see you before july fourth. so Ill may see you, but you won't be with us again until next Tuesday and that'll be behind us. So what is your state of the Union there, Bill Crane? We know we will be in Orlando, Florida, watching those firewres. probably on the fourth be at Universal stududios. Well, I'm glad don't go to DC because apparently now the president's not going to start speaking tntil nine. So the fireworks aren't going to start til eleven, which means they're probably not going to start to about eleven twenty. Hey, bring your six year old to that. Fireworks started. first sit through this speech from the president, Hey, six year old. The fireworks started eleven twenty. Yeah. USA todayay has got a good question. They're posing their readers to their newspaper and that is We've seen what America looks like for the first two hundred and fifty years Bill, what do you think what do you want America to look like in the next two hundred fifty years? I'd like to see you return to civility. Can I use my plugola time for something completely different? Sure. Instead of telling you where to find me. I mentioned my daughter turning nineteen tomorrow. anotherother couple of friends are turning ninety one and celebrating their seventieth wedding anniversary on july the third. into Cab County Judy and Richard Buter. I've know since I was in high school We'll celebrate their seventih wedding anniversary.. Awesome. Autumn's going gonna cry I could hear She She's very emotional. Well, congratulations. And so how many years is that fifty? seenty years seeventy years together since they were twenty one years old and they're both ninety one. My wife and I've been together forty years now You only get fifty to go. Yeah. I think we can do it. You You know what? Congratulations to them and they've sparked some aspirational nature in myself coming through. All right, Bill Crane, you can tell people how to get more Bill Crane. CSIC Cane, Google One manan's opinion, subscribe to my column for free on Substack or look forward on WSB Rady or about ninety other outlets around the state, or tune in on WSB television around six hundred, seventeen, most nights and see me on the air up there And I think you can agree with me when I say to everyone, we love everybody We're looking right, We're love everybody So just, you know, lay off the open mind. J a Barack Hussein. Well with a middle name like that. All right, thanks a lot, Bill. Alice Williams says there's a cr All right. That's enough with politics. I love Bill Crane. But I always feel like whenever I talk about politics that long I don't know. Maybe it's just the state of politics. It's not fun It's not fun. Everything you say, you know that somebody's going A. Not that I care, but I mean It's just kind of annoying. Well, if you'd like some non political open mics, we do have those Do I want non political Open mics. Now you throw this at. First of all, do you want open mics? Oh, you want me to break it into chunks. Yes, that's smart. adjustable junks. Okay. A makes a good point there. Let's start with that question. Yes. Do you want to know problem there is as I go either way. ye. Now let's play some open mice because people are nice enough to leave them and I don't want to I don't be want to mean and not play them. We're getting some suggestions for what should air for the best of this Friday. By the way, this segment is completely boring. It's not my fault. I'm turning it over to you the audience. So if you don't like this segment Blame yourselves It is your talk show. So there's been some ideas that have been thrown out there for Friday's best stuff Hey EVH ind doctrinaires. I know how y'all love getting showh ideas from open mics, so here's one y'all can ruthlessly mock How about for the next best of Jared creates a greatest hits where he comes through all the best stves through the entire show's history and gives us the best evergreen segments Yeah assuming that they could still Scan this many years later because I'd love to hear a pre divorce Autumn and a pre marriage Jared talking again. Wow.a going way back in the vault. Well, it's too late now because the hour is upon us But maybe in the future, do you have access to all the best ofs? I do. I do. The issue is I mean we have we know what the bits are, right? we have them on paper. so it's not like we have to listen to all of them. Yeah. I mean, what are they on that? No no, no they all exist. The question is When you're looking at the files are all of the that explain or all of the information is all linked together in the same place That's the only that's little difficult. but yeah. But also by the way, I mean, aren't all the podcast available for all sixteen seasons are available. Yes. and then I know roll back some point back then we actually had even when the show was in my basement. We used to have, you know what you I link to those. I don't know if that still exists or not. I'm not sure. Yes. A summer a summer project could be, right is putting them in playlists possibly, you know, by saying like that Oh, this is season one and this is season two and maybe some little highlights of that season. like like he's saying pre divorce. Yes, you know Jared Got a cat So so he sayarriage, That's what he said. Basically Oh I know I'm just making up another one. Best of season one, best of season two kind of thing, playlist. Well, not a best of because then Jared has to make it. But like if people want to go back and listen to those, they could be in playlists instead of Sclsirl,irls Right So we curate them for them. Not curate, but they're all there, but we just put them and make it easier to access. Yeah, easier to access Yeah, sounds like a good job for someone who's not me I'm bad Autumn is stepping up for that one. Autumn has volunteered. She has volunteered toist triribute I don't know, is it through Apple we'd have to do it or I don't know if Apple has playlists. Yeah they do 's C claud. Oh Claud can help No, Claude might, if you do it correctly, Claude might be able to do it for you. Actually. That's true But you're gonna have to get the hundred dollar a month claoth. You got no problem with that. You get the hundred dollar a month cl. You don't have a hundred dollar a month. A, What's the matter? I've got the twenty dollarars one. I didn't realize you were riff rap. I'm hanging out with this person. Is that w Well she met yesterday she's part of a country club Oh yeah. not a country. I misspoke.'s it's a swiming tennis. It's a swim and tenis country. It's ary I had to pay for it divided by three people. Okay I understand that M people helped with it. so it's Okay. so so you're not living the lifestyle of the rich and the famous. No you're trying to claim Is that what you're trying? You know, she likes to she doesn't want people to know how rich she is. That's understandable She's rich and relatable. Oh yes, she doesn't want to lose. That's what she tells me when we're talking offline. I don't want to lose my relatability. I mean, sure I have three mansions, but they don't need to know it. No, people don't need to know that. Alex Williams says there's stuff. Caesar Sports Book is the only sportsbook app with Caesar rewards. Bet the tournament action and more. Download the app using promo code radio DYW. and place your first bet of a dollar or more for a chance to double your winnings on your next ten bets. open to new users in New Jersey who are twenty one or older. Max bet of twenty five dollars for boosted winnings. Max additional winnings twenty thousand five hundred dollars per bet. Profit boost tokens expire fourteen days after receipt. See Cesars dot com slash promos for full terms. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, call one eight hundred gambler Demundo, Kayaccio, our four. of the Bond Hessler doctrine. begins right now You know, there was a u We discovered it absolutely. and I don't know how it was built without us seeing it, but just a huge Wasponest under our deck And it was by the time we discovered it, it was like,, don't mess with this thing. So we had to call some pros in And of course, you know, we were able to get somebody to come in, I don't know, five, six, seven days later. But it was yesterday that they removed this thing. And they said, you know, don't go out there for like three hours after we remove it, which is because it's kind of bizarre because you have the wasps that are out doing, I don't know if they were hornets or wasps. I don't know the differennce is whatever. What color were they? I don't know They looked like kind of reddish, or were they brown. They were somew They were somewhere. I don't know they were either hornets or was. Sure. I mean, they're cousins. they're very close They were large. Are hornets bigger? Hornets are bigger, yes. Okay I think they were hornets So but if you think about it, they they built this Unbelievable My wife and I kind of felt bad because it's really something else. The thing that they build is just like how do they do out of paper I guess Yeah And I wonder like inside there are other like old timers telling youngsters No, no, no, you got to get the corners now. D't No shortcuts. No. But this thing, which in and of itself is, you know Rather beautiful, whatever. but when they take it away, they tell you to not go out there for like three hours because There are hornets out doing their errands And they just come back and the home is gone. Yeah, the sc So they don't know what to do for a while. like a birthday gift for their wife. Yeah, they come back they come back And they're just and you can see like there's like five I walked out of there. There's like five or six of them just kind of going, What's?uh? What? Wh where? And they just keep flying around the same place expecting it to materialize. I don't know There was my wife and I would talk about this we kind of like felt bad You know, that they because we Now this thing is like, you know, obviously if you have pest control You're killing stuff all the time. You're just not seeing it. It's happening in your yard before they get in your house or just after they get in your wall, whatever, they're dying You know, we you know, there's mouse things and rat things are killing things all over, but you don't see it Antime you see it, then you start thking, wow, that's a lot of They work so hard on that thing. There's wasps. shs. There's lots of them that's what I mean And u And you feel like kind of bad. Like man they worked so hard on this thing. They did. like got grand kids coming over and stuff. I can't I can't really be the hippie that says, Well, you know what? We're gonna We're gonna respect their space, you know Yeah mean really, I mean, with with with wasps, as long as you don't mess with them, they won't get back you. That's what I always hear It's right under my deck. Yeah That's where I s And who knows who knows what they get in their little insect minds? Yeah. He's a threat. Yeah, exactly. There could be like a kid throwing something and it the nest. Yeah and then they see that as a threat and then they attack I had to I saw my girl. Yes Then he got stung Well he got stung and stuff. see without his classes Oh, was that what happened? I remember him being stung and stuff. My Yes, that's how he dg. My son who's now forty one or so. I remember that was in his wheelhouse when he was growing up. So that's sad. That's really sad. I'm sorry that I brought you there. Mac Colly Culkins in the gasket and yeah What's her name she comes down Yeah, you're making me cry. Almost And I've never even seen it. I want to I want to sc my children with the things that scarred me. Like I want them to watch Land before time. I want them to watch Oh that first Land before T. E story Well, that's the way it's supposed to be, by the way. Yeah there's a reason. how about fairy tales? You know, How about this lady invites you in because she has candy and she puts you in an oven How about a story? How about a story like that? There were there was a purpose For these kind of stories. those German ones are Yeah. But the purpose was to they were they were cautionary tales And for children, you And they scared children But there was a purpose for it. and I think that Prob Your kids should see more of that kind of stuff. I mean, for generations, It was thought that it was good for a kid to get a a little bit of a scare. and whether or not, I mean, I guess do you if you Like do you think about Hanzel and Gretel and then somebody offers you candy when you're six or seven? Do you put it together? I don't know I don't know. But maybe in smaller villages, maybe in smaller villages in the eighteen hundreds or seventeen hundreds they did it would have that kind of effect. I remember being in kindergarten and we had a coloring book And there was this bad guy And he was a robber. You could tell he was a bad guy because he had he was a bandit Like he had that mask that bandit mask on And he was behind a tree. waiting for a kid and he had a sack full of candy in his hand And he was re that's how they taught me to not accept candy froms. which was very effective. I'm wondering if Because I knew the story of Hanslo and Gretel, but I was a bit of a blockhead when I was that age. I don't know that I was able to pull out the Sort of a syllogism as abol you would call it a syllogism. Well, no now the issue is is when these kind of stories are told to kids and these kids grow up, a lot of times the kids tell their parents, you took away my childhood by telling stories that are supposed to be a life lesson. Noirl there are people that absolutely My childhood. think I think more likely the kid doesn't get to that point Sociologists decide along the way. we're not going to ruin his by putting this stuff and then what happens is they don't get whatever the value of that was I don't, I mean, the value of it is warnings. Be careful. There's dangerous people, there's dangerous things I sa a lot of it. kid, right? Like some kids can handle it and some kids can't All I know is what I told my kids when they were younger is no adult needs your help Yeah I say that to m my. That's the most important thing. No adult needs your help C call you over to the car, could you help me? No adult in this world, you know, if you're five years old or six years old, there's no adult that needs your help If an adult needs your help Your parents will tell you No, your parents will tell you, go help that adult because your parents are deciding that this is somebody who's trustworthy and they need some help. What if the adult is throwing rocks at a wasp's nest? Huh? What if the adult is throwing the kid jump right in. Of course, that's just good old fashioned fun I think that's the easiest thing to tell your kid. I just like And also like puppies and things like that. Don't never go near an adult that has a puppy. a puppy in or anything anything like that. Although I think that there's probably a Strangely enough, I believe At least I'vead, I don't know if it' true or not, that there's actually less of that stuff that goes on there way less. But because of twenty four hour news and the news cycle, we're aware of every single time that ye when I was growing up, if I was living in Tennessee, I wasn't privy to the local news in Staint Louis. Now you are So anything that happens becomes news and things like that become, you know, conflict is the essence of drama. So these things that's how now we get stressed out about I don't know there was somebody wrote something racist in a Kansas City high school yearbook Well, what the hell do I care about that? It becomes like a national story that some idiot did something and Kansas City. I would say if anything, the criminals now are finding ways for the kids to be able to hack into like their parents accounts by like using like, hey, like You know, you're able to access Mommy's Alexa or something like that. Mommy's Alexa connected to Amazon account. Oh really send things that way. I've seen like some like scam scammers that have been able to use kids to get to their parents that way. There' been like some news stories about that. By the way, when you talk about hacking and stuff like that, I've been to get this for a while. I've brought up Is one of the only people Who actually asks this question Why are we giving so much money to tech to do AI and that this is the future when they haven't even solved the problems that they introduced nameamely Ididentity theft king everything we're a part of For some reason, we've all just gone, No, that's the future. Sometimes you just lose your idea. And we never said You know, like, how about you fix that? Before we move for to me, I feel like at some point there were the first banks It's like the very first time people said Well, I'm not going to bury it in my backyard. I'll put it in the bank. And and then maybe there's a little interest there and it can grow But if from the very beginning Banks were like, hey, sometimes people come in here and they take your money and there's nothing we could do about it. Don't you think people would have gone, Wellll fix that problem before we get into like He's got to build a bigger bank. just like But but they've conditioned us to believe like this was not a problem in the before the internet age. I mean, I'm sure that your identity could be stolen, but I mean what it would take to do it? So it didn't happen to many people. And for some reason now, we're just like Yeah, yeah, yeah, the technology Oh yeah, you can't fix that. No one asked you to fix it. No one expects it to be fixed. What the you go to the bank, hey, my money's gone. Well, here's a newudy picture. Yeah Yeah, here you go. Here you go. Yeah you know, tons of entertainment and. Hey, you can watch movies for four dollars. Well, I don't have four dollars because ike don't you think would have made the banks fix that before they moved on to, you know, derivatives or something? And we haveven't. So I'm going on too long here. that's a setup for the fact that I get a newsletter every day from the Wall Street Journal Tech and it's always full of these breaches. I just want to give you when we get back has been in my newsletter just the last two days As an example of a problem we're deciding we don't have to expect them to fix before we give them the rest of our money and the entire future. Alice Williams says it's still slope. So the reason I bring that up was becausecause AI is only going to accelerate All of this hacking Apple is issuing software updates early, citing AI security concerns, is from Wall Street Journal. Rather than wait for the next release of its operating system Apple plans to release security fixes soon, regardless of whether hackers have exploited known vulnerabilities the company said. So we're about to go Proverbriial. I can never say that word proverbriial A. Hack Hackathon This was going to happen to howon It's going to be u I mean, it's on steroids, something stupid like that saying So that made me think, okay, already where we are now before AI, which is now supposedly going to identify everything that hasn't been exploited in the past This is just from my newsletter from the last two days from the Wall Street Journal reccent breaches One, medical device maker Medtronic is notifying thousands of people that their data was exposed in an April cyber attack including more than sixty three thousand five hundred in Massachusetts and eight thousand six hundred in Vermont U This incident did not impact the ability of any medronic device to operate safely and deliver intended therapy. Well, that's nice, although your identities were compromised By the way, this happens a lot like when you go to a hospital. The problem here, what I'm noticing is there's so many third parties involved. So in order to get to to hack the big thing, you get in through one of these third parties. The third party is in charge of doing something for the hospital and through that third party, which is lesser than the hospital itself, you get into the hospital that's going on a lot, not just hospitals but little to big through third parties. Number two, NissA North America is warning current and former employees to watch for identity theft or suspicious banking transactions after a breach of its Oracle Pople soft HR systems. NissA was one of hundreds of customers affected in the hack. Oracle told the carmaker, according to a notice filed with state regulators Number three, Social seecurity number is that This the same one? Now in that one, social security numbers, tax data, financial information and other details were compromised for former for current and former Nissan employees in the U.S., Canada, Mexico, and Brazil All right, three, insurance company Assurance Americas notifying at least five hundred six thousand customers in Texas, Massachusetts, California, and other states of a march cyber attack that exposed their personal and claims data And here's the last one. This is just in the last two days in my newsletter. Formmer employees of trucking company Yellow were compromised in a cyber attack fifteen months ago, being reported now. The company said Friday, personersonal, financial and medical information was breached in a march twenty twenty five cyber attack. my point is As we go into this future where, well, all of our money and resources have to go into AI We're just accepting this No one's saying fix this You're right. I mean we've all become complacent about it. It's just like ever since like our social security numbers were leaked by the Social seecurity office. Yeah Yeah. Okay. We've all de. We've all been compromised. I is an easy solution. Just ask AI Yeah. Well that really that That is what the Elon Muskks and the others are saying. When they don't have an answer, they're like, yeah, but AI' get so smart it'll fix that. I don't know how. But give me all of your water and all of your electricity and all of your money. And I kind of promise that within the next ten years. I mean, AI is gonna take care of climate change. AI iss gonna take care of any problem with the data centers or the water use or the electricity. The only problem is it's wrong, you know, You know, every seventh question you ask it And now people are doing like those SEO curations Do you know that is? I don't know what that. I don't know if curation is the right pos Yes, engine optimization. So they'll create websites have in the URL the word Reddit. And in like the headline the word Reddit, and then it will just say whatever it wants. and then AI, you know, like if you're promoting restaurant That's a little idea. but you would put all these things that make AI suggest your restaurant. So basically basically it's garbage in garbage out because the algorithm, and that's always true with algorithms, garbage in garbage out. The algorithm's never wrong But if you feed it the wrong information, it can't give you the right answer. And if people are already gaming it in this way, and by the way, they're never gonna to wake up and they're never it's not even what's happening They can't even adapt. AI can't improvise because can it won't. It won't until it does. We are bom b Consciousness. We don't know what it is, but it's pretty obviously not somethinghing more than just the accumulation of information. There's no reason to believe that you could just at some point somethingomething has so much information that it wakes up. There's no reason to believe that's true. Alice Williams says there's You know me, I believe in balance And I believe in fairness Can't just beed up on an industry, like technology for a half an hour and just leave it there. So how about some good news? How about some stuff that technology gives us? How about some aspirational technology that could do what technology is supposed to do. makeake life more rewarding, easier, right? Now I'm hooked, I'm all ears. Okay, well this is from The Daily star So you know it's legitimate Ah smart self driving toilet will follow you around the house and can be summoned I like this. Now that's technology. S your thing about. Be I've always been sitting there. I wish the toilet would come. Wh Why do I have to get up and go to the g what? And I think that I want to go number two right here at the dinner table. Yeah got a family me your family members, so just have to put up with it. Or what have you got to vomit? You've had a long night out and you're like, Oh,il emmergency Here I am, please throw up into myself. Say thank you. Say you. Now the truth is it's actually it's targeted initially for people who have trouble getting around So that makes some sense. but look, if this thing works There's going to be a lot of people. What is that next thing that makes your life a little more comfortable? Be I'm not going for this until it's put in sort of a lazy boy form, you know? I want to be I want to be relaxed. A cushioned? Yeah, I want the I don't even want to have to pause the video. Autumn, you and I would be one hundred percent in on this one. A built in biday with warm air drying. I'm in. Oh wow. I love a bed. R Where does this does it go to like its spot like a Romba and then empty itself Yeahah, probably is sealed in a container and can either return to a docking station for plumbing and lease or you can use a it can use a robotic arm to empty itself into a standard toilet Oh, don I don't want to look at that. That's disgusting This is period for a while. I remember with our cats. this was years ago. My wife had watched something or read something about how they can be trained to go to the bathroom in the to. Yeah My friend my friend does that. cat. I was like Jane, I don't want to walk into I don't want to see that. Yeah I don't I don't want to I don't want to go into the bathroom and see that. I' just you know, I'd rather just like, you know, once every couple of days, I got to muck out the stall. I'd r do it that way. But I mean, they're not going to flush the toilet. So it's just going to be left behind. Oh it's the worst too. it. And so like for my buddy and he's a fan of the show, I love you. but you know, the thing that's funny about it is that you'll walk upstairs and like use the cats bathroom And there'll be the cat's stuff on there. You're like, Oh, Oh, those we have bathrooms for the Yeah.'s basically the cat's bath. Listen, I don't want you I don't want your cat go to the bathroom or the toilet until you can teach the cat to flush. Yes. Flushing. And you know what? I need to tell some people in this building this because apparently there are some human beings in this building don't seem to recognize that flushing is part of the entire act Like, you're not done u tntil you Stickl or. How do people get up and walk? I just don't it's happened, it happens too often. It happens at least once a month that I walk in there. It's like you were in such a hurry Is that it? Is Do you think it's a it's like u What is it called like aom domination kind of thing marking their territory You know, like a it's an aggression It's a got I'm not going to do it. yet. No. I think that they in my rational mind says that's all it could be. But I think maybe there are people who Just forget absent minded How could you be That is insane. L I just there's so many things wrapped up together if you're not doing it on purpose as a rebel. There's so many things wrapped up together. There's absent minded, there's just An innate rudeness that you don't think about things like this. I nastiness nasty just not not a clean person. I think in our building, we have tenants that are in this building. Oh, I think they're doing it to lau shout out at us. It's not it's not the WSB people. we lost another tenant. We lost another group there's this there's this area down the hall as I walk to my office and to the left There's a They sort of smoked glass so you don't look in And there's like a whole other company in there. and it's just people doing something I don't know if they're setting up appointments. I don't know what they're doing. They're all got they' got up to. They got a screen in front of them, they're always on the phone, whatever And this is the second company in the last few years that's been in there And now they're gone. Like I walked past the other day they's like in one day they wiped out everything took all the computers, all the They moved somewhere else. And it's like what's happening here? Well, upstairs on the second floor, they put together this whole thing. There's like each desk has a double screen bususy day now there was a moment for like maybe a month. Well there was a lot of people up there And then now you still have all of those workstations, each one with a double screen and on a busy day there might be pers Yeah, like three people and like you've got enough workstations, I would say to easily put ty fifty sixty or a moread Yeah may conference rooms of their team. Yeah it's just like three and this is like What are these leases these people are? Hey, we can leave whenever we want. Well, now that we have our friend. They were here on a Friday and gone on a month. That's what I'm saying. So now they're gone, you need to keep an eye on the bathroom and see whether or not some and see if it see if it was them or not. because I have a theory that people that are When you're renting a space right, you don't care as much compared to people But still. Now hold on. No matter where I am, I flush. Yes But you might not you get as clean if you don't care about. No no, no, no, no, hold on. now.old Always be. I always flush. hold on taking an idea that has some truth to it and just expanding it too far. Do renters don't take care of homes as well as owners do. Okay, we get that. certain, you know, but that doesn't and shouldn't apply to whether or not you flush the toilet and just or leave a gift for the next person who walks to TV. Let's just rank And honestly, I mean, that is just something that is innate. You just turn around you flush. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like Maybe this is this isn't historically right, but like I've always put on my seatbelt. I don't ever get in a car and not reach over and pull my seatbelt. Me too. It's just it's like a muscle memory. Yeah, so it's flushing is another one. Like I would never Well you know, my philosophy about the bathroom is that no matter what business you've got going on in there, when you leave, it should be as if nothing happened I like that. Make sure the campground is cleaner than you have That. Make sure the poop ground's a little cleaner than it. dumping groundump dumping ground. I'm gonna keep an eye on that. How does it happen? But you know, there are things in this world I just can't no matter how many times I see it How does a person not use their turn signal? I don't understand it I just don't understand it, but yet it happens. like people are just f like Yeah, I'm getting off on this ramp. You didn't think you might want to let me know. I just I don't get it. I dont it's the easiest thing in the world. What are you say or the people who are just on their phones while they're driving is whatever's happening there? Like if you didn't see that till you got to your destination, would your life would would you lose something? I was Because if you keep looking at that screen, you're gonna to lose your life. You know it's a really big problem now and I wish that APD would get on this Right now in the city of Atlanta in the H ofV lanes bringing up traffic There are so many people that are not riding with a passenger. That so hopping in the HV You are a jerk if you are not a positive. You are a jerk. Yeah. you are not HOV positive if you are driving without person you know, how can you even we're a we're a nation obviously, there's good people. I mean, I'm here There's good people I We're becoming a nation of jerks. Yeah. I mean I mean, we really are just rudeness and just Nastiness Driving up to Cumberlland yesterday after the show I saw a guy go all the way from the right lane of seventy five goo across traffic, no turn signal. This is what got this going here all the way across traffic into the HOV lane as a solo driver and then slowed everybody down in the HOV lane. Well, it's very. It's very important where he was going, he's more important than you are and his destination is more important than you are and your destinations. These are just people who are really important and they've got places to be and the rest of us just need to get out of the way Alx Williams, speaking of traffic, says two So yeah, look this up. So now if you're this is not something I would be a part of, because I don't play game. I don't, you know I have no hand eye coordination, so I've never been in a video gamees Sony confirmed that hundreds of previously purchased digital films and TV shows are being permanently purged from PlayStation libraries Ridiculous. Over five hundred and fifty studio canal films are being removed from accounts with no refunds. Following similar purchases of discovery TV shows and past life, I thing you have to understand, you should not don't buy movies or TV shows from these kind of streaming because you're not buying the movie. When you walk in, you know, the old blockbuster or something like that if that was rental, but you know, if you buy a DVD or a Blu ray or a CD Um, you bought it It's yours. I suppose over a hundred years, mayaybe it would disintegrate or something or not be as good, but you own it. You bought it. it's yours. It's in your house It belongs toike somebody comes and physically takes it away from you, it's yours Yeah. But you're not buying things. I'm not, you know, it's not like a revelation, but I bet you a lot of people kind of don't realize it because you know, people are busy But you're not buying. a movie or a TV show buuying a revocable license paying for a license that can be revoked at any time. Now, they don't do it willy, nilly or preacousness. But what happens is when you When you think you buy a movie or a TV show from Amazon or S it PlaySation, whatever. You're actually just able to get this revocable license because at that particular time Amazon or PlayStation or whatever has a deal with this other in this case, stududio Canal And if that deal goes south or it doesn't get renewed, everything you think you bought is gone and you have no recourse whatsoever And I imagine there are some people Maybe who don't know this who have built great libraries of movies and whatever, I'm sure. And it's not just what I heard stududio C. I thought that's kind of highbrow, but it's Terminator two total recall Rambo Apocalypse now. Many people would hey, I bought that. It's mine. Well it's not And I and that applies to all of the streamers because you know, you hear about it all the time or the office was on Netflix, but now the office is on PacOon because you know, whenever all that happens, anything that you bought on one of these services doesn't necessarily I don't know about the office, but if you bought it, it doesn't roll over your purchase doesn't roll over to when it goes to Peacock Do does it? Maybe I don't know. I don't think it does. No, and that's why it's so frustrating these when these companies do this. even being like I'm not a gamer, but I mean, I play I play I play college football and Madin. Th those are my two best games. I'll be playing Grand Theft Auto this November That is why I'm so upset about Grand Theft Auto announcing that they're not going to have a disk with their game Yeah becausecause if it is a game that I value I want the actual disk if you can't control If you go you could download it, couldn't it is a program a point that if the PlayStation store disappears because Sony goes out of business or then you don't have that game.'s gone Can you put it on a thumb drive or something? Well Yeah, you got to know what you're doing Right. I mean, I suppose you could download you could you could put these things on you toD yourself, but you mean, you gott to be you gott to be a little bit, not maybe not an expert, but you gott to be somebody who understands the technology. L with yourself sure a video game it'd be much, much more difficult. Yes. ye. yeah, I'm thinking about just movies. but So I heard somebody say this a while ago Pret, you know, When I say I'm a law and order guy, I'm not for what happened in Minneapolis. I'm more in law and order is like rules. you know, rules are rules. and so but I heard a somebody who probablyrobably some YouTube video I watched, but he said, Amazon can tell you that you don't own the movies that you bought from them. then pirating movies is okay. Yeah. And it's sort of like I went, wow. yeah, you know what to this sort of law and out order mind That makes sense, tit for tat, right? I mean, If I buy something from you and you are just like, Oh, didn't you look at the license? Nobody ever does And these are the same people are telling us not to buy things in the future. We should just subscribe things. Yeah. If it's something that I think that one's gone down. Everybody realizes they've subscribed too many things already If it's something of high value to you, you should try to buy a physical copy of it and but again, they're making that impossible. You cannot buy a physical copy of Grand Theft Auto. If you go to Game stop, you will get That plastic cover and you'll take it home and there'll be a download code. I do believe that they said that maybe after a while they'll release discs because they're mostly worried about people getting the disc and ripping information before the release. Okay that work at a game stop or something Okay Well, hopefully eventually it will Yeah It's not like we're just not going to do a disk The point is, you know that's you're right. There's a million people that can get their entire libraries taken away because abbsolute service. Yeah. really And again, it's another thing where it's like, well, that's technology, that's the future. I guess my identity is going to be stolen. I'm going to buy things that I don't own. Well, I don't want somebody to call me a Ludnite. I guess that's the future. I just got to jump in More merriment to come All right, that music is telling us two things Shut the hell up, get the hell out. You know us, we're good citizens. And you know what that means, we just do what we're told and we don't talk back Shelley Winter's up next. He's got a great radio show for you As usual We're going to come back tomorrow
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