Advanced Refrigeration and Mercury Techniques

Hello, no regular episode of been sad this week That's we' having a week off four Chrismos And we hope you are too Although some of you are probably working and doing stuff In which case, cheers. and Hppy Christmas. Some of you may not observe Christmas Indeed Some of you maybserve Christmas spech just forotten about it about this year, by. Well things it's a busy time of years, things s slip mind can't? Th things can' slip your mind. you so busy O often you say busy well, especially with all the Christm preparations So the chance that this very message is reminding someone that Christmas is I mean it was two days ago now I think' all got to take that turkey out the Yeah orr if you haven't bought a turkey yet, what you can do is buy if you buy about You probably only need about seven or eight hundred slices of turkey ham If you line them up correctly It's a bit like a three D printer bit of meat You can create a essentially roast turkey you line them up Be can form one. You can form one, you can form certainly something that's pretty close to a roast taky And do you then roast the haams or are they they pre cooked? You need to boil the whole thing so that the fats dissolve and the whole thing amalgamates into a kind of wobbly ideally turkey shaped of them. Joelly jelly meat meat jelly S sort ofat jelly in the shape of turkey roughly again. You need to sculpt it yourself while it's hot, so you need to sculpt it with But they see waterproof oven gloves Okay, Okay. and so check your stocking for those. Is that stuffable then Is it stuffable Yes, what you can do, I think is if you u shoot what you need to do is you need to shoot red hot mercury or any liquid metal through a metal straw into the center of the the sort of emulsified turkey meat jelly What about Gassius Zenin Well if you can get it this at this short notice, you know, this soon to Christmas, if you can get it Yes, but you'll be you'll be wanting to look at one of your bigger Eesces, one of biggest Aainsbury', not the metros. they don't stock it anymore And I say, I've said to them before I've complained. I've said, you know, you've got enough space You've got enough space for a mini bakery to make the crossles of the P. fourteen favvers of prrles. You could make these. D don't need all of those. What Z on Ias isual this at Christas Come on. but they don't care I remember Agon doesn't work We've all fallen for that one. No ye They said, I've said, have you got any zenon? No, no, we have got this arrgon. and you take it home and It's not the same thing. Argon zenon is very much the baking powder versus bicarbonate of soda of the inert metals Slashatterered. Well So There's no episode this week but there is a pretty tasty life hack Well, sorry, I did cut your f familyn,. so you've got your liquid metal. you heat that up or does it need to be heat up? Does it need to be liquid at room temperature? you it' somewhere between gas and liquid? So essentially ate kind of a chunky gas. It's like a wet window And then if you can shoot that into the the jellified turkey mass Obviously all of those turkey fat molecules with it will instdenly disappear. Yeah. Well they don't completely actually disappear today because matter cannot be craz or. they will reappear but about three doors down They'll reappear three doors down or if you live on the end of the block, they may reaear on a traffic island But yeah, so what we like to say is three doors and or the equivalent is what we like to say Yeah, so then Th then if you can drop the whole thing into something we're talking way way below zero. so we're in the minus five hundred Celsiuses say we willll need ll need we'll need liquid nitrogen. And the thing to do is you want to you want to put that inside a small beer fridge, O of those small beer fridges they can just fit sort of six cans of beer in. G that side fridge freezer in the freezer compartment. That's right. And roll that into a chest freezer Then take the chest freezer to one of those big freezers they have at the back of a butcher. Yeah put that And then each layer will get colder and colder and colder freezer mount all of that as high as you possibly can. The more altitude you can get at this point, the better Yeah.olutely. I mean I took it for granted that this was happening at the top of Mont Blanc. Yes. At least Yeah in refriger it's basically the refrigeration equivalent of triple fried Tple fried chips O a five bird roast. This a It' a t ducken of refrigeration. Yeah. So if you get the whole turkey mass into that at that point, what will happen is quick liquid metal. will recolagulate back into a solid so fast that'll become a powder And then you simply hold up the jellified turkey, you shake it and all that powdery mercury will just pour out. and it actually looks quite Christmasy because light the light will catch it Don't get on your eyes or your skin. No any any kind of mucous membrane, especially or any flmable surfaces Yeah or anythinghing dont you don't want any carpet, you don't want it any tiles. P points or strip lighting or any kind of lighting. or the elderly or the younggerly. Either of those age groups. But what you'll have What you will have is a is a turkey grotto iss a lovely little old turkey grotto for you to get that stuffing into Or have your family Christmas inside it. Or have your family Christmas inside it because obviously at that point you all have shriveveled a lot from exposure to that amount of powdered mercury. So yees, essentially, yeah you'll be so small, your whole family could go into the little turkey grotto inside the turkey there and then sort of eat it from the inside out. That is one of your options Yeah. so either you've you've been enjoying Christmas all As Henry sketches out, you may have forgotten Christmas and be huredly creating our own jelly based turkey Home But whatever it is, we hope you've had a nice one So as we said, yes, no regular episode of freeed been decided, however, If you join the patreon, patreon. com forward slash free bean salad There is not just one Two. Bonus episodes waiting for you St be salad extra beans and sort of standone kind of episode where we talk about the Beatles. Ieed And extra beans is extra bits prereviously unseen material Bonus stuff from previous topics, A bit of misk bit of a mess.' a mis they old miscellaneous. Enjoy Cappy N Ye year all that sort of business See you in twenty twenty two Extra extra beans. The extra beans are calming extra beans extra beans extra beans extra p extra extra be extra pce pra be extra be extra extra be extra bera p