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Caution. Caution. Caution. Alert. This is a Fifth Wednesday. Please gather at the Musta Station. Please gather at the Mustard Station. Do nothing, please. Master and do nothing. Yes, it's a it's a fifth Wednesday. Uh for those of you who surely you know by now, but we do four episodes a month. Some months have five Wednesdays in them. He's still, even now. Even after our a long form protest in podcast form. Which is what this whole show is. Yeah. Yeah. But unfortunately we've ended up in a bit of a complex legal pickle, haven't we? Because we desperately want we actually desperately want to provide content on the fifth Wednesday of the month. But we're now being sued by the Gregorian calendar, aren't we? Which is under the auspices of the Vatican. Well I'm being sued by um a Cliff Richard Canada. Yeah. Yeah. It's um it's the one from uh nineteen seventy nine or it isn't it was him with um Jim and loads of squirrels, isn't it? Yeah, yes, that's right. 'Cause I think Cliff Richard's output is now owned by OmniCliff, which in turn owns the Vatican is my uh I think the V Vatican is a subsidiary of Omnicliffe. That's right. Omnicliffe it owns United Biscuits. It owns United Carpets. Manchester United. Manchester United. Um Nissan. Nissan. I qualify as middle age now, maybe, soon. Um, the thing that really brought it home for me was when I booked in Test drive uh of a Nissan recently. Wow. Just for the heck of it. With absolutely no intention to in fact because you dislike Nissan so much you just wanted to reconfirm your negative opinion of them. It's just a cheap date. If you want to impress someone. Yeah. You take them out for the test drive. Take them out for a Nissan test. Oh yeah. But what's tricky, isn't it, is that the reason it it's tricky on a first date, you have to be quite strategic about it is that you have to pretend that you live right next to the Nissan dealership. You have to pop to them Get it, get it. And on the forecourt you you have to say, I'll meet you outside the forecourt of the Nissan Delhi, which is next door to my house. And a woman called Susan with a Ness Ann Lanyard will be accompanying us throughout the trial. But she's but she's got Well she's actually my ex and what I do is I I don't like to be a sort of you know, I like to always be in a relationship. So we hi I organise a brief overlap. So I'm I have actually broken up with Susan, but she still accompanies me. She keeps her everything on about upholstery. I should warn you I should warn you about that. And upgrades, try to ignore it. Yeah. That's just that's one of the reasons I'm dumping it, to be honest. Um She's constantly trying to sell me in Nissan and I already own one. So that was one of the main reasons we separated or she doesn't she doesn't like the Godfather films. Um there's a few issues. But so I do go for the overlap. I don't like a clear. And what happens is there's a gradual handover period of about three months where Um You can almost not tell when one relationship starts and the other one ends. That's how I like it to be. Also on that first date. Well the date has to be you have to pretend Mm. And then change your mind at the last minute and drive back to the Nissan dealership. It's really hard to fit that in. And listen with me The way you can tell whether the first state and the Nissan Micro went well. is if the following week we go for a drive in a Nishan Kashkai. That's just my way of showing, you know It's really flash out. I think the state's a bit Yeah, exactly. And Susan will still be there for that one. And again you go, so this time we're gonna go to TFI Fridays, you drive there and again you say just like last week, there's no bloody parking. There's no bloody parking. Try a couple of maneuvers in the car park, see how it feels. Yeah, test out and off we go again. Susan we'll talk a lot about how much you can fit in the boot. Yeah. That's just something that she's kind of preoccupied with. Yeah. That's actually why I was first attracted to her. I do like talking about the capacity of boots. And then you have to dr go you have to go there's no parking drive back to the North Handership, then you walk to TFI Fridays. You mean T G Jo Fridays? Yeah. The first time around you're just gonna let it go, weren't you? I couldn't work out if I was being a dick. You had enough time to think about it and you're like Yes I well. No you w no you won't. Wait, that's for the listeners to decide. That's for the listeners to decide who's being a big. I will point you towards Bomjo's track record. It's very, very long track record. To help you make your decision. Anyway, uh this is the fifth Wednesday. There is no normal episode of Three Bean Salad. No. Um, for those of you who are signed up on our Patreon, there will be an extra beans out today. So you have got a beans episode waiting for you. We are also off for the rest of May. Indeed. I say the rest of May, May hasn't started yet, but No. May's about to start. There'll be no episodes on the main feed, but the fun continues over on Patreon. Oh yeah. Um but on then this main feed we'll see Never Stops in June. a never ending wall coming closer and closer to you. And you look round there's another wall. One wall's got Ben's face on it, one wall's got Mike's face to it. You look up, maybe you can escape upwards. No, there's a plunging ceiling with my face on it. So it's very much a sort of two wall one ceiling room, so quite easy to escape. Just go out the bottom, mate. Or either of the sides. Bloody size. Yeah. There's also a Claire Balding mezzanine as well. Um So yes, uh we'll see you again. Anon. What does that mean when people say that? Well, in in a bit, I guess. At some point. I don't know what the origins are. It's good question. See or no? See you and on non specific. I think though the sign that you're saying is another sign that you you maybe are becoming middle aged. I don't think you get a lot of see you anon in the sort of club circle. There's not a lot of that going on. Yes, that's not how a lot of DJs finish their set before they hand over to the next. I'll just um I'll just finish off dabbing this MDMA and then I'll uh see you and on. Yeah, it's not it's not part of that scene. We assume. We assume all right, bye. Bye bye