Presidential Involvement in Sports

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It actually is not a dupe. It's not a dupe. It's real. No So those from the hands of actual child labor. Sweet. You got the real thing, man. I saved seventy dollars by going through but that's how it works. That's how it works I'm not saying anything about that particular website. I think you all know in in the clothy air industry. What's poshmark and how'd you get it cheaper? It's like a ladyiess eBay It's it's a late eBay is non gender specific. Yeah So it is eBay for men? Is that what you're saying? I would say eBay, you have more men that use it. and I would say.s just the clothing. It's just clothes.one primarily buys clothing. All right, huh? Wh who primarily buys clothing? it depends. Everyone. Everyone buys clothing. Everyone wears it Yes, dogs are number one. Allot a great start All right. so I'm very excited and closed. you know how they are. You know how they are. And so happppy two hundred fifty had a big weekend. Hope everybody had a great july fourth I dont know those fireworks might still be going off from DC. I don't know. they beautiful. We're coughing from them The smoke will engulf the entire Eies go. I gota say I stuck around. I don't know if we had. I stuck around You know, its because we You know, we had people over and stuff and I was like, that thing didn't start yout start talking to like eleven or whatever. And I was like, manan, I want to see these because we're just going to break the record for The greatest fireworks display ever And I stayed up and I stayed up. And then I gota say I just kind of got I mean, nothing against it. I got a little annoyed. It didn't seem to have any rhythm or anything too. It wass just like, pow pow pow, pal, pow, pow pow, pow, pow, bow bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. Maybe if you were there. Butful explosion. Yes, Beautiful. Beautiful Beautiful. And so I just for me, I don't know, mayaybe it was a long day or something and I just in the middle of them I just, I don't know, I got you tired. I got someone annoyed. It only last fifteen minutes. It was a continuous sound. Yeah Yeah It didn't seem to be it didn't seem to be worked out with what the band was singing or playing at Really? Well, no, not at all. It was just like they would do Don't stop believing except it's not journey And so kind of parokey had a little bit of it listen, I'm actually I'm happy for the military people who got their moment in the spotlight. I just would have done it a little differently to where the songs they were singing would have been, you know kind of worked into the rhythm of the actual fireworks. It seemed like it was like, and then also they kept that stage was like blaringly like the lights were like moving the whole time. It was like, Yeah. Aren' I supposed to be I was supposed to be concentrating on the sky here, or I not So it seemed like a lot. and maybe it was just my mood, but about halfway through I just said This overstimulated. I was overstimulated at that point. Maybe half it was me. Maybe half it was them. I don't know. But it was a good I had good july fourth. hotter than hell, but you know what do you? Hotter than hell. hot as this country is right now. This country is on fire I take it the air has cleared in your area after a day of being away from those fireworks. You know, they had the worst Air quality in DC for about twenty hours or so, anywhere in the world. Oh sure of the places you think of in China or India or whatever. anywhere in the world. now it dissipated. and I think it's pretty much gone now, but there was that was even before that, you know, the air quality was bad because of the heat. Yeahes. Well was yeah, it was all of that and people were in and out. But hey, look, people were troopers, they evacuated and they went back in Whatever, I'm hundred thousand people disappeared. Is that all? I thought it was like seven hundred fifty thousand. one hundred and fifty thousand came back So I mean, that smoke definitely lingers like that. I mean especially when it's that hot and, you know, just everything kind of's kind of I think the humidity just kind of contains it in that area because I know like mine's on a much smaller scale, but we were on on a cove in Lake Llanier. Oh Red So you had Redneck firewor. Oh, but this was Unprecedented. like what these people did they literally put out an entire barge like like imagine like just a bottom of a pontoon, right? Yeah. But with like no top and just had all these fireworks that were on this pontoon. Put it down in the middle of the cove And they had like a little detonator like over on the side that they could launch off different could go wrong. different groups of vi on ap It was like your Viking funeral. Yeah, it was unbelievable. Like it was official these were just people decided to do this. These were just people that lived on this cove our aliens Our Airbn just happened to be on this cove and it was an unbelievable place And it was fun man. Oh You feel like How many dogs did you lose? That's what I was thinking about DC. Oh my God. Any dog within a hundred miles had to be losing their mind. I mean this went on. I didn't see the end. I imagine it went on for like twenty more minutes after wasn't like forty minutes long or something ounds right. there were no pauses except it seemed like when the band would stop a song it would kind of pause and then the they would kind of go again together, although there was no coordination of the song and the actual fireworks that were going up. but I mean, if you're a dog, it was just Basically forty five minutes of bam bam bam, bam, bam, bam bam bam bam. We shut a tactical nuo in fin finale. It was Yeah Mbe it was like a cover they could do some nuclear testing. Well, I think they knock they knocked an asteroid out of. They didn't want to tell us about it. cover it could h It could have hit us, but it didn't. They just knocked it out of. I would never take credit for doing that if No No, no, off course not. I you keep that on yourself. Right. I'm very modest. It's about the country. am I right? Like everything I do, it's about America Here's something speaking of America that I in doing some You know, not deep diving, but more reading than usual about the American Revolution and Declaration of Independence and all that came across this This little item that I did not know apparently, America's first millionaire. Now we don't know for a fact that he was America's first millionaire, but it's described as likely America's first millionaire was a founding father I think he's the only person who signed all three documents His name was Robert Morris. America's first first millionaire went bankrupt He he left England, came to the American colonies When he was a teenager And it became a big wig in the mercanteal industry And then during the Revolutionary War, his trading ships attacked British vessels, seized their cargo, after the conflict He became a millionaire Likely the country's first He later invested in frontier real estate. A good bet made too soon, Morris went spectacularly and spent the year's seventeen ninety eight to eighteen oh one, incarcerated in a Philadelphia debtors's prison. Whoa. that's a cautious tale. caautionary tale for the millioni. just Dbtor's prison. We need to bringose back. Yeah we still have debt. Well, you'd be in it with Only for rich people That I think when you bring them back, you want part of the legislation to say, but not Tim Andrew. Exactly Once that carve out is there, well, the Tammager's cllas. People used to didn't like in England and stuff, like your family would move in with you there in the debtor's prison or something, I feel. Oh really? those are the workhouses. Oh, okay. Sometimes like if you were destitute, you could go and you would live for free, but you would I do think th a lot of times with in the old timey prisons U they didn't really have necessarily like a good staff for food and things like that. So they would encourage family members to come feed these people. No they weren't allowed in Whatever. I'll just saying you brought food and stuff. I know about that like in Siberia backack in like the eighteen fifties or whatever He'd be encouraged to have somebody who would keep dropping food off for you because they nearily that's Siberia. Siberia's got some like pretty lax compared to England. England separate families. That's quite a long drive. I will not be able to bring food to you. No I need it. I'm gonna be come on you I'm living off of you know dinner rolls here. You live one dinner roll. Do You like sod dust? Yeah Mbe I don't eat your toenails or something that I ate my toenails. I gotta wait for him to grow back now. You have a cellmate, wait till the freezes to death. You can eat like a king. Oh gosh . And hey Trump got got our player back for tonight. So Allans in better sh All I did was ask for a review. I said, let's look at it, right? Let's Take a look.'s all you. I didn't lean on anybody. I. They weren't worried about you trashing them on your u trrue social for the next week and a half. I think And whatever, hey, we got our best guy. So right? That's a good thing. If we win, it's great. If we lose, it's still great because we got to play, right Got to play. We want to see our best first their best, right? mister President? Right R Hey put put your thumb on the scale. Who cares? Do what you can I started calling out the referee a little bit earlier. This referee? is a little bit suspect L check is If you check his past, I don't want tona say that because I don't like conteration. All right, that's it I hate everybody. I don't want to say that, but I like that guy. It'd be like say you know, I killed a drifter back in the I don't want to say that. I don't that I would never tell anybody. I would never tell anybody about the drifter. I killed him. man was he? Yeah he was look was a he was aong wrong. but it was a bad drifter wasn't T to hold his head in the bucket for an hour. But I wouldt say I wouldn say that U What else happened over the weekend? someomebody got married. Who was it? Who got married? was it was u Somebody from like a baseball team or something? Yeah,. Sos former member of Instinct or something. Got married Madison Square Garden and Po Paul MCarty Paul McCarty, I guess sang that song for the first time in sixty seven years, whatever. Wow. Okaykay. Dicultot touch you. I feel sad. Oh grandpa, please stop Oh my goodness G N to sing the Jane. Did didid Stevie Nick yes? she's pretty. But I don't know what she what song it was Adam Sandler was the officiate said there's been no photos or anything from this I don't care. There's some video that leaked Oh oneome video. Oh whereere you was I was I was on the edge of my seat all weekend. Well Jared told me because you're a girl that you would be. I was buying clothes and wasing Taylor Swiftew it old to a te. All right. so I couldn't figure out why Lee Na Dunham was there. They didn't know they were friends. Well How do you know? Look, what I thought was hilarious, I read There was Something that I read about it was that she that they got married in Madison Square Garden in front of one thousand of their closest family and friends. Who has a thousand Close friends The families can't comprise more than a hundred, right? Like maybe one hundred to fifty they were tongue inek with that. No, No, no, I'm not saying they said it. I'm saying this is the way the article was written. I don't think she has the article was saying that. I don't think she really has friends because she didn't have a wedding party brrother was her best guy Or no, her brother was her guy of honor or guy ofor dude of honor. Now of course his brother was there. Travis's brother was his best man. But I don't think she has friends. Well, it might be that when when you rise up like she did from where she did, that, you know it's hard to keep friends from the old days because they are all trying to bump money from you all the time And then maybe she's like throat kind of business person that doesn't, you know necessarily do emotional things. What about the people that were like hanging out with her watching the football games U Yeah, yeah, but you wanted Were there any civilians that were her old friends? I don't think so I could have been was like it was definitely friends was Selena Gomez. We know that. Like they're their Non celebrity. Oh, non celebrity. O old school old neighborood. Yeah L like people from the Christmas tree farm. Yeah. Was Santa there? neighbor friend. was Santaved you o invite Santa? he said No, I wasn't inv. It's okay. No, Santa, No, I invited you. You never RSVP you rasco. I think you'd want an old fat man like me there. Well now that you're here and you did not RSVP, you're definitely not allowed in. So you can go now, than you so. Where's Ariana She's already al. She's turned around She doesn't hear any you much. she's seecurity Oo the neck. Oh security. G Yeah, go for it. By any means necessary. Take it down. I heard that there was some sort of castle or something involved. I don't know. other like AI photos of their stuff out there Someone's selling a napkin eBay. Oh, I want it. What's it going for? What's it going for right now? Huh? ninety nine bucks. All right, put me in for a hundred I'll. you would see things that you know, the Beetles touched. Yes. this blade of grass or something. I blew my nose. Wh's in that napkin after you gott to give it to McCartnener. he's just so smart. likeike he knows You know, stay relevant, you know, stay. I mean maybe they're good friends. I don't know, but I doubt it. I just know that he best friend. He is he's very good. him how to use his phone Taylor you're so relable micun. He didn't know the difference between his wiifi button. Yeah and his Bluetooth. Yeah I feel like when I hear like when Taylor Swift is like saying nice things about Paul McCarty for some reason, I always flash too like after that debate the way doctor Jill was with Joe Biden, you did a job, honey. I said all the words. Like I feel like she would saying me like, You sang all the songs. You remembered all the words, that su job. I haven't sung it since nineteen sixty six Wha That's a long time for now. Do you want to sit down? Yes I would very much love to sing. Okay. Why wouldn't he ever sing that song Can't Buy me Love? He never sang it at a show? I guess he never did. I hold your hand. I first of it's John I want hold your hand. I want to hold your hand. And it's a John song. although he does lately he does he opens with help and he does Johns songs like go No I need some. I do need somebody. I really need some No, he's just singing. Don't worry. No, I need somebody. some over you Well, I'm glad it's the couple they made it through. and Oh that's gone. They get twenty six million dollars to charity I did find an article from people if you wna know the entire wedding list from A to Z. Me what everyverybody was there? I believe all celebrities.. I'll pass Well, why don't you just start reading? Yeah And it'll just be running in the background Itll be like an audio every once a' turn an audio ticker tape that will just go the whole time Whats matter with you, George you look a little intense over there, J just sort of No, okay, list Now you're smiley I'm glad you're enjoying this. Your nose is stuffy if you w want to Oh your nose is always stuffy. I don't know what's going on. Yeah y week. we had this conversation last week. I know but you're sounds like Charlie Brown for the rest of your life for some reason. I don't the it's forever.imes' the best stuff you know. You have a forever cold. It's obvious thatver I believe Trump He said we'd get out of the forever cold. Well I told you we'd get out of the forever colds, but you know what? got I'm ready to we got to go after her and we got to go fight the nasal people. It's the little expedition, little little excursition into Snot toown You know what's great though? You know that feeling when you have like a stuffy like sinus when your sinuses are clogged or something? And then for some reason just one starts to like open that feel like I can live.! Oh and then you look out your window and o the trees and the flowers. I don't take notice as much as I should all these wonderful things And then you lay down or something and then it comes back. Well, that's the problem is you can' can't I find that you can't roll over to one side or the other when you got a stuffy nouse. In order for me I'm in bed, I got to look straight up the ceiling and then I have to have a pillow under the pillow that you normally just have one or Would this by the way, would this count as first W proince Y somebody. somebody was here from some place that has been you know at war for a hundred yearses I understand what that's like I've been eating a mud for a month. I get it. Sometimes my lobster is too buttery.es my burger made out of dead flies is I have so much food. I just have to throw it all away and I go grocery shopping to get more stuff. Hey, back to the World Cup, you wouldn't know about this. so England they beat Mexico and what a gameeic that stadium. Mexico has only lost two games before that since nineteen sixty seven. Yeah, they kepting up the altitude. I guess it's like two thousand feet above sea level. But anyway this guy one of their players hurt himself during the celebration. Yeah Henderson He hurt his wrist. it reminded me. you remember was his name Gus Farat or something? didn me play for the team. This now known as the Commanders I believe He was a quarterback. He was a quarterback and it was a big game. mightight have been like a playoff game And he scored a touchdown and as part of his celebration, he he like headbutted the goal post or something and he gave himself a concussion and he was out for the rest of the game. Oh I remember this. Yeah it was G Ferada. think it it is. Maybe it was the maybe it was an even bigger game. Maybe it was a Super Bowl or something. I can't remember, It reminded me of that where you're You're so excited that you injure yourself and then maybe that ends up being the reason you don't go any further. I don't know. But just just to see did you watch that game last? N don't want Harry audio of a guy got a goal. No, no, I've got audio of Harry Cain at the end of it. So the captain of the English team. I mean, listen to his voice. This is how much he put into that game here. His voice is shock. ask you, what's happened over there by the England goal? because there looks to be some concern. Yeah Judan Oh m is gone What can the England fans know? It's actually McCartney. you came with. Unbelievable speechless. C can't at talk s. Don't restrest that voice, restir, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tryoring to got you your away. You're obviously suffering from some sort of medical condition. I apologize the way's like bleing' It's exhaustion and excitement all the same time. I mean did some drinking Yeah He said he was singing and screaming in the celebration. Right. Yeah. I don't think it was time for drinking yet. this had left the They hadn't left the pitch. I don't believe. I think everybody was predicting Mexico to win that game and for them to win the way they did It was wild. I lot of games were that I don't know I don't know anything about anything about soccer, but I know that that Paraguay team is that's some I know dirty stuff when I see it, man. These guys They knew they couldn't win at some point. and then it's like, well, look we're taking somebody out. I never seen anything like it like in the NFL you would be off the field pretty quickly doing some of the stuff these guys were doing. I don't I don't know anything about the Paraguay team. I'm sure the Paraguayan people are wonderful people, but this team at that point was and I thought I was like Beuse I have to check myself because I don't really know this sport And I'm just watching some of it. And so I can't be an expert But then immediately everybody who was covering it was like, yeah, that was the dirtiest day soccer team I've ever seen in my life. It was really something U against France I believe, but they and then they got they didn't even get called for it. There were no yellow cards or nothing. I missed I think that game me of being one, nothing. I missed that one. So I now I want to go back. I've been watching all the highlights. I'm into it. I' I know you're into it. tonight USA. That's right. because thanks to your I't want to take all the credit. I mean your favorite president did out. If you hadn't made the call, he wouldn't be playing. That's pretty obvious. you. Oh wow, the fireworks is st the DC firework is still going on. Beautiful. L it in the day. How much longer are these gonna go on? Aout forty eight more hours. Look atem, I mean, but it's fantastic. People can't breathe. I think for the remainder of the year. to shit up the fireworks every day. Well, it's our two hundred fiftieth, right? What We'll check in out with the firews. And I will be meddling in pro sports around there the remainder of the year you bring the Atlanta Falcons to Super Bowl. I I can't look at it There' so much I can do. You miracle worker. I mean when next' be saying maybe the bills you know come on, we can't put that on you. I just saw a headline that said Starbucks is now going to encourage their baristas to to post TikToks Oh now, but there's a couple there's a few things in here. What is You're waiting for your coffee and you notice that she's over he or she is over there doing their selfie video TikTok thing Uh Here's my question. This is what I want to say to any Starbucks baristas who may be listening. Uh, Be careful Because as as as an old as an old How should I reffer to myself a recovering shock jock Um, I've been there where, you know the program direct's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, go to the edge Yeahah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Th as soon as there's trouble They they never met you. So my question is How long Do we think before the first barista loses their job for going off on some political tangent or something during their Starbucks tick shots A let me show you how much I'm making this right now. know how much I hate drum? Every time I make one of these I think a Tump jerky. It won't be that long before somebody gets in trouble This is kind of pathetic, I feel like. It is. It's like the old people like, hey, kids do the thing. They' do it for free to get us business. Yeah, and also like we have no understanding of what it is that works or doesn't work out there. Basically nobody does, but you know, some people have a little more of a handle on it ye, go out there and remember they tri see again. I think the same thing is going to happen. I remember from a few years ago Wasn't the idea that they were going to put little messages on the cups and that would south real fast. right right names, right That's good name. It would be a name, but also like a little idea this day, Jeremy. Yeah. somethingomething like that Palestine. was the Right Yeah. It's not long before somebody's going to make a TikTok that does that and then they're going to be in trouble. So I' I'm here as a recovering shock jock Unlike the old attict they bring into the classroom, say kids id It's not worth it. Don't do it. Just listen I don't know what you're thinking, but this is not a forever job And you're not working on the factory floor of Ford in nineteen sixty five. You're going to move on and do other things. you know, unless you're in your sixties now and you're just doing it for like extra money If you're young, you're going to move on, you're going to do different things and just just go to work and make coffee and serve that coffee. Don't be silly enough to to take this bait because somebody's going to somebody Somebody's going to be the first person off the boat in saving Private Ryan. But it comes to this. So somebody is going to be Before they can post, they do have to submit it to Starbucks, like the company CEO. fun there. And then and then and then there's like an ad revenue bucket that's specifically for this. So Starbucks gets like a certain percentage, but then the barista gets a percentage ofs Nixon on laaughin. Yes. Although I that worked. Sock it to me. That's how comey got au. know Well, it did work, but ye it's not considered one of the funniest things that ever happened laugh funny at all. But yeah,entally nothing was funny on Lughin really. Yeah, it's not now you go back, you go back and it's not subversive for nineteen sixty. Ies, but I mean, man, o man Yeah, but she's just She's just so cute and she's laughing at stuff. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean that those party things where they're dancing and then they stop and do a one never funny. never funny. Here's the idea with O liners. They're supposed the reason that O liners work is they're funny and then they build they stack upon themselves to the point where you just go, Oh, please stop. You watch these things and there's never not none of the one liners are ever funny. It was such a Tame landscape, I guess That seemed outrageous at the time. Because it'd be like, oh, they're doing sex jokes or they're doing religious jokes, but they weren't good jokes But I guess then it just the idea that you were even attempting to do that sort of stuff. The smother's Brothers was actually funnier. Yeah. their brothers was good. But then they got political and it ruined it. Yeah. I don't but I like some of the political stuff like we do, but cowboy thing where they were showing all the murder, but they couldn't kill. Officer Judy was funnier I don't listen I don't know I am not I'm not really know much about the smmothers, but I'm more Remember the re reboot that happened in like seventy three or seventy four for a while. R. I have more memories of that show than the actual one in the sixties that got. How about the laugh in that had Robin Williams in it? I do not remember that. Thankfully. But What did that happen? The Smid seventy Hey, we're going to bring it back to new left it Yeah Uh What was that guy named George Schloter What wass the guy behind that? Oh Satter. Slatter or something like that? He went on to do a few different things, but none of them were funny, it turned out I love these mavens of comedy that just don't the one thing that they don't have is actual jokes that get comment They're known as like, o, hey, this guy. Boy, if he puts on a comedy show It's gonna be good But he's not funny. That's the that's the twist. Right R comedy show. J not funny Very ironic It is. It's ironically unfunny What did I try to find here? Oh, there's this apparently Everybody thinks that they're If you said hey, what will make your life uh better And most people say leisure. If I had more leisure time, money, things would be better. Money. Well, this is assuming that you're not I want money. That's what I want. This is assuming you're not, you know Soup kitchen adjacent. Okay. like you got some things going on so But it turns out that it does not Leisure does not necessarily make you happier according to American Time U sururvey. Oh no this is the US. Census Bureau. is Using data from the U. S. Census Bureau They're trying get us to work more. I see what they're doing here. Well so there's research suggests that having more leisure time doesn't necessarily make people more likely to rate their day is happy U is the people were most satisfied with their days. When they included an hour or two of socializing Physical exercise and surprisingly up to six hours of work. Though if you go over six hours, then that's when people start, I don't want that. But I think that there's absolute truth to this. People think that they want to just have all the time in the world to themselves And maybe there are some people who are self starters enough that they can keep, you know, doing that on a daily basis, but most of us need somebody Hey, it's time to go to work. All right. Like you need and if you you'll just sit around and do You know, it's like my mom, my mom used to say, idle hands are the devil's playground. And so you need this is my problem a little bit with the idea of universal income in the future You know, it's just like everybody's not going to be a poet. If you don't have to worry about work, I mean, at the point that you're fifteen years old, you don't even have to worry about getting prepared for any kind of career or anything. like you just don't have to worry about it. You know, some people will become poets. O people will do a lot of drugs and break windows, you know, That's usually what could happen U this makes sense to me. You know, just always being able to do whatever you want is not now you'd want some years for it, I guess to Yes. Let me tell you something there was a study done with rats. And in one enclosure, it was all of the space that they needed, but there wasn't anything to do in the space except there was like a water thing that had morphine in it. And then they had another group that had multiple rats in that environment and lots of stimuli, you know, some the wheels and just the different things to do in the enclosure with a community of rats. They also got the water mixed with morphine. add the rats that had all the things to do, they would sample the u the water with the morphine in it, they go back to it sometimes, but they didn't stay on it. They didn't get addicted to it. But the other the other rats right there they did they mom was do it until they died. Yeah. no, that's what'll happen because And they took they took previously addicted mice rats and put them in the enrichment environment with the morphine water And they like detoxed themselves. Yeah need you need to have a reason. You know, you got to have a reason. and you're getting up in the morning, you got to have a reason of some kind And so this does not surprise me. I mean, people are like, look, I don't want more in six hours and I'll be cool with four U, But you got to have something. Yeah you' got to this whole idea that we're just there's no such thing as that u you know, that paradise where That hippie paradise where everybody, you know that wasas it is it the time The time travel book. The big time travel book. Anyway, above ground, everybody is like living this hippie fairy life the time machine. Yeah, the time Yeah down underneath are all the people who are actually getting the work done. But that thing that you see up above ground, that's that kind of paradise, garden paradise, It's just not it's not something that humans can do. We'll just start killing each other. Hella Mions and monsters I made about a hundred million dollars, all told, you know I think more than that actually, that's the overseas number. I don't know what it made. What did it make in America? George L up an awful lot. I think Supergirl, would this be week two Yeah, I think it is we weeak too I think it came in like seventh or something. Let's take a look at it. notot do that that George that young George Washington beat it. Really? And nobody went to see that. Which I actually okay, I'm a nerd out. I actually kind of want to see it. Okay, There's nothing wrong with see it. I've heard good and bad Uh on it, but certainly, you know, being beaten by that kind of it. It seems weird to say it's a niche film, but it's not it kind of is. What did it come at? Minions and Monsters made sixty one point four million domestically. And then one hundred million morewide. So we're looking at a nice little take. Those kids love that series, man. I've been able to watch one of those. I just watched my first one What'd you think? Well The first one's good. I like the well, we actually started on number three. I don't know why. Yeah. It' the one that wanted to watch. Well it's the one that's out now, right? Or there's three hundred of them now. Is I thought there's like six. Okay, maybe there. I thought Grew was a bad guy. Stephven Correll's character was a bad guy. Well he was originally Well my son was, he's good guy daddy. I'm okay, He's turned good by those three little girls All right, I don't need to get into the minions. We to have a minions hour. I really That's another thing. It's like they have gone hard in the paint because of these minions. It's like they're just really pushing them on us. Everybody loves minions.very that's the only reason why kids actually like them is everyone the idea is that the first one's decent and the other ones aren't that great, but kids love them. what are you gonna to do? kids love them garbage Well, are youre do you know what? If I want money, I'm gonna to make garbage sell to parents or kids. That's a way to make money. Do you know that movie, The Secret Life of Pets? They came out in twenty sixteen. you ever heard of that? It's like H Hixarars type of movie. Yeah. He's seen that my son and so I'd never seen it. We're watching it. And the main dog in the film is played by or voiced by Louis C K. Oh. So this is twenty sixteen. The sequel comes out twenty seventeen or whatever. Not in it. Oh D't voice it. had to pull him.. Well, you know, that'll happen if you You know, if you're an exhibitionist in that way. I don't. There's going be a associated There's be there's going to be a few consequences that follow. But hey, you know, hes got he's gott to decide, you know, Well, you know, I had my good times and I gott to go to jail. I gott to pay the price. There' a new special out so that was good. That was funny. Yeahah, I saw the special. I would say Yeah, I thought it was good. There was some really good stuff in it. I thought it started out a little weak Yeah I was so surprised He was like I really I was really kind of deconstructing this because he opens up with some very it sts almost he didn't work up to the most Um difficult material R. Like he opens up with very, very Harsh Stuff And and I was thinking about it and I thought, well, maybe And maybe this worked for Norm McDonald as well, who I love If you establish with an audience, If you make them laugh, when they don't want to laugh Don't you kind of own them? Like for the rest of the for the rest of the set, I think you own an audience. When they don't want to laugh at what you're joking about Do laugh And and then I think you there's probably there probably isn't a much more powerful position to be in as a stand upp comedian. then the audience, you just is like, okay, now we're laughing at stuff that we find to be absolutely disgusting. So I mean, he's got the one joke about I won't even bring it up. But I think you know U His dream. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That pushed me back a little bit That was a little that one was rough and that came pretty early. I thought as it went on some of the better stuff. Yeah got in there. I was a little surprised that I wasn't reallyally laughing out loud from the get go. Usually with Louis CK, I will from the get go, he'll hit with stuff that really gets me in the gut and For the first five or ten minutes, I was wondering, is this not going to be one of his better No just gets going But it does get going and it's And you know is one of a kind As we all know Power two of the Vaon Hessler doctrine begins Right now. Why? Because I said so, that's why. B. That's what my mother used to say to me. I'd say why. She'd say because I said so. o God, that makes sense. Have you heard your kids say stuff like that to their kids now? U not yet because they're so small. Okay. You my grandkids born five right? Huh? Isn't your oldest grandson, five?'s four He'll be five in October. I've started whipping that out lately. He doesn't understand it becausecause I said so. Yeah, you you got They have to be at a certain stage why you know the brain has to work and make certain connections before that all shut up No you can't do that. Yeah, we were talking about the big movies over the weekend, but also I saw this story about how I guess Who's behind the Nolan movie? Is that Warner Brrosers? Whever's behind it, the Odyssey they dropped into their trailer W it open next week? Yeah, it opens on the seventeenth. Okay and the the There was so much negativity In the comments that they just turned off the And I just I was looking at this sub like It really seems like A lot of people have decided how they feel about this movie and Outside of a test audience here or there. I don't even like nobody's seen it whichich is amazing to me, you know, that nobody's now You know I think Nolan's movies have kind of been He's a bit overrated at this point, so it wouldn't surprise me if it doesn't you know, live up to whatever the hype is And also everybody's going crazy about Oppenheimer, which I thought was not that great Um, you know, how much of that How much of that was Barbie responsible for Oh that's true, but you know know the popular Barbenheimer, you know, and that whole thing and you know how, you know, kids like to jump on trends and whatever. And so we don't really know that the public is there for any I bet you most of the public doesn't even know that the guy was making the Odyssey made the Dark Knight made the trilogy, the Batman triil. I bet most people don't know that. You don't think they do? No. I think they they know that it's the Oppenheimer guy. Most people And and I've been following this guy for a while and so I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't that great. but It's just kind of amazing that there are people who have decided, yeah, I don't like it It's probably like three hours long. Nobody's seen the damn thing. I The Odyssey is also a little bit of a difficult sell I don't know. I think people will go see it I don't think people wont see it but it's like, o my go That's the Odyssey. That's my favorite Yeah. You what I mean? Well, I was surprised. they didn't have more of the monsters and stuff in the trailers because I think that's the based on that Cyclops twenty seventeen translation. That the story. And they're using Gen X dial or Gen Z dialogue. Again, nobody's seen it. trail in the trailer. Right. I mean, maybe I've been I remember when Titanic came out. was it was going to be a disaster All the stuff that gone wrong. Right. I mean, everything was they went wrong along the way. It was going to be a disaster. They spent too much money. There's all these stories about the set, blah, blah, blah If this one is not good, my guess is going to be it's going to be for the same reasons that I've been noticing that Nolan movies haven't been that great. We talked about this before. at some point his brother who used to write the dialogue for these movies, moved on to do other things and do his own movies and he's been kind of writing the dialogue lately and it's, you know, kind of wooden he's more about spectacle than I think getting really great acting jobs. I feel bad for Denzel Washington's son was John David Washington was in tenenet. He's great in tenet. But apparently, you know, the whole concept behind it was that nobody was supposed to have any emotion whatsoever about anything. And I think it kind of hits him like, hey, didn't show any emotion. Well, neither did anyone else in that movie. you know And if you go back you know, in his movies have timelines that are convoluted and all that kind of stuff But the further back you go, you get really good dialogue along with it. So it comes out on the seventeenth, by the way. So would I would be I would be surprised necessarily if it's because of whatever book version he took it from or whatever. if it's bad It'll probably be The way Nolan movies are bad when they're bad, which is a lot of spectacle I don't really care about these people. That's That's really what it goes you know, they don't get invested in them. They don't get invested in them. And that's, you know, you go back to Instellar, McConughy put in such an amazing performance I mean, those scenes where he's crying just does not most actors, even when they're good at crying, look like they're acting, but you go,, it's pretty damn good Monaghey when he's crying in that movie I don't even know How do you put yourself in that situation even after rewatching it, I know when the last time you saw Inner cellar was like Anne Hathaway's character is very forgettable. Yeah that Yeah, ye very forgetable. Yeah. I think as I wasm saying, I think McConaughe jumps out. Yeah. Also here's another thing that probably will bring down the Odyssey And it won't have anything to do with all the things that people think it's wokeen, whatever. A againain, it's the it's the u dialogue and also as part of the dialogue with this guy because he doesn't write good dialogue It's just going to be exposition after exposition We've been now for ten. It's taken but it's just like every character for five minutes has to explain the next plot element to the other character they're talking to. That would be my guess. If it turns out not to be good. My guess is that you will be able to put it along a line of other Nolan movies in the last, you know, since what I think was his last Truly great movie Dunkt. And you know what thing about Dunkirk, notot a lot of dialogue It's a really good visual. But he well that's what he does well is the visuals is what he does well. Pus you already have O brother, where aren't thou Yes. That was all I needed You have to read it in high school and then watch O the Rart that. you like most Odyssey I'll ever ask. You like the Hillbilly version of the Odyssey? It has no competition by the way. The other movies opening are horse Sirrels andcendants Wicked Wonderland. Horse girls is going to be amazing. Yeah Horse girls. I've actually heard good things about theirl. I don't know what it is, but I somewhere along the line I came along something that That was a good review. This should clearred it up. Ready? Okay, here we go. This will totally tell you what's going on. A comedy drama starring Gretchen Maul about the complexities of growing up and facing uncertain realities That old thing I'm in. Yeah. That's called growing up. Yeah. Isn't that part of growing up? Uncertain realities? I faced Laming up on sales rehill. I always wanted a horse. I don't know, I heard something good about itasts an indie kind of thing. No, Daddy. No. We're taking the horse Whether you like it or not? It leg is broken. We're gonna shoot it now. Don't shoot it, Daddy. I can't do nothing. But I love him. Well, crippple. We don't say that anymore. It's a horse, man. yourags'. Oh We need to come up with some kind of a collection of the movies here where you combine them together. You need like horse hots why We're lting it up and those things don't work A a horse. There there is a horse. although I don't that part is the Trojan is that part is it's after the Trojan war, right? He's trying to get back So I don't think that I don't think that the Trojan horse thing is in the Odyssey. Not being an expert by not being an expert, meaning I've never read it. Is that the liad or something? Well, the liad but my understanding is I think I don't know I think in the liad it's referred to, but I don't know that it's part of either of the stories. I don't know It is a retrospective story inside of the Odyssey Trojan horse, Like a flashback. The Trojan horses, yes. Okay, so it will come talks about it. Okay. ready. It's two hours and fifty two minutes. So Of course it is a movie. Of course it is. Christopher Nolan doesn't know how to his breakfast takes four hours. Like that guy has no idea At some point people will realize that yeah, then When it comes to epics, time Running time is part of that, but not everything. You could do something two hours twenty minutes. call it epic. We wanted to go over three hours, but the IMAax film schoolool won't allow you to do that. again, just like these celebrities and these singers and Everyone who either refuses to get old, right? or refuses to like put down their craft at some point because their craft is no longer their craft, they can't do it anymore. And then movies can't end either. Movies are allone no movie' like ninety minutes anymore. Oh, I know. Yeah Everything has to go on. canan we have some editing in our lives? Whatever happened to Less is more. Remember when the corporations were pushing. Yeah. I mean,'s they were. I'm gonna give way less during the rest of the show and see how good. Yes, it's one. up. Again, my whole thing with the Odyssey is no matter who you voted for, no matter what you think politically You don't have the ability to know whether or not it's a good movie if you haven't seen it. or if you're never gonna see it, at least, you know, let it be out for a couple of weeks and take a look at what the zeitgeist is on it. Yes. I heard an interesting thing because it's shot on iMAax, they can only shoot for three minutes. Yeah. No, that's all of his movies. That's kind of And you feel so stilted and weird. But Dunkirk was like that. And I mean, you likek Dunkirk better than I. Did you see it in IMAax? No. Okay. I saw it in IMAax. I don't know what it's like when you're it's not IMAax, but that movie opens up on your phone. From what I understand your first the opening the opening the opening scene of Dunkirk The camera is positioned behind soldiers walking through I think of whatever town. and I'm telling you in IMax, you feel like you're walking with them. It's one I mean, You talk about immersion iMax. I usually try to see Nolan' stuff in iMAax and then Oppenheimer was that fake iMAax But I'm sure that every seat has been sold out in the good probably thing for the whole run Let's say hello to Alex Williams. Alex says there's a stall. All right You rascals You doctrinaires I'm going to bring something up here and I'm going to say I don't consider this a comedy premise because it would be very mean. and it's somethingomething that we talk about a lot, but this is a human being and let's remember that So uh The guy Brian Johnson that we talk about a lot. who's trying to live forever. This is the tech, you know, guy who's he's doing everything in his life to live to. And I always wondered about What about DNA And there's a lot to wonder about here. So He has been diagnosed with an incurable stomach eating disease. Now that sounded really bad when I first saw it like, does that mean he's going Definitely die Fr it? I don't know Um, it's auto immune gastritis And so it's like the stomach is eating itself. It affects two to five percent of people causes nutrient deficiency Uh, anemia and potentially elevated risk of cancer. Now I don't, when I didn't get out of this story was, you know, is this is this a fast moving thing? By the end of the story, I thought No, there's no cure, but maybe it's a manageable thing over time Um, Th then when I wasiting I was like, boy, I'mondering if all this stuff that he's done to himself, you know, he He gets his sons' like put in him and all like like I don't know what elements it going affect or something from everything you's been Yeah. that makes sense. one. Yeah yeah, it's certainly certainly a thought. Yeah makes me it makes me think. But here's the whole thing about is just a waste of time. Spend your life trying to live forever Or he says forever, he means. you know, I don't know, he wanted li to be one hundred and fifty or something like that Now he says now he's going to double down. this is a good way to try to cure this or whatever. That's fine I got the sense by the end of the article that it wasn't like he's immediately going into some hospice or something but that it was incurable in the sense that you have to manage it for the rest of your life. But I'm not sure about that. And they do say thats it ups the the risk of cancer at some point So U you know, feel bad for the guy. L I think it's kind of weird what he does. but I never wish that kind of thing on him. But it does show The u just the folly of this of trying to live forever. It's Even if he did Even if he did live one hundred and fifty years He spends every minute of every day thinking about not Dying which is like, well, where are you living?' like at one point, So you've lived one hundred and twenty years. going to bed at seven thirty every night, monitoring yourself, drinking doing this, everything you did every minute of every day. then So in the quest to stay alive forever. What kind of living did you I didn't into living at all? A what point did you kick off your shoes and I might step on something. I left my shoes. You don't want to do that because then you could get tetanus Tanus liver.. So we had hypothyroidism. Yeah I don't want to I mean, I don't know what the whole thing I interesteresting. I didn't know he had that. Yeah, he had that when he was younger. Yeah. so then he was taking medication that helped his body sort of act like his thyroid was working properly. Right I guess in other news, his stomach was He was having some of other response to autoimmune disease. Yeah. Yeah. And so I don' obviously only two to five percent people get this. There's a whole hell of a lot known Uh about it. But I to fill his stomach with other stuff.ust the folly of it of the idea of just just live your life and you know what? Be healthy Be healthy is good. But mentally healthy as well, which means enjoying things. Enjoy happ but also not worrying. Well it also feels like an eating disorder Um I don't know this is so deep.. This is so deep. I mean, the guy does you know, when you're swapping blood with your child, That's what I'm saying.s I don't know it comes down to you know. I just think that he just doesn't want to die. And these tech people, they get so big that they think that, you know, it's that You know, why they think of death as a problem to be solved. That's the best way to put it Yeah because they see everything as a problem to be solved And I got news for you. I hate to be a downer, but that's one we're never going to solve. Everybody who who's ever born is eventually one day going to pass away.'s the And you know, it should be that way. Steve Jobs gave a You know, the first time he got first he got sick and then he had a remission at one point. There was a moment where it looked like maybe he was going to be around for a while And he gave validatories Is that No, what do you call it? commencement speech. And he mentioned that it's important that people pass away because if people didn't pass away, then young people in the new generations would never, ever get a chance to rise and have their moment because if you could if we live five hundred years I mean Feller would still be Yeah, you know what mean I mean? Like likeike Thomas Jefferson would still be here telling us what to do. You need you need, you know, the whole thing is every hundred years, everyone you've ever met or known will be gone. We get replaced. Every hundred years, there's a whole new crop of people on the earth, and that's a good thing, ultimately. Alice Williams says two hundred eighty five South I don't like I get into it, but I'm seeing here that Ram Platinner might There's some accusations being made He's in Maine, right? going up against Susan Collins. Yes, that's the guy that had the tattoo, right? Yeah, I call him the working class Nazi. And then John Lennonson. I believe so something to be. You know, he canceled a couple of his a couple of his appearances because he didn't feel well Well, that'll happen when people are accusing you of horrific things. But hey, everybody is innocent until proving guilty. That's just the way this world's supposed to be And I'm going to go along with that. So we'll let that play itself out That's a little aggressive headline there considering it's already been resolved. The one about the World Cup, No U US to be thrown out of the World Cup. Oh yeah, oh yeah, because it was that the I thought that the Belgians were just appealing. they did they appealed were they were they trying to get us thrown out? They They did appeal the decision to try to overturn the overturning of the Red card Right And they failed. It got got Dudge has to he here like USA to be thrown out of World Cup. J Aolades complaint. I mean it's not going to happen That's We'll find tonight whether or not the U.S. we all. comeome on Trump. know everyverybody knows FIFA's corrupt anyway. who know what little corruption goes a long way, you know. I don't care We're going win. Maybe, I don't know, whatever. It's great I didn't even know what a red card was. didn but he didn't deserve one. give me a yellow card. didn't deserve this. I don't know that is either. but Well you know the yellow means gushion, red means stop, you know, let him. I have a question, Jared. A yellow card, do you you get that one on one kick every time after a yellow card or you have to build up to that. I'm a little confused sometimes like there'll be a yellow card and then it doesn't always follow the same thing. Is that because you've gotten two of them and now you're out of yellow cards and then what what why do you get to When it's just one on one The goal the goalkeeper and the striker, right? Yeah. thenen is that because you almost your behavior was close to a red card like somebody was hurt or close to being hurt? No, it's very simple. It's penalty inside the box. So so if it's inside the box, it could be a yellow card or any kind of common fall, then it becomes a one on one in the box like that because those weren't possible. Oh, I know those goalways you feel for them too. is a team so much smack when they score the goal to. Yeah you just feel for it for that goal. guy, I got got you see the real estate behind? St going back and forth like that. Okay, you did get it in, but it still wasn't that big of a deal. It wasn't that hard. It It's like when a bird hits a a windshield. Yeah, I never feel bad for the bird. You've got the whole sky. R Yeah That's how I feel about the striker. They're playingames, the birds. like tearing each other. They're getting out there. Rebels, teenagers They are ur neighbors messing with outout planing in the traffic. Our neighbors have put up this bird feeder and I kid you not, at least once a week, one of those stupid pigeons flies directly into our glass window in our living room. pigeon? Yeah pigeon. Yeah, literally a dove It could be a dove, but it looks like it looks like a pigeon like that. It's always lived downtown. Well What color is it? It's kind of like a Bown ra Bown raised. Okay. So not so all pigeons I never remember which way is which, but it's something like this. All pigeons are doves, but not all doves are pigeons. That That sounds. I did not know that. Yeah. I learn something new. because nobody thinks of a pigeon like walking around in a street as having anything to do with peace. Right. So you got to have those white doves. bad for pigeons. We domesticated them And then we were sort of done using them because we invented like better means of communication. And they're like, All right, goodbye. goodood luck out there, everybody. and now they can't build nests hardly. Well they're just choped off their cities. I know somebodybotic with cities. They live there and No they should live like three years or four years when in reality they should live like or something. Well, we got to do something about that. I agree. We You know what? It's time to you that was the opposite. I was thinking like ye that we should return to the country to just create some sort of area or something in the middle of the country.. We're gonna se o the pigeon D didnn't like Tysons He was He raised him. He's a pigeon hustler. Yeah, you raised him. I have a friend who when she was young, they were not they didn't have a lot of money And she lived in New York City and they used to eat pigeons. Ohw. No o, they're good if they're not eating garbage. Are they? Yeah have you ever eaten dove? People eat do? Squab is pigeon. I don't think so I don't think Ive Dove is good. People love dove. I can't eat. I can'tve. I used dove in the shower for people. Yeah I should not eat dove. That's terrible. I eat that one.. It was a dove bar. I was wow. I before. I'm confused. Your tummy is moisturized. Yeah. supposed to be eating Mar doesn't taste anything like. have to tip by cap to the late Drake Sabor, great comedian and took his own life who had that joke, the dove bar. He was also the guy who said, u I've said this a million times. I work with this guy, which is fantastic. and I don't know why I took his life But he had the That was the joke. Oh, did he he I work for the charity thing Last week for Ronald McDonald's house and One point they came out with had a big check set a million dollars I was looking around I thought How big of a house does this F clown? Always tip my cap to the G Drake Sor. Whatas he that joke about him? Marge is that joke about your dead son? B of a yaoner Is that it? Is say him? A him a Y honor He's such a great guy. I you know, sometimes like, you know, when I was doing stand up you know in the eighties and early nineties. I was always like the host or the middle act or something like that. And when the headlighters to come through, you'd have just Some of them would just be the biggest jerks in the world And some of them would just be great. And He was great. So I was able to throw his name out there. people could maybe look his stuffs on YouTube. He and Norm wrote for the Ben's not Ben. Oh, no Dennis Miller'signated talk show. Yes And I think Drake Sayer may have written for some of the Larry Sanders show Yeah maybe in the first the early se. I believe posossibly Do we have traffic? because you know, I could start another conversation on the radio, but I don't want to be immediately interrupted. Not that Alex Williams is an interruption. I just want to stay in our lanes. Alex you understand Alex is going to be doing a little bit of a little bit of weather here too. Look at that. Well as Hey, Alex Williams, well, I don't like that. either know it's crazy, right? You' uncomfortable. Alex. Listen, Alex is not just he wears mini hat listen, He has a lot of skills. Listen listen, I'm trusting Alex Williams He says rain isn't. That what x military I'm not sure about his complete politics. Hey, Do you guys remember Tilly Norwood? No. Oh, that's AI singer. No AI actress. I thing. She got the story was that she got an agent some months ago and that was a big deal. So an AI actress Has an AI agent or a real agent? It's a real signed I don't know if it's CAA or one of those. So that was the big deal was that you would need an agent U now from Variety and they know about these things. I' tell you when it comes to dying Hollywood, well, they don't know it's ding but, you know covering of Hollywood and the movies and the such the actors and the actresses and the whatnot. And the humans and non humans. all of them. Variety is the place to go. U Tilly Norwood to lead newew movie called misaligned, which is Belt here or She wrote tellell them to come over and see me, I. The headline of the word misalge seems misspelled making feature debut for AI Actor We'll just read this from Variety Tilly Norwood, the AI actor who sparked a frenzy of anger Hollywood and across the wider industry in late twenty twenty five is set to front her first feature film Misaligned. Now, does that name jump out at you at all? In the AI thing, the whole concept is alignment. when you the idea is the only way to keep it from being dangerous is that we have to align it to human ideals Because look at the eararth, obviously humans have such a morality. for sure. It's not like we're just viciously killing one another everywhere, but the idea is that it has to be aligned with our values. called misaligned. I take it that that is a reference there. announcement. Is it like M? No, no I think align No This time around is spelled properly. so I think it's the act I wrote this article Prob AI article. Probably. The AI focused and again, two Ss in focus. This could be Wow. Millie wrote there. She this article. This is variety. This is not was amazing W. This is described as a comedy drama tellelling a coming of age story infused with existential AI chaos set inside the so called tillyverse So what's going on? This sounds kind of interesting actually. They're like getting meta with it. Yeah. It says here or she doesn't have a childhood or no lived experience of her own kind of aware that she's an AI that doesn't, you know human's background. Is it written by AI I got an idea for her Let me get you the details. They already have those already have those. but they haven't worked them out yet. Build your own girlfriend. I'm calling real life. donon't forget guys. You talk about me. Who's this? This is Tilly. She sings too. Yeah. This this is her Triple threat.. E up exists. She doesn't exist. Oh, it's like Josh Allen's wife She sings the acts This is take the lead. AI's the key. Yeah. The thing is this sucks, but not any more than most stuff that comes out now story is always told you know All They especially pull from the the jewel large language model there. Dazer. Oh like Florence. Well, let with the machine. That's how she sounds a little bit ye. You're right George Clark' got to go. He's George Clark has has his interest has been paked Well, it's kind of cool. I mean, it says here, there's aeduct there's things spiral but a seductive rogue Bot from the Dark Web convinces her to abandon her guardrails Okay, well, ideaas are good, but. Is its going to look like AI junk up on the stre on the screen? That's the And how long is it going to be? You know what? I think it's BS. We're never going to see this movie. Is it like an hour and a half or something? I think it's all just right down It be on Tub be. Full length AI feature Has there ever been one an hour and a half. some Indie thing. maybe I mean, maybe this is the first one the many the There's been one How difficult A I move? How difficult is it to make sure that there are ten fingers on both hands every character in for two hours. I mean, it'll be worth seeing just to see all the slop mistakes that go on. Alx Williams, he's no slop Hour three of the Von Hessler doctrine begins right now We have the The audio the Well, I just asked Jared just find me one of these influencers. I saw a story that now a big TikTok thing is Capitol Hill Inns are doing their TikTok. What is that? What do they call it like This one may not be like this, but you know, start the day with me kind of stuff. Yeah just get ready with me. get ready with me. Yeah. And so I said, Jared, just find anything like this because I but I don't want them talking about policy. or anything. I just I just want to know that the dumbing down of America is I escalating. that it is actually getting like every every day it will actually speed up the dumbing downown of America And so I want to hear interns from Capitol Hill. being completely vapid. On TikTok. Hopefully you've gotten one that's I don't know It's great It's great. Okay, here's another day on Capitol Hill as an intern. I work on the sinister. Stop for a second What is this what is this Okay. Weve got our ears. Here's what I do. Latte in the morning. It It seems like no matter what it is that they do. It's like, and this is my routine. A people why are people so fascinated with Other people's routines. That's bizarre to me. Like hasas it ever happened before that we had so many people in America really, really interested in other people's routines? the seventies He, watch me shave. I'm gonna go drive the garbage truck. and then I'm gonna have a couple beers and go bowling. Is Is that your routine? Is that my routine? Yeah get up in the morning, take a shower, take a dog.ee I yellow my kids Okay. Okay, here's another day on Capitol Hill as an intern. I work on the cinner side, but my school was having a breakfast event on the house side, so I entered through canannon. And I normally don't come here and the first thing I see is this. I was immediately pissed off guys. But I literally only came for the breakfast so I grabbed a sandwich and headed out. I felt bad, but I gotta p me first I have not yet mastered getting from the house side to the Senate side. It's so confusing because you have to take trains to the count. Stop, stop, stop. People have been doing this. People have been doing when did the train system get put in? I don't know. the forties, fifties, I don't know. You know, a lot generations of people before you have I have figred this out. I know, but it's like just my second time. Okay. I was so mad. Yeah you sound like you're just b. really mad. I was like, Well, what was it thing she was mad about that she just grabbed a swich and left? now we're gonna have to listen to the whole thing again to get there. Well I thought Jared might have been watching. Yeah, I did watch it. so she saw like a couple of the plaques that were up on the wall. One of the plaques that she didn't like on. And what was the plaque? Was it some party she doesn't like? It was one of the older presidents on the plque I can't remember which one it was exactly, but she was point It could have been those things where Trump's put up about like each president that's there No, that's in the White House. Yeahet. That was in the White House. It was something. I didn't know it wasn't in the White House.. You haven't mastered that yet going down Pennsylvania Avenue and find in the White House. You know who the number? Yeah today. Okay, here's another day on Capitol. Okay ready My school was having a breakfast event on the houseide, so I entered through Canon and I normally don't come here and the first thing I see is this so It isn't really pissed off guys. But I literally only came literally So so I grabbed the sandw paper headed out literally I getting from the house side to the Senate side. It's so confusing because you have to take trains to the capitol. I'm done. And then you have to go from the Capitol to the Senate side. I don't have cogn. interns. It's so But I finally met it guys. I went to the DHS nomination hearing for Mark Way Mullen. The security was so tight. They were yelling at me to see my badge I saw so many senators pass by going down the hearing room. The crazy thing is I didn't even make it in. It was so packed inside. Sometimes you just gotta take the Lw Yeah, you know, I couldn't't They were just letting senators walk right in and you and intern they didn the badge like literally, I just e here for breakfast. L. Can you believe that? They just let the senators just walk right in and whyy would that happen? I wonder. It's like what Come with me as I get ready with' a NATO summit in Europe someplace. I'm getting on Air Force one Well, you know, sometimes I go up the rampps, sometimes I don't and the stairs are hard. you know, it's the thing and the gangway, you know the thing that goes out. I would love to see him in the morning when he's putting his hair together You know, Get ready, get ready with Well,, you know, like get ready with me as I you know, get my hair in a beautiful position and I start rubbing on the cream, the lotion It makes my skin beautiful. and then watchatch me as I cover up the bruises on my hand with neutral colored skin. First first they have to remove all the ivies It's, I gota take. Thathing literally annoying. But you gott to put you have to pass her off. It's so mad. mrter President, you got to have the music underneath you today Well, I thought I was going to be in the hearing and all these senators show up and Of course they're asking me for my idea. A I'm the president? They're like, well, we need to see it anyway. Im like God, this is pissing me off. I so mad. Well, yeah, I totally agree with you. So I just grabbed the burger and ran, you know Oh really just thatly And it's confusing. She's right. You know, you take the train from one building to the other youre like, can't go the senate side, but then you have to go the C. Well, I can go in anywhere I want, but they're telling me, no, look, you can't because you gott to have secret service and it's really a pain. Maybe should might sort of go together? Well, maybe you should come to the White House. mayaybe you could work for me. do you like me or do you hate me I mean, I literally am just here for breakfast. Well, perfect. I mean, we have breakfast every day. We have. Do you like egg McMuffins? I lovecuff. All right, you know what we can get little more. Well, the biscuits great, but you know what we get we get the one with the It pancake. Oh the pancake pancake pances. It's like a pancake sandwich. rough It's so good.? Yeahough. Yeah's rough you know it's tasted. How can it make it rough? It's got the syrup in it. I don't understand that.'s a very dainty mouth. mister Presstident Mr President, Yes, sir. Natalie's not Natalie Harp is not gonna like this. Oh, that lady that follows you around with paper? No, I don't care whatever know we know now that you spend more time with her than anybody else in the Natalie Harp. thirty four years old. I don't think you don't want that kind of jeous. you get that jealousy going on. Sorry, Natalie's not into you, but good luck with you. You're great on TikTok Oh are you're actually calling it correctly? This is what this is what you called it earlier. You know who the number one person in TikTk is by far? T N one by far on TikTk. I don't know who's number one on TikTok TikTok Yeah Neil Young, not doing so well. You know who the number one person in TikTok is by far D don me Lak, jump,. Is it literally you? Dkac t show, that was a good. rememember of that cartoon sake. Hey, listen, if you're hungry, you should get a tikTk, you know, it's not my t. Hey one calorie. You could burn that off by blinking One calorie TikTk. You know who the number one person in TikTk is by far? Trump? M. That's got they I'm number one. What does that mean? Nothing at all Like does it mean? because he's not posting that much on TikTk is he? just you know what I many people's gent. I'm really obvestly, like is he seeing that I'm brought up more often? I guess on the subject line Because I don't think thiss trending. I think he's talking about his account The White House account is person. I think he has. But I thought he had I thought that with true social he didn't Well this is you have to rep This is video. It's not you know. Oh, okay. Oh, that's right, That's right. So these are vide where you try to get people to fight all the time. So the kids are watching the official White House videos more than like Mr. Beast or whatever. No way. Yeah. somethinghing tells me that that's a fablication there You know who the number one person in TikTk is by far? Trp. By the way, you guys are stking are sticking out TikTk, but how about in Ii was the number one person in TikTag is by far. N one in TikTag a. Alex Alex Williamsayss there's a crap I'm talking about it apparently early right talking about birds, and I said apiary. That's for bees. Aviary. It's another great day of saving the bees. You care a lot about that. Love the bees. The honey bees, I love her too. She's gonna h bee lady Speaking of T, I came to this house where the Hive of Bees is made a home under this swings set I carefully place smoke on the bees. and collected their comb in search for the queen. I'm gonna show you this character in the next break because she nails Is this Mean or No It's a lady on TikTok. gets millions of views She does I know what you're talking about It's just another day of saving the be Be Sving the bees. She's getting legislation written in Texas But I do I loveem. I love bees and fireworks, beautiful foth. I don't know. some sort of I don't know what that is. You never know. Yeah, you never know Could be DC, C be K. Well, yeah, the fireworks are still, I think that the fireworks are still going on. Yeah to be going on.ace my window. Oh yeah, autumn I signed. I signed an executive order there They're gonna be going off until Christmas. Allay. You know they say it's causing smog. You know, like That's okay that sm we're gonna get big fans. Okay. Oh large, you mean giant fans Wet went all the way. you know what we'll do Look at some of those you know, the big what do they call them? the those things? The things with the three things that's been arere you talking now ye Yeah, the ones that you hate those you hate the bbill. Oh, yeah,'re like, we're gonna put them low to the ground and blow all the smoke away makeake them useful for a change. So these are going to go onnt Christmas. Christmas? Yes. There's no doubt it's the The biggest. Welcome to Washington, DC. Well's speak up cirew. stop. I love it little beautiful, red, white and blue Hell yeah, and red and orange and green with all the other sts Yeah M, whver Okay here's another day Saving the bees. B the way By the way with the intern influencer, does she have an orchestra following her around? just see know what of those amazing beds. It's a little bit loud It was just theirs. I know, but it's like can't that should be a bed? I think people have already a bed was pretty low. People are fig forgetting what a bed is. It's not supposed to challenge the person speaking. Yeah you can turn it. It was really loud at first and un lord it. Yeah, you lordred it A Lorda Everybody will be happy to know that apparently Georgia's Bald eagles have another strong nesting season.. good.. I love the Bald eagle and I may be gonna a comb over but the eagles are great. I love them. We're going put a webcam on there. Welcome to the hotel cou. My area. The Airy they live in and airy. It's avi. No, no, no, it's an Arie. The hest they live in is called an Arie. I see what you're saying a lot of crosswords. An aviary is when you create a place for m I got it. I'm with you. Unlike the Apiy which is It's right for the bees. bee. The bees live another Hey, by the way, how's that lady doing saving the bees? Are they being saved? She goes around and You know, they they bees will, what do they call it? They They're honey bees. Yeah, they there honey bees. and they'll go like on somebody's porch and when when they leave a nest they swarm someplace else. And then she finds the queen And she's not even wearing gloves or a suit. She's like, they're very calm. She scoops them up. Yeah with her hands. I gently scoop them up and place them in their new hive. Yeah All I searched and found the queen. She sent her in a clip? This reminds moved her to the newspace. Yeah, she uses a hair clip. This reminds me of the guy who was known as Grizzly man or whatever. He got along with the grizzlies until they want to madeate him little different. Well, I mean they could they could don't want to murder. No, I know, but did they not sting? Do I not know that? They day shving the bears? No, But I mean, something could happen that would make them tip them off over the edge and then a bunch of them sting her at the same time. it gets warm on her. Yeah eater, please save me from the bees Please save me from the bees. S a little can of. S me from the bees. They're all stinging me at once. She's expanded from Texas though. She's now all across the southeast like I'm surprising she's done. Good for her in the studio. Come on. let's save that I'm not interested. as say let's lets save those honey bees. We need more honey Alice William says, eighty five south Here's when we have to the hopper So when George Stein joins us This Friday This is from People magazine. this guy's name is Edward. Bold eightighty four years old Suing Waffle House Claims from Florida too ames that their window ads distracted him and caused a fall on an unmarked curb is lock. man is this man is seeking justice. You're right rightmor. His lawsuit alleged that the curb was abnormally high pooorly maintained and blended into the parking lot in the painting scheme, creating a trip hazard Bowolles is seeking over fifty thousand dollars in damages while Wafflehouse denies liability and Blames Bold O negligence. You know, it's kind of bad because when you get sued by an eighty four year old man, then you have to be mean to an eighty four year R man. Like everything That's his own damn fault You think like he doesn't sound like just like a sweet little man. Well, maybe he is maybe. Hey you're Howare you make me trip, Sine. He said I just wanted a waffle.. So he was' there and the signs I thought I fell. He had you know, they have the signs in the windows, mayaybe the specials or like the marketing that goes on. and he said that Between the abnormally high curb and the fact that there was no it just sort of looked like it was all together because of the paint scheme. Then he looked up to at the ads in the window that distracted him and that also made him triple. How about you just keep your feet on the ground and look where you're going. Oh How about you show some the bird the bird distracted me because I was driving high Hele off a cliff. How he was sixty four? How about the both of you start respecting your elders? How old is he eighty four? eighty four. So he's sixty four and falls down. he's a jerk, but because he's old. Well, I'm just saying that I think that we should hear this man out. He's lived a life. And although autumn has thrown his case out of court, we don't know. N know how to walk in my life That's enough with the advertisement. You probably saw that te bone and eggs advertisement. I saw that waffle house on on onay you could walk by Ben Franklin and nothing distracted Not even the lingerie in the window. I think you could get a tire there too Tb what's that deal? It was like fifteen bucks. you get tebone an e bone? Yeah, te bone. How thin is an inch? it's I mean, it's not taking you know centimeter But I saw that in the window at the waffleles that I ate at yesterday. Oh, really? Did you atat that? D I that?? ate it Let's say I was on the struggle bus yesterday. I don't know about you guys. Oh did you get all drunk over the weekend? because you love the country so much? Oh yeah, I was floating in the lake. watching drinking on fourth of July. I did some but I didn't get I didn't get drunk. I didn't get, you know, socially with people. Not the fourth of July. We actually did our celebrating yesterday. And the fourth was kind of, Jam and I was just hanging out all day But we had people over yesterday. So and yesterday, I had some drinks. I suppose at one point, maybe I was a little slightly inebriated But I always you know, when I have people over, I'm always, you know, waiting for like the emergency room visit. so I feel like I can't get too insanity. You know, you never know. You get people jumping over always waiting for., you never know This is. Whse emergency room is it yours? Well. You think that's gonna to happen because We come together. And then what happens is you get that moment you decide to step out and just get totally trashed It'll be when somebody needs you to be, you know, responsible That is some serious anxiety here. It wasn't anxiety. I was having a great time. Oh, boy, I'm the unhealthy. You comment my crush into the h. I'm the unhealthy like because I didn't get The second you let your guard down. The comment crashes into your roof seat. There's nothing you can do about that. So I would not worry about it. Wellhing nothing can do about some Somebody falls down the stairs all. I have grandchildren over stuff like that. I' I feel like I like doing heroin in a bato Oh wait. wait, co Oh it's such a perfect day. Oh I got confused there. I thought we were talking about something. We're not talking about heroin in the. All right, well, that's why I waited for them to leave before I did heroin the basement. That's my. Doesn't everybody that out the fourth heroin in the basement,yisten, When I put a spike into my head And I just, I don't know about you guys, but I just don't think that's a good thing to do around the grandkids. No. When they leave they snap out of it. Y kids are good. It' just gonna wake up sllap your face No. But yeah, go like turn on the cold water, splash my face. Right is rain. All right. I got a call. She see the dragon again again. He never me. He can't take us to the hospital. But he never catches the dragon. Kid, it's all about the chase. right It's all about the chase. See him. C can't find him. Lots of fireworks when you on that Yes. Sparklers. Also it was fun like on Saturday night before We did hit before I almost got killed by the Lightning Meor? No, there was a it was a there was a lightning. We had, I mean I don't know. It was loud. I mean in Roswell on Friday night It was It sounded like three or four bombs went off near my house. It So this lightning must have been was this the most Svere lightning we've had this year had to be I had to be hitting towers and trees all over the place because it sounded like explosions. Yesterday we we just got home. We were lucky on the lake. We really didn't get any rain at all up north, but we could see the radar and it was raining all like through like Lawrenceville, Roswell, all around that area. And when we got home yesterday it started pouring down rain and lightning hit the the cell tower that's directly across from our house. And I mean, our entire house shook That was crazy. Shook. And then on Saturday, then on Saturday. So that that was Friday night, just as Leonol Messi was lining up to get the overtime started. and I was settling in outside. This is be fun. I had a beer and then the lights went out for like five hours first immediately rightight there. before he kick. So then on Saturday night at midnight or so it started to storm again And like I said, Jade and I were just like hanging out on Saturday night. We didn't do our stuff until Sunday. So I was ready to get ready to go to bed. I noticed it was storming outside and I'd left my speakers underneath the deck, but out there and I was like, Oh, I want to bring them in before I go out and The second the exact nano secondcond that I went to unplug the speaker One of those Crazy light I mean where the whole skylights up and it's loud as hell. and I could feel it through the speaker Like I felt like a bomp. Well that makes sense, right? Be that it does vibrate in there. So Yeahah, but I didn't know I didn't know if it fried it whatever, but u That scared the hell out of me. I was, I'm getting out of here. You got a big piece of sheet metal to protect yourself from. Yeah, Yes I did. Yes, I did. And I went up and to. That's right. held sword. To me my life is about defiance, you know?. Come and get me. You show that weather who was lost Mother nature My mother tucked her tail between her legs know it Simp it away, Alex Williams has better news on Look at Trump you got your airport. I think I guess some signage. Is it a good one? I don't know. It's Palm Beach. President Donald J. Trump International Airport.uh? if you look out your left side, you'll see Palm Beach. If you look out your right side, you'll also see Palm Beach. Make sure that you leave your trays up in the You're not the pilot. You're not the pilot. Well I want to be. Yeah. No, you're in charge of the actual airport. So I'm in charge of the airport.. You know, the parking in the front is you can park there but don't leave your car there unattended and make sure that you don't leave your bag unattended and you know, you're going to be itays has the has has Delta fllight four twenty two Is that left yet? Is it I'm Is it I It's a flight four twenty two from Palm Beach to New York City is boarding now John John Delaney, you are they're waiting for you They're waiting for you John Delaney. I didn't realize that the name comes a certain responsibility. I had no clue. I thought you know they name it after Binkan didn't have to be you got it. Most people get it after they're gone. Yeah. Is it going to be the new hub for Qatar Airways? All standbys have What does that work? They've cleared. All the standbys have cleared. S was I know you're late what? He was he has a question for you. the new hub for Qatar Airways You're gonna get smokke. Have you seen that plane? It's beautiful. Beautiful, Ma'am, I look it I know that you're late. Now quit getting angry. I know you' late I know Yeah. Well look I'm stuck in listen, this lady here, she's been stuck at TSA for forty five minutes. ate us because of weather. Well I mean look at my God, I'm the president. I can't control mother airple plane is on top what if we could get you a hotel tonight and I don't want a hotel. I want a flight. Well, I mean, you can go home tomorrow. I got a plane, you can go home. I can't go home tomorrow. I have to. you didn't expect this. JD call the JD Vance airport JD is I want somebody's on the comm He's on his way. He's a little ch He's a little chubby. the chubby guy with the beard. Look hereere he comes. out of here, goodbye So look,'s the response, you know, just put your name on an airport. you're in charge. I buy it you could buy it and have somebody else run it, perhaps. Does a Heartfield guy do this kind of stuff It's a bigger airport. Yeah, it's a little different. a biger airport. That's why they split up. It's Jackson Hse. I guess I gotta do it. So is it big enough or? doeses he fly out of Palm Springs? Palm Beach? Sorry. Palm Beach I think so. I think that the main Trump plane flies out of there.'s super close to Marl Laca. I know, but so they got runways long enough for Palm Beach is a big airport. Okay. I don't know. I thought it was just a rich people place. It is. It's also very very elderly. I remember working at Delta When I worked at Delta Loca. Yeah, takeake me to Boca You would have some placeight. I've got a little place down in Boco. C Can we get a car there? He this flight takes me to Boo. I me from the airport to the Boo Oh yeah. Yeah. You would have some flights going to that airport that would have twenty wheelchairs. twenty. Yeah This guy remers this guy I remember. I remember never super nice. These are flashbacks for him. Yes and having to Make sure. Can you roll out Can you roll me out to the tinal? I need special Maam sir. I'm gonna leave you guys right here. I've got bag. I' got It works more than three hours Can I bring it? Yeahah buddy. when that thing gets dumped out, it gets dumped. Sir I have three other passengers in front of you that I need to load up in a bo just the same as they.ll me out to the front so I can smoke for God's sake. Oh you can't smoke in the airport for six hours. a cigarette. You're gonna need toa right here.on't worry I'll be right at the j and died for this serving eight nineteen eighty three h Well I died for a half an hour I died for a half an hour. I'm not talking to you, young man. listen But hey, we're delayed. I want you wantna smoke. I need a colostom helper here. I gotta play some book. Is that like hamburger helper? Alex Williams is checking the ride. That is correct, Ronnie. our four of the Bond Hessler doctrine begins Right now, I believe Greg Russ is joining us Hello, who have joined. throughrough the magic of you. Oh, look at that. He's even got a little visual trick for those who are watching. He's got some sort of that a pez? Pz? Nutcracker. Spencer? Nutcracker. Yeahes. Those were so good.es. They were they good? I so good Iked pz. Yeah. You know what else I liked? It was cheaper, baby aspir. Yeah, they tasted exactly the same I guess I didn't have chew bls. There are a lot of vitamins when I was growing up that tasted like candy. You everever like understood the whole idea of you like candy You're gonna love it when it comes out of the sliced throat of your favorite cartoon character Mickey. What have they done to you? Did you have a friend who collected them? I think everybody has one friend who collected them? I don't think I did. I that friend? Oh, you were the friend that collected them? And how extensive did that pay offff? Yeah This is why she just got thrown into a plastic bag and thrown away. Oh, that's sad. No hebees. That's like a. That's we sure. That's a real toy story moment, you know, when Oliver Pz Collectibles all get tossed into the trash. Uh spepeaking of we were talking earlier about the Odyssey, which I guess is coming out next week. but they're starting to do previews. I'm seeing it on Monday next week. Oh, are you one of the influencers that's seeing it? I guess so There'ed with me while I go to. You think e some popcorn? You and the Capitol Hill interns Yeah to he what people saying. Well whom. The first ones, I think are a little bit I'm beginning to worry because they're they're kind of being like It seems like it's a good review, but they don't really say anything. which access media review. Yeah. So what was what is this digital spy? Digital spy The one that we found interesting. It says, the Odyssey is staggering with intense and spectacular set pieces, often backed by a soul rattling score. Okay. It builds to a final act that's as good as anything Nolan's done. See, all of that is like, they're not saying, wow, this is fair. You know what I mean? It' like they can H I think there there's probably some restriction on the reviews right now where you can't go too deep. So Oh, you're just allowed to say it's stuck to the screen. It's dense but accessible. It was a series of moving images. No but this was Dense, but accessible. packed with career best work from a stacked cast. Wait, it was dense, but but accessible So in a little bit of a way wife is is that a little bit of a shot at tenet like like unlike tenenet, you'll be able to understand this. I mean, his movies it has to be dense, right? Even though it's almost three hours, it's like, you know, this it's just ten years of adventure of this guy trying to get back home. Everything's talking about the set design and then they get down to the action, notothing about the acting or writing Now maybe there is, I don't know. it seems like you if you can say that, but you can't say it was good. They have an embargo, donon't tell people the movie' great. Yes But I guess if you don't want them to say that it's not great, you have to embargo any kind of Opinion? I don't know. A critic says Eric Davis is his name Anne Hathaway is incredible. Matt Damon is excellent. Tom Holland continues to prove he can do just about anything But Robert Patison absolutely stole the show for me Oh wow But I mean, it's still not talking about this was a great movie. right L individual. we've all seen bad movies they have good performances. Right. So I don't's I think that's a this' is a little bit worrying I would think Again, I have to point out to people, if you haven't seen the movie, you can't know that you don't like it. It seems to be peopleeople have to be told that You can't know that you don't like a movie if you haven't seen it. You could think to yourself I would be surprised if I liked it You know, this idea, I think there's a lot of people just like, well, I'm never gonna to see it. I hate that movie. Why? Because it's based on a book some version of it you didn't like Maybe, maybe the fact that he based it on some feminist telling, maybe that'll make the movie terrible. You're not going to know it. If you don't see it. When their version of the Odyssey out like ten years ago Did't somebody make the Odyssey re? I'm sure over time it has happened. Nothing on this scale. I would imagine. Sometimes the greatest feeling is when you go into a movie or you go into a show with a low expectation like and then it exceeds. Sometimes you walk out like, wow, you know what I actually really enjoyed that. I like to go into movies with no expectation. Yeah. Yeah. That's hard because know you're always being thrown information about it all the time But I think like I'm going in with a relatively low expectation next week and hopefully I'm surprised. I saw a good movie over the july fourth thing, but it was just happened I like, oh, yeah, I've heard of this movie Its movie called Lucky And it's got it's I'm pretty sure it's Harry Dean Stanton's last roll And David Lynch is in it And it's really a meditation on mortality But I really enjoyed it. It's a slow burn, but it's a meditation. But it's Harry Dean Stanton ninety I think he's ninety one or something when he makes this. And it's like at the beginning, he's just getting ready and like you see him without a shirt and everything. It's just it's raw, man. It's just like It's to come across it. It was on I have the Criterion channel and I just happened to pop through it and I saw it and I was like, Oh yeah, I've heard of this. But here's the interesting thing is it's Harry Dean Stanton, who David Lynch worked with a lot is in it. David Lynch is in it and it's Directed by John Carrool Lynch And I just assume this was David Lynch's son. because, you know, they're both in it But it turns out that John Carrool Lynch is the husband of the Francis McDormand Morm S I say her name? Mc McD Dorm. McDorman character in Fargo The guy who paints the ducks. Oh yeah, that guy. He's like a greats he's a really good director. I was Surprised the hell out of me for those who like movie movies, I would recommend it. It's really Really kind of a beautiful Beautiful kind of weird movie Um You know, just mortality This guy is so u Harry Dean Stanton's like ninety ninety when they were interviewing him and asking him about his legacy, he goes it doesn't matter Well, that yes, after that. Yeah, because he didn't what do you want your legacy to be? Doesn't matter. This was in that same period of time because he died shortly after a year or something. After that. So it's about this guy who is that old and he's in this small town It appears to I can't remember I think it appears to be like New Mexico or some area of Texas or something Um and s he's a loner. He's never been married and He never He's just not somebody who's ever really thought about mortality ever And then one day he's staring at the blinking twelve o'clock on his coffee maker and he He passes out and he falls down and he goes to the doctor And then all of a sudden outut of nowhere He starts to realize that he's really scared about it It's a really interesting sort of meditation on that And so I would recommend it, but not if you're looking for car crashes. Let's just put it this way. I understand. it' not for It's not for audiences What movies I'm gonna see? If many car crashes. If it's less than seven, I'm not going Michael Bay or Bus. Yeah. If you're looking for action, this would be the absolute exact opposite of that But you know, kind of had almost without the violence, almost a kind of a no country for old men kind of feel to it, you know Yeah No violence, except that he did fall down Well that was the one sort of a violent thing, but I might need a trigger warning for that now. Yeah people Beause I fell once. Yeah. I see people fall. It rememinds me of the time I fell. The wafflehouse guy he needed the trgger. Yeah. That's right You missed that story. That's his fault Yeah. The waffleouse. Well, you know fault. Thiss just like agism're saying it's his fault. going. He's eighty four. he gets distracted by something that's twenty feet away from him on his right I give you the right to sue somebody for a sign. Well I fell down, McDonald's It's your fault. We all have the right to sue as to whether or not I just I don't want to cover thising I don't want to cover this for very long, but those goofball white nationalists that showed up on the whatever. This is the only thing I had to This is my question about this. U you've got the villages. What more do you want? Alex Williams says there's a crash on Yeah, I was just thinking like I No Al Michaels calling any of the World Cup. ' Amazon doesn't have any. Well, it is weird boring. Okay, so you you're not assle. What the? go you got an hour and a half and this' try. Not anymore, Al, not in this round. yeah now was in darkout aroundound, but who cares football's going to start in the month? Okay. You could we have Landononovan, which is Are you going to Is that some ty guys? there paramount show He glues his hair on. Oh yeah, that hair piece looks. Whoa, I got it wait wait, wait wait have I seen?, I'll show you a picture of. I'm sure I have. I mean, I don't My buddies and I were texting about it last night. Well he promotes it. It's not a secret. He doesn't pretend. He's on Instagram saying, Hey, here's my hair system. It glues on for two months. hold on. se this. doesn't even Remember to hand me the phone back for Alex. Wait a minute. he doesn't even He doesn't even cover his whole head.. What is this? I like me, I'm more natural. Yeah, I don't think you could call that a hairpiece. That seems more like a's a system That's Sy Sterlings's hair Club ph. Oh, it's gonna to be a while. Yeah, they glue it on. Well that's hideous. It Looks like he's doing it as a perform This is not pid. So like the entire like back part of his head is exposed in some parts. L how is the front? Like te on That's not a wig You should go b gracefully like a lot of some of your favorite broadcasters. That's right. That's why I'm doing it the way I'm doing it. You're just gonna be right there what I'm doing W Michael, you're coming back for another year? One more year on Amazon and make sure you check out what stupid show Amazon are on on. mister Beach. Yeah, mister Beast, he'll be on there doing some stupid ass gam showo. Ye forty of you calling NFL games that m. Michael. Congratulations.ane.'ve been this one He was telling a story during one of the games, I think last year because it must have come up about baseball or whatever And he's telling the story about this was doing, I think either in Cincinnati. Yeah, I think it was in Cincinnati. he was doing He said his first big job in was in Cincinnati and he was calling The reds versus the A's in the seventy two World Series And I remember that because that was the first thing sport sporting event that I ever paid attention to because my dad had kicked around Cincinnati. He was a Reds fan. I was in third grade I'm sixty two I'm years so. I was in third grade. Also, by the way, it was the beginning of my, you know, the heartbreak of my sporting Because my dad was into the reds, so I thought, well, they can't lose. I really got into it The very first thing I ever got into in my life And they had a big red machine, but they couldn't hand they couldn't hand Rly fingers and Ry. Did't didn't they they won a couple of years later. they beat the Red Sox in the Yankees, seventy five, seventy six. Yeah I was like off baseball at that point. seeee, that's w. That's like your' Joe Biden's where. went How old were you when Joe Biden got elected S, third grade. Yeah third grade. he he and at the time, when Joe Biden was elected in ' seventy two He was the youngest senator ever. He was actually twenty nine when he was elected, but he was able to be he turned thirty before taking U Office And I just, yeah, I was in third grade. That's wild. Absolutely wild. Not to engage in ageislm. Well my first memory of Al Michaels, of course, is nineteen eighty Olympics, the Winter Olymp. That probably probably my first memory too. An Do you believe in miracles? Do believe in miracle? know he was a young man. you believe in miracles? That sounded more like a muppet. I don't know which one ' it's dangerously close to Kermit Food. Do you believe in miracles, piggies? Hey yeah piggies are ye Boy I got to see this. I don't know how good this is for this Graham Platinner. This interview is going on for like twenty straight minutes Yeah on Jake Tapper. I don't know what she's saying, but she's accusing him Well she I know what she's accusing, mom, because I can see it. I'm going to drop tomorrow You think so? Yeah He Well won't. He's cically denying What does he have to do? Like he's got nothing else He's not already in The establishment, he doesn't have a future. if he drops out now, I think he'll stick it out. is he like a crab fis or some kind of thing, I don't know what that. Or lobster man.'s yeah, something. It doesn't It made something up, doesn't it? Does it fish for crabs or something He's He's a cra He's a lion and a worm. I'll catch a crab soon. He's really bad Oh don't Innocent unt proving guilty I guess I don't know. I'm just saying usually these interviews go on for like maybe second Innocent until proving it They're knocking out commercial breraaks, I think for they are. Yeah. So it might be quite devastating, I would imagine His allies have asked him to drop out Because of this story? Yes. and in their Rote Conan and people Cona has asked him, I have Nothing yet from what's your face from Maine Senator from Maine. Susan Collins. She No no, I'm sorry not Maine Massachusetts. The One is always tired. Oh Elizabeth Warren? Yeah. Oh Yeah.. So I would I mad he drops out because he got the nomination, right? They have time to put somebody else on the ballot. If he does it quickly. If not, then they have no time Okay, I change my stance then they'll force him out. Yeah U Yeah, because they have time. You know, the thing is I don't know because I have not I'm not listening to this right now as it's going on. so I don't know exactly what is being said. Let's guess. But no, I don't 's I don't want to I don't want to get off on a joke thing and you know, then get home and realize the things that she said. I'm not I'm not privy to it. Uh, you know, even before this I think it' this idea that people think Susan Collins was is going to be a pushover You know, she has won like how many of these elections, You know, and I know that she has that reputation amongst Republicans of being wishy washy, but obviously to keep getting elected, She's not so wishy washy behind the scenes And I this guy seemed like he might have a lot of skeletons that could be She wasn't dumb. She wasn't going big deal about that during the primary right situation or anything like that. I just think it's kind of The way people thought she was going to be such a pushover. I never saw that. Now again, I don't know The gravity of what's being said in this interview, and I don't know the validity of it Uh Alice Williams says I twenty one Greg Ross knowing that you'd be joining us as you always do. That a couple sururprisise some special preparation Well, no, nothing that's like delightful or anything. I just picked a couple of stories that I like to be delighted. Yeah. we all do. We all do. We alls everyone enjoys something that's delightful. Good delightening. Is there anybody out there that's like, notot another delightful but tired of being delighted. It says here from Wired J h? They're still around. Yeah, still around. Why does this surprise you? mean they're not like they're an online magazine for the most part. Well it's my thing now. Ant time to bring it up. But it does surprise me to an extent. I used to do a lot of work with wired video work, but it just surprised. I don't hear anything about them, but you're finding the articles left and right. Or do the articles find me the way algorithms are, the way that algorithms are. Ts out This is good news. Turns out the earth will never be swallowed by the sun. Doesn't that make Yeah we know cant on Don't don't poop on my parade. I'm come on. We're get that stress Look at that, Maybe the suun should relax a little Look at that stress, we were all stressed out that in five billion years You were worried about it. I was worried. I think it's better because to me, the idea of just a planet where the sun collapses on itself. Yeah, existing forever. J like a one star that right It's just to end up going back into like a white star that just like just sits there forever. Ruys, we have time. We have time to figure this out. We have five billion years to figure out what our next move is going to be. whether we move the whole planet or if we go to we don't have to move now because it's not going to swallow. That's right still boil us Well, listen, what's going to happen to the oceans? Yeah, It's not going to be. We're going to be long G God I mean're going be our bones will you know, we' years event. We will have lived you know, fifty thousand lives. Although you know, they say that, you know, the reason that We get this idea that the Eth I mean, that the sun is halfway through its life U five about four and a half billion years, which should be like a ten billion year lifespan is because we have studied other sons typical of that sun. much like our own son How do we know ours isn't a little bit different? It's true. You wake up tomorrow? The equivalent of a sun aneurysm Yeah something just explodes Srism What if it has a sunurism? And it's really one of those kind of weird things. you know It's like either it'll be five billion years from now Or tomorrow So how do they know it's not? happen. It's because they have so much they have so much fuel. That's how much fuel is left in. Right? So they thinkig it's how long it's going go. We also expect they Earth's orbit is going to expand outward too instead of like they thought that the orbital paths for The Sun was supposed to expand and get the Earth. In the orbit in the orbit that we're in now on that scale would have stayed the same, but now they're saying that our orbit will push out Yeah be f. So that's how they know. That's how they confidently state that the sun will be or the Ethon't be engulfed. I don't think they're saying hundred percent. they're saying you know, does say ninety Mercury and Venus crap. Definitely engulfed.. So if you' So if you like them, they're gone Nobody really likes Venus. No. Nobbody likes Mercury either. No no one thinks of. I drink it Mars likely survives, but scorched is what it says here. It's already scorched. Well, not from the sun. Wow.rom the last time it It Lost lost its atmosphere. Other planets. got scorched. I guess you're wrong. Like Jupiter, Saturn says some moons could temporarily have liquid water oceans when this happens..ere's the deal. maybe life. Yeahere's the deal We will not is we're talking about four or five billion. My stress not liif is Stress is not lift off. I will go to the beach on Titan. I they hate the beach no matter what moon it's ons right I agree with Greg By the way, did you say that we had extra pair of tickets to Ariana Grand? Is that tonight or? Yeah, yeah, there was a Yeah, there was a big we have a pair of tickets. There was a big raffle going on here at the station to get the last pair of tickets. Oh and I forgot to get involved in that raffle. I was wondering why Tim was smiling so much today. He probably got theot him. Yeah. Just me. show tonight? No one's going to that I got the game tonight. Oh yeah, I' to watch the game on my phone Aurriad is excited you gott to be careful because there' been a few we've had some storms. I don't want you to be wind It doest seem like I could just carry you away. Snap burn house. Is it tonight? Yeah, it's tonight Those are my bones. It's gonna be a. I safe our marina tonight. Yeah, Well nobody's using the Atlanta they're not up the Aria Grande stage and then put the soccer pitch back down. So I think noope there's that's that's taken. The Benz is taken until this is When's the last match? Atlant The last match I think is next week. I got to double check because we have one tomorrow. We've got Egypt and Argentina that are playing tomorrow at noon. And I believe we have one Yeah Messy' in. He's actually been practicing at KSU at KSU. You find his hotel and make a lot of noise. I a fireworks all night. L like the Mexicans are doing I' We love you Messy. Oh yes, we do Are we all rooting for Belgium tonight because of the what Trump dad? BeCacause I am. I'm rooting for the rule of law. Pople are screaming at me on my threads account. I've never had this much action on my th. I can't because threads. I didn't even know you had a thread to account. I AI model. I literally Would you like me to follow you on thread I crap. All of my posts that I post on Instagram bleed through to Facebook and threads and I'm like, exoing. I think that you, you know, I'm glad you go viral, whatever. but I think you're miss The issue isn't that we're all glad that our best players are playing. Nobody And almost everybody agrees that he shouldn't have gotten the red card. only issue is Sh the president of one of the host countries G involved. That's the only question. The question isn't whether or not he deserved the red card. It's not even Pl It was the quest and the question isn't that FIFA hasn't moderated these things in the past. O question and I'm going to say this and you're going to say, yeah, but he didn't deserve the right card The only question that matters is Is it proper? for the president of the main host country to get involved and you know that they had to be thinking in the back of their mind if we say no. It's going to be a truth social posting thing We're all going to be the enemy that he already named the ref. and said he's not a good person and he's got a bad background and all this kind of stuff. And so very much very much so FIFA could have gone, you know what the easier thing to do is Just give him what he wants And that could they just then lie pretend to be transparent. Oh, you know, if because the ref didn't call on the field and VAR called it Technically the ref wasn't supposed to watch it in slow motion and he did. R. It could have spun it in a way. That's the main issue right there I know but they didn't spin it that way. That's the point. The point is not the the only issue Jared is whether it's proper for the host company countries President too insert him. That's the only question. May I respond Only if you talk about that, you can't bring up anything else because here there have been other countries and their leaders that have gotten involved in the past think including Kirst Armmer definitely got involved. There were talks to try to move, yes, last night's game between Mexico and England to an earlier time Ker Starmer when he was prime minister, fought against that and he said, hey, I would much rather have the game at night. Okay. So that way my players don't get What happened there, But what happened there was it ended up going as scheduled They didn't I believe the Mexican team wanted to move it earlier. and also FIFA was making the argument that it would have been better for the time change the English English fans to be able reality like your starmer Jo., I think that you're wrong. I think in reality FIFA thought it would be better if Mexico wanted to do it earlier and English fans can be watching it, you know like eight o'clock at night as opposed to two o'clock in the morning, mayaybe it willll work for everybody. And then Kir Starmer says, well, we'd rather you just keep it where it is. To me, that's a little bit different then say we were everybody in the world listen, I'm glad that he's there. They do. I'm glad that we have our best players. I'm just saying that's not what the argument's about. And the argument isn't about whether or not he deserved the red card. Almost everybody says that he didn't. This is not what the argument' about. And again, I'm glad that tonight I can watch our best players play. The only question is Is it proper and knowing Trump has this thing where you know he's going to call you names. if you don't go along A little we got a break, buts that's the only question. I just think that there have been other countries that have that their leaders have gotten involved when situations like Well they must keep their mouths shut. I mean, Tr Trump is the most popular person in the world, whether we like it or not. He's going to no matter what he says, it's going to be he's been one who said it. And that's why that's why'' right. If you're right, other presidents may have done it, but they kept their mouths shut the next dayost And they allowed FIFA to come up with some cover story. He didn't allow. I would rather in any circumstance and I think that going forward FIFA should in all these circumstances for any country, if there is a red card that is given based off video review for whoever the country is, they should apply this logic to. This is a smart move for the presresident cares it's just looking back at the play. I. S what you've done here? You've got us back at the red card. And it's not about the red card. It has nothing to do with the red card. Alex Williams says there's a cr Trumps Well, he describes things like well, it's a card It's red It's red, much like you know, much like a traffic light well It's usually yellow and then it's red, the red light, which is a light that's red There's a yellow one in the middle that's a yellow light and a green one that's's called the green light and the green light go right go and the red light stop and unless she was in Atlanta, then you just g either way. He says he never he didn't even know what a red card was, but it was horrible. I I know what it was. But it this was definitely not that thing don't know what it is. you watch a lot of sports is what you said. you a lot of sports. L in football. if you throw the red flag, that means ye You gott to look at it, you know, they got to It's a jaz car. you got to stop the whole race, right? you can't even work. you can't even work in the on the car. I mean, that's where he'll be quest I like fighting, there's no red flags. I don't know I don't know what a red card is, but he definitely did deserve it.. No, he sure didn't. I mean he's one hell of an acchre, baby Well he say it is true. Yeah. Yeah. I guessor I think his parents are from England. Yeah. well they were here. They were here and his mother was too pregnant to fly back home Right. O TSA wouldn't let her. So, he was born here Al go team USA. However go However we got there. Go team USA. I'll make myself a gin and tonic Gummy Yeah, and route on. No Belgian waffles, no Belgian joc. No I'm not like you. I don't Yeahah, yeah, yeah. Just win the game. I don't have to hate the other team. It's all right. Just for tonight I love themales. They are good, huh? Well, you know, it's easier way to get into France if you're German. All right, Creg. Thank you for being here with us today You are welcome