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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Celebrating Sobriety and Life Milestones
From #664 - Crooners Welcome — Jun 21, 2026
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Amen Allright Go on, baby Um, It's greasy But you know it's greasy Dude, I was at home Where was that some old old area or something the other day and like a food area And they had a fella and he was selling food, you know and Mexican food. and And he's like he puts it on my plate and it's like it was really like like it had like a lot of grease or something. like I think it was called out Pastor or whatever And it was a new type of meat Like fifteen years ago they didn't have it, right? And then suddenly it's like on the meet when you look at the meatets or whatever on the section on the menu Or sometimes they put a menu like up in the air at a like at a u restestaurant or whatever. If you're over at a u that a You know, you stop in a little restaurant, a little Mexican restaurant or you're at an u Oh or bees or so. They'll have on the menu, they have a menu up in the Air where everybody can read it at the same time Because some places if it's somepl they give you your own menu In some placays they want everybody to read it together Oh, like group reading or something You know, my family and stuff sometimes we'd go after a church and we'd all hold hands and read the menu together And people would yell fs or whatever at us, But that doesn't matter. Anyway, what am I talking about? Oh, so I was saying, dude, so the guy he I'll order the food the Al Pastor 'a I'minking oh, the pastor, right? This, you know, I'm thinking, yeah, I want to connect with the pastor. I don't know. we just come from church. I'm thinking like its it's a religious thing. You know, I'm gonna order Al pastor or whatever. But it's Al pastor. It's Spanish, right? And it's and in Let see what it means here U Making popular making dish Um, Meetin Dish marinated pork and shaved off. It says also shaved off Verttical split shaved off. So if this is something that You know, it's shaved offf But anyway The guy puts it on the plate and he's like, oh, it it's greasy, you know? And it had like a lot of grease in it. And He's like, man, it's really greasy. And he's looking at me like Like I'm supposed to do something like I just bought it from you He's he's acting like Like I made it like greasy or something I didn't make it greasy. You served it to me. It's like, man, it's really greasy h Mury I'm like, yeah it's crazy, bro It's crazy for sure, but like I didn't want it like that. And then I went and ate it. I'm sitting there eating it and And he looks over at me from behind the counter like, man, it's greasy, huh? And I'm like, yeah I mean, you made, you made it You knew it was gasy when you give it to me But it's crazy. That's like, say you buy a car for me And then before you come get it, I take all the windows out of it and shit And I'm like, man, it's it's windy in here, huh? Like yeah, like you took the windows out Right like if Yeahah, u yeah, it is windy It shouldn't be By You know why it is, right? Like that was a thing And bro, some people don't even know that windows Putem to stop the win peopleeople don't even realize Because people were sitting in a car, they used to not have any windows in there. You'd be sitt in a car and people would just be in there just cold, just like, And then they put the wind O's in And it stopped the O's and it stopped the win So I think for me, it's just kind of like, How was my week been or whatever It's you know, it's been life bro It's been life bun. Sometimes it's like It Sal Pastorbro sometimes' Greasy You know, sometometimes it's just life's just a second class meet, bro It's a second class meet And that's okay, bro. You know, it' still u o is still ent Tra It' still entree. I'm a second class meet. I'm a third or fourth class meet sometimes, bro. but I'm still an entree baby gang. I'm upstairs. Aymen, bro, good to see you guys today. Good to be here It's been a while, Bros since. We checked in on a solo episode Um. We had stage coach I had' checked with y'all since we had a stage coach adventure And man, that was a time, bro You know, I got to go on stage at stage coach and you should. it's in the name of the place, right stage coach What do you think I'm expect when I get there? you know? So U But yeah, I got to go on stage out there with Misslla Langley and B tell ifs. I felt like a mountain lion out there At first I was like really nervous You know, because I had to do my lines. But when I got out there, I did a couple lines. And then I looked around, I said, Dang I'm a mountain lion And that's how I felt. I was just I don't know. It was just like You know, it's just like the Lord was just tossing chunks of magic to people today and I caught one That's what I felt like it was pretty Yeah, it was pretty it was a it was an amazing experience just to get out there. I'm not a singer, right I'm not a singer by nature, right If you ask me to sing, bro, it's greasy. You feel me bro, That's how it is, bro That's how it is with me. U. But I am I did realize this, bro, I'm a crooner, bro Coner, let me see what a Crooner is Foner Krooner's a male singer who performs sentimental songs. and jazz standards using a smooth low and highly Timid voice, bro. That's me because the song it would just like A singer might be like, And this is what it's all about un bro just comes in at the end, bro. he touches up. He's like the kind of guy that does the baseboards in your house, right He don't do all the painting, baby, but he'll come in and just You feel me? It's like it's a magical time at the County Fair. And then the crooner comes in and he's like at the countounty fair You feel me that's him So that's me, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'm the singer, I'm not the painter. I'm not doing all of that. I'm not doing the architecture. I'm not doing all that But when they come in and they need that doll at the end just to Oh. Do you know? You hear all those? That's called stair step vocals. U I'm trying to think of another good popular song. Fly me to the Momo Shing from this jet from the past seven hundred years. Oh sorry, sorry. No no crazy, but that's like something like Um Till you can't, L, like here's one like like, u, till you can't Till you cat. Till you cat That's Cody Johnon like. too you can. And then I come in like H H Doee you can push that octave further. Till you can So I don't do all the singing I just come in and do that basebard, baby That's where they bring me Ambro. I'm that low long monster. You feel me I'm in a swamp bro They don't know I'm down there and then I hit them with thatad, baby I'll hit him with that Tace Atkins baby I'm that basement, bad boy. You find me in the bottom of your lungs, baby girl U So yeah, so that's so that's how I am. I'm a crooner And that's in I' Mac Crooner right there. male singer who performs sentimental songs and jazz standards. using smooth low An intimate voice broke So they got me out there, B, but thank you Miss. Langley for having having me out and that was a special time out there. And I'm glad everybody got to U seeee it. It's scary to do something for the first time in front of a lot of folks That's what I'm realizing So what else? U Yeah, what else do we have? Thank you guys. Thank everybody for just paying attention, being a part of this podcast and this this experience Um Love you guys, bro Let me just say that And u Yeah, what's happening? U What else was going on since we lasted a solo? Oh, I got to, you know, people thought I was going to delete myself I don't know how you can share that or whatever say online. that way, you know, people were saying that was going around. And that's a crazy thing to have going around, bro because You know, because then when you see people they think you are ghost and shit You know, some black folks was like, Oh, you want your ghost shit now, Aa All right Go stk And I'm like damn ghost bro chill, bro, chill. Pay Yeah, that was crazy, dude. because I didn't even know that this had been happening and then people are like You know, I get a text from a step step family and they're like, u Is everything okay? you know? And then some of the text from other people started escalating G. Dame remember when you was here, bro Daniel wasn't so long ago, c? and they put a picture of us And they make it black and white, Bad Like, I'm like, dude, that picture from four days ago. And they put black and white and put a couple doves on it, bro. And then they throw a stud out there, bro You know, I wish I'd ha't had a phone to call you u Just some of the texts you get, bros like, D with everything that's happening, can I borrow your truck? And I'm like Be with everything that's happening, bro. and then they would put like a coff in and then a truck emoji like, yeah, you can bro, but it don't have any windows. You feel me it's breezy It's Breasy in there Oh man, bro. So yeah, just grateful to God, bro. that we continue to rock and we do it you know So that's what's going on, bro Um what else Oh, I got to go to the rodeo, man. I've actually been at two rodeos since I last did a solo episode. I've been over there at Franklin Rdeo And I've been over there to the music city Roteo Both of them beautiful And you know, you see a lot of these these rodeo babies, these these cowboys and cow girls that are out there You know, and I mean, there You know, they had who who do we see out there? We saw ucker Steiners out there, Wiki Sala there And Wki Shalah A He broke a limb out there. broke a limb. Lefty Holman. he was out there shorty Garrett. Shorty Garret And you think it's going to be a brother and it ain't Sam Peterson, man, I got to chat with him. just you just get to be around these fellow man, Kade Sone. Sony here Sonyer, Kage Sonyer out of Louisiana out of Karen Crower, Mbra. they had another rider out there of Baker, Louisiana. I can't remember the name, but I got to walk in the locker room in all of the u The rodeo People are there in the clown, he's happy when he's out there, but in the back he's putting on duct tape and he's stitching his own skin up because he's out there battling bulls, you know? He's out there. He's take he's front lines against the dark animal arts out there But yeah, they got all all all the wrotterers they all every name they're almost injured, bro, the names that they have, man The names that they have they're almost you can tell they're almost going be maybe going to be injured or something may, you know, they'll have shorty Lfty broken Richardson, right? Pelvis Shatterford. Pelvis shadifur, bra You know what I'm saying? Somebody get him a diaper, bro, G him an adult diaper, bro Lacerated Arm Leggardon. That's he he's riding today. wheelchair Montgomery, bro, crutches Johanson. He's over there He's out of Utah. Yeah, they just, you know That is just Everybody's on the cusp of getting injured out there Beause these look, it's dangerous what these guys do and these girls, they're warriors. They're out there. They're warriors out there with Animalia. I love it. I love it, dude. they let us get right on the back of a They let us get right on the back of the chuts You know and who was out there dusty Right Can you look at it for? Is it the rightright brothers? Now, not the people that flew over there out of Kiddyhak I'm talking about the young These are Yeahah, this is someone right here Stets and Rusty Um I think there was only two of them maybe that were there. But dude these boy, they some young bangers, b They some young bangers, man some warriors are going to get a few of them on the podcast at some point But just to get to seeene, we're right up on the shoot And they were doing bare backack horse But also Bronch. Can you let me let me look up what Bron is, Bronch riding. What is Bron? Bronch riding is a classic rodeo event where a cowboy attempts to ride a buucking Bronch No a buucking horse AKA a Bron for eight seconds while holding on to a single rein with one hand That's like trying to give you your ex wife a hug if you over there at Applebe's or whatever sayay you're meeting up for your you have a duel you have a child that you parent, you're meeting up over there at rips O Dawns, you know, or Applebees or something And you try to hug the XY for spoo. That's the new rodeo right there Hugging your ex wife, bro Sheeen letting and you stay on there for eight seconds. Sheeen letting you stay on there for two seconds, bro Uness you get that check You know what I'm saying? That that was my mother uh She'd make my dad sit in a car if he didn't have that money Youre sitting and we going inside, you sitting in a car. Well, there's nothing more altercative There's nothing more altercative, bro than when They haven't somebody hadn't paid that alimony or whatever, child support But anyway, yeah, that's Bron Riding, a classic rodeo event right there And my favorite part of R you, I'll say this is the Barrel Riders is Baryrel racing, I think And Miranda Lambert does it. She does it as a hobby U If you're listening, Ill put some I'll put some video on the episodes so you can see it. Man, in ladies And when they hit that third barrel in they head and backag bro, the place gets l bro Let's go Just singing your heart out, you know, just for some potential lesbian You know, just who's giving it or all out there Come Praise God, baby U, But yeah, I was right up on the shoot, man. I was right up on the shot And some of the animals man, they just De imagine the first person that ever saw a bull who ever saw a bull, he probably probably went right back to his friends and he said, Hey, look, I saw this cow And it's not real happy I saw a cow. this cow is not real happy And some of the bulls vow was on the shoot and some of the bulls low key bro seem a little bit Zesty broom. You know One of the bulls is like, Hey, can you fix my error for me You know I was like, I don't have any lotion or anything. He's like, Oh just use your hands, bro, it's greasy, you know because I've been jumping around And one of the bulls straight up told me he's like, bro, I like having young men on my back. I'm like, what? I like, who do I report this to dude He's like, yeah, bro I like having these young men on my back for a little bit. He's like, but I get so excited that they fall off. I'm like, dn bro Gen This horse needs to be in the Epstein files, bro. But man, rodeo is a great sport and there's something for the whole family, man. And you can sit there, you can enjoy yourselves, get you some peanuts, bro, getet you a little bit of water, a little gatorade or something, some beer or something homemade, bro Bring you a little deviled egg, bring a little DE out If you've been keeping one in your pock, it would a piece of ice in there to keep it cool I don't want to say the history theodo then' get in some calls we had some calls that came in I just want to learn about the rodeo and I want to have a specialist on to talk about the rodeo. The rodeo originated in the sixteenth century cattle culture of Mexico. It evolved from the livestock roundup and branding practices of Spanish settlers and their Mexican ranch hands known as Vacqueros B meero The term itself comes from the Spanish verb roder meananing to encircle or round up. The transition from ranch work to competitive sport place in the American West following the Civil War during cattle drives and roundups Cowboys and Vaceros, Vaceros U again gathering informally to test their riding and roping skills impromptu contest between different ranchers And ranches started to spring up, many historians point to Der Trail, Colorado, hosting one of the earliest competitive cowboy contests in eighteen sixty four Garal. And shut out CJ Vacari I went to school with growing up. I don't know if it's similar, close, I don't know. But he was a cowboy. I do remember that I don't know if you roote or not But but he had it in his blood. Brother praise God, ammen But yeah I would like to learn about the rodeo. I need to get like a rodeo special. someomebody knows the history of it. I needed to search for that. Yeah, there's a lot of Latinos in there, a lot of Mexican guys, a lot of Brazilians Um, A lot of Canadians, a lot of Australians When you see the line upps at these these rodeos. a lot of guys from Utah, Wyoming, Alberta. different places over there. You ever think about how something got its start? Like Mountain Dew, for example. I always thought it just kind of appeared one day, you know Just like a stork brought it from a beverage universe or something And then somebody saw it just sitting in a cooler just glistening Just glistening But no, it's it's actually straight out of Tennessee. You know that It's a real place Real people It was two brothers working tirelessly to nail that citrus kick that we all know and love. It came from folks with grit and independence doing things their own way and somehow bottled that That attitude still in it today You hear that That's attitude Still bold, still unmistakable, still do It's an American original. that's been tasting great Since forty eight, nineteen forty eight Red Whiting D right there. done Limited edition. It's a hometown story in a can. Next time you grab a doo just known, it's more than just a drink. It's an American original. Mountain Dew tasting great since forty eight They got a new minion now His name's Dick And I know how that sounds, but that's the name. That's what they landed on. And honestly, I respect the confidence You'd have to really believe in a guy and name him that and put him up on the big screen He's got one eye. He's got one eye too. Yeah, which I feel like if you've only got one eye, you've earned whatever name you want Nobody's going to argue with him. What are you gonna do? Look him in the ees He's he's got he's got the one. He already won Anyway he's in a movie him and his buddy' tried to make a monster picture and the whole thing went sideways. And now there's real monsters loose in Hollywood What happens next? you just have to get a ticket and see The film's called Minions and Monsters out july first. If you like Woody You love dig Go see Dick with your family. There's genuinely just there's no good way to say that. I tried and And here we are. tickets on sale now Yeah When I first moved into Tennessee, I would go to this coffee place And u And I was try I was like flirt I was like flirt with the girl that worked there. But Bro, I was like I I just I couldn't eat like I was nervous. Right? And so I was nervous to flirt with her. But anyway, I remember she'd be like, well, do you want this with your coffee? And I would just take whatever extra thing. She's like, yeah, you want the Um, foam on it Cld foam, fur, whatever they put on it. I'd be like, yeah, I'll take yeah, give me a little bit. Cinnamon, you want, yeah, yeah, you want cinnamon. Dude, I would leave out of there with like extra cinnamon, like in a little toigo like just like I'd have like a twenty seven dollars coffee in there, dude. I was buying all the roast from her. She had like Ghana. The missing person roast or whatever that they came out with for that kid or whatever. I bought the um. boating like this stuff. they did a fundraiser for a boating accident. I bought that shit I had so much coffee in my car. I had like the stuff from like Estonia, Zimbabwe, like the all the shit, Middle East, you know, Madagascar or whatever. I had like coffee for kids or whatever. and they shouldn't even kids aren't even supposed to drink it. and I was had like two pounds of that in my car in if I even I had so much coffee that I'd bought from this girl just to go talk to. and At the end of L at one point, if I even got in my car and I cut the heat on, dude, it would just be like it literally was turning in like a roaster in my car. And if I did the thing where you close the so you don't get any outside air conditioning You know, just like the smell myself type of whatever that setting is bro and you just put dude, it was Cut that on, I'd be awake for one month n couldn't close my. There was so much coffee in my car. I remember going through a driverough one time and somebody' like, Ohh are you selling coffee? And I was like, fuck no What are you talking about? I'm just hitting on someone without some of the skills to do it. What do you mean you my buying cck? You know Dude, I had something I have so much coffee bro If I even went and sat in my car, it would wake me up. T would be like, dude are you tired or whatever? I' like, Yeahah am, I'm just gonna to go. I'd go sit in my car for fifty seconds. I'd come back in And I'd be five, I could work for another half a day. That's how it was. I was turt Penny we freking turn Sh out small boy Diego Pavo over there in Baltimore, man Blessings to him bro Yeah What else is going on, bro Let's take some calls, as always hotline, nine eight five six six four nine five zero three. I got this one right here CO Yeah Dw What's sub big Mic. a Mic Oward U I've been with my girlfriend for about You know, I'm going be eight months now and u I love her. I love her man. and she loves me and But the whole time we've been together, I've been I've just been overtaken by all this jealousy, man of kind of her past and she's told some things that you know, she did before we met that you know,'t don't exactly align with you know, where I'm at or where I've been at, you know, and I've struggled to not hold it against her. you know, I've struggled to forgive and forget and just accept and love unconditionally, you know and I don't know, man. things just keep coming up and keep hearing things and kindind of just hurts and I know I'd probably do it to myself, but I'm just asking for maybe a little bit of your advice, M. what do you think You know, maybe what can I do to out of myself, you know, to stop Stop putting myself in the center of the unise, you know? I just love Dude, that's a great question, man. Wow, what can I do to dis love Bh Man, if every if we if that was our national anthem Man that we would all be in a different place or especially our international anthem as well Um Yeah, I think, you know There's some things like it's easy for me to say, right? Like I I've made some mistakes in this realm, man. I was jealous You know, I kind of created unrealistic expectations for people that they could never live up to. you know And and I would hold like old stuff against girlfriends. Yeah, I've done that. L stuff they can't even like, you know, how people don't can't do time travel. They can't go change something And so if I'm holding something like that against somebody, It's and I know that they can't change it then That's it really says something about me, you know And I need to make a choice do I either want to Can I not can I really not live with it? Or am I just afraid? of like what other people will think. You know, if I date somebody that's had like different like u past ris partners or this or that What are they going to think? I was always like, what would other people think of this U girl I'm dating. what would other people think of her I lost some good opportunities because of that Now instead of what would I think What do I think And maybe she N Bra, maybe What if it's like, hey, I'm going I'm going to be the person. so you don't have to like I wonder does she did she even want to like live in someone like if she was like out and about or or if a girl and a guy was out and about, like maybe they didn't even really want to be living that way And maybe now you're like this thing, you're this person, you're finally this person that's going to be like, I'm going to make sure they don't like I'm going to be there for them no matter what's so. They don't have They they don't ever have to like put themselves out there like that again. They're going to be fulfilled, right Um They're going to know that I'm here for them. You know, I don't know. mayaybe, I don't know. I don't know if that's crazy to say. I can't. I haven't had success doing that But I'm just thinking, man, what if what if we were like What if we were the kind of boyfriends that was like, Oh, I'm not gonna be like that to hold your passing at you. I'm going I'm going to I'm going to make sure that you have somebody that's going to be right there You know I'm going to make sure you don't ever have to live that way again if you don't want to. that you don't have to operate in these certain circles if you don't want to You know I don't know,'s tough, dude. I was, yeah. I wasn't good at him. I would just be like because it gave me something always this little like this little extra card of like, o wow, I can be upset Right It gave me a chance to have one foot out of the relationship That's the truth. That's the truth, Buram But imagine if you could be like, I'm going to be the person this girl doesn't ever have to worry again They don't ever have to worry if they're going to have somebody's going to be there for them. They don't ever have to like give themselves away to an environment they're not sure about. don't you know what I'm saying? L like I'm to be I'm gonna to be This man that they've been needing I don't know, man. I'm not preaching.'m thinking out loud What if the calendar did that to us, right What if the calendar And I don't know who owns the calendar or whatever. probably Bezos or Lutnik or whatever. But what if the calendar Like you'd had a day years ago that wasn't good, right? or you'd had a week years ago that wasn't even that good, right And what if the calendar just suddenly like made you relive it like Life's going a certain way and now the counter is like, Oh I'm throwing in. twenty eleven at you. It's a Wednesday, remember that? Bam And you're like, what the fuck This is so long, I gotta do this. So that's kind of like kind of what I was doing when I was acting like that. I was like, what about this old thing, this old day, this whole relationship? You know, why don't we live that shit again? Why don't we go through that shit again? 'cause I didn't want I really didn't want there to be enough I wanted a reason that this one't going to work, That's what I wanted. But it's not really what I wanted What I really wanted was I wanted it to work. I was afraid. commommit to it I was afraid to commit to it So let me keep bringing these all old things alone Let me keep bringing these old hurdles But one day somebody you gets tired of jumping over those with you, bro, and then you' just standing there with a bunch of old hurdles and shit Like just like a PE coach that's out of work that's been, you know, just using in their car at lunch or whatever. And that's shit. So anyway, I don't know if that helps or Nabra But man, yeah what if we could all be brave enough? you know, to love the person that we that we love Like we know they should be loved, right? I think that's what I mean, but what if we could all be brave enough to do that Praise guy bro, let's get another one man what we got here APO. This is Jared from Indiana What's up, Jared, and congratulations on your new Indiana bear homeward? Love your son U I was just wondering If you've got any advice or a man who never had a father Now he's trying to raise three boys The youngest ones one and I named them after you. I love everything you do I just I don't know. I want to be the probleather that I never have But sometimes A gates are m you probably hear them in the background, but If you got any advice or me, let your know. Oh, yeah that allowd when that must be me That must be me, brother loud when a chatty one back there The one back there selling dime bags or whatever, b Sound like QP b. You know what I'm saying pushing weight, that was that's me Um, where it's it's an awful call to think about this, especially around Father's Day just to think, like You know, I think What I would do, I would write down the stuff maybe that you felt like you didn't get And then You'll kind of have your answers, I think Um For me, I think some of it would have just been direction. It would have been like U Maybe if my father were have put his hand on the back of my neck more, that's like a very u fatherly son or parental type of thing the back of the neck Mm And not even not looking at your children with judgment You know, I was I was looked at with judgment a lot. Mostly judgment, in fact, probably two hundred and fifty percent judgment So that's how I learned that the only way to operate in the world was judgment That was like the currency. You know? It was like, I'm going to judge you That's kind of how I showed affection was through I'm gonna judge you less If that sounds I mean, I don't know if that sounds real to anybody or not. You think that's real Haluston actually really interesting But yeah Why do you think that is Oh, I think it makes perfect sense because if somebody judges if all I know, if I look if only the only look I see in a parent's eyes is judgment Th I' all I'm to do of myself And it's all Madoo probably of others, especially if it's like an inimate If there's like intimacy or just communication So Yeah, that's what I did. And it's a survival skill that can help you a lot because you're judging things, you get really good Judging this judging outot you know what I'm saying? You really good But it'll keep you alone too canan anyway So But blessings to you, bro, happappy Father's Day to you And I'm just thinking out loud, toora, I don't know any of this. I'm not a scientist Um You know, But u But yeah Blessons to you, bro Tello theos said, what's up b? Type shit, BLM. I'll see him in the streets, boy gang Let me see what else we got here it's Mason. I just had a What's up Mason? Thankk you for calling, brother for you You know, I kind of just wanted to see what you thought about it and what you, you know, Cuddle over Wiscansin there, boy You know Or Illinois maybe onward. Do. The other day, I walked into a gas station. And there was a man who clearly had D syndrome He didn't look the oldest. Oh yeah, the ops And he was trying to buy some beer And I kind of read the situation and knew what was going on But the clerk actually tell he didn't know what to do. And he you know, he kind of looked at it and he actually turned to me S, what do you think of this? And I don't know if I should feel bad clearly underage man with D syndrome of alcohol I'm just wondering if I did the right thing, what you do in that situation Thanks for you, P. Gangang. Yeah. of course of course, dude. If a guy has down syyndrome, give him a fucking drink Give him a break, man. cut his work hours a little bit. Like yeah, dude, I remember when we were growing up if a guy down center, youd give him a beer, you'd bring him. you'd even get some beer from inside if your dad wouldn't give you a whole can, you'd come and just give him and just let them just drink it out ofa your hands, brother. Like You got to support people You know, people with Down syyndrome love to drink beer because I think it has sugar in the it's a lot of it's sugar based Why to down and Oh, it just shows a picture of Ireland. So countounty cork specifically, but dude, it's like think. I don't I believe look, if somebody has D syndrome or if they might have it or whatever I think you gott to let him drink, bro. That's the type of place I'm from You know, I almost had it. I was on the ropes. And gototta let people cook if they have it And yeah, dude, when I was growing up, we would get a we had a guy who had I don't know what he had. He had something Something pretty strong and we'd send him. wed give him fifty sixty dollars go in there, bro. One time, bro, his kid Damen, dude And bro, one time we give him the money to go in there And he fucking went out the back dude, he went out the back and ran up there to a senior center and broke down a bunch of wall art in the windows in there. So You know what I'm saying? we never got our money back, though. But the shit I'm talking about is like, you don't know what's popping, bro You don't know what's popping. so I don't think we should hold somebody back from having a good time I do think the underage thing But If somebody has down syndrome, I say let them cook You know what I'm saying I say letem cook, bro But yeah, I mean, should you feel bad about it? I don't know I mean, as long as y'all are't making fun of the guy or doing something like that, as long as y'all are' you know, u, Plus people want to feel included, buying beer is like kind of like a ritual when you're underage. I'm not saying, you know, I'm not sitting here condon it, Don't do it. I gotta say that for a legal reason. peopleople do it You know, even down center people do it apparently. So Whatever, Bro. You know, he probably he might not even have down syndrome. He might just live too close to a dad of synda, bro. know what I'm saying, he might be all hopped up on dad and shit You know, little Ricky' on their data So Let's take another call here. spepeaking of data centers actually Hi, my name is Amy Hopkins What I would love is the seel v could talk about or even mention The fact that a Georgia company is building an AI data center right next to the Nashville Zoo and right next to an elementary school It's like SmackDab in the middle of these two innocent Beautiful creatures on God's planet D evil ghouls are coming in and destroying the air, the water, the environment you know, the earth, everything that we have I mean, these animals are already in a zoo Okay. And now we're to come in and do this to it. So it's like I'm just trying to do whatever I can to bring attention to this. Amen. than, thank you for calling. I agree, bro. Now the thing is they got data everywhere I'll say this, dude, on behalf of everybody That's human. and has a heart K eye bro I. I don't have any friends. that are ever like, hey, AI, what how's they you know I'm saying? Nobody's doing that shit. We're already fine. We can already order our food fast enough. We can already watch a movie if we want on our phone. We don't need anything else I don't know who else needs more shit I don't want any data, bother. They got too much data Now what happens? the kid, you know, the kids playing at school or whatever and he falls in a and they got a puddle of dad outside of the data center or whatever. And he's got a bunch of data and shit on his shirt or whatever you can', you know, He's got a bunch of like loveve Island episodes that won't come out You know, stained up for sure, especially the new season bit much. but it's like You know, and what how does that even work? They got a data leak at the factory. now he's your kid, you know, L Ricky's got a bunch of data stuck in his leg or something, You know, he's got a bunch of fucking maps of like from the thirteen hundreds or whatever O he's got a bunch of Epstein files of stuck in his spinal column or something because of a you know, the data, He's just got emails stuck in his skin or whatever. you know, it's just like We don't want any data, bro. We don't want any. noobbody wants a data center, Dude, noobbody wants it And the people that want them to me, bro, they seem kind of evil It's like, what's gonna happen You know, you you fall down and you get a bunch, you know A bunch of loose data flies out of the factory or something now and your kids got you know He's got five episodes of all Dutt and ranch or whatever stuck in his neck or something It's gotten crazy We don't want it. Nobody wants the shit And so here's what I think. I really believe this. I think I really believe it. I don't know, but I believed it yesterday. I believe that some people know how to live forever they've cracked the cod And so suddenly They have to put the rest of us They have to lock us down They have to. Because if everybody finds out about it then everybody's going to be able to do it, right? There's got to be some people have to take like have to separate themselves. and I think this is how they're doing it. They're creating these data centers. It's all just going to, it's all, I think going to be I believe this is my Pothy u theory 're going it's all gonna to be locked in with these flock cameras. There's some company like this Palanter, onene of these companies going be owning all of this information. They're going to put it all in It's all going to be we're all going to be locked now Everybody you're not going to be able to live or do anything that feels human There's going to become this kind of score, this sort of like, social and even the emotional sort of credit score And then AI is going to become it w it won't ever really But it's going try to become like our new Godd Right? Because I think people go to God for their feelings for their for help for hope, right? They they lay their They' u Theyir faults at the feet of Jesus for hope, right And they it's all getting. you're going to have to like Kase somehow, you're gonna have to get do well enough. for a data center to grant you whatever you then need, right Do that sound crazy, Austin? That's why they need because what does anybody thought what data do they? We already have like we're sharing pictures, we're sharing phone, we al have video in the cloud. like we all have this stuff. that you know, there's millions of episodes of different movies and all it is in the clan What do they need? It's a they're asking for a lot of suddenly they need It's a lot of space to just need data everywhere So yeah, it's unbelievable, Bro body I could talk more about it. I would love to know more people's thoughts about it. But I don't give a fuck about it. I don't see what it's going to do for us. I don't understand to be human. I think we've let a lot of tarantulas that aren't humans start to take over society And Oh And we're seeing the repercussions of that. And some of us we didn't let it happen. But I believe that, yeah, the devil is alive, bro. The devil is alive, and the devil is al liive,ro anyway, I'm not trying to preachhing it. I think somebody just makes me mad and it's scary it by a zoo It's like they're rubbing in our face, like you know what I'm saying? Because a lot of that is is showing control putting it by a school or whatever Some kids, you know, he's only he's like, He's on the swing set and he just hits his head like there's some dada going through the air or whatever And he hits his head on some dada or whatever Now he's got a concussion And, you know He's just he's just stuck singing Spotify lyrics, you know, just a bunch of data. He's just sitting there, you know, reciting just Larry Fleet and the cast ofos and Luke Bryan and Morgan Wallen deep cuts. It's like, it's just it's, you know I don't know, bro I don't know what's going to happen U And some girl today, she said and when do we stand up? When do we Good question Oh no, there's there must be something attractive in us just watching. O deot like we're w like, I don't know I don't if it makes any sense Um Oh, I do want to get the president of Mexico on here. Miss Claudyia Seinbaum. I will come to Mexico City. I want to come down there Um, So I would love. ye, I would love to get the President of Mexico on. Um, just to learn. I want to learn like about God the Mexican American relationship from the from a Mexican point of view from a leader there point of view notot, you know, I just want to learn more. I think it would be exciting and u So this is my beacon for that You know, I'm trying to speak what I would like. And u Yeah, I would love to know like how how do our laws, like the laws that we make here, how does that affect things that happen in Mexico? What are like the truths about cartel stuff in Mexico? I would love to know about Like what are some of like the big long term goals of Mexico? Just things like that. It's interesting because I't I don't ever learn about it. I probably could But it would be nice to learn in person. Um so that is somethingomet I would like to I'd like to have that opportunity if you would grant it to me Amen Um What else? Oh yeah, eight, bro. Let's talk about Atlanta. Atlanta's got the most flock cameras, bro. Um Yeah, the speaking of spepeaking of also just going back real quick to the u Data center. the company behind The Nashville Zoo Data Center The one that's near there allegedly is DC blocks So let me look at them. who? bes DC blocks primarily owned by Post Road Group and Bane Capital Credit owned by alternative investment Jonathan Levine John Wright Um Firmwide strategic direction is steered by managing partners, David Gross And chairman such as Steve Pagalua. And Josh Beckenstein, Beckenstein Um This is all AI overview. This is from Google AI Atlanta based DC Blocks propose building a twenty four acre two building data center campus at six hundred forty eight Grasmeere Park. That's unbelievable, dude I go drive over there all the time I go to a meeting not far from there Unbelieve the Nashille Council The National Metropolitan Council passed an initial temporary morium that seeks to rest restrict larger scale data centers from being built within a half mile of homes Um Bro, the thing is that most of the most of the flock cameras now I saw one the other day. Just saw one the other day over there I aboutought a donnut shop, bro. I was giving me a couple donns, Bro I was a little depressed at night I pulled up over there And they had some kids over there middling around, but I waited in my car about seven, eleven minutes, Broke. waited til the mom came and picked them up Be how does you want to be embarrassed for And then I walked in there Got me a couple donns bra And and on the way out I saw a flock camer. I was sitting in my car eating ds to get seeing a flop But Atlanta's got the most bro Let me see Group Incporated, doing business as Fock saafety as an American manufacturer and operator of security hardware and software partarticularly automated license plate recognition, video surveillance, and gunfire locator systems, bro Dude I saw a video the other day, it was like the block versus flock, bro And it was a lot of gangsters and bangers out there in the streets And all Iinking to flock cameras, man. because that's really where it's going, you know Because a lot of like gangs, they they they they own certain territory But now these flock cammers are coming and saying they own So that's, you know what I'm saying? That's the battle we' going to see soon, bro. Flock versus the block, bro So you know what I'm saying? Beuse otherwise they're going have surveillance on what? all of these bangers, bro? I'm curious, bro Ain't no blood, ain't no cripping because of flock Dang, bro. It's gonna be interesting man U let's take another call. We got we got a lot of calls that have come in. U Be we do that, here's how what you can do as a citizen to oppose the Nashville Zoo data center So you can sign the petition on change dot org titled Nashville Zoo, says no to proroposed data Center. Okay, great. And we'll put the link to that in here. We'll put it in here and YouTube information What does the seven dollar big deal meal get you at Sonic The real question is, what doesn't it get you For to seven dollars, you score a classic Sonic cheeseburger, medium fries or tots A medium drink plus premium chicken bites That's not a snack. That's not a just grab something real quick. That's a full meal. Then some You know what I'm talking about? 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So I would just wantonder your thoughts on What do you wrke about them Bilding this new stadium and what do you think about the old we're not going to be there no more Anyway, I just like your thoughts on that Amen, brother, thanks for the call, dude. I think my thoughts are simple. I like the old stadium. I liked it. I'm kind of a romanticist. I like You know, I like old schooler stuff, traditional stuff a little bit. I think it felt a little bit more like The city felt a little bit more comfortable. little more you just pull right up. you were right there The new w it just feels like it's takaking us to a new and bigger place And I know that's where the city is headed. And I know I'm just a transplant here. So I'm part of the problem, you know? So take my thoughts with a grain of salt. I'm just saying, that's how I feel, bro You know From one dub to another b, you know what I'm saying It's black and white to me. just like U, bro. You femmy, bro, Just like you, bro, you femmy cut? I just likek that smaller feel it felt it fit a little bit more Sometimes are worry that natural is just becoming more like a tourist destination than it is a place like a home. but then what do I don't know, You know, I don't have a family right now. I don't have those other elements that give it that. So Those are just my thoughts, But that's how I feel. But at the same time Bless you, boys for staying over there and building it And I'm curious to see. ye, this part of me is curious to see what it looks like. But yall don't know There's something that felt like a little bit more like a I like that old F four fifty, bro. That's the you know in my heart. my heartsenal is it probably like an eighty eight F one hundred fifty bro I like something that would match with that. I like that old stadium right there Thank you your brother, praise God, stay safe b brro. Tape shit B E Lmbra and WLM, you know, you You bow both. All right, one last call, man Peo this is Nate Callin ye. Yeah, I'm just feeling really grateful this morning. Hey, memother, thanks for the call. Nate onward Five years ago today, I woke up hungover for the last time And Man, I'm much a better man than I ever ever imagine I could be Yeah, I was just like learn to live in the moment, be present be right here deal with my shit work through my problems feel free I'm sitting here today and I'm just feeling free, man. I'm feeling really, really free Wonder if he is calling with us some happy five years, you think? Yes, you've reached Nate Oh Give me a message And I will give you a call What's of Nate U It's Theo from the podcast. You you hit the hotline the other day. I just wanted to call and wish you happy five years, man. Um Thanks for just sharing with us. you know, uh Just the positive energy possibility You know just the promises that you said that they talk about in the program that like you know, that, um The old stuff will fall away that you will Hey, what's up man Hey. Whats up,? this is Theo is this Nate? Yeah, this is neat What's Sub Bro, I heard your voicemail on the highotline and just one just wanted to call and wish you happy five years. Dude We're on the podcast right now, but I can keep it off either way, but I just wanted to call and wish you happy five years, bro No, that's cool, man. Keeping on. Yeah, thanks Thanks a bunch, man. It's for me, I'm real happy. I'm actually out Walking on a date with my wife right now and let's go. Y'all take walks, huh Well, you bet Yeah. I like that. We went out W out for some supper. now we're out on a walk Weve got five kids. All five kids are at home because my oldest is sixteen and can Hang out and watch them and yeah, that's good, brother Sow supper and a walk. You alm must be rich, huh U we ain't rich, but we I just had to get out and Yeah. We got to get out and Keep knowing each other. know Dude, that's a big Yeahah, that's a great point, bro. Dude, I love taking walks. I invited a girl on a walk not even too long ago Yeah, she kind of bailed the day of, but that's life, bro. what you gonna do? you know? sometometimes you just got to find you got to keep you got to keep finding somebody who wants to walk, bro. Someday you'll find the one that'll keep walking with you forever. A that one so. Amen, bro. Amen to that, dude. Yeah. We don't wantanna bug you hold you up man, but I just want to say thank you, bro. It's nice you to call and share that just that milestone Um Just the fact that it can happen for people. And u and just sharing about some of the promises that can come true, man. Yeah Did you believe it when you started that it could happen Bom No, man, because then I drank for few years U through my le twies and into my thirties And I just kind of figured it's just like I'm just gonna keep drinking. And then one morning for me is different than for a lot of folks, I think. like I woke up one morning And I was like Man, that's it. I'm done But once you quit that once you went to meetings stuff, did you believe that it would be done or do you I mean, it it was hard, right? I mean, it was really, really hard. likeike it seemed like, you know, you'd get thirty days and then you'd get sixty days and you get ninety days. It's like, man, I'm never going to have a year. And then all of a sudden You blink your eyes and it's five years and you don't even think about the You don't even think about what your're At least for me I don't think about what I'm addicted to anymore. It's just like, I'm Like I said, I'm just sucking life through the tailpipe, you know, it's just like I'm living at Raw and it's just so rewarding Um feeling Whereas before it was like, you know, I mean, I think we have a lot of things in common where it's like, My mom wasn't great to me when I was growing up and I was running from a lot of different things and Here I am, you know not running from anything anymore and just becoming a better man every day. So Um did I think it would yeah, no, I didn't, but here here it is. And this is just gonna to keep going. so Ayen, bro Well, tell your wife that we said, hey and thanks for putting up with you and putting up with anybody Anna Congratulations, bro Yeah, Thank, Deel. I appreciate it. and I appreciate you Thanks for sharing your life with everybody and you know, the honest stuff becauseuse that's where people grow when we're honest with each other and we just kind of have some vulnerability. So I appreciate that about you. Thanks, man. Sometimes I get scared share that stuff, I feel like it's like I don't know. I feel different ways about it sometimes, but I don't know how else to be sometimes, you know, that's the weird thing You gott to be you, and I think that's a beautiful part of you. so don't ever let that go, man. I appreciate that. Yeah, bro, one day at a time, man. That's it, right Yep, one day at a time Hey,, bro. Enjoy your walk, d. Conggratulations, bro. T'al talk to you so Yeah, thanks, brother. Hi,isma Dang, bro, that's awesome, bro out on a walk with his wife. It may sound hopeful possible? gets home has some kids over there, thingsings can be okay Nothing's perfect, but things can be okay, right? So Anyway, I don't know what we're doing, but we're gonna keep trying to do it And u That's about all I got today man. I got to run. I got to meet my friend over there, get a little snack or something over there And look at a my friend has a new They're selling a u My friend's saw a picnic table over there, so I'm gonna go Put a bit in on it. U. What else? That's about it So you guys be good to yourselves, man. Thank you for paying attention. I had fun, bro. I think I've been scared sometimes of doing solos. U, but I had fun today and I hope we can do this again sooner And yeah, just thank you guys. The hotline is always nine eight five six six four nine five zero three. Hston, thank you for your patience today. for roolling with the punches of life serving us a little grease with the technical problems. Abriel, you will say it's greasy.
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