Empire State Building Daredevils

Thanks for listening to the Bond Hessler Doctrine podcast. Follow the Doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content. The bx Her doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric von Heessler. Joined by most, but not all, but then again, augmented by one I think it's interesting. Tim Andrews H' the afternoon off, spepeaking, of course, of all the doctrineaires, Autumn Fisher is here. George Clark is here. Craig Rushs just showed up out of nowhere. Surprise. Chaos Stephan's here, but he won't be talking And Gerald Yamamoto is here. I thought I was Jirad. Well, that was yesterday He, you're Gerald. T todayay I'm Gerald. Yeah. you like Gerd seems a little more exotic Yeah. You know Gerd. Hey, Gerald man, Dylan Francis, one of my favorite artists. know, Gerald is the pinatta that he carries around. Oh that's why I put the two together. a Spanish J. Give me a Spanish J. Garod. Yarred Yeaham Yes or Hamnon. I've heard that before too It's Herred Yamamoto And the gang. includluding me, your host On this Wednesday afternoon edition of the Von Hesser Doctrine, and a special one it is. We don't usually have guests on the phone But When a certain English person that we know attends a match, James Cordon. intlant not yet. Nope. In Atlanta Rooting for England Even though he's a naturalized citizen of the United States, we won't get into that English neck is with us and I hope a little bit drunk and happy. Come on England. Come on, Hurry Chane. my God, this is the first World Cup match I've ever attended in my life. it all coincides with thirty years of being an American, being an America, but man. I tried walking in. I tried when the goals were scored. you know me. I'm an emotional man. but man. that was wonderful. And now I am inside what used to be the CNN center and there's a DJ playing terrible music, but there's still food. So soopping up the alcohol. Are you mixing it up with fellow Englishmen in Atlanta right now? Oh I ran into a good old friend of ours, James Knight She used to be on the X station. He came in from LA. And we're just hanging out. I've even cancell I've even cancelled my lottery performance in do drink. We are drinking down in town Atlanta. Now Nick, you got you got the greatest. ultimately, I'm sure during the ride it wasn't the greatest You got a comeback, which is going to make you feel more excited when you win because I was watching it and I kind of somewhere around the sixty minute mark, I was like, o, I don't think is going to work out. I don't know what you were thinking And then I had to get in my car to come to work so I missed the entire comeback, but congratulations on it. I was I was sitting next to a couple of blokes from England who followed the team for the whole and they were like losing their minds screaming at players. comeome on, push up, push up. And And when that first goal went in, it was like a moment of relief from at least, I mean what sixty five thousand people in there. probablyrob sixty thousand of those were pulling for England. So of course. It was E was am We must mention English beat doctor meant to? I believe I just want to let people know, bring them up to speed. England beat doctor Congo. Do it's a doctor Dominican Republic It's doctor Congo Democratic Republic of the Congo. There's a D in the middle. I didn't know until they started announcing it. I get it, but to me they're doctor Congo. I thought they were gonna to win And but you you beat the doctor back and that's fantastic. Well I just wanted I wanted to hear your excitement and your exuberance and ye you've you've given me every now what is it possible? We know this is going to happen because I I think even English Nick thinks France or Argentina is going the whole thing. But is it even possible given where the groups are that Let's say we some miracle happen. Is it even possible that England could face the USA in the in the final I don't know. that the team from Mexico last night against Ecuador They granted it was in Mexico at their home stadium. But that team is something special. It's going to be interesting. to see I think it's Sunday that England takes on Mexico. We'll see Yeah you can't Argentini, you can't Spain. You can't count France is on fire right now. France. And so I want you to say really as long as you can hold the O's like England is just scored and you give me a goal. comeome on. let's go. England England scores Yeah. ye. come on English I don't get a goal. like just say go Oh no that that's what they do on the side side of the border. We don't do that. We're very reserved when it comes to our commentary. Oh, you just you just yell you just call your favorite players names when you're when you're losing. Yeah. That's how. Yeah and there's howorry camean with a goal. Let's get it going again. we're not messing around. All right. Well, listen, I know you're excited. I would say don't don't climb to the top of the Empire State builduilding to let the world know how happy you are. But just short of that, enjoy the evening and congratulations to England He thank you. Thank you. You guys have a great day. Thank you. And here's the thing, goo USA tonight. He That's what I want to hear from Naturalized Nick. All right man, goo have fun. be safe. see you bye. The US could play England in the finals. They're in different sides of the bracket. Okay. All right, so that's what I wanted to get to which who would English Nick be rooting for And that I'll be smart. he knows the right team to pull for being the United States of America. Absolutely. Especially going, you know, knowing it's all going to happen just a couple of weeks after the two hundred fiftieth birthday. Yeah. their sport. England invented it. They should win. If they made it, but they've already won a championship. They've won a World Cup before. we have not six years seven. It doesn't matter. they still w one. We haven't won any ninet We have zero Yeah, but we didn't even try for the longest time. Nobody in America cared about soccer. I mean, honestly, we didn't start caring until the nineties when we hosted the World Cup the first time. And because of that, we prepared for four or five years and we actually had some stars that people knew about. But we didn't have like, I don't think we had any major league soccer back in the nineties. I don't know when that started. Yeah that started after that World Cup. Yeah Uh I think yes England has been trying to win the World Cup every four years since nineteen sixty seven. I think the United States has been It kind of showing up for the World Cup if they qualify at all. Yes. Hey, let's not go after the United St States, I will have you know that this country turns two hundred and fifty years old in just a few days..'s arere you celebrating? Yeah, I've already been to Alabama, I got fireworks. Yeah. You don't have to go toar anymore. We have them right here. change. But the mortars are better in Alabama than they are here. likeike the ones that actually launch off. I think they're still like regulated in some way and Oh yeah. well, so you can blow up your neighborhood. Is that what you're saying?. Who was that football player? Pierre, the guy from the giant. Yeah. And then I think they went to the bucks or something. I think he might still mean fingers. Pierre I can't remember his name. Yeah, he, but he had a good career after that. Turns out if you're a defensive lineman I't really need all five fingers John Pier Paul There you go He had a good career. I think he's might still be U Yeah, blew off his two fingers like his index finger and his middle finger, I believe with fireworks one year D't keep him from having a good sel. listen I don't know if that's a good lesson for people. He actually went on to have a very successful career. his eer. Is that the message you want to give to kids? Nore probablyably not. Kids be careful with your firewor. You need your fingers. Yes. You're probably not a defensive linean. You need your fingers. He was a linebacker so. Oh, who's linebacker. Okay, well, apparently as a linebacker, you don't need to have that claw, it's intimidating Oh yeah, because he wears thing the quarterback and you see the claw coming after you Yeah So you think you probably did it on purpose? And somet' more intimidating than on line. I'm just saying sounds to me feel like you're sounity,es I I understand. I'd go into deep depression if I lost some fingers. I would too I would go into deep depression if you lost a couple of fers. That's because I have empathy. Maybe the pinky out. Maybe not ose if you don't know how much., That was the whole premise of help. the movie help? Yeah, he was going to lose his pinky And it was like, you don't really need you pinky. Oh yum Will you stop healing from the Beatles? I'm tired of your humor to, Greg. always lifting from the Beatles movies. Always. I'm a suyper fan. You know, I watch them on repeat. likeike kids will watch the frozen movie over and over and over watch all those Beatles movies. Well, you know, since you bring it up, I was gonna bring it up later. But I have to say that I came to an epiphany was listening to Pul McCartney album last night because now it's just over. I just love the album. I listened to it every day. And I was trying to figure out why? because certainly he is older and you know, the voice thing, which is actually handled pretty well on this album, but it's there And I realize there's a little pipiffhany and this is my little Palmcartney moment and then we'll move on U Beuse I was listening to, Why do I love this so much? And I thought, this is really what it is too me Paul McCartney is the greatest pop song writer in the history of the world. Now, Bob Dylan is a better lyrical writer. I'm just talking about pop songs. I've better givven them going electric. I know that you're like that, but some of us got over it. Some of us got over it.il. So for me, you're looking at somebody who is the embodiment, his body in his body His body naturally turns out. songs and Now we're just dealing with that same body that keeps churning out these great pop songs But it's an older body and Somehow that thought just made me just totally relax and be able to just say, yeah, you know what? I disagree with Autumn Fisher. I hope he never stops. I want him to squeeze every pop song he has out of him because when he's gone, there's going to be nobody else. there was never anyone before him that was like him. There's never going to be anyone else that's like him. The idea sixty years after he's first introduced to the world, he has a number one record in In England, he's still playing to sixty thousand people when he goes out. There's somebody else name, an entertainer, a performer ever in history that has done more and been popular for longer. And it wasn't like he went away for thirty years. Like, o, it's a big comeback. There is no comeback. And so now I look at it that way that this guy is a pop song machine It's just that that machine's older now, but you're still so squeeze them all out, Paul. Everyone that you have, I'm there for you. I'm not like that autumn Fisher who would just leave you on the side of the road. I am an actual fan, which is short for fanatica.id you call? mean, I think that he should go and J just go into a cave and slowly die It seems like that because you won't even this is amazing. It's just time. No have you seen Midsumar At some point, you just gotta throw yourself off a cliff This is what disappoints me about this autumn fisure, although there's many things I think that are very positive I have a lot of positive things to say about Autumn Fisher. But I can't take a person seriously who now up to this point, We had a lot of great conversations because we're part of a Beatles club together like when Beatles people like to talk about the beatles and blah blah's little aacebook group and then just in regular life, just in regular life. You meet other people, right? And it's just like, o, yeah, w, you don't mind talking about this, blah blah blah. And then she was, no, I'm not even gonna listen to the album you know, Roll Stone gave it four and a half stars. Yeah, I don't care. You know, a lot of people are saying it's his best in like twenty five, thirty. Yeah, I don't care. I don't want anything from him. I don't care to have anything for him. I don't want to find I don't need anything from him. Yeah. But what if He've given me everything I've ever needed. You know, and some things I didn't need Oh well, of course because he's prolific. Great song by the way. but that's all right. I wouldn't say it's one of his best, but it's not a bad song. That's the That's the point. That's a bad song for him. That's the whole point is that he is a pop machine. And I think that you are wrong and I think that you should. But then again, the thing is, all you're going to do and I was thking about it like I was like She's just going to listen to the first song and go, Oh, I don't like his voice. That's it. And now and to me, that's now identified as onene like You're just a boring person Well why do you need me to like it so much? I don't know because I want to be able to talk to my friend who likes the Beatles. That's what I'm missing out of this is the conversation. He's reaching out to you, Autumn. This is him extending a hand out. She rehing pushing me away. She really. I keep trying to out like, Hey, Autumn, I'd like you to listen this out. seeee what you' think? I get it. And she's like, no. I do have a feeling I do have a feeling if she listened and she wrote a long review in Texas to to you you would just give a thumbs up No, I would Eactly. You wouldn't really talk that. First of all, if you're going to review the album, you gota listen to it more than once, since she's never gonna do that. No, no, no, don't don't set me up like and she'll never do that. Let's say I do. Okay. And then I do write you like a thoughtful note And you don't really I think I would engage with that. I don't think that's true. I think that I would engage with that. I think you know that I would engage with that. I don't know I I would not I would not You know, that's the problem is texting is becoming too much a part of how people judge you. And I'm not good at it wouldn't answer either Huh People don't understand. thisO CC came in the other day O AP here. And he walks in and he goes, What, you're not going to call me back. You're not going to do whatever. And I'm like, Well, wait a minute, My phone is always on silence So if my ph and it doesn't buzz because if I'd be one of those people where you know, once a week, my phone would go off during the show. I spend a lot of hours a week on the air. And so as a consequence, I just don't I keep my bringer off at all times without any buzzing. And I had to like calm him down. I was like, whoa, I didn't know you called me. know, That's all right. You know, there were years and years and years and years where if you wanted to get in touch with somebody and they were out, you just had to wait till they got back home I don't know why everybody is expecting that we're all going to be on a now I understand, hey, the house is on fire. Okaykay, I need to respond to that right away. But and I'm speaking to more than what you're talking about, Autumn, but we really have gotten to this point now where everybody expects everyone else to get right back to the When did he call you? I missed the days. I guess I when I was driving to work or something. I don't know. It wasn't he wanted to ask me about an advertiser or something. and I just didn't know that But my point is he thought I was ignoring him. I didn't know that he called me. And you know, and with email and texting and everything, it's like we all have to be available for everyone we've ever met Every moment of the day. to you're right, Right, but to be am I'm speaking to things more than what you're talking about. Okay. because it is a little difficult sometimes to get a hold of you, especially if it's someone like CC, right? He's not a family member. You haven't known him for twenty thirty years. So it is a little bit harder for him Right You know, But I just didn't the phone email him because he won't answer that. I didn't know the phone rang. Now when it's work, I like anything else, when it's work, when it's people who are, you know, in mid management above me, I respond as quick as I can when I know that you know, unless I'm really drunk Was he actually mad at you? I don't think No I mean, he came in with a little bit of an attitude. Most people react to. were were you were there. was a little bit. And as much as CC can get into the attitude area that was because he was there was time. He was trying. he needed to get back to an advertiser, let him know something. He thoughtel I was ignoring him So it's not, you know, but I'm speaking to this the wider thing. I'm tired of people being mad at me because I didn't respond to something fast If only you used your corporate email. I would just make things a lot easier. You know what? everyvery time I clean that thing out at the beginning of the year okay, now' Now I haven't gone back. There's got to be a thousand hestly email When you clean out that email, how many emails actually mattered? I mean, it' a little There's a lot of crap, man. This corporation just throws a Aot lot of crap into the email. There's a pizza party in the basement Yeah, and like all kinds of like silly announcements that nobody cares about. Jared Sred cares about They Oh, look, they're gonna to have puppies on Wednesday. He those puppies, You know what? I came in here If you tell me the puppies were cute, I'm gonna to say, puppies aren't No, theseese puppies, I expected them Th these were special I expected them to be like, you know, a couple months old. likeike they were like maybe like five or six, mayaybe they hadd been like a part of the pound. These little puppies were Were they hairless? They were two months old. They were so adorable. They had you born and they. they hadn't even had their shots yet. They were adorable. I came in I was my mood was part. They were still slime over their eyes. I was almost like licking. I was in a bad mood and then I saw those puppies and I was brought into a good mood. So you know what? thank you. Did you? No because it's dead I'm a cat Oh my God. Snd it back. I've had my fun backack to the p, but a couple other people here did adopt the other two, so I was very happy to see. Well, that's their whole thing. and it's a very smart strategy on their part is who how many people go out to the, you know, look for an if you bring puppies into a workplace, then They're gonna to get a do. speally when they're that little. they were so chill, too. They literally were like just sitting sitting in my hand. They won't be long for their ping all over the house. They rugged them That's what I thought I've never seen a puppy that chill before. I'm like what is you if you have this temperament, I could probably have you. A woman had a dog on the plane today, a small one just shed under the seat just laid there the whole time. Didn't make any noise? Yeah because she She probably did drug that one. druged them up. They have a little CB. Why of people I mean, I can understand now if you're just moving for good bring your pet with my. But when I first when I first got on plane in my life, which I think was nineteen seventy four or something Um Animals were putting like there was a part of the baggage area animals were put in And now all of a sudden they're passengers. It's just bizarre. Yeah. I mean, when they're down there, I mean, I worked on the ramp for a long time at Delta. just because you were throwing them in there. Is it No I never threw an animal come on.'t donon't put me in that category. There just it's really sad when you open them up in there because sometimes like people would just You know, they would put them on these flights that were three or four hours and you would pull them out of their out of their kennel and you know, the kenel would, you know, thered be there'd be their mess everywhere. they would have, you know, urinated and stuff. No wonder. it's just a bad experience. Okay but it's. It's three hours. They'll get over. I get it for anything less than two hours. G a little doggy psychologist after you get on the ground, It'd be fine. But S people just don't care. They just don't care about their animals and you could tell If they care enough to bring them on a plane, they care. That was their only choice Yeah, it wasly choice back then. Before we got into comfort animals, which is a huge racket. Just a scam compleomplete racket. Now are there some people who you know what? you know what noobbody ever complains about a blind person having a seing eye dog It's very train. And also it's just so very obvious what they do And so very obvious that It's like, yes, this actually helps this person. You know, when somebody's just there with,, well, I just can't handle it. Well guess what? If you can't handle air travel, don't fly You know, in general, I don't think they can handle life. They go to the drive and they're like, I don't know what the wordder. and then they pet their dog. Yes.. helpels them decide. I have a friend who's like this and I've known him ally my whole life. Is this Stehan? No, it's not Stehan. really I've knowed my whole life and I don't know what happened as he got older, just everything. He was like the kid a few years older than me that was to my ideal. You know, when you're a kid If you're eight, there's somebody who's thirteen that you're like, wow, man. That's like that's like that's like an adult that I know, you know, whatever like And there was some times where I was being bullied and like he showed up and put an end it. Like that was like the kind of like saying, you know I don't know what happens somewhere like in his late forties or fifties or something. just just can't handle the world. I don't know. And then I was talking to him on the phone and he's like, you know, I had my comfort animal with me because I don't say anything mean. ess he's listening right now. I don't see anything. I don't see any a little tough love. Well a little dog at least fit under the. He's so fragile. How do people get s Fragile You know? There' people who bring giant dogs and they sit in the bulkhead and then it just lays across other people's feet. Yeah., they don't care. They don't care. It's selfish. And I told just that when I was flying back from Spain. When I was in the When we were when we were at the gate Fame sitting there like somebody had a dog and then somebody else, but they kept I mean, it didn't seem kind of like violent. They kept Yanking the dog back. The dog was a little bit hyper, and they kept yanking it back. and then there was somebody else who was a dog lover. And then she's like, please stop doing that. I'm like, I'm just trying to go back to America. I don't need to be in the middle of this melodrama. And there's no reason for me to be because the person who hased the dog shouldn't even have the dog like this on the plane. I mean the person seemed to me like they were fine Like you can get along for a couple hours. without your dog. I'm tired of people I'm just t You go to concerts and people are bringing their dogs. like what What a big Dylan fan? I gotta throw it back to you. By now you should have somehow realized what you gota do. I don't believe No the new Pw McCartney you want to You can come inside, yes. Y. Dylan wrote on her on her Bob Dylan? Not Bob Dylan. Robert Zimerman. This is another Dyl. I apologize for going electric. you heard it. You heard my disappointment. I don't care what you see. This is another Dylan that wrote on her Instagram and he said, Taylor Swift And they put the greater than sign, Paul McCartney. Oh, that's fantastic. Yeah, I'm really going I'm gonna bite on that. Okay. I'm Okay, great for you. Hey, enjoy it. enjoy it. By the way, I'm getting so annoyed with this these preparations this wedding Oh in New York City j is on. keep getting my TikTok algorithm for some reason because I guess I'm a woman. Oh yeah, well, of course care. I thought the whole point of it was they didn't want the attention. They could hide in there but no windows. But now there's stories about the preparation and the couirst they're having their wedding at Madison Square Garden. That's number one Yeah She'sing somebody's backyard on some private island. She's building a castle apparently in the inside. like Okay this I'm getting sick and tired of people who have no problems celebrating themselves You know what? We have one day a year. It's called a birthday. I'm going to give you a pass. You get to celebrate yourself, the fact that you were born, blah, blah, blah, on your birth. that. anything. Well, listen. I'm telling celebrate your mother. It's okay. celebrate the fact that your mother decided to bring celebrate. Okay. celebrate parents. Think of it as a conratulations on getting it on. There you go. Yeah, you got it on, you got me out of it.'s to celebrate.'m sorry. Maybe it really should be like, I'm sorry. Yeah. I was a let downown You know, I have a good time I just I'm just so just in normal times I am so sick and tired, not to get political. I don't want to get, but it's like there's these people like Hillary Clinton. She never has a problem showing up and having women praise her and blah blah, blah. Meanwhile, nobody can tell what she ever did for anybody. But it's just like, yeah, so there's another event that you can show up to and people will talk about how wonderful you are. And Taylor Swift falls into this. so many people fall into this Stop celebrating yourself. And then the day, you know, the time that we're in right now I find it disgusting that these wealthy people put on these spectacles. You know, people are hurting The people a lot of people who buy her Music are hurting. And it just seems to me like I wouldn't pass a law against it or anything like that. But my personal opinion is in times like this When people are hurting Really getting the crunch You know, to put on these spectacles and fetch yourself and I just find it to be honestly just disgusting. I don't think they're horrible people. I don't think they are, but they're acting horribly to me. This is grotesque. And even if it's a head fake, which I half believe it's a head fake and they just get married somewhere somewhere else and then they just everybody thought it was New York City. But at this point they've got the city so involved and permits that that would be seen as Pe would hate it because theyre closing down streets. L time. Why do you believe no matter who you are that you're so important that streets The biggest city in America. I would be so ashamed if I went somewhere and they were closing streets for me. I really would. And you lose that when you used to people constantly telling you how wonderful you are and celebrating you. You're two people getting married. Congratulations. People do it every day. If you think it's more important because you're doing it, that because that's only because you think you're more important. than others. No one would be expecting a wedding in Cleveland now just saying Yeah, that's your head fake right. You'ret get married in a justice of peace.obody' tra anythingy in Cleveland. tra Telse. where people are you're or you' Taylor Swift. you know people who are justices of peace. You can do it in a living room. and then have a party. You know, do it like normal people Taylor Swift knows that she deserves to be treated like this because what she knows is that she is wonderfulness all together, which makes her better than other people It's just I find it grotesque. Go get married. What about you tells you that you need such a special thing because other people are constantly telling you you're special? I have an offer to Tayor Swift and Travis Kelsey if you'd like to hear it. Well, they're not gonna to hear it. so you might as well give it to me. Well I just I am going to be officiating my sister's wedding in South Carolina. so now I' am officially ordained in the of South Carolina So if if Taylor sp to Travis Kelsey would like me to officiate I'm a specific state. I'm did Taylor got do you need someone? Do you need someone Now we don't need somebody absolutely already, but I would love to take your information or at least you could give your information to my people. Yeah. And then they could just keep you on file just in case. Okay, perfect, T Te. I appreciate that. so sweet have to go. Who was it? Yesterday when I was talking to somebody. I don't think it was out of the air They should be forced to get divorced at Madison Square Garden. raedes, Yes. have a big public trial? Yes. I said that on Monday. Is that what you said? All right. Well, I threw it out there. Greg Ross. Thank you. The South Carolina thing th you ordained just in that state, just in that state. You didn't do the Universal lifeife church? I did not do that one. I did just for the state of South Carolina. My sister is getting married there in next May. So I'll be offic this element so so so It's been forever. We have knocked that only but good We have knocked it out whichich is a shame because it would have look good on a t shirt somebody didn' make a t shirt. was Did somebody make one? Somebody showed up with their own homemade shirt? So many years ago. It was great. We were doing a live show. That was got to be a decade ago. It was that Mad lifeife and whatood stuff? W that like ten years? No C couldn't have been ten years ago. I'd say seven Seven or eight years ago And I remember that moment that I saw that woman walk in with her so, so so right here T shirt I turned to Jared and I said, I'm making you a stuff. Yes. It was a great moment. I took several shirts. It was a good shirt. It was a good shirt. though. good shirt guys man, that was good. remember that shirtember George, I don't remember that shirt. No, you weren't around. Bots too bad, George.. You know what? he wasn't born yet, but we'll fill him in We'll fill in on our greatest shirt moments's V von Hessler Dodkin. There's been a few. more than you expect. options you can take on this Taylor Swift Kelsey wedding. You can see what you know Oh polymark. Yes she's going to wear who's going to be a bridesmaid or a gro. Now when you bet on a dress, are you just basically betting on a designer? becausecause you know, you can't be like Oh I think there's going to be ribbons around her elbows Y's in the lead Yeah, who cares? You're opening a position, Eric, You're not betting. I know that It's opening a position Hey, look,ve as I've told you, Kusci. And this is God even father. My my nephew, Joel has been put out there as like the face of Kuschy. And I told you, he was on Sunday morning, CBS Sunday morning, he was on the cover of the New York Times magazine. And that my wife a few days ago showed me that there is a billboard in Times Square and there's my nephew, Joel. is the face That's the face of Kalshei is really'sear I'm gonna have to take off at the beginning ofugust. She's getting married in Los Angeles And so it's be one of these things where You know how much I can't stand what they do But at the same time, I'm very proud of my nephew. You know, it's kind of like, and I know my wife's going to be, you know, she'll starts she'll stir it up Yeah, Eric doesn't like what you do. Now hold on. that's not I know that's gonna come up. She have some white wine going. Yeah I act un like. He thinks it's terrible. He's killing the country But I'm happy for you. I'm glad you're doing well It's just bizarre, you know, when you know somebody since they were born and now they'olinger Yeah, Joe Holsinger. That is that is the youngest son of my wife's U Sister, sister. I think this I was going to go through a whole life It's either a sister or her brother. What part of the family tree? I was gonna say I was gonna say oldest sister, but my wife is the oldest and the next one is who'sginian Jared Yamamoto. Yes. I'm really officiating. Hes gott to get his license in California. Much more difficult. Much more expensive. Spokesman things start for him He was I did not know this, but he was one of these guys who like pututs on a members's only shirt and a jacket and some aviators and he did his home thing from home for a while with gambling And I guess this channel got really popular. I had no idea. And then Cal an Instagram that I'm looking at. Yeah, he had his whole like a whole image. I had no idea And and then I guess Calci hired him off of that and then once they hired him He was just the perfect face for them because he's like twenty seven or something, twenty six, twenty seven. and he's He's always been a really good gambler. And so he makes although Cal, she's not gambling, we understand So it's there's no house. There's no house. It's just positions So it's kind of funny. I can't wait to see him U say, hey, man, congratulations. I'm gonna to hold back the part about, you know, I think this is killing the country, but you know, it's fine. Oh just wait for his first dance and then after it gets done. Just remember this. I go off against private equity groups all the time. Who pays my check every two weeks? A private equity group. you know, So just because we complain about stuff Listen, I'll tell you what's up But don't expect me to lead the charge. I'm no hero You know, there's a possibility that there's no such thing as the Mandela effect. Maybe people are just dumb. thought about that? Really stupid Hey, I thought that they were the Baron Steing bears. Well, you're an idiot. No's notaronmarin effect. So the Baron steain bears. I still remember the corornucopia being the fruit loom logo. I don't remember that. You don't remember that. It's not there. It's not there. The point is it's not there and people think it's there. Oh, I thought it was there then So you I thought it straight. this There's the I'm confused there. There's the effect So it comes back to Eric's probably rightiting. It's really just people dumping dumb Did the Monopoly man have a mononacle? No No, that's Mr. Peanut Well, we're learning, ladies and gentleen and that's what this show is all about So newews and information station and you're getting you're men from your peanuts. know you're men from your peanuts. This is weird. I know that it is. I know that it is. It really good Everything's weird. By the way, one more thing on that wedding while I'm grouching at the grouching I'm grouching is that one' grouchingrouing I'm grouching. I'm having a good grouch Ab everything with Taylor Swift and her wedding in Madison Square Garden Let me just say this My wife and I spent a thousand dollars on our wedding outdoor at a park just happened to be the same that Chicago sings about Saturday in the park. We got married in that park on a Saturday. cost us a thousand dollars. and we been we were together ten years before that and that was almost thirty years ago. onene thousand dollars. beautiful park. osed down a whole park. Did not close down a whole park. There was an area of the park where they do weddings. Squirrels just area of their acorn. It actually everything shut down for you. Then years later, somebody was killed in that park during your wedding. No no, and then I was a suspect the years later after I got to Atlanta, so years later when the internet was really just kind of getting going because we got here in ninety eight. I mean, just getting going in the sense that everybody was getting it in their homes U There was something thing that we did, I don't imag it on a news jog or something like that where I found out where what possibly was going on in that park just a mere, I don't know Perhaps fifty yards away from where I gotten married. Turns out it's one of those parks. a lot goes on. Parks are one of those parks, I guess. but I got the actual information. And in a weird way, it's kind of skewed my memories of that day, like thinking, oh, just over there, you. Was that what I saw off in the dist? Well, listen, it was a day that it was dedicated to love. So it all part of the theme, you know thousand dollars in nineteen ninety six. is now two thousand one hundred and thir.. So So excuse me. obbvious. I did It's much like the event at Madison Square Garden about that happenediously You have no room to You basically had a bigger wedding than Taylor Sloy is what I'm hearing. it looks that way Boy, I have been hoisted upon my own petard and like you Pard. And exactly. We all know what it means. None of. I thought it was a corornucopia. Yeah was There was never a cornucopia. I thought it was a monacle I thought it was a monocobia Speaking of cope, not to get political here Oh boy. how How in the world is Foxews doing this with this great national state fair? The greatreat American state Fair? Wait what what are they They just don't care that people what what people think about them. Is that that they're sitting there saying this fair is just unbelievable. There's nobody behind them. I saw video before I got here today I don't I think it was yesterday that the video that I was seeing And I'm not lying to you. There was a band playing on stage. This was eleven o'clock in the morning. so it wasn't like, you know, that's eleven o'clock in the morning. That's pretty good. That's As fair time goes, the crowd should be showing up. It's prrime kiddo time. Yeah And u Without a doubt, there were more people on stage than watching the show. It was one of those things there was a lot of people on stage. It was a big band. Yeah, horn. I think that I think I heard a little bit. I think it might have been kind of like a Christian band. seemem like they were praising the Lord and all that. they were also singing some beyonce, so I don't think so. Oh, okay. well, either one. There were without a doubt More people on stage than in the crowd watching them A lot of people don't know what the word great means. They'll say things like, why they call the Great Depression? That wasn't very great. No, Great means large. Great means influential Great means has legs and everybody knows, it's a big thing. It's a big deal. That's what great means. We've changed the meaning and added a second meaning, which is, oh, that's really good. But when you say it's not supposed to be set up that way, it was the really, really good depression. No, it was the great deepression because it affected everybody. So when you say great And then nobody shows up. You lose on both meanings, which is hard to do. Why I call the big deepression? The big old depression because that's not what it means. It means it affected a lot of people. You can't even like you could be offensive about that you could offend people with the word great because they don't know what the word great means. Like you can take really bad enemies of the United States over time properly you can say He was a great man, but people go, What are you? Like what do you hate? No? no, I'm I'm using the word properly We had to go to war to defeat this person because they had influence all over the world. That's what the word great means So the great American Stay fair, stay fair. is just failing on all I mean, it just it's beyond belief And I believe Since I'm a little political before we go to a break And we'll see if I'm right about this I think when you see like a drone shot An aerial shot and there's just nobody on these three fields I think that that's a metaphor for what Trump has done to the Republican partarty. I think he's just hollowed it out. And I also believe that It's a good harbinger. You can look at it and go Yeahah, Republicans aren't voting this year. There's not going to be an overwhelming U push Like when Trump was on the ticket in twenty four, it's just not going to happen And that's why I think we should start calling it the Not so G National State Fair Power two of the Bon Hessler doctrine begins right now. You know, it's interesting 'Cause I had lots of friends who are MGa or where I hadn't really talked, like I don't talk to anyone, which is strange given what I do for a living But when I get home or outside the city, I don't talk to anyone about politics. I just don't find it to be fun. Somebody gets mad. So I just avoid it allogether. So that means that my friends are in mag. I haven't even really talked to them about politics. So I only know like the stuff that I see on TV. and we've got a man on the street thing here. How are Poor members of MAG, I'm not this is not coming from a mean place or this is coming from a curiosity place How are they twisting themselves put like A shiny You know, kind of veneer over this Great American. State fair that it is just a huge failure. and you know You know, even if you're core MGa You know that if everything was exactly the same, but Biden was the president, You'd be meimophyon You'd be meimopying You'd be making jokes You and your other bag of friends would just be laughing here but somehow People actually can figure out a way to say, no, you're not seeing, you know, it's like, I don't know if you remember Baagdad Bob. It reminds me of that, you know, Iraq is fine. You know everythingverything's good.'t I don't really understand how they can even begin to make the argument that the great American state fair Couldn't be better I mean, it's just and how And so do you have like a man on the street being Yeah yeah Fox Ns. I watched it this morning I guess they their morning show. I can't remember exactly They're all out there. like they're covering the And one of the reporters is out there and he's talking to people that are enjoying the g least he found somebody. He found a couple of people. Listen to this. Some Americans have been rapidly descending to the national mall in our nation's capitol celebrate this country's history Hold on, st h operative word. S. S empty. Yeah, but it's not it's not what they expect. It not but I'm just saying, you know there are, some people are here. Some people are here. But like are those turnstyles, those things they set up for lines Yeah. I never know if that's the right word I'm using. Now, a turnstyle is like a Yeah, what are those things call that they set out soions But these are these are made of metal. but the same thing. It's like the gate is when you go through. It's like when you show. But what it looks like is when you show up to TSA and they've got that all way going and it's like you and five other people. you're like, Oh my God, but you still have to walk through those things to get to where Yeah. That's what it looks like to get into this place. E that I've seen. I haven't been there person. So we're going to find this Fox reporter is going to find somebody who thinks this couldn't be going any better. Some Americans have been rapidly descending to the national mall in our nation's capital to celebrate this country's history. Oh, we've had an awesome time. most out of here It is a great time, great time of year to get the family out, get in the city, see some the history and everything. celebrate two hundred fifty. Others are expressing gratitude for the opportunity that is possible in this great country, Thank you. We celebrate the United States because it gave us freedom.ers. No this reminds me of this It reminds me of. what were those commercials out there still on? It was it was some kind of thing where you bid on these things and they would say things like he got a computer for seven dollars. What was that call? And everybody that was on was like, yeep, this mixing bowl. I only got it for one dollar likeike, Okaykay, so this is not targeted at people who might have some intelligence to come to this website. they're targeting it, Hey, if you look like this person Hey, I got a spoon for fifty cents. Like obviously this is a scam L you're not buying? I don't wantan to make a hory girl. Yeah. she was so happy. And of course, you know, what was that kid like four years old? They're allowed to be happy. They don't know what the hell's going on But the dad'. We're celebrating America two hundred fifty. We're proud of.'re proud to be here. Yeah. We're proud. my daughter's proud too. And we've got the place to ourselves r She's my daddy Just like how can I don't understand it. I've never been There have been times where I've really been behind candidates. There have been times where I considered myself a member of one O both of the parties, when I was young, I was a Democrat, Th then I became a Republican and then I became a libertarian, and now I'm a nothing Now I'm nothing, but any of those times And where I would get behind a candidate or really want a candidate to no It never occurred to me that I have to pretend that I'm not seeing what I'm seeing. in order to keep pushing this along. Like I don't understand I don't understand not only that need to follow, but also Um part of a spin team. if you have Three empty fields for a fair That means the fair is a failure. It doesn't mean that you're wrong because youve how do people not look at it They're the ones watching Fox News and that's hping it up and But they can see it It's unbx. I know buts a different way. How can somebody tell you that empty grass is a crowd of people? That's my question And do you have to go through the whole thing where you fool yourself and convince yourself first before you tell others? or you have a little bit of confirmation bias, right? Because A, you don't want to go against what you have created as your own personality, right? That's difficult to do. then If you're there in person and you see that it's not very crowded, you just kind of Maybe it's just not busy today. And then you're watching the TV and they're saying that there's a lot of people and you say Well, you know, maybe they're just all inside those places. That's the problem. I know then tell yourself that That first inauguration did have more people than Obama's inauguration. Yeah, But I mean, even beyond that, it's just like like even with those the different states, I'm sure this has changed by now, but like two or three of them, nobody had ever walked into one of them Like there's two or three states that no one has walked in and checked it out. Now this may have changed by now. but this is like a couple days in. Which states? I don't I can't think I feel like one of them was one of the eye states. I saw a lady I saw a I don't talk about what she got in some of the different states. she was like, well I got a couple pencils from one site and it's like, it's that crap swag that you get It's like WSP swag when they come in here to Hey, here's a few pens at a cup. Chucky cheese. Thanks are coming. I have to play skiball. I got a plastic sunglasses say Nata. by the way, byy the way, it's been revealed who the people are who put this together. and again Trump didn't, know, this is what I would do if I was president I would say Okay, I've been convinced we're going to put on this great American state fair All right, here's an idea back to me with the three state fas that most people consider the best state fares And then All right I want one of these three people to put together these fares that everybody says are the best fares. But you know what Trump did? said Who's loyal to me It's just like the pool. It's just like the reflecting pool It's not he didn't go out and say what's the best damn company in this country It's like I know people who are loyal to me. Everybody who put this fair together have been around Trump and with Trump and spokespeople for Trump and all kinds of stuff. None of them appear to have any experience. The guy who heads it up is worth like forty four billion dollars or something and didn't make a dime of that putting together events like state fairs. Everybody who was recruited to do this, there was one basic thing. Trump said, arere they loyal Yes, they are How loyal really loyal. Re loyal? Really, really really loyal Her up That's what happened here Nobody that knows how to put these kind of events on were involved in this You know, the arch apparently, the fake arch doesn't even touch the ground. There's Yeah, it's like two There's two fet. Yeah because it's made of it's made of paper or something. I don't know what It has like a vinyl on top of it It's wrinkling because of the Be the heat the humidity. Yeah,'s the vinyl tap. Yeahes stone hand. That's what it is.. That's what it is. And I don't know why people, here's the thing. I don't know why people who love Trump can't say This is what I would say. if I was still in MGa I was never in Mea. But I mean, if I was in Mega, I was still in Mea And I wanted to U, you know, put a smiley face on this I'd say I didn't I didn't vote for him to put together state fairs Like within that, you admit this is not gone very well, but you could that's a tactic you could take. You go, Yeah, well, listen, I'm in favor of this, that or whatever immmigration. we don't have people pouring over the border. L I would I would just go, yeah, yeah. So he doesn't put on state fairs very well. But instead they have to double down and act like. and by the way Autumn I don't know if you' watching where Fox is when they're doing these It's think of it like NBC during the I saw it like. So even when they're telling people there's thousands of people there, you can see it's like it would be like the today's show and there's nobody outside the window. Yeah ye. just's the cr is exciting. Yes. Well, you know, it's sprinkling, so maybe that's why some Al also no shading You look at these fields and it's just like go bake in the sun. It reminds me of the phones and the university. It's just they get the people that they can in there. Yeah. and then it doesn't matter. about delivering the product., That's like everything now. And again, twenty five dollars for pretzel So you bring your wife kids. couple of their friends hundred fif hundred fif hold on. one hundred and fifty dollars for pretzels Worth it worth it. I know what's funny is like I was telling the other day, I remember I was like, there's some places called like Express Hunan Express or something. but it was actually called Express Hibachi and they're selling Pretzels, Nachos, chips, hot doogs Chicken sandwich.ach? Aach? Its All right. It's all right, just keep marching. Say good afternoon to Alex Williams. Alex says seventy five North is bumper to bumper I can't believe you of all people. What. That shaming? New? I never said anything about that. Come on. No, he just looks like Ohah He looks like oh yeah,ll take care. He looks like a villain in that nineties movie Tracy. Yeah. so yeah, yes, this is the that you just sent a picture to our text thread of the guy who owns the reflecting greenwater services You know what a very unfortunate name He looked up to his name.. I think it's a success. You hired greenwater services. He is what you got What do you want? You didn't want. You could have you could have hired Blue waterater services. That was your decision I don't know why everybody's getting all down on me. but I don't know, I don't know, you know, just you can't judge a book by cover by its cover. But if this guy was an actor He would be in soopranos or casino or One of those. Well those are yeah, I'll take care of. I'll take care. I'll take care of it for you. Hey'd be shame seven million dollar contract. No bid I really do you I mean, listen, not conspiracy. No oh, o that that here's it would be a shame if something happened to that Washington monument. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. All right, we'll let you do the pool. No, not the mob Yeah Is there some? Can you say it that way again? Can you just go back I like the not the m Not the mob. N the mob. Okay, than you. Please. Are you asking whether there's some money exchanging? And landering. do you know I mean? Be like the same thing that was happening with the East wing? Yeah. You know, it's like he's doing a lot of weird No. Well, what he's I think we talked about this yesterday. I think' first of all, there's a we can go into He had to release his information yesterday and we found out that he's made over a billion dollars in censep. Right. In the no, not he's made more than that in the first year of the presidency. and there's a lot of, you know, once you get into a world liiberty financial or whatever that It was only crypto too. Yeah. Well, crypto, he made like seven hundred thousand And then other stuff he made, you know U But it got him over like a one point four billion dollars he made in twenty twenty five . where the year before he made like six hundred fifty thousand. So you know, the president so there's there's a lot of that going on. I don't think necessarily from this building stuff. like I talked about this yesterday with Bill Cane. I've realized now And once you see Trump this way, everything makes sense. We keep wanting to look at him as like a person who wants to get policies acrossed and some people want lower taxes and some people want higher taxes Go back to the early eighties, Donald Trump wanted to be the most famous person in the world. He's now the most famous person in the world Now, what's after that I want to be remembered as one of the most famous people of all time. And it explains everything. Why does he want to expand the territory of the United States to Greenland, Canada and Puerto Rico? Because presidents who expand the country are always remembered Why does he want to put up monuments, create the ballroom, which would be called the Trump ballroom? And even if the next president takes the word Trump down forever when you're talking about the White House grounds, that will be the ballroom that was built by Trump. one hundred years from now, that will be the ballroom that was built by Trump. And maybe then people will just be used to it and they'll laugh like Can you believe people didn't like this at first? No know, because that's the way things happen. And Trump has brought this up. Parisians hated the Eiffel Tower. It was supposed to come down. A lot of people thought it was an eyesore. Now it's a reason that people go to Paris All of this the arch, all of that kind of stuff is putting his face on money, even if it's just some weird two hundred and fifty dollars bill These are all things that a hundred years ago a hundred years from now, make historians talk about you and mention your name as president. Once you see that the goal is to be the richest Most famous person alive Everything he does starts to make sense. If you try to deconstruct it from Yeah, but he's hurting his own chance for Republicans You're getting it all wrong. That's not what he's in it for He is in it to be the richest, most famous person Who's ever lived? Alex Williams is checking the slow rock. What is it Canada Day or something like that? Today is Canada Day and back free Tim Horton's Duts for everybody. That's right. and Bobby Bonia day. So your Mets here Greg Russ. So is how many more years, I think twenty thirty Yeah, a million dollars a year. Okay, we would have to explain this to people because I didn't follow them much. So when when was when did the Mts signign this U Contract with Bobby Boner. Was it like in the two thousands? Was it in the twenty tenens? It was nineteen ninety one He signed his most wait, maybe that no, no way. He signed his most famous contract with the Mets nineteen ninety one released in two thousand because he was released in two thousand, they owed him five point nine million. instead paying at all, the team and Bunia agreed to defer the payments with a percent interest So yeah, it was So now they so he hasn't been there since around two thousand something. cororrect. They've been paying it the They pay him over a million dollars a year and he just got it again one point point one nine. Y One point one nine million dollars. thirty five it runs there. Was he good for them No in the beginning, yes, but then you know Yes a lot of it it became the future model That's what the Dodgers do with all their players. Well they just play. Yeah. So Bobby Well, some of that's being done in the NFL too strangely enough because if you defer this is the thinking behind it. Now you got to understand these billionaires, they think about they understand things that we don't or not understand but they think about them And this is starting to happen in the NFL. You push money that you owe people into years and years after they won't even be on the team anymore. And there's a simple thing about that becausecause with inflation That amount of money represents less money to the institution five years from now or ten years from now or twenty years from now. And if it's million dollars. Yeah. if it's being invested, you can get the what you were investing that money It's just a simple kind of thing. I mean, Now here's the problem in the NFL you have to have one of the richest owners in order to make this work because they have to cut these checks. As a Bills fan My team is owned by one of the poorest billionaires that own teams in the NFL. So they're limited billionaire They're limited as how much because the one thing they have to do is they got to they've got to give just a whole bunch of guaranteed money right up front to the player. And then the player is like fine, that's okay. You can pay me for the next seeven or eight years on the rest of it No matter how long I play. So that's the thing that goes on in the NFL. Now in the base in baseball, there's no limits, right? Yeah There's h There's no sary cap. There is a luxury tax, but most teams like the Dodgers, the Mets. Yeah, they get around. They know they don't get around it. They just accept that they pay it. R Right because their owners don't care. They're like, well, we'll pay. We don't we would rather Well the Dodgers have the perfect situation a really rich person who is actually a genuine crazy fan of the Dodgers, right? Yes. And so you've got a guy with all this money who's willing to do and spend any amount And it didn't necessarily work because Cohen who brought the bought the m Right, but I' sayer. I'm saying going. I don't I think I don't know that Cohen is actually a baseball mind out a baseball mind. My guess is this Dodgers billionaire is just a huge fan and under because it works, which means he's not getting in the way of the coaching and the managing and everything that's going on It works. This guy Cohen, he reminds me a little bit of the guy who owns the Panthers. You know, they got rich on Wall Street because and usually these guys get rich because they figure out some little thing about, you know, at two in the morning for forty three seconds the exchange rate goes down by it discored That's the guy who owns the Panthers.. He had a scheme temper. Yeah temper It means you can afford A football team doesn't mean you know how to run one and and believe me, and you know what happened? me the Jerry Jones of the world. like the people who have been in, you know, who owns the chiefs, the guys have been there forever, the Hunt F family They let these people in. like this guy didn't know a damn thing about running a team. I could beat this team for the next ten, fifteen years until he figures it out So just because you just because you are smart enough to get rich in one industry doesn't mean that you suddenly can You can buy things doesn't mean you can run them well. That guy Tepper, he figured out like one little thing about the exchange rate And that's how he became's worth like, I don't know, forty billion dollars or something. He I should be able to run a footb. And then he had like a little piece of the steelers. So he got a taste of it. and he decided you would think But this can't happen, I think, once you're already a billionaire because you think you're the smartest person in the world, right? You're definitely the smartest person in a room Rather than sit at the feet. of the people who are running the steelers who haven't been great lately, but over their time in the NFL have been one of the better success stories I think they've won a Super Bowl in every decade up to now. I think that they mean since the seventies, since the seventies He didn't sit at their feet learurred He just went I know better than me because I tell you are. I I'm David Tepper. I made blah blah blah. But anyway, we got we got sidetracked there rabbit hoold into Bobby Bania day when it's actually Canada Day. That's right. And who is it Byan Adams. Rrian Adams has released a song that says will' never be the fifty first state. Take that It's a Canada Distrack in America. let me give it to you All right stop for a second. Brian as an American, if you didn't have the pitch thing or the auto tune going, I could take you more seriously Let me give it to you does This sounds like an AI song. It's like something Tander' put together All right, y's enough. Well is the hook. This isn't the hook. It will never be The fifty first.ally AI Really draged that out. Yeahight And I left this country to go to yours to get famous and rich. But I love this country. I love this country so much I decided to leave to get famous. Is it still that big of a deal? the fifty first why is right ving prompting AI to write prrompting that sounds like an AI song all the way all the way. Do does sound like I it sounds like there isn't a real musician on there Iet with AI, it means every real posusician is s you have this coffee cup and when you're speaking with the coffee cup close to your mouth, it changes how you sound. It will never be the fifty first step. how sound sing. AI. Well, I was say Eric. Are you kidding me? I'm on a beach somewhere I made AI work for me. I was like, all this audience still wants me to stick around. So I put all of the shows into AI thing, Claude. And I said, Claude, come up with five years of shows for me. And that's what you're listening to now. I have been having a blast for the last year Really enjoying myself And but I think I put a lot of neuroses in into the into the clot account and from the past shows and that's why you still get, you know, kind of a, you know Eric Bon Hassler. It is authentic. But really, I'm just sipping margaritas on a beach enjoying the hell out of myself How do you know where the traffic toses are going to go U because I trained AI. Well, that's a live AI. So like Jared is actually in studio And he puts in the prompt. Am I? Yeah. Yeah am I live in Yeah. Well, I mean it works really well. I'll prove it right now. Williams Alex Says there's unfortunately a crash on eighty five North Oh. I don't know So u what u I'll get to this Empire state builduilding Idiotic couple a moment. Love. Is Tucker Carlson starting a new political party? Yes I think he's gonna run to president I have thought that for a while Maybe with Marjorie Taylor Green as the vice president. No. Wh What do you mean? No? I they both in the same camp. I know. Yeah I Marjorie. They're both they were both Trump allies. They've both rejected Trumpism and his current in common. You call it the America First Party? That's something like that. Did he is there her name of the party Oh no But Gege are they just thinking about it? I remember the other day, George ran in here and said LeBron' with the Warriors. now Thankfully, I didn't go with it. I said, well, let's take a look at this. and although you know, LeBron has told the Lakers now that he does he will play for another team next. You know, this is trouble with Luca I think Luca is difficult to play with Um, the one that lives on the second floor? Thank you. No. You mean Luca, don't, don'ti, don't judge. Yeah, he apparently, you know, he moved from the Mavericks over to the Lakers. And LeBron was already on that team. They played for basically a year and a half together and now LeBron's like, I want out. Yeah, he's no longer the future of the franchise. But you know, LeBron should watch himself because he's at the end of his career. I think the thing and I think I'm right about this for all the moving around that he's done He has You know, he had to go back to Cleveland to do it, but he has won at least one title with every team that he was on, right that's correct Yeah. back to Cleveland went to Miami went back to Cleveland, one there Yeah. one two in Miami, one one in Miam in Cleveland. and then one one one one one one. one one, One one in L. we count that one though that's the bubble. Well, that's up to NBA fans they counted NBA f. Well, you can not count it all you want, but they have the they do have the trophy. So you be counting or wh doesn't discounts that trophy. Antonio, there's a chance because that was a rumoreor too.? you go to San Antonio and put them over because they're so close and they're too young. Yeah, I guess for one or two years ay I don't know why he doesn't back to cl. The reason the Lakers won the bubble won. Remember everybody had to stay inside the bubble for what was it like three months, two months or something like that I think I've heard this said Probably the reason that they were able to win that is because not only LeBron, but the Lakers were an older team at that time. They had wives and children and that sort of thing. So they weren't trying to sneak out every night to find some strange before the next game. And because of that, and they were just able or even younger people maybe just missing their families. These were older guys. they'd been there, they'd done that They understood, it's two months. I'll live. I'll be back And I think that has a lot to do with it. Now, that means that they were best equipped to face that situation. So I say It't count It does count. It does count. But he needs to go to someplace like the Warriors or the Sacramental oracr not Sacramento, San Antonio because he's only around for at least maybe two more seasons. he's got to go somewhere there where he can win a championship. That's why that's why I think he's going to book in his career. I think he's going to go back to Cleveland for the last Bookend, it would be more like he started his career in cleveland., but also had his middle part of his career in C cleveland. So it's not exactly just a book of his career where he began it I think that's's going to happen. such certainly. If I was in Cleveland, I'd like LeBron, o, enough. they would love to have him back. Well how hu? It's sports shel? Yeah, it's a sports shelf for right now. Yeah What you to be talking talking about. But Tucker Carl a third party. That's right. a Tucker the president. You said I'm going to build a third party. There should be a good faith effort to figure out what benefits this country And he said I have no interest in voting for a political party that is not loyal to the United States. Does that a name? No name. It's the no name party. Oh, I like that. So Margie trailer did make, you know, show by the way, in case my reading group name in first grade the no names. By the way, if you missed a little inference there, these this is This is becoming an anti Israel party Well that's what he's talking about. I guess What up it's not an. I think that's the wrong way to put it and I don't want to be one of those people. It's anti Israeli policy by America right now. I don't think it's we don't want Israel to exist or anything like that. And that's what it's going to be turned into when he does stuff like that. But they there's that whole thing of And just say what you mean that you think that that Netanyahu talked Trump into this war with Iran. That's what they're saying, right That's what they mean. I think he's filling that gap. Do I trust that that's really what's going on Well, no, because he's still Peter Teal's buddy. And he his dad was in the CIA. He's tied with Vance. I think Marco Rubio gets the GOP nomination. He takes Vance And So he was his dad was in you can't hold that. That' That's not American. You don't hold children to I mean, my dad left when I was twelve. You're gonna to hold me to what like you know, my dad went to jail. I was born I went to jail. he was a con man. You got to put that on me Well, maybe you should Maybe I would be a bit of a. I justject I reject that kind of thing. I reject like oh, his dad or his brother or unless you have an alliance and you have a business with this person and you're working together. Woody Harrelson's dad's in prison for murdering somebody. You gonna put that on Woody Harrelson? No I don't trust Tucker. That's Okay, well, that's what you should say because he' still Peter Tial's friend. Yes, there you go. Tucker Carlson and LeBron James are going to bring a championship to America. That Damn right. Hey, Greg Russ has got to leave for now but he's gonna back tomorrow. I'll be back tomorrow It was a great visit. Alex Williams says it's a break light battle. Hour three. Can you believe it? We're already at hour three of the Bon Hessler doctrine begins Right now. It's the hump of the hump day. is it's the we are on we're right on the hump I think yeah, it's the hump of the humump Day show. Hump trarain. It's the hump train. So speaking of trains,, you know, my four K my big screen where I just get on trains all around the world, I took a beautiful ride today before you go here. It's from Lucerne, Switzerland, which I'm really starting to on these travel things like maybe I want to go there. I Pretty beautiful. I am so happy to see that you're changing your mind on travel. It's Well it's easy for my basement. I don't have to get into an airport. We'll see if we can get me to an airport, forty five minute train ride from Lucerne to some kind of Resort And you go through the valleys of the Swiss Alps It quite beautiful. I took a four K walking tour of that Luc Cerne in Switzerland and it just looked. Unbelievable Yeah it's like but now like, can I find some place in America like that? I've never been to Heelen Just like it. Oh, I'm sure. Helen never know just like that. Lets go to Montana, man. I think I think you I would love. I think you would like Montana. I think you would like the mountainous part of Colorado. Yeah, I like the beautiful vistas. but at my age, I think is there a doctor close by There is, doctor Jo. is doct J. Nice Well you think about being out there all alone. I was watching one the other day. There this is like one house in the middle of the sea on this island You know? And I'm just like, wow That would be beautiful, but what if I needed a doctor? Just wear one of those necklaces. We have a helicopter. do you need a doctor? Well, if you get older, it can happen. Hven't you heard that commercial? The first sign of heart problems is death?udden death.udden death,? Well that's too late anyway. So what's the difference? Yeah you're right.. M also go on What is that voice? who is? What is that is? I is in doctor Joe? Oh Okay. All right. It's doctor Josephine. I' was not gonna to say she sounded very Italian now. I think think they dated her in New Jersey.. You did. All right, comeome on, Joseph, let's go. The eighties hair to the skyell of I got We're roughly the same age. I didn't live in New Jersey. I lived in Western New York. but we got the short end of the stick as far as female hairstyles during h all during I mean, you liked it? Oh, it was c You smelled like it No It was the worst. Remember that like peopleople in my hometown, many women still have this haircut. Y that hasn't changed. Yeah. So like that sort of it's the kind of haircut that only people that live in Western New York or play professionally for the LPGA still have. It's that brutal kind of thing And I just thought like there were a lot of hot girls and everything, but I just lived through the worst hairstyles ever like I would have loved to have had like the hairstyles in the sixties and the seventies. Oh I got the eighties hairspray thing Eied Yeah, it. The ozone was being Oh God opened up for these women We noticed after the eighties that closed back up and healed. Soved it. absolutely. at that disco and hair would hit you in the eye and you'd bleed. I just didn't like the way it looked. This that poodle haircut thing or that remember that thing where the front is kind of flipped up? Yeah and there's like a bowl. It's almost like a stadium. like sometimes I would think, am I going see people sitting in seats inside of this hairstyle? Anyway, that's a negative negative nostalgia. Yeah. I gott to start a there you go. There's a name for for the podcast All right, dor. Joe is here because it's Wellness Wednesday. I think you all understand how this goes on unless you're new. and if you're new, you know what? sit down Sit on your hands and listen for a bit. You'll pick it up unless you're driving, please keep both hands on the wheel.'s tr Well, unless it's in one of those self driving cars. Yeah or that Elon says they're going to drive he keeps saying that you can, but you can't, right? You can. I mean, there was one time where One of my buddies, we took it back from a wedding and he should not have been driving and he just wasn' in self drive mode, and it drove us all the way back to the hotel. He could still get a DUI though if you got absolutely get a DUI makes no sense. We told driving like police like because the car was full we're, police. we can take a Uber' like That'ses Watch this Be you know, he's not one of these s. He believes that friends let friends Well, he says he can drive. Wh am Who am out a question? He was he was saying the car could do it. I'm like, okay. All right. Yeah We'll see what happens. I had a I got The sun Robo, whatever. Wo Wo Wo Robo thing It did not understand the yield on the Buford connector It just blew right through it. And I was like, it would have hit me. It's like, and that's a weird yield I want to petition. Is it G dot that would take care of that or is it Atlanta? I don't know. There is the Atlanta Department Transportation R. And so it's the Bford cononnector that comes right there before I that's HTL. bet that's what it is. Yeah there's they put in aound a roundabout. but And I think it's good It's in a place where I don't even blame people when they blow through it coming off a peach tree down because it's literally you turn off peach tree and it's right there. And it's just it's counterintuitive that you would have to yield at that point And if anybody's listening, you need to put flashing light yield signs there because it's just not it not it's not something that you naturally would think would be there. It seems like A person coming off a peach tree should have the right of away, but they don't And it's very dangerous. So now that we've solved that, and if anybody's listening, that has anything to do with that. And if not, Alex Williams, you call him, you tell him. maybe somebody from G dot harded they can call ATL d. Yeah. they all know him. They probably all go drinking a weekend.bss.bsolute. other. All right. dor. Joe doesn't drink with him becausecause he doesn't drink. He lives a very boring. I drive them You drive them after He drives them all home. That's it. The man who drives everyone in Atlanta home So what are the wellness Wednesday stories? Well, since we are starting off summertime, the official start started on Sunday, we're starting to see a lot of influencers on TikTok spreading misinformation about sunscreens so much so that a study was conducted by the University of Alberta And they analyzed nine hundred and seventy one TikTok videos. they found that a lot of them were giving the correct information. P your sunscreen on But a lot of them were putting out misinformation and people are actually buying into it. All right, shouldh we just say that deserve it at this point. And watch these sunscreen influcers whyy do you need somebody like by the time shouldn't you know are these people sick that are going on like as some sort of You don't understand what's going on in the sunscreen industry? Oh what is going on in the sunscreen industry? I mean you don't even understand I don't even think you're ready. Okay under But it's a type of sunscreen that you need to be aware of. Okay, of course canan't just Google it? What you can do is you take a stoonful because really it's the damage on the inside. L it's the Oh it's chondria inside of your body. getting rearranged by the sun's deadly ray. There go. Okay. what is the real information people should know? What real information proper sun zinc oxide A maybe titanium dioxide. Okay now a Titanium one doesn't taste as good. Oh ye. So I don't recommend that But like I'm not gonna yuck your yum like I do you. You She has a million followers here not listen to her. So is one of those we talked about this before, the thing that like surfers have on their nosees? Yes, that's People aren't gonna to do that. You have to give advice will actually use. peopleeople are not going to walk around with that all over their face looking like they're just about to you know, be in a silent film.. It doesn't have to be that thick. You can just put it on a small coating and really the thing is get out of the sun Yeah After about twenty minutes when you see starts turning red, it's time to get under that Time to go out is like eleven AM PM. Yeah. And just sit Put some baby oil on in addition to kind of amplify yeah, you know. I do that. I just don't I'm really getting to the point, man, if you tell me that an eight year old oh that's sad, an eight year old doesn't have that information. But why do people O the age of fifteen feel that they need to get advice from an influencer about sunscreen. I'm sorry, it's kind of a Darwin awwards moment. like just there's no reason for you to be following what an influencer says about sunscreen. The evidence that you need is available. It's at your fingertips. Eric, she's so hot Okay, you can still watch her. She soot look at her just like with a lot of hot women, you don't have to actually listen to what they're saying. I it's re skin hand. She. Alex Williams has I just spat all over Alex Williams has better news. Good goodood. It's good to know. What was that? It Oh, was that's for us family talk O because it would get us thrown off the air if it wasn't for us. The show within the show has A little for me, a little for the audience. Yes. Very nice of you. That's why I don't have a podcast ' it would just be disgusting It wouldd just be disgusting once I started going. I need the FCC. to keep you in line. in order for people to even like me at all. Brendon Carr loves you Yeah, Brendon Carr. Oh yeah, he's lo you. He's a great patriot My patients love you. They talk about you all the time. Really? Oh yeah. Don't forget what they say Well today they said Dr. Joe, said was well this Wednesday and they said you're going to be up with Eric, right? Yeah tell him I said, Hi.. So he's very excited about that. And so yeah, probably four or five times a day somebody mentioned you in my life and it's It's getting a little annoying Im be honest with. It usually say the other side, the people because Bill Crane I was always say, you know, I met so and so and they said, blah it's always with Yeah It'd be nice if you let you speak a little more. Come on, you can get that They said that to Oh they said that to Yeah they say that a lot. yeah Well, Shelley's friend got mad one day. We were talking about anti aging and his friend was like, and he texted Shelly. He says, tellell them to shut up. I want to he know how to anti age. Well, then you should tell them when your show is on the air. I did because you get to I get to there are certain privileges to your name being on. Say from eight to ten, That's right. know I get all my medical advice during that time. That's right. I'm in bed already. That's why he's so young vibrant because he listens to is getting younger. I't know what. He's. He's shiny. Look at him. He's shhiny. Why thrive in the summerine. Why thri in the summer months.'s what it is. It' you're a sumim guy. I have a summer.'t we have an AI song about how you're summertime guy? It's still in the archive, yes. All right, Dude We don't have the open You have that open We're gonna have him over Hold him over for one more second. Yeah. find that open M. I will. Until then give me another Wellness Wednesday story. Dr. Joe, what are we gonna to do? newew study from China says that sitting too little Mbe just as risky as sitting too much. What the? What are we gonna do? Nhing too late now.. What hey, hey, how continue to lay Wait a minute, wait a minute. How about crouching That's the best. Yeah, especially when you go to the bathroom, it's good to squat. Yeah Oh Well, the Asian squat. know, We're the only ones that don't real. sounds like a dance. The Asian squat So why you triggered that Jackson Ladies and gentlemen, that was a commentary on a politician.ew the Asian squat m do do He's used to it. He's probably gonna to be the next governor. As a Yamoto and the Asian panelist here on the show, I apologize for my white colleagues here. Yes, thank you very much. Although we felt like you gave us a license to make any jokes. I have a friend. So what say you? Well, what they said in this study was the people that don't sit much are people that do manual labor jobs. And problems backack problems, increased risk of heart disease, accidents. So they're saying that those people who don't sit a lot also have these other coactors in there that can increase their risk. So I this I got this new theory and I got to get myself to wake up earlier in the morning to go swimming first because I do have a pool. And I used to walk all the time. I have a new goal, which is I want to get I want to be one of these people who sixties and seventies if I make it all way through the seventies. No hip replacements No knee replacements. Good. And so I think that probably the walking because I'm starting to feel it already with the walking, a little bit in the hip or whatever. And I don't want that. I don't want to replace these things.. So do you think like if if I woke up every day a brisk half hour swim every morning, that doesn't mess up my joint. That phenomenal. That's one of the best exercises actually swimming because there's no sttressing stretching too. Yeah, you can do like chair chair yoga, a chair tai chi. I do that all time Really? Yeahah. abbsolutely.. Are you tying to a chair? What's? Well, that's something that's another thing I have, you know.. private life is none of your business, man. consider exercise? Yeah, Well, it depends. you know This is what happens to I show to doct Joe's spot.. Tying people to chairs. It's good for you. It's right All right, stick around also, because I need to do my feet. So we, doctor Joe we come back. Alice Williams says seventy five North is crowded. All right doctor Joe's still here just because he wouldn't let me leave. I wouldn't let le Be He still has to do one more round on my feet. Oh wow, another one. Yeah. This message is for Dr. Joe Our Eric socks on Oh. when you're adjusting them feet. his minds want to know. A Nude. Nude. He's. he's totally nude from the ankle down. Yep. Yep. It's's you know, it's kind of a little bit of a massage. And you know what I've noticed? I don't know if this is just a little affectation that you have. But when you're done with one of the feet, I slap it. You give it a smack.es and And that's somewhat, you know, I could see I feel like I'm seeing into your life a little more You are actually. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. what's so interesting is is that always when this is happening Eric and doctor Joe are always asking me to leave the room. and I'm always like, okay, Well don you listen, we don't want you have to lie to people in the future. If you're question. Yeah, what did you see? You saw nothing. Yeah. Exactly. That's fair. Hey, girls got to do what girls got to do. you know I mean I get my half hour on the show. Im you know, ye, understand I understand It's transactional society, we live A of you were saying That's all. I didn't he what you said. I don't even know what I said. Did you forget what you were going say? No it it's passast Okay, it's not the moment is gone, but's just a little little comment.. Okay. you interesteresting observation. Thank you. Yes. Now when you just feet, you wantan to do it skin to skin is one fourth of all the bones in your body are in your feet two hundred and six bones in a body, one aboutout fifty of a Marineers. Not the important one. No. All right skull. Yes. Okay, yes, o. What do you do without that I got one more story. Wellness Wednesday. somethingomet for this guy. so it's not just about him doing my feet. Well from the health section of the Huff post. Apparently, the astronaut workout is all the rage and scientists say that it can cure back you can cure your back pain and reverse aging. What is that astronaut thing do you have to get on that spinny thing until you get sick? Yes, that's exactly. And then you throw upational They's really strong. Autumn's new diet. Yes.. spin and puke. They have one of those at the great American State fair Yeah, and and there's plenty of seats J's go down and get on it. They'll turn it on just for you. Yeah. They have something that they called a swing Its our order at the moment, sir.ou. And the ice cream is melted again. Butther than that, it's a great time you the family So what you're saying you kind of agree with this is that when we work out, like we'll our abs, we'll do the front, but we don't the sides, we don't the small muscles, the multifitous, the rotatories, multifous. The multifitous. There' a lot of those. Yeah got you do have a lot of those, actually, yes. and you have a lot of rotatories as well. Yeah. But if you're working out you're sitting on one right now, you it hurts U, it's kind of a pleasure you like it? Okay. At first. Is that the plug in one or is that the manual one? This is the one that I was born with. Okay, that one. Okay. You were born this way. I was born this way. U Back off Jack, something like that. So if you're an astona, when you're moving around, you're moving all your muscles and you're building up all your muscles at once, but we can't work out in zero gravity and sccuba dive, of course. Do you scuba dive? No, I do. You find that hard? My mom just got her certification Water certification. Yes. She's sixty nine years old. Oh good I'm glad. go there and live it It's fun of. She's bn in her life. That's reallyally exciting. But when you get sick when you scoo aive it's not funine. 'causeuse you can't throw up with takey regulator routs here.ight. Oh, it's a mess. Oh the fish love it. Oh fish fish are all over chunky and nast food. Exactly. Yeah sh't feed them. I have a personal experience You've released your mouth chum. Come here a little v another possible neative show. mouth chum. We'll put it up there. Negative nostalgia and mouth chum. mouth chum's in the lead right now. m Mouth chum over alliteration Don't forget h train too, Autumn O over the world Park train. You know, I always reject everything that Autumn said That's part of the show. It's more like you rejected it first, and then later you're like, you know We use it next week becausecause we don't get credit for. As long as she doesn't get credit that's That's all don't you. Ne week, Tim will say it. That's a great idea. Yeah's do it. Yeah Absol. Absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely So astronaut workout. Yes. So How do you do muscles? Yeah you do You get things like yoga. you can like lay on your belly and arch your back like a Superman pose in yoga type thing. Yeah. So doing things like doing yoga. Yoga is a good way. Okay, so this is a new name for yoga. astronaut workout. It's like thinking about how astronauts move how they're forced to move because of zero gravity. and so you start doing those little Yeah but let's think this out If you continue to act like an astronaut, then you're gonna lose like bones and stuff. Yeah should get tallink or tall or you lose bone masks but get taller. Yeah becausecause the disks re hydr. So I would just do the exercise on Earth and don't go to the Mon or Mars. That's your advice. Yeah. becausecauseuse if you do that, you're going to come back and you're going to lose your bone mask. But doctor Joe, do you think This exercise, this routine is going to become popular where people are to be like Oh, I'm doing the astronaut people with you TikTok people like you Look at me. I'm doing That's going to be soone that's not An astronaut workout. It's just yoga. right. Well, you could work out in an astronaut suit, you probably lose it. And have, you know, lower gravity like treadmills if you get to go to NASA and do it, But I guess the average person is not going to be able to do that. If you happen to live right next door to JPL, perhaps. J a propulsion laboratory to go over there. I think they have a lot of equipment like that sppin around while you they close down since they stopped doing like CERN, they shut that down What Yeah they shouldtn.'m the end the world's coming, right Autum is whoa, whoa, whoa, What did they find out? There's a little bit of something going around, who knows, but people around there are saying, like, my headaches are gone and I can sleep at night. Oh, well, that's not good enough reason to stop cern. That's not why they did. saying that Oh, people are saying that it's going on Wow I didn't know they shut it down. When did they shut it down? That's the big super collollider. Well, they said last time they shut it down, like the economy crashed and so maybe it's No, they had to shut it down right after they opened it because there was something wrong. Right. And then it took another like six months or something. But then they That's Google it. They've only shut it down to make more p Okay. Oh so noah is that what they're saying's Yeahah, that's what they're saying, but in reality., what I'm hearing is get ready for the headaches to C even worse. worse. They've probably found power more another dimension in there and they had to shut it down because we would have sucked into this black hole. And so maybe that's what happened Do you have another wellness wins? Sure do. This is another win. I didn't bring this guy in here to give me a physics. Well, you know, doctor Joe iss gonna be gloating all the way home here. It's another win here. This is from bingboing. net. Boing B My source It's very re It is It's actually it's been a Rzitech webs Apparently there have been multiple tests and it turns out that RFK Jr.'s carnivore diet is unhealthy. And doctor Joe, I'm sure he' like this is just b should be played right now D This is more haters just because they don't like Trump. No That's all it is. That's it. They don't like Trp. so you can't eat me There go. No. how is it bad for you? Like it wouldn't here's an idea that's like if you eat food If you eat only foods that were foods one hundred years ago, you'll have a better diet Is that true? Yes, that isnoct carnivores didn't they No, but they ate fruits and they didn't have a lot of meat It was expensive back then. So you had a lot of fruits and vegetables and grains or outside morening get sunlight.st that against fruits and vegetables. Yeah Well, he's mister Carnivore. I don't even know. he doesn't recommend grains or anything so under that sauerkrad v it used to be alive. Preferably minutes before I ye. see is still pulsing while he's eating I guess They like to see the life d from their eyes. Wow, Autumn. that was art of cas. He of the culinary experience.'s not tainted. All right, doctor Joe, tell people how they can get more. doror Joe, they don't have to take you up on it, but they they should. If they want follow me if you want to live If you go. I'm still drinking beer doctor Joe. I'm sorry can't get it out of me. You' drinking water with it to neutralize the deydration. after every three. No, should be three waters for after every one. No. Oh, well, you'd never be out the bathroom. But it's a key. you save a lot of money then too. Okay And at least like a mess. hour now. Yes, exactly. Sve you. Okay. canan I do a clock? I can. No, You can't do anything. Okay, I know I try just I'm useless. I mean anybody is what I meanant. Anybody is. obviously tell do things. That was cool man how do we get Sight j? Sunday nights eight to ten right here on WSB. I want you to tune in and I want you to call in with your health questions because we are an interactive show. And if you have any questions, we are shot. I know. Boom. Shot over to the b. you got thirty thousand listeners, I don't, so, you know, we have more than thirty thousand. thirty thousand any one given moment. We have more than that anyone g old information they yield information. So playing and you're playing in front of you're at the Benz right now. That's right. No, no Atlanta Stadium. Whatever. Yeah exactly rightight now it's Alant. And if you have any health questions or would like to make an appointment, my website and you can follow me on social media as well. My website is Dr.joedrjoE. com U Ver good. Now get over here and massage my feet. Adjust your feace. I mean, adjust my feet. Break my feet. I will step out Please do appreciate that. You will never be able to unsee What's just about to happen. The way doctor Joe looks in your eyes when this happens. That's concerning. He said things look at me. Look at me. It's very unnerving. I don't know why other people would be against love. I'm not. Alex Williams is in favor of love. and he says you need to pack your patience I just saw this and I haven't read it So it says according to Goodness. what is this Breaking news. I They're good. Apparently When it comes to breaking use. Oh yeah. U Where is IE? What country would that be? Let's see U Anyway, well while you're looking that Ireland. I thought might be Ireland But I don't getting any credit for it for just thinking it I should have said that. It's a thought that counts. You have to declare. Come on, didn't you learn to talk radio school you have to declare. You have to declare. because you thought. Bad Bad, bad, bad, bad hear it Bro you're gonna have a black eye.'s all, I deserve it Maybe I'll learn my lesson about declaring and such. New Barbie pays tribute to pop star Miley Cyrus. That's right. She says it's a dream come true. Now, is' it a new Barbie? paying tribute? What does that mean looks just like her It looks just like Wake. Well, it says Miley Cyrus right there. So I guess it's the Miley No, it's this about female empowerment now little girls know they can stick their tongues way out and Oh I'm not like that anymore. Does it have a nice butt? Does it Yeah, of course. Of course it does. Does this one take selfies of her butt and put it up online? Are you do you feel honored to be a Barbie? I can buy my own Barbie. She really doesn't look all that like me. Yeah, she doesn't They just take somebody else's face. This looks more. They take like a barbie face? Yeah But it looks they play kind of like a tooth in there. I don't know. It's supposed to like her golden Burning Sun music video from her twenty twenty five album Something Youautiful.on Mister Burning Son. D. Hey, my b. Yeah, it looks like do they have a Taylor Swift version? Be it kind of looks like I don't think so. I think this looks more like Taylor Swift's face, like the shape of the face. 'causeuse Miley has a rounder, I feel like you're thinking of the old Miley, you know., arere you on an Ozmpic or something? narrow. I actually, you know, I'm actually a athlete singer.. I run on the treadmill and I sing songs. Yeah. Well, that's what you got to do before you go on Fyon That's what you got to do when you're before you go on tour Yeah, that's what I do. I heard so and I don't you know I'm not drinking. I'm not doing Cke anymore. I'm not doing X. California what I call? California? I don't think I'm even smoking? You don't think you are sure. but like Selvia, No more Slvia Nhing Why isn' it that one? When was that? That was like thirteen or something. We gota get we gott to dig that up. Dig that up, George. I haven't heard that one I know people who did that. I've never done that. and they all end up just tell me like it's justaking crazy like. Why would people do it? Like For fzies. Yeah, the reason I never did it is because I heard enough stories. People told me, yeah, it was scared the hell out of me. But you gotta try it at least once. No, no, no. Someone tells me something smirly really scary. I just stay away from it. Listen, movies are scary I don't go to a scary movie Okay. Miley has a belief in this area. The journey is usually the part that you remember anyways. What period of time was that? Was she like? Smoking nine hundred cigarettes a day What was that? What sounds like demonic. Imagine it like demonic. Let's playay it again. journey is usually the part that you remember anyway.oury Eorcism. Pise exorcism. I was doing a lot of a spokeen with. Yeah nights, parties But your by Your Barbie doesn't do that anymore. No, it Barbie doesn't do, I'm very flattered and honored. We all played with Barbies. now here I am. But I might have forgotten underwear. Bye. Bye Listen to those two voices. Like how many years are between those two? Not many. I think it's like a year. This is twenty four. compared to twenty four. good. Let's go with the younger one. But I might have forgotten underwear. Be. All right, That's Miley number one. you to hear a little restp. The journey is usually the part that you remember anyway. Congratulations, Miley. remember anyway. It's the Miley. Barbie scares you, doll. remember anyway. Put me back in the box, kid. Alex Williams says seventy five North is slowing into Kenison. That is correct. Correct, A Mondo Kayacio, hour four of the Bon Hessler doctrine begins right now. By the way, anybody in MAGA that Ken that's at home Just turn on Fox, not Fox News. just regular Fox because they're getting ready for It's the pre The pre game. Yeah for the pre match for the match tonight And you can see people who are hosting and then there's a crowd behind them. just so you remember what a crowd behind a bunch of TV people looks like That's what it looks like. I know you're over on Fox News and you're imagining there's a crowd behind the crew. But if you want to see, are you following me, Jared with this? If you want to see what it looks like to see an actual crowd behind a group of television presenters, you may have forgotten what that looks like if you're watching Fox News and they're telling you there's a crowd behind them, you can actually see that's what it looks like. only liberals likeack soccer I tal about. Yeah, but it is Fox, even though it's not Fox news. I'm just saying It is a great crowd. In order to say there's a big crowd behind them as they're doing this TV show, I don't have to lie to myself or anyone else. Right. It's just my eyeballs see it and that's what a crowd looks like. my goodness wait tonight's game too. man. can' wit. can't wait I'm excited. can't wit. I'm just excited a long time ago Iiceem I'm going to tell you something. Enjoy life. When I was Thank Absolutely. Multiple, thank you. She's not like you He's not like you, Ferid When I was in, I think I was in about third grade I said to my mother It was probably October or something said, Mom, I can't wait till Christmas And she said Wish your life away And that stuck with me. That is not what You're only. He's wishing the next two hours away. He wants it want to be able to blink his ey So hey, you know what He said I can't wait honestly. Don't be excited for things. No, he said I can't wait. I disagree. You know And I say you will I have but not. I have a different take to this and I think that it's because I'm used to my teams letting me down all the time. Yeah I kind of like Eric doesn't know what that's like. No exactly. Yeah being a Bills and Falcons fan, I have no idea what it's like to have your team let you down. I find the hype in the pre game in the pregame coverage and just the pregame feel, whether you're tailgating or not or something like that. I find that to be the most joyous part of the day. If you're there live. if you're even like now, like just getting hyped up for a team playing like I' saying You ha haven't you haven't been let down Eactly. Yeah I go further than that right now. See, I' go fther than that. Like I used to I'm so into football that I used to I would wake up early and I would watch everything. likeike I started, I don't even know if they still have it, but I think that CNN used to have like a pre game thing that started at like eight o'clock in the morning or something. I would watch through that then ESPN sports center one and then I would do all the way to the noon or the hour one and I would Oh this hey, three out of five of them picks my team. And you know what I found that over the years? That doesn't matter. It doesn't mean anything Abssolutely doesn't matter. Your team still can lose when three out of five on the panel say they're going to win. So I've gotten to the point now where I avoid them te I want no hype. I tune in at one and watch the games. because in reality, that's the beauty of sports. There's going to be a game And there's going to be a winner and there's going to be a loser or a draw, but whatever, but you know, not anymore. Not anymore so that's the beauty of it and getting all wrapped up in the hype See, I'm different. My teams have let me down so much that I don't even go to the hype party. I'm like, hey, if do me if you do me a solid, then I'll be celebrating at you know, four fifteen or seven fifteen or like ten fifteen. Watch autumn and my second half will be the same way. I used to go to pre games. I used to tailgates and I used to love them and now I hate them. That's a hype is hype You know, in reality they got to get the job done. I just I what I think is really gotten me pumped Just for fourourth of July America two hundred fifty has been team US. I in the performance with it. I think it's Yeah they lose tonight they lose I guess I'm saying ru It'll be so deflating for this weekend. If they lose by this weekend, he'll be like the founders were a joke. Exactly. I don't care like George Washington smell like Yeah, that's the big thing. The George Washington The scent the All these stories. Apparently he made whiskey, apparently he made beer, you know, it's like what? Well, you know, when you don't have television You got a lot of time I guess. That's really what it' these guys' just the guy's fighting wars, he's doing all this kind of stuff. and he's making his own bourbon and he's making his own beer and he I decided to create his own perfume. I was was alone sorry. I was listening to to another show about how apparently he was quite the dancer too. And I was like, I find No, he was he was like a real Renaissance man. Yeah Yeah. Well, not quite Ben Franklin That was the No, But he was well, Ben Franklin was like a real loosey goosey, weirdo artist scientist everything. But out of all the founders, the one that would exist with no problem In modern days is Ben Franklin. powerful Shortland And I don't think ever we colonial clothes in France just to show off and be like yeah this is where hey, this is what's going on over there. Look at me. and then it made them like Pe didn't know who he was at first, and they were like, whoo is that weird guy that's always around? and he's wearing those weird clothes. Oh, you mean this is before the war Yeah. by the time he went over to then, they knew he was. Yeahah, yeah U Yeah, I'm always Ben Franklin to me, if you're having trouble as a young person getting into any of the founders, just get into Ben Franklin. He's very modern. Now I don't know for a fact. mayaybe you can look it up. I don't think he ever owned slaves. I don't I I'm sure He was from the North, but you know, it was the seventeen hundreds. so I don't know what the hell was going on I don't belie I don't believe that he did, but what do you got George Clarence ownwned enslaved people for several decades. Oh for heaven's sake. Oops, the doodle All sex slaves. No Oh No, I thought that he didn't. Did he get rid of them at one point? there's something He was a younger man. His household held at least seven individual. Okay. his household seventeen thirty five and Eric don't try and throw Ls right through to seventeen ninety. There's no getting out of it. z he changed his views as he got older and realized that and actually became an abolitionist Okay, so in the end, he became an abolitionist. Y. So all was forgiven. Well no, but I mean, hey, listen, you always tell me people can change Autumn. That's your thing. When I say, you know, Jimmy Kimbeel didn't give a damn about politics at all back when I Well, people can change. Fty years ago, he was different. E thousand years ago. A thousand years. It was I don't believe. I believe it was twenty eight years ago Yeah it might be thirty because not each other twenty five No, no, no, yah. No, I'm no, so it wass ninety five. so yeah, we're there. Yeah. We're there. It was a while ago. I know. And you say people can change. So if Jimmy Kimmel can change in your point of view, I think Ben Frankly could change. I can forgive him for s Over time. He never did Blackface. No, he did not. unlike Trudeau Who did? We don't know. Hurry Whatever he wore over there in France, I mean, he had like eighty children, so it worked Yeah That mean the ladies liked them. Trudeau, by the way. I know this is a squirrel here. Apparently him and Katie Perry are considering having a baby. Who gives a damn Lve Th get love. These are two people and the two in the twenty ten s were wildly popular. We mightight as well find each other That did annise me that When that whole thing went down Remember and don't even I'm not even a Mean Kelly fan, but I am a fairness fan, you know Remember she told a story. Now in reality, all of her NBC projects were tanking and they weren't looking for a reason to get rid of her. She told a story about how she dressed up as Diana Ross One Halloween when she was a kid And that was obviously, then there would be black face involved And that whole thing turned into a huge scandal at NBC letter G. Meanwhile Justin Trudeau, his pictures of him Blackface. Well, he's still all right. Jimmy Kimmel did Blackface three or four times at least During the Man showow. no problem. Sarah Silverman did it. Yeah, No problem You there all? Yeah, as I just mentioned, I just said Jimy Kill I missed it. sorry Uh, you know, it's just like why why is it You know and it just goes to show that these are all phony baloney issues. And it's just like, well, if we already liked you, then we'll give you an excuse. But if we didn't like you, then it's going to stick to you And also with Meghgan Kelly, I really think that NBC was just looking for a way out. G give her sixty three million, get her out of here. These shows are not working. I'm at all astonished that they gave her that much money for.. She signed them. mean, I mean, it wasn't it was more like they signed her to NBC. The reason they liked her is because Donald Trump didn't like her the first time around. remember was it was the Republican primary debate or something, and she was and that's when he came out with Well, she was she was like, Hey, you're saying some pretty nasty things about Rosie O'Donald. You you want to, you know And then he came out She's bleeding through her eyes and her nose and everyone I have no idea. about Meghan Kelly and that was enough for NBC to go, Oh, we like her You know, she wasn't what they thought she was going to be. and then they tried to turn her into a cub sixty minutes type of reporter, which wasn't her thing at all. She's doing fine now with her own with her podcast. Podcast, networth thing I don't ever watch it, but some people do So serious Is on serious? So she's rebounded But she was able to. byy the way, if you think anybody can do it Having a successful podcast is much more likely when you start out with sixty three million dollars' going to say that true Alex Williams says there's a stall on two hundred eighty five. Shelley Winters here No them headphones, those cans, as we say in the industry, little little industry talk, throw those cans on. Shelley Winter, Th are huge. Yes Thank you M. Thank you very much. Eet to m, Shelley. So Shelley Winter, I asked to come in. Shelly Winter is on every evening, right after the show Is seven hundred four, you get going there? Seven o four. Yeah. seven hundred four. Okay. So tune in by seven hundred three becausecause you don't want lose it. Tune by seven. you want to see what the latest news is. You to be ready at seven hundred four. Yeah ys he's going to, he's going hit the right between Michelle right best news reporter in the country. so you want to tun in. Tune in get up to date. and then you got Shelley Winter. I'm bringing in here as a friend of mine. We are friends. I think we're very close friends. and we don't socialize a lot, But you don't go anywhere. I don't go any'm so That's the only reason. like There's like five people I socialize with And that's kind of annoying. You did invite me to your birthday party. I was Yes, yes. T years. You're always invited to mine You could come to my house this weekend if you wanted to. You friend. I'm busy. Okay, that's what I Uh so u I have to admit to you Yesterday You told me a joke at your desk And I laugh And I did not understand it at all. I didn't I can't remember you were telling me that it had something to do like a pastor was saying something My dad's toast at my wedding didnid't get the joke, even though I laughed at it because you know, how we're having conversations, I'm yeah, yes, exactly. the Jared sururface level humor, yees It's one of those things where you and I are talking and then Jared goes, Hey, thirty seconds and I have to run. So you got to the punchline And I had to run into the show. And so I laughed because I recognized that it was the punchline. But I have to be honest with you, I didn't understand I'm down No no, no, no, no, it wasn't your dad. I understood that joke. Oh, okay. That was a few days ago. Oh, okay. So you told me a joke yesterday and I can't rem so you can't remember what it was? I can't remember you I thought it was my dad's toast that my No, I understood that one. That was very funny. Okay. inappropriate It been very funny. I'm actually telling that joke that story on my show tonight to tie it into Trump's threesome comment. What was his breaking news for me? What Threesome comment? So they're accusing him of saying that he wanted to do a threesome with his two grown sons, but it's not what he said at all. He said a threesome, but he's talking about getting medals Oh Th medals. Okay MacArthur and his son were the only two people ever get medal of honor. And so he says, we can make it a threesome with my three beautiful sons and they're making it they're making it out to beautiful. Right. Right. So they're making it like he said and I think maybe you ought to think about Straight or Hermz a little more than getting medals thingsings like that be nice And maybe he doesn't even care. The insulting part of it is that he want he he's joking about giving his sons a medal of honor. Yeah for no reason Just to give it to him. Maybe just because of all that money That got from crypto.aybe that's the reason. Have you seen those stories? Ive seen those sties. That's crazy, isn't it? I've been talking about it for the last year or so. that he's actually made well over three billion dollars. The Trump family makes the Biden family look like common streethoods. I'm glad that you could say that. really? because I've been saying it for I know I know but A lot of MAGa people just won't they What do they do? You know these people better than I do. I mean, I know MGA people, but you go to like, you know, the rallies L. Well I mean, you you do Shelley you'll do like he'll be talking to like Octagenarian Republican ladies council or something, you know go and give a speech.'s it's a little fishing in that it's fishing in that Yeah like shoot fish in a barrel there. So I mean a lot of a lot of MAGa people were are just not, you know, like theyre watchingx news they go, yeah, there are a lot of people at What is that? It's changing. it's changing. a lot of it reminds me of The African American community in sixteen who voted for Trump and they would whisper it to you, you know, I'm voting for Trump and he'd look around. tell my mother' Mag MAG is the same way. They're whisper hey, I'm not I'm not happy. But they won't say it out loud because they don't want to get yelled at. they don't want to get dragged that it's not worth. But how could you how could you take a network like Fox News seriously, ever again If you watch them tell you there's a big crowd behind them and your eyeballs see that there isn't. Like to me You donon't you think that it's time for pol whyy are Republicans still scared of this guy? Do they not know what's going on? Like Get ahead of it getet with the Republican partarty in twenty thirty two and do it now. I think that's what I think they should be doing. I think that with the midterms coming up, especially with this how with him blocking the signing of the housing act because he wants to save act now they are shutting everything down. Yeahes. And I think that So they are kind of standing they're coming around to say, Hey, look, it's not your party anymore, especially after November Uh Calhi. Here's a position on Kaly. Trump declares election interference national emergency in November the betting right it was up to fifty percent at one point. betting right now, thirty three percent chance That he declares a I think's. I will tell you this, I believe you and me and everybody from that understand this need to be prepping the American people right now that this is going to happen so that when it does happen, it's not a shock or they don't go, oh, I wonder if. if people have been telling you four months leading up to it, that it's going to happen, it'll be obvious what it is when it does happen But I believe that he is going to say, I will not work with this Congress because that was a rigged election and they're not legitimate. I really believe that that's going to happen if he loses the Senate thirty three is is low odds, right that he does do it. So that tells us that, you know, it's it's not Can happen? We got to go, but's the that's the world we live in now.ty, thirty three percent say that they think that he might try to steal the midterms. That's pretty low odds. Shelley Winter, you're awesome. onene day will remember that joke and you can explain it to me? I will. seven hundred four this evening. Shelley Williams Shey Shelly Shelley Winters Alex Williams says there's a stall on two hundred eighty five. We haven't talked about the idiots on the Empire State Building yet, have we? We have not. It's only off here Yeah. So what are they So these are as soon as I saw this, you know, this is the world we live in. Okay, so love. if you don't love, it's not love, it's subs Um If you don't know, which I think almost everybody would know by now, but if you don't know, so these two people They climbed to the top of the I mean, the very top of the Empire State builduilding, the antenna part. They're calling them the daredevil couple. Yeah. well they have a they have a YouTube channel. they have subscribers, they have whatever. And then supposedly he proposed to her up there. He did. Like she didn't know why we were going up there. But in reality they do it all the time. They have a channel, blah blah, blah And they want to spread love. I say this, you got to make an example out. You don't want if you want this stuff to stop. then you got to, you know minimum ten years in jail That's fair. And then if you don't want anybody to ever U Do this again on the Empire State Building U you send firefighters up there But when they get there, Push him off. Oh my gosh. And everybody sees that. And then well, are you people into solving problems? I'm a problem solver. How about The problem is we don't want this to happen again Officials from New York City just pushing them off until they fall to the street below I guarantee you problem solved and never ever happen again. You know what I don't get though is I mean, this is an amazing marriage proposal and they they end upling they end up unfurling the peace process or the peace, you know, proposal of the world, right? But why don't we see this for divorces? Like why don't they go up there and do anything like this for divorces? no sense. because I'll tell you why. A sense of shame. They know they've done it wrong. They know. That's why you shouldn't get and I'm opposed to the big proposal anyway up on the board up on the scoreboard or something at the at the Braves game or at a f the most game embring The most embarrassing one I saw recently was This guy got everyverybody on a flight be like to film what he was going to propose to his girl and his girl went into the lavoratory and they showed the video and you just hear her ripping them in the The laboratory like she is just ripping them in the laboratory. And then she comes out and like, I'm sorry, like that moment's captured. It's real. It's authentic. R It. She comes out and he's on one knee and everyone's like, you know, congratulations. Yeah, meanwhile, there's all this stink pouring out as the door. canan you close the door? Iisten this is happy, but ose the door That's hilarious. Is that new? I haven't seen Yeah. Yeah, it's relatively doall show You know, sometimes I see these things that I just think there was a setu upp. like they would know that we'd be talking about it if they did it that way. Like maybe she was in there with a believe me the wayart cushioned Believe me. the way that she was ripping them in there, like it it was real It was very real. There was no way that she was I heard the water. Yeah. Yeah. was it was that She was taking care of her business in there. Well, couldn't he realize that and okay, manbe this isn't the right time? I think it's because There were so many people that were filming. Everybody on the flight was on board with the product. If I was on that flight, I would not be filming. I would be ignoring all of this Don't rope me into your little event. I didn't I wasn't born to serve your event. Leave me alone. Because because of where he was positioned in the aisle, he probably couldn't hear her. The phone that captured it is right by the laboratory. So so you hear the roll rolling rolling. It. Oh I have yeah, we should we should play it. it if is it FCC I think so. Are you allowed to play those kind of playe sounds? I think we're okay to play that. Brandon Carp should be cool with it I saw a proposal at a small bar show this past weekend. Did you find it lovely or annoying? No Akward and Wh it's just like to me, listen, marriage for the for the long haul and You know, my wife and I'll be together forty years next year You know, it'ss it's a rough ride. It's, you know, you're you're really doing for better or worse together at good times There are some not so great times you have to get through all that kind of stuff. I think that when you start out with the marriage proposal being just one of the greatest, biggest events of your life The marriage itself can only pale in comparison. When you wake up next to the person and you're in the bad breath in the morning,' like wait a minute, this is nothing like when we were parachuting and you proposed to me. It's like a little's just it's t. you're setting up you're setting up a situation where the marriage can't live up to the proposal. It's silly I agree. I agree. Silly. you will know but these you love I don't even they both knew. she knew he was going to propose and they come on These they're they're just looking how I wish we could know this today. What were their subs before the story broke What are their subs now? Well How many people are now aware of them that weren't aware of them before? The pro peace banner that was unfurled Pace like peace in like like Beatles peace or peace in Gaza or something particular. It said when the power of love Bes the beets the love of power The world knows peace Well, listen, wow. if you've got if you're quoting Hughie Lewis in the news It's gotta be right. 'cause that's the power of love Nobody knows about love more than Hughie Lewis. Well, maybe some members of the news Some, not all I always that keyboard just looks like a hater to me, but for the most part they were they understood the power of love. I just with that whole story when it went down, I just You would think the Empire State Building, one of the most iconic buildings in this country would have some kind of security prevent people from being able to think he just wouldn't be able to get out there Exactly. That's that's why I'm Yeah like one of those fences that like it not only goes up way high, but it curls back towards you at the top or something Absolutely A little barbed wire if necessary to keep these adventure influencers Oh my goodness I wish I maybe I'm jealous I'm afraid of height. You know, I was on my four K adventures that I watch on my big screen so I can travel the world without having to leave my seat Um I watched a thing the other day and I mean, I was I was agitated. likeike it was scary for me because it was one of these You know, the most unlikely places that u be or go to or whatever And it's most of them are like these really hy I might fear, you know After I came back after going to the top of the. I was worried about. When we went to the new WSB tower and you went all the way to the top when you came down, you were not the same person. No, I was scared. I was frightened out of my mind And I just don't like it. I don't like heights Even though I was sitting in my chair in my basement Watching this thing, I could end up only be able to take like twenty minutes ' she's just seeing people, there's these cliffs and rocks and stuff that people get to and there's nothing and it's the right thing to do. likeike the country involved will not put up any kind of guardrails because it's a natural. There's this one place where it's there's a rock between two large like like There should be like a caver there, but there's one rock that's just squeezed between these two mountains or whatever And it's only there because it's being squeezed there. There's nothing holding it up And people go there and they stand on it and they jump up and down And it's like six thousand feet in the air. And it's just like a rock. is a smoothck. Oh, this is in Norway. Yeah I can't even I can't even watch this with these people. And then you see the people who you ever seen those people who cling to the wall of the cliff to get up to this place and there's like a whole bunch What's say there's a couple of them becauseuse I saw a couple of them. and I'm watching these and I just can't even take it. Even though I'm just sitting in my basement watching this, I'm just people are jumping up and down. and're like, No, no, no, don't do Well, they wouldn't be showing it if they died shortly thereafter. What exactly. No, this is all filmed. They've made it It's a beautiful four K. It's wonderful. And I just wonder like whyy do did people do this?? Why do people need this? So in yourerman'saly It taken four hundred to work? I think your exciting. I think your mentality is you would be the one it would be the one time that it's not secure when your're client. I just I have no interest in being that high off the ground. I know my place As human beings, there's a very, you know There's a lot of areas on the earth that we can't live properly You know, you get up above what five thousand feet or something you you need help You can't live in the ocean without You live up a five thousand. What ten. you get up there, you can't you know So there's this area that is perfect for human beings You know, from the beach up to about three thousand five hundred feet. That's our space That's where we belong. She said that woman got eaten by Oh, the alligator. a crocodile rose that? I think it's an alligator, Yeah becausecause you're swimming in river and then it dismembered and that? Well, that's what they do. That's what you do when you eat You just remember it like that's just like so like I'm not getting where Alligators are That's their place I mean,'m not blaming the victim. I think it's horrible. swim for me, it's just like, I'm not getting in a river I'm not I'm not going to the ocean It's not my house. You know, if the ocean creatures is not coming into your house, how would you feel about it You would stomp on them, you'd kill them callall nine hundred eleven. Think about when the bugs come in your house. Areready when the bugs and the spiders come in your house? I have a policy with bugs. Outside, you live Inside, sorry This is my place. You're dead Alice Williams and I feel like it's I think that that's what the creatures the sea are going to say to me when I enter their abode. Alex Williams says there's a rollover crash on eighty five North. I would say tune in for Shelley Winter today because he's a little discombobulated because he just walked in here like his shift was about to start That usually listen, I sure I show up like that from time to time We either have really good shows or really bad ones I know so my mind This Shelley Winter was out all night last night. DJ at the Star Bar. That's his big thing. not Star Bar Smith Smith old bar So he's like, Am I on yet I'm not on yet. Now youll be on in just a second. It's going to be a great show. It's going to be a great show. Tune in seven o four U I just saw this that u John Cina accccording to people Dbut's bald look in preparation for second hair transplant So he shaved his head completely for the second. I didn't realize that the kind of that there are any hair transplants where it's a two part system. So he had the first part done last year. Now he's having this part done and he's shaving his head to get this part done. So I don't know what the first part did. Is that just seeding? I don't know. but I was looking at that and I was thinking, it still bothers me. Baldness still bothers me, even though I'm sixty two. Like if I was to do this If I was to do this in order for it to even have any chance to work, I would just have to go over the top Like not get that rand Paul. I just got out L looks like I just got out of the shower curly wiry. No, I think I would just go full on Pomadore. You know, just like So ridiculous. Like I look like I look like, you know, oy character like Oh wow not from oututcast the hamburger people. I see.es. Big old And then people would I think they would celebrate it. They would delight in it. Whereas if I just got something that was supposed to make you think I never went bald It's like,h, what a loser. He's sixty two. He can't accept himself But if I put on a big show now blonde Pomador. I think people would celebrate it. They think it's wonderful. And what's up? Come over. If you got a comb over, no one would guess that it's actually hair transplants it wouldn't really look bad. But right, but don't I don understand what you mean. likeike I could do a comb overver at anytime. You don't get a combver and you do you perform a comb overver. Right. But you get enough transplants to Oh actually do do a comb overver. and nobody's saying, why, he's probably got transplants because it looks so bad. Oh yeah, okay. so it looks so bad that people leave you alone See I'm thinking looks so good that people celebrate you. It's like a laugh. Oh, look what you did. I know I that wonderful. I like this idea. The fact that you're going to commit to some kind of surgery like this that potentially go wrong. You might as well go all out. I get it. getet a bunch of hair. do it. suddenly I'm gonna die on the table. I say you would die, but let's say that the hair doesn't doesn't stick, right? Do it doesn't end up seeding in your head correctly. No I would just want to fake, you know what? just sew it into my skull. Go it do it to where it's like I'm in nineteen fifties You know, like heart throb or come back with dreads. Oh, that would be cool too. Yes. That would be cultural appropriation. No and I twenty twenty six, there are plenty of people that can wear dreads now. plenty of. Oh o oh great. I can't wear a Hawaiian t shirt but I can wear dreads. That is a company policy, not a world pol. Is that a company? Is not a company policy? Noot not a company policy. They were getting strict about it here. Let me tell you something if that's a company policy, I don't even own one But I will purchase a Hawaiian shirt and I will wear it here until somebody tells me I'm fired. A Pacific Islander shirt thing. No. they're Hawaiian shirts. They're notacific. Why is it better if you say Pacific Islander? It's ridiculous. Nobody in Hawaii cares. All right, that music is telling us two things. Shut the hell up Get the hell out And you know us? we do it. We're told we're good citizens like that Shelley Winter, as I said is up next. He's got a great radio show for you as usual We're gonna come back tomorrow and have one more of these shows, Truncated Wek. because we too are going to take time to celebrate The nation's two hundred and fiftieth birthday. We're going to start tomorrow at three PM. You're all invited to join us, but until then, continue on your journey That's all Jenie There's something tragic going on in his life. He's just not letting us know. Oh, well, if there was nothing tragic we' probably say there's nothing tragic because he's a pretty close down. Avoidant kind of avoidant kind of guy. Are you avoiding things I'm not avoiding the introduction. Welcome. This is The Doct. Nxtra. I am your host, Stehan Von Paapas. The other voices you hear are that of the voices in your head because you've got paranoid schizophrenia They got George Von Clark here and Eric do you still go with the von? Hessler. Yes, I am. Yeah with a mouthfulull of chewing gum now. Well, I got to get ye I got to get the saliva ratio correct. Yeah. othertherwise, it's just not there. shouldould I have waited for the introduction? I could have gone Who cares? Yeah. Who cares We're here introduction has been made. Y And the podcast that is never advertised and just shows up randomly is now underway. Can I tell you of a beautiful moment that I had? This actually just was yesterday and I am not making this up This will actually resonate more with you, Ericute. Actually with you anything other than how England's doing right now in this match in Atlanta is going to resonate better with me that George scored the equalizer. What? Really? Oh, that's why y look Oh Okaykay. so yeah, that's going on the back there. Come on, England. Meaning the score is equal. Of course by the time anybody hears this, the final score will be known Not equalize her like the movie where theyre gonna to go out and get revenge over time. Queen Latif iss. Yeah. the better one. Well, there was an episode with Harry Canain that was very very good, I would say.. She did equalize that situation. okay. alsoso, she's equalizing her own situation because now she uses evil and not sugar. Well She's a little ch. I thought you were gonna say wasic I thought it was going to bezic. Every punchline can't be Ozempic. Yeah This beautiful, beautiful moment that I had yesterday as I was flipping through the channels And I came across a rerun of Lo Boat On this episode of Love Boat, Yes, all three of these actors Robert Goulet Supie Sales and Joanne Worley. Oh that is the trifecta. No, no, If you needed you needed a fourth horseman, mayaybe a Burt Convy would have pushed it over the top, but other than that These are all people that George Clark has never heard of Exactly. That's why I said's gonna res living a life when you hear soupy sales the image doesn't come up in your head. That's amazing. But I'm sure you could tell us of, you know, seventeen rappers and imag all stars of a, not even close to being stars. You know how there's B list and C list, of love boats not in the way I would say Robert Goulet was by the way, some of them kind of it's just like their time had passed. Robert Goulet in his time. Most people on the love boat, their time had passed. Yes. but I mean people like Gene Kelly would show up and stuff. I mean, the guy had his moment, Robert Goulet was more of a Broadway I think big in Camela. Yes. And he was a really good looking man when he was younger. Was he? And then as he got older, he continued to look like a really good looking man that was something wasn't quite right. Aent agent. Yeah. it was a good looking watching man. work done. but anyway, anyway, so they were all there. Well, a lot of people know the Will Ferrell impression of Robert Gul. I think it wouldd be the only reason that many people would know because probably the last I don't know five years of Will Ferrell on Saturdayight Live Robert Goulet was one of his biggest characters. And he would show up and he'd be in like he'd be in a convertible car and he'd be singing. The car is sitting on the stage and he's like singing to a stuffed deer or something. It was a very it was very hairy Cy kind of, but Robert Gouleet instead But even George didn't see that. So. there's nothing I can do. There No Robert Goulet reference at all. Well, have you ever heard to dream The impossible dream man of Lamania Oh, I know, that's right. That him much. was thinking, wasas he in that or was he in Camela? Probably cam a lot. I think can cam. Uncam. Oh a lot. He had one of these voices. I never saw that great mustache. I saw him the porn. those porn He's done that W was not spam a lot It cameame a lot. that was the porn version of that one there was But that was a good one. You know what? There was some story involved there Be you had to figure out how he got there Oh Gwne of you. Oh what a lovely face. So with the World Cup on us and us saying Turkey instead of Turkey I did my research. Turke Turkey exxactly. Apparently that thing came about because And a lot people believe he's like, well because turkey was seen as like a derogatory thing because people see turkey as and the animal and they didn't want the confusion notot exactly It was because they recognized the need for change, went to committee came down to Turkey and Turkey Boo And apparently, is that true? They bt that because I thought the joke would be better if it was turkey A or turkey B Oh like if that was a joke, I gotta say I like it though keepep it th on the time you say Ty Y. Oh when you didn't deliver it that way You didn't deliver it that way. Turkey A or Turkey B. I The way you said Turkey A given how dry I was, Turkey A and Turkey would have been funnier saying turkey Yay and we wouldn't have picked it up. Yeah, thenen it would have worked. Yeah. But back to the drawing board on that one. I I you to go back to the drawing board. It' stned.'s done. Turkeyay, Turkey B. There you go. Turns out. Turkey I get annoyed with people who are mad when countries change how they're names are pronounced so they change their city name or I just think it's ridiculous I No, I It's still payking to me. Well, it's not to them Yeah. And they live there. Don't they have the right to decide what is called And then you got some people still insisting on calling the Gulf of America, the Gulf of Mexico. C you believe it? No, no. See what happens I stick with the old way myself But isn't that weird? Like it's like when people would get upset when Obama would have really good grammar when he was speaking about things. like he would say Isil Or he would say like, I don't know, just like some Muslim country or whatever. say it correctly and then hed get mocked. then. How do you get like like no, you need to be ignorant like down. We used to look up to people Yeah, you know what? he's got better grammar than I do. That's a good thing, you know? Yeah. Annoyed me. Uh So George ' get getting nut out of George He is very he's just not even. I' tell you what's on. I didn't even want to be here. I don't I think that it's all gone to his head. He's got this weekend show with Timy Andrews. It's doing well. And now he's thinking to himself. Why am I? I listened to the show by the way. Did you? I did. I caught the last. Oh now he lights up. L. I He does. He does. I'm just happy I don't know it was this weekend, it was the weekend before and I looked up your friend, didid you just come back from the wedding? I looked up your friend, the violinist because you ment Oh yes. I found him on TikTok and went and listen to some of his music Terrible Yeah, N not impressed. but it worked, it worked. I actually went and I found him and I listened because I thought, o I'm sure he's likeite it to be to that, right Yeah. I mean, I like him as a friend. I'm not sure that I love the trap violin. Yeah, the trap violin. I'd never heard of that phrasing before Tp violin. well you remember of the Tp house? No, I'm not That was called Yeah that'ss a trap I'm familiar. kind of kind of a chase heavy house music sort of thing and place a violin So what dod you think of the forget him. What dod you think of the show? Yeah which are Oh, you'a I was well I'm not going to give you a full critique here. I've got my notes. I can I can share it with you the people want to the breaks What's happening is he's got a little bit of u Uh what Keith Richards referred to as LSV Le Singer virus If I'm the lead singer, he sees me and he's like, hey, this guy gets to walk around people talking about him all the time. And now George wants to. He's, I got my own show. talkalk about me. talkal about my show. Yeah. see you're coming down with leade singer virus. It's happening And don't actually to diagn toure just lots of Well care success. No care is going to cure your illness. You're either to end up in a ditch just remembering the better times or it's going to work out and you're going to keep on going. One of the two. Third option, needle hanging out of your arm Well, that could happen in the ditch. That might be why you rolled into the de.ch Jes. Ititch Jase. which is exactly what it is. I enjoyed it. I found the two of you to have a good rapport, good chemistry. It was conversational Well, I like conversational. I felt it was very natural Have you been on the radio before? So yeah, I liked it That's But I didn't really like sit down to kind of critique it but I found it compelling enough to continue to listen to. So that's great. That's awesome. Yeah. How do you feel about it J? Yeah? No, there That' I feel like should getting better every week, which is good Yeah. And I feel like we have been become more conversational and less nervous. definitely nervous a little bit there at the beginning. U's like newly weds. it gets better every week. Yeah. Yeah. And then you kind of fall into a groove. And then you just do it you know by numbers. then then that's it. justust thone it in. What was I gonna say about it? Yeah, it's hard because you guys only do it once a week Yes. If I have a bad show, if it's during the week, I can turn around twenty four hours later and feel better about myself by having a better show If I have a good show, I can turn around and have another show right after that. So like you're kind of stuck with the show that you feel you have. And by the way It's almost always true that they're not as good as you think they are and they're not as bad as you think they are That doesn't matter because you walk away from a show with a feeling of whether where it stood on a scale of one to ten And you're kind of stuck with that, whether it's good or bad in your mind for an entire week, which if it's bad sometimes and this will be another thing that you have to go through because it's only flying time to get through this is if the last one was bad, then you can ruin the next one by coming in with too much energy trying to fix that too you know, like And if you're doing five shows a week You get a better chance to kind of do these and, you know, ups and downs and all that But you got to do them once a week and then it's seven days later and then you do it again and So it's not as easy, but I know I know what you're going And I kind of learned a bit of a lesson. I was like sort of bitching or just talking about it to Greg and talking about, oh, I don't, I think that Tim didn't really like when I brought this up or blah bl, blah. He's got to talk to Tim. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And that was that was great advice because it was like I can't just like be bitching other people that aren't associated with this thing. It's important to make sure that Tim knows you know, that I'm asking these questions or wondering this and so those' been getting This is the hardest the I'm sorry. That's the that's the hardest thing, I think When you're get in these situations, at least it was for me because I'm not naturally a person who likes conflict actually with other people. I'd rather just go when You really do have to kind of put these fires out when they're tiny Otherwise they become brush fires and then they become wildfires Yeah. And then you're just running away from them and going I don't know what to do. But you don't Be I think you're like me that you don't like conflict with people one on one Um It can seem like conflict. but what you and Tim have to do is you have to have this gentleman's agreement that there is this area that we're allowed to go into where both of us have decided that We will not be thin skinned And we will recognize that it's not. But the other part of that is a responsibility, which is a hard one to always be objective in those moments, to never the most important thing is to never have an ulterior motive and to never tell set somebody up for something else. If you guys get together after every show or whenever you do it and you talk about things like this bothoth being truly honest with each other, meaning neither of you has an ulterior motive. The thing that kills these things is when one has a kind of an ulterior motive or both of them do. and you're trying to push people in general directions through you know, just sort of inference or whatever. and then it annoys the other person and then these things turn toxic. So you just got to say, all right, for the next fifteen minutes, neither one of us is trying to hurt the other Yeah and neither one of us going besiv. take that. I just went to him and said, you know, as Greg, I was talking to Greg, and he told me I should talk to you and this is what I was worried about and he was immediately like, Yeah, yeah, you know we probably shouldn't do that. Right Tally f. You can make Greg the executive producer You can both There you go. Well you're in good hands. Voice it upon him. Whether he likes it or not. The other thing you can do for yourself too is if people can't kind of get to it I think that what Eric is talking about is a sort of a heightened level of awareness and comfort Be you get there, get good at reading body language. If every time you talk to Tim, he's rolling his eyes at you, it's a towel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I was able to read Tim. like I you know, I sensed that this thing that we were talking about wasn't his favorite thing to talk about. So I at least knew ext time Yeah we shouldn't. And again, if you did it five days a week, that would be something you would learn maybe by you know, the middle of the second week You know what I mean? L I mean, you're learning you guys have only done three at this point. at six six? Okay. well, you know, I'm following it closely. But so yeah, now it just takes more time to figure these things out. But the communication between the two of you is going to be the most important thing. So next show would be the weekend coming up. What are you feeling right now in terms of you think it's going to be good show,? You think it's going to be sort of average show? And I'm just asking because I want to do a cowshie trade Yes inside There's been a track here. So we should have some vacation stories. Okay. All right. All right. ofing. that might be interesting. Good show. All right You know, we'll have fourourth of July activities to have talk to talk about Yes Okay I think it'll be decent. So total number of seconds of two voice is going to be larger than your voice. I've got my trade. I'm good yes. Okay. That's all I needed. If You're looking for like possession time. Yep. exactly time of possession. possession It's going to be seventy thirty because Tim's coming back off a big vacation. He's got a lot to talk about. I hope. Do you think the newews weeek is going to be or A It's already so bizarre It's already so bizarre. But no there's not I mean, I guess the Supreme Court decisions, I don't think we'll talk about that, but no doesn been fair. mean I got to be careful here because I'm sure we'll talk about the fair on the regular show today. But I mean We've done a decent amount of fair talk What do you mean? On our show, I'm saying? Yeah. I don't know if we'll do much fair talk. I mean, how can you not when you're seeing this imagery that you're seeing I'm going I have some thoughts for the show.. I don't I don't want to kill them here, but I think it I think it I think we're seeing more than it looks like we're seeing I think we're I think we're Well, I'll just say it again if I've already said it on the regular show. I you look, you know, those aerial shots? Yes In my mind, there's a good possibility that that's what Trump has done to the Republican Party It's just empty. It's just And And if you look at that I don't know how as a political observer, you're not thinking Yeah, they're not voting this November. They're not coming out. They're demoralized that you know, they may still believe in them. It des be looking for a Hil Mary or whatever. but you can see there that peoplee are starting to realize This ain't about them. Emperor Az. So wait a second. So you're saying that they're not to vote for the other side, but they just won't turn. They just won't turn out. Yeah, because they't bring themselves to actually vote against. Theyre just like, yeah I was busy that day. And that's what hurts parties is that people just aren't motivated to go out And you know, it doesn't mean that all of a sudden you want to vote for the other party or Anything like that, it's just there' a realization that this is not what I thought it was going to be. That's good. It'll make it a more open field in twenty eight, which will be good for the Republican Party on mas Yes because it won't be this Trump succession thing or it won't be You know, the momentum won't be there. I was still surprised that so many Republicans are still afraid of them. I mean, the move right now is to step out and get ahead of it. Absolutely. look at Fox newews with this They're making fools out of themselves. You know, acting like this thing is thriving and they've got a they're doing their shows from there and there's no one It's like Fox News Um donon't you plan to be around in like, I don't know, twenty forty two. like get ahead of this Fox News needs to take the the bite right now to take the hit But get align themselves with back with the Republican partarty before Trump because that's where it's going to go after.. But you're not going have Republicans in the in the Oval office in twenty thirty six who are advocating tariffs. The Republican Party is going to go back to lower taxes small government Yeah, you know, things like that and Politicians at this point need to get ahead of that. That's why it's about with the governor's race, they were all vying to be the Trump guy. That was only in the primary See how much Rick Jackson talks about that in the general. that That would be because he's got a lot of money. he's got a lot of research doesn't need it. be quite a tell. Well, no matter he needed, it could hurt him. He could just if you're in the Republican primary, it doesn't hurt you. in the general I think you can just assume that anybody who voted for Trump with love, like like meaning positive over for Trump It's not voting for Kisha.. So you don't have to go there. You don't have to do that. So we'll see how much he brings up Trump. I would imagine Not a lot. You're using the fair though as a barometer, some sort of measure indicator, right of what's going on at the party, but maybe it's the fair itself. I don't know what's going on. Do they have the traditional like the ringts stuff, the balloon even arts thing. If they don't have any of those games. It does look. Have you not looked at it? I know it' more rank It's, you know, he has a he has a like a spinal tap smaller version of Stonehead version of the arch And it's like paper mache. It doesn't even touch the ground. It's like it's because of the water and the humidity, it's starting to peel There's nothing there's no shade These three large areas, green meeadows on the National Mall There's no shade There's a I there was a moment I saw it before I came in There are more people on stage than in the crowd watching them. band playing sounded like they were doing praise Lord type stuff, I don't know, but there was a lot of People on stage, horn section, the whole thing more than were on the lawn. and it was something like eleven AM yesterday It wasn't, you know, it wasn't that hot yet. So it's very poorly put together. The power went out once, all the ice cream melted. There's one Ferris will that looks totally out of place And it's just more of this rank in competence where people then tell us how wonderful it is. It's no different than Heageth trying to convince us that we beat the fuck out of the Iranians when we didn't. It's all the same thing. lotot of bluster and just no actual competence There are people in the military that would know how to handle Iran if they had a president who would listen because most of them would have said don't do it. Yeah. They're going to take a hold of the strait Hamus. We're going to be fucked Anway, I don't get too deep, because who knows what I'm going to say on the regular show. It is a bit odd because there are there are state fairs all over the nation. there's people that obviously know how to put them on and make them look been beautiful this is just like the reflecting pool. These are all friends of Trump. There was no you know, it's all people who were spokespeople for him along the way blah, blah, blah never thought because with Trump it's like, well, these people are loyal so they can do it. He never thinks He never thinks, let's go get the people who are known to put on the best state. Hey, what's the best state fair the last ten years? What are people say? Okay, who who who who who's who's in charge of producing all of that? Let's get that No it''s like the labor to put all that together are a lot of undocumented people. So that's the thing. So ye'sill. Yeahes the big ferris wheel out there. it's just the incompetence. I've brought this up before You know, these fascist leaders and dictators throughout history you know, as horrible as they are. There's always some line in there about Yeahah, but he kept the trains running on time These are people who can't keep the trains running out it's just rank incompetence. Stock markets That's all that is And that' scam that's going on with with the stock market.. I think it's going to go up forever. So know what invvest all of your money. I think never. you know after all it's America. We're two hundred fifty years old. Don't be an idot Put all your money in there. It's it's going to go up forever. of course. Straight line to the top. Yeah. So I had a great completely different topic. I had a great experience yesterday, a little bit of validation. I took my car in. to get new tires sp put on And being an old man who's retired with nothing better to do with my time, I decided to stand just outside the garage door and watch him put the tires on the car because you are that progress progress. What's going you know I am that guy. Yeah. Oh my goodness. So I'm standing there watching them do it. and they're doing it with almost like pit stop like. This guy does the inflation, this guy does the balncing and he rolls it over to that guy The whole thing actually was done in twenty seven minutes, which is, I think, pretty cool Anyway, so I' watching this. And the guy seven minutes. The fact that I know it's twenty se twenty seven. You didn't say about thirty minutes. Yeah So so I'm standing there watching and the floor manager guy comes over and me says, canan I help you? something? It's like, you know, because I'm just like supervising. What am I doing? Right? maybe I got a question. I said, No, no, Ive notothing better to do with my time. I'm just watching you guys work Be being honest, right? said he said, okay. I said, it looks like it's pretty rewarding stuff. I mean, you get stuff done, your cars come in, things get done. He says, Yeah you want a job, We're hiring And I said, well, ye Yeah, I'm kind of old for this. He says no you could do this. It's not that difficult. you know, they've got things to lift the tires and stuff. You're not straining and getting hernia and stuff like that And said anyway, you'd be out here in the shop for like a week and then they'd bump you into management. And I said Really? They would So yeah, no, yeah.' gukay. Yeah, Yeah, you're going to go into management. He says it's like, old guy. I opened it. I said I'm going to do with nothing to do And I said, I don't think I'd want to do that out there kind of pushing tires on people, asking them questions and stuff. They're kind of you know, jacking me around the price and that kind of thing. I don't want that. He says, no, Believe me, we need people over there in management. So yeah, you could be a pencil pusher with no problem And I said, you make it sound so exciting. Why would I? Oh yeah, pencil pressure. Yeahah. I'm down with that. Be I feel like the reason that you would say yes is because you want to stay right there you know, actually doing the work. Yeah, exactly. That's the part that anchoring seemems fun to be you know it it's an eirectctor., you're putting bolts and stuff you tightening things down with the g Yeah guys Go behind the tiire smoke a joint. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I did that when I worked at the boat trailer fifteen. used to I don't know what these guys thought This in Louisiana. Yes in Louisiana. Louisiana.. There was like this wall of tires because we were, you know, for the trailers And this guys must have thought you get behind those tires and you can just smoke pot. Yeah, nobody can see you. So obviously the people are not even see you but they can smell you. I mean But I mean, obviously the people who ran the place didn't give a damn because we're back there getting high. It's like, Hey, we're in a whole different world over here. This's like, no, we're just off on a factory floor behind some tires. but mayaybe the seventies pot didn't smell as much as it does now. I don't know. It seems like now You just take one hit and half the neighborhood knows that you've got hot. N noody knew what it smelled like back That was in the seventies. Yeah, Skunk in the factor. I was very good at my job which was to makeake sure that the lights worked on the back of the boad trailer the lines run les down. Oh you ran the lines or you were in quality, like, okay they work. No, no, no, you just ran the lines. It was it's I loved it at the time because I could tell people that I was doing it, it almost seemed like I had like some sort of degree or something. Yes. Yeah. I gota, I got to run the les, make surein electrics. train our electrics right Reity a five year old could do it, but I enjoyed A lot of getting high, a lot of almost dying. I've been high at a factory Did you the box factory have a packaging plant? Yes. And that's not dangerous at all. That was not dangerous at all. I mean, you know, you could fall into the hopper, but ot too dangerous. Most of the time we were just counting to one hundred over and over again. had this vitam mix and you had to put a hundred of these samples in one I hate those kind of jobs. And it was, oh my go. so I wore my headphones for about a week and then I was told I can't wear my headphones. Well, that's probably a safety issue. If there's any piece of equipment that could mangle your entire body, you probably shouldn You're just sat at a table You know, they give you a giant box of these samples and you put them into bags of one hundred. Oh, I see You're sat at a table. I hear British people saying that phrasings. You're sat. instead of you sit at a table You are s. You are s at a table. My mother is British, so you know. Oh, there is. That's it. Well he was that's why he was rooting for the English te. By way is that over? It is. It's over in England one. Spoiler alert All right, come on. England' coming home. You think it's coming home? What if it came down to England and America I don't even know if it could. I don't know. Who is Dror Congo? He's somebody who used to be a little bit better at soccer than he is now Take it out. Dctor Congo Music, doctor Congo. doror Congo. I it came down to USA versus England. I think I'd go to England just becausecause it's like European sport. It's kind of thereir thing.' discussed. Haven you even asked you which hundred fiftieth? Yeah, he'd abandoned his own country. Our dececlaration of independence. And this guy's like. Yeah, well, go with the other guysy. You know, the United States has never won one of these things., they'd appreciate it. It's gonna to be France or it's gonna be's gonna Fr. It could be France or it'll bera. Argentina. Leano Messy. Yes. Have you gotten World Cup fever stuffin? I had a little bit of a cough For a while I h it up. So no, no actually it's not He's not into it at all. It's to him, you might as well. I brought up the fact that I was watching this and he immediately started mocking me like, oh, I get the. I'll bet you thats He's right there like with Tim Andrews, like the old Americans like they don't score enough That's boring Am I wrong? You look at me like that, but honestly, am I wrong? Hey, I'll watch a hockey game anytime Do they fight They move. It moves moves too. Okay. It's all. You're not into it at all, Damn. No, not into it at all. And I went down to the fanfest area last weekend to just sort of check it out to see, you know what it was all about. People watching. It was whack You thought it was whack, really? I thought that it was just a lot of people around, but not really anything other than to draw you there. I mean, during the game, yeah, you can watch in that big screen and stuff and then they had a band afterwards and what I thought I just thought that wasn't very exciting. There's not much there to do. Yeah, that'skay so Oh you misunderstood. you thought whack was a good thing. Yeah, no We don't know. I thought I thought whack might be good. You don't know. Wack is bad. Wack is bad. Yeah Wack is bad That was. Well, that's why Whitney What's her name, Whitney. She's dead now. She's the singer of Houston. Yeah. She said crrack is w That meant bad. So I guess it's been that way for a while because that was like the nineties. All those kids who thought it was good. Crab in the Df of fan experience. Yeah, whack. Both whack So what did you want there? D you want a big I thought it was I thought it would be actually more like a fair Yeah. I thought so too. And I was disappointed that there weren't more fair type things happening like, you know, even the food was not that u orable. Haven't you noticed that nothing is getting better? Oh that's true. Over time, nothing is getting better. Yeah All like people used to take pride in their work, whether it was small, whether it was medium, whether putting tires on car, putting tires on the car I mean, nothing so the fan thing is the bare minimum. It doesn't surprise me And it said, okay, here's the thing. we did it and no one thinks, hey, this would be special. What if we had a water supply with the kids? or like how do we make it better? It's like, no, you ordered a fanfest? Here it is, the bare minimum. I've been getting work done in my house over the last year. All of it ends up being less except for the stuff that I have my son's brother in law do, which we're family and I know him and he takes pride in what he does. Whenever we buy or you know, contract out and bring people in I mean I just had my driveway A driveway done. Now I got a we took the low one, you know, you can go all the way up. We took the one for seven thousand dollars. I still think you ought to get somethingomet that lasts more than two weeks out of seven thousand dollars. There's already a fucking hole like in the middle of the thing It's already chipping at the edge. A couple days ago we had somebody come out to remove this huge hornet's nest y guys is concrete? Those are aggressive hornets. This is a different problep. Oh oh, sorry. This is a driveway hornet. the good new for a band U it is. this is off my deck and you know, it was a big thing and it came out. We had to wait three or four days Is said I just wait three hours or so. Yeah my they're still Orn's hanging out and you know, whatever. they gott to come back. Everybody has to come back. You know, if you take pride in what you do, you don't have to come back. You stay fifteen minutes longer and you make sure everything is taken care of. It's seven thousand dollars for a new driveway and literally there's a divot In the middle of the driveway. Sinkhole. What are you talking about? Well, it's not sinkhle coming back my wife's gonna call him, but it sayays something she calls him, they'll come back. She'll give him helpll And she's not as bad as some people But yeah. I mean, I'm almost like, well, fuck those people. I don't I don't Yeah it's just you know, maybe I just feel like're getting I get some quick creep and I'll just keep Bnding it up. I feels like you're going to get ripped off at every corner because that's all because now it's not if you notice this, it's all about ace, people very rarely talk about what they're going to do. which's it's going to go up. We can see they's going to go up. It's just a matter of profit, profit, profit So Give the bare minimum in the transaction, take as much money as possible Don't worry about it That's the that's the world we live in now. It's really sad. I can't even I feel like I'm getting angry about it, but I don't think I'm angry about it. I think I'm just resigning myself too justust two hundred and fifty years in, how mediocre. Yeah. think like we're supposed to be like excelling at everything. Yeah, just trying to get something to eat nowadays. Like there's the restaurants you want to go to, but you know that it's going to be exorbitantly priced. Yeah. So you have to go to a restaurant where it's like, I'm not going to get ripped off as bad. Well, we talked about this on the show, the state fair, the G American state Fair twenty five dollars for a pretzel So if I bring my wife and my two kids and my Two kids friends, two friends You know I'm in for like one hundred and fifty dollars for pretzels. Yeah. Like somebody should think to themselves I would kill myself before I showed up and charge this much fucking money for a pretzel. Honestly People should be thinking. like I wouldn't sleep well at night. If I took twenty five dollars out of somebody's pocket, but you're a sucker for pretrezel. We the sucker. Yeah because you're not getting as much as you could. But ultimately as everybody's getting as much as they can The country becomes the sucker because nobody nobody is even training themselves it Can you imagine do a job. better than what was expected You know, in Rochester where I'm from in my grandfather had a little bit to do with this. I mean, you go over all around like Monroe Avenue, all the roads offshoots the you just be unbelievable these homes off of East Avenue U you know, they used to be single family homes. Now most of them are broken down into different apartments or whatever But I mean, these things were built in the thirties and forties And they're they're still You know, if the homeowner keeps them up, they're still beautiful. It's great stuff. I mean, my grandfather was a poor man When he was, you know helping build these homes, he wasn't thinking, well, they're only giving me this much. He built something that I could drive around with my mother in the nineteen eighties and nineteen nineties, and she could point out homes that he was a part of building in the thirties and forties and they still look fantastic. They're still standing That's gone That's gone. People used to think I've got to do a better job than what people expect if I expect to move up through society, right You know? It's like, is that a sign of decline? everybody's trying to grab the dollars well the late stage capitalism Yes, it's the it's the And then now We don't even live under capitalism. This is an oligarchy that we're We find ourselves living in it. I'm sure I'll mention this on the show because it's on my mind. but or I would have, from the point of view You know, all this stuff from the Republicans about these social Democrats and You know, they're, you communists are take it It' missing the point. You know, there are some people who are die hardards, but the reason they're getting elected People aren't rejecting capitalism. They're rejecting what they're living under, which is oligarchy. Now, If they give too much power to the social Democrats in a few years, they're like, o fuck these they're just going They're just going to use your votes to try to get the most power to tell people what they can say and what they can do and you know, just like everybody else, but right now is their time because they're more likely to capapitalists think that people are supposed to be for capitalism Notionally Hey, keep your nose to the grindstone one day., it's become obvious to people that this isn't capitalism and no matter how much they keep their nose to the grindstone, if they don't win the lottery, they're not going to join anybody at the top Capitalism Listen. Capitalism has to work. I'll probably be repeating myself here. Capitalism has to work for people on a day to day. bas People have to be happy with it. That's why the ultra wealthy are very happy with the system we have now. It works for them on a day to day basis. You can't tell everyone else, Oh, you should still love it because Well, even if you don't love it, don't you hate communism? I mean, that's not enough. Everyone's looking for their own inside trade to get into the upper echelon. you get the quiet quitting now and Yeah let, you know, pretend their mouse is moving so that because they they know that there's not it's not about there's no, you know of a pot at the end of the rainbow if they work hard and they're going to get you, you know, they're just they're getting it right now Um, u The American people are just being raped by by the ultra wealthy, the Pentagon. Hey, give us a trillion dollars a year, but if we go to war, we need more money. What you You're telling me that the trillion dollars a year, which is, you know, a thousand million dollars, that's not covering No, no, not a trillion. That's a thousand billion dollars. That's not covering if you go to war and you call yourself now, the Department of warar, the trillion dollars a year doesn't cover war. That's beenent eighty billion dollars so far. That's what we know on the Iranian thing Amazing. So I feel like as the host, I need to kind of bring this around and end on a high note or a positive note. I don't want people to just like end on a down note like Happy birthday, America. There you go. That's Happy birthday America. Yeah. I've got a note here of something that that I wanted to mention as general advice, especially to men who are listening and the note here says it's about wives who give you the next task to do while you're still working on the current task They can kind of sense you're coming to an end on the current task And they dump that next task in before they even say, hey, good job on the yard or you know, fill in that hole that I told you to dig or something like that The way you can cope with that to Kill yourself. No wait a second.s that's not the high note are say're not alive. Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah. Oh this is actually can I say on that? Go ahead C I say on that? Yeah U I would handle that with divorce papers So I don't deal with this I don't deal with this, you know, I talk to my old friends and stuff all the time. Hey, we're gonna get together and they're all like, well, I got to talk about talk to the wife about a hall pass. I don't they might as well be speaking a foreign language. I can't even imagine that I have, okay, well, if you let me do this, I promise when I get back, I'll mow the wall. I it's like, arere you married to your mother or are you married to your best friend? That's a good question because friends Don't give friends Thank you very much for dririve Truck M say, this mention of on a Live reminds me of something's very funny that just happened to me. I was working with AI whichever one it was, doesn't make a difference. And I was talking about taking some paint off of some stuff And it's very difficult to remove. It gave me the option of having it done professionally or doing it myself. Do you want to have it done professionally remove yourself? And so I said, well, you know, I want to go down this road to doing it myself. So I said rememove myself. and it popped up with the suicide prevention hopline Because the context of the words remove myself all by themselves oututside of anything else the fact that we're talking about paint for like last seven interactions was just gone. As soon as I said rememove myself, suicide hotline D don't do it. you know I thought that was h Yeah An those are the ridiculous guardrails that are put in there, but meanwhile, you could probably figure out a way to get a recipe for a Molotov cocktail or other. Oh, we had problems with this with a lawyer. So bring this in all the time All that wonderful note. Thankk you all for sticking around. We had fun I had fun Yeah I the audience. George Vaon Clerke I didn't mean to. go back and bleep every one of them out U And the next one that we're going to do is going to be sometime in the future. so be sure to catch that one You see it Thanks for listening to the Bond Hessler Doctrine podcast. Follow the Doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content